1 00:00:29,680 --> 00:00:31,840 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 2 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:36,920 {\an2}This programme contains strong language and adult humour 3 00:00:39,800 --> 00:00:42,480 {\an2}Hello and welcome to the Big Fat Quiz Of The Year, 4 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:45,600 {\an2}which in the age of Ozempic is now better described as 5 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:48,480 {\an2}The Thin, Slightly Ill-Looking, Would Rather Inject Itself 6 00:00:48,520 --> 00:00:51,560 {\an2}With Chemicals Than Join A Gym Quiz Of The Year! 7 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:54,760 {\an2}In this show, household names try and answer easy questions. 8 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:57,040 {\an2}You know, like Prince Andrew can't. 9 00:00:58,760 --> 00:01:01,240 {\an2}Let's meet the teams. Ryan and Conaty. 10 00:01:01,280 --> 00:01:04,080 {\an2}It sounds like a bare-knuckle match-up on a traveller site. 11 00:01:04,120 --> 00:01:06,640 {\an2}It does. I'd say Roisin can handle herself, 12 00:01:06,680 --> 00:01:09,400 {\an2}but Katherine can no longer feel her face, so who knows? 13 00:01:09,440 --> 00:01:11,600 {\an2}It's Katherine Ryan and Roisin Conaty. 14 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:13,920 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 15 00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:20,440 {\an2}Next up, a Traitor and a Faithful, 16 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:22,840 {\an2}or an old man and his carer? You decide. 17 00:01:22,880 --> 00:01:25,040 {\an2}It's Jonathan Ross and Nick Mohammed. 18 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:27,520 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 19 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:34,600 {\an2}I just want to say it's wonderful what you people do. Well done. 20 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:40,000 {\an2}Next up, I'd like to take a moment to announce I have Autism and ADHD. 21 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:41,760 {\an2}Or to give them their proper names, 22 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:44,040 {\an1}Richard Ayoade and Lou Sanders. 23 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:45,880 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 24 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:52,440 {\an2}Lou, of course, you're a teetotal vegan and you're a feminist. 25 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:54,800 {\an2}And yet you manage to be the fun one on the team. 26 00:01:58,680 --> 00:02:01,080 {\an2}Have you got a team name? Have you got...? Um, yeah. 27 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:03,560 {\an2}Uh, Ayoade Know Her. 28 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:06,320 {\an1}LAUGHTER 29 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:08,720 {\an2}Are you all right? Yeah. 30 00:02:08,760 --> 00:02:11,240 {\an2}Have you got any? Chuckle Supper. 31 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:14,640 {\an2}Oh, that's nice. Chuckle Supper? Chuckle supper. Chuckle Supper. 32 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:17,600 {\an2}As in, "I'll give you a chuckle supper with all the trimmings." 33 00:02:17,640 --> 00:02:18,680 {\an2}Yeah. 34 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:22,800 {\an2}What could be more Christmassy? 35 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:25,560 {\an2}Jonathan, Nick, have you got a team name? 36 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:27,320 {\an2}We struggled, didn't we? We did struggle, 37 00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:28,960 {\an2}but we did eventually go with 38 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:30,520 {\an2}An Old Man And His Carer. Yeah. 39 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:34,520 {\an2}I feel like I've heard that somewhere before, 40 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:35,800 {\an2}but OK, let's go with that. 41 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:38,600 {\an2}Hang on. Katherine and Roisin are conferring. 42 00:02:38,640 --> 00:02:40,480 {\an2}What are you going to call yourselves? 43 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:42,280 {\an1}KATHERINE CHUCKLES HOARSELY 44 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:43,840 {\an2}All right, Muttley, what was that? 45 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:45,400 {\an1}LAUGHTER 46 00:02:45,440 --> 00:02:47,400 {\an1}HE MIMICS MUTTLEY 47 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:49,720 {\an2}This is the hardest part of the quiz, 48 00:02:49,760 --> 00:02:51,600 {\an2}because you want it to be dynamic. 49 00:02:51,640 --> 00:02:53,480 {\an2}But we've just had a brainwave. 50 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:55,120 {\an2}We think we should be called... 51 00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:57,600 {\an2}One, two... BOTH: Spit. 52 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:01,800 {\an1}LAUGHTER 53 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:04,440 {\an2}What, sorry? Lou likes it. Lou likes it! Yeah, I really like it. 54 00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:06,520 {\an2}And should we ask why, or no? 55 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:11,760 {\an2}Roisin just thought of it and whispered in my ear 56 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:13,680 {\an2}and I said, "Yeah!" I don't even know why. 57 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:16,040 {\an2}Spit. Fine. Who doesn't like spit? 58 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:17,440 {\an2}Nature's lube. 59 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:21,280 {\an2}Every time people say "lube", I think they're calling my name. 60 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:23,120 {\an2}So I'm very alert. 61 00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:25,280 {\an2}Lube Sanders has a nice ring to it. 62 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:26,600 {\an2}Yeah. 63 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:29,320 {\an2}The big social media trend this year was to use AI 64 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:33,200 {\an2}to create images of how your action figure doll would look. 65 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:36,480 {\an2}So we've done some for you. Roisin, we've got yours here. Take a look. 66 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:38,920 {\an2}That's... I don't know why they've dressed you 67 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:40,400 {\an2}as Mrs Doubtfire. I mean... 68 00:03:40,440 --> 00:03:44,000 {\an2}I've worn that dress in real life, that's why. 69 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:47,120 {\an2}Now, Katherine, we've got you one. Here we go. 70 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:48,280 {\an2}Oh! 71 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:52,400 {\an2}Well, fun fact - Katherine's doll 72 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:55,240 {\an2}has less plastic than the actual Katherine. 73 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:57,680 {\an2}I think you've done Katherine dirty because 74 00:03:57,720 --> 00:03:59,760 {\an2}Roisin's looked very nice, and this looks like something 75 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:02,680 {\an2}you would show kids in school to try and keep them on the right track. 76 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:07,120 {\an2}Now, sorry about this, but there was a mix-up with yours, Jonathan, 77 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:09,480 {\an2}and they've done a doll of Clare Balding. 78 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:11,480 {\an1}LAUGHTER 79 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:14,000 {\an2}Nick, I think we've got one for you. Yeah. 80 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:17,680 {\an2}Fun fact - Nick's doll is actually life-size. 81 00:04:19,280 --> 00:04:22,840 {\an2}Why do you have two wands? No magician needs two wands. 82 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:24,120 {\an2}It looks like they're nunchuks. 83 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:26,320 {\an2}But also, it looks like it's a broken wand 84 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:28,360 {\an2}because there's actually only a white end 85 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:29,880 {\an2}on each side, isn't there? 86 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:32,760 {\an2}There's not... Yeah. Wow. That's the kind of thing a nerd might say. 87 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:34,560 {\an2}Yeah. 88 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:37,960 {\an2}Well, speaking of the mustn't-have toy of Christmas 2025, 89 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:39,800 {\an2}take a look at this. 90 00:04:39,840 --> 00:04:41,160 {\an2}Oh, there he is. 91 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:43,000 {\an2}Ooh! 92 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:44,920 {\an2}That bike's too small. 93 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:49,520 {\an2}Have I just come back from safari? What is this? 94 00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:51,960 {\an2}You look like you're in Jurassic World or something. 95 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,040 {\an2}It's great. Yes, well, thank you very much. 96 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:55,320 {\an2}I mean, it's a point of sale. 97 00:04:55,360 --> 00:04:56,680 {\an2}And just a book. 98 00:04:56,720 --> 00:04:58,560 {\an2}Not a specific book. 99 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:00,760 {\an2}Just a book. "Book." 100 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:02,560 {\an2}Obviously created by a big reader. 101 00:05:03,840 --> 00:05:05,640 {\an2}Lou, yours is, er... 102 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:09,320 {\an2}There's a... Ooh! There's a lot going on there, isn't there? 103 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:12,400 {\an2}Some healing crystals, a cat, some roller skates. 104 00:05:12,440 --> 00:05:14,040 {\an2}Wow. One leg of a trouser. 105 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:17,080 {\an2}And only half a fur coat. 106 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:22,040 {\an2}It looks like you were mugged on both sides by two assailants. 107 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:27,040 {\an2}"You get the coat, I'll get the trouser leg." 108 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:30,040 {\an2}They've done one of me. But it's... 109 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:31,520 {\an2}Oh! 110 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:34,200 {\an2}It's got different faces, so you can pick the year. 111 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:39,240 {\an2}Also, the doll has a greater degree of humanity 112 00:05:39,280 --> 00:05:40,880 {\an2}than you do in real life, Jimmy. 113 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:45,600 {\an2}How very dare you! OK. Right. Let's get on with the show. 114 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:49,040 {\an2}Our first round is all about 2025's big headlines. 115 00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:50,800 {\an2}Back in September, Donald Trump 116 00:05:50,840 --> 00:05:53,280 {\an2}attended a state banquet at Windsor Castle. 117 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:56,040 {\an2}Guests included media mogul Rupert Murdoch, 118 00:05:56,080 --> 00:05:59,120 {\an2}the ghost of Jeffrey Epstein, and Satan. 119 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:03,520 {\an2}Prince Andrew has stepped back from royal duties 120 00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:05,520 {\an2}to spend more time with the kids. 121 00:06:05,560 --> 00:06:07,760 {\an1}UNSETTLED LAUGHTER 122 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:14,040 {\an2}I feel a bit bad for the artist formerly known as Prince Andrew. 123 00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:17,560 {\an2}What does he say to people now other than, "It's just Andrew"? 124 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:18,920 {\an2}How does he explain what he does? 125 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:21,000 {\an2}"I used to do nothing, but they let me go, 126 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:22,480 {\an2}"so now I do fuck all." 127 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,480 {\an2}OK, who's up for some big fat questions? 128 00:06:25,520 --> 00:06:28,240 {\an2}Come on. Yeah. All right, here we go. All right. Round one. 129 00:06:28,280 --> 00:06:31,040 {\an2}The Louvre jewellery heist made headlines across the world. 130 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:33,400 {\an2}The German company behind the mechanical lift 131 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:34,600 {\an2}used by the robbers 132 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:36,760 {\an8}thought there's no such thing as bad publicity, 133 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:39,320 {\an8}so they made an advert using the photo. 134 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:42,680 {\an2}All I want you to do is translate the German tagline. 135 00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:44,480 {\an2}So they made that cherry picker 136 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:47,280 {\an8}that the robbers used at the Louvre when they were nicking stuff, 137 00:06:47,320 --> 00:06:48,840 {\an8}and then they did an advert. 138 00:06:48,880 --> 00:06:50,080 {\an2}What do you think it said? 139 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:52,520 {\an2}If you speak German, that's cheating. 140 00:06:53,640 --> 00:06:55,360 {\an2}Will you read it for us in German, please? 141 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:56,760 {\an2}With your best German accent. 142 00:06:56,800 --> 00:07:00,040 {\an2}I can only do a German accent if I do it a little bit creepy. 143 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:03,080 {\an2}It's a weird... "Ja. Papers, please. Mm." 144 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:07,080 {\an2}It's a weird... 145 00:07:07,120 --> 00:07:08,280 {\an2}I know. 146 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:09,360 {\an2}"Mm." 147 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:12,640 {\an2}"You're a very nice boy. It's a very nice uniform." 148 00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:20,040 {\an2}Look at Richard smiling for the first time in his damn life. 149 00:07:20,080 --> 00:07:21,960 {\an2}Yeah, I'm having an asthma attack. 150 00:07:27,760 --> 00:07:30,240 {\an2}Well, you said that like it was a real flex. 151 00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:32,840 {\an2}Yeah. OK, for the next question, 152 00:07:32,880 --> 00:07:35,800 {\an2}it's over to YouTuber and rapper KSI. 153 00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:39,160 {\an2}Ooh! Hi, Jimmy. Now, as a judge on Britain's Got Talent, 154 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:40,560 {\an2}I've seen some amazing things, 155 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:45,400 {\an2}but nothing more amazing than a video of a South American kayaker 156 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:48,960 {\an2}who went viral this year for an extraordinary experience 157 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,560 {\an2}he had whilst paddling. 158 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:52,880 {\an2}He described it as "surprising and slimy". 159 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:57,600 {\an2}But can your teams tell me what actually happened to him? 160 00:07:57,640 --> 00:08:00,720 {\an2}OK, so KSI wants to know why a South American kayaker 161 00:08:00,760 --> 00:08:03,320 {\an2}went viral after experiencing something 162 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:06,560 {\an2}that he described as "surprising and slimy". 163 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:07,920 {\an2}Put that down as a backup. 164 00:08:07,960 --> 00:08:11,240 {\an2}I mean, they're going to be writing down some filth right now. 165 00:08:11,280 --> 00:08:13,200 {\an2}We're all thinking it. 166 00:08:13,240 --> 00:08:15,080 {\an2}It's not that, but... 167 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:16,120 {\an2}That's very good. 168 00:08:17,880 --> 00:08:20,760 {\an2}Of course, it wouldn't be the Big Fat Quiz without an appearance 169 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:23,080 {\an2}from the children of Mitchell Brook Primary School 170 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:25,440 {\an2}performing one of their unconventional school plays. 171 00:08:25,480 --> 00:08:26,720 {\an2}Take a look. 172 00:08:26,760 --> 00:08:29,440 {\an2}Ciao. Welcome to Venice. 173 00:08:29,480 --> 00:08:31,000 {\an2}BOTH: We're getting married! 174 00:08:32,920 --> 00:08:35,680 {\an2}We're so happy to be here. 175 00:08:35,720 --> 00:08:37,480 {\an2}Kim, Kim, Kim. 176 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,920 {\an2}Leo, Leo, Leo. Oh, no. 177 00:08:44,560 --> 00:08:47,960 {\an2}Thank you for coming. ALL BOO 178 00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:52,080 {\an2}We all throw these in the river. 179 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:54,520 {\an2}What did you get those from? 180 00:08:54,560 --> 00:08:55,840 {\an2}Amazon! 181 00:08:55,880 --> 00:08:58,640 {\an2}We need to move the wedding. 182 00:08:58,680 --> 00:09:01,520 {\an2}ALL: Oh, no! 183 00:09:01,560 --> 00:09:05,560 {\an2}Don't worry. I'll leave you in a safe place close by. 184 00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:07,240 {\an2}Thank you. 185 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:10,880 {\an2}We're the happiest people in the universe. 186 00:09:10,920 --> 00:09:14,080 {\an2}I love you to space and back. 187 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:16,080 {\an1}ALL CHEER 188 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:22,280 {\an2}Nailed it. They nailed it. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 189 00:09:22,320 --> 00:09:23,680 {\an2}Yeah. Beautiful. 190 00:09:23,720 --> 00:09:25,880 {\an2}Thank you, Mitchell Brook Primary School. 191 00:09:25,920 --> 00:09:29,200 {\an2}OK, so that was, of course, Jeff Bezos's wedding in Venice. 192 00:09:29,240 --> 00:09:33,520 {\an2}But can you tell me what decidedly unclassy thing they did 193 00:09:33,560 --> 00:09:36,160 {\an2}to kick off festivities on a yacht? 194 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:39,480 {\an2}Can I just say Nick seems to know everything? 195 00:09:39,520 --> 00:09:43,280 {\an2}No. So I'm going to relax, maybe have a little nap. 196 00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:45,480 {\an2}If you could wake me five minutes before the end, 197 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:48,120 {\an2}I'll then do the lap of honour with him. 198 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:49,720 {\an2}No problem at all. 199 00:09:49,760 --> 00:09:50,960 {\an2}Yeah. Yeah. 200 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:54,000 {\an2}You're troubled by that first answer. Why? 201 00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:56,400 {\an2}Do you think it's The Only Way Is Up or do you think it's something...? 202 00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:58,360 {\an2}I do not... It definitely said "schnell". 203 00:09:58,400 --> 00:10:00,280 {\an2}Schnell means quickly. 204 00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:01,840 {\an2}"Schnell, mach schnell, mach schnell." 205 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:04,960 {\an2}You see it in war films. Yeah. "Mach schnell!" 206 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:08,440 {\an2}You watch enough German porn, you pick up a few words. 207 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:11,600 {\an1}LAUGHTER 208 00:10:11,640 --> 00:10:13,880 {\an2}GERMAN ACCENT: I'll have you know I don't watch it. 209 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:15,360 {\an2}I just appear in it occasionally. 210 00:10:16,520 --> 00:10:18,240 {\an2}And your nickname is Quickly, is it? 211 00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:20,920 {\an2}My name is Quick Johnny. 212 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:26,600 {\an2}GERMAN ACCENT: "Ah, yes. Quick Johnny, sir? Mm. That's good, yeah?" 213 00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:29,480 {\an2}OK. Last question in this round. 214 00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:31,600 {\an2}Donald Trump's second term as US President 215 00:10:31,640 --> 00:10:33,880 {\an2}hit the headlines for many reasons this year. 216 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:36,440 {\an2}But can you tell me what he's complaining about 217 00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:38,520 {\an2}in this clip from February? 218 00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:42,040 {\an2}Because these things don't work. I've had them many times. 219 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:45,760 {\an2}And on occasion they break, they explode. 220 00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:48,040 {\an2}If something's hot, they don't last very long, 221 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:51,280 {\an2}like a matter of minutes. Sometimes a matter of seconds. 222 00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:53,840 {\an2}It's a ridiculous situation. 223 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,600 {\an2}What was he talking about there? 224 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:04,200 {\an2}What are you spying on? 225 00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:06,120 {\an2}Spying on? I'm hosting a quiz! 226 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:11,800 {\an2}We're taking this quite seriously. Good, good. 227 00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:13,600 {\an2}I mean, the prize is phenomenal. 228 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:15,560 {\an2}If you want to go with that, on your head be it. 229 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:17,320 {\an2}I think that's right. I think you're wrong, Mohammed. 230 00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:18,840 {\an2}When do we find out the answers, Jimmy? 231 00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:20,560 {\an2}Right at the end or...? Next year. 232 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:23,600 {\an1}LAUGHTER 233 00:11:23,640 --> 00:11:24,960 {\an2}"When do we find out the answers?" 234 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,360 {\an2}Are you telling me you've never seen this show, Nick? 235 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:29,040 {\an2}He's not alone. No, I... 236 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:34,320 {\an2}OK, no, we do the answer... We're gonna do the answers straight away. 237 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:36,400 {\an2}We're doing the answers right now. OK, so I asked you 238 00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:38,760 {\an2}for the English translation of the advert 239 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:41,000 {\an8}for the cherry picker used in the Louvre heist. 240 00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:42,680 {\an8}What did you put? 241 00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:43,880 {\an2}Jonathan, Nick. We've got... 242 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:46,560 {\an2}We think it's something like "When you must go quickly." 243 00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:49,640 {\an2}Yeah. Do you know specific German words out of that? 244 00:11:49,680 --> 00:11:52,160 {\an2}Schnell is quickly. It's my name in porn. Quickly! 245 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:53,520 {\an2}And how do you know that? 246 00:11:53,560 --> 00:11:57,360 {\an2}Because I'm a man of 65 years old who's travelled the world. 247 00:11:57,400 --> 00:11:58,600 {\an2}Wow. 248 00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:00,480 {\an2}He was in the war. 249 00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:05,440 {\an2}OK. Roisin, Katherine, what have you gone for? We know it. 250 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:08,560 {\an2}"Diamonds, cherries - we'll get them out for you, baby." 251 00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:12,880 {\an2}Cherries? 252 00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:14,680 {\an2}It's a cherry picker! Oh, I see. 253 00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:17,360 {\an2}"Diamonds or cherries - we'll get them out for you, baby." 254 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:20,120 {\an2}"Whatever it is, we'll get it out for you, baby, with a harness." 255 00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:22,320 {\an2}Are you doing sexy voices? 256 00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:23,840 {\an2}You tell us. 257 00:12:23,880 --> 00:12:25,280 {\an2}No. 258 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:28,720 {\an2}I can't wait to hear Richard's sexy voice. 259 00:12:28,760 --> 00:12:30,080 {\an2}I'm doing it now. 260 00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:33,400 {\an2}Richard, what did you think this was? 261 00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:36,440 {\an2}Well, we've got various options. Lou? 262 00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:39,840 {\an2}"Is that a ladder in your pocket, or are you just pleased to..." 263 00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:41,560 {\an2}"Rob the Louvre?" 264 00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:46,240 {\an2}And, "When you need to leave quickly." 265 00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:48,240 {\an2}"When you need to leave quickly." Yeah. 266 00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:49,920 {\an2}OK. The actual translation is... 267 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:53,200 {\an2}Yes! OK, points, points, no points. 268 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:55,360 {\an2}Points. That's right. What do you mean...? 269 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,040 {\an2}Pretty good. No, they got it. 270 00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:02,880 {\an2}KSI wanted to know why a South American kayaker 271 00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:05,720 {\an2}went viral this year after experiencing something 272 00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:07,000 {\an2}surprising and slimy. 273 00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:09,680 {\an2}What did you put? Richard, Lou, what did you put? 274 00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:10,720 {\an2}Ah. 275 00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:14,320 {\an2}I'll leave this for my colleague. Feels like this will be 276 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:15,560 {\an2}entirely Lou's work. 277 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:17,920 {\an2}Well, he ended up inside a whale. 278 00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:20,440 {\an2}So the whale spat him out. 279 00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:22,120 {\an2}And then I put something about 280 00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:24,600 {\an2}Bonnie Blue Whale, 281 00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:28,200 {\an2}which is the bit that Richard refuses to read out. 282 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:29,280 {\an2}OK. 283 00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:32,640 {\an2}Jonathan, Nick, did you get this? We did. 284 00:13:32,680 --> 00:13:34,280 {\an8}Got eaten by a whale and then spat out. 285 00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:35,960 {\an8}I had no idea. I thought Nick had made it up. 286 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,680 {\an8}He was so confident he persuaded me. 287 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:40,880 {\an2}And now I find out, much to my shame, he was correct. 288 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:44,160 {\an2}Er, Katherine, Roisin? I want to add a bit more truth. 289 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:47,400 {\an2}He was wearing a life jacket. 290 00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:49,800 {\an2}And the life jacket is why the whale spat him out. 291 00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:52,040 {\an2}So I think you shouldn't give them any points. 292 00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:54,160 {\an2}So you know what the whale was thinking? 293 00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:58,120 {\an2}We're Team Spit, so we know. We're Team Spit. 294 00:13:58,160 --> 00:14:00,200 {\an2}Any time someone's spitting something out, 295 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:03,320 {\an2}we know where and why and how. 296 00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:06,280 {\an2}But what was "surprising and slimy" is that while he was in there, 297 00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:08,840 {\an2}he received a Christmas card from Gregg Wallace, 298 00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:10,160 {\an2}and he was surprised by that. 299 00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:11,560 {\an2}OK, let's take a look. 300 00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:19,040 {\an7}SHOUTING 301 00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:40,080 {\an2}Nice of his dad to keep filming. 302 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:41,600 {\an1}LAUGHTER 303 00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:43,800 {\an2}OK, so a 23-year-old Venezuelan man. 304 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:47,000 {\an2}He said, "I spent a second realising I was inside the mouth of something, 305 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:49,600 {\an2}"that maybe it had eaten me. 306 00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:52,160 {\an2}"That it could have been an orca or a sea monster." 307 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:54,800 {\an2}Semen monster. Ooh! 308 00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:56,440 {\an2}That's your nickname, isn't it? 309 00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:00,960 {\an2}OK, so, points, points, points. Great. 310 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:04,840 {\an2}OK. Um, I asked you how Jeff Bezos kicked off his Venice wedding. 311 00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:06,400 {\an2}What did you all put? 312 00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:07,840 {\an2}Nits. 313 00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:11,720 {\an2}A nit outbreak they brought to Venice. 314 00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:15,280 {\an2}RICHARD: How did Bezos bring nits? 315 00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:20,160 {\an2}He's the one person we know hasn't done it, 316 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:22,120 {\an2}and that's probably his greatest achievement. 317 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:26,480 {\an2}What else have you written there? 318 00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:29,360 {\an2}Well, we forgot the name of it, but do you know 319 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:34,200 {\an2}that there are people who present their anus to the sun? Yes! 320 00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:35,600 {\an2}And then they power up. Yes. 321 00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:38,120 {\an2}We couldn't remember and we thought Lou might know the name. 322 00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:39,240 {\an2}Yeah. 323 00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:41,840 {\an2}We have Lou's specialist subject. 324 00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:44,080 {\an2}Have you done it? I'll just do a show and tell. 325 00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:47,520 {\an2}OK. Now, what have you written for this one? 326 00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:48,720 {\an2}It was a foam party. 327 00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:50,600 {\an2}Jonathan, Nick, what have you got for this one? 328 00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:51,720 {\an2}Well, Nick knew the answer. 329 00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:53,680 {\an2}I'm amazed because I've never heard of this, 330 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:55,760 {\an2}but he seems to think this is the truth. 331 00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:58,120 {\an2}Jeff Bezos wedding, but foam party. 332 00:15:58,160 --> 00:16:00,440 {\an2}Oh, yeah. We said foam party, mate. Yeah. 333 00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:02,280 {\an2}You got foam party, foam party, no foam party. 334 00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:03,960 {\an2}Points, points, no points. Let's have a look. 335 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,600 {\an2}Here he is. Foam party... 336 00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:09,280 {\an2}Yeah. All the money in the world, he went, "Yeah, foam party." 337 00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:13,400 {\an2}It's like if a Saudi prince had his 30th at Butlin's. 338 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:15,000 {\an2}That's not Bezos, is it? 339 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:17,360 {\an2}Is that Bezos or Daniel Craig? That's Daniel Craig, isn't it? 340 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:19,720 {\an2}That is Bezos. Nick's convinced it's Daniel Craig. 341 00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:21,240 {\an2}I mean, yeah. No, that's Bezos. 342 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:23,400 {\an2}But then he was convinced that Alan was Faithful. 343 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:25,320 {\an2}So I don't know why I listen to him. 344 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:27,920 {\an2}CHEERING Yeah. 345 00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:30,360 {\an2}Shots fired. Shots fired. 346 00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:32,800 {\an2}OK, next one. I asked you what 347 00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:34,960 {\an2}Donald Trump was complaining about. What did you put? 348 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,400 {\an2}Vaginas. So... You think vaginas? 349 00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:38,880 {\an2}Yeah. 350 00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:41,320 {\an2}Roisin was adamant that this was vaginas. 351 00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:44,000 {\an2}He hates women, so I thought it'd be vaginas. 352 00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:46,200 {\an2}But I knew it was paper straws. 353 00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:48,280 {\an2}And then, you know, he's a horrible person, 354 00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:50,360 {\an2}but then he brings back plastic straws, 355 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:53,240 {\an2}and I'm like, "Oh, maybe right wing's not so bad." 356 00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:57,480 {\an2}Jonathan, Nick, did you get this? 357 00:16:57,520 --> 00:16:59,680 {\an2}Well, we had... This caused some tension, 358 00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:02,200 {\an2}I'll be honest with you. Yeah. And we've been getting on so well. 359 00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:05,200 {\an2}And then we almost fell out over this because Nick was convinced 360 00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:07,120 {\an2}he was talking about the Dragon rocket. 361 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,560 {\an2}It's just because he said... Did he say that they explode? 362 00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:11,880 {\an2}I just thought it was a reference to the rockets, but... 363 00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:13,440 {\an2}I thought he was saying about Teslas 364 00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:15,560 {\an2}because when he fell out with Elon Musk briefly, 365 00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:18,440 {\an2}I thought he was trying to dish the dirt on him. 366 00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:20,440 {\an2}And maybe that's what it was. But I'll be honest with you, 367 00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:22,960 {\an2}I don't thank you for this question because it's caused tension here 368 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,120 {\an2}where otherwise there was just friendship. Yeah. 369 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:27,680 {\an2}Well, I apologise. Um, incorrect. 370 00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:29,200 {\an2}Richard, Lou, did you get this? 371 00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:30,840 {\an2}Er, yeah. Pop-Tarts. 372 00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:33,200 {\an1}LAUGHTER 373 00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:36,160 {\an2}And then we worked our way towards 374 00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:37,800 {\an2}"his sense of self"... 375 00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:39,200 {\an1}LAUGHTER 376 00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:43,080 {\an2}..and then paper straws. And then we went back to Pop-Tarts. 377 00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:44,640 {\an2}I love Pop-Tarts. 378 00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:47,520 {\an2}You would... You'd be crazy not to. 379 00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:49,040 {\an2}I think it's lovely when you reach an age 380 00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:50,960 {\an2}when you just say whatever's on your mind. 381 00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:55,280 {\an2}It was three weeks after his inauguration. 382 00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:57,880 {\an2}He signed an executive order titled 383 00:17:57,920 --> 00:18:01,520 {\an2}Ending Procurement and Forced Use of Paper Straws. Well done. 384 00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:04,480 {\an2}Yeah, he's tackling the big issues. 385 00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:06,800 {\an2}His signature is actually his heart readout. 386 00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:09,680 {\an1}LAUGHTER 387 00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:12,040 {\an2}So at the end of the first round, the scores are, 388 00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:14,920 {\an2}Roisin and Katherine have two, Jonathan and Nick have three, 389 00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:18,400 {\an2}Richard and Lou have four. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 390 00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:19,880 {\an2}Well, that's it for part one. 391 00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:22,400 {\an2}Join us after the break as we try to remember more things from 2025 392 00:18:22,440 --> 00:18:24,960 {\an2}that we'd really rather forget. See you then. 393 00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:37,800 {\an2}Welcome back to the Big Fat Quiz Of 2025, 394 00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:39,760 {\an2}the quiz that has families across the country, 395 00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:41,760 {\an2}big and small, rich and poor, old and young, 396 00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:43,840 {\an2}coming together to ask the same question. 397 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:46,000 {\an2}"Really? This again?" 398 00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:48,160 {\an2}Our next round is all about science and technology. 399 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:52,720 {\an2}In September, Keir Starmer announced plans for a mandatory digital ID. 400 00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:56,200 {\an2}I don't need digital ID. I can already identify all of my digits. 401 00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:59,960 {\an2}Thumb, pinkie, forefinger, ring finger, business finger. 402 00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:03,400 {\an2}That one is for Keir Starmer. 403 00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:07,000 {\an2}In October, a computer issue caused by Amazon shut down 404 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:09,840 {\an2}thousands of websites, affecting Roblox, Fortnite 405 00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:13,320 {\an2}and PlayStation Network, meaning, tragically, for a short time, 406 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:15,920 {\an2}some parents actually had to talk to their kids. 407 00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:20,400 {\an2}OK, time for some questions. For our first question, 408 00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:24,400 {\an2}it's over to Hollywood's finest, Jack Black. Ooh! 409 00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:30,920 {\an2}Jimmy, what is up? Jack Black here, fresh out of the shower. 410 00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:33,920 {\an2}My new film follows friends on a mission into the Amazon 411 00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:36,520 {\an2}to recreate our favourite movie, Anaconda! 412 00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:40,480 {\an2}But another huge mission of the year 413 00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:42,520 {\an2}was the Blue Origin space rocket 414 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:45,600 {\an2}that took an all female crew into space. 415 00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:51,000 {\an2}Pop star Katy Perry was on board, but can your teams remember 416 00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:54,200 {\an2}what the first thing she did was when she returned to Earth? 417 00:19:56,960 --> 00:20:03,080 {\an1}HUMS JEOPARDY THINKING MUSIC 418 00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:08,240 {\an2}BLOWS RASPBERRY Bam-bah! 419 00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:09,280 {\an2}Love you. Bye. 420 00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:11,240 {\an1}LAUGHTER 421 00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:12,320 {\an2}Jack Black. 422 00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:14,360 {\an1}APPLAUSE 423 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:18,480 {\an2}So Jack wants to know what is the first thing 424 00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:20,600 {\an2}that Katy Perry did when she stepped off 425 00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:23,600 {\an2}the Blue Origin rocket and back onto Earth? 426 00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:24,800 {\an2}OK. Next question. 427 00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:26,760 {\an2}Former Prime Minister Boris Johnson found himself 428 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:28,920 {\an2}the subject of ridicule earlier this year 429 00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:31,000 {\an2}for his bizarre pronunciation of 430 00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:33,640 {\an2}a very common form of modern technology. 431 00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:37,360 {\an2}All I want to know is what was he pronouncing strangely? 432 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:38,720 {\an2}You get a bonus point as well, 433 00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:41,280 {\an2}if you can give me an accurate impression of his pronunciation. 434 00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:44,160 {\an2}How many R's are in diarrhoea? 435 00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:46,720 {\an2}Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrh...! 436 00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:48,600 {\an2}Yeah, about 14. LAUGHTER 437 00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:49,920 {\an2}Yeah. 438 00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:51,360 {\an2}Next up, can you tell me 439 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:54,360 {\an2}what these influencers are so upset about? 440 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:55,440 {\an2}I just wanted to set my phone 441 00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:57,280 {\an2}down and talk to you guys for a couple of minutes, 442 00:20:57,320 --> 00:20:59,240 {\an2}if this is the last video that I post. 443 00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:02,640 {\an2}I just feel like they don't get it. Like, they don't get it. 444 00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:04,680 {\an2}They don't get it. They don't get it. 445 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:06,080 {\an2}And they're being really mean. 446 00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:07,960 {\an2}There really is no platform like this. 447 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,800 {\an2}And I'm just really scared that I'm not going 448 00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:14,240 {\an2}to be able to find you guys wherever we do end up going. 449 00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:17,640 {\an2}I will move to China and let the Chinese Communist Party 450 00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:19,960 {\an2}takes all of my data. Like, get out of my face! 451 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,040 {\an1}LAUGHTER 452 00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:23,960 {\an2}Why is Rob Beckett talking like that? 453 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,000 {\an1}LAUGHTER 454 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:28,680 {\an2}OK. In November, 455 00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:31,120 {\an2}Prime Minister Keir Starmer had to apologise to 456 00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:34,280 {\an2}a headteacher for taking part in a viral trend. 457 00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:35,920 {\an2}What did he do in the school? 458 00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:40,720 {\an2}It was a banned viral trend. RICHARD: Oh, dear. 459 00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:43,360 {\an2}Go on. 460 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:46,040 {\an2}Katherine, Roisin? we're not sure about this one. 461 00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:48,360 {\an2}We're taking it really... Kier Starmer was in a school? 462 00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:49,720 {\an2}He was in a school. 463 00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:51,800 {\an2}And he took part in a viral trend while there. 464 00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:53,400 {\an2}And he got told off. A what trend? 465 00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:54,640 {\an2}A viral trend. 466 00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:55,960 {\an2}A what trend? But which one? 467 00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:59,720 {\an2}Well, that's what I'm asking you! 468 00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:01,160 {\an2}I'm going to break him tonight. 469 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:03,280 {\an2}I'm going to make those electrics pop. 470 00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:05,320 {\an1}LAUGHTER 471 00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:10,440 {\an2}All right, so first up, Jack Black wanted to know what was 472 00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:11,720 {\an2}the first thing Katy Perry did 473 00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:14,120 {\an2}when she stepped back to Earth from space? 474 00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:15,200 {\an2}What have you got? 475 00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:17,440 {\an2}Jonathan, Nick, are you...? We have nailed this. 476 00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:18,560 {\an2}She kissed the ground. 477 00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:20,600 {\an2}And I believe she also waved a daisy. 478 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:21,800 {\an2}And you've kindly provided 479 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,840 {\an2}that Daisy in the photograph to illustrate this point. 480 00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:25,920 {\an2}She waved that around because isn't one of her kids called Daisy? 481 00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:27,240 {\an2}I think so, yeah. 482 00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:28,760 {\an2}I've given you a very full answer. 483 00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:30,680 {\an2}I think we deserve at least two points. 484 00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:33,840 {\an2}You might get one. Richard, Lou, what have you got for this? 485 00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:36,680 {\an2}Well, she might have posted the piccies on Instagram as well. 486 00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:39,680 {\an2}Do you think she posted the pictures on Instagram? 487 00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:42,280 {\an2}I'd say so. If I'd been up there, I'd let people know about it. 488 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:43,840 {\an1}LAUGHTER 489 00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:46,640 {\an2}I went to Space NK and I posted that. 490 00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:49,200 {\an1}LAUGHTER 491 00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:50,560 {\an2}I thought that was expensive. 492 00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:57,400 {\an2}I put diarrhoea... LAUGHTER 493 00:22:57,440 --> 00:22:59,360 {\an2}..because it's the pressure on the stomach. 494 00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:02,000 {\an2}And also we kissed the ground - with consent. 495 00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:04,040 {\an1}LAUGHTER 496 00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:06,360 {\an2}OK. Roisin, Katherine, did you get this? 497 00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:08,600 {\an2}Yeah, obviously. Bikini wax. 498 00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:11,920 {\an2}You grow like a beast in space. 499 00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:14,320 {\an2}They don't tell you that. LAUGHTER 500 00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:16,920 {\an2}And then made another terrible romantic decision. 501 00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:22,080 {\an2}I don't understand her saying she's an astronaut, though. 502 00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:24,080 {\an2}Like, you could do reverse cowgirl - 503 00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:25,600 {\an2}you're not a horse expert. 504 00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:27,160 {\an1}LAUGHTER 505 00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:30,000 {\an2}I can tell you. Yeah. She kissed the ground. 506 00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:32,040 {\an2}I asked you what piece of modern technology 507 00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:35,240 {\an2}Boris Johnson mispronounced to online ridicule. 508 00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:36,320 {\an2}What did you put? 509 00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:38,120 {\an2}IMITATING BORIS: AI, ChatGPT. 510 00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:40,040 {\an1}LAUGHTER 511 00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:42,080 {\an2}IMITATING BORIS: AI, ChatGPT. 512 00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:44,120 {\an2}That's pretty good. Richard, let's hear your version. 513 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:45,600 {\an2}IMITATING BORIS: iPad. 514 00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:48,080 {\an2}IMITATING BORIS: iPad. 515 00:23:48,120 --> 00:23:50,080 {\an2}It's the wrong answer but I like the delivery. 516 00:23:50,120 --> 00:23:51,880 {\an2}OK. Nick, Jonathan, did you get this? 517 00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:55,440 {\an2}Yeah. ChatGPT and AI. IMITATING BORIS: AI, ChatGPT. 518 00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:58,240 {\an2}Katherine, Roisin, did you get this? 519 00:23:58,280 --> 00:23:59,680 {\an2}Yeah. Perineum! 520 00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:01,360 {\an1}LAUGHTER 521 00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:04,120 {\an2}You think perineum is a piece of modern technology? 522 00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:09,720 {\an2}Let's take a look. This is remarkable. 523 00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:11,200 {\an2}I love AI. 524 00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:14,360 {\an2}Do you use AI? Absolutely. Do you use ChatGPT? 525 00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:16,080 {\an2}You know ChatGPT? I love ChatGPT. 526 00:24:16,120 --> 00:24:19,160 {\an2}I love it. ChatGPT is fantastic. 527 00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:22,840 {\an2}IMITATING BORIS: ChatGPT. 528 00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:24,560 {\an2}IMITATING BORIS: AI. KATHERINE: Jimmy. 529 00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:27,320 {\an2}Say it. Say it again. 530 00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:29,160 {\an2}Say it again. What did you just say to me? 531 00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:31,080 {\an2}I said, I think he's a handso... He's fit. 532 00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:33,600 {\an2}I think Boris Johnson is fit. LAUGHTER 533 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,720 {\an2}How long has it been, Roisin? 534 00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:37,680 {\an1}LAUGHTER 535 00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:39,160 {\an2}I needed to tell an adult. 536 00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:43,840 {\an2}Nick's got the body language of someone at 537 00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:46,120 {\an2}the worst Christmas dinner he's ever been to. 538 00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:47,720 {\an1}LAUGHTER 539 00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:49,440 {\an2}He's like this. OK. 540 00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:51,080 {\an2}Nick thought it was just a nice, straightforward quiz. 541 00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:52,400 {\an2}I thought it was a real quiz. 542 00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:54,440 {\an1}LAUGHTER 543 00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:58,320 {\an2}APPLAUSE He's hiding it really well. 544 00:24:58,360 --> 00:25:00,520 {\an2}But he's also like, "What is going on?" 545 00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:01,760 {\an2}I thought it was a real quiz. 546 00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:03,760 {\an2}I've got water and wine and I keep alternating. 547 00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:05,160 {\an2}But now I'm just going to stick with the wine. 548 00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:06,600 {\an1}LAUGHTER 549 00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:07,680 {\an2}OK. I asked you 550 00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:09,680 {\an2}why a bunch of influencers were so upset. 551 00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:10,840 {\an2}What did you all think? 552 00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:12,920 {\an2}Um, bad relationship with their fathers. 553 00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:17,080 {\an2}Jonathan, Nick, did you get this? Nick knew the answer to this, 554 00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:18,760 {\an2}he knows just about everything. 555 00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:22,320 {\an2}It was they thought that TikTok was being banned in the US. 556 00:25:22,360 --> 00:25:24,160 {\an2}Yeah. And we both admired their passion. 557 00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:25,240 {\an2}I can't think of anything 558 00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:27,160 {\an2}when I was their age that I cared that much about. 559 00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:30,520 {\an2}Matter of fact, even now, there's nothing I really care about. 560 00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:32,720 {\an2}So they were saying goodbye to their followers 561 00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:34,760 {\an2}because they didn't think they would have a career. 562 00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:37,040 {\an2}It was banned for 12 hours. Yeah. 563 00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:38,480 {\an2}And then they brought it back. 564 00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:39,880 {\an2}But I think they thought it was forever. 565 00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:42,440 {\an2}Yeah. Katherine, Roisin, did you get this? 566 00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:45,720 {\an2}We did. We knew it was the TikTok ban. It's this idea that the Chinese 567 00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:48,600 {\an2}are trying to make Americans stupid, when really, 568 00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:50,960 {\an2}they're just trying to keep them stupid. 569 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,880 {\an2}Yeah. Yeah. It was the TikTok ban in America. 570 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:55,960 {\an2}The modern equivalent of Thatcher closing the mines. 571 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,960 {\an1}LAUGHTER 572 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,920 {\an2}All right. So I asked you what viral trend 573 00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:02,520 {\an2}Keir Starmer had to apologise 574 00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:04,800 {\an2}for taking part in, to a headteacher? 575 00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:07,160 {\an2}Uh, Lou? Getting his dick out. 576 00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:08,920 {\an1}LAUGHTER 577 00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:10,960 {\an2}You think there's a viral trend that's been banned 578 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,840 {\an2}in schools and it is getting your dick out? 579 00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:14,040 {\an2}My uncle said that was, yeah. 580 00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:17,720 {\an2}I advised my client not to put that down. 581 00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:19,600 {\an2}What did you write? Six seven. 582 00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:21,600 {\an2}And I said, "Times he got his dick out." 583 00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:24,760 {\an2}And then I put sumo. 584 00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:26,640 {\an2}For a bit of fun. 585 00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:28,680 {\an2}A bit of fun. Nick, Jonathan, did you get this? 586 00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:29,880 {\an2}Nick knew this. 587 00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:31,680 {\an2}I've never encountered this, but six seven. 588 00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:34,040 {\an2}And you were saying your children do this on a regular basis. 589 00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:36,480 {\an2}They do, sadly, but, yeah - six seven. 590 00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:37,800 {\an2}Katherine, Roisin, did you get this? 591 00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:40,200 {\an2}Yep. What was the viral trend? 592 00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:41,960 {\an2}Banned in schools? Syphilis. 593 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,280 {\an1}LAUGHTER 594 00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:46,800 {\an2}It's absolutely having a comeback. 595 00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:49,040 {\an1}LAUGHTER 596 00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:50,320 {\an2}Well, let's take a look. 597 00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:52,400 {\an2}It's very exciting. "Six seven." 598 00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:57,720 {\an2}Six seven. Six seven! Yeah. 599 00:26:57,760 --> 00:26:59,920 {\an2}Six seven, everybody do it. 600 00:26:59,960 --> 00:27:02,480 {\an2}Six seven. Are you doing page six seven? 601 00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:04,680 {\an2}We're not over that yet. We're not over that. 602 00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:06,880 {\an2}See you later. 603 00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:10,120 {\an2}Thanks, Prime Minister, for... 604 00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:11,840 {\an2}..that lovely six seven. 605 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:14,080 {\an2}You know, children get into trouble for saying that in school? 606 00:27:14,120 --> 00:27:15,160 {\an2}Oh, do they? 607 00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:17,560 {\an1}SHE LAUGHS 608 00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:18,920 {\an2}He punched that teacher in the shoulder. 609 00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:19,960 {\an2}Did you see it? 610 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,080 {\an2}Short arm, wallop. 611 00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:25,120 {\an1}LAUGHTER 612 00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:27,200 {\an2}OK, time now for a special bonus round. 613 00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:28,920 {\an2}This is the part of the show where I introduce 614 00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:30,080 {\an2}a special mystery guest. 615 00:27:30,120 --> 00:27:32,120 {\an2}All you need to do is tell me who they are 616 00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:34,040 {\an2}and how they made headlines this year. 617 00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:36,360 {\an2}However, you can only ask them yes or no questions. 618 00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:38,760 {\an2}Please welcome our mystery guest. Ooh! 619 00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:40,800 {\an1}APPLAUSE 620 00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:44,880 {\an2}Hello. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. 621 00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:49,880 {\an2}Just yes or no questions. Please, have at it. 622 00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:52,840 {\an2}Are you involved in sport in some way professionally? 623 00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:53,920 {\an2}No. OK. 624 00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:56,200 {\an2}Have you ever eaten mashed potato with your bare hands? 625 00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:57,800 {\an2}Yes. Ah! Me too! 626 00:27:57,840 --> 00:27:59,840 {\an1}LAUGHTER 627 00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:02,240 {\an2}ROISIN: Where did you get your top? 628 00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:05,640 {\an2}It's yes or no. 629 00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:07,360 {\an2}It's that top online? 630 00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:08,680 {\an2}Yes. 631 00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:13,240 {\an2}Are you known? Is it part of your glamorous fashion look? 632 00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:16,000 {\an2}No. No? Sorry, are you trying to buy her top? 633 00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:17,960 {\an1}LAUGHTER 634 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,040 {\an2}Does what you do 635 00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:22,040 {\an2}involve being physical, like dancing or moving in some way? 636 00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:23,360 {\an2}No. 637 00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:26,080 {\an2}Does what you do involve using your voice in some way? 638 00:28:26,120 --> 00:28:27,120 {\an2}Yes. 639 00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:30,800 {\an2}LOU GASPS Ooh, ooh, I know it. I know it! 640 00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:31,880 {\an2}You do know it. 641 00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:33,360 {\an2}Are you the voice of a... 642 00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:34,880 {\an2}Woah, woah, woah! SHOUTING: Jet2 Holidays! 643 00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:37,800 {\an2}KATHERINE SHOUTING: I love Jet2 Holidays! 644 00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:39,120 {\an2}I can't believe it! 645 00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:44,760 {\an2}Wow. Well, Lou, thanks so much for being here. 646 00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:46,400 {\an2}Why don't you write down your answers... 647 00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:48,160 {\an1}LAUGHTER 648 00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:50,760 {\an2}..and I guess we'll see. 649 00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:53,720 {\an2}Wow, I can't wait for the reveal on this one. 650 00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:57,960 {\an2}I'm so sorry. 651 00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:59,680 {\an2}I do... No! Bah-bah! 652 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:03,720 {\an2}I am such a fan, if we are right, 653 00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:06,000 {\an2}that I even know this young lady's name. 654 00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:07,160 {\an2}How about that? 655 00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:09,320 {\an2}Can I get a bonus point if I guess her name right? 656 00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:11,720 {\an2}Yes, you can. First name, last name? Just the first name. 657 00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:13,320 {\an2}Well, first name Jet. 658 00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:15,360 {\an1}LAUGHTER 659 00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:20,720 {\an2}So, what have you written, Roisin, Katherine? 660 00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:23,200 {\an2}I am such a fan. I can't believe this, 661 00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:24,800 {\an2}of this Jet2 Holidays trend. 662 00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:29,000 {\an2}And I think that this actress who voices the advert is called Zoe. 663 00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:31,160 {\an2}OK, well. Let's see. Jonathan. Nick, what did you write? 664 00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:34,320 {\an2}We're very big fans of the person who does the Jet2 Holiday voice also. 665 00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:37,120 {\an2}And we think the name... Is Zoe. ..is Zoe. 666 00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:40,400 {\an2}Oh, you thought that did you, Jonathan? 667 00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:43,280 {\an2}And I also love that top. 668 00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:47,320 {\an2}Jonathan, if you start trying to outbid me for the top. 669 00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:49,840 {\an2}I mean, I think we know who's gonna fucking win. 670 00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:52,360 {\an1}LAUGHTER 671 00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:53,520 {\an2}God damn it! 672 00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:56,360 {\an2}Richard, Lou, what have you written? 673 00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:58,960 {\an2}Jet2 Holidays. Oh, did you think it was Jet2 holidays, did you, Lou? 674 00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:02,440 {\an2}Mystery guest, can you reveal 675 00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:04,600 {\an2}who you are and how you made the news? 676 00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:08,080 {\an2}My name is Zoe Lister, and I'm the voice of Jet2 holidays. 677 00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:10,120 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 678 00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:15,600 {\an2}Very nice to have you here. Thank you. 679 00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:17,240 {\an2}Let's treat ourselves to a look 680 00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:20,880 {\an2}of how people have used your viral voiceover. 681 00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:25,880 {\an2}# Darling, hold my hand...# Nothing beats a Jet2 Holiday. 682 00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:29,680 {\an2}And right now you can save £50 per person. 683 00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:32,080 {\an2}That's £200 off for a family of four. 684 00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:37,000 {\an2}We've got millions of free child place 685 00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:41,480 {\an2}holidays available with 22kg of baggage included. 686 00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:47,920 {\an2}Book now with Jet2 Holidays. 687 00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:49,400 {\an2}Package holidays you can trust. 688 00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:51,600 {\an1}LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 689 00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:53,640 {\an2}So good, so good. 690 00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:58,560 {\an2}OK, let's see what that's done to the scores. 691 00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:01,320 {\an8}OK, so Roisin and Katherine, five points. 692 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:03,720 {\an8}Joint lead, Jonathan, Nick having nine. 693 00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:05,960 {\an8}Richard and Lou have nine. Come on. OK. 694 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,080 {\an1}APPLAUSE 695 00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:11,320 {\an2}Now, that's it for part two. Zoe, would you give us a treat? 696 00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:15,200 {\an2}Will you throw to the break for us in your full Jet2 Holiday voice? 697 00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:17,280 {\an2}Yes. OK, here we go. 698 00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:20,080 {\an2}Nothing beats the Big Fat Quiz Of The Year. 699 00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:21,200 {\an2}Unless you're judging 700 00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:24,200 {\an2}on viewing figures or critical response. 701 00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:28,880 {\an2}In which case a lot of things beat the Big Fat Quiz Of The Year. 702 00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:32,920 {\an2}But right now you can enjoy all your favourite comedians. 703 00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:34,400 {\an2}There's Elder Incel. 704 00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:38,160 {\an2}Surprisingly not gay. 705 00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:40,000 {\an1}LAUGHTER 706 00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:41,600 {\an2}Crazy cat lady. 707 00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:44,560 {\an2}Joan Rivers, I think. 708 00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:47,120 {\an2}A walking red flag. 709 00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:50,440 {\an2}And a Lego estate agent. 710 00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:53,160 {\an2}And grandad goes free. 711 00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:55,200 {\an1}HE MOUTHS 712 00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:57,240 {\an1}LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 713 00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:00,640 {\an2}Disrespectful. That's disrespectful. 714 00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:04,360 {\an2}So why not enjoy Big Fat Quiz Of The Year after the break? 715 00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:16,680 {\an2}Welcome back to the Big Fat. Quiz Of The Year. 716 00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:19,160 {\an2}The show, which flies the flag for 2025, 717 00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:21,480 {\an2}then watches as someone pulls down that flag 718 00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:23,760 {\an2}and then someone else puts it back up again. 719 00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:25,640 {\an2}Our next round is all about music. 720 00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:27,240 {\an2}Kylie Jenner released her first single 721 00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:30,000 {\an2}in October and was criticised for using Auto-Tune. 722 00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:32,040 {\an2}Of course, she used Auto-Tune on her voice. 723 00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:34,440 {\an2}She's used Auto-Tune on her whole face. 724 00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:36,000 {\an2}I doubt she thought 725 00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:37,640 {\an2}changing her voice was that big a deal. 726 00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:39,400 {\an2}Her dad is Caitlyn Jenner. 727 00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:43,240 {\an2}Cardi B had beef with Nicki Minaj. 728 00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:45,600 {\an2}I think Cardi B is just jealous because Nicki's got 729 00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:49,040 {\an2}a recording studio in her house, so now she can twerk from home. 730 00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:51,240 {\an2}Oh, very nice. 731 00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:53,880 {\an2}APPLAUSE Yeah. 732 00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:55,520 {\an2}Nicely done, nicely done. 733 00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:58,400 {\an2}Correct response to an excellent joke. OK. 734 00:32:58,440 --> 00:32:59,880 {\an2}Time for some music questions. 735 00:32:59,920 --> 00:33:03,880 {\an2}In August, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce got engaged. 736 00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:06,800 {\an2}But can you fill in the blanks of their Instagram caption 737 00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:08,440 {\an2}announcing the happy news? 738 00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:11,400 {\an8}"Your blank blank and your blank blank are getting married." 739 00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:12,920 {\an8}You know this one as well? 740 00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:14,920 {\an8}It's one point for both blanks. 741 00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:16,920 {\an8}Oh, my god, Nick you're good! 742 00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:19,960 {\an2}Anal is one N. 743 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,520 {\an1}LAUGHTER 744 00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:25,240 {\an2}Next up, it's over to pop star Jade Thirwall. 745 00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:28,720 {\an2}Hi, Jimmy. I released my debut solo album, 746 00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:31,120 {\an2}That's Showbiz Baby, this year. 747 00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:33,240 {\an2}Another iconic album of the year 748 00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:36,800 {\an2}that I love was Lily Allen's West End Girl. 749 00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:41,200 {\an2}In the album, she called her ex's bachelor pad his "pussy palace." 750 00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:45,400 {\an2}But can your team's name three things she allegedly found there? 751 00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:49,080 {\an2}Ooh! OK. So Jade wants to know what three things 752 00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:51,880 {\an2}Lily Allen sings about finding in her ex husband 753 00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:53,640 {\an2}David Harbour's bachelor pad. 754 00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:55,920 {\an2}A snooker table. 755 00:33:57,360 --> 00:33:59,880 {\an2}It's a point per item for this one. 756 00:33:59,920 --> 00:34:01,840 {\an2}So three points up for grabs. 757 00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:04,240 {\an2}OK. Next question. 758 00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:07,400 {\an2}Calvin Harris and Vick Hope welcomed their first child in July. 759 00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:08,560 {\an2}Congratulations to them. 760 00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:11,000 {\an2}But can you tell me what was unusual about one of 761 00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:14,000 {\an2}the photos Calvin posted on Instagram 762 00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:16,400 {\an2}to mark their son's arrival? 763 00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:18,640 {\an2}Did they have a baby? They did have a baby, yes. 764 00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:20,280 {\an2}How nice. Calvin and Vick Hope. 765 00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:22,280 {\an2}I'm guessing you don't know the answer to this. 766 00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:24,880 {\an2}I know the answer to it. Oh, Nick knows the answer. OK. 767 00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:27,600 {\an2}Oh, my God, did they? Yep. Why? 768 00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:31,960 {\an2}Ahead of the Oasis tour, 769 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,720 {\an2}Edinburgh City Council meeting notes were leaked. 770 00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:36,240 {\an2}They described Oasis fans as 771 00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:38,320 {\an2}rowdy, intoxicated, middle aged men. 772 00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:41,240 {\an2}In response, how did Liam Gallagher describe 773 00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:43,280 {\an2}Edinburgh City Council officials 774 00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:45,040 {\an2}on their opening night in Edinburgh? 775 00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:47,600 {\an2}So how did Liam Gallagher describe 776 00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:49,600 {\an2}Edinburgh City Council officials? 777 00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:52,680 {\an2}Oh, I know all about the new bands. 778 00:34:52,720 --> 00:34:55,600 {\an1}ROISIN LAUGHS 779 00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:56,680 {\an2}Oh. 780 00:34:57,960 --> 00:34:59,080 {\an2}Chappell Roan. 781 00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:03,160 {\an2}I've heard about the club for ponies. 782 00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:04,800 {\an2}And then there's, uh... 783 00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:07,480 {\an2}..Sabrina, a young lady. 784 00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:09,960 {\an2}This is really... 785 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,520 {\an2}This is really a glimpse into the care home, isn't it? This is... 786 00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:14,840 {\an1}LAUGHTER 787 00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:17,880 {\an2}OK, first up, I asked you to fill in the blanks 788 00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:19,800 {\an2}for the Instagram caption announcing 789 00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:22,280 {\an8}Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's engagement. 790 00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:23,920 {\an2}Richard and Lou, you probably got this, didn't you? 791 00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:26,640 {\an2}I put adhesive beard... 792 00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:28,360 {\an2}..and narcoleptic billionaire. 793 00:35:29,720 --> 00:35:31,040 {\an8}Lou. 794 00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:33,840 {\an8}English teacher and PE teacher. 795 00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:35,520 {\an2}Jonathan, Nick, did you get this? 796 00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:37,760 {\an8}Well, we put "English teacher, gym teacher." 797 00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:39,480 {\an2}Katherine, Roisin. We thought it was 798 00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:41,920 {\an2}perhaps your favourite 1.6 billionaire 799 00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:44,920 {\an2}and your favourite 100 millionaire. Wow. 800 00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:48,560 {\an8}Because it's tricky to choose your favourite ones of those. 801 00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:50,160 {\an8}But we think that's what it is. 802 00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:52,840 {\an2}You're my favourite 100 millionaire, by the way. 803 00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:56,240 {\an2}Thank you. And my favourite 1.6 billionaire, 804 00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:57,520 {\an2}depending on who's asking. 805 00:35:57,560 --> 00:35:59,280 {\an1}LAUGHTER 806 00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:01,200 {\an2}If it's HMRC, it's the lower figure. 807 00:36:01,240 --> 00:36:03,240 {\an1}APPLAUSE 808 00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:08,760 {\an2}I think we got it wrong. I put, "favourite teacher, favourite coach" 809 00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:11,520 {\an2}and I can't believe I got that wrong. 810 00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:13,840 {\an8}The right answer is "your English teacher 811 00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:16,040 {\an8}"and your gym teacher are getting married." 812 00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:18,080 {\an2}Points, points, no points. OK. 813 00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:20,120 {\an2}Jade wanted to know what three things 814 00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:21,560 {\an2}Lily Allen allegedly found 815 00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:25,480 {\an2}in her ex-husband's bachelor pad in her song Pussy Palace. 816 00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:26,600 {\an2}What did you put? 817 00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:28,320 {\an2}A book. My book. 818 00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:30,160 {\an1}LAUGHTER 819 00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:31,560 {\an2}A pipe bomb. 820 00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:33,840 {\an2}Cheerios. 821 00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:35,480 {\an2}Intimate items. 822 00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:36,920 {\an2}Gas cooker. 823 00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:39,880 {\an2}And weirdly, a map of Coventry. 824 00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:41,880 {\an2}What did she name in the song? It's in the song. 825 00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:43,440 {\an2}So, Jonathan, Nick, what have you got? 826 00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:46,600 {\an2}We went with... A variety of things. Would you like to start? 827 00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:48,680 {\an2}Well... Are you sure? Yeah, go ahead. 828 00:36:48,720 --> 00:36:50,080 {\an2}Butt plug. Butt plug. 829 00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:52,040 {\an2}Um... Yeah, it's out now. 830 00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:54,120 {\an2}Yeah. Towels... Well, I'd hope so. 831 00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:56,120 {\an1}LAUGHTER 832 00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:58,600 {\an2}We thought general sex toys, a variety of sex toys. 833 00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:01,560 {\an2}Different kind of sex toys. Different implements of all sorts. 834 00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:03,640 {\an2}General sex toys should get no points. 835 00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:05,320 {\an2}No, she name checks sex toys. 836 00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:06,720 {\an2}Yes. So sex toys. 837 00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:10,320 {\an2}Lube... Lube Sanders. Lube Sanders. ..and a picture of Jimmy. 838 00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:11,440 {\an2}We thought a picture of Jimmy. 839 00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:14,440 {\an2}OK. Sex toys, butt plug, lube, 840 00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:15,640 {\an2}three points. 841 00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:17,120 {\an2}Was this in, like, a go-bag? 842 00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:19,160 {\an2}Cos I used to have a go-bag. Whoa! 843 00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:22,880 {\an2}What, when you were in Breaking Bad? No, I had two go-bags. 844 00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:25,120 {\an2}In case there's a disaster, you have a go-bag. 845 00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:27,000 {\an2}And I watch a lot of zombie films, 846 00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:29,320 {\an2}and I thought I would get a zombie go-bag ready 847 00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:31,120 {\an2}in case there's a zombie apocalypse. 848 00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:32,360 {\an2}What was in there? What was in...? 849 00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:36,840 {\an2}I had a fold-up axe. Two tents, water purification tablets. 850 00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:40,480 {\an2}I had a knife that can start fire. And I had a book. 851 00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:44,240 {\an2}And guess what? I lost my go-bag. 852 00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:47,680 {\an2}Oh, bad enough having a zombie apocalypse, 853 00:37:47,720 --> 00:37:50,640 {\an2}but now you've lost your bag. Oh! LAUGHTER 854 00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:53,480 {\an2}And so in this apocalypse, is your assistant coming with you? 855 00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:56,440 {\an2}No. How dare you? Is that me? Yeah. 856 00:37:57,760 --> 00:37:59,960 {\an2}Nick's got your go-bag. Yeah. 857 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,000 {\an1}LAUGHTER 858 00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:06,800 {\an2}And he puts some extra dentures in there. 859 00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:09,080 {\an2}And a banana. I like them. That's nice, 860 00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:11,480 {\an2}because you can have them even when you've lost your teeth, can't you? 861 00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:14,560 {\an2}What did you put for this, Katherine, Roisin? 862 00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:16,320 {\an2}A scratching post. 863 00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:17,800 {\an2}In every pussy palace. 864 00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:20,000 {\an2}A large guinea pig. 865 00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:22,240 {\an2}Yummy! 866 00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:25,240 {\an2}What else? Butt plug. Butt plug, we got that. Butt plug, yeah. 867 00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:27,000 {\an2}And lube. Lube. 868 00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:29,120 {\an2}Lube Sanders was in the corner. 869 00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:31,280 {\an2}Lube, butt plug. Anything else? 870 00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:32,880 {\an2}What else do you want? 871 00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:34,600 {\an2}Well, I... We ain't got all night! 872 00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:36,680 {\an2}I would have accepted any of these. 873 00:38:36,720 --> 00:38:40,160 {\an2}It's Duane Reade bag, sex toys, butt plugs, 874 00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:42,120 {\an2}lube, Trojan condoms, 875 00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:45,600 {\an2}shoebox full of handwritten letters or long black hair. 876 00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:46,800 {\an2}Oh. Long black hair. 877 00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:49,280 {\an2}So they don't have a gas cooker in this house? Yeah. 878 00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:50,600 {\an1}LAUGHTER 879 00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:52,000 {\an2}Or, frankly, Cheerios. 880 00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:54,800 {\an2}So, Roisin, Katherine, two points. 881 00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:56,680 {\an2}Jonathan, Nick, three points. 882 00:38:56,720 --> 00:38:58,600 {\an2}Richard, Lou, no points on that. 883 00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:00,880 {\an2}I asked you what was unusual about the photo 884 00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:04,040 {\an2}Calvin Harris posted on Instagram to mark the birth of his son? 885 00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:05,480 {\an2}What did you all write? 886 00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:07,560 {\an2}Placenta. 887 00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:09,240 {\an2}And GPS coordinates. 888 00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:12,960 {\an2}And pictures of various similar but unconnected babies. 889 00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:15,440 {\an2}OK, Nick, Jonathan. 890 00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:17,000 {\an2}I didn't know, but Nick claims... 891 00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:19,600 {\an2}Yeah, I think they held up the placenta in it, I think. 892 00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:21,200 {\an2}Roisin, Katherine, what have you got? 893 00:39:21,240 --> 00:39:23,440 {\an2}They were gonna eat the placenta. 894 00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:27,360 {\an2}OK. It was a photo of his wife, Vick Hope's placenta 895 00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:30,760 {\an2}with the cord placed into the shape of a heart. Trigger warning. 896 00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:32,960 {\an2}Here's the photo. You might want to look away now 897 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,640 {\an2}if you're currently sat at home eating a placenta. 898 00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:38,920 {\an2}AUDIENCE GROANS Oh! 899 00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:41,200 {\an2}That's a nice one! ROISIN: I like it. 900 00:39:41,240 --> 00:39:43,520 {\an2}That looks like Vecna from Stranger Things. 901 00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:45,560 {\an1}LAUGHTER 902 00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:49,080 {\an2}They did make the placenta into tablets, 903 00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:51,080 {\an2}so points, points, points. 904 00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:52,760 {\an2}LOU: Points, points and some dinner. 905 00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:54,520 {\an1}LAUGHTER 906 00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:55,880 {\an2}I asked you how Liam Gallagher 907 00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:58,520 {\an2}described Edinburgh City Council. What did you think? 908 00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:01,680 {\an2}He said their friends were posh, ugly tossers. 909 00:40:01,720 --> 00:40:03,840 {\an2}Yeah, he said "you're tossers with posh ugly mates." 910 00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:05,280 {\an2}That's it. 911 00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:07,200 {\an2}Jonathan, Nick, what did you put? 912 00:40:07,240 --> 00:40:08,880 {\an2}It's something like a bunch of slags. 913 00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:09,960 {\an2}And then he likes to finish 914 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,520 {\an2}a sentence by saying, "as you were." 915 00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:14,240 {\an2}Richard, Lou. 916 00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:15,560 {\an2}I thought this was lovely. 917 00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:18,720 {\an2}Yeah, I think he just said, "Look, it takes one to know one." 918 00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:22,720 {\an2}And that those comments are hurtful. 919 00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:26,400 {\an2}Well, I can tell you he called them... 920 00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:27,920 {\an2}God love him, Liam Gallagher. 921 00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:30,080 {\an2}"Fucking slags" and "a bunch of snakes." 922 00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:32,480 {\an2}And we will also accept 923 00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:34,520 {\an2}"posh ugly mates" because he sort of said that too. 924 00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:36,120 {\an2}Yeah. Thank you! 925 00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:37,760 {\an2}OK. Can you do a Manchester accent? 926 00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:40,600 {\an2}You can. Manchester. You can do it. You start it. 927 00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:43,360 {\an2}Woah, me?Someone... LAUGHTER 928 00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:45,880 {\an2}IN MANC ACCENT: What's your Manchester like? Oh, that's good. 929 00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:47,680 {\an2}My only accent is slag. 930 00:40:47,720 --> 00:40:49,280 {\an2}When I try to do British... 931 00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:51,520 {\an2}IN ENGLISH ACCENT: Like, it comes out like this. 932 00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:54,040 {\an2}Like, I'm beautiful, gorgeous, like a model. 933 00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:55,200 {\an2}Love it. 934 00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:59,040 {\an2}It's so good. It's so good. That's really good. 935 00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:01,280 {\an2}But that's the only one that comes out. 936 00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:02,560 {\an2}So, slag. 937 00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:05,560 {\an2}I'm glad you said it. OK. 938 00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:06,800 {\an2}So at the end of that round, 939 00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:09,800 {\an2}the scores are Roisin and Katherine have nine points. 940 00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:11,360 {\an2}Jonathan and Nick have 15. 941 00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:13,160 {\an2}Richard and Lou have 11. Wow. 942 00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:14,760 {\an1}APPLAUSE 943 00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:17,520 {\an2}Time for a quick break. 944 00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:19,320 {\an2}Just like a prison guard, I'm releasing you, 945 00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:20,480 {\an2}but you do have to promise to come back. 946 00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:21,560 {\an2}See you in five. 947 00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:34,680 {\an2}Welcome back to the Big Fat Quiz Of The Year 2025. 948 00:41:34,720 --> 00:41:37,360 {\an2}If you're just joining us, so far the quiz has been big, 949 00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:39,080 {\an2}fat and about the year. 950 00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:40,720 {\an2}There, that's you all caught up. 951 00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:43,920 {\an2}This next round is all about sport. 952 00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:45,720 {\an2}Luke Littler became the youngest 953 00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:48,240 {\an2}world champion in darts history. It just goes to show, 954 00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:50,600 {\an2}even if you're just a teenager, if you work hard, 955 00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:52,120 {\an2}follow your dreams and focus, 956 00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:53,600 {\an2}you too can look 40. 957 00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:55,280 {\an1}LAUGHTER 958 00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:56,640 {\an2}Wow! 959 00:41:56,680 --> 00:42:00,040 {\an2}The Red Roses won the Women's Rugby World Cup, 960 00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:03,000 {\an2}roared on by their wags - wives and girlfriends. 961 00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:05,000 {\an2}Although it's women playing so it should be... 962 00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:06,160 {\an2}Oh, no, wags still works. 963 00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:09,600 {\an2}Women's rugby is exactly the same as men's, 964 00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:11,640 {\an2}although these days they don't have hookers, 965 00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:13,760 {\an2}they call them empowered sex workers. 966 00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:15,480 {\an2}SNAPS HIS FINGERS Go, girl. 967 00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:18,680 {\an2}All right, time for some sports questions. 968 00:42:18,720 --> 00:42:21,240 {\an2}First up, and it's over to Lioness Ella Toone. 969 00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:22,280 {\an2}Yay. Yeah! 970 00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:24,200 {\an2}Hi, Jimmy. The Lionesses had an amazing 971 00:42:24,240 --> 00:42:26,440 {\an2}summer with our win at the Euros this year, 972 00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:29,360 {\an2}and the support from the fans in Switzerland was amazing. 973 00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:33,360 {\an2}They even came up with a new chant for our manager Sarina Wiegman, 974 00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:35,640 {\an2}which was a twist on a classic tune. 975 00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:38,080 {\an2}Do you remember what they were singing? 976 00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:40,560 {\an2}So what did the fans sing to Sarina Wiegman? 977 00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:42,600 {\an2}What I liked about that video was at the beginning. 978 00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:46,400 {\an2}She started it like you were a job at the end of a very long day. 979 00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:47,720 {\an2}It was like, "Hi, Jimmy, which song?" 980 00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:50,280 {\an2}And then halfway through, she definitely got told to smile. 981 00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:52,320 {\an1}LAUGHTER 982 00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:56,600 {\an2}Is she a footballer? 983 00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:57,680 {\an2}Yes. OK. 984 00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:02,600 {\an2}And we have to do the lyrics to the song? 985 00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:03,840 {\an2}To a football song? 986 00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:05,400 {\an2}In Switzerland? 987 00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:09,400 {\an2}# Ole, ole-ole-ole, ole. # 988 00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:12,080 {\an2}Ever heard it? LAUGHTER 989 00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:15,360 {\an2}Jimmy, can we have a clue? Is it like a play on Sarina? 990 00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:17,440 {\an2}What's going on? No, you can't have a clue! 991 00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:19,160 {\an2}It's a... We've already got the answer. 992 00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:21,680 {\an2}You can't give them clues, Jimmy. You haven't got the answer, 993 00:43:21,720 --> 00:43:24,440 {\an2}Nick's got the answer... LAUGHTER 994 00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:26,000 {\an2}..and he's got your go-bag. 995 00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:28,720 {\an2}That is just... That's just a technicality. 996 00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:31,160 {\an2}You can't even fight zombies anymore. 997 00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:32,240 {\an2}You're nothing. 998 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,600 {\an2}In August, a tennis fan was forced to make a public apology 999 00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:38,920 {\an2}after his actions at the US open went viral. 1000 00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:41,360 {\an2}He was dubbed the most hated man on the internet. 1001 00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:43,720 {\an2}What did he do? Oh, I know this, actually. 1002 00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:45,800 {\an2}Write it down and then we're halfway there. 1003 00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:48,760 {\an2}I'm going to wait and do a Lou in a minute and just scream it out. 1004 00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:53,760 {\an2}In October, London hosted the Grand Sumo Tournament. 1005 00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:55,400 {\an2}The winner took home a trophy 1006 00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:57,920 {\an2}and two other larger-than-life prizes. 1007 00:43:57,960 --> 00:43:59,880 {\an2}Can you remember what they were? 1008 00:43:59,920 --> 00:44:01,920 {\an2}Um. 1009 00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:03,720 {\an2}Oh. What were they? 1010 00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:05,640 {\an2}Oh, Roisin's just having a snack, that's nice. 1011 00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:08,560 {\an2}I won't be snack shamed at Christmas. 1012 00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:10,120 {\an2}You won't be snack shamed at Christmas? 1013 00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:11,400 {\an2}No. Well, we'll see. 1014 00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:13,000 {\an2}Jimmy, what was the question? 1015 00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:15,040 {\an1}LAUGHTER 1016 00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:17,560 {\an2}Did you eat a bit of skin there? 1017 00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:19,640 {\an2}We'll find out. 1018 00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:23,280 {\an2}Honestly, Jimmy... Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, 1019 00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:24,400 {\an2}what was the question? 1020 00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:26,440 {\an1}LAUGHTER 1021 00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:29,240 {\an2}I do regret that, yeah. 1022 00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:32,200 {\an2}Hang on. Sorry. 1023 00:44:32,240 --> 00:44:33,960 {\an2}I do need the question one more time. 1024 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:35,120 {\an2}OK. We did the... 1025 00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:37,280 {\an2}ROISIN: Do the accent, for the love of God! 1026 00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:40,960 {\an2}Jimmy, do your Manchester accent. 1027 00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:43,840 {\an2}JONATHAN: Jimmy, please do it for Christmas. 1028 00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:45,400 {\an2}For the kids, for Christmas. Christmas! 1029 00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:47,200 {\an2}The kids are watching, they want to hear... It's Christmaaas! 1030 00:44:47,240 --> 00:44:49,960 {\an1}LAUGHTER 1031 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:51,240 {\an2}It's Christmaaas! 1032 00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:53,760 {\an2}Christmaaas. Come on! 1033 00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:55,800 {\an1}LAUGHTER 1034 00:44:58,080 --> 00:44:59,720 {\an2}Jimmy. Jimmy, I haven't said much, 1035 00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:02,200 {\an2}but please do your Manchester accent. Yes. 1036 00:45:02,240 --> 00:45:04,760 {\an2}KATHERINE: Oh, you're such a good boy. 1037 00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:06,800 {\an1}APPLAUSE 1038 00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:10,840 {\an2}IN MANC ACCENT: All right, our kid. 1039 00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:12,480 {\an2}Oh, that's great! Quite good. 1040 00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:14,120 {\an2}That's good. That's it, that's all I do. 1041 00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:18,240 {\an2}In October, London hosted the grand sumo tournament. 1042 00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:19,720 {\an2}The winner took home a trophy 1043 00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:22,040 {\an2}and two other larger-than-life prizes. 1044 00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:23,800 {\an2}Can you remember what they were? 1045 00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:25,000 {\an2}Afterlife. 1046 00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:27,240 {\an2}They took home... Larger than life. 1047 00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:29,120 {\an2}OK. Time for a "say what you see." 1048 00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:30,200 {\an2}All I want to know is 1049 00:45:30,240 --> 00:45:33,200 {\an8}what sports story these images represent. 1050 00:45:33,240 --> 00:45:35,280 {\an8}Do not say it out loud! 1051 00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:37,080 {\an8}Lou Sanders, I'm talking to you. 1052 00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:40,720 {\an8}OK. So say what you see. 1053 00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:43,320 {\an8}Just say what you see. Do not say it out loud what you see, 1054 00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:45,560 {\an8}just say what you see and write it down. OK. OK. 1055 00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:49,240 {\an8}Ted. Moon, Ted. 1056 00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:52,880 {\an8}Ham, full moon, Ted. 1057 00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:55,000 {\an8}OK. Time for some answers. 1058 00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:57,040 {\an2}First up, Lioness Ella Toone asked you 1059 00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:59,120 {\an2}what new chant fans sung to the manager, 1060 00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:02,360 {\an2}Sarina Wiegman, during the European Women's Championship this year? 1061 00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:03,440 {\an2}What did you write? 1062 00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:06,360 {\an2}Roisin, Katherine, you're a big football fans. What do you think they...? 1063 00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:10,160 {\an2}# Sarina, Sarina 1064 00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:13,760 {\an2}# She reminds me of a West Side Story. # 1065 00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:16,920 {\an2}You know that song? Wah-wah! Was it that? 1066 00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:19,040 {\an2}Do I know that song? 1067 00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:22,200 {\an2}I don't know what you just did, but I think music just got worse. 1068 00:46:22,240 --> 00:46:24,320 {\an2}OK. No. Jonathan, Nick? 1069 00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:27,080 {\an2}SINGS TUNE TO TEQUILA Sarina. 1070 00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:29,480 {\an2}Sarina. 1071 00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:31,880 {\an2}SINGS TUNE TO TEQUILA Sarina. 1072 00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:36,160 {\an2}# Ba-da-da-DA! Ba-da-da-DA! 1073 00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:38,280 {\an2}It's good. # Ba-da-da-DA! # 1074 00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:40,160 {\an2}He's choking! Choking... 1075 00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:43,080 {\an2}LAUGHTER Sarina! 1076 00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:46,120 {\an2}Tequila. Tequila. I mean, that's a double act right there. 1077 00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:48,160 {\an1}APPLAUSE 1078 00:46:49,720 --> 00:46:50,760 {\an2}That's the right answer. 1079 00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:53,040 {\an2}We go now to Richard and Lou for their answer. 1080 00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:55,680 {\an2}# Boop, boop, boop. Wiegman, we love you. # 1081 00:46:55,720 --> 00:46:58,320 {\an2}Oh, yeah. # Boop, boop, boop, we love you! # 1082 00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:00,840 {\an2}# Boop, boop, boop. Wiegman. # 1083 00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:03,040 {\an2}I thought "you" rhymed with "boop". 1084 00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:06,200 {\an1}LAUGHTER 1085 00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:08,640 {\an2}OK. 1086 00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:10,920 {\an2}Well, it was Tequila. Thank you. 1087 00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:12,000 {\an2}Correct. 1088 00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:14,840 {\an2}KATHERINE: I love women's football because it reflects real life, 1089 00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:16,800 {\an2}that women are much better, but paid less. 1090 00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:17,880 {\an2}Yeah. 1091 00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:20,160 {\an1}LAUGHTER 1092 00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:22,200 {\an2}OK. It was Tequila by The Champs, 1093 00:47:22,240 --> 00:47:24,000 {\an2}but they replaced the word tequila with Sarina. 1094 00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:25,920 {\an2}Let's take a look. 1095 00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:27,680 {\an1}CHANTING 1096 00:47:27,720 --> 00:47:30,000 {\an1}BRASS BAND PLAYS 1097 00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:33,840 {\an2}ALL: Sarina! Aw! 1098 00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:36,280 {\an1}APPLAUSE 1099 00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:39,640 {\an2}I asked you why a tennis fan was forced to 1100 00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:40,760 {\an2}make a public apology 1101 00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:42,920 {\an2}after his actions at the US Open went viral. 1102 00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:44,320 {\an2}What did you all put? 1103 00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:47,160 {\an2}He snatched a ball from a child. Not a ball. 1104 00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:49,640 {\an2}A... What have you got? Cap. Snatched a cap? 1105 00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:52,560 {\an2}Jonathan? We put snatched the cap from a child's hand and then, 1106 00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:55,440 {\an2}brackets, Jimmy, meaning sort of thing you would do. 1107 00:47:55,480 --> 00:47:57,400 {\an2}Oh! It's exactly the kind of thing I would do. 1108 00:47:57,440 --> 00:47:58,480 {\an2}Let's take a look. 1109 00:47:58,520 --> 00:48:00,760 {\an2}This is how I would have done it, too. I bet it's horrible. 1110 00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:09,440 {\an1}AUDIENCE GROANS 1111 00:48:13,720 --> 00:48:17,040 {\an2}He said he was convinced the tennis player had been passing him the hat. 1112 00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:19,840 {\an2}Oh! Good luck with that. 1113 00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:21,080 {\an2}No-one's buying that. 1114 00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:24,200 {\an2}Points, points, no points. OK. Um, I asked you what 1115 00:48:24,240 --> 00:48:27,040 {\an2}two things, aside from a trophy, the winners of the 1116 00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:29,240 {\an2}Grand Sumo Tournament in London took home with them. 1117 00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:31,520 {\an2}What did you think? I think, bizarrely, 1118 00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:35,280 {\an2}they gave them a giant Hello Kitty and a giant soy sauce bottle, 1119 00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:36,920 {\an2}like an inflatable soy sauce bottle or something. 1120 00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:38,720 {\an2}This could again be a fever dream that you've had. 1121 00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:42,200 {\an2}You don't know. But the reason why I'm questioning it... 1122 00:48:42,240 --> 00:48:43,320 {\an2}They're such odd things 1123 00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:45,360 {\an2}to give people who are going back to Japan, 1124 00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:47,360 {\an2}because there's a shitload of both in Japan. 1125 00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:49,520 {\an2}Richard, Lou, what did you get? 1126 00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:51,640 {\an2}We wrote, "Sumo, sumo, sumo, subo." 1127 00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:56,160 {\an2}Which is our new single. 1128 00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:57,800 {\an2}OK. Katherine, Roisin, did you get this? 1129 00:48:57,840 --> 00:48:59,960 {\an2}Yeah. I think you wouldn't give them something 1130 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,400 {\an2}that they had in abundance. You would give them 1131 00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:06,280 {\an2}something British, like a giant placenta and biscuits. 1132 00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:09,600 {\an2}Placenta and biscuits 1133 00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:12,120 {\an2}sounds like the worst Southern breakfast. 1134 00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:14,840 {\an2}OK, well, Jonathan, you've absolutely nailed it 100%. 1135 00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:17,000 {\an2}This is what they gave them. Yes! What?! 1136 00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:18,720 {\an2}Giant soy sauce and a Hello Kitty. Yes. 1137 00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:20,000 {\an2}Why, we don't know. 1138 00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:22,120 {\an1}APPLAUSE 1139 00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:24,960 {\an2}I asked you to say what you saw. 1140 00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:26,520 {\an2}Roisin and Katherine, interested in your answer. 1141 00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:28,120 {\an2}Let's go to yours. What did you see? 1142 00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:30,680 {\an2}Dave ham moon Ted... 1143 00:49:30,720 --> 00:49:31,960 {\an1}JIMMY CHUCKLES 1144 00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:33,760 {\an2}..at Windsor Castle. 1145 00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:37,520 {\an2}Ham moon Ted is very close. Richard, Lou, 1146 00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:41,160 {\an2}did you get this? David Beckham, knighted at Windsor Castle. 1147 00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:47,000 {\an2}David Beck-ham night-Ted at Wind-saw Castle. 1148 00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:48,600 {\an2}Jonathan, Nick, did you get this? Yes. 1149 00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:51,240 {\an2}We did. Look, right there. David Beckham, knighted at Windsor Castle. 1150 00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:54,080 {\an2}I like that you call Michelangelo's David Dave. Dave. 1151 00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:59,600 {\an2}When you've got your dick out, you're on a nickname basis. 1152 00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:03,920 {\an2}David with his clothes on. Dave with the todge out. 1153 00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:08,560 {\an2}It was, "David Beckham, knighted at Windsor Castle." 1154 00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:11,880 {\an2}OK. Points, points, no points. 1155 00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:13,480 {\an2}Time now for a special guest. 1156 00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:16,680 {\an2}Now, please welcome rugby legend and Faithful Joe Marler. 1157 00:50:16,720 --> 00:50:17,960 {\an2}JONATHAN: Yeah! 1158 00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:20,440 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1159 00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:23,000 {\an2}Hey! How are you? Good to see you. Come on in. 1160 00:50:24,240 --> 00:50:28,720 {\an2}This is fun. Thanks for having me. You were on The Traitors this year. 1161 00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:31,680 {\an2}Yeah. OK. Now, have you forgiven Nick? 1162 00:50:31,720 --> 00:50:33,080 {\an2}Who's Nick? 1163 00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:38,280 {\an2}He's my little hundy P. 1164 00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:41,080 {\an2}I just wasn't his, apparently. 1165 00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:42,360 {\an2}Cheers, mate. 1166 00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:45,520 {\an2}Who else do you think would be a good Traitor? 1167 00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:48,560 {\an2}Well, I think Richard would make a really, really good Traitor. 1168 00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:51,560 {\an2}Yeah, he would confuse the fuck out of everything. 1169 00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:54,760 {\an2}Thank you. I don't even know what I think. 1170 00:50:56,120 --> 00:50:57,400 {\an2}Now, Joe, you've got a question for us. 1171 00:50:57,440 --> 00:50:59,360 {\an2}What's the question? I do. Are you ready? 1172 00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:02,760 {\an2}Yeah. Yeah. We're ready. Kim Kardashian launched a new 1173 00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:05,880 {\an2}must-have item back in October. 1174 00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:07,920 {\an2}It sold out instantly, 1175 00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:11,480 {\an2}but had people online asking, "Why pay for that..." 1176 00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:15,840 {\an2}And... 1177 00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:20,320 {\an2}What was it? Ah, yes. Yes, yes. Did you know this? 1178 00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:21,760 {\an2}I've got one. 1179 00:51:24,240 --> 00:51:26,880 {\an2}If you want, you could go and slap Nick. 1180 00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:27,920 {\an2}No-one would mind. 1181 00:51:29,760 --> 00:51:30,800 {\an2}I really like him, though. 1182 00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:32,360 {\an2}He's hard to dislike, isn't he? 1183 00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:33,440 {\an2}He's really hard to dislike. 1184 00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:35,080 {\an2}Look at that little face. He's hard to dislike, 1185 00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:36,440 {\an2}but it's worth it. 1186 00:51:38,720 --> 00:51:41,080 {\an2}I tell you, you don't want to be stared at by Joe Marler. 1187 00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:44,560 {\an2}I mean, well, maybe in a loving way. 1188 00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:49,000 {\an2}But you love me as well, Joe, don't you? 1189 00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:51,840 {\an2}Yeah. 1190 00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:55,120 {\an2}All right. Have you all got answers? Yes. 1191 00:51:55,160 --> 00:51:58,400 {\an2}Yes. OK. Richard, Lou, what did you write? 1192 00:51:58,440 --> 00:51:59,440 {\an2}New breed of dog. 1193 00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:04,640 {\an2}New breed of dog? Also, "pubey briefs." 1194 00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:06,360 {\an2}Oh! Pubey briefs. And... 1195 00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:08,400 {\an2}And then you've written... Phone chargers. 1196 00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:10,360 {\an2}We're hedging our bets. You are hedging your bets. 1197 00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:12,040 {\an2}OK. Jonathan, Nick, what have you got? 1198 00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:14,400 {\an2}It was a thong with pubic hair on it. 1199 00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:17,920 {\an2}Like a merkin. Then I did a drawing, but it went slightly wrong 1200 00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:21,080 {\an2}because I did the extra line in the middle, which looks unfortunate. 1201 00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:24,280 {\an2}A little bit. Yeah. OK. Roisin, Katherine? 1202 00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:26,840 {\an2}Merkin thong. Merkin thong. 1203 00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:28,840 {\an2}That sounds like a country and western singer, doesn't it? 1204 00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:32,160 {\an2}Merkin thong. Yeah. What sort of song would he sing? 1205 00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:35,360 {\an2}# I've got no hairs down below 1206 00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:37,280 {\an2}# And a long way to go 1207 00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:40,520 {\an2}# Till I get home to my sweet pubic mama... # 1208 00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:44,760 {\an2}Why did you ask? That's really good. It was good. 1209 00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:46,920 {\an2}That was really good. APPLAUSE 1210 00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:48,840 {\an2}Joe, can you reveal the answer? 1211 00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:52,200 {\an2}It was the Skims Ultimate Bush thong. 1212 00:52:52,240 --> 00:52:54,800 {\an2}I've got one over here. Hang on. I've got... 1213 00:52:54,840 --> 00:52:58,640 {\an2}Is that an actual one? This is a genuine Skims thong. 1214 00:52:58,680 --> 00:53:00,080 {\an2}No, it's not! Yes, it is. 1215 00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:02,720 {\an2}This is... I mean, it's genuine... It's a genuine Skims... 1216 00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:06,200 {\an2}I like it. That's it. Now, Joe has very kindly agreed to model. 1217 00:53:06,240 --> 00:53:09,200 {\an2}I had my own specially made. Wow. 1218 00:53:09,240 --> 00:53:12,440 {\an2}Wow. AUDIENCE WHOOPS 1219 00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:15,240 {\an1}APPLAUSE 1220 00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:22,640 {\an2}Jonathan, are you OK? 1221 00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:24,640 {\an2}I needed to put my reading glasses on. 1222 00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:28,960 {\an2}It does feel like that matches that almost perfectly. 1223 00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:30,480 {\an2}Are we done? 1224 00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:35,720 {\an1}APPLAUSE 1225 00:53:35,760 --> 00:53:38,440 {\an2}OK, let's have a look and see what that's done to the scores. 1226 00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:41,840 {\an2}I can tell you that Roisin and Katherine have got ten points. 1227 00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:45,080 {\an2}Richard and Lou have 14. Jonathan and Nick have 20. 1228 00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:48,840 {\an2}I think we all need to process what we've just seen. 1229 00:53:48,880 --> 00:53:50,920 {\an2}Time for a break. See you in five. Joe Marler, everyone! 1230 00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:53,560 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1231 00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:01,880 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1232 00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:04,640 {\an2}Welcome back to The Big Fat Quiz Of The Year 2025, 1233 00:54:04,680 --> 00:54:07,480 {\an2}the toughest quiz on Channel 4 right now. 1234 00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:11,520 {\an2}This round is all about film and TV. 1235 00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:13,880 {\an2}The year's biggest TV show featured fakery, 1236 00:54:13,920 --> 00:54:16,520 {\an2}deceit, manipulation and lies. No, not The Traitors. 1237 00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:17,920 {\an2}I'm talking BBC News. 1238 00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:21,960 {\an2}Stranger Things was back for a final season. 1239 00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:24,680 {\an2}It's set in a town in the '80s where everything seems normal, 1240 00:54:24,720 --> 00:54:26,600 {\an2}but evil lurks just beneath the surface. 1241 00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:28,800 {\an2}It's basically like Top Of The Pops. 1242 00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:32,040 {\an2}Claudia Winkleman and Tess Daly 1243 00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:33,680 {\an2}announced they were leaving Strictly. 1244 00:54:33,720 --> 00:54:36,040 {\an2}Claudia plans to present her own chat show, 1245 00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:38,360 {\an2}whilst Tess plans to watch it. 1246 00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:40,280 {\an2}Oh! 1247 00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:42,880 {\an2}OK. Ready for some more questions? Yes. 1248 00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:44,320 {\an2}OK, here we go. First up, 1249 00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:47,440 {\an2}it's over to Strictly star Ellie Goldstein. 1250 00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:52,080 {\an2}Hi, Jimmy. I love taking part in Strictly Come Dancing, 1251 00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:56,760 {\an2}and it seems tennis star Novak Djokovic 1252 00:54:56,800 --> 00:55:01,800 {\an2}has also loved learning a few steps this year, too. 1253 00:55:01,840 --> 00:55:03,560 {\an2}After he won his 1254 00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:07,960 {\an2}quarterfinal match at the US Open this year, 1255 00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:10,440 {\an2}he celebrated with a viral 1256 00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:13,840 {\an2}dance craze inspired by a movie. 1257 00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:15,760 {\an2}What was it? 1258 00:55:15,800 --> 00:55:18,800 {\an2}OK, so Ellie wants to know what viral dance craze inspired by 1259 00:55:18,840 --> 00:55:21,880 {\an2}a movie did Novak Djokovic do at the US Open this year? 1260 00:55:23,120 --> 00:55:26,320 {\an2}Nick's a machine. Got it. The question wasn't even over, 1261 00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:28,400 {\an2}he'd written the answer down. 1262 00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:30,600 {\an2}He's a machine. And guess what? I know it, too. 1263 00:55:30,640 --> 00:55:33,600 {\an2}Oh! Playing a bit of catch-up, are we? 1264 00:55:33,640 --> 00:55:34,760 {\an2}You're welcome in the 1265 00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:39,680 {\an2}recreation room, but some of the songs are a bit salty. 1266 00:55:39,720 --> 00:55:41,000 {\an2}Is he really a doctor, 1267 00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:43,720 {\an2}because he took my temperature with his finger? 1268 00:55:43,760 --> 00:55:44,840 {\an2}Wicked? 1269 00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:48,160 {\an2}OK. Next one. A clip featuring a man 1270 00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:51,520 {\an2}called Montoya from a Spanish TV show went viral back 1271 00:55:51,560 --> 00:55:56,120 {\an2}in February and was viewed more than 320 million times on X alone. 1272 00:55:56,160 --> 00:55:59,120 {\an2}The clip was described as the greatest TV scene in history. 1273 00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:00,840 {\an2}What was going on? 1274 00:56:00,880 --> 00:56:02,680 {\an2}Reality TV in Spain? 1275 00:56:02,720 --> 00:56:04,720 {\an2}SPANISH ACCENT: Oh, yes, senor! 1276 00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:09,120 {\an2}Are you doing fake Spanish? 1277 00:56:09,160 --> 00:56:10,800 {\an2}I'm doing enough to get by. 1278 00:56:12,920 --> 00:56:14,480 {\an2}Give me some more Spanish. 1279 00:56:14,520 --> 00:56:16,160 {\an1}SPEAKS GIBBERISH 1280 00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:19,880 {\an2}I like the lisp. It's very authentic. 1281 00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:22,160 {\an2}Thank you. SPANISH ACCENT: Joff-ay. Do you know 1282 00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:24,240 {\an2}why they have a lisp? Why? 1283 00:56:24,280 --> 00:56:26,280 {\an2}In "Barfelona" they have lisp... 1284 00:56:26,320 --> 00:56:28,680 {\an1}LAUGHTER 1285 00:56:28,720 --> 00:56:32,440 {\an2}It sounds like Roisin is low-level possessed. 1286 00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:35,080 {\an2}Not low level. Full level. 1287 00:56:35,120 --> 00:56:36,680 {\an2}Do your Spanish again. 1288 00:56:36,720 --> 00:56:39,400 {\an1}SPEAKS GIBBERISH 1289 00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:41,520 {\an2}It's very good. Richard said it was very good. 1290 00:56:41,560 --> 00:56:44,480 {\an2}It's very good. And they have a lisp because there was a king with a lisp 1291 00:56:44,520 --> 00:56:45,920 {\an2}and they didn't want him to feel bad. 1292 00:56:45,960 --> 00:56:49,080 {\an2}So all the villagers started talking like the king with the lisp. 1293 00:56:49,120 --> 00:56:51,400 {\an2}That's not true. I think it is. It isn't true. 1294 00:56:53,040 --> 00:56:54,640 {\an2}That's good enough for the History Channel. 1295 00:56:56,200 --> 00:56:58,960 {\an2}We think maybe? That's the best bit of information on the show. 1296 00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:01,480 {\an2}I think it is true. No, that's not true. Yeah. 1297 00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:02,520 {\an1}LAUGHTER #S 1298 00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:07,040 {\an2}How do you know? How do you know, Nick?! 1299 00:57:07,080 --> 00:57:09,000 {\an2}I just know that's not true. 1300 00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:13,200 {\an2}Again, I will reiterate - I thought this was a real quiz. 1301 00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:17,560 {\an2}OK, next up, I'm going to play you 1302 00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:19,680 {\an2}audio of a much-talked-about piece of TV. 1303 00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:23,120 {\an2}All I want to know is what TV show it came from 1304 00:57:23,160 --> 00:57:25,000 {\an2}and who made the noise. Oh. 1305 00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:26,320 {\an2}You should get it. 1306 00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:27,800 {\an1}STRANGE SHRIEKING #S 1307 00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:32,320 {\an2}OK, so what TV show did that noise come from 1308 00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:33,640 {\an2}and who was making the noise? 1309 00:57:33,680 --> 00:57:34,920 {\an2}Let's hear it one more time. 1310 00:57:34,960 --> 00:57:36,760 {\an1}STRANGE SHRIEKING #S 1311 00:57:41,560 --> 00:57:45,040 {\an2}OK, underneath your desks, you each have a card with a line 1312 00:57:45,080 --> 00:57:47,480 {\an2}on it from a highly critiqued yet hugely 1313 00:57:47,520 --> 00:57:49,880 {\an2}popular TV drama that debuted this year. 1314 00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:51,440 {\an2}All I want you to do is, one person 1315 00:57:51,480 --> 00:57:54,080 {\an2}from each team, look into the eyes of their team-mate, 1316 00:57:54,120 --> 00:57:57,040 {\an2}and I want you to deliver the line on the card to them, 1317 00:57:57,080 --> 00:58:00,000 {\an2}and then write down what show you think these lines are all from. 1318 00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:02,800 {\an2}So, Katherine, you're going to say the line to Roisin, OK? You ready? 1319 00:58:02,840 --> 00:58:04,600 {\an2}Yeah. Your best TV drama voice. 1320 00:58:04,640 --> 00:58:05,960 {\an2}OK. 1321 00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:08,760 {\an2}Do you ever think how much happier we'd all be 1322 00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:10,920 {\an2}if your mother swallowed? 1323 00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:12,080 {\an1}GASPS AND LAUGHTER #S 1324 00:58:14,120 --> 00:58:16,280 {\an2}Very good. OK, Nick, I'd like you to say the line to Jonathan. 1325 00:58:16,320 --> 00:58:18,040 {\an2}Look in his eyes, say the line. 1326 00:58:19,160 --> 00:58:22,400 {\an2}From cocktails to cock rings, all in one 24-hour period - 1327 00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:24,240 {\an2}God, I love my job. 1328 00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:26,080 {\an1}LAUGHTER #S 1329 00:58:26,120 --> 00:58:28,320 {\an2}I know the show. I don't know the name of it. 1330 00:58:28,360 --> 00:58:30,720 {\an2}Well, you're not going to do well on this, then? 1331 00:58:30,760 --> 00:58:32,080 {\an2}Uh, Lou. 1332 00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:33,480 {\an2}OK. WELSH ACCENT: Somebody has... 1333 00:58:33,520 --> 00:58:34,520 {\an1}LAUGHTER #S 1334 00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:37,280 {\an2}Somebody... I'll read it. 1335 00:58:37,320 --> 00:58:38,480 {\an2}No, it's fine. 1336 00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:40,640 {\an2}Somebody has a revenge vagina. 1337 00:58:42,240 --> 00:58:44,360 {\an2}What would a revenge vagina do? 1338 00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:46,680 {\an2}It'd be a lot like Hamlet, really. Yeah. 1339 00:58:46,720 --> 00:58:47,960 {\an1}NICK CACKLES #S 1340 00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:49,640 {\an2}Alas. Thank you, Nick. I like that. 1341 00:58:49,680 --> 00:58:52,320 {\an2}I don't think it's about... You know, it's just how you use it. 1342 00:58:52,360 --> 00:58:55,440 {\an2}And now a couple of other people are deciding to enjoy it as well. 1343 00:58:57,760 --> 00:58:59,840 {\an2}The clue I can give you is the Times newspaper said 1344 00:58:59,880 --> 00:59:02,320 {\an2}the show might be the worst TV drama ever. 1345 00:59:02,360 --> 00:59:04,280 {\an2}About...About...? Yeah, I know. Yeah, yeah. So it looks like... 1346 00:59:04,320 --> 00:59:05,320 {\an2}It looks like we're off the hook. 1347 00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:09,720 {\an2}Are you ready for answers? SEVERAL: Yes. 1348 00:59:09,760 --> 00:59:12,680 {\an2}Ellie Goldstein asked you what viral dance craze inspired 1349 00:59:12,720 --> 00:59:14,960 {\an2}a move by Novak Djokovic at the US Open. 1350 00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:16,640 {\an2}Richard, Lou, what have you got? 1351 00:59:16,680 --> 00:59:18,160 {\an2}KPop Demon Hunters? 1352 00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:19,840 {\an2}Yes. Is that what...? Yep. 1353 00:59:19,880 --> 00:59:20,920 {\an1}LAUGHTER #S 1354 00:59:20,960 --> 00:59:23,120 {\an2}And did you like the movie, Richard? 1355 00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:26,360 {\an2}Oh, this is a rare moment off for me not watching it. 1356 00:59:28,560 --> 00:59:31,840 {\an2}That thing has been on repeat on the device. 1357 00:59:31,880 --> 00:59:33,400 {\an2}Can you do the dance? Do you remember the dance? 1358 00:59:33,440 --> 00:59:35,640 {\an2}You probably remember the dance... Yes. ..cos you've seen the movie. 1359 00:59:35,680 --> 00:59:37,760 {\an1}TAPS A TUNE #S 1360 00:59:37,800 --> 00:59:40,000 {\an2}Oh, he's good. 1361 00:59:41,880 --> 00:59:43,120 {\an1}APPLAUSE #S 1362 00:59:45,160 --> 00:59:47,120 {\an2}Jonathan, Nick, did you get this? 1363 00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:48,400 {\an2}KPop Demon Hunters. 1364 00:59:48,440 --> 00:59:49,960 {\an2}And Nick even thinks he knows the name of it. 1365 00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:51,040 {\an2}I haven't seen the film, 1366 00:59:51,080 --> 00:59:53,360 {\an2}but the kids love it and we listen to the soundtrack a lot in the car. 1367 00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:55,080 {\an2}I know it's just Soda Pop, 1368 00:59:55,120 --> 00:59:57,200 {\an2}which goes... # You're my soda pop #M 1369 00:59:57,240 --> 00:59:59,080 {\an2}# My little soda pop. # POP #S 1370 01:00:00,640 --> 01:00:02,560 {\an2}OK. Katherine, Roisin, did you get this? 1371 01:00:02,600 --> 01:00:03,680 {\an2}Yep. What did you write? 1372 01:00:03,720 --> 01:00:06,480 {\an2}Risky Business. Risky Business. 1373 01:00:06,520 --> 01:00:07,720 {\an2}Pop. 1374 01:00:07,760 --> 01:00:09,760 {\an2}Well, let's have a look. 1375 01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:12,840 {\an2}COMMENTATOR: A tremendous fight from the American. 1376 01:00:15,120 --> 01:00:17,920 {\an1}COMMENTATOR LAUGHS #S 1377 01:00:20,680 --> 01:00:23,120 {\an2}Yeah, that is the Soda Pop dance. 1378 01:00:23,160 --> 01:00:26,640 {\an2}This is my dance. For like the last 20 years, this is me. 1379 01:00:29,520 --> 01:00:30,960 {\an2}They stole your dance, are you saying? 1380 01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:32,000 {\an2}Yeah. Yeah. 1381 01:00:32,040 --> 01:00:33,920 {\an2}This is not KPop Demon Hunters. 1382 01:00:33,960 --> 01:00:36,680 {\an2}This is...KRy Cock Hunter. 1383 01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:37,720 {\an1}LAUGHTER #S 1384 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:41,240 {\an1}APPLAUSE 1385 01:00:44,160 --> 01:00:46,280 {\an2}What? OK. 1386 01:00:46,320 --> 01:00:48,640 {\an2}I asked you what was going on in a viral clip featuring a man 1387 01:00:48,680 --> 01:00:50,640 {\an2}called Montoya in the Spanish TV show. 1388 01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:53,960 {\an2}Roisin, Katherine, you'll probably nail this - what was going on? 1389 01:00:55,560 --> 01:00:56,920 {\an2}He sucked his own dick. 1390 01:00:56,960 --> 01:00:57,960 {\an1}LAUGHTER #S 1391 01:00:59,560 --> 01:01:02,160 {\an2}Has anyone ever sort of offered that talent up on the X Factor? 1392 01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:04,160 {\an2}Oh, that's... 1393 01:01:04,200 --> 01:01:05,840 {\an2}Well, X Factor's singing. 1394 01:01:05,880 --> 01:01:08,080 {\an2}Oh, that'll be why they haven't done that, then. 1395 01:01:09,560 --> 01:01:10,800 {\an2}Do forgive me - Britain's Got Talent. 1396 01:01:10,840 --> 01:01:12,600 {\an2}You mean BGT, yeah. BGT. Yeah. 1397 01:01:12,640 --> 01:01:14,280 {\an2}AS BORIS JOHNSON: BGT. BGT. BGT. 1398 01:01:14,320 --> 01:01:16,720 {\an1}LAUGHTER #S 1399 01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:17,760 {\an1}APPLAUSE 1400 01:01:20,560 --> 01:01:22,240 {\an2}Richard, Lou, what have you put? 1401 01:01:22,280 --> 01:01:23,840 {\an2}We wrote Temptation Island, 1402 01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:25,760 {\an2}but I have seen the clip where he runs 1403 01:01:25,800 --> 01:01:27,960 {\an2}cos his girlfriend's having sex with someone else, 1404 01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:29,160 {\an2}or about to have sex with someone else, 1405 01:01:29,200 --> 01:01:30,720 {\an2}and he's running really fast. 1406 01:01:30,760 --> 01:01:32,760 {\an2}OK, well, that's the right answer - I'm going to give you a point. 1407 01:01:32,800 --> 01:01:34,280 {\an2}Nick, Jonathan, did you get this? 1408 01:01:34,320 --> 01:01:36,800 {\an2}Yeah. He was watching on a big screen. 1409 01:01:36,840 --> 01:01:39,120 {\an2}It was like Casa Amor in Love Island. Oh, yes. 1410 01:01:39,160 --> 01:01:41,120 {\an2}The partner's off somewhere else and he sees the... 1411 01:01:41,160 --> 01:01:42,800 {\an2}But had he just met her? Do you know? 1412 01:01:42,840 --> 01:01:44,200 {\an2}SEVERAL: No, it's his girlfriend. 1413 01:01:44,240 --> 01:01:46,560 {\an2}Oh, it's his girlfriend and she's having sex with a man, 1414 01:01:46,600 --> 01:01:49,120 {\an2}and he's going... IN ACCENT: "I cannot see this. I want to die!" 1415 01:01:50,400 --> 01:01:53,720 {\an2}Let's take a look. It's pretty magnificent. Yeah! 1416 01:01:53,760 --> 01:01:56,680 {\an1}HE SPEAKS SPANISH #S 1417 01:02:09,560 --> 01:02:11,120 {\an2}Por favor, Montoya. Por favor. 1418 01:02:11,160 --> 01:02:12,400 {\an2}Por favor, Montoya! 1419 01:02:12,440 --> 01:02:13,600 {\an1}MONTOYA BELLOWS #S 1420 01:02:13,640 --> 01:02:16,480 {\an2}Montoya! Montoya! 1421 01:02:16,520 --> 01:02:17,520 {\an2}Montoya... 1422 01:02:20,840 --> 01:02:22,000 {\an1}MONTOYA CALLS #S 1423 01:02:22,040 --> 01:02:23,640 {\an2}Montoya, por favor! 1424 01:02:23,680 --> 01:02:24,680 {\an1}MONTOYA CALLS #S 1425 01:02:24,720 --> 01:02:25,720 {\an1}MONTOYA BELLOWS #S 1426 01:02:27,800 --> 01:02:29,200 {\an2}LAUGHTER Whoa. #S 1427 01:02:29,240 --> 01:02:31,440 {\an2}I think he's thinking there's plenty more fish in the sea, 1428 01:02:31,480 --> 01:02:33,280 {\an2}and then he tries to run into the sea. 1429 01:02:34,520 --> 01:02:36,840 {\an2}So it was the Spanish version of Temptation Island, 1430 01:02:36,880 --> 01:02:39,200 {\an2}and the contestant, Jose Carlos Montoya, 1431 01:02:39,240 --> 01:02:41,600 {\an2}had a meltdown whilst watching his girlfriend 1432 01:02:41,640 --> 01:02:43,160 {\an2}Anita cheat with another man. 1433 01:02:43,200 --> 01:02:45,400 {\an2}OK. I played you this. 1434 01:02:45,440 --> 01:02:46,880 {\an1}STRANGE SHRIEKING #S 1435 01:02:50,720 --> 01:02:53,040 {\an2}OK. I wanted to know - what show and who was it? 1436 01:02:53,080 --> 01:02:54,360 {\an2}Richard, Lou, did you get it? 1437 01:02:54,400 --> 01:02:55,400 {\an2}News at Ten. 1438 01:02:55,440 --> 01:02:56,440 {\an1}LAUGHTER 1439 01:02:57,400 --> 01:02:58,680 {\an2}Instead of the gongs. 1440 01:03:00,600 --> 01:03:02,120 {\an2}OK. And you've written also...? 1441 01:03:02,160 --> 01:03:03,520 {\an2}Peppa Pig. Yep. 1442 01:03:03,560 --> 01:03:05,120 {\an2}You think it might be Peppa Pig? 1443 01:03:05,160 --> 01:03:07,680 {\an2}I mean, there's a brutal slaying in the new series. 1444 01:03:09,280 --> 01:03:11,280 {\an2}Roisin, Katherine? We've got it. 1445 01:03:11,320 --> 01:03:12,520 {\an2}What did you write? 1446 01:03:12,560 --> 01:03:16,040 {\an2}Celia on Celeb Traitors doing a banshee noise down a well. 1447 01:03:16,080 --> 01:03:17,200 {\an2}Oh! 1448 01:03:17,240 --> 01:03:18,840 {\an2}And Jonathan, Nick, presumably. 1449 01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:20,760 {\an2}We got it. Yes. Yeah. You were there with her. 1450 01:03:20,800 --> 01:03:22,560 {\an2}You were outside with her in that part of the game, weren't you? 1451 01:03:22,600 --> 01:03:24,360 {\an2}I was, yeah. It was like she was possessed. 1452 01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:26,160 {\an2}Yeah. Should we have a look? 1453 01:03:26,200 --> 01:03:28,040 {\an2}Let's treat ourselves. Let's have a look. 1454 01:03:28,080 --> 01:03:29,920 {\an1}CELIA SHRIEKS STRANGELY #S 1455 01:03:31,880 --> 01:03:34,880 {\an2}The skill of projection is very important. 1456 01:03:34,920 --> 01:03:37,000 {\an2}It's a lot to do with breathing. 1457 01:03:37,040 --> 01:03:39,520 {\an2}A lot to do with annunciation, I guess. 1458 01:03:40,680 --> 01:03:43,560 {\an2}Stop it! Make it stop! 1459 01:03:43,600 --> 01:03:44,600 {\an1}LAUGHTER #S 1460 01:03:47,040 --> 01:03:48,880 {\an2}I think that's... It was phenomenal. 1461 01:03:48,920 --> 01:03:50,200 {\an2}It was phenomenal. 1462 01:03:52,280 --> 01:03:56,280 {\an2}For a bonus point, can anyone recreate that noise? Yeah. 1463 01:03:56,320 --> 01:03:58,000 {\an2}Yeah... Roisin, please. 1464 01:03:58,040 --> 01:03:59,560 {\an1}REASONABLE APPROXIMATION #S 1465 01:04:03,120 --> 01:04:04,480 {\an2}That came way too easy. 1466 01:04:06,680 --> 01:04:08,480 {\an2}Nick? Uh... 1467 01:04:08,520 --> 01:04:10,080 {\an1}GUTTURAL APPROXIMATION #S 1468 01:04:11,720 --> 01:04:13,520 {\an2}Bonus points to Roisin. OK. Um... 1469 01:04:13,560 --> 01:04:14,560 {\an1}APPLAUSE 1470 01:04:18,280 --> 01:04:19,840 {\an2}OK. You each read out a line from 1471 01:04:19,880 --> 01:04:22,240 {\an2}a critically panned yet hugely popular series. 1472 01:04:22,280 --> 01:04:23,640 {\an2}Did you know what it was? 1473 01:04:23,680 --> 01:04:26,120 {\an2}Yeah, Bake Off, but the Stand up to Cancer one. 1474 01:04:26,160 --> 01:04:27,160 {\an1}LAUGHTER #S 1475 01:04:31,840 --> 01:04:33,920 {\an2}And who do you think said that to who? 1476 01:04:33,960 --> 01:04:35,960 {\an2}It's a classic Mary Berry. Yeah, Mary Berry. 1477 01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:38,080 {\an2}Classic Mary Berry. Said it to Paul Hollywood. Yeah. 1478 01:04:38,120 --> 01:04:39,480 {\an2}Nick, Jonathan, did you get this? 1479 01:04:39,520 --> 01:04:41,160 {\an2}Yeah, it was from All's Fair, the TV show. 1480 01:04:41,200 --> 01:04:43,480 {\an2}We didn't write down, but we think it was Kim Kardashian. 1481 01:04:43,520 --> 01:04:45,400 {\an2}Richard, Lou. Did you get this? 1482 01:04:45,440 --> 01:04:47,160 {\an2}Gladiators, Gardeners' World 1483 01:04:47,200 --> 01:04:48,920 {\an2}or the one with Kim Kardashian. 1484 01:04:48,960 --> 01:04:50,240 {\an1}LAUGHTER #S 1485 01:04:50,280 --> 01:04:52,120 {\an2}Gardeners' World... 1486 01:04:52,160 --> 01:04:55,440 {\an2}..is a TV show with a revenge vagina in it? 1487 01:04:55,480 --> 01:04:57,600 {\an2}Yeah. It's actually a bit of topiary. 1488 01:04:57,640 --> 01:04:58,640 {\an1}LAUGHTER #S 1489 01:04:59,800 --> 01:05:00,840 {\an2}Look at Nick. 1490 01:05:02,560 --> 01:05:03,600 {\an2}Every now and again, 1491 01:05:03,640 --> 01:05:05,080 {\an2}I just have to look at Nick Mohammed, 1492 01:05:05,120 --> 01:05:06,160 {\an2}and he looks genuinely 1493 01:05:06,200 --> 01:05:09,040 {\an2}like he's been quantum-leaped into this room. 1494 01:05:10,480 --> 01:05:11,520 {\an2}He's like this - "What?!" 1495 01:05:13,360 --> 01:05:15,800 {\an2}One minute he was skiing in the woods... 1496 01:05:18,400 --> 01:05:21,040 {\an2}It was All's Fair, starring Kim Kardashian. 1497 01:05:21,080 --> 01:05:24,440 {\an2}Got 3% on Rotten Tomatoes, which is more than Jimmy pays in tax. 1498 01:05:27,280 --> 01:05:29,240 {\an2}I wish! 1499 01:05:29,280 --> 01:05:30,800 {\an2}Points there to Jonathan and Nick. 1500 01:05:30,840 --> 01:05:33,680 {\an2}Yes. OK. All right. APPLAUSE #S 1501 01:05:33,720 --> 01:05:35,000 {\an2}Now... 1502 01:05:35,040 --> 01:05:37,200 {\an2}We must be so far ahead now. 1503 01:05:37,240 --> 01:05:39,640 {\an2}OK. Now it is time for a special bonus round. 1504 01:05:39,680 --> 01:05:42,160 {\an2}I'm going to show you scenes from films released this year 1505 01:05:42,200 --> 01:05:45,880 {\an2}which have all been subtly improved with my face. 1506 01:05:45,920 --> 01:05:47,200 {\an2}I'll play the clip. 1507 01:05:47,240 --> 01:05:49,800 {\an2}All I want you to do is tell me, what is the film? 1508 01:05:49,840 --> 01:05:52,360 {\an2}And I want the full movie title for each one. 1509 01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:53,440 {\an2}So here's your first one, 1510 01:05:53,480 --> 01:05:55,240 {\an2}and then write down the answer straight afterwards. 1511 01:05:55,280 --> 01:05:57,040 {\an2}Enjoy. 1512 01:05:57,080 --> 01:05:59,200 {\an2}# On the silver screen #M 1513 01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:06,360 {\an2}# He melts my foolish heart in every single scene 1514 01:06:08,280 --> 01:06:13,440 {\an2}# Although I'm quite aware that here and there are traces 1515 01:06:13,480 --> 01:06:14,720 {\an2}I think this belongs to you. 1516 01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:21,200 {\an2}# About the boy 1517 01:06:23,720 --> 01:06:25,080 {\an1}INAUDIBLE #S 1518 01:06:25,120 --> 01:06:29,040 {\an2}# Lord knows I'm not a fool, girl... # 1519 01:06:30,400 --> 01:06:31,680 {\an1}LAUGHTER #S 1520 01:06:36,200 --> 01:06:38,600 {\an2}Yeah, it took me ages to get that right, but I think I nailed it. 1521 01:06:38,640 --> 01:06:39,960 {\an2}OK, so write down the full... 1522 01:06:41,520 --> 01:06:42,720 {\an2}..the full title. 1523 01:06:44,320 --> 01:06:46,920 {\an2}The full title. OK. Have you all got it? 1524 01:06:46,960 --> 01:06:48,680 {\an2}OK. Richard, Lou, what have you got? 1525 01:06:48,720 --> 01:06:50,840 {\an2}Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy. 1526 01:06:50,880 --> 01:06:54,440 {\an2}OK. Taking this very seriously now. OK. Jonathan, Nick, 1527 01:06:54,480 --> 01:06:55,680 {\an2}what have you got? 1528 01:06:55,720 --> 01:06:57,640 {\an2}Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy. 1529 01:06:57,680 --> 01:06:59,440 {\an2}Uh, Roisin, Katherine? 1530 01:06:59,480 --> 01:07:03,800 {\an2}Bridget Jones: Older, Wiser, a Little Bit Sadder - Best One. 1531 01:07:05,120 --> 01:07:07,320 {\an2}Older, Wiser, a Little Bit Sadder - Best One? 1532 01:07:07,360 --> 01:07:09,600 {\an2}Yeah. No. 1533 01:07:09,640 --> 01:07:12,520 {\an2}Well... Or is it? ..it's subjective, isn't it, art? 1534 01:07:14,120 --> 01:07:17,080 {\an2}That's what I said to Michelangelo after he did that Dave. 1535 01:07:19,760 --> 01:07:21,800 {\an2}If it was up to me, it'd be bigger, but, you know, 1536 01:07:21,840 --> 01:07:23,680 {\an2}how's he going to suck it if it's that small? 1537 01:07:25,320 --> 01:07:28,880 {\an2}That was me as a dazzling version of Renee Zellweger, 1538 01:07:28,920 --> 01:07:31,200 {\an2}and also showing off my sultry side 1539 01:07:31,240 --> 01:07:33,840 {\an2}as Leo Woodall in Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy. 1540 01:07:33,880 --> 01:07:35,960 {\an2}OK, next one, enjoy. 1541 01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:37,480 {\an2}What's wrong? 1542 01:07:37,520 --> 01:07:38,560 {\an2}Alex? 1543 01:07:39,760 --> 01:07:41,720 {\an2}Oh, welcome home. 1544 01:07:42,920 --> 01:07:44,200 {\an2}How are you, sweetie? 1545 01:07:46,960 --> 01:07:48,880 {\an2}Let me take a look at you. Oh, you know, 1546 01:07:48,920 --> 01:07:51,800 {\an2}I haven't seen you since you were a little teeny baby. 1547 01:07:51,840 --> 01:07:54,520 {\an2}What's wrong with my parents? Oh, nothing, sweetheart. 1548 01:07:54,560 --> 01:07:55,840 {\an2}They're just fine. 1549 01:07:55,880 --> 01:07:58,080 {\an2}Mom. 1550 01:07:58,120 --> 01:07:59,160 {\an2}Hey. 1551 01:08:00,480 --> 01:08:03,600 {\an2}How was school? You see, I told you - she's just fine. 1552 01:08:03,640 --> 01:08:04,680 {\an2}Don't worry. 1553 01:08:06,520 --> 01:08:07,560 {\an2}Alex. 1554 01:08:08,960 --> 01:08:10,200 {\an2}Now don't be rude. 1555 01:08:11,560 --> 01:08:13,600 {\an2}Why don't you sit down at the table, because I'm making dinner. 1556 01:08:13,640 --> 01:08:15,800 {\an2}I should have asked you, but you weren't here, 1557 01:08:15,840 --> 01:08:18,200 {\an2}so I thought mac and cheese would... 1558 01:08:18,240 --> 01:08:19,880 {\an2}Dad! 1559 01:08:19,920 --> 01:08:21,440 {\an2}Alex. 1560 01:08:21,480 --> 01:08:22,960 {\an2}She's terrifying... 1561 01:08:24,360 --> 01:08:27,800 {\an2}So what film did you think that was? Roisin, Katherine, let's go to you. 1562 01:08:27,840 --> 01:08:29,160 {\an2}It's a zombie film. 1563 01:08:29,200 --> 01:08:30,760 {\an2}28 Years Later. 1564 01:08:30,800 --> 01:08:32,440 {\an2}Get your go bag, kid. 1565 01:08:35,280 --> 01:08:36,320 {\an2}What did you think? 1566 01:08:36,360 --> 01:08:37,760 {\an2}Weapons by Zach Cregger. 1567 01:08:37,800 --> 01:08:40,360 {\an2}Zach Cregger's masterpiece follow-up to Barbarian. 1568 01:08:40,400 --> 01:08:42,880 {\an2}Brilliant. No! Great film. It's a great film. 1569 01:08:42,920 --> 01:08:44,920 {\an2}Richard, Lou. Weapons. 1570 01:08:44,960 --> 01:08:47,240 {\an2}It was me as arguably the less disturbing 1571 01:08:47,280 --> 01:08:48,960 {\an2}Aunt Gladys and Alex in Weapons. 1572 01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:51,360 {\an2}And, finally, here's the last one. 1573 01:09:10,360 --> 01:09:13,600 {\an2}I need the full title of that movie. Full title. 1574 01:09:13,640 --> 01:09:15,200 {\an2}You look quite good there, Jimmy. 1575 01:09:15,240 --> 01:09:17,080 {\an2}Yeah, I look all right. Yeah. 1576 01:09:17,120 --> 01:09:18,320 {\an1}LAUGHTER #S 1577 01:09:18,360 --> 01:09:19,600 {\an2}Roisin, Katherine, what have you got? 1578 01:09:19,640 --> 01:09:22,480 {\an2}Mission: Impossible - Jimmy's Revenge Vagina. 1579 01:09:24,600 --> 01:09:26,920 {\an2}Not the full title. Richard, Lou. 1580 01:09:26,960 --> 01:09:28,480 {\an2}The Final Reckoning. 1581 01:09:28,520 --> 01:09:30,360 {\an2}Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning. 1582 01:09:30,400 --> 01:09:33,600 {\an2}And let's go with Jonathan. I mean, you're the film expert, Jonathan. 1583 01:09:33,640 --> 01:09:36,400 {\an2}Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part 2. 1584 01:09:38,720 --> 01:09:41,240 {\an2}It was Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning. 1585 01:09:41,280 --> 01:09:43,000 {\an2}It was The Final Reckoning. KATHERINE: Oh, no. 1586 01:09:43,040 --> 01:09:44,080 {\an2}That's absolutely brutal. 1587 01:09:44,120 --> 01:09:46,040 {\an2}You know, I'm not someone to avoid responsibility. 1588 01:09:46,080 --> 01:09:48,240 {\an2}But, Nick, why did you write that?! LAUGHTER #S 1589 01:09:48,280 --> 01:09:49,960 {\an2}Oh, I'm very sorry. 1590 01:09:51,040 --> 01:09:52,520 {\an2}I was casually hanging from a plane, 1591 01:09:52,560 --> 01:09:54,240 {\an2}making it look as effortless as Tom Cruise 1592 01:09:54,280 --> 01:09:56,080 {\an2}in Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning. 1593 01:09:56,120 --> 01:09:58,080 {\an2}So let's see what that's done to the scores. 1594 01:09:58,120 --> 01:10:00,200 {\an8}Roisin and Katherine have 12 points. 1595 01:10:00,240 --> 01:10:01,560 {\an8}In second place, Richard and Lou, 19. 1596 01:10:01,600 --> 01:10:02,760 {\an8}In the lead at the moment, 1597 01:10:02,800 --> 01:10:04,040 {\an8}Jonathan and Nick with 26. 1598 01:10:04,080 --> 01:10:05,080 {\an8}Come on! 1599 01:10:05,120 --> 01:10:06,560 {\an7}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1600 01:10:05,120 --> 01:10:06,560 {\an1}#S 1601 01:10:06,600 --> 01:10:07,680 {\an2}RICHARD: This is horseshit. 1602 01:10:07,720 --> 01:10:08,960 {\an2}Time for a break now. 1603 01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:12,280 {\an2}Stay tuned for more poolside petting as lovebirds Chris and Samantha take 1604 01:10:12,320 --> 01:10:15,760 {\an2}a deliciously deep dive into each other's sexy secrets. 1605 01:10:15,800 --> 01:10:17,240 {\an2}Hang on. Wait, no, that is Love Island. 1606 01:10:17,280 --> 01:10:19,800 {\an2}Stay tuned for more questions about Trump and your gas bill going up. 1607 01:10:19,840 --> 01:10:20,960 {\an2}See you in five. 1608 01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:22,120 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE #S 1609 01:10:30,760 --> 01:10:32,680 {\an2}Welcome back to The Big Fat Quiz of the Year, 1610 01:10:32,720 --> 01:10:34,640 {\an2}the show with more puzzling questions than 1611 01:10:34,680 --> 01:10:36,000 {\an2}the ones my missus asked me 1612 01:10:36,040 --> 01:10:38,480 {\an2}when she saw that picture of Diddy, Epstein and me. 1613 01:10:40,440 --> 01:10:41,840 {\an2}Our next round is all about people. 1614 01:10:41,880 --> 01:10:45,640 {\an2}This year, Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau went Instagram official, 1615 01:10:45,680 --> 01:10:48,480 {\an2}proving that, even if you're just an airhead with a pretty face, 1616 01:10:48,520 --> 01:10:50,360 {\an2}you can still hook up with Katy Perry. 1617 01:10:51,760 --> 01:10:54,280 {\an2}In March, Scotland's former first minister 1618 01:10:54,320 --> 01:10:57,120 {\an2}Nicola Sturgeon announced that she was leaving Parliament, 1619 01:10:57,160 --> 01:10:58,600 {\an2}freeing her up to get back to doing 1620 01:10:58,640 --> 01:11:01,560 {\an2}what she does best - looking like one of the Krankies. 1621 01:11:04,800 --> 01:11:07,000 {\an2}In September, Angela Rayner resigned 1622 01:11:07,040 --> 01:11:10,200 {\an2}as deputy prime minister after failing to pay enough tax. 1623 01:11:10,240 --> 01:11:11,520 {\an2}There's no joke here. 1624 01:11:11,560 --> 01:11:14,320 {\an2}I just want to say game recognise game. 1625 01:11:16,480 --> 01:11:18,440 {\an2}OK, time for some more questions. First up, 1626 01:11:18,480 --> 01:11:20,480 {\an2}it's over to esteemed actor Charles Dance. 1627 01:11:20,520 --> 01:11:23,720 {\an2}He's reading an extract from a famous person's autobiography 1628 01:11:23,760 --> 01:11:24,840 {\an2}released this year. 1629 01:11:24,880 --> 01:11:27,160 {\an2}All I want to know is, who is the mystery author? 1630 01:11:27,200 --> 01:11:28,560 {\an2}Over to you, Charles. 1631 01:11:28,600 --> 01:11:29,600 {\an2}Chapter seven. 1632 01:11:30,880 --> 01:11:33,520 {\an2}Before I went on set, Liam Neeson 1633 01:11:33,560 --> 01:11:37,760 {\an2}very sweetly took me aside and gave me a pep talk. 1634 01:11:37,800 --> 01:11:39,240 {\an2}IN ACCENT: "You stick to your guns 1635 01:11:39,280 --> 01:11:42,000 {\an2}"about what you are and aren't going to do," he said. 1636 01:11:42,040 --> 01:11:43,120 {\an1}STUDIO AUDIENCE LAUGHS #S 1637 01:11:43,160 --> 01:11:44,560 {\an2}It was very kind of him. 1638 01:11:44,600 --> 01:11:48,680 {\an2}But it was also a shock to be up so close to Liam Neeson, 1639 01:11:48,720 --> 01:11:52,440 {\an2}and all I could think was, "My God, he's attractive." 1640 01:11:53,640 --> 01:11:57,760 {\an2}Just then I saw Claudia Schiffer walking past my trailer, 1641 01:11:57,800 --> 01:12:02,960 {\an2}looking absolutely gorgeous and, of course, fully clothed. 1642 01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:07,440 {\an2}Once she'd gone, the costume people came in with the underwear. 1643 01:12:08,520 --> 01:12:11,840 {\an2}In my panic, I put my thong on the wrong way round. 1644 01:12:12,920 --> 01:12:15,120 {\an2}Once I'd got it on the right way round, 1645 01:12:15,160 --> 01:12:19,560 {\an2}they stuck it with tape and started cutting the sides off. 1646 01:12:19,600 --> 01:12:23,240 {\an2}All I had was the tiniest triangle at the front 1647 01:12:23,280 --> 01:12:26,280 {\an2}and the smallest sliver of material at the back. 1648 01:12:27,400 --> 01:12:32,120 {\an2}Martin wore something that was like an olden days coin pouch. 1649 01:12:32,160 --> 01:12:36,360 {\an2}Open it, put everything in and draw it tight. 1650 01:12:39,600 --> 01:12:40,600 {\an1}STUDIO AUDIENCE LAUGHS #S 1651 01:12:42,760 --> 01:12:45,080 {\an2}So whose biography was that? 1652 01:12:45,120 --> 01:12:46,680 {\an2}JONATHAN: OK. Oh, yes, I see. 1653 01:12:46,720 --> 01:12:47,920 {\an2}Donald Trump and Elon Musk 1654 01:12:47,960 --> 01:12:50,160 {\an2}have had a tumultuous relationship this year. 1655 01:12:50,200 --> 01:12:52,880 {\an2}In May, they fell out over Trump's big, beautiful bill. 1656 01:12:52,920 --> 01:12:55,400 {\an2}But back in February, they were best friends. 1657 01:12:55,440 --> 01:12:59,040 {\an2}Can you complete Musk's X post from that time? 1658 01:12:59,080 --> 01:13:02,800 {\an2}I love Donald Trump as much as... 1659 01:13:02,840 --> 01:13:05,200 {\an2}..what? What did he say? 1660 01:13:05,240 --> 01:13:07,760 {\an2}Oh. What did Elon love Trump as much as. 1661 01:13:08,920 --> 01:13:10,120 {\an2}Nick's got it. 1662 01:13:10,160 --> 01:13:12,080 {\an2}OK. 1663 01:13:12,120 --> 01:13:14,560 {\an2}Bob Prevost hit the headlines this year. 1664 01:13:14,600 --> 01:13:18,200 {\an2}He's a 70-year-old man from Chicago who landed himself a new job. 1665 01:13:18,240 --> 01:13:20,160 {\an2}Who is he? 1666 01:13:20,200 --> 01:13:25,200 {\an2}Bob, Bob Prevost, he's from Chicago, and he got a new job aged 70. 1667 01:13:25,240 --> 01:13:26,960 {\an2}Why did he make the news? 1668 01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:28,520 {\an2}Is it horse related? 1669 01:13:28,560 --> 01:13:30,880 {\an2}It is not horse related. 1670 01:13:30,920 --> 01:13:31,920 {\an1}KATHERINE LAUGHS #S 1671 01:13:33,280 --> 01:13:34,840 {\an2}We're trying so hard now. 1672 01:13:34,880 --> 01:13:36,480 {\an2}How many points do we need to...? 1673 01:13:36,520 --> 01:13:38,160 {\an2}We have a 14-point gap? 1674 01:13:38,200 --> 01:13:39,920 {\an2}You've got a 14-point gap... 1675 01:13:39,960 --> 01:13:43,160 {\an2}Out answers now look like the scrawlings you find in the Arctic 1676 01:13:43,200 --> 01:13:46,800 {\an2}when people have left notes behind. 1677 01:13:48,680 --> 01:13:50,600 {\an2}It's just very funny, isn't it? 1678 01:13:50,640 --> 01:13:51,640 {\an1}LAUGHTER #S 1679 01:13:52,640 --> 01:13:54,400 {\an2}Now it's over to singer-songwriter 1680 01:13:54,440 --> 01:13:57,000 {\an2}Cat Burns for our last question in this round. 1681 01:13:57,040 --> 01:14:01,040 {\an2}Hi, Jimmy. I learnt a thing or two about betrayal and keeping secrets 1682 01:14:01,080 --> 01:14:04,920 {\an2}this year. But back in July, two members of the public went viral 1683 01:14:04,960 --> 01:14:08,360 {\an2}and were accused of betrayal after attending a concert. 1684 01:14:08,400 --> 01:14:10,840 {\an2}Can you tell me what they were accused of? 1685 01:14:10,880 --> 01:14:12,640 {\an2}So Cat wants to know why two members of the public 1686 01:14:12,680 --> 01:14:14,800 {\an2}went viral and were accused of betrayal 1687 01:14:14,840 --> 01:14:17,040 {\an2}after attending a concert in July. 1688 01:14:17,080 --> 01:14:19,520 {\an2}Jonathan, Nick, could you write something down 1689 01:14:19,560 --> 01:14:21,440 {\an2}for the 70-year-old man from Chicago? 1690 01:14:21,480 --> 01:14:23,840 {\an2}We're taking this very seriously. Well, write something down. 1691 01:14:23,880 --> 01:14:25,160 {\an2}Well, we're trying to... 1692 01:14:25,200 --> 01:14:26,800 {\an2}He loves it when you write something down. 1693 01:14:26,840 --> 01:14:28,320 {\an2}It all he cares about. 1694 01:14:28,360 --> 01:14:31,080 {\an2}He's obsessed with pens and paper. 1695 01:14:31,120 --> 01:14:32,720 {\an2}Screens, actually, Roisin... 1696 01:14:32,760 --> 01:14:33,960 {\an2}ROISIN: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cos of the... 1697 01:14:35,680 --> 01:14:38,280 {\an2}So, ready for answers? They've written something down. OK. 1698 01:14:38,320 --> 01:14:40,760 {\an2}Yeah. All right. Charles Dance read an excerpt from an autobiography 1699 01:14:40,800 --> 01:14:43,040 {\an2}from this year. What did you all put? Roisin, Katherine, 1700 01:14:43,080 --> 01:14:45,760 {\an2}you've probably got this. Who do you think? We did not know. 1701 01:14:45,800 --> 01:14:48,640 {\an2}Well, who do you think? We guessed Jane Fonda. 1702 01:14:48,680 --> 01:14:50,560 {\an2}Richard, Lou, you've gone with... 1703 01:14:50,600 --> 01:14:52,240 {\an2}Brooklyn Beckham. Brooklyn Beckham. 1704 01:14:52,280 --> 01:14:54,880 {\an2}You think that's Brooklyn Beckham. OK. A really good guess. 1705 01:14:54,920 --> 01:14:57,440 {\an2}And Jonathan, Nick, you've gone for...? 1706 01:14:57,480 --> 01:14:58,760 {\an2}Joanna Page. 1707 01:14:58,800 --> 01:15:01,000 {\an2}Well, let's go over to Charles Dance to see. 1708 01:15:01,040 --> 01:15:05,240 {\an2}That was an excerpt from Lush by Joanna Page. 1709 01:15:06,320 --> 01:15:08,640 {\an2}It was right. The star of Gavin and Stacey, Joanna Page, yeah. 1710 01:15:08,680 --> 01:15:10,520 {\an2}APPLAUSE Nailed it. #S 1711 01:15:10,560 --> 01:15:12,520 {\an2}I've not read the book, but everyone Charles Dance referenced 1712 01:15:12,560 --> 01:15:13,720 {\an2}was in Love Actually. Yeah. 1713 01:15:13,760 --> 01:15:15,000 {\an2}ROISIN: Oh, wow. 1714 01:15:15,040 --> 01:15:16,400 {\an2}So you could have got it by deduction. 1715 01:15:16,440 --> 01:15:19,280 {\an2}True, true. Oh, Detective...Nick. 1716 01:15:19,320 --> 01:15:21,080 {\an1}LAUGHTER #S 1717 01:15:21,120 --> 01:15:25,080 {\an2}OK, next, I asked you to complete Elon Musk's X post from February. 1718 01:15:27,560 --> 01:15:28,920 {\an2}..what? 1719 01:15:28,960 --> 01:15:32,480 {\an2}I love at RealDonaldTrump as much as sucking my own dick. 1720 01:15:32,520 --> 01:15:33,520 {\an1}LAUGHTER #S 1721 01:15:34,760 --> 01:15:36,680 {\an2}That's a lot of love. OK, Jonathan, Nick? 1722 01:15:36,720 --> 01:15:40,560 {\an2}We put "as much as a straight man can love another straight man". 1723 01:15:41,720 --> 01:15:44,560 {\an2}OK, Roisin, Katherine. We also knew it was, 1724 01:15:44,600 --> 01:15:46,160 {\an2}"I love RealDonaldTrump as much 1725 01:15:46,200 --> 01:15:48,440 {\an2}"as a straight man can love another straight man." 1726 01:15:48,480 --> 01:15:50,440 {\an2}RICHARD: We did know that. 1727 01:15:50,480 --> 01:15:51,840 {\an2}Oh, have you written that underneath? 1728 01:15:51,880 --> 01:15:53,800 {\an2}Yeah. We were just trying to have a bit of a laugh. 1729 01:15:53,840 --> 01:15:55,240 {\an2}Yeah. Yeah, it's fine. It's that time of night. 1730 01:15:55,280 --> 01:15:57,080 {\an2}Yeah, fine, have a laugh. Great plan. 1731 01:15:57,120 --> 01:15:58,720 {\an1}LAUGHTER #S 1732 01:16:00,520 --> 01:16:03,880 {\an2}OK, so I asked you who Bob Prevost from Chicago was. 1733 01:16:03,920 --> 01:16:05,240 {\an2}Jonathan, Nick, you probably got this. 1734 01:16:05,280 --> 01:16:06,800 {\an2}What did you put? Nick went with... 1735 01:16:06,840 --> 01:16:09,400 {\an2}That he just sort of founded a new airline. 1736 01:16:09,440 --> 01:16:10,600 {\an2}Ah. No. 1737 01:16:10,640 --> 01:16:12,360 {\an2}Ugh, very close. And I put, 1738 01:16:12,400 --> 01:16:14,440 {\an2}is he the new voice of SpongeBob 1739 01:16:14,480 --> 01:16:16,720 {\an2}or did he become a king? 1740 01:16:16,760 --> 01:16:19,400 {\an2}Oh, the last one is genuinely very close. 1741 01:16:19,440 --> 01:16:21,200 {\an2}Wow. Oh, I know what it is now! 1742 01:16:21,240 --> 01:16:23,600 {\an2}Yeah, but it's too late, so... LAUGHTER #S 1743 01:16:23,640 --> 01:16:24,800 {\an2}Richard, Lou? 1744 01:16:24,840 --> 01:16:27,480 {\an2}As well as selling fun blankets, 1745 01:16:27,520 --> 01:16:28,720 {\an2}Pope. Pope. 1746 01:16:28,760 --> 01:16:29,880 {\an2}Yeah. Yes. 1747 01:16:29,920 --> 01:16:31,080 {\an2}What did you put? 1748 01:16:31,120 --> 01:16:33,880 {\an2}We put down... Tell them what you put down. We put down, 1749 01:16:33,920 --> 01:16:35,960 {\an2}"Bob Prevost is from Chicago." 1750 01:16:37,840 --> 01:16:39,320 {\an2}Before Robert Francis Prevost 1751 01:16:39,360 --> 01:16:41,160 {\an2}became Pope, he was known as Bob to his friends. 1752 01:16:41,200 --> 01:16:43,080 {\an2}So he's Bob Pope. 1753 01:16:43,120 --> 01:16:44,880 {\an2}LAUGHTER Bob Pope, that man became the Pope. #S 1754 01:16:44,920 --> 01:16:46,000 {\an2}Look at him there. 1755 01:16:46,040 --> 01:16:48,720 {\an2}OK. Cat Burns wanted to know why two members of the public 1756 01:16:48,760 --> 01:16:50,720 {\an2}went viral and were accused of betrayal 1757 01:16:50,760 --> 01:16:52,880 {\an2}after attending a concert in July. What did you all put? 1758 01:16:52,920 --> 01:16:54,160 {\an2}Did you all get this? 1759 01:16:54,200 --> 01:16:55,400 {\an2}Cheating CEOs. 1760 01:16:55,440 --> 01:16:56,520 {\an2}Coldplay concert. 1761 01:16:56,560 --> 01:16:57,920 {\an2}OK. Jonathan and Nick? 1762 01:16:57,960 --> 01:16:59,800 {\an2}Accused of having an affair after they were 1763 01:16:59,840 --> 01:17:02,160 {\an2}witnessed canoodling at a Coldplay gig. 1764 01:17:02,200 --> 01:17:03,800 {\an2}Yeah. Go, Richard, Lou. 1765 01:17:03,840 --> 01:17:05,160 {\an2}For liking Coldplay. 1766 01:17:08,800 --> 01:17:11,880 {\an2}I actually do like Coldplay, but I support him with that joke. Yeah. 1767 01:17:11,920 --> 01:17:13,000 {\an1}LAUGHTER #S 1768 01:17:13,040 --> 01:17:14,120 {\an2}Let's take a look. 1769 01:17:16,160 --> 01:17:18,120 {\an2}Yeah. Oh, look at these two. 1770 01:17:18,160 --> 01:17:20,200 {\an2}All right, come on. You're OK. 1771 01:17:20,240 --> 01:17:23,120 {\an2}Oh, what? CHRIS MARTIN CHUCKLES #S 1772 01:17:23,160 --> 01:17:25,520 {\an2}Either they're having an affair or they're just very shy. 1773 01:17:29,680 --> 01:17:31,480 {\an2}Wowzers! Oh! 1774 01:17:31,520 --> 01:17:33,440 {\an2}So, what have you got as the answer? What have you actually written? 1775 01:17:33,480 --> 01:17:35,080 {\an2}We put kiss cam. Coldplay kiss cam. Kiss cam. Kiss cam. 1776 01:17:35,120 --> 01:17:36,920 {\an2}Well, when you've got a kiss cam, you've got to be responsible. 1777 01:17:36,960 --> 01:17:40,800 {\an2}You've got to know people are legit couples if you use a kiss cam. 1778 01:17:40,840 --> 01:17:42,520 {\an2}Look, I've got one here. I'll use it. 1779 01:17:42,560 --> 01:17:44,160 {\an2}Look. Oh, God. Kiss cam. 1780 01:17:44,200 --> 01:17:45,640 {\an2}Kiss cam the couple. 1781 01:17:45,680 --> 01:17:47,800 {\an2}Good ahead. I do it properly. 1782 01:17:47,840 --> 01:17:49,840 {\an2}Aw, little kiss cam. 1783 01:17:49,880 --> 01:17:52,000 {\an2}There you go, look, there's a kiss cam. 1784 01:17:52,040 --> 01:17:53,040 {\an2}Look at that. 1785 01:17:54,120 --> 01:17:55,680 {\an2}Aw, little kiss cam. 1786 01:17:55,720 --> 01:17:57,440 {\an2}It's all right. Nice. 1787 01:18:02,080 --> 01:18:03,320 {\an2}Bobby! 1788 01:18:10,240 --> 01:18:13,000 {\an2}Katherine, I'm not mistaken - that was your husband, yeah? 1789 01:18:13,040 --> 01:18:14,440 {\an2}I knew this day would come. 1790 01:18:15,880 --> 01:18:16,920 {\an2}All right, points all round there. 1791 01:18:16,960 --> 01:18:18,640 {\an2}Let's see what that's done to the scores. 1792 01:18:18,680 --> 01:18:19,720 {\an8}I can tell you that, uh, 1793 01:18:19,760 --> 01:18:21,200 {\an8}Roisin and Katherine have 14, 1794 01:18:21,240 --> 01:18:23,000 {\an8}not that far behind Richard and Lou, 1795 01:18:23,040 --> 01:18:24,120 {\an8}who have 22. 1796 01:18:24,160 --> 01:18:26,480 {\an2}In the lead, Jonathan and Nick, 29 points. KATHERINE: Wow. Come on. 1797 01:18:26,520 --> 01:18:28,080 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE #S 1798 01:18:28,120 --> 01:18:29,960 {\an1}APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH 1799 01:18:30,000 --> 01:18:33,200 {\an2}That is it for this part, I'm off to accidentally kiss my co-worker 1800 01:18:33,240 --> 01:18:34,480 {\an2}and ruin my career. 1801 01:18:34,520 --> 01:18:35,800 {\an2}Richard, brace yourself. 1802 01:18:35,840 --> 01:18:36,960 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE #S 1803 01:18:46,800 --> 01:18:49,880 {\an2}Welcome back to the final part of The Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2025, 1804 01:18:49,920 --> 01:18:53,440 {\an2}the show that lasts almost as long as the year it's about. 1805 01:18:53,480 --> 01:18:55,520 {\an2}This round is all about water cooler moments. 1806 01:18:55,560 --> 01:18:58,960 {\an2}Marks and Spencer's brought out a strawberries and cream sandwich, 1807 01:18:59,000 --> 01:19:00,600 {\an2}and that was just for starters. 1808 01:19:00,640 --> 01:19:03,160 {\an2}Or main course or pudding - I can't work it out. 1809 01:19:03,200 --> 01:19:06,760 {\an2}It's like steak and kidney trifle or banana lasagne. 1810 01:19:06,800 --> 01:19:09,120 {\an2}With hindsight, of course, M&S should have invested more 1811 01:19:09,160 --> 01:19:11,320 {\an2}in developing an internet security sandwich. 1812 01:19:14,000 --> 01:19:16,160 {\an2}People debated online about who would win 1813 01:19:16,200 --> 01:19:19,080 {\an2}in a fight between 100 men or a gorilla. 1814 01:19:19,120 --> 01:19:21,400 {\an2}I'm with the gorilla. I reckon I could beat off 100 men. 1815 01:19:21,440 --> 01:19:23,040 {\an2}If Katherine Ryan could do it, I could do it. 1816 01:19:27,960 --> 01:19:30,120 {\an2}It's how she keeps her skin looking so young. 1817 01:19:30,160 --> 01:19:31,240 {\an1}LAUGHTER #S 1818 01:19:31,280 --> 01:19:32,960 {\an2}OK, time for our final set of questions. 1819 01:19:33,000 --> 01:19:34,960 {\an2}All right, first off, take a look at this excited lot 1820 01:19:35,000 --> 01:19:37,480 {\an2}and tell me what must-have item of the year 1821 01:19:37,520 --> 01:19:39,920 {\an2}are they all enthusiastically talking about? 1822 01:19:39,960 --> 01:19:42,160 {\an2}It's scary when you have to stop selling a product because 1823 01:19:42,200 --> 01:19:43,640 {\an2}cos everyone's getting angry about it, yeah. 1824 01:19:43,680 --> 01:19:44,800 {\an2}I hated them at first, 1825 01:19:44,840 --> 01:19:46,320 {\an2}but then they grew on me and they're really cute. 1826 01:19:46,360 --> 01:19:47,440 {\an2}They've got little ears 1827 01:19:47,480 --> 01:19:49,320 {\an2}and they've got these little devilish smiles. 1828 01:19:49,360 --> 01:19:51,880 {\an2}They're like them ugly fuglies but they're actually wearable. 1829 01:19:51,920 --> 01:19:53,280 {\an2}It's like a Kinder Surprise. 1830 01:19:53,320 --> 01:19:54,640 {\an2}What's inside? Or a Happy Meal. 1831 01:19:54,680 --> 01:19:56,400 {\an2}You're like, "Oh, my gosh, what could I get?" 1832 01:19:56,440 --> 01:20:00,080 {\an2}People have been fighting in the queues. Get a life! Get a life! 1833 01:20:00,120 --> 01:20:01,960 {\an2}Don't fight over monster teddies. 1834 01:20:02,000 --> 01:20:03,960 {\an2}Yeah, do something else with your life. 1835 01:20:05,560 --> 01:20:07,920 {\an2}What are those northerners going on about? 1836 01:20:07,960 --> 01:20:09,440 {\an1}LAUGHTER #S 1837 01:20:09,480 --> 01:20:11,120 {\an2}OK, what are they...what are they talking about? 1838 01:20:11,160 --> 01:20:13,320 {\an2}I've got one. I've got two. OK. You've got two? 1839 01:20:13,360 --> 01:20:16,240 {\an2}Well, yeah, they're for the kids, but, yeah. But I've got one for me. 1840 01:20:16,280 --> 01:20:18,680 {\an2}Oh. LAUGHTER #S 1841 01:20:18,720 --> 01:20:21,640 {\an2}What do these three people all have in common this year? 1842 01:20:21,680 --> 01:20:24,720 {\an2}Jason Isaacs in The White Lotus, a zombie from 28 Years Later 1843 01:20:24,760 --> 01:20:26,600 {\an2}and Travis Kelce. Something happened 1844 01:20:26,640 --> 01:20:28,160 {\an2}to all of them this year. 1845 01:20:28,200 --> 01:20:29,880 {\an2}Oh. Oh, oh, oh. 1846 01:20:29,920 --> 01:20:31,640 {\an2}God, you're a font of knowledge. 1847 01:20:33,080 --> 01:20:35,520 {\an2}Absolutely nailed it. Yeah. 1848 01:20:35,560 --> 01:20:38,480 {\an2}Over to star of The Big Bang Theory Kunal Nayyar 1849 01:20:38,520 --> 01:20:40,000 {\an2}for our next question. 1850 01:20:40,040 --> 01:20:43,600 {\an2}Hi, Jimmy. My new film, Christmas Karma, 1851 01:20:43,640 --> 01:20:45,400 {\an2}is a modern day adaptation of 1852 01:20:45,440 --> 01:20:47,480 {\an2}A Christmas Carol that sees my character, 1853 01:20:47,520 --> 01:20:52,560 {\an2}Mr Sood, go on a magical journey to discover the meaning of Christmas. 1854 01:20:52,600 --> 01:20:55,000 {\an2}Right? Someone else who completed 1855 01:20:55,040 --> 01:20:58,280 {\an2}a big journey this year was Rory McIlroy, 1856 01:20:58,320 --> 01:21:02,440 {\an2}when he won the Masters and finally achieved his career Grand Slam. 1857 01:21:02,480 --> 01:21:06,720 {\an2}But can your teams tell me what surprising TV show 1858 01:21:06,760 --> 01:21:09,560 {\an2}he said he watched in preparation 1859 01:21:09,600 --> 01:21:11,840 {\an2}for the final round of the tournament? 1860 01:21:11,880 --> 01:21:13,240 {\an2}Oh, I know this. 1861 01:21:13,280 --> 01:21:14,280 {\an2}Well, write it down. 1862 01:21:14,320 --> 01:21:16,120 {\an1}LAUGHTER #S 1863 01:21:16,160 --> 01:21:19,120 {\an2}OK, so what surprising TV show did golfing legend 1864 01:21:19,160 --> 01:21:20,320 {\an2}Rory McIlroy 1865 01:21:20,360 --> 01:21:24,400 {\an2}say watched whilst preparing for the final round of the Masters? 1866 01:21:25,760 --> 01:21:27,680 {\an2}All right, final question in this round. 1867 01:21:27,720 --> 01:21:29,960 {\an2}In the summer, a British clubber dubbed 1868 01:21:30,000 --> 01:21:33,840 {\an2}the Ibiza Final Boss went viral after a clip of him partying 1869 01:21:33,880 --> 01:21:36,880 {\an2}in Ibiza was viewed more than 18 million times. 1870 01:21:36,920 --> 01:21:38,880 {\an2}His unique appearance drew a lot of attention, 1871 01:21:38,920 --> 01:21:40,440 {\an2}but can you draw three 1872 01:21:40,480 --> 01:21:43,000 {\an2}of his distinguishing features from memory? 1873 01:21:43,040 --> 01:21:46,720 {\an2}Under your desks, you will find a large canvas with a face on it. 1874 01:21:46,760 --> 01:21:48,520 {\an2}Please draw what you remember. 1875 01:21:48,560 --> 01:21:50,160 {\an2}A point per feature, 1876 01:21:50,200 --> 01:21:55,080 {\an2}three distinguishing features of the Ibiza Final Boss. 1877 01:21:55,120 --> 01:21:56,640 {\an2}OK. That's it. 1878 01:21:56,680 --> 01:21:59,440 {\an2}You see? This is perfect. 1879 01:21:59,480 --> 01:22:01,440 {\an2}Oh, there's a lot of colouring-in going on over there. 1880 01:22:01,480 --> 01:22:02,720 {\an1}LAUGHTER #S 1881 01:22:02,760 --> 01:22:04,120 {\an2}Oh, it's actually brilliant. 1882 01:22:04,160 --> 01:22:06,080 {\an2}Yeah, we're just colouring... Is it? 1883 01:22:06,120 --> 01:22:09,840 {\an2}Not since Mickey Angelo's Dave has something looked so good. 1884 01:22:11,520 --> 01:22:14,360 {\an2}Ayoade's suddenly got very artistic. 1885 01:22:14,400 --> 01:22:16,160 {\an2}He's always been artistic. 1886 01:22:16,200 --> 01:22:17,200 {\an1}LAUGHTER #S 1887 01:22:20,000 --> 01:22:22,000 {\an2}This is not the time for a diagnosis. 1888 01:22:24,240 --> 01:22:27,600 {\an2}OK. Are you ready for answers? Yeah, we are ready. We're ready. Yeah. 1889 01:22:27,640 --> 01:22:30,320 {\an2}So I asked you what must-have item of the year 1890 01:22:30,360 --> 01:22:33,720 {\an2}people were animatedly discussing. What did you all put? 1891 01:22:33,760 --> 01:22:37,280 {\an2}ALL, VARIOUSLY: Labubus. 1892 01:22:37,320 --> 01:22:38,680 {\an2}A Labubu. 1893 01:22:38,720 --> 01:22:40,320 {\an2}It was, of course, Labubus. 1894 01:22:40,360 --> 01:22:41,720 {\an2}They're like little Teletubbies. 1895 01:22:41,760 --> 01:22:45,480 {\an2}Yeah, but you got to watch out for the fake ones - the Fabubus. 1896 01:22:45,520 --> 01:22:48,360 {\an2}Or Lafufus. Are they Lafufus or Fabubus? 1897 01:22:48,400 --> 01:22:49,880 {\an2}Lafufus. 1898 01:22:49,920 --> 01:22:53,840 {\an2}Why aren't Teletubbies suing them into the high heavens? 1899 01:22:53,880 --> 01:22:55,680 {\an2}Because they've got little funny teeth. 1900 01:22:55,720 --> 01:22:57,920 {\an2}Oh, they got little teeth, have they? Oh, fair enough. 1901 01:22:57,960 --> 01:22:58,960 {\an1}LAUGHTER #S 1902 01:22:59,960 --> 01:23:02,040 {\an2}Points all round. Next, I asked you 1903 01:23:02,080 --> 01:23:04,280 {\an2}what these three people had in common. 1904 01:23:04,320 --> 01:23:05,560 {\an2}Roisin, Katherine, did you get this? 1905 01:23:05,600 --> 01:23:07,600 {\an2}We, of course, knew. What was the answer. 1906 01:23:07,640 --> 01:23:11,520 {\an2}I waited for a question to be in my exact wheelhouse. 1907 01:23:11,560 --> 01:23:13,240 {\an2}All three have had 1908 01:23:13,280 --> 01:23:15,320 {\an2}big penis trouble. 1909 01:23:15,360 --> 01:23:19,680 {\an2}Um, am I right, ladies? This White Lotus actor, Jason Isaacs, 1910 01:23:19,720 --> 01:23:22,440 {\an2}um, he had a prosthetic penis, we think. 1911 01:23:22,480 --> 01:23:24,240 {\an2}And then loads of people chatted about it 1912 01:23:24,280 --> 01:23:27,960 {\an2}and then he's like, don't talk about my huge penis being real or not. 1913 01:23:28,000 --> 01:23:29,720 {\an2}And then the zombie had a big dick. 1914 01:23:29,760 --> 01:23:32,280 {\an2}And then Travis Kelce probably has a big dick. 1915 01:23:32,320 --> 01:23:35,040 {\an2}And then Taylor Swift released music about it. 1916 01:23:35,080 --> 01:23:36,680 {\an2}A song. Redwood. 1917 01:23:36,720 --> 01:23:37,920 {\an2}It was just called Wood. 1918 01:23:37,960 --> 01:23:40,240 {\an2}Just called Wood, apparently. But Redwood is one of the lyrics. 1919 01:23:40,280 --> 01:23:42,200 {\an2}We go to our Taylor Swift expert. 1920 01:23:42,240 --> 01:23:43,680 {\an2}No, I... 1921 01:23:43,720 --> 01:23:45,920 {\an2}I asked Nick because he went straight 1922 01:23:45,960 --> 01:23:48,840 {\an2}for the big penis angle of this question. 1923 01:23:48,880 --> 01:23:50,400 {\an2}And then I said, "Who is this gentleman here?" 1924 01:23:50,440 --> 01:23:51,800 {\an2}And he said, "He's Travis Kelce. 1925 01:23:51,840 --> 01:23:53,520 {\an2}"He's soon to be married to Taylor Swift." 1926 01:23:53,560 --> 01:23:55,120 {\an2}And I said, "How do you know this about his penis?" 1927 01:23:55,160 --> 01:23:57,720 {\an2}And he said because Taylor's written a song called Wood. 1928 01:23:57,760 --> 01:23:59,480 {\an2}Richard, did you get this? You got this,right? 1929 01:23:59,520 --> 01:24:01,720 {\an2}Prenups. ROISIN: Prenups? 1930 01:24:01,760 --> 01:24:02,920 {\an2}They all have prenups. 1931 01:24:02,960 --> 01:24:07,440 {\an2}You think the zombie in 28 Years Later had a prenup? 1932 01:24:07,480 --> 01:24:09,600 {\an2}That's the first thing I'd get from the zombie. 1933 01:24:10,840 --> 01:24:12,960 {\an2}Any other answers? There seemed to be a lot of stuff written down. 1934 01:24:13,000 --> 01:24:14,360 {\an2}Bowel irregularity. 1935 01:24:14,400 --> 01:24:16,600 {\an2}We don't... Look at the way he's holding that pillow. 1936 01:24:16,640 --> 01:24:18,240 {\an2}Yeah. Classic. 1937 01:24:19,360 --> 01:24:21,040 {\an2}And what was the other? They're all Virgos. 1938 01:24:21,080 --> 01:24:24,200 {\an2}They're all Virgos. And you think that's what they had in common? 1939 01:24:24,240 --> 01:24:25,600 {\an2}JONATHAN: I mean, it could be. 1940 01:24:25,640 --> 01:24:27,400 {\an2}A zombie prenup is always a good idea, 1941 01:24:27,440 --> 01:24:31,240 {\an2}but they rarely get divorced because, unlike many wealthy men, 1942 01:24:31,280 --> 01:24:34,160 {\an2}zombies choose women for their bra-a-a-ains. 1943 01:24:34,200 --> 01:24:35,600 {\an1}MIXED REACTION #S 1944 01:24:35,640 --> 01:24:37,320 {\an2}Shut up! Come on! 1945 01:24:37,360 --> 01:24:39,280 {\an1}APPLAUSE #S 1946 01:24:39,320 --> 01:24:40,320 {\an2}Nice. 1947 01:24:47,640 --> 01:24:48,880 {\an2}I can tell you they all went viral 1948 01:24:48,920 --> 01:24:50,320 {\an2}because people were discussing their penises. 1949 01:24:50,360 --> 01:24:52,480 {\an2}OK. OK? Jason Isaacs in White Lotus, 1950 01:24:52,520 --> 01:24:54,680 {\an2}the alpha zombie in 28 Years Later 1951 01:24:54,720 --> 01:24:57,400 {\an2}and Taylor Swift featured a song on her album called Wood, 1952 01:24:57,440 --> 01:25:01,040 {\an2}which many fans believe is about Travis Kelsey's manhood. 1953 01:25:01,080 --> 01:25:02,880 {\an2}And Jonathan said a funny thing that you missed. 1954 01:25:02,920 --> 01:25:05,120 {\an2}Go on. No, it wasn't that fucking funny. 1955 01:25:05,160 --> 01:25:06,280 {\an1}LAUGHTER #S 1956 01:25:06,320 --> 01:25:07,640 {\an2}Go on! I thought it was quite funny. 1957 01:25:07,680 --> 01:25:10,520 {\an2}I was saying - you were mentioning prenups, and I said, 1958 01:25:10,560 --> 01:25:11,960 {\an2}"I've got a prenup allergy." 1959 01:25:12,000 --> 01:25:14,040 {\an2}Right? That's not that funny. 1960 01:25:14,080 --> 01:25:16,560 {\an2}It's really not that funny. APPLAUSE #S 1961 01:25:17,920 --> 01:25:19,160 {\an2}Jonathan Ross, everyone. 1962 01:25:21,720 --> 01:25:23,040 {\an2}Don't worry about standing, Jonathan. 1963 01:25:23,080 --> 01:25:24,080 {\an2}I know you get dizzy. 1964 01:25:25,440 --> 01:25:29,040 {\an2}I think there's too much pressure for men to have a big dick. 1965 01:25:29,080 --> 01:25:30,880 {\an2}Yeah, and I think some of the best times 1966 01:25:30,920 --> 01:25:32,680 {\an2}I've ever had was with a micro penis. 1967 01:25:32,720 --> 01:25:33,720 {\an2}Isn't that right, Jimmy? 1968 01:25:33,760 --> 01:25:34,760 {\an1}LAUGHTER #S 1969 01:25:37,840 --> 01:25:39,680 {\an2}But Lou is infamously quite shallow. 1970 01:25:46,880 --> 01:25:47,920 {\an2}Here we go! 1971 01:25:50,920 --> 01:25:54,040 {\an2}Next, Kunal Nayyar asked you what TV show 1972 01:25:54,080 --> 01:25:56,280 {\an2}Rory McIlroy said he watched 1973 01:25:56,320 --> 01:25:58,600 {\an2}in preparation for his final round of the Masters. 1974 01:25:58,640 --> 01:26:01,720 {\an2}What did he watch? Mormon Wives. Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. 1975 01:26:01,760 --> 01:26:04,480 {\an2}Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. 1976 01:26:04,520 --> 01:26:06,360 {\an2}No. 1977 01:26:06,400 --> 01:26:08,680 {\an2}You don't know for sure he didn't watch it as well. 1978 01:26:10,440 --> 01:26:11,640 {\an2}OK. Jonathan, Nick? 1979 01:26:11,680 --> 01:26:12,880 {\an2}Is it Bake Off? Bake Off? 1980 01:26:12,920 --> 01:26:15,360 {\an2}It was not bake off. No. Richard, Lou? 1981 01:26:15,400 --> 01:26:16,840 {\an2}Celebrity Catchphrase. 1982 01:26:16,880 --> 01:26:17,880 {\an1}LAUGHTER #S 1983 01:26:19,360 --> 01:26:22,120 {\an2}You said that so confidently. Like, yeah. 1984 01:26:22,160 --> 01:26:25,120 {\an2}I can tell you, it was Bridgerton. 1985 01:26:25,160 --> 01:26:26,600 {\an2}Oh! Wow. 1986 01:26:26,640 --> 01:26:28,280 {\an2}I can see it as kind of a raunchy thing. 1987 01:26:28,320 --> 01:26:30,280 {\an2}It's about getting things into holes, isn't it, sort of? 1988 01:26:30,320 --> 01:26:31,640 {\an1}LAUGHTER #S 1989 01:26:31,680 --> 01:26:33,480 {\an2}Finally in this round, I asked you 1990 01:26:33,520 --> 01:26:37,320 {\an2}to draw three distinguishing features of the Ibiza Final Boss. 1991 01:26:37,360 --> 01:26:38,640 {\an2}Let's see your drawings. 1992 01:26:38,680 --> 01:26:41,720 {\an2}Here we go. That's good. Oh, that is pretty good. 1993 01:26:41,760 --> 01:26:43,720 {\an1}APPLAUSE #S 1994 01:26:45,400 --> 01:26:46,800 {\an1}APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH #S 1995 01:26:49,920 --> 01:26:51,600 {\an2}You've definitely got the chain around the neck. 1996 01:26:51,640 --> 01:26:54,000 {\an2}You've got the glasses. I don't know whether... 1997 01:26:54,040 --> 01:26:57,320 {\an2}Have you nailed the bowl cut? It's more of a quiff. 1998 01:26:57,360 --> 01:26:59,000 {\an2}Jonathan, is this your first time in court? 1999 01:26:59,040 --> 01:27:01,080 {\an2}Well, no, because... 2000 01:27:01,120 --> 01:27:03,680 {\an2}I'm standing cos I figure you're going to clap again 2001 01:27:03,720 --> 01:27:06,280 {\an2}and I don't want to have to get down and up. 2002 01:27:06,320 --> 01:27:07,480 {\an2}Yeah, yeah. 2003 01:27:07,520 --> 01:27:09,560 {\an2}OK, Richard, Lou, let's see yours. 2004 01:27:09,600 --> 01:27:12,840 {\an2}Wow! Oh, that is. Wow. 2005 01:27:12,880 --> 01:27:14,480 {\an2}It's very good. APPLAUSE #S 2006 01:27:15,800 --> 01:27:17,680 {\an2}Katherine and Roisin, I saw a lot of colouring going on. 2007 01:27:17,720 --> 01:27:19,080 {\an2}What did you get? 2008 01:27:19,120 --> 01:27:20,480 {\an2}Yeah. Pretty good. 2009 01:27:20,520 --> 01:27:21,520 {\an1}APPLAUSE #S 2010 01:27:25,000 --> 01:27:26,400 {\an2}Three points for everyone. I would have accepted 2011 01:27:26,440 --> 01:27:29,360 {\an2}bowl cut, glasses, chain round neck, very white teeth, 2012 01:27:29,400 --> 01:27:30,760 {\an2}a very neat beard. 2013 01:27:30,800 --> 01:27:32,360 {\an2}OK, let's have a look at him. 2014 01:27:32,400 --> 01:27:34,200 {\an1}DANCE MUSIC PLAYS #S 2015 01:27:39,560 --> 01:27:41,480 {\an2}Wow. OK. 2016 01:27:41,520 --> 01:27:43,640 {\an2}Oh, yeah, he's a hot-tay. 2017 01:27:45,880 --> 01:27:48,360 {\an2}So it all comes down to this. The Big Fat Question. 2018 01:27:48,400 --> 01:27:51,840 {\an2}And to ask it, Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas any more. 2019 01:27:51,880 --> 01:27:54,520 {\an2}Something wicked this way comes. Defying sanity. 2020 01:27:54,560 --> 01:27:57,920 {\an2}It's Elphaba and Glinda. Yay! 2021 01:28:02,400 --> 01:28:03,600 {\an2}Oh, my God! 2022 01:28:05,320 --> 01:28:08,000 {\an2}Sorry, we're doing manual labour. Give me a second. 2023 01:28:08,040 --> 01:28:10,480 {\an2}Thank you. LAUGHTER #S 2024 01:28:10,520 --> 01:28:11,520 {\an2}Oh, my God! 2025 01:28:13,360 --> 01:28:16,120 {\an2}Hello. Oh, my cape is under the bubble. 2026 01:28:16,160 --> 01:28:18,440 {\an2}I guess I'm here now. 2027 01:28:18,480 --> 01:28:19,880 {\an2}She's melting. She's melting. 2028 01:28:19,920 --> 01:28:22,080 {\an2}Have you just run over yourself with a bubble? 2029 01:28:22,120 --> 01:28:24,920 {\an2}I have, Jimmy, yes, I have. Well, that seems fine. OK. 2030 01:28:24,960 --> 01:28:28,880 {\an2}Give it up for Drag Race stars Tia Kofi and Kitty Scott-Claus. 2031 01:28:28,920 --> 01:28:30,040 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE #S 2032 01:28:32,160 --> 01:28:34,360 {\an2}Now you've got our final question for us. 2033 01:28:34,400 --> 01:28:36,080 {\an2}I do indeed. Now, Wicked: For Good 2034 01:28:36,120 --> 01:28:39,200 {\an2}wasn't the biggest film of the year... Because it was miscast. 2035 01:28:39,240 --> 01:28:40,440 {\an2}You two should have been in it. 2036 01:28:40,480 --> 01:28:42,840 {\an2}Yes, exactly. So we want to know, 2037 01:28:42,880 --> 01:28:46,400 {\an2}what was the highest-grossing movie in the UK? 2038 01:28:46,440 --> 01:28:47,680 {\an2}What? 2039 01:28:47,720 --> 01:28:51,440 {\an2}WARBLES: And what was the most-googled TV show in the UK? 2040 01:28:51,480 --> 01:28:53,040 {\an2}Why do you sound weird? 2041 01:28:53,080 --> 01:28:54,720 {\an2}I feel like I'm in a fish tank. 2042 01:28:56,000 --> 01:28:58,080 {\an2}Tia Kofi? Yes. 2043 01:28:58,120 --> 01:29:02,720 {\an2}The top music artist in the UK, according to Spotify. 2044 01:29:02,760 --> 01:29:05,040 {\an2}Have we just put 50p in the meter, have we? 2045 01:29:05,080 --> 01:29:06,080 {\an1}LAUGHTER #S 2046 01:29:08,280 --> 01:29:09,320 {\an2}Magic. 2047 01:29:10,600 --> 01:29:11,600 {\an2}WARBLES: It's magic. 2048 01:29:12,920 --> 01:29:15,880 {\an2}Sorry, Joe, I didn't even see you there at the other side. 2049 01:29:15,920 --> 01:29:18,120 {\an2}Are you the Wizard? Cos that's a shit costume. 2050 01:29:19,160 --> 01:29:20,480 {\an2}You've got a shit costume. 2051 01:29:21,920 --> 01:29:23,440 {\an2}Are you one of the flying monkeys? 2052 01:29:24,640 --> 01:29:26,560 {\an2}You're a...flying monkey. 2053 01:29:28,280 --> 01:29:30,360 {\an2}Joe actually leases this bubble. 2054 01:29:30,400 --> 01:29:31,640 {\an2}It's his side hustle. 2055 01:29:31,680 --> 01:29:33,200 {\an2}WARBLES: Drag name - Lisa Bubble. 2056 01:29:33,240 --> 01:29:34,240 {\an1}LAUGHTER #S 2057 01:29:35,640 --> 01:29:38,320 {\an2}OK. Oh, no, no... That's the highest-grossing movie in the UK, 2058 01:29:38,360 --> 01:29:40,440 {\an2}the most-googled TV show in the UK 2059 01:29:40,480 --> 01:29:43,720 {\an2}and the top music artist in the UK, according to Spotify. 2060 01:29:43,760 --> 01:29:46,160 {\an2}OK, teams, what have you got? What three answers? Roisin, Katherine, 2061 01:29:46,200 --> 01:29:47,960 {\an2}what do you got? Highest-grossing movie? 2062 01:29:48,000 --> 01:29:49,360 {\an2}We think... BOTH: Mission: Impossible. 2063 01:29:49,400 --> 01:29:51,400 {\an2}Definitely not. OK. We think people 2064 01:29:51,440 --> 01:29:55,760 {\an2}were googling Traitors the most as a television show. Celeb. 2065 01:29:55,800 --> 01:29:59,520 {\an2}OK. And then we think the highest-streamed 2066 01:29:59,560 --> 01:30:01,080 {\an2}on Spotify artist is... 2067 01:30:01,120 --> 01:30:02,200 {\an2}Oasis. 2068 01:30:02,240 --> 01:30:04,200 {\an2}Oh, get real.Well, that's... LAUGHTER #S 2069 01:30:04,240 --> 01:30:05,840 {\an2}ROISIN: 2025! It's five points per correct answer, 2070 01:30:05,880 --> 01:30:07,800 {\an2}and you have got fuck all there. 2071 01:30:07,840 --> 01:30:09,560 {\an1}LAUGHTER #S 2072 01:30:09,600 --> 01:30:11,520 {\an2}Jonathan, Nick, what have you gone for? 2073 01:30:11,560 --> 01:30:13,880 {\an2}OK, we went for the movie Minecraft. 2074 01:30:13,920 --> 01:30:15,280 {\an2}Five points. Huh? 2075 01:30:15,320 --> 01:30:17,400 {\an2}We went for the TV show Adolescence. 2076 01:30:17,440 --> 01:30:19,600 {\an2}OK, now, Richard, Lou, you've gone with...? 2077 01:30:19,640 --> 01:30:20,720 {\an2}Same, same. 2078 01:30:20,760 --> 01:30:22,200 {\an2}And you've gone with...? Yeah. BOTH: Adolescence. 2079 01:30:22,240 --> 01:30:23,760 {\an2}OK. Spotify artist? 2080 01:30:23,800 --> 01:30:25,160 {\an2}BOTH: Taylor Swift. 2081 01:30:25,200 --> 01:30:27,160 {\an2}And you've gone with...? Sabrina Carpenter. 2082 01:30:27,200 --> 01:30:28,360 {\an2}I can tell you... 2083 01:30:28,400 --> 01:30:30,640 {\an2}..the biggest movie was A Minecraft Movie. 2084 01:30:30,680 --> 01:30:34,680 {\an2}I can tell you the most-googled TV show was Adolescence in the UK. 2085 01:30:34,720 --> 01:30:36,000 {\an2}I can tell you the top music artist, 2086 01:30:36,040 --> 01:30:38,120 {\an2}according to Spotify, was Taylor Swift. 2087 01:30:38,160 --> 01:30:40,200 {\an2}Yes! 2088 01:30:40,240 --> 01:30:41,600 {\an2}WARBLES: Yay! 2089 01:30:43,160 --> 01:30:45,160 {\an1}APPLAUSE AND LAUGHTER #S 2090 01:30:47,160 --> 01:30:48,400 {\an2}Well, that is your lot. 2091 01:30:48,440 --> 01:30:50,880 {\an2}Let's check in on the final scores. I can tell you that, 2092 01:30:50,920 --> 01:30:54,880 {\an2}Roisin and Katherine might as well have not turned up - 19 points. 2093 01:30:54,920 --> 01:30:56,960 {\an2}Richard and Lou have 36. They're runners-up. 2094 01:30:57,000 --> 01:30:58,040 {\an2}The winners this evening, 2095 01:30:58,080 --> 01:31:01,000 {\an2}Jonathan Ross and Nick Mohammed with 49 points. 2096 01:31:01,040 --> 01:31:02,160 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE #S 2097 01:31:05,880 --> 01:31:07,400 {\an2}Your trophy. 2098 01:31:07,440 --> 01:31:09,240 {\an2}KATHERINE: Oh, yeah! Thank you. 2099 01:31:09,280 --> 01:31:10,320 {\an2}Woo! Look! 2100 01:31:11,840 --> 01:31:14,880 {\an2}Tia and Kitty, thank you very much indeed. That's it. 2101 01:31:14,920 --> 01:31:16,880 {\an2}A big thank you to our brilliant panel, special guests 2102 01:31:16,920 --> 01:31:19,040 {\an2}and thank you for watching. I'm Jimmy Carr. 2103 01:31:19,080 --> 01:31:21,680 {\an2}This has been The Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2025. 2104 01:31:21,720 --> 01:31:22,840 {\an2}Goodnight! 2105 01:31:22,880 --> 01:31:24,000 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE #S