[Emmy]
[Christopher] Previously onCanada Shore.
This summer was fucking epic.
Surprise, bitches!
[Ethan] I love the relationships I've built,
and everyone is so close together now.
Don't fucking lie!
-You like him. -I don't!
[Gizelle] Lila and Ethan, they hook up sometimes.
But then Lila's like, "Ethan! Ugh!"
Don't touch me!
Kind of confusing, I'm not gonna lie.
-Wow, you're so gorgeous. -Key and Bauer...
[Bauer laughing]
...fuck if I know.
-Y'all on the same page? -Well, like, yes and no.
[Keyaira] My feelings for Bauer,
they're growing stronger and stronger for him every day.
Hey! Uh...
[woman] Is that your girl over there?
It's like my in-the-house girl.
When I see stuff like that, I just get a little...
That's me with you too.
I just want her to be clear
about how she feels about me.
Key, come on.
Key is pissed off that she can't find an outfit.
[Keyaira] All right, I'm not going.
Okay, Bauer, let's go.
Emmy, shut the fuck up!
I'm gonna throw a fucking heel at Emmy's fucking head.
♪ Big boom in the room, can't handle us ♪
[Emmett] I just wanna party. Like, I can't help it.
[Lila] You never know what Lila you're gonna get today.
[Emmy] I want hot boys and I wanna drink rosé.
[Isaiah] I don't like people telling me what to do.
[Keyaira] I'm hot, flirty, and I'm fucking insane.
[Bauer] I'm a high energy golden retriever.
[Gizelle] Look at me, sexy, young, and turnt.
[Ethan] Cold beer, hot girls, let's go.
[Christopher] I don't remember what I did last night.
[Ryleigh] Overall, I make the wrong choices.
♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪
♪ Big boom in the room, can't handle us ♪
[Gizelle] Come on, I wanna drink! Let's go!
[tense music]
[Ryleigh] What?
Keyaira's crashing the fuck out.
Then she threatens Emmy and says,
"I'm gonna throw a high heel at her head,"
and then proceeds to walk out of the room
with Emmy's fucking purse on.
I'm not gonna lie, that purse is crazy, Key.
The purse is crazy.
-All right, I'm not going. -Key, Key, Key.
I'm not gonna fucking go. Just say I'm not going. Not going.
Bro, I'm gonna pick you up, I swear to God.
Fuck!
Oh, you made her turn around.
Good! Don't come.
You're being a baby.
-You'll be fine. -No, I actually don't wanna go.
-Key, come on. -I don't wanna go.
Gizelle! I was doing such a good job.
-I had to say something. -No, no, no!
Ain't nobody told you you can wear that.
No, and I don't even wanna wear the fucking purse.
-Key, Key, Key-- -No, Bauer! Stop!
-Your purse looks fine. -I'm sorry, but stop.
Key, your purse looks great.
Key, throw the purse in there and just wear that.
Oh, fuck.
No purse. Perfect.
Okay, please just don't instigate it.
This is something that's gonna be water under the bridge,
and it's gonna be a fun night.
It'll be fun. Second-to-last night.
God, I hope it is fun.
[dance music]
[Ryleigh] We're gonna have a lot of fun, I think.
I don't give a fuck about you bitches. I'm having fun.
[laughing]
We pull up to Red Bird, and we can't afford any more drama.
[Gizelle] This is so cute!
Oh, fuck yeah. I've been waiting for this.
♪ Watch 'em brace, they know, they know ♪
♪ When I pull up to the function, we losing control ♪
What are you guys drinking?
[Gizelle] We're all having a good time, we're chillin'.
But Key's sitting there just, like, alone, annoyed.
So I wanna hear Keyaira's side.
Tell me what's going on, Keyaira.
What was the whole thing in that hallway?
Girl, you can't yell at her and then use her purse.
'Cause Emmy felt-- When you said that, she was like--
I didn't even know it was Emmy's purse.
It was a purse I grabbed out the fucking closet.
And I'm throwing around clothes, nobody gives a fuck.
And it pissed you off.
[tearful] One thing I fucking needed,
just one fucking person in my corner.
And I love Bauer, but maybe just, like, a girl.
Like, I just felt isolated, and I hate that,
because we're all supposed to be a fucking family in here.
We're all supposed to have each other's back.
I get it. We don't know what to wear, we're fucked up,
we need some help, we don't know what's going on.
"I don't wanna go anymore." Girls, we've been through it.
Now it's like I'm learning you more.
But unfortunately, sometimes it takes a little crash out
-for people to understand you. -[laughs]
[Keyaira] Gizelle, she definitely, like, reassured me,
made me feel a lot better.
Things started looking up really quickly.
Highs and lows.
And, yeah, that was definitely a prime example.
["Northside Summer" by Mic Drop playing]
♪ Northside summer, soul ride runner ♪
♪ No place to be, just one another ♪
-[Bauer] Chug? -How about this?
Oh, trio shoulder chug!
[Emmett] What do you mean?
You hold Emmett, and I'm at the very top!
-Oh... -Um...
That could work.
Could you hold me up or no?
Yeah, I'll hold you guys up.
We are doing a beer tower human tree chug thing.
You know, just a couple of absolute nail guns
stacked on top of each other.
So you're gonna have to squat down.
[Bauer grunts] Oh, fuck!
[Ethan] There's been so much drama, so fuck it.
If I fall, I fall.
I could care less, to be honest.
[Lila] You guys are gonna kill Bauer!
-[Bauer grunts] -[Emmett] Go Bauer, go!
[Ethan] Are you up?
This can end... terribly.
[Ryleigh] Get up, get it up, Bauer!
[Ethan laughing]
What the fuck?
Finally, something along Ethan's demographic. Thank you.
What the fuck is going on?
What the hell is happening?
Chug! Chug your beers!
[Ryleigh] Oh, my God.
[Ethan exclaims, grunts]
Dear God!
Stack three guys on each other's shoulders and chug a beer.
It's fucking epic.
[Bauer] Did that look cool, though?
[Lila] No, it didn't!
-[laughter] -So good. So good.
[Bauer groans]
-You got strong legs, boy. -Holy shit.
-Bro, my quads are on fire. -[Emmett] No joke.
♪ Let's make some memories ♪
♪ And build a legacy ♪
[Lila] Even though Keyaira had a little bit of a meltdown,
I think we all need to just let loose
and just have the time of our lives tonight,
because the summer is coming to an end.
♪ Run, run, run with it ♪
♪ Go dumb with it, dumb, dumb, stupid ♪
♪ Gotta have some fun with it, have fun with it ♪
♪ Never will be done with it ♪
Guys, look at us right now. Like, we're a fucking family.
Like, big group hug! Bring it in here.
Bring it on in.
-This is fucking awesome. -[all cheering]
I love you guys. I love you all.
-Let's go! -Let's go!
[laughter]
[cheering]
Tonight was so much fun!
-I wish we had this every night. -Yay!
It was so sweet the whole night.
We just all got along.
That was fucking perfect.
[Ethan, tearful] We were in the car coming home,
and I'm realizing now that, like, fuck,
summer's coming to an end.
And it's making me emotional 'cause this experience,
this is something that only we know.
Everyone in this family is just so beautiful.
-Yes! -And I'm so grateful that
-we all are living together. -Yes, baby.
[Ethan] I've never had, like, a--
such a wide spread of people I love.
We all grew together.
[Lila screaming]
And now they're a part of me,
so now it's like I'm saying goodbye.
It's like losing-- losing something,
a part of you, almost.
[laughs] I think that's why I'm crying.
Core memory.
-Sick, hey? -Core memory.
-So sick. -Sweet.
-Aww! Ethan, I love you. -[Ethan] I'm fucking so happy.
[Lila] Sometimes he's so adorable.
Sometimes I'm like, "Ew, you really gross me out,"
but sometimes I'm like, "He's actually so effing adorable."
I love you guys.
[all shouting excitedly]
♪ Go crazy, go crazy, go crazy, go crazy ♪
Emmett, I love you.
I love you everybody.
I love everybody here.
♪ Go crazy, go crazy, go crazy ♪
[Emmy shrieking]
[Christopher] Heading back from the brewery to the house,
I feel like shit has gotten resolved.
-What is this, Christopher? -I don't know,
it's calamari and fucking nachos.
-Let's fucking do it. -Wait, where did it come from?
[Christopher] Yesterday.
[oven beeps]
No, just do-- do broil.
Might as well do broil. It'll be quicker.
Okay, let's go think about our actions tonight, and then...
-We didn't do anything! -We were really good.
I need a high five. I was fuckin' on my best behaviour.
[laughing] So was I.
[Bauer] My perspective of Lila and Chris
changed since the start.
It literally went from zero to...
you know, like, a cool 74.
Like, not 100.
We still get on each other's nerves.
Bauer, you've grown a lot on me
in these past three weeks.
I thought I was gonna hate you the most.
I thought I was gonna hate you the most, too. I actually think
-I hate you the least. Actually! -Yeah, me too!
Like, genuinely, I do love you guys.
-You guys are really awesome. -I love you too.
When I came into the house,
Bauer was one of my least favourite people.
But I think he's more than just, like, muscles and a pretty face.
He's a cool guy,
and I'm really proud that our friendship has grown.
One last day. It's gonna be big, I know that.
Yo, whose purse is fucking choking to death right now?
[laughing]
-[Gizelle] Whose purse is this? -[gasps] That is my purse!
-Key put it there! -It's choking.
So she couldn't have put it back where she fucking found it?
That's where Key put it? Is it broke?
I see my purse, and it's broken,
and I'm pissed.
-This is my purse! -Is it broke?
-Can you fix this? -[Isaiah] It's broke!
Key did that. Can you fix that?
[Isaiah] Yo, Bauer, your shorty broke Emmy's purse.
This is why we don't fucking lend anything to her.
Just so you know. Just so you fucking know.
Emmy just starts grilling me out of nowhere.
And I'm just walking in there for a good time.
[Isaiah] Those two doors was closed,
and the purse was squished in between.
Bro, I want you to know, me and Key walked out the room
with the doors open.
[Emmy] It's just who she is. You love her. God, it's fine.
Bauer, it's fine! [forced laugh]
Key didn't break it. I was with her the whole time.
Key, throw the purse in there and just wear that.
Bing bong. Gross as fuck. You like her. Ew!
Emmy, stop hating over there, bro.
Like, you're only as cool as the people you're fuckin',
and that's true.
-Emmy, calm down, dude. -No, that's actually true.
[Isaiah] Ohh!
-Don't fucking play, bro. -Emmy, chill out, bro.
No, no, no. Like, you're into her.
It was all good vibes before Bauer came into the pub,
and he came in defending something that's indefendable.
Emmy, no, no, it's cool. It's cool.
Finally. Fuck.
I can't believe we made it a fucking... [laughing]
...summer with these bitches.
[both laughing]
[Keyaira] Why do I smell burning?
-[Christopher gasps] Oh! -[fire alarm beeping]
-Come with me, Lila! -[Emmy] Chris!
[Christopher] Lila, that's us!
Oh, my God, it's our fuckin' nachos.
[beeping continues]
Okay, shut it, shut it, shut it, shut it.
-I was never gonna put on broil. -Oh, my God, broil?
-You put it on broil? -Bauer said to put it on broil!
Twenty minutes of broil!
The chips are black.
[Emmy laughing]
[Bauer] Emmy's on one right now.
-[Keyaira] Is she? -[Bauer] Yeah.
-[Keyaira] Why? -Well, the purse.
Her purse is broken.
Key was in the girls' room,
so I pulled Key to my room
just in case, like, Emmy walks in there by chance,
and, like, now it's really gonna be a catfight.
-No, Emmy-- -[Keyaira] Emmy's not on one.
-I just fucking saw her. -Yeah, and she was--
She's, like, jumping around cheering for joy in the kitchen.
"You're just as low as the people who you fuck."
Like, that's what she was saying.
-She said that to you? -Yeah.
-All right! -No, no, no, wait, chill.
-[Keyaira] Nope! -No, no, dude, dude.
-[laughing] -Key, Key.
Emmy, honest to God--
-No, Bauer! Shut the fuck up. -Key, Key, come here.
Bauer burnt this!
[Keyaira] Say it to my face first.
You're as low as the people you fuck?
-No, no, I said "You're on--" -Emmy, be so fucking for real.
"You're only as cool as the people you fuck."
-That's the saying. -[Lila] She says that
-all the time. -I do say that all the time.
She says a lot of shit all the time. It's not fucking cool.
All hell is breaking loose in the kitchen right now.
There might be something larger at play, to be honest.
Okay, bitch, you just...
[Ethan] Probably, like, you know, summer's ending
and Emmy wants to, you know, throw some fire at Keyaira
for taking Bauer from her. Maybe.
It would make a lot of sense on
why they're fighting towards the end of the summer.
No, it's like talking to a fucking-- one brain cell.
-Shut the-- Oh, my fuck. -Actually, it's funny,
'cause everyone says talking to you
is like talking to a fuckin' wall.
And then you walk out with my purse!
The audacity!
Now everybody's on Emmy's side!
And then, of course, I find my purse fucking broken, bitch!
-Emmy, Emmy-- -One person who's not gonna
get in my face is fucking Emmy.
-Key-- -Bauer.
No one's on anyone's side here.
I just want you to know that.
You know what? Your purse is--
Just go over there. Honest to God.
It's not the fuckin' time right now.
-[Keyaira] Bauer, stop! -Key!
[Keyaira] Stop, Bauer. What are you doing?
Let-- Drop me.
-Hey, hey. -[Keyaira] Drop--
-No! -Dude, hey. Calm.
[Bauer exhales]
Are we joking right now?
-Is this a fucking prank? -No.
[exhales]
When Key gets mad, a superhuman can't get her
to drop it until she kinda gets it all out.
She's just wild and a lover girl at the same time,
so it's kind of infectious to be around her.
I'm getting used to it now. I'm getting to it now.
Her bag was dusted.
-[Keyaira] A fucking Shein bag-- -You squeezed it
-in between two doors. -Wait, what?
-[Bauer] No, that's what I-- -Oh, no, I didn't do that.
-That's what I'm saying. -That's insane.
I never would've done that.
No doors were closed on our way out.
Oh, well, we can roll the tapes for that one.
[both exclaiming, cheering]
Fuck everyone else out there! We're shutting it off!
[slow-mo] Fuck everyone else out there! We're shutting it off!
Everyone get the fuck out of here!
[laughing]
-It wasn't us. -That's crazy.
-[Bauer] Exactly. -That's crazy.
[Emmett] Don't worry.
You don't need to cry over this.
If this is all because of that $6 purse...
I'm gonna go to bed.
[laughs] Like, this is insanity.
[laid-back music]
I had a great time at the fuckin' brewery, and I don't
-know how everything just-- -It was so fun.
Everything just slowly fell apart after that, so...
You feel better?
Mmm.
All right.
I'm hoping today goes well. I hope we get fucked up.
All of our ups and downs, and we're still fucking here.
The tension of last night sucked,
but that needs to change, because today is the last
full day at the Shore House,
We're all like one of these, you know what I mean?
Like, ten people all intertwined.
[Bauer] Dude, what a perfect day.
Yeah, I'm ready.
-We're going to the beach, baby! -[laughing]
All summer long, we've been hitting the bars,
we've been hitting the lake, but we have yet to hit the beach.
So that's where we're going today.
Beach day, beach day!
[Gizelle laughing] What the fuck?
Oh, this is exciting, you guys.
Alcohol is number one importance when it comes to beach day.
Oh, we didn't bring the funnel. We're idiots.
[all groaning]
Beers, blondes...
beers.
♪ Black sheep runnin' with the wolves in the deep end ♪
♪ Scrap heap to the track meet, never sleeping ♪
♪ Every weekend, heat meet the line ♪
♪ I was built with a spine for the speaking ♪
-[Emmy exclaims] -[Ethan groans]
Wah, wah! Oh, yes, exactly! Wah!
Vibes at the beach are like...
[music winds down]
...oh. There's a lot of families.
Well, there's, like, little kids running around,
and of course this group has zero decorum.
There's literal children over there.
Maybe face the other way?
Guys, please, like, pull it together.
This is embarrassing.
You guys are a good example for-- for the youth.
I feel like I've been good.
Right.
[Bauer] Big bald man running in water.
-Oh! -[Ethan laughing]
[Keyaira shrieks]
[both laughing]
-[Ryleigh shouts] -[Christopher] Oh, my God!
Guys, I think at the beach you're supposed to relax.
[laughing]
[Emmy] Hey, guys, is this a lake or an ocean?
This is a fucking lake!
["Thats Hot" by TMS Feels playing]
♪ Any time, any day, I slay ♪
♪ Slay ♪
♪ That's hot ♪
-[Emmy imitating duck quacking] -♪ That's hot ♪
Give me that, give me that, give me that, give me that.
Lila, watch me throw the ball.
Does that turn you on?
This is how I flirt, to be honest.
And it works.
Lila?
Lila. You're squinting a lot over there.
Do you wanna come sit in the shade?
I can give her shade. She's fine.
Ethan's so fuckin' annoying.
We are at the end of the summer.
She still hasn't fucked you. She's not going to.
Let it the fuck go.
[ding]
[Ethan] Lila?
-Lila! -[Christopher] Shut the fuck up!
[Lila laughing]
Your name belongs in a romantic movie.
-Pardon? -[Ethan] "Lila"?
I could see that in, like, a Notebook.
And your face should be in a fuckin' horror movie.
[all laughing]
You can walk all the way to that buoy?
[Keyaira] Yeah, how the fuck can they walk all the way out there?
Oh, they wheeled. Oh, look, they're wheeling.
[tense music]
Yo, two of them.
[Ethan] Yo, look at them, look!
-[all laughing] -[Christopher] That's crazy!
Where do they come from?
Oh, shit, Bauer's grabbing it,
he's saying "Come back here." [laughing]
Why is he grabbing her board? Like--
[Lila] Always you!
[Keyaira] This is fucking ridiculous.
You think you and Bauer are gonna date?
We are dating.
-[Ethan] You are dating? -Yep.
Says who?
Says me, bitch. Says me.
You think you're gonna actually date?
-[Keyaira] Yeah. -Yeah?
Yeah.
Do you?
What's up with you and Key?
You guys are just, like, vibing until the end?
[Bauer] Um...
no-- Yeah.
Bro, I didn't realize--
I didn't realize Key liked me that much.
[Emmett] I knew you guys-- that was gonna happen.
-What? -From the first day, you guys...
[Bauer] I didn't know--
...did that.
-I didn't-- -I knew it.
I didn't think so.
[Emmett] You know that-- you both know
that you have feelings for each other.
-I know. -[Emmett] So what are you doing?
I know.
We have strong feelings.
I love, like, being around her.
Key's, like, my girl, but, you know...
long distance just is so shitty.
We don't live close at all,
so it would just be really difficult to, you know,
try and, like, really see where it goes.
You both know the reality of the situation.
You both just don't want to acknowledge it.
[Bauer] 100%.
That's just, like, brutal for the both of us.
We are so close to leaving this house,
and I think, you know, he definitely likes Key
more than he thinks he does.
So weird that it's only a couple of days left.
Right?
Let's play with that ball.
I, like-- I actually love him so much,
but I just am getting so...
in my head.
[sighs]
I think-- The one thing I will tell you about Bauer is
I feel like he's not the person to say it first.
-I know! -So if you wanna hear it...
And I've never dealt with that before.
I know. That's the thing, though. Like...
-it's different, you know? -He is different.
This house is about, like, learning and growing
and doing things that you usually wouldn't do.
-Yeah, exactly. -So if you feel a certain way
strong enough, you'll just tell him how you feel.
Yeah.
Shit.
Keyaira has strong feelings towards Bauer, you know?
There's a certain word floating around in her mind.
I don't know, I feel like they just need
to figure shit out before it's over,
'cause someone's gonna be feeling regretful, you know?
This is so beautiful when you guys all close your mouth.
-And open my legs? -Oh, nope.
You knew how to ruin it.
-[all laughing] -Never mind.
[Lila gasps] Who is that?
-Oh! -[Christopher] Hi!
-[Lila] Emmy, Emmy,-- -Oh, no, we're looking at you.
Yeah, we're looking at you! Are you single?
Lila and I see this tattooed guy coming in with a paddleboard,
and we're thinking, "Who's that?"
-You are exactly her type. -[Emmy giggles]
He actually is fine.
Oh, my God, finally fucking Emmy found somebody!
[Emmy] How did this fit in your car?
It's a blow-up. [laughs]
Wait, this is a blow-up?
Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh.
[laughing] Oops!
[giggling]
This guy is cute.
I've never paddleboarded before,
but I'm doing it today.
Don't worry, Matt.
♪ So I really must say ♪
♪ It's a beautiful day ♪
[Emmy laughing]
[Ryleigh] Seeing Emmy with this paddleboard man,
-it's incredible. -Yeah!
And overall, the vibes today were impeccable,
and I'm really glad that we had this day.
[screaming]
[laughing]
Wait, everyone's on paddleboards and boats.
Uh, yeah, that's what you do here.
[Emmy] Oh, my God, those two are so much trouble.
-They look like trouble. -[Emmy laughs]
♪ Beautiful day ♪
♪ It's a beautiful day ♪
[Emmy laughing]
[easygoing music]
-Hey, mama. Missed you. -Hey, baby.
♪
-[Isaiah] 'Sup, shorty? -Hi.
[Isaiah] I'm gonna make you a little bracelet.
[Gizelle] I'ma make you one too, actually.
-[Isaiah] Yeah? Okay. -Mm-hmm.
We come back from the beach.
I'm just in the best mood ever.
We're making friendship bracelets. It's so cute.
I love to make bracelets, so for us to be as a family
and make little friendship bracelets is so nice.
[Lila] What should mine say?
I think mine's just gonna say "I heart tequila."
How do you spell "tequila"? T-E-Q...
I'm gonna make one for Bauer, but what should I put on it?
[Isaiah] Make an "I love you" one for him.
[Keyaira gasps] Should I?
Oh, my God, I'm so scared.
[Gizelle] You don't think he feels the same way?
[Keyaira] I do, I just-- I don't know!
Gizelle, I don't know!
Rejection is, like, my biggest fear.
-[Lila] That's so adorable. -[Keyaira giggles]
It's literally the most adorable thing in the whole world.
[Lila] Aww!
I feel sick to my stomach.
♪
I've never done this before.
I've never been in a position where, like,
I'm setting myself up for rejection,
and I just don't wanna look stupid.
There. Hidden for now.
[upbeat music]
[doorbell chimes]
♪
It's mail from Snooki!
Guys, we have mail! We have mail!
-From where, Jersey? -[Emmy] New Jersey.
-[all] Oh! -[Isaiah] Oh, okay.
[Bauer] We get a letter at the door,
and we're like, oh, my God. Like, what could this be?
-"My meatballs..." -[Gizelle] Aww!
"You crushed your first Shore House summer,
and I'm freaking proud of you."
We did it!
-"But it's not over just yet." -[Keyaira gasping]
"To celebrate the end of summer and to show Kelowna some love,
we're throwing an epic party tonight!"
[all cheering]
["Gimme All You Got" by Simon Teller & Katie Hargrove playing]
♪ Feel the beat in your sneaker, ha ♪
♪ All eyes on me down the whole block ♪
♪ Feel the beat in your sneaker till you had enough ♪
[Lila] It's our last night.
We're gonna have a massive party tonight.
♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la, keep up, don't stop ♪
Buckle up, bitches.
I'm excited just to have a fun night with everybody.
Drink the night away, dance the night away.
I think we just need to fucking go insane tonight.
Like a big memory.
We're gonna end off the summer with a nice big party.
This party gotta be huge. This a big night.
Let's go get wasted!
-[Keyaira] Wow! -[Emmett] Whoa, there it is!
[Keyaira] Oh, shit!
♪ You are iconic ♪
♪ Are you looking at me, looking at me ♪
-[Emmy] Yay! -[Emmett] Oh, my God!
-[all cheering] -This is insane!
-Holy shit! -[Emmy] Yay!
[Ethan] Holy shit!
-[Lila] Oh, my God! -[Emmett] Dane!
[Keyaira] Holy fuck!
[Emmett] Fuck!
This is crazy! Oh, my God, dude!
I've been, like, horny for a rooftop party.
It's just a crowd of people,
everyone who we've encountered since we got here
at the start of summer, and it is fuckin' awesome.
This is nuts.
-Whoo! I love it! -Oh, fuck.
I'm seeing literally all of Kelowna.
I see allegedly the owner of the fruit stands.
Welcome to the real life, huh?
Oh, my God, I actually can't do this right now.
-[Ryleigh] Why? -I need my 30-minute break.
That was my first day. I feel like I've grown a lot.
All right, all right, all right!
So I got to ask you, are you still scared of horses?
[Emmett] There's probably some mean horses
out there that might scare me.
But your guys' horses were great, so. Maybe not!
Hey, my fuckin' legend!
Dane's out here, and he's been such a good boss to us.
-Had a good time? -I had a great summer.
I wouldn't have it no other way. Like, honestly.
Dane, we 'bout to wild out tonight.
Have a blessed night, my boy.
I was like, yo, I need to turn up with Dane for a night, bro.
-Real shit. -I need a fucking drink.
[Emmy] Oh! There's Claudio!
-[laughing, shrieking] -[Claudio] There's my girls!
I didn't know we-- [laughing]
Claudio is so adorable. I'm so happy to see him.
Hey, young lady.
[girls cheering, shrieking]
Oh, my God, this is insane.
Oh, look! It's my two boyfriends together.
The munch is here.
-Hello. -Hi.
-You wanna dance? -[Emmy] Oh, my God, no way.
Yes!
Of course he's here.
Like, what else is he doing on a Wednesday night?
Hello! I didn't know you were here.
There's so much happening.
-You're looking good tonight. -Thank you.
It's been an insane summer.
We've met so many fucking people,
and seeing everybody is so overwhelming,
but I could not be more excited right now.
Thank you, Kelowna!
Let's raise a toast to us
and all the unbreakable bonds we've made this summer.
Thank you guys so much for coming!
[all cheering]
[Christopher] Cheers!
There you go!
♪
[giggling] Yay!
I see Matt! Yay!
You look good.
Did you actually? Did you, did you, did you?
Matt, that's actually so cute.
No, it looks good!
Come here.
Aw.
[Keyaira] Hey, sorry to interrupt.
Yeah.
I wanna talk to you really quick.
-Why? -Let's go for a conversation.
Okay.
I'm sorry. I'll bring her right back.
I promise.
Keyaira wants to pull me aside.
You know, I'm thinking, we're finally having this chat
I didn't wanna have last night.
I still don't really wanna have it right now.
Right over here.
Oh, okay.
But I'm willing to give her a minute to speak.
You know I love you, and you know I respect you.
I just wanted to clear the air a little bit,
or at least try to.
What happened last night, it was...
It was completely just out of line, on my end, especially.
I should have never said half the things I said.
I was just, when I get mad,
that's just how I am, unfortunately.
I know you let emotions get the best of you,
but it hasn't worked with anyone in this house.
If you come to me with a calm approach,
you'll get what you're asking for out of the conversation,
rather than, if you come in like that,
I'm coming in like that.
I really-- I do feel bad
for everything that happened last night.
Yeah, I get that.
Honestly, I wish we would've just talked.
We just need to be calm.
Yeah. It should've never gotten to this point.
We'll talk it out, we won't scream it out.
Exactly.
-Good. -And I love you.
Okay, let's get back to the party.
-Yeah, we're good. We're good. -Let's get back to the party.
I think there will always be a weird tension with Emmy and I,
just we started off that way, we kind of ended off that way.
Glad that it's kind of pushed aside now at least.
Love you!
[Dane] Ay, ay, ay, ay!
[Bauer] Drink. Let's go.
There better be the biggest send ever before the summer ends.
I'm talking crawling back to the house.
I'm talking, like, wake up in the pool
in a fucking floatie kind of send.
Whoo!
Yeah, baby!
The Prince of Kelowna, bitches!
Whoa! Idiots!
Pull him out! Pull him out!
What the fuck is going on right now?
♪ I like to talk, I like to party ♪
♪ I like to move it with you ♪
♪ I like to talk, I like to party ♪
♪ I like to move it with you ♪
[Emmett] Look at this fucking party, boys.
You wanted to leave us!
-Dude, hey. -I'm so happy you stayed though.
Cheers to you.
At the end of the fucking day,
I've never had a bond with anyone in my life
like I have with you two guys.
You guys are my boys.
-Dude. -We're brothers.
-For the rest of my life. -I love you boys.
I do remember us being here.
I can't wait for the future, baby.
As long as you in it, it's gonna be the best time ever.
You gon' see me, you gon' see me sooner than that.
Okay, that's what I thought.
Don't fuck with me.
I never expected that after that first night,
just looking at the fireworks.
Now we over here telling each other we love each other.
Feeling some type of way.
I thought that we already had our best night of the summer.
-No, this absolutely tops it. -No, this is it.
-This is fucking amazing. -Amazing.
-I love all of you. -Yes!
Bring it in, everybody.
Bring it in. I love you all.
I love you all.
Fucking clock it.
Let's fucking go, baby.
[Gizelle] Canada Shore,bitches!
[Keyaira] I don't wanna say goodbye to any of these people.
Don't wanna say goodbye to Kelowna.
Where did all of the time go?
[Lila] I had so much fun.
I had so much fun with all of you, man.
Oh, my God, who the fuck?
They put me in a car with two couples.
Really sick.
We're not a couple.
Are we couple?
Anyways!
I think with Bauer and I,
I really wanted to take him aside
and tell him exactly how I feel about him,
but I don't know, it just didn't feel like the right moment.
This is our last night.
-Like, the fuck? -Right?
[Keyaira] I'd rather say it the last day
than never say it at all.
So, check back in in the morning.
Where's Lila, babe?
She's right there.
[Emmy] No!
[Ethan] Tonight was probably the most magical night ever.
[Keyaira] Oh, my God!
[Ethan] I don't think I'm ready to go home, to be honest. I--
I kinda wanna stay here.
[Ethan] Yeah, let's go.
I'm gonna miss Lila so much.
That girl, she hides her emotions in a fucking box
with, like, 40 locks on it.
But this will probably be the last time we hang out
for a long time, so I think I'm gonna ask her
if she wants to have our night finally.
See what happens.
♪ And get high in the morning ♪
Get it.
[Isaiah barking]
-It's ruined. -Ruined.
-Thanks a lot. -Thanks, bud.
On record, we're on the same page.
So, I'm not sure what the fuck
the rest of these bitches are doing.
I've said a thousand times that--
I told you I've been single for five years.
-[Lila] What? -I've been single
for five years for a reason.
Don't.
I don't wanna make a mistake.
Ethan is one of my best friends here,
and even though we've shared, like,
maybe a few like romantic moments, whatever,
I think that what we have is very special.
And I don't think I'd want it to change.
At the end of the day,
you're one of the closest people that I have here.
I don't wanna make things weird and complicated.
It'll never be weird and complicated.
Out of character moment. Sorry.
I'm trying to be a good girl. No.
Oh, it's so funny.
♪ Don't wanna run, don't wanna speak and mess things up ♪
Ethan, bro, you can't fall asleep yet.
We're talking.
-Goodnight. -Love you.
That was a fucking fun time.
That's crazy.
♪ Way more than, way more than friends ♪
♪ Tonight ♪
♪ Can't we just lay here dreaming ♪
Damn, bro. You know what's fucked?
My dream was literally us leaving.
This whole shit feels like a dream.
That was the best last night.
Everyone's happy with each other.
I know. This feels great.
Okay, we did it. I didn't think we'd do it, but we did it.
Last night, somehow, there was no fighting.
Nothing.
One last little bald head rub.
Hey, man. I just woke up.
It's our last time waking up together.
It's the last day,
and leaving all of our memories behind here in the Shore House
is so sad to think about.
It's just been so fun here, and my favourite memory
is going to sleep with the girls every night.
I felt like I was sharing a room with my sister again
like I did growing up.
This summer has been so fun.
So freaking sad that it's coming to an end.
All right, let's pack up and get out of here.
[Lila] It's, like, bittersweet, you know?
You get to go home and see your family,
but it's also like, this is now also my family,
and I'm leaving them.
♪ I still remember the summer ♪
♪ It's clear as day in my head ♪
-[Emmy screaming] -[Ethan laughing]
♪ It was a month to remember ♪
Mmm. Holy fuck.
[Bauer] I don't know. I love this hoodie so much.
-[Keyaira] Can I have it? -Probably not,
'cause I think I look fucking fantastic.
[Keyaira] I'm gonna keep it, okay?
You're not gonna give me this sweater?
I don't know what to give you.
Your heart.
Give me your heart.
You don't want this thing. It's all crooked and...
-Aww. -...aching like an old shed.
I think I just need to have a nice conversation with Bauer.
-Mmm. -Mmm.
Lay it all out, because I don't want anything left unsaid.
So, got to squeeze that in there at some point today.
All right, I'm gonna pump.
Keep peeking around the corner for me.
-Christopher. -Lila, I think you're fucked.
I seriously don't know how to help you here.
I look like I fell onto a fucking grill.
[laughing] Yeah.
Okay, I'm ready to head out, y'all.
Everything good must come to an end, eh?
Well, boys...
I got to go home.
We're leaving the Shore House today
and I'm feeling so many emotions.
This is so sad.
I know. Come back.
This summer was incredible.
Group hug. Everybody get in here.
[Ryleigh] Oh, my heart.
Thank you, guys, for the best summer ever.
What I'm really taking away from the Shore House
is just true friendship.
[Lila] Aw, Ethan!
Ethan!
[Keyaira] Ethan's a really cute crier.
Guys, it's so sad. Don't cry.
[Isaiah] When I walked into the Canada Shorehouse,
I was a ho.
I'm out of here, y'all.
Now I feel like...
I'm in love.
I love you, baby.
[Gizelle] I love you more.
If love is meant to be, it's gonna happen.
If you love someone, let 'em go in a black Suburban.
And there he went.
All right, y'all.
-[Christopher] Bye! -[Keyaira] Bye, we love you.
Bye, guys!
To experience everything that we got to together,
yeah, I'm just feeling very blessed.
Oh, I am gonna miss it here.
Ugh.
Seeing everyone leave bit by bit,
it's like a brick taken from a house, you know?
Until it completely falls and there's nothing left, so...
-[Lila] Gizzy. -Just a couple of days ago,
you were telling me to drown in the lake.
Which I hope you do!
[laughter]
This journey has been incredible,
and we lived it to the fullest.
I wouldn't change anything for the world.
We love you.
[Emmy] Except...
Honestly, I thought there was gonna be a lot more boys.
♪ I am strong enough ♪
I guess I didn't realize how much I cared
about everyone until we were leaving.
-I know. -[Ethan] Right? What the fuck?
I thought I hated everyone.
I'm like a fucking fountain right now.
You're a fucking fountain.
I am.
Watching every single person go,
oh, my God, I literally couldn't handle it anymore.
My heart was breaking.
-I'm sad. -I know. I am too.
You do look really cute when you cry.
-Do I? -Yeah.
You'll probably see it again when I walk out of here
and say goodbye to you.
Yeah, it's gonna suck.
Yeah, it will suck.
-I had fun with you. -I had fun with you.
Mm-hmm.
You look back on how many times you rolled your eyes at someone
or you said, "Oh, fuck this, I'm going home."
And then you're like, "Oh, but I don't wanna go home.
I love these people."
I can't believe I was so--
Like, I didn't fucking lose it at you at any point.
You can't believe you didn't lose it at me?
-Yes. -Why'd you lose it at me?
Because you're always so mean.
I'm not trying to be mean.
"You look nice today, Lila." "Fuck off!"
I did.
Thank you for...
not screaming in my face.
Yeah, yeah. Don't mention it.
I never would have thought this would happen.
-All right. -Give me a hug.
[Ethan] I've never in my entire life met someone
who's confused me so much.
But now I know, you know, this girl is like a special girl.
She hides it well, but, like, she cares about me.
Yeah, I'll probably miss Lila a bunch, to be honest.
Okay, dudes.
[Keyaira] Aw.
It coming to an end is like, what the hell?
I'm gonna miss you.
I'll miss you too.
I didn't realize how much I love these people until it was over.
[Lila] Oh, goodness.
[Bauer whistling]
[Christopher] This is so crazy.
I wish I had one more morning waking up
to these bright-ass lights.
♪ The sun is out for a good time ♪
♪ The party's going all night ♪
[Bauer] As we're all packing and, you know,
people are leaving the house one by one.
I'm just thinking of myself right now.
I'm like, "Key is my girl."
We've spent every waking minute together in this house.
It's so emotional because I don't want it to end.
Hey, my baby.
What you doing in here?
Not a word.
What you doing in here?
Just packing.
You wanna come with me?
No, get me away from you.
[Keyaira] Before I leave the house,
I still am trying to tell Bauer I love him.
But I think my biggest fear right now is just rejection.
I don't wanna be rejected by him
and I don't want to lose him.
[Keyaira sighing]
So, this is it, huh?
How you feeling?
[Bauer clears throat]
-Great. -Yeah?
This is kind of like our last goodbye.
Everything's really intense.
I can see it in his eyes. I know he can see it in mine.
First off, I appreciate you so fucking much.
I didn't think I was gonna meet anybody
nearly as special as you.
And I am feeling like the luckiest girl.
Um, I don't even wanna be away from you.
I don't wanna think about not being able to, like,
you know, goof around with you and...
My time here has been so great because of you.
Damn, I wish you didn't walk through those doors.
It would make this goodbye so much easier for this house.
You know, I have felt I know what love is.
I do. I gotta say it.
And I know for a fact that I love you.
I know that in my heart.
And I've known it for a while.
You're smart, driven, gorgeous.
Thanks, babe.
Sweet of you.
I like you a lot, though, Key.
Yeah.
I'm gonna miss you.
Yeah.
Yeah. All right, but I gotta go.
Yeah. Got a flight to catch.
All right, sweetie.
Yeah.
Right now, he knows how I feel.
Like, I'm not gonna chase him. I'm not gonna smother him.
I know who I am.
I know what I have to offer.
♪ This is where we say goodbye ♪
♪ This is where we draw the line ♪
Fuck.
I'm literally like,
as much as I've always wanted to hear this,
I'm absolutely scared, and I hate to say it.
It just became real so fast.
♪ This is where we say goodbye ♪
It sucks. So.
Yeah.
Is she not coming back up?
I don't...
Later, Chris. Love you, brother.
I love you.
[Lila] Bye, Bauer.
Um... [laughing]
I think I wish I would have said, actually, more,
because I think I do feel more, but it's freaky to admit it.
Fuck. Like, Bauer, like, you know that you love this girl.
The last thing I ever wanna do is hurt that girl.
♪ I know ♪
♪ Some things are out of my control ♪
So...
So what now is right.
[Keyaira] You guys, look.
I still have it.
[Lila] You didn't give it to him?
-Oh, Key. -[Keyaira crying]
No, it's okay.
Next summer.
[Keyaira laughing]
[Keyaira] I love you so much.
We'll see each other soon. I'm not worried about that.
-I love you. -I love you too.
I ended up opening up my heart
in ways that I did not think I would have
when I originally first came in here.
All right, guys. Thanks for the best summer ever.
-[Christopher] Bye. Love you. -[Lila] We love you!
I don't know. What a wild freaking ride.
-Anyway. -The two bitches are left.
The two bitches are for real left now.
[Christopher] Oh, wow.
[Lila] You don't realize, like,
how fast the end's coming until it comes.
Should we just leave together?
Can we leave together?
-Let's go. -Really?
Really? Really? Really?
Leaving the Canada Shore house is bittersweet.
Coming into this house, I think I was, like,
looking to meet, like, a best friend.
When I met Lila, she became my soulmate.
Bye, Kelowna!
Bye, Shore House!
♪ Na-na-na, na na-na ♪
[Lila] This summer was literally the best summer of my life,
and I wouldn't trade it for anything else in the world.
At all.
[Christopher] It's crazy how much I've changed this summer.
♪ Never gonna stop ♪
♪ I came here to rock ♪
Who knew that I was a nice person?
♪ It's a feeling around the clock ♪
Thought this summer was crazy?
Next summer's gonna be a whole 'nother level.
I know that's right.
♪ I got these feelings from my head ♪
Let's go.
[Lila] Leaving Kelowna is so sad.
I will be back, and I'll be back with vengeance.
You thought I stirred it up?
Just wait.
Can we say bye?
-Bye! -[Lila] Bye!
["Tongue" by Reve playing]
♪ Tongue, tongue, tongue, tongue ♪
♪ Have I seen you here before? Are you famous? ♪
♪ I'm about to blast off like a spaceship ♪
♪ Come blow my mind like bubble gum, I ♪
♪ I like the taste of your ♪
♪ Tongue ♪
♪ Tongue, I like the taste of your tongue ♪