1 00:00:02,961 --> 00:00:04,379 Sexy female AI voice: [ On phone ] Are you tired 2 00:00:04,463 --> 00:00:06,089 of being taxed for jerking off? 3 00:00:06,131 --> 00:00:08,007 Visit Hot Not-AI Jerk Off Cams 4 00:00:08,090 --> 00:00:10,844 and find your perfect tax-exempt pleasure mate. 5 00:00:10,928 --> 00:00:13,597 Oh. I can't afford not to. 6 00:00:13,639 --> 00:00:16,225 Ah! Need eyes inside the vault, now! 7 00:00:16,308 --> 00:00:17,559 [ Alarm blaring ] 8 00:00:17,601 --> 00:00:20,896 AI Vault Voice: Door one -- Open. 9 00:00:20,979 --> 00:00:23,106 Door two -- Open. 10 00:00:25,359 --> 00:00:27,236 Door three -- We got there. 11 00:00:27,319 --> 00:00:30,113 [ Gasps ] The gold. All of the gold is gone! 12 00:00:30,155 --> 00:00:32,115 Fort Knox has been robbed! 13 00:00:32,198 --> 00:00:33,534 Holy shit. 14 00:00:33,617 --> 00:00:36,286 All units. Paranormal perp outside the gates. 15 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:38,205 Intercept with extreme caution! 16 00:00:38,288 --> 00:00:39,289 [ Telephone rings ] 17 00:00:39,331 --> 00:00:41,458 Agent Harrison, FBI. 18 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:43,126 And you're sure about this? [ Snaps fingers ] 19 00:00:43,210 --> 00:00:44,586 Of course. I'm on it. 20 00:00:44,628 --> 00:00:47,089 What is it, Harrison? Not what, who. 21 00:00:47,130 --> 00:00:48,966 Pull every file we have on leprechauns. 22 00:00:49,007 --> 00:00:50,133 [ Telephone rings ] 23 00:00:50,217 --> 00:00:52,469 President Curtis. Damn. No shit. 24 00:00:52,553 --> 00:00:54,263 [ Snaps fingers ] Yeah, yeah. I'm on it. 25 00:00:54,346 --> 00:00:55,639 Was that the Boring Police calling 26 00:00:55,722 --> 00:00:57,474 because O'Doyle was taking forever to move? 27 00:00:57,516 --> 00:00:59,476 I was just about to attack with my slug. 28 00:00:59,518 --> 00:01:01,061 Your slug doesn't have the range, bro. 29 00:01:01,144 --> 00:01:03,313 Will you nerds shut up? All the gold was robbed 30 00:01:03,355 --> 00:01:05,482 from Fort Knox, and they caught one suspect. 31 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:07,317 A female leprechaun. 32 00:01:07,359 --> 00:01:09,152 Orfhlaith O'Doyle. [ Both gasp ] 33 00:01:09,236 --> 00:01:11,613 Oh, shit, she might be related to you! 34 00:01:11,697 --> 00:01:13,282 Oh, shit, she is. 35 00:01:13,365 --> 00:01:14,658 Oh, shit, is that your mother? 36 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:15,826 Oh, come on! Obviously! 37 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:16,994 Oh, shit. 38 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:24,084 ♪♪ 39 00:01:25,210 --> 00:01:32,217 ♪♪ 40 00:01:33,384 --> 00:01:41,643 ♪♪ 41 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:45,856 No alarm was triggered. The gold just vanished. 42 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:48,317 Your mother was caught outside the gates here. 43 00:01:48,358 --> 00:01:50,819 No gold on her, either. It's almost like she -- 44 00:01:50,902 --> 00:01:52,237 Wanted to get caught? Obviously. 45 00:01:52,321 --> 00:01:53,655 But why would she want to get caught? 46 00:01:53,739 --> 00:01:55,532 Who gives a shit? If the world finds out 47 00:01:55,574 --> 00:01:56,700 America's gold is gone, 48 00:01:56,741 --> 00:01:58,869 it will trigger a global financial meltdown. 49 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:00,203 We need it back. Now. 50 00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:01,872 Shoot her into the sun. What's that? 51 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:04,333 Shoot her into the sun. 52 00:02:04,416 --> 00:02:05,709 You cannot trust a leprechaun, ever. 53 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:07,044 But you're half leprechaun. 54 00:02:07,085 --> 00:02:08,211 I'm sorry, who are you? 55 00:02:08,252 --> 00:02:09,880 The bureau's top leprechaun experts. 56 00:02:09,920 --> 00:02:12,132 We kinda have a "will-they, won't-they" thing going on. 57 00:02:12,215 --> 00:02:14,885 I got 50 bucks that says we will, and fast. 58 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:17,929 Oh, my god, Bilkin, shut up. [ Chuckles ] 59 00:02:18,013 --> 00:02:19,681 As for your mother, without evidence, 60 00:02:19,765 --> 00:02:21,725 all we can do is hold her for questioning. 61 00:02:21,767 --> 00:02:23,769 She'll never talk. But here's the thing -- 62 00:02:23,852 --> 00:02:26,396 Your mother said she'd confess. Only to you. 63 00:02:26,438 --> 00:02:27,898 Perfect reason not to involve me. 64 00:02:27,939 --> 00:02:29,566 That will be part of her plan. 65 00:02:29,608 --> 00:02:31,401 I'm sorry, how the hell can one leprechaun 66 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:33,362 move 4,000 metric tons of gold? 67 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:35,155 Teleportation. We believe leprechauns 68 00:02:35,238 --> 00:02:37,658 can trick matter into moving locations. 69 00:02:37,741 --> 00:02:40,160 Ugh. Please. Lepro-portation is a parlor trick. 70 00:02:40,243 --> 00:02:41,578 The most a leprechaun could ever move 71 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:44,414 is a condom out of a wallet. 72 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:47,334 I didn't rob you, dicks. I don't lie, and I don't trick. 73 00:02:47,417 --> 00:02:49,378 Then why are you refusing to cooperate? 74 00:02:49,461 --> 00:02:51,546 This is what I am talking about! 75 00:02:51,630 --> 00:02:53,131 She's tangling us in her web. 76 00:02:53,215 --> 00:02:55,050 Christ, O'Doyle, your mom isn't Lex Luthor. 77 00:02:55,133 --> 00:02:56,468 Yes, she is. 78 00:02:56,551 --> 00:02:59,137 Come on, man. You can't let your mom get to you like this. 79 00:02:59,221 --> 00:03:01,640 You need to put that shit in a box and do the job. 80 00:03:01,723 --> 00:03:04,393 I mean, it is true, O'Doyle. America needs its gold back. 81 00:03:04,434 --> 00:03:06,603 You'll do it, right? You'll suck it up and do it? 82 00:03:06,645 --> 00:03:08,438 [ Mumbles indistinctly ] 83 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:11,108 That's my boy! See? Number one guy! 84 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:13,276 Watch. His mother's gonna be squealing. 85 00:03:13,318 --> 00:03:15,487 I'm telling you, he's ice cold. 86 00:03:18,824 --> 00:03:20,450 Secret Facility Door Voice: Door -- Open. Hooray. 87 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:21,952 Should be interesting. 88 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:23,912 We've never had a female leprechaun in custody. 89 00:03:23,954 --> 00:03:25,579 I was skeptical they even existed. 90 00:03:25,664 --> 00:03:26,915 I mean, they're never seen. 91 00:03:26,998 --> 00:03:28,458 Well, I've never seen you cook, 92 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:30,585 but that doesn't mean you can't make me dinner. 93 00:03:30,669 --> 00:03:33,255 Ooh, Harrison. [ Both chuckle ] 94 00:03:33,338 --> 00:03:34,798 Alright. Everyone, arms out. 95 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:36,883 You will be sprayed with an anti-aura mist. 96 00:03:36,966 --> 00:03:38,552 Us, too? We're not talking to her. 97 00:03:38,635 --> 00:03:40,929 She can read auras through all possible barriers. 98 00:03:41,012 --> 00:03:42,389 Both guards who transported her 99 00:03:42,472 --> 00:03:44,307 ended up in the psychiatric ward. 100 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:46,309 You think a mist can stop her? 101 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:47,978 She is a miserable spider-witch. 102 00:03:48,019 --> 00:03:49,980 O'Doyle. You can't let her see you get mad. 103 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:51,481 Just get that confession. 104 00:03:51,523 --> 00:03:53,150 [ Sighs ] Open the door. 105 00:03:53,191 --> 00:03:54,276 That's m'job. 106 00:03:54,359 --> 00:03:55,861 [ Buzzer blares ] 107 00:03:55,944 --> 00:03:57,112 [ Inhales deeply ] 108 00:03:57,195 --> 00:03:59,114 Orfhlaith: Oh-ho-ho! 109 00:03:59,197 --> 00:04:01,450 Francis, me boy. 110 00:04:01,533 --> 00:04:03,493 Tell me, if ye died right now, 111 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:06,913 and the Lord himself stood before you and said, 112 00:04:06,997 --> 00:04:08,623 "Ye may enter the kingdom of heaven 113 00:04:08,707 --> 00:04:10,459 so long as ye tell me true -- 114 00:04:10,542 --> 00:04:12,669 what are ye, man or leprechaun?" 115 00:04:12,711 --> 00:04:14,421 what would ye say? 116 00:04:14,504 --> 00:04:16,089 Okay, where's the gold, mother? 117 00:04:16,173 --> 00:04:17,173 Which gold? 118 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:18,800 You know which gold. Where did you put it? 119 00:04:18,884 --> 00:04:21,011 Are you really so ashamed of your heritage, Francis? 120 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:24,306 Go on. Ask me the right way. I'll answer. 121 00:04:24,389 --> 00:04:27,017 [ Scoffs, growls ] 122 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:29,686 Where's...me gold? 123 00:04:29,728 --> 00:04:31,146 [ Laughs ] 124 00:04:31,188 --> 00:04:33,315 Can we be done torturing me because I'm half-human? 125 00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:34,900 Wasn't my entire childhood enough? 126 00:04:34,983 --> 00:04:38,862 Oh, Francis, I treated ye the same as any leprechaun child. 127 00:04:38,904 --> 00:04:40,530 You just think I treated you different 128 00:04:40,572 --> 00:04:42,032 because you are different. 129 00:04:42,073 --> 00:04:43,366 So many feelings! 130 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:44,993 Where is it, mother? 131 00:04:45,034 --> 00:04:47,621 Oh, come on, now. They might not know about the gold, 132 00:04:47,704 --> 00:04:50,373 but we do. Ay, boy? Our little secret. 133 00:04:50,415 --> 00:04:51,666 Stop blinking. 134 00:04:51,707 --> 00:04:53,418 Whatever you're doing is not gonna work. 135 00:04:53,502 --> 00:04:54,669 But it already has. 136 00:04:54,753 --> 00:04:56,421 Okay. No contact resuming now. 137 00:04:56,505 --> 00:04:58,507 It was great working with ye, me boy! 138 00:04:58,590 --> 00:05:00,258 [ Laughs ] 139 00:05:00,342 --> 00:05:02,928 What was that winking? Was she trying to be sexy? 140 00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:04,888 You read that as sexy? She was blinking 141 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:07,891 in Gaelic Morse code. It translates to "CAHILL." 142 00:05:07,933 --> 00:05:09,226 Her rival clan. 143 00:05:09,267 --> 00:05:11,186 Why did your mother say you worked with her? 144 00:05:11,269 --> 00:05:13,063 Because she's a lying mind worm! 145 00:05:13,104 --> 00:05:15,232 None of you have any idea what you're dealing with here. 146 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:16,733 Oh, you're right about that. 147 00:05:16,775 --> 00:05:18,902 Agent O'Doyle, you are now a person of interest. 148 00:05:18,944 --> 00:05:20,570 We need to hold you for questioning. 149 00:05:20,612 --> 00:05:21,905 What? Are you kidding me? 150 00:05:21,947 --> 00:05:24,241 Because she said I worked with her? 151 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:25,575 Sir, come on. 152 00:05:25,617 --> 00:05:27,619 You can't honestly side with my mother here. 153 00:05:27,702 --> 00:05:29,204 She's such a mean asshole! 154 00:05:29,287 --> 00:05:30,747 O'Doyle, just cooperate 155 00:05:30,789 --> 00:05:32,874 so we can bust your mom and find this gold! 156 00:05:32,957 --> 00:05:34,584 Cooperating got me into this! 157 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:36,795 Yeah, it's true, sir. He did tell us this would happen. 158 00:05:36,878 --> 00:05:39,047 Okay, do we need to cuff you, or will you come willingly? 159 00:05:39,130 --> 00:05:41,258 [ Sighs ] Can I at least take a shit first? 160 00:05:41,299 --> 00:05:43,218 All this stress has my bowels in a knot. 161 00:05:43,260 --> 00:05:46,429 I get it. I'm a nervous shitter, too. Pumpkin works for me. 162 00:05:46,513 --> 00:05:48,682 Guard, please accompany him to the bathroom. 163 00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:49,933 This is humiliating. 164 00:05:49,975 --> 00:05:51,726 Cheese cuts both ways, pal. 165 00:05:51,810 --> 00:05:52,936 Man. Unbelievable. 166 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:54,604 You don't think he's actually involved, do you? 167 00:05:54,646 --> 00:05:57,065 How would I know? He's whining like a little diaper boy 168 00:05:57,148 --> 00:05:58,984 while half a trillion is on the line. 169 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:00,610 We need focus, not emotion. 170 00:06:00,652 --> 00:06:03,613 Until we find this gold, you're my number one guy, Banks. 171 00:06:03,655 --> 00:06:06,616 Or, number one girl. Um, no, that sounds bad. 172 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:09,744 You're my number one guy, regardless of boobs or dicks. 173 00:06:09,828 --> 00:06:11,621 [ Sighs ] Whatever. You get the idea. 174 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:13,623 I do. What is taking so long? 175 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:15,083 Did he fall in? 176 00:06:15,166 --> 00:06:18,378 What the -- Stupid thing sucks. 177 00:06:18,461 --> 00:06:19,546 Harrison: No! Oh, goddammit! 178 00:06:19,629 --> 00:06:21,965 He told us he had to shit. 179 00:06:22,007 --> 00:06:24,050 Sir, I thought you said he didn't lie. 180 00:06:24,134 --> 00:06:25,802 Oh, he didn't lie. Check the toilet. 181 00:06:25,844 --> 00:06:27,971 Damn, he's good. I'm jealous. Look at that. 182 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:30,432 All units! We have a runner. I want everyone on this! 183 00:06:30,515 --> 00:06:33,351 Go, go, go! Follow me! [ Alarm blaring ] 184 00:06:37,856 --> 00:06:40,483 [ Chickens clucking ] 185 00:07:17,896 --> 00:07:20,023 Mm. [ Alarm beeping ] 186 00:07:20,065 --> 00:07:22,108 What the -- 187 00:07:22,192 --> 00:07:24,027 Sonnovabitch. 188 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:26,196 No, no, no, no, don't shoot! I'm by myself! 189 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:28,698 How the fuck did you find me? Bro, robot brain. 190 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:30,992 I calculated all possible trajectories from the river. 191 00:07:31,076 --> 00:07:32,827 That led me here, and I just paid the lady up front 192 00:07:32,869 --> 00:07:35,205 10 bucks to point out your spot. Goddammit, Judy. 193 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:37,082 So, you're here to turn me in? What? No. 194 00:07:37,165 --> 00:07:39,751 You went into my mind and helped me, so I'm here to help you. 195 00:07:39,834 --> 00:07:41,544 Go home, Banks. I will. 196 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:43,380 Once we get evidence and clear your name. 197 00:07:43,421 --> 00:07:46,216 Now, where can we find the Cahill Clan? 198 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:47,467 I can't go where my mother wants. 199 00:07:47,550 --> 00:07:49,386 Uh, you don't think this is what she wants? 200 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:51,012 You locked in a cage? 201 00:07:51,054 --> 00:07:54,349 Taking handle pulls of ersatz whiskey like a teenage frat boy? 202 00:07:54,432 --> 00:07:56,893 If you don't do something, she's already won. 203 00:07:56,935 --> 00:07:59,521 I mean...the only way to get info from a leprechaun 204 00:07:59,604 --> 00:08:01,356 is trickery. And I don't lie. 205 00:08:01,398 --> 00:08:04,609 Well, you won't have to. We could Rainbow Connect. 206 00:08:04,693 --> 00:08:06,611 What? A leprechaun mind-meld? 207 00:08:06,695 --> 00:08:08,279 I can artificially compartmentalize. 208 00:08:08,363 --> 00:08:10,407 The part of you that hates lying could be in me. 209 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,826 You don't want to hold the part of a leprechaun that lies. 210 00:08:12,909 --> 00:08:15,245 Trust me. Buddy, I do trust you. 211 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:16,746 But you're not going to prove you're innocent 212 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:18,248 from your prepper den. 213 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:21,001 [ Timer beeping ] Uhp, hold on. 214 00:08:21,084 --> 00:08:22,669 Wow. You went straight to baking cookies? 215 00:08:22,752 --> 00:08:24,546 And you went straight to not getting one. 216 00:08:24,629 --> 00:08:26,006 Wait, no, sorry, I want one. 217 00:08:27,465 --> 00:08:29,009 Donny and Declan Cahill. 218 00:08:29,092 --> 00:08:31,928 I, uh -- I guess dress for the job you want, huh? 219 00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:33,429 All leprechauns wear green, Banks. 220 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:35,640 It's the shade of green that matters. 221 00:08:35,724 --> 00:08:36,765 That's their clan color. 222 00:08:36,808 --> 00:08:38,058 Puke? Summer Artichoke. 223 00:08:38,143 --> 00:08:39,811 [ Sighs ] God, this is gonna suck. 224 00:08:39,894 --> 00:08:42,272 The Cahills hate me almost as much as they hate my mother. 225 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:44,774 Well, if you all hate her, why not work together 226 00:08:44,816 --> 00:08:46,943 to take her down? Leprechaun clans don't mix. 227 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:49,946 Each one operates under the thumb of a powerful matriarch. 228 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:52,490 In this case, Mary Marjorie Cahill. 229 00:08:52,574 --> 00:08:53,742 What are you grinding over there? 230 00:08:53,825 --> 00:08:54,951 Synchronic prisms. 231 00:08:54,993 --> 00:08:56,661 Normally we'd both swallow one to connect. 232 00:08:56,745 --> 00:08:58,621 But swallowing this would shred your colon, 233 00:08:58,663 --> 00:09:00,457 so I made yours powder. [ Blows sharply ] 234 00:09:00,498 --> 00:09:02,083 [ Coughing ] What the fuck! 235 00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:03,626 Well, I had to get it in there deep. 236 00:09:03,668 --> 00:09:06,129 Into your chakra. [ Swallows, sighs ] 237 00:09:06,171 --> 00:09:09,424 You're gonna see what I see, feel what I feel. 238 00:09:09,507 --> 00:09:12,927 Repeat after me. [ Breathes deeply ] 239 00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:15,972 Hok. Lok. Ba-gok. 240 00:09:16,014 --> 00:09:18,266 Hok. Lok. Ba-gok. 241 00:09:18,349 --> 00:09:19,559 [ Snaps fingers ] 242 00:09:19,642 --> 00:09:22,604 Whoa! Ho. Mama. Yeah, I'm feeling it. 243 00:09:22,645 --> 00:09:24,481 I'm feeling what you're feeling. Lie to me. 244 00:09:24,522 --> 00:09:25,815 What? Use my mind, 245 00:09:25,857 --> 00:09:28,068 let me compartmentalize that shame, fear, whatever. 246 00:09:28,151 --> 00:09:29,319 We need to make sure it works. 247 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:30,987 [ Dryly ] I'm so glad you made me do this. 248 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:33,448 [ Laughing ] Haaaha! Holy fuck. 249 00:09:33,490 --> 00:09:35,533 It's like a lightning bolt of sugar up my dick. 250 00:09:35,617 --> 00:09:36,868 I can taste infinity. 251 00:09:36,951 --> 00:09:38,495 It's working. I thought you hated lying. 252 00:09:38,536 --> 00:09:40,038 Yeah. Because it feels incredible. 253 00:09:40,121 --> 00:09:41,331 It's biologically addicting. 254 00:09:41,372 --> 00:09:43,165 The more we lie, the more we want to lie. 255 00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:44,834 Alright, I'm -- Going in. I know. 256 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:46,169 We're melded. 257 00:09:46,211 --> 00:09:48,171 You're annoyed. You're even more annoyed 258 00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:50,006 that I know you're annoyed. 259 00:09:50,048 --> 00:09:51,341 I'm going in! You're going in! 260 00:09:51,382 --> 00:09:54,677 [ Music playing, leprechauns chattering happily ] 261 00:09:54,719 --> 00:09:56,221 [ Leprechauns gasp, music stops ] 262 00:09:56,304 --> 00:09:57,680 Leprechaun: Is that...? 263 00:09:57,722 --> 00:09:59,015 Your brownest beer. Warm. 264 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:01,142 Only beer we have, only way we have it. 265 00:10:01,226 --> 00:10:04,604 Well, if it ain't No-Lies O'Doyle! 266 00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:06,022 Heard ye were working for the feds. 267 00:10:06,064 --> 00:10:07,440 You wearing a wire, Doyley? 268 00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:08,858 No, I'm not wearing a wire. 269 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:11,277 And the feds can go fuck themselves. 270 00:10:11,361 --> 00:10:13,154 Oy, are ya Rainbow Connected? 271 00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:14,781 No. Banks: Whoo! 272 00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:17,534 Hot sugar, gasoline! Hit me with the lies! 273 00:10:17,575 --> 00:10:19,327 Ripping and tearing! 274 00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:22,330 Well, if ya ain't here to spy on us, why are ya here? 275 00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:23,957 For a warm beer. 276 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:26,209 And to take down my mother. 277 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:27,710 She stole a lot of gold. 278 00:10:27,752 --> 00:10:30,713 Tell me what you know, I'll split what I find with you. 279 00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:33,675 Oy! Fellas! Babby O'Doyle's got a proposition for us! 280 00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:35,343 Let's give him a warm welcome. [ Laughter ] 281 00:10:35,426 --> 00:10:38,221 Hey, Doyley, remember how yeh refused to tell a lie, 282 00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:40,598 even after yer mammy glued a dog mask to your head 283 00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:42,767 and made you herd sheep for a week? 284 00:10:42,851 --> 00:10:44,894 How 'bout when Doyley got caught dancin' in the moors? 285 00:10:44,936 --> 00:10:47,397 Then Orfhlaith made him jig till his toes went bloody? 286 00:10:47,438 --> 00:10:51,526 If you call that dancin'! Worst jig I ever seen! 287 00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:53,444 Ho-kay, this is different. This is fire. 288 00:10:53,528 --> 00:10:56,573 Deep knives. Oh, my god, I am jacked up! 289 00:10:56,614 --> 00:10:58,283 Memories flooding back, eh, Doyley? 290 00:10:58,366 --> 00:11:00,618 Can you believe he actually came here?! 291 00:11:00,702 --> 00:11:02,704 Just like she said he would! 292 00:11:02,787 --> 00:11:03,913 Wait, my mother? 293 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:07,000 Raah!! I'm not okay!! [ Screams ] 294 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:08,376 Leprechaun: Sweet Jesus! Leprechaun #2: Get out! 295 00:11:08,459 --> 00:11:09,419 Banks! The hell are you doing?? 296 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:11,337 You didn't tell me about the rage! 297 00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:12,589 Everyone has rage! 298 00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:14,591 This is different! There's layer after layer. 299 00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:16,050 You're like a lasagna of pain! 300 00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:18,511 Meglochaun: Did someone say lasagna? 301 00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:20,388 Who is this giant-ass Garfield?! 302 00:11:20,471 --> 00:11:22,265 A meglochaun. They're bred by the clan to be huge 303 00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:25,768 for fighting. It's a trick they played on their own DNA. 304 00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:27,896 Ow! Shit! I can feel the punches! 305 00:11:27,979 --> 00:11:29,689 You were Rainbow Connected? 306 00:11:29,772 --> 00:11:31,524 No-Lies, you told a lie?! 307 00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:34,527 I'm not a bad dancer! [ Screaming ] 308 00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:36,321 Raah!! 309 00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:40,617 Declan. You're gonna tell me everything you know about the -- 310 00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:43,494 Oh, sweet Jesus. Is that your mother? 311 00:11:43,578 --> 00:11:46,372 No, no, no, no. The body came with the place. 312 00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:49,959 Oh, come on, Factua Root? 313 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:52,253 No, no, no. Please. I hate telling the truth! 314 00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:55,256 Chew it. [ Muffled ] I don't want to! 315 00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:57,300 There we go. Nummy tummy. 316 00:11:57,342 --> 00:12:01,346 Now. If your queen's dead, how is this clan still operating? 317 00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:04,807 Your mother! Christ, Doyley! Your mother's our queen! 318 00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:06,434 What?! Our mom, Marjorie, 319 00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:07,936 she was getting weak. 320 00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:10,438 Orfhlaith made us an offer. Protection. Power. 321 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,482 You let her kill your own mother? 322 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,609 Oh, not just us. All the rivals. 323 00:12:14,692 --> 00:12:16,903 She's uniting the clans, sonny. 324 00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:19,322 Ya see, you get enough leps working together, 325 00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:20,949 you can unlock powers. 326 00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:24,077 How else do ya think we moved all that Fort Knox gold? 327 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,246 A Shaleelay? You actually did it? 328 00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:27,997 I thought it was a myth, too, lad. 329 00:12:28,039 --> 00:12:30,124 But she wanted to show you it's real. 330 00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:31,334 Welcome you back home. 331 00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:33,795 You didn't. Oh, ho, ho, but we did! 332 00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:34,963 Ow! 333 00:12:35,046 --> 00:12:36,506 Banks, we need to go, now! 334 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:39,008 Can I finish choking it out? [ Growling ] 335 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,718 Okay, but make it quick. 336 00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:44,180 [ Keys jingle, door unlocks ] 337 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:45,515 Banks: Why aren't you opening it? 338 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:46,975 O'Doyle: What are you, the door police? 339 00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:48,726 I'm trying. It's hitting something. 340 00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:49,852 So maybe stop pushing it. 341 00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:52,647 Don't tell me what to do! 342 00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:54,148 [ Sighs ] Goddammit. Goddammit. 343 00:12:54,232 --> 00:12:55,650 Move, come on, move. 344 00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:59,070 Oh, my god, I knew it! This is classic my mother! 345 00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:00,822 We should remove the Rainbow Connection. 346 00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:02,573 Yeah. Get out of my head. 347 00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:07,370 God, your mom sucks. 348 00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:09,163 Yeah. Did GunBaby see anything? 349 00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:11,541 No, he's in his charging pen, thank god. 350 00:13:11,582 --> 00:13:13,209 Gold would've crushed him if he was out here. 351 00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:15,211 [ Knock on door ] Curtis: O'Doyle? Banks? 352 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:16,671 Shit. Are you serious? 353 00:13:16,754 --> 00:13:17,880 I know you're in there. 354 00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:20,008 You stole Finch's van, and I geotracked it here. 355 00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:22,010 Dammit. [ Sighs ] Come in. 356 00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:23,720 [ Grunts ] Stupid thing sucks. 357 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,138 Push harder. Use your shoulder. 358 00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:26,973 Don't tell me what to do. [ Grunts ] 359 00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:30,393 Wha-- Guys! What the fuck?! What is going on here?! 360 00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:32,395 His mother united rival clans under her thrall 361 00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:34,230 for the first time in centuries, and they combined powers 362 00:13:34,272 --> 00:13:35,732 to do an ancient Shaleelay ritual 363 00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:37,400 to teleport it into his townhouse. 364 00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:39,068 Goddammit! That's insane! 365 00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:42,363 Banks, I expect this from him, but not from you. 366 00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:44,407 Oh, screw you, sir. I don't want your favoritism 367 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,075 if it means throwing O'Doyle under the bus. 368 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,077 You know what? I'm just gonna turn myself in. 369 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,579 Be done with all of this. 370 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,080 No! You can't turn yourself in. 371 00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:53,790 You ran from the FBI. They'll never believe you were innocent! 372 00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:56,252 Oh, now you care about my innocence?! 373 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,588 I had to lie today, and I liked it! 374 00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:01,215 And I want to keep doing it! Thanks to you! 375 00:14:01,299 --> 00:14:02,925 Oh, boo-hoo, you big baby. 376 00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:04,469 You think this has been a "fun day" for me? 377 00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:06,429 You're the big baby! You better be lying. 378 00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:10,099 Hey! Hey, whoa. That's enough. Let's talk like adults. 379 00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:12,935 O'Doyle, how does what the President said make you feel? 380 00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:15,271 Betrayed! I told him to not involve me, 381 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:16,939 and he sided with strangers! 382 00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:18,524 I sided with America! 383 00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:20,610 It's not my fault your mother actually is Lex Luthor. 384 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,945 Sir, it's not your turn. Listen to O'Doyle 385 00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:23,946 and acknowledge what you heard. 386 00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:25,239 I heard, "Boo-hoo." 387 00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:26,783 Well, I heard, "You're a terrible friend," 388 00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:28,284 because that's what you are! 389 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:29,786 Oh, take it back! Never! 390 00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:31,412 Executive order! Abuse of power! 391 00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:33,623 Oh, my god, are you guys serious?! 392 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,208 Jesus Christ. 393 00:14:35,290 --> 00:14:37,418 Sir, say something nice about O'Doyle. 394 00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:38,461 He's a good crier. 395 00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:39,587 You better say something nice. 396 00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:41,589 [ Sighs ] I dunno... he's loyal. 397 00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:44,425 Mm-hmm. O'Doyle, say something nice about the President. 398 00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:47,095 I don't -- [ Sighs ] He usually has my back. 399 00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:50,098 So this was a time when you felt like he didn't? 400 00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:51,641 Yes. Sir? 401 00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:53,351 I'm sorry. Loud and proud. 402 00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:55,478 I'm not repeating it. Okay, good enough. 403 00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,230 You guys want to hug this out? 404 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,484 There we go. See? All on the same team. 405 00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:05,154 Right. So -- Whatever this is, it's part of your mother's plan. 406 00:15:05,196 --> 00:15:06,489 And the only way to beat her 407 00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:08,783 is to do something insane and problematic. 408 00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:11,327 We need to reverse-rob Fort Knox. 409 00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:13,621 Reverse-rob? Sneak the gold back in. 410 00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:16,457 Sir, how the hell are we gonna reverse-rob Fort Knox? 411 00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:20,503 Well, Banks, I think we need to think a little smaller. 412 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:23,339 Goddammit, Finch, it still looks like a huge pile of gold! 413 00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:25,842 Look, you gave me 30 minutes to build a shrinkalyzer. 414 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,301 I built it. I shrunk it. 415 00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:29,011 I think this is a Finch grand slam. 416 00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:31,681 Fort Knox has three biometric checkpoints. 417 00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:33,850 How are we gonna sneak that giant-ass block past them? 418 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,352 Finch: With this. That better not be meth, Finch. 419 00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:38,438 We assume you do it, but it's different when you see it. 420 00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:40,314 Okay, I brought GunBaby out for the Shrink Show, 421 00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:41,983 but things are clearly escalating. 422 00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:43,443 Back to your charging pen, G.B. 423 00:15:43,526 --> 00:15:45,611 Jesus Christ, it's not meth! It's hair, 424 00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:48,906 from a Fort Knox janitor whose shift starts in one hour. 425 00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:51,826 See, this hairalyzer extracts the person's DNA 426 00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:54,495 and pops out a pill that lets you become them. 427 00:15:54,579 --> 00:15:56,497 I'd like to see meth do that. 428 00:15:56,581 --> 00:15:58,708 I mean, it could work. But we'll still need to 429 00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:01,085 distract the guards long enough to get their hair samples. 430 00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:03,713 I'll lie. And trick. Hell, I'm itching to do it. 431 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,006 Screw that. I'll do it. 432 00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:07,550 I'm not letting my number one guy take the fall. 433 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,552 [ Groaning ] 434 00:16:09,594 --> 00:16:11,596 Whoo! Aah! Holy shit! 435 00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:13,181 Skin burns a little, but I'm good! 436 00:16:13,264 --> 00:16:15,224 The voice stays the same? How does that work? 437 00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:16,893 You know, I'm getting a lot of notes for someone 438 00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:20,188 who got woken up at 3:00 a.m. and is still crushing it. 439 00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:21,731 [ Device beeping ] 440 00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:23,024 Curtis: Okay. I'm inside. 441 00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:24,984 Banks: Looping security feeds now. 442 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,360 And no one dropped a purse, right? 443 00:16:26,444 --> 00:16:27,737 That's how they got caught in "Speed." 444 00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:29,197 The lady dropped her purse. 445 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:31,824 No one dropped a purse, sir. We're clear. 446 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,368 You ready, O'Doyle? No, sir. 447 00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:36,496 Oh. Well, you look ready. I'm lying, sir. 448 00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:38,080 I'm lying to you right now. [ Chuckles ] 449 00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:39,415 Oh, I don't like this. 450 00:16:39,457 --> 00:16:41,167 Okay, first guard is around the corner. 451 00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:42,877 His name is Larry, he's a foot guy, 452 00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:45,046 and he's having an affair with a co-worker named Shelly. 453 00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:47,215 I guess as the only female, we could use my foot? 454 00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:48,591 But I'd have to -- Oh, goddammit. 455 00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:50,760 [ High-pitched ] Oh, Larry... [ Giggles ] 456 00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:53,137 Shelly? I-I thought you had tonight off. 457 00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:55,932 O'Doyle: Oh, I've got tonight off, alright. 458 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,642 And so do my socks. 459 00:16:57,725 --> 00:16:59,727 Hey, it ain't cheatin' if it's just feetin'. 460 00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:01,270 [ Grunts ] [ Laughs ] 461 00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:04,397 Now should I pretend to be him and seduce Shelly? 462 00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:06,776 Hell no. [ Groaning ] 463 00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:10,112 Alright, access code is 8-0-0-8-1-3-5. 464 00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:11,446 You could have just said BOOBIES. 465 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:12,990 I'm a grown-ass man. Sure you are. 466 00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:14,492 AI Vault Voice: Door one -- Open. 467 00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:16,452 Guard #2, from his frequent social media posts, 468 00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:17,994 appears to really hate clowns. 469 00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:21,874 [ Laughs ] Then he's gonna love Mr. Bubbles. 470 00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:24,126 [ Laughs ] ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la... ♪ 471 00:17:24,167 --> 00:17:25,461 What the fuck? 472 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:28,297 I-I told my therapist this would happen! She said, 473 00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:29,966 "What's the worst thing that could happen at work?" 474 00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:31,759 and I said this! Fuck! [ Gunshots ] 475 00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:33,719 [ Screaming, choking ] 476 00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:35,596 [ Laughs, grunts ] 477 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:38,808 Curtis: O'Doyle, breathe. Do your breath work. 478 00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,935 Banks: Jesus, how do you guys walk around like this? 479 00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:42,979 I don't know, Banks. Door two -- open. 480 00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:45,273 O'Doyle! How do we walk around like this? 481 00:17:45,356 --> 00:17:47,775 Goddammit, man. Oh, come on! 482 00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:49,277 Damn, Shawn, you drunk again? 483 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:52,613 The craziest thing happened -- I-I split me'self in two. 484 00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:54,699 Hi. Larry? The hell is going on? 485 00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:57,159 I don't know, man. I'm not good at improv. 486 00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:59,453 I want your face next. [ Cackling ] 487 00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:01,998 Jesus Christ, O'Doyle. Too much. 488 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,503 Door three -- We got there. 489 00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:10,089 Oh, thank god. Get me out of this fucking body. 490 00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:14,719 Alright, enlargenating now. 491 00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:16,345 Holy shit! We did it! 492 00:18:16,387 --> 00:18:19,223 Reverse Heist complet-- Oh, oh, what the hell, man? 493 00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:20,474 Gold... 494 00:18:20,558 --> 00:18:21,726 Come on, buddy, put it down. 495 00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:25,313 No! You're not gonna take me fucking gold! 496 00:18:25,396 --> 00:18:29,358 I'm sorry. I-I can't control me'self! 497 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:30,860 I want it! 498 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,278 Come on, man. We did it. 499 00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:34,113 The worst thing that could happen right now 500 00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:35,197 is for you to lose yourself. 501 00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:36,365 That's what your mother wants. 502 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:37,950 I hate her! I hate her, too, 503 00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:40,369 but you can't let her win. 504 00:18:40,411 --> 00:18:42,622 [ Buzzer blares ] 505 00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:45,166 [ Laughs ] Francis, me boy. 506 00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:46,542 Did ye miss me? 507 00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:48,377 [ Screaming ] 508 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,379 [ Cackling ] 509 00:18:50,421 --> 00:18:52,214 Ohh, there's me boy. 510 00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:55,259 Your aura's fiery. Ya get that from your mother's side. 511 00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:57,511 [ Screams ] You see what you did to me? 512 00:18:57,595 --> 00:18:59,889 To your own son?! How did it feel? 513 00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:02,767 Takin' out some old rage on those Cahill Boys, huh? 514 00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:05,561 I did what I had to do, which is my job. 515 00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:07,897 I'm not letting you control me anymore! 516 00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:09,231 Is that what you think this is? 517 00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:12,735 No, no, no, Francis. I'm inviting you back, son. 518 00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:14,445 To the clan, to power. 519 00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:17,198 I killed 12 rival matriarchs. 520 00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:19,408 Put their clans under me thumb. 521 00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:22,411 Me robbing Fort Knox was just the beginning. 522 00:19:22,453 --> 00:19:23,704 [ Buzzer blares ] 523 00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:25,247 Actually, it's the end. 524 00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:26,916 Wait... But yer me son. 525 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:29,418 I saw yer aura. You can't fake that! 526 00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:31,379 Yeah, you can... by inviting other people in. 527 00:19:31,462 --> 00:19:33,381 That's right, you deceptive fuck. 528 00:19:33,464 --> 00:19:35,091 I Rainbow Connected with him. 529 00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:36,884 I hate you as much as he does. 530 00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:38,260 But it got us the truth. 531 00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:40,429 And now you're going where liars go. 532 00:19:40,471 --> 00:19:43,349 Orfhlaith O'Doyle. We got you on robbing Fort Knox 533 00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:44,934 and 12 counts of leprocide. 534 00:19:44,975 --> 00:19:47,937 But, me son. He has the gold. Check his townhouse! 535 00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:50,690 We don't need to. All the gold is back in the vault. 536 00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:52,608 What? But how? Excellent question. 537 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:55,695 Something you can think about on the way to The Triangle. 538 00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:58,280 That, and if Harrison here could look any more beautiful. 539 00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:00,282 [ Chuckles ] Bilkin! 540 00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:01,784 [ Laughing evilly ] 541 00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:03,786 Cute it was, seeing you deceive! 542 00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,454 Not half bad for a bastard. 543 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:08,666 You can't run from who you are! [ Cackling ] 544 00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:11,460 Hey, fuck her. You're both my number one guys. 545 00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:13,295 Agent O'Doyle, I can officially say 546 00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:15,673 you are no longer a person of interest to the Bureau. 547 00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:18,509 Guess we'll never know who wins that 50 bucks with you two, huh? 548 00:20:18,592 --> 00:20:20,302 Oh, no, we had sex in the bathroom two hours ago. 549 00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:22,304 It's a different bathroom than the one you shit in. 550 00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:23,639 Wow. Wow. 551 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:26,350 Oh. Damn, I didn't take Bilkin as a closer. 552 00:20:26,434 --> 00:20:29,478 [ Thunder crashes ] 553 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,605 Amelia: Welcome to The Triangle! 554 00:20:31,689 --> 00:20:33,232 My name's Warden Earhart. 555 00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:35,568 I'm kind of a ghost, kind of a zombie, 556 00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:38,279 but what I'm not is someone who's going to judge you 557 00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:40,781 unless you give me a reason to. [ Buzzer ] 558 00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:43,826 So let's all play nice, alright, ya rabble-rousers? 559 00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:45,995 Everything's in the shape of a triangle. 560 00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:48,038 Enjoy the theme! 561 00:20:50,541 --> 00:20:53,002 Orc: [ Chuckles ] Look at this uncool person. 562 00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:54,128 [ Evil laughter ] 563 00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:55,504 Oh, hello, boys. 564 00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:58,507 Hey, what's that? If it's making you happy, I want it! 565 00:20:58,591 --> 00:20:59,842 You want what? 566 00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:01,510 Well, now I just want it more. 567 00:21:01,552 --> 00:21:03,304 [ Chuckles ] See, me boy, 568 00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:06,223 I always believed in mind over matter. 569 00:21:06,307 --> 00:21:08,017 [ Snaps fingers, orc gasps, flesh squishes ] 570 00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:09,810 Jesus Christ, man! 571 00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:12,980 [ Cackling ] [ Alarm blaring ] 572 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:32,249 [ Whistling ] 573 00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:37,046 Fancy seeing you here, darling. 574 00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:39,048 Orfhlaith? Been a long time, aye? 575 00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:42,009 Heard ye exploded in some type of biplane accident, 576 00:21:42,051 --> 00:21:44,887 but I know better than anyone, you're un-killable. 577 00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:49,099 Which is why you're perfect for a little job I have. 578 00:21:51,101 --> 00:21:55,731 Curtis: ♪ Leprechauns are matriarchal ♪ 579 00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:58,192 ♪ Just like my butt ♪ 580 00:21:58,275 --> 00:22:02,404 ♪ Wash that presidential butt-hole ♪ 581 00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:06,909 ♪ Make it sparkle like a dime ♪ 582 00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:09,036 ♪ I am singing 583 00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:13,624 ♪ So I feel less alone ♪ 584 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:18,587 Shelly: Oh, Larr-y-y-y... 585 00:22:18,629 --> 00:22:20,214 No. No, not again! 586 00:22:20,297 --> 00:22:23,551 Never again! [ Screaming ] 587 00:22:23,634 --> 00:22:26,262 Ouch. [ Sighs ] Don't you cry, Shelly. 588 00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:28,889 Don't you ever let them see you cry.