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(MAN INHALING AND EXHALING)

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WOMAN: (IN APP) I am your rock.

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I am your rock.

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I am your island. I am your island.

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I am the echo of your courage. WOMAN: Luke!

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I am the echo of your courage. (STRUGGLING GRUNTS)

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Luke! Come echo my courage in here.

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I can't get my socks on. Coming, hon.

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Hey! Oh!

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(CHUCKLES)I was just uh...

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Doing the same thing you've been doing every morning

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for the past eight and a half months.

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Babe...

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Prepared is my middle name.

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Everett is your middle name.

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Well, Luke Prepared Everett Brenner

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is gonna be the best father of three you ever did see.

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With toothpaste on his T.

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We have less than a month before these twins arrive.

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All I want is a nice, relaxing day. Yes.

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Go to the parent group. Mm.

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Maybe a coffee. Mm-hm.

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Do a little shopping. You got it.

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And I have the entire day organised. Wow!

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Yeah. Life is about to get very busy around here.

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I just want to make sure that everything is under control.

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NARRATOR: This Christmas, Mighty Mech.

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With over 150 unique robotic functions, including night vision.

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Dad, you HAVE to see this.

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It's the one I was talking about.

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It's too loud, bud.

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You're not even looking.

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It's super cool. Cool, buddy.

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But we gotta go.

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No throwing. Can we go sledding?

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No, we can't go sledding. We're late.

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Get your socks on. You promised.

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I know, and we will.

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Mom and Dad have baby stuff planned this morning.

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But Gigi is all alone with Roy out of town,

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and has an entire day of fun stuff planned for you, OK?

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Rock and roll.

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Pointy. Less pointy.

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Pointy... less pointy.

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Pointy. Less pointy.

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(SIGHS) I don't know.

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So... neither.

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For now. OK.

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Let's put a pin in silverware for now.

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OK.And while we also debate place settings,

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flowers, vendors, venue, DJ, and questions like:

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Why am I even here in the first place?

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Let's aim for something simple,

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like cake. Oh, great.

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Do you want to go traditional like chocolate?Yummy.

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Or vanilla?

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Or maybe something a little more fun, like pistachio or funfetti?

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Oh. I'm fun. I like fun. Let's do fun!

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Great! That was easy.

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Although, now I think about it, I'm just wondering if maybe...

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(PHONE RINGING)

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Oh, it's just Dad. I'll call him back.

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You were-you were wondering. Uh, yeah. No, I was just...

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(PHONE RINGING) I was wondering if...

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Stephan. Cake. Focus. Yes, cake.

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Do you need to get that? No. He just... he does this.

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He calls until I pick up. It's his way of saying I love you.

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Oh, he must really love you.

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Maybe we take a break. Yes.

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(PHONE RINGING) No, no breaks. Cake, we need cake.

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Any cake. Alright, you know what?

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I think maybe this just isn't the best environment

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to be making huge decisions like cake.

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You know, we got phones,

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and we haven't even chosen napkins yet.

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This is too orange. This one's too square.

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And that? Is that even a napkin? Right. Maybe we should take a break.

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Yeah.

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Come on, it's everything you ever wanted.

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Is he a bit of a strange dude? Yeah.

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Does he have way too much ankle showing?

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Certainly. This is the big time.

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Game face. Let's do this.

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You've been there for a while, huh? A little bit, yeah.

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This place is insane, Noah.

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Silicon Valley, baby. This is how we do.

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So this is the part of the meeting where I ask,

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do you like... money?

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We get along. Good. Cos I've got a lot.

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What I want, a foothold in gaming.

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What I need, vision, leadership.

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What I'm proposing...

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Fingers. Partnership.

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That makes more sense. You. Me. Us.

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You would have complete creative autonomy

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with more money than you can spend.

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Well, as awful as that sounds, and it does sound awful...

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I think I'll be able to figure it out. What's the catch?

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There's only one.

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No suits.

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You drive a hard bargain, Noah.

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Oh. You've left.

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Imagine this.

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Limitless horizon.

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Think limitless possibility.

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This is yours. A blank canvas.

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Whatever you want. Starting with a sick eco smoothie,

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oxygen bar to get the creative juices flowing.

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I'm thinking 90-inch flat screen right here.

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Here?

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Here, here. Oh, I didn't realise the idea was for me to... move.

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Synergy, amigo. Can't fly the plane from the passenger lounge, right?

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We'll get you set up, though, right?

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Army of programmers, massage chairs, cold plunge. Whatever you need.

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You got a family, wife, kid? Family, yeah.

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Girlfriend.

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Love of my life. Problemo?

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We haven't really explored the whole...

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..move out of state, start-a-brand-new-life thing yet.

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Tricky. Yeah.

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I'll give you so me space.

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Feel it. Smell it.

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(SNIFFS) Drink it in.

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Aeroplane, captain, money, rock star.

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That's a lot of nouns.

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We also validate parking.

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Strange one to end on.

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LUKE: Alright.

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TEACHER: Twins. Congratulations. (SNIFFS)

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Mine just turned 26 weeks so...

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I speak from experience when I say I know it can seem daunting.

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Not to, uh, prom king over here.

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Seems like he's got everything under control.

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These your first? We got one. Uh, seven.

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(LAUGHS) One is a nap at the beach.

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Three is someone left the gate open at the petting zoo.

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Uncontrollable mayhem.

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Wait till the babies start waking up in shifts,

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screaming endlessly until you're so delirious,

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you can't tell the difference between the sink and the toilet.

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Your lives are about to change in ways

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you're only starting to realise.

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The chaos is real.

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But that's alright, ladies, because at least we have help.

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Right? Wrong. If your husband is anything like mine,

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he'll become so overwhelmed, his only contribution

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will be sitting on a bucket in the garage, staring blankly at the wall.

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Oh, and birthdays, anniversaries?

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I'm not sure he even knows we're still married,

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but we'll rekindle the spark someday, won't we, Tom?

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(CHILDREN CRYING) It's Tim.

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(LAUGHS) Any questions so far? Great.

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Let's do some breathing.

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Such a gift. (LAUGHS)

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(FAINTLY) You got it. That's it. Deeper.

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(DEEP INHALE AND EXHALE)

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STEPHAN: That was great. Stephan.

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I... love you so much,

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so I'm gonna say this as delicately as possible.

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I am gonna kill you!

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What?We have been planning this wedding for six months,

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and we are no further along than when we started.

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Well, I know we're not moving at light speed,

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but, you know, we only get one shot.

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I want it to be perfect.

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I think you're focusing on the wrong things.

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April is just around the corner and if we don't make some decisions,

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then we're not gonna have a wedding to get wrong.

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I think you're just getting in your own way.

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Yep. You're right. But I can also get out of my own way.

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Heck, I wrote the book on it. Sure did!

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You know what? I'm gonna take a back seat. Even better.

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I'm gonna get in the trunk.

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This is me getting in the trunk. Get in the trunk!

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Oh, look at me in the trunk. I'm just hanging out in the trunk here.

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Look at all these linen tablecloths. I love linen!

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Oh, perfect. Then we're gonna go with linen.

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I'm in the driver's seat. I'm in here!

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It's bumpy. I'm still in the trunk!

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Oh! I love you.

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(LIQUID DRIPPING)

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Did you feel that? No.

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What?

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Oh.

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(GASP)

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I felt that.

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Not bad, huh? Fiona.

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What are you, uh...

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You work here? Yeah. Six months.

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Give or take. What happened to Chicago?

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Greener pastures.

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It's nice to see you. You look good.

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Did you have something to do with this?

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Just the referral.

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Noah's building a team. I told him you're the best.

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And that you would probably remind him of that every day. (CHUCKLES)

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Hm. Listen.

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I know the way I left things was not great.

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I hope me being here won't get in the way of your decision.

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A lot to think about.

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This is everything you dreamed about.

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Grab it, Taylor.

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Uh... Hey, do me a favour.

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Can you tell Noah that I'll be in touch?

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I got a plane to catch.

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Tay.

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It is um...

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It's really great to see you.

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Yeah.

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OK.

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(WHISPERS) Why?

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Why?

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Why?

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Are you OK?

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Yeah, yeah.

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That meeting was uh... Informative, right?

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Oh, for sure.

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But did it seem like that lady was a little... off?Hm.

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She just, you know, painted a pretty grim picture.

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Not everyone's experience is the same.

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No. Of course.

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It just seemed like all that talk of chaos

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and forgetting anniversaries seemed a little over the top, no?

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Sure. I guess. Oh. This is the one.

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Three hundred bucks?

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For a couple strips of fabric and a plastic buckle?

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Can't just carry them around in shopping bags.

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Would be more economical.

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This meeting really got to you, didn't it?

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You know what those other moms don't have that I do?Appeal.

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A Luke Prepared Everett Brenner,

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who's going to be the best father of three you ever did see.

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You're right. We got this.

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(LAUGHS) Yes. Yeah. Get it.

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Get two. Why? We only need one.

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But feel free to be just as generous

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when you're shopping for my anniversary gift.

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OK, babe.

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(MAN SNEEZES)

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SUSIE: OK. Yes. (STEPHAN SIGHS)

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Merry Christmas.

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Well, that was the contractor. Mm-hm.

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They think it's leaky pipes. It's gonna take a week to fix.

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Oh, you're kidding me?

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Well, looks like we're spending Christmas at mom's.

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(PHONE RINGING)

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I will let you take that.Stephan, you can't ignore him forever.

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I'm not. I just...

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I don't think he likes me very much.

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Why on earth would you say that?

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Well, the one time I met him, he said, "I don't like you very much."

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He was joking! Listen, once you get to know him better,

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you two are gonna be like this.

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Two snakes locked in a death spiral?

255
00:12:15,141 --> 00:12:18,541
(LAUGHS) No! Look, why don't I finish up here,

256
00:12:18,581 --> 00:12:20,261
and you run some stuff over to your mom's

257
00:12:20,301 --> 00:12:22,221
before this place turns into a swimming pool.

258
00:12:22,261 --> 00:12:24,021
OK. (PHONE RINGING)

259
00:12:24,061 --> 00:12:25,941
Thank you.

260
00:12:27,221 --> 00:12:29,221
Hi, Daddy.

261
00:12:30,101 --> 00:12:32,101
(INDISTINCT PA ANNOUNCEMENT)

262
00:12:35,741 --> 00:12:37,461
Is that for me?

263
00:12:37,501 --> 00:12:39,981
Unless you see a bigger dummy.

264
00:12:40,021 --> 00:12:42,181
I'm looking at one.

265
00:12:43,941 --> 00:12:46,101
Mm. So how was it? How'd it go?

266
00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:52,301
Good.I mean, what did he say? Does he want to invest?

267
00:12:52,341 --> 00:12:54,781
Partner. Seriously?

268
00:12:54,821 --> 00:12:58,461
Yeah. I knew it! I knew it.

269
00:12:58,501 --> 00:13:01,101
What did I... I told you so, that you...

270
00:13:02,821 --> 00:13:04,861
Babe, this... I mean, this is huge.

271
00:13:04,901 --> 00:13:07,021
I mean, there's still a lot of details to iron out,

272
00:13:07,061 --> 00:13:08,901
things to discuss. (GARBLES WORDS)

273
00:13:10,101 --> 00:13:12,781
I am so proud of you.

274
00:13:12,821 --> 00:13:15,661
You worked so hard for this and...

275
00:13:15,701 --> 00:13:17,501
partnership?

276
00:13:19,181 --> 00:13:22,741
Yeah. Unreal.

277
00:13:27,221 --> 00:13:28,821
Look- And I'm double-parked,

278
00:13:28,861 --> 00:13:31,341
so we gotta bust it. I don't want to get a ticket.OK.

279
00:13:31,381 --> 00:13:33,421
Partnership!

280
00:13:33,461 --> 00:13:35,861
(CHUCKLES) This guy right here!

281
00:13:36,981 --> 00:13:39,261
(DOOR CLOSES) LUKE: Oh hey, everybody.

282
00:13:39,301 --> 00:13:40,941
Hi!

283
00:13:40,981 --> 00:13:43,421
Finally. Do you wanna help decorate the gingerbread house?

284
00:13:43,461 --> 00:13:45,141
Oh. Sure do, bud.

285
00:13:45,181 --> 00:13:47,141
We just, uh, gotta get your mom off her feet.

286
00:13:47,181 --> 00:13:48,701
Oh. Might have overdone it a bit.

287
00:13:48,741 --> 00:13:51,101
I'll get you some water. But how did the class go?

288
00:13:51,141 --> 00:13:53,341
Nice.Very informative. Wasn't concerning at all.

289
00:13:53,381 --> 00:13:55,021
Great. STEPHAN: Hello!

290
00:13:55,061 --> 00:13:57,501
Hi!You finally going on that seniors cruise?

291
00:13:57,541 --> 00:13:59,261
(LAUGHS) I wish.

292
00:13:59,301 --> 00:14:03,141
No. Crashing temporarily. We got a leaky ceiling.

293
00:14:03,181 --> 00:14:07,261
Uncle Stephan, can you help me? Absolutely, buddy. I'd love to!

294
00:14:07,301 --> 00:14:09,381
I live for gingerbread. Uncle Taylor!

295
00:14:09,421 --> 00:14:11,941
My dude. Yes.

296
00:14:11,981 --> 00:14:13,981
I can't breathe.

297
00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:15,861
Did you bring me anything?

298
00:14:15,901 --> 00:14:18,821
Uh, I brought myself. Is that not enough?

299
00:14:18,861 --> 00:14:21,301
I also brought you a small and expensive drone.

300
00:14:21,341 --> 00:14:23,341
(TRILLS LIPS) Awesome.

301
00:14:23,381 --> 00:14:24,861
Seriously, Taylor?

302
00:14:24,901 --> 00:14:27,101
That gift is bigger than what he gets for Christmas.

303
00:14:27,141 --> 00:14:31,221
I missed him. I-It creates unrealistic expectation.

304
00:14:31,261 --> 00:14:34,421
Exactly. Wait. What are we all doing here?

305
00:14:34,461 --> 00:14:36,021
So how did it go? Yeah.

306
00:14:36,061 --> 00:14:37,421
What happened? Come on.

307
00:14:37,461 --> 00:14:39,261
Well, the gingerbread house is out,

308
00:14:39,301 --> 00:14:40,781
I thought we'd do it together.

309
00:14:40,821 --> 00:14:42,861
That's what I said. That what he said?

310
00:14:42,901 --> 00:14:45,661
Since when are you Mr Gingerbread? I'm not.

311
00:14:45,701 --> 00:14:47,541
Don't hold out on us.

312
00:14:47,581 --> 00:14:49,421
How did the meeting go? What happened?

313
00:14:49,461 --> 00:14:50,901
It went. It went.

314
00:14:50,941 --> 00:14:52,741
It went? What does that...? Come on!

315
00:14:52,781 --> 00:14:54,341
Come on. He wants to partner!

316
00:14:54,381 --> 00:14:56,181
What? He wants to partner!

317
00:14:56,221 --> 00:14:58,221
What does that mean? What are you talking about?

318
00:14:58,261 --> 00:15:00,541
That is so great. What does that look like?

319
00:15:00,581 --> 00:15:02,701
Spill it, we want the details. Well...

320
00:15:03,781 --> 00:15:06,381
..it's complicated. Can we talk about the gingerbread house?

321
00:15:06,421 --> 00:15:08,461
What do you mean, talk about the gingerbread?

322
00:15:08,501 --> 00:15:10,421
(ALL TALKING OVER EACH OTHER)

323
00:15:14,181 --> 00:15:16,021
Thomas.

324
00:15:16,061 --> 00:15:18,021
What have I said about throwing things?

325
00:15:20,701 --> 00:15:23,821
Ma? You selling the house?

326
00:15:27,901 --> 00:15:31,821
I was going to talk to you about it.

327
00:15:31,861 --> 00:15:35,181
This is not exactly the way I planned to bring it up,

328
00:15:35,221 --> 00:15:38,461
but... yes, I am.

329
00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:44,741
I'm fine. Honestly. I'm OK.

330
00:15:46,541 --> 00:15:48,981
Well, I've been thinking about it for a long time,

331
00:15:49,021 --> 00:15:50,701
and, you know, I love this place,

332
00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:53,181
but it's a lot of house for one person so...

333
00:15:53,221 --> 00:15:55,981
Two people. I'm also in the basement.

334
00:15:56,021 --> 00:15:58,941
And you all are moving on or will move on.

335
00:15:58,981 --> 00:16:00,701
Going on with your lives.

336
00:16:00,741 --> 00:16:03,501
And it just seems like a smart time to downsize.

337
00:16:03,541 --> 00:16:06,541
So then I'll have money freed up for other adventures, you know.

338
00:16:06,581 --> 00:16:08,621
Well, you know what? I think it's a great idea.

339
00:16:08,661 --> 00:16:10,861
You do? I do, Mom.Me, too.

340
00:16:10,901 --> 00:16:13,861
If it's what you want, you know. Wow. Wow.

341
00:16:13,901 --> 00:16:16,741
No, I thought somebody was gonna faint or...

342
00:16:16,781 --> 00:16:20,541
No tears, no yelling. This is... You're acting all very grown up.

343
00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:24,341
It's cos we are. Don't do that.

344
00:16:25,621 --> 00:16:28,821
Well, I guess this is the last family Christmas in the house.

345
00:16:28,861 --> 00:16:31,541
(DOOR OPENS)

346
00:16:31,581 --> 00:16:35,661
Oh. Sus, come on in. Mom's got some big news!

347
00:16:35,701 --> 00:16:37,821
I got some big news of my own.

348
00:16:38,941 --> 00:16:43,301
Look who drove all the way from Arizona to join us for Christmas.

349
00:16:43,341 --> 00:16:45,781
Everyone, this is my dad.

350
00:16:52,501 --> 00:16:54,501
Hi. The more the merrier.

351
00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:03,821
Bob, I can't tell you how happy we all are to finally meet you.

352
00:17:03,861 --> 00:17:07,901
(CHUCKLES) Stephan has told us about you.

353
00:17:07,941 --> 00:17:11,061
Oh, well... you look like you've been hitting the gym

354
00:17:11,101 --> 00:17:13,741
since the last time we've seen each other, huh?

355
00:17:17,781 --> 00:17:20,581
Oh, no. No, Dad. That's-that's Luke.

356
00:17:20,621 --> 00:17:23,501
This is my fiance, Stephan. Remember?

357
00:17:23,541 --> 00:17:25,901
Ah. Also very strong.

358
00:17:25,941 --> 00:17:27,541
Of course. Hi, sir.

359
00:17:27,581 --> 00:17:29,541
What's in there?

360
00:17:29,581 --> 00:17:31,581
This...

361
00:17:33,341 --> 00:17:35,621
(GASPS) That's my friend Jerry.

362
00:17:36,541 --> 00:17:39,421
He's an Australian Lutino Cockatiel.

363
00:17:39,461 --> 00:17:41,141
Can he talk?

364
00:17:41,181 --> 00:17:43,181
(SQUAWKS) Hello. Pretty neat, huh?

365
00:17:43,221 --> 00:17:46,101
And he's got a really good judge of character.

366
00:17:46,141 --> 00:17:50,461
You know, Bob, bit of an animal lover myself, actually. Uh...

367
00:17:51,301 --> 00:17:53,901
Hey there, little fella. (SQUAWKS) Loser.

368
00:17:53,941 --> 00:17:56,581
Alright. Hey. That's my thing.

369
00:17:56,621 --> 00:17:59,621
Dad, you couldn't have left the bird at home?

370
00:17:59,661 --> 00:18:03,341
You know, over the holidays with a neighbour or somebody?Honey!

371
00:18:03,381 --> 00:18:06,221
Jerry and I have spent all of his Christmases together.

372
00:18:06,261 --> 00:18:08,741
I'd never hear the end of it if I left him behind.

373
00:18:08,781 --> 00:18:12,021
Besides, him and I need to get to know the young man

374
00:18:12,061 --> 00:18:14,141
that my little Susie Bear will be marrying.

375
00:18:14,181 --> 00:18:18,221
You know. Get the feeling he's been trying to hide from me.

376
00:18:18,261 --> 00:18:21,421
(SNORTS) Hiding? No.

377
00:18:21,461 --> 00:18:24,461
Maybe we should stay in a hotel. It's a bit busy here.

378
00:18:24,501 --> 00:18:27,141
With the bird and the ceiling and the flood and ugh.

379
00:18:27,181 --> 00:18:29,021
Absolutely not.

380
00:18:29,061 --> 00:18:31,061
You will take the guest house out back.

381
00:18:31,101 --> 00:18:33,381
The guest house?! That's where...

382
00:18:33,421 --> 00:18:35,541
That's where... I would say.

383
00:18:35,581 --> 00:18:37,861
I-I don't want to impose.

384
00:18:37,901 --> 00:18:40,381
Well, don't be silly. It's Christmas.

385
00:18:40,421 --> 00:18:42,541
We'd love to have you. It's Christmas.

386
00:18:42,581 --> 00:18:44,341
Stephan, can you help him with his bags?

387
00:18:44,381 --> 00:18:49,021
And then you can come join us for some gingerbread house decorating.

388
00:18:49,061 --> 00:18:50,421
Finally!

389
00:18:50,461 --> 00:18:52,381
You were living here until when?

390
00:18:52,421 --> 00:18:55,141
Uh, a couple of years ago. Yeah, yeah.

391
00:18:55,181 --> 00:18:57,901
Pretty common for your generation, I suppose.

392
00:18:57,941 --> 00:19:00,501
Adults still living with their moms.

393
00:19:00,541 --> 00:19:03,941
Yeah, still with some Christmas toys, no less.

394
00:19:03,981 --> 00:19:06,181
Oh, well, I wasn't living with Mom.

395
00:19:06,221 --> 00:19:08,301
This is a free-standing autonomous dwelling,

396
00:19:08,341 --> 00:19:10,021
just it's in her backyard.

397
00:19:10,061 --> 00:19:11,581
You know, by the time I was 18,

398
00:19:11,621 --> 00:19:14,181
I was training resistance fighters in northern Somalia.

399
00:19:14,221 --> 00:19:16,821
I was stationed there on and off for almost 20 years.

400
00:19:16,861 --> 00:19:18,581
Oh, that's when he rescued Jerry.

401
00:19:18,621 --> 00:19:22,021
Oh, I actually like to think that he rescued me, honey.

402
00:19:23,021 --> 00:19:25,501
You know, I didn't even know those birds could live that long.

403
00:19:25,541 --> 00:19:27,501
Yeah, up to 30 years.

404
00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:31,421
But only with the right relationship and a stable, loving environment.

405
00:19:31,461 --> 00:19:33,261
I mean, not every bird is as lucky.

406
00:19:33,301 --> 00:19:36,261
Not every relationship is right.

407
00:19:39,021 --> 00:19:42,541
You don't have a history of rodents around here, do you?

408
00:19:42,581 --> 00:19:45,541
Rodents? Uh, no, no. I mean, unless you count

409
00:19:45,581 --> 00:19:48,621
that giant rat cave in the back. No, no, no, we don't...

410
00:19:48,661 --> 00:19:51,221
We don't joke about rodents. We don't joke about rodents.

411
00:19:51,261 --> 00:19:53,821
Dad has a thing about them from his time in the service.

412
00:19:53,861 --> 00:19:55,341
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

413
00:19:55,381 --> 00:19:56,981
OK, so you get settled,

414
00:19:57,021 --> 00:19:59,741
and, um, we'll see you inside for gingerbread.

415
00:19:59,781 --> 00:20:01,541
Right.

416
00:20:03,981 --> 00:20:05,901
Bye, Terry. Jerry!

417
00:20:05,941 --> 00:20:07,701
Jerry.

418
00:20:07,741 --> 00:20:09,221
Hey.

419
00:20:09,261 --> 00:20:12,701
Do you think that whole partnership thing was directed right at me?

420
00:20:12,741 --> 00:20:14,381
No. He was talking to Jerry.

421
00:20:14,421 --> 00:20:17,061
Or was he talking through Jerry to me?

422
00:20:17,101 --> 00:20:18,941
I think you're overthinking this.

423
00:20:18,981 --> 00:20:21,381
And also, how come I've never heard about this bird?

424
00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:24,501
He has a bird. What's the big deal? I don't know.

425
00:20:24,541 --> 00:20:28,021
I mean, if my dad had a pet that was almost older than I was,

426
00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:30,461
I would like to think that at some point in our six years

427
00:20:30,501 --> 00:20:33,661
of loving, committed relationship, it would come up in conversation.

428
00:20:33,701 --> 00:20:35,381
Stephan. Yeah.

429
00:20:35,421 --> 00:20:38,901
This is a really great opportunity for you to get to know my dad.

430
00:20:38,941 --> 00:20:41,301
And I'm getting in my own way. Mm-hm.

431
00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:43,941
OK.Why don't you get the luggage out of the way?

432
00:20:45,381 --> 00:20:47,741
Yes, ma'am.

433
00:20:49,261 --> 00:20:51,901
Pretty crazy timing, huh? What do you mean, Bob?

434
00:20:53,501 --> 00:20:55,861
Yeah, I don't like all that bird talk to my brother.

435
00:20:55,901 --> 00:21:00,461
No, I-I mean, you know, your mom selling this place.

436
00:21:00,501 --> 00:21:04,221
Yeah. Spent my whole... life here.

437
00:21:05,861 --> 00:21:08,861
Coded my... first game there.

438
00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:11,901
Put Stephan's head through the wall... there,

439
00:21:11,941 --> 00:21:13,941
during our wrestling phase.

440
00:21:15,421 --> 00:21:17,301
Yeah, this is home.

441
00:21:18,221 --> 00:21:20,501
But babe, you know, we have been...

442
00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:24,581
..talking about getting a place together.

443
00:21:24,621 --> 00:21:27,661
If there was ever a sign from the universe, I mean...

444
00:21:28,741 --> 00:21:30,781
They want me to move to San Francisco.

445
00:21:32,861 --> 00:21:34,461
Uh, wow. Like...

446
00:21:34,501 --> 00:21:36,541
Like you mean, like, move there, move there.

447
00:21:36,581 --> 00:21:41,341
Yeah. Lots to discuss, obviously. A lot of choices to make.

448
00:21:41,381 --> 00:21:43,461
Well, I... STEPHAN: Incoming.

449
00:21:45,821 --> 00:21:47,661
(TRILLS LIPS)

450
00:21:47,701 --> 00:21:49,741
What are you doing? Basement's ours.

451
00:21:49,781 --> 00:21:50,901
Since when? Since now.

452
00:21:50,941 --> 00:21:52,661
Says who? Says me.

453
00:21:52,701 --> 00:21:54,501
How is that fair? It's not.

454
00:21:54,541 --> 00:21:55,941
Mom! Mom!

455
00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:58,141
GIGI: Figure it out!

456
00:22:02,541 --> 00:22:04,741
Ah. What is happening?

457
00:22:04,781 --> 00:22:07,501
Cracked your code. Hit the road. Alright.

458
00:22:07,541 --> 00:22:11,941
I've got to get to work, but... to be continued, OK?

459
00:22:17,101 --> 00:22:19,341
Where am I gonna sleep?

460
00:22:20,221 --> 00:22:21,621
(LIGHT CONVERSATIONS)

461
00:22:21,661 --> 00:22:25,581
OK. Here we go. Ooh! King's Hawaiian.

462
00:22:25,621 --> 00:22:29,301
Bob, we are so happy to welcome you to our home.

463
00:22:29,341 --> 00:22:32,741
And pretty soon, to the family. Here, here.

464
00:22:32,781 --> 00:22:34,941
Dig in before it gets cold.

465
00:22:34,981 --> 00:22:37,541
No! Guests first.

466
00:22:37,581 --> 00:22:41,021
So I understand that you were in the military.

467
00:22:41,061 --> 00:22:44,061
Uh... Delta Force, three tours.

468
00:22:44,101 --> 00:22:46,301
Delta Force? SUSIE: Yes, that's right.

469
00:22:46,341 --> 00:22:48,381
Three tours. Since, uh, my service ended,

470
00:22:48,421 --> 00:22:52,661
I went into the industrial tooling, and forged drill bits.

471
00:22:54,221 --> 00:22:56,821
Um... wedding planning is coming along.

472
00:22:56,861 --> 00:23:00,301
Is it? Yeah. I mean, you know,

473
00:23:00,341 --> 00:23:02,581
I have to still formally decide on a couple of things.

474
00:23:02,621 --> 00:23:03,941
Isn't that breaking tradition?

475
00:23:03,981 --> 00:23:06,141
leaving the bride to planning the wedding or...

476
00:23:07,021 --> 00:23:10,501
Sure. Ty... Uh, typically, yeah.

477
00:23:10,541 --> 00:23:13,181
Although, you know, it's actually pretty normal these days.

478
00:23:13,221 --> 00:23:15,901
This is something you dreamed about since you were a little girl?

479
00:23:15,941 --> 00:23:19,781
Surprisingly, yes. So Mom, is the house listed yet?

480
00:23:19,821 --> 00:23:22,181
I would also like to know the answer to that question.

481
00:23:22,221 --> 00:23:24,181
Given that I still live here, too.

482
00:23:24,221 --> 00:23:27,701
Yes. Yes, the house has been listed.

483
00:23:27,741 --> 00:23:31,221
It seems fast, but the realtor tells me that the market's hot,

484
00:23:31,261 --> 00:23:33,101
so it's a good time.

485
00:23:33,981 --> 00:23:37,421
Mom, you have made so many memories in this home.

486
00:23:37,461 --> 00:23:39,901
I think it's about time we do the same thing for you.

487
00:23:39,941 --> 00:23:41,221
Huh? What do you say, buddy?

488
00:23:41,261 --> 00:23:44,021
Why don't we show Bob here how the Brenner family does Christmas?

489
00:23:44,061 --> 00:23:46,941
And if this is gonna be the last Christmas here,

490
00:23:46,981 --> 00:23:49,101
well, then...

491
00:23:49,941 --> 00:23:53,701
..let's make it the best Christmas ever.

492
00:23:53,741 --> 00:23:56,541
Best Christmas ever. Best Christmas ever.

493
00:23:56,581 --> 00:23:59,061
What do you say? Best Christmas ever?

494
00:23:59,101 --> 00:24:01,181
Uh... best Christmas ever.

495
00:24:01,221 --> 00:24:04,061
ALL: Best Christmas ever! (GLASSES CLINK)

496
00:24:06,621 --> 00:24:09,301
Last call, Bob. Train's leaving the station.

497
00:24:09,341 --> 00:24:12,141
Come on. Who doesn't love Christmas shopping?

498
00:24:12,181 --> 00:24:15,901
Think of it as a great way to do a little man bonding.

499
00:24:17,141 --> 00:24:19,341
Yeah, I heard that, too. Please?

500
00:24:20,341 --> 00:24:22,541
(SIGHS) OK. You know what, sure.

501
00:24:22,581 --> 00:24:24,141
Great!

502
00:24:24,181 --> 00:24:27,301
I'm not much of a shopper, but anything for my little girl.

503
00:24:27,341 --> 00:24:30,821
Hey.Oh, I have to get some of that gingerbread tea.

504
00:24:30,861 --> 00:24:32,861
Oh, I forgot my purse. Can you grab my purse?

505
00:24:32,901 --> 00:24:34,701
Yes. Thank you.

506
00:24:36,301 --> 00:24:38,621
(JERRY CHATTERING) Hello, Jerry.

507
00:24:38,661 --> 00:24:41,261
Well, I guess you are pretty cute.

508
00:24:41,301 --> 00:24:43,181
(SQUAWKS) Loser.

509
00:24:43,221 --> 00:24:45,461
You're a loser.

510
00:24:47,861 --> 00:24:49,981
Jerry?

511
00:24:51,381 --> 00:24:54,061
Jerry? Hey, Jerry!

512
00:24:58,341 --> 00:25:01,301
Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Not good.

513
00:25:01,341 --> 00:25:03,101
Bob! Uh, wake up.

514
00:25:03,141 --> 00:25:06,421
Hey! Wake up! Bob, I think you...

515
00:25:06,461 --> 00:25:08,701
You probably gonna get back in here.

516
00:25:09,621 --> 00:25:12,501
Jerry. Come on, wake up. Wake up!

517
00:25:12,541 --> 00:25:16,301
Bob, I-I think Jerry's maybe not feeling too good.

518
00:25:18,421 --> 00:25:20,501
Come on! Come on!

519
00:25:20,541 --> 00:25:22,661
Ah! OK.

520
00:25:22,701 --> 00:25:25,541
Uh... Bob, a bit of an emergency.

521
00:25:25,581 --> 00:25:27,981
Oh, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, J...

522
00:25:28,941 --> 00:25:31,701
(SQUAWKS)

523
00:25:32,501 --> 00:25:34,101
No!

524
00:25:37,581 --> 00:25:39,421
(GASPS) Charming.

525
00:25:39,461 --> 00:25:42,421
Looks surprisingly like the ones by the front door. Hm.

526
00:25:42,461 --> 00:25:43,901
It's the thought that counts.

527
00:25:43,941 --> 00:25:46,261
Hi. Hi.

528
00:25:46,301 --> 00:25:49,621
So I was thinking all night about your big news from yesterday,

529
00:25:49,661 --> 00:25:53,061
and I did a little bit of research, and, honestly, Taylor,

530
00:25:53,101 --> 00:25:55,061
I have to tell you that I just...

531
00:25:55,101 --> 00:25:57,741
I really think it could be good for us.

532
00:25:57,781 --> 00:26:00,261
I do. Like, perfect.

533
00:26:00,301 --> 00:26:02,381
Really. It's like a big change.

534
00:26:02,421 --> 00:26:04,461
But it's everything that we ever wanted.

535
00:26:04,501 --> 00:26:07,141
And there's actually there's a really good music scene there.

536
00:26:07,181 --> 00:26:10,021
And check this out. I found this amazing apartment.

537
00:26:10,061 --> 00:26:12,461
A little expensive, but that's San Francisco, right?

538
00:26:12,501 --> 00:26:13,981
And look, it has everything.

539
00:26:14,021 --> 00:26:16,341
It's next to a park so we can get a dog.

540
00:26:16,381 --> 00:26:19,421
And cute little kitchen we'll never cook in.

541
00:26:20,541 --> 00:26:22,541
Wow. See.

542
00:26:23,341 --> 00:26:25,861
This is, um... This is what?

543
00:26:25,901 --> 00:26:28,701
I just didn't realise you'd be on board so fast.

544
00:26:29,541 --> 00:26:31,581
Well, why wouldn't I? This...

545
00:26:31,621 --> 00:26:34,901
I mean, this is exactly what we've been talking about and...

546
00:26:34,941 --> 00:26:38,181
San Francisco was never part of the plan, right?

547
00:26:38,221 --> 00:26:40,661
No, but, babe, this is your dream.

548
00:26:40,701 --> 00:26:43,861
And we've been talking about next steps.

549
00:26:43,901 --> 00:26:46,661
And here they are, like, right in front of us, so.

550
00:26:47,621 --> 00:26:50,061
Maybe this job's not the one.

551
00:26:50,101 --> 00:26:52,101
Not the one? But...

552
00:26:52,981 --> 00:26:54,061
What am I missing here?

553
00:26:54,101 --> 00:26:57,341
Because this is exactly what we've been wanting.

554
00:26:57,381 --> 00:26:59,421
Maybe. Maybe it's not.

555
00:26:59,461 --> 00:27:02,421
Which part? You mean the job or...

556
00:27:03,861 --> 00:27:05,781
..doing this together?

557
00:27:05,821 --> 00:27:07,621
I don't know...

558
00:27:07,661 --> 00:27:10,701
what I... want.

559
00:27:10,741 --> 00:27:12,381
OK, then.

560
00:27:12,421 --> 00:27:15,021
I-I have no idea what's happening and I really...

561
00:27:15,061 --> 00:27:17,141
Right. See.

562
00:27:17,181 --> 00:27:19,381
I gotta get back to work.

563
00:27:19,421 --> 00:27:23,261
I have not told any of my family about this yet.

564
00:27:23,301 --> 00:27:25,581
Of course you haven't.

565
00:27:27,701 --> 00:27:29,701
(JAZZY VERSION OF "DECK THE HALLS")

566
00:27:34,621 --> 00:27:37,541
SOPHIE: This really gets you into the Christmas spirit.

567
00:27:37,581 --> 00:27:41,461
Oh! Luke just sent over our BCE checklist.

568
00:27:41,501 --> 00:27:44,421
BCE? Best Christmas Ever.

569
00:27:44,461 --> 00:27:48,981
(CHUCKLES)Luke is determined to prove he can be a superdad.

570
00:27:49,021 --> 00:27:52,701
We've got sledding, decorating the tree, cookies.

571
00:27:52,741 --> 00:27:55,181
Mm-hm. Carolling, pinata?

572
00:27:55,221 --> 00:27:57,621
Hi. I guess we can cross Santa's visit off the list.

573
00:27:57,661 --> 00:28:00,061
Assuming we get there before the mall closes.

574
00:28:00,101 --> 00:28:02,461
(SIGHS) Let's keep it snappy, folks.

575
00:28:02,501 --> 00:28:05,421
Yeah. Ma! I need...

576
00:28:05,461 --> 00:28:08,541
Oh, I need you to stand here with him while I have mama sit down.

577
00:28:08,581 --> 00:28:10,821
No, no, I'm gonna go home, let you guys have lunch.

578
00:28:10,861 --> 00:28:13,141
Get in line. Stand in line.

579
00:28:13,181 --> 00:28:15,701
I'm gonna stand in line. Thank you, honey.OK.

580
00:28:15,741 --> 00:28:18,821
Are you excited to see Santa, Uncle Stephan?

581
00:28:18,861 --> 00:28:21,341
I'm losing my mind.

582
00:28:21,381 --> 00:28:23,581
Uncle Taylor! What's up, T?

583
00:28:23,621 --> 00:28:27,341
Steph, what's on your wish list? Last altitude? (CHUCKLES)

584
00:28:27,381 --> 00:28:28,941
Hit me. Pow! Pow.

585
00:28:28,981 --> 00:28:31,301
(GRUNTS) Hey, just stand in line for a sec, buddy.

586
00:28:31,341 --> 00:28:32,941
I need to talk to you for a second.

587
00:28:33,941 --> 00:28:35,901
Would you be cool? I'm cool.

588
00:28:35,941 --> 00:28:37,541
Jerry escaped out the window.

589
00:28:37,581 --> 00:28:39,141
OK. OK?

590
00:28:39,181 --> 00:28:41,821
I need you to go to the house and-and look for him.

591
00:28:42,781 --> 00:28:45,581
Did he escape or did you do something stupid and he got away?

592
00:28:45,621 --> 00:28:47,541
What does it matter? Well, one's funnier.

593
00:28:47,581 --> 00:28:50,701
Look. I am a dead man. I have to be here.

594
00:28:50,741 --> 00:28:52,821
But you can go. No one will miss you.

595
00:28:52,861 --> 00:28:54,701
Oh, wow. That's flattering.

596
00:28:54,741 --> 00:28:58,701
Not going bird hunting. I promised T I would be here for Santa.

597
00:28:58,741 --> 00:29:02,101
It's his turn to go. Hey, buddy, let's do this. You ready?

598
00:29:02,141 --> 00:29:06,021
(CLEARS THROAT) Um... Nope. Um, no.

599
00:29:06,061 --> 00:29:09,741
I'm afraid Santa is going on break. What break? No. There's no break.

600
00:29:09,781 --> 00:29:11,501
Santa doesn't get a break. Santa's magic.

601
00:29:11,541 --> 00:29:13,621
Why does Santa need a break? What'd you do to the elf?

602
00:29:13,661 --> 00:29:14,901
Nothing. I just...

603
00:29:14,941 --> 00:29:17,661
Look, this young man has been waiting for nearly an hour, alright?

604
00:29:17,701 --> 00:29:22,541
And he needs to get home soon. So I would strongly appreciate

605
00:29:22,581 --> 00:29:24,661
if you would ask Santa to sit right where he is.

606
00:29:24,701 --> 00:29:26,421
Give him a jolly ho-ho-ho,

607
00:29:26,461 --> 00:29:29,301
and let our little nephew tell him what he wants for Christmas.

608
00:29:29,341 --> 00:29:31,941
Please, Mr Elf, please.

609
00:29:31,981 --> 00:29:33,861
See that? You can't say no to that.

610
00:29:33,901 --> 00:29:36,421
(CHUCKLES) Fine.

611
00:29:37,581 --> 00:29:39,701
You're a sweet little child. You may go!

612
00:29:39,741 --> 00:29:41,981
You got this! Make it quick.

613
00:29:42,021 --> 00:29:44,661
What are you doing? Saving us 20 bucks.

614
00:29:44,701 --> 00:29:47,141
Oh, my gosh.

615
00:29:47,181 --> 00:29:49,261
There we go.

616
00:29:49,301 --> 00:29:53,661
Our Christmas obligation to your child has been fulfilled.

617
00:29:53,701 --> 00:29:56,901
Now, may we go on break? Is that permissible?

618
00:29:56,941 --> 00:29:59,141
Free of threat, Hm?

619
00:29:59,941 --> 00:30:03,541
OK. Thank you. Thank you. You're welcome.

620
00:30:03,581 --> 00:30:06,421
Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, sir.

621
00:30:06,461 --> 00:30:08,621
Alright. Let's go! Someone's on the naughty list.

622
00:30:08,661 --> 00:30:11,581
Ouch! Oh! Ah!

623
00:30:11,621 --> 00:30:14,701
Oh. Ooh!

624
00:30:14,741 --> 00:30:18,901
Right. So how do they differ from real contractions? I wasn't sure.

625
00:30:18,941 --> 00:30:21,101
Can some body play with me? Right.

626
00:30:21,141 --> 00:30:23,421
Shh. Mommy's on the phone, sweetheart.

627
00:30:23,461 --> 00:30:25,381
I'll play with you in just a little while.

628
00:30:25,421 --> 00:30:28,301
That's great to hear. Hey, is everything OK?

629
00:30:28,341 --> 00:30:30,301
Yes. Yes? Yes.

630
00:30:30,341 --> 00:30:31,981
Yeah. Was that the doctor?

631
00:30:32,021 --> 00:30:33,501
What she say? Yeah.

632
00:30:33,541 --> 00:30:36,581
(CHUCKLES) I'm fine. Twins are fine. Good.

633
00:30:36,621 --> 00:30:39,061
Just Braxton Hicks. Totally normal. Yeah.

634
00:30:39,101 --> 00:30:40,981
But she wants me off my feet.

635
00:30:41,021 --> 00:30:42,821
Keep these muffins in a little longer.

636
00:30:42,861 --> 00:30:44,661
Well, that's it. You're staying here.

637
00:30:44,701 --> 00:30:46,341
All of you are gonna stay here.

638
00:30:46,381 --> 00:30:48,861
There will be someone to watch you while Luke is working.Mom.

639
00:30:48,901 --> 00:30:51,181
Stop it. What, are you kidding me? You'll stay in my room.

640
00:30:51,221 --> 00:30:53,621
End of discussion.

641
00:30:53,661 --> 00:30:56,061
Great. Sleepover.

642
00:30:56,101 --> 00:30:58,061
(SIGHS) (SIGHS)

643
00:30:59,981 --> 00:31:02,261
Well, that was eventful.

644
00:31:02,301 --> 00:31:04,501
(CHUCKLES) That's an understatement.

645
00:31:04,541 --> 00:31:06,581
I think I might just scoot back over to the...

646
00:31:06,621 --> 00:31:09,021
Jerry! He's gone.

647
00:31:09,061 --> 00:31:10,861
What?! What do you mean, gone?

648
00:31:10,901 --> 00:31:13,021
As in G-O-N-E?

649
00:31:13,061 --> 00:31:14,821
Yes. Stephan.

650
00:31:14,861 --> 00:31:18,301
As he was here when I left and now he's... gone.

651
00:31:18,341 --> 00:31:20,341
(GASPS) The window.

652
00:31:21,781 --> 00:31:23,301
Jerry! Jerry?

653
00:31:23,341 --> 00:31:24,981
Jerry!

654
00:31:28,301 --> 00:31:31,061
God, he's been out all night. Unfamiliar turf.

655
00:31:31,101 --> 00:31:33,981
He's not a cold weather bird. If something should happen to him...

656
00:31:34,021 --> 00:31:35,861
Dad, I'm sure he's gonna be OK.

657
00:31:35,901 --> 00:31:38,221
He's smart, resourceful.

658
00:31:38,261 --> 00:31:41,221
Remember how he used to play dead to get out of his cage?

659
00:31:41,261 --> 00:31:43,261
You don't say.

660
00:31:45,741 --> 00:31:47,781
Alright, I'm all set to go.

661
00:31:47,821 --> 00:31:49,461
Who's ready to go sledding?

662
00:31:49,501 --> 00:31:51,501
Oh, you have been so patient, Thomas,

663
00:31:51,541 --> 00:31:54,021
but I'm afraid you're gonna have to wait a little bit longer.

664
00:31:54,061 --> 00:31:57,061
But dad promised we'd go sledding today.I know.

665
00:31:57,101 --> 00:31:59,421
It's even on the list. Yeah.

666
00:31:59,461 --> 00:32:02,821
Uncle Stephan? Uncle Taylor? Oh. Sorry, buddy.

667
00:32:02,861 --> 00:32:05,861
We're-We're still kinda doing a little detective stuff here.

668
00:32:05,901 --> 00:32:08,501
Would love to, pal. Can you give me an hour, though?

669
00:32:08,541 --> 00:32:10,541
Where's the Christmas spirit?

670
00:32:10,581 --> 00:32:11,821
Barb? Yeah.

671
00:32:11,861 --> 00:32:14,221
Do you think that we could open one of the windows?

672
00:32:14,261 --> 00:32:15,941
Just in case he wants to fly back in?

673
00:32:15,981 --> 00:32:18,101
Yes. Yep. Good idea.

674
00:32:18,141 --> 00:32:20,861
Of course. Yes.

675
00:32:20,901 --> 00:32:24,661
And let me get you some hot cocoa to get you warmed up, huh?

676
00:32:24,701 --> 00:32:27,021
No. You know what? I'm gonna get back out there.

677
00:32:27,061 --> 00:32:30,461
Because odds of finding missing persons

678
00:32:30,501 --> 00:32:33,381
drops 76 percent in the first 24 hours.

679
00:32:33,421 --> 00:32:35,661
I wonder what it is for birds.

680
00:32:35,701 --> 00:32:37,541
(LUKE INHALES)

681
00:32:49,941 --> 00:32:52,301
You good, Chief? Yeah. How long have you been there?

682
00:32:52,341 --> 00:32:53,781
Oh. Long enough.

683
00:32:53,821 --> 00:32:56,221
Just giving my niece and nephews a little tour.

684
00:32:56,261 --> 00:32:58,661
Guys, say hi to Chief Brenner. ALL: Hi.

685
00:32:59,501 --> 00:33:01,141
What little cuties!

686
00:33:01,181 --> 00:33:03,021
(ALARM BLARING)

687
00:33:03,061 --> 00:33:05,101
Oh.

688
00:33:05,141 --> 00:33:07,261
Oh, yeah. Go ahead.

689
00:33:07,301 --> 00:33:08,941
I got it. You sure, Chief?

690
00:33:08,981 --> 00:33:11,461
Yeah. Come on. Easy peasy.

691
00:33:11,501 --> 00:33:14,541
(ALARM CONTINUES TO WAIL) (TRILLS LIPS) OK.

692
00:33:16,461 --> 00:33:21,021
So... you wanna see the fire trucks? Yeah!

693
00:33:21,061 --> 00:33:22,701
Alright, let's go!

694
00:33:25,021 --> 00:33:27,021
(PHONE RINGING)

695
00:33:31,701 --> 00:33:33,701
Guys! Don't run! Don't run!

696
00:33:33,741 --> 00:33:35,821
(SMASHING BUTTONS) Not the red buttons!

697
00:33:36,901 --> 00:33:39,061
Uh, where'd you guys go?

698
00:33:39,101 --> 00:33:42,301
Uh, maybe we shouldn't... Maybe we just keep this in here.

699
00:33:42,341 --> 00:33:44,341
(METALLIC CLANGING) Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

700
00:33:44,381 --> 00:33:46,421
Don't-Don't... Don't go up there.

701
00:33:46,461 --> 00:33:48,701
Don't go up there. Yeah. Keep it down.

702
00:33:48,741 --> 00:33:51,061
(METALLIC CRASH)

703
00:33:53,261 --> 00:33:56,541
Taylor Brenner, the man, the myth. You calling with good news?

704
00:33:56,581 --> 00:33:58,581
Should I send the private jet to come pick you up?

705
00:33:58,621 --> 00:34:01,021
No, no, no, not quite yet.

706
00:34:01,061 --> 00:34:06,341
Listen... this whole setting up shop in Silicon Valley thing,

707
00:34:06,381 --> 00:34:08,541
how stuck are we on that?

708
00:34:08,581 --> 00:34:11,101
Non-starter, my man. I need you here.

709
00:34:11,141 --> 00:34:13,141
Boots on the ground, making magic.

710
00:34:14,781 --> 00:34:16,781
What do we have to do to close this up?

711
00:34:16,821 --> 00:34:18,621
Tell you what. You hear that?

712
00:34:18,661 --> 00:34:21,021
(KEYS JINGLING) It's keys to an apartment.

713
00:34:21,061 --> 00:34:24,301
It's yours. Signing bonus. Boom! Let's do this.

714
00:34:25,141 --> 00:34:27,061
The only thing missing is a yes, baby.

715
00:34:27,101 --> 00:34:30,661
Well, you certainly make it hard to say no, No-ah.

716
00:34:30,701 --> 00:34:32,701
Then don't.

717
00:34:34,021 --> 00:34:37,581
Gonna need an answer by Christmas. Don't let me down.

718
00:34:37,621 --> 00:34:40,621
More importantly, Taylor, don't let yourself down.

719
00:34:41,661 --> 00:34:43,661
Peace out.

720
00:34:56,381 --> 00:34:58,981
Alright. Yes.

721
00:34:59,021 --> 00:35:01,021
This is the last of it. Oh, thank you.

722
00:35:01,061 --> 00:35:02,741
Yes, Mom. (DOOR CLOSES)

723
00:35:02,781 --> 00:35:04,781
(SIGHS) Any luck?

724
00:35:04,821 --> 00:35:07,621
Nope. Well, I am making Christmas cookies.

725
00:35:07,661 --> 00:35:10,341
And Christmas was saved.

726
00:35:10,381 --> 00:35:14,701
What in the world happened to you? And why is Thomas with you?

727
00:35:14,741 --> 00:35:16,701
Apparently, he pushed another kid at the park.

728
00:35:16,741 --> 00:35:19,621
Well, did that kid start it? It doesn't matter who started it.

729
00:35:19,661 --> 00:35:21,461
He's absolutely right.

730
00:35:21,501 --> 00:35:23,821
It does not matter that he started it.

731
00:35:23,861 --> 00:35:25,861
(WHISPERS) It does.

732
00:35:25,901 --> 00:35:27,941
That's not like you. No, it's not.

733
00:35:27,981 --> 00:35:30,501
He's not very sorry about it either, so he's going to his room.

734
00:35:30,541 --> 00:35:32,261
No, I'm not. I beg your pardon?

735
00:35:32,301 --> 00:35:35,261
I don't have a room here anymore. Gigi's selling the house!

736
00:35:35,301 --> 00:35:38,581
Oh, well, look, let's just take a breath here, OK?

737
00:35:38,621 --> 00:35:40,821
You know what I would really like to do right now?

738
00:35:40,861 --> 00:35:43,861
I would like all of us to make some Christmas cookies.

739
00:35:44,701 --> 00:35:48,661
Ma. He pushed a kid.OK, so he can push some cookies into the oven.

740
00:35:48,701 --> 00:35:51,301
What does that teach him? What does any of it teach?

741
00:35:51,341 --> 00:35:53,901
You're not even seeking to understand.What?

742
00:35:53,941 --> 00:35:55,821
I'm seeking to understand why Luke looks like

743
00:35:55,861 --> 00:35:57,741
he just came from a tween music festival.

744
00:35:57,781 --> 00:36:00,621
Oh, yeah? Lead singer was missing his fingerless gloves.

745
00:36:00,661 --> 00:36:02,581
You got some he can borrow? I do.

746
00:36:02,621 --> 00:36:04,901
Yeah.And they give me the power to do this.

747
00:36:04,941 --> 00:36:07,061
No, no, no, no. No.

748
00:36:07,101 --> 00:36:10,061
Do not put that finger in my face.

749
00:36:10,101 --> 00:36:11,701
(GASPS SOFTLY) Oh.

750
00:36:11,741 --> 00:36:13,941
Talking about these fingers? Don't.

751
00:36:13,981 --> 00:36:16,141
All day, every day. Bro.

752
00:36:16,181 --> 00:36:18,101
Hey! Don't touch my brother.

753
00:36:18,141 --> 00:36:20,221
Oh, you want to get chatty, too?

754
00:36:20,261 --> 00:36:23,301
I'm a bit of an animal guy myself there, Bob.I am an animal guy.

755
00:36:23,341 --> 00:36:25,901
Jerry, Jerry. He's our man. If I can't find him, no one can.

756
00:36:25,941 --> 00:36:28,541
I'm Taylor. Sometimes, I'm happy.

757
00:36:28,581 --> 00:36:30,901
And sometimes... ..I'm angry.

758
00:36:30,941 --> 00:36:32,421
(MEN YELL) (SIGHS)

759
00:36:32,461 --> 00:36:34,861
Knock. It. Off.

760
00:36:34,901 --> 00:36:37,981
Where did Thomas go? Merry Christmas. Where do you think?

761
00:36:38,021 --> 00:36:39,581
What kind of an example are you guys?

762
00:36:39,621 --> 00:36:42,621
(SIGHS) When is he starting fights?

763
00:36:42,661 --> 00:36:44,941
Things are slipping, and that's just with one.

764
00:36:44,981 --> 00:36:47,741
I had three at the fire station and I about lost my mind.

765
00:36:47,781 --> 00:36:49,501
I don't know how I'm gonna survive.

766
00:36:49,541 --> 00:36:51,421
Well, you will. I did.

767
00:36:51,461 --> 00:36:53,461
Dad didn't.

768
00:36:55,221 --> 00:37:00,101
Your dad didn't leave because he had three kids.

769
00:37:00,141 --> 00:37:03,381
He left because he gave up on himself.

770
00:37:04,261 --> 00:37:07,421
And that is not anything any of you will ever have to worry about.

771
00:37:07,461 --> 00:37:09,501
Because it's not who you are.

772
00:37:09,541 --> 00:37:13,941
You don't give up. Yes. Three kids can be a lot.

773
00:37:13,981 --> 00:37:17,101
Yes, you will worry all the time, three times as much.

774
00:37:17,141 --> 00:37:20,461
But you'll also... you'll get three times the love.

775
00:37:20,501 --> 00:37:23,621
You don't give up. That's it.

776
00:37:23,661 --> 00:37:26,781
Whatever comes at us, we handle it as a family.

777
00:37:26,821 --> 00:37:28,901
That's who we are. Got it?

778
00:37:28,941 --> 00:37:31,101
Yeah. OK. Good.

779
00:37:31,141 --> 00:37:33,581
Cos I thought we said best Christmas ever.

780
00:37:33,621 --> 00:37:36,541
And what do we have? We have a lost bird.

781
00:37:38,261 --> 00:37:40,021
An upset child.

782
00:37:41,541 --> 00:37:45,381
And whatever this is that you are going through.

783
00:37:46,661 --> 00:37:49,141
And zero Christmas!

784
00:37:49,181 --> 00:37:51,261
We don't even have a tree.

785
00:37:52,221 --> 00:37:55,061
ALL: It's on the list. Alright. OK.

786
00:37:55,101 --> 00:37:57,661
Everybody, grab an apron.

787
00:37:59,541 --> 00:38:02,501
Go get Thomas and anyone else who is in this house,

788
00:38:02,541 --> 00:38:05,501
because we are checking another thing off the list.

789
00:38:05,541 --> 00:38:07,421
We are making cookies.

790
00:38:07,461 --> 00:38:10,381
And just maybe for a little while,

791
00:38:10,421 --> 00:38:13,541
we can not be so grown up.

792
00:38:13,581 --> 00:38:15,621
Just for a little... Ma, Ma!

793
00:38:15,661 --> 00:38:17,301
OK, OK. Yeah. What?

794
00:38:17,341 --> 00:38:19,341
Just for a little bit. Two can play at this game.

795
00:38:19,381 --> 00:38:21,181
Oh, really? Pa-tah!

796
00:38:21,221 --> 00:38:23,101
(LAUGHING) Get her!

797
00:38:23,141 --> 00:38:25,141
(SQUEALS) Get her!

798
00:38:29,901 --> 00:38:32,341
Sorry I lost my patience today, buddy.

799
00:38:32,381 --> 00:38:35,781
It's just been a lot with everyone around,

800
00:38:35,821 --> 00:38:37,661
and the babies on the way,

801
00:38:37,701 --> 00:38:41,941
and I could have handled myself better today.

802
00:38:41,981 --> 00:38:45,061
I'm sorry. Everyone's always busy.

803
00:38:45,101 --> 00:38:47,861
It feels like everyone's forgotten about me.

804
00:38:47,901 --> 00:38:50,221
Is-Is that what this is about, Thomas?

805
00:38:50,261 --> 00:38:52,461
That's what you're worried about?

806
00:38:52,501 --> 00:38:54,901
It's impossible to forget about you.

807
00:38:54,941 --> 00:38:56,861
You're our whole world.

808
00:38:58,221 --> 00:39:00,741
But you'll have two more babies to love.

809
00:39:00,781 --> 00:39:02,501
I won't even see you.

810
00:39:02,541 --> 00:39:04,541
You're our first.

811
00:39:05,741 --> 00:39:08,781
OK, you're the reason why I'm a dad.

812
00:39:09,741 --> 00:39:11,221
That's yours and mine,

813
00:39:11,261 --> 00:39:15,541
and no new babies will ever take that away from us. OK?

814
00:39:16,861 --> 00:39:19,301
Hey. I love you...

815
00:39:19,341 --> 00:39:22,381
a million times a billion.

816
00:39:23,741 --> 00:39:26,981
I love you a billion times a quadrillion.

817
00:39:27,021 --> 00:39:30,221
(LAUGHS) That's not even a word!

818
00:39:30,261 --> 00:39:34,181
It's a word if he says it's a word. What's going on here?

819
00:39:34,221 --> 00:39:36,021
Sorry for pushing Eric at the park.

820
00:39:36,061 --> 00:39:39,061
Hey, I'm sorry that you thought you needed our attention.

821
00:39:39,101 --> 00:39:41,541
Oh, I think we've all been a little preoccupied

822
00:39:41,581 --> 00:39:43,701
with our own stuff lately. Yeah. We suck.

823
00:39:43,741 --> 00:39:46,021
(CHUCKLES)

824
00:39:46,061 --> 00:39:49,101
What's gonna happen to my room when Gigi sells the house?

825
00:39:50,861 --> 00:39:54,101
I think Gigi's gonna get you an even better room.Mm-hm.

826
00:39:54,141 --> 00:39:56,421
What will happen to yours?

827
00:39:57,781 --> 00:40:00,741
That I am still working on.

828
00:40:01,541 --> 00:40:03,541
You won't go far, will you?

829
00:40:03,581 --> 00:40:05,581
I'll tell you one thing.

830
00:40:07,461 --> 00:40:12,381
You, me, these geniuses, this is forever.

831
00:40:12,421 --> 00:40:15,981
What do you say I play hooky from work tomorrow...

832
00:40:17,061 --> 00:40:19,501
..and we start crossing these things off the list?

833
00:40:19,541 --> 00:40:21,541
I got an idea.

834
00:40:23,101 --> 00:40:25,261
(BIRDSONG)

835
00:40:30,381 --> 00:40:32,941
Hello?

836
00:40:32,981 --> 00:40:35,661
(ENGLISH ACCENTS)Milord. Are you prepared?

837
00:40:35,701 --> 00:40:38,461
Prepared for what? (BOTH MIMIC SWORDS ZINGING)

838
00:40:38,501 --> 00:40:41,141
A game, nay.

839
00:40:42,541 --> 00:40:44,701
A battle. (ZING)

840
00:40:44,741 --> 00:40:48,501
Forged right here in this very room when we were your age.

841
00:40:50,061 --> 00:40:52,941
Been waiting a long time for this one, boys.

842
00:40:52,981 --> 00:40:54,941
Welcome to...

843
00:40:54,981 --> 00:40:56,941
Medieval...

844
00:40:56,981 --> 00:40:59,421
Christmas... War.

845
00:41:00,581 --> 00:41:02,581
(TRUMPET SOUNDS)

846
00:41:06,461 --> 00:41:08,941
Cha-a-arge! (BATTLE CRIES)

847
00:41:19,021 --> 00:41:20,421
Stab!

848
00:41:22,021 --> 00:41:23,821
(BATTLE CRIES)

849
00:41:27,581 --> 00:41:30,301
As quick as you can, come on out! Yes!

850
00:41:30,341 --> 00:41:31,941
(ALL LAUGHING)

851
00:41:31,981 --> 00:41:34,181
(GROANS)

852
00:41:35,301 --> 00:41:37,901
ALL: (BATTLE CRIES) Charge!

853
00:41:38,741 --> 00:41:40,941
Good morning. Oh, Bob. Hi, Bob.

854
00:41:40,981 --> 00:41:43,061
Hey, Bob.

855
00:41:43,101 --> 00:41:45,661
Morning, Bob. GIGI: Wow!

856
00:41:45,701 --> 00:41:48,061
We're going to pick a tree. Yeah, we are.

857
00:41:48,101 --> 00:41:50,941
Great!Oh, that is Dad's favourite part of Christmas!

858
00:41:50,981 --> 00:41:55,261
Oh, he loves trekking into the woods and cutting down a tree.

859
00:41:55,301 --> 00:41:56,941
(GASPS) You should join them. Yes!

860
00:41:56,981 --> 00:42:00,021
Oh! Uh, I would love that.

861
00:42:00,061 --> 00:42:04,861
Uh, yeah. Thank you, sweetie, but, um, I think I'll take a pass.

862
00:42:07,941 --> 00:42:11,301
You know what, Bob? We'll chop one down in your honour.

863
00:42:11,341 --> 00:42:13,421
We love chopping down trees. Really?

864
00:42:13,461 --> 00:42:14,861
Mm-hm. They'd love it.

865
00:42:14,901 --> 00:42:16,821
Yeah. Especially Stephan.

866
00:42:16,861 --> 00:42:19,301
If trees had nightmares, they'd be about him.

867
00:42:19,341 --> 00:42:22,501
You know that's true. Yeah. No. I love chopping trees.

868
00:42:23,381 --> 00:42:26,261
Sometimes I'll go out in the woods sometimes and just chop them down.

869
00:42:26,301 --> 00:42:28,741
Chop. Just... That's not true. I respect nature.

870
00:42:28,781 --> 00:42:31,621
I would never just go and chop down a living tree.

871
00:42:31,661 --> 00:42:33,421
Son-in-law?

872
00:42:33,461 --> 00:42:35,461
Son... in awe.

873
00:42:36,861 --> 00:42:38,941
Welcome to the family, Bob.

874
00:42:38,981 --> 00:42:42,141
I think you look cute. Thanks.

875
00:42:42,181 --> 00:42:45,461
Why would you volunteer us to chop down a tree?

876
00:42:45,501 --> 00:42:47,741
Because it's cool. Also, to impress your new dad.

877
00:42:47,781 --> 00:42:49,301
You can always stick around,

878
00:42:49,341 --> 00:42:51,381
explain to him how you lost his one and only friend.

879
00:42:51,421 --> 00:42:54,661
What? What?! Hey, you know what, buddy?

880
00:42:54,701 --> 00:42:56,981
Here, go play with those for a sec.

881
00:42:57,021 --> 00:42:58,741
Dude! You lost his bird?

882
00:42:58,781 --> 00:43:00,821
I didn't lose the bird. It outsmarted him.

883
00:43:00,861 --> 00:43:02,901
It outsmarted... It didn't outsmart me!I knew it.

884
00:43:02,941 --> 00:43:05,261
He can never find out. OK? I need him to like me.

885
00:43:05,301 --> 00:43:07,421
Does it feel like he doesn't like me?

886
00:43:07,461 --> 00:43:08,821
Trick question.

887
00:43:08,861 --> 00:43:10,661
Why are you trying so hard? Oh, I don't know.

888
00:43:10,701 --> 00:43:13,261
Maybe I'm not great at the whole father-son relationship thing

889
00:43:13,301 --> 00:43:15,461
cos I've never had a father-son relationship thing.

890
00:43:15,501 --> 00:43:17,021
OK. Stop stressing, Stephan. Well-

891
00:43:17,061 --> 00:43:19,181
Speaking of stress.

892
00:43:19,221 --> 00:43:21,181
When did that go up?

893
00:43:23,141 --> 00:43:24,661
Can we stay focused?

894
00:43:24,701 --> 00:43:27,021
You guys aren't even torn up about this a little bit?

895
00:43:27,061 --> 00:43:29,541
A tree is not gonna cross itself off the list.

896
00:43:29,581 --> 00:43:31,821
Why don't we just pull out the fake? What?

897
00:43:32,621 --> 00:43:36,821
The fake? For our last Christmas in the house?

898
00:43:37,741 --> 00:43:40,461
Together? No.

899
00:43:41,941 --> 00:43:44,381
No, it's gotta be real.

900
00:43:44,421 --> 00:43:47,261
If you don't want to chop it down, then we're gonna do a pre-cut.

901
00:43:47,301 --> 00:43:50,221
That way, you can still pretend to be a man.Offended.

902
00:43:50,261 --> 00:43:53,901
And you can do your unhinged overcompensating list thing.

903
00:43:53,941 --> 00:43:55,381
Also offended.

904
00:43:55,421 --> 00:43:59,661
And all three of us are going to go and fix my problem.

905
00:43:59,701 --> 00:44:02,501
OK. It's three days away from Christmas.

906
00:44:02,541 --> 00:44:04,181
It's gonna be slim pickings. Yeah.

907
00:44:04,221 --> 00:44:06,541
What about the guy who sets up behind the mall?

908
00:44:06,581 --> 00:44:09,021
The Christmas trees, pets and more guy?

909
00:44:14,701 --> 00:44:16,701
Yeah. Why not?I'll drive.

910
00:44:22,421 --> 00:44:25,141
Enjoy.

911
00:44:26,621 --> 00:44:29,301
Four children's menus? Yeah, go.

912
00:44:32,941 --> 00:44:35,461
Using an adorable seven year old to do your bidding.

913
00:44:35,501 --> 00:44:38,141
He is cute. Is it working?

914
00:44:39,701 --> 00:44:42,181
No. Plan B.

915
00:44:42,221 --> 00:44:43,661
We would very much like

916
00:44:43,701 --> 00:44:47,221
if you could decorate Gigi's tree with us this evening,

917
00:44:47,261 --> 00:44:50,341
and forgive Uncle Taylor for being a...

918
00:44:51,221 --> 00:44:54,861
..dummy. Oh right, a ginormous dummy.

919
00:44:56,221 --> 00:44:59,461
He added the ginormous part. It was a choice, strong one.

920
00:44:59,501 --> 00:45:01,141
Stand by it. Me, too.

921
00:45:01,981 --> 00:45:04,981
Does this mean that he knows what he wants?

922
00:45:07,861 --> 00:45:09,941
It's a big menu. Lots of options.

923
00:45:09,981 --> 00:45:13,261
I have some ideas, but I would love to hear your...

924
00:45:14,741 --> 00:45:16,741
..recommendations.

925
00:45:17,861 --> 00:45:19,701
OK.

926
00:45:19,741 --> 00:45:21,621
I want to order ice cream.

927
00:45:21,661 --> 00:45:23,301
One ice cream coming up.

928
00:45:24,181 --> 00:45:26,861
Three. Two. One. Yay! GIGI: Yes!

929
00:45:28,461 --> 00:45:30,581
Woo-hoo! Well done!

930
00:45:30,621 --> 00:45:33,941
You cut that down? With his bare hands, Bob.

931
00:45:33,981 --> 00:45:37,261
You ever seen this guy swing an axe? Rugged. Masculine.

932
00:45:37,301 --> 00:45:39,381
Unnecessarily shirtless. OK.

933
00:45:39,421 --> 00:45:41,701
That is serious son-in-law material.

934
00:45:42,621 --> 00:45:44,461
Good job.

935
00:45:44,501 --> 00:45:47,781
You know what? Not bad.

936
00:45:48,621 --> 00:45:51,101
Not bad at all. GIGI: Yeah, it's fantastic.

937
00:45:51,141 --> 00:45:54,581
I love it. It's beautiful. It's a beautiful tree.

938
00:45:54,621 --> 00:45:56,061
Can I put up the ornaments now?

939
00:45:56,101 --> 00:45:58,061
Yes! Oh, yeah. Let's go buddy. Come on.

940
00:45:58,101 --> 00:45:59,501
(JERRY SQUAWKS)

941
00:45:59,541 --> 00:46:02,061
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Jerry! You came back!

942
00:46:03,181 --> 00:46:04,741
(LAUGHS)

943
00:46:04,781 --> 00:46:07,941
You're safe. Hey!

944
00:46:07,981 --> 00:46:10,061
And Christmas was saved!

945
00:46:10,101 --> 00:46:12,701
Never gets old. Come on.

946
00:46:12,741 --> 00:46:15,341
Yeah. (GASPS)

947
00:46:16,501 --> 00:46:18,621
LUKE: This is making out to be a great Christmas.

948
00:46:18,661 --> 00:46:22,101
Maybe one of the best Christmases ever.

949
00:46:22,981 --> 00:46:25,021
BOB: Jerry, I'm so happy you're safe.

950
00:46:25,061 --> 00:46:27,461
How did you get out of your cage? (SQUAWKS)

951
00:46:27,501 --> 00:46:29,661
Stephan.

952
00:46:29,701 --> 00:46:32,101
Uh... I knew it.

953
00:46:32,141 --> 00:46:34,181
I knew it! Can you really trust a bird?

954
00:46:34,221 --> 00:46:36,461
Really, Stephan? Rodent.

955
00:46:36,501 --> 00:46:38,421
I don't think name calling is appropriate.

956
00:46:38,461 --> 00:46:40,301
No, no, no. Rodent!

957
00:46:40,341 --> 00:46:43,421
Rodent! It's in the tree!

958
00:46:43,461 --> 00:46:46,701
(SCREAMING)

959
00:46:46,741 --> 00:46:49,581
It's right there. I see it! I see it!

960
00:46:49,621 --> 00:46:52,741
GIGI: Why is there a rodent in the tree!

961
00:46:52,781 --> 00:46:54,541
Get off my table!

962
00:46:54,581 --> 00:46:56,581
Did you see it? It's underneath the...

963
00:46:58,701 --> 00:47:00,421
They'll get it. Yeah.

964
00:47:00,461 --> 00:47:02,701
(SUSIE SQUEALS)

965
00:47:02,741 --> 00:47:05,941
Ah! Ow! Ah! It bit me!

966
00:47:11,621 --> 00:47:14,061
It bit me! It bit me!

967
00:47:14,981 --> 00:47:17,461
(PANTING) I got it.

968
00:47:20,781 --> 00:47:22,781
Christmas is ruined.

969
00:47:23,941 --> 00:47:27,021
This is the worst Christmas ever.

970
00:47:27,061 --> 00:47:29,141
Oh, buddy.

971
00:47:29,181 --> 00:47:31,101
Wow.

972
00:47:31,141 --> 00:47:33,581
I thought Christmas at my house was exciting.

973
00:47:33,621 --> 00:47:36,021
Cute guinea pig.

974
00:47:45,541 --> 00:47:49,541
(THUD) Um... babe?

975
00:47:52,861 --> 00:47:55,381
Where is the doctor with the rabies shot?

976
00:47:55,421 --> 00:47:59,661
Doctor!Let me make you a little more comfortable here, Bob. Sorry.

977
00:47:59,701 --> 00:48:01,581
Get off. Alright!

978
00:48:01,621 --> 00:48:05,781
If it isn't the Brenner boys. Wouldn't be Christmas without you.

979
00:48:05,821 --> 00:48:09,221
Doctor MacLaren. OK, let me see if I got this right.

980
00:48:10,261 --> 00:48:12,501
You got attacked by a rat. A guinea pig.

981
00:48:12,541 --> 00:48:15,141
You got attacked by a guinea pig. Yeah. Bit me on the foot.

982
00:48:15,181 --> 00:48:18,181
On the foot.And you passed out from seeing a guinea pig?

983
00:48:18,221 --> 00:48:20,461
Fiona. The guinea pig's name is Fiona?

984
00:48:20,501 --> 00:48:23,021
Ex-girlfriend, broke his heart. Can you not?

985
00:48:23,061 --> 00:48:24,901
Sorry. I'm nervous. I talk when I'm nervous.

986
00:48:24,941 --> 00:48:26,661
That was your ex-girlfriend? Plot twist.

987
00:48:26,701 --> 00:48:28,141
I thought she lived in Chicago.

988
00:48:28,181 --> 00:48:31,341
She did, then she moved to Silicon Valley.She what?

989
00:48:31,381 --> 00:48:34,661
Would someone please give me a rabies shot sometime this century?

990
00:48:35,541 --> 00:48:38,381
So did you see her in Silicon Valley? I didn't see her, see her.

991
00:48:38,421 --> 00:48:43,221
I saw her at the meeting. What? You what?

992
00:48:43,261 --> 00:48:46,581
Why was she at your meeting? She works for the company.

993
00:48:46,621 --> 00:48:49,141
She what?! Are you good?

994
00:48:49,181 --> 00:48:51,181
Look, I didn't realise at the time

995
00:48:51,221 --> 00:48:54,021
that she was the reason I got the offer to partner, to move.

996
00:48:54,061 --> 00:48:57,301
To move? You're moving?! Where was this information

997
00:48:57,341 --> 00:48:59,341
when we were all sharey-sharey in the driveway?

998
00:48:59,381 --> 00:49:01,181
You want to talk about sharey-sharey?

999
00:49:01,221 --> 00:49:03,941
Yeah. You want to share, Stephan? Not really. No.

1000
00:49:03,981 --> 00:49:06,301
Good news, Bob. You didn't get bit by anything.

1001
00:49:06,341 --> 00:49:08,381
Looks like you stepped on a Christmas ornament.

1002
00:49:08,421 --> 00:49:09,821
I will get you a Band-Aid.

1003
00:49:09,861 --> 00:49:12,741
OK. Is she-is she the reason why you don't want to take the job?

1004
00:49:14,381 --> 00:49:16,581
Should we examine your head?

1005
00:49:16,621 --> 00:49:18,741
Oh, yeah. He definitely needs his head examined.

1006
00:49:21,621 --> 00:49:23,941
Are you really moving?

1007
00:49:26,221 --> 00:49:28,021
GIGI: Taylor, what's going on?

1008
00:49:28,061 --> 00:49:31,181
They want me to move there, and I have until Christmas to make a decision.

1009
00:49:31,221 --> 00:49:32,701
What? Yeah.

1010
00:49:32,741 --> 00:49:34,861
But that's three days away. Yeah.

1011
00:49:39,301 --> 00:49:41,821
This is big. I know

1012
00:49:41,861 --> 00:49:44,581
(SIGHS) I'm very, very proud of you.

1013
00:49:44,621 --> 00:49:47,741
I just didn't realise I would have to be proud of you from afar.

1014
00:49:47,781 --> 00:49:50,181
Yeah. Neither did I.

1015
00:49:52,861 --> 00:49:55,261
Honestly, I think I've taken you all for granted.

1016
00:49:56,501 --> 00:50:00,541
And now that I'm faced with the idea of losing you, I...

1017
00:50:01,781 --> 00:50:03,501
..do not think I can do it.

1018
00:50:04,781 --> 00:50:07,141
I've never had the three of you

1019
00:50:07,181 --> 00:50:10,621
more than an arm's reach away, so I don't know.

1020
00:50:10,661 --> 00:50:12,701
I don't know if I like you all grown up.

1021
00:50:13,581 --> 00:50:16,221
I take that back. I do.

1022
00:50:16,261 --> 00:50:20,421
Yeah?I like you grown up just could you do it a little slower, please?

1023
00:50:22,061 --> 00:50:26,301
You know, this house could change.

1024
00:50:26,341 --> 00:50:29,741
The twins, they will come. Yes, they will.

1025
00:50:29,781 --> 00:50:34,101
And Stephan, Bob and the bird, you'll figure it out.

1026
00:50:35,341 --> 00:50:39,101
Taylor, you can move, but promise me we'll always have this.

1027
00:50:39,141 --> 00:50:41,061
Me and my boys.

1028
00:50:42,061 --> 00:50:44,421
Just, you know, keep in touch.

1029
00:50:45,541 --> 00:50:48,701
Can we get this Christmas back on track, please?

1030
00:50:48,741 --> 00:50:51,781
I could really use that. I'm sorry.

1031
00:50:51,821 --> 00:50:53,741
Nothing to be sorry for. Everybody get in.

1032
00:50:53,781 --> 00:50:56,581
How's this for backup? Coming in now.

1033
00:50:56,621 --> 00:50:58,821
My back. Best Christmas ever.

1034
00:50:58,861 --> 00:51:00,741
Best Christmas ever!

1035
00:51:07,181 --> 00:51:10,061
Remember last year when the tree tackled Luke?(LAUGHS)

1036
00:51:10,101 --> 00:51:12,741
I don't. Remember when Mom spent Christmas at Aunt Louise's?

1037
00:51:12,781 --> 00:51:15,181
And Thomas got to pick out his first Christmas tree?

1038
00:51:15,221 --> 00:51:17,181
The noble fir... ..is nobler.

1039
00:51:17,221 --> 00:51:19,381
I am going to go way back.

1040
00:51:19,421 --> 00:51:21,901
Taylor couldn't have been much more than two.

1041
00:51:21,941 --> 00:51:25,301
And Luke always puts the star on the top of the tree.

1042
00:51:25,341 --> 00:51:27,981
Well, Stephan tried once, but he got dizzy from the heights

1043
00:51:28,021 --> 00:51:30,461
and he threw up all over the tree. What?

1044
00:51:30,501 --> 00:51:34,421
That checks out. So Luke put Taylor on his shoulders.

1045
00:51:34,461 --> 00:51:36,461
And Stephan, you spotted them. Aw.

1046
00:51:36,501 --> 00:51:38,781
Yeah. You could barely.. you could barely reach it.

1047
00:51:38,821 --> 00:51:41,541
But you tried really hard. And it really warmed my heart.

1048
00:51:42,381 --> 00:51:44,381
Well, it's a lot of memories. Yeah.

1049
00:51:45,621 --> 00:51:47,621
Well...

1050
00:51:50,981 --> 00:51:52,901
Really? Mm-hm.

1051
00:51:52,941 --> 00:51:54,941
Yeah. OK. Fine.

1052
00:52:05,741 --> 00:52:07,741
Yeah. (CLEARS THROAT)

1053
00:52:07,781 --> 00:52:10,341
Alright. Alright, here we go. (CLEARS THROAT)

1054
00:52:10,381 --> 00:52:13,341
Brace yourself. Alright.

1055
00:52:13,381 --> 00:52:15,221
There he is. Reach!

1056
00:52:15,261 --> 00:52:16,541
I'm trying. Come on!

1057
00:52:16,581 --> 00:52:18,061
Get it up there. A little more.

1058
00:52:18,101 --> 00:52:21,181
There we go. Alright, get him down! Get him down!

1059
00:52:21,221 --> 00:52:23,221
(COUGHS) How'd we do, Ma? Yeah, Ma.

1060
00:52:23,261 --> 00:52:25,741
Oh. It is perfect.

1061
00:52:25,781 --> 00:52:28,501
Perfect. My Brenner men.

1062
00:52:28,541 --> 00:52:30,821
Excellent. (CHUCKLES)

1063
00:52:30,861 --> 00:52:33,381
Oh, my gosh, I wish Roy was here.

1064
00:52:33,421 --> 00:52:35,341
Oh, Ma. We're here. It's alright.

1065
00:52:35,381 --> 00:52:37,341
Oh, I know you are. We miss him, too, Ma.

1066
00:52:37,381 --> 00:52:40,301
Yeah. You do? Yeah. He doesn't, but...

1067
00:52:40,341 --> 00:52:42,541
Where are you? Roy's a good guy.

1068
00:52:42,581 --> 00:52:44,901
Yeah. Yeah.Thanks.

1069
00:52:44,941 --> 00:52:46,941
Thanks.

1070
00:52:52,901 --> 00:52:54,901
Good morning. Morning.

1071
00:52:55,981 --> 00:52:58,181
Morning. Morning, hon.

1072
00:52:58,221 --> 00:53:00,221
How's everybody? Good?

1073
00:53:01,861 --> 00:53:04,541
What do we want to do today, huh? Ice skating maybe?

1074
00:53:04,581 --> 00:53:08,181
Uh... Alright. OK. Bad idea.

1075
00:53:08,221 --> 00:53:10,821
Um, the Christmas market. We could do the Christmas market.

1076
00:53:10,861 --> 00:53:12,861
Oh, I don't think so. You don't think so?

1077
00:53:12,901 --> 00:53:15,741
Yeah. OK. Horse racing. Right.

1078
00:53:15,781 --> 00:53:19,461
No. You don't... Motorbikes through a ring of fire.

1079
00:53:19,501 --> 00:53:21,581
What's up, guys? What?What's going on?

1080
00:53:21,621 --> 00:53:25,501
You'd love it. Dad. What's this?

1081
00:53:25,541 --> 00:53:30,381
Barb, thank you for your hospitality, but I'm gonna be moving to a hotel.

1082
00:53:30,421 --> 00:53:32,581
Sir, if I could please say one thing.

1083
00:53:32,621 --> 00:53:34,661
You could, but you wouldn't change my mind.

1084
00:53:35,981 --> 00:53:38,541
Now, this house is a little more exciting than I'm used to.

1085
00:53:39,701 --> 00:53:43,181
So we'll catch up later, Susie Bear. Of course. Mwah.

1086
00:53:44,301 --> 00:53:47,461
Enjoy your Christmas. We will.

1087
00:53:50,901 --> 00:53:55,341
Sorry about last night, uh... surprising you.

1088
00:53:55,381 --> 00:53:58,941
I just thought I'd pop in and say Merry Christmas

1089
00:53:58,981 --> 00:54:01,341
to the family while I was in town.

1090
00:54:01,381 --> 00:54:04,421
Yeah, the old ex-girlfriend pop in.

1091
00:54:04,461 --> 00:54:06,261
Totally normal.

1092
00:54:06,301 --> 00:54:07,941
Is your head OK?

1093
00:54:11,181 --> 00:54:14,581
Look, three years ago, you disappeared to Chicago.

1094
00:54:14,621 --> 00:54:16,541
Ripped my heart out of my chest.

1095
00:54:16,581 --> 00:54:20,861
Never heard from you again. Now you are recruiting me for a job.

1096
00:54:20,901 --> 00:54:23,501
Popping in to say hi. What's going on here, Fi?

1097
00:54:23,541 --> 00:54:28,141
The company is looking for a strategic partner and...

1098
00:54:29,061 --> 00:54:31,861
..you're the best. You are a pain, absolutely.

1099
00:54:31,901 --> 00:54:34,821
But the very best there is.

1100
00:54:34,861 --> 00:54:37,421
Would you have taken the meeting if you knew I was there?

1101
00:54:37,461 --> 00:54:39,101
Yeah, I don't know.

1102
00:54:39,141 --> 00:54:41,221
What I do know is that I um...

1103
00:54:42,021 --> 00:54:44,541
..worked very hard to get to where I am.

1104
00:54:45,421 --> 00:54:48,021
And I have also built a whole new life

1105
00:54:48,061 --> 00:54:50,141
that I would very much like to keep so...

1106
00:54:51,381 --> 00:54:53,941
..if I do accept,

1107
00:54:53,981 --> 00:54:55,941
you need to be OK with that.

1108
00:54:55,981 --> 00:54:59,261
No more pop-ins, promise.

1109
00:55:00,381 --> 00:55:02,781
Please. (CHUCKLES)

1110
00:55:02,821 --> 00:55:05,101
Knock, knock.

1111
00:55:05,141 --> 00:55:07,341
Hey.

1112
00:55:07,381 --> 00:55:09,461
Got some breakfast for you.

1113
00:55:18,581 --> 00:55:21,941
I am so sorry about last night.

1114
00:55:21,981 --> 00:55:24,221
Random animal in the tree was not the plan.

1115
00:55:24,261 --> 00:55:27,581
Thomas was really upset. I'll fix that. But Soph...

1116
00:55:29,901 --> 00:55:33,901
..I need to tell you how grateful I am for you.

1117
00:55:33,941 --> 00:55:36,781
I woke up this morning feeling so lucky.

1118
00:55:36,821 --> 00:55:39,101
And I promise

1119
00:55:39,141 --> 00:55:41,981
I will never become Tim.

1120
00:55:42,821 --> 00:55:44,821
Who's Tim?

1121
00:55:45,741 --> 00:55:47,661
The guy, you know, from class.

1122
00:55:49,101 --> 00:55:51,461
Why are you thinking about him?

1123
00:55:53,421 --> 00:55:57,501
I'm not. I mean, that's the point?

1124
00:55:57,541 --> 00:56:00,101
OK. Great.

1125
00:56:01,301 --> 00:56:03,301
I feel just as lucky.

1126
00:56:03,341 --> 00:56:07,301
And I am so grateful for you. Aw, babe.

1127
00:56:07,341 --> 00:56:10,741
And I have something special for you.Really?

1128
00:56:12,981 --> 00:56:14,981
Happy anniversary.

1129
00:56:18,461 --> 00:56:19,901
Happy anniversary?

1130
00:56:34,141 --> 00:56:36,421
It happened.

1131
00:56:36,461 --> 00:56:38,661
I've become Tim.

1132
00:56:45,261 --> 00:56:47,261
How many have you had there, big guy?

1133
00:56:48,181 --> 00:56:50,221
(GRUNTS)

1134
00:56:50,261 --> 00:56:52,501
I forgot our anniversary.

1135
00:56:53,301 --> 00:56:55,741
Never forgotten anything like this in my life.

1136
00:56:55,781 --> 00:56:57,781
Except that time you forgot a baby.

1137
00:56:57,821 --> 00:57:00,301
Christmas is a mess, and one little guy

1138
00:57:00,341 --> 00:57:03,141
who should be loving it more than anyone thinks it's ruined.

1139
00:57:03,181 --> 00:57:06,101
Back alley tree guy, not a good idea. That's on me.

1140
00:57:06,141 --> 00:57:08,981
I agreed to it. Father of the year.

1141
00:57:09,021 --> 00:57:11,621
Cos I was so concerned with impressing Bob.

1142
00:57:11,661 --> 00:57:15,381
Steph... you are impressive.

1143
00:57:15,421 --> 00:57:17,381
I have always looked up to you.

1144
00:57:17,421 --> 00:57:20,741
And not just because you are a hundred feet tall.

1145
00:57:20,781 --> 00:57:24,981
But because who you are is a hundred feet tall.

1146
00:57:27,661 --> 00:57:31,981
And you? You are the best dad a kid could ask for.

1147
00:57:32,901 --> 00:57:35,101
Watching you with T over the years

1148
00:57:35,141 --> 00:57:38,221
has made me believe in fathers again.

1149
00:57:40,061 --> 00:57:42,861
Made me believe that even maybe one day...

1150
00:57:44,181 --> 00:57:46,541
..who knows, maybe I could do it, too.

1151
00:57:47,621 --> 00:57:50,341
Now look, I know I'm the worst brother.

1152
00:57:50,381 --> 00:57:52,701
And I never tell you guys how I feel about you.

1153
00:57:52,741 --> 00:57:54,661
But the truth is, you are both...

1154
00:57:55,941 --> 00:57:57,661
..my best friends.

1155
00:57:59,661 --> 00:58:02,221
Hey. Tay.

1156
00:58:03,621 --> 00:58:05,341
You are absolutely...

1157
00:58:06,141 --> 00:58:07,781
..the worst brother.

1158
00:58:10,021 --> 00:58:11,861
I know a thing or two about fear,

1159
00:58:11,901 --> 00:58:14,541
and you can't let it dictate what you do

1160
00:58:14,581 --> 00:58:16,461
when you're chasing something you love,

1161
00:58:16,501 --> 00:58:18,661
worked your whole life for.

1162
00:58:19,501 --> 00:58:22,061
I don't think this job is worth it. What if it is?

1163
00:58:22,101 --> 00:58:24,501
What if it's the best thing that ever happened to you?

1164
00:58:24,541 --> 00:58:26,181
You won't know until you try, T.

1165
00:58:26,221 --> 00:58:30,221
And like you said, this right here, it's always gonna be here.

1166
00:58:30,261 --> 00:58:32,781
Absolutely.

1167
00:58:32,821 --> 00:58:37,341
OK. This mess of a Christmas cannot be our last.

1168
00:58:37,381 --> 00:58:40,701
Put it on the list. I gotta fix things with Soph.

1169
00:58:40,741 --> 00:58:43,581
I blew it. You didn't blow it.

1170
00:58:43,621 --> 00:58:46,581
OK, maybe you blew it, but Sophie knows you, man.

1171
00:58:46,621 --> 00:58:48,501
Come on. You're Luke Brenner.

1172
00:58:48,541 --> 00:58:51,461
If perfect was a person, it would be you.

1173
00:58:51,501 --> 00:58:54,861
You square-jawed, firefighting legend.

1174
00:58:54,901 --> 00:58:57,301
First thing on the list...

1175
00:58:58,261 --> 00:59:01,341
..Sophie, anniversary gift. Yeah!

1176
00:59:02,701 --> 00:59:05,221
Now you.

1177
00:59:05,261 --> 00:59:08,261
I mean, if this wedding's got any chance at all,

1178
00:59:08,301 --> 00:59:11,021
I gotta smooth things over with Susie a-and Bob.Love that.

1179
00:59:11,061 --> 00:59:14,501
OK. Next thing we're gonna do, Bob over for dinner tomorrow night.

1180
00:59:14,541 --> 00:59:16,061
Yeah.OK. That's right.

1181
00:59:16,101 --> 00:59:20,101
And we are gonna show him that you are the ideal son-in-law.

1182
00:59:20,141 --> 00:59:23,741
Yeah. And not just some bird-losing liar.

1183
00:59:23,781 --> 00:59:26,421
Ah, go back to the other guy. I went too hard?Yeah.

1184
00:59:26,461 --> 00:59:29,661
You're a legend. Yeah!

1185
00:59:29,701 --> 00:59:32,101
Oh! Ow!

1186
00:59:32,141 --> 00:59:34,141
You'll be alright. Yeah.

1187
00:59:35,821 --> 00:59:37,821
Wait! How do we fix things with Thomas?

1188
00:59:37,861 --> 00:59:41,101
Yeah. We don't even know what he wants for Christmas yet.

1189
00:59:41,141 --> 00:59:44,781
We're relying on some mall Santa to leave it under the tree for him.

1190
00:59:52,101 --> 00:59:54,141
BOTH: He's got an idea.

1191
00:59:58,021 --> 01:00:00,021
Santa sees a hundred kids a day. He's not gonna know who Thomas is.

1192
01:00:00,021 --> 01:00:01,301
Santa sees a hundred kids a day. He's not gonna know who Thomas is.

1193
01:00:01,341 --> 01:00:03,581
I think he might.

1194
01:00:03,621 --> 01:00:05,381
What did you two do?

1195
01:00:05,421 --> 01:00:08,981
No, no, no. Once was enough.

1196
01:00:09,021 --> 01:00:13,221
Why do you three insist on trying to ruin my Christmas?!

1197
01:00:13,261 --> 01:00:15,861
He's just joking. He's kidding around.

1198
01:00:15,901 --> 01:00:17,261
We go way back. Yeah.

1199
01:00:17,301 --> 01:00:21,061
What's up with this guy? Ah, we had a slight altercation.

1200
01:00:21,101 --> 01:00:22,701
Hi. Hi.

1201
01:00:22,741 --> 01:00:26,301
I want you to stay away from me! Hold on. Hold on now.

1202
01:00:26,341 --> 01:00:29,261
OK? I have a question about my son, Thomas. That's it.

1203
01:00:30,181 --> 01:00:33,061
I know exactly who your son is!

1204
01:00:33,101 --> 01:00:35,221
Ah, I knew it. Mr B.

1205
01:00:35,261 --> 01:00:37,421
Yes. That's right.

1206
01:00:37,461 --> 01:00:41,101
After you three maniacs destroyed my musical last year,

1207
01:00:41,141 --> 01:00:44,701
I was forced to take a sabbatical to reset.

1208
01:00:44,741 --> 01:00:46,661
And when I returned to the school,

1209
01:00:46,701 --> 01:00:49,021
they told me they hired a new drama teacher.

1210
01:00:49,061 --> 01:00:51,421
One without a hair-trigger temper,

1211
01:00:51,461 --> 01:00:54,141
and an inordinate amount of upper-body tension.

1212
01:00:54,181 --> 01:00:58,461
But right now, I'm forced to do odd jobs just to get by.

1213
01:00:58,501 --> 01:01:02,141
Wow.I played Hamlet at the Delacorte Free Theatre

1214
01:01:02,181 --> 01:01:03,981
in a performance that critics praised

1215
01:01:04,021 --> 01:01:06,741
as worth every penny and stomach-able.

1216
01:01:06,781 --> 01:01:09,221
And now I'm an elf...

1217
01:01:10,301 --> 01:01:11,741
..in a mall made for shopping.

1218
01:01:11,781 --> 01:01:13,341
Couldn't get the job as Santa, huh?

1219
01:01:13,381 --> 01:01:15,181
It's very political. It's such a shame.

1220
01:01:15,221 --> 01:01:17,701
And who you know. What is happening here?

1221
01:01:17,741 --> 01:01:21,061
I just need to know what Thomas asked for for Christmas.

1222
01:01:21,101 --> 01:01:23,301
(SCOFFS) You want my help? Yes.

1223
01:01:23,341 --> 01:01:25,581
Oh. (LAUGHS)

1224
01:01:25,621 --> 01:01:27,901
Cos I could help you. I...

1225
01:01:27,941 --> 01:01:30,621
I have it written down here on this list.Perfect.

1226
01:01:30,661 --> 01:01:32,461
Oh. I could do something of value.

1227
01:01:32,501 --> 01:01:35,181
Amazing.That's exactly what my therapist said I should do.

1228
01:01:35,221 --> 01:01:39,221
But they're not here right now. And why would I help you?

1229
01:01:40,261 --> 01:01:41,981
After all you've done to me.

1230
01:01:42,981 --> 01:01:44,581
Security! ALL: No, no, no.

1231
01:01:44,621 --> 01:01:46,581
Escort these out of here! No, alright.

1232
01:01:47,981 --> 01:01:50,821
Get... Don't you dare! Don't you...

1233
01:01:52,661 --> 01:01:55,661
That is my clipboard. This is official Santa business!

1234
01:01:59,861 --> 01:02:02,701
I've got super strength! (GRUNTS)

1235
01:02:02,741 --> 01:02:04,581
Ah!

1236
01:02:04,621 --> 01:02:07,741
(CHILDREN SCREAM)

1237
01:02:07,781 --> 01:02:09,861
(GLASS SHATTERS)

1238
01:02:09,901 --> 01:02:13,101
(CHILDREN YELL) (SLEIGH CLATTERS)

1239
01:02:14,301 --> 01:02:16,301
(FRAME THUDS)

1240
01:02:16,341 --> 01:02:18,341
(WHIMPERS)

1241
01:02:18,381 --> 01:02:20,421
(BACKDROP CREAKS)

1242
01:02:20,461 --> 01:02:23,021
(WHIMPERS)

1243
01:02:26,141 --> 01:02:28,501
(SHOUTS) Why is there confetti?!

1244
01:02:29,821 --> 01:02:32,101
OK.

1245
01:02:32,141 --> 01:02:34,021
What have you done?

1246
01:02:34,061 --> 01:02:35,821
You menaces!

1247
01:02:35,861 --> 01:02:38,341
You... plagues!

1248
01:02:38,381 --> 01:02:41,181
You want to know what your son wants for Christmas?

1249
01:02:41,221 --> 01:02:43,941
(CHUCKLES) He wants a Mighty Mech.

1250
01:02:43,981 --> 01:02:47,141
Yes. The most popular toy of the season.

1251
01:02:47,181 --> 01:02:50,261
Oh, yeah. The one that, as soon as it's restocked,

1252
01:02:50,301 --> 01:02:52,101
immediately sells out again!

1253
01:02:52,141 --> 01:02:55,741
(CACKLES) You're too late!

1254
01:02:56,621 --> 01:02:58,981
You're too late, Brenner brothers.

1255
01:02:59,021 --> 01:03:00,581
(LAUGHS)

1256
01:03:00,621 --> 01:03:04,661
Merry Christmas, Brenners. (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)

1257
01:03:04,701 --> 01:03:07,941
Hey, this is a big mistake. Is that necessary?

1258
01:03:07,981 --> 01:03:10,141
I'm fragile. (SIGHS)

1259
01:03:10,181 --> 01:03:11,901
This is great. Yeah.

1260
01:03:11,941 --> 01:03:14,701
What are we gonna do now? (TYRES SCREECH)

1261
01:03:15,821 --> 01:03:17,461
Looks like I found the nerd convention.

1262
01:03:17,501 --> 01:03:20,341
Cos... you guys would be at it.

1263
01:03:20,381 --> 01:03:22,901
Nice, Mark LaClark. What's up?

1264
01:03:22,941 --> 01:03:26,901
We're trying to get a toy for Thomas. There was a... misunderstanding.

1265
01:03:26,941 --> 01:03:29,581
Misunderstanding. Misunderstanding's my middle name.

1266
01:03:29,621 --> 01:03:32,741
Uno momento los nerdos. Alright.

1267
01:03:32,781 --> 01:03:36,741
(TYRES SCREECH) (CAR DOOR CLOSES) Ah! How did you get here so fast?

1268
01:03:36,781 --> 01:03:39,541
I never left. I'm everywhere.

1269
01:03:39,581 --> 01:03:43,261
So what toy does the kid want? Flippers. Karma blocks. Vitamix.

1270
01:03:43,301 --> 01:03:45,381
Shop-vac. Samurai sword. Mighty Mech, actually.

1271
01:03:45,421 --> 01:03:47,461
Mighty Mech? Yeah.He's got taste!

1272
01:03:47,501 --> 01:03:50,101
You can teach it to do stuff. It can... It can talk to you.

1273
01:03:50,141 --> 01:03:52,141
It can be your best friend. That's why I'm here.

1274
01:03:52,181 --> 01:03:54,621
I'm gonna get one myself. Well, good luck with that.

1275
01:03:54,661 --> 01:03:57,741
They sell out in seconds. Can't spell LaClark without luck.

1276
01:03:57,781 --> 01:03:59,541
And a couple other letters.

1277
01:03:59,581 --> 01:04:01,501
Inventory reports, truck delivery schedules,

1278
01:04:01,541 --> 01:04:03,701
stock clerks, ship rotation. None of that matters.

1279
01:04:03,741 --> 01:04:05,821
We still have to get past security at the front door.

1280
01:04:05,861 --> 01:04:08,621
Hm. They're looking for three fashionless ding dongs.

1281
01:04:09,981 --> 01:04:11,821
We're gonna blend into the chaos.

1282
01:04:12,781 --> 01:04:16,101
# Well, it's Christmas time Pretty baby

1283
01:04:16,141 --> 01:04:19,981
# And snow is falling on the ground # Christmas

1284
01:04:20,021 --> 01:04:21,701
# Christmas

1285
01:04:21,741 --> 01:04:25,061
# Well, you'll be a real good little baby

1286
01:04:25,101 --> 01:04:29,301
# Santa Claus is back in town Yes, he is #

1287
01:04:31,021 --> 01:04:33,341
Why are you in disguise? Let me have this!

1288
01:04:39,781 --> 01:04:42,141
OK. The Mighty Mech display is right around the corner.

1289
01:04:42,181 --> 01:04:43,341
Do you wanna sync watches?

1290
01:04:43,381 --> 01:04:45,701
They're gonna restock the shelves in under five minutes.

1291
01:04:45,741 --> 01:04:47,741
Yeah.Mine doesn't work. I only have a cell phone.

1292
01:04:47,781 --> 01:04:49,781
Amateurs! Hey, why do they have one already?

1293
01:04:49,821 --> 01:04:52,021
Oh, no. Somebody jumped the gun. What?

1294
01:04:52,061 --> 01:04:54,301
It's every man for himself. Wait. Mark LaClark!

1295
01:04:55,621 --> 01:04:57,421
Wow! A traitor. It's OK boys, we got this.

1296
01:04:57,461 --> 01:04:59,621
(PHONE RINGING) As long as we stick together.

1297
01:04:59,661 --> 01:05:01,741
Yeah. Oh, that's Caroline, I gotta go.

1298
01:05:01,781 --> 01:05:04,581
Are you serious? Yeah. I gotta take this. Bye.

1299
01:05:04,621 --> 01:05:07,541
CAROLINE: (ON PHONE) Oh. Hi there. I'm looking for the king of morons.

1300
01:05:07,581 --> 01:05:10,541
You found him. Thank you so much for calling me.

1301
01:05:12,221 --> 01:05:13,981
(GASPS)

1302
01:05:14,901 --> 01:05:17,301
It's empty! There! It's right there!

1303
01:05:19,781 --> 01:05:21,741
Get her, Luke! Get. Get. (WOMAN YELLS)

1304
01:05:21,781 --> 01:05:24,461
Look, I'm sorry I didn't tell you about Fiona, OK?

1305
01:05:24,501 --> 01:05:27,461
I wasn't sure I wanted the job, and honestly, it didn't feel relevant.

1306
01:05:27,501 --> 01:05:29,261
(LUKE SCREAMS)

1307
01:05:29,301 --> 01:05:31,501
You can't leave me in the dark like that, alright?

1308
01:05:31,541 --> 01:05:33,381
That's not how a relationship works.

1309
01:05:33,421 --> 01:05:35,661
I should have handled this a million times better.

1310
01:05:35,701 --> 01:05:40,781
And I would really love to talk about this in person.

1311
01:05:40,821 --> 01:05:43,301
I don't see it! Come on!

1312
01:05:44,581 --> 01:05:47,901
As much as it pains me to do this right now given the...

1313
01:05:47,941 --> 01:05:51,181
gravity of the situation, I'm gonna have to call you back.

1314
01:05:51,221 --> 01:05:54,341
Seriously? I know, I'm the worst.

1315
01:05:55,221 --> 01:05:57,021
I was gone three minutes!

1316
01:05:58,021 --> 01:06:00,701
(SLOW-MO) Hang on boys, I'm coming!

1317
01:06:00,741 --> 01:06:02,981
(DRAMATIC, JAUNTY ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)

1318
01:06:13,781 --> 01:06:15,381
I got it!

1319
01:06:15,421 --> 01:06:17,941
I got it! BOTH: Yes!

1320
01:06:17,981 --> 01:06:19,981
Ha-ha! (OFFICER CLEARS THROAT)

1321
01:06:21,221 --> 01:06:23,581
What seems to be the problem, officer?

1322
01:06:24,821 --> 01:06:26,821
(JAIL CELL DOOR CLUNKING)

1323
01:06:40,061 --> 01:06:43,621
Boys, I need you. Susie, come on in.

1324
01:06:44,901 --> 01:06:47,821
Yeah, Mom? Come on, have a seat, guys.

1325
01:06:47,861 --> 01:06:50,501
I need to talk to you. Please, Taylor.

1326
01:06:50,541 --> 01:06:52,061
Yeah. I need you.

1327
01:06:52,101 --> 01:06:54,101
Coming. Thank you.

1328
01:06:54,141 --> 01:06:55,701
(SIGHS)

1329
01:06:57,421 --> 01:07:01,061
So after the other night's debacle, somehow, miraculously,

1330
01:07:01,101 --> 01:07:03,101
Susie has convinced her father...

1331
01:07:04,141 --> 01:07:06,901
..to join us again for dinner tonight.

1332
01:07:08,101 --> 01:07:11,021
So I wanna be very clear. We are gonna have a nice and normal dinner.

1333
01:07:11,061 --> 01:07:15,261
Do you understand me? Nice AND normal.

1334
01:07:16,781 --> 01:07:18,781
So...

1335
01:07:20,621 --> 01:07:22,421
..fake it?

1336
01:07:22,461 --> 01:07:24,781
Oh, I don't care.

1337
01:07:24,821 --> 01:07:27,541
Just get 'er done. Yeah, Mom.

1338
01:07:29,941 --> 01:07:32,741
Sus, Sus. Sus!

1339
01:07:34,021 --> 01:07:36,061
(SIGHS) Look.

1340
01:07:36,101 --> 01:07:39,101
I know that this week has been just one thing after another.

1341
01:07:39,141 --> 01:07:42,701
And I have gotten in my own way at every conceivable turn.

1342
01:07:42,741 --> 01:07:46,181
But tonight, I'm gonna mend things with your dad, I promise.

1343
01:07:46,221 --> 01:07:47,661
And then we can, you know,

1344
01:07:47,701 --> 01:07:50,061
we'll get back to just planning the wedding.

1345
01:07:50,101 --> 01:07:52,541
Stephan, you were in jail last night.

1346
01:07:52,581 --> 01:07:56,701
I don't suppose that changes my status to elite bad boy?

1347
01:07:58,061 --> 01:08:02,821
I love you and I... I absolutely want to marry you one day.

1348
01:08:02,861 --> 01:08:06,741
But this... This has just been a lot.

1349
01:08:07,581 --> 01:08:10,461
I think we should put a pin in the wedding planning for now,

1350
01:08:10,501 --> 01:08:13,501
and just get through Christmas.

1351
01:08:16,941 --> 01:08:18,821
Thank you so much for coming, Bob.

1352
01:08:18,861 --> 01:08:21,741
I know things can get a little heightened around here,

1353
01:08:21,781 --> 01:08:23,541
but this is lovely.

1354
01:08:23,581 --> 01:08:25,341
How have you been enjoying your stay?

1355
01:08:25,381 --> 01:08:28,581
Seattle, it's just beautiful at Christmas time.

1356
01:08:28,621 --> 01:08:31,661
Yeah, mostly just sitting around.

1357
01:08:31,701 --> 01:08:33,821
Not much I can do with this foot.

1358
01:08:33,861 --> 01:08:35,901
TAYLOR: How's that healing up there, Bob?

1359
01:08:35,941 --> 01:08:37,941
Slowly.

1360
01:08:37,981 --> 01:08:39,621
How's your head?

1361
01:08:39,661 --> 01:08:41,701
Nice. Normal.

1362
01:08:43,421 --> 01:08:47,461
Do you see the tree, Bob? Came together beautifully.

1363
01:08:47,501 --> 01:08:51,341
Oh, right. Yeah, the one you chopped down.

1364
01:08:52,821 --> 01:08:55,101
Ah... Did you bring Jerry?

1365
01:08:56,341 --> 01:09:00,421
Uh, no. Jerry hasn't really been himself since the incident,

1366
01:09:00,461 --> 01:09:02,541
so I left him behind at the hotel.

1367
01:09:02,581 --> 01:09:04,661
You know, where it's safe.

1368
01:09:04,701 --> 01:09:06,061
Dad was in jail last night.

1369
01:09:06,101 --> 01:09:08,541
(EVERYONE TALKING OVER EACH OTHER)

1370
01:09:08,581 --> 01:09:11,021
And Uncle Stephan and Uncle Taylor were there, too.

1371
01:09:11,061 --> 01:09:12,541
Yeah, so I've heard.

1372
01:09:12,581 --> 01:09:15,461
If this week is any indication on how the wedding is going to go...

1373
01:09:15,501 --> 01:09:17,421
Well, you don't have to worry about it, Bob,

1374
01:09:17,461 --> 01:09:19,501
because the wedding is on pause.

1375
01:09:20,781 --> 01:09:24,501
Oh. You know, that's probably for the best.

1376
01:09:31,341 --> 01:09:33,501
You know what, Bob? Ma.

1377
01:09:33,541 --> 01:09:35,781
You're new to this family, so I'll give you a break.

1378
01:09:35,821 --> 01:09:37,901
My sons, they love each other.

1379
01:09:38,821 --> 01:09:41,901
There's nothing they wouldn't do for each other.

1380
01:09:41,941 --> 01:09:45,701
Are they perfect? No, they're not perfect. Far from it.

1381
01:09:45,741 --> 01:09:50,461
Stephan loves your daughter more than anything in this world,

1382
01:09:50,501 --> 01:09:53,421
and he has fought all week to get your approval.

1383
01:09:53,461 --> 01:09:57,701
Look, so he doesn't forge drill bits

1384
01:09:57,741 --> 01:10:01,661
and chop down trees or befriend Cockatiels.

1385
01:10:01,701 --> 01:10:04,461
Stop listing things. But he has the biggest heart.

1386
01:10:04,501 --> 01:10:08,981
The kindest, most sincere, compassionate man I have ever known.

1387
01:10:09,021 --> 01:10:11,341
His heart is bigger than all of ours put together,

1388
01:10:11,381 --> 01:10:15,781
and the love that he has for Susie doesn't need your approval.

1389
01:10:17,021 --> 01:10:18,621
It should be embraced.

1390
01:10:18,661 --> 01:10:21,461
I don't know what more you could want for your daughter.

1391
01:10:21,501 --> 01:10:25,461
(GARBLES) That kind of love doesn't come along very often.

1392
01:10:25,501 --> 01:10:29,541
I know I've spent what feels like a lifetime looking for it.

1393
01:10:31,141 --> 01:10:36,221
We should be doing everything in our power to protect it,

1394
01:10:36,261 --> 01:10:38,981
not fight it.

1395
01:10:39,021 --> 01:10:42,621
If you don't like it here, OK, that's fine.

1396
01:10:42,661 --> 01:10:45,221
I-It's your loss, but don't stand between them.

1397
01:10:51,501 --> 01:10:53,541
Oh! Are you OK, Soph?

1398
01:10:54,581 --> 01:10:57,341
I think... Oh! OK, OK.

1399
01:10:57,381 --> 01:10:59,621
(ALL TALKING OVER EACH OTHER)

1400
01:11:07,141 --> 01:11:09,261
(SNORING LIGHTLY)

1401
01:11:24,581 --> 01:11:27,501
I brought some-some cookies if anyone's hungry.

1402
01:11:31,541 --> 01:11:33,541
Thanks, Daddy.

1403
01:11:38,661 --> 01:11:40,781
I owe you all an apology.

1404
01:11:41,981 --> 01:11:46,701
I've been unfair. Especially to you, Stephan, and I'm sorry.

1405
01:11:48,781 --> 01:11:51,141
Susie Bear.

1406
01:11:51,181 --> 01:11:53,181
You're my little girl and uh...

1407
01:11:54,341 --> 01:11:57,141
..I'm just having a really hard time sharing you.

1408
01:11:59,661 --> 01:12:02,541
I know how much you love her, and I know she feels the same.

1409
01:12:02,581 --> 01:12:05,581
And, Barbara, you're right.

1410
01:12:05,621 --> 01:12:07,661
That is all that matters.

1411
01:12:12,701 --> 01:12:16,141
I would be honoured to call you my son-in-law,

1412
01:12:16,181 --> 01:12:20,021
and-and to be part of this-this spirited family.

1413
01:12:20,061 --> 01:12:22,021
(CHUCKLES)

1414
01:12:22,061 --> 01:12:24,141
If you'll have me.

1415
01:12:35,621 --> 01:12:39,301
Um, maybe too soon. More of a handshake thing, yeah.

1416
01:12:39,341 --> 01:12:41,341
(BABIES CRYING)

1417
01:12:43,221 --> 01:12:46,381
We have... girls!

1418
01:12:46,421 --> 01:12:49,061
(GIGI GASPS) Oh, finally! Are you sure?

1419
01:12:49,101 --> 01:12:50,981
There's a way to tell. I'll explain later.

1420
01:12:51,021 --> 01:12:55,141
Wow, look. Meet your sisters, buddy.

1421
01:12:57,941 --> 01:13:00,941
Oh, Lukey, three looks good on you.

1422
01:13:00,981 --> 01:13:03,461
It feels good, Mom.

1423
01:13:03,501 --> 01:13:05,381
I think everything's gonna be just fine.

1424
01:13:05,421 --> 01:13:07,901
Yeah, three's the magic number.

1425
01:13:07,941 --> 01:13:10,741
Nothing like a trilogy to make people happy, am I right?

1426
01:13:10,781 --> 01:13:14,221
(LAUGHTER) You're right, doc, you're right.

1427
01:13:14,261 --> 01:13:18,261
Moments like these, they just don't get any more perfect than this.

1428
01:13:18,301 --> 01:13:21,181
Alright. Let's go check on your mom. Alright?

1429
01:13:22,261 --> 01:13:24,301
I love you guys. Love you, too.

1430
01:13:24,341 --> 01:13:26,341
Tell her well done. (LAUGHS)

1431
01:13:27,421 --> 01:13:29,781
Oh! Ah! TAYLOR: Love you.

1432
01:13:30,741 --> 01:13:32,901
Mom's right.

1433
01:13:32,941 --> 01:13:34,741
They don't.

1434
01:13:34,781 --> 01:13:38,061
Moments, they don't... They don't get any more perfect.

1435
01:13:38,101 --> 01:13:41,781
Sus, I have done nothing this week except get in my own way.

1436
01:13:41,821 --> 01:13:44,821
And I would like to spend the rest of my life

1437
01:13:44,861 --> 01:13:47,821
tr ying to prove to you that I'm more than that.

1438
01:13:49,101 --> 01:13:51,141
Marry me. Right now.

1439
01:13:51,981 --> 01:13:56,021
Marry me. This-this is as far out of my own way as I get.

1440
01:13:56,061 --> 01:13:59,061
You mean here, now? Yes!

1441
01:13:59,101 --> 01:14:01,541
Everybody we love is here right now.

1442
01:14:01,581 --> 01:14:03,261
There's a chapel here.

1443
01:14:03,301 --> 01:14:07,141
Sus, I don't want to spend one more day not being your husband.

1444
01:14:07,181 --> 01:14:10,381
Marry me. OK, yes! I'll marry you!

1445
01:14:10,421 --> 01:14:12,501
Oh, my goodness. (PHONE BUTTONS BEEPING)

1446
01:14:12,541 --> 01:14:16,061
(LINE RINGING) Hi. It's me. It's late.

1447
01:14:16,101 --> 01:14:18,061
I know I'm the worst, but it's an emergency.

1448
01:14:18,101 --> 01:14:21,341
Come to the hospital. I know you, you're not gonna wanna miss this.

1449
01:14:21,381 --> 01:14:23,381
(GASPS) Wait!

1450
01:14:24,821 --> 01:14:27,101
No, I can't... I can't get married without my dress.

1451
01:14:27,141 --> 01:14:29,861
Oh, I-I can get your dress.

1452
01:14:29,901 --> 01:14:32,221
I mean, I-I'm not gonna have a tux.

1453
01:14:32,261 --> 01:14:33,861
I haven't even begun to pick those out.

1454
01:14:33,901 --> 01:14:35,341
I got an idea.

1455
01:14:36,621 --> 01:14:40,501
Stephan, honey, honey. Who's going to marry you?

1456
01:14:40,541 --> 01:14:42,781
I think I can help with that.

1457
01:14:42,821 --> 01:14:44,901
What?

1458
01:14:46,661 --> 01:14:48,141
What are you doing here?!

1459
01:14:48,181 --> 01:14:50,461
Well, I got a text from the boys that there's twins.

1460
01:14:50,501 --> 01:14:52,221
They have twins!

1461
01:14:52,261 --> 01:14:53,741
LUKE: Hello. Hello.

1462
01:14:53,781 --> 01:14:55,941
There she is.

1463
01:14:55,981 --> 01:14:58,501
Sophie! I can't believe you are here.

1464
01:14:58,541 --> 01:15:01,181
Hello.

1465
01:15:01,221 --> 01:15:04,621
How did something so beautiful come from you?Someone so hideous.

1466
01:15:06,021 --> 01:15:08,021
Good to have you here, Roy.

1467
01:15:09,421 --> 01:15:11,741
Wow. I can't even speak.

1468
01:15:14,181 --> 01:15:15,861
Babe...

1469
01:15:15,901 --> 01:15:18,021
I should have done this on the day.

1470
01:15:20,741 --> 01:15:22,981
Happy...

1471
01:15:23,021 --> 01:15:25,341
I'm so sorry it's late.

1472
01:15:25,381 --> 01:15:27,181
..anniversary.

1473
01:15:27,221 --> 01:15:29,861
Luke, it's stunning.

1474
01:15:29,901 --> 01:15:33,381
It's an eternity ring. Five diamonds, one for each of us.

1475
01:15:33,421 --> 01:15:35,661
I love you so much.

1476
01:15:35,701 --> 01:15:37,821
Two babies and a ring. STEPHAN: Yeah!

1477
01:15:38,861 --> 01:15:40,861
And I love you, too!

1478
01:15:43,181 --> 01:15:45,501
Oh, there you are. I came as soon as I could.

1479
01:15:46,541 --> 01:15:48,661
Oh, wow. I know. Two fresh babies.

1480
01:15:48,701 --> 01:15:51,021
Healthy. He's getting married. My suit sucks.

1481
01:15:51,061 --> 01:15:53,461
Please, Come. Have a seat.

1482
01:15:53,501 --> 01:15:55,341
This can't wait. Um...

1483
01:15:55,381 --> 01:15:57,781
Life is happening at an alarming rate.

1484
01:15:57,821 --> 01:16:00,821
Faster than I know what to do with. But I do know one thing.

1485
01:16:01,661 --> 01:16:05,181
Someone like you does not happen to someone like me...

1486
01:16:05,221 --> 01:16:07,101
twice in a lifetime.

1487
01:16:07,941 --> 01:16:10,461
I think I've been afraid of change my entire life.

1488
01:16:10,501 --> 01:16:12,141
Clearly, I live in my mother's basement.

1489
01:16:12,181 --> 01:16:14,581
I don't want to be afraid anymore.

1490
01:16:14,621 --> 01:16:16,941
See...

1491
01:16:16,981 --> 01:16:19,941
when all this madness is over...

1492
01:16:21,981 --> 01:16:23,981
..will you... Yeah?

1493
01:16:26,501 --> 01:16:28,741
..move to San Francisco with me?

1494
01:16:31,261 --> 01:16:35,221
I want to start a life together. The one we've always talked about.

1495
01:16:35,261 --> 01:16:37,421
I was never unsure about you.

1496
01:16:37,461 --> 01:16:40,421
I just didn't know if I could do it...

1497
01:16:42,701 --> 01:16:44,621
..without them.

1498
01:16:47,901 --> 01:16:53,021
And look, I'm gonna continue to fail and implode in a spectacular fashion

1499
01:16:53,061 --> 01:16:54,701
cos that's just who I am.

1500
01:16:54,741 --> 01:16:57,181
But I would love it if you were there with me by my side.

1501
01:16:57,221 --> 01:17:01,101
I will never leave you in the dark again.

1502
01:17:03,301 --> 01:17:06,301
You're the best thing that's ever happened to me.

1503
01:17:06,341 --> 01:17:08,021
I want the dog.

1504
01:17:08,061 --> 01:17:10,341
I want the kitchen that we're never gonna cook in.

1505
01:17:10,381 --> 01:17:13,101
Sure, I'll take the job. Why not? I'll take the dreams.

1506
01:17:13,141 --> 01:17:16,981
Most of all, I just want... you.

1507
01:17:17,781 --> 01:17:19,781
Taylor, I-I can't...

1508
01:17:19,821 --> 01:17:22,181
I can't wait to do all of these things with you.

1509
01:17:22,221 --> 01:17:23,941
Oh, my goodness.

1510
01:17:23,981 --> 01:17:26,461
(ALL CHEER)

1511
01:17:28,781 --> 01:17:30,781
OK. Dummy.

1512
01:17:33,021 --> 01:17:34,781
Let's get you married.

1513
01:17:35,981 --> 01:17:37,981
(ROMANTIC STRING MUSIC)

1514
01:17:54,941 --> 01:17:56,941
(MUSIC CONTINUES)

1515
01:18:09,981 --> 01:18:12,261
I love you.

1516
01:18:27,501 --> 01:18:29,821
(MUSIC ENDS)

1517
01:18:29,861 --> 01:18:32,301
Dearly beloved and...

1518
01:18:32,341 --> 01:18:34,101
various hospital staff.

1519
01:18:35,981 --> 01:18:38,181
Thank you. OK.

1520
01:18:46,301 --> 01:18:49,061
With this ring, I thee wed.

1521
01:18:50,701 --> 01:18:52,581
(EXHALES)

1522
01:18:52,621 --> 01:18:54,941
It's heavy.

1523
01:18:58,421 --> 01:19:00,461
With this ring...

1524
01:19:01,661 --> 01:19:03,501
..I thee wed.

1525
01:19:07,941 --> 01:19:09,981
By the power vested in me,

1526
01:19:10,021 --> 01:19:12,021
I pronounce you husband and wife.

1527
01:19:13,101 --> 01:19:15,141
You may now kiss the bride.

1528
01:19:18,141 --> 01:19:20,221
Nah.

1529
01:19:20,261 --> 01:19:22,381
(WONDROUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)

1530
01:19:22,421 --> 01:19:24,421
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

1531
01:19:32,581 --> 01:19:34,421
WOMAN: Woo-hoo!

1532
01:19:37,181 --> 01:19:40,621
Merry Christmas, nerds. (CHUCKLES)

1533
01:19:40,661 --> 01:19:43,421
Look!

1534
01:19:45,541 --> 01:19:48,901
A Mighty Mech. Thank you, Santa!

1535
01:19:51,501 --> 01:19:54,341
Did you do this? No. No. Did you?

1536
01:19:54,381 --> 01:20:00,381
This is truly the best Christmas ever.

1537
01:20:00,421 --> 01:20:02,421
Ever!

1538
01:20:04,821 --> 01:20:08,821
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