I never understood why Ariel gave up the ocean for a dull prince.
I love being in the water.
Or I used to, anyway.
I'm fat.
I'm not chubby or stocky. I'm huge.
I take up space.
Here comes the Earthquake! Make way!
Make way for the Earthquake!
An entire month away from school.
Yeah, it's going to suck so bad.
I don't know how I'll ever survive.
Here are the reasons why I'll really miss school.
Number one. It's a very inclusive place.
LARDASS TODAY IS THE DAY!
Lardass!
Marcelo made out with Felipe at the school gate.
Felipe Brito or Felipe Fat-ass?
Reason number two.
I feel so appreciated and loved here.
Come on, fatso. You're on my team.
You can't play with two balls.
Put him in the goal.
Reason number three.
It's a great place to calm my anxiety.
Bro, can't you even do that?
It's such an idyllic, wonderful place, isn't it?
Being fat really isn't an issue.
The whole summer break away from this place.
I'll finally get some alone time without people on my case.
And best of all, I don't ever have to leave the house.
HERE THE WHOLE TIME
I'll be able to do whatever I want.
Play video games, read manga, take afternoon naps,
and enjoy what the seventh art has to offer.
"My Path Leads to Your Heart."
That looks terrible.
I love it.
I wish life were a rom-com.
You take your glasses off and instantly become hot.
In real life, a guy like that would never fall for a guy like me.
Honey.
Yeah.
The pool is wonderful. Sure you don't want to go?
-No, I'm watching something. -Why don't you want to go?
You know I hate pools.
-"I hate pools." -Stop it, Mom.
-I'll tickle you back! -Stop that. School is out.
If you're gonna be cooped up in your room…
Jesus! At least clean up this mess, okay?
-That boy will be here soon. -What boy?
-Hello. How's it going? -What boy, Mom?
Deep down in the sea I saw a crab
Talking to a sardine All day long
Deep down in the sea There are great parties
And an octopus who cooks For the whole crew
Ta-da!
The dolphin dances around And taps on the ground
The squid spins around like a top
Seashells clap their hands
Wiggle, wiggle, clam
Lobsters with castanets Sing the chorus
Sea, sea, sea I want to go deep into the sea
Where do I wanna go? Sea, sea, sea, I wanna go deep…
-What? He's staying here? -I told you, didn't I?
-Sandra's going on vacation. -Actually, it's a conference.
-You didn't tell me.
-I swore I did. -You didn't even ask me.
-Sugar? -I drink it black.
He can't stay with my sister. Something came up.
It's only 15 days.
Fifteen days? He's really staying for 15 days?
-I said it'd be a shitshow. -Caio Luiz!
I'm sorry. I don't even know what to say.
I'm really sorry.
Come on. We've got to talk.
I swear to God. Go on.
Stop complaining. Keep your voice down.
I don't want anyone to hear.
It's almost my entire break.
She watered our plants when we went to Gramado.
-I can't really say no. -She killed the plants!
-She overwatered them. -Yeah!
It'll be good for you. You'll spend time with other people.
Now I'm really staying in my room.
He's 16. Can't he stay home alone?
You're only 16!
-The last time I left you by yourself-- -I already made up for that.
-It's not fair to leave me here with him. -I agree.
I don't think it's the best option for you either.
-Felipe is kinda… -Mom.
What, honey? He makes no effort to hide it.
But it's the best I could do.
-And you're friends. -We were.
We haven't talked in a long time. He hates me.
I hate him. Can't you see what he's like?
He ignores me in the elevator.
Good morning.
He's a gym rat.
He's a straight guy who likes straight things.
Shooter games, fantasy books. Mom, he likes soccer.
Goal!
-Worst kind of straight guy. -Is there a good kind?
Don't try to be funny after stabbing me in the back.
Felipe, I get it. I get that you don't like it, but…
You're staying here! End of story.
-You're too old for all this fuss. -Now I'm too old?
The luggage is in the car. We're already running late.
-We should go soon, or we'll be… -Yeah.
Problem?
-No, everything's fine. -No.
-Shall we? -Let's go.
-Say goodbye to your dad. -Bye.
-Bye, son. -Be good, okay?
-Be good. -Come on.
Clean your room. Make the trundle bed.
You invited him. Tidy your own room. He's not staying in mine.
-Oh my God! -I'll take the couch.
-I'm sorry. -Let me through.
-Go on!
Thanks, dear.
Hey.
What's the Wi-Fi password?
It's merylstreep1979. It's the year of her first Oscar win.
How do you spell that?
DAY 1
OLIVIA, I REALLY NEED TO TALK TO YOU.
WHEN CAN YOU SEE ME?
SURE, FELIPE. WHAT TIME CAN YOU…
My mom brought a guy into the house.
-Good afternoon, Felipe. -Good afternoon.
Sorry. I couldn't wait until our next session.
Your mother has a right to date.
We've talked about this.
It's not that. It's the neighbor's son. He's staying for 15 days.
You know how it feels to stay home for 15 days with a total stranger?
What could be worse?
With my 20 years as a psychologist, I can assure you there's worse.
I won't survive it. If I die, that's on you.
You're not going to die.
And you need to learn more about boundaries.
We'll talk about this next week, okay?
I've got the worst life ever.
The body looked like Swiss cheese.
-We're dealing with a monster. -Indeed.
That's why I'm assigning you a partner.
A partner? Sorry, chief. I work better alone.
Right.
He'll obviously slow me down. It's a terrible idea.
-What do you mean? -Exactly what you're thinking.
Enough. You two have no choice.
From now on…
There.
-Okay. -I'm right behind you.
Get that one.
-I'll meet you there. -Got one.
Do you need anything?
Can you stop your game? It's making my show lag.
No, it's not my dad.
It's an online game. I can't pause it.
The show can wait.
Don't be stupid, man. Don't go up there alone. I'm coming.
-Come on! -Hold on, dude!
I'm coming. Don't go up there!
Good night.
DAY 2
…and she'd run after you.
-What's with the loud music? -It's great. Caio's got good taste.
Good morning.
BEST SON EVER
Mom.
-Have you seen my towel? -Caio asked for one to go to the pool.
And you just had to… Mom!
Hi, Francisco.
Okay, I'll be right down. Thanks.
It had to be mine? Seriously?
It's just a towel. He asked, so I gave it to him.
-Can you get the package? I'm all dirty. -Mom!
Please.
Hi, Felipe.
Right here.
There you go. Just sign here.
This one's for Caio.
-He's by the pool. -Can't you take it to him?
-I can't leave my post. It's dangerous. -No.
No more so than going somewhere I hate and interacting with people I can't stand.
-Is that person armed? -No.
Then it's not dangerous.
He's super annoying. Two weeks of this crap.
I ordered food so I don't have to go upstairs.
Your lunch is here.
Thanks.
Gandalf dies in the end.
FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING
-Why would you do that? -Well, I am super annoying.
You're being a jerk. I did nothing to you.
It's not my fault you haven't seen a 20-year-old movie.
Annoying fat asshole.
Jerk.
This is mine.
You think I'm here by choice? I'd leave if I could.
At least we agree on that.
Let go!
The pool's closed in this heat?
Caio, do you realize how big that fine will be?
It's not my fault.
Yes, it is. You're not the one paying.
You're so dead when your dad finds out.
That paint isn't cheap, Felipe!
This is all because you couldn't say no.
Enough. You're not a child anymore.
How is this my fault, dude?
Dude?
I'm not one of your lesbian friends. I'm your mother.
And wash your face. Bye, I'm hanging up.
You two are going to the store.
No way.
-Yeah. -I'm not going.
Go take a shower!
-Please! -Can I borrow a towel?
-No, you can't! -Stop. Just stop!
Of course, honey. I'll get it for you.
You go first. Come on, let him take a shower.
-Mom! -Come on!
Go ahead.
Eggs, pasta, light yogurt, light cream cheese.
Everything's light.
That'll speed things up.
DAY 3
Lardass is buying up the entire store.
Is this all for you, Lardass?
Seriously?
Wait, the guy needs calories to maintain this physique.
Chill, man.
Just go easy on the ultra-processed food, fat-ass.
Yeah, I'm fat. I'm huge!
But that giant nose of yours sucks up all the world's oxygen.
And you are literally the size of a child.
Chill, man! Listen.
Just go easy on the ultra-processed food, fat-ass.
Ultra-processed? I'll ultra-process your face.
Chill, man! Listen.
Just go easy on the ultra-processed food.
-Give it back. -Let's see.
What does it say?
-Hey! -Give it back.
Weren't you looking for XS condoms? They're in the next aisle.
Let's go, Jorge.
See you around… fat-ass.
Assholes.
MORAIS SUPERMARKET
-Who were those jerks? -No one.
You should've stayed out of it.
Sorry.
That stuff gets to me.
I'm used to it.
I don't need help.
You can put these in that first cabinet.
So? What do you think? Do I look okay?
You're going out?
I have a date with an architect, who's also a writer and amateur pilot.
Every man has an identity crisis after 50.
It's Chinese food night.
Order some for you and Caio. I can't pass up the chance to…
Don't even finish that sentence.
…to have a glass of wine. Some wine.
He doesn't even let me finish.
This wasn't on the list.
My week hasn't been easy, and you're not helping.
You look great, Rita.
My mom could learn from you.
Oh, that's sweet. Thank you for the compliment.
Bye, my love.
All right. Have fun, okay?
-Drink lots of wine. -You mean actual wine?
-Mom! Oh my God, that's gross! -Give me a kiss.
-I love you. -Okay.
So cute.
My Uber's here. Tell me later what Grandma said.
-Love you. -Love you.
Oh, man.
Well, you can put that one under there too. I'll just…
Is everything there?
Yeah. Smells delicious.
Let's eat.
With just two hours left until Ashley walks down the aisle,
the dream may now be turning into a nightmare.
The dress alterations are horrible. This is my big day.
Everything has to be perfect.
Time's running out.
The guests are arriving for the event of the year.
Weren't you gonna call your grandma?
My grandma's dead.
Your mom said you were gonna call her.
-That she'd tell you… -No.
After she died, we realized the fortune cookie messages
sounded like things she used to say.
Like… "Love others like there's no tomorrow."
-Like an inspirational quote of the day. -Yeah.
We joke that it's her trying to talk to us.
What does she have to say today?
Let's see.
"No mountain is big enough to block the sun."
A bit fatphobic.
"Insults are a reflection of the person saying them."
Say that to the person being insulted.
You know those guys…
From the supermarket.
Yeah.
I've been through that before.
What?
That's impossible. A guy who looks like you?
You have no idea.
Back already, Mom?
Can you believe he stood me up?
Looks yummy.
There's some spring rolls left.
That sucks, Mom.
At least I got to drink my wine.
You,
as a straight boy,
when you set up a date with girls,
just do the bare minimum, man.
Do the bare minimum and show up.
I will.
Sorry.
Give Mommy a kiss. Don't stay up late, okay?
You're both coming to the NGO tomorrow.
You're going to love it. You'll love it.
You can paint, take art classes, you know?
Take dance lessons.
You can move your body.
Get some exercise. Right, Felipe?
Good night.
-May I? -Yeah.
-Good night. -Night.
All right, guys.
Left.
DAY 4
Bring your feet in.
One, two, three.
And step back. All right!
To the side.
Shake those hips!
Nice, Mr. Zé.
There you go!
Ouch!
You dance so well.
It's not that hard.
Good job!
Come dance with Felipe. He's a good dancer.
Let's continue.
Five, six, seven, and…
-Here. -Eyes on him, Mrs. Martinha.
There you go!
Step back.
Two, three, four, five, six, seven…
Left leg forward. Right one to the side.
One, two, three, six, seven, eight.
Wait. Step forward.
One, two, three. Smile, people!
Almost there. Open your arms.
Breathe.
I think I'm getting the hang of it.
Good!
Shall we?
One, two, three.
-You're a big blob! -A blob of jelly.
Look, he's a crybaby.
-He's gonna cry! -Cry, you big baby!
Go cry to Mommy. You look like a beached whale.
-She'll definitely see you coming. -You're so ugly.
-What's going on here? -Nothing.
Get out!
-Come on! -Now! Come on!
Are you okay?
Don't worry. I'm here now.
Thanks.
You draw really well.
I drew it in Ms. Rita's class last week.
I know her well.
She's a great teacher.
She's crazy. That's why I like her.
I agree. But don't tell her that.
Those jerks will always mess with you.
The best thing you can do is…
I don't know, stay away. Do something that makes you happy.
You could draw.
That's the worst advice ever. Running away won't solve anything.
But it's real-life advice.
I'm sure Batman wouldn't run away.
Don't listen to him. Batman is a billionaire, okay?
Come with me. I'll give you some real-life advice.
Wait up, guys.
The lesson you want to teach him is how to lose faster?
-I'm a walking target. -Relax. I'll take care of you.
Come on!
I'm gonna get you!
Step back. Stay here.
Come on!
Get back!
-Go! -Go!
Get him!
-Go! -Go!
Ouch!
-XL! -Are you making fun of me too?
XL means "excellent." It's how we celebrate online victory.
Let's go before Child Protective Services show up.
-I'm heading out, Mom. -Bye, my love.
-Love you. -Love you.
-Bye, Angela. -Bye, Rita.
Bye.
Hey, wait up!
I made this for you both.
Thanks, Dudu.
It's great!
I'll keep it forever, okay?
Bye, Dudu.
-Thanks. -Bye.
He got my curls just right.
Poor guy! He's in pain.
That's his problem! He's so annoying!
You should offer him a comfortable bed. He was so nice today.
So, assaulting a child is nice now?
If that's the case, I'll share a room with the Joker.
Shut up!
I didn't say anything.
Sorry, I was just spacing out.
Wanna sleep in my room?
-Because I-- -Yeah.
-I know this couch is terrible. -I'd like that.
What you did for the kids today was nice.
Those stupid kids needed a lesson.
Hitting that kid with the ball was Dudu's finest moment.
Yeah.
But it must be hard not having any friends at that age.
Why did you vanish like that, Felipe?
I didn't.
Actually, it's getting harder not to see me, right?
You just stopped coming to the pool.
I remember I got really sad because of that.
Then you grew up and got so quiet.
I didn't know if you were shy or just a jerk.
But once I got here, it all made sense.
You're a jerk.
Funny, because I thought the same thing, Caio.
But now, I'd say you're only… 50% jerk.
Weren't there stars on the ceiling?
They're still there.
It's just that they fade with time.
I asked my mom for stars too, but she said they'd ruin the walls.
They're a pain to peel off.
Yeah, I know.
I still have those stickers on my window.
The Mulan stickers?
Don't judge me. I had a huge crush on her.
They're about the only things my mom let me keep.
She's kinda weird about decor.
It's impossible to talk to Caio. It just doesn't work.
But you just told me you guys talked the entire night.
Yeah. You know, this morning…
Felipe, did you hear Gaga's new song?
Of course I did, Caio.
When the greatest artist to ever walk the Earth drops a song,
you listen to it right away.
You listen to it nonstop till the next day.
Lady Gaga is a super famous singer.
I know who Lady Gaga is.
Sorry, I don't know what songs older generations listen to.
"Older generations"? How old do you think I am?
Can we get back to therapy?
Lady Gaga is clearly a big deal for you.
Caio noticed and brought it up.
Yeah, but it's easier at night.
Is it?
Why?
Because he's not looking at me.
Some homework for you.
Start a conversation with Caio during the day.
Homework, Olivia? I'm on school break, remember?
-Hey. -Hey, Felipe. Need any help today?
-No. Just taking a look. -Perfect.
I'll take this one.
-Just that one? -Yeah.
-Is it for you or a gift? -It's a gift. How much is it?
Fifteen.
-All set. -Thank you very much.
I think he'll like it.
-Hi, Mr. Francisco. -I've read that one. You'll like it.
It's not for me. It's a gift.
If you ever want any other fantasy or sci-fi recommendations…
Thanks.
Have you seen Caio today?
Caio came down earlier. He went that way.
Thanks.
Hey.
DAY 5
What are you reading?
It's not for me. I got it for you.
It's a gift. Don't think I'm weird.
I walked by a used bookstore, and it was really cheap.
-I just had to buy it. -I love it.
But knowing Gandalf dies kinda kills the vibe, right?
I'm sorry for spoiling that.
I'm going to the movies tomorrow. You in?
-I'll have to check my schedule. -A schedule? During break?
Yeah.
Okay.
Cool.
I'm in.
What about your schedule?
My secretary will clear my schedule.
Cool! Beca is gonna love meeting you.
Beca? Obviously Caio wouldn't invite me to the movies by myself.
What was I thinking? There had to be a girl.
Even her name, Beca.
I bet she thinks she's like an American high-school cheerleader.
HIGH SCHOOL LOVE
Shut your mouth, Beca.
You'll love Beca. She's the best person in the world.
-We'll have nothing to talk about. -Relax.
There she is.
One sec!
Wait, that's Beca?
I'm so glad you're here. I couldn't wait to leave.
I'm quitting!
Just kidding. I'll be back tomorrow.
This is Beca.
-Nice to meet you. -Likewise. I'm Felipe.
The legendary Felipe. He talks about you all the time.
You finally have some time for me.
You know, some people start college,
start working, dating, and forget their friends.
Oh, here we go.
-Do you have the tickets? -Yeah.
Bye.
Now tell me.
How do you survive living with this guy?
It's like stubbing your toe, getting a root canal,
or passing a kidney stone.
I like him.
DAY 6
The last one is awesome. The other one sucks.
Are we in here?
Much better than the second one.
The monster coming out of the screen was better than that entire movie.
You enjoyed that?
Caio doesn't know how to appreciate the beauty of an exploding head.
Top horror movie scenes.
-Okay. -The pole scene in Hereditary.
I love it!
-First scene of the first Scream. -Yeah!
And the prom scene in…
-Carrie! -Carrie!
I dread going to parties because of that movie.
I feel like someone's gonna dump pig's blood all over me.
This would look good on you.
If it were two sizes bigger, right?
So, you and Caio go way back?
He started at my school in the eighth grade.
We became friends right away.
There weren't any other gay kids, you know?
What do you mean, gay?
Other than Caio, I think there were only three others.
But Caio isn't gay.
-What? Isn't it obvious? -Of course not. Look at him.
Caio isn't gay.
Caio likes soccer, shooter games, orcs.
I mentioned Cher last week, and he didn't know who she was.
-What gay guy doesn't know Cher? -Who's that?
No, sweetie. I can't help you.
-I would know if he were gay. -And gay people can't like those things?
Felipe, gay people can do wheelies on bikes or rob banks too.
There's even gay serial killers.
Okay, but what are Musical Wednesdays?
We watch a musical on Wednesdays. It's self-explanatory.
Since it's your first time, you can choose.
I'll pass. I don't like musicals.
-I'm shocked. -Speechless!
-God! -I don't feel good.
Mom, just breathe.
It's a crime to say that in this house.
People don't just burst into song.
Of course they do.
They sing to express what they're feeling.
Not everything has to make sense.
Never mind. You won't get it.
This one.
Of course he chose this one.
The fat girl in love with the popular jock.
Real subtle, guys. Beca couldn't be more wrong.
What kind of gay guy doesn't like musicals?
But when the leading man made his appearance,
everything made sense.
Caio is gay!
Looking back, it's obvious Caio's gay.
All the signs were there. Lady Gaga, dodgeball.
The crush on Mulan.
The sailor pajamas.
Sorry for bringing them up again. I just can't forget them.
Hey, excuse me. This is more important.
-But my dog died. -Yeah, and Caio is gay.
Caio is gay, Olivia!
See you next week.
This changes everything.
DAY 7
I was getting used to sharing a room with him. Now what?
Will you treat him differently because he's gay?
You make me sound homophobic.
If the issue is the fact that you have a crush on him--
No, stop that. First, it's weird to hear you talk like a teenager.
Second, I don't feel anything for Caio. Nothing at all. Do I?
I don't know. Of course not.
So what difference does it make to you if he's gay?
If Caio didn't tell you this before,
it's because he has a reason.
Of course he has a reason.
I know exactly what it is.
He didn't tell me he was gay because I…
Because I'm fat.
I stalked Caio.
In the last week, Caio liked 57 photos of guys.
And what do they all have in common?
That's right. They're all skinny.
This leads us to him, Denis.
The boy whose pictures Caio liked the most last month.
My new archenemy.
If I had a crush on Caio, of course. Which I obviously don't.
Soup diet, ice-cube diet.
Ozempic, bariatric surgery.
How to lose 30 kilograms in two weeks?
I need to change.
It's not because of Caio, but for my health.
I can't go on like this.
LOSE WEIGHT FAST!
So, you wanna lose a few pounds?
"A few pounds" is generous of you.
Right. There are a lot of options for cases like yours these days.
I'll take the fastest one.
The… fastest one?
Then let's chop it all off!
My God, Caio!
You're like a ghost.
I just came to get some water.
Me too, but the cake was in the way.
Right.
DAY 8
Honey, you look exhausted.
Rita, can I really invite the girls over?
Why couldn't you?
They're dating. My mom doesn't really like…
They're lesbians?
-How awful! -Lesbians?
That's not a problem at all.
I was almost a lesbian in college.
-Mom! -What?
-A peck doesn't make you a lesbian. -Who said it was just a peck?
Spare me the details. Oh God.
Now I'm curious.
I'll tell you later.
The pool must be packed now that it reopened.
If you change your mind, meet us there, okay?
-Thanks, Rita. -Bye, honey.
You already know the answer, okay?
What? I didn't say anything.
But your face did.
I'm not going.
But if I wanted to, where are my swim trunks?
I can't believe it!
Why not?
-Not now. Mom… -It feels so good.
Cannonball!
You play dirty.
-Where'd you get that? -Some kid left it here.
I'm taking care of it. His name is Harry.
-Potter? -No, Styles.
Guys, the water's great. Aren't you getting in?
Later.
You're not getting in, Melissa?
"Later" is a universal code for "I'm not getting in."
I prefer not to.
I don't like wearing a bikini in front of everyone.
But you're so pretty and thin.
So being pretty and thin means I can't be insecure?
It should be a crime.
Baby, come over here.
I told you, later.
No, now is "later."
She cracked the code.
Come enjoy the pool and this nice weather with me.
Come on.
Yeah!
Hey!
Damn, dude!
I'm third wheeling.
It's so cold!
Remember when we played mermaids here as kids?
Not really.
Sure you don't wanna get in?
Later.
Guys, I was just talking to Mel.
Anyone down for the Persimmon Festival tomorrow?
-You in? -Yeah.
-I can't. -Why not?
Ever since the pool incident, my mom won't let me go out at night.
The doorman already got the memo.
-I can't. -I think I can fix that.
How?
It's so hot here, son.
You haven't been hanging out with those girls, right?
Of course not, Mom. I'm going to sleep, okay? Good night.
All right, good… He hung up.
First, we'll trick your mom.
DAY 9
Then we'll distract mine with a K-drama.
Mr. Francisco streams soccer, and there's always a delay.
-Mr. Francisco. -Hi.
I think my mom left some keys for me here.
Keys? No, she didn't.
-She did. -Not here. These are mine.
-Goal! -There's nothing here.
It's a corner kick!
Damn delay.
Goal!
Didn't they just score?
Everyone ready? Let's go!
27TH PERSIMMON FESTIVAL
Wait a minute, guys.
Your outfit's a little basic.
I got it at that store we went to.
I asked your mom about your size.
You don't have to thank me. It's for the book.
Put it on.
-Put it on. -I'll help.
Yeah, hold on.
-Got it? -Thanks.
You look great.
Let's party!
Come on.
Let me get that.
-I ship it. -Who?
-Stop it, Melissa. That's ridiculous.
Just let me hope for it.
Welcome to the Persimmon Festival.
This year's winners,
Mr. and Mrs. Persimmon, Jonatan and Jenifer!
Over there.
PERSIMMON LIQUEUR
We got them all!
-Persimmon! -Persimmon!
Two tickets, please.
My turn. You've had a lot of liqueur.
-I'm the best. -That's not fair.
Winner goes again.
I won!
I won. I'm so good!
Hold on. Come with me.
Where are you going?
Come on!
-What's going on? -My mom's cousin. She can't see me.
Let's just wait here.
I love ball pits.
Too bad it gets weird after you're 10.
It's the only kind of pool I'll actually get into.
Caio, how come you never told me you're gay?
I don't talk about it.
Only with Beca and Melissa.
But I'm gay too.
I didn't think you were trying to hide it.
But why?
My mom is kinda…
I think I was about 9 or 10.
I was at a condo party, by the pool.
I was dancing around.
-Kid stuff, you know? -Sure.
My mom came up and just dragged me away.
Caio Luiz! Stop wiggling like that.
How embarrassing. Let's go upstairs.
She was really pissed. I didn't understand why.
She's been on my case ever since.
Is that why she won't let you stay home alone?
Yeah, that too. Last year, my parents went on a trip.
I stayed home alone and went out without my phone.
When I came back, there were over 100 missed calls.
My mom thought I'd tried to run away or died.
Or worse, gone out with a boy.
Have you ever thought
about running away?
No. I'm not that brave.
How come?
You got into a ball pit as an adult.
Not an adult, come on.
Let's go find the girls. Last one there marries a priest.
If it's the Fleabag priest, I'll go very slowly.
Thanks, sweetie.
Shh!
Close the door.
I'm not sleeping on this wet bed.
Sorry.
You can sleep in mine. I'll sleep down here.
No. Stay here with me.
Stay.
Are you okay?
What a jerk move, Felipe.
Distracting me with that K-drama.
Son, I'm so happy that you're making friends.
I'm a super cool mom.
I didn't stop you from going out, but coming back drunk?
-I had to tell Caio's mom. -No!
I can't hide this kind of thing from another mother.
You can give back your cool card.
DAY 10
HEY, STRANGER… WHERE ARE YOU? HEY CAIO!
I'm never drinking again.
Aw, that's so cute! Your first time saying that.
Wait. Look at Mommy.
That's so lame, Mom.
I'm never eating persimmon again either.
Have you seen Caio?
He left early and didn't say anything.
What's wrong?
I don't know if he wants to be my friend.
Come on! Who wouldn't want to be your friend?
Given the current situation, I think everyone.
Have you thought about talking to him about it?
It's good to get things out.
Are you crazy? I pay for therapy for that.
Actually, I pay for the therapy.
Felipe.
Felipe, wake up. Gandalf!
Gandalf's alive.
He's not gray anymore. He's white.
-He's back and much more powerful. -You took off.
I texted you all day, and you didn't even reply.
My bad.
My mom was already nagging me when I woke up.
I went to the park to read. I didn't take my phone. That's all.
Okay.
-Is everything okay? -Yeah.
I thought you were embarrassed about what almost happened.
What almost happened?
Nothing.
Nothing happened.
Of course I remember. I'm just messing with you.
I have a cool place to show you.
Do you trust me?
You look just like Aladdin right now.
I always thought this town was so ugly.
It depends on your point of view. It's beautiful from up here.
-Felipe… -Caio…
Go ahead.
I was running away.
Not from you.
The festival was so awesome.
And I felt great.
But what I'm feeling now, I've never felt before.
It's like…
I could start over, from scratch.
Just like Gandalf.
Yeah.
Don't you want to know what's beyond the mountains?
I think highways, right?
Metaphorically speaking.
Not really.
I just wish I had the courage to leave the Shire, you know?
To have adventures.
To do everything I stopped doing because of others.
To do only what I want.
Like what?
Take a seat.
DAY 11
Pretty cool, huh?
My mom is gonna kill me.
If you're dead, I'm beyond dead.
-Look who's here. -Hey!
Did you guys get a tattoo? Is it a piece of lard? Show us.
I bet it says "high fat content."
-Let go of me. -What is this?
Is it a matching tattoo?
-It must be. -It's your mom's name.
-What? -What did you say, fag?
-Say that again. -You nuts?
-Are you crazy? -Are you nuts, fat-ass?
Get on!
Let's go!
Sorry, I've never done this before.
Me neither.
Oh, oh, oh, I feel so great Caio's kiss is sensational
Oh, oh, oh, I don't know If it's a dream or real
It's a musical
I never want to leave this place
I'm feeling like Miss Persimmon
Oh, oh, oh, nobody pinch me This dream can't end
I don't want to wake up It's so good to kiss you
Your warm embrace is so good Your smile is everything to me
But when I wake up It all has to come true
-The world will be happier -Much happier
With you… here
Caio and I are dating.
Okay, Felipe.
First, we almost kissed at the Persimmon Festival.
Then he disappeared the next day. I thought he didn't want to talk to me.
But he took me to a special place.
He said he was upset with his parents. I don't know, we kissed.
He said he wanted to get a tattoo, and we did.
-Does your mom know? -I hit those jerks from school.
You hit them?
Then he took me to see his room.
We were kissing, making out.
He looked at me.
You are gorgeous.
He said I'm gorgeous.
And how did you feel?
Good. Great.
Was it that big, scary thing you were imagining?
No.
But in short, we're dating.
Have you guys talked about this?
Don't you want to know more?
I couldn't be a psychologist. I'd want to know all the gossip.
And?
We've known each other forever.
We do everything together. We even sleep in the same room.
If that's not dating, what is?
I'm so happy to see you so excited.
It's been a while since I've seen you like this.
But…
You can't live inside your head, Felipe.
You can't spend your life avoiding difficult conversations.
You need to talk to him and tell him about your feelings.
I kinda suck at that.
-Then write it down. -What do you mean?
You guys have spent almost 15 days together, right?
Make a list. Fifteen things you learned.
Homework again?
Okay, I'll try.
But I swear we're in absolute sync.
-We're throwing a party. -A party?
It was Beca's idea. Before my parents get back.
It's not every day we have an apartment to ourselves.
Guys, I like it.
DAY 12
You know how much I love parties, right?
Relax! No one's dumping a bucket of pig's blood on you.
You can't be sure, right?
And even if they do, it will get on me too.
I'll be glued to you all night, okay?
So cute!
All right, let's…
What can I do? I'll get the party going.
Hold on. Be quiet.
It's my mom. Be quiet.
Hi, Mom.
Son, look at this awful view!
What a terrible view, Caio. I wanted to show you--
Are you at home, Caio?
Yeah. I came to get some clean underwear.
Clean underwear? I packed enough in your bag.
Caio, is anyone there with you?
No, no one's here.
I'm alone here.
It's all good here. I just came for the underwear.
I'm already heading back.
All right. We'll talk later, then.
Bye.
Don't say anything.
What?
You're gonna say I look great. You don't need to.
Okay, you can say it.
You look stunning! So handsome!
And he'll agree with me.
What? I'm your mom.
You think I don't notice these kinds of things?
-I love you. -Love you.
You look great.
Hey.
-Cool, isn't it? -Yeah, so cool.
-You look great. -Thanks.
This couldn't have happened without you.
-Come dance with me. -I'll grab a drink. Be right back.
-Get me one too. -Okay.
Hey there.
-Hey. -See how packed our party is?
People in this town don't have much to do.
-This is a good song. You coming? -In a bit.
I can't believe Caio invited that jerk.
Apart from us, Caio has terrible taste in friends.
Apart from you too. You seem great.
-Wanna dance? -Come join us.
Felipe.
Excuse me.
Where's Felipe?
What happened?
-I don't know. -The alarm went off.
Caio kissed another boy.
And Felipe saw it.
What?
Oh, no.
Felipe, what happened?
I don't want to talk to you, Caio. Go back to your friend.
You mean Denis? I didn't want to kiss him.
Of course! It was so obvious you didn't.
I thought it was you.
We look so much alike.
Caio, I'm not an idiot.
You welcomed me to the party with a kiss on the cheek.
I know why it's hard to be seen with me. Everyone knows.
-You can see it from a mile away. -You ruined the party.
You think it's easy to kiss a guy in public?
How lucky for Denis, then.
Felipe, can you listen to me?
I can't.
Felipe!
Sweetie?
DAY 13
Caio's parents came back early because of all this drama.
Can you believe he's the one who triggered the fire alarm?
Caio has already left.
What a shame, right?
He's gonna miss Musical Wednesday.
Son, Beca told me what happened.
-I know how you feel. -No, you don't.
You have no idea how I'm feeling.
Come on, son.
Everyone gets heartbroken in high school.
You are a stunning boy. An amazing, smart--
-Stop it, Mom. -Soon--
Stop lying.
-You don't think I'm handsome. -I think you're handsome.
The most beautiful thing in this world. Don't say that.
Mom, stop. You don't think I'm handsome.
If you did, you wouldn't stop me from eating cookies.
You wouldn't worry about my health.
-What? -Stop it.
What do you know about love, Mom? Not even Dad wanted you.
DAY 14
Can I lie down with you, Mom?
Of course, honey.
I'm an idiot, okay?
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to say that to you.
I'm sorry, okay?
Sweetie, we say the worst things when we're angry.
But it's no excuse, Mom.
You like him, don't you?
Relationships are complicated.
I've been through so much.
Today, I feel like I'm…
I'm okay with myself, you know?
Even so, I still get upset when it doesn't work out.
That's their loss.
It really is.
And I'm not gonna…
stop believing in love just because of a few bad dates.
You watch too many K-dramas.
You know what I mean.
What I'm trying to say is…
you can't give up.
You can't just throw in the towel at the first heartbreak.
But I'll tell you something.
Never fall in love with someone…
who doesn't make you feel stunning.
You too, okay?
I love you.
-A lot. -I love you.
A lot.
Let's hear it.
"Revenge won't make you feel whole. It corrupts and poisons the soul."
Grandma is quoting El Chavo now.
El Chavo?
-El Chavo. -Who is that?
-You don't know? -I don't.
-Are you okay? -Don't look.
The architect/writer/pilot is here.
But don't look.
The guy in dress sneakers and a team jersey?
I can't believe you were upset over a man like that.
What are you doing?
For your information, you lost an incredible woman.
-Are you talking to me? -No, to the spring roll.
Of course you.
-Look-- -Shh.
Oh, hi. Listen, it wasn't personal. That night--
Didn't you hear my son? You don't need to say anything.
Thank you.
Mom, you can't be upset over a man like that.
You're so beautiful. With those iconic bangs.
You know what I wish?
That I had punched him?
No.
That you were that kind to yourself.
I EVEN LIKE PLAYING DODGEBALL
I REALLY LIKE HAVING FRIENDS
He's not answering my messages, or the phone.
Thanks.
-That friend of his… -I tried tracking his phone.
Lígia.
-I forgot her phone number. -Call Beca.
I won't. I don't like her.
We had a fight. Oh my God!
We had a fight, then I woke up…
He took his backpack with some clothes.
Sandra, fighting is normal. Running away is another story.
I don't know. I already tried calling…
What's going on?
Felipe, have you seen my son?
No, not today. Why?
-I know someone in the force. -The police? Wait!
-Are you sure? -Yeah.
I know, but the police can help if there was an accident.
Just let me try.
I just wish I had the courage to leave the Shire.
"Leave the Shire."
To have adventures. To do everything I stopped doing…
Hey, I need you.
Now! Come on!
DAY 15
There's never traffic in this town.
-Beca! -I'm sorry!
What the heck?
Come on!
-Wait! Felipe! -Felipe!
Felipe, watch the car!
Here I am in a rom-com… again.
Only this time, I'm the main character.
Caio! Don't get on that bus!
What do you think you're doing?
I can't stay there anymore. I'm going to an aunt's house.
I'll figure it out.
Someone once told me you can't solve anything by running away.
It's different now.
Caio, your mom… She's worried.
Good. That was the plan.
-I have to go. -Caio, I don't want you to go.
People are staring, Felipe.
I don't give a shit!
I don't give a shit that they're staring.
I've spent my life caring too much about what others think.
I thought hiding in my room would fix everything.
But you changed that, Caio.
Because of you, I went to a party.
You can date other guys. I don't care.
I don't wanna date other guys.
I want you here.
As a boyfriend or as a friend. It doesn't matter.
I've embarrassed myself enough. I don't know what else to say. If--
-Did you see a bag or a backpack? -Backpack.
-He had a backpack. -We don't know that for sure.
I haven't seen it.
-He didn't leave with a lot, but-- -Son!
Caio! Where were you? Where did you go, son?
-For God's sake! -How can you do that?
-Look at your mom. -For God's sake!
Running away?
I'm not running away.
From anything.
What is this?
Are you trying to provoke me, Caio?
Did you know about this, Rita?
That they like each other?
Of course.
Of course you knew. You even encouraged it.
-That's not true. Let's talk. -Not now.
I can't talk to anyone.
I'm so stupid!
Mom.
We're dating.
Are we?
We are.
I'm done running away, but you need to accept me as I am.
Son, I don't recognize you anymore.
I haven't changed.
I just got tired of hiding.
This is me, whether you like it or not.
All right.
Mauro, say something.
Say it, Mauro.
You're not going to say anything? Say something, Mauro.
Son, are you happy?
Then it's okay.
No, it's not okay.
It's not okay, Mauro.
For God's sake, look at me. Talk to your son.
-He will suffer. -Sandra.
Sandra.
I…
Just promise me one thing.
Don't run away again, okay?
What's your grandma saying today?
"The whole world is yours."
It's ours.
My therapist gave me the most boring homework ever.
Fifteen things I learned in these 15 days.
Oh, here we go.
-May I? -Go ahead.
"I like it when we talk and watch TV together."
"I like going out, dancing."
"Even playing dodgeball."
"I really like having friends."
"Spending the whole day with them doing nothing."
"I learned that plaid and red don't look bad on me."
"I have to admit that persimmon liquor isn't awful."
"I learned that I can be strong when it's necessary."
"But it's okay to lean on someone when things aren't easy."
That's it?
I like your sailor pajamas.
I like hearing you talk about the things you like.
I like kissing you.
Being touched.
I…
love…
the way you look at me.
Thank you.
Looks like something's missing.
Do you trust me?
Subtitle translation by: Adam Dean