1 00:00:20,938 --> 00:00:22,856 Take your gates out of the road. That's the law. 2 00:00:22,940 --> 00:00:25,067 Figure it out, or you can spend some time in jail. 3 00:00:25,150 --> 00:00:26,902 I can have my gate. 4 00:00:26,985 --> 00:00:28,237 I don't have to let you through. 5 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:30,531 I wanted to get away from people. 6 00:00:30,614 --> 00:00:34,576 And then one of the crazies from out there moved out here. 7 00:00:41,291 --> 00:00:44,670 Those homeowners do not own the beach to the water. 8 00:00:44,753 --> 00:00:46,922 They're just entitled elitists 9 00:00:47,005 --> 00:00:48,882 that want to call the beach their backyard. 10 00:00:48,966 --> 00:00:51,301 That beach property might be sand, 11 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:53,345 but it's no different than your backyard. 12 00:00:53,428 --> 00:00:55,597 If someone were to come and set up a grill 13 00:00:55,681 --> 00:00:56,932 and a boom box without your permission, 14 00:00:57,015 --> 00:00:58,183 would you be upset? 15 00:00:58,267 --> 00:00:59,935 I never expected someone 16 00:01:00,018 --> 00:01:01,770 as far away as they are 17 00:01:01,853 --> 00:01:04,356 to cause me near the amount of problems that they have. 18 00:01:04,439 --> 00:01:06,108 This whole beach situation 19 00:01:06,191 --> 00:01:08,485 has pit neighbor against neighbor. 20 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:10,737 Get the fuck off my property now! 21 00:01:12,656 --> 00:01:14,658 Just got a bad neighbor over here. 22 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:15,951 He's unpredictable. 23 00:01:16,034 --> 00:01:17,035 He's gonna kill someone. 24 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:27,170 I didn't realize how in-depth you guys went on this. 25 00:01:27,254 --> 00:01:29,298 - What? - Apparently, this is a new fort. 26 00:01:31,550 --> 00:01:33,969 That was not the plan for those cinder blocks, but-- 27 00:01:34,052 --> 00:01:35,971 Well, can we keep it as this? 28 00:01:36,054 --> 00:01:37,306 Not forever. 29 00:01:37,389 --> 00:01:39,224 This was kind of the ultimate challenge. 30 00:01:39,308 --> 00:01:43,770 Can I come out here and take a piece of empty, barren land, 31 00:01:43,854 --> 00:01:45,355 and turn it into a home? 32 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:48,567 2020, when COVID really hit, kinda cemented that for us. 33 00:01:48,650 --> 00:01:50,861 Like get away from population centers. 34 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:52,279 When we first moved out here, 35 00:01:52,362 --> 00:01:54,031 we didn't really expect to have neighbor problems, 36 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:56,033 'cause we didn't really expect to have neighbors. 37 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:59,161 Hey y'all, can you not do that right now? 38 00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:01,413 Thank you. 39 00:02:01,496 --> 00:02:02,956 Those are my neighbors. 40 00:02:04,166 --> 00:02:07,210 Hi, my name is Seth, and this is my bug out 41 00:02:07,294 --> 00:02:08,754 that I built, my home. 42 00:02:08,837 --> 00:02:10,714 I moved out here in 2016, 43 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:13,216 to get out of the crazy that was going on in Portland. 44 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:16,595 On the 20th year of each century, there's been a plague. 45 00:02:16,678 --> 00:02:19,765 So, I told my wife we need to get out of here 46 00:02:19,848 --> 00:02:21,516 before 2020 hits. 47 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:25,896 We came out here where we could slow down, where we can just live our day. 48 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:28,690 We can work with our horses where it's quiet. 49 00:02:28,774 --> 00:02:31,693 When I first met Josh, he wanted to put gates up in the road. 50 00:02:31,777 --> 00:02:33,779 I told him, you can't do that, man. 51 00:02:33,862 --> 00:02:36,990 Horses have been taking that road for hundreds of years, 52 00:02:37,074 --> 00:02:38,700 you know, since the cowboys have been out here 53 00:02:38,784 --> 00:02:40,661 and the natives have been out here. 54 00:02:40,744 --> 00:02:44,998 The beef with our neighbors started even before we actually got to move out here. 55 00:02:45,082 --> 00:02:47,292 Yeah. So, we've got all the pictures of 56 00:02:47,376 --> 00:02:50,337 the listing of what it showed out here. 57 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:53,548 These beautiful green fields of luscious grass. 58 00:02:53,632 --> 00:02:55,967 And there's no horses anywhere. 59 00:02:56,051 --> 00:02:58,679 And then, this is what happened when we actually got out here. 60 00:02:58,762 --> 00:03:00,722 Ha! Hey! 61 00:03:00,806 --> 00:03:02,766 These guys are just nuisances. They're pests. 62 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:04,685 If they break my fence, I have to fix it. 63 00:03:04,768 --> 00:03:07,854 If they get in and they eat my hay, then I have to replace that. 64 00:03:07,938 --> 00:03:09,606 They have food. They have grain. 65 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:11,983 If you would open your gate, they could get to it. 66 00:03:12,067 --> 00:03:13,610 I can have my gate. 67 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:15,529 Especially since this is not a public road, 68 00:03:15,612 --> 00:03:16,738 this is a private road. 69 00:03:16,822 --> 00:03:18,448 Look, bro, we ain't doing this today. 70 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:19,533 Get outta here! 71 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:22,744 You're not allowed to take a motorized vehicle 72 00:03:22,828 --> 00:03:24,538 and run up on an animal. 73 00:03:24,621 --> 00:03:25,914 That is against the law. 74 00:03:25,997 --> 00:03:27,791 I have never read a law that says it is illegal 75 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:29,584 to scare horses with engine sounds. 76 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:33,296 He was told more than once, quit chasing the horses. 77 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:34,506 By us. 78 00:03:34,589 --> 00:03:36,007 By Randall. 79 00:03:36,091 --> 00:03:41,304 My name is Randall Oberg, and I'm neighbors with Josh and Brittany. 80 00:03:41,388 --> 00:03:43,807 It's against the law to chase the horses. 81 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:50,188 The gate became a reality shortly after one of our neighbors, Randall, 82 00:03:50,272 --> 00:03:52,524 threatened to kill me and my wife 83 00:03:52,607 --> 00:03:54,109 for about 15 minutes. 84 00:03:57,154 --> 00:03:58,989 It was the first thing in the morning. 85 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:03,034 I'm sitting down drinking my first cup of coffee, 86 00:04:03,118 --> 00:04:04,745 and I see the horses come running. 87 00:04:04,828 --> 00:04:07,956 I know somebody on a four-wheeler is chasing my horses. 88 00:04:11,793 --> 00:04:14,379 I just called his wife a cunt on his own property. 89 00:04:14,463 --> 00:04:16,882 I probably would have been upset myself. 90 00:04:16,965 --> 00:04:21,136 What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do? 91 00:04:21,219 --> 00:04:22,512 During the confrontation, 92 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:25,474 he started out very emotionally high, very violent. 93 00:04:25,557 --> 00:04:27,934 And then he kinda came down a little bit. 94 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:37,569 From that moment on, my kids were terrified. 95 00:04:37,652 --> 00:04:40,530 And the gate became a security blanket for them. 96 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:42,491 Kind of makes you feel secure. 97 00:04:42,574 --> 00:04:45,744 I feel like he's gonna come drag my dad outside 98 00:04:45,827 --> 00:04:47,078 and try and kill him. 99 00:04:48,163 --> 00:04:52,292 It's not fun having to have the gate, but that's the nature of the beast. 100 00:04:53,084 --> 00:04:55,921 What do you expect to happen? This was your fault. 101 00:04:56,004 --> 00:04:59,633 You moved into a pasture. You put fences up everywhere. 102 00:04:59,716 --> 00:05:01,384 You started fighting with the neighbors. 103 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:03,929 They've been out here doing whatever they wanted for years. 104 00:05:04,012 --> 00:05:06,014 And now I'm standing up for what is mine 105 00:05:06,097 --> 00:05:08,308 and what I have rights to. And they don't like that. 106 00:05:08,391 --> 00:05:09,851 You bring the country to the town, 107 00:05:09,935 --> 00:05:12,187 but you don't bring the town to the country. 108 00:05:12,562 --> 00:05:14,231 Leave your city shit in the city. 109 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:17,275 You want to live like this in the city, go live in the city. 110 00:05:19,402 --> 00:05:21,363 Right now we're going to Lake Causeway. 111 00:05:21,446 --> 00:05:23,156 It's my typical beach that I go to. 112 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:27,410 You have a little space of public beach surrounded by private. 113 00:05:27,911 --> 00:05:29,704 My kids don't want to come here with me anymore, though. 114 00:05:29,788 --> 00:05:32,123 They are full of anxiety. The whole time, she's like, 115 00:05:32,207 --> 00:05:33,750 "Mom, do you-- Is he here? Do you see him?" 116 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:35,627 She just spends her whole time 117 00:05:35,710 --> 00:05:37,128 looking for the property manager 118 00:05:37,212 --> 00:05:40,006 that always harasses people. 119 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:42,801 Toddler in action. 120 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:46,721 Our manager called me. I'm just down here 121 00:05:46,805 --> 00:05:49,140 to let you know that you're on private property. 122 00:05:49,432 --> 00:05:54,855 My first altercation with Brent was when he took pictures of my daughter. 123 00:05:54,938 --> 00:05:57,607 You need to stop recording my daughter right now, 124 00:05:57,691 --> 00:06:00,068 or I'm going to make this your worst day ever. 125 00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:01,236 Do you hear me? 126 00:06:04,823 --> 00:06:07,367 My name is Brent Fuller. I'm a property manager. 127 00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:09,578 I'm there to keep the public aware 128 00:06:09,661 --> 00:06:11,413 that this is private property. 129 00:06:11,496 --> 00:06:13,456 We still have that Sara Day lady come out here, 130 00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:15,625 harasses the crap out of me and the owners all the time. 131 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:17,711 She drives past ten public beaches 132 00:06:17,794 --> 00:06:19,629 to come down here and harass me. 133 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:22,340 At this point, I think she's, like, in love with me. 134 00:06:22,424 --> 00:06:24,301 You're a chair boy. 135 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:27,262 You're a chair boy. That's all you'll ever be. 136 00:06:27,345 --> 00:06:28,555 Yes, they are trespassing. 137 00:06:28,638 --> 00:06:30,891 And, yes, I video them and take pictures of 'em. 138 00:06:30,974 --> 00:06:32,225 You're on private property... You're still on private property... 139 00:06:32,309 --> 00:06:34,644 - You're on private property. - Quit videotaping me! 140 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:36,229 - Hey! - Quit touching me! 141 00:06:37,188 --> 00:06:39,357 Why don't you shut your fucking mouth and don't say anything? 142 00:06:39,441 --> 00:06:40,942 Put your hands behind your back, you pussy! 143 00:06:41,026 --> 00:06:42,193 Will you please get off my property? 144 00:06:42,277 --> 00:06:43,236 Will you please leave me alone? 145 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:44,321 Will you please get off my property? 146 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:45,447 Will you please leave me alone? 147 00:06:45,530 --> 00:06:47,240 The homeowners have given him 148 00:06:47,324 --> 00:06:48,950 authority to run people off the beach. 149 00:06:49,784 --> 00:06:52,537 They just hired a bulldog to go do it for 'em. 150 00:06:54,289 --> 00:06:58,084 The private beach that is private today, was never public. 151 00:06:58,168 --> 00:06:59,669 It was controlled by the private beach owners 152 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:01,630 who take care of the beach, take care of the turtles, 153 00:07:01,713 --> 00:07:04,966 make sure that the holes are filled, make sure nobody's getting too crazy. 154 00:07:05,050 --> 00:07:07,552 That squelched the rowdiness 155 00:07:07,636 --> 00:07:09,679 and the anarchy that's well known 156 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:11,181 on public beaches across the country. 157 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:13,892 People taking our chairs off of our decks, 158 00:07:13,975 --> 00:07:15,894 people actually coming off the beach 159 00:07:15,977 --> 00:07:18,229 and defecating underneath our house. 160 00:07:18,313 --> 00:07:21,608 I am familiar with Eric Wilhelm. He is a beachfront owner. 161 00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:24,736 Sara got involved. She's extremely active. 162 00:07:24,819 --> 00:07:27,322 This is actually an exchange between he and I. 163 00:07:27,405 --> 00:07:30,033 "Psychotic, screaming tirades on the beach 164 00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:31,952 by hysterical liberals." 165 00:07:32,035 --> 00:07:34,079 He's just really disrespectful. 166 00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:35,538 I'm sorry if I hurt people's feelings. 167 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:37,707 This discussion is not a comfortable discussion. 168 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:38,667 Let's get it done. 169 00:07:38,750 --> 00:07:40,794 If I can ever find some sane people 170 00:07:40,877 --> 00:07:42,796 on the other side that are willing to talk to me, 171 00:07:42,879 --> 00:07:44,214 I would search to the end of the earth 172 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:46,299 to try and solve this problem, 'cause it's a big one. 173 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:48,760 I need to go check if the gate's open. 174 00:07:48,843 --> 00:07:51,805 See if I can check on my horses before this storm comes in. 175 00:07:51,888 --> 00:07:54,140 Some people have this mental blockage in their head 176 00:07:54,224 --> 00:07:56,059 that they just can't get right. 177 00:07:56,142 --> 00:07:59,396 Some obstinate thing that, you know, "I won't give in." 178 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:02,440 If there's a lock and a chain, I'm gonna have to call the cops again. 179 00:08:02,524 --> 00:08:04,067 And the gate is shut. 180 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:06,027 The dumbass has locked it again. 181 00:08:07,070 --> 00:08:08,488 It's a road! 182 00:08:08,571 --> 00:08:10,699 I need to use the road! 183 00:08:10,782 --> 00:08:13,201 And he just stands there and stares at you. 184 00:08:13,284 --> 00:08:15,537 He's probably trying to give me some mad dog look, 185 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:17,247 thinking that somehow that I'm the bad guy. 186 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:21,209 I'm calling the cops again. This guy is just such a piece of shit. 187 00:08:21,710 --> 00:08:23,336 Picture sound on your TV? 188 00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:25,005 Let's get ready for this. 189 00:08:25,088 --> 00:08:26,297 I heard you. 190 00:08:27,924 --> 00:08:31,011 Court is in session. This is Robert Collins versus 191 00:08:31,094 --> 00:08:32,929 Joshua and Brittany Alspaw. 192 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:35,932 They've pushed their easement into other people's properties. 193 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:37,851 And it's been 18 months and running. 194 00:08:37,934 --> 00:08:39,936 Even though we're way out in the middle of nowhere, 195 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:41,479 we still have a right to a speedy trial. 196 00:08:41,563 --> 00:08:43,023 This is not a criminal case, sir. 197 00:08:43,106 --> 00:08:45,275 The right to a speedy trial applies to criminal matters. 198 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:47,193 What he's doing is criminal matters. 199 00:08:48,403 --> 00:08:49,738 You've mentioned mediation. 200 00:08:49,821 --> 00:08:53,116 Your Honor, I think that a mediation could potentially be successful. 201 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:54,826 Well, let's do that. 202 00:08:54,909 --> 00:08:56,745 I will schedule a mediation 203 00:08:56,828 --> 00:08:58,872 for as soon as reasonably possible. 204 00:08:58,955 --> 00:09:00,331 Thank you all. We'll be adjourned. 205 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:05,045 Farewell we call 206 00:09:05,128 --> 00:09:08,089 ...to hearth and hall 207 00:09:08,173 --> 00:09:11,718 This is a production of the "Misty Mountains Cold" 208 00:09:11,801 --> 00:09:14,554 from the Hobbit movies sung by The Wellermen 209 00:09:14,637 --> 00:09:16,931 and a bunch of other guys, me included. 210 00:09:17,015 --> 00:09:20,310 It currently is at 4.5 million views. 211 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:22,896 So, I do have a TikTok channel called The Bearded Bard. 212 00:09:24,355 --> 00:09:26,858 I'm a dude with a phone who has a lot of people who watch him. 213 00:09:28,026 --> 00:09:30,904 I use that as advertising for my woodworking 214 00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:32,238 and blacksmithing business. 215 00:09:32,322 --> 00:09:36,409 So I'm over here working on a small batch of the kitchen axes 216 00:09:36,493 --> 00:09:37,952 and should be done by the end of the week! 217 00:09:38,036 --> 00:09:40,288 And I keep making things and you keep being happy 218 00:09:40,371 --> 00:09:41,372 watching me make them. 219 00:09:41,456 --> 00:09:43,124 Yeah, let's do that. 220 00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:45,543 Y'all, we are back in-- 221 00:09:45,627 --> 00:09:47,837 I love playing multiple characters. 222 00:09:48,630 --> 00:09:51,800 And lo and behold, people loved them. 223 00:09:51,883 --> 00:09:54,260 My name is Todd Grimm. I am a dwarf cleric. 224 00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:55,762 I'm D'Artagnan the Bard. 225 00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:57,472 I am known as "The Wizard." 226 00:09:57,555 --> 00:09:59,432 Smeagol... 227 00:10:01,184 --> 00:10:04,729 Why does it cry, Smeagol? 228 00:10:04,813 --> 00:10:07,023 Half of his life is a fantasy. 229 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:09,234 Half of his life is a lie. 230 00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:13,404 And the rest, I have no clue. 231 00:10:13,488 --> 00:10:15,406 Because I only see what I see on TikTok. 232 00:10:15,490 --> 00:10:17,450 Now, Starla, I would ask you to leave me alone... 233 00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:18,451 See? He calls me by name. 234 00:10:18,535 --> 00:10:21,412 What are you going to do to keep your horses away 235 00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:23,039 because this is borderline harassment. 236 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:24,541 The neighbor drama videos 237 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:27,085 were reaching into the hundreds of thousands, 238 00:10:27,168 --> 00:10:28,753 if not millions of views. 239 00:10:28,837 --> 00:10:30,630 People like those videos because they like drama. 240 00:10:30,713 --> 00:10:33,716 And I'll be real, I probably fed into that a little bit. 241 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,761 Somehow this idiot has two million followers, 242 00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:40,765 to threaten us over here that we're doing bad stuff. 243 00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:44,936 "You and your inbred family are disgraceful cunts." 244 00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:46,604 "Kill yourself, fat cunt." 245 00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:50,400 This comment is from "Ogre," which I believe is Seth. 246 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,569 "You can roll play. Great! 247 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,779 Can you Role Play that you're a decent neighbor?" 248 00:10:54,863 --> 00:10:57,907 "...if you only knew the real beardedtard." 249 00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:59,200 You're gonna have to try a lot harder, man. 250 00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:00,535 I'm a fat guy on the internet. 251 00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:02,871 "...but the beardedtard is the bad guy here. 252 00:11:02,954 --> 00:11:05,665 You must be a liberal if you believe that idiot." 253 00:11:05,748 --> 00:11:09,169 I'd have to guess that they were ultraconservative? 254 00:11:09,252 --> 00:11:12,630 That's pretty much the only group that uses the word "liberal" as an insult. 255 00:11:12,714 --> 00:11:14,632 You know, to my neighbor Josh, you know, 256 00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:16,926 if you did a little research, you would find out 257 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:19,679 that all of your fears, there's nothing to it. 258 00:11:19,762 --> 00:11:21,764 He's not looking into anything he's heard. 259 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:24,851 What we really need to worry about, instead of me and my neighbor fighting, 260 00:11:24,934 --> 00:11:29,814 we need to get together as we the people and do something about this government 261 00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:31,191 and what they do here. 262 00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:34,235 It's an orgy of evidence. This is a big setup. 263 00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:37,697 So, I just started doing research, and research, and research, 264 00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:41,701 and finding out the truth of the world, of what's really going on. 265 00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:43,494 When you go in that rabbit hole, 266 00:11:43,578 --> 00:11:45,705 it gets really scary because then you see stuff. 267 00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:51,836 It was taken down by explosives. 268 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:55,673 Oh, my God, my entire planet is run by a satanic cult. 269 00:11:55,757 --> 00:11:57,842 What they're doing with all the children, 270 00:11:57,926 --> 00:11:59,344 there's adrenochrome harvesting... 271 00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:00,970 ...they're doing a lot of sexual stuff. 272 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:03,556 There is a worldwide conspiracy going on. 273 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,725 I sound crazy when I say it, but I don't care. 274 00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:06,809 It's the truth. 275 00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:08,937 I'd love to see people wake up. 276 00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:12,815 If everybody else knew what I knew, and had seen what I seen, 277 00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:15,068 the world would change, like, today. 278 00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:21,241 You need to stop recording my daughter... 279 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:29,290 When I had the altercation with Brent I sent that video to Shoreline Defender. 280 00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:34,629 Shoreline Defender came into play when that person realized 281 00:12:34,712 --> 00:12:36,673 what was actually happening on the beaches. 282 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,758 They decided that people needed to know. 283 00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:43,137 I understand why Shoreline might want to remain... 284 00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:44,472 anonymous. 285 00:12:44,555 --> 00:12:46,975 A lot of people in our town are afraid. 286 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:49,477 Get in. 287 00:12:50,311 --> 00:12:51,938 Get in, get in. Come on. 288 00:12:52,647 --> 00:12:54,524 People have lost their jobs. 289 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,776 They've been blackmailed. They've been stalked. 290 00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:58,945 They've been followed. I'm hiding my face. 291 00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:01,406 And you can refer to me as Shoreline Defender. 292 00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:03,574 I started this page 293 00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:05,868 just to monitor the situation on the beach. 294 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:08,162 Especially once our Backstreet Boy moved in. 295 00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:09,914 Things really started getting ugly. 296 00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:12,208 Brian Littrell is suing a Florida county, 297 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:16,296 accusing the sheriff there of refusing to keep people off his private beach. 298 00:13:16,379 --> 00:13:19,132 That beach "access" doesn't entitle you to public beach. 299 00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:22,510 These celebrities and elites are so terrified of regular people, 300 00:13:22,593 --> 00:13:25,471 they'll hire vendors who are basically beach Nazis. 301 00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:27,682 And the king of these losers is Brent, 302 00:13:27,765 --> 00:13:29,475 the sunburnt scarecrow. 303 00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:30,560 I never peel. 304 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:34,981 Shoreline Defender gave me the nickname "The Sunburnt Scarecrow." 305 00:13:35,064 --> 00:13:37,567 'Cause you can just see how burnt I am every day. 306 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:40,570 But it's like all they live for is, "Let's go harass Brent." 307 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,488 There's some crazy people out here. 308 00:13:42,572 --> 00:13:44,157 They could just read all this stuff online, 309 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,034 come down and just shoot me, 310 00:13:46,117 --> 00:13:47,327 shoot me in the head. 311 00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:52,040 Yes, that's crossed my mind several times, but it's part of my job. 312 00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:52,999 I love what I do. 313 00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:55,460 I love protecting private property rights. 314 00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:56,711 I'd do it for free. 315 00:13:56,794 --> 00:14:00,673 The last five years have been tough. They've been really tough on the family. 316 00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:03,426 My family doesn't feel safe. People threaten us. 317 00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:04,802 "We should burn their houses down." 318 00:14:04,886 --> 00:14:06,262 There's been pictures of lynchings 319 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:07,638 of beachfront owners. 320 00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:09,682 There's pictures of guns on beachfront owners. 321 00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:15,938 How do you know about that? 322 00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:23,780 - Hi. - Hi. 323 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,990 Do you guys know that you can sit down here, too? 324 00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:27,784 - No. - We developed an app 325 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,286 that tells you how much space you have 326 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,622 seaward of the mean high water line, which is public space 327 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:34,290 - for everybody. Always. - Oh, wow. Alright. 328 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:35,583 This is amazing. 329 00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:37,627 - Shoreline Defender. - That's a must. 330 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,837 Going to the beach should not be contentious. 331 00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:41,881 Keep you from getting into arguments with the homeowner. 332 00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:44,801 Honestly, that's the hope. Shoreline Defender app. Yep. 333 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,969 - Nice name. - Yep. Yeah, right? 334 00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:48,096 Today is July 4th. 335 00:14:48,179 --> 00:14:50,223 We're about to throw out a thousand of these. 336 00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:52,433 On the back of the koozie is a QR code. 337 00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:53,893 We developed an app 338 00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:55,853 that tells people where they can sit on any of our beaches. 339 00:14:55,937 --> 00:14:58,606 - That is amazing! - To the feet! 340 00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:01,275 We are telling the public what their rights are. 341 00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:05,613 It's not a good app. It confuses me. 342 00:15:05,696 --> 00:15:08,783 It took me ten minutes to figure out how to even make it work. 343 00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:11,953 And I just downloaded the app just now, just out of curiosity. 344 00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:15,498 It's got me logged in at the beach, and I'm not even at the beach. 345 00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:18,376 So, it's just gon' make the sheriff's job harder. 346 00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:20,378 It's gon' make property manager jobs harder. 347 00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:22,797 This app is definitely gonna cause total chaos. 348 00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:26,759 I'm here looking for wristbands. No wristbands. 349 00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:29,804 Have you seen these signs over here, 350 00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:31,681 say you have to have a wristband to be on the beach? 351 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,683 - Oh, yeah. - What the hell is that about? 352 00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:36,519 - It's a beach! - I know, it's nuts, man. It's nuts. 353 00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:42,275 Hey! Hey! 354 00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:46,154 Doing a little audit of all the beaches. 355 00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:49,031 I heard about the Santa Rosa controversy. 356 00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:50,032 It's a free press. 357 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,701 I tell people all the time that 358 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:54,454 our rights are like muscles. 359 00:15:54,537 --> 00:15:57,123 If we don't exercise them, we will lose them. 360 00:15:57,206 --> 00:16:02,170 If you can see it, you can shoot it. You cannot trespass the eyes. 361 00:16:02,253 --> 00:16:06,007 My lovely fiancée and I are First Amendment auditors. 362 00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:08,342 - That's our job. - Fuck yourself. 363 00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:09,385 Go fuck yourself! 364 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,262 - Hey, hey! - Stop taking pictures. 365 00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:12,388 You are not allowed to record me. 366 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:13,556 You need to shut that off. 367 00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:15,016 Stop taking pictures of you right now? 368 00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:16,767 Yeah, no. That's not gonna happen. 369 00:16:16,851 --> 00:16:18,728 I'm taking photos on a public sidewalk. 370 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:19,812 And that's what he's arresting me for. 371 00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:21,564 Hmm. Curious. 372 00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:25,193 Stacey and I actually used to be members of a religious cult. 373 00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:26,319 The Mormons. 374 00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:27,487 I disguised myself 375 00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:29,614 and went back into the cult incognito 376 00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:31,157 with hidden cameras. 377 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:34,535 And I recorded a lot of the uber-secret ceremonies 378 00:16:34,619 --> 00:16:36,454 and rituals that they have in their temples. 379 00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:40,208 I've had numerous people assault me or threaten to assault me. 380 00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:41,292 Excuse me. Whoa, whoa! 381 00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:42,627 Touch my camera again, 382 00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:44,003 you're getting tased, motherfucker. 383 00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:45,213 Ooh, you gonna hit me? You gonna hit me? 384 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:47,423 You're a little fuckin' worm. 385 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:48,591 I've got a taser. 386 00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:51,219 You are touching me. Get away from me! 387 00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:52,720 If it's your time, it's your time. 388 00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:55,973 And if some psycho comes out and shoots me, you know, it's-- 389 00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:57,642 It's my time to go, I guess. 390 00:16:57,725 --> 00:16:59,227 And he died doing what he loved. 391 00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:00,520 Yeah, and I died doing what I loved: 392 00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:03,523 Defending our rights and exercising my rights. 393 00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:08,569 This whole thing has really put stressors on our relationship. 394 00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:10,112 We're in the hole. 395 00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:13,199 And money is one of the things that stresses Brit out the most. 396 00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:14,700 I don't think she'd leave. 397 00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,453 But I think she would separate from me. 398 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:22,917 If I was not doing my job as the husband, I think she'd basically just say, 399 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,962 "You find a different bed to sleep in, this one's mine." 400 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:28,881 So, I've been doing everything I can to bring money in. 401 00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:31,676 If none of this neighbor stuff would have happened, 402 00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:34,011 we wouldn't be in this situation monetarily 403 00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:35,638 that we're in currently. 404 00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:38,683 We wouldn't be in the situation emotionally that we're in currently. 405 00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:40,268 Which sucks. 406 00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,020 Okay. Run for your life. 407 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,321 This is a cave I'm building. 408 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,657 It's my fallout shelter, 409 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,784 slash, science project. 410 00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:59,745 There's really a likelihood of a world war happening. 411 00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:02,748 Me and my family are gonna come down here and hide out 412 00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:06,627 and wait for the blast waves and stuff to stop. 413 00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:10,298 When me and Josh were getting along fine and there was no issue, and-- 414 00:18:10,381 --> 00:18:14,051 Even though he is a shithead, I would still let him in, 415 00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:15,469 if there was something bad going on 416 00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:18,264 and he needed to get away and be safe, you know. 417 00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:20,516 I would save him, you know, if I could. 418 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:24,645 They know they're not supposed to be over here. 419 00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:26,856 They have been told, "You are trespassed. 420 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:28,649 You are not allowed to ride through here." 421 00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:30,943 But it looks like they are simply ignoring that 422 00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:32,653 and doing it anyway, again. 423 00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:34,697 Oh, they're coming straight at us. 424 00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:44,081 Actually, yeah. We lost that like a year ago. 425 00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:47,501 Thank you, thank you. 426 00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:49,462 I've been wondering where that thing was. 427 00:18:50,004 --> 00:18:51,589 Yeah! Yeah! 428 00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:57,928 - Mm-hmm. - And they're all riding where they're 429 00:18:58,012 --> 00:18:59,513 - not supposed to be riding. - Yeah. 430 00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:14,111 Get 'er done, son. 431 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:23,329 When it boils down to the end of the day and this mediation, 432 00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:26,457 I don't know, I just really, really, really pray and hope that 433 00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:29,752 he decides to do the right thing because that's what neighbors do. 434 00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:32,797 To go good, but how I think it's gonna go? Not so good. 435 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:35,174 Yeah. Him bringing the city out here is never gonna work. 436 00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:36,926 I don't know. Even gates ain't from the city. 437 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,302 I think he's just stupid. 438 00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:41,055 I love you, kid. We'll work through this. 439 00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:52,024 Hey, everybody! "KULT News" back again with another video. 440 00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:54,902 Today, we're in Santa Rosa Beach, Florida, 441 00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:59,031 where we heard some local patriots had to create an entire phone app 442 00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:01,325 just to figure out where they could sit on the beach 443 00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:02,743 without being harassed. 444 00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:04,120 What you filming today? 445 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,414 Oh, just doing a little beach blog. 446 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:13,170 Alright, when you say "It's all private property..." 447 00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:16,841 Don't take this the wrong way, please. 448 00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:19,093 That's the stupidest fuckin' thing I've ever heard. 449 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,263 This is not my first rodeo, my friend. 450 00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:24,974 You're wrong. And you're gonna find out the hard way. 451 00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:26,642 You can have the sheriff come out here and tell me 452 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:28,602 I'm on private property, and then I'll leave. 453 00:20:28,686 --> 00:20:30,020 But you're wrong 'cause I've looked it up. 454 00:20:30,104 --> 00:20:32,022 Didn't work out so well for you, did it, friend? 455 00:20:32,106 --> 00:20:33,441 You think I'm trouble, wait 'til I have 456 00:20:33,524 --> 00:20:35,609 a hundred of my friends out here on this beach. 457 00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:40,823 I don't care if your kids are out here. I'm out here too. 458 00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:42,783 Sure enough, I'm out here for like five minutes 459 00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:44,452 and this loser up here 460 00:20:44,535 --> 00:20:46,954 tries to tell me that I'm on private property here. 461 00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:49,039 These people have lost their freakin' minds. 462 00:20:49,123 --> 00:20:51,125 Now they're gonna learn a valuable lesson today. 463 00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:54,003 You go tell your little Backstreet Boy, tenant over there, 464 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,297 I said, "I want it my way." 465 00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:57,256 That's where you sing... 466 00:20:59,008 --> 00:21:01,135 I think I just found something to do for the day on the beach. 467 00:21:03,304 --> 00:21:06,807 Oh, sweet! I could use some shade. Thanks. Appreciate it. Yeah. 468 00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:09,518 If you touch me with that, I'm gonna-- 469 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:10,811 Hey, you're touching me! 470 00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:11,937 Do not touch my fucking mom. 471 00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:13,189 She's pushing me with that. 472 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:14,398 I'm gonna pepper-spray you, dude. 473 00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:16,525 Back off! She came over here and touched me with that. 474 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:17,943 - You wanna get-- - I did not touch you. 475 00:21:18,027 --> 00:21:19,737 Yes, you did! You're gonna get pepper-sprayed. 476 00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:21,113 Back off, lady! Back off! 477 00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:22,239 If you pepper-spray me, you're going-- 478 00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:23,407 - Back off! - I didn't touch you. 479 00:21:23,491 --> 00:21:25,075 - You most certainly did. - Are you a pedophile? 480 00:21:25,159 --> 00:21:26,744 - Are you a child? - Are you a pedophile? 481 00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:28,913 - Are you a child? - My kids are out here. 482 00:21:29,330 --> 00:21:31,040 "You must be a pedophile." 483 00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:33,542 No, no, I'm just out here with a camera, 484 00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:35,377 flexing my freedoms. 485 00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:37,338 - Here's a sheriff's deputy - We asked you not to video. 486 00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:40,549 Why are you recording everyone? 487 00:21:44,178 --> 00:21:46,055 You have lost your freaking mind. 488 00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:48,808 You may wanna call your boss... 489 00:21:48,891 --> 00:21:50,226 - You're gonna get educated. - You are very wrong. 490 00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:51,310 I will call my boss, sir. 491 00:21:55,689 --> 00:21:58,067 He said he was using the app. 492 00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:00,486 - Oh, my gosh. - This is really not what we need. 493 00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:02,321 Gosh. Do we know the precursor to this? 494 00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:05,366 I think this guy is like some First Amendment type guy. 495 00:22:05,449 --> 00:22:07,993 We gotta do something about this, because this is just 496 00:22:08,077 --> 00:22:10,621 feeding right into what the homeowners want. 497 00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:13,249 She rented this house... 498 00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:16,627 ...private property! 499 00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:18,671 He knew my name. I've never seen this guy before, 500 00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:21,549 but he was obviously out of his mind. 501 00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:23,509 Back off! 502 00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:25,219 She came over here and touched me with that. 503 00:22:25,302 --> 00:22:26,846 Things are starting to escalate. 504 00:22:26,929 --> 00:22:29,431 You're gonna get pepper-sprayed. Back off, lady! Back off! 505 00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:33,519 Somebody's gonna get hurt. Somebody is gonna get hurt. 506 00:22:33,602 --> 00:22:35,104 Hi, is this Mike? 507 00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:41,277 So, I am concerned about your video coming out 508 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,445 and setting us back for all the work we've done. 509 00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:52,663 They-- 510 00:22:52,746 --> 00:22:54,331 I totally agree with you. 511 00:22:58,711 --> 00:23:00,546 Well, and that's, you know, 512 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,631 that plays into their game of, "they don't feel safe." 513 00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:09,471 That's like exactly what we don't want. 514 00:23:09,555 --> 00:23:13,225 We are not here to incite. We are here to help educate. 515 00:23:13,309 --> 00:23:18,480 Both our side and the homeowners don't want that kind of stuff down there. 516 00:23:18,564 --> 00:23:21,358 Well, Eric Wilhelm mentioned, 517 00:23:21,442 --> 00:23:23,861 he wants to sit down and talk with people. 518 00:23:23,944 --> 00:23:26,322 And we could actually come up with a solution. 519 00:23:27,281 --> 00:23:30,075 You know I have this need to fix things, right? 520 00:23:30,159 --> 00:23:32,119 I need to solve problems. So, I've reached out 521 00:23:32,202 --> 00:23:34,288 and tried to get all of these activists 522 00:23:34,371 --> 00:23:35,998 over time to have a discussion with me, 523 00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:37,499 publicly, as you know. 524 00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:40,210 I've finally got one. Sara has agreed to sit down with me. 525 00:23:40,294 --> 00:23:42,421 Our world today lacks this kind of, 526 00:23:42,504 --> 00:23:43,881 you know, productive debate. 527 00:23:43,964 --> 00:23:46,008 Today, facts don't really drive the conversation 528 00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:47,301 - more than emotions. - Right. 529 00:23:47,384 --> 00:23:49,011 And you know me, right? I don't have emotions. 530 00:23:49,094 --> 00:23:50,471 Yeah, that's true. True. 531 00:23:50,554 --> 00:23:52,806 I don't have any feelings. 532 00:24:07,404 --> 00:24:09,198 - Hello, Sara Day. - Hey, Eric. 533 00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:10,491 - How are you? - Good to meet you. 534 00:24:10,574 --> 00:24:11,492 - Good to meet you, too. - Over here fine? 535 00:24:11,575 --> 00:24:12,743 Long time coming. 536 00:24:13,869 --> 00:24:16,288 Yeah. Sure. Sure. 537 00:24:16,372 --> 00:24:19,416 We have been mismanaged with blurred lines and misinformation and confusion. 538 00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:21,001 Absolutely, you have. 539 00:24:21,085 --> 00:24:22,169 - And that stops now. - Absolutely, yeah. 540 00:24:22,252 --> 00:24:24,004 That is something that has to stop. 541 00:24:24,088 --> 00:24:26,048 Absolutely. Do you know where it's coming from? 542 00:24:26,131 --> 00:24:27,716 - Where is that coming from? - It's coming from the county. 543 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:29,259 - And I have-- - Would you agree with that? 544 00:24:29,343 --> 00:24:30,552 - Absolutely. - Yeah. And that's a problem. 545 00:24:30,636 --> 00:24:32,096 And I have addressed that many times. 546 00:24:32,179 --> 00:24:33,430 'Cause what does that do? That causes conflict. Right? 547 00:24:33,514 --> 00:24:36,558 Because then there's more defense and more ropes and more signs. 548 00:24:36,642 --> 00:24:39,979 I hate signs more than anybody hates-- More than you hate signs. 549 00:24:40,062 --> 00:24:41,438 I guess while we're talking about it, 550 00:24:41,522 --> 00:24:43,649 I would like to know your plan to heal the community. 551 00:24:43,732 --> 00:24:45,901 Well, the first thing that I got to do is find somebody from the other side 552 00:24:45,985 --> 00:24:47,778 that's willing to work with me 'cause I can't do it myself. 553 00:24:47,861 --> 00:24:48,904 Has that been difficult for you? 554 00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:50,322 It's been impossible 'cause nobody'll step up 555 00:24:50,406 --> 00:24:53,242 because they don't have any logic. 556 00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:55,244 Truly, you just made my next point for me, 557 00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:57,246 'cause you throw names around that are-- 558 00:24:57,329 --> 00:24:58,831 Names? What names do I throw around? 559 00:24:58,914 --> 00:25:01,250 Hmm. "Carnival barkers." "The Liberal Mob." 560 00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:05,671 There's a lot of solution to be had if we get our heads out of the sand 561 00:25:05,754 --> 00:25:07,715 and quit fighting over semantics. 562 00:25:07,798 --> 00:25:10,175 No, you're not-- You're not being kind and respectful, Eric. 563 00:25:10,259 --> 00:25:11,802 You are a disrespectful human. 564 00:25:11,885 --> 00:25:14,680 Private beach owners don't want to have their names drawn up, 565 00:25:14,763 --> 00:25:17,516 stuff taken off their decks, defecated underneath their decks, 566 00:25:17,599 --> 00:25:18,809 people parking in their driveways. 567 00:25:18,892 --> 00:25:20,894 Saying that people are afraid for their kids 568 00:25:20,978 --> 00:25:21,979 and afraid for their families. 569 00:25:22,062 --> 00:25:23,772 I don't know that you're ready to compromise. 570 00:25:23,856 --> 00:25:25,733 Why can't we work out a deal-- 571 00:25:26,066 --> 00:25:27,860 What about just open your beaches? 572 00:25:28,610 --> 00:25:30,070 I can't speak for everybody else. 573 00:25:30,154 --> 00:25:31,530 What about you? 574 00:25:32,990 --> 00:25:35,409 So, here's the problem. You go online and say, 575 00:25:35,492 --> 00:25:36,744 "Wilhelm says go to his beach." 576 00:25:36,827 --> 00:25:38,245 Tomorrow, I'm gonna have 500 people on my beach 577 00:25:38,328 --> 00:25:40,873 with signs, and threatening me with my video. 578 00:25:40,956 --> 00:25:42,958 The way that it happens down at Lake Causeway. 579 00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:44,877 I am on that beach a lot. 580 00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:45,878 - Why do you go there? - Because it's 581 00:25:45,961 --> 00:25:47,337 the closest beach access to my house. 582 00:25:47,421 --> 00:25:48,797 You got six other ones that are just as close. 583 00:25:48,881 --> 00:25:50,382 You don't get to tell me where I go to the beach. 584 00:25:50,466 --> 00:25:52,176 - It's such a-- - It's such a what? 585 00:25:52,259 --> 00:25:53,260 It's ground zero, man. 586 00:25:54,011 --> 00:25:55,137 Are you done? 587 00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:56,638 I'm sorry I don't have the feelings that you-- 588 00:25:56,722 --> 00:25:58,474 that you require to have a discussion with you. 589 00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:01,310 It's actually comments like that that make you unrelatable. 590 00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:02,978 My thousands and thousands and thousands of employees 591 00:26:03,062 --> 00:26:04,480 would disagree with you on that one. 592 00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:06,523 - I'm-- - Right? 'Cause I'm a pretty relatable guy. 593 00:26:06,607 --> 00:26:07,941 We can give you a cookie for that. 594 00:26:08,025 --> 00:26:09,568 - I don't know what you want. - I don't want a cookie. 595 00:26:09,651 --> 00:26:11,278 - I'm not gonna encourage... - Stop, stop. 596 00:26:11,361 --> 00:26:12,863 ...people that live next to beach access-- 597 00:26:12,946 --> 00:26:15,282 If you talk over me, I'm done. If you talk over me, I'm done. 598 00:26:15,365 --> 00:26:16,658 You're welcome to leave anytime you want. 599 00:26:16,742 --> 00:26:18,660 Okay. I think we're done here, folks. 600 00:26:21,955 --> 00:26:24,041 - And this is why, right here... - No. 601 00:26:24,124 --> 00:26:25,793 ...this is why we can't have a conversation. 602 00:26:25,876 --> 00:26:27,419 You continue to talk over me and be disrespectful. 603 00:26:27,503 --> 00:26:30,464 And I told you, if you did those things, I would be done. 604 00:26:30,547 --> 00:26:31,673 You will not talk over me. 605 00:26:31,757 --> 00:26:32,966 So, thanks for coming, Sara. 606 00:26:33,050 --> 00:26:34,635 I appreciate you wagging your finger in my face. 607 00:26:34,718 --> 00:26:38,388 He wasn't there to listen. He's there to just talk at someone. 608 00:26:38,472 --> 00:26:41,058 Finding hard solutions is not a touchy-feely game. 609 00:26:41,141 --> 00:26:44,686 It takes grit, it takes disagreement, but it takes compromise. 610 00:26:46,021 --> 00:26:47,898 We are one day away from mediation. 611 00:26:47,981 --> 00:26:50,025 It's supposed to be tomorrow afternoon. 612 00:26:50,109 --> 00:26:53,445 I'm gonna do my best to stay calm but I'm terrified 613 00:26:53,529 --> 00:26:55,447 of what they're going to do. 614 00:26:55,531 --> 00:26:58,283 Maybe I hope mediation will work, you know. 615 00:26:58,367 --> 00:27:00,828 Just do what we can. That's all we can do. 616 00:27:00,911 --> 00:27:04,665 Whatever direction we have to go to make this idiot stop. 617 00:27:04,748 --> 00:27:06,291 Right. 618 00:27:07,668 --> 00:27:10,587 My name's R.J. Dieken. I'm a mediator. 619 00:27:10,671 --> 00:27:12,881 I was asked to come mediate this dispute. 620 00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:15,092 With this being my first official mediation, 621 00:27:15,175 --> 00:27:17,803 I think this is gonna be a test under fire. 622 00:27:18,428 --> 00:27:21,306 I don't feel super confident about what I'm gonna do. 623 00:27:21,390 --> 00:27:24,309 But how do you eat an elephant? 624 00:27:24,393 --> 00:27:25,853 You do it one bite at a time. 625 00:27:31,275 --> 00:27:33,235 Is there anything that either of you two 626 00:27:33,318 --> 00:27:37,489 would like to say to each other that has less to do with past 627 00:27:37,573 --> 00:27:39,867 and more to do with a move forward? 628 00:27:39,950 --> 00:27:41,201 - Yeah. - One thing right here 629 00:27:41,285 --> 00:27:42,995 that I could think of to say to you 630 00:27:43,078 --> 00:27:45,122 that would solve 90% of this issue: 631 00:27:45,205 --> 00:27:46,999 Take your gates off of the road. 632 00:27:47,082 --> 00:27:49,042 I legally own land farther down 633 00:27:49,126 --> 00:27:50,752 - this private easement. - Okay, it's like this. 634 00:27:50,836 --> 00:27:54,798 You are not allowed to stop people from going down a public road! 635 00:27:54,882 --> 00:27:56,800 - It's a private road. - They don't have any legal 636 00:27:56,884 --> 00:27:57,718 ownings back there. 637 00:27:57,801 --> 00:27:58,760 There's no reason 638 00:27:58,844 --> 00:27:59,928 - for them to go back there. - We have reason! 639 00:28:00,012 --> 00:28:02,306 You have cut off 1,500 acres. 640 00:28:02,389 --> 00:28:03,640 - It is all private. - No, we have not. 641 00:28:03,724 --> 00:28:05,392 - It's all private - Owned by individuals. 642 00:28:05,475 --> 00:28:06,602 I'm done, 643 00:28:06,685 --> 00:28:08,729 'cause I'm not getting in a yelling match with these idiots. 644 00:28:08,812 --> 00:28:10,439 - If they own land, I let them through. - I'm just done. 645 00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:12,608 I'm really-- I'm trying to make some ground with you here. 646 00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:14,067 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Okay, Josh? 647 00:28:14,151 --> 00:28:15,527 I don't want to really fight with you. 648 00:28:15,611 --> 00:28:17,196 Can I just talk to you for a second and be a friend? 649 00:28:17,279 --> 00:28:20,449 I'm offering a hand to be a friend if we can just talk about this. 650 00:28:20,949 --> 00:28:24,745 We know it's your property, man, but this is a road. 651 00:28:25,412 --> 00:28:28,373 If every single person was living out here 652 00:28:28,457 --> 00:28:30,876 in every single plot, and every single person 653 00:28:30,959 --> 00:28:34,713 had a gate up on the road, would we function here? 654 00:28:41,803 --> 00:28:43,138 Yes or no? 655 00:28:45,307 --> 00:28:46,600 - Yeah. - Yep. 656 00:28:46,683 --> 00:28:49,394 Seriously? I just hope at some point 657 00:28:49,478 --> 00:28:51,438 you'll realize you're the bad guys here. 658 00:28:51,521 --> 00:28:54,066 Would you like to bring up the things that you said to me online? 659 00:28:54,149 --> 00:28:55,192 Yes, I would. 660 00:28:55,275 --> 00:28:57,486 "Beardedtard. Midget brain." 661 00:28:57,569 --> 00:28:59,529 Yeah. And I heard everything you said online, too. 662 00:28:59,613 --> 00:29:00,656 What did I say? 663 00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:03,367 And all your two million followers threatening to kill us. 664 00:29:03,450 --> 00:29:04,618 None of them threatened. 665 00:29:04,701 --> 00:29:06,078 - She sent me the messages. - Bullshit. 666 00:29:06,161 --> 00:29:07,246 Bullshit. I read-- 667 00:29:07,329 --> 00:29:08,664 You called me a liar. You called me 668 00:29:08,747 --> 00:29:10,249 - all sorts of things. - I think we're done here. 669 00:29:10,332 --> 00:29:11,917 Get yourself out of here. 670 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,127 I'll knock your fuckin' teeth down your throat. 671 00:29:14,211 --> 00:29:16,255 - Don't threaten my wife. - No! Fuck you. 672 00:29:16,338 --> 00:29:17,589 - Don't threaten my wife. - Quit. 673 00:29:17,673 --> 00:29:18,924 Just control yourself, girl. 674 00:29:19,007 --> 00:29:20,092 Seriously. 675 00:29:20,676 --> 00:29:23,512 Just continued to call me a liar with no proof. 676 00:29:23,595 --> 00:29:25,389 I knew that this was gonna happen. 677 00:29:26,014 --> 00:29:29,393 So? I'd beat the fuck out of that portly little bastard. 678 00:29:29,476 --> 00:29:32,437 He just ain't fuckin' worth it. The law will fix it. 679 00:29:33,563 --> 00:29:35,482 Ivy, come back! Lay down. 680 00:29:35,565 --> 00:29:38,527 Hey! Obey me. Lay down. Please stop. 681 00:29:38,610 --> 00:29:40,654 Move on, then. Then move. 682 00:29:40,737 --> 00:29:42,281 And don't come back. 683 00:29:42,364 --> 00:29:46,201 I'm just trying to figure out the Eric Wilhelms of the world, 684 00:29:46,285 --> 00:29:47,911 what the problem is. 685 00:29:47,995 --> 00:29:50,831 Just because you have a beachfront property, 686 00:29:50,914 --> 00:29:54,584 that does not mean that it is morally right 687 00:29:54,668 --> 00:29:56,712 to keep your neighbors off of it. 688 00:29:56,795 --> 00:30:00,007 My wife and I have spent our life building this life for our family, 689 00:30:00,090 --> 00:30:04,052 and this is a place of absolute peace and harmony for us 690 00:30:04,136 --> 00:30:05,887 that we aren't gonna be willing to give up. 691 00:30:05,971 --> 00:30:07,097 We'll fight for it. 692 00:30:08,974 --> 00:30:13,228 I've been a Dungeon Master since I was about 12, 13 years old. 693 00:30:13,312 --> 00:30:18,942 It's too bad that the neighbor down there is the way he is because he plays it, too. 694 00:30:19,026 --> 00:30:21,528 And he says he's a Dungeon Master, too. 695 00:30:21,611 --> 00:30:23,905 Oh, I am definitely a Dungeon Master. 696 00:30:23,989 --> 00:30:25,991 "Dungeons and Dragons" is really fun because 697 00:30:26,074 --> 00:30:27,951 you get to do whatever you want. 698 00:30:28,035 --> 00:30:29,661 If he was a cool neighbor, 699 00:30:29,745 --> 00:30:32,748 then I would have definitely already invited him over to play 700 00:30:32,831 --> 00:30:34,875 unless he plays fourth edition. 701 00:30:34,958 --> 00:30:37,586 We'd have probably already played a lot of times by now. 702 00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:39,588 If you're in a situation like this, 703 00:30:39,671 --> 00:30:41,590 if you can move, 704 00:30:41,673 --> 00:30:43,300 I would. 705 00:30:43,383 --> 00:30:45,052 If you can't, 706 00:30:45,135 --> 00:30:46,595 be ready to defend yourself. 707 00:30:47,804 --> 00:30:49,014 I think your neighbors should be 708 00:30:49,097 --> 00:30:51,224 one of the first people that you get along with. 709 00:30:51,308 --> 00:30:53,101 If you can't get along with your neighbors, 710 00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:55,896 that kind of says something about you.