1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:06,458 --> 00:00:08,458 [peaceful music playing] 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 4 00:00:10,541 --> 00:00:12,541 [funky music playing] 5 00:00:13,291 --> 00:00:14,458 Terrific. 6 00:00:16,958 --> 00:00:19,625 [upbeat pop music playing] 7 00:00:21,083 --> 00:00:23,708 [woman] Keep up the pace, ladies. Keep going! 8 00:00:27,750 --> 00:00:32,625 ♪ It's the memory of the real thing ♪ 9 00:00:32,708 --> 00:00:37,208 ♪ You had known since you were five ♪ 10 00:00:37,291 --> 00:00:42,000 ♪ She's the only girl you ever ♪ 11 00:00:42,083 --> 00:00:45,833 ♪ Wanted to be in your life ♪ 12 00:00:48,416 --> 00:00:49,541 What? No. 13 00:00:50,125 --> 00:00:51,416 Auguste! 14 00:00:51,500 --> 00:00:53,916 -Auguste, what are you doing?! -[music fades] 15 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,583 You fucking psycho! 16 00:00:55,666 --> 00:00:58,875 Wake up, Luna. You can't call people psycho anymore. 17 00:00:58,958 --> 00:01:01,750 Oh, well, you're literally throwing my shit out of the window! 18 00:01:01,833 --> 00:01:04,125 That is textbook definition of psycho! 19 00:01:04,208 --> 00:01:06,791 You took a video of me while I was sleeping! 20 00:01:06,875 --> 00:01:09,125 To show you how loud you snore. 21 00:01:09,208 --> 00:01:11,208 You legit have sleep apnea! 22 00:01:11,291 --> 00:01:16,333 That can't be any worse than you leaving your bloody pads in our open trash can. 23 00:01:16,416 --> 00:01:20,500 Our entire room smells like a fucking Italian sub! 24 00:01:20,583 --> 00:01:21,750 Auguste! 25 00:01:23,041 --> 00:01:24,791 No, anything but the air fryer! 26 00:01:24,875 --> 00:01:26,500 You use the shit more than I do. 27 00:01:26,583 --> 00:01:28,125 -Oh! -And you don't even ask! 28 00:01:28,208 --> 00:01:29,458 -Stop! -[grunts] 29 00:01:29,541 --> 00:01:32,041 I have a Chipotle delivery for Steve. 30 00:01:32,125 --> 00:01:33,208 Ow! 31 00:01:33,291 --> 00:01:35,291 [Luna screams] 32 00:01:35,375 --> 00:01:38,666 Ladies! My office. Now. 33 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:41,500 [dance beat playing] 34 00:01:43,458 --> 00:01:45,416 -[music ends] -[Luna] Oh my God, you're nasty. 35 00:01:45,500 --> 00:01:46,875 [Auguste] And you are trash! 36 00:01:46,958 --> 00:01:49,125 You're a fucking pick-me-ass bitch! How 'bout that? 37 00:01:49,208 --> 00:01:50,958 -[toy squeaks] -[Luna] I need her to move out! 38 00:01:51,041 --> 00:01:51,875 Enough! 39 00:01:52,833 --> 00:01:56,208 Ladies, when you two moved in together at the start of the year, 40 00:01:56,291 --> 00:01:58,916 you were inseparable, remember that? 41 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:03,000 It worked. You hung out. You laughed. You partied. 42 00:02:03,083 --> 00:02:05,375 Okay, but that's before I found out that she's awful. 43 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:07,958 You literally have no good qualities! 44 00:02:08,041 --> 00:02:09,125 -Oh my God! -Please. 45 00:02:09,208 --> 00:02:11,250 Hey, guys, guys. It's October. 46 00:02:11,333 --> 00:02:13,500 You got the rest of the year ahead of you, okay? 47 00:02:13,583 --> 00:02:17,291 If you don't figure out how to coexist now in that tiny little dorm room, 48 00:02:17,375 --> 00:02:20,833 things are going to escalate into a very bad situation. 49 00:02:20,916 --> 00:02:23,125 -How can it get worse? -There's no getting worse than her. 50 00:02:23,208 --> 00:02:24,500 -I'm in hell. -She's annoying! 51 00:02:24,583 --> 00:02:26,000 -I am in hell. -"I'm in hell." 52 00:02:26,083 --> 00:02:27,916 We're both in hell! 53 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:29,833 God. Trust me. 54 00:02:29,916 --> 00:02:33,208 -[somber music playing] -[jackhammering outside] 55 00:02:33,291 --> 00:02:35,416 -[Schilling] I've seen it. -[Auguste] Hate you. 56 00:02:35,500 --> 00:02:37,583 -[Luna] Shut the fuck up. -[Auguste] Shut the fuck up. 57 00:02:37,666 --> 00:02:40,125 It can get so much worse. 58 00:02:40,208 --> 00:02:41,750 -Shut the fuck up! -You shut the fuck up! 59 00:02:41,833 --> 00:02:42,833 Shut the fuck up! 60 00:02:43,875 --> 00:02:45,166 [sighs] 61 00:02:45,250 --> 00:02:49,458 It all started with a student who was, um… [snaps fingers] 62 00:02:49,541 --> 00:02:52,583 How can I describe her while still remaining a professional? 63 00:02:53,875 --> 00:02:57,666 She was a hard worker, but, uh… a low-key pussy. 64 00:02:58,166 --> 00:03:03,750 [woman] It's time to welcome your valedictorian, Rebecca Anderson. 65 00:03:03,833 --> 00:03:06,291 [cheering and applause] 66 00:03:09,291 --> 00:03:11,291 [Schilling] Wait, that's not her. 67 00:03:12,625 --> 00:03:13,500 That's her. 68 00:03:13,583 --> 00:03:16,166 You didn't think she was the valedictorian, did you? 69 00:03:16,250 --> 00:03:19,416 I mean, Devon was smart, and people were always happy to see her, 70 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:23,083 but they also didn't notice when she wasn't around. 71 00:03:23,666 --> 00:03:27,500 For me, school was more than just the classes, the football games, 72 00:03:27,583 --> 00:03:30,333 and of course, everybody's least favorite lunch. 73 00:03:30,416 --> 00:03:32,958 Like, why taco bagels? 74 00:03:33,041 --> 00:03:34,791 [all laughing] 75 00:03:34,875 --> 00:03:36,166 Blow me. 76 00:03:37,458 --> 00:03:42,125 What I'll remember most… are the friends that I made here. 77 00:03:42,208 --> 00:03:45,375 Friends that I will cherish for the rest of my life. 78 00:03:45,458 --> 00:03:49,916 And in the words of the greatest orator of our time, 79 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:55,125 "How lucky am I to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard?" 80 00:03:56,333 --> 00:03:57,416 And that 81 00:03:58,541 --> 00:03:59,791 was Winnie-the-Pooh. 82 00:03:59,875 --> 00:04:02,000 [audience] Aw. 83 00:04:02,083 --> 00:04:03,208 Sweet! 84 00:04:03,708 --> 00:04:05,041 [chatter] 85 00:04:05,125 --> 00:04:06,375 [wistful music playing] 86 00:04:06,458 --> 00:04:07,666 Amazing. 87 00:04:08,583 --> 00:04:11,000 I see you! Hi, honey! 88 00:04:11,083 --> 00:04:12,625 -[dad] You were the best one. -Hi. 89 00:04:12,708 --> 00:04:14,958 Do you want us to take a picture of you with anyone? 90 00:04:15,041 --> 00:04:16,875 No, no. I got a bunch before the ceremony. 91 00:04:16,958 --> 00:04:19,875 -[mom] Okay. -You sure? Your Snapchat looks lonely. 92 00:04:19,958 --> 00:04:21,458 -[dad] That one's cute. -[Devon] Yeah. 93 00:04:21,541 --> 00:04:24,333 [brother] That one, and then the last one's like… 94 00:04:24,416 --> 00:04:25,333 -Put it down. -Okay. 95 00:04:25,416 --> 00:04:27,416 [graduate] We look so good right now. 96 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:29,666 I actually see my friends, so… 97 00:04:29,750 --> 00:04:31,291 [dad] Oh, so let's go say hi. 98 00:04:31,375 --> 00:04:33,875 No. Oh my God. I'll just… I'll meet you by the car. 99 00:04:33,958 --> 00:04:35,708 -Okay. -Okay, bye. 100 00:04:35,791 --> 00:04:39,375 -Hey, Bella, Ella, Emma, Ava. -Devon, jump in. 101 00:04:39,458 --> 00:04:41,000 Oh, sure. 102 00:04:41,083 --> 00:04:42,583 [camera clicking] 103 00:04:43,416 --> 00:04:44,250 Aw. 104 00:04:44,333 --> 00:04:47,041 Do you mind if we get one with just the Core Four? 105 00:04:47,125 --> 00:04:48,125 Oh, yeah. 106 00:04:48,208 --> 00:04:50,083 Yeah. Yeah. Sure. 107 00:04:50,166 --> 00:04:51,083 Thanks. 108 00:04:52,250 --> 00:04:54,208 -That's kinda brutal. -Oh, Devon, wait. 109 00:04:54,875 --> 00:04:56,000 Yes. 110 00:04:56,083 --> 00:04:58,958 We need to officially add an honorary fifth member. 111 00:05:00,083 --> 00:05:02,291 [all] Señor Michaels! 112 00:05:03,541 --> 00:05:07,250 -Uh-oh. Better get my good side. -[all laughing] 113 00:05:07,750 --> 00:05:09,208 Do you mind taking it? 114 00:05:09,291 --> 00:05:11,250 Yeah, yeah, no problem. 115 00:05:11,833 --> 00:05:13,750 Now go full sluts. 116 00:05:14,333 --> 00:05:18,625 -[camera clicking] -And hit, angle, butt. 117 00:05:18,708 --> 00:05:21,833 And, hon, can you go a little bit higher? Yeah. Sorry. I'm, like, 40. 118 00:05:23,208 --> 00:05:25,208 [gentle music playing] 119 00:05:34,333 --> 00:05:36,875 -[dad] Babe, you want a tea? -[mom] Yeah, baby. Sleepy time. 120 00:05:36,958 --> 00:05:39,375 Hey. What's going on? 121 00:05:39,458 --> 00:05:42,000 Emma's party's at 10:00. It's 9:45 already. 122 00:05:42,083 --> 00:05:44,083 Uh, yeah. I'm not going. 123 00:05:45,500 --> 00:05:46,916 Your hair and makeup is all done. 124 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:49,000 It seems like, at some point, you were going. 125 00:05:49,083 --> 00:05:50,125 Now I'm in sweatpants, 126 00:05:50,208 --> 00:05:52,291 so it'd be physically impossible to leave the house. 127 00:05:52,375 --> 00:05:54,666 -[mom] That makes sense. -[dad] That does make sense. 128 00:05:54,750 --> 00:05:57,208 -What are we, uh… cooking here? -Honey, that's not for you. 129 00:05:57,291 --> 00:05:58,833 -You already ate. -I know. 130 00:05:58,916 --> 00:06:00,708 I'm just curious what is so delicious 131 00:06:00,791 --> 00:06:04,375 that it's keeping our daughter from going to the party. 132 00:06:04,458 --> 00:06:07,833 Honey, are you sure you don't wanna go? I feel like it's a big night. 133 00:06:07,916 --> 00:06:11,416 Yeah, high school was a waste. I'll… make friends in college. 134 00:06:11,500 --> 00:06:13,500 Yeah, but you love your high-school friends. 135 00:06:13,583 --> 00:06:16,750 There's Ella, Emma, Enema… Anemic. 136 00:06:16,833 --> 00:06:17,833 Not their names. 137 00:06:17,916 --> 00:06:20,125 Didn't Emma invite you to her party? 138 00:06:20,208 --> 00:06:23,916 She invited me to the party that literally every senior is invited to. 139 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:26,875 But then, after that, everyone goes to an after-party 140 00:06:26,958 --> 00:06:28,375 with their actual friend group. 141 00:06:28,875 --> 00:06:31,916 Bella's having a sleepover, and I didn't get an invite, okay? 142 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,500 Well, that's just 'cause they were gonna be doing Special K 143 00:06:34,583 --> 00:06:37,583 and horse tranqs to celebrate, and they didn't want to in front of you 144 00:06:37,666 --> 00:06:39,041 'cause they know you're better. 145 00:06:39,125 --> 00:06:40,333 [brother] Skipping the party? 146 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:42,875 Good for you. Fuck 'em. 147 00:06:42,958 --> 00:06:43,791 Yeah! 148 00:06:43,875 --> 00:06:45,083 Yeah, fuck 'em in the ass. 149 00:06:45,166 --> 00:06:48,166 I'm glad I never learned their names, these stupid fuckin' cunts. 150 00:06:48,250 --> 00:06:50,458 -What the fuck is going on with you? -[Devon] Dad! 151 00:06:50,541 --> 00:06:51,500 What? 152 00:06:51,583 --> 00:06:53,208 -Don't say that! -Like you said… 153 00:06:53,291 --> 00:06:55,375 Someone get Dad some ketamine. He's losing it. 154 00:06:55,458 --> 00:06:57,125 Maybe we should all do some ketamine. 155 00:07:00,958 --> 00:07:05,125 -So, uh, when's your orientation thing? -Couple weeks. 156 00:07:05,208 --> 00:07:08,125 -Okay. Soon. -Yeah. 157 00:07:10,958 --> 00:07:12,375 Here's a question for you. 158 00:07:12,458 --> 00:07:16,791 If it's to orient you to Walton, why is it in the woods? 159 00:07:16,875 --> 00:07:18,666 [coughs] 160 00:07:18,750 --> 00:07:21,458 Probably 'cause it's about bonding and not school. 161 00:07:21,541 --> 00:07:25,375 Well, you're super outdoorsy, so that'll be great. 162 00:07:25,458 --> 00:07:26,500 [Devon] Hmm. 163 00:07:27,208 --> 00:07:29,000 [gentle music playing] 164 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:32,166 I'm just excited to start fresh. 165 00:07:33,041 --> 00:07:34,916 Yeah. Totally. 166 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:37,666 I don't need to make, like, a zillion friends at school. 167 00:07:37,750 --> 00:07:40,666 I just really want, like, a best friend, you know? 168 00:07:41,666 --> 00:07:44,625 Dude, I'm your best friend. 169 00:07:44,708 --> 00:07:46,916 [coughs] I meant outside of this house. 170 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,333 [laughs] 171 00:07:51,333 --> 00:07:53,833 Just try not to put too much pressure on it. 172 00:07:54,791 --> 00:07:57,333 -People can tell when you're thirsty. -Mm. 173 00:07:57,416 --> 00:07:59,375 Isn't that so pathetic? 174 00:07:59,458 --> 00:08:02,375 I'm about to go to college, and I've never had a best friend. 175 00:08:03,791 --> 00:08:08,000 I don't know, it's not nearly as pathetic as watching you pretend to smoke a joint. 176 00:08:08,083 --> 00:08:10,375 What? I… I'm… 177 00:08:10,458 --> 00:08:12,666 -I'm doin' it. -Ah… I don't know. 178 00:08:12,750 --> 00:08:15,916 -You have to inhale to feel. -I'm not even kidding. I will. 179 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,458 -I felt it. I promise you. -[laughing] Okay. 180 00:08:18,541 --> 00:08:20,458 I feel… something. 181 00:08:21,666 --> 00:08:23,500 -Yeah? -Not nothing. 182 00:08:23,583 --> 00:08:24,583 That's good. 183 00:08:24,666 --> 00:08:26,583 [optimistic music playing] 184 00:08:28,916 --> 00:08:31,000 Hi, guys. Um… I'm Ellie. 185 00:08:31,083 --> 00:08:32,875 Welcome to orientation. 186 00:08:32,958 --> 00:08:36,083 Remember, this is for you guys to have fun and get to know each other. 187 00:08:36,166 --> 00:08:39,125 The only expert here today is your adventure guide, Goose. 188 00:08:39,625 --> 00:08:41,500 What's up, everybody? Thank you, Ellie. 189 00:08:41,583 --> 00:08:45,208 Goose! That's me. I didn't go to Walton 'cause I didn't have it like that. 190 00:08:45,291 --> 00:08:46,708 I work here. Let's get to it. 191 00:08:46,791 --> 00:08:49,541 So when you're on the ropes, you're gonna have an instinct, 192 00:08:49,625 --> 00:08:50,916 an urge to touch the bar. 193 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:54,958 Do not. Don't touch the metal bar. 194 00:08:55,041 --> 00:08:59,000 I'm telling you, you will gash your motherfuckin' hand. 195 00:08:59,083 --> 00:09:01,333 All right? Final Destination-type shit. 196 00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:03,583 Also, remember, you got a harness. 197 00:09:03,666 --> 00:09:07,125 All right, but, honestly, like, just pretend like the harness isn't there 198 00:09:07,208 --> 00:09:10,625 'cause even with the harness, falls ain't comfy, bruh. 199 00:09:10,708 --> 00:09:12,541 We haven't had any deaths out here. 200 00:09:12,625 --> 00:09:15,916 We had one lady turn into a vegetable, but she's in good spirits now. 201 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:17,541 Y'all can smoke out here, 202 00:09:17,625 --> 00:09:20,416 you can drink as long as you share it with the Goose, baby. 203 00:09:20,500 --> 00:09:22,666 -Goose is loose. Any questions? -Sorry I'm late. 204 00:09:23,166 --> 00:09:24,875 Are you part of this group? 205 00:09:25,541 --> 00:09:28,791 -Yeah. -You just missed the whole spiel, dude. 206 00:09:29,333 --> 00:09:31,166 I… I can figure it out. 207 00:09:32,083 --> 00:09:32,916 What's your name? 208 00:09:33,416 --> 00:09:34,541 Goose. 209 00:09:34,625 --> 00:09:36,541 That's hilarious. 210 00:09:37,208 --> 00:09:38,125 What's your name? 211 00:09:38,208 --> 00:09:39,583 Celeste. 212 00:09:39,666 --> 00:09:41,000 That's hilarious! 213 00:09:41,083 --> 00:09:43,416 -[dreamy pop music playing] -♪ Stick 'em up, palms up… ♪ 214 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:46,000 [Schilling] Every freshman knows that you will be fucked 215 00:09:46,083 --> 00:09:47,791 if you don't make friends at orientation. 216 00:09:49,041 --> 00:09:52,500 Devon was determined to find the thing she wanted most, 217 00:09:52,583 --> 00:09:54,125 a college bestie. 218 00:09:54,625 --> 00:09:57,000 Are people hanging out tonight, or what's the deal? 219 00:09:57,083 --> 00:09:58,500 One girl started a Snap group. 220 00:09:58,583 --> 00:10:00,541 -I can add you. -Can I get on that chat? 221 00:10:00,625 --> 00:10:03,833 -[Schilling] But the harder Devon tried… -Yeah, sure. 222 00:10:03,916 --> 00:10:05,500 Okay, I'll find you later. 223 00:10:05,583 --> 00:10:07,375 [Schilling] …the more desperate she seemed. 224 00:10:07,458 --> 00:10:09,166 Scared the shit out of me. 225 00:10:09,708 --> 00:10:10,708 [Devon moans] 226 00:10:10,791 --> 00:10:12,500 [Schilling] As the day went on, 227 00:10:12,583 --> 00:10:17,208 Devon was convinced that she was gonna be exactly who she was in high school, 228 00:10:17,291 --> 00:10:19,291 a girl with no friends. 229 00:10:21,541 --> 00:10:22,541 [Devon] Oh no! 230 00:10:24,916 --> 00:10:27,000 [Celeste] Hey, try holding on to this thingy. 231 00:10:28,750 --> 00:10:30,875 Okay, thank you. 232 00:10:31,666 --> 00:10:33,291 -♪ Stick 'em up… ♪ -[Devon screams] 233 00:10:33,375 --> 00:10:36,750 Hey! Oh my God! What the hell?! 234 00:10:36,833 --> 00:10:39,666 [Celeste] Bro, do you have a fucking brain? 235 00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:41,750 I like your tattoos. 236 00:10:41,833 --> 00:10:43,375 Suck my dick! 237 00:10:43,458 --> 00:10:44,833 Sheesh. 238 00:10:44,916 --> 00:10:48,291 Let's go! 239 00:10:48,375 --> 00:10:51,375 What's up, Big Time? You scared? You look scared. 240 00:10:51,458 --> 00:10:54,041 [Celeste] Yeah, well, you look like you just lost custody. 241 00:10:54,625 --> 00:10:57,125 -Ooh! -[Goose] Well, that's hilarious! 242 00:10:57,208 --> 00:10:59,333 -I don't even have a wife. -Um… 243 00:10:59,416 --> 00:11:01,333 Sorry, is… is there a way to go slower? 244 00:11:01,416 --> 00:11:06,208 No. So when I get the okay signal, that's when you step down and when you go. 245 00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:07,291 Okay, so go now. 246 00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:10,000 -No. No! -What was I supposed to do? 247 00:11:10,083 --> 00:11:11,666 [screaming] 248 00:11:11,750 --> 00:11:12,958 [agitated music playing] 249 00:11:13,041 --> 00:11:15,083 Oh my God! I… 250 00:11:16,250 --> 00:11:17,916 -Watch out! Watch out! -Ah! 251 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,083 [music stops] 252 00:11:19,166 --> 00:11:20,500 [student groans] 253 00:11:21,250 --> 00:11:23,333 You kicked me in my titty! 254 00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:24,541 I'm sorry! 255 00:11:25,125 --> 00:11:27,250 That girl needs training wheels. 256 00:11:27,750 --> 00:11:29,750 [indistinct chatter] 257 00:11:31,375 --> 00:11:33,291 [Ellie] All right, everyone! 258 00:11:33,833 --> 00:11:35,291 [chatter continues] 259 00:11:35,375 --> 00:11:37,625 [Ellie] Guys! All right. 260 00:11:37,708 --> 00:11:40,041 [yells] Hey! Eyes up here! 261 00:11:40,791 --> 00:11:42,166 Hi. [chuckles] 262 00:11:42,250 --> 00:11:46,375 So we will now be splitting up into teams of two for the scavenger hike. 263 00:11:46,458 --> 00:11:49,500 Uh, the winning team gets these awesome unisex hoodies. 264 00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:51,125 -Whoo! -Yeah, really exciting. 265 00:11:51,208 --> 00:11:53,916 So, pick a partner wisely. 266 00:11:54,583 --> 00:11:56,583 -[tense music playing] -[all chattering] 267 00:12:00,291 --> 00:12:02,583 [man] I'm gonna have a great time. You? 268 00:12:02,666 --> 00:12:05,500 [Ellie] Whoever doesn't have a partner can partner up with me, 269 00:12:05,583 --> 00:12:09,125 and I will take the time with you to bitch about my open relationship. 270 00:12:11,416 --> 00:12:13,041 -Wanna be partners? -[tense music stops] 271 00:12:13,125 --> 00:12:15,166 Heads-up, I suck at scavenger hunts. 272 00:12:15,250 --> 00:12:16,750 -[air horn blares] -[camera clicks] 273 00:12:16,833 --> 00:12:17,708 Got it. 274 00:12:17,791 --> 00:12:19,791 [students shouting excitedly] 275 00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:26,041 "For five points, take a photo of someone waxing their legs." 276 00:12:26,125 --> 00:12:27,625 Yeah, I'm not gonna do that. 277 00:12:27,708 --> 00:12:31,166 Yeah, no, 80 grand a year, and they couldn't give us the hoodies? 278 00:12:32,541 --> 00:12:33,666 Where are you from? 279 00:12:34,166 --> 00:12:36,000 Montclair, New Jersey. You? 280 00:12:36,083 --> 00:12:38,916 Stamford, Connecticut, but, like, the shit part. 281 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,958 Whatever. It made me stronger. What are you gonna major in? 282 00:12:42,041 --> 00:12:45,291 Architectural design, maybe with a minor in construction management. 283 00:12:45,375 --> 00:12:47,416 -Same. -Really? 284 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:50,958 God no. No. I'll do fashion merchandising or comms, I think. 285 00:12:51,041 --> 00:12:52,500 I don't know. Whatever's easier. 286 00:12:52,583 --> 00:12:55,083 I'm, like, the first person in my family to go to college, 287 00:12:55,166 --> 00:12:56,708 so the stakes could not be lower. 288 00:12:56,791 --> 00:12:59,333 Wow, that's a big deal. You should be, like, really proud. 289 00:13:02,541 --> 00:13:04,500 I'm sorry. When I said you should be proud, 290 00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:06,416 I didn't mean to tell you what should be. 291 00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:09,375 I'm sure you feel very proud without me telling you to feel-- 292 00:13:09,458 --> 00:13:11,833 Stop worrying. 293 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:15,875 If there's one thing you need to know about me, I don't give a fuck. 294 00:13:16,625 --> 00:13:19,916 Now, Dr. Schilling, you know the people who say they don't give a fuck 295 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,125 give the most fucks. 296 00:13:21,208 --> 00:13:24,541 No, Celeste truly did not give a fuck. 297 00:13:24,625 --> 00:13:26,708 -[dog whines] -Aw! Can I pick her up? 298 00:13:26,791 --> 00:13:29,666 My bubbie, Melissa. Course you can. 299 00:13:29,750 --> 00:13:32,375 Hey, cutie-patootie. You're so cute. 300 00:13:32,458 --> 00:13:36,833 Oh, shut the fuck up with this baby shit, and please let the lady finish her story. 301 00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:39,500 -I have a brow tint at four. -She's so fucking rude. 302 00:13:39,583 --> 00:13:42,458 Okay, four o'clock tint, respect. 303 00:13:42,541 --> 00:13:44,875 Might wanna get a little tweeze while you're at it. 304 00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:48,125 Okay, even though orientation was only a couple days, 305 00:13:48,208 --> 00:13:51,958 you would've thought Devon and Celeste had been best friends for years. 306 00:13:52,041 --> 00:13:55,791 They went boating. They French-braided each other's hair. 307 00:13:55,875 --> 00:13:58,416 I mean, there was so much girl-on-girl intimacy, 308 00:13:58,500 --> 00:14:01,250 it was giving lesbian period piece. 309 00:14:01,333 --> 00:14:03,000 [Luna] Wait, were they? 310 00:14:03,083 --> 00:14:04,041 No. 311 00:14:04,125 --> 00:14:05,458 Ugh, boring. 312 00:14:05,541 --> 00:14:08,291 [Schilling] But, on the last morning of orientation, 313 00:14:08,375 --> 00:14:11,083 Devon decided to pop the big question. 314 00:14:11,666 --> 00:14:12,708 [Devon] Hi! 315 00:14:12,791 --> 00:14:14,291 Do you need a ride? 316 00:14:14,875 --> 00:14:17,833 Oh, uh, no. My parents are gonna come pick me up. 317 00:14:17,916 --> 00:14:20,250 -Aw, family girl. -Yeah. 318 00:14:20,333 --> 00:14:21,250 That's cute. 319 00:14:21,750 --> 00:14:25,666 Hey, I was gonna ask you last night, and then I was like, "Don't be thirsty." 320 00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:28,875 By the way, I don't say that word, thirsty. 321 00:14:28,958 --> 00:14:30,416 Devon, stop. We're good. 322 00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:32,041 Okay… Um… 323 00:14:33,958 --> 00:14:36,125 Would you wanna be roommates with me? 324 00:14:37,125 --> 00:14:39,416 I have honors housing, so it's on the main campus, 325 00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:41,250 and we'd have our own bathroom. 326 00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:44,208 Yes. 327 00:14:44,291 --> 00:14:47,875 -[gentle folk music playing] -Okay. Okay. Yay! Oh my God. 328 00:14:48,458 --> 00:14:49,833 Uh, I'll text you and stuff. 329 00:14:49,916 --> 00:14:52,000 We can figure out who wants what side and everything. 330 00:14:52,083 --> 00:14:53,125 And I have a mini-fridge. 331 00:14:53,208 --> 00:14:56,416 Well, it's my dad's mini-fridge, but my mom told me I could take it. 332 00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:58,541 -That's sick. -Yeah. 333 00:15:00,291 --> 00:15:04,125 Hey, so you know, I'm not looking for just a roommate. 334 00:15:04,208 --> 00:15:06,750 I'm looking for a ride or die. 335 00:15:06,833 --> 00:15:10,958 I've had fake friends before, and I do not need that. 336 00:15:11,916 --> 00:15:13,083 You know what I need? 337 00:15:13,708 --> 00:15:15,708 I need someone who will bury the body. 338 00:15:15,791 --> 00:15:17,291 Will you do that, Devon? 339 00:15:18,791 --> 00:15:21,791 I'll bring the lime and the duct tape and the hacksaws and the ponchos. 340 00:15:22,458 --> 00:15:25,333 Fuck yeah, you thirsty little freak. 341 00:15:25,416 --> 00:15:26,291 Yes, thirsty. 342 00:15:26,375 --> 00:15:29,541 -Hey, Celeste. I was gonna ask-- -I already have a roommate. 343 00:15:29,625 --> 00:15:31,500 -Okay. All right, bye. -[Celeste] Beep-beep. 344 00:15:31,583 --> 00:15:33,791 -Bye, Dev. -[Devon] Bye! 345 00:15:35,583 --> 00:15:38,625 [honking horn] 346 00:15:40,625 --> 00:15:42,375 [music fades] 347 00:15:43,416 --> 00:15:47,166 [Schilling] Two weeks had passed since Celeste agreed to be Devon's roommate. 348 00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:49,666 At first, the girls had talked constantly, 349 00:15:49,750 --> 00:15:53,958 but, recently, Celeste had gone silent over text. 350 00:15:54,458 --> 00:15:57,333 Packing up for college, Devon was spinning out. 351 00:15:57,416 --> 00:15:59,541 Was Celeste even gonna show up? 352 00:16:00,333 --> 00:16:01,500 [dad] Here's what it is… 353 00:16:02,833 --> 00:16:03,833 Okay. 354 00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:05,916 All right. 355 00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:11,708 Pumpkin Spice is all packed up with everything in the house. 356 00:16:11,791 --> 00:16:13,250 Here are the keys to your car 357 00:16:13,333 --> 00:16:15,833 that I have packed entirely with no help from you. 358 00:16:15,916 --> 00:16:16,750 Sorry. 359 00:16:16,833 --> 00:16:18,958 Are you sure that you don't want us to drive you? 360 00:16:19,041 --> 00:16:20,750 We could help you decorate your room. 361 00:16:20,833 --> 00:16:23,208 No, no. I don't think anyone's parents are doing that. 362 00:16:23,291 --> 00:16:25,875 That's what literally every other parent is doing, 363 00:16:25,958 --> 00:16:27,375 but you're the boss. 364 00:16:27,458 --> 00:16:28,375 Yeah. 365 00:16:28,458 --> 00:16:30,041 One final thing. 366 00:16:32,416 --> 00:16:34,833 No, Dad, I have the money I made this summer. 367 00:16:34,916 --> 00:16:37,125 -I'll take it. -Get the fuck out of here with that. 368 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:42,000 This is for emergencies, and booze is not an emergency. 369 00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:44,166 -Okay. -Neither are edibles. 370 00:16:44,750 --> 00:16:48,208 -Thanks, Dad. I appreciate it. -All right, hold on! One more thing. 371 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,750 [chuckles] Here, my girl. 372 00:16:55,625 --> 00:16:58,500 Mom, no, I'm gonna break them. They're too nice. 373 00:16:58,583 --> 00:17:01,708 If you break 'em, you break 'em. Just don't put them in the microwave. 374 00:17:01,791 --> 00:17:05,291 Great, now I gotta repack the whole trunk. It's gonna be a thing. 375 00:17:05,375 --> 00:17:06,791 -[bowls clatter] -[mom] Oh. 376 00:17:07,583 --> 00:17:09,791 Wow. Aw, you're bringing Slowpoke. 377 00:17:09,875 --> 00:17:11,250 -Yeah, of course. -Cute. 378 00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:13,541 [mom kisses] 379 00:17:13,625 --> 00:17:16,208 [brother] Dad, no heart attacks. Let me do it. 380 00:17:16,291 --> 00:17:18,250 [dad] I got it, I got it, I got it. Just… 381 00:17:18,333 --> 00:17:19,291 [brother] Okay. 382 00:17:19,375 --> 00:17:21,375 [unnerving music playing] 383 00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:27,333 Um… 384 00:17:27,833 --> 00:17:31,625 I don't have class for, like, a week, so… maybe I just stay here. 385 00:17:31,708 --> 00:17:34,708 And then I go next semester or something like that? 386 00:17:34,791 --> 00:17:36,875 Honey, honey, you're spiraling. 387 00:17:36,958 --> 00:17:38,541 It's gonna be amazing. 388 00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:41,208 Yeah, but what if I don't make any friends? 389 00:17:41,708 --> 00:17:43,375 [mom] You will make friends. 390 00:17:43,458 --> 00:17:45,000 If you don't, fuck 'em. 391 00:17:45,083 --> 00:17:47,708 Yeah, and let Slowpoke watch you fuck 'em. 392 00:17:48,291 --> 00:17:49,958 -Unnecessary. -Don't do that! 393 00:17:50,041 --> 00:17:51,666 -What? He's a pervert. -You're the pervert! 394 00:17:51,750 --> 00:17:52,750 That's so gross. 395 00:17:52,833 --> 00:17:55,416 -He's a family friend, but he's a pervert. -Don't tell your friends. 396 00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:57,500 [midtempo alt-rock music playing] 397 00:18:08,083 --> 00:18:12,583 ♪ Nobody knows ♪ 398 00:18:13,666 --> 00:18:16,875 ♪ Why we keep trying ♪ 399 00:18:16,958 --> 00:18:20,041 ♪ Why we keep trying ♪ 400 00:18:20,125 --> 00:18:25,208 ♪ And so on it goes… ♪ 401 00:18:25,708 --> 00:18:27,958 -[bowls rattle] -Oh my God. Um… 402 00:18:28,458 --> 00:18:29,625 Just be careful with that. 403 00:18:29,708 --> 00:18:31,083 -Hi. Welcome. -Hi. 404 00:18:31,166 --> 00:18:33,250 -[student] I got it. Don't worry. -[Devon] Okay. Okay. 405 00:18:34,875 --> 00:18:37,208 Wow. You guys work very quick. 406 00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:49,000 ♪ A baby is born… ♪ 407 00:18:49,083 --> 00:18:52,500 -[student] I'm gonna miss you. -You're gonna be okay. 408 00:18:52,583 --> 00:18:54,666 ♪ As a man lay dying ♪ 409 00:18:54,750 --> 00:18:56,750 [music stops] 410 00:19:05,166 --> 00:19:07,166 [somber music playing] 411 00:19:21,791 --> 00:19:23,791 [screaming] 412 00:19:24,750 --> 00:19:27,500 -I can't believe we're roommates! -I can't believe it either! 413 00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:29,875 -[squeals] -Very exciting. 414 00:19:29,958 --> 00:19:31,500 -Hi. -[Devon] You scared me. 415 00:19:32,375 --> 00:19:34,916 -We have a fucking pink toilet. -Um… 416 00:19:35,416 --> 00:19:36,916 Did you see the toilet? 417 00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:39,916 -[Devon] Oh my God, it's beautiful. -[Celeste] Look at it. 418 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,416 It's a pink toilet! It's a pink toilet! 419 00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:45,375 [both repeating] It's a pink toilet! 420 00:19:45,458 --> 00:19:49,291 -[pop music playing over stereo] -♪ You've expressed explicitly ♪ 421 00:19:49,375 --> 00:19:53,750 ♪ Your contempt for matrimony ♪ 422 00:19:54,333 --> 00:19:57,375 ♪ You've student loans to pay… ♪ 423 00:19:57,458 --> 00:20:00,458 Everything you need to know about me is in these four posters. 424 00:20:00,541 --> 00:20:02,250 Really? Good to know. 425 00:20:02,333 --> 00:20:06,541 ♪ We spend our days locked in a room ♪ 426 00:20:06,625 --> 00:20:10,333 ♪ Content inside a bubble ♪ 427 00:20:10,416 --> 00:20:12,750 By the way, you can put whatever you want in the mini-fridge. 428 00:20:12,833 --> 00:20:14,166 It's, like, both of ours. 429 00:20:14,250 --> 00:20:17,250 -Your dad's mini-fridge. -[chuckles] 430 00:20:17,333 --> 00:20:20,541 I wonder what else Dad's getting us this year. 431 00:20:20,625 --> 00:20:21,458 [chuckles] 432 00:20:22,833 --> 00:20:25,416 This will be my kombucha palace. 433 00:20:28,916 --> 00:20:30,416 Those are really pretty. 434 00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:32,625 Ugh. No, my mom made them. 435 00:20:33,125 --> 00:20:35,416 [Celeste] Wait, no, we… we should have 'em out. 436 00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:38,291 Yeah, great. 437 00:20:38,791 --> 00:20:41,875 You know what would be my worst nightmare? 438 00:20:41,958 --> 00:20:42,958 [Devon] What? 439 00:20:43,041 --> 00:20:44,208 If you had shown up 440 00:20:44,291 --> 00:20:46,875 and immediately started stringing hundreds of tiny Polaroids. 441 00:20:46,958 --> 00:20:49,041 -You know? -Yes, with the twinkly lights. 442 00:20:49,125 --> 00:20:51,250 So desperate. Like, okay, you have friends. 443 00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:53,875 You don't need an entire shrine to them in your dorm room. 444 00:20:53,958 --> 00:20:56,500 And it's… it's also low-key a fire hazard. 445 00:20:57,583 --> 00:20:59,083 Okay, Smokey the Bear. 446 00:20:59,166 --> 00:21:00,625 Such a good point. 447 00:21:01,125 --> 00:21:04,916 -[dog barking on video] -[man 1] Oh my God, what an ugly dog! 448 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:08,791 -[man 2] Fuck you, man. -That is crazy. 449 00:21:08,875 --> 00:21:12,625 -[videos playing] -Um… what time do you typically go to bed? 450 00:21:12,708 --> 00:21:15,625 -[man 3 on video] Top five baby stand-ups… -Um, like, 3:00 a.m. 451 00:21:16,583 --> 00:21:17,500 You? 452 00:21:18,958 --> 00:21:20,375 I kinda go to bed now. 453 00:21:20,458 --> 00:21:25,458 [kid] You didn't do a very good job because I got in the motherf***ing house! 454 00:21:25,541 --> 00:21:28,125 Is that okay… if I go to bed now? 455 00:21:28,208 --> 00:21:31,041 -[man 4] Spin the bottle, cousin edition! -[laughs] 456 00:21:31,125 --> 00:21:32,333 Thank you. 457 00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:34,416 [shouting and grunting on video] 458 00:21:36,291 --> 00:21:39,708 -[Celeste] Oh my God. -[man 5] Back up. Put it in reverse! 459 00:21:39,791 --> 00:21:42,208 Oh Lord! Lord Jesus! 460 00:21:42,291 --> 00:21:43,666 Oh Lor… 461 00:21:43,750 --> 00:21:45,250 [man 6] Hospital pranks! 462 00:21:45,833 --> 00:21:49,000 [man 7] Oh, fuck! What the hell? What the fuck is… 463 00:21:49,083 --> 00:21:51,125 [man 8] Watch me eat shrimp and jump on a trampoline. 464 00:21:51,208 --> 00:21:53,958 Do you mind if you turn your light off, if that's possible? 465 00:21:54,458 --> 00:21:55,291 Yeah. 466 00:21:55,375 --> 00:21:58,416 [woman 1] You ever think there's at least one person jacking off right now? 467 00:21:58,500 --> 00:22:00,916 -[Celeste] My bad. -[man 9] I do, but I don't mind… 468 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,541 -[man 10] 724. Can I get an "Oh yeah"? -Good night, Devon. 469 00:22:03,625 --> 00:22:04,791 Have a nice sleep. 470 00:22:04,875 --> 00:22:07,541 [woman 2] Seven things from Sephora that are easy to shoplift. 471 00:22:07,625 --> 00:22:11,416 [man 11] Gaslighting is bad, unless the person you're gaslighting is a… 472 00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:13,500 [woman 3] Seven minutes of crazy animal sounds. 473 00:22:13,583 --> 00:22:15,583 -[animals screeching] -[Celeste laughing] 474 00:22:21,583 --> 00:22:22,541 Did you sleep okay? 475 00:22:22,625 --> 00:22:24,625 -[beeping] -Yeah, not bad. How about you? 476 00:22:25,333 --> 00:22:27,666 I don't know. I feel like we need blackout curtains. 477 00:22:27,750 --> 00:22:28,958 [student] I just said that! 478 00:22:30,375 --> 00:22:31,333 Oh, hi. 479 00:22:31,416 --> 00:22:34,750 I'm Amber. Um… I guess we're neighbors. 480 00:22:34,833 --> 00:22:36,750 I'm really sorry we were kinda loud last night. 481 00:22:36,833 --> 00:22:39,541 I was trying to put up a shelf, and Olivia was-- 482 00:22:39,625 --> 00:22:42,875 -I'm practicing for fall auditions, so… -Yeah. 483 00:22:42,958 --> 00:22:45,333 -I'm Celeste. This is Devon. -Hi. 484 00:22:45,416 --> 00:22:47,125 You guys wanna see our room? 485 00:22:50,958 --> 00:22:52,000 It's cute. 486 00:22:52,083 --> 00:22:54,791 [Celeste chuckles] Mm… mm… 487 00:22:54,875 --> 00:22:57,333 -Told you this shit was stupid. -Hey, it's fine. 488 00:22:57,416 --> 00:22:58,541 [indistinct chatter] 489 00:22:58,625 --> 00:22:59,958 -Excuse me. Sorry. -Hi. 490 00:23:00,041 --> 00:23:02,416 Hi. Do you know how to get to the lower dining hall? 491 00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:05,000 Yeah, it's just right there. It closes at 11. 492 00:23:05,083 --> 00:23:08,416 -Wait, what time is it now? -It's, uh… 10:58. 493 00:23:08,500 --> 00:23:09,541 Shit. Okay. 494 00:23:09,625 --> 00:23:11,541 -Go! Run! -[electronic music pumping] 495 00:23:11,625 --> 00:23:13,625 -[Celeste] Guys, go! -I'm going! I'm going! 496 00:23:13,708 --> 00:23:16,041 -[Celeste] We need bacon! -[Amber] Don't take it away! 497 00:23:16,125 --> 00:23:17,833 Give me eggs! Give me eggs! 498 00:23:18,333 --> 00:23:19,833 [Devon] Give me the eggs! 499 00:23:19,916 --> 00:23:22,541 -[Celeste whining] Help! -[Amber] Wait. 500 00:23:22,625 --> 00:23:24,750 [woman] Let's go, ladies. Come on. 501 00:23:25,875 --> 00:23:27,166 Did you get the bacon? 502 00:23:27,250 --> 00:23:29,166 Can we talk registration? 503 00:23:29,250 --> 00:23:30,791 'Cause I'm a premed student, 504 00:23:30,875 --> 00:23:34,083 and I need a class I can, like, disassociate through. 505 00:23:34,166 --> 00:23:36,666 Yeah, I think I've heard Poetry in America is easy. 506 00:23:36,750 --> 00:23:39,125 Easy? I'm in. Let's do it. 507 00:23:39,208 --> 00:23:40,416 I love poets. 508 00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:43,208 They all commit suicide in the craziest ways. 509 00:23:43,750 --> 00:23:47,041 -Okay. -Celeste, we missed you last night. 510 00:23:47,125 --> 00:23:49,166 We were at, like, 12 different guys's rooms. 511 00:23:49,250 --> 00:23:50,708 It was random but fun. 512 00:23:51,416 --> 00:23:53,208 -Wow. -So what's up with tonight? 513 00:23:53,291 --> 00:23:54,791 -Are we goin' out? -I don't know. 514 00:23:54,875 --> 00:23:57,458 I have to check with my social director. 515 00:23:57,541 --> 00:23:58,875 Do we wanna go out? 516 00:24:01,625 --> 00:24:03,375 [dreamy electronic music playing] 517 00:24:03,458 --> 00:24:06,833 Yeah, yeah, we're definitely going out tonight. 518 00:24:06,916 --> 00:24:08,916 [music swells] 519 00:24:09,708 --> 00:24:13,375 What are you thinking of wearing tonight? I don't really know what the vibe is. 520 00:24:13,458 --> 00:24:14,708 -Do I wear-- -[Celeste] I know. 521 00:24:14,791 --> 00:24:17,708 Hey, Patterson, can I call you back? I'm with my roommate. 522 00:24:18,208 --> 00:24:20,125 -Okay. Bye. -Were you on the phone? 523 00:24:20,208 --> 00:24:22,416 -You don't have to hang up. -No, it was just my therapist. 524 00:24:22,500 --> 00:24:24,916 We were at final thoughts anyway. He's my crutch. 525 00:24:26,458 --> 00:24:28,791 Wow, you guys talk a lot. That's great. 526 00:24:28,875 --> 00:24:31,041 Yeah, I have a lot of family stuff. 527 00:24:31,625 --> 00:24:35,333 My dad was a janitor at my high school, so it was kind of loaded. 528 00:24:35,416 --> 00:24:37,375 -[knocking on door] -[Celeste] Coming! 529 00:24:38,125 --> 00:24:41,083 ♪ I want to feel it… ♪ 530 00:24:41,583 --> 00:24:43,250 Hey, Kyle from Instacart. 531 00:24:43,333 --> 00:24:45,916 [Celeste] Thank you, stud. You get five stars just for being hot. 532 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,666 I'm actually gay, so… 533 00:24:48,250 --> 00:24:50,666 All right, uh, blackout curtains are here. 534 00:24:50,750 --> 00:24:52,625 And a bunch of other shit. 535 00:24:53,166 --> 00:24:56,666 ♪ Don't mind me while… ♪ 536 00:24:56,750 --> 00:24:58,458 What's your Venmo? I'll split this. 537 00:24:58,541 --> 00:24:59,875 We're roommates. 538 00:24:59,958 --> 00:25:02,333 We can't be counting who owes who what. 539 00:25:02,416 --> 00:25:05,791 Besides, we're in the same boat. Drowning in student loans. 540 00:25:07,625 --> 00:25:09,791 Wait, Devon. 541 00:25:10,291 --> 00:25:12,666 Do your parents pay your full tuition? 542 00:25:12,750 --> 00:25:16,083 -Is that bad? -No, just must be nice. 543 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,625 Well, I mean, I worked all summer at Wetzel's Pretzels, 544 00:25:20,708 --> 00:25:24,666 and my mom and dad make me pay for books and gas and stuff. 545 00:25:25,375 --> 00:25:28,291 I love this smokey eye. Can I do one thing? 546 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:30,208 Uh, sure. 547 00:25:31,625 --> 00:25:37,833 ♪ Slide-tackling my mind… ♪ 548 00:25:37,916 --> 00:25:40,250 Yeah. You got big-ass lips. 549 00:25:40,333 --> 00:25:42,416 -Might as well line that shit. -Oh my God. 550 00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:44,583 -It looks fire. -Thank you. 551 00:25:44,666 --> 00:25:46,416 -[knocking on door] -2511! 552 00:25:46,500 --> 00:25:47,416 [beeping] 553 00:25:48,125 --> 00:25:51,291 Friday pregame! Who wants a shot? 554 00:25:51,375 --> 00:25:52,625 -Me! -[Olivia] All right. 555 00:25:52,708 --> 00:25:54,875 -[Amber] Pregame! -Starting at 6:30. 556 00:25:54,958 --> 00:25:55,958 -[Amber] Oh yeah. -Okay. 557 00:25:56,041 --> 00:25:58,583 Aw, is this about to be Devon's Core Four? 558 00:25:58,666 --> 00:26:02,125 Maybe. So, the girls went out that night to-- 559 00:26:02,208 --> 00:26:05,166 -Senior row. -Literally our first weekend. 560 00:26:05,250 --> 00:26:07,375 I feel like our night there was kind of a bust though. 561 00:26:07,458 --> 00:26:10,041 Oh my God. You think everything sucks. 562 00:26:10,125 --> 00:26:12,125 We went to go get pizza at Chi-Chi's. 563 00:26:12,208 --> 00:26:14,416 Yeah, we thought we were sitting next to CeeLo Green, 564 00:26:14,500 --> 00:26:17,333 but it turned out to be a fat gay guy wearing a cape. 565 00:26:17,416 --> 00:26:20,291 Anyways, the girls went out that night, 566 00:26:20,375 --> 00:26:24,250 each curating their individual looks. 567 00:26:24,333 --> 00:26:26,000 -[hip-hop music pounding] -Seriously? 568 00:26:26,625 --> 00:26:27,458 Hi. 569 00:26:27,958 --> 00:26:29,666 I'm going to a party, baby. 570 00:26:30,166 --> 00:26:32,541 No, I don't know how many guys are gonna be there. 571 00:26:32,625 --> 00:26:34,791 Sorry, it's my boyfriend again. 572 00:26:35,750 --> 00:26:38,333 What the heck is going on? Why can't we get in anywhere? 573 00:26:38,416 --> 00:26:40,291 It's because we're freshmen. 574 00:26:40,375 --> 00:26:42,958 Senior girls feel threatened by us. 575 00:26:43,041 --> 00:26:45,916 My thing is, like, we're not gonna hook up with your boyfriends, okay? 576 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,375 So just let us have your alcohol. What is… 577 00:26:48,458 --> 00:26:50,833 -What are you doing? -What is this? 578 00:26:50,916 --> 00:26:55,208 I don't want you to just stay in your room, babe, 'cause that's sad. 579 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:59,333 Okay, yeah, I'll send you a pic from the bathroom, I guess. 580 00:26:59,916 --> 00:27:01,458 Jesus Christ. 581 00:27:01,541 --> 00:27:03,791 Again, it's, like, not ever ending. 582 00:27:04,375 --> 00:27:06,041 -What? What? -What? Oh. 583 00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:09,250 [student] Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 584 00:27:09,333 --> 00:27:12,875 This is a closed party. Club Ultimate Frisbee members only. 585 00:27:12,958 --> 00:27:15,083 Well, that's perfect. We've been meaning to join. 586 00:27:15,166 --> 00:27:17,708 Uh… Yeah, totally. Love Frisbee. 587 00:27:17,791 --> 00:27:20,458 -[Amber] It's the ultimate. -I was on my high-school club team. 588 00:27:20,541 --> 00:27:22,583 Oh, y'all can flick it. 589 00:27:22,666 --> 00:27:24,333 Then, ladies, come on in. 590 00:27:25,083 --> 00:27:26,333 See you at practice. 591 00:27:26,416 --> 00:27:27,666 Legend! 592 00:27:27,750 --> 00:27:29,791 6:30 a.m. on Sundays, 593 00:27:29,875 --> 00:27:31,208 so… be there. 594 00:27:32,708 --> 00:27:34,125 -No. -[upbeat hip-hop music playing] 595 00:27:34,208 --> 00:27:36,333 ♪ I typed a text to a girl I used to see ♪ 596 00:27:36,416 --> 00:27:39,458 ♪ Sayin' that I chose this cutie-pie With whom I wanna be ♪ 597 00:27:39,541 --> 00:27:42,458 ♪ And I apologize If this message gets you down ♪ 598 00:27:42,541 --> 00:27:45,791 ♪ Then I CC'ed every girl That I'd see-see round town ♪ 599 00:27:45,875 --> 00:27:48,916 ♪ Hate to see y'all frown But I'd rather see her smilin' ♪ 600 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,958 ♪ Wetness all around me, true But I'm no island ♪ 601 00:27:52,041 --> 00:27:55,000 ♪ Peninsula maybe Makes no sense, I know crazy…♪ 602 00:27:55,666 --> 00:27:56,625 Holy shit! 603 00:27:57,416 --> 00:27:58,583 We should take a photo. 604 00:27:58,666 --> 00:28:00,833 -Yes, yes, yes, yes! -[Celeste] Thank you. 605 00:28:01,333 --> 00:28:04,208 ♪ Drive a Kompressor Top-notch hos get the… ♪ 606 00:28:04,291 --> 00:28:05,375 -Cute! -Cute. 607 00:28:05,458 --> 00:28:07,416 -Will you take one of just me and Dev? -Mm-hmm. 608 00:28:07,916 --> 00:28:10,083 -Go, go, go! -Yeah. 609 00:28:10,166 --> 00:28:12,208 [Olivia] You look really cute. 610 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,541 -Cute! -[Olivia] Cute! 611 00:28:14,625 --> 00:28:16,125 -Really cute! -[Celeste] Send it to me. 612 00:28:16,208 --> 00:28:17,541 -I will. -Send it to me. 613 00:28:18,208 --> 00:28:20,208 ♪ Smashed up the gray one… ♪ 614 00:28:20,291 --> 00:28:22,708 [Celeste] Yeah, shake that! Yeah. 615 00:28:22,791 --> 00:28:24,416 ♪ Hit the parkin' lot, we turn heads ♪ 616 00:28:24,500 --> 00:28:27,541 ♪ Some hos wanna choose But them bitches too scary ♪ 617 00:28:27,625 --> 00:28:31,041 ♪ Your bitch chose me You ain't a pimp, you a fairy ♪ 618 00:28:31,125 --> 00:28:34,125 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh oh oh-oh ♪ 619 00:28:34,208 --> 00:28:39,625 -♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh oh oh-oh ♪ -♪ I choose you, girl ♪ 620 00:28:39,708 --> 00:28:41,250 ♪ Yeah… ♪ 621 00:28:41,333 --> 00:28:43,041 -[all laughing] -Woo-hoo! 622 00:28:43,125 --> 00:28:45,833 ♪ Baby, you been rollin' solo Time to get down with the team ♪ 623 00:28:45,916 --> 00:28:47,291 ♪ The grass is greener… ♪ 624 00:28:47,375 --> 00:28:48,208 Hi. 625 00:28:48,958 --> 00:28:49,958 I got you. 626 00:28:50,875 --> 00:28:53,041 [onlookers] Oh! 627 00:28:53,125 --> 00:28:55,083 Oh my God. Take it, take it! 628 00:28:55,583 --> 00:28:57,083 [Amber] Oh my God! 629 00:28:57,166 --> 00:28:58,500 ♪ That ain't my style ♪ 630 00:28:58,583 --> 00:29:01,500 ♪ Need a real street stalker To walk a green mile ♪ 631 00:29:01,583 --> 00:29:02,875 ♪ We pilin' up the paper… ♪ 632 00:29:02,958 --> 00:29:04,583 -[indie-pop music playing] -♪ Oh ♪ 633 00:29:04,666 --> 00:29:08,166 -♪ Honey, I need you round ♪ -[cell phone pings] 634 00:29:08,250 --> 00:29:09,750 ♪ I know ♪ 635 00:29:10,250 --> 00:29:12,041 ♪ I know ♪ 636 00:29:12,125 --> 00:29:14,250 [student] Just motherfucking kiss! 637 00:29:14,333 --> 00:29:19,708 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 638 00:29:19,791 --> 00:29:22,125 ♪ Honey, I need you round… ♪ 639 00:29:22,208 --> 00:29:23,375 Oh, I would not use that. 640 00:29:23,458 --> 00:29:25,625 The Brita has been in there since, like, last year. 641 00:29:25,708 --> 00:29:26,791 Thank you. 642 00:29:26,875 --> 00:29:28,666 [sizzling] 643 00:29:30,416 --> 00:29:31,583 What do I smell? 644 00:29:34,083 --> 00:29:35,333 Does it smell good or bad? 645 00:29:35,416 --> 00:29:36,666 I'm not sure. 646 00:29:36,750 --> 00:29:38,125 [chuckles] 647 00:29:38,208 --> 00:29:39,291 This is paella. 648 00:29:39,791 --> 00:29:43,375 Got obsessed with it when I lived in Spain and been craving it ever since I got back. 649 00:29:43,458 --> 00:29:44,750 [Devon] Mm. 650 00:29:44,833 --> 00:29:47,708 -You wanna try some? -Uh, yeah, yeah, sure. 651 00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:54,750 [coughs] Oh my God! 652 00:29:55,333 --> 00:29:56,333 It's really spicy. 653 00:29:57,375 --> 00:29:58,666 -It's bad. Yeah. -Yeah. 654 00:29:58,750 --> 00:29:59,791 -It's hot. -It's not good. 655 00:29:59,875 --> 00:30:03,541 I'm sorry. All we have is salt, onion powder, and red chili flakes. 656 00:30:04,125 --> 00:30:05,208 When were you in Spain? 657 00:30:05,291 --> 00:30:06,750 Last semester. 658 00:30:06,833 --> 00:30:09,250 I was doing a Gaudi seminar in Barcelona. 659 00:30:09,333 --> 00:30:11,083 Wait, are you an architecture major? 660 00:30:11,166 --> 00:30:12,666 -Yeah. -Me too! 661 00:30:12,750 --> 00:30:14,583 Or… I will be when classes start. 662 00:30:14,666 --> 00:30:16,791 Oh, you're a freshman. 663 00:30:16,875 --> 00:30:18,375 Yeah. Yeah. 664 00:30:18,458 --> 00:30:19,666 Freshman Devon. 665 00:30:20,500 --> 00:30:24,250 I mean, I am a freshman, and my name is Devon. 666 00:30:24,958 --> 00:30:26,625 [Celeste] Okay, we're up next for beer pong, 667 00:30:26,708 --> 00:30:28,875 and I gotta be honest, I'm really bad. Ow! 668 00:30:28,958 --> 00:30:31,125 -Who are you? -Uh, Michael. 669 00:30:31,208 --> 00:30:35,041 [Celeste] Michael, I'm watching you. You fuck with her, you fuck with me. 670 00:30:35,625 --> 00:30:36,708 Copy that. 671 00:30:36,791 --> 00:30:39,416 -No, she's just drunk. No. -[Celeste] Woo-hoo! 672 00:30:43,708 --> 00:30:46,166 [chanting] Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink! 673 00:30:46,250 --> 00:30:48,416 Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink! 674 00:30:48,500 --> 00:30:50,250 Drink, drink, drink, drink! 675 00:30:51,291 --> 00:30:52,875 We're never gonna die! 676 00:30:52,958 --> 00:30:54,333 [cheering] 677 00:30:54,416 --> 00:30:55,833 -[thwack] -[Olivia] Ah! 678 00:30:55,916 --> 00:30:57,166 [Amber] You okay? 679 00:30:59,083 --> 00:31:03,208 So that guy was just, like, making rice in the middle of a party? 680 00:31:03,291 --> 00:31:06,541 First I thought it was sad, but then I realized it was definitely sad. 681 00:31:06,625 --> 00:31:08,666 -[Amber] Yeah. -Senior though. 682 00:31:09,416 --> 00:31:11,583 -I don't mind that part. -[Amber] Oh my God. 683 00:31:11,666 --> 00:31:13,666 It's 'cause your boyfriend's in 12th grade. 684 00:31:13,750 --> 00:31:14,958 Love of my life. 685 00:31:15,041 --> 00:31:18,708 Older guys always like younger girls. It's fucking gross. 686 00:31:19,500 --> 00:31:20,958 I think he's only 21. 687 00:31:21,458 --> 00:31:24,500 Oh, well then, that's whatever, then. I'm 20. 688 00:31:25,125 --> 00:31:26,125 You're 20? 689 00:31:26,208 --> 00:31:31,000 What? I went to USC for a little bit, and then I bailed out to do a gap year. 690 00:31:31,083 --> 00:31:33,500 More like thigh-gap year. 691 00:31:33,583 --> 00:31:36,041 I'm sorry. I'm trying wordplay. It's not working. 692 00:31:36,125 --> 00:31:40,833 It's insane that that's what you think wordplay is! 693 00:31:40,916 --> 00:31:43,375 Okay. Oh my God, I'm too hungover, and I'm still concussed. 694 00:31:43,458 --> 00:31:45,750 [Amber] You're not concussed. You're just stupid. 695 00:31:45,833 --> 00:31:48,333 I need you to learn how to drink before we go to Panama City 696 00:31:48,416 --> 00:31:50,625 because I'm not gonna babysit your ass out there. 697 00:31:50,708 --> 00:31:52,666 Wait, when are you guys going to Panama City? 698 00:31:52,750 --> 00:31:55,083 [Olivia] Spring break. You guys should come! 699 00:31:55,166 --> 00:31:57,250 You should, but you have to buy tickets right now. 700 00:31:57,333 --> 00:31:58,208 For April? 701 00:31:58,291 --> 00:32:00,291 [Olivia] Everyone from Walton goes. 702 00:32:00,375 --> 00:32:01,958 -It sells out, like, immediately. -Yeah. 703 00:32:02,041 --> 00:32:04,791 -I'm gonna send you the link right now. -I'm down. 704 00:32:04,875 --> 00:32:06,666 I mean, I don't have my card on me, 705 00:32:06,750 --> 00:32:09,958 but if you book the flights and stuff, I'll Venmo you. 706 00:32:10,458 --> 00:32:13,500 -[Olivia] You have to do it today. -[Amber] You should do it right now. 707 00:32:13,583 --> 00:32:16,625 -You're gonna pay me back, right? -Oh my… 708 00:32:16,708 --> 00:32:18,875 Oh my God, shut up. Just buy it. Please, please, please! 709 00:32:18,958 --> 00:32:21,458 -Please! Mommy! -Come on! 710 00:32:21,541 --> 00:32:23,041 [Amber] Oh my God, just do it! 711 00:32:23,125 --> 00:32:25,375 [both] Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida! 712 00:32:25,458 --> 00:32:27,166 Florida, Florida! 713 00:32:28,208 --> 00:32:29,583 I'm still drunk. 714 00:32:30,083 --> 00:32:32,166 -Let's do it. -[Olivia] Yeah! 715 00:32:32,250 --> 00:32:34,916 -We're actually all going to Panama City? -Yes! 716 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:38,333 I'm so gonna make Devon get a tattoo there! 717 00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:41,083 I'm not doing that. 718 00:32:41,583 --> 00:32:43,291 [indistinct chatter] 719 00:32:43,375 --> 00:32:45,125 -Yeah, all of this, yeah. -I know. 720 00:32:47,750 --> 00:32:49,500 [professor] Good morning, everyone. 721 00:32:49,583 --> 00:32:52,541 -How are we? -[all murmuring flatly] Good. 722 00:32:52,625 --> 00:32:53,875 That good, huh? 723 00:32:54,375 --> 00:32:57,250 Okay, show of hands, who completed the assignment for the first day? 724 00:32:57,333 --> 00:32:59,875 I see the models of your favorite buildings. Good. 725 00:32:59,958 --> 00:33:01,875 And who did not? 726 00:33:04,208 --> 00:33:05,416 And why didn't you? 727 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,291 Uh, just because the first line of the syllabus said 728 00:33:08,375 --> 00:33:10,000 to read the whole syllabus, 729 00:33:10,083 --> 00:33:13,250 and the last line said to disregard all assignments for the first day. 730 00:33:13,833 --> 00:33:18,333 Yes! First rule of structural design, read the fucking syllabus! 731 00:33:18,416 --> 00:33:20,833 For those who did make models, will they be graded? 732 00:33:20,916 --> 00:33:22,458 They will not. 733 00:33:22,958 --> 00:33:24,125 And you should be glad. 734 00:33:25,916 --> 00:33:28,833 Everybody, back there is your section TA, Michael. 735 00:33:28,916 --> 00:33:31,291 If you are ever getting the urge to email me, 736 00:33:31,375 --> 00:33:33,125 email Michael instead. 737 00:33:33,208 --> 00:33:37,250 My office hours are Friday from two to four, but email me whenever. 738 00:33:37,333 --> 00:33:40,791 I live for your long-winded excuses written by ChatGPT. 739 00:33:40,875 --> 00:33:42,958 [laughter] 740 00:33:43,041 --> 00:33:46,333 He's her TA? This could go so good or so bad. 741 00:33:46,416 --> 00:33:48,958 But they can't do anything. The power dynamics are off. 742 00:33:49,041 --> 00:33:51,958 Girl, bye. He's still a student. It's totally fine. 743 00:33:53,208 --> 00:33:54,833 So did she get that TA dick? 744 00:33:54,916 --> 00:33:57,958 I'll tell you more about their burgeoning romance outside. 745 00:33:58,041 --> 00:34:02,375 Gotta take Melissa for her walk. I see her tushy hole is throbbing. 746 00:34:02,458 --> 00:34:03,458 [Luna] Ew! 747 00:34:03,541 --> 00:34:05,458 [optimistic pop music playing] 748 00:34:14,833 --> 00:34:16,500 What molecule carries genetic information? 749 00:34:16,583 --> 00:34:18,000 -Nucleus. -No. 750 00:34:18,083 --> 00:34:19,833 What type of blood cells fight infection? 751 00:34:19,916 --> 00:34:21,166 -Nucleus. -No. 752 00:34:21,250 --> 00:34:22,750 [blowing nose] 753 00:34:24,833 --> 00:34:26,041 Ugh, I feel like shit. 754 00:34:26,625 --> 00:34:29,583 -Why don't you go to our room and sleep? -[Celeste] I can't. 755 00:34:29,666 --> 00:34:32,750 I have a paper on the history of denim due tomorrow. 756 00:34:33,750 --> 00:34:35,208 How much do you have written? 757 00:34:35,833 --> 00:34:36,875 None. 758 00:34:39,791 --> 00:34:41,500 [Celeste coughing forcefully] 759 00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:47,291 I'll do it. You just… you go rest. 760 00:34:47,375 --> 00:34:50,041 Don't you have your design midterm due tomorrow? 761 00:34:50,125 --> 00:34:54,166 No, it's done. It's on my desk. I just have to study for art history now. 762 00:34:55,291 --> 00:34:56,416 Okay. 763 00:34:57,041 --> 00:34:59,083 -Thank you. -Mm-hmm. 764 00:34:59,166 --> 00:35:02,250 I promise I'll make it up to you, my little genius. 765 00:35:03,541 --> 00:35:04,958 If I were you, 766 00:35:05,666 --> 00:35:08,083 I would not sleep in our dorm tonight. 767 00:35:09,208 --> 00:35:11,541 You do not wanna get what I have, trust me. 768 00:35:12,250 --> 00:35:14,125 [Celeste coughs] 769 00:35:14,208 --> 00:35:16,625 -[woman] Girl, cover your mouth. -[Celeste coughing] 770 00:35:24,541 --> 00:35:26,541 [music stops] 771 00:35:27,583 --> 00:35:29,458 [keyboard tapping] 772 00:35:36,541 --> 00:35:37,750 [ping] 773 00:35:40,333 --> 00:35:41,958 [mysterious music playing] 774 00:35:49,333 --> 00:35:50,375 [ping] 775 00:35:58,208 --> 00:35:59,333 [ping] 776 00:36:01,750 --> 00:36:02,583 Hello. 777 00:36:02,666 --> 00:36:04,625 -[screams] -[students shushing] 778 00:36:04,708 --> 00:36:06,291 -Bro, what the fuck? -Yo! 779 00:36:06,375 --> 00:36:07,291 We studying. 780 00:36:07,375 --> 00:36:09,125 I'm sorry. [chuckles] 781 00:36:10,083 --> 00:36:12,583 -[whispers] You wanna meet me outside? -Yeah. 782 00:36:13,250 --> 00:36:14,250 Okay. 783 00:36:14,333 --> 00:36:16,333 [soft harp music plays] 784 00:36:18,541 --> 00:36:20,041 [music fades] 785 00:36:20,125 --> 00:36:23,333 -How did you get my number? -I, uh… The class contact form. 786 00:36:23,416 --> 00:36:26,541 I'm sorry if that was weird, by the way. I was trying to be funny. 787 00:36:26,625 --> 00:36:28,416 -It was very weird. -Yeah. 788 00:36:28,500 --> 00:36:29,500 But I liked it. 789 00:36:32,041 --> 00:36:34,125 -Which way are you headed? -Back to Addison. 790 00:36:34,208 --> 00:36:35,708 Oh, honors dorm. 791 00:36:35,791 --> 00:36:37,833 The only dorm on campus with your own bathroom. 792 00:36:38,333 --> 00:36:41,250 Yes, living the dream, pooing in my own room. 793 00:36:41,333 --> 00:36:43,250 Yep. [chuckles] 794 00:36:43,333 --> 00:36:44,958 -Yeah. -Awesome. 795 00:36:45,458 --> 00:36:48,291 So what got Freshman Devon into architecture, anyways? 796 00:36:48,375 --> 00:36:51,250 Actually, my grandma Gigi lives in a Frank Lloyd Wright house. 797 00:36:51,333 --> 00:36:52,541 -What? -Yeah. 798 00:36:52,625 --> 00:36:54,000 No freakin' way! 799 00:36:54,500 --> 00:36:56,583 Technically, Marion Mahony Griffin designed it. 800 00:36:56,666 --> 00:36:59,500 -She was a draftsman at his firm. -Yeah, I know who she is. 801 00:36:59,583 --> 00:37:01,083 That's maybe even cooler. 802 00:37:01,958 --> 00:37:03,750 I think I wanna visit Gigi. 803 00:37:04,250 --> 00:37:05,416 Well, she loves visitors. 804 00:37:05,500 --> 00:37:07,791 She'll make you Negronis and ask you to dance with her. 805 00:37:07,875 --> 00:37:10,583 Okay. I'm all in on Gigi. 806 00:37:11,250 --> 00:37:13,791 But I have to warn you, if she kisses you on the cheek, 807 00:37:13,875 --> 00:37:15,291 it's never gonna come off. 808 00:37:15,375 --> 00:37:16,791 -Damn. -[tender ballad playing] 809 00:37:16,875 --> 00:37:18,166 Gigi sounds like my type. 810 00:37:18,666 --> 00:37:20,666 -Well, she's single. -[laughs] Okay. 811 00:37:20,750 --> 00:37:22,750 [music intensifies] 812 00:37:27,125 --> 00:37:29,125 [distant groaning] 813 00:37:30,208 --> 00:37:31,416 [groaning continues] 814 00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:33,500 [beeping] 815 00:37:33,583 --> 00:37:35,500 Hey, Celeste. I brought you soup and a Pedia-- 816 00:37:35,583 --> 00:37:37,541 -[music stops abruptly] -[Celeste groans, screams] 817 00:37:37,625 --> 00:37:39,458 [both screaming] 818 00:37:40,083 --> 00:37:42,708 Hey, you're in my poetry class. 819 00:37:42,791 --> 00:37:44,666 [student chuckles] 820 00:37:44,750 --> 00:37:45,916 -[door slams] -[gasping] 821 00:37:47,708 --> 00:37:48,875 [Celeste] Oh my God. 822 00:37:48,958 --> 00:37:51,458 [man] You know, I kinda went down on you, but you-- 823 00:37:51,541 --> 00:37:53,958 -[Celeste] Get the fuck out. -[man] All right. 824 00:37:55,541 --> 00:37:57,083 [door opens] 825 00:37:58,166 --> 00:37:59,625 I'm Theo, by the way. 826 00:38:01,666 --> 00:38:03,291 I'll see you in class. 827 00:38:05,333 --> 00:38:07,333 -[uneasy music playing] -[Celeste] Ooh. 828 00:38:07,833 --> 00:38:10,375 I pushed the beds together because he was a wrestler. 829 00:38:10,458 --> 00:38:14,000 -He was, like, kinda huge. -Yeah, I thought you were sick. 830 00:38:14,583 --> 00:38:17,250 I think it was just allergies. I tried calling you. 831 00:38:19,500 --> 00:38:20,958 [music fades] 832 00:38:21,875 --> 00:38:23,166 Okay. Um… 833 00:38:25,791 --> 00:38:27,000 Here's your paper. 834 00:38:27,625 --> 00:38:29,291 Oh, thank you. 835 00:38:30,875 --> 00:38:34,291 You mind emailing it to me too? I might wanna make a couple tweaks. 836 00:38:35,041 --> 00:38:36,875 Yeah. Sure. 837 00:38:37,583 --> 00:38:39,583 [uneasy music resumes] 838 00:38:46,166 --> 00:38:47,750 Did we break your thing? 839 00:38:48,750 --> 00:38:49,583 Yeah. 840 00:38:50,291 --> 00:38:51,250 I'll figure it out. 841 00:38:51,333 --> 00:38:52,416 [music stops] 842 00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:55,958 [scoffs] 843 00:39:03,666 --> 00:39:05,666 [machine whirring] 844 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,000 [cell phone ringing] 845 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,625 -Who's calling? -Devon. 846 00:39:12,708 --> 00:39:13,583 Oh. 847 00:39:13,666 --> 00:39:14,583 [phone chimes] 848 00:39:14,666 --> 00:39:16,041 -[Devon] Hi. -Hi, honey. 849 00:39:16,625 --> 00:39:18,166 Where are you? It looks dangerous. 850 00:39:18,250 --> 00:39:21,583 What? I'm in the laundry room. I'm just washing my sheets. 851 00:39:21,666 --> 00:39:23,125 What's wrong? What's going on? 852 00:39:24,333 --> 00:39:27,583 -It's just Celeste. She's so annoying. -I thought you liked her. 853 00:39:27,666 --> 00:39:29,583 -What do you mean? -She just… 854 00:39:30,166 --> 00:39:33,083 I offered to help her with her paper because she said she was sick, 855 00:39:33,166 --> 00:39:35,875 and when I got home, she was randomly way better. 856 00:39:35,958 --> 00:39:38,583 Hey, sweetheart, we don't do other people's schoolwork. 857 00:39:38,666 --> 00:39:40,750 Oh my God, Dad, you're missing the point. 858 00:39:40,833 --> 00:39:42,125 Okay? I'm gonna go. 859 00:39:42,208 --> 00:39:43,708 -[mom] Babe. -[parents] No! Don't go. 860 00:39:43,791 --> 00:39:45,041 [mom] Let's talk about it. 861 00:39:45,125 --> 00:39:47,791 Let us know, what's she doing to you, sweetie? 862 00:39:48,500 --> 00:39:51,958 My entire mini-fridge is full of her stinky kombucha bottles. 863 00:39:52,041 --> 00:39:54,208 She doesn't clean the bathroom ever. 864 00:39:54,291 --> 00:39:57,208 She borrowed my new hoodie, and I hadn't even taken the price tag off. 865 00:39:57,291 --> 00:39:59,708 -[dad] Mm-hmm. -But, Dev… Okay. Uh… 866 00:39:59,791 --> 00:40:03,083 Have you tried… talking to her? 867 00:40:03,666 --> 00:40:05,875 What? No. That would be so weird. 868 00:40:05,958 --> 00:40:09,791 Hey, sweetheart, look, we don't talk about people. 869 00:40:09,875 --> 00:40:11,583 We talk to them, okay? 870 00:40:11,666 --> 00:40:12,958 -[mom] Right. -[dad] Understand? 871 00:40:13,041 --> 00:40:14,416 [Devon] Dad, it's a FaceTime. 872 00:40:14,500 --> 00:40:16,125 Take it away from your ear. 873 00:40:16,208 --> 00:40:19,208 -Ah! -He thought it was an EarTime, honey. 874 00:40:19,291 --> 00:40:21,833 -[dad] It's fine. -I just miss you guys. 875 00:40:21,916 --> 00:40:22,833 We miss you too. 876 00:40:22,916 --> 00:40:25,333 We miss you too, and you are coming home, okay? 877 00:40:25,416 --> 00:40:27,416 -Thanksgiving is a few weeks away. -Okay. 878 00:40:27,500 --> 00:40:31,208 While we're talking about travel, I did see a charge for $4,000 879 00:40:31,291 --> 00:40:34,583 for plane tickets on the emergency credit cards. 880 00:40:34,666 --> 00:40:36,708 Oh my God, I'm sorry. That's for spring break. 881 00:40:36,791 --> 00:40:38,666 I'll Venmo you once Celeste pays me back. 882 00:40:38,750 --> 00:40:41,208 Doesn't she have her own father to take advantage of? 883 00:40:41,291 --> 00:40:44,375 -Oh my God. -I can't believe there's machines open. 884 00:40:44,875 --> 00:40:47,125 -Hi. -That is nuts. Are you on FaceTime? 885 00:40:47,208 --> 00:40:49,333 Yeah, I'm on FaceTime with my parents. 886 00:40:49,416 --> 00:40:50,916 Oh my God! 887 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:53,541 Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad. I'm Celeste. 888 00:40:53,625 --> 00:40:55,208 -Hi, Celeste. -Hey, kiddo. 889 00:40:55,291 --> 00:41:00,416 Hey, your daughter is legitimately my favorite part about college. 890 00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:01,458 [both] Aw. 891 00:41:01,541 --> 00:41:03,583 You know what? She says the same thing about you. 892 00:41:03,666 --> 00:41:05,416 -Doesn't she, honey? -She really does. 893 00:41:05,500 --> 00:41:07,916 [mom] Celeste, honey, what are you doing for the holidays? 894 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:09,750 Anything nice for Thanksgiving? 895 00:41:09,833 --> 00:41:15,208 Um… Probably stay on campus, um… because I have some family stuff going on. 896 00:41:15,291 --> 00:41:18,583 But it'll be good to catch up on some sleep. 897 00:41:18,666 --> 00:41:21,125 -[cell phone ringing] -Wow. Sorry, my therapist is calling. 898 00:41:22,083 --> 00:41:23,958 -At midnight? -[Celeste] It was nice to meet you! 899 00:41:24,041 --> 00:41:26,416 Celeste, it's so nice to meet you, honey. 900 00:41:27,500 --> 00:41:29,458 -Devon? Dev? -Yeah? 901 00:41:29,541 --> 00:41:31,000 Invite her here. 902 00:41:31,083 --> 00:41:32,958 -What? No. -[mom] Dev. 903 00:41:33,041 --> 00:41:37,375 She's doing a shrink at midnight, okay? She looks like some sort of a vagabond. 904 00:41:37,458 --> 00:41:39,375 -Can you say gypsy anymore? -No. 905 00:41:39,458 --> 00:41:42,625 It's nice to have a friend. You like her, so just work it out. 906 00:41:42,708 --> 00:41:45,708 Did you not just hear what I said? I'm not inviting her. 907 00:41:45,791 --> 00:41:47,958 Invite her here. 908 00:41:48,458 --> 00:41:50,458 [pensive alt-rock music playing] 909 00:41:51,708 --> 00:41:54,208 ♪ It won't stay♪ 910 00:41:54,291 --> 00:41:57,125 ♪ But I'll talk to you Till it's gone again… ♪ 911 00:41:57,208 --> 00:42:00,875 [Celeste] Oh my God, I'm so happy to be off campus. 912 00:42:00,958 --> 00:42:02,458 -[music fades] -Thank you, Dev. 913 00:42:02,541 --> 00:42:04,083 Yeah, it's gonna be fun. 914 00:42:04,583 --> 00:42:06,083 [Celeste] Um, also, 915 00:42:06,708 --> 00:42:11,833 I just wanted to say sorry about that night during midterms. 916 00:42:12,375 --> 00:42:16,666 You know, when you do something, then afterwards you realize, like, 917 00:42:17,166 --> 00:42:19,791 "Fuck, like, that was really stupid of me." 918 00:42:19,875 --> 00:42:21,458 [Devon] No, it's all good. 919 00:42:21,541 --> 00:42:26,083 I just… I would appreciate if you didn't sit on guys' faces in my bed. 920 00:42:26,166 --> 00:42:29,750 [chuckles] That is an incredibly fair request. 921 00:42:29,833 --> 00:42:31,250 I can commit to that. 922 00:42:31,333 --> 00:42:33,791 -I believe in you. -[both chuckle] 923 00:42:37,125 --> 00:42:39,500 Damn, you didn't tell me you were rich rich. 924 00:42:39,583 --> 00:42:41,541 We're not rich. We're, like, middle class. 925 00:42:41,625 --> 00:42:44,625 Why do rich people always like to say they're middle class? 926 00:42:44,708 --> 00:42:46,750 [dad] Hi! Aw. 927 00:42:46,833 --> 00:42:48,916 -[Devon] Hi. -Did you grow? 928 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:50,291 -Maybe. -Are you taller? 929 00:42:50,375 --> 00:42:51,666 -Yes. -Hi, are we allowed to hug? 930 00:42:51,750 --> 00:42:53,458 -Yes. -I don't know what the… Okay. 931 00:42:53,958 --> 00:42:55,583 Okay, other rules, no shoes. 932 00:42:55,666 --> 00:42:57,166 -Get the cowboy boots off. -It's fine. 933 00:42:57,250 --> 00:42:59,791 Captain Buzzkill. Hi, girls. 934 00:42:59,875 --> 00:43:02,416 Celeste, it's whatever you want, baby. 935 00:43:02,500 --> 00:43:04,500 -Hi, Devon. -Hi, Mom. 936 00:43:05,500 --> 00:43:06,541 Hi. 937 00:43:07,625 --> 00:43:10,333 -You look so beautiful. -Welcome home, D-bag. 938 00:43:10,416 --> 00:43:11,583 -Hi. -Hi. 939 00:43:12,875 --> 00:43:13,791 -Hi. -Hi. 940 00:43:13,875 --> 00:43:15,208 -I'm Alex. -Hi. 941 00:43:15,291 --> 00:43:17,208 I can take your… Yeah. 942 00:43:17,291 --> 00:43:18,458 [dad] Look at this gentleman. 943 00:43:18,541 --> 00:43:20,000 -Chivalry's alive. -[dad] Yes. 944 00:43:20,083 --> 00:43:21,000 -Hi, honey. -Hi. 945 00:43:21,083 --> 00:43:23,000 -I'm so happy you're here. -Me too. 946 00:43:24,083 --> 00:43:27,125 Brian, we're gonna order sushi. You like sushi? 947 00:43:27,208 --> 00:43:28,333 -Yes, love sushi. -Yeah? 948 00:43:28,416 --> 00:43:30,125 -Okay, let's have some. -Okay. 949 00:43:31,250 --> 00:43:33,541 Whatever happened to fucking chicken fingers? 950 00:43:34,041 --> 00:43:35,833 No, let's get $200 of eel. 951 00:43:36,333 --> 00:43:38,000 [soft pop-rock music playing] 952 00:43:38,083 --> 00:43:41,625 ♪ If you wanted me to ♪ 953 00:43:42,625 --> 00:43:45,208 ♪ I'd dull them down for you… ♪ 954 00:43:45,291 --> 00:43:48,000 First place at the Montclair Junior Swim Meet? 955 00:43:48,083 --> 00:43:50,791 [laughs] No. I actually came in last place, 956 00:43:50,875 --> 00:43:54,666 but my parents just made me that because they were proud I participated? 957 00:43:54,750 --> 00:43:57,500 Look at the inscription. It literally says, "Best try." 958 00:43:58,833 --> 00:44:01,958 Wow, your parents never wanted you to feel bad, did they? 959 00:44:02,041 --> 00:44:04,208 Oh, yeah. They love me. 960 00:44:04,708 --> 00:44:06,958 I feel like maybe too much sometimes. 961 00:44:08,583 --> 00:44:09,625 What are these? 962 00:44:09,708 --> 00:44:10,916 Oh my God. 963 00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:12,833 "I am more than my anxiety." 964 00:44:12,916 --> 00:44:15,750 No, they're just, like, little affirmations. 965 00:44:15,833 --> 00:44:18,541 No, you can put them up in our bathroom if you want. 966 00:44:19,041 --> 00:44:24,125 -No, I don't… I don't need them anymore. -Why? Do you… do you take something? 967 00:44:25,125 --> 00:44:27,375 Uh… I take Effexor. 968 00:44:27,458 --> 00:44:30,500 -Like, a super low dose though. -Why didn't you tell me? 969 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:32,666 I'm just kinda private about it. 970 00:44:32,750 --> 00:44:34,791 I told you about my therapist. 971 00:44:34,875 --> 00:44:37,791 No, I know that. I… I should've said something. 972 00:44:37,875 --> 00:44:39,708 I'm sorry. I don't know why. 973 00:44:39,791 --> 00:44:40,875 I'm sorry. It's fine. 974 00:44:40,958 --> 00:44:42,583 -We're fine. It's okay. -[knocking on door] 975 00:44:43,916 --> 00:44:44,916 Yo, Celeste. 976 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:46,250 You play Catan? 977 00:44:47,125 --> 00:44:51,000 Uh, you know, I didn't really play board games 'cause I was always popular, 978 00:44:51,083 --> 00:44:52,541 but… what's Catan? 979 00:44:52,625 --> 00:44:56,041 It's actually, like, really fun. You build roads and settlements and stuff. 980 00:44:58,666 --> 00:45:00,125 Alex, can we think about it? 981 00:45:00,708 --> 00:45:02,000 Uh, yeah, sure. 982 00:45:04,416 --> 00:45:08,041 -So when did your brother come out? -Oh, he hasn't brought that up. 983 00:45:08,125 --> 00:45:10,041 [laughs] Oh, okay. 984 00:45:11,583 --> 00:45:13,750 Well, we should go out tonight. 985 00:45:13,833 --> 00:45:16,500 After Catan? I mean, it's kind of a… it's a long game. 986 00:45:16,583 --> 00:45:19,833 -Uh, maybe Catan's a different night. -Okay. 987 00:45:20,416 --> 00:45:23,708 We can go to the bowling alley or the mall. 988 00:45:23,791 --> 00:45:26,041 I mean, it closes at 10:00, but we can go for a little. 989 00:45:26,125 --> 00:45:28,875 -No. Like, a bar. -Oh. 990 00:45:28,958 --> 00:45:32,041 No. We won't be able to get in. I mean, all the bars here card. 991 00:45:32,125 --> 00:45:35,625 Oh… 992 00:45:35,708 --> 00:45:37,250 Well, 993 00:45:37,333 --> 00:45:41,250 it is a good thing… it's a really good thing 994 00:45:41,333 --> 00:45:42,666 that we have IDs! 995 00:45:43,500 --> 00:45:46,291 [screaming] 996 00:45:46,375 --> 00:45:49,416 -[upbeat rock music playing] -♪ One, two princes kneel before you ♪ 997 00:45:49,500 --> 00:45:51,041 ♪ That's what I said now ♪ 998 00:45:51,125 --> 00:45:52,916 ♪ Princes, princes who… ♪ 999 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:55,041 [Celeste] Thank you for letting me borrow this. 1000 00:45:55,125 --> 00:45:56,791 Yes, of course. You look awesome. 1001 00:45:56,875 --> 00:45:58,625 ♪ Diamonds in his pockets ♪ 1002 00:45:58,708 --> 00:46:00,583 ♪ And that's some bread now ♪ 1003 00:46:00,666 --> 00:46:02,458 ♪ This one said he wants to buy you… ♪ 1004 00:46:02,541 --> 00:46:04,666 Wait, you used my real name? 1005 00:46:05,166 --> 00:46:06,875 No, you wanna use your real name. 1006 00:46:06,958 --> 00:46:08,791 That way, you can still use your credit card. 1007 00:46:09,708 --> 00:46:10,791 Oh, wait, that's smart. 1008 00:46:10,875 --> 00:46:13,666 Yeah, it's the home address you wanna change. 1009 00:46:14,166 --> 00:46:17,000 That way, if they take it, they can't track you down. 1010 00:46:17,083 --> 00:46:18,625 They'll never find you 1011 00:46:18,708 --> 00:46:21,500 at 126 Crestview Road, Stamford, Connecticut. 1012 00:46:22,541 --> 00:46:25,458 That's my address. That's my home address. See, I switched around the fakes. 1013 00:46:25,541 --> 00:46:29,250 So, technically, this is my hometown bar, not yours. 1014 00:46:29,750 --> 00:46:30,750 All right. 1015 00:46:31,250 --> 00:46:32,333 Penis time. 1016 00:46:33,583 --> 00:46:34,583 Hey, dude. 1017 00:46:34,666 --> 00:46:37,041 Yeah, let's see some IDs, ladies. 1018 00:46:37,125 --> 00:46:38,333 Yes. 1019 00:46:40,333 --> 00:46:42,208 Yeah, fine, whatever. What are you drinking? 1020 00:46:43,583 --> 00:46:44,416 For real? 1021 00:46:44,500 --> 00:46:49,125 We will get two tequila sodas with lime and six green-tea shots. 1022 00:46:49,208 --> 00:46:50,291 Open or closed? 1023 00:46:50,375 --> 00:46:51,250 Open. 1024 00:46:51,750 --> 00:46:52,958 Do you have your card? 1025 00:46:53,041 --> 00:46:54,916 ♪ Now, and if you wanna buy… ♪ 1026 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:56,666 Uh, yeah. Yeah. 1027 00:46:56,750 --> 00:46:57,583 Devon? 1028 00:46:58,083 --> 00:47:00,500 ♪ And if you would like To talk for hours… ♪ 1029 00:47:00,583 --> 00:47:01,791 Hi! 1030 00:47:01,875 --> 00:47:04,541 Devon! This is so fun. 1031 00:47:04,625 --> 00:47:07,250 You're literally the last person I thought we'd see out tonight. 1032 00:47:07,333 --> 00:47:08,416 So cute. 1033 00:47:08,500 --> 00:47:13,791 Oh, this is Ella, Emma, Ava, and… Enema. 1034 00:47:15,416 --> 00:47:17,250 I'm Celeste. I'm Devon's best friend. 1035 00:47:17,833 --> 00:47:19,333 -[women] Oh! -[Emma] Nice to meet you. 1036 00:47:19,416 --> 00:47:20,958 We know Devon from high school. 1037 00:47:21,041 --> 00:47:23,041 Oh, nice. 1038 00:47:24,416 --> 00:47:27,250 Are you gonna introduce yourself or keep staring at me? 1039 00:47:28,083 --> 00:47:30,916 Uh, oh, I was just staring at your tattoos. 1040 00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:34,416 No, you weren't, but that's okay. Who wants to do a shot? 1041 00:47:34,500 --> 00:47:36,375 -What? -Ah! 1042 00:47:36,458 --> 00:47:37,291 [friend] Is that it? 1043 00:47:37,375 --> 00:47:38,833 -Are you serious? -Free alcohol. 1044 00:47:38,916 --> 00:47:40,625 -[Ella] Why would you do that? -You want one? 1045 00:47:40,708 --> 00:47:43,541 What? Oh, definitely. [chuckles] 1046 00:47:44,041 --> 00:47:45,208 Mm! 1047 00:47:45,291 --> 00:47:47,041 Oh fuck. 1048 00:47:47,541 --> 00:47:49,250 Devon, what should we cheers to? 1049 00:47:49,750 --> 00:47:53,625 -To not being in high school anymore. -That's so real. 1050 00:47:53,708 --> 00:47:55,083 -Love you. -Cheers. 1051 00:47:55,583 --> 00:47:57,750 ♪ I'm the one that loves you, baby Can't you see? ♪ 1052 00:47:57,833 --> 00:47:58,958 Find me later. 1053 00:47:59,541 --> 00:48:00,416 Okay. 1054 00:48:00,500 --> 00:48:02,333 ♪ I know what a prince and lover ought to be ♪ 1055 00:48:02,416 --> 00:48:04,875 ♪ I know what a prince and lover ought to be… ♪ 1056 00:48:04,958 --> 00:48:07,375 [TV host 1] Up next is a character who reminds us 1057 00:48:07,458 --> 00:48:10,458 it's never too late to try something new. 1058 00:48:10,541 --> 00:48:11,750 Leo has spent years… 1059 00:48:11,833 --> 00:48:15,833 [Brian] I almost had to beat up an old lady to get these tiny marshmallows. 1060 00:48:16,333 --> 00:48:18,166 But I got 'em! Ha-ha-ha! 1061 00:48:19,291 --> 00:48:22,250 [TV host 2] Oh, Leo. Truly inspiring, 1062 00:48:22,333 --> 00:48:25,625 and he brings back happy memories for me… 1063 00:48:26,125 --> 00:48:29,083 Hey, D? You ask your mom if she needs any help? 1064 00:48:29,166 --> 00:48:30,625 I'm doing the mashed potatoes! 1065 00:48:30,708 --> 00:48:33,833 Okay, well, that's the easiest one. Can you see if she needs anything? 1066 00:48:33,916 --> 00:48:36,458 -Jesus! -Make yourself available. 1067 00:48:36,541 --> 00:48:39,208 -[Devon] Fine. -Mick Jagger with the sunglasses. 1068 00:48:39,291 --> 00:48:42,291 -Celeste, you can sit. -Oh, no, I insist. 1069 00:48:42,791 --> 00:48:44,541 Okay, fine. Love you, Brian. 1070 00:48:44,625 --> 00:48:45,708 [chuckles] 1071 00:48:49,666 --> 00:48:51,291 [mom] Babe, did you get the carrots? 1072 00:48:52,416 --> 00:48:54,541 I am annoying. I am fake. 1073 00:48:54,625 --> 00:48:56,583 I'm not who I'm being. I'm pretending… 1074 00:48:56,666 --> 00:48:58,166 Have you ever seen Drag Race? 1075 00:48:58,666 --> 00:49:00,125 Uh… no. 1076 00:49:00,208 --> 00:49:02,583 [Laganja Estranja] How am I supposed to feel in this moment… 1077 00:49:03,083 --> 00:49:05,666 You should. You'd love it. 1078 00:49:05,750 --> 00:49:08,208 [Adore] I didn't wanna make it that everybody was attacking you! 1079 00:49:08,291 --> 00:49:10,041 I feel very attacked! 1080 00:49:10,125 --> 00:49:11,416 [squelching] 1081 00:49:11,500 --> 00:49:12,625 [Devon] Ugh. 1082 00:49:14,250 --> 00:49:16,833 [mom] Celeste seems like a good hang. Did you have fun last night? 1083 00:49:17,333 --> 00:49:19,458 Uh, yeah, unfortunately. 1084 00:49:19,541 --> 00:49:21,416 [mom] When I was in college and had a hangover, 1085 00:49:21,500 --> 00:49:24,416 I'd drink a whole bottle of wine, eat some chicken nuggets, 1086 00:49:24,500 --> 00:49:26,291 take a nap, and just sleep all day. 1087 00:49:26,375 --> 00:49:28,333 Mom, that's really sad. 1088 00:49:28,416 --> 00:49:31,333 Well, all moms are a little sad. You'll see. 1089 00:49:32,416 --> 00:49:35,791 -[door creaks open] -[woman] Hello, Weisz family! 1090 00:49:35,875 --> 00:49:38,541 -Happy Thanksgiving! We're here! -Hi, babies! 1091 00:49:38,625 --> 00:49:39,458 -[Devon] Hi. -Hi, Mom. 1092 00:49:39,541 --> 00:49:41,125 -[woman 2] Happy Thanksgiving! -Hi! 1093 00:49:41,208 --> 00:49:43,500 -I… I brought the Negronis. -Hi. 1094 00:49:43,583 --> 00:49:45,250 -Hi. -[man] It's so good to see you. 1095 00:49:45,333 --> 00:49:48,166 -[Devon] Happy Thanksgiving, Gigi. -Happy Thanksgiving, my dear. 1096 00:49:48,250 --> 00:49:51,166 Honey, how is college going? 1097 00:49:51,250 --> 00:49:53,208 Are you an architect yet? 1098 00:49:53,291 --> 00:49:54,583 Ha! No, not yet. 1099 00:49:54,666 --> 00:49:58,416 Well, did you tell those professors about the house that I live in? 1100 00:49:58,500 --> 00:50:01,708 -[Devon] Yeah, I did. -That didn't buy you… Uh-oh. 1101 00:50:02,291 --> 00:50:04,666 Who is this beautiful young woman? 1102 00:50:04,750 --> 00:50:06,958 Oh, this is… this is my roommate, Celeste. 1103 00:50:07,041 --> 00:50:08,833 Celeste? 1104 00:50:08,916 --> 00:50:11,500 Well, I am your Gigi. 1105 00:50:11,583 --> 00:50:13,541 Now come here, come here. [laughing] 1106 00:50:13,625 --> 00:50:15,041 Mwah! 1107 00:50:15,541 --> 00:50:19,166 Here's Brian! Hi! 1108 00:50:19,250 --> 00:50:21,250 Bulla, you grew your mustache back. 1109 00:50:21,333 --> 00:50:23,875 -Just to piss you off. -Mission accomplished. 1110 00:50:23,958 --> 00:50:26,041 D, can you help me with the turkey, please? 1111 00:50:26,125 --> 00:50:28,291 -Want me to get Alex? -No, I don't trust him near this. 1112 00:50:29,166 --> 00:50:31,458 -You are a wanted woman. -I'll start the sprouts. 1113 00:50:31,541 --> 00:50:32,375 Thank you, honey. 1114 00:50:32,458 --> 00:50:34,500 -Hi, Mom. -[Brian] Come on, I need my girl. 1115 00:50:35,583 --> 00:50:38,208 -[woman] Why don't you get it? -[indistinct chatter] 1116 00:50:38,291 --> 00:50:40,166 -[Gigi] I need some ice. -[Brian] You got it. 1117 00:50:40,250 --> 00:50:41,500 Can I get you a drink? 1118 00:50:41,583 --> 00:50:42,833 -Yes. -Come on. 1119 00:50:43,333 --> 00:50:47,500 Ooh! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 1120 00:50:47,583 --> 00:50:49,166 It's good. You can do kettlebell. 1121 00:50:49,250 --> 00:50:51,625 You can kinda do your kettlebell exercise like that. 1122 00:50:52,208 --> 00:50:53,875 You can swing it, too, if you want. 1123 00:50:55,500 --> 00:50:58,083 I don't want this to look sexual. I'm doing it wrong. 1124 00:50:58,166 --> 00:50:59,791 -It is. -Okay, then I'm gonna stop. 1125 00:50:59,875 --> 00:51:01,291 Can you take a picture? 1126 00:51:01,958 --> 00:51:03,125 Yeah. 1127 00:51:03,916 --> 00:51:04,916 [camera clicks] 1128 00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:06,500 -That's good. -For the grid? 1129 00:51:06,583 --> 00:51:09,625 -No. -Just for stories? Okay. 1130 00:51:09,708 --> 00:51:11,291 -I'm gonna lower it down. -[sizzling] 1131 00:51:11,375 --> 00:51:14,708 Ooh! Listen to that sizzle. 1132 00:51:15,666 --> 00:51:17,583 Celeste is, uh… She's funny. 1133 00:51:18,750 --> 00:51:20,708 -Yeah. -You're funnier though. 1134 00:51:21,208 --> 00:51:23,833 -Thank you. -Okay. Keep an eye on it, okay? 1135 00:51:24,333 --> 00:51:26,166 -Hey, D? -Mm-hmm. 1136 00:51:26,791 --> 00:51:28,791 -I love you. -I love you. 1137 00:51:31,083 --> 00:51:33,083 [unsettling music playing] 1138 00:51:33,583 --> 00:51:35,583 [woman] You are so cute! 1139 00:51:35,666 --> 00:51:37,750 -[Celeste] You are so cute! -[woman] Oh my God. 1140 00:51:39,458 --> 00:51:41,125 Wow, no way! 1141 00:51:41,958 --> 00:51:43,875 Another one? 1142 00:51:49,916 --> 00:51:52,250 -[Gigi] Hey, honey. -[music fades] 1143 00:51:52,333 --> 00:51:53,250 Hi. 1144 00:51:53,333 --> 00:51:55,458 -You're out here all alone? -Yeah. 1145 00:51:56,083 --> 00:51:57,208 Now you're not. 1146 00:51:58,291 --> 00:52:01,291 You know, your friend in there is so pretty. 1147 00:52:02,250 --> 00:52:05,583 But those tattoos are so ugly. 1148 00:52:05,666 --> 00:52:08,583 -What is that about? -Stop. Don't say that. 1149 00:52:08,666 --> 00:52:11,208 -[chuckles] -I'm gonna take a shift. 1150 00:52:11,291 --> 00:52:13,666 No, no. Go back inside. I got it. 1151 00:52:13,750 --> 00:52:17,041 They won't let me do anything in there. I can watch a turkey. 1152 00:52:17,125 --> 00:52:20,791 Be with your friend. You brought her. Go be with her. 1153 00:52:22,500 --> 00:52:23,625 'Kay. 1154 00:52:23,708 --> 00:52:25,250 -Okay. -Bye. 1155 00:52:27,208 --> 00:52:28,291 [sighs] 1156 00:52:30,166 --> 00:52:34,750 [woman] When I was your age, I got a tattoo with my college boyfriend, Vern. 1157 00:52:34,833 --> 00:52:37,208 [mom] Oh my God. Vicki, you were crazy about Vern. 1158 00:52:37,291 --> 00:52:40,041 She was obsessed with Vern. I mean, in fairness, everybody was. 1159 00:52:40,125 --> 00:52:42,916 I'll never forget how happy he made me. 1160 00:52:43,833 --> 00:52:46,583 Fun fact about Vern, he's now married to Whitney Cummings. 1161 00:52:46,666 --> 00:52:47,791 -Get out. -Who? 1162 00:52:47,875 --> 00:52:51,958 Yeah, I know I act like I'm cool with all the Vern talk, but I'm not. 1163 00:52:52,041 --> 00:52:54,708 Okay, you know Devon has a Vern. 1164 00:52:54,791 --> 00:52:55,875 He's her TA. 1165 00:52:55,958 --> 00:52:58,666 -What are you talking about? -[mom] Really? 1166 00:52:58,750 --> 00:53:00,250 My Devon likes a boy. 1167 00:53:00,333 --> 00:53:03,041 Every time Devon's around him, 1168 00:53:03,125 --> 00:53:07,166 she's like, "Michael, I'm in love with you." 1169 00:53:07,250 --> 00:53:08,416 I don't say that. 1170 00:53:08,500 --> 00:53:11,000 -Something is going on out there. -What? 1171 00:53:12,166 --> 00:53:13,333 Oh my God! 1172 00:53:13,416 --> 00:53:15,333 Oh, Mom! Mom! 1173 00:53:15,416 --> 00:53:16,916 Devon, go help! 1174 00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:19,041 Go! Mom! Mom! 1175 00:53:19,125 --> 00:53:20,916 -[screaming] -Oh God, what do we do? 1176 00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:23,291 -[Brian] Gigi's on fire! -[mom] Oh my God! Ah! 1177 00:53:23,375 --> 00:53:24,416 I got it. 1178 00:53:28,625 --> 00:53:30,625 [mom] Oh my God! Mom, are you okay? 1179 00:53:30,708 --> 00:53:32,916 Mommy, Mommy… Oh my God. 1180 00:53:33,708 --> 00:53:34,666 [Brian] What happened? 1181 00:53:35,333 --> 00:53:37,416 -I spilled my drink. -[mom] You don't need that. 1182 00:53:37,500 --> 00:53:39,250 You all right? You okay? 1183 00:53:39,333 --> 00:53:41,166 -[Gigi] I'm okay. -[Brian] Okay, okay. 1184 00:53:42,708 --> 00:53:45,875 -You're supposed to be watching the fryer. -She told me to go inside! 1185 00:53:45,958 --> 00:53:47,666 -I don't know! -Brian, Brian, it's okay. 1186 00:53:47,750 --> 00:53:50,875 I knew Devon was out of it today, so I had to be the responsible one. 1187 00:53:51,458 --> 00:53:55,666 [Gigi] Oh, what size head do you have? I'm gonna crochet you a hat. 1188 00:53:55,750 --> 00:53:57,250 Grandma's hats are iconic. 1189 00:53:57,333 --> 00:54:00,750 -[Bulla] Celeste, that was unbelievable. -[Vicki] An angel. 1190 00:54:00,833 --> 00:54:02,875 [Bulla] She was like a frickin' firefighter. 1191 00:54:02,958 --> 00:54:04,958 [ominous music playing] 1192 00:54:06,708 --> 00:54:10,041 [Schilling] Devon woke up the next morning with a stomach ache, 1193 00:54:10,125 --> 00:54:13,708 knowing she had to spend the rest of the weekend with Celeste. 1194 00:54:22,625 --> 00:54:24,750 -Immediately, she felt better. -[music fades] 1195 00:54:24,833 --> 00:54:27,583 [Brian] Hey, D, you up yet? Come have some breakfast. 1196 00:54:27,666 --> 00:54:29,041 I'm making waffles! 1197 00:54:29,125 --> 00:54:31,666 -Don't burn 'em, Dad! -[Brian] Too late! 1198 00:54:31,750 --> 00:54:33,583 [relaxed indie-rock music playing] 1199 00:54:33,666 --> 00:54:37,958 [Schilling] Devon returned to the dorms just in time for her 19th birthday. 1200 00:54:52,333 --> 00:54:53,500 [lock beeping] 1201 00:54:53,583 --> 00:54:56,250 -Happy birthday! -God. 1202 00:54:57,750 --> 00:54:59,791 Thank you so much. This is so nice. 1203 00:54:59,875 --> 00:55:01,541 Of course. You like it? 1204 00:55:01,625 --> 00:55:03,416 Yeah. I can't believe you did all this. 1205 00:55:03,500 --> 00:55:07,583 So I'm thinking, for your birthday, the four of us, we go to Abba. 1206 00:55:07,666 --> 00:55:10,666 It's, like, Mediterranean, but they also have a hookah lounge. 1207 00:55:10,750 --> 00:55:12,791 -That sounds awesome. -Nice. Okay. 1208 00:55:12,875 --> 00:55:14,666 -I'm gonna shower. -Yeah. 1209 00:55:18,208 --> 00:55:19,208 [Devon] Um… 1210 00:55:20,041 --> 00:55:22,000 Is that my bra and underwear? 1211 00:55:22,083 --> 00:55:24,791 Yeah, they were… in my drawer? 1212 00:55:25,291 --> 00:55:26,583 [door closes] 1213 00:55:26,666 --> 00:55:28,666 [water running] 1214 00:55:29,291 --> 00:55:30,500 [cell phone chimes] 1215 00:55:34,500 --> 00:55:35,625 [chuckles softly] 1216 00:55:36,666 --> 00:55:38,208 [tense music playing] 1217 00:55:42,916 --> 00:55:43,916 [music fades] 1218 00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:48,041 [Schilling] Celeste's actions had moved Devon from anxious to full-blown paranoid. 1219 00:55:48,125 --> 00:55:49,625 She needed a second opinion, 1220 00:55:49,708 --> 00:55:52,625 so she went to the smartest woman on campus. 1221 00:55:53,750 --> 00:55:55,000 Hey, girlypop. 1222 00:55:55,083 --> 00:55:57,250 -[chiming] -[Luna] Wait, you're in this story? 1223 00:55:57,333 --> 00:55:59,291 Why do you have a fuckin' bowl cut? 1224 00:55:59,375 --> 00:56:00,750 It was a bob, 1225 00:56:00,833 --> 00:56:03,416 and how are you seeing that, anyway? That's weird. 1226 00:56:04,375 --> 00:56:06,875 Wow. These are awesome. 1227 00:56:06,958 --> 00:56:10,041 -My mom's a ceramicist. -Oh, nice. Yeah. 1228 00:56:10,125 --> 00:56:12,625 The welding studio is, like, a 20-minute walk away, 1229 00:56:12,708 --> 00:56:15,208 so I was like, "Fuck walking." 1230 00:56:15,291 --> 00:56:16,625 Is the school okay with that? 1231 00:56:17,125 --> 00:56:18,166 No. 1232 00:56:20,083 --> 00:56:24,250 So you're just here to admire my decor. 1233 00:56:25,458 --> 00:56:28,500 I was wondering what the process is for switching roommates. 1234 00:56:29,083 --> 00:56:30,708 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1235 00:56:31,208 --> 00:56:33,875 Switching roommates is a last resort. 1236 00:56:33,958 --> 00:56:37,125 The school only allows that in extreme circumstances. 1237 00:56:37,208 --> 00:56:39,166 She'd have to be, like, threatening your life or… 1238 00:56:39,250 --> 00:56:42,583 I'm just… I'm having a problem with boundaries, 1239 00:56:42,666 --> 00:56:44,416 if you have any advice about that? 1240 00:56:44,916 --> 00:56:48,375 The thing about communication is that you're not gonna get what you want 1241 00:56:48,458 --> 00:56:50,125 unless you ask for it. 1242 00:56:50,208 --> 00:56:51,666 So just be direct. 1243 00:56:54,333 --> 00:56:56,291 [Devon] Celeste, can I talk to you about something? 1244 00:56:56,375 --> 00:56:58,541 [Celeste] Not now. After we watch Clueless. 1245 00:56:58,625 --> 00:57:03,250 Oh my God, I cannot believe you haven't seen this fucking movie. 1246 00:57:03,333 --> 00:57:05,125 -You were so sheltered. -He gave me a C-minus. 1247 00:57:05,208 --> 00:57:07,125 -Well, he gave me a C… -[Celeste] Trivia fact. 1248 00:57:07,208 --> 00:57:10,000 Stacey Dash was 30 when she filmed this. 1249 00:57:10,500 --> 00:57:12,458 30? That's close to your age. 1250 00:57:14,125 --> 00:57:15,333 [ping] 1251 00:57:16,416 --> 00:57:18,083 Whoa! What the fuck? 1252 00:57:18,166 --> 00:57:20,041 Sorry, I, um… 1253 00:57:20,541 --> 00:57:22,708 I just have to charge my computer. 1254 00:57:23,291 --> 00:57:24,833 It's about to die. [chuckles] 1255 00:57:27,166 --> 00:57:28,916 -Go back. -Yeah. 1256 00:57:30,541 --> 00:57:32,333 -Did you get your report card? -[Dionne] Yeah. 1257 00:57:32,416 --> 00:57:34,083 I'm toast. How'd you do? 1258 00:57:34,166 --> 00:57:37,541 [Cher] I totally choked. My father is gonna go ballistic on me. 1259 00:57:38,625 --> 00:57:42,666 [professor] So I have really enjoyed reading all your poems this semester. 1260 00:57:42,750 --> 00:57:46,500 I loved it so much that I think the entire class should get a chance 1261 00:57:46,583 --> 00:57:48,041 to hear them before winter break. 1262 00:57:48,125 --> 00:57:50,708 -[students groaning] -Oh, come on. Who's gonna kick us off? 1263 00:57:50,791 --> 00:57:52,000 Anybody? 1264 00:57:52,083 --> 00:57:53,916 -Don't jump up at once. -[Celeste] I'll go. 1265 00:57:54,625 --> 00:57:56,583 Celeste, all right, come on down. 1266 00:58:04,166 --> 00:58:05,791 My poem is called 1267 00:58:06,583 --> 00:58:09,333 The Girl Who's Barely There. 1268 00:58:10,791 --> 00:58:12,125 It's 8:00 a.m 1269 00:58:12,625 --> 00:58:16,125 The girl methodically Puts together an outfit 1270 00:58:16,208 --> 00:58:19,291 That precisely zero people will notice 1271 00:58:19,791 --> 00:58:21,125 It's almost as if 1272 00:58:22,083 --> 00:58:23,041 That's her goal 1273 00:58:23,541 --> 00:58:25,958 To be imperceptible 1274 00:58:26,041 --> 00:58:27,875 Inoffensive 1275 00:58:27,958 --> 00:58:30,208 Insignificant 1276 00:58:30,708 --> 00:58:33,750 She's the girl who's barely there 1277 00:58:34,916 --> 00:58:36,250 It's noon 1278 00:58:36,333 --> 00:58:41,125 The girl laughs too hard At a joke of a handsome senior 1279 00:58:41,208 --> 00:58:43,000 He's a kaleidoscope 1280 00:58:43,083 --> 00:58:44,708 She's beige 1281 00:58:45,291 --> 00:58:47,500 Yet also clear 1282 00:58:48,416 --> 00:58:51,791 She's the girl who's barely there 1283 00:58:52,291 --> 00:58:53,500 It's 10:00 p.m. 1284 00:58:53,583 --> 00:58:56,125 The girl waits for someone To make plans for her 1285 00:58:56,208 --> 00:58:57,541 She wonders 1286 00:58:57,625 --> 00:59:02,166 "Do I exist merely to refract The brilliance of others?" 1287 00:59:02,250 --> 00:59:04,875 "Am I like a glass wall 1288 00:59:04,958 --> 00:59:09,625 So translucent that someone Might walk straight through me?" 1289 00:59:10,666 --> 00:59:13,625 Crash, sweep, trash 1290 00:59:14,125 --> 00:59:15,000 Gone 1291 00:59:15,958 --> 00:59:20,083 She's the girl who used to be there 1292 00:59:20,791 --> 00:59:22,791 [cheering and applause] 1293 00:59:27,750 --> 00:59:29,875 Great job, Celeste. 1294 00:59:29,958 --> 00:59:33,250 Oh. I love your use of imagery and how you played with form. 1295 00:59:33,333 --> 00:59:36,500 All right, uh, let's open it up. What else did people notice? 1296 00:59:36,583 --> 00:59:37,416 Mara? 1297 00:59:38,625 --> 00:59:45,166 Celeste did a great job of capturing the emptiness of the character. 1298 00:59:45,666 --> 00:59:47,916 We all know this girl, 1299 00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:51,833 and you just wanna go up to her and say, "You're not the victim." 1300 00:59:51,916 --> 00:59:53,375 "You just suck." 1301 00:59:53,458 --> 00:59:54,916 [students laughing] 1302 00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:57,333 [chuckles] I see you've met my ex. 1303 00:59:58,208 --> 01:00:00,833 That was inappropriate. Anyone else? 1304 01:00:02,375 --> 01:00:03,458 Theo? 1305 01:00:04,416 --> 01:00:06,625 Um, I thought we had to rhyme. 1306 01:00:07,791 --> 01:00:11,166 [professor] You're not supposed to rhyme, okay? Not every poem is a rhyme. 1307 01:00:11,250 --> 01:00:13,833 If you ever wrote a poem about me like that, I'd fuckin' kill you. 1308 01:00:13,916 --> 01:00:15,083 Well, you did that already. 1309 01:00:15,166 --> 01:00:17,583 Remember when you sang that song at open mic night 1310 01:00:17,666 --> 01:00:19,500 at the Delvin Basement? 1311 01:00:19,583 --> 01:00:22,375 I didn't write that. That was a Brandi Carlile song. 1312 01:00:23,125 --> 01:00:25,083 -Really? -Yeah, ya dumb bitch. 1313 01:00:25,166 --> 01:00:27,875 See, look, we're finding out about things. 1314 01:00:27,958 --> 01:00:29,166 We're starting to heal. 1315 01:00:29,250 --> 01:00:30,583 -Ah! -[dog barks, growls] 1316 01:00:30,666 --> 01:00:33,750 Oh no! I'm so sorry, Dr. Schilling. 1317 01:00:33,833 --> 01:00:35,375 It's all good, George. 1318 01:00:35,458 --> 01:00:40,166 Hey, Feekie, that was a great toss, you fuckin' piece o' shit! 1319 01:00:40,250 --> 01:00:43,125 You're a fucking amateur! [grunts] 1320 01:00:43,208 --> 01:00:44,791 Oh my God! 1321 01:00:44,875 --> 01:00:46,791 Am I tripping, or is that the same George? 1322 01:00:46,875 --> 01:00:49,041 Oh, that's George. He keeps getting degrees 1323 01:00:49,125 --> 01:00:51,708 so he can keep playing Frisbee. 1324 01:00:51,791 --> 01:00:54,208 All right, where was I? Right. 1325 01:00:54,291 --> 01:00:56,125 Ah, winter break, 1326 01:00:56,208 --> 01:01:00,000 a gift from the college gods that comes right when you need it most. 1327 01:01:00,083 --> 01:01:05,000 Devon spent her first few weeks at home obsessing over Celeste's shitty poem. 1328 01:01:05,083 --> 01:01:08,500 Then Michael slid into her DMs on New Year's. 1329 01:01:08,583 --> 01:01:10,666 Ooh, Michael! 1330 01:01:10,750 --> 01:01:14,333 As she talked to Michael more and more, Devon put the focus back on school. 1331 01:01:14,416 --> 01:01:17,208 Maybe this semester wouldn't be so bad after all. 1332 01:01:19,166 --> 01:01:21,416 Hey, Professor Ziemann, Devon's here. 1333 01:01:21,500 --> 01:01:23,833 Oh! Ms. Weisz. 1334 01:01:23,916 --> 01:01:25,708 -Hi. -Hi. 1335 01:01:25,791 --> 01:01:29,083 Listen, over the break, I had dinner with the department head, 1336 01:01:29,166 --> 01:01:32,625 and I showed him your work on the structural-analysis problem sets, 1337 01:01:32,708 --> 01:01:34,791 and he could not believe you were a freshman. 1338 01:01:34,875 --> 01:01:36,083 -Really? -Yeah. 1339 01:01:36,166 --> 01:01:39,000 Have you considered submitting to WaltonCon? 1340 01:01:39,625 --> 01:01:41,875 -Is that a TED Talk thing? -Good God, no. 1341 01:01:41,958 --> 01:01:44,000 It's this annual campus-wide competition 1342 01:01:44,083 --> 01:01:46,791 where a student from each major presents a project 1343 01:01:46,875 --> 01:01:48,625 based around improving campus life. 1344 01:01:48,708 --> 01:01:52,000 -And Michael and I were talking, yes? -Yes. 1345 01:01:52,083 --> 01:01:55,166 -And we feel you should submit. -Wow. That's awesome. 1346 01:01:55,250 --> 01:01:57,875 -Yeah, I'll definitely think about it. -Okay. 1347 01:01:59,666 --> 01:02:01,083 I thought about it. 1348 01:02:01,166 --> 01:02:02,583 Yes, I'm in. 1349 01:02:03,583 --> 01:02:04,583 Great. 1350 01:02:04,666 --> 01:02:06,291 You know, I see myself in you. 1351 01:02:07,375 --> 01:02:10,166 Not in a weird way. Just the regular way. 1352 01:02:10,250 --> 01:02:14,083 [optimistic electronic music playing] 1353 01:02:19,750 --> 01:02:20,666 Hey. 1354 01:02:21,333 --> 01:02:22,166 Hey. 1355 01:02:23,250 --> 01:02:25,291 What's up? Uh, what are you up to? 1356 01:02:26,416 --> 01:02:27,458 What are you up to? 1357 01:02:28,125 --> 01:02:30,458 I just finished my office hours. 1358 01:02:30,541 --> 01:02:31,958 I was gonna go work out. 1359 01:02:33,250 --> 01:02:34,291 Me too. 1360 01:02:34,375 --> 01:02:36,375 [serene dream-pop music playing] 1361 01:02:42,666 --> 01:02:46,875 ♪ Mrs. Magic to and fro… ♪ 1362 01:02:46,958 --> 01:02:47,833 [laughs] 1363 01:02:49,708 --> 01:02:53,708 ♪ Please give me one last show ♪ 1364 01:02:57,041 --> 01:03:01,291 ♪ Loosen my mind from within ♪ 1365 01:03:03,416 --> 01:03:07,958 [Devon] ♪ Open up my eager eyes ♪ 1366 01:03:08,041 --> 01:03:10,458 ♪ 'Cause I'm Mr. Bright… ♪ [screams] 1367 01:03:10,541 --> 01:03:13,125 Why'd you stop? Keep singing! 1368 01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:16,000 Don't worry. I'm not gonna post it. 1369 01:03:16,083 --> 01:03:17,166 I think. 1370 01:03:17,666 --> 01:03:20,916 [Amber] Oh my God, Olivia's been talking full volume to her boyfriend 1371 01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:22,125 until, like, 4:00 a.m. 1372 01:03:22,208 --> 01:03:24,541 [Celeste] That's unhinged. Like, go somewhere else. 1373 01:03:24,625 --> 01:03:27,375 [Amber] I know! And this morning, I'm on Zoom for biology, 1374 01:03:27,458 --> 01:03:31,541 and my entire study group can hear her and her boyfriend having FaceTime sex. 1375 01:03:31,625 --> 01:03:34,125 -[knocking on door] -[both] 2511! 1376 01:03:34,208 --> 01:03:35,500 [beeping] 1377 01:03:36,208 --> 01:03:37,458 Hello! 1378 01:03:37,541 --> 01:03:39,875 -Party's arrived! -[Celeste] Hey, Alex! 1379 01:03:39,958 --> 01:03:41,541 [Alex] I always wanted to say that. 1380 01:03:41,625 --> 01:03:42,708 -Hi. -Hi. 1381 01:03:42,791 --> 01:03:43,916 -[Devon] Hi! -Hey! 1382 01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:45,500 -Hey. -[Devon] What are you doing here? 1383 01:03:45,583 --> 01:03:47,625 -Celeste invited me. -[Celeste] For the party. 1384 01:03:47,708 --> 01:03:49,333 We thought it'd be a fun surprise. 1385 01:03:50,041 --> 01:03:52,333 So you brought a fit for Trailer Trash, right? 1386 01:03:52,833 --> 01:03:57,750 Wait, what? I didn't know that we were supposed to have a… costume. 1387 01:03:57,833 --> 01:03:59,666 -Yeah. -Okay. 1388 01:03:59,750 --> 01:04:00,833 [Amber] Adorable, yeah. 1389 01:04:00,916 --> 01:04:02,166 -Pretty good. -[Celeste] So good. 1390 01:04:02,250 --> 01:04:04,291 -[Amber] It's really good. -Can you guess ours? 1391 01:04:04,375 --> 01:04:05,250 Doggy. 1392 01:04:07,125 --> 01:04:08,666 Hillbilly hos? 1393 01:04:08,750 --> 01:04:11,333 -Alex, no. -No. No. The Simple Life. 1394 01:04:11,416 --> 01:04:14,541 Nicole and Paris. We don't have the wigs 'cause they're 30 bucks. 1395 01:04:14,625 --> 01:04:17,833 [Amber, in a Jersey accent] 'Scuse me. JWoww would like to start drinking. 1396 01:04:17,916 --> 01:04:20,000 -Okay. The Jersey Shore. This one I know. -[beeping] 1397 01:04:21,583 --> 01:04:24,541 [Southern accent] I don't need pity. I need a paycheck. 1398 01:04:27,125 --> 01:04:29,666 Have none of you seen Erin Brockovich? 1399 01:04:29,750 --> 01:04:32,250 -[hip-hop music pounding] -♪ Go on, do your dance ♪ 1400 01:04:32,333 --> 01:04:34,333 ♪ Cowboys, yeah, go on, do your dance♪ 1401 01:04:34,416 --> 01:04:36,916 ♪ City slicker, yeah Go on, do your dance♪ 1402 01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:39,166 ♪ Everybody in the party, do your dance… ♪ 1403 01:04:39,250 --> 01:04:40,541 -Okay. -♪ Put your left foot in ♪ 1404 01:04:40,625 --> 01:04:41,875 -♪ Pull it out, won't ya… ♪ -Oh! 1405 01:04:41,958 --> 01:04:43,583 ♪ Stick your right foot in, pull it out… ♪ 1406 01:04:43,666 --> 01:04:45,708 -[whooping] -Yeah! 1407 01:04:45,791 --> 01:04:47,833 College is so cool. 1408 01:04:48,333 --> 01:04:51,208 There's, like, so many assholes in high school. 1409 01:04:51,291 --> 01:04:52,791 -You know? -[Amber] Tell me their names. 1410 01:04:52,875 --> 01:04:54,250 -I'll fuck 'em up. -[yaps] 1411 01:04:54,333 --> 01:04:57,000 -Let's go dance! -[Alex] Yeah? Okay. I'm coming. 1412 01:04:57,083 --> 01:04:58,375 ♪ My female homey ♪ 1413 01:04:58,458 --> 01:05:00,750 ♪ She drives a race car and a big truck ♪ 1414 01:05:00,833 --> 01:05:04,000 ♪ Lift kit big, wheels never get stuck Skintight jeans… ♪ 1415 01:05:04,083 --> 01:05:07,541 [Celeste] Oh my God! He's cute. You should dance with him. 1416 01:05:07,625 --> 01:05:09,041 -Dance with him! -No. 1417 01:05:09,125 --> 01:05:10,250 -[Celeste] Yes! -No. 1418 01:05:10,750 --> 01:05:12,666 [George] Oh, well, look at who it is. 1419 01:05:12,750 --> 01:05:15,041 The lying sisters. 1420 01:05:15,125 --> 01:05:16,791 Y'all never come to practice. 1421 01:05:17,375 --> 01:05:19,500 I bet you thought I was never gonna say something 1422 01:05:19,583 --> 01:05:21,208 'cause you guys are gorgeous. 1423 01:05:21,291 --> 01:05:23,875 Meanwhile, I'm a bag of Funyuns with a runner's butt. 1424 01:05:23,958 --> 01:05:26,291 So look at that. Guess what? Look at the time. 1425 01:05:26,375 --> 01:05:28,416 It's get the fuck out of my house o'clock. 1426 01:05:28,500 --> 01:05:31,416 Whoa, George. George. It's okay. It's okay. They're with me. 1427 01:05:32,083 --> 01:05:34,208 Oh. Well, sorry. Um… 1428 01:05:35,375 --> 01:05:37,208 I'm gonna do some mushrooms, then. 1429 01:05:37,291 --> 01:05:39,500 -[Amber] Hey, George. -Share those with your teammates! 1430 01:05:39,583 --> 01:05:41,375 ♪ Saddle up, yee! We on the radio… ♪ 1431 01:05:41,458 --> 01:05:43,000 -Hi. -[Michael] Hi. 1432 01:05:43,500 --> 01:05:45,083 -You look nice. -Thank you. 1433 01:05:45,166 --> 01:05:47,291 What are you, like, a trailer-park lawyer, or…? 1434 01:05:47,375 --> 01:05:49,500 Oh, no. I just got back from a funeral. 1435 01:05:49,583 --> 01:05:51,166 -[chuckles] -[Michael] It wasn't a joke. 1436 01:05:51,250 --> 01:05:53,125 I really… I just got back from a funeral. 1437 01:05:53,208 --> 01:05:55,250 Oh God. I'm… I'm sorry. 1438 01:05:55,333 --> 01:05:57,791 It's okay. It was, like, my dad's friend. 1439 01:05:58,291 --> 01:06:00,875 I've been working on my WaltonCon project. 1440 01:06:01,458 --> 01:06:03,625 -Devon, I think you're gonna crush it. -Thank you. 1441 01:06:03,708 --> 01:06:08,375 When I did mine, uh, I got so nervous, I just started talking crazy fast, 1442 01:06:08,458 --> 01:06:11,625 and I finished my entire ten-minute presentation in, like, 45 seconds. 1443 01:06:11,708 --> 01:06:13,250 -[laughs] What? -♪ All the girlies say ♪ 1444 01:06:13,333 --> 01:06:15,250 ♪ I'm pretty fly for a white guy… ♪ 1445 01:06:15,333 --> 01:06:17,333 [rock riff playing] 1446 01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:21,708 -Are you sure you don't wanna change? -It's okay. I don't really have a costume. 1447 01:06:21,791 --> 01:06:23,916 Come on. I'm sure we can figure something out. 1448 01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:25,583 ♪ Cinco, cinco, seis ♪ 1449 01:06:25,666 --> 01:06:27,291 ♪ You know, it's kinda hard just to… ♪ 1450 01:06:27,375 --> 01:06:29,791 [Michael] It's really easy to study, as you can tell. 1451 01:06:29,875 --> 01:06:32,083 That's why my grades are so good. 1452 01:06:32,166 --> 01:06:34,416 ♪ He may not have a clue, and he may not…♪ 1453 01:06:34,500 --> 01:06:36,250 [distant pop music playing] 1454 01:06:36,333 --> 01:06:37,458 [Devon] Wow. 1455 01:06:37,541 --> 01:06:40,708 You have very limited choices for this theme. 1456 01:06:41,208 --> 01:06:42,375 Oh. 1457 01:06:42,458 --> 01:06:43,916 This is trailer trash. 1458 01:06:44,416 --> 01:06:46,958 Stinky's Landscaping? What even is this? 1459 01:06:47,041 --> 01:06:49,625 -That's my favorite shirt. -I didn't say I didn't like it. 1460 01:06:49,708 --> 01:06:51,625 -I said it's very on theme. -Okay. 1461 01:06:52,458 --> 01:06:54,541 Do you have any flip-flops? 1462 01:06:55,208 --> 01:06:56,333 Okay. 1463 01:06:56,875 --> 01:06:58,375 What is this? 1464 01:06:58,458 --> 01:07:01,583 That's… that's not just mine. 1465 01:07:02,333 --> 01:07:04,666 We take turns wearing it at away tournaments. 1466 01:07:04,750 --> 01:07:07,541 It's in your closet, which means you wear it the most. 1467 01:07:08,375 --> 01:07:09,250 Yeah. 1468 01:07:13,041 --> 01:07:14,250 How do I look? 1469 01:07:14,750 --> 01:07:15,708 Great. Yeah. 1470 01:07:15,791 --> 01:07:16,625 Yeah. 1471 01:07:17,875 --> 01:07:19,708 -It fits perfectly. -Yeah. 1472 01:07:19,791 --> 01:07:22,416 -Do you ever get hot in this thing? -Oh, all the time. 1473 01:07:22,500 --> 01:07:23,750 Yeah, extremely. 1474 01:07:23,833 --> 01:07:27,333 But I just dump baby powder in there. Keeps it fresh. 1475 01:07:28,083 --> 01:07:30,791 -Want me to help with the zipper? -Yeah, yeah, sure. 1476 01:07:31,333 --> 01:07:33,958 -Yeah. -[zipping] 1477 01:07:34,041 --> 01:07:35,458 -Is that okay? -Yeah. 1478 01:07:35,541 --> 01:07:36,583 All right. 1479 01:07:40,208 --> 01:07:41,208 [chuckles softly] 1480 01:07:43,500 --> 01:07:44,458 Put the head on. 1481 01:07:45,541 --> 01:07:46,750 -Yes. -Okay. 1482 01:07:46,833 --> 01:07:47,791 Thank you. 1483 01:07:47,875 --> 01:07:49,000 Here you go. 1484 01:07:49,500 --> 01:07:52,000 -[Devon] Oof. -Yes. Okay, there he is. 1485 01:07:52,083 --> 01:07:53,708 Careful. It's kind of hard to see. 1486 01:07:53,791 --> 01:07:55,291 -[Devon] Ah! -Whoa! 1487 01:07:55,375 --> 01:07:57,333 -[Devon] I'm sorry! -That's all right. Are you okay? 1488 01:07:57,416 --> 01:07:59,083 -[Devon] No, I'm fine. -Okay. 1489 01:07:59,666 --> 01:08:01,291 [Devon] I'm sorry about that. 1490 01:08:01,375 --> 01:08:04,625 Wow, I didn't realize how cute I must look while I'm in Wally mode 1491 01:08:04,708 --> 01:08:06,083 'cause you look adorable right now. 1492 01:08:06,166 --> 01:08:07,833 [Devon] I can't hear you. 1493 01:08:13,416 --> 01:08:15,416 [intriguing music playing] 1494 01:08:21,333 --> 01:08:23,333 [music intensifies] 1495 01:08:27,791 --> 01:08:29,208 -[door opens] -[Olivia] Devon! 1496 01:08:29,291 --> 01:08:30,875 -[music ends] -You need to take Alex home. 1497 01:08:30,958 --> 01:08:33,125 -[Amber] He said he took something. -What? 1498 01:08:33,208 --> 01:08:34,541 [hip hop music playing] 1499 01:08:34,625 --> 01:08:35,458 [retching] 1500 01:08:35,541 --> 01:08:36,375 Alex! 1501 01:08:38,125 --> 01:08:39,875 -Are you okay? -[Alex] Devon… 1502 01:08:39,958 --> 01:08:42,041 [Devon] What's going on? What did you take? 1503 01:08:42,666 --> 01:08:46,458 Um… Celeste gave me Molly. 1504 01:08:46,541 --> 01:08:48,500 -What the hell? -[Alex vomits] 1505 01:08:48,583 --> 01:08:50,375 [Michael] No, go ahead. I got him. Yeah. 1506 01:08:51,208 --> 01:08:52,958 That's good. Yeah, get it out. 1507 01:08:53,041 --> 01:08:54,291 Get it out of you. 1508 01:08:55,458 --> 01:08:56,583 Okay. 1509 01:08:57,458 --> 01:09:00,000 -Oh, I get it. It's Joe Exotic. -[Alex groans] 1510 01:09:00,083 --> 01:09:01,958 -[hip-hop music pounding] -[Devon] Hey! 1511 01:09:02,541 --> 01:09:04,000 Did you give my brother Molly? 1512 01:09:04,083 --> 01:09:06,208 -Wait, what? -He's puking right now! 1513 01:09:06,291 --> 01:09:07,458 Why would you do that? 1514 01:09:07,541 --> 01:09:10,500 -You think I drugged your brother? -[Devon] Yeah, I do. 1515 01:09:10,583 --> 01:09:12,875 That's actually so fucked up. 1516 01:09:12,958 --> 01:09:15,041 He said the room was spinning, so I gave him Dramamine. 1517 01:09:15,125 --> 01:09:16,958 I told him it was Molly so he'd take it. 1518 01:09:17,041 --> 01:09:18,875 Celeste, I think Devon's really stressed. 1519 01:09:18,958 --> 01:09:21,208 -Stay out of it, Amber. -[Amber] Okay, Jesus. 1520 01:09:21,291 --> 01:09:24,583 -[cell phone ringing] -Fuck. Hey, baby, I'm still at the party. 1521 01:09:24,666 --> 01:09:28,166 I don't know. I don't know. Twenty guys? Why are you mad at me?! 1522 01:09:29,041 --> 01:09:32,708 I hope you know I was down here babysitting your brother 1523 01:09:32,791 --> 01:09:35,916 while you were doing, I don't know, whatever the fuck this is. 1524 01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:37,166 That's the second time. 1525 01:09:37,250 --> 01:09:39,625 Second time I've saved one of your family members. 1526 01:09:39,708 --> 01:09:41,666 Maybe I deserve a fucking thank you. 1527 01:09:44,250 --> 01:09:45,125 Thanks. 1528 01:09:46,291 --> 01:09:47,916 Yeah, whatever. 1529 01:09:54,291 --> 01:09:59,333 There wasn't anything Funyun about that conversation. [chuckles] 1530 01:10:00,375 --> 01:10:04,750 Okay, did she give the brother Dramamine, or did she actually drug him? 1531 01:10:04,833 --> 01:10:07,541 -[bot] Hot sauce is in the bag. -Thanks, sexy robot. 1532 01:10:07,625 --> 01:10:09,250 [bot] Oh, I'm actually gay. 1533 01:10:09,791 --> 01:10:12,750 Okay, okay, Dr. Schilling, so did Devon finally request a room change? 1534 01:10:12,833 --> 01:10:14,000 She couldn't. 1535 01:10:14,083 --> 01:10:17,333 She had two nonrefundable tickets to Panama City. 1536 01:10:17,416 --> 01:10:18,625 -Fuck! -Oh God. 1537 01:10:18,708 --> 01:10:21,583 -[energetic dance music playing] -♪ Fire ♪ 1538 01:10:21,666 --> 01:10:23,208 ♪ Set the house on ♪ 1539 01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:26,750 ♪ I'll set the house on ♪ 1540 01:10:27,250 --> 01:10:29,041 ♪ Fire ♪ 1541 01:10:29,125 --> 01:10:30,500 ♪ Set the house on ♪ 1542 01:10:33,125 --> 01:10:35,083 ♪ I woke up pissed off on a Tuesday ♪ 1543 01:10:35,166 --> 01:10:37,083 ♪ I said, "Fuck this shit" ♪ 1544 01:10:37,166 --> 01:10:40,625 ♪ I climbed the roof out of my bed Don't wanna live like this ♪ 1545 01:10:40,708 --> 01:10:42,541 ♪ Dead or alive, uh… ♪ 1546 01:10:42,625 --> 01:10:44,958 [man] Next up, we got Carter G. 1547 01:10:45,041 --> 01:10:47,875 Carter G will be singing "drivers license." 1548 01:10:47,958 --> 01:10:49,625 Wow, way to bring the mood down. 1549 01:10:49,708 --> 01:10:52,250 -Carter G. All right, here you go. -Thank you. 1550 01:10:52,333 --> 01:10:54,208 -[cheering] -[student] Carter! 1551 01:10:54,291 --> 01:10:57,541 ♪ I got my driver's license Last week ♪ 1552 01:10:57,625 --> 01:11:00,583 ♪ Just like we always talked about ♪ 1553 01:11:00,666 --> 01:11:04,041 ♪ 'Cause you were so excited for me… ♪ 1554 01:11:04,125 --> 01:11:05,333 [Celeste] Devon! 1555 01:11:06,333 --> 01:11:08,833 That guy's really feeling it. 1556 01:11:09,500 --> 01:11:10,375 Yeah. 1557 01:11:11,625 --> 01:11:13,041 I wanna talk to you. 1558 01:11:14,416 --> 01:11:15,791 -Of course. -[Celeste] Um… 1559 01:11:21,041 --> 01:11:23,916 That night your brother came to visit, 1560 01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:25,500 he came out to me. 1561 01:11:27,083 --> 01:11:29,583 -What? -It was actually really cute. 1562 01:11:29,666 --> 01:11:32,500 He was telling me about this guy, 1563 01:11:32,583 --> 01:11:35,500 Peter Kuplowsky, who he has a huge crush on. 1564 01:11:35,583 --> 01:11:37,750 Wow, yes. Peter, his best friend. 1565 01:11:37,833 --> 01:11:39,166 Yeah, that's what he said. 1566 01:11:41,416 --> 01:11:43,125 Anyway, I just thought you should know. 1567 01:11:45,125 --> 01:11:46,583 Thank you for telling me. 1568 01:11:47,083 --> 01:11:49,791 ♪ And I just can't imagine ♪ 1569 01:11:49,875 --> 01:11:53,250 ♪ How you could be so okay ♪ 1570 01:11:53,333 --> 01:11:55,500 ♪ Now that I'm gone ♪ 1571 01:11:55,583 --> 01:11:57,416 By the way, um… 1572 01:11:57,500 --> 01:12:02,916 you still owe me two grand for the hotels and the… and the flights. 1573 01:12:03,750 --> 01:12:04,916 I owe your dad, 1574 01:12:05,416 --> 01:12:08,833 which… Obviously, I don't have it right this second. 1575 01:12:08,916 --> 01:12:10,541 So you know what? Yeah. 1576 01:12:10,625 --> 01:12:14,000 Thank you for making me feel so good about it. 1577 01:12:14,458 --> 01:12:17,375 -[laughs] Are you mad at me right now? -Let's talk about it later. 1578 01:12:17,458 --> 01:12:18,708 I'm gonna get us a drink. 1579 01:12:18,791 --> 01:12:21,208 It is scary how sober I am right now. 1580 01:12:21,291 --> 01:12:23,500 But you have enough money for drinks. 1581 01:12:24,208 --> 01:12:25,458 [cell phone pings] 1582 01:12:32,791 --> 01:12:34,791 [gentle pop-rock music playing] 1583 01:12:41,500 --> 01:12:44,000 There are, like, a hundred guys in the pool here. 1584 01:12:44,500 --> 01:12:48,000 So you seriously want me to ask them all to get out? 1585 01:12:48,083 --> 01:12:50,750 What are you doing here? I thought you had job interviews. 1586 01:12:50,833 --> 01:12:53,041 I don't know. I just said, "Fuck it." 1587 01:12:53,125 --> 01:12:54,583 It's my last spring break. 1588 01:12:56,083 --> 01:12:59,875 Oh, plus, I couldn't resist a 14-hour car ride with the worst driver in the world. 1589 01:12:59,958 --> 01:13:04,083 Oh, shut up, you drama queen. I only fell asleep twice. 1590 01:13:04,166 --> 01:13:06,958 -I can't let him behind the wheel. -Sure. 1591 01:13:07,458 --> 01:13:08,916 Are you staying here? 1592 01:13:09,416 --> 01:13:11,625 I don't know. We'll see where the night takes me. 1593 01:13:11,708 --> 01:13:15,583 [man] Next up to the stage, we have Devon W. 1594 01:13:16,583 --> 01:13:17,916 Devon W. 1595 01:13:18,416 --> 01:13:20,708 Oh shit. Devon, you signed up? 1596 01:13:20,791 --> 01:13:22,291 No. I don't think that's-- 1597 01:13:22,375 --> 01:13:25,375 Devon Weisz of Walton U. Devon Weisz. 1598 01:13:25,458 --> 01:13:27,916 -Looks like somebody signed you up. -[man] Devon Weisz. 1599 01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:30,125 Hey. That person's right here. 1600 01:13:30,208 --> 01:13:32,833 Uh… Guys, stop. No. Stop. No, I said… 1601 01:13:32,916 --> 01:13:34,125 I don't want to! 1602 01:13:34,208 --> 01:13:36,541 No, I'm okay. Guys. Guys! 1603 01:13:37,041 --> 01:13:39,041 [cheering] 1604 01:13:43,666 --> 01:13:46,375 [man] Yeah! Give it up for Devon W. Come on, Devon. 1605 01:13:46,875 --> 01:13:49,625 -I didn't pick this. -You're up here. Might as well do it. 1606 01:13:49,708 --> 01:13:51,500 No, I don't… I don't even know the song. 1607 01:13:51,583 --> 01:13:53,000 The lyrics are right there, honey. 1608 01:13:53,083 --> 01:13:55,625 Everybody, give this girl some encouragement. Come on now. 1609 01:13:55,708 --> 01:13:58,041 ["Mr. Brightside" by The Killers playing] 1610 01:14:02,083 --> 01:14:04,708 [tentatively] ♪ Coming out of my cage And I've been doing just fine ♪ 1611 01:14:04,791 --> 01:14:08,333 ♪ Gotta, gotta be down Because I want it all ♪ 1612 01:14:08,416 --> 01:14:11,458 ♪ It started out with a kiss How did it end up like this? ♪ 1613 01:14:11,541 --> 01:14:13,458 ♪ It was only a kiss ♪ 1614 01:14:13,541 --> 01:14:14,708 ♪ It was only a kiss ♪ 1615 01:14:14,791 --> 01:14:16,125 ♪ Now I'm falling asleep… ♪ 1616 01:14:16,208 --> 01:14:18,041 -Come on, Devon! -♪ And she's calling a cab ♪ 1617 01:14:18,125 --> 01:14:20,958 ♪ While he's having a smoke And she's taking a drag ♪ 1618 01:14:21,541 --> 01:14:24,583 ♪ Going to bed, and my stomach is sick ♪ 1619 01:14:24,666 --> 01:14:26,041 ♪ And it's all in my head ♪ 1620 01:14:26,125 --> 01:14:28,958 ♪ But she's touching his chest now ♪ 1621 01:14:29,041 --> 01:14:32,083 ♪ He takes off her dress now ♪ 1622 01:14:32,166 --> 01:14:35,625 -Whoo! -♪ Let me go ♪ 1623 01:14:35,708 --> 01:14:36,916 Yeah! 1624 01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:38,583 Give it some, give it some! 1625 01:14:38,666 --> 01:14:40,666 Isn't that the girl who kicked you in the titty? 1626 01:14:40,750 --> 01:14:43,333 -♪ I just can't look… ♪ -Still fuckin' hurts. 1627 01:14:43,416 --> 01:14:46,458 [confidently] ♪ It's killing me ♪ 1628 01:14:46,541 --> 01:14:48,250 -♪ And taking… ♪ -I love you! 1629 01:14:48,333 --> 01:14:51,250 ♪ Control ♪ 1630 01:14:53,416 --> 01:14:54,916 ♪ Jealousy ♪ 1631 01:14:55,000 --> 01:14:58,041 ♪ Turning saints into the sea ♪ 1632 01:14:58,125 --> 01:15:01,541 ♪ Swimming through sick lullabies ♪ 1633 01:15:01,625 --> 01:15:04,708 ♪ Choking on your alibis ♪ 1634 01:15:04,791 --> 01:15:07,666 [with crowd] ♪ But it's just The price I pay ♪ 1635 01:15:07,750 --> 01:15:10,916 ♪ Destiny is calling me ♪ 1636 01:15:11,000 --> 01:15:16,208 ♪ Open up my eager eyes ♪ 1637 01:15:16,291 --> 01:15:19,250 ♪ 'Cause I'm Mr. Brightside ♪ 1638 01:15:19,333 --> 01:15:21,791 [man, tunefully] ♪ Go, Devon! Go, Devon! ♪ 1639 01:15:21,875 --> 01:15:25,000 [with crowd] ♪ Go, Devon! Go, Devon!♪ 1640 01:15:25,583 --> 01:15:29,458 ♪ Go, Devon! Go, Devon! Go, Devon! ♪ 1641 01:15:29,541 --> 01:15:31,791 This is awesome! 1642 01:15:31,875 --> 01:15:36,750 ♪ I never ♪ 1643 01:15:38,333 --> 01:15:41,250 ♪ I never ♪ 1644 01:15:41,333 --> 01:15:43,708 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1645 01:15:44,916 --> 01:15:50,416 ♪ I never ♪ 1646 01:15:51,208 --> 01:15:53,416 ♪ I never ♪ 1647 01:15:59,000 --> 01:16:01,000 [music slows and slides down] 1648 01:16:01,083 --> 01:16:03,083 [cheering] 1649 01:16:03,166 --> 01:16:05,166 [ominous music playing] 1650 01:16:10,791 --> 01:16:12,250 [man] Devon W! 1651 01:16:12,333 --> 01:16:14,333 [music becomes somber] 1652 01:16:22,208 --> 01:16:24,208 [music fades] 1653 01:16:25,458 --> 01:16:27,458 [wistful pop music playing] 1654 01:16:35,875 --> 01:16:39,875 ♪ Dark weather, new order ♪ 1655 01:16:39,958 --> 01:16:43,416 ♪ New packet, light smoker ♪ 1656 01:16:46,625 --> 01:16:49,875 -♪ Help me on my way… ♪ -[Devon sobbing softly] 1657 01:16:52,333 --> 01:16:56,333 ♪ Bright morning, airplane mode ♪ 1658 01:16:56,416 --> 01:17:00,375 ♪ High fusion, headache goes… ♪ 1659 01:17:01,500 --> 01:17:03,041 [crying] 1660 01:17:03,125 --> 01:17:05,833 ♪ You still seem the same… ♪ 1661 01:17:10,250 --> 01:17:11,500 [cell phone pings] 1662 01:17:25,000 --> 01:17:27,208 -♪ Still broken ♪ -♪ Broken ♪ 1663 01:17:27,291 --> 01:17:29,333 -♪ Can't think straight… ♪ -[lock beeping] 1664 01:17:29,416 --> 01:17:31,416 -♪ Mind loaded ♪ -♪ Loaded ♪ 1665 01:17:31,500 --> 01:17:34,041 -♪ Heart still aches ♪ -♪ Still aches… ♪ 1666 01:17:34,625 --> 01:17:35,958 How'd you know I was here? 1667 01:17:36,458 --> 01:17:38,958 I have you on Find My Friends, dummy. 1668 01:17:40,916 --> 01:17:41,916 [sobs] 1669 01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:43,916 -[Alex] Come here. -Hi. 1670 01:17:44,000 --> 01:17:45,000 [Alex] It's okay. 1671 01:17:48,500 --> 01:17:49,458 It's okay. 1672 01:17:50,791 --> 01:17:53,708 Aw, I have to say, I love that brother. 1673 01:17:53,791 --> 01:17:56,083 Me too. I literally hate that my brother's straight. 1674 01:17:56,166 --> 01:17:59,625 I know. My sister's a lesbian, and, like, that's not as good. 1675 01:18:02,666 --> 01:18:06,125 God! For the rest of my life, I'll have to look down at that dumb tattoo 1676 01:18:06,208 --> 01:18:07,791 and think of how much I hate her. 1677 01:18:08,291 --> 01:18:10,000 And it cost me 400 bucks. 1678 01:18:10,500 --> 01:18:11,875 Actually, 800 1679 01:18:11,958 --> 01:18:13,875 'cause somehow, that slut made me pay for hers. 1680 01:18:13,958 --> 01:18:18,041 Yeah, Dad's gonna kill you. Also, it looks, like, really infected. 1681 01:18:18,125 --> 01:18:19,500 I know it does. 1682 01:18:23,625 --> 01:18:27,750 -I'm gonna go check out. -Okay. I am gonna wait outside. 1683 01:18:30,333 --> 01:18:31,625 ID, sweetheart. 1684 01:18:32,375 --> 01:18:33,250 Here. 1685 01:18:36,208 --> 01:18:37,458 What's your address? 1686 01:18:38,125 --> 01:18:40,250 126 Crestview Road, Stamford, Connecticut. 1687 01:18:41,750 --> 01:18:42,875 Must be nice. 1688 01:18:43,375 --> 01:18:46,041 My sister married some rich dude from Stamford. 1689 01:18:46,541 --> 01:18:48,458 Now she thinks her shit don't stink. 1690 01:18:48,541 --> 01:18:50,541 [determined music playing] 1691 01:18:51,541 --> 01:18:53,708 [Devon] The shitty part of Stamford? 1692 01:18:53,791 --> 01:18:56,166 So shitty she can afford 300 tattoos 1693 01:18:56,250 --> 01:18:58,333 but can't afford to pay me back for anything. 1694 01:19:02,125 --> 01:19:03,208 [scoffs] 1695 01:19:03,291 --> 01:19:04,541 You're kidding me. 1696 01:19:04,625 --> 01:19:06,666 Oh, fuck her. 1697 01:19:06,750 --> 01:19:08,750 God, she's such a little liar. 1698 01:19:08,833 --> 01:19:11,791 What is it about me that people think they don't have to be honest? 1699 01:19:11,875 --> 01:19:15,916 -It's not your fault. -At a certain point, it feels like it is. 1700 01:19:17,458 --> 01:19:19,958 Middle school, I thought high school was gonna work out. 1701 01:19:20,041 --> 01:19:22,291 High school, I thought college was gonna work out. 1702 01:19:22,375 --> 01:19:24,541 It's never gonna work out. Ever. 1703 01:19:24,625 --> 01:19:25,666 I'm gay. 1704 01:19:28,208 --> 01:19:29,250 What? 1705 01:19:30,166 --> 01:19:31,750 No, um… nothing. 1706 01:19:31,833 --> 01:19:35,875 I've just been meaning to tell you that I'm pretty sure I'm gay. 1707 01:19:38,708 --> 01:19:39,833 Okay. 1708 01:19:40,625 --> 01:19:42,125 Thank you for telling me. 1709 01:19:42,666 --> 01:19:43,500 Yeah. 1710 01:19:44,583 --> 01:19:48,500 Felt good coming out over Taco Bell, the way you're supposed to do it. 1711 01:19:48,583 --> 01:19:49,583 [Devon] Mm-hmm. 1712 01:19:50,208 --> 01:19:55,166 I just hope it doesn't, like, change what you think of me. 1713 01:19:55,250 --> 01:19:56,958 Are you kidding? 1714 01:19:57,458 --> 01:19:58,875 No, I think it's great. 1715 01:19:58,958 --> 01:20:00,166 [sighs] 1716 01:20:01,291 --> 01:20:03,458 By the way, you're back to being my best friend. 1717 01:20:03,541 --> 01:20:05,791 Yeah, they all come crawlin' back. 1718 01:20:05,875 --> 01:20:07,166 Yeah, they do. 1719 01:20:08,208 --> 01:20:10,250 -Love you. -Love you. 1720 01:20:12,666 --> 01:20:14,666 So what are we gonna do about Celeste? 1721 01:20:14,750 --> 01:20:16,916 Oh, what, you think 'cause I'm a gay guy, 1722 01:20:17,000 --> 01:20:19,166 and all gay guys are just vengeful bitches, 1723 01:20:19,250 --> 01:20:20,833 that I'm gonna know what to do? 1724 01:20:20,916 --> 01:20:23,000 [energetic synth-rock music pumping] 1725 01:20:23,083 --> 01:20:23,958 Well, you're right. 1726 01:20:27,583 --> 01:20:29,750 ♪ Heads will roll ♪ 1727 01:20:29,833 --> 01:20:31,291 ♪ Heads will roll ♪ 1728 01:20:31,375 --> 01:20:32,708 ♪ Heads will roll ♪ 1729 01:20:32,791 --> 01:20:34,750 ♪ On the floor ♪ 1730 01:20:34,833 --> 01:20:37,208 ♪ Off, off with your head ♪ 1731 01:20:38,375 --> 01:20:39,791 ♪ Dance, dance till you're dead… ♪ 1732 01:20:39,875 --> 01:20:43,083 If you tear me and my horse down, 1733 01:20:43,166 --> 01:20:47,250 aren't you showing me the same intolerance I am being accused of? 1734 01:20:47,833 --> 01:20:50,916 Neigh, don't drag me into this! 1735 01:20:51,000 --> 01:20:52,375 -Sh-sh-sh. -[laughter] 1736 01:20:52,458 --> 01:20:56,791 Hey, Confederate statue, we don't need you on our campus. 1737 01:20:56,875 --> 01:20:58,791 You're so fucking done. 1738 01:20:58,875 --> 01:21:01,958 [triumphant classical music playing] 1739 01:21:02,041 --> 01:21:04,375 No! 1740 01:21:04,458 --> 01:21:08,083 -Jesus fucking Christ. -[statue] I finally died! 1741 01:21:09,500 --> 01:21:11,500 [applause] 1742 01:21:14,541 --> 01:21:17,583 [Ziemann] Very nice. Very nice dramatic, over-the-top work. 1743 01:21:17,666 --> 01:21:21,958 I will say, for what it's worth, that statue is not of a Confederate. 1744 01:21:22,041 --> 01:21:24,666 He was this school's first lacrosse coach. 1745 01:21:24,750 --> 01:21:25,875 [laughter] 1746 01:21:25,958 --> 01:21:28,375 -And he just… he had a horse. -[laughter] 1747 01:21:28,458 --> 01:21:32,125 -Anyway, it is my honor… -[Michael] Good luck, Devon. 1748 01:21:32,208 --> 01:21:36,041 -Uh… try not to talk too fast. -I'm good. Thank you. 1749 01:21:36,125 --> 01:21:39,458 [Ziemann] …to hear her ideas. Hands together for Devon Weisz. 1750 01:21:39,541 --> 01:21:41,250 [applause] 1751 01:21:41,333 --> 01:21:43,291 [whooping] 1752 01:21:44,833 --> 01:21:46,750 [cheering] 1753 01:21:46,833 --> 01:21:47,750 Whoo! 1754 01:21:47,833 --> 01:21:49,958 -That was so good. So good. -Good job. 1755 01:21:50,041 --> 01:21:51,708 Thank you, Professor Ziemann. 1756 01:21:51,791 --> 01:21:54,625 This competition is all about helping students solve problems 1757 01:21:54,708 --> 01:21:56,125 in their daily lives. 1758 01:21:56,208 --> 01:21:59,375 When I think about the hardest problem first-year students face, 1759 01:21:59,458 --> 01:22:01,666 it isn't dealing with a demanding course load 1760 01:22:01,750 --> 01:22:04,208 or balancing our work and social lives. 1761 01:22:04,291 --> 01:22:06,833 It's trying to coexist with your shitty-ass roommate. 1762 01:22:07,333 --> 01:22:09,333 [laughter] 1763 01:22:09,416 --> 01:22:11,750 But I think structural design can help with that. 1764 01:22:11,833 --> 01:22:13,833 [playful music playing] 1765 01:22:15,000 --> 01:22:18,458 Now, a standard double dorm is 170 square feet. 1766 01:22:18,541 --> 01:22:19,541 Not too big. 1767 01:22:19,625 --> 01:22:21,000 And it can feel even smaller 1768 01:22:21,083 --> 01:22:23,625 when you're sharing the room with a total sociopath. 1769 01:22:23,708 --> 01:22:25,375 [laughter] 1770 01:22:26,666 --> 01:22:28,458 This is my roommate, Celeste. 1771 01:22:28,958 --> 01:22:31,958 Oh, should I have not used her real name? I'm sorry. 1772 01:22:32,041 --> 01:22:34,958 I'm off my meds, so I'm just not thinking straight. 1773 01:22:35,041 --> 01:22:36,708 [scattered laughter] 1774 01:22:37,416 --> 01:22:38,708 And this doll is me. 1775 01:22:38,791 --> 01:22:41,666 If this doll seems traumatized, it's 'cause I am. 1776 01:22:41,750 --> 01:22:43,375 [laughter] 1777 01:22:46,333 --> 01:22:49,500 Now, Walton's dorms feature side-by-side closets, 1778 01:22:49,583 --> 01:22:51,000 which aren't very private. 1779 01:22:51,083 --> 01:22:54,541 [Alex, mocking] "Ooh, look at all these clothes that don't belong to me." 1780 01:22:54,625 --> 01:22:57,375 "Ooh, I can't wait to wear them without asking." 1781 01:22:57,458 --> 01:22:59,625 -[laughter] -Shout-out to my brother, Alex, 1782 01:22:59,708 --> 01:23:02,583 in the tech booth providing the voice of Celeste. 1783 01:23:03,375 --> 01:23:05,958 So, by raising the closet, 1784 01:23:06,041 --> 01:23:09,625 it becomes a little harder for this sticky-finger klepto to reach. 1785 01:23:09,708 --> 01:23:11,791 [Alex] "Ooh, ooh, I can't reach." 1786 01:23:11,875 --> 01:23:14,291 "I just wanna wear your bras and underwear." 1787 01:23:14,375 --> 01:23:16,375 [enthusiastic laughter] 1788 01:23:16,958 --> 01:23:21,375 Next up, let's look at the typical layout of the beds. 1789 01:23:21,458 --> 01:23:25,625 Who here has come home to find your roommate eating food in your bed? 1790 01:23:26,208 --> 01:23:27,125 Yeah. 1791 01:23:27,625 --> 01:23:29,125 One time, I came home, 1792 01:23:29,208 --> 01:23:33,750 and I found my roommate getting eaten out on my bed. 1793 01:23:33,833 --> 01:23:35,791 [shocked groaning] 1794 01:23:37,291 --> 01:23:39,000 Ahh! 1795 01:23:40,166 --> 01:23:41,625 Wait, you hooked up in her bed? 1796 01:23:41,708 --> 01:23:46,250 Anyways, by installing Murphy beds, we increase the livable space, 1797 01:23:46,333 --> 01:23:51,666 and it becomes a lot harder for Celeste to run train on a short king 1798 01:23:51,750 --> 01:23:53,375 while I'm writing her papers. 1799 01:23:53,458 --> 01:23:55,125 [Alex] "Oh, wah." 1800 01:23:55,208 --> 01:23:57,541 "Oh, can you taste the kombucha?" 1801 01:23:57,625 --> 01:23:59,333 [laughter] 1802 01:23:59,916 --> 01:24:02,333 Why is that Celeste doll literally me? 1803 01:24:02,416 --> 01:24:05,375 [Devon] So far, this design only benefits me. 1804 01:24:05,458 --> 01:24:07,958 So, I asked myself, 1805 01:24:08,041 --> 01:24:09,791 "What does Celeste need?" 1806 01:24:11,041 --> 01:24:12,083 It's hard 1807 01:24:12,166 --> 01:24:16,625 because she had humble beginnings growing up in this house. 1808 01:24:17,125 --> 01:24:19,416 [shocked murmuring] 1809 01:24:19,500 --> 01:24:22,000 What the fuck? 1810 01:24:22,083 --> 01:24:23,500 So here it is. 1811 01:24:24,000 --> 01:24:26,833 This is a soundproof partition wall. 1812 01:24:26,916 --> 01:24:31,833 So now I don't have to hear any more lies about Celeste's dad being a janitor 1813 01:24:31,916 --> 01:24:35,541 when he's actually the CEO of Staples. 1814 01:24:35,625 --> 01:24:38,000 Oh my God, dude. 1815 01:24:38,500 --> 01:24:40,583 Staples? The restaurant? 1816 01:24:41,083 --> 01:24:43,500 You're telling me she's a fuckin' nepo baby? 1817 01:24:43,583 --> 01:24:44,916 -[woman] Boo! -Yeah. 1818 01:24:45,000 --> 01:24:46,541 Oh, and one more thing. 1819 01:24:47,041 --> 01:24:48,458 Just for Celeste's side. 1820 01:24:48,541 --> 01:24:50,708 Twinkly lights with Polaroids. 1821 01:24:51,583 --> 01:24:53,416 [audience] Aww. 1822 01:24:53,500 --> 01:24:55,791 -Like our room. She must've got it from… -Yeah. 1823 01:24:55,875 --> 01:24:58,708 Thank you for listening. Go, architecture. 1824 01:25:02,875 --> 01:25:04,875 [triumphant pop music playing] 1825 01:25:09,666 --> 01:25:14,458 By the way, maybe TAs shouldn't use a class contact sheet as a dating service. 1826 01:25:15,291 --> 01:25:17,500 ♪ Jaime ♪ 1827 01:25:17,583 --> 01:25:23,583 ♪ You've been patiently waiting To hate me ♪ 1828 01:25:24,083 --> 01:25:25,083 ♪ And you and your… ♪ 1829 01:25:25,166 --> 01:25:26,375 [Amber] Devon! 1830 01:25:26,458 --> 01:25:28,791 That was insane, but, like, in a good way, of course. 1831 01:25:28,875 --> 01:25:30,000 Thanks. 1832 01:25:30,500 --> 01:25:32,500 Where did you get that tiny furniture? 1833 01:25:32,583 --> 01:25:34,958 -I made it with my brother. -Whoa. 1834 01:25:35,041 --> 01:25:37,416 Oh, are you gonna be okay in there? 1835 01:25:37,916 --> 01:25:40,416 [Devon] Yeah. I'll see you guys later. 1836 01:25:40,500 --> 01:25:43,250 ♪ Jaime ♪ 1837 01:25:43,333 --> 01:25:49,125 ♪ The clothes that you gave me Don't fit me ♪ 1838 01:25:49,208 --> 01:25:54,166 ♪ But you squeeze me until I could crack ♪ 1839 01:25:54,250 --> 01:25:55,708 ♪ Uh-huh ♪ 1840 01:25:57,416 --> 01:25:59,375 ♪ Uh-huh ♪ 1841 01:26:03,166 --> 01:26:06,541 ♪ You've turned my soul ♪ 1842 01:26:06,625 --> 01:26:10,333 ♪ Into your home ♪ 1843 01:26:15,000 --> 01:26:16,916 ♪ Ah-ah ♪ 1844 01:26:17,583 --> 01:26:20,041 -♪ Can't you leave me alone? ♪ -[music fades] 1845 01:26:20,625 --> 01:26:22,625 [birds twittering] 1846 01:26:43,250 --> 01:26:45,250 [suspenseful music playing] 1847 01:26:49,500 --> 01:26:51,500 [FaceTime calling tone] 1848 01:26:53,250 --> 01:26:55,375 [tearfully] Dude, I called you, like, 15 times. 1849 01:26:56,041 --> 01:26:57,166 What's going on? 1850 01:27:01,708 --> 01:27:03,541 I'm confused. Did you do that? 1851 01:27:03,625 --> 01:27:07,166 No, dude. Ca… can you just come home, please? 1852 01:27:08,375 --> 01:27:12,625 I have my final this afternoon, but I'll pack up and go home right after. 1853 01:27:12,708 --> 01:27:14,000 I'm so sorry, Alex. 1854 01:27:14,500 --> 01:27:16,875 [crying] I wasn't there yet. 1855 01:27:16,958 --> 01:27:18,291 [disconnect tone] 1856 01:27:20,125 --> 01:27:22,125 Stress and strain. 1857 01:27:22,208 --> 01:27:25,458 Stress is internal force per unit area. 1858 01:27:25,541 --> 01:27:30,500 [Celeste] I don't understand. Like, she never even tried to talk to me. 1859 01:27:30,583 --> 01:27:33,583 Instead, she… made this presentation 1860 01:27:33,666 --> 01:27:37,083 about what a shitty roommate I am to the entire school. 1861 01:27:37,166 --> 01:27:38,458 It was so humiliating. 1862 01:27:38,541 --> 01:27:41,708 Uh-huh, yeah, I can understand how that could be challenging, but-- 1863 01:27:41,791 --> 01:27:45,500 [Celeste] You know, all because she had a crush on a guy who liked me. 1864 01:27:45,583 --> 01:27:47,333 Like, it's not my fault. 1865 01:27:47,916 --> 01:27:49,125 [Schilling] Aw. 1866 01:27:49,625 --> 01:27:52,250 Aw, come here, come here. 1867 01:27:53,291 --> 01:27:54,708 [Devon] What the hell? 1868 01:27:54,791 --> 01:27:55,791 Devon, hey… 1869 01:27:55,875 --> 01:28:00,083 -Um, this is a temporary solution. -Are you staying here?! 1870 01:28:00,166 --> 01:28:02,583 It's okay. I got this. 1871 01:28:03,541 --> 01:28:05,083 [sighs] 1872 01:28:06,375 --> 01:28:07,541 What's up, Devon? 1873 01:28:07,625 --> 01:28:09,708 Did you go to my brother's school this morning? 1874 01:28:09,791 --> 01:28:12,583 I'm sorry, what are you trying to accuse me of now? 1875 01:28:16,125 --> 01:28:17,333 Show me your bag. 1876 01:28:17,416 --> 01:28:18,291 [scoffs] 1877 01:28:18,958 --> 01:28:21,166 [suspenseful music building] 1878 01:28:21,250 --> 01:28:23,125 [frenetic drums beating] 1879 01:28:23,208 --> 01:28:24,291 [Schilling] Oh n… Uh… 1880 01:28:24,375 --> 01:28:25,750 All right, um… 1881 01:28:26,333 --> 01:28:27,333 [both grunt] 1882 01:28:29,875 --> 01:28:31,666 [music fades] 1883 01:28:39,833 --> 01:28:41,833 Did you actually take my mom's bowls? 1884 01:28:41,916 --> 01:28:45,708 Oh my God, Devon. Why are you obsessed with these ugly-ass bowls? 1885 01:28:45,791 --> 01:28:46,750 Your mom is not good. 1886 01:28:46,833 --> 01:28:50,041 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, ladies, let's take a deep breath, okay? 1887 01:28:50,125 --> 01:28:52,375 -Let's de-escalate. -Hey, stop coming for my family! 1888 01:28:52,458 --> 01:28:53,833 -Okay. -You need help. 1889 01:28:53,916 --> 01:28:56,375 Maybe tell your rich dad to get you a new therapist. 1890 01:28:56,458 --> 01:28:58,666 -Hmm?! -No! De-escalate. 1891 01:28:58,750 --> 01:29:00,500 -Let's go. [yelps] -[bowl shatters] 1892 01:29:00,958 --> 01:29:02,250 You… are… 1893 01:29:03,083 --> 01:29:05,208 so… spoiled! 1894 01:29:06,291 --> 01:29:10,666 You live in a 20-million-dollar house! I saw the Zillow! It has an elevator! 1895 01:29:10,750 --> 01:29:12,041 Okay. Good job. 1896 01:29:12,125 --> 01:29:13,875 All right, you're all making great points, 1897 01:29:13,958 --> 01:29:16,125 but the bowl throwing is fuckin' dangerous, 1898 01:29:16,208 --> 01:29:18,458 and I think I got some shrapnel in my eye. 1899 01:29:18,541 --> 01:29:20,583 I can't believe we used to be friends. 1900 01:29:20,666 --> 01:29:21,750 [scoffs] Friends? 1901 01:29:21,833 --> 01:29:24,083 You made out with the guy I liked! 1902 01:29:26,708 --> 01:29:28,750 You think we just made out? 1903 01:29:29,875 --> 01:29:32,125 No, um, I fucked him. 1904 01:29:32,208 --> 01:29:34,875 Yeah, no, I… I fucked him on spring break. 1905 01:29:34,958 --> 01:29:37,250 I fucked him on winter break. 1906 01:29:37,333 --> 01:29:41,083 When you showed up in his little office to ask him to hang out with you? 1907 01:29:41,166 --> 01:29:46,375 Yeah, I was under the desk because we had just fucked. 1908 01:29:47,583 --> 01:29:48,625 So… 1909 01:29:48,708 --> 01:29:49,750 You're disgusting. 1910 01:29:49,833 --> 01:29:52,208 Oh, hey, let's not slut-shame anyone. 1911 01:29:52,291 --> 01:29:54,500 He didn't like you. Just get over it. 1912 01:29:55,000 --> 01:29:56,083 You give off 1913 01:29:56,708 --> 01:29:58,208 kid-sister vibes. 1914 01:30:02,083 --> 01:30:04,958 [Schilling] Hey! You don't have a license to operate that! 1915 01:30:05,041 --> 01:30:06,166 No, no, no, no! 1916 01:30:07,333 --> 01:30:08,708 Everybody, chill. 1917 01:30:13,500 --> 01:30:15,083 [Celeste] My posters! 1918 01:30:15,166 --> 01:30:17,166 You're the firefighter, right? You put it out. 1919 01:30:17,250 --> 01:30:19,041 -Uh, lots of big feelings. -What the fuck? 1920 01:30:19,125 --> 01:30:22,541 [Schilling] Hey. God dammit! I gotta put this shit out. 1921 01:30:24,416 --> 01:30:26,541 -[tense music playing] -[gasping] 1922 01:30:29,916 --> 01:30:31,666 We have to get outta here! 1923 01:30:32,333 --> 01:30:33,500 [coughing] 1924 01:30:35,208 --> 01:30:37,208 Fire! Guys, come on, let's go! 1925 01:30:37,291 --> 01:30:39,625 -There's a fucking fire! -[alarm blaring] 1926 01:30:39,708 --> 01:30:40,583 God! 1927 01:30:41,791 --> 01:30:42,958 This is mine! 1928 01:30:43,041 --> 01:30:45,458 -So? -[Schilling] Come on, come on! 1929 01:30:45,541 --> 01:30:48,083 Hey, Devon! Devon, let's talk. 1930 01:30:48,166 --> 01:30:50,833 -Okay! You wanna talk, let's talk! -Yes. 1931 01:30:50,916 --> 01:30:52,666 Why'd you lie about being poor? 1932 01:30:52,750 --> 01:30:55,625 'Cause when you're rich, people think your life is good. 1933 01:30:55,708 --> 01:30:59,375 And my life, my life is not good. My mom has Alzheimer's, 1934 01:30:59,458 --> 01:31:02,291 and my dad divorced her and married a girl two years older than me. 1935 01:31:02,375 --> 01:31:04,916 And you have been rubbing 1936 01:31:05,000 --> 01:31:09,708 your perfect fucking family in my face all year! 1937 01:31:09,791 --> 01:31:13,250 Well, you could've told me that, and I would've been there for you 1938 01:31:13,333 --> 01:31:16,916 because that's what friends do, you fucking psychopath! 1939 01:31:18,375 --> 01:31:21,125 You guys, stop it! We need to evacuate. 1940 01:31:21,208 --> 01:31:23,083 [both] Shut the fuck up, Olivia! 1941 01:31:23,166 --> 01:31:25,500 -What did I do? -You don't know how to read the room! 1942 01:31:25,583 --> 01:31:27,208 Okay, well, there's a fire! 1943 01:31:27,708 --> 01:31:30,000 Oh, yeah, you gotta get your cute little stuffy. 1944 01:31:30,083 --> 01:31:31,708 I wanna rip its fucking head off! 1945 01:31:31,791 --> 01:31:32,666 Stop! 1946 01:31:32,750 --> 01:31:33,916 Give it to me! 1947 01:31:35,166 --> 01:31:36,500 Give it to me! 1948 01:31:39,458 --> 01:31:41,583 Give me my fucking sloth! 1949 01:31:44,125 --> 01:31:48,583 And I'm sorry to say, but that is how Devon killed Celeste. 1950 01:31:48,666 --> 01:31:49,666 -What?! -No! 1951 01:31:49,750 --> 01:31:53,625 I'm kidding, but Devon did burn the dorm down. 1952 01:31:53,708 --> 01:31:58,416 -[moody acoustic guitar music playing] -[sirens wailing] 1953 01:31:58,500 --> 01:32:01,041 [woman] Careful. Are you okay? It's not too tight? 1954 01:32:05,166 --> 01:32:08,083 Whoa, whoa. Who is this guy? Why is he touching you? 1955 01:32:08,166 --> 01:32:09,375 He's a firefighter! 1956 01:32:09,458 --> 01:32:12,875 Okay, I'm begging you guys to break up. Like, right now. Break up right now. 1957 01:32:12,958 --> 01:32:16,375 [Brian] She outed my son very publicly at his high school. 1958 01:32:16,458 --> 01:32:20,000 We always knew he was probably gay, but it wasn't her place to do that. 1959 01:32:20,083 --> 01:32:22,250 Also, she owes me $2,000. 1960 01:32:22,333 --> 01:32:24,291 [mom] Which is not important right now, Brian. 1961 01:32:24,375 --> 01:32:27,125 [Brian] $2,000. I would like that to be on the record. 1962 01:32:28,416 --> 01:32:31,666 ♪ It's not my thing, they were… ♪ 1963 01:32:31,750 --> 01:32:33,791 Did you… You didn't… Don't answer any questions. 1964 01:32:33,875 --> 01:32:35,750 But she didn't do anything. The bottom line… 1965 01:32:35,833 --> 01:32:39,250 -[mom] Don't say anything. -[Brian] My daughter's innocent. 1966 01:32:39,333 --> 01:32:41,791 -♪ I'd like to hear… ♪ -[horn honking] 1967 01:32:41,875 --> 01:32:44,083 ♪ What you think ♪ 1968 01:32:44,166 --> 01:32:49,250 ♪ We passed a house, driving fast ♪ 1969 01:32:49,333 --> 01:32:52,916 ♪ The sun was shining on… ♪ 1970 01:32:53,000 --> 01:32:54,625 It's like USC all over again. 1971 01:32:54,708 --> 01:32:57,083 -[man] Sir, you can't park here. -I'm good, I'm good. 1972 01:32:57,166 --> 01:32:59,958 Celeste! I'm sorry we're late, baby. 1973 01:33:00,041 --> 01:33:02,041 It took forever to get the lawyers on the line. 1974 01:33:02,125 --> 01:33:04,500 We're so glad you're okay. 1975 01:33:05,333 --> 01:33:06,625 Thanks, Katie. 1976 01:33:06,708 --> 01:33:09,125 -[baby cries] -John, he's still hungry. 1977 01:33:09,208 --> 01:33:11,916 -Can I go feed him in the car? -Yeah, yeah, go do your thing. 1978 01:33:13,250 --> 01:33:14,500 Did you tell Mom? 1979 01:33:15,083 --> 01:33:18,166 Uh… no. Why? 1980 01:33:22,041 --> 01:33:24,208 What school would you like to go to next? 1981 01:33:24,291 --> 01:33:25,791 This one burned down. 1982 01:33:25,875 --> 01:33:29,375 I don't need to go to another school. I need fucking rehab. 1983 01:33:29,458 --> 01:33:30,958 I have PTSD. 1984 01:33:31,541 --> 01:33:33,583 You got a fucking venereal disease? 1985 01:33:36,166 --> 01:33:37,500 Wow. 1986 01:33:37,583 --> 01:33:39,916 Yeah, that was really intense. 1987 01:33:40,000 --> 01:33:41,958 And that, my friends, 1988 01:33:42,041 --> 01:33:45,166 is the power of good storytelling. 1989 01:33:45,250 --> 01:33:48,500 Now, everybody get the hell outta here. 1990 01:33:49,083 --> 01:33:50,000 That's it? 1991 01:33:51,625 --> 01:33:52,791 That's it. 1992 01:33:53,916 --> 01:33:54,916 [Auguste] Okay. 1993 01:33:58,208 --> 01:33:59,208 Hey. 1994 01:34:00,041 --> 01:34:02,416 I'm sorry for saying you smell like an Italian sub. 1995 01:34:02,500 --> 01:34:06,333 [chuckles] I'm sorry for filming you sleeping. 1996 01:34:06,416 --> 01:34:07,458 Thanks. 1997 01:34:08,708 --> 01:34:10,833 -I miss us liking each other. -Yeah. 1998 01:34:11,750 --> 01:34:13,083 [dog whimpers] 1999 01:34:13,166 --> 01:34:16,041 [both, high-pitched] Bye, Melissa. 2000 01:34:16,125 --> 01:34:17,375 So cute. 2001 01:34:17,458 --> 01:34:19,583 [pensive music playing] 2002 01:34:19,666 --> 01:34:21,666 [Luna] Thank you, Dr. Schilling. 2003 01:34:22,291 --> 01:34:24,750 -This was great. -Very healing. 2004 01:34:24,833 --> 01:34:26,750 So glad it helped. 2005 01:34:26,833 --> 01:34:29,666 Um, whatever happened to Celeste? 2006 01:34:29,750 --> 01:34:31,250 [chuckles] Well, 2007 01:34:31,333 --> 01:34:35,166 Celeste ended up getting kicked out of two more schools, 2008 01:34:35,250 --> 01:34:37,625 so her dad finally cut her off financially. 2009 01:34:37,708 --> 01:34:38,791 And now… 2010 01:34:41,500 --> 01:34:43,708 [chuckles] That's hilarious. 2011 01:34:46,208 --> 01:34:48,666 Oh my God, that's you? 2012 01:34:48,750 --> 01:34:50,750 You work at Staples? 2013 01:34:51,250 --> 01:34:54,250 Now, that's hilarious! [laughs] 2014 01:34:54,333 --> 01:34:55,875 Oh man! 2015 01:34:55,958 --> 01:34:58,625 You work at Staples! 2016 01:34:58,708 --> 01:35:01,166 You work at Staples! 2017 01:35:01,250 --> 01:35:03,333 -You work at Staples! -Shut the fuck up! 2018 01:35:04,208 --> 01:35:05,708 Karma's a bitch! 2019 01:35:05,791 --> 01:35:09,166 I just wish the end of that story wasn't such a bummer for Devon. 2020 01:35:09,250 --> 01:35:10,833 Oh my God, I know. 2021 01:35:10,916 --> 01:35:12,208 Fuckin' sucks. 2022 01:35:12,791 --> 01:35:14,458 What happened to her, anyway? 2023 01:35:16,041 --> 01:35:17,875 She's got a new roommate. 2024 01:35:17,958 --> 01:35:19,958 [tense music playing] 2025 01:35:32,416 --> 01:35:34,791 Okay, Weisz. This is you. 2026 01:35:39,708 --> 01:35:42,041 Enjoy your home for the next two months. 2027 01:35:43,416 --> 01:35:45,041 [music stops] 2028 01:35:45,125 --> 01:35:47,375 Mm. Nice. 2029 01:35:48,083 --> 01:35:49,166 Fresh meat. 2030 01:35:50,625 --> 01:35:51,958 What's your name? 2031 01:35:52,708 --> 01:35:53,708 Chuck. 2032 01:35:54,208 --> 01:35:58,875 'Cause I grind motherfuckers like you into prime-grade beef. 2033 01:35:59,458 --> 01:36:01,083 [sighs] Yeah, okay. 2034 01:36:01,166 --> 01:36:03,208 Let me go over a few things with you. 2035 01:36:04,166 --> 01:36:07,333 One, don't touch my stuff. 2036 01:36:08,125 --> 01:36:10,791 Two, don't wear my clothes. 2037 01:36:10,875 --> 01:36:14,416 Three, don't have sex in my bed. 2038 01:36:15,000 --> 01:36:16,500 You follow these three rules, 2039 01:36:17,166 --> 01:36:20,708 I won't light you on fire when you're sleeping. 2040 01:36:22,750 --> 01:36:24,375 I was just kidding. 2041 01:36:24,458 --> 01:36:26,000 Dang! 2042 01:36:26,083 --> 01:36:27,333 It's all good, baby. 2043 01:36:27,416 --> 01:36:28,416 Relax. 2044 01:36:29,125 --> 01:36:31,166 So I'm Louise. 2045 01:36:31,666 --> 01:36:33,083 Welcome to the pen. 2046 01:36:33,166 --> 01:36:36,583 Okay, I have a little cooler over here. I got refreshments in there. 2047 01:36:36,666 --> 01:36:38,375 Would you like some LaCroix? 2048 01:36:38,458 --> 01:36:41,791 -No, no. I'm good, thank you. -Okay, of course, of course. 2049 01:36:41,875 --> 01:36:43,291 You got a family? 2050 01:36:43,375 --> 01:36:44,625 I have a brother. 2051 01:36:44,708 --> 01:36:46,208 He actually just came out. 2052 01:36:46,291 --> 01:36:47,500 Of prison? 2053 01:36:47,583 --> 01:36:48,958 Out of the closet. 2054 01:36:49,041 --> 01:36:50,750 [laughing] 2055 01:36:50,833 --> 01:36:51,666 Well, damn! 2056 01:36:51,750 --> 01:36:54,958 That must be, like, a very huge weight off his shoulders. 2057 01:36:55,041 --> 01:36:56,916 -Yeah, I think it is. -[upbeat pop music playing] 2058 01:36:57,000 --> 01:36:58,583 Okay. Where y'all from? 2059 01:36:58,666 --> 01:37:00,875 -Montclair, New Jersey. -Montclair? 2060 01:37:00,958 --> 01:37:03,708 Girl, I robbed four jewelry stores in Montclair. 2061 01:37:03,791 --> 01:37:05,916 -No, that was you? -That was me! 2062 01:37:06,000 --> 01:37:07,458 -Oh my God! -You heard of me? 2063 01:37:07,541 --> 01:37:08,791 Yes, I've heard of you! 2064 01:37:08,875 --> 01:37:10,708 Okay, I feel famous. Oh my God. 2065 01:37:10,791 --> 01:37:13,375 -Okay, this is why I'm going… -♪ Girl, girl, girl, girl… ♪ 2066 01:37:13,458 --> 01:37:16,333 -Holy shit! They like each other? -What the fuck? 2067 01:37:16,416 --> 01:37:18,333 Yeah, it's really sweet, actually. 2068 01:37:18,416 --> 01:37:20,166 Okay, what happened to everybody else? 2069 01:37:20,250 --> 01:37:22,958 Oh, you thirsty bitches wanna know everyone's endings? 2070 01:37:23,041 --> 01:37:24,666 -Yes! -Duh! 2071 01:37:24,750 --> 01:37:26,083 All right, here you go. 2072 01:37:26,166 --> 01:37:28,208 ♪ Yeah, I don't know if you like me ♪ 2073 01:37:28,291 --> 01:37:30,208 ♪ Sometimes I think you might hate me ♪ 2074 01:37:30,291 --> 01:37:32,166 ♪ Sometimes I think I might hate you ♪ 2075 01:37:32,250 --> 01:37:34,041 ♪ Maybe you just wanna be me ♪ 2076 01:37:34,125 --> 01:37:35,958 ♪ You always say, "Let's go out" ♪ 2077 01:37:36,041 --> 01:37:37,916 ♪ So we go eat at a restaurant ♪ 2078 01:37:38,000 --> 01:37:39,958 ♪ Sometimes it feels a bit awkward ♪ 2079 01:37:40,041 --> 01:37:41,708 ♪ 'Cause we don't have much in common ♪ 2080 01:37:41,791 --> 01:37:43,541 ♪ People say we're alike ♪ 2081 01:37:43,625 --> 01:37:45,541 ♪ They say we've got the same hair ♪ 2082 01:37:45,625 --> 01:37:47,416 ♪ We talk about making music ♪ 2083 01:37:47,500 --> 01:37:49,291 ♪ But I don't know if it's honest ♪ 2084 01:37:49,375 --> 01:37:51,375 ♪ Can't tell if you wanna see me ♪ 2085 01:37:51,458 --> 01:37:53,125 ♪ Falling over and failing ♪ 2086 01:37:53,208 --> 01:37:55,125 ♪ And you can't tell what you're feeling ♪ 2087 01:37:55,208 --> 01:37:56,791 ♪ I think I know how you feel ♪ 2088 01:37:56,875 --> 01:37:58,083 ♪ Girl ♪ 2089 01:37:58,958 --> 01:38:01,833 ♪ It's so confusing sometimes To be a girl ♪ 2090 01:38:01,916 --> 01:38:04,166 ♪ Girl, girl, girl, girl ♪ 2091 01:38:04,250 --> 01:38:05,291 ♪ Girl ♪ 2092 01:38:06,583 --> 01:38:09,583 ♪ It's so confusing sometimes To be a girl ♪ 2093 01:38:09,666 --> 01:38:12,083 ♪ Girl, girl, girl, girl♪ 2094 01:38:12,166 --> 01:38:13,375 ♪ Girl ♪ 2095 01:38:14,291 --> 01:38:16,125 ♪ How do you feel being a ♪ 2096 01:38:16,208 --> 01:38:17,041 ♪ Girl? ♪ 2097 01:38:17,125 --> 01:38:18,250 ♪ Girl, girl♪ 2098 01:38:18,333 --> 01:38:19,875 ♪ How do you feel being a ♪ 2099 01:38:19,958 --> 01:38:20,791 ♪ Girl? ♪ 2100 01:38:20,875 --> 01:38:22,000 ♪ Girl, girl, girl ♪ 2101 01:38:22,083 --> 01:38:23,791 ♪ Man, I don't know, I'm just a ♪ 2102 01:38:23,875 --> 01:38:24,833 ♪ Girl ♪ 2103 01:38:24,916 --> 01:38:27,458 ♪ Girl, girl, girl, girl ♪ 2104 01:38:27,541 --> 01:38:29,708 ♪ You're all about writing poems ♪ 2105 01:38:29,791 --> 01:38:31,666 ♪ But I'm about throwing parties ♪ 2106 01:38:31,750 --> 01:38:33,458 ♪ Think you should come to my party ♪ 2107 01:38:33,541 --> 01:38:35,416 ♪ And put your hands up ♪ 2108 01:38:35,500 --> 01:38:37,250 ♪ I think we're totally different ♪ 2109 01:38:37,333 --> 01:38:39,125 ♪ But opposites do attract ♪ 2110 01:38:39,208 --> 01:38:41,333 ♪ Maybe we're so meant to be ♪ 2111 01:38:41,416 --> 01:38:42,916 ♪ Just you and me ♪ 2112 01:38:43,000 --> 01:38:44,875 ♪ 'Cause people say we're alike ♪ 2113 01:38:44,958 --> 01:38:46,875 ♪ They say we've got the same hair ♪ 2114 01:38:46,958 --> 01:38:48,875 ♪ One day we might make some music ♪ 2115 01:38:48,958 --> 01:38:50,791 ♪ The Internet would go crazy ♪ 2116 01:38:50,875 --> 01:38:52,666 ♪ But you might still wanna see me ♪ 2117 01:38:52,750 --> 01:38:54,625 ♪ Falling over and failing ♪ 2118 01:38:54,708 --> 01:38:58,166 ♪ At least we're closer to being On the same page ♪ 2119 01:38:58,250 --> 01:38:59,458 ♪ Girl ♪ 2120 01:39:00,500 --> 01:39:03,166 ♪ It's so confusing sometimes To be a girl ♪ 2121 01:39:03,250 --> 01:39:05,750 ♪ Girl, girl, girl, girl ♪ 2122 01:39:05,833 --> 01:39:06,875 ♪ Girl ♪ 2123 01:39:08,250 --> 01:39:10,916 ♪ It's so confusing sometimes To be a girl ♪ 2124 01:39:11,000 --> 01:39:13,500 ♪ Girl, girl, girl, girl ♪ 2125 01:39:13,583 --> 01:39:14,750 ♪ Girl ♪ 2126 01:39:15,666 --> 01:39:18,500 ♪ It's so confusing sometimes To be a girl ♪ 2127 01:39:18,583 --> 01:39:20,875 ♪ Girl, girl, girl, girl ♪ 2128 01:39:20,958 --> 01:39:22,333 ♪ Girl ♪ 2129 01:39:23,458 --> 01:39:25,500 ♪ How do you feel being a ♪ 2130 01:39:25,583 --> 01:39:27,375 ♪ Girl? Girl, girl, girl ♪ 2131 01:39:27,458 --> 01:39:29,291 ♪ How do you feel being a ♪ 2132 01:39:29,375 --> 01:39:30,875 ♪ Girl? Girl, girl, girl ♪ 2133 01:39:30,958 --> 01:39:32,958 ♪ Man, I don't know, I'm just a ♪ 2134 01:39:33,041 --> 01:39:33,875 ♪ Girl ♪ 2135 01:39:33,958 --> 01:39:37,250 ♪ Girl, girl, girl, girl ♪ 2136 01:39:41,708 --> 01:39:44,000 ♪ Girl, girl, girl, girl ♪ 2137 01:39:49,458 --> 01:39:51,708 ♪ Girl, girl, girl, girl ♪ 2138 01:39:52,833 --> 01:39:54,458 [song ends] 2139 01:39:54,541 --> 01:39:56,541 [gentle acoustic guitar music playing] 2140 01:40:10,083 --> 01:40:12,916 ♪ Standin' all alone now ♪ 2141 01:40:13,791 --> 01:40:16,583 ♪ Wish that I could drown you out ♪ 2142 01:40:17,083 --> 01:40:19,666 ♪ I wanna be better ♪ 2143 01:40:20,833 --> 01:40:23,916 ♪ But I can't think of how ♪ 2144 01:40:24,000 --> 01:40:26,958 ♪ I'm lookin' at faces ♪ 2145 01:40:27,583 --> 01:40:30,875 ♪ I see people pace around ♪ 2146 01:40:30,958 --> 01:40:33,708 ♪ I wanna get closer ♪ 2147 01:40:34,291 --> 01:40:37,791 ♪ But I'm busy stayin' on the ground ♪ 2148 01:40:38,291 --> 01:40:41,375 ♪ Comin' back to you ♪ 2149 01:40:41,875 --> 01:40:45,000 ♪ Back to you ♪ 2150 01:40:46,041 --> 01:40:48,333 ♪ Somehow ♪ 2151 01:40:48,875 --> 01:40:53,666 ♪ Comin' back to you ♪ 2152 01:40:53,750 --> 01:40:56,500 ♪ Back to you ♪ 2153 01:40:56,583 --> 01:40:59,041 ♪ Somehow ♪ 2154 01:41:02,625 --> 01:41:06,000 ♪ 'Cause you are built complete ♪ 2155 01:41:06,083 --> 01:41:09,500 ♪ You're the entirety ♪ 2156 01:41:09,583 --> 01:41:13,000 ♪ I wish that you'd talk to me ♪ 2157 01:41:13,083 --> 01:41:16,583 ♪ I wish that you'd walk with me ♪ 2158 01:41:16,666 --> 01:41:20,208 ♪ 'Cause you are built complete ♪ 2159 01:41:20,291 --> 01:41:23,666 ♪ You're the entirety ♪ 2160 01:41:23,750 --> 01:41:26,916 ♪ I'm just here following ♪ 2161 01:41:27,000 --> 01:41:30,291 ♪ I wish that you'd follow me ♪ 2162 01:41:30,375 --> 01:41:32,125 ♪ Ooh ♪ 2163 01:41:32,208 --> 01:41:34,500 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 2164 01:41:34,583 --> 01:41:37,375 -♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh ♪ -♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 2165 01:41:37,458 --> 01:41:39,125 -♪ Ooh ♪ -♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪ 2166 01:41:39,208 --> 01:41:41,000 -♪ Ooh ♪ -♪ Oh-oh ♪ 2167 01:41:41,083 --> 01:41:42,791 -♪ Ooh ♪ -♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪ 2168 01:41:42,875 --> 01:41:44,458 -♪ Ooh ♪ -♪ Oh-oh ♪ 2169 01:41:44,541 --> 01:41:46,166 -♪ Ooh ♪ -♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪ 2170 01:41:46,250 --> 01:41:47,875 ♪ I knew ♪ 2171 01:41:49,583 --> 01:41:51,583 ♪ The truth ♪ 2172 01:41:53,208 --> 01:41:54,958 ♪ With you ♪ 2173 01:41:56,750 --> 01:41:58,708 ♪ I do ♪ 2174 01:41:58,791 --> 01:42:00,166 ♪ Oh ♪ 2175 01:42:00,250 --> 01:42:01,916 ♪ I knew ♪ 2176 01:42:02,000 --> 01:42:05,375 -♪ Ooh ♪ -♪ 'Cause you are built complete♪ 2177 01:42:05,458 --> 01:42:09,125 -♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪ -♪ You're the entirety ♪ 2178 01:42:09,208 --> 01:42:12,625 -♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪ -♪ I wish that you'd talk to me ♪ 2179 01:42:12,708 --> 01:42:16,041 -♪ I wish that you'd walk with me ♪ -♪ I knew♪ 2180 01:42:16,125 --> 01:42:19,708 -♪ Ooh ♪ -♪ 'Cause you are built complete ♪ 2181 01:42:19,791 --> 01:42:22,958 ♪ You're the entirety ♪ 2182 01:42:23,041 --> 01:42:26,583 -♪ Ooh ♪ -♪ I'm just here following ♪ 2183 01:42:26,666 --> 01:42:30,000 -♪ Ooh ♪ -♪ I wish that you'd follow me ♪ 2184 01:42:30,083 --> 01:42:33,625 -♪ Ooh ♪ -♪ 'Cause I'm just here following ♪ 2185 01:42:33,708 --> 01:42:37,000 -♪ Ooh ♪ -♪ I wish that you'd talk to me ♪ 2186 01:42:37,083 --> 01:42:40,625 -♪ Ooh ♪ -♪ I wish that you'd walk with me ♪ 2187 01:42:40,708 --> 01:42:44,375 -♪ Ooh ♪ -♪ I wish, oh, I wish ♪ 2188 01:42:44,875 --> 01:42:46,708 [song ends] 2189 01:42:48,291 --> 01:42:50,291 [serene synth-pop music playing] 2190 01:43:36,208 --> 01:43:38,208 [gentle pop-rock music playing] 2191 01:45:03,791 --> 01:45:06,166 [jaunty electronic music playing] 2192 01:45:29,833 --> 01:45:31,833 [dream-pop music playing] 2193 01:46:13,958 --> 01:46:15,958 [gentle acoustic guitar music playing] 2194 01:47:13,666 --> 01:47:15,666 [music fades]