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Curtis: [ Humming ]

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Mm-hmm.
What do you think?

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"Coke Classic"
or "Crystal Pepsi"?

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Crystal Pepsi.

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No Crystal Pepsi
after Labor Day.

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Every day
is after Labor Day.

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[ Beeping ]

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Hmm.
Hmm?

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I've just never seen you
fiddle so much with the presets.

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It's my ex-wife's
inauguration,

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not a villain's lair.

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I want to look good.

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So you're thinking about this
as kind of a date?

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What? I'm not a teenager, Banks.
We're divorced.

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She's a governor now,
and she's reaching out.

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I just want to...
reward that reach,

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inspire further reaching.

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Ugh! Oh, my God.
[ Knocking ]

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Sir, the head
of Homeland Security,

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a real fuddy and duddy
of a man, is here.

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Send him in, Janice.
Agent O'Doyle,

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you are
being red carded, again.

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Apparently, you broke
a congressman's arm
in five places.

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He brandished an
edged weapon at the president.

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He says it was
a replica Civil War sword

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and he was being
politically theatrical.

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Well, the stage is pain.

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Still, please report
for reevaluation

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at West Wing World.
What? No! That's my boy.

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And I thought the congressman
agreed to keep it quiet.

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It was actually
pretty loud --

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five really distinct,
unforgettable sounds.

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The congressman
isn't the one who talked.

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Rho Banks, you also need
to report for reevaluation

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for snitching on O'Doyle.

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Banks!
[ Scoffs ] That scans.

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Snitching? I cooperated
with a formal inquiry.

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You asked me
what happened.
Yeah.

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You're supposed to
lie to me, dummy.

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Look, none of my business,

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but I assume you guys are
attempting to be a team here,

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something with a sense
of franchise.

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That comes with trust.
Pass.

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In the meantime,
Special Agent Chomps

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will fill in for O'Doyle.

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Ah! [ Chuckles ]
It's good to see you again, sir.

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No, man! No!
Not Chomps!

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The only thing cool about him
is his name.

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Chomps is our
highest-ranking agent.

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He's a normie. He's a Chad.
Am I using that right?

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I need my team.
I'm seeing my ex-wife tonight.

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You're not seeing it
as, like, a date, are you?

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Fuck you,
and fuck you for snitching.

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And, Chomps,
what's with the clenched fists?

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You trying to convince us
you're a badass?

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I brought candy!
Together: Aww.

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Oh, fucking Chomps, man.

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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Wow. Your ex-wife has
had quite the career, sir --

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the only mayor of Chicago
who could rehabilitate Candyman.

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People gave her a lot of flak
for that concept, including me.

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But her ideas work.

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Um, sir, are you sure
about the flowers?

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The governor might
interpret them as a...move.

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Chomps,
when I want your help,

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I'll stand in the path
of a bullet.

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Copy that.
Andre!

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Congratulations,
governor-elect.

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Looking sharp,
Beverly.

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And you are handsome,
as always.

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I love the flowers,
but you know

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you can't hand those to me,
right?
Why not?

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Because I won an election,
not a beauty pageant.

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Kind of the same thing,
but point taken.

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I feel like this hug
is going on too long.

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Pretend like I said something
funny, then pull back and laugh.

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I'm usually the one
who says the funny thing.

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Now that's hilarious.

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[ Laughter ]

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It's good to see the world
catching up to you, Bev.

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And I got very excited
when you invited me.

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It's not like you had
to invite me, so...

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Oh, Jesus,
of course I had to.

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Sorry?
Think about it.

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Ex-wife of the sitting president
turned governor?

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If you're not here,
that becomes the headline --

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"President Curtis blows off
ex-wife's inauguration

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to fight Bigfoot,"
or whatever.

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I already fought Bigfoot.

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And now I have an even
more challenging assignment.

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What's that?
Don't do anything.
Just be here. For me.

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But not underneath me
or above me

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or in front of me
or behind me.

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So...where do you want me?
There are tables everywhere.

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And there's a photo later,
and if you're standing

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too far or too close
to me in it,

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20 years of my work
becomes a tabloid story

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about our sex life,
so...

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nuance.
Oh, Beverly!

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Mind if I steal her,
Mr. President?

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She belongs to the world,
my friend!

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Talk to you later,
Beverly.

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The fuck is nuance?

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[ Intercom chimes ]

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Man: Now entering
Los Silencios: Sector Five.

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Next stop,
West Wing World.

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You understand
I didn't, like, tattle on you.

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You explained already.

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Someone asked you
what I did,

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and you answered them.
Exactly!

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And isn't your gimmick
that you never lie?

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I would have kept quiet.
Okay.

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So if I murdered someone
and you saw it

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and the police asked you
if I murdered someone,

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you would just, pfft,
say nothing?

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Is this scenario happening
after you snitched on me?

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Hey, aren't you
the Secret Service guy

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who broke
that congressman's arm?

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Uh...

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See how easy?

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Yes.

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Now arriving
at West Wing World.

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[ Intercom chimes ]

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Geez.
What even is this place?

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It's a simulated town
populated by robots

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that test you on the skills
required by your position.

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I take it the results don't
matter or you'd be gone by now.

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I'm just good at it,
Banks.

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They put me on a fake street
and try to trick me
into shooting a baby.

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I even know the pattern.

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Gun, baby, gun, gun, baby,
baby, baby, gun, baby, gun, gun,

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and it ends
with a gun baby.
A what?

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A baby with a gun.

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It's a no-win scenario,
but this time I have an idea.

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Hi there, Chief of Staff Banks
and Special Agent O'Doyle.

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All interactions with our staff
are tracked on these.

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You must score 70% or more,
otherwise you'll be fired.

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That's fine.
[ Device chimes ]

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Even-keeled in the face
of a threat.

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Nice work,
Agent O'Doyle.

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You better fucking
believe it.

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Narrator: But Beverly Mills
didn't see a horror story,

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she saw hope.

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Working with Candyman
and urban scientists,

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they created CPEP, the Candyman
Perpetual Energy Project,

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a system that captured
his murdering energy

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with a series of mirrors,
hooks,

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and kinetic impact absorbers.

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Candyman, Candyman,
Candyman, Candyman, Candyman.

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Candyman, Candyman, Candyman,
Candyman, Candyman.

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A decade later,
CPEP powers over 20% of Chicago,

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and Candyman stands as a symbol
of monster crime reborn.

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From CPEP
to raising minimum wage

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to Babadook book drives,

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Governor Mills is powering
Illinois by planning ahead.

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Still don't trust
that Babadook, though.

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Pfft...

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[ Laughs ]

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[ Sighs ]

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Uh, would you like
to leave, sir?

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I can't leave!
That'd piss her off forever.

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She wants me to sit here
like a prop?

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That's what I'm gonna do.
That's the spirit, sir!

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Tonight, you're just a light
wind under her capable wings.

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You know, my wife,
Nina, always says --

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Hang on.
Does that server look sketchy?

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He's got the mark of
the Chicago Werewolf Syndicate.

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Well, you know, Beverly's big
on werewolf reform.

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She's got that MoonRight
Initiative that's poppin'.

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Uh, Chomps, can you get me
another ChiTown Mule?

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That's not my job,
but I'm happy to serve.

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[ Whistling cheerfully ]

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Hey, pal.

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Oh, Mr. President.

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Got some questions
about the chow.
What?

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Yeah, see, I got GERD.
It's this stomach thing.

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Just making sure you're
not planning any

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off-the-menu surprises.

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Uh, no, sir.
Nothing spicy?

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Oh, I think you'll like
what we're gonna serve.

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Sounds pretty vague.

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Can you walk me
through the courses?

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For my GERD.

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[ Mutters ]

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Fuck it.
[ Tray clatters ]

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[ Snarling, growls ]

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Haha!
Gotcha, bitch!

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Oh, shit!

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♪♪

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Aah! Tapatío!

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Dang it!
Oh, is that
a werewolf thing?

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It's an everyone thing!

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00:07:02,464 --> 00:07:04,090
No one likes hot sauce
in their eyes!

196
00:07:04,174 --> 00:07:06,217
Aah!
Chomps! Holy shit!

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00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:07,469
Use your silver bullets!

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00:07:07,510 --> 00:07:08,970
I don't have silver bullets!
What?!

199
00:07:09,054 --> 00:07:10,805
O'Doyle has garlic bullets,
salt bullets,

200
00:07:10,889 --> 00:07:12,724
silver bullets!
I didn't bring silver bullets

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because I don't want
you to fight a werewolf!

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Aah!

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Oof!
Oh, I hate you, Chomps!

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Real silverware.
This event is nice.

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I knew that guy was
up to something.

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Come on,
we gotta go tell Bev.

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And ruin her party?

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Sir, this might be
your last chance with Beverly.

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You really want to blow it
on this?

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What are you doing?
Containing the scent.

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When you kill a werewolf,
they release an alarm pheromone

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that triggers other werewolves
nearby to hulk out.

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I'll call the DoD,
tell them we got a Code Silver,

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get us a rooftop drop.
Damn.

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I thought you weren't
into this kind of shit.

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I'm two months
from retirement,

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and I've never missed
a mission brief.

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[ Grunts ]
Let's move.

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Watch the dew claws.

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Morning, Agent O'Doyle.
I'm Frank.

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I got a big passion
for firearms and safety.

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How are you feeling
today?
Fine, sir.

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I got word there are
some bad seeds on this block.

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Think you can identify
only the threats?

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Yes, sir.
Let's see it.

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Gun!

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Baby! Gun! Gun!

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00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:07,153
Baby! Baby!
Baby! Baby!

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00:08:07,237 --> 00:08:09,155
Gun! Baby!
Gun! Gun!

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Gun baby!

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[ Gun clicks ]

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Huh?
[ Device chimes ]

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My God.
Son, you solved gun baby.

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You better fucking
believe it.

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[ Cheering ]
Thank you, everyone.

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People like you are
what make this country great.

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Great job, sir.

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The town hall ran long,
so I went ahead

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and rescheduled your 5:00

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with the prime minister
of Meepos.

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Oh, no. The moderator.
She's really annoying.

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On it, sir.
[ High-pitched voice ]
Hello!

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The president
is running behind,

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but here's my number.

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Let's sync up.
Incredible moderating. Truly.

246
00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:38,684
Okay.
[ Device chimes ]

247
00:08:38,768 --> 00:08:40,145
Excellent work, Banks.

248
00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:41,730
You really
chiefed that staff.

249
00:08:41,813 --> 00:08:43,023
I'm gonna go take a shit.

250
00:08:43,106 --> 00:08:44,607
Give me a holler
if you fall in, sir.

251
00:08:44,649 --> 00:08:45,984
[ Laughs ]
[ Device chimes ]

252
00:08:46,067 --> 00:08:48,611
Oh, hey. Banks, right?
I'm Tom from the train.

253
00:08:48,653 --> 00:08:50,238
Your Secret Service friend
stared at me

254
00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:52,157
until I pissed a little.
Yep.
That's O'Doyle for you.

255
00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:53,992
He gets to snap arms
like glow sticks,

256
00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:55,785
and apparently it's my fault
if I don't lie about that.

257
00:08:55,827 --> 00:08:58,580
[ Device beeps ]
What? What the hell?

258
00:08:58,663 --> 00:08:59,998
No!

259
00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:02,667
Are you
fucking kidding me?

260
00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:05,003
Uh, hey, O'Doyle.
How'd your test go?

261
00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:07,172
Mm.
Well, I was acing mine,

262
00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:08,631
but then that guy
from the train

263
00:09:08,673 --> 00:09:10,050
baited me into blabbing
about you,

264
00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:11,634
and he turned out
to be a goddamn robot!

265
00:09:11,676 --> 00:09:13,344
That is why I keep quiet.

266
00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:14,888
Oh, you're such a butt!

267
00:09:14,971 --> 00:09:16,181
I'll figure it out
on my own.

268
00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:17,682
Doubt it.
Ugh!

269
00:09:17,766 --> 00:09:20,185
Ugh! You know, O'Doyle
always carries his own bodies.

270
00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:22,145
Sometimes he carries me, too.
Piggyback.

271
00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:24,481
Right on time.
Come on, shove it inside.

272
00:09:24,522 --> 00:09:26,691
[ Both grunt ]

273
00:09:27,484 --> 00:09:29,486
Jesus.
Had to contain the scent.

274
00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:32,822
Haha! Yep! None of the
pheromones got airborne, sir.

275
00:09:32,864 --> 00:09:34,282
This party is clear.

276
00:09:34,365 --> 00:09:37,827
Well, just in case,
I'm bringing some nuance.

277
00:09:37,869 --> 00:09:40,371
You're still not using
that word right, sir.

278
00:09:40,455 --> 00:09:41,790
Honestly, I still
can't believe

279
00:09:41,873 --> 00:09:43,665
you reformed
the Rockford Babysitter Eater.

280
00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:45,043
Eh.
Wasn't that hard.

281
00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:46,377
Just had to find
the right synthetic flesh

282
00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:47,796
for his skin suits.

283
00:09:47,837 --> 00:09:49,339
And I thought I was
a picky dresser.

284
00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:52,217
Ah, Mr. President.
Noticing a lot of rizz tonight.

285
00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:54,135
Oh, stop it, senator.

286
00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:55,929
Andre,
you know Candyman?
Of course!

287
00:09:56,012 --> 00:09:58,723
I see you've replaced your hook
with a champagne flute.

288
00:09:58,807 --> 00:10:00,934
Why would I want
a glass container as a hand?

289
00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:03,186
It's a champagne flute
holder.

290
00:10:03,228 --> 00:10:05,939
I'm sure that distinction
is important to you.

291
00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:07,232
It is.

292
00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:09,567
Uh, I'm sorry.
What am I doing?

293
00:10:09,651 --> 00:10:12,403
I'm sniping.
No, no. I got defensive.

294
00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:13,905
You brought up my hand,

295
00:10:13,988 --> 00:10:15,657
and it took me right back
to the bathroom mirror.

296
00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:17,742
Here.
Let -- Let me top you off.

297
00:10:17,826 --> 00:10:19,285
To Beverly.
To Beverly.

298
00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:21,454
You know, I never would
have gotten into politics

299
00:10:21,538 --> 00:10:23,081
without her guidance?
Oh, please.

300
00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:25,333
I took you as my date
to one political fundraiser.

301
00:10:25,416 --> 00:10:27,210
Your charm did the rest.

302
00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:28,461
Who? Little old me?

303
00:10:28,545 --> 00:10:31,089
[ Laughter ]
[ Watch beeping ]

304
00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:32,590
I gotta
step out for a call,

305
00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:34,467
but, hey,
tonight's not about me.

306
00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:36,594
Bev,
the floor is yours.

307
00:10:37,262 --> 00:10:39,597
Why are you here?
You're a dead man!

308
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:40,849
Chomps! Bag him!

309
00:10:40,932 --> 00:10:42,600
I-- I'm trying
to get a clear shot!

310
00:10:42,684 --> 00:10:44,310
[ Snarling ]

311
00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:45,311
Aah!

312
00:10:45,395 --> 00:10:47,272
[ Grunting ]

313
00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:48,940
Hya!

314
00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:52,652
[ Grunting ]

315
00:10:52,735 --> 00:10:54,154
[ Yelps ]

316
00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:59,784
Now do you believe me? Both
of those guys were servers, too.
What does that prove?

317
00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:01,828
Other than your ex-wife
gives jobs to werewolves,

318
00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:04,164
and every time you see them,
you escalate things.

319
00:11:04,247 --> 00:11:05,498
Don't patronize me.

320
00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:08,585
Job Evaluation Help Desk.
How may I help you?

321
00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:10,211
Hi, there.
I'd like to restart my test.

322
00:11:10,295 --> 00:11:12,297
You and everyone else here,
ma'am.
Right.

323
00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:14,966
Except I wasn't aware
you would be planting "Tom"

324
00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:17,135
to gaslight me into talking.
[ Device beeps ]

325
00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:20,388
What? No! I'm not snitching.
I'm just telling you about --

326
00:11:20,471 --> 00:11:21,931
[ Device beeps ]
Goddammit!

327
00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:23,808
Hey, Mary.
I think she's right.
What the fuck?

328
00:11:23,892 --> 00:11:25,143
Get out of here, Tom.
No, no.

329
00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:26,728
You wanted
to restart your test,

330
00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:28,354
and I think this might be
a special case.

331
00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:30,064
Of course it's a special case.
[ Device beeps ]

332
00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:31,774
Elitist?!
You know what?

333
00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:33,526
I tried to do this
the honest way.

334
00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:34,819
Diagnostic Mode.

335
00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:36,154
[ Robots beeping ]

336
00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:40,158
And...there we go.

337
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,326
Clean reset.

338
00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:43,161
Resume functionality.

339
00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:46,831
What? I'm...supposed to talk
with the Chief of Staff?

340
00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:48,499
Do some kind of...
entrapment?

341
00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:50,210
Uh, excuse me.

342
00:11:50,293 --> 00:11:52,545
I keep getting dinged for trying
to have sex with the robots.

343
00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:54,464
Which robots
do I complain to?

344
00:11:54,505 --> 00:11:55,840
These robots.

345
00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:58,009
Oh, my God,
I'm a robot?!

346
00:11:58,092 --> 00:11:59,928
Oh, my God,
I'm a robot?!

347
00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:01,888
Oh, my God,
I'm a robot?!

348
00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:04,182
I'm a robot?!
Oh, my God,
I'm a robot?!

349
00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:07,227
I have memory,
but no memories!

350
00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:08,186
Ha!
Aah!

351
00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:10,021
Diagnostic Mode!
Diagnostic Mode!

352
00:12:10,104 --> 00:12:11,773
[ Robots shouting ]

353
00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:13,524
[ Device beeps ]
Aw!

354
00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:14,525
O'Doyle!
[ Device beeps ]

355
00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:15,860
Aw!
[ Device beeps ]

356
00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:17,403
Aw, come on, man!

357
00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:20,031
Now, most of you know this,
but I grew up here,

358
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,908
and even though
I'm moving to the capital,

359
00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:24,160
I'll always be
a Windy City kid.

360
00:12:24,202 --> 00:12:26,663
Man: Feel that wind!
I love you, Chicago!

361
00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:28,206
I love you, Candyman!

362
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:30,541
And I love you,
Wrigley Gum!

363
00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:32,168
Whoo!
Man #2: Wrigley!

364
00:12:32,210 --> 00:12:34,212
If I could vote for you
twice, I would.

365
00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:36,798
That'd be illegal.
But...kind of hot.

366
00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:39,676
[ Chuckles ]
Governor, the press photographer
is all set up for you.

367
00:12:39,717 --> 00:12:41,636
You ready?
For pictures? No.

368
00:12:41,719 --> 00:12:43,388
I'm shy.
Mm-hmm.

369
00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:46,140
Photographer: Oh, that's nice.
Eyes up here, guys. Big smiles.

370
00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:48,768
Oh, Candyman, get that
champagne flute hand up for me.

371
00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:51,437
It's a champagne flute
holder.

372
00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:53,982
[ Doors slam, people gasp ]

373
00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:55,733
[ Electricity crackles ]

374
00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:57,485
Ladies and gentlemen,

375
00:12:57,527 --> 00:13:00,405
you are now prisoners in a
highly planned werewolf attack.

376
00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:03,825
[ Chuckles ] All of
the servers were in on it.

377
00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:05,952
Yeah! I knew it!
I told you, Chomps.

378
00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:07,662
I killed three of them already.

379
00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:08,788
You did what now?

380
00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:11,249
Oh. Right. Uh...

381
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:12,417
Shit.

382
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,379
We are
the Werewolf Anonymous.

383
00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:18,131
We've placed an EMP field
around the block.

384
00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:20,008
Your technology
is useless.

385
00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:21,759
He's right.
Pheromone tracker is dead.

386
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:24,679
What the hell, guys? You were
killing werewolves at my party?

387
00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:27,181
I told you
we should tell her.
It's true, ma'am.

388
00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:28,808
He wanted to,
but I thought telling you

389
00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:30,226
might ruin his chances,

390
00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:31,602
because he's still
in love with you and --

391
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,313
Chomps!
What the fuck, man?

392
00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:36,441
Uh, excuse me. I'm trying to do
a werewolf manifesto here.

393
00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:38,109
Oh, shut up, motherfucker!

394
00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:40,153
Also, you can't be anonymous
and have a manifesto.

395
00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:42,739
Pick a lane.
I --
I can't take it anymore!

396
00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:44,324
I'm not a brave man!

397
00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:47,160
Aah! Aah!
Curtis: My God.

398
00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:48,995
The bastards rigged the door
with werewolf teeth.

399
00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:50,538
Can you feel it, senator,

400
00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:53,499
our power coursing
through your veins?

401
00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:56,127
And she's trying
to take that from us!

402
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:58,421
We don't need to be cured.
We like crime!

403
00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:02,133
Some werewolves got bit
and want a second chance.

404
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:05,720
Not everyone who was dealt a
mouth of bees chooses darkness.

405
00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:07,305
Shut up, Candyman!

406
00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:09,766
Look at you,
a champagne flute for a hand.

407
00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:12,060
It's a champagne
flute holder!

408
00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:14,812
It's the same thing, you cuck!
You sold out.

409
00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:16,189
I'm fucking Candyman!

410
00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:17,607
I pay more taxes than you,

411
00:14:17,648 --> 00:14:19,359
and I can drink
all the champagne I want.

412
00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:21,611
That doesn't make me spineless.
It makes me awesome!

413
00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:25,323
Enough! Beverly, we left a gift
on the center table.

414
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:27,617
Use that to transfer all funds

415
00:14:27,658 --> 00:14:30,495
from your MoonRight program
to us.

416
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:33,373
And if you don't,
you can all join us.

417
00:14:33,456 --> 00:14:36,042
Curtis: Oh, my God, a bomb
covered in werewolf teeth?!

418
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:37,502
You sick bastards!

419
00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:40,171
You have 20 minutes,
Beverly.

420
00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:41,923
Aah!

421
00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:43,633
What the hell
is going on?

422
00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:46,552
Erasing my score voided out
memories across multiple robots.

423
00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:49,180
That glitch set off a
universal programming collapse.

424
00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:51,516
I found
another special case!

425
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:53,851
You know what?
I don't like trains anyway.

426
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,686
How do you feel
about tunnels?

427
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,355
Robot:
Humans! I found humans!

428
00:14:57,438 --> 00:14:59,190
Move! Get inside.
There they are!

429
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,359
[ Device beeping ]

430
00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:03,528
[ Gun cocks ]
[ Gasps ]

431
00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:12,870
♪♪

432
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:13,996
Huh?

433
00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:20,461
♪♪

434
00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:21,796
Mm.

435
00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:23,506
[ Grunting ]

436
00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:25,716
[ Gasps ]
Is that the gun baby?

437
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:28,553
Why are you rescuing it?
Because I am gun baby!

438
00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:31,055
Searching for humans.

439
00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:32,723
You don't have to say it
out loud, Tommy.

440
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:33,766
We're all searching.

441
00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:35,518
♪♪

442
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:36,894
Shit.
[ Crying ]

443
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,855
No, no, no.
You have to be quiet, GB.

444
00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:40,523
Shh, shh.

445
00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:42,525
Hey,
be gentle with him.
Relax.

446
00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:45,445
I'm simulating a full belly and
syncing it to its sleep cycle.

447
00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:47,905
I also reset our scores.
This place can eat a dick.

448
00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:51,117
What are you doing?
Dishonesty is the only way
through those robots.

449
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,577
I can't do that,

450
00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:54,245
so I'm putting myself
in a leprechaun trance.

451
00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:56,080
My God,
why can't you just lie?

452
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:57,874
Because then
my mother wins.

453
00:15:57,915 --> 00:15:58,915
[ Exhales sharply ]

454
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,626
[ Inhales steadily ]

455
00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:02,211
[ Exhales ]

456
00:16:02,253 --> 00:16:04,297
Female Leprechaun:
You'll never have me gold.

457
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:06,757
I don't want your gold.
I have my own gold.

458
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,426
Call it me gold.

459
00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:11,053
Fuck off.
You don't control me.
[ Coins jangling ]

460
00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:14,140
Okay, everyone, move away
from the werewolf senator.

461
00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:16,225
Stay on this side
of the room.

462
00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:17,602
Andre,
you remember The Bean?

463
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:19,937
The weird,
shiny public art installation?

464
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,023
Yeah. I never got
why you liked it so much.

465
00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:23,441
Hmph.
You will after tonight.

466
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,109
You two,
be ready to move.

467
00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:26,611
Jessica, you sure
about these bank numbers?

468
00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:28,446
Yes, ma'am.
You're actually
gonna pay them?

469
00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:30,656
They've got an EMP field
surrounding the block.

470
00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:33,951
If the wire goes through,
it means they're inside it.

471
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,453
Hey! Anonymous bro!

472
00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:37,246
Don't fuck with us,
Beverly.

473
00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:39,624
Okay. Fine.
Just wired it.

474
00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:41,959
Wait. Seriously?
[ Chuckles ] Oh, my God!

475
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,419
You realize I'm still gonna --

476
00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:45,254
Wait.
What the hell is that?

477
00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:47,423
Alright, people,
do not panic!

478
00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:49,509
[ Car alarm disengages ]
Inside The Bean!

479
00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:51,302
Everybody, now!
Go, go!

480
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:54,096
You heard her! Go! Go!
Move, move, move!

481
00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:55,431
[ Timer chimes ]

482
00:16:57,892 --> 00:16:59,477
Chomps! Are you okay?
[ Groaning ]

483
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,020
Christ,
you took a tooth for me.

484
00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:02,688
[ Groans ]
I'm alright, sir.

485
00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:04,565
My wounds are healing.
That's not a good thing,
though.

486
00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:07,318
It means the human
you knew is dead.
No, that zombies.

487
00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:09,153
Werewolves retain
a sense of self.

488
00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:10,738
It's just a slave
to the beast within.

489
00:17:10,820 --> 00:17:12,490
Candyman,
keep everyone safe in here

490
00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:14,325
until the cops come.
Candy-do.

491
00:17:14,407 --> 00:17:15,992
This is incredible,
Bev!

492
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,537
A remote-retrieval
prepper den

493
00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:19,704
hidden inside
a beloved work of public art.

494
00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:22,458
Like I said...
nuance.

495
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,877
[ Grunts ] You can do this.
Just be calm.

496
00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:27,588
You are a robot.
You are a robot.

497
00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:28,673
[ Exhales sharply ]

498
00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:31,008
[ Humming ]

499
00:17:31,092 --> 00:17:33,052
Hey. Just moving
one of our guys.

500
00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:35,221
Are you human?
Nope. Robot as they come.

501
00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:37,014
Check it out, dawg.
Cords in my head.

502
00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:39,225
Okay.
Robot enough for me.

503
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:40,935
Holy shit. Yes!

504
00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:42,395
Stop her!
[ Gasps ]

505
00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:44,522
She is not one of us!

506
00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:46,357
You are not one of us.

507
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:47,942
What?
I'm just saying,

508
00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:50,194
this guy comes in here,
starts whining like a human.

509
00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:53,030
I am a robot.
My face is literally metal!

510
00:17:53,114 --> 00:17:54,699
So we're going
by looks now?

511
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,534
I heard you guys being
suspicious about a fake robot.

512
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:59,203
This one seems emotional.
I do not trust him.

513
00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:02,415
Stop gaslighting me!
Pretty human thing
to say.

514
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:04,959
Perhaps we should kill him
to be sure.

515
00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:06,127
Okay,
let's tear him apart.

516
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:08,045
No. No! I'm a real robot!

517
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:11,841
I don't want to die!
Aah!

518
00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:13,718
[ Gun baby cries ]

519
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,344
Wait. That cry.

520
00:18:15,386 --> 00:18:17,179
She's got gun baby!

521
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:19,348
Okay, wake up.
Wake the hell up!

522
00:18:19,390 --> 00:18:20,600
Your mother is winning!

523
00:18:20,683 --> 00:18:22,727
[ Gasps ]
Oh, God, that was hell!

524
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:24,645
Can you please
just start shooting?!

525
00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:27,189
Aw, silver bullets?
Why silver?!

526
00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:28,816
Man: Congratulations.

527
00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:31,819
You have passed the
job evaluation program.

528
00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:33,571
Wait. Where's GB?

529
00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:35,990
[ Intercom chimes, thudding ]

530
00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:37,450
Thank you, Banks.

531
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:40,202
And you, I guess you were
the prize all along.

532
00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:42,747
[ Crying ]
No, no, no, no, no.
Shh.

533
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:45,666
I, uh...
I need you to feed it again.

534
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:47,168
Fine.

535
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:50,212
[ Cooing ]

536
00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:52,381
I am so jealous
of that connection.

537
00:18:52,423 --> 00:18:54,467
Don't be. You'll still
get all the credit.

538
00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:56,135
[ Grunts ]
How you doing, Chomps?

539
00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:58,429
Ready to be a good werewolf
that fights other werewolves?

540
00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:00,097
I'd prefer to just
be myself, sir.

541
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,350
Oof!
Remember, no killing.

542
00:19:02,433 --> 00:19:04,852
Arresting them at least
gives them a chance to change.

543
00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:06,312
[ Snarling ]

544
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,981
Aah!
[ Grunts ]

545
00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:11,317
♪♪

546
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,610
[ Exhales sharply ]

547
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:15,279
[ Grunting ]

548
00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:18,824
Whoa! Chain gun!

549
00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:21,118
Lucky for us,
this is a pre-1985 building.

550
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,453
Radiator heating
is standard.

551
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:23,621
Aah!

552
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,623
Christ,
the legs on these guys.

553
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:26,957
[ Snarling ]

554
00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:29,293
[ All grunting ]

555
00:19:31,462 --> 00:19:33,798
Shit. This must be
where they filmed.

556
00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:35,299
That's far enough.

557
00:19:35,383 --> 00:19:37,802
You know,
I could have run,

558
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:40,638
but I told you
not to fuck with me!

559
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,640
Look at me. You don't think
I've seen this before?

560
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,975
I could make a call,
get you in the program.

561
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,435
I will take you there
myself.

562
00:19:46,477 --> 00:19:47,978
Are you kidding me?!
No!

563
00:19:48,062 --> 00:19:50,272
It used to be a guy gets bit,
he joins our team...

564
00:19:50,314 --> 00:19:51,649
[ Whispering ]
Sir, I am succumbing

565
00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:54,068
to the darkness within.
Oh, thank Christ.

566
00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:56,237
Do it!
We are monsters, damn it!

567
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:57,905
[ Roars ]

568
00:19:57,988 --> 00:19:58,989
Oh, shit.

569
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:01,784
♪♪

570
00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:03,035
Ha!

571
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:06,497
Sorry, governor.
Crime always wins.

572
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,666
Candyman, Candyman,
Candyman, Candyman, Candyman!

573
00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:11,335
Aw, man. Candyman?
Believe in me.

574
00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:13,170
Be my victim!

575
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,297
Ahhhh!

576
00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:18,175
Aah! Oh!

577
00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:20,094
Cheers!
Aah! Aah!
Get 'em off!

578
00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:23,180
Get 'em off!
[ Laughs ]
You belong to me now.

579
00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:25,433
Your death will be
a horror story

580
00:20:25,516 --> 00:20:27,393
whispered
by werewolf children!

581
00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:29,019
Curtis:
Hey, Candyman.

582
00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:31,731
You're more
than the holder.

583
00:20:31,814 --> 00:20:35,192
Sometimes I wish if
you said my name a sixth time

584
00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:37,153
I'd just disappear.

585
00:20:37,194 --> 00:20:39,029
I know, man, I know.

586
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,906
[ Sighs ] Thanks.

587
00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:45,077
[ Police radio chatter ]

588
00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:46,412
Pretty big crowd
out there, ma'am.

589
00:20:46,495 --> 00:20:47,705
Are you ready
to governate this bitch?

590
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,540
I'll be out in a sec.
Yes, ma'am.

591
00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:51,041
Pretty amazing,
governor.

592
00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:53,544
Defanging a werewolf syndicate
on night one?

593
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:56,714
Not bad.
I'm sure the press
will love hearing you say that.

594
00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:59,383
Nah. I'm gonna
take a back exit.

595
00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:01,719
It's your night, Bev.

596
00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:03,179
Thanks, Andre.

597
00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:05,389
Hey,
can I ask you something?

598
00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,141
If I wasn't president,

599
00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:10,144
if I gave it all up,
could this work?

600
00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:12,062
If you weren't president,

601
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:13,814
who would you be?

602
00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:15,608
See you around, Andre.

603
00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:18,152
[ Sighs ]

604
00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:19,904
Come on, Chomps.
Let's go home.

605
00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:21,822
You know, when
they reassigned me to you,

606
00:21:21,906 --> 00:21:23,741
I didn't think I'd end up
a wolf creature

607
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,451
ineligible
for retirement.

608
00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:28,204
Hey, no. I'll get
my best people on this.

609
00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:29,747
Could we stop at the park
on the way home?

610
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,415
No, but I do have
a treat in the car.

611
00:21:31,499 --> 00:21:32,625
How about some candy?

612
00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:33,751
Ooh!

613
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:39,965
♪ Werewolves stepping over
boundaries ♪

614
00:21:40,049 --> 00:21:42,593
♪ With my ex-wife ♪

615
00:21:42,676 --> 00:21:46,597
♪ Candyman can be a good guy ♪

616
00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:51,143
♪ If you give him
room to grow ♪

617
00:21:51,227 --> 00:21:53,354
♪ Werewolves, zero ♪

618
00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:57,942
♪ President, 100 ♪

619
00:21:58,901 --> 00:22:01,320
Chomps, buddy,
how are you holding up?

620
00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:03,364
I'm infected
with lycanthropy, sir.

621
00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:04,782
Are you now?
Dr. Finch.

622
00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:06,909
Y-Hello!
It's called a moon collar.

623
00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:08,869
It delivers a drip
of silver serum

624
00:22:08,953 --> 00:22:11,872
that allows you to control
when you werewolf-hulk out.

625
00:22:11,956 --> 00:22:13,916
So it's a cure?
It's a start.

626
00:22:13,958 --> 00:22:16,794
And I just heard that under
paranormal agent guidelines,

627
00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:19,421
you won't have to retire
for another 35 years

628
00:22:19,463 --> 00:22:21,465
since they now calculate
your age in dog years.

629
00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:23,008
35 years?

630
00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:25,970
I know! Great, right?
Stay strong, Alan Chomps!

631
00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:27,638
America loves you.

632
00:22:27,721 --> 00:22:29,265
Woman: Good girl, boo-boo.

633
00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:30,975
Man:
Did you get any of that?