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You might think that I'm the stranger
You might think but you don't know me
I never understood why in The Little Mermaid Ariel traded the ocean
for a boring prince.
I love being in the water.
Might think but you don't know me
You might think that you can't hurt me
Just look at me
At least, I used to.
Oh oh oh I'll never let you down
Oh oh oh
I will know you swim like a dolphin
I am fat.
I'm not cute and chubby, I am huge.
I take up space.
Everyone an earthquake!
Make way! Make way! The earthquake's coming!
A whole month away from this school.
Jeez, it's gonna be tough.
I don't know how I'll make it.
I'll never let you down
Here are a few of the reasons I'll miss this school so much.
Oh oh You never let me down
Reason number one. It's such an inclusive environment.
LARDASS TODAY IS THE DAY
Did you hear Marcelo kissed Felipe at the front gate?
Was it Hot Felipe or Fat Felipe?
Reason number two.
I just feel so loved and appreciated here.
All right, let's go. Fatso, come on.
You like playing with balls, right?
This is gonna suck.
Reason number three.
It's the best place to deal with my anxiety.
Goal!
Oh oh Through these emotions
You see, in this wonderful, idyllic, flawless paradise,
being fat really isn't a problem.
BASED ON THE NOVEL BY VITOR MARTINS
A whole vacation away from this place.
Ah, I can finally be alone without anyone bothering me.
And the best part is, I don't have to set foot outside the house.
HERE THE WHOLE TIME
I can do whatever I want.
Play video games, read manga,
take afternoon naps
and appreciate the best that streaming has to offer.
"Your Heart is My Destiny."
Looks like a terrible movie. I love it.
My love,
I've replayed this moment a thousand times in my mind,
and it never feels right.
Walking away feels like losing something I'll never find again.
If any part of you still wonders what we could've been,
you know where to find me.
Thank you.
Wait! Wait!
Don't get on this bus!
I wish life was like a romantic comedy.
Just take off your glasses and automatically become beautiful.
I have one last thing... to say to you.
But in real life, a hot guy like that would never want me.
Felipe? Hey.
The weather's so nice. You sure you don't wanna go to the pool?
- No, Mom, I'm watching a movie right now. - Why won't you go? Hm?
You know I hate swimming pools.
- "I hate swimming pools." - Mom! Stop it, Or I'll do it back.
- I will! - Stop! Come on, you're on vacation.
If you're gonna stay holed up... Ew!
- They'll be here soon. Clean your room. - Stop, that's embarrassing! Who's coming?
- Wait who? - Hey, how are you?
Wait, mom. Wait a minute. Who's on the way?
The crab is such a sight to see You're gonna get to
Hanging out with old sardines In conversation
I've been dancing At the sand bar for my whole life
And the octopus is still out back Serve a soda
Dah dah dah
The dolphin is a dancer He likes to stomp his fins
And the giant squid Is always going to spin
The clams all clap their shells
The fish flop around as well
The lobsters spin around and their tails go...
Bar, bar, bar I wanna go to the sandbar
Bar, bar, bar We're gonna go to the sandbar
We're coming Bar, bar, bar, we're gonna go to...
What is this guy doing here?
I told you. Didn't I tell you? Yeah, Sandra's going on vacation.
Mm, a conference for Mauro.
- You didn't tell me. - Could've sworn I did.
- You didn't ask me, and you-- - Would you like sugar?
No, I like it black. He would stay with my sister, but something came up.
Oh, well, 15 days will fly by.
15 days? Mom, 15 days? Are you serious?
- This shit was a bad idea. - Caio Luiz!
- I'm so sorry. - No, I'm sorry. I don't know what to say.
I'm the one who's sorry. Come on.
Let's go. Let's step outside. You and I are gonna have a little talk.
- I'm going. I don't wanna stay. - Stop complaining. Shh!
I don't want anyone to hear.
15 days is almost the whole vacation.
Sweetie, she watered our plants when we went to the trip to Gramado.
- How can I say no? - When we got back, they were all dead.
- Right, she overwatered them. - Yeah.
It'll be good for you. You need to get out of your room, hang out with people.
- It'll be great. - I'm staying in my room.
He's 16 years old, he can stay home alone.
Only 16 years old.
Last time I tried to leave you on your own--
I thought you already punished me. Now you're trying to ditch me.
You know what? I get it. I also really don't think it's the best option, I don't.
- Felipe is a little-- - Mom...
What, sweetie?
It's not like he tries to hide it.
But this is the best we could get. And you two already know each other.
No, Mom, we used to. We haven't spoken in years. He clearly hates me.
Of course I hate him. You saw how he is.
He won't even respond to "good morning" in the elevator.
Good morning.
He's one of those gym guys.
He's a straight dude who's into dude stuff, like there's shooter games,
he only reads fantasy.
Mom, he likes football.
- Worst kind of straight dude. - Is there a good kind of straight dude?
Don't start cracking jokes after stabbing me in the back.
I get it, all right? I understand you don't want to compromise.
You are staying here! You're staying here, dammit, that's all!
- You're too old to act like this. - I'm old now?
- Yes, you are too old! - The bags are already in the car.
Cutting it close to get to the airport. We've gotta leave now.
All right.
Is there a problem?
- It's fine. - It's all good.
- Then let's go. - All right. Say bye to your dad.
- See you. - Bye, sweetie.
- Behave yourself. Come on. - Love you. Behave yourself.
Tidy your room and get the bed ready for him.
You invited him. Tidy up your own room. He's not staying in my room.
- Lord help us all. - I'll sleep on the couch.
- Sorry, pal. - Let me through.
- Let me through, Mom. Thank you. Finally. - Fine. Go!
Hey.
What's the Wi-Fi password?
Merylstreep1979. She won her first Oscar that year.
Uh... How do you spell Meryl Streep?
DAY 1
OLIVIA, I REALLY GOTTA TALK TO YOU. WHEN CAN YOU SEE ME?
SURE, FELIPE. WHAT TIME CAN YOU...
My mom brought a guy into the house.
- Good afternoon, Felipe. - Good afternoon.
Sorry, I couldn't wait for our next appointment.
Your mother obviously has the right to date.
That was something we discussed.
Not like this though, Olivia. It's the neighbor's son. He's staying for 15 days.
Do you know what it's like to be stuck for 15 days in your house with a stranger?
Anything worse than that?
After 20 years as a psychologist, I can assure you yes, there is.
I won't survive this. If I die, I'm gonna blame you.
You're not gonna die.
And you need to learn a little more about boundaries.
We'll talk about it at your next appointment.
No one in the world has it worse than me.
The victim's body looked like a sieve.
- Looks like we're dealing with a monster. - Exactly.
And that's why I'm gonna be assigning you a new partner.
A partner?
- I'm sorry, but I work much better alone. - I know.
He's only gonna end up slowing me down. It's a terrible idea.
- What're you trying to say? - Exactly what you think I'm saying.
All right, enough. You don't have a choice.
From now on, you two--
- That's it. Okay. - Copy that. I'll follow you.
- Bomb has been planted. - Nah, you got this. I'll meet you there.
- Go! Go! Go! - Hold on.
You need something?
Wi-Fi is slow. Think you could pause that?
No, that's not my dad, no.
Game's live so I can't pause it.
You can wait a minute.
No, don't be dumb. You can't go alone.
Wait. I'm coming.
- Where you at? - Calm down! I'm coming. No, don't go in!
No!
Sweet dreams.
Now where's your picket fence, love?
DAY 2
And she was this tiny thing following you around.
- Mom, what are you listening to? - Isn't it great?
I know, Caio put it on.
Hey. Good morning.
WORLD'S BEST SON
And truth be told, I'm lying
When you see my face Hope it gives you hell
When you walk my way Hope it gives you hell
If you find a man that's worth a damn And treats you well
Then he's a fool You're just as well
Hope it gives you hell
Tomorrow, you'll be thinking to yourself
"Yeah, where did it all go wrong?"
But the list goes on and on
When you see my face Hope it gives you hell
- Hope it gives you hell - Hope it gives you hell
You can sing along I hope that it puts you through hell
Mom. Mom, where's my towel?
Caio asked for one to go to the pool.
But Mom, you should have--
- Mom? - Yeah? Hi, Francisco.
Okay, I'll be right down. Thank you.
You had to give him mine? Wow.
Felipe, it's just a towel. He asked for one, I gave him one.
- Can you go down and get a package for me? - No, Mom...
I'm all dirty. Go on.
Hi, Felipe.
All right.
Here it is.
Just sign here.
And this one here's for Caio.
He's out at the pool.
Why can't you take it?
I can't leave my post. That would be dangerous.
No. Dangerous is going somewhere I detest
and interacting with someone I don't want to.
Is that person armed though?
No.
Then you see? Much less dangerous.
I'm fed up. Two more weeks stuck with that pain in the ass.
I ordered food down here just so I wouldn't have to stay up there.
Lunch, Your Majesty.
Thanks.
Gandalf dies at the end.
THE LORD OF THE RINGS PART 1
- Why would you do that? - Well, 'cause I'm a pain in the ass.
You've been a jerk since yesterday. I didn't do anything to you.
Not my fault you haven't seen a movie from 20 years ago.
Fat fucking asshole.
What's wrong with you.
Give me my towel.
Think I wanna stay with you? I shouldn't be there!
At least we agree on that!
- Let go of the-- - Let go of--
They have to close the pool in the summer!
Do you have any idea what that bonehead shit will cost your dad?
- It's not my fault, Mom! - Yes, it is.
But you're not the one paying, Caio.
I'm sure you know your dad's really gonna be upset.
Do you have any idea what those oils cost?
None of this would've happened if you had said no.
Quit it! You're not a kid anymore.
- Are you gonna listen to me or not? - What was that?
You're not talking to one of your lesbian friends.
I'm your Mom. Wash your face, it's disgusting. We're done, I'm hanging up.
You and Caio have to go to the store.
No.
- Yeah. First, take a shower. - It wasn't my fault.
Have another towel?
- No way! - Stop.
Be a good host. Of course we have a towel, I'll just... I'll grab you one.
You should take the shower first. Let's let him shower, come on.
- What? Mom! - Be a good host. Come on.
Go ahead.
Eggs, pasta...
Yogurt, light. Cream cheese, light. It's all light.
This'll be a lot faster.
DAY 3 SPECIAL PRICE
Look, Lardass is buying the whole store. What's this?
This food isn't all for you, is it? You gotta be messing with me.
Hold on. The guy needs a lot of calories to maintain this shape.
Whoa! Where you goin'? Look.
Don't overdo it with ultra-processed food. All right, Fatso?
I don't care what you say! I'm fat! So what?
What about that gigantic nose you have?
I bet you could suck up all the air in the world! And look at you.
You're basically child-sized!
Whoa! Where you goin'? Look. Just avoid the ultra-processed food.
All right, Fatso?
Ultra-processed food?
I'll ultra-process your face!
Whoa! Where you goin'? Just avoid ultra-processed food. All right, Fatso?
- Let me see what we're missing. - What are you doing?
- Hey, hey! - Give it back!
You guys still looking for extra small condoms? Next aisle.
Let's go, Big Jo.
We'll see you around. Loser.
Fucking pricks.
MORAIS SUPERMARKET
- So, who were those guys? - No one.
You shouldn't have gotten involved.
My bad.
That shit just gets to me though.
Well, I'm used to it now.
I don't need your help.
You can put those over there in the bottom cupboard.
Well? What do you think of the look? Is it good?
You're going out?
I have a date tonight, with an architect
slash writer slash amateur pilot.
When they hit 50, every man has an identity crisis.
But tonight we're having Chinese.
Well, have it with Caio.
I don't want to miss the chance
- to get a bit of-- - I don't wanna hear that.
I'm talking about wine.
- Is that all? - That's all. You heard what I said.
Those weren't on the list.
My week wasn't easy and these help more than you.
- Mm. - You look great, Rita.
- You should give my mom fashion tips. - Oh, you're so sweet.
Thank you for that.
Bye, my love.
Ahh! Have fun, Mom, and lots of wine.
- You mean actual wine or something else? - What? Oh, God! You're so gross!
- You don't know how much I love you. - That's enough. That's enough.
Ah! Just go. Ditch me.
My Uber's here, gotta go. Tell me what Grandma says to you later.
- I love you. - I love you.
Oh, dear.
Uh... Can you put the rest of that down there for me too, please?
Is everything there?
Sure is.
And judging from the smell, dee... licious.
Let's eat, then.
Now, with just two hours to go before Ashley walks down the aisle,
what was once a dream, may now be turning into a nightmare.
These dress alterations are awful.
This is the most important day of my life.
Everything has to be perfect!
It's a race against time.
Guests are already arriving for the most anticipated party of the year.
Gonna call your grandma?
Oh, my grandmother's dead.
Then why'd your mom say to tell her... What she said, then?
Oh, no, it's just that ever since she died we like to imagine
that she is using our fortune cookies to communicate.
Um... "Love your neighbor like there's no tomorrow."
- Like Good Morning on WhatsApp. - Yeah.
Yeah.
We like to joke it's her talking to us.
And what did she tell you today?
Let's find out.
"No matter how tall the mountain, it cannot block out the sun."
She's a little fat-phobic.
"An insult says more about the person who said it than who it was said to."
Sure, tell that to the person they insulted.
So about... those guys
- at the store. - At the store? Mm.
I've been bullied, too.
What?
That's impossible. Looking the way you do?
You don't know what you're saying, dude.
Hm.
You're back already?
Can you believe he didn't show?
Looks delicious.
You left me a spring roll.
That sucks, Mom.
Well, at least I had a little wine.
Mm.
And you...
straight dude,
When you ask a... a girl to go out,
at least do the bare minimum, all right?
The bare minimum, and be there.
Yeah, you got it.
Sorry.
Mm. Mm.
Give your mom a kiss. Don't stay up too late, okay?
- You two are coming to work tomorrow. - Love you.
You're gonna love it. Oh, you'll love it.
There's lots to do.
Yeah, you can paint pictures, and they have classes.
Tomorrow is our dance class.
You can get your body moving up around
and you can get some exercise, Felipe.
Good night.
- May I? - Mm-hm.
- Well, good night. - Good night.
Two, three, step, that's right.
DAY 4
Just like that. And again.
That's right. Then return. That's good.
Move those hips around!
Don't watch your feet. Eyes up.
- Ow! - I'm so sorry.
Like this. See?
You're such a graceful dancer.
Ah, well, for me, it's just easy.
All right, now!
Come here. I want you with Felipe, he's a good dancer.
Show him the way.
Five, six, seven, eight.
Step back. And then forward.
- ...three, five, six... - That's it.
Your left leg forward first, and then the right one.
Four, five, six and six, seven.
And then you repeat the step. See?
I'm getting the hang of it.
There, that's it!
Good!
One, two, three.
- Dudu, the fatso! - He's a lardass.
- Hey! Look, guys, he's gonna cry! - Of course he's gonna cry!
Don't tell me you're gonna cry! I bet you will.
Why don't you cry to your mommy?
- What do you think you're doing? - Huh? Nothing at all, sir.
- Get out of here! - Run! Go! Hurry!
Are you okay?
Don't worry, I'm here now.
Thank you.
That's good. You drew that?
I drew that last week in Miss Rita's classroom.
I know her well.
She's a really good teacher.
She's crazy, too. But that's why I like her.
I agree with you. But don't tell her I said so.
Those idiots are always gonna pick on you.
Best thing you can do, I say,
just stay away from them.
Just go do something happy instead. You can always draw.
That is the worst advice ever. Running from a problem doesn't solve it.
He needs real advice right now.
I can tell you that Batman wouldn't run.
And next he'll tell you that Batman's a billionaire, you know?
Come with me. I'll give you advice you can use.
Come on, guys.
You realize you're just teaching him how to lose faster?
- Caio, I'm a walking target. - Relax.
I've got you, okay?
All right guys, come on.
You're mine now. Let's go.
- All right! Let's go. - Come back this way, stay here.
Line up!
Let's play!
- Get back, Get back! - Go!
That guy is killing us!
Go.
You got this! Go, go, go go go!
GG!
What'd you just call me?
Uh... GG is "good game."
You say it to each other when you're online.
Uh, we should go before child services gets here.
- I'll have to talk to Marcela. - I'm going home.
- Goodbye, sweetheart. Love you. - See you, Mom.
- Okay. Bye, Angela. - See you later, Rita.
See you later.
Hey, wait!
This is for you guys.
- Well, thank you, Dudu. - It's beautiful.
I'll keep it forever, okay?
See you, Dudu.
- Thank you. - See you later.
Ah, I see he got my curls, too.
Oh, poor thing, he's in pain!
That's his problem. He shouldn't have been so annoying.
You could offer him a comfortable bed, though. He was so great today.
Oh, so it's okay for us to hit kids now?
If that's the case, I should stay with the Joker.
Stop talking!
Didn't say anything.
Sorry, I was daydreaming.
Want to sleep in my room?
- Just because... - Yes.
...I know sleeping on the couch is awful.
Thank you.
It was really great what you did for that kid.
Those little idiots had to learn a lesson.
I just know nailing those kids with a ball was the coolest thing that he's ever done.
Yeah. It's really hard not having friends at that age.
Why'd you disappear, Felipe?
I didn't disappear.
On the contrary, I'd say I've been getting harder to miss every day.
I... was really upset that you
suddenly stopped going to the pool.
Then, you grew up and got all... quiet.
And I didn't know if you were shy, or just a jerk.
But now that I'm here, it's pretty obvious.
You're definitely a jerk.
Oh, I was gonna say the same thing about you, though, Caio.
But after today, I guess I would say... You're 50% of a jerk.
Weren't there stars on the ceiling before?
Oh, no, they're still there. It's just that as time goes by they fade, you know?
I remember I tried to get my mom to buy me some, but she wouldn't let me get any.
They're really hard to take off.
I know. Those stickers I stuck on my window are still there.
The ones with Mulan?
Ah, don't judge. I always had a huge crush on her.
It was the only one she allowed. Of my decorations.
She's still old fashioned about that stuff.
It's impossible to talk to Caio. It just doesn't work.
But I thought you said he spent the whole night talking to you.
Yeah. But this morning...
Felipe, you heard the new Gaga song?
Uh-huh. Of course I heard it, Caio.
When the greatest artist ever to walk the face of the Earth
releases new music, you listen to it the second it comes out.
You don't stop listening until the next day.
Uh, Lady Gaga is super famous. Know who she is?
I do know Lady Gaga.
I'm sorry, I just I don't know what the older generations are into.
Generations? Just how old do you think that I am?
Uh... How about we get back to the therapy?
Is it possible he knew that your love for Gaga was a little extreme?
It could be Caio using it to start a conversation.
That would be so much easier at night.
It would?
But why?
'Cause no one can see you.
All right, here's your homework.
I want you to start a conversation with Caio during the day.
I'm on vacation, Olivia. You're assigning homework?
- Hey. - How's it going, Lipe?
You need anything?
- Nah, I'm just having a quick look. - Sounds good.
Just this.
- That it today? - Yeah.
- Is this for you or someone else? - It's a gift.
- How much is it? Ah. - Only 18.
- Here you go. - All right, thank you.
He's gonna like it.
- Hi, Francisco. - I read that one.
I really liked it. Good stuff.
Ah, it's not for me, it's a present.
Let me know if you ever want recommendations for fantasy or sci-fi.
Well, thank you.
Have you by any chance seen Caio?
Oh, Caio came down here earlier, but he went out.
Ok, thanks. See ya.
- Hey. - Hi.
DAY 5
That yours?
Ah, no, I bought it for you. It's a present.
It's just a little gift, so don't freak out.
I was going through a second-hand bookstore and had to get it for you.
- It was on sale. - No, I'll read it.
Although there's no point, since I know Gandalf dies in the end now.
I shouldn't have told you that, I'm sorry.
Going to the movies tomorrow. You wanna come?
Um, I would. I already have plans though.
During your vacation?
Yeah.
That's cool. Well, thanks again.
I'll go with you.
What about your plans?
Well, I'll talk to my secretary and have her clear my schedule.
That's cool. Beca's really going to love you.
Beca?
Of course Caio wouldn't invite me to go to the movies alone.
What was I thinking? Obviously, there's a girl.
And what's with that name? Beca?
It sounds like a cheerleader on some show about high school.
IN LOVE IN HIGH SCHOOL
You're just jealous because Caio likes me more than you.
Shut your mouth, Beca!
Honestly, you'll love Beca. She's the best person in the world.
- What will we have to talk about, Caio? - Relax.
There she is.
Hi. Just a second.
Guys, this is Beca!
Thank God you're here.
I couldn't take it anymore. I quit, okay?
Just kidding, Robson. I'm back tomorrow.
This is Beca.
- Hey there. - Nice to meet you. Felipe.
The famous Felipe. He talks about you, you know?
You finally found some time for me, huh?
Felipe, some people, they disappear off to college,
and start working, and dating, and forget about you.
- Oh, here comes the sermon. Mm. - Mm.
- Do you have the tickets? - I do.
Have a good one.
Tell me something.
What's it like having to share a house with this one?
Ever stub your toe on the corner of the bed? Or had a root canal?
Or a bad kidney stone?
I like him already.
DAY 6
Like drifting memories That I might live
What we’re doing now
Apart from being so lost
'Cause I’d like to know the odds
Like to know the way It comes down to this
Like the way it was
Like the way Way we were used to be
That was way better than part two.
The scene where the monster came out of the screen was better than the sequel.
- Yeah. - Did you guys like that scene?
Yeah.
Caio doesn't appreciate the beauty of an exploding head.
What are your favorite scenes from horror?
- Hold on. Uh... - The Hereditary telephone.
- I loved that one! Yeah. - Opening scene from Scream, of course.
- And the graduation scene from Carrie! - Carrie! Oh, yeah!
I am terrified of parties 'cause of that movie.
I'm always waiting for someone to just pour blood on me.
This would look good on you.
Yeah, well maybe if there was a bigger size.
Have you and Caio known each other a long time?
Ah... He came to my school in the eighth grade.
We were pretty much instant friends, you know?
There were no other gays at our school then.
What do you mean, other gays?
Yeah, other than Caio, I think there were only three other gays there.
- But Caio's not gay. - What do you mean, Felipe?
Didn't you know?
There's no way he's gay. Look at him.
No, Caio isn't gay, because Caio likes football.
And likes to shoot Orcs.
Last week when Cher came up, I had to explain who Cher was.
- What gay doesn't know who Cher is? - Who is that?
Oh, my love, you're beyond help, honey.
Caio's not gay, no way. I'd have known.
There's no gay guys who like those things?
Felipe, gay people can be into all sorts of things that are macho.
They can even be a serial killer.
Mm.
Um, guys, what's Musical Wednesdays?
Well, it's Wednesday and we're watching a musical, it's self-explanatory.
And since it's your first time, you get to choose.
I'll pass. I don't like musicals.
I'm shocked.
- My god. - Dear lord.
- Oh, I don't feel well. - Try to breathe, Mom.
Caio, in this house, you can't say stuff like that.
In reality, no one goes around singing.
- No. - Of course they sing.
They sing so they can let all of their feelings out.
Not everything has to make sense.
Forget it, you won't understand.
Um, this.
Hm.
Of course he chose this movie.
It's about a fat girl who's in love with a pretty boy.
I mean, why be subtle, right?
Beca could not have gotten it more wrong.
What kind of gay doesn't like musicals?
Except when the hot guy came on screen...
It was totally obvious.
Caio is gay!
Well, Now that I think about it, it's obvious Caio's gay!
All the signs were there.
Lady Gaga. His love for Dodgeball.
His crush on Mulan?
Oh, and those cute little sailor pajamas...
Sorry to bring up the pajamas again, but I cannot get them out of my head.
I'm sorry, but this is more important.
- But my dog just died. - Caio's gay! Caio is gay!
- Caio is gay! - We'll see each other next week.
DAY 7
This changes everything. I was getting used to the idea
of sharing a room with him, but now...
Are you going to treat him differently because he's gay?
Well, you make it sound like I'm homophobic.
If the only problem now is that you have a crush--
No, stop, stop. First of all, it's weird hearing you talk like a teenager.
Secondly, I feel nothing for Caio. Nothing nothing nothing. You know?
No, not at all. Of course not.
If that's true, how would his orientation change anything?
Felipe, if Caio didn't tell you before, he may have had a reason not to.
Of course he had a reason not to.
I already know that.
He didn't tell me that he was gay because I am fat.
I've been stalking Caio.
And in just the past week, he's already liked 57 photos of boys.
I'll give you a prize if you guess what they all had in common.
That's right, skinny. They're all skinny.
And that... brings me to him. Denis.
The boy Caio has liked the most in the past month, my new arch-enemy.
That is, if I had a crush on Caio. Everyone knows I obviously don't.
All-Soup diet, the ice cube diet, Ozempic, bariatric surgery...
How am I gonna lose 30 pounds in two weeks?
I need to make a change.
Not just for Caio, but for my own health.
LOSE WEIGHT QUICK! RESULTS GUARANTEED
I can't keep being me.
Hm.
Mmmm.
Get this...
You say you wanna lose a few pounds, yes?
- Mm. A lot more than a few. - I see.
Nowadays, there are a lot of options for cases like yours.
Can you give me the fastest one?
Oh. The fastest one?
Oh.
Let's start by cutting all your fat off!
Ah! Jeez, Caio!
- Why are you sneaking around? - I'm just getting water.
Yeah, me too. But this was in the way though.
I see.
DAY 8
What's with the dark circles under your eyes?
Hey, Rita, are you sure I can invite the girls?
Of course, why wouldn't I be?
Just that they're a couple. My mom doesn't like it when--
- Lesbians? - Oh, the horror!
Lesbians?
Of course, it's not problem at all.
I almost became a lesbian in college.
- Mom! - What?
One kiss doesn't make you one.
- Who said it was just a kiss? - Lord, I don't wanna hear all the details.
- Please don't. - I wanna hear the details.
- Then, I'll tell you later. - Well,
the pool's packed, it's reopened.
So, we'll all be down there if you wanna come find us.
- Thanks again, Rita. - Bye for now.
Don't even try, you know the answer, all right?
- What? I didn't say anything. - I can hear you think, though.
I still won't go, but if I did,
where are my swim shorts?
Yes! Oh, I don't believe it!
Mom.
- What is wrong with you? - Oh, it's just...
Cannonball!
You don't know how to do it.
- Where did you get that? - Oh, some kid left it here.
I offered to look after it. Name's Harry.
- Potter? - No... Styles.
Hey, guys, the water's amazing. Are you getting in?
- In a little while. - In a while.
Mmm.
Aren't you getting in, Melissa?
Usually, "In a little while" is universal code for not wanting to get in the water.
Yeah, I just prefer to stay on the side.
I don't like being in a bikini in front of everyone.
Really? Someone as thin and hot as you?
Just because I'm thin doesn't mean I don't have other insecurities.
Well, that is a crime.
Hey, babe! Get in the pool.
I said, in a little while.
I know. That was a little while ago.
- She's worked out the universal code. - Mm.
Come have fun with me, enjoy the pool and get some sun.
Okay?
All right!
Hey!
Third wheel.
Remember playing mermaids when we were kids?
Not really, no.
You really don't want to go in?
- In a little while. - Hm.
Gays, I was just saying to Mel,
we should go to the Persimmon Festival tomorrow.
- Let's go! - Yes. Yes.
- No, I can't. - You can't?
- I can't go. - Why?
Ever since what happened at the pool, I'm not allowed to go out.
She told the doorman, so, no.
- It won't work. - I think we can figure this out.
How?
It is so hot here, sweetie, I'm telling you.
And you're not gonna go hang out with those girls, now, right?
Of course not, mom. I'm going to hang up. Okay? I love you, goodnight.
All right, good night. I love you... Oh, he's gone already.
First, we trick your mom.
DAY 9
Then we distract mine with a K-drama.
Francisco watches games on his phone. There's always a delay.
Hey, Francisco.
I think my mom left a key here for me.
No, there isn't one.
- She did. - She didn't leave anything.
- Goal! - These are the keys here. Nothing here.
Oh, damn delay.
Goal!
What? Where's the goal?
Everyone ready? Hurry up, let's go, let's book it!
27TH PERSIMMON FESTIVAL
- Whoo! - Wait, guys, Hold on, wait.
Your outfit's a little boring.
I bought it at that store the other day.
I went ahead and asked your mom what size you are.
- Now we're even. Thanks for the book. - Put it on.
- Mm, put it on. - Can you hold this?
- I got you. - Come here, come here.
Here.
- There you go. - Thank you.
You look good.
Now, let's go party!
Let's go. Come on!
Let's fix you up.
- By the way, I ship him. - And who?
- You. - There is no way that's happening.
- Well, let me believe. - Okay fine.
Welcome, everyone, to the Persimmon Festival!
Here are the winners of this year's contest, Mr. and Miss Persimmon:
Jonathan and Jennifer!
I knocked them all down for you.
Persimmon! Persimm...!
Can I have two tickets, please?
Give me that, you've had too much already.
Go ahead.
- I'm such a good shot. - How'd you do that?
I'm gonna do another.
- Wow! Yeah! - I did it!
- Here. - For me?
- Oh, I am so good. - chuckles]
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
Hey, come here, quick. Come here, come here, come here.
Hey wait! Where are you going?
- Come on. - Yah!
- Shh! Shh! Shh! - What's going on?
It's my mom's cousin. She can't see me here.
Can we wait here a second?
- I always loved these things. - Oh, wait. Ah.
It's sad you can't go in them after you're ten.
I know. It's the only kind of pool I'll still dive in.
Caio, how come you never told me you were gay?
I don't talk about it.
Only told Beca and Melissa.
Well, you know I'm gay, right?
Yeah, but you're not exactly trying to hide it.
So then, why are you?
Uh, well, my mom, um...
I think I was like nine or ten.
There was a party for my building. I was down at the pool.
I was dancing, shaking my hips, kid stuff, you know?
Of course.
And then, my mom came and just pulled me away.
Caio Luiz, stop dancing like that, boy.
You look ridiculous. Get your stuff, we're going.
She was really upset. And I didn't understand.
She's been on my case ever since.
Is that why she won't leave you alone at your house?
Yeah, that too. Last year my parents went on a trip.
I was staying alone and one day I forgot my phone at the house.
When I got back to my phone, there were over a hundred calls.
And my mom thought, I don't know, that I'd run away. Or got killed.
Or worse, gone out with a boy.
Have you ever wondered?
About running away?
- What? No. I'm honestly not that brave. - Are you kidding me?
You dove into this pit even though you're way too old.
Come on, I'm not that old, all right?
Let's go find the girls. Last one there has to marry a priest!
If it's the priest from Fleabag, I'll go nice and slow.
Thank you, children.
Go, go, go.
Shh! Don't wake her up!
Close the door!
Caio!
- I can't lay down there now. - What did you do?
You'll have to sleep in my bed, and I'll sleep down there.
- No. No. - What?
Here. Stay here with me.
We'll just sleep together.
You all right?
That wasn't cool, Felipe.
Distracting me with a K-drama.
I really am so happy that you're making friends.
I really am a super cool mom.
I don't even stop you from going out, but then you come back plastered?
- I had to tell Caio's mom. - No.
Yes! I can't hide something like this from another mom.
Well, then you can return your cool mom card.
DAY 10
HEY STRANGER WHERE ARE YOU
I'm never gonna drink again.
Oh, that is so cute. It's your very first time saying that.
Here. Okay, look at mommy.
You're ridiculous, Mom.
I'm never eating persimmons again either.
Have you seen Caio?
He left early. Didn't say where he was going.
What's wrong?
Hm?
Oh, guess I don't know if we're still cool.
Why? Why wouldn't you still be cool?
Uh, well, that's kind of hard to explain.
Have you considered actually talking to him about it?
Sometimes it's good to get things out.
I don't need to. I pay for therapy for that.
Actually, I pay for your therapy.
Felipe? Felipe?
- Felipe, wake up. It's Gandalf. - Mm.
- It's Gandalf. He's still alive! - Mmm.
And he's not gray. He's Gandalf the White, and he's actually way more powerful.
- You disappeared. - And he knew...
I was texting you all day and you haven't responded at all.
I'm sorry.
It's just my mom was getting on my nerves, so...
I went to the park. I didn't take my phone.
It's fine.
- You okay? - Yeah.
I thought you were embarrassed about what almost happened.
What almost happened?
Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
Of course I remember. I'm messing around.
There's someplace cool I wanna show you.
You trust me?
You look exactly like Aladdin.
[distant chatter[
I always thought that this city was so ugly.
It depends on how you look at it.
From up here, it's beautiful.
- Caio-- - Felipe--
You can go first.
I was running away.
Not from you.
The festival was so cool.
And I really felt good.
But I'm feeling something now I've never felt before.
It's like... I'm finally starting over.
From scratch.
You're like Gandalf.
Yeah.
Don't you ever wonder what's beyond those mountains?
Mm, I think it's just the highway over there.
Metaphorically speaking.
No, not really.
I just wish I had the courage to leave the Shire, you know?
Go on adventures,
and do all the things I didn't do because of others.
Only doing what I want.
Like what?
Go ahead and sit down, man.
DAY 11
It's cool, right?
My mom's gonna lose it.
If your mom's gonna kill you, imagine what mine'll do.
Ah, well, look who it is.
- Ah. Get a little tattoo? - Boo!
I wanna see what you got!
Probably got a big one saying, "High in saturated fat."
- Get off me! - Tell us, what is it?
- Is it a matching couple's tattoo? - He actually got your mother's name.
- What was that? - What did you say, faggot?
Try saying that again, I fucking dare you!
- Aaah! - What's your freakin' problem?
Let's go!
Feel the rhythm!
Get up. Come on! Come on!
It's not true
Tell me I’ve been lied to
Crying isn't like you
Oooh
I've never actually done this with anyone.
Me neither.
Oooh
Mmm
Maybe won't you take it back?
Say you were tryna make me laugh
And nothing has to change today
You didn’t mean to say "I love you"
I love you
And I don't want to
Ooh
Up all night
On another red-eye
Oh, oh, oh Woke up today
Feeling the way I always do
Oh, oh, oh Hungry for something
That I can't eat Then I hear that beat
The rhythm of town Starts calling me down
It's like a message from high above
Oh, oh, oh Pulling me out
To the smiles And the streets that I love
Good morning Baltimore
Every day's like an open door
Every night is a fantasy
Every sound's like a symphony
Good morning Baltimore
And some day when I take to the floor
The world's gonna wake up and see
Baltimore and me
Come on, Felipe, sing!
Oh, oh, oh, I feel So great Caio's kiss is sensational
Oh, oh, oh, I don't know If it's a dream or if it's real
I'm in a musical
I never wanna leave this place
I'm feeling like Miss Persimmon
Oh, oh, oh, I don't know If it's a dream or if it's real
I don't want to wake up It's so good to kiss you
Your warm embrace Your smile is everything to me
But when I wake up It all has to come true
- The world will be happier - Much happier
With you here
Caio and I are totally dating now!
- Okay, Felipe. - No.
First there was an almost kiss at the Persimmon Festival.
Then he disappeared and I thought he wanted nothing to do with me at all.
Then he took me to a special place and he said he was upset with his parents.
And then we just made out.
Then he wanted to get a tattoo. So I also got one.
Does your mom know this?
- Then I beat up those jerks from school. - What now?
And then we took one of those hurricane trolleys back to his place.
At first, we were just holding on to each other.
Then more.
You're beautiful.
He said I was beautiful.
How did that make you feel?
Good.
It felt great.
And was it as scary as you imagined it would be, though?
No.
So anyway, basically, we're dating now.
Have you two talked about that?
Olivia, don't you want details?
Jeez, I could never be a psychologist, Olivia. I would wanna know all the gossip.
And?
I've known him since I was a toddler.
We sleep in the same room. And we're doing everything together.
If that's not dating, then what is?
It makes me very happy for me to see you so excited.
It's been quite a while since I've seen you smile.
But?
But...
You can't just keep living inside your head, Felipe.
You can't spend your whole life avoiding difficult conversations.
I really think that you need to talk to him, and tell him how you feel.
I'm not any good at that though.
Then... write it.
What do you mean?
You spent almost 15 days together, right?
Well, make a list.
Fifteen things that you've learned.
Well that's homework, you know?
Okay, I'll try that.
But I promise, we're on the same page together.
- We're having a party. - What?
Yeah, a party. Since my parents are still away.
Not everyone has an apartment that you can throw a party in. I really like it.
DAY 12
You know that I love parties, right? I just love them.
No one's gonna throw a bucket of pig's blood all over you.
You never know what can happen.
And even if they do, it'll get on me.
Because I'm going to be glued to you all night.
- Beca] Awwww! - Aww, that is so cute!
Hold this.
What can I do to help, guys? I'll be the hype man.
Hey, wait. Guys, be quiet. It's my mom. Hold on. Hold on, guys!
Hey, ma.
Oh, honey, just look at this horrible view that I'm stuck with.
Look at this boring view, Caio.
I'm at a restaurant just off...
- Are you at the house, Caio? - Yeah.
I came to get some clean underwear.
Clean underwear? No, Caio, I packed you a pair for every day.
- Caio, is someone over there? - No, there's nobody here.
Yeah, I just came over here.
It's all good. I just came over to get some underwear.
I'm going back to Rita's now.
Oh, well, all right. Fine. I'll just try calling later. Love you. Ciao.
Oh, God!
Don't say anything.
Mm. Say what?
You were gonna say I look good. There's no need.
All right, mother, go ahead.
Aww!
You look so cute.
Oh, you're so handsome.
And he'll think the same thing, too.
I'm your mother give me some credit.
You think I don't notice these things?
Mom.
Oh. You look so handsome.
Mmm.
Hey.
It looks good, doesn't it?
Yeah, it all looks great!
- You look really good. - Thanks.
This wouldn't have happened if it wasn't for you.
- Come dance with me. - Give me a minute, you want a drink?
- Can you get me another? - Yeah, you bet.
Hey, what's up?
- Oh, you know. - Check out how many people showed.
People in this town are bored.
- This is a good song. You coming? - In a little while.
I can't believe Caio invited that guy.
Hello!
Caio has terrible taste in friends, apart from us.
And you too, of course. Obviously, you seem great.
- Let's go dance. - Come with us.
Felipe! Felipe!
- What's wrong? - Let go.
Where's Felipe?
- I don't understand. - How did the alarm go off?
Caio kissed another boy.
And Felipe saw.
What? Oh, no.
Felipe, what happened?
I don't want to talk to you, Caio. Go back to that friend of yours.
Are you talking about Denis? I didn't wanna kiss him.
Sure, of course you didn't. It was obvious that you didn't want to.
I thought it was you, okay?
Because we look so similar?
Caio, I'm not an idiot, you know?
When I saw you at the party you kissed me on the cheek.
I know why it's so hard for me to come out. Everyone already knows.
They can see it from a mile away.
You're the one who broke up the party.
Think it's easy for me to kiss another guy in front of everyone?
Then Denis is the lucky one.
Would you just listen for a second?
No, I won't.
Felipe.
Sweetie?
DAY 13
Caio's parents came back early because of this whole mess.
He said he was the one who pulled the fire alarm, did you know?
Caio left already.
Well, it's a shame.
Because he'll miss Musical Wednesday now.
Felipe, Beca already told me what happened.
I know how you must feel.
No, you don't know!
You have no idea what I'm feeling right now.
Come on. Everybody gets their heart broken when they're a teenager.
And you are beautiful, and incredible, and intelligent,
- and you have to know that-- - Stop, Mom! Stop lying!
- What? - You don't think I'm beautiful, Mom.
I do. I think you're the most beautiful thing in the world.
What are you talking about?
Please Mom, just stop. You don't think I'm beautiful.
If you did, you wouldn't ever stop me from eating junk.
- You wouldn't worry about my health. - What are you talking about?
And what do you know about love, Mom? Even Dad didn't want you.
DAY 14
Can I come in, Mom?
Of course, sweetheart.
I'm such an idiot.
I'm sorry, I never meant to say that to you, okay?
I'm really sorry.
Sweetheart, we say the worst things when we're angry.
Yeah, but that's no excuse, Mom.
You really like this guy.
Yeah, well, relationships are complicated.
I've been through a lot.
But I really feel like now, my morale is up.
I'm doing much better.
And even so, I still get upset when things don't work out.
Well, then that's their loss though.
It sure is.
And I am never going to let...
just a few bad apples ever make me give up on love anymore.
You sound like one of your K-dramas.
You know what I meant.
I guess what I'm saying...
is never give up on yourself.
You can't throw in the towel already just because of this heartbreak.
But let me give you one piece of advice, son...
Never let yourself fall in love with someone who...
who doesn't make you feel like you're beautiful.
You too, promise?
Mom,
- I love you. - I love you.
I do.
Come on, let's see.
"Revenge won't make you feel whole."
"It poisons and kills the soul. "
Wow, your grandma's doing Chaves impressions now.
- Chaves? Who's Chaves? - Chaves, from the TV show. Chaves.
- You really haven't heard of him? - I still don't know.
- What's up? - Don't look. No, Don't look.
The architect, slash, writer, slash, pilot is over there.
- He's here? - Yeah, don't look though, all right?
- Sneakers, sports jersey? You kidding me? - Shh!
I can't believe you actually cried over a man like that.
What are you doing?
Just so you know, you missed out on an amazing woman, know that?
- Uh, I'm sorry, do I know you? - How can you treat people like?
- Uh... Listen, I... - No, no, you have nothing to say! Shh!
Ah, right. Look, it's nothing personal. I just sort of had a--
Didn't you hear my son? I have nothing to say to you.
- Ah. - Thanks.
I don't wanna see you get upset over someone like that.
You're way too beautiful. Those bangs are iconic.
You know what I want?
For me to go and assault the guy?
No!
For you to be exactly who you are, but kind to yourself.
I LOVE HAVING FRIENDS
He's not replying to messages, so he might not have his phone.
- Thank you. What was his friend's name? - I tried tracking his phone.
Uh, Lígia.
Uh, no, um, I forgot the phone--
- Beca. What about Beca? - I don't like Beca.
- Sandra, listen-- - God, we had a fight!
We had a fight yesterday, and when I woke up...
- He had disappeared. He took a whole bag. - I know.
You have a fight that's one thing, him disappearing is another.
I don't know. I already... I... I already tried calling that...
What's going on?
Have you spoken to my son? Has he called you?
No. No, I haven't talked to him. Why?
Roberto has a friend at the police department, I'll call.
- Are you sure you haven't heard from him? - No. No, I haven't.
If there's been an accident, police can help.
- Maybe he's with friends. - Just protocol.
He doesn't have any. Where does he go when he's upset?
I just wish I had the courage to leave the Shire.
Leave the Shire...
Go on adventures. And do all the things I didn't do...
Hey, I need you over here!
Right Now. Hurry!
DAY 15
This town never has traffic.
- Beca! - Shit, I'm sorry.
What's going on?
- Wait, Felipe! Felipe! - Felipe!
Watch out for cars, Felipe!
Here I am, in a romantic comedy.
Again.
Only this time, the protagonist in the story is me.
Caio! Caio! Don't get on that bus!
What the hell are you doing?
I can't stay in that house anymore. I've got an Aunt in Sao Paolo.
I don't know, I'll figure it out.
Someone once told me that running from problems doesn't solve anything.
Well, this is different.
Caio, I saw your mom. She's really worried.
Good. That was the plan.
- I'm sorry, I gotta go. - Caio, you can't go, all right?
People are staring, Felipe.
So what? I don't care. I don't care!
I don't give a shit if people are staring!
I've spent my whole life worrying about what others would say.
I thought that staying hidden in my room would solve it all somehow.
But you changed that, too, Caio.
Because of you, I'm not afraid. So thank you.
It's okay if you wanna be with other guys. I don't care--
I don't care about other guys.
I just... I want you to stay.
I don't care if you're my boyfriend, I just wanna be with you.
Look, I've embarrassed myself enough
and don't know what to say, so--
Ahh!
- Maybe you saw a suitcase... - I don't think so.
A backpack. It was a backpack...
We've established that there was a bag. The question is where is he going.
- He didn't take a lot-- - There you are!
Caio! Where did you run off to, Caio? Where in the hell did you go?
How could you do something like that? Look at your mother!
- She's distraught. How could you run away? - You weren't at the house!
I'm done running.
I won't run away again.
What are you...?
You're trying to piss me off, Caio?
Did you know about this, Rita?
That they like each other?
Yeah, of course. Of course.
Of course you knew, and you encouraged it too, didn't you?
- Not at all. We can talk about it. - I don't wanna talk about it!
- I don't want to talk to anyone at all. - Okay.
I'm the stupid one.
Mom.
We're dating.
We are?
We are.
I won't run away again, but only if you can accept me.
I need you to.
We don't recognize you.
- It's like we don't even know you! - I haven't changed.
I'm just tired of hiding.
This is who I've always been.
All right, look, why don't you... Mauro!
Say something to your son. Tell him. Now!
You aren't gonna say anything? You have to say something, God!
Are you happy, son?
Well, then it's fine.
No, it's not fine, it's not fine. No, it's not fine.
No, it's not fine, Mauro.
Mauro, for God's sake, look at me. You have to talk to your son,
You... He's... He's gonna suffer!
- He's gonna suffer. - Sandra.
Sandra.
What if...?
No, no. No, no.
Just promise me one thing.
Don't ever run away from us again, okay?
What does your grandma say today?
"The whole world is yours."
It's ours.
My therapist gave me the most boring assignment ever.
Here are 15 things I learned in the last 15 days.
Oh, this could be a while.
Oh? May I?
Go ahead.
"I really like when we talk. And I like watching TV with you."
"I like going out on errands and dancing."
"I even like playing dodgeball."
"Turns out I really, really like having friends."
"I like spending the whole day with them, Doing nothing."
"I learned that I don't look bad in plaid or red."
"And getting drunk on persimmon liqueur is possible."
"I learned that I can be strong when I need to be."
"But it's okay to ask for a hug when things are tough."
That's all?
I love those sailor pajamas with the little shorts.
I also like hearing you talk about the things that you like.
I like kissing you
and touching you.
And you, you are
everything I want and more.
Thank you.
By my count, there's still one thing missing.
Do you trust me?