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[J.D.] There was nothing more fun
than rounding with my interns,

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especially when I had a curveball.

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All right, my beautiful hunks
of unmolded clay,

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who can tell me the differentials
on Mr. Billings' dysuria?

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His urinary pain could be due
to kidney stones.

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-[imitates buzzer] Wrong.
-Or urethral strictures.

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-[J.D.] Wrong.
-What about prosthetic hypertrophy?

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All great guesses, you guys,
and all supes wrong.

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Brace yourselves. It's chlamydia.

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These days they are turning it up in
the old folks' home like it's Burning Man,

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-right, Mr. Billings?
-[chuckles] Yep.

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-Yeah, he gets it.
-[Sam] Ew.

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Wait, is that why my grandma
doesn't want me to visit?

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Yes, Tosh, your nana loves threesomes.

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-Yes, she does.
-Yeah, she does.

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-Banging-till-the-end five.
-[Mr. Billings chuckles]

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-Ew.
-"Ew" indeed.

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[J.D.] As they dealt with the thought
of old people banging,

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I had to deal
with being my ex-wife's boss.

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-Oh, J.D. Quick question.
-[J.D.] Ruh-roh.

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What the hell? Did you actually change
the orders on my patient?

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Well, technically, as your boss,
he's my patient too.

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-[chuckles] He's not your patient.
-They're all my patients, Elliot.

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Oh, really? Okay.

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Without looking at her chart,
what's wrong with Mrs. Goldberg here?

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Based on what I've seen today,
pregnancy scare.

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It's not funny, J.D. You can't just go
and change the orders on my patient.

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Elliot, I'm the chief of medicine of
this hospital, and I'm shaping things up.

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Okay. I don't care
if you're the chief of medicine.

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-You haven't been here for a decade.
-[J.D.] What do you think my job is?

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I'm starting to think
we can only hang out with one of 'em.

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If they can't be our couples friends,
who are we gonna hang out with?

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My sister and her husband.

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We hate them.

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Is that just me?

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[Carla scoffs]

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It's hard enough having J.D. back here,

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but I swear he's using his position
as chief against me.

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Watch this.

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He just had these installed, and he knows
these dispensers don't work for me.

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Maybe I just can't figure out the rhythm?

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Or maybe you don't have any.

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I'm telling you,
J.D. had them installed to drive me crazy.

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Those things don't work for me either.

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I just thought they were racist
and didn't work for Black or brown people.

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Oh, look at that.

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Elliot, you and J.D.
are letting the resentment

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from your marriage bubble up.

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You need to get a grip.

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Oh, I can't get a grip. My hands are wet.

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Look, I know I need to get things
under control with Elliot,

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especially now that I'm her boss.

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Oh, boy, when you say that to her,
it drives her crazy.

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She does not like it.

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[chuckles] Listen, Carla thinks
we need to find new couples friends,

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so you might wanna keep the peace
so we can still hang out.

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Worst-case scenario, we annihilate
anyone that comes between us.

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-Yeah. [chuckles]
-Okay. [chuckles]

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What exactly are you gonna do
to anyone who comes between you?

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Look, baby, you know you're my world,

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but this right here,

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I mean, this is the friendship
of… [chuckles] …a lifetime, right?

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It shines brighter than the sun.

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So you never wanna have sex with me again?

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J.D., I wish you the best
with all your future endeavors.

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Turk!

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[♪ "Superman" plays]

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♪ I can't do this all on my own ♪

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♪ No, I know I'm no Superman ♪

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♪ I'm no Superman ♪

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In my entire eight-month career,
I have never been abused like this.

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Good. I hope you cry in your car tonight.

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I'll have you know
I cry in my car every night.

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Nurse, can you please show Mr. Sharp
to his room or an empty elevator shaft?

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You cannot talk to a patient like that.

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But that man is a nightmare.

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I told him he had high cholesterol,
and he told me to go get him a man doctor.

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Then he gave me a one-star review.

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[J.D.] Doctors are being reviewed more
than ever on sites like Rate-Your-Doc.

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This one says,
"I couldn't understand a word he said.

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I wish that little twink
came with subtitles."

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[J.D. chuckles]

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I don't know what you guys are talking
about. Mine are all three stars.

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It's a five-star system, Blake.

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That changes things.

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Look, you guys are gonna get criticism
throughout your whole career.

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You have to let it bounce off you like
bullets off of Wonder Woman's bracelets.

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Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew.

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I really wish I'd come up
with a more masculine metaphor.

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Well, those reviews follow you around.
Have you read yours lately?

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[chuckles] Tosh,
I am a seasoned physician, okay?

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I haven't read those things in years,
and I certainly don't plan to start now.

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I'm gonna start
the second I'm away from them.

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Look, gang,
health care is a service industry,

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and the customer is always right.

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I want you to let me die.

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I know end-stage heart failure
sounds bleak, but--

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My cardiologist says
I'd have to wear my heart in a backpack.

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Not true.
The LVAD is implanted in your heart.

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However, the external operating system
is housed in this backpack.

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Ooh.

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[Elliot] Or… [chuckles]
…a stylish messenger bag

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for the fashion-forward-heart-failure
patient.

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-Wow, I'll take it.
-[Elliot chuckles]

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I am not much for gadgets.

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Look, without it, you could have
a fatal heart attack at any moment.

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Please, think of your family.

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My husband and I are estranged.
We never had any children.

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So I'd live a little longer.
What kind of life would that be?

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I'll call hospice care
to start the paperwork.

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Um, but first I wrote something
that might change your mind.

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[sighs]

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Uh, "What if hell is real?"

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Could you please tread lightly with her?

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I just want to give her a chance
to think things over.

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I'm sorry, but the hospital
is low on organ donors,

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and she looks like
she's made of good stuff.

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I get how Georgia feels.

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Who would wanna spend
the rest of their days

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attached to some big,
awkward medical device?

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My robot's here!

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Hey, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh,
no touching, no touching.

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Excuse me, thank you.
Whoo, she's beautiful.

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I named her Lisa after WNBA Hall of Famer
Lisa Leslie because she is all arms.

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[chuckles] Hey, that is what's up,
girl dad.

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Stop kissing my ass. I haven't decided
who's training on her first.

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I can't wait to use the 3D-HD vision,
the tremor filtration,

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and the wristed instruments
that surpass human hand range of motion.

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And I can't wait
to slice somebody open with it.

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Amara. Amara goes first.

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[gasps] Thank you. [chuckles]

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Hey, nice one, Amara.

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[imitates robot] I am happy for you.

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Why are you talking like that?

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It's my robot voice.

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Oh… [chuckles] …it's fun. Thank you.

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Wow. So you have, like, no game?

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Very little.

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[J.D.] It had been years since I'd taken
a gander at my reviews,

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but so far, these weren't too…

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A quarter of a star?
How is that even an option?

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They got you too, Dr. Dorian?
Just remember:

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"Pew, pew, pew." [chuckles]

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[chuckles] No, no, no,
don't worry, Tosh, I-I could care less

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that some idiot named "PicklePie3214"

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says I'm "a narcissist who's not fit
to run a hospital or a 5K."

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I can tell that hurt you,
but as you told me…

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[droning chatter]

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[J.D.] I was too mad,

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so I tuned Tosh out to sound
like the grown-ups in The Peanuts.

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[droning chatter]

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Hey. Stop Charlie Browning me.

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I got your email. Why are you pushing me
to discharge my heart failure patient?

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Because she's refused treatment,

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the hospital is overcrowded,
and we need beds, Elliot.

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I'm trying to get her to change her mind,
J.D. I just need a little more time.

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None of this is personal, okay?

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[chuckles] Well, it feels personal, J.D.,
like those new paper towel dispensers.

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-You know they don't sense my--
-Cold, pasty death mitts?

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Exactly.

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Look… [chuckles] …you used to walk into
bathrooms and get paper towels for me,

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and now you're weaponizing them.

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I gotta make some cuts
around here, Elliot.

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Thanks for the new buffer, Chief.

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You even sprung for the heated seat
I wanted. My toasty buns thank you.

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That is a standard feature
when you go with emerald green.

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Ugh!

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Careful, he's got it set to super shine.

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That felt personal, J.D.!

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All right, very good, Amara.
Set the clamp.

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Excellent job. We're gonna get
this patient home to his family.

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[whirring]

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Remember, it's tiny movements.

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-It's like steering a car.
-Got it.

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Push the gas.

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Okay, that's too much gas. Brakes.

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-Brakes.
-[Amara] Where's the brakes?

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-[Turk] Brake!
-[stutters] Where's the brake?

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[Turk] Oh.

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It was a massacre.

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I thought you said you studied up on this.

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I did. It's just all the driving metaphors
were confusing me.

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W-Who doesn't get driving metaphors?

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Someone who doesn't know how to drive.

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Well, they didn't have
driver's ed at my school

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because it was a very small school,
just me and my brothers.

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And it was at my house.

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Oh, you're a homeschool kid.

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That makes perfect sense.
I just thought you were weird.

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So you guys think
homeschooled kids are weird?

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-Yes.
-No.

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-No.
-Homeschool was actually awesome.

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I never got bullied,
and I almost won prom queen twice,

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but my brothers always voted for my mom.

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-Second place is cool.
-She must be pretty.

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Forget it, I've overshared.

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Oh, hey, Tosh.

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Let's say someone did get a bad review,

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and he, she or they wanted
to get it taken down,

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-what would all those people do?
-You can't.

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Oh, great. So great.

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Oh, so it looks like I'm not
the only one with thoughts

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on your performance as chief.

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I don't read the comments, Elliot.
I fly above all haters.

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Look… [chuckles]
…if it bothers you so much,

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then just use the technique
we learned in couples counseling.

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I mean, just vent everything
you wish you could say into a voice note.

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Again, couldn't care less.

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-[phone chimes]
-Voice note:

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I don't love Elliot telling me what to do.

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My boss ordered me to discharge Georgia.
Can you get her digital forms ready?

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You should hear this first.
Sibby's talking to her next of kin.

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His name is Arthur. He's so sweet.

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I'm picturing him
as the little guy from Up.

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Um, the old one,
not the chubby Asian Boy Scout one.

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[phone beeps]

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[Arthur] Georgia and I were married
for years. Now that she's dying,

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I wouldn't be able to bear it

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if I couldn't see her one last time
to tell her how I feel.

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I'm getting on a bus.

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Arthur, get on that bus
and get here as fast as you can.

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Ooh. This is just like
a real life rom-com, and I'm here for it.

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Oh, I bet he's wearing
one of those tiny little hats

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-like Ryan Gosling in The Notebook.
-Oh.

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Okay, he's the old guy from Up.
I thought we agreed on that.

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[both] Mmm.

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Maybe seeing Arthur will give Georgia
a reason to live. We can't discharge her.

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Yes, she'd never know how much
that sweet man loves her.

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How can we stall?

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Oh, please, I'm a nurse. I have ways
to make discharges take all day.

231
00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:01,935
But if J.D. found out, he'd be pissed.

232
00:10:02,018 --> 00:10:05,313
-Ah. Perfect.
-Okay. You're gonna meet our IT guy.

233
00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:08,775
You've seen a lot as a doctor, but you've
never seen anything quite like Raffi.

234
00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:13,363
So you expect me to perform
an unscheduled software update,

235
00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:15,907
causing the medical records system
to go down for hours,

236
00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:17,992
bringing the hospital to a grinding halt?

237
00:10:18,076 --> 00:10:21,704
Yes. Look, I know it sounds crazy,
but it's to help an old lady.

238
00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:23,915
Don't call yourself old, baby. You fine.

239
00:10:23,998 --> 00:10:26,042
[chuckles] Thank you.

240
00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:28,545
No, it's not for me.
It's for a real old lady.

241
00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,046
It's a deal.

242
00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,339
Ooh.

243
00:10:31,422 --> 00:10:33,716
-I do like a wet hand.
-What is wrong with you?

244
00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,427
Several things.
That's why they're not allowed to fire me.

245
00:10:37,929 --> 00:10:41,516
Ready in three, two, one.

246
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:46,271
In summation, PicklePie3214,
I am not a narcissist.

247
00:10:46,354 --> 00:10:49,315
I am at the center of this hospital,
universally beloved,

248
00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:51,568
and I control everything
that's happening here.

249
00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:54,362
-What's happening here?
-The whole digital system just shut down.

250
00:10:54,445 --> 00:10:57,323
-What? This is very--
-Very bad.

251
00:10:57,407 --> 00:10:59,701
-I know that because I'm in ch--
-A narcissist.

252
00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:01,411
In charge!

253
00:11:03,538 --> 00:11:05,331
Okay, everyone, the system is down,

254
00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:08,126
but not to worry,
Turk and I are gonna figure this out.

255
00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:10,587
-Why are you dragging me in on this?
-Not dragging, begging.

256
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:11,671
Okay, fine.

257
00:11:11,754 --> 00:11:15,675
There is a guy, but you gotta know
how to talk to him. I better go with you.

258
00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:17,302
[Elliot whispers] Okay.

259
00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,429
Arthur, are you off the bus?

260
00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:21,890
I am. I'm right outside St. Vincent's.

261
00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:23,725
-No!
-No! That's the wrong hospital.

262
00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:25,059
-It's Sacred Heart.
-[Sibby] Okay.

263
00:11:25,143 --> 00:11:27,729
Is there any chance you have access
to a large amount of balloons?

264
00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:30,398
Stay put, Arthur.
I'm sending someone to get you.

265
00:11:30,481 --> 00:11:33,276
Tosh, my patient needs your help.
Her husband needs a ride.

266
00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:34,777
Will she give me a good review?

267
00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:35,945
She's in heart failure.

268
00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:38,573
I'll make sure she gives you one
right before her life leaves her body.

269
00:11:38,656 --> 00:11:41,242
Sweet. I bet she'll use
that wounded heart emoji.

270
00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:45,163
All right, everybody, listen up. About
an hour and 20 before the system is back.

271
00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:47,373
Until then, we're using paper charts.

272
00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:56,257
Writing? Haven't done this
since primary school, but not a problem.

273
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:04,891
Dude, keep it together, all right?
Or at least hide it with your clipboard.

274
00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:06,768
Don't be crass. I just admire her.

275
00:12:07,602 --> 00:12:11,356
You better ask her out,
or someone else will. Maybe even me.

276
00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:13,483
You wouldn't.

277
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,069
Would you? Blake?

278
00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:20,949
-Hey.
-[Amara sniffles, clears throat]

279
00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:27,080
Ugh, look, so you may have
grown up differently.

280
00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:30,625
But you are a surgical intern now, huh?
And you're living your best life.

281
00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:32,627
Not really. I live with my aunt.

282
00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:34,671
That's fun.
You're living with your cool auntie.

283
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:37,590
What, she's single? She smokes
a little weed? I got one of those.

284
00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:39,676
Nope. She's a mom.

285
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,427
I have two chubby cousins who bully me,

286
00:12:41,511 --> 00:12:43,429
and an uncle
I've only ever heard talk twice.

287
00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:48,059
Dashana, what if that grape
had been a real person?

288
00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:49,686
Look, Amara, stop. It was a grape.

289
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,604
Come on, you're just getting in your head.

290
00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:54,857
No, I'm not. I can't even drive.

291
00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:57,193
How am I supposed to learn
to use that robot?

292
00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:59,904
Maybe I should just be a mortician
like my quiet uncle.

293
00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:02,615
Can't kill people if they're already dead.

294
00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:05,493
[sighs]

295
00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:07,578
Hey, you remember
when I took you to my barbershop

296
00:13:07,662 --> 00:13:08,955
and I asked you not to say anything?

297
00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:11,958
Yeah, I said a bunch of stuff.
I was very liberal with the word, "homie."

298
00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:15,003
Exactly. And now I can never go back there
and I have to shave my own head.

299
00:13:15,086 --> 00:13:17,422
Point is, when we get in here,
please, don't talk.

300
00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:18,506
You got it.

301
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:23,261
Raffi, you've been warned about tampering
with the hospital's network,

302
00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:26,264
and now, from my position,
I must hand down punishment.

303
00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:28,975
[J.D.] And then Turk said something
that would haunt me forever.

304
00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:33,271
As the Dungeon Master of our Sunday
afternoon Dungeons & Dragons campaign,

305
00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:36,482
-I revoke the Amulet of Irzod.
-[Raffi] Whoa, whoa, whoa.

306
00:13:36,566 --> 00:13:40,737
That gave me plus-11 charisma.
I need it to seduce the siren of Drafmore.

307
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,989
Oh, she ain't coming near your ass now.

308
00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:47,035
I don't know why you're blaming me.
His snack of an ex-wife asked me to do it.

309
00:13:47,118 --> 00:13:50,538
And when baddies throw game,
Raffi don't fumble.

310
00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:52,957
I think I need to go have a little talk
with that baddie.

311
00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:56,335
Hey, hey, buddy.

312
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,005
About what you just witnessed in there,

313
00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:01,215
my wife thinks I play golf
on Sunday afternoons.

314
00:14:01,299 --> 00:14:02,884
I'd appreciate it if it stayed that way.

315
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:05,470
-Your nerd secret is safe with me.
-Thank you.

316
00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:09,015
Okay, I got Arthur in the car with me.
Arthur, say hey.

317
00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:12,060
-Hey.
-Aw. What else can he say?

318
00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:13,686
Uh-oh, J.D.'s coming. He looks pissed.

319
00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:16,731
I'm sorry, I can't handle another fight.
The octaves you two reach.

320
00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:18,691
-[high-pitched] What do you mean?
-Ooh, girl, no.

321
00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:21,027
I know everything, Elliot,
and as your boss--

322
00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:22,320
Oh, here we go.

323
00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:26,115
[J.D.] When Elliot and I fight,
it goes from zero to 60 pretty fast.

324
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:27,200
-[bell dings]
-[J.D. yells]

325
00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:28,785
[Turk] Welcome to the main event

326
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:32,121
where a minor disagreement
has turned into an all-out battle royale.

327
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:34,540
Our marriage has been nothing
but head games.

328
00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:35,708
[Elliot groans]

329
00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:37,752
I knew that dirty bastard likes it rough.

330
00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:39,212
[Turk] Climbing up to the top rope!

331
00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:41,881
Ooh, that beautiful queen has
that vanilla bear right where she wants.

332
00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:46,260
Hey, J.D., you know how you
always complain that I never got on top?

333
00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:48,763
Well, happy birthday! [yells]

334
00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:50,890
[crowd] Oh!

335
00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:54,477
Elbow to the face.
Brother finally got some.

336
00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:57,105
-[J.D. growling]
-[Turk] Hey! Whoa.

337
00:14:58,022 --> 00:14:59,649
[crowd gasps]

338
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:04,237
Dr. Dorian, I'm gonna need you
to go ahead and bring it down.

339
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:05,613
[crowd] J.D., J.D.!

340
00:15:05,696 --> 00:15:07,573
I'm owed an explanation, Elliot.

341
00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:10,618
Why did you go this far for a patient
I told you to discharge?

342
00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:13,121
Obviously you weren't listening
to me, J.D.

343
00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:15,581
I told you I needed
a little more time to help her.

344
00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:25,591
I'm not training. Uh… [clears throat]
…I want Amara to do it.

345
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:30,513
Yeah, you know, I totally get that
'cause back in the day,

346
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:34,100
I got the chance to do
my first laparoscopic cholecystectomy,

347
00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:35,434
but The Todd really wanted it,

348
00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:37,687
-so I gave it to him.
-Really?

349
00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:42,567
No, Dashana. We're surgeons.
We take what we want.

350
00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:46,529
-You know what? You're right.
-Yeah.

351
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:48,781
-I'm gonna take what I want.
-Yeah.

352
00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:51,200
-I want Amara to do the surgery.
-No.

353
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:55,830
Dr. Turk, uh, look, you and I already have
the confidence to go for what we want,

354
00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:58,374
but Amara… Amara needs some of that.

355
00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:02,211
And as her mentor,
it is on you to help her.

356
00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:04,547
[smacks lips] You tricked me.

357
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:05,882
[softly] I did.

358
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,175
I respect that.

359
00:16:11,846 --> 00:16:13,306
Stop following me.

360
00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:15,766
It's not creepy. We're discussing work…

361
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:18,978
in the women's bathroom.

362
00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:22,940
What am I missing, Elliot?

363
00:16:23,024 --> 00:16:25,026
I just wanted my patient to know
that she was still loved.

364
00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:26,527
Maybe then
she would have let us treat her.

365
00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:28,029
I understand, but you're not an intern.

366
00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:30,531
Sometimes patients choose to die.
You know that.

367
00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:34,410
Yeah, of course I do, but I guess Georgia
got to me because…

368
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,079
…I thought you and I
would always be together,

369
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:42,001
and now I guess I wonder if, at the end
of my life, if I'll have anyone at all.

370
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,295
[♪ "Palace" playing]

371
00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:46,297
Must be so scary for her, J.D.

372
00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:50,176
Maybe I wanted that couple
to have a happy end to their story

373
00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:53,638
'cause it doesn't look like
we're going to.

374
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:55,306
[J.D.] And then it hit me.

375
00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:57,767
I needed to remember
how much I cared for Elliot.

376
00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,978
She would always be one of the most
important people in my whole life.

377
00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:02,939
I'm sorry I didn't listen to you, Elliot.

378
00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:07,610
I don't want to have
all this resentment between us.

379
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:09,403
I'm so sorry too.

380
00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:13,908
I care about you, J.D. I will always
care about you. You're my family.

381
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:19,914
I-I just don't know how we do this.

382
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,041
We'll figure it out.

383
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:25,878
And unlike that couple you're helping,

384
00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:28,965
we're not going to wait until the end
of our lives to be there for each other.

385
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:32,593
♪ I'm still there ♪

386
00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:39,016
♪ Sometimes I wish
We never built this palace ♪

387
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:40,101
[chuckles]

388
00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:43,479
♪ But real love is never a waste of time ♪

389
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,106
[exhales, sniffles]

390
00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:46,899
Come on, let's go help your patient.

391
00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:52,488
Arthur's getting anxious,
and we are in so much traffic.

392
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:53,990
[clattering]

393
00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:56,826
There's one sure way through traffic.

394
00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:59,704
Excuse me, sir.
I've got this young intern…

395
00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:01,163
[J.D.] When we think about a hospital,

396
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:06,043
the first things that come to mind
are illness, death, pain and disease.

397
00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:10,464
But if you look in the right places,
there is also love.

398
00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:13,759
-What's going on?
-We're helping you touch grass.

399
00:18:13,843 --> 00:18:16,387
♪ Real love is never a waste of time ♪

400
00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:17,805
Mm-hmm.

401
00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:21,225
You're gonna be an amazing surgeon,
but we need to work on your aura.

402
00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:22,727
Hop on. I'm gonna teach you how to drive.

403
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:24,145
-Are you serious?
-Absolutely.

404
00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:26,606
And there's a seat warmer on this bad boy.

405
00:18:26,689 --> 00:18:28,149
I don't want you thinking
my ass is that hot.

406
00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:31,152
-What if I crash?
-I taught two daughters how to drive.

407
00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:33,654
There's nothing you can do
that'll throw me.

408
00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:36,115
Brake, brake, brake, brake, brake!

409
00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:40,620
Let's try that again.
This time, maybe tap the gas.

410
00:18:40,703 --> 00:18:44,290
-You're doing it, Amara! You're doing it.
-[Dashana applauding]

411
00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:46,542
Yeah!

412
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,628
Look, dude, you got this, all right?

413
00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:51,255
Also, I heard Amara's
some kind of weirdo shut-in,

414
00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:53,132
so she's got nothing to compare you to.

415
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:55,259
-You have a shot.
-She's not a weirdo.

416
00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:01,015
Yeah, yeah, totally normal.

417
00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:04,352
Amara! Amara!
I was wondering if you'd like to go out--

418
00:19:04,435 --> 00:19:05,603
[groans]

419
00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:08,272
-[J.D.] Sure, love can sting sometimes.
-[softly] Yeah.

420
00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:11,525
Arthur, I'm Dr. Reid.
I'm so happy that you made it.

421
00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:13,569
-Yeah, w-where is she?
-Come right this way.

422
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,571
[J.D.] But love is also
the thing that heals us.

423
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:18,199
I knew it.
He looks just like the guy from Up.

424
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:24,205
Arthur. What are you doing here?

425
00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:26,248
Georgia. [breathes heavily]

426
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,710
-It's been 20 years.
-[scoffs] Yeah.

427
00:19:30,461 --> 00:19:32,963
I couldn't let you go without telling you…

428
00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:37,134
You're a miserable cow.

429
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,930
Please tell me
that's just a cute nickname.

430
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,807
You always were and you always will be.

431
00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:44,433
Nope, don't think it was.

432
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:50,439
You rotten bastard.
You are the same as ever but fatter.

433
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:56,153
I was gonna die, but now I think
I'll stay alive just to spite you.

434
00:19:56,237 --> 00:20:00,700
Put my heart in a backpack!
I'll never die.

435
00:20:00,783 --> 00:20:03,953
[exhales] I was hoping you'd say that.

436
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:07,998
You keep going,
even if it's just to hate me.

437
00:20:08,082 --> 00:20:09,792
Wow, that took a turn.

438
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:12,920
You hateful, lovely,
ugly man, you. [chuckles]

439
00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:15,798
Okay, so they like it twisted.

440
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:18,300
-Mm-hmm. No judgment. [slurps]
-Mmm.

441
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:20,219
-[J.D.] Let's get out of here.
-Come here.

442
00:20:22,513 --> 00:20:25,099
You did a good thing, you miserable cow.

443
00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:27,977
[chuckles] So did you, you rotten bastard.

444
00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:31,105
Okay, I have a confession to make.

445
00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:33,107
I'm the one who wrote
that nasty review about you.

446
00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:35,443
You're PicklePie3214?

447
00:20:36,527 --> 00:20:38,028
It never bothered me at all.

448
00:20:38,112 --> 00:20:39,363
[chuckles]

449
00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:44,577
Fast and Furious.
How could you not get that?

450
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:48,122
Why didn't you just do a mad face
like… [grunts] …and then fast, "pew"?

451
00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:51,917
"Pew" is not fast. This is fast.
The wind is blowing my hair. I'm so fast.

452
00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:55,337
-Oh, we're gonna need more booze.
-They fight like an old married couple.

453
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:56,964
You know what, Turk? I've had enough.

454
00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:58,674
Carla, on Sundays,
when you think he's playing golf…

455
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,509
-No.
-…he's living an entirely different life.

456
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:02,845
-No!
-He's a Dungeon Master.

457
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:05,973
-But you swore!
-He controls an entire battalion of nerds.

458
00:21:06,056 --> 00:21:08,392
[gasps] Is that why
I saw you ironing that cape?

459
00:21:08,476 --> 00:21:10,102
It's a cloak.

460
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:11,937
[bell dings]

461
00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:16,317
Feel the wrath
of the Dungeon Master! [screams]

462
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:17,693
[screams]

463
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:19,403
[crowd cheering]