1 00:00:00,601 --> 00:00:04,588 - Tonight, I am playing Shopping Cart Corral. 2 00:00:04,588 --> 00:00:07,324 [upbeat rock music] 3 00:00:07,324 --> 00:00:08,592 - Give 'em a nestle! 4 00:00:08,592 --> 00:00:10,427 - I've never seen anything like this. 5 00:00:10,427 --> 00:00:12,179 - Yeah! 6 00:00:12,179 --> 00:00:12,679 - Oh! 7 00:00:12,679 --> 00:00:13,714 [audience chanting] 8 00:00:13,714 --> 00:00:15,282 - That's an athlete right there. 9 00:00:15,799 --> 00:00:18,802 - From the Nashville Municipal Auditorium, 10 00:00:18,802 --> 00:00:20,721 it's the only comedy show that also 11 00:00:20,721 --> 00:00:22,506 happens to be a game show, 12 00:00:22,506 --> 00:00:25,759 "The Greatest Average American"! 13 00:00:25,759 --> 00:00:31,532 And now, your host, Nate Bargatze! 14 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:33,750 - Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. 15 00:00:33,750 --> 00:00:35,752 Thank you very much. All right. 16 00:00:35,752 --> 00:00:38,805 Welcome to our new show where it's not about what you know, 17 00:00:38,805 --> 00:00:41,675 it's about what your fellow average American knows. 18 00:00:41,675 --> 00:00:43,860 Say hello to my buddy and comedian friend, 19 00:00:43,860 --> 00:00:46,797 Julian McCullough, warming up the audience. 20 00:00:46,797 --> 00:00:50,417 And fellow comedian, our announcer, Greg Warren. 21 00:00:50,417 --> 00:00:51,935 [cheers and applause] 22 00:00:51,935 --> 00:00:53,904 Greg, who do we have playing tonight? 23 00:00:53,904 --> 00:00:55,656 - Nate, a construction project manager 24 00:00:55,656 --> 00:01:00,077 representing North Carolina, give it up for Mallory. 25 00:01:00,711 --> 00:01:05,616 A retired FBI agent from the state of Illinois, it's Tom. 26 00:01:05,616 --> 00:01:08,468 - All right, all right. That's awesome. 27 00:01:08,468 --> 00:01:10,554 - And she's a horseshoer... 28 00:01:10,554 --> 00:01:11,622 - Ooh. 29 00:01:11,622 --> 00:01:14,141 - From the state of Oregon, meet Dakota. 30 00:01:16,526 --> 00:01:17,828 - All right. Thanks for being here. 31 00:01:17,828 --> 00:01:21,281 Dakota, I see you have a wonderful dog with you. 32 00:01:21,281 --> 00:01:21,782 - Yes. 33 00:01:21,782 --> 00:01:24,351 This is my service dog, Dinosaur. 34 00:01:24,351 --> 00:01:25,802 - Hello, Dinosaur. 35 00:01:25,802 --> 00:01:27,904 - I've had him for about 3 1/2 years, 36 00:01:27,904 --> 00:01:29,573 and he goes with me on all my shoeings. 37 00:01:29,573 --> 00:01:31,441 - Well, good luck to you and Dinosaur. 38 00:01:31,441 --> 00:01:32,059 Let's get to this game. 39 00:01:32,059 --> 00:01:34,911 We're gonna play through two elimination rounds, 40 00:01:34,911 --> 00:01:37,731 with one person going home after each one. 41 00:01:37,731 --> 00:01:40,133 Last player standing moves on to our bonus round, 42 00:01:40,133 --> 00:01:47,157 where you can win the average American salary of $67,920. 43 00:01:48,675 --> 00:01:50,978 In our first round, we asked Americans 44 00:01:50,978 --> 00:01:53,630 questions about how they feel, what they like, 45 00:01:53,630 --> 00:01:54,765 and how they live. 46 00:01:54,765 --> 00:01:56,149 I'll reveal the questions, and all you have to do 47 00:01:56,149 --> 00:01:59,970 is choose a response said by the majority of Americans. 48 00:01:59,970 --> 00:02:02,889 These first two questions, they're worth 1 point each. 49 00:02:02,889 --> 00:02:05,325 Here's your first question. 50 00:02:20,841 --> 00:02:23,043 You got ten seconds. 51 00:02:23,043 --> 00:02:25,879 I've seen--have you ever seen the Wienermobile 52 00:02:25,879 --> 00:02:27,497 out in the wild? - Oh, yeah, man. 53 00:02:27,497 --> 00:02:28,982 - I have too. - It's exciting. 54 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:31,735 - Have a lot of y'all? Have you ever seen it out? 55 00:02:31,735 --> 00:02:32,836 Pretty special. 56 00:02:32,836 --> 00:02:36,657 Mallory, which one of these did you say? 57 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:39,376 - Well, I'm gonna say D, the Batmobile. 58 00:02:39,376 --> 00:02:41,244 - Yes, right? 59 00:02:41,862 --> 00:02:44,781 - It's fun, it's sexy, it's fast. 60 00:02:44,781 --> 00:02:45,932 Now, myself included, 61 00:02:45,932 --> 00:02:47,934 I would like to do the Barbie dream car. 62 00:02:47,934 --> 00:02:50,587 But D, Batmobile. - All right. 63 00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:51,705 Tom? 64 00:02:51,705 --> 00:02:53,590 - I feel that Americans have the need for speed. 65 00:02:53,590 --> 00:02:54,741 - Come on, Tom. 66 00:02:54,741 --> 00:02:55,776 - Therefore, they're gonna go with the Batmobile. 67 00:02:55,776 --> 00:02:56,993 - The Batmobile. Yeah. 68 00:02:56,993 --> 00:02:58,612 - Because that's gonna blow any of these out of the water. 69 00:02:58,612 --> 00:03:00,881 - There you go, Tom. 70 00:03:00,881 --> 00:03:02,916 - In the FBI, how many Batmobiles do we have? 71 00:03:02,916 --> 00:03:04,985 Are you allowed to say that or not allowed to? 72 00:03:04,985 --> 00:03:07,371 - Zero, unless we seize one from a bad guy. 73 00:03:07,371 --> 00:03:07,871 - Oh. 74 00:03:07,871 --> 00:03:09,523 Okay. Yeah, all right. 75 00:03:09,523 --> 00:03:10,724 All right. Dakota? 76 00:03:10,724 --> 00:03:12,409 - Well, I went a little different. 77 00:03:12,409 --> 00:03:13,043 - I like it. 78 00:03:13,043 --> 00:03:16,646 - I went with, B, the DeLorean. - That is true. 79 00:03:16,646 --> 00:03:17,881 - You know? 80 00:03:17,881 --> 00:03:20,417 You can go wherever you want, as long as you get to that 88. 81 00:03:20,417 --> 00:03:20,984 - Back in time. 82 00:03:20,984 --> 00:03:22,152 - You know, it's got great gas mileage. 83 00:03:22,152 --> 00:03:24,738 - You could always drive back to a cheaper time of gas. 84 00:03:24,738 --> 00:03:25,872 - Exactly. 85 00:03:25,872 --> 00:03:27,858 Bring a couple canisters with you, you're good to go. 86 00:03:27,858 --> 00:03:28,859 - Good choices. 87 00:03:28,859 --> 00:03:29,976 I like all of them. 88 00:03:29,976 --> 00:03:33,380 Let's see, what did the average American say? 89 00:03:33,947 --> 00:03:35,799 - Yeah! - The DeLorean time machine. 90 00:03:35,799 --> 00:03:39,469 - Yeah, let's go! Yeah! - Dakota with 1 point. 91 00:03:40,270 --> 00:03:43,724 We should have probably focused more on the time machine part. 92 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:45,942 No one wants to ride in a DeLorean. 93 00:03:45,942 --> 00:03:49,830 The time machine is gigantic. 94 00:03:49,830 --> 00:03:51,898 Here we go. Next question. 95 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:53,100 This one's a little different. 96 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:56,236 You're guessing the percentage of people from 0 to 100. 97 00:03:56,236 --> 00:04:00,507 Whoever comes closest to the correct answer gets the point. 98 00:04:09,599 --> 00:04:12,669 What percent got it correct? 99 00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:13,820 Ten seconds. 100 00:04:13,820 --> 00:04:16,173 [peppy jazz music] 101 00:04:16,173 --> 00:04:19,625 Who's the youngest in here that might know it? 102 00:04:19,625 --> 00:04:21,827 Right there? How old are you? 103 00:04:21,827 --> 00:04:24,831 13. What time is it? - [inaudible] 104 00:04:24,831 --> 00:04:26,800 - 7:40. 105 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:28,468 Nailed it. 106 00:04:28,468 --> 00:04:29,803 7:40 p.m.? 107 00:04:29,803 --> 00:04:31,755 I guess it's p.m. I don't know, it could be a.m. 108 00:04:31,755 --> 00:04:32,823 I don't know why I put a thing in it. 109 00:04:32,823 --> 00:04:33,874 - See? 110 00:04:33,874 --> 00:04:34,941 - I feel like the younger generation, 111 00:04:34,941 --> 00:04:36,092 if you tell them to get there at 7:30, 112 00:04:36,092 --> 00:04:38,762 that's what time they do show up. 113 00:04:38,762 --> 00:04:41,114 But, Mallory, what do you think? 114 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:43,784 - [laughs] I ain't got much faith. 115 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:44,918 I said 15%. - Yeah. 116 00:04:44,918 --> 00:04:46,153 The younger generation, they might not know it. 117 00:04:46,153 --> 00:04:47,671 - Yeah. It's the younger generation. 118 00:04:47,671 --> 00:04:48,755 Everything is digital. 119 00:04:48,755 --> 00:04:50,757 Everything is right there, ready to go. 120 00:04:50,757 --> 00:04:54,661 So I said 15%. I'm sorry, y'all. 121 00:04:54,661 --> 00:04:55,395 - Tom? 122 00:04:55,395 --> 00:04:57,898 - I think I have a little more faith in the average American 123 00:04:57,898 --> 00:05:00,734 for this basic life skill, so I said 85%. 124 00:05:00,734 --> 00:05:01,785 - 85%. 125 00:05:01,785 --> 00:05:04,621 Under 30 would get it right, yeah. 126 00:05:04,621 --> 00:05:05,121 Dakota? 127 00:05:05,121 --> 00:05:06,873 - I went a little bit in the middle. 128 00:05:06,873 --> 00:05:09,576 - Yeah. - I went 47%. 129 00:05:09,576 --> 00:05:10,260 - Yeah. 130 00:05:10,260 --> 00:05:12,779 - I think if you give them a second, they'll get there. 131 00:05:12,779 --> 00:05:14,631 - It's embarrassing, but they get it. 132 00:05:14,631 --> 00:05:18,869 What percent got it correct? 133 00:05:18,869 --> 00:05:20,770 55%. - Ooh. 134 00:05:20,770 --> 00:05:22,022 - You got it. - Dakota! 135 00:05:22,022 --> 00:05:23,874 - Yeah! - Dakota. 136 00:05:23,874 --> 00:05:26,026 - Nice job, Dakota! 137 00:05:26,026 --> 00:05:27,060 We gotta catch up, Tom. 138 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:28,979 - Look, there's two questions left, 139 00:05:28,979 --> 00:05:31,097 but this is anybody's game. - There you go. 140 00:05:31,097 --> 00:05:33,066 - This one, too, I'm gonna raise the stakes a little bit. 141 00:05:33,066 --> 00:05:35,485 So this next one is worth 2 points. 142 00:05:35,485 --> 00:05:35,986 - Okay. 143 00:05:35,986 --> 00:05:38,488 - So now we get to catch back up. 144 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:41,024 We asked 100 average Americans 145 00:05:41,024 --> 00:05:42,993 if there were a crime syndi-"gat"-- 146 00:05:42,993 --> 00:05:44,945 syndi-"kate"--syndicate-- 147 00:05:44,945 --> 00:05:46,947 a crime syndicate. 148 00:05:46,947 --> 00:05:48,265 Hold on, yeah. 149 00:05:48,265 --> 00:05:52,636 Run by animals, which of these would be the boss 150 00:05:52,636 --> 00:05:55,505 of the whole operation? 151 00:06:02,612 --> 00:06:03,613 Ten seconds. 152 00:06:03,613 --> 00:06:06,066 ♪ ♪ 153 00:06:06,066 --> 00:06:10,170 That's a word that you gotta just trust that you know it. 154 00:06:10,170 --> 00:06:13,924 Dakota, you might be getting some inside info from Dinosaur. 155 00:06:13,924 --> 00:06:15,876 all: Aw. 156 00:06:15,876 --> 00:06:17,911 Who did you say? 157 00:06:17,911 --> 00:06:19,579 - I went with C, cat. 158 00:06:19,579 --> 00:06:20,247 - Yeah. 159 00:06:20,247 --> 00:06:22,048 - I'm a firm believer in that cats just run everything. 160 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:23,900 - I understand that. Tom? 161 00:06:23,900 --> 00:06:25,969 - I am the cat daddy of three cats. 162 00:06:25,969 --> 00:06:27,170 - Wow. 163 00:06:27,170 --> 00:06:29,890 - They are devious dudes. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 164 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:32,008 - I said C, cat. - C, cat, as well. 165 00:06:32,008 --> 00:06:34,761 You know from experience. - Yeah. 166 00:06:34,761 --> 00:06:35,845 - Mallory? 167 00:06:35,845 --> 00:06:36,980 - I said cobra. 168 00:06:36,980 --> 00:06:38,081 - It's not bad for you to go somewhere 169 00:06:38,081 --> 00:06:39,883 in a different direction. 170 00:06:39,883 --> 00:06:42,252 - Simply because they're mysterious, 171 00:06:42,252 --> 00:06:44,688 they're scary, so they're already 172 00:06:44,688 --> 00:06:46,039 gonna be intimidating. 173 00:06:46,039 --> 00:06:48,058 Although, that cat looking at me, like, girl, 174 00:06:48,058 --> 00:06:50,043 why did you choose the cobra? - Yeah. 175 00:06:50,043 --> 00:06:52,913 But I could see the cobra with the wings down. 176 00:06:52,913 --> 00:06:55,031 - Yeah, with the thing, like, with the--[grunts] 177 00:06:55,031 --> 00:06:56,232 Yeah. - That's like a normal snake. 178 00:06:56,232 --> 00:06:58,251 And then it's like, ah. - And then it's like, yeah, ah! 179 00:06:58,251 --> 00:07:00,003 - And then you're like, wow. - Yeah. 180 00:07:00,003 --> 00:07:01,087 That's how I feel. 181 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:06,009 - For 2 points, what did the average American say? 182 00:07:06,009 --> 00:07:09,663 - Ah! - Oh, my gosh, Mallory! 183 00:07:09,663 --> 00:07:12,082 Look at that. 184 00:07:12,082 --> 00:07:14,234 - You're not gonna get me, cat. 185 00:07:14,234 --> 00:07:16,369 - Look at this. You're back in it. 186 00:07:16,369 --> 00:07:19,990 Now, this last question is worth a whopping 3 points. 187 00:07:19,990 --> 00:07:22,709 Tom, you definitely need this one. 188 00:07:22,709 --> 00:07:25,145 Last question. 189 00:07:25,145 --> 00:07:27,497 We asked 100 average Americans... 190 00:07:39,976 --> 00:07:41,027 Ten seconds. 191 00:07:41,027 --> 00:07:47,834 ♪ ♪ 192 00:07:51,338 --> 00:07:54,341 This is a fun one. Dakota, let's start with you. 193 00:07:54,341 --> 00:07:57,077 - I said C, paying with pennies. 194 00:07:57,077 --> 00:07:58,228 - Yeah. 195 00:07:58,228 --> 00:08:00,230 - I feel like if you're paying in pennies, 196 00:08:00,230 --> 00:08:02,132 you might be doing it to be petty. 197 00:08:02,132 --> 00:08:04,184 - Especially unrolled, if they're not rolled. 198 00:08:04,184 --> 00:08:05,852 - Yeah, that's the worst. 199 00:08:05,852 --> 00:08:06,920 - Tom? 200 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:09,939 - I went with a bus in traffic. - Yeah. 201 00:08:09,939 --> 00:08:11,825 You can't see around it. 202 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:12,976 - It's a miserable experience. 203 00:08:12,976 --> 00:08:16,129 - I sat behind one and didn't move. 204 00:08:16,129 --> 00:08:17,163 Out of service. 205 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:19,132 And I was back there. 206 00:08:19,132 --> 00:08:21,167 Yeah, that was tough. - How long was that, Nate? 207 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:25,238 - Well, longer than I wanna admit, but it was-- 208 00:08:25,238 --> 00:08:28,141 I was in the zone. Felt good. 209 00:08:28,141 --> 00:08:29,192 All right, Mallory? 210 00:08:29,192 --> 00:08:31,094 - I'm gonna go with my buddy, Tom. 211 00:08:31,094 --> 00:08:32,412 - Yeah. - I gotta say bus in traffic. 212 00:08:32,412 --> 00:08:35,582 - Yeah, bus is brutal. Bus is brutal. 213 00:08:35,582 --> 00:08:40,135 - There is nothing like when you gotta go to the bathroom 214 00:08:40,135 --> 00:08:42,022 and that bus just keeps stopping 215 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:44,073 to let them poor babies off that school bus. 216 00:08:44,073 --> 00:08:45,225 - Yeah, yeah. 217 00:08:45,225 --> 00:08:47,043 You gotta get around them once the stop sign goes in. 218 00:08:47,043 --> 00:08:48,228 - No, but you gonna go to jail, 219 00:08:48,228 --> 00:08:49,345 'cause you can get a ticket for that. 220 00:08:49,345 --> 00:08:50,930 - Oh, that's true. Well, that's the tough part. 221 00:08:50,930 --> 00:08:51,998 - Yeah. 222 00:08:51,998 --> 00:08:53,049 - Yeah, that makes it harder. Yeah. 223 00:08:53,049 --> 00:08:54,801 I think we should get rid of school. 224 00:08:54,801 --> 00:08:56,386 - Oh, God. 225 00:08:56,386 --> 00:08:59,039 - This is the last question. Dakota has got 2 points. 226 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:02,192 Mallory's got 2 points. Tom, you need this one. 227 00:09:02,192 --> 00:09:04,010 It all comes to this. 228 00:09:04,010 --> 00:09:06,046 What did the average American say? 229 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:07,814 [upbeat music] 230 00:09:07,814 --> 00:09:10,166 - [shouts] - Wow. 231 00:09:10,166 --> 00:09:12,902 Mallory, 5 points. Tom, 3 points. 232 00:09:12,902 --> 00:09:14,154 Congratulations. - Yeah! 233 00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:15,989 - You are moving on. 234 00:09:15,989 --> 00:09:19,409 Dakota and Dinosaur, I am so sorry, 235 00:09:19,409 --> 00:09:22,262 but you are the most below average tonight. 236 00:09:22,262 --> 00:09:26,049 Thank you for playing with us. We really loved having you. 237 00:09:26,049 --> 00:09:28,218 When "The Greatest Average American" returns, 238 00:09:28,218 --> 00:09:31,955 I'll be pushing shopping carts all over the stage. 239 00:09:31,955 --> 00:09:34,057 Do not go anywhere. 240 00:09:34,057 --> 00:09:36,659 [upbeat music] 241 00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:39,395 [upbeat music] 242 00:09:39,395 --> 00:09:42,148 - Welcome back to "The Greatest Average American." 243 00:09:42,148 --> 00:09:44,200 Mallory and Tom are one step closer 244 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:48,988 to playing for the average American salary of $67,920. 245 00:09:48,988 --> 00:09:50,373 - Yeah! 246 00:09:50,373 --> 00:09:52,108 - This next round is all about getting 247 00:09:52,108 --> 00:09:54,360 into the mind and body of the original greatest 248 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:58,998 average American, myself. 249 00:09:58,998 --> 00:10:03,052 Tonight, I am playing... 250 00:10:03,052 --> 00:10:05,021 Shopping Cart Corral. 251 00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:06,389 [bell rings] 252 00:10:06,389 --> 00:10:08,942 I'll be trying to wheel shopping carts 253 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:11,127 into the standard-issue corral. 254 00:10:11,127 --> 00:10:13,062 I'll be pushing them from there 255 00:10:13,062 --> 00:10:15,131 and my feet cannot cross the line. 256 00:10:15,131 --> 00:10:18,084 I will have six carts, no time limit. 257 00:10:18,084 --> 00:10:20,353 [groaning] This could be all day. 258 00:10:20,353 --> 00:10:24,224 For each cart in the corral, I'll get 1 point. 259 00:10:24,224 --> 00:10:26,292 I get a bonus point for each cart 260 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:29,295 I can nestle into another one. 261 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:30,463 Here's how this works. 262 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:32,248 One of you will start off by guessing 263 00:10:32,248 --> 00:10:35,301 exactly how many points I can score with six carts. 264 00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:39,205 The other will then write over if you think I will score more, 265 00:10:39,205 --> 00:10:41,274 or under if you think I will score less. 266 00:10:41,274 --> 00:10:43,526 If you're right, you're headed to the bonus round. 267 00:10:43,526 --> 00:10:46,196 Mallory, you scored the highest in the first round, 268 00:10:46,196 --> 00:10:47,313 so you get to decide. 269 00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:49,883 Would you like to guess the number I will hit 270 00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:51,467 or the over/under? 271 00:10:51,467 --> 00:10:54,571 - I am gonna let my friend choose the number. 272 00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:58,224 - Okay, Tom, how many points do you think I will score? 273 00:10:58,224 --> 00:10:59,509 If I have a perfect game and nestle 274 00:10:59,509 --> 00:11:02,645 all the cards in the corral, that would be 11 points. 275 00:11:02,645 --> 00:11:06,149 So write down your guess and show Mallory and the audience. 276 00:11:06,149 --> 00:11:08,001 I don't want to see. I can't see. 277 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:10,019 Don't show me. 278 00:11:10,019 --> 00:11:11,037 [laughter] 279 00:11:11,621 --> 00:11:15,291 Mallory do you think I'll go over that number or under it? 280 00:11:15,291 --> 00:11:16,426 Write it down. 281 00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:19,262 This is just for you. 282 00:11:19,262 --> 00:11:20,296 Answers are in. 283 00:11:20,296 --> 00:11:21,948 All right? 284 00:11:21,948 --> 00:11:24,067 [cheers and applause] 285 00:11:24,067 --> 00:11:25,251 - Come on, Nate. 286 00:11:25,251 --> 00:11:27,420 Come on, Nate. 287 00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:30,406 - A little help from Julian. 288 00:11:30,406 --> 00:11:32,108 - I'm gonna catch them. 289 00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:33,109 If you get excited and you start-- 290 00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:34,210 - Yeah. 291 00:11:34,210 --> 00:11:35,311 - You know, I've gotta protect the audience. 292 00:11:35,311 --> 00:11:37,080 - What's in your hand? 293 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:40,233 - Oh. - Oh. 294 00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:41,551 That's good. 295 00:11:41,551 --> 00:11:43,336 - That's an athlete right there. 296 00:11:43,336 --> 00:11:44,420 - Here we go. 297 00:11:44,420 --> 00:11:48,391 [Survivor's "Eye of the Tiger" playing] 298 00:11:48,391 --> 00:11:50,360 [dramatic rock music] 299 00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:53,096 - Yeah! - Ooh. 300 00:11:53,096 --> 00:11:54,931 - That was good. 301 00:11:54,931 --> 00:11:57,166 ♪ ♪ 302 00:11:57,166 --> 00:11:59,953 This is your first chance at a nestle. 303 00:11:59,953 --> 00:12:04,324 ♪ ♪ 304 00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:06,175 - Ah! 305 00:12:06,175 --> 00:12:07,594 - Oh! 306 00:12:07,594 --> 00:12:10,263 - I think I need some speed. - Yeah. 307 00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:14,017 - You got 2 points. That's just short of a nestle. 308 00:12:14,017 --> 00:12:16,019 - Hey. All right. 309 00:12:16,019 --> 00:12:20,523 ♪ ♪ 310 00:12:20,523 --> 00:12:23,176 - That's a nestle! - Yeah! 311 00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:24,344 - That's a nestle right there! 312 00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:26,412 - That's a full nestle. 313 00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:28,481 - Whoo! Give him the nestle! 314 00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:30,266 - It's an honor to work for you, Nate. 315 00:12:30,266 --> 00:12:32,252 - Yeah. 316 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:35,255 ♪ ♪ 317 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:38,191 Ah! 318 00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:39,659 Oh! 319 00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:41,427 - That's a full nestle! - That's a big one. 320 00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:43,613 That's a big one! - Oh, let's go. 321 00:12:43,613 --> 00:12:46,816 all: Nate! Nate! Nate! Nate! Nate! Nate! Nate! Nate! Nate! 322 00:12:46,816 --> 00:12:50,086 Nate! Nate! Nate! Nate! Nate! Nate! Nate! Nate! Nate! Nate! 323 00:12:50,086 --> 00:12:53,006 [cheers and applause] 324 00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:57,894 ♪ ♪ 325 00:12:57,894 --> 00:13:02,582 - ♪ It's the eye of tiger, it's the thrill of the fight ♪ 326 00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:04,550 ♪ Rising up to the challenge of our rival ♪ 327 00:13:04,550 --> 00:13:06,436 - I've never seen anything like this. 328 00:13:06,436 --> 00:13:08,154 This is history! 329 00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:09,439 - You've never seen it. 330 00:13:09,439 --> 00:13:11,474 - Nate, you have a chance to be perfect right here. 331 00:13:11,474 --> 00:13:15,061 It's never been done on this show. 332 00:13:15,061 --> 00:13:15,778 - All right. 333 00:13:15,778 --> 00:13:18,414 all: Nate! Nate! Nate! Nate! Nate! Nate! Nate! Nate! Nate! 334 00:13:18,414 --> 00:13:20,099 Nate! Nate! 335 00:13:20,099 --> 00:13:21,384 Ah! [buzzer] 336 00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:22,568 - That's all right. 337 00:13:22,568 --> 00:13:25,221 - 9 points. That was a letdown. 338 00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:26,389 - That was amazing. - Thank you. 339 00:13:26,389 --> 00:13:27,490 - That was great. 340 00:13:27,490 --> 00:13:29,275 - I got a little strong with that left arm. 341 00:13:29,275 --> 00:13:30,326 And I don't think you're supposed 342 00:13:30,326 --> 00:13:33,396 to talk about a no-hitter, but... 343 00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:36,332 yeah, my left arm got strong on that last one. 344 00:13:36,332 --> 00:13:39,402 All right, so it's the moment of truth. 345 00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:42,488 Tom, how many did you think I could do? 346 00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:45,458 - I underestimated you and said 6. 347 00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:48,628 - 6 was solid. It's a solid answer. 348 00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:53,232 Mallory, this is to move on. If you guessed over, you win. 349 00:13:53,232 --> 00:13:54,317 But if it's under, 350 00:13:54,317 --> 00:13:56,486 then you're going home and Tom's going forward. 351 00:13:56,486 --> 00:13:58,538 Please show us what you said. 352 00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:00,289 [suspenseful music] 353 00:14:00,289 --> 00:14:01,424 - Congratulations. 354 00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:03,376 - Oh, said under. 355 00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:05,428 That means Tom is moving on! 356 00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:09,482 Congratulations, you are the greatest average American. 357 00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:10,683 - Great job. 358 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:13,503 - And to go along with that title, we give you $10,000. 359 00:14:13,503 --> 00:14:15,738 - Yeah! Yeah! 360 00:14:15,738 --> 00:14:22,328 - But can he turn it into $67,920? 361 00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:23,629 Find out when we return 362 00:14:23,629 --> 00:14:26,232 to "The Greatest Average American." 363 00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:28,301 [upbeat music] 364 00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:32,305 [upbeat music] 365 00:14:32,305 --> 00:14:34,490 - All right. Welcome back. 366 00:14:34,490 --> 00:14:36,376 I'm here with our winner, Tom. 367 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:37,593 He has earned the coveted title of 368 00:14:37,593 --> 00:14:40,430 the Greatest Average American, a very nice title to have. 369 00:14:40,430 --> 00:14:41,697 And with that comes $10,000. 370 00:14:41,697 --> 00:14:44,650 - Yes. Yes, yes. - Not too shabby. 371 00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:47,320 That's yours to keep no matter what. 372 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:49,305 But now you have a chance to win 373 00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:53,476 the average American salary, $67,920. 374 00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:55,945 [cheers and applause] 375 00:14:55,945 --> 00:14:59,766 Oh, I also wanted to tell you I'm gonna put a little extra 376 00:14:59,766 --> 00:15:02,402 in there to help cover all your taxes. 377 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,921 - Oh, my God, thank you. - So there you go. 378 00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:07,390 What will you do if you win it? 379 00:15:07,390 --> 00:15:08,708 - Well, my wife is here in the audience. 380 00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:10,793 Our 30th anniversary is coming up, and we've been 381 00:15:10,793 --> 00:15:13,663 talking for years about going on an Alaskan cruise 382 00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:14,831 for our vacation. - Yeah. 383 00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:17,316 - So this would be nice to be able to do that together. 384 00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:18,317 - Just go do it. - Absolutely. 385 00:15:18,317 --> 00:15:20,570 - That'd be great. That's great. 386 00:15:20,570 --> 00:15:23,423 For the 30th, that's wonderful. 387 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:27,393 We're either going to Alaska or Cleveland. 388 00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:28,461 Cleveland-- there's a lot of stuff 389 00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:29,545 to do in Cleveland, as well. 390 00:15:29,545 --> 00:15:31,114 It's a wonderful town. 391 00:15:31,114 --> 00:15:31,731 All right. 392 00:15:31,731 --> 00:15:33,533 You showed you can think like the average American, 393 00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:35,451 but there's one more group of average Americans 394 00:15:35,451 --> 00:15:37,787 you need to face, and that's our audience. 395 00:15:37,787 --> 00:15:40,573 Before the show, we asked them seven questions. 396 00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:42,725 You have 30 seconds to correctly predict 397 00:15:42,725 --> 00:15:44,911 how the majority of them answered. 398 00:15:44,911 --> 00:15:49,348 If you get five right, you go home with $67,920. 399 00:15:49,348 --> 00:15:51,617 - Ooh. 400 00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:54,554 But remember, three strikes and you're out. 401 00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:55,671 - Yeah. - All right? 402 00:15:55,671 --> 00:15:57,457 Audience, look, it's your answers 403 00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:58,608 that are helping win this money, 404 00:15:58,608 --> 00:16:00,743 so you should have some skin in the game as well. 405 00:16:00,743 --> 00:16:02,778 If Tom wins, you're all going home 406 00:16:02,778 --> 00:16:05,264 with one of my favorite things, which is-- 407 00:16:05,264 --> 00:16:05,998 Julian, tell 'em. 408 00:16:05,998 --> 00:16:10,419 - If he wins, everyone's going home with Krispy Kreme donuts! 409 00:16:10,419 --> 00:16:11,537 - Yes! 410 00:16:11,537 --> 00:16:16,342 - I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you! 411 00:16:16,342 --> 00:16:18,578 - 30 seconds on the clock. 412 00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:20,379 [tense music] 413 00:16:20,379 --> 00:16:21,681 Feel good? - I feel good. 414 00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:24,083 - All right, here we go. 415 00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:28,254 - Face. 416 00:16:31,357 --> 00:16:32,375 - Yes. 417 00:16:36,362 --> 00:16:38,297 - Rocking. 418 00:16:40,383 --> 00:16:42,268 - Mustard. 419 00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:48,040 - Elephant. 420 00:16:49,475 --> 00:16:51,077 - Yes. 421 00:16:53,412 --> 00:16:54,680 - Yes. 422 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,349 - Seven questions. There we go. 423 00:17:02,488 --> 00:17:03,839 Felt good. You know? 424 00:17:03,839 --> 00:17:07,460 These are good American answers. 425 00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:09,628 Is this audience more likely to remember 426 00:17:09,628 --> 00:17:11,664 a person's name or their face? 427 00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,465 You said face. 428 00:17:13,465 --> 00:17:14,650 - I did. - This is your world. 429 00:17:14,650 --> 00:17:16,484 - It is, yeah, yeah. 430 00:17:16,484 --> 00:17:17,819 - Audience, did you say face? 431 00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:22,508 [bell rings] - Yes, yes, yes, yes! 432 00:17:22,508 --> 00:17:23,659 All right. 433 00:17:23,659 --> 00:17:25,645 - The first question is always the hardest to get down. 434 00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:26,779 Look at us. 435 00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:29,732 Do they own a working printer? 436 00:17:29,732 --> 00:17:31,417 You said yes. 437 00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:33,402 Audience, did you say yes? 438 00:17:33,402 --> 00:17:35,471 [bell rings] - Yes, yes! 439 00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:37,673 Thank you, thank you, thank you! 440 00:17:37,673 --> 00:17:40,393 - Looks like an age that would have printers. 441 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:41,594 - Yeah. - Yeah. 442 00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:42,778 Two questions right so far. 443 00:17:42,778 --> 00:17:45,748 Do they prefer a beanbag chair or a rocking chair? 444 00:17:45,748 --> 00:17:47,533 You said rocking chair. 445 00:17:47,533 --> 00:17:49,001 - A rocking chair is always delightful. 446 00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:51,020 - It can only go right with a rocking chair. 447 00:17:51,020 --> 00:17:54,807 It can go real wrong with a beanbag chair. 448 00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:58,294 Audience did you also say rocking chair? 449 00:17:58,294 --> 00:17:58,828 [bell rings] 450 00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:00,813 Yes, they do. - Yes, yes, yes, yes! 451 00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:02,698 Thank you, thank you! 452 00:18:02,698 --> 00:18:05,234 - Three. - Whoo. 453 00:18:06,652 --> 00:18:07,770 - Three. No strikes. 454 00:18:07,770 --> 00:18:08,921 We're doing good. 455 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:12,608 Do they prefer their hot dog with ketchup or mustard? 456 00:18:12,608 --> 00:18:13,726 You said mustard. 457 00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:14,844 - Chicago. - Yeah. 458 00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:17,813 I-I-I lived in Chicago, and if you don't know, 459 00:18:17,813 --> 00:18:20,650 they are furious if you put ketchup. 460 00:18:20,650 --> 00:18:22,635 - It's an affront. - It's all mustard. 461 00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:24,787 As you can see, he would risk 462 00:18:24,787 --> 00:18:27,456 losing this game to not say ketchup. 463 00:18:27,456 --> 00:18:29,742 - My street cred, yeah. - Yeah. 464 00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:35,831 Did this basically Nashville audience also say mustard? 465 00:18:35,831 --> 00:18:37,333 [bell rings] Wow! 466 00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:37,833 - Yes, yes, yes! 467 00:18:37,833 --> 00:18:39,535 Thank you, thank you, thank you! 468 00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:41,671 - They knew it. 469 00:18:41,671 --> 00:18:44,540 Look at that. Zero strikes. 470 00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:47,410 You need one of these right. 471 00:18:47,410 --> 00:18:48,561 You can choose. 472 00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:51,681 Which one do you feel confident about? 473 00:18:51,681 --> 00:18:52,982 Or which one do you think might be an X 474 00:18:52,982 --> 00:18:55,001 and you wanna just drag it out a little bit? 475 00:18:55,001 --> 00:18:57,536 You know? You decide. - Increase some screen time? 476 00:18:57,536 --> 00:18:58,738 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 477 00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:02,692 - Let's pull the plug and pick number 6, making the bed. 478 00:19:02,692 --> 00:19:03,943 I look around, this is a beautiful crowd. 479 00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:06,445 These people make their bed. - They make their bed. 480 00:19:06,445 --> 00:19:07,046 I hope so. 481 00:19:07,046 --> 00:19:10,316 I'm seeing a couple that might not, but I don't-- 482 00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:12,385 all right. 483 00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:16,706 For $67,920. 484 00:19:16,706 --> 00:19:20,176 [cheers and applause] 485 00:19:20,810 --> 00:19:22,428 Do they make their bed every day? 486 00:19:22,428 --> 00:19:22,928 You said yes. 487 00:19:22,928 --> 00:19:25,648 Audience, did you say yes? 488 00:19:25,648 --> 00:19:27,867 [suspenseful music] 489 00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:29,885 [buzzer] Oh! 490 00:19:29,885 --> 00:19:30,970 - It's okay, it's okay. - All right. 491 00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:32,104 That's okay. - It's cool. 492 00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:33,873 We've got some wiggle room. - That's all right. 493 00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:35,875 It's kind of the opposite now. 494 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:38,060 You've got one strike, two questions left. 495 00:19:38,060 --> 00:19:42,782 All you need is one and the strike portion only needs two. 496 00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:45,034 Normally, you don't say it like that, 497 00:19:45,034 --> 00:19:49,638 but I'm also not a game show host, but here we are. 498 00:19:49,638 --> 00:19:51,123 - Okay. - So what do you wanna do? 499 00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:52,708 Do you wanna see them ride camel or elephant 500 00:19:52,708 --> 00:19:55,695 or do you wanna see popcorn, movie theater? 501 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:56,696 - Let's do popcorn. 502 00:19:56,696 --> 00:20:00,032 - Yeah, I feel they should. 503 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:02,051 - It's a staple. - It's what you do. 504 00:20:02,051 --> 00:20:03,819 - Quintessential American experience. 505 00:20:03,819 --> 00:20:06,505 - All comes down to popcorn. 506 00:20:06,505 --> 00:20:09,208 For $67,920. 507 00:20:11,577 --> 00:20:14,814 Audience, do you get popcorn? 508 00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:20,536 ♪ ♪ 509 00:20:20,536 --> 00:20:21,754 [bell rings] Yeah! 510 00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:23,956 - Yes, yes, yes, yes! 511 00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:25,841 Oh, my God. - Thank you, buddy! 512 00:20:25,841 --> 00:20:27,860 Thank you, buddy! - I'm gonna go hug my wife. 513 00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:32,915 - There we go, $67,920. 514 00:20:32,915 --> 00:20:38,037 And audience, everybody gets Krispy Kremes. 515 00:20:38,037 --> 00:20:39,855 [bell rings] Elephant, yeah. Real good. 516 00:20:39,855 --> 00:20:42,942 When we come back, three new players will battle it out 517 00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:45,661 to see who's the most average. 518 00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:46,862 Don't go anywhere. 519 00:20:46,862 --> 00:20:49,832 "The Greatest Average American" will be right back. 520 00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:52,835 [upbeat dramatic music] 521 00:20:52,835 --> 00:20:55,654 ♪ ♪ 522 00:20:55,654 --> 00:20:56,856 Krispy Kreme? 523 00:20:56,856 --> 00:20:58,557 Feel free to grab one. 524 00:20:58,557 --> 00:21:01,360 ♪ ♪ 525 00:21:04,730 --> 00:21:08,167 [upbeat dramatic music] 526 00:21:08,167 --> 00:21:10,753 - Welcome back to "The Greatest Average American." 527 00:21:10,753 --> 00:21:12,588 Our pursuit of average continues 528 00:21:12,588 --> 00:21:14,006 with three new contestants. 529 00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:16,225 Let's see who we've got. Greg? 530 00:21:16,225 --> 00:21:19,094 - Nate, an insurance agency owner who grew up 531 00:21:19,094 --> 00:21:21,797 on a horse ranch in Wyoming. - Oh. 532 00:21:21,797 --> 00:21:24,583 - It's Gwen. - Really, really? 533 00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:26,902 [cheers and applause] 534 00:21:26,902 --> 00:21:29,104 - A flight-attendant- turned-pilot 535 00:21:29,104 --> 00:21:31,907 from the state of Arizona, it's Nashawn. 536 00:21:31,907 --> 00:21:33,008 - Let's go! What's up, Nate? 537 00:21:33,008 --> 00:21:34,043 - There we go, there we go. 538 00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:37,346 - Let's go, y'all! Let's go! 539 00:21:37,346 --> 00:21:40,933 - And a restaurant manager from the beautiful Show-Me State 540 00:21:40,933 --> 00:21:42,935 of Missouri, it's Preston. 541 00:21:42,935 --> 00:21:46,655 - What's up, Nate? What's up people? 542 00:21:46,655 --> 00:21:48,908 How we doing? 543 00:21:48,908 --> 00:21:50,893 - You know, he's from Missouri and wrestled 544 00:21:50,893 --> 00:21:52,978 at University of Missouri. - Oh. 545 00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:56,982 - Yeah, he did it, yeah, big-time. 546 00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:59,635 - He was known as Greg "The Greg" Warren. 547 00:21:59,635 --> 00:22:00,736 - Yeah. 548 00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:03,105 It was when they did regular names. 549 00:22:03,105 --> 00:22:05,708 All right. Good luck to all of you. 550 00:22:05,708 --> 00:22:08,060 I'm excited. 551 00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:09,979 Let's get to the game. - Whoo! 552 00:22:09,979 --> 00:22:11,997 - In our first round, these first two questions 553 00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:13,749 are worth 1 point each. 554 00:22:13,749 --> 00:22:15,651 Here's your first question. 555 00:22:15,651 --> 00:22:17,503 [suspenseful music] 556 00:22:30,649 --> 00:22:33,002 Ten seconds. 557 00:22:33,002 --> 00:22:34,203 You been in a pillow fight, Greg? 558 00:22:34,203 --> 00:22:37,740 - Yes. It was just me and the pillow. 559 00:22:37,740 --> 00:22:38,974 - Who won? 560 00:22:38,974 --> 00:22:40,709 - It was a draw. 561 00:22:40,709 --> 00:22:43,662 [upbeat jazzy music] 562 00:22:43,662 --> 00:22:45,748 - All right, Preston. 563 00:22:45,748 --> 00:22:47,783 - I went with D, hockey fight. 564 00:22:47,783 --> 00:22:48,901 - Yes. It's very fun. 565 00:22:48,901 --> 00:22:50,202 - Listen-- - It's very fun. 566 00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:51,387 - I think when you're watching a sport 567 00:22:51,387 --> 00:22:55,591 and there's fighting going on that's allowed, I think, 568 00:22:55,591 --> 00:22:56,175 why not? 569 00:22:56,175 --> 00:22:57,893 - It's a real fight. - It is a real fight. 570 00:22:57,893 --> 00:22:59,595 - It's a real fight. - Yeah. 571 00:22:59,595 --> 00:23:00,663 - Yeah, I agree. 572 00:23:00,663 --> 00:23:01,297 - Nashawn? 573 00:23:01,297 --> 00:23:05,818 - Well, I'm gonna have to go with B, food fight. 574 00:23:05,818 --> 00:23:07,119 - Yeah. A lot of people like that. 575 00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:09,321 - 'Cause who hasn't thought about throwing food 576 00:23:09,321 --> 00:23:11,290 across the cafeteria and doing all that stuff before? 577 00:23:11,290 --> 00:23:13,943 - Yeah. Food fight. All right, Gwen. 578 00:23:13,943 --> 00:23:18,948 - Well, this is supposed to be a C for pillow fight. 579 00:23:18,948 --> 00:23:21,066 - Yeah, pillow fights. Nice and sweet. 580 00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:22,184 - I think so. 581 00:23:22,184 --> 00:23:24,370 - We all got all the opposite answers. 582 00:23:24,370 --> 00:23:28,157 We asked 100 average Americans. What did they say? 583 00:23:28,157 --> 00:23:30,726 [suspenseful music] 584 00:23:32,027 --> 00:23:33,178 - Wow! - That's unbelievable. 585 00:23:33,178 --> 00:23:35,214 - Wait a minute. - That's unbelievable. 586 00:23:35,214 --> 00:23:38,133 - Half of America doesn't even have snow. 587 00:23:38,133 --> 00:23:41,804 - That is true. [chuckles] 588 00:23:41,804 --> 00:23:43,839 Snowball fight, 42%. 589 00:23:43,839 --> 00:23:45,941 Hockey fight, 6%, Preston. 590 00:23:45,941 --> 00:23:48,327 Not to discourage you, 591 00:23:48,327 --> 00:23:53,666 but I'd maybe start thinking about your answers. 592 00:23:53,666 --> 00:23:54,867 Next question. 593 00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:13,002 - Ooh. - Ten seconds. 594 00:24:13,002 --> 00:24:15,704 [upbeat jazzy music] 595 00:24:15,704 --> 00:24:19,942 ♪ ♪ 596 00:24:19,942 --> 00:24:22,127 I don't know. I don't know. 597 00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:24,663 [bell rings] 598 00:24:24,663 --> 00:24:25,247 Preston? 599 00:24:25,247 --> 00:24:27,082 - I went with A, the Wicked Witch of the West. 600 00:24:27,082 --> 00:24:28,183 - All right. 601 00:24:28,183 --> 00:24:29,935 The Wicked Witch of the West. Great answer. 602 00:24:29,935 --> 00:24:31,070 Nashawn? 603 00:24:31,070 --> 00:24:33,038 - I also said A, the Wicked Witch. 604 00:24:33,038 --> 00:24:34,039 - Yeah, yeah. 605 00:24:34,039 --> 00:24:36,942 - Because first of all, 606 00:24:36,942 --> 00:24:38,927 everyone has seen "Wicked" at this point. 607 00:24:38,927 --> 00:24:40,929 I've cried in sympathy with her. 608 00:24:40,929 --> 00:24:42,264 - Yes. - I feel bad for her. 609 00:24:42,264 --> 00:24:44,116 - So it's about her? - Yeah. 610 00:24:44,116 --> 00:24:45,184 - Oh, wow. 611 00:24:45,184 --> 00:24:48,020 I have not seen "Wicked." - Oh. 612 00:24:48,020 --> 00:24:49,872 - But okay, "Wizard of Oz" is like, one of the 613 00:24:49,872 --> 00:24:51,206 best movies of all time. 614 00:24:51,206 --> 00:24:53,359 But "Wicked" is new, right? 615 00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:55,361 - "Wicked" is better. - "Wicked" is better? 616 00:24:55,361 --> 00:24:56,962 [cheers and applause] - I said what I said. 617 00:24:56,962 --> 00:24:59,248 - A lot of people agree. All right. 618 00:24:59,248 --> 00:25:03,886 Gwen, is "Wicked" better than "Wizard of Oz?" 619 00:25:03,886 --> 00:25:05,337 - Uh, no. I'm sorry. 620 00:25:05,337 --> 00:25:07,773 There is only one original "Wizard of Oz." 621 00:25:07,773 --> 00:25:08,407 - Yes. 622 00:25:08,407 --> 00:25:10,859 - I did go with A, Wicked Witch of the West, though. 623 00:25:10,859 --> 00:25:11,360 - Yes, yes. 624 00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:13,145 - I will give you that, Nashawn. 625 00:25:13,145 --> 00:25:14,863 I will. - You could see it. 626 00:25:14,863 --> 00:25:15,497 All right. 627 00:25:15,497 --> 00:25:18,150 We'll go find out what the average American said. 628 00:25:18,150 --> 00:25:23,072 Did they say snowball fight again? 629 00:25:23,072 --> 00:25:24,940 Wicked Witch of the West. 630 00:25:24,940 --> 00:25:26,008 - We're on the board! 631 00:25:26,008 --> 00:25:27,209 We're on the board! - You nailed it. 632 00:25:27,209 --> 00:25:28,227 I would have got it wrong because I 633 00:25:28,227 --> 00:25:31,063 haven't seen "Wicked." 634 00:25:31,063 --> 00:25:33,065 All right. 635 00:25:33,065 --> 00:25:34,416 - [chuckles] - Moving right along. 636 00:25:34,416 --> 00:25:37,019 - I know how to take the fun out of a game show 637 00:25:37,019 --> 00:25:38,087 more than anybody! 638 00:25:38,087 --> 00:25:39,872 [laughter] 639 00:25:42,775 --> 00:25:43,375 All right. 640 00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:46,145 Everybody gets 1 point. We're all tied up. 641 00:25:46,145 --> 00:25:47,980 All right, two questions left. 642 00:25:47,980 --> 00:25:49,281 I'm gonna raise the stakes a little, 643 00:25:49,281 --> 00:25:51,050 so this next one is worth 2 points. 644 00:25:51,050 --> 00:25:52,134 All right? - All right. 645 00:25:52,134 --> 00:25:53,936 [suspenseful music] 646 00:26:01,243 --> 00:26:03,762 What percent got it right? 647 00:26:07,149 --> 00:26:08,751 Blank-blank. 648 00:26:08,751 --> 00:26:10,169 Ten seconds. 649 00:26:10,169 --> 00:26:11,386 [upbeat jazzy music] 650 00:26:11,386 --> 00:26:14,973 Greg, was Franklin D. Roosevelt a good guy? 651 00:26:14,973 --> 00:26:16,058 You went to school with him. 652 00:26:16,058 --> 00:26:19,411 - I did, Nate, I went to school in 1935. 653 00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:21,864 - Oh, wow. - No, I didn't know FDR. 654 00:26:21,864 --> 00:26:23,132 - That's enough, Greg. 655 00:26:23,132 --> 00:26:24,883 Uh... 656 00:26:24,883 --> 00:26:25,984 do y'all know the saying? 657 00:26:25,984 --> 00:26:27,119 - [sputters] 658 00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:29,121 - I don't know, I-- - We need you flying planes. 659 00:26:29,121 --> 00:26:30,506 We don't need you-- 660 00:26:30,506 --> 00:26:33,041 - "Fear itself." - Oh, okay. I know it, yeah. 661 00:26:33,041 --> 00:26:34,326 I know it then. 662 00:26:34,326 --> 00:26:35,994 I said that in my head, but I just didn't 663 00:26:35,994 --> 00:26:37,146 wanna be loud and say it. 664 00:26:37,146 --> 00:26:38,480 - Yeah, I do that all the time. 665 00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:40,499 Well, it's actually the opposite, actually. 666 00:26:40,499 --> 00:26:42,084 There's a lot of stuff, I'm like, I should 667 00:26:42,084 --> 00:26:44,052 have kept that inside there. - See? 668 00:26:44,052 --> 00:26:45,120 - All right. 669 00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:46,188 "The only thing we have to fear 670 00:26:46,188 --> 00:26:48,023 is fear itself." 671 00:26:48,023 --> 00:26:49,024 Gwen, what percent 672 00:26:49,024 --> 00:26:50,042 you thought got it right? 673 00:26:50,042 --> 00:26:51,960 - I said 60%. 674 00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:53,345 - 60%. - So here's the thing. 675 00:26:53,345 --> 00:26:54,613 I'm thinking about what percentage 676 00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:58,350 of the population out there are Gen X and boomers, right? 677 00:26:58,350 --> 00:27:01,153 Because I feel like we're gonna know this more 678 00:27:01,153 --> 00:27:03,889 than maybe a millennial. 679 00:27:03,889 --> 00:27:05,824 - Yes. 680 00:27:05,824 --> 00:27:06,492 Nashawn? 681 00:27:06,492 --> 00:27:10,212 - Well, first of all, I'm the first five days of Gen Z. 682 00:27:10,212 --> 00:27:11,980 - Oh, okay. - All right. 683 00:27:11,980 --> 00:27:12,981 - He's Gen Z. 684 00:27:12,981 --> 00:27:14,833 - She's gonna age me like that. 685 00:27:14,833 --> 00:27:17,102 But I chose 56%. 686 00:27:17,102 --> 00:27:18,287 - Oh. Preston? 687 00:27:18,287 --> 00:27:19,304 - I went a little higher. 688 00:27:19,304 --> 00:27:21,223 I went with 87%. - Yeah. 689 00:27:21,223 --> 00:27:22,491 - Immediately when I saw it on there, 690 00:27:22,491 --> 00:27:25,194 I knew the quote right off the bat. 691 00:27:25,194 --> 00:27:27,162 I feel like the average American could too. 692 00:27:27,162 --> 00:27:29,982 - Oh, yeah. Yeah. 693 00:27:29,982 --> 00:27:31,116 Well, we're about to find out. 694 00:27:31,116 --> 00:27:32,284 This is worth 2 points. 695 00:27:32,284 --> 00:27:34,102 You all have 1 point. 696 00:27:34,102 --> 00:27:36,288 What percent got it right? 697 00:27:36,288 --> 00:27:39,791 [suspenseful music] 698 00:27:39,791 --> 00:27:41,026 62%. 699 00:27:41,026 --> 00:27:42,961 - Oh, my God! - Gwen! 700 00:27:42,961 --> 00:27:45,147 - [laughs] - All right. 701 00:27:45,147 --> 00:27:47,950 - Yes! 702 00:27:47,950 --> 00:27:49,518 Yes. - Last question. 703 00:27:49,518 --> 00:27:53,121 Anybody's game, because this one is worth 3 points. 704 00:27:53,121 --> 00:27:56,275 Gwen's at 3, Nashawn and Preston, 1. 705 00:27:56,275 --> 00:27:58,727 ♪ ♪ 706 00:28:07,219 --> 00:28:08,837 [laughter] 707 00:28:10,122 --> 00:28:12,991 You have ten seconds. 708 00:28:12,991 --> 00:28:15,994 [upbeat music] 709 00:28:15,994 --> 00:28:20,165 ♪ ♪ 710 00:28:20,165 --> 00:28:22,351 - It's a tricky one. - It's a tricky one. 711 00:28:22,351 --> 00:28:24,436 It's tricky. 712 00:28:24,436 --> 00:28:26,338 Preston, let's start with you. 713 00:28:26,338 --> 00:28:28,173 - I went with D, the internet. 714 00:28:28,173 --> 00:28:29,975 - Yeah. 715 00:28:29,975 --> 00:28:30,576 Nashawn? 716 00:28:30,576 --> 00:28:33,212 - I also went with D, the internet. 717 00:28:33,212 --> 00:28:34,663 - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 718 00:28:34,663 --> 00:28:39,401 The internet's bananas. So that is a good-- 719 00:28:39,401 --> 00:28:41,420 Yeah, it's pretty wild. 720 00:28:41,420 --> 00:28:43,522 It's kind of unfair to be up there with-- 721 00:28:43,522 --> 00:28:46,475 the light bulb's, like, I mean, come on, I did some stuff, man. 722 00:28:46,475 --> 00:28:49,311 Like, you're throwing me up against the internet. 723 00:28:49,311 --> 00:28:50,512 Gwen? 724 00:28:50,512 --> 00:28:52,281 - I also went with, I think, 725 00:28:52,281 --> 00:28:53,649 Al Gore's invention of the internet. 726 00:28:53,649 --> 00:28:55,384 - The internet, yes. - Right, was it? Yes. 727 00:28:55,384 --> 00:28:57,319 - The other ones are all great. 728 00:28:57,319 --> 00:28:58,553 The wheel, that really mattered. 729 00:28:58,553 --> 00:29:01,373 That all sent us towards the internet, 730 00:29:01,373 --> 00:29:04,059 which calls all those things dumb now. 731 00:29:04,059 --> 00:29:05,410 [suspenseful music] 732 00:29:05,410 --> 00:29:07,913 What did the average American say? 733 00:29:07,913 --> 00:29:10,148 ♪ ♪ 734 00:29:10,148 --> 00:29:12,000 The light bulb. Wow. - What? 735 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:12,701 - What? - What? 736 00:29:12,701 --> 00:29:16,405 - All right, I think it's like, the light is the reason 737 00:29:16,405 --> 00:29:17,422 you have the internet. 738 00:29:17,422 --> 00:29:19,641 - Okay. - All right. 739 00:29:19,641 --> 00:29:22,027 Gwen, you're going on to the next round with 3 points. 740 00:29:22,027 --> 00:29:22,577 - Oh, my God! 741 00:29:22,577 --> 00:29:27,299 - Congratulations, Gwen, as you should. 742 00:29:27,299 --> 00:29:29,635 - Nashawn, Preston, we have a tie. 743 00:29:29,635 --> 00:29:32,337 To break it, I'm gonna ask you one last question. 744 00:29:32,337 --> 00:29:33,639 It's a percentage question. 745 00:29:33,639 --> 00:29:37,242 Whichever player gets closest to the correct answer 746 00:29:37,242 --> 00:29:38,410 will be moving on. 747 00:29:38,410 --> 00:29:40,228 [suspenseful music] 748 00:29:49,237 --> 00:29:50,238 Ten seconds. 749 00:29:50,238 --> 00:29:52,574 [upbeat jazzy music] 750 00:29:52,574 --> 00:29:55,243 - Nate, you know I sold Pringles for ten years? 751 00:29:55,243 --> 00:29:56,628 - Yeah, I heard about that. 752 00:29:56,628 --> 00:29:59,314 Yeah. - Efficient use of space. 753 00:29:59,314 --> 00:30:01,249 - It is. All right. 754 00:30:01,249 --> 00:30:02,317 Preston, what'd you say? 755 00:30:02,317 --> 00:30:03,318 - I said 7%. 756 00:30:03,318 --> 00:30:04,353 - Nashawn? 757 00:30:04,353 --> 00:30:06,171 - I went on the high side and said 80%. 758 00:30:06,171 --> 00:30:09,491 - 80%. I like it. 759 00:30:09,491 --> 00:30:14,429 Hey, we made a choice, and I like it. 760 00:30:14,429 --> 00:30:15,447 One of you are gonna be here. 761 00:30:15,447 --> 00:30:16,465 - Choices. 762 00:30:16,465 --> 00:30:19,701 - One of you will be sadly going home. 763 00:30:19,701 --> 00:30:23,588 What percent of the average American 764 00:30:23,588 --> 00:30:27,893 said they got their hand stuck in a Pringles can? 765 00:30:29,344 --> 00:30:33,248 Nashawn is the winner by 3%. 766 00:30:33,248 --> 00:30:34,649 Congratulations, Nashawn. - Oh, yes! 767 00:30:34,649 --> 00:30:38,453 - And that means he's moving on to the next round with Gwen. 768 00:30:38,453 --> 00:30:42,190 Unfortunately, Preston, you're the most below average tonight 769 00:30:42,190 --> 00:30:43,558 and have been eliminated. 770 00:30:43,558 --> 00:30:45,660 Thank you for playing, though. - Thank you. 771 00:30:45,660 --> 00:30:48,330 - When we come back, the quest to crown the greatest 772 00:30:48,330 --> 00:30:49,548 average American continues. 773 00:30:49,548 --> 00:30:52,134 Do not go anywhere. 774 00:30:52,134 --> 00:30:55,137 [upbeat music] 775 00:30:55,137 --> 00:30:56,304 ♪ ♪ 776 00:30:58,390 --> 00:31:01,810 [upbeat music] 777 00:31:01,810 --> 00:31:05,464 - Welcome back to "The Greatest Average American." 778 00:31:05,464 --> 00:31:07,532 Gwen and Nashawn are one step closer 779 00:31:07,532 --> 00:31:10,185 to playing for the average American salary 780 00:31:10,185 --> 00:31:13,605 of $67,920. 781 00:31:13,605 --> 00:31:16,358 - I want it, I want it. 782 00:31:16,358 --> 00:31:17,676 - All right. 783 00:31:17,676 --> 00:31:19,461 This next round is all about getting 784 00:31:19,461 --> 00:31:22,214 into the mind and body of the original greatest 785 00:31:22,214 --> 00:31:24,282 average American himself. 786 00:31:24,282 --> 00:31:25,617 That's me. 787 00:31:25,617 --> 00:31:30,288 And tonight, we will be testing my knowledge on... 788 00:31:36,294 --> 00:31:38,513 - All right, okay. 789 00:31:38,513 --> 00:31:43,718 - Greg has made a list of his 30 favorite breakfast cereals. 790 00:31:43,718 --> 00:31:48,206 I will have 60 seconds to name as many of them as I can. 791 00:31:48,206 --> 00:31:49,624 That's it. 792 00:31:49,624 --> 00:31:51,526 And to figure out who's going to the bonus round, 793 00:31:51,526 --> 00:31:53,595 you two are predicting how well I'm gonna do. 794 00:31:53,595 --> 00:31:55,447 One of you will start off by guessing 795 00:31:55,447 --> 00:31:57,616 exactly how many of Greg's favorite cereals 796 00:31:57,616 --> 00:31:59,468 I can name in 60 seconds. 797 00:31:59,468 --> 00:32:00,769 The other will write over 798 00:32:00,769 --> 00:32:02,437 if you think it will be more than that, 799 00:32:02,437 --> 00:32:04,523 or under if you think it'll be less than that. 800 00:32:04,523 --> 00:32:06,525 If you're right, you're headed to the bonus round. 801 00:32:06,525 --> 00:32:07,843 Gwen? - Yes? 802 00:32:07,843 --> 00:32:10,362 - You scored the highest in the first round, 803 00:32:10,362 --> 00:32:11,480 so you get to decide. 804 00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:14,433 Would you like to guess the number I will name 805 00:32:14,433 --> 00:32:16,435 or the over/under? 806 00:32:16,435 --> 00:32:19,121 - I would like to do the over/under. 807 00:32:19,121 --> 00:32:19,688 - All right. 808 00:32:19,688 --> 00:32:23,408 Nashawn, how many of Greg's favorite cereals 809 00:32:23,408 --> 00:32:26,628 do you think I can name in 60 seconds? 810 00:32:26,628 --> 00:32:28,680 Write it down. Show the audience. 811 00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:31,349 Gwen needs to see it as well. 812 00:32:31,349 --> 00:32:34,219 - Nashawn, Nate loves cereal. 813 00:32:34,219 --> 00:32:36,905 He always has two bowls. 814 00:32:36,905 --> 00:32:40,709 - We never thought that Greg could hurt you. 815 00:32:40,709 --> 00:32:44,596 All right, Gwen, do you think I will go over that number 816 00:32:44,596 --> 00:32:45,680 or under it? 817 00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:48,300 Write down your guess. Do not show anybody. 818 00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:50,352 Only you know. 819 00:32:50,352 --> 00:32:52,838 All right. Answers are in. 820 00:32:52,838 --> 00:32:57,375 It's my time to shine. I'm going to my little spot. 821 00:32:57,375 --> 00:32:59,478 All right. 822 00:32:59,478 --> 00:33:01,446 Oh, here we go. 823 00:33:01,446 --> 00:33:03,431 Greg, a little help, please. 824 00:33:03,431 --> 00:33:07,285 - Let's put 60 seconds on the board. 825 00:33:07,285 --> 00:33:08,403 Good luck, Nate. 826 00:33:08,403 --> 00:33:09,404 - Thank you. 827 00:33:09,404 --> 00:33:12,174 - On your mark, 828 00:33:12,174 --> 00:33:14,159 get set, 829 00:33:14,159 --> 00:33:14,743 cereal! 830 00:33:14,743 --> 00:33:19,531 - Fruity Pebbles, Cocoa Puffs, Frosted Flakes. 831 00:33:19,531 --> 00:33:21,516 Lucky Charms, 832 00:33:21,516 --> 00:33:23,768 Golden Grahams, 833 00:33:23,768 --> 00:33:26,338 Cheerios, Honey Nut Cheerios, 834 00:33:26,338 --> 00:33:28,523 Apple Cinnamon Cheerios. 835 00:33:28,523 --> 00:33:30,675 Uh... - 45 seconds, Nate. 836 00:33:30,675 --> 00:33:31,676 You've got 7. 837 00:33:31,676 --> 00:33:35,397 - The, uh... 838 00:33:35,397 --> 00:33:37,582 Cinnamon Toast Crunch. 839 00:33:37,582 --> 00:33:39,601 all: Nate! Nate! Nate! Nate! 840 00:33:39,601 --> 00:33:41,453 - The uh... 841 00:33:41,453 --> 00:33:43,672 Oh, man. Did I say Cocoa Pebbles? 842 00:33:43,672 --> 00:33:44,823 Cocoa Puffs? Cocoa Pebbles? 843 00:33:44,823 --> 00:33:45,857 - 30 seconds, Nate. You're halfway there. 844 00:33:45,857 --> 00:33:47,576 - I don't know if I said Cocoa Pebbles. 845 00:33:47,576 --> 00:33:50,312 Fruity Pebbles, I said. 846 00:33:50,312 --> 00:33:50,812 Lucky Charms. 847 00:33:50,812 --> 00:33:52,414 I keep going with the same ones. 848 00:33:52,414 --> 00:33:54,449 I'm sorry. 849 00:33:54,449 --> 00:33:55,550 Oh, man. 850 00:33:55,550 --> 00:33:57,219 - 15 seconds, Nate. - All right, all right. 851 00:33:57,219 --> 00:33:58,303 Ugh. 852 00:34:01,323 --> 00:34:02,657 [stammers] All right. 853 00:34:02,657 --> 00:34:03,842 The Cheerios? 854 00:34:03,842 --> 00:34:05,644 Oh, I know you want me--yeah. 855 00:34:05,644 --> 00:34:06,678 all: Five, four... 856 00:34:06,678 --> 00:34:08,313 - It makes so many people mad. I don't-- 857 00:34:08,313 --> 00:34:09,714 - Three, two, one! 858 00:34:09,714 --> 00:34:11,233 [buzzer] - Time! 859 00:34:11,233 --> 00:34:11,733 Time. 860 00:34:11,733 --> 00:34:15,370 - I went really blank. 861 00:34:15,370 --> 00:34:16,922 I'm--I'm sorry. 862 00:34:16,922 --> 00:34:20,442 You know, I'm also on TV, so I'm just as nervous. 863 00:34:22,409 --> 00:34:23,762 How many did I get right? 864 00:34:23,762 --> 00:34:25,630 - Well, you got 8, Nate. 865 00:34:25,630 --> 00:34:27,549 - Oh, wow. Which ones did I miss? 866 00:34:28,882 --> 00:34:32,654 It's all of them? [laughter] 867 00:34:32,654 --> 00:34:34,623 All right, I know these. 868 00:34:34,623 --> 00:34:37,676 I bet--I bet Golden Grahams surprised you. 869 00:34:37,676 --> 00:34:38,743 - Yeah, that was good. 870 00:34:38,743 --> 00:34:40,728 - I bet y'all didn't see that one coming. 871 00:34:40,728 --> 00:34:43,031 All right, it's the moment of truth. 872 00:34:43,031 --> 00:34:47,936 Nashawn, how many cereals did you think I could do? 873 00:34:47,936 --> 00:34:52,540 - You did better than I could, but I guessed 8. 874 00:34:52,540 --> 00:34:55,409 - 8, the exact number! 875 00:34:55,409 --> 00:34:56,811 He got it exactly right. 876 00:34:56,811 --> 00:34:58,079 Nicely done. - I'm hot. 877 00:34:58,079 --> 00:35:01,816 That means you're moving on to the bonus round automatically. 878 00:35:01,816 --> 00:35:04,035 Gwen, thank you for playing. 879 00:35:04,035 --> 00:35:06,805 You were just barely below average tonight. 880 00:35:06,805 --> 00:35:08,890 But thank you for being here. 881 00:35:08,890 --> 00:35:12,777 Nashawn is officially our greatest average American. 882 00:35:12,777 --> 00:35:16,514 - Yes! - And with that comes $10,000. 883 00:35:16,514 --> 00:35:21,720 But can he turn it into $67,920? 884 00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:23,138 [upbeat music] 885 00:35:23,138 --> 00:35:27,525 Find out when we return to "The Greatest Average American." 886 00:35:27,525 --> 00:35:29,361 ♪ ♪ 887 00:35:30,795 --> 00:35:34,299 [upbeat music] 888 00:35:34,299 --> 00:35:36,518 ♪ ♪ 889 00:35:36,518 --> 00:35:37,018 - Welcome back. 890 00:35:37,018 --> 00:35:39,738 I'm here with our winner, Nashawn. 891 00:35:39,738 --> 00:35:41,756 He has earned the coveted title of 892 00:35:41,756 --> 00:35:45,894 the Greatest Average American, and with that comes $10,000. 893 00:35:45,894 --> 00:35:48,863 - Yes! - All right. 894 00:35:48,863 --> 00:35:50,782 That's yours to keep no matter what. 895 00:35:50,782 --> 00:35:52,867 But now you have a chance to win the average 896 00:35:52,867 --> 00:35:57,022 American salary of $67,920. 897 00:35:57,022 --> 00:35:58,640 - Right in this pocket. It's coming to me. 898 00:35:58,640 --> 00:35:59,708 - Here we go. 899 00:35:59,708 --> 00:36:00,709 - I'm gonna put a little extra in there 900 00:36:00,709 --> 00:36:03,561 to help cover all your taxes. 901 00:36:03,561 --> 00:36:04,929 So there you go. 902 00:36:04,929 --> 00:36:06,531 - That's why I love you, you see? 903 00:36:06,531 --> 00:36:07,632 You're the man. 904 00:36:07,632 --> 00:36:09,868 - What will you do if you win it? 905 00:36:09,868 --> 00:36:11,052 - Oh, it's going to pilot debt. 906 00:36:11,052 --> 00:36:13,455 Y'all don't know it's very expensive 907 00:36:13,455 --> 00:36:14,522 out here to be a pilot. 908 00:36:14,522 --> 00:36:15,190 - Oh, wow. 909 00:36:15,190 --> 00:36:18,143 - So it's gonna knock out some of that debt real quick. 910 00:36:18,143 --> 00:36:20,712 - Well, that's wonderful. That's great to hear. 911 00:36:20,712 --> 00:36:23,915 This is for your pilot dreams. 912 00:36:23,915 --> 00:36:25,934 You showed you can think like the average American, 913 00:36:25,934 --> 00:36:27,702 but there's one more group of average Americans 914 00:36:27,702 --> 00:36:29,754 you need to face, and that is our audience. 915 00:36:29,754 --> 00:36:33,024 [cheers and applause] 916 00:36:33,024 --> 00:36:36,661 Before the show, we asked them seven questions. 917 00:36:36,661 --> 00:36:38,630 You have 30 seconds to predict 918 00:36:38,630 --> 00:36:40,081 how the majority of them answered. 919 00:36:40,081 --> 00:36:44,602 Get five right and you go home with $67,920. 920 00:36:44,602 --> 00:36:46,371 But-- 921 00:36:47,172 --> 00:36:50,592 Beware because it's three strikes and you're out. 922 00:36:50,592 --> 00:36:51,609 All right? 923 00:36:51,609 --> 00:36:52,911 Audience, if Nashawn wins, 924 00:36:52,911 --> 00:36:55,530 you're all going home with one of my favorite things. 925 00:36:55,530 --> 00:36:56,848 Julian, what is that thing? 926 00:36:56,848 --> 00:37:01,419 - Tonight, everyone will win Church's Texas Chicken! 927 00:37:01,419 --> 00:37:03,855 - All right! 928 00:37:03,855 --> 00:37:05,373 - Come on! 929 00:37:07,776 --> 00:37:09,594 I'm trying to feed y'all, okay? 930 00:37:09,594 --> 00:37:10,628 I wanna feed y'all. 931 00:37:10,628 --> 00:37:13,848 - He's doing all he can. 932 00:37:13,848 --> 00:37:18,453 All right, 30 seconds on the clock. 933 00:37:18,453 --> 00:37:21,339 Here we go. 934 00:37:25,510 --> 00:37:26,528 - No. 935 00:37:29,748 --> 00:37:31,466 - Mini golf. 936 00:37:33,668 --> 00:37:34,736 - No. 937 00:37:37,756 --> 00:37:39,507 - Morning. 938 00:37:41,726 --> 00:37:43,428 - Game night. 939 00:37:45,814 --> 00:37:47,582 - Abracadabra. 940 00:37:49,484 --> 00:37:50,635 - Yes. 941 00:37:50,635 --> 00:37:52,620 There we go. Seven questions. 942 00:37:52,620 --> 00:37:54,606 - Oh, shoot. 943 00:37:56,808 --> 00:37:58,910 [laughs] 944 00:37:58,910 --> 00:37:59,944 - Do you own a ladder? 945 00:37:59,944 --> 00:38:03,631 - Y'all own a ladder, right? - Yeah. 946 00:38:03,631 --> 00:38:04,899 - All right. 947 00:38:04,899 --> 00:38:07,152 Does this audience think a hot dog 948 00:38:07,152 --> 00:38:08,820 should be considered a sandwich? 949 00:38:08,820 --> 00:38:10,071 You said no. 950 00:38:10,071 --> 00:38:11,823 See, it's like-- - They should, right? 951 00:38:11,823 --> 00:38:12,907 - They're from-- - You believe that, right? 952 00:38:12,907 --> 00:38:13,992 - Nashville people, man. - Yeah, yeah. 953 00:38:13,992 --> 00:38:15,160 - We know what sandwiches-- 954 00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:16,878 pulled pork sandwiches, all that. 955 00:38:16,878 --> 00:38:17,979 - Exactly. - That's not a hot dog. 956 00:38:17,979 --> 00:38:19,097 - That's not a hot dog. - Nobody wants that. 957 00:38:19,097 --> 00:38:21,766 - That's not a hot dog. Does the audience agree? 958 00:38:21,766 --> 00:38:24,302 Did they say no? 959 00:38:24,652 --> 00:38:25,670 [bell rings] 960 00:38:25,670 --> 00:38:27,055 All right! - Whoo! 961 00:38:27,055 --> 00:38:29,057 - We got one on the board. 962 00:38:29,057 --> 00:38:30,375 This one's gonna be interesting. 963 00:38:30,375 --> 00:38:35,780 Which would they rather play, mini golf or regular golf? 964 00:38:35,780 --> 00:38:36,865 You said mini golf. 965 00:38:36,865 --> 00:38:40,485 Audience, would you rather play mini golf? 966 00:38:41,953 --> 00:38:44,889 - Oh! - Boom! 967 00:38:44,889 --> 00:38:46,124 - I thought that could be-- - Let's go! 968 00:38:46,124 --> 00:38:48,092 - That's one, that's a good one to get. 969 00:38:48,092 --> 00:38:50,995 All right, we got two right? - Whoo! 970 00:38:50,995 --> 00:38:52,964 - Have they ever cut their own hair? 971 00:38:52,964 --> 00:38:54,148 - You shouldn't. - You shouldn't. 972 00:38:54,148 --> 00:38:56,634 - You shouldn't. - You shouldn't. 973 00:38:56,634 --> 00:38:57,802 I've cut mine. 974 00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:01,539 Hopefully these people are not like me. 975 00:39:01,539 --> 00:39:02,540 - I'm praying. 976 00:39:02,540 --> 00:39:03,975 - Yeah, yeah. 977 00:39:03,975 --> 00:39:06,027 All right. 978 00:39:06,027 --> 00:39:08,663 Did the audience say no? 979 00:39:08,663 --> 00:39:09,697 [buzzer] 980 00:39:13,751 --> 00:39:15,119 All right. 981 00:39:15,119 --> 00:39:16,838 We've got one strike. - Uh-huh. 982 00:39:16,838 --> 00:39:18,139 - Two questions right. 983 00:39:18,139 --> 00:39:20,909 Would they rather work out in the morning or at night? 984 00:39:20,909 --> 00:39:23,878 You said morning. 985 00:39:23,878 --> 00:39:27,532 Audience, did you say morning? 986 00:39:27,532 --> 00:39:29,067 - Yes! 987 00:39:29,067 --> 00:39:32,203 - All right, all right, now we've got some momentum. 988 00:39:32,203 --> 00:39:35,306 We got three right. We only have one strike. 989 00:39:35,306 --> 00:39:39,627 Which do they prefer, movie night or game night? 990 00:39:39,627 --> 00:39:40,228 You said game night. 991 00:39:40,228 --> 00:39:41,880 You were pretty excited about saying game night. 992 00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:43,031 - Well, I mean, why would you not like 993 00:39:43,031 --> 00:39:44,616 game night if you come here? 994 00:39:44,616 --> 00:39:45,216 You like games. 995 00:39:45,216 --> 00:39:47,151 - Hey, that is a great way to think about it. 996 00:39:47,151 --> 00:39:49,871 - You know? - All right. 997 00:39:49,871 --> 00:39:52,874 Audience, did you say game night? 998 00:39:52,874 --> 00:39:53,925 [buzzer] 999 00:39:53,925 --> 00:39:55,126 Oh. - [groans] 1000 00:39:55,126 --> 00:39:56,277 Two strikes. I know. 1001 00:39:56,277 --> 00:39:57,962 I felt--I was nervous on that one. 1002 00:39:57,962 --> 00:39:58,963 - It's okay. - It's okay, though. 1003 00:39:58,963 --> 00:39:59,998 - The rest will be good. - All right. 1004 00:39:59,998 --> 00:40:01,816 You have to be perfect from here on out. 1005 00:40:01,816 --> 00:40:02,951 - I'm usually perfect. 1006 00:40:02,951 --> 00:40:04,269 - There you go. 1007 00:40:04,269 --> 00:40:08,706 Which do they think is a better magic word? 1008 00:40:08,706 --> 00:40:11,859 Abracadabra or ta-da? 1009 00:40:11,859 --> 00:40:13,144 You said abracadabra. 1010 00:40:13,144 --> 00:40:15,013 - Couldn't spell it till I looked at that, but-- 1011 00:40:15,013 --> 00:40:17,765 - Yeah, it's a big one to do. 1012 00:40:17,765 --> 00:40:19,050 My dad's a magician. 1013 00:40:19,050 --> 00:40:21,035 We like abracadabra. - See? 1014 00:40:21,035 --> 00:40:24,689 - You need this one. - Oof. 1015 00:40:24,689 --> 00:40:25,857 - To keep going. 1016 00:40:25,857 --> 00:40:28,476 Audience did you say abracadabra? 1017 00:40:29,928 --> 00:40:32,830 [bell rings] Oh! 1018 00:40:32,830 --> 00:40:34,032 All right. 1019 00:40:34,032 --> 00:40:38,069 Whoo! Whoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo. 1020 00:40:38,069 --> 00:40:42,874 All right. [groans] 1021 00:40:42,874 --> 00:40:44,125 It's crazy. 1022 00:40:44,125 --> 00:40:47,061 A ladder is what it all comes down to. 1023 00:40:47,061 --> 00:40:48,880 This is-- 1024 00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:50,965 - [groans] 1025 00:40:50,965 --> 00:40:53,918 - This is probably the 1026 00:40:53,918 --> 00:40:57,789 most priciest question ever about a ladder. 1027 00:40:57,789 --> 00:40:58,823 You got four right. 1028 00:40:58,823 --> 00:40:59,874 You got two strikes. 1029 00:40:59,874 --> 00:41:01,042 - Whoo. - This decides it all. 1030 00:41:01,042 --> 00:41:03,861 You need it to be correct. 1031 00:41:03,861 --> 00:41:08,066 This is for $67,920. 1032 00:41:08,066 --> 00:41:11,069 [suspenseful music] 1033 00:41:11,069 --> 00:41:12,170 ♪ ♪ 1034 00:41:12,170 --> 00:41:14,322 - And their chicken. - And their chicken. 1035 00:41:14,322 --> 00:41:17,208 - And their chicken. - And your chicken. 1036 00:41:17,208 --> 00:41:22,163 All right. Nashawn, you said yes. 1037 00:41:22,163 --> 00:41:25,933 Audience, did you say yes? 1038 00:41:25,933 --> 00:41:29,771 ♪ ♪ 1039 00:41:30,321 --> 00:41:34,075 [bell rings] - Yeah! Let's go! 1040 00:41:34,075 --> 00:41:36,094 - There we go! 1041 00:41:36,094 --> 00:41:37,996 There we go, dude! 1042 00:41:37,996 --> 00:41:40,064 - Yeah! 1043 00:41:40,064 --> 00:41:42,016 Yeah! - There you go, dude! 1044 00:41:42,016 --> 00:41:45,770 That's so awesome, man. That's so awesome. 1045 00:41:45,770 --> 00:41:46,504 Oh! - [laughing] 1046 00:41:46,504 --> 00:41:52,176 - Congratulations, Nashawn! You've won $67,920. 1047 00:41:52,176 --> 00:41:53,277 - Oh, my God! 1048 00:41:53,277 --> 00:41:55,146 - And audience, you know what that means? 1049 00:41:55,146 --> 00:41:56,297 Everyone in the audience is going home 1050 00:41:56,297 --> 00:42:00,385 with Church's Texas Chicken. 1051 00:42:00,385 --> 00:42:03,104 Join us next time to watch another average American 1052 00:42:03,104 --> 00:42:05,139 rise to greatness right here 1053 00:42:05,139 --> 00:42:07,759 on "The Greatest Average American." 1054 00:42:07,759 --> 00:42:10,712 [upbeat music] 1055 00:42:10,712 --> 00:42:11,963 - Ah! 1056 00:42:11,963 --> 00:42:13,881 - Unbelievable. - I love Nashville now. 1057 00:42:13,881 --> 00:42:15,633 - Hey, we love you, buddy. 1058 00:42:16,984 --> 00:42:19,003 There we go. There we go. 1059 00:42:19,003 --> 00:42:24,025 ♪ ♪