1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:10,553 Here we go, baby. Here we go. 4 00:00:10,636 --> 00:00:13,514 Hello, viewers. The Undercovers is back. 5 00:00:13,597 --> 00:00:15,599 And this first one is a doozy. 6 00:00:15,683 --> 00:00:18,894 I'm probably one of the most recognized people in Dallas. 7 00:00:18,978 --> 00:00:21,856 No one knew it at the time, but when I asked Micah Parsons 8 00:00:21,939 --> 00:00:23,482 to go in disguise as a waiter, 9 00:00:23,566 --> 00:00:26,736 serving superfans at a pre-season event in Dallas... 10 00:00:26,819 --> 00:00:27,987 Tonight will be legendary. 11 00:00:28,070 --> 00:00:31,365 [Eli] ... it would be his swan song, a last hurrah, 12 00:00:31,449 --> 00:00:33,451 one last dance before swapping hats 13 00:00:33,534 --> 00:00:35,244 from a Stetson to a Stilton. 14 00:00:35,327 --> 00:00:36,954 Can I get a mozzarella bite? 15 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:38,414 [woman] You can get whatever you want. 16 00:00:38,497 --> 00:00:39,665 So, don't trade that channel 17 00:00:39,749 --> 00:00:43,252 because you're about to see Micah Parsons serving drinks, shaking hands 18 00:00:43,335 --> 00:00:46,964 and giving back to the Dallas Cowboys superfans he loves so dearly. 19 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:49,550 Do I get to keep my tips? [chuckles] 20 00:00:49,633 --> 00:00:51,886 [Eli] Just weeks before fate stepped in 21 00:00:51,969 --> 00:00:53,846 and changed his future forever. 22 00:00:53,929 --> 00:00:55,806 This is The Undercovers. 23 00:00:55,890 --> 00:00:57,516 A cookie has to be stolen. 24 00:00:57,600 --> 00:01:00,311 [Eli] Check, Please! with Lester Vandross. 25 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:04,857 [grandiose music] 26 00:01:15,201 --> 00:01:18,621 Hi, I'm Eli Manning. Being traded by the team that drafted you 27 00:01:18,704 --> 00:01:20,706 can be a whirlwind of emotions. 28 00:01:20,790 --> 00:01:23,042 I know this from personal experience. 29 00:01:23,125 --> 00:01:25,669 The 45 minutes I spent on the San Diego Chargers 30 00:01:25,753 --> 00:01:28,631 were the most formative 45 minutes of my life. 31 00:01:28,714 --> 00:01:32,676 So, when the news broke that Micah Parsons had been traded to the Green Bay Packers, 32 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:35,262 I knew he must be going through a lot. 33 00:01:35,346 --> 00:01:39,266 Especially considering that Micah Parsons loves fans. 34 00:01:39,350 --> 00:01:42,686 You see, just weeks before Micah got into tense negotiations 35 00:01:42,770 --> 00:01:43,938 with Jerry Seinfeld... 36 00:01:44,021 --> 00:01:46,148 [director] 37 00:01:46,232 --> 00:01:48,275 -Oh, it's Jerry Jones? -[director] Yeah. 38 00:01:48,359 --> 00:01:50,694 Huh. Well, I guess that makes sense. 39 00:01:50,778 --> 00:01:53,572 Just weeks before I asked him to go into disguise. 40 00:01:53,656 --> 00:01:57,159 And Micah said he wanted to do it with the fans. 41 00:01:57,243 --> 00:02:00,287 Nobody, including Micah, knew it at the time, 42 00:02:00,371 --> 00:02:03,415 but this would be his final act as a Cowboy. 43 00:02:03,499 --> 00:02:06,961 [marching band music] 44 00:02:07,044 --> 00:02:09,713 I'm Micah Parsons. I play for the Dallas Cowboys; 45 00:02:09,797 --> 00:02:13,259 linebacker, rusher, podcaster. [chuckles] 46 00:02:13,342 --> 00:02:16,220 I'm probably one of the most recognizable people in Dallas. 47 00:02:16,303 --> 00:02:19,515 My current favorite Dallas Cowboys player is Micah Parsons. 48 00:02:19,598 --> 00:02:21,433 -I like Micah Parsons. -Micah Parsons. 49 00:02:21,517 --> 00:02:23,185 Micah Parsons is the beast. 50 00:02:23,269 --> 00:02:25,437 He's a dog. I mean, he's the best in the business. 51 00:02:25,521 --> 00:02:27,690 Goosebumps come to my body when I talk about him. 52 00:02:27,773 --> 00:02:30,609 Today we're here at The Star in Frisco. 53 00:02:30,693 --> 00:02:34,738 We're hosting an event where I'll be undercover as a waiter at Sidecar. 54 00:02:34,822 --> 00:02:38,951 My character is Lester Vandross, a guy from the South. 55 00:02:39,034 --> 00:02:40,452 He's a old head with a belly. 56 00:02:40,536 --> 00:02:42,454 Look like he had too many Southern meals. 57 00:02:42,538 --> 00:02:46,125 Micah's decided he wants his character to have an "unc" vibe. 58 00:02:46,208 --> 00:02:48,419 Man, unc status is basically like the old head 59 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:51,213 who thinks he's still got it, but don't still got it. 60 00:02:51,297 --> 00:02:55,301 [woman] So, we've got some unc vibes. Some accessories, shoes, wardrobe. 61 00:02:55,384 --> 00:03:00,389 I even got you some Acqua di Gio scents, and stuff like that. 62 00:03:00,472 --> 00:03:02,850 -[Micah] Okay. -[Eli] " When someone is called an 'unc,' 63 00:03:02,933 --> 00:03:07,563 it means they're not totally old, but they're, like, definitely not young. 64 00:03:07,646 --> 00:03:12,651 Like, they do stuff that kinda makes them seem old, but IDK. Does that help? 65 00:03:12,735 --> 00:03:16,488 Can you stop texting me, Dad? It's embarrassing. I'm with my friends." 66 00:03:18,282 --> 00:03:19,325 [funky music] 67 00:03:19,408 --> 00:03:22,161 [Micah] So, ever since I saw these glasses right here, 68 00:03:22,244 --> 00:03:24,455 -I was like, this is my dad, right here. -Oh, my god. 69 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:26,498 [Micah] I look at my dad as like an unc. 70 00:03:26,582 --> 00:03:28,751 I think I'm gonna be like my dad for today. 71 00:03:28,834 --> 00:03:32,671 He loves the little chains. So, something like this. 72 00:03:32,755 --> 00:03:34,214 Bro, he throws anything on. 73 00:03:34,298 --> 00:03:35,883 -Like anything. -Does he layer 'em? 74 00:03:35,966 --> 00:03:38,469 -Yeah, he layers 'em. Yo... -All layered up? We can layer 'em up. 75 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:41,805 He'll get the blue shell tops, all blue jumpsuit, like... 76 00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:43,641 We're goin' for this look right here. 77 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:45,392 Hey, TPTV. 78 00:03:45,476 --> 00:03:47,144 [funky music] 79 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:49,229 We had like a little court in the backyard. 80 00:03:49,313 --> 00:03:51,857 He'd be like Reggie Miller. He just always like, 81 00:03:51,941 --> 00:03:54,526 "Man, you know what Reggie gonna do. You know what Reggie gonna do." 82 00:03:57,279 --> 00:03:58,948 Gotta get your Jesus piece. 83 00:03:59,031 --> 00:04:00,366 Serve your Lord. 84 00:04:00,449 --> 00:04:03,702 [Eli] Next up, it's time for our Hollywood makeup magicians 85 00:04:03,786 --> 00:04:05,371 to work their magic. 86 00:04:05,454 --> 00:04:09,416 Don't give me an ugly look. Give me like a sexy old man look. 87 00:04:09,500 --> 00:04:11,794 -Like he was the man, back in the day. -All right. 88 00:04:11,877 --> 00:04:13,420 [funky music] 89 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:21,887 Hopefully, he goes unrecognized, but it's pretty hard for a 6'4", 6'3", 90 00:04:21,971 --> 00:04:24,139 250-pound man to go unrecognized. 91 00:04:24,223 --> 00:04:27,434 I think if he changes his voice up a little, it'd be pretty hard. 92 00:04:27,518 --> 00:04:29,687 I think someone might try to put together. 93 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:32,564 It's a competition to him, at the end of the day. He loves competition. 94 00:04:32,648 --> 00:04:35,985 I'm probably the most competitive person probably on the planet. 95 00:04:36,068 --> 00:04:39,613 Me and my girl definitely just probably almost broke up 'cause taboo. 96 00:04:39,697 --> 00:04:41,115 I'm a guy. 97 00:04:41,198 --> 00:04:44,576 And also, I'm very big on service. 98 00:04:44,660 --> 00:04:46,787 Going out to eat is an experience. You know what I mean? 99 00:04:46,870 --> 00:04:49,832 If I'm gonna go out to eat, like, is my cup being refilled? 100 00:04:49,915 --> 00:04:52,501 Is my meal okay? Is there anything you want to take back? 101 00:04:52,584 --> 00:04:54,753 I'm gonna show people how to serve people, for sure. 102 00:04:54,837 --> 00:04:59,425 [Eli] For the big reveal, Micah gets some feedback from his style inspiration. 103 00:04:59,508 --> 00:05:00,884 His dad. 104 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:02,553 [phone ringing] 105 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:04,388 [Terrance Parsons laughs on phone] 106 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:06,181 Yo, what type of outfit is that, cuz? 107 00:05:06,265 --> 00:05:10,102 [chuckles] I said, I want to recreate Terrance Parsons. 108 00:05:10,185 --> 00:05:12,771 [Terrance] Yo, that's crazy. 109 00:05:12,855 --> 00:05:15,149 Hey, do I look like TPTV? 110 00:05:15,232 --> 00:05:18,610 [Terrance] Yeah, I thought about gettin' the waves on top again, man. 111 00:05:18,694 --> 00:05:22,823 Mm-mm. I saw you tryin' to grow it out. Let that one go. 112 00:05:22,906 --> 00:05:24,992 [Terrance laughs] 113 00:05:25,075 --> 00:05:27,661 All right, TPTV, I'mma hit you later. 114 00:05:27,745 --> 00:05:29,747 [big band music] 115 00:05:30,914 --> 00:05:32,416 [director] Do you do any voices? 116 00:05:32,499 --> 00:05:33,876 Well, it just depends. 117 00:05:33,959 --> 00:05:36,086 I got a good Rasputia accent. 118 00:05:36,170 --> 00:05:38,047 [in accent] How you doing? 119 00:05:38,130 --> 00:05:39,631 [director] And that's Lester? 120 00:05:39,715 --> 00:05:41,842 No, you said accent, so that's anybody. 121 00:05:41,925 --> 00:05:43,969 I said, I got Rasputia. I don't know. 122 00:05:44,053 --> 00:05:46,805 I can try to create one, like in the moment. 123 00:05:46,889 --> 00:05:49,349 I gotta visualize how he looks. You know what I mean? 124 00:05:49,433 --> 00:05:50,893 [director] What's Lester sound like? 125 00:05:50,976 --> 00:05:54,563 Howdy. They call me Five-Star Lester. I'm at your service. 126 00:05:54,646 --> 00:05:56,690 Are you related to Luther Vandross? 127 00:05:56,774 --> 00:05:58,609 They used to tell me that back in the day. 128 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:00,527 [man] Hey, Lester, any specials today? 129 00:06:00,611 --> 00:06:04,698 Oh, yeah. Ooh, boy. The cheeseburger, extra cheese. 130 00:06:04,782 --> 00:06:06,867 I can't eat cheese. I'm lactose intolerant. 131 00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:09,578 Don't you worry 'bout it. Lester's at your service. 132 00:06:09,661 --> 00:06:12,039 No need for Yelp. Lester's here to help. 133 00:06:12,122 --> 00:06:16,376 And with that, the world is ready to meet Lester Vandross. 134 00:06:16,460 --> 00:06:19,546 [funky music] 135 00:06:19,630 --> 00:06:21,632 The youngins call him "Unc." 136 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:24,343 And to Lester, that's a badge of honor. 137 00:06:24,426 --> 00:06:27,554 And while his style may be dated and his bedtime a little earlier, 138 00:06:27,638 --> 00:06:30,057 he still knows how to have a good time. 139 00:06:30,140 --> 00:06:33,644 And if you're lookin' for his prime, he's standing right on top of it. 140 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:37,523 And if you're lookin' for anything else, Lester is at your service. 141 00:06:39,483 --> 00:06:41,235 [phone rings] 142 00:06:41,318 --> 00:06:44,279 [laughs] You're looking good! 143 00:06:44,363 --> 00:06:46,240 Hey, I appreciate ya. 144 00:06:46,323 --> 00:06:47,783 What's your name? 145 00:06:47,866 --> 00:06:49,827 Lester Vandross. 146 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:51,703 Lester Vandross. 147 00:06:51,787 --> 00:06:54,998 The key to this, if you believe you're Lester, 148 00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:57,543 then they will all believe that you're Lester. 149 00:06:57,626 --> 00:06:59,086 Do you believe it? 150 00:06:59,169 --> 00:07:02,422 I'm still gotta... I gotta work on that a little bit. 151 00:07:02,506 --> 00:07:06,927 Oh, yeah. You gotta practice the voice, get it dialed in, and then don't leave it. 152 00:07:07,010 --> 00:07:08,971 It's hard to go back and forth. 153 00:07:09,054 --> 00:07:12,057 You just gotta say, from now on, this is my voice, 154 00:07:12,141 --> 00:07:14,518 and I'm talkin' like that the rest of the day. 155 00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:18,689 You gotta become Lester. You cannot leave being Lester. 156 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:20,149 Done deal. 157 00:07:20,232 --> 00:07:23,569 That's the key. And just make up lies upon lies. 158 00:07:23,652 --> 00:07:27,156 The more you can just make up, the better. 159 00:07:27,239 --> 00:07:28,824 That's the easy part. 160 00:07:28,907 --> 00:07:30,409 [Eli] That's the easy part. 161 00:07:30,492 --> 00:07:33,912 Lester, I wish you well on your journey. 162 00:07:33,996 --> 00:07:36,248 Serve the people great food tonight. 163 00:07:36,331 --> 00:07:37,416 Yes, sirsky. 164 00:07:37,499 --> 00:07:39,334 You know you gotta serve from the right. 165 00:07:39,418 --> 00:07:42,546 You know you gotta put the plates down from the right. You know that? 166 00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:44,047 Good key. 167 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:46,550 [funky music] 168 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:48,177 [director] There's a couple of managers 169 00:07:48,260 --> 00:07:50,179 at the restaurant that know what's going on. 170 00:07:50,262 --> 00:07:51,180 Mm-hmm. 171 00:07:51,263 --> 00:07:53,390 [director] They think that you'll be found out immediately. 172 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:56,226 Nah, impossible. I'll probably be stealin' their job. 173 00:07:56,310 --> 00:07:57,936 [director] So do you think you're going to be a good waiter? 174 00:07:58,020 --> 00:07:59,313 Yeah, 100% I'll be a great waiter. 175 00:07:59,396 --> 00:08:01,481 I don't even think it's gonna be hard for me, man. 176 00:08:01,565 --> 00:08:04,109 -Do I get to keep my tips? [chuckles] -[director laughs] 177 00:08:04,193 --> 00:08:07,613 There's a faster way. Cut through here. 178 00:08:07,696 --> 00:08:08,947 [director] Service is everything. 179 00:08:09,031 --> 00:08:11,366 [Micah] As we know it. 180 00:08:11,450 --> 00:08:13,118 [Eli] As the fans begin to arrive, 181 00:08:13,202 --> 00:08:15,579 Lester shuffles in for his first day of work. 182 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:17,873 All he's gotta do is ask for CJ the manager, 183 00:08:17,956 --> 00:08:19,291 and get his name right. 184 00:08:19,374 --> 00:08:20,709 What's your name? 185 00:08:21,543 --> 00:08:22,377 Lester. 186 00:08:22,461 --> 00:08:23,295 Lester? 187 00:08:23,378 --> 00:08:25,380 [Eli] Okay, good save. Strong start. 188 00:08:25,464 --> 00:08:27,424 - [man] Welcome. -Lester. 189 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:29,718 -CJ. It's nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you too. 190 00:08:29,801 --> 00:08:33,096 [Eli] Whether it's the Super Bowl or a private event at a sports bar, 191 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:36,183 success always begins with a rousing speech. 192 00:08:36,266 --> 00:08:38,810 Hey, everybody. This is our new employee. His name is Lester. 193 00:08:38,894 --> 00:08:41,772 Just a few things to go over. Uh, food and beverage. 194 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:44,524 We've got the Skillet Queso Southern Fried Tenders, 195 00:08:44,608 --> 00:08:46,610 Burger Sliders, Pep Flatbread. 196 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:48,820 Okay, for dessert, fresh-baked cookies. 197 00:08:48,904 --> 00:08:51,198 We all know how the cookies taste here. So, it's the bomb. 198 00:08:51,281 --> 00:08:55,869 I'd say around 7:15, 7:30, everyone is gonna walk their way 199 00:08:55,953 --> 00:09:00,082 towards the patio where we've got a pretty cool obstacle course set. 200 00:09:00,165 --> 00:09:01,792 [Micah] Can employees do that? 201 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:03,669 -[CJ] Yeah. -Awesome. 202 00:09:03,752 --> 00:09:06,129 Lester's gonna be shadowing with Blake. 203 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:07,714 -All right, let's rock it. -Yes, sir. 204 00:09:07,798 --> 00:09:10,384 -You got my back, I got your back. -Absolutely. 205 00:09:10,467 --> 00:09:12,844 -[CJ] Okay. All right. -Tonight will be legendary. 206 00:09:12,928 --> 00:09:14,513 "Be great" on three. One, two, three. 207 00:09:14,596 --> 00:09:15,806 [all] Be great! 208 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:19,059 [Eli] Just like NFL training camp, the Sidecar waitstaff 209 00:09:19,142 --> 00:09:22,187 takes time before the big event to get Lester up to speed. 210 00:09:22,271 --> 00:09:24,898 We'll be using these tabs tonight, so. 211 00:09:24,982 --> 00:09:27,859 When we go in here, we'll just start taking orders 212 00:09:27,943 --> 00:09:29,945 and putting people by what they want. 213 00:09:30,028 --> 00:09:32,489 And then, we'll just keep on adding people as we go 214 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:33,949 throughout the night, and everything. 215 00:09:34,032 --> 00:09:35,867 But I'll show you everything about that too. 216 00:09:35,951 --> 00:09:39,371 [Eli] While Lester has a job to do, he still wants to have a good time. 217 00:09:39,454 --> 00:09:41,957 And those games are calling his name. 218 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:44,626 That's that Reggie Miller. 219 00:09:44,710 --> 00:09:47,087 You don't know about Reggie Miller. Y'all are young. 220 00:09:47,170 --> 00:09:48,380 Yeah, like this. 221 00:09:48,463 --> 00:09:50,757 [Eli] Are the waiters supposed to be playing games? 222 00:09:50,841 --> 00:09:53,969 Probably not. But you can't say no to your elders. 223 00:09:54,052 --> 00:09:56,221 I ain't do cardio in a long time. 224 00:09:56,305 --> 00:09:57,973 I was catching the side eye. 225 00:09:58,056 --> 00:09:59,891 -We got a job to do. -Right? 226 00:09:59,975 --> 00:10:02,602 [Micah] I'm trying to give A-One service tonight. 227 00:10:02,686 --> 00:10:03,979 First day on the job. 228 00:10:04,062 --> 00:10:06,315 Connect Four was my game back in the day. 229 00:10:06,398 --> 00:10:08,358 I'm trying not to lose here. 230 00:10:08,442 --> 00:10:11,737 [director 2] Do the Cowboys players ever come through the venue? 231 00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:13,447 Um, they have before. 232 00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:18,201 I used to work on Monday, and Monday nights we had a podcast. 233 00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:21,163 I think Micah Parsons has probably been in here before. 234 00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:22,664 Yeah. 235 00:10:24,916 --> 00:10:26,335 Okay. Wait, you won? 236 00:10:26,418 --> 00:10:27,502 Yeah. 237 00:10:28,837 --> 00:10:32,549 [Eli] While the staff gets ready, Cowboys fans start pouring in. 238 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:34,718 And if you aren't sure if someone is a Cowboys fan, 239 00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:36,636 they'll clear that up for you real quick. 240 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:38,347 -Here we go! -[Eli] And loudly. 241 00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:40,432 Here we go! Cowboys Nation 242 00:10:40,515 --> 00:10:42,976 in the house, baby. Let's go! 243 00:10:43,060 --> 00:10:45,270 I'm a die-hard Cowboys fan. Die-hard. 244 00:10:45,354 --> 00:10:48,648 I grew up as a Cowboys fan. Knew nothing but Cowboys. 245 00:10:48,732 --> 00:10:50,776 Whether the Cowboys are good or bad doesn't matter. 246 00:10:50,859 --> 00:10:54,404 My dad took me to my first Cowboys game when I was two. 247 00:10:54,488 --> 00:10:56,531 I've been a die-hard fan ever since. 248 00:10:56,615 --> 00:10:58,492 -About 45 years. -Fifty-two years. 249 00:10:58,575 --> 00:11:00,077 [all cheering] 250 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:02,746 I've been a Cowboys fan for one year, and I love it. 251 00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:06,124 Other people don't understand it, and it almost makes you more proud. 252 00:11:06,208 --> 00:11:07,918 Go, Cowboys! Woo! 253 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:11,380 You may not win the Super Bowl, like the last two decades, 254 00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:12,589 but we're going to. 255 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,174 Let's go, baby! 256 00:11:14,257 --> 00:11:16,259 I have my whole body dedicated to the Dallas Cowboys. 257 00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:18,345 We're true blue, baby. True blue. 258 00:11:18,428 --> 00:11:20,514 No matter what. Win, lose or draw, 259 00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:23,183 we are there for our boys, always. Always. 260 00:11:23,266 --> 00:11:26,645 Now, we can criticize too though. Jerry, that means you. 261 00:11:26,728 --> 00:11:28,355 But hey, we love 'em no matter what. 262 00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:32,025 Cut this arm off, it's silver-blue blood runnin' out of it, right there. 263 00:11:32,109 --> 00:11:35,570 [all cheering] 264 00:11:35,654 --> 00:11:39,699 Let's go, Cowboys! 265 00:11:39,783 --> 00:11:42,160 [all cheering] 266 00:11:42,244 --> 00:11:44,413 [Eli] All right, it's the moment of truth. 267 00:11:44,496 --> 00:11:47,124 Lester is ready for his first customers. 268 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:50,168 My name's Lester. It's a pleasure to meet you all. 269 00:11:50,252 --> 00:11:52,712 If there's anything you need, I'm your guy. 270 00:11:52,796 --> 00:11:54,297 Anything I can get you fellas? 271 00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:56,508 -No, no, we're good. -Okay, awesome. 272 00:11:56,591 --> 00:11:58,385 [upbeat music] 273 00:11:58,468 --> 00:12:00,178 Excuse me, ma'am, here's your drink. 274 00:12:00,262 --> 00:12:02,055 -[woman] Yes, thank you! -[Micah] Of course. 275 00:12:02,139 --> 00:12:03,306 [woman 2] Thank you. 276 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:05,767 [Micah] You let me know if you need anything else. 277 00:12:05,851 --> 00:12:08,687 [Eli] And some of them are not afraid to speak their mind. 278 00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:11,815 Vegas has just picked us to win seven and a half games. 279 00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:13,191 I'm gonna get some of that money. 280 00:12:13,275 --> 00:12:18,238 We got seven... last year... without Dak, half the team missing... 281 00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:21,241 you think we can't win seven games again? 282 00:12:21,324 --> 00:12:23,410 Now that we got the team back? 283 00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:25,787 Hey, you've gotta have a little bit of humility. 284 00:12:25,871 --> 00:12:27,914 [man] I don't know if you've been following 285 00:12:27,998 --> 00:12:29,624 the Cowboys that long or not, but... 286 00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:31,960 I'm not gonna say anything negative, disparaging 287 00:12:32,043 --> 00:12:37,007 about Jerry or... his management... for the last 30 years. 288 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,967 What's so bad about the management? 289 00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:41,261 Well, you know... 290 00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:43,847 [Eli] And don't forget, this is all happening 291 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:46,183 before the off-season contract drama. 292 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,602 -Bring him back, Jerry. Bring him back. -Bring Jimmy Johnson back. 293 00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:50,812 -Havin' a great meal? -We're doin' really good. 294 00:12:50,896 --> 00:12:52,481 -[woman 2] What's your name? -[Micah] 295 00:12:53,023 --> 00:12:53,857 Luke Lester. 296 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:55,484 -Lester. -Lester. 297 00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:56,610 How you feelin'? 298 00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:58,153 Great event. 299 00:12:58,236 --> 00:12:59,779 [Eli] The event is going great. 300 00:12:59,863 --> 00:13:01,990 And while Lester's committed to service, 301 00:13:02,073 --> 00:13:04,284 his tummy's starting to rumble. 302 00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:06,244 [Micah] These cookies look serious. 303 00:13:06,328 --> 00:13:08,455 Cookie's gotta get stolen. 304 00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:11,082 A cookie has to be stolen. 305 00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:13,210 I don't know who stole the cookie. 306 00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:17,297 -It's for a table. -Oh. 307 00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:19,758 [Micah] She wants some sweets. 308 00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:22,010 They call me the Cookie Bandit. 309 00:13:23,512 --> 00:13:25,430 Oh, my god, this cookie's amazing! 310 00:13:27,849 --> 00:13:29,726 [funky music] 311 00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:34,356 We're here writing messages to our favorite Cowboys players. 312 00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:36,024 Kind of give 'em words of inspiration. 313 00:13:36,107 --> 00:13:38,401 We want to give 'em some kind of feedback 314 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,862 of what we would expect from them this year. 315 00:13:40,946 --> 00:13:44,324 Not that, you know, we expect a lot, but we expect a Super Bowl. 316 00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:46,910 Micah Parsons. Keep goin'. 317 00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:51,289 Keep the pressure, be a beast, be aggressive. Step on their throat. 318 00:13:51,373 --> 00:13:53,124 Mine is to Dak Prescott. 319 00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:57,045 And it says, "Here we go! Cheering you on from California!" 320 00:13:57,128 --> 00:13:58,588 I told Lamb Lamb I love him. 321 00:13:58,672 --> 00:14:00,048 [laughs] 322 00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:01,383 [Eli] As the event wears on, 323 00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:03,885 Lester begins to get a little loose with his service. 324 00:14:03,969 --> 00:14:05,178 Do we have chips? 325 00:14:05,262 --> 00:14:07,806 [Eli] Surely he'll refocus and get back to work. 326 00:14:07,889 --> 00:14:09,724 Is the food good? 327 00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:11,643 I just had a fried pickle and it was wonderful. 328 00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:12,686 All right. 329 00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:13,895 [woman] Go ahead. 330 00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:17,399 No, no, no, no, no. Enjoy your meal. I will be back... 331 00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:19,234 [woman] We have plenty. 332 00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:23,238 -Okay. -[woman] Get you a chip. 333 00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:25,115 Can I get a mozzarella bite? 334 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:28,034 [woman] You can get whatever you want. Go ahead. 335 00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:30,579 -Thank you. -[woman] We have so much here. 336 00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:32,205 We can share. 337 00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:37,085 [upbeat music] 338 00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:39,754 [Eli] As Lester refuels and locks back into his job, 339 00:14:39,838 --> 00:14:41,881 the fans lock in to having a good time. 340 00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:44,342 [all cheering] 341 00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:47,554 Excuse me. Is this off that, uh, cocoa? 342 00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:48,763 Yes. 343 00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:50,557 -That's awesome. -Thank you. 344 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:51,850 [woman 3] How's your day going? 345 00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:54,352 [Micah] It's going really good. The people are so nice. 346 00:14:54,436 --> 00:14:57,022 We got our predictions, predictions for the season. 347 00:14:57,105 --> 00:15:02,360 I predict Micah's gonna go off, kill everybody on defense this year. 348 00:15:02,444 --> 00:15:04,404 And he's gonna win that record this year. 349 00:15:04,487 --> 00:15:05,572 He's gonna break that record. 350 00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:07,115 [man] Micah's gonna kill it. 351 00:15:07,198 --> 00:15:09,492 Mine, Cowboys take the East. 352 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:12,579 I don't care what everybody else says, Dak's the way to go. 353 00:15:14,039 --> 00:15:17,083 You mean you was a shutdown cornerback in the day? 354 00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:18,501 Shutdown cornerback, yeah. 355 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:21,046 -Okay, okay. -Yeah. 356 00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:24,090 What happened? Was it as bad as me? 357 00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:26,009 My career died in high school. 358 00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:29,763 Bro. What happened, you tore a ligament or something? 359 00:15:31,181 --> 00:15:33,516 Back then, they didn't have all the technology. 360 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:36,770 Yeah, yeah. Happens to the best of us, brother. 361 00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:38,313 Right. I know it. 362 00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:40,273 [funky music] 363 00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:43,610 [woman] Hi. Is this your cookie? 364 00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:44,819 [Micah] I don't think so. 365 00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:48,073 [woman] It's just at my table. I thought it was mine. 366 00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:50,533 I'm glad I didn't eat... take a bite. 367 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,410 [Micah] Take a bite. It's delicious. 368 00:15:52,494 --> 00:15:53,828 [woman] Do you work here? 369 00:15:53,912 --> 00:15:57,123 [Micah] Yeah, I do. It's my first day on the job. 370 00:15:57,207 --> 00:15:59,334 That's why your cookie's over here. 371 00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:02,170 Just all on to people's table, and shit. 372 00:16:02,253 --> 00:16:04,005 [Micah] You're gonna get me in trouble with my job. 373 00:16:04,089 --> 00:16:06,716 You should be in trouble with this damn cookie over here. 374 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:10,011 But I'll let you put this cookie on my table. 375 00:16:10,095 --> 00:16:11,680 [laughs] 376 00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:14,641 [waitress] Lester! Lester! 377 00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:16,226 Oh, god, they're so funny. 378 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:19,771 Everybody that plays against him, they're intimidated, they're scared. 379 00:16:19,854 --> 00:16:23,358 They wake up at night time and they fear that name, Micah Parsons. 380 00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:26,194 You know the Devil, the Boogeyman, he fears Micah Parsons 381 00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:27,404 'cause he's that bad. 382 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,072 I mean, he's the best in the business. 383 00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:31,700 And I hope he leads the defense so that we get a championship. 384 00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:36,579 He never gives up. He never quits. And he's just tough. 385 00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:38,832 The intensity that he brings to the game. 386 00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:43,002 The way he loves the game. He's just the greatest guy also, 387 00:16:43,086 --> 00:16:45,463 uh, on the field and off the field. 388 00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:48,675 [Eli] Lester knows he has a job to do. 389 00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:51,511 But all these games and all these happy fans, 390 00:16:51,594 --> 00:16:54,723 who could really turn down a little Skee-Ball and Pop-A-Shot? 391 00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:56,683 -[Micah] Can I get a roll? -[woman] You want to go? 392 00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:59,018 Come on. Come on. Let's go. 393 00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:00,770 [woman] He ain't got shit! 394 00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:02,105 Why ain't I got shit? 395 00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:03,898 -Not you. I'm talkin' about this guy. -Oh. 396 00:17:03,982 --> 00:17:05,442 [indistinct chatter] 397 00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:07,235 Too much pressure. Twenty-eight! 398 00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:08,820 Beat your high score. 399 00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:10,739 I got 28. 400 00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:13,491 -Oh, so we tied. -Yeah! 401 00:17:13,575 --> 00:17:15,577 Where are y'all from? Forth Worth? 402 00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:16,870 [Micah] Memphis, Tennessee. 403 00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:18,663 -I work here. -[woman] Oh, you work here. 404 00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:21,958 You work here with all them diamonds? 405 00:17:23,752 --> 00:17:24,794 [Micah] Claire's. 406 00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:26,337 [woman laughs] Claire's! 407 00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:28,923 [Micah] Oh, you young cats think y'all got a little jump shot? 408 00:17:29,007 --> 00:17:30,425 [man] We got jump shots right here. 409 00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:31,843 [Micah] Oh, nah. 410 00:17:31,926 --> 00:17:33,094 [man] I bet you I make three in a row. 411 00:17:33,178 --> 00:17:34,929 [Micah] I bet you don't. 412 00:17:35,013 --> 00:17:38,391 Look... your shoe's untied. 413 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,228 [man] Hold on. 414 00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:43,605 I think I know who you are. 415 00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:45,815 -I'm Lester. -[man] Nah, I think I know who you are. 416 00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:48,109 -I'm Lester. -[man] No, no, no. 417 00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:50,153 I gotta get back to work. 418 00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:52,238 [funky music] 419 00:17:52,322 --> 00:17:54,157 [man 3] I recognize you. 420 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:57,202 My name's Lester. It's a pleasure to meet y'all. 421 00:17:57,285 --> 00:17:59,704 You look so much like Micah Parsons. 422 00:17:59,788 --> 00:18:03,500 [Eli] You know, I told Lester to work on his voice. 423 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:04,793 Oh, well. 424 00:18:04,876 --> 00:18:07,629 [woman] Hey, Lester, can you take these old plates away? 425 00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:10,840 [women laughing] 426 00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:12,425 Thank you, Lester. 427 00:18:12,509 --> 00:18:16,095 [Eli] But maybe serving fun is just as important as serving drinks. 428 00:18:16,179 --> 00:18:19,849 Speaking of fun, Shaunda corrals everyone to the back patio 429 00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:24,145 where, just like at every party, an obstacle course has been set up. 430 00:18:24,229 --> 00:18:27,774 A chance for Cowboys fans to let loose and cheer each other on. 431 00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:31,319 [both] ♪We dem boyz, we makin' noise♪ 432 00:18:31,402 --> 00:18:33,863 Whoo! Touchdown Cowboys, baby! 433 00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:35,281 [all cheering] 434 00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:38,493 [Eli] But no one takes fun more seriously than Cowboys fans. 435 00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:42,163 In fact, Cowboys fans make fandom their job. 436 00:18:42,247 --> 00:18:45,416 Something that Lester Vandross is starting to appreciate 437 00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:47,168 and won't soon forget. 438 00:18:47,252 --> 00:18:50,421 [funky music] 439 00:18:50,505 --> 00:18:52,632 [funky music] 440 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,518 [music continues] 441 00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:11,109 Whoo, baby! Yeah! 442 00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:13,152 [Eli] And while spirits are high, 443 00:19:13,236 --> 00:19:18,825 Lester realizes the best way he can serve his fans is by becoming one of them. 444 00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:20,994 We've got one more contestant. 445 00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:23,371 Come on up. Yeah, you. 446 00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:24,956 Come on. 447 00:19:25,039 --> 00:19:28,126 [Eli] And the fans who haven't already figured it out 448 00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:31,212 start to piece together that Lester might not be Lester. 449 00:19:31,296 --> 00:19:37,260 [all chanting] Lester! Lester! Lester! 450 00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:39,762 [Eli] And while Lester's boss might not understand it, 451 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:43,808 he knows the real meaning of service is keeping a good thing going 452 00:19:43,892 --> 00:19:46,561 and making sure everyone has something to cheer about. 453 00:19:49,731 --> 00:19:52,066 [funky music] 454 00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:08,541 [music continues] 455 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:22,805 [Eli] And Lester definitely knows how to do that. 456 00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:25,850 [all cheering] 457 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:32,106 [Eli] Unless you're a quarterback. Ouch. 458 00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:35,777 [Shaunda] Lester ran an incredible route, no doubt. 459 00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:39,280 [Eli] And now, Lester transforms back into Micah Parsons. 460 00:20:39,364 --> 00:20:42,283 He's the one... he's the only... 461 00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:46,037 defensive end, number 11, please welcome... 462 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:50,583 -Micah Parsons! -[all cheering] 463 00:20:54,712 --> 00:20:56,756 [Eli] And though he didn't know it at the time, 464 00:20:56,839 --> 00:20:59,676 he gets his last ovation as a Dallas Cowboy. 465 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,594 And since the fans love Micah, 466 00:21:01,678 --> 00:21:04,764 they aren't feeling too bad about their missed orders. 467 00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:06,557 Oh, my god, it's Micah! 468 00:21:06,641 --> 00:21:09,018 He had me fooled. Okay? [laughs] 469 00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:10,853 I didn't even know that was him. 470 00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:13,147 He's my favorite! I love him! 471 00:21:13,231 --> 00:21:16,985 I actually feel pretty bad because I was sitting at the bar, 472 00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:20,196 he actually came to me and he was trying to talk to me. 473 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,907 And I was throwin' him like, man, who are you, man? 474 00:21:22,991 --> 00:21:25,785 You can't just... [laughs] 475 00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:28,287 -He came to our table first. -Yeah, he came to our table. 476 00:21:28,371 --> 00:21:32,583 He says, "Can I get you anything?" I'm like, that looks like Micah. 477 00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:34,419 He just walked up to our table... 478 00:21:34,502 --> 00:21:37,964 he said, "Well, I'm kinda hungry." I we said, "Well, help yourself." 479 00:21:38,047 --> 00:21:41,217 So, he took a piece of mozzarella stick and ate it. 480 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:42,927 I thought I was an amazing waiter. 481 00:21:43,011 --> 00:21:44,721 I think I waited on everyone in there. 482 00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:46,055 I just felt it in my soul. 483 00:21:46,139 --> 00:21:48,141 I saw him and I'm like, oh, my god, that's Micah. 484 00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:49,225 He had me fooled. 485 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,686 He told me he was from Memphis, he was 38 years old. 486 00:21:51,769 --> 00:21:55,189 Randomly this old guy came up to me. I noticed it was Micah Parsons right away. 487 00:21:55,273 --> 00:21:57,316 I wanted to freak out, but I didn't want to blow his cover. 488 00:21:57,400 --> 00:22:00,194 Today is a great day to be a Cowboy fan. 489 00:22:00,278 --> 00:22:01,738 And a Micah Parsons fan. 490 00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:03,906 -[photographer] Let's go! -[all] Cowboys! 491 00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:05,450 I really do appreciate the Cowboys fans 492 00:22:05,533 --> 00:22:07,368 for embracing me since the moment I got here. 493 00:22:07,452 --> 00:22:09,037 It's part of the reason why I go so hard. 494 00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:11,330 It's for them. You know, my family and for the fans. 495 00:22:11,414 --> 00:22:14,709 Kudos to Micah and being such a team player for the fans. 496 00:22:14,792 --> 00:22:16,627 How 'bout them Cowboys?! 497 00:22:16,711 --> 00:22:19,172 -[cheering] -How 'bout them Cowboys?! 498 00:22:19,255 --> 00:22:21,716 -That made my whole year. -Yes. 499 00:22:21,799 --> 00:22:24,052 I played Skee-Ball with Micah Parsons and he whooped my ass. 500 00:22:24,135 --> 00:22:27,597 It's one of the most memorable things I've done in my serving career, for sure. 501 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:30,725 We had an amazing day! Thank you so much! 502 00:22:30,808 --> 00:22:32,518 It really was an amazing opportunity for me. 503 00:22:32,602 --> 00:22:34,395 I can't tell you how much I appreciate it. 504 00:22:34,479 --> 00:22:36,939 And to the next Undercover, good luck. 505 00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:38,733 And I hope you are as successful as others. 506 00:22:38,816 --> 00:22:40,610 I was probably halfway successful. 507 00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:45,823 [all chanting] MVP! MVP! MVP! 508 00:22:45,907 --> 00:22:49,410 [Eli] And while Micah might not be wearing a Cowboys jersey anymore, 509 00:22:49,494 --> 00:22:52,872 what remains are the stories and smiles he left behind. 510 00:22:52,955 --> 00:22:55,875 A reminder that when it comes to good times, 511 00:22:55,958 --> 00:22:59,295 the times might not last, but the good always will. 512 00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:02,048 And no matter where Micah Parsons is playing, 513 00:23:02,131 --> 00:23:03,883 be it Dallas or Green Bay, 514 00:23:03,966 --> 00:23:06,260 one thing will always remain true; 515 00:23:06,344 --> 00:23:08,221 I'm the King of San Diego. 516 00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:11,057 Thanks to Micah, the Sidecar staff, the Cowboys, 517 00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:13,226 and of course, the Cowboys superfans. 518 00:23:13,309 --> 00:23:16,854 And me. Thanks to me. Thanks, Eli. You're welcome. 519 00:23:16,938 --> 00:23:18,189 That's our show, folks. 520 00:23:18,272 --> 00:23:21,109 Keep an eye out for more episodes of The Undercovers. 521 00:23:21,192 --> 00:23:25,988 But before we go, remember, yards and meters aren't the same thing. 522 00:23:26,072 --> 00:23:28,282 Yards are in front of your house, 523 00:23:28,366 --> 00:23:31,244 and meters measure how much electricity you use. 524 00:23:31,327 --> 00:23:33,621 So, be careful. It's the Eli way. 525 00:23:33,704 --> 00:23:35,123 Good night. 526 00:23:36,999 --> 00:23:38,459 Where am I? 527 00:23:41,546 --> 00:23:43,506 [orchestral music] 528 00:23:56,519 --> 00:24:00,857 ♪ Don't forget to say goodbye♪ 529 00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:03,568 ♪Before you go♪ 530 00:24:03,651 --> 00:24:08,489 ♪Give me one more chance♪ 531 00:24:08,573 --> 00:24:12,702 ♪I want to see your face ♪ 532 00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:16,164 ♪Just once before you go♪ 533 00:24:16,247 --> 00:24:21,919 ♪And I'll always be hangin' on.♪ 534 00:24:22,003 --> 00:24:23,963 [man indistinct] 535 00:24:24,046 --> 00:24:26,507 They have good food here, but... 536 00:24:26,591 --> 00:24:28,968 we can go somewhere else.