1 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:04,630 Oh, shit. Medallion's on us! 2 00:00:04,713 --> 00:00:06,423 Good call, Mr. President! 3 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:07,966 Watch out! They're in the bushes. Thanks, bro. 4 00:00:08,050 --> 00:00:09,510 I got it. I would have gotten it faster. 5 00:00:09,593 --> 00:00:10,928 Why can't I just play? 6 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:12,471 Because this is work. 7 00:00:12,554 --> 00:00:13,722 Playing "Battleswag" with the American people 8 00:00:13,805 --> 00:00:15,432 is basically my fireside chat. 9 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:17,726 Peterson, I see you're in Madison, Wisconsin. 10 00:00:17,809 --> 00:00:19,228 Spill the cheese. 11 00:00:19,311 --> 00:00:20,270 Well, sir, I had a job interview today 12 00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:21,813 and I think I bombed it. 13 00:00:21,897 --> 00:00:22,856 What field are you in? Accounting, sir. 14 00:00:22,940 --> 00:00:24,358 Send your résumé to the VA. 15 00:00:24,441 --> 00:00:25,692 I'll have my Chief of Staff flag it. 16 00:00:25,776 --> 00:00:26,777 Consider that shit flagged. 17 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:28,111 Wow! Thank you, sir! 18 00:00:28,195 --> 00:00:29,655 President Curtis! 19 00:00:29,738 --> 00:00:31,198 Ah! Mikayla in Jacksonville, Florida! 20 00:00:31,281 --> 00:00:32,908 College student at UNF. She's a regular. 21 00:00:32,991 --> 00:00:35,202 Mikayla, how'd that calculus exam go? 22 00:00:35,285 --> 00:00:37,120 I'll tell you after you open your fucking eyes! 23 00:00:37,204 --> 00:00:38,997 They're baiting you! 24 00:00:39,081 --> 00:00:40,582 Ooh, must have blown a fuse. 25 00:00:40,666 --> 00:00:43,919 Aw, damn it. I had AI chatbots writing "Pulp Fiction," 26 00:00:44,002 --> 00:00:45,045 but with the Muppets. 27 00:00:45,128 --> 00:00:46,880 Okay, more than a fuse. 28 00:00:46,964 --> 00:00:48,507 Power's out across four states. 29 00:00:48,590 --> 00:00:51,677 Eh, probably just a blip. Back to work! 30 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:53,929 Sir, the Department of Defense called to say 31 00:00:54,012 --> 00:00:55,847 that power outage wasn't just a blip. 32 00:00:55,931 --> 00:00:58,809 They're probably -- Divorced scientist Dr. Keel 33 00:00:58,892 --> 00:01:00,394 requested an emergency meeting. 34 00:01:00,477 --> 00:01:02,479 Ugh, the chart guy? 35 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:04,272 He's always pitching me boring shit to fix nothing-burgers. 36 00:01:04,355 --> 00:01:06,191 Tell him I'm working with the American people. 37 00:01:06,275 --> 00:01:07,442 Hey, nice shot! You need some ammo? 38 00:01:07,526 --> 00:01:09,444 Hell yeah. That'd be great. 39 00:01:09,528 --> 00:01:11,321 Oh, man. You know what else would be great? 40 00:01:11,405 --> 00:01:14,533 Being at the meeting to discuss America's energy crisis. 41 00:01:14,616 --> 00:01:16,368 Dr. Keel? 42 00:01:16,451 --> 00:01:18,537 All right, fine. I'm coming up. 43 00:01:18,620 --> 00:01:20,664 But first... everyone kill this narc! 44 00:01:20,747 --> 00:01:22,207 Ah! What buttons do I press?! 45 00:01:22,291 --> 00:01:23,333 Aah! 46 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:25,002 Ooh, Battleswag! 47 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:26,503 He turned into a chest of emeralds. 48 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:27,629 - All right! - Yay! 49 00:01:27,713 --> 00:01:29,381 Four more years! 50 00:01:56,408 --> 00:01:58,285 Thank you for coming, Mr. President. 51 00:01:58,368 --> 00:02:00,996 Oh, eat my ass, Dr. Keel. I blocked you on "Battleswag." 52 00:02:01,079 --> 00:02:02,831 Well, here's something that you can't block -- 53 00:02:02,914 --> 00:02:04,875 America's power grid is overworked 54 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:06,585 and in danger of indefinite collapse. 55 00:02:06,668 --> 00:02:08,252 Sloppy transition as always, 56 00:02:08,336 --> 00:02:10,464 but how do we fix it? 57 00:02:10,547 --> 00:02:12,716 Not to be vulgar, sir, but we need to tighten our shit up. 58 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:14,718 Energy caps, taxation based on -- 59 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:16,136 What?! No! 60 00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:17,387 Restricting power is un-American 61 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:19,014 and a straight-up Bummerville. 62 00:02:19,097 --> 00:02:20,557 There has to be another way to get tons of power 63 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:22,392 without bogging down the people. 64 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:24,436 Captain Marks, you don't have to raise your hand. 65 00:02:24,519 --> 00:02:27,439 Sir, what you're describing is in Hollow Earth. 66 00:02:27,522 --> 00:02:29,399 The natives call it the Life Tree -- 67 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:31,985 a source of truly infinite power. 68 00:02:32,069 --> 00:02:34,237 We could go down there with a giant plug 69 00:02:34,321 --> 00:02:36,531 and take their energy, but, I mean... 70 00:02:36,615 --> 00:02:38,450 no one here wants to do an "Avatar." 71 00:02:38,533 --> 00:02:39,451 - Oof. - No, thank you. 72 00:02:39,534 --> 00:02:40,827 Well, obviously not. 73 00:02:40,911 --> 00:02:42,287 I said the same thing to Clinton 74 00:02:42,371 --> 00:02:44,164 when we went down there the first time. 75 00:02:44,247 --> 00:02:46,583 Although back then, we called it a "Dances with Wolves." 76 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:48,210 I thought you were gonna say "Pocahontas." 77 00:02:48,293 --> 00:02:49,543 - "Fern Gully." - What's "Fern Gully"? 78 00:02:49,628 --> 00:02:51,505 "Avatar," but good. Nerds! Focus! 79 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:53,215 Janice, you've been to Hollow Earth? 80 00:02:53,298 --> 00:02:56,051 Haa Nah. That's how the Daaboo say "yes." 81 00:02:56,134 --> 00:02:57,552 And also "nipple butter." 82 00:02:57,636 --> 00:02:59,179 Oh, but they hate us now. 83 00:02:59,262 --> 00:03:00,681 We tried to exploit them. 84 00:03:00,764 --> 00:03:02,182 It didn't go well. 85 00:03:02,265 --> 00:03:04,184 It's been hard to make them understand 86 00:03:04,267 --> 00:03:05,852 we're not the same people we were. 87 00:03:05,936 --> 00:03:07,562 Well, they haven't met Andre Curtis. 88 00:03:07,646 --> 00:03:09,481 Curtis is a man of the people. 89 00:03:09,564 --> 00:03:10,732 He reaches out and takes big swings. 90 00:03:10,816 --> 00:03:12,150 And we should, too. 91 00:03:12,234 --> 00:03:14,027 If anyone can strike a fair energy deal, 92 00:03:14,111 --> 00:03:15,654 it's this administration. 93 00:03:15,737 --> 00:03:17,364 Fantastic point. 94 00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:19,324 Guys, we don't need to go to Hollow Earth 95 00:03:19,408 --> 00:03:21,785 or take big swings. We just need to restrict usage. 96 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:22,828 Well, that settles it. 97 00:03:22,911 --> 00:03:24,162 We're going to Hollow Earth. 98 00:03:24,246 --> 00:03:25,579 And, Janice, you're coming with. 99 00:03:25,664 --> 00:03:28,291 - Whoo, out of office, baby! - Great. 100 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:31,169 So you're not listening to me and I'm not invited. 101 00:03:31,253 --> 00:03:33,338 You know, "Avatar" saved 3-D! 102 00:03:37,259 --> 00:03:40,011 There she is, the Hollow Earth Elevator. 103 00:03:40,095 --> 00:03:43,432 Ah! You know it used to be just a bungee cord platform? 104 00:03:43,515 --> 00:03:45,142 I am pumped for this, sir. 105 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:46,935 Getting a chance to help Americans and make new allies? 106 00:03:47,018 --> 00:03:49,688 You're gonna crush this. We're gonna crush this. 107 00:03:49,771 --> 00:03:51,356 I want you to be my right hand, Banks. 108 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:53,442 Make sure America keeps this aboveboard. 109 00:03:53,525 --> 00:03:54,942 Fucking dream team. Mm. 110 00:03:55,026 --> 00:03:56,278 And, O'Doyle. You protect Janice. 111 00:03:56,361 --> 00:03:58,196 Sir? She's essential, O'Doyle. 112 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:00,782 You think Luke would leave C-3PO to rot on a critical mission? 113 00:04:00,866 --> 00:04:02,159 Actually don't answer that. 114 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:03,785 Janice is the only one 115 00:04:03,869 --> 00:04:05,120 who knows the natives' language and culture. 116 00:04:05,203 --> 00:04:06,663 I need my best man protecting her. 117 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:08,290 Your best man respectfully passes. 118 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:10,959 No. He doesn't. Fine. 119 00:04:11,042 --> 00:04:14,379 I will remove my personal oath of protection from you. 120 00:04:14,463 --> 00:04:17,841 Place your head upon my chakra. 121 00:04:17,923 --> 00:04:20,302 Athrym Mo Me Hoyem. 122 00:04:23,054 --> 00:04:24,806 Just say you love each other, guys. 123 00:04:24,890 --> 00:04:26,892 This is purely transactional! 124 00:04:26,975 --> 00:04:29,269 Boop éy. Boop éy. 125 00:04:29,352 --> 00:04:31,229 It is done. All right, people! 126 00:04:31,313 --> 00:04:33,064 We're gonna do it cool and aboveboard. 127 00:04:33,148 --> 00:04:35,108 Let's roll! 128 00:04:35,192 --> 00:04:37,986 Wow, kinda thought the inside would be bigger. 129 00:04:38,069 --> 00:04:40,781 Does, uh, anyone happen to have my brand of deodorant? 130 00:04:40,864 --> 00:04:44,075 Isn't this grand, Francis? You and me in Hollow Earth? 131 00:04:44,159 --> 00:04:45,994 We can really get to know each other. 132 00:04:46,077 --> 00:04:47,829 Ma'am, it's a security detail. 133 00:04:47,913 --> 00:04:50,916 These are my 18 grandkids, starting with the uggos. 134 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:52,042 Kill me. 135 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:56,296 Wow. 136 00:04:56,379 --> 00:04:58,048 Are you guys seeing this place? 137 00:04:58,131 --> 00:04:59,758 It's dripping with energy! 138 00:04:59,841 --> 00:05:02,052 Oh, Janice, you were right. It's so beautiful -- 139 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:03,804 Oh, fuck! A leggy worm! 140 00:05:03,887 --> 00:05:05,555 Ma'am! Get behind me! Don't shoot! 141 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:07,766 That's a leg-gee-gee! It's sacred! 142 00:05:14,231 --> 00:05:16,483 Holy shit, Janice! 143 00:05:16,566 --> 00:05:19,110 See? This is why you always bring a protocol droid. 144 00:05:19,194 --> 00:05:21,154 Goodoo me doo-woooo. Goodoo! 145 00:05:21,238 --> 00:05:23,031 Janice, tell them we apologize 146 00:05:23,114 --> 00:05:25,200 for our past administration's mistakes, 147 00:05:25,283 --> 00:05:26,576 and we've come to make a fair deal. 148 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,411 Boo-gaa. 149 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:30,330 Phoo troo yoo ma-roo? 150 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:32,624 Ee-Yoo. Ee-Yoo. 151 00:05:32,707 --> 00:05:35,877 Although I'm wary of all Crusties, 152 00:05:35,961 --> 00:05:38,839 it is cool that you cared enough to bring a Kaka-Mundo. 153 00:05:38,922 --> 00:05:40,382 One who speaks like the Daaboo. 154 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:41,925 You know English? 155 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:45,095 Your Clin-ton left an Us Weekly down here. 156 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:47,514 We used it to teach ourselves. 157 00:05:47,597 --> 00:05:49,599 Tell us, is Backstreet still back? 158 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:52,519 Janice? Janice! My love! 159 00:05:52,602 --> 00:05:55,355 Toomoo! Oh, Toomoo! 160 00:05:55,438 --> 00:05:57,274 Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! 161 00:05:57,357 --> 00:06:00,110 Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! 162 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:03,446 I must say, you have super big balls coming down here again. 163 00:06:03,530 --> 00:06:06,157 But your Kaka-Mundo has softened our hearts, so... 164 00:06:06,241 --> 00:06:08,201 I'm listening. Thank you, Koochoo. 165 00:06:08,285 --> 00:06:10,912 As a peace offering, we've brought gifts from above -- 166 00:06:10,996 --> 00:06:13,582 Crocs and Kirkland's version of Flamin' Hot Cheetos. 167 00:06:13,665 --> 00:06:16,501 It is customary for a gift giver to drink their own piss 168 00:06:16,585 --> 00:06:19,170 before anyone accepts a gift. 169 00:06:19,254 --> 00:06:21,548 You have to drink Hmm? your own piss first. 170 00:06:21,631 --> 00:06:23,091 Yeah, yeah, no, I heard. 171 00:06:23,174 --> 00:06:25,135 But is there -- Uh, can I get a reason? 172 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:27,470 To show that you are pure of heart and body. 173 00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:29,014 Hey, we take big swings, right? 174 00:06:29,097 --> 00:06:30,807 Right. Um, yes. 175 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:32,601 Okay, I'm just gonna go over here. 176 00:06:32,683 --> 00:06:34,603 Koochoo, I'm not gonna play around. 177 00:06:34,686 --> 00:06:36,980 In exchange for your energy, I'd like to offer you statehood. 178 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:38,815 A chance to join our great nation. Pass. 179 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:40,692 How about ecological protection? 180 00:06:40,775 --> 00:06:42,360 Or statehood? 181 00:06:42,444 --> 00:06:43,778 Hey, get your own star, maybe a football team? 182 00:06:43,862 --> 00:06:46,031 Please. Okay. Uh-huh. 183 00:06:46,114 --> 00:06:48,199 Mmmm, nope. Mnh-mnh. No. 184 00:06:48,283 --> 00:06:49,659 Oh, what's happening? 185 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:51,077 Hu-- Here we go. 186 00:06:53,622 --> 00:06:55,707 Ah! I did it! America did it! 187 00:06:55,790 --> 00:06:57,459 Thank you. And as for our deal, 188 00:06:57,542 --> 00:06:59,169 we just want 50,000 Toyota RAV4s. 189 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:01,671 Huh? Us Weekly said it's not a toy, 190 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:03,757 but that doesn't mean it won't make you feel like a kid again. 191 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:05,133 Uh, Banks... 192 00:07:05,216 --> 00:07:07,510 can you put in an order for 50,000 RAV4s? 193 00:07:07,594 --> 00:07:09,721 The all-new 1996 model. Done. 194 00:07:09,804 --> 00:07:10,972 What do you say? 195 00:07:11,056 --> 00:07:12,307 Vroom-vroom! 196 00:07:12,390 --> 00:07:14,059 This is a momentous day. 197 00:07:14,142 --> 00:07:16,436 Today, we solved America's power crisis 198 00:07:16,519 --> 00:07:19,397 by adding the energy of friends. 199 00:07:19,481 --> 00:07:20,357 - Aww! - Aww! 200 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:21,650 Flying in the plug! 201 00:07:21,733 --> 00:07:23,568 Okay, so how do we patch in? 202 00:07:23,652 --> 00:07:25,654 Should we just start stripping the wiring or... 203 00:07:25,737 --> 00:07:27,280 I dunno. You should probably ask the people 204 00:07:27,364 --> 00:07:28,782 who supply the tree's power. 205 00:07:28,865 --> 00:07:30,450 I thought the tree is the power. 206 00:07:30,533 --> 00:07:32,577 Oh, it totally was, but then we used it all. 207 00:07:32,661 --> 00:07:35,038 Now we get our power from the Moss People below us. 208 00:07:35,121 --> 00:07:37,040 You're telling me after we did this whole thing 209 00:07:37,123 --> 00:07:39,960 and drank piss we have to talk to someone else?! 210 00:07:40,043 --> 00:07:41,461 Well, they certainly won't talk to us. 211 00:07:41,544 --> 00:07:43,463 We've exploited them a lot. 212 00:07:43,546 --> 00:07:45,423 Also, our RAV4 vroom-vroom deal still stands 213 00:07:45,507 --> 00:07:47,258 because you'll need to run power through our world. 214 00:07:47,342 --> 00:07:49,886 God damn it! Just take us to the power source! 215 00:07:51,221 --> 00:07:54,182 Toomoo! As elder, you are in charge in my absence. 216 00:07:54,265 --> 00:07:57,102 Very well. I will pause from the best lovemaking 217 00:07:57,185 --> 00:07:59,646 of my entire life to lead our village. 218 00:07:59,729 --> 00:08:01,731 - Aww! - Sir? For the love of God. 219 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:03,316 My job can't be to hang out 220 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:05,735 and hear a grandma have gross old-people sex. 221 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:07,445 She's their Kaka-Mundo. 222 00:08:07,529 --> 00:08:10,949 Your job is whatever it needs to be to keep her safe. 223 00:08:13,201 --> 00:08:15,412 Mm! Tiny kisses -- my favorite. 224 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:16,663 See you tonight? 225 00:08:16,746 --> 00:08:18,498 You bet your noodly biscuits. 226 00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:20,667 - Bye, my love! - Bye, cutie! 227 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:22,168 Ugh, gross! Come on! 228 00:08:22,252 --> 00:08:24,129 Sorry. Shirt got caught on my bomb. 229 00:08:24,212 --> 00:08:25,213 Wait. What? 230 00:08:25,296 --> 00:08:27,090 Yeah, when I was younger, 231 00:08:27,173 --> 00:08:29,009 I signed up to be the last line of defense in case 232 00:08:29,092 --> 00:08:31,469 a hostile force ever took control of the Oval Office. 233 00:08:31,553 --> 00:08:33,304 Holy shit. 234 00:08:33,388 --> 00:08:35,432 Well, I had a womb. I figured, "Why not weaponize it?" 235 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:38,143 They called me the first "Kamikaze Secretary." 236 00:08:38,226 --> 00:08:41,104 Okay, that's bad-ass. Heh. You wanna see bad-ass? 237 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:42,522 I'll show you how to use your tongue 238 00:08:42,605 --> 00:08:43,773 to control a 60-foot worm. 239 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:45,316 And not in a gross way. 240 00:08:47,485 --> 00:08:48,737 Whoa! 241 00:08:48,820 --> 00:08:50,572 See? Our tree's plugged into the Life Rock, 242 00:08:50,655 --> 00:08:52,699 like I said. Shulu shulu! Shu-boo! 243 00:08:52,782 --> 00:08:54,492 Shulu shulu! No, no, no, no, no. 244 00:08:54,576 --> 00:08:55,994 Shu-gadoo gulu. 245 00:08:56,077 --> 00:08:57,412 They're just yelling obscenities at us. 246 00:08:57,495 --> 00:08:59,164 Mostly mom stuff. Bugadu. Dudu ma! 247 00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:00,874 No! Don't yell back! That's insane! 248 00:09:00,957 --> 00:09:02,208 Tell them we've come to negotiate 249 00:09:02,292 --> 00:09:04,419 - in good faith. - Shu-boo shulu. 250 00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:08,506 For your piss. 251 00:09:08,590 --> 00:09:10,925 Wait, me again? Why me? 252 00:09:11,009 --> 00:09:15,013 Finally, some leaders who aren't dishonest green douchebags. 253 00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:17,098 - You're a cool guy. - It's kinda my thing. 254 00:09:17,182 --> 00:09:19,017 Yeah, well, he made a deal with us first. 255 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:20,727 We're getting 50,000 RAV4s. 256 00:09:20,810 --> 00:09:23,104 Then we want 50,000 RAV5s. 257 00:09:23,188 --> 00:09:24,898 Uh, they didn't make RAV5s. 258 00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:27,692 Okay, hardball. 60,000 RAV4s. 259 00:09:27,776 --> 00:09:29,736 Before I agree to anything, 260 00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:31,863 I want proof this is the main source of power. 261 00:09:31,946 --> 00:09:35,158 Uh...we're plugged into the level below us, 262 00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:37,577 but you can't run power through here without cutting us in. 263 00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:39,120 What the fuck, guys?! 264 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:00,850 Nice clicking, Francis. 265 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:02,435 Next time, use a little more throat. 266 00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:03,895 Yes, ma'am. You know what'll help? 267 00:10:03,978 --> 00:10:05,772 Daaboo ice cream. 268 00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:08,233 They serve it so hot, it'll put calluses on your larynx. 269 00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:10,777 Now go find us a rock to sit on. Back in a jiff! 270 00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:12,028 Okay, rock. 271 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:13,738 Looking for a rock. 272 00:10:13,822 --> 00:10:15,657 All the rocks are on the ceiling. 273 00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:19,327 That son of a... 274 00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:21,663 Hey, buddy. What are you doing? 275 00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:23,206 I'm just having sex with two women. 276 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:24,749 What's your problem? 277 00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:26,668 Don't you think that's, you know, a little much? 278 00:10:26,751 --> 00:10:28,169 What if Janice saw? 279 00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:30,296 Look, I don't know how it is on the crust, 280 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:31,631 but down here, we got a saying -- 281 00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:33,174 The more leaves on the plant, 282 00:10:33,258 --> 00:10:34,592 the more you should rub your dick on it. 283 00:10:34,676 --> 00:10:36,302 Listen to me, you slut. 284 00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:38,179 I care about Janice, so if you hurt her, 285 00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:40,765 I will beat your green witch face so hard, 286 00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:42,016 you won't be able to see a woman, 287 00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:43,601 let alone touch her! 288 00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:45,854 But they could still touch me, right? 289 00:10:45,937 --> 00:10:47,522 They won't want to. 290 00:10:47,605 --> 00:10:49,566 Oh, my God, you suck so bad! 291 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,609 - You exploited us! - It's your fault! 292 00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:52,652 - Get your mushroom off of me! - And now you suck even more. 293 00:10:52,735 --> 00:10:54,195 Guys! Fuck! 294 00:10:54,279 --> 00:10:56,990 It's hot and I'm tired and America is out 295 00:10:57,073 --> 00:10:59,117 hundreds of thousands of '90s-style RAV4s 296 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:00,952 that we don't even have! 297 00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:02,912 Wait, are we the only ones who asked for Oakley sunglasses? 298 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:04,289 I want to renegotiate! 299 00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:05,999 No! No more deals! 300 00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:07,584 America is done being played for a fool! Aah! 301 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,252 What? 302 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:10,587 What the hell is this? 303 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,380 The source of all our power. 304 00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:14,382 It's like an infinite wireless battery or something. 305 00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:16,217 It's a spaceship, you dunce. 306 00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:18,678 Looks like it crashed into the Earth's crust centuries ago. 307 00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:20,096 Wait, there's something inside. 308 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,973 Did any of you even bother to open this? 309 00:11:22,056 --> 00:11:24,350 Why would we open a battery? 310 00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:26,895 Oh, my Goooood! 311 00:11:26,978 --> 00:11:30,523 Look at these things! Mwah! They're adorable! 312 00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:32,984 Sir, the power isn't coming from the ship. 313 00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:34,777 It's coming from the Gobobears. 314 00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:36,279 By the way, I also just named them that. 315 00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:38,156 Perfect name. Aww! And look! 316 00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:39,741 They reproduce via mitosis. 317 00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:43,036 Wow, and they do it fast. 318 00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:44,954 I'm not really seeing the big deal here. 319 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,956 Open your eyes, mushroom lady! Mwah! 320 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,459 They would have given you all infinite, sustainable power! 321 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,294 Mwah! None of this was necessary! Mwah. 322 00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:53,713 You idiots didn't need to plug in or exploit at all! 323 00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:55,423 Please, you don't have to yell. Oh, my gosh. 324 00:11:55,506 --> 00:11:57,258 Sir, calculating based on the speed of reproduction, 325 00:11:57,342 --> 00:11:59,928 all we need is two of these to fix America's grid. Mwah. Mwah. 326 00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:01,346 We'll leave the rest to be free-range. 327 00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:02,972 Not that they deserve them! 328 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:04,307 Fine! Let's get the hell out of here. 329 00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:05,767 - We do deserve them! - But my RAV4! 330 00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:07,477 Eat my ass. And lose America's number. 331 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:08,686 Not cool! 332 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,439 O-Ow. Ow! Shit! 333 00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:13,191 You weren't kidding. Oh! 334 00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:14,776 How are you eating this? 335 00:12:14,859 --> 00:12:16,653 Oh, I don't listen to my body when it whines. 336 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:17,987 You're my hero. 337 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:20,365 Come on, guys! We're leaving! 338 00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:22,158 Now? But Toomoo. 339 00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:24,786 Oh, shit. O'Doyle, grab the Gobobears! 340 00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:26,746 Mwah. Wow, their eyes are huge. Mm! 341 00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:29,415 Oh, there's my man! 342 00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:32,085 Toomoo, honey! We're leaving! 343 00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:35,630 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 344 00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:39,342 Oh... 345 00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:40,927 Janice! Come on! 346 00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:43,179 The Gobobears aren't getting any cuter. 347 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,432 Oh, how dare you! 348 00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:48,226 My fellow Americans... 349 00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:49,602 the nerds wanted to put restraints 350 00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:50,979 on American electricity, 351 00:12:51,062 --> 00:12:52,563 but I figured out how to give you 352 00:12:52,647 --> 00:12:55,483 even more unlimited energy forever! 353 00:12:55,566 --> 00:12:56,651 - Aww! - Aww! 354 00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:58,319 This is Two-Toes. 355 00:12:58,403 --> 00:13:00,029 One of several miraculous creatures 356 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:02,448 we freed from the deep dangers of Hollow Earth. 357 00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:05,243 And thanks to some rad-ass energy-absorbing tech. 358 00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:07,036 we've not only stabilized the grid -- 359 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,246 We've done it adorably. 360 00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:09,872 - Mr. President! - Mr. President! 361 00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:12,041 Sir, American deserves Frank. to know -- 362 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,293 How are you so fucking cool? 363 00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:15,086 When you got it, you got it. 364 00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:16,462 Wait. What the hell is that? 365 00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:18,298 Attention. 366 00:13:18,381 --> 00:13:20,633 We have detected that your mystical native race lives 367 00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:23,720 on top of a rare substance known as Cantgetium. 368 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:26,097 What? We're not mystical or native! 369 00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:28,141 We're notorious for colonizing! 370 00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:30,768 Prepare for harvesting. 371 00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:34,188 Oh, man. Us Weekly's gonna have a field day with this! 372 00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:37,650 Oh, shit! These motherfuckers are crazy! 373 00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:45,450 Crinkle Ear! Nooo! 374 00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:47,368 You goddamn monsters! 375 00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:49,120 Ha ha ha! Holy shit. 376 00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:50,455 It's not just on the surface. 377 00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:52,206 There's even more Cantgetium below us. 378 00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:53,750 Guys, you think this is too much? 379 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,918 Like, isn't this predictably awful? 380 00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:59,255 That's why we're called "Arch-ians," Mr. Scientist. 381 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:02,467 We've evolved by abandoning all nuance. 382 00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:04,844 Now...put a drill in the ground 383 00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:06,888 and suck this planet dry. 384 00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:16,064 Oh, my God! They're drilling for more bears? 385 00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:17,815 I should have never pushed you to go down there. 386 00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:19,859 I was drinking the Kool-Aid too hard on our administration. 387 00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:21,694 Mwah. This one's on me. Mwah. 388 00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:23,112 I should have listened to the nerds 389 00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:24,739 and done the boring, responsible thing! 390 00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:26,741 I just wanted to be America's cool dad. 391 00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:32,288 Seriously? Not even a dent? 392 00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:39,921 Sir! None of our weapons can bring them down! 393 00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:42,048 And we've spent millions of tax dollars trying! 394 00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:43,925 We need to get these Gobobears outta here. 395 00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:46,469 Take care of Two-Toes for me! All of them! Mwah. 396 00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:48,054 Banks! What are you doing? Mwah. 397 00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:49,555 Finding a way to bring them down. 398 00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:51,224 I didn't drink all that piss for nothing. 399 00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:52,725 Rahhhhh! 400 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,606 Right. Best to just let her cook. 401 00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:00,900 Let's roll! 402 00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:02,360 Mwah. Mwah. Mwah. 403 00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:04,779 What the hell?! 404 00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:07,198 - Oh! - Oh, no! No, no, no, no, no, no! 405 00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:09,283 Oh, my God! Stay strong, Daaboo! 406 00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:12,203 Like Kevin in the all-new motion picture, "Home Alone." 407 00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:13,871 Good work, soldiers. 408 00:15:13,955 --> 00:15:15,748 Get those Gobobears some blankets and kisses. 409 00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:17,458 It's bad, sir. We estimate their drill 410 00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:20,294 will reach the Gobobear layer in a couple of hours. 411 00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:21,921 Banks, did you hack in? 412 00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:22,880 It's an alien code base. 413 00:15:22,964 --> 00:15:24,632 I-I don't understand it! 414 00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:26,134 Can't you just think like them or something? 415 00:15:26,217 --> 00:15:27,885 Upload an alien brain? 416 00:15:27,969 --> 00:15:30,263 Maybe if I reduce skepticism and boost my adaptability, 417 00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:31,848 I can remove all barriers 418 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,808 towards understanding their culture. 419 00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:36,144 My mind would be open to literally everything. 420 00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:37,478 But that sounds dangerous. 421 00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:39,480 Wow, whoa, whoo. Shit. Banks? 422 00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:41,524 Damn, mm-hmm, wow, whoa. Shit. 423 00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:43,526 Ooh. Cool. Wow. Whoa. 424 00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:45,319 Well, this could go a few ways. 425 00:15:45,403 --> 00:15:47,822 Sir. Koochoo called to say the Hollow Earthers are using 426 00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:50,950 our elevator to come up and fight the giant drill machine. 427 00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:52,410 I say we ghost them. 428 00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:53,536 Just pretend we never heard them, 429 00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:54,912 make full eye contact, 430 00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:56,873 turn around, and let them die alone. 431 00:15:56,956 --> 00:16:00,168 I'll take that into consideration, Janice. 432 00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:03,880 Oh. Oh. 433 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:08,134 Oh, God. You're crying because I was so good at it. 434 00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:09,969 No, you still sound awful. 435 00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:13,347 Oh, I'm sad because Toomoo ghosted me. 436 00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:15,892 Oh, don't be. I protected you from that piece of shit. 437 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,643 What? I caught him cheating on you, 438 00:16:17,727 --> 00:16:19,228 so I threatened to break his face. 439 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,689 Don't worry -- I got you. What is wrong with you?! 440 00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:24,484 I haven't seen him in years. I don't care if he's exclusive. 441 00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:26,903 It was just nice to know he still loved me. 442 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,988 Uh, a-are you upset with me? 443 00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:31,240 Francis, I don't know if your brain is broken 444 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:34,035 or you're just a bro, but your toxic, transactional way 445 00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:35,620 of showing emotions has got to stop. 446 00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:38,164 You are done protecting me! 447 00:16:39,915 --> 00:16:41,459 So...you forgive me? 448 00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:43,461 No, you weird, selfish dick! 449 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,340 Uh! Koochoo. 450 00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:49,550 Never thought I'd see your sorry ass on the surface. 451 00:16:49,634 --> 00:16:51,427 We gonna do this, or what, Crustie? 452 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:54,222 Listen up! This isn't just about energy anymore. 453 00:16:54,305 --> 00:16:55,765 It's about our homes! Our livelihoods! 454 00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,725 Protecting our Gobobears! 455 00:16:57,808 --> 00:17:01,103 Together, we can take down this harvester! 456 00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:02,146 With my nickel! 457 00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:04,607 - And my moss! - And my shroom! 458 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:07,234 Yeah! Okay, sure. Go get 'em, guys! 459 00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:08,653 Hollow Earth! 460 00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:11,113 - We got this! - Charge! 461 00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:18,287 Whoa! 462 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:19,747 Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no, no, no. Stop! 463 00:17:19,829 --> 00:17:21,499 I was only playing along for camaraderie. 464 00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:22,750 Oh, shit. Oh, shit! 465 00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:24,502 Oh, that's hard to watch. 466 00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:26,378 For Janice! 467 00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:30,216 You aren't allowed to die! 468 00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:31,425 You again? 469 00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:33,844 You need to make love to my co-worker. You hear me?! 470 00:17:33,928 --> 00:17:35,304 What is wrong with you? 471 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,056 I'm not good at this. 472 00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:45,856 Our drill is closing in on that Cantgetium, General. 473 00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:48,526 Ha ha ha! Nothing can get in our way now. 474 00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:49,652 What? 475 00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:50,695 Huh? 476 00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:52,154 Who are you? 477 00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:53,948 Why did you just slide a gun towards me? 478 00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:56,367 Hak nagala. What? 479 00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:59,620 No one but us understands our language. 480 00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:01,330 I've opened my mind to your culture. 481 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:02,999 Absorbed it all. Ah. 482 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:06,168 But you still want to know why we do it. 483 00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:10,548 As a boy, my species ravaged our own planet for energy. 484 00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:13,467 And when that wasn't enough, we drained our sun and -- 485 00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:14,552 Agh! 486 00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:16,178 You! 487 00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:19,515 You murdered me while monologuing! 488 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:23,019 That's the most Archian thing ever. 489 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:27,315 I...think...I-I love you. 490 00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:30,443 Mr. Pilot. 491 00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:32,194 Well, now it's weird if I say "I love you," too. 492 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:34,322 But I was thinking it. 493 00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:37,033 Banks. Oh, thank God. 494 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,451 These Hollow Earthers are terrible allies. 495 00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:40,369 Good news and bad news, sir. 496 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,830 I went full Archian, but it did help me find a vulnerability. 497 00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:45,625 There's a small thermal vent that leads to their engine core. 498 00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:47,543 We blow that up, it'll take down the whole fleet. 499 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,545 Hell yeah! 500 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,172 Get your ass out here so we can Death Star this thing! 501 00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:53,758 Guys! We're gonna use actual missiles 502 00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:54,592 to hit an actual weak spot. 503 00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:56,260 Get the hell out of the way! 504 00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:57,386 Okay. 505 00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,055 Missiles aren't gonna cut it, sir. 506 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,431 We need to suck their defenses dry. 507 00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:02,141 Sorry. Fuck. Give me a sec. 508 00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:03,476 Ohhhh. Oh! 509 00:19:03,559 --> 00:19:05,019 Here comes the shame. Uhhhh... 510 00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:07,104 - I got you. - Uch, stop handing me piss. 511 00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:08,939 My arc wasn't learning to love piss. 512 00:19:09,023 --> 00:19:11,067 Sorry. Where was I? Missiles aren't gonna cut it. 513 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,985 We need a nuke to blow out their engine core. 514 00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:14,487 We're 30 miles from D.C.! 515 00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:16,530 That would cause fallout for decades. 516 00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:18,240 Well, what the hell are we gonna shoot in there? 517 00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:19,617 Me. 518 00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:21,077 Two-Toes? You can talk? 519 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,662 As you have been kissing and petting me, 520 00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:24,580 I have learned your language. 521 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:26,999 Where I come from, there is nothing but energy. 522 00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:30,503 We left in search of the rarest element in the universe. 523 00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:32,046 Pearls? Love. 524 00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:33,881 - Obviously. - "The Fifth Element." 525 00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:35,716 We spent a lifetime searching. 526 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:39,053 But it only took a day with you to finally understand it. 527 00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:41,597 If you let my people return home with this knowledge, 528 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:44,183 I will take out the harvester. 529 00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:45,685 Clean energy, no radiation. 530 00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:47,770 You have my word, Two-Toes. 531 00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:49,230 Load me in. 532 00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:13,212 Toomoo? 533 00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:15,047 My favorite of all my loves! 534 00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:17,550 Janice, look, I'm good at stopping bullets, 535 00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:19,135 and a penis is a bullet, 536 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,886 so I stopped this. 537 00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:22,513 I-I still don't know how to do this right, 538 00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:23,764 but here. 539 00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:25,391 Thank you, Francis. 540 00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:27,351 Wait till I'm out of the room! 541 00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:29,895 Your people came in search of love. 542 00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:31,439 And in doing so, 543 00:20:31,522 --> 00:20:33,441 they helped us to find the power within ourselves. 544 00:20:33,524 --> 00:20:34,817 Not that we can monetize that 545 00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,819 or use it to play Xbox, but, still. 546 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,404 You can all go home now. 547 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,615 - Bye! - Goddamn adorable. 548 00:20:41,699 --> 00:20:44,368 Aww. Their tails must get so dirty. 549 00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:47,830 Aww. 550 00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:50,875 Wait, that was our entire energy supply! 551 00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:53,627 Well, you certainly fucked us, Mr. President. 552 00:20:53,711 --> 00:20:55,963 Not only did you not get us power -- 553 00:20:56,046 --> 00:20:58,841 We had to build an extra power plant in Hollow Earth 554 00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:01,844 because you crippled their energy source. 555 00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:04,680 Not to mention all the 1990s-style RAV4s 556 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:07,933 we had to put into production as some kind of apology. 557 00:21:08,017 --> 00:21:10,102 Am I taking crazy pills? 558 00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:11,771 Just show me in the simplest terms. 559 00:21:11,854 --> 00:21:15,274 What is America's biggest energy suck? 560 00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:17,276 Shit. 561 00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:19,361 Which is why, as of 1:00 p.m. today, 562 00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:21,697 we are implementing an AI porn tax. 563 00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:27,244 AI porn takes up about 95% of our energy as a nation. 564 00:21:27,328 --> 00:21:30,080 Every citizen will be limited to two keywords per day... 565 00:21:30,164 --> 00:21:31,749 every company, two letters. 566 00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:33,918 But if the Gobobears taught us anything, 567 00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:35,085 it's that we can get through this 568 00:21:35,169 --> 00:21:36,796 with the power of love. 569 00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:39,173 Mr. President, you really think 570 00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:40,674 it's cool to tax our penis? 571 00:21:40,758 --> 00:21:42,760 No, Frank, none of this is "cool." Stuckey. 572 00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:45,846 Sir, people online are already calling you the "CumTaxer." 573 00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:47,932 Do you think that will be your new "Battleswag" gamer tag? 574 00:21:48,015 --> 00:21:50,768 Banks, see if we can get "CumTaxer" as my gamer tag. 575 00:21:50,851 --> 00:21:52,728 Way ahead of you, sir. 576 00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:54,563 Already secured "CumTaxer" "CumTaxer69," 577 00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:55,940 "CommanderNCumTax." 578 00:21:56,023 --> 00:21:57,107 Cool. 579 00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:03,155 ♪ AI's not as big a danger ♪ 580 00:22:03,239 --> 00:22:05,741 ♪ As AI porn ♪ 581 00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:09,912 ♪ Everyone will make their own porn ♪ 582 00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:14,667 ♪ Think of it like brewing beer ♪ 583 00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:18,546 ♪ But if you brewed 8 million beers ♪ 584 00:22:18,629 --> 00:22:21,507 ♪ You'd stop ♪ 585 00:22:24,468 --> 00:22:26,929 Oh, God damn it.