1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:13,291 --> 00:00:14,458 Terrific. 4 00:00:21,083 --> 00:00:23,708 Keep up the pace, ladies. Keep going! 5 00:00:27,750 --> 00:00:32,625 It's the memory of the real thing 6 00:00:32,708 --> 00:00:37,208 You had known since you were five 7 00:00:37,291 --> 00:00:42,000 She's the only girl you ever 8 00:00:42,083 --> 00:00:45,833 Wanted to be in your life 9 00:00:48,416 --> 00:00:49,541 What? No. 10 00:00:50,125 --> 00:00:51,416 Auguste! 11 00:00:51,500 --> 00:00:53,916 Auguste, what are you doing?! 12 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,583 You fucking psycho! 13 00:00:55,666 --> 00:00:58,875 Wake up, Luna. You can't call people psycho anymore. 14 00:00:58,958 --> 00:01:01,750 Oh, well, you're literally throwing my shit out of the window! 15 00:01:01,833 --> 00:01:04,125 That is textbook definition of psycho! 16 00:01:04,208 --> 00:01:06,791 You took a video of me while I was sleeping! 17 00:01:06,875 --> 00:01:09,125 To show you how loud you snore. 18 00:01:09,208 --> 00:01:11,208 You legit have sleep apnea! 19 00:01:11,291 --> 00:01:16,333 That can't be any worse than you leaving your bloody pads in our open trash can. 20 00:01:16,416 --> 00:01:20,500 Our entire room smells like a fucking Italian sub! 21 00:01:20,583 --> 00:01:21,750 Auguste! 22 00:01:23,041 --> 00:01:24,791 No, anything but the air fryer! 23 00:01:24,875 --> 00:01:26,500 You use the shit more than I do. 24 00:01:26,583 --> 00:01:28,125 -Oh! -And you don't even ask! 25 00:01:28,208 --> 00:01:29,458 Stop! 26 00:01:29,541 --> 00:01:32,041 I have a Chipotle delivery for Steve. 27 00:01:32,125 --> 00:01:33,208 Ow! 28 00:01:35,375 --> 00:01:38,666 Ladies! My office. Now. 29 00:01:43,458 --> 00:01:45,416 Oh my God, you're nasty. 30 00:01:45,500 --> 00:01:46,875 And you are trash! 31 00:01:46,958 --> 00:01:49,125 You're a fucking pick-me-ass bitch! How 'bout that? 32 00:01:49,208 --> 00:01:50,958 I need her to move out! 33 00:01:51,041 --> 00:01:51,875 Enough! 34 00:01:52,833 --> 00:01:56,208 Ladies, when you two moved in together at the start of the year, 35 00:01:56,291 --> 00:01:58,916 you were inseparable, remember that? 36 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:03,000 It worked. You hung out. You laughed. You partied. 37 00:02:03,083 --> 00:02:05,375 Okay, but that's before I found out that she's awful. 38 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:07,958 You literally have no good qualities! 39 00:02:08,041 --> 00:02:09,125 -Oh my God! -Please. 40 00:02:09,208 --> 00:02:11,250 Hey, guys, guys. It's October. 41 00:02:11,333 --> 00:02:13,500 You got the rest of the year ahead of you, okay? 42 00:02:13,583 --> 00:02:17,291 If you don't figure out how to coexist now in that tiny little dorm room, 43 00:02:17,375 --> 00:02:20,833 things are going to escalate into a very bad situation. 44 00:02:20,916 --> 00:02:23,125 -How can it get worse? -There's no getting worse than her. 45 00:02:23,208 --> 00:02:24,500 -I'm in hell. -She's annoying! 46 00:02:24,583 --> 00:02:26,000 -I am in hell. -"I'm in hell." 47 00:02:26,083 --> 00:02:27,916 We're both in hell! 48 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:29,833 God. Trust me. 49 00:02:33,291 --> 00:02:35,416 -I've seen it. -Hate you. 50 00:02:35,500 --> 00:02:37,583 -Shut the fuck up. -Shut the fuck up. 51 00:02:37,666 --> 00:02:40,125 It can get so much worse. 52 00:02:40,208 --> 00:02:41,750 -Shut the fuck up! -You shut the fuck up! 53 00:02:41,833 --> 00:02:42,833 Shut the fuck up! 54 00:02:45,250 --> 00:02:49,458 It all started with a student who was, um… 55 00:02:49,541 --> 00:02:52,583 How can I describe her while still remaining a professional? 56 00:02:53,875 --> 00:02:57,666 She was a hard worker, but, uh… a low-key pussy. 57 00:02:58,166 --> 00:03:03,750 It's time to welcome your valedictorian, Rebecca Anderson. 58 00:03:09,291 --> 00:03:11,291 Wait, that's not her. 59 00:03:12,625 --> 00:03:13,500 That's her. 60 00:03:13,583 --> 00:03:16,166 You didn't think she was the valedictorian, did you? 61 00:03:16,250 --> 00:03:19,416 I mean, Devon was smart, and people were always happy to see her, 62 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:23,083 but they also didn't notice when she wasn't around. 63 00:03:23,666 --> 00:03:27,500 For me, school was more than just the classes, the football games, 64 00:03:27,583 --> 00:03:30,333 and of course, everybody's least favorite lunch. 65 00:03:30,416 --> 00:03:32,958 Like, why taco bagels? 66 00:03:34,875 --> 00:03:36,166 Blow me. 67 00:03:37,458 --> 00:03:42,125 What I'll remember most… are the friends that I made here. 68 00:03:42,208 --> 00:03:45,375 Friends that I will cherish for the rest of my life. 69 00:03:45,458 --> 00:03:49,916 And in the words of the greatest orator of our time, 70 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:55,125 "How lucky am I to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard?" 71 00:03:56,333 --> 00:03:57,416 And that 72 00:03:58,541 --> 00:03:59,791 was Winnie-the-Pooh. 73 00:03:59,875 --> 00:04:02,000 Aw. 74 00:04:02,083 --> 00:04:03,208 Sweet! 75 00:04:06,458 --> 00:04:07,666 Amazing. 76 00:04:08,583 --> 00:04:11,000 I see you! Hi, honey! 77 00:04:11,083 --> 00:04:12,625 -You were the best one. -Hi. 78 00:04:12,708 --> 00:04:14,958 Do you want us to take a picture of you with anyone? 79 00:04:15,041 --> 00:04:16,875 No, no. I got a bunch before the ceremony. 80 00:04:16,958 --> 00:04:19,875 -Okay. -You sure? Your Snapchat looks lonely. 81 00:04:19,958 --> 00:04:21,458 -That one's cute. -Yeah. 82 00:04:21,541 --> 00:04:24,333 That one, and then the last one's like… 83 00:04:24,416 --> 00:04:25,333 -Put it down. -Okay. 84 00:04:25,416 --> 00:04:27,416 We look so good right now. 85 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:29,666 I actually see my friends, so… 86 00:04:29,750 --> 00:04:31,291 Oh, so let's go say hi. 87 00:04:31,375 --> 00:04:33,875 No. Oh my God. I'll just… I'll meet you by the car. 88 00:04:33,958 --> 00:04:35,708 -Okay. -Okay, bye. 89 00:04:35,791 --> 00:04:39,375 -Hey, Bella, Ella, Emma, Ava. -Devon, jump in. 90 00:04:39,458 --> 00:04:41,000 Oh, sure. 91 00:04:43,416 --> 00:04:44,250 Aw. 92 00:04:44,333 --> 00:04:47,041 Do you mind if we get one with just the Core Four? 93 00:04:47,125 --> 00:04:48,125 Oh, yeah. 94 00:04:48,208 --> 00:04:50,083 Yeah. Yeah. Sure. 95 00:04:50,166 --> 00:04:51,083 Thanks. 96 00:04:52,250 --> 00:04:54,208 -That's kinda brutal. -Oh, Devon, wait. 97 00:04:54,875 --> 00:04:56,000 Yes. 98 00:04:56,083 --> 00:04:58,958 We need to officially add an honorary fifth member. 99 00:05:00,083 --> 00:05:02,291 Señor Michaels! 100 00:05:03,541 --> 00:05:07,250 Uh-oh. Better get my good side. 101 00:05:07,750 --> 00:05:09,208 Do you mind taking it? 102 00:05:09,291 --> 00:05:11,250 Yeah, yeah, no problem. 103 00:05:11,833 --> 00:05:13,750 Now go full sluts. 104 00:05:14,333 --> 00:05:18,625 And hit, angle, butt. 105 00:05:18,708 --> 00:05:21,833 And, hon, can you go a little bit higher? Yeah. Sorry. I'm, like, 40. 106 00:05:34,333 --> 00:05:36,875 -Babe, you want a tea? -Yeah, baby. Sleepy time. 107 00:05:36,958 --> 00:05:39,375 Hey. What's going on? 108 00:05:39,458 --> 00:05:42,000 Emma's party's at 10:00. It's 9:45 already. 109 00:05:42,083 --> 00:05:44,083 Uh, yeah. I'm not going. 110 00:05:45,500 --> 00:05:46,916 Your hair and makeup is all done. 111 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:49,000 It seems like, at some point, you were going. 112 00:05:49,083 --> 00:05:50,125 Now I'm in sweatpants, 113 00:05:50,208 --> 00:05:52,291 so it'd be physically impossible to leave the house. 114 00:05:52,375 --> 00:05:54,666 -That makes sense. -That does make sense. 115 00:05:54,750 --> 00:05:57,208 -What are we, uh… cooking here? -Honey, that's not for you. 116 00:05:57,291 --> 00:05:58,833 -You already ate. -I know. 117 00:05:58,916 --> 00:06:00,708 I'm just curious what is so delicious 118 00:06:00,791 --> 00:06:04,375 that it's keeping our daughter from going to the party. 119 00:06:04,458 --> 00:06:07,833 Honey, are you sure you don't wanna go? I feel like it's a big night. 120 00:06:07,916 --> 00:06:11,416 Yeah, high school was a waste. I'll… make friends in college. 121 00:06:11,500 --> 00:06:13,500 Yeah, but you love your high-school friends. 122 00:06:13,583 --> 00:06:16,750 There's Ella, Emma, Enema… Anemic. 123 00:06:16,833 --> 00:06:17,833 Not their names. 124 00:06:17,916 --> 00:06:20,125 Didn't Emma invite you to her party? 125 00:06:20,208 --> 00:06:23,916 She invited me to the party that literally every senior is invited to. 126 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:26,875 But then, after that, everyone goes to an after-party 127 00:06:26,958 --> 00:06:28,375 with their actual friend group. 128 00:06:28,875 --> 00:06:31,916 Bella's having a sleepover, and I didn't get an invite, okay? 129 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,500 Well, that's just 'cause they were gonna be doing Special K 130 00:06:34,583 --> 00:06:37,583 and horse tranqs to celebrate, and they didn't want to in front of you 131 00:06:37,666 --> 00:06:39,041 'cause they know you're better. 132 00:06:39,125 --> 00:06:40,333 Skipping the party? 133 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:42,875 Good for you. Fuck 'em. 134 00:06:42,958 --> 00:06:43,791 Yeah! 135 00:06:43,875 --> 00:06:45,083 Yeah, fuck 'em in the ass. 136 00:06:45,166 --> 00:06:48,166 I'm glad I never learned their names, these stupid fuckin' cunts. 137 00:06:48,250 --> 00:06:50,458 -What the fuck is going on with you? -Dad! 138 00:06:50,541 --> 00:06:51,500 What? 139 00:06:51,583 --> 00:06:53,208 -Don't say that! -Like you said… 140 00:06:53,291 --> 00:06:55,375 Someone get Dad some ketamine. He's losing it. 141 00:06:55,458 --> 00:06:57,125 Maybe we should all do some ketamine. 142 00:07:00,958 --> 00:07:05,125 -So, uh, when's your orientation thing? -Couple weeks. 143 00:07:05,208 --> 00:07:08,125 -Okay. Soon. -Yeah. 144 00:07:10,958 --> 00:07:12,375 Here's a question for you. 145 00:07:12,458 --> 00:07:16,791 If it's to orient you to Walton, why is it in the woods? 146 00:07:18,750 --> 00:07:21,458 Probably 'cause it's about bonding and not school. 147 00:07:21,541 --> 00:07:25,375 Well, you're super outdoorsy, so that'll be great. 148 00:07:25,458 --> 00:07:26,500 Hmm. 149 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:32,166 I'm just excited to start fresh. 150 00:07:33,041 --> 00:07:34,916 Yeah. Totally. 151 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:37,666 I don't need to make, like, a zillion friends at school. 152 00:07:37,750 --> 00:07:40,666 I just really want, like, a best friend, you know? 153 00:07:41,666 --> 00:07:44,625 Dude, I'm your best friend. 154 00:07:44,708 --> 00:07:46,916 I meant outside of this house. 155 00:07:51,333 --> 00:07:53,833 Just try not to put too much pressure on it. 156 00:07:54,791 --> 00:07:57,333 -People can tell when you're thirsty. -Mm. 157 00:07:57,416 --> 00:07:59,375 Isn't that so pathetic? 158 00:07:59,458 --> 00:08:02,375 I'm about to go to college, and I've never had a best friend. 159 00:08:03,791 --> 00:08:08,000 I don't know, it's not nearly as pathetic as watching you pretend to smoke a joint. 160 00:08:08,083 --> 00:08:10,375 What? I… I'm… 161 00:08:10,458 --> 00:08:12,666 -I'm doin' it. -Ah… I don't know. 162 00:08:12,750 --> 00:08:15,916 -You have to inhale to feel. -I'm not even kidding. I will. 163 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,458 -I felt it. I promise you. -Okay. 164 00:08:18,541 --> 00:08:20,458 I feel… something. 165 00:08:21,666 --> 00:08:23,500 -Yeah? -Not nothing. 166 00:08:23,583 --> 00:08:24,583 That's good. 167 00:08:28,916 --> 00:08:31,000 Hi, guys. Um… I'm Ellie. 168 00:08:31,083 --> 00:08:32,875 Welcome to orientation. 169 00:08:32,958 --> 00:08:36,083 Remember, this is for you guys to have fun and get to know each other. 170 00:08:36,166 --> 00:08:39,125 The only expert here today is your adventure guide, Goose. 171 00:08:39,625 --> 00:08:41,500 What's up, everybody? Thank you, Ellie. 172 00:08:41,583 --> 00:08:45,208 Goose! That's me. I didn't go to Walton 'cause I didn't have it like that. 173 00:08:45,291 --> 00:08:46,708 I work here. Let's get to it. 174 00:08:46,791 --> 00:08:49,541 So when you're on the ropes, you're gonna have an instinct, 175 00:08:49,625 --> 00:08:50,916 an urge to touch the bar. 176 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:54,958 Do not. Don't touch the metal bar. 177 00:08:55,041 --> 00:08:59,000 I'm telling you, you will gash your motherfuckin' hand. 178 00:08:59,083 --> 00:09:01,333 All right? Final Destination-type shit. 179 00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:03,583 Also, remember, you got a harness. 180 00:09:03,666 --> 00:09:07,125 All right, but, honestly, like, just pretend like the harness isn't there 181 00:09:07,208 --> 00:09:10,625 'cause even with the harness, falls ain't comfy, bruh. 182 00:09:10,708 --> 00:09:12,541 We haven't had any deaths out here. 183 00:09:12,625 --> 00:09:15,916 We had one lady turn into a vegetable, but she's in good spirits now. 184 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:17,541 Y'all can smoke out here, 185 00:09:17,625 --> 00:09:20,416 you can drink as long as you share it with the Goose, baby. 186 00:09:20,500 --> 00:09:22,666 -Goose is loose. Any questions? -Sorry I'm late. 187 00:09:23,166 --> 00:09:24,875 Are you part of this group? 188 00:09:25,541 --> 00:09:28,791 -Yeah. -You just missed the whole spiel, dude. 189 00:09:29,333 --> 00:09:31,166 I… I can figure it out. 190 00:09:32,083 --> 00:09:32,916 What's your name? 191 00:09:33,416 --> 00:09:34,541 Goose. 192 00:09:34,625 --> 00:09:36,541 That's hilarious. 193 00:09:37,208 --> 00:09:38,125 What's your name? 194 00:09:38,208 --> 00:09:39,583 Celeste. 195 00:09:39,666 --> 00:09:41,000 That's hilarious! 196 00:09:41,083 --> 00:09:43,416 Stick 'em up, palms up… 197 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:46,000 Every freshman knows that you will be fucked 198 00:09:46,083 --> 00:09:47,791 if you don't make friends at orientation. 199 00:09:49,041 --> 00:09:52,500 Devon was determined to find the thing she wanted most, 200 00:09:52,583 --> 00:09:54,125 a college bestie. 201 00:09:54,625 --> 00:09:57,000 Are people hanging out tonight, or what's the deal? 202 00:09:57,083 --> 00:09:58,500 One girl started a Snap group. 203 00:09:58,583 --> 00:10:00,541 -I can add you. -Can I get on that chat? 204 00:10:00,625 --> 00:10:03,833 -But the harder Devon tried… -Yeah, sure. 205 00:10:03,916 --> 00:10:05,500 Okay, I'll find you later. 206 00:10:05,583 --> 00:10:07,375 …the more desperate she seemed. 207 00:10:07,458 --> 00:10:09,166 Scared the shit out of me. 208 00:10:10,791 --> 00:10:12,500 As the day went on, 209 00:10:12,583 --> 00:10:17,208 Devon was convinced that she was gonna be exactly who she was in high school, 210 00:10:17,291 --> 00:10:19,291 a girl with no friends. 211 00:10:21,541 --> 00:10:22,541 Oh no! 212 00:10:24,916 --> 00:10:27,000 Hey, try holding on to this thingy. 213 00:10:28,750 --> 00:10:30,875 Okay, thank you. 214 00:10:31,666 --> 00:10:33,291 Stick 'em up… 215 00:10:33,375 --> 00:10:36,750 Hey! Oh my God! What the hell?! 216 00:10:36,833 --> 00:10:39,666 Bro, do you have a fucking brain? 217 00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:41,750 I like your tattoos. 218 00:10:41,833 --> 00:10:43,375 Suck my dick! 219 00:10:43,458 --> 00:10:44,833 Sheesh. 220 00:10:44,916 --> 00:10:48,291 Let's go! 221 00:10:48,375 --> 00:10:51,375 What's up, Big Time? You scared? You look scared. 222 00:10:51,458 --> 00:10:54,041 Yeah, well, you look like you just lost custody. 223 00:10:54,625 --> 00:10:57,125 -Ooh! -Well, that's hilarious! 224 00:10:57,208 --> 00:10:59,333 -I don't even have a wife. -Um… 225 00:10:59,416 --> 00:11:01,333 Sorry, is… is there a way to go slower? 226 00:11:01,416 --> 00:11:06,208 No. So when I get the okay signal, that's when you step down and when you go. 227 00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:07,291 Okay, so go now. 228 00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:10,000 -No. No! -What was I supposed to do? 229 00:11:13,041 --> 00:11:15,083 Oh my God! I… 230 00:11:16,250 --> 00:11:17,916 -Watch out! Watch out! -Ah! 231 00:11:21,250 --> 00:11:23,333 You kicked me in my titty! 232 00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:24,541 I'm sorry! 233 00:11:25,125 --> 00:11:27,250 That girl needs training wheels. 234 00:11:31,375 --> 00:11:33,291 All right, everyone! 235 00:11:35,375 --> 00:11:37,625 Guys! All right. 236 00:11:37,708 --> 00:11:40,041 Hey! Eyes up here! 237 00:11:40,791 --> 00:11:42,166 Hi. 238 00:11:42,250 --> 00:11:46,375 So we will now be splitting up into teams of two for the scavenger hike. 239 00:11:46,458 --> 00:11:49,500 Uh, the winning team gets these awesome unisex hoodies. 240 00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:51,125 -Whoo! -Yeah, really exciting. 241 00:11:51,208 --> 00:11:53,916 So, pick a partner wisely. 242 00:12:00,291 --> 00:12:02,583 I'm gonna have a great time. You? 243 00:12:02,666 --> 00:12:05,500 Whoever doesn't have a partner can partner up with me, 244 00:12:05,583 --> 00:12:09,125 and I will take the time with you to bitch about my open relationship. 245 00:12:11,416 --> 00:12:13,041 Wanna be partners? 246 00:12:13,125 --> 00:12:15,166 Heads-up, I suck at scavenger hunts. 247 00:12:16,833 --> 00:12:17,708 Got it. 248 00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:26,041 "For five points, take a photo of someone waxing their legs." 249 00:12:26,125 --> 00:12:27,625 Yeah, I'm not gonna do that. 250 00:12:27,708 --> 00:12:31,166 Yeah, no, 80 grand a year, and they couldn't give us the hoodies? 251 00:12:32,541 --> 00:12:33,666 Where are you from? 252 00:12:34,166 --> 00:12:36,000 Montclair, New Jersey. You? 253 00:12:36,083 --> 00:12:38,916 Stamford, Connecticut, but, like, the shit part. 254 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,958 Whatever. It made me stronger. What are you gonna major in? 255 00:12:42,041 --> 00:12:45,291 Architectural design, maybe with a minor in construction management. 256 00:12:45,375 --> 00:12:47,416 -Same. -Really? 257 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:50,958 God no. No. I'll do fashion merchandising or comms, I think. 258 00:12:51,041 --> 00:12:52,500 I don't know. Whatever's easier. 259 00:12:52,583 --> 00:12:55,083 I'm, like, the first person in my family to go to college, 260 00:12:55,166 --> 00:12:56,708 so the stakes could not be lower. 261 00:12:56,791 --> 00:12:59,333 Wow, that's a big deal. You should be, like, really proud. 262 00:13:02,541 --> 00:13:04,500 I'm sorry. When I said you should be proud, 263 00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:06,416 I didn't mean to tell you what should be. 264 00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:09,375 I'm sure you feel very proud without me telling you to feel-- 265 00:13:09,458 --> 00:13:11,833 Stop worrying. 266 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:15,875 If there's one thing you need to know about me, I don't give a fuck. 267 00:13:16,625 --> 00:13:19,916 Now, Dr. Schilling, you know the people who say they don't give a fuck 268 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,125 give the most fucks. 269 00:13:21,208 --> 00:13:24,541 No, Celeste truly did not give a fuck. 270 00:13:24,625 --> 00:13:26,708 Aw! Can I pick her up? 271 00:13:26,791 --> 00:13:29,666 My bubbie, Melissa. Course you can. 272 00:13:29,750 --> 00:13:32,375 Hey, cutie-patootie. You're so cute. 273 00:13:32,458 --> 00:13:36,833 Oh, shut the fuck up with this baby shit, and please let the lady finish her story. 274 00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:39,500 -I have a brow tint at four. -She's so fucking rude. 275 00:13:39,583 --> 00:13:42,458 Okay, four o'clock tint, respect. 276 00:13:42,541 --> 00:13:44,875 Might wanna get a little tweeze while you're at it. 277 00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:48,125 Okay, even though orientation was only a couple days, 278 00:13:48,208 --> 00:13:51,958 you would've thought Devon and Celeste had been best friends for years. 279 00:13:52,041 --> 00:13:55,791 They went boating. They French-braided each other's hair. 280 00:13:55,875 --> 00:13:58,416 I mean, there was so much girl-on-girl intimacy, 281 00:13:58,500 --> 00:14:01,250 it was giving lesbian period piece. 282 00:14:01,333 --> 00:14:03,000 Wait, were they? 283 00:14:03,083 --> 00:14:04,041 No. 284 00:14:04,125 --> 00:14:05,458 Ugh, boring. 285 00:14:05,541 --> 00:14:08,291 But, on the last morning of orientation, 286 00:14:08,375 --> 00:14:11,083 Devon decided to pop the big question. 287 00:14:11,666 --> 00:14:12,708 Hi! 288 00:14:12,791 --> 00:14:14,291 Do you need a ride? 289 00:14:14,875 --> 00:14:17,833 Oh, uh, no. My parents are gonna come pick me up. 290 00:14:17,916 --> 00:14:20,250 -Aw, family girl. -Yeah. 291 00:14:20,333 --> 00:14:21,250 That's cute. 292 00:14:21,750 --> 00:14:25,666 Hey, I was gonna ask you last night, and then I was like, "Don't be thirsty." 293 00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:28,875 By the way, I don't say that word, thirsty. 294 00:14:28,958 --> 00:14:30,416 Devon, stop. We're good. 295 00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:32,041 Okay… Um… 296 00:14:33,958 --> 00:14:36,125 Would you wanna be roommates with me? 297 00:14:37,125 --> 00:14:39,416 I have honors housing, so it's on the main campus, 298 00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:41,250 and we'd have our own bathroom. 299 00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:44,208 Yes. 300 00:14:44,291 --> 00:14:47,875 Okay. Okay. Yay! Oh my God. 301 00:14:48,458 --> 00:14:49,833 Uh, I'll text you and stuff. 302 00:14:49,916 --> 00:14:52,000 We can figure out who wants what side and everything. 303 00:14:52,083 --> 00:14:53,125 And I have a mini-fridge. 304 00:14:53,208 --> 00:14:56,416 Well, it's my dad's mini-fridge, but my mom told me I could take it. 305 00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:58,541 -That's sick. -Yeah. 306 00:15:00,291 --> 00:15:04,125 Hey, so you know, I'm not looking for just a roommate. 307 00:15:04,208 --> 00:15:06,750 I'm looking for a ride or die. 308 00:15:06,833 --> 00:15:10,958 I've had fake friends before, and I do not need that. 309 00:15:11,916 --> 00:15:13,083 You know what I need? 310 00:15:13,708 --> 00:15:15,708 I need someone who will bury the body. 311 00:15:15,791 --> 00:15:17,291 Will you do that, Devon? 312 00:15:18,791 --> 00:15:21,791 I'll bring the lime and the duct tape and the hacksaws and the ponchos. 313 00:15:22,458 --> 00:15:25,333 Fuck yeah, you thirsty little freak. 314 00:15:25,416 --> 00:15:26,291 Yes, thirsty. 315 00:15:26,375 --> 00:15:29,541 -Hey, Celeste. I was gonna ask-- -I already have a roommate. 316 00:15:29,625 --> 00:15:31,500 -Okay. All right, bye. -Beep-beep. 317 00:15:31,583 --> 00:15:33,791 -Bye, Dev. -Bye! 318 00:15:43,416 --> 00:15:47,166 Two weeks had passed since Celeste agreed to be Devon's roommate. 319 00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:49,666 At first, the girls had talked constantly, 320 00:15:49,750 --> 00:15:53,958 but, recently, Celeste had gone silent over text. 321 00:15:54,458 --> 00:15:57,333 Packing up for college, Devon was spinning out. 322 00:15:57,416 --> 00:15:59,541 Was Celeste even gonna show up? 323 00:16:00,333 --> 00:16:01,500 Here's what it is… 324 00:16:02,833 --> 00:16:03,833 Okay. 325 00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:05,916 All right. 326 00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:11,708 Pumpkin Spice is all packed up with everything in the house. 327 00:16:11,791 --> 00:16:13,250 Here are the keys to your car 328 00:16:13,333 --> 00:16:15,833 that I have packed entirely with no help from you. 329 00:16:15,916 --> 00:16:16,750 Sorry. 330 00:16:16,833 --> 00:16:18,958 Are you sure that you don't want us to drive you? 331 00:16:19,041 --> 00:16:20,750 We could help you decorate your room. 332 00:16:20,833 --> 00:16:23,208 No, no. I don't think anyone's parents are doing that. 333 00:16:23,291 --> 00:16:25,875 That's what literally every other parent is doing, 334 00:16:25,958 --> 00:16:27,375 but you're the boss. 335 00:16:27,458 --> 00:16:28,375 Yeah. 336 00:16:28,458 --> 00:16:30,041 One final thing. 337 00:16:32,416 --> 00:16:34,833 No, Dad, I have the money I made this summer. 338 00:16:34,916 --> 00:16:37,125 -I'll take it. -Get the fuck out of here with that. 339 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:42,000 This is for emergencies, and booze is not an emergency. 340 00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:44,166 -Okay. -Neither are edibles. 341 00:16:44,750 --> 00:16:48,208 -Thanks, Dad. I appreciate it. -All right, hold on! One more thing. 342 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,750 Here, my girl. 343 00:16:55,625 --> 00:16:58,500 Mom, no, I'm gonna break them. They're too nice. 344 00:16:58,583 --> 00:17:01,708 If you break 'em, you break 'em. Just don't put them in the microwave. 345 00:17:01,791 --> 00:17:05,291 Great, now I gotta repack the whole trunk. It's gonna be a thing. 346 00:17:05,375 --> 00:17:06,791 Oh. 347 00:17:07,583 --> 00:17:09,791 Wow. Aw, you're bringing Slowpoke. 348 00:17:09,875 --> 00:17:11,250 -Yeah, of course. -Cute. 349 00:17:13,625 --> 00:17:16,208 Dad, no heart attacks. Let me do it. 350 00:17:16,291 --> 00:17:18,250 I got it, I got it, I got it. Just… 351 00:17:18,333 --> 00:17:19,291 Okay. 352 00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:27,333 Um… 353 00:17:27,833 --> 00:17:31,625 I don't have class for, like, a week, so… maybe I just stay here. 354 00:17:31,708 --> 00:17:34,708 And then I go next semester or something like that? 355 00:17:34,791 --> 00:17:36,875 Honey, honey, you're spiraling. 356 00:17:36,958 --> 00:17:38,541 It's gonna be amazing. 357 00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:41,208 Yeah, but what if I don't make any friends? 358 00:17:41,708 --> 00:17:43,375 You will make friends. 359 00:17:43,458 --> 00:17:45,000 If you don't, fuck 'em. 360 00:17:45,083 --> 00:17:47,708 Yeah, and let Slowpoke watch you fuck 'em. 361 00:17:48,291 --> 00:17:49,958 -Unnecessary. -Don't do that! 362 00:17:50,041 --> 00:17:51,666 -What? He's a pervert. -You're the pervert! 363 00:17:51,750 --> 00:17:52,750 That's so gross. 364 00:17:52,833 --> 00:17:55,416 -He's a family friend, but he's a pervert. -Don't tell your friends. 365 00:18:08,083 --> 00:18:12,583 Nobody knows 366 00:18:13,666 --> 00:18:16,875 Why we keep trying 367 00:18:16,958 --> 00:18:20,041 Why we keep trying 368 00:18:20,125 --> 00:18:25,208 And so on it goes… 369 00:18:25,708 --> 00:18:27,958 Oh my God. Um… 370 00:18:28,458 --> 00:18:29,625 Just be careful with that. 371 00:18:29,708 --> 00:18:31,083 -Hi. Welcome. -Hi. 372 00:18:31,166 --> 00:18:33,250 -I got it. Don't worry. -Okay. Okay. 373 00:18:34,875 --> 00:18:37,208 Wow. You guys work very quick. 374 00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:49,000 A baby is born… 375 00:18:49,083 --> 00:18:52,500 -I'm gonna miss you. -You're gonna be okay. 376 00:18:52,583 --> 00:18:54,666 As a man lay dying 377 00:19:24,750 --> 00:19:27,500 -I can't believe we're roommates! -I can't believe it either! 378 00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:29,875 Very exciting. 379 00:19:29,958 --> 00:19:31,500 -Hi. -You scared me. 380 00:19:32,375 --> 00:19:34,916 -We have a fucking pink toilet. -Um… 381 00:19:35,416 --> 00:19:36,916 Did you see the toilet? 382 00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:39,916 -Oh my God, it's beautiful. -Look at it. 383 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,416 It's a pink toilet! It's a pink toilet! 384 00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:45,375 It's a pink toilet! 385 00:19:45,458 --> 00:19:49,291 You've expressed explicitly 386 00:19:49,375 --> 00:19:53,750 Your contempt for matrimony 387 00:19:54,333 --> 00:19:57,375 You've student loans to pay… 388 00:19:57,458 --> 00:20:00,458 Everything you need to know about me is in these four posters. 389 00:20:00,541 --> 00:20:02,250 Really? Good to know. 390 00:20:02,333 --> 00:20:06,541 We spend our days locked in a room 391 00:20:06,625 --> 00:20:10,333 Content inside a bubble 392 00:20:10,416 --> 00:20:12,750 By the way, you can put whatever you want in the mini-fridge. 393 00:20:12,833 --> 00:20:14,166 It's, like, both of ours. 394 00:20:14,250 --> 00:20:17,250 Your dad's mini-fridge. 395 00:20:17,333 --> 00:20:20,541 I wonder what else Dad's getting us this year. 396 00:20:22,833 --> 00:20:25,416 This will be my kombucha palace. 397 00:20:28,916 --> 00:20:30,416 Those are really pretty. 398 00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:32,625 Ugh. No, my mom made them. 399 00:20:33,125 --> 00:20:35,416 Wait, no, we… we should have 'em out. 400 00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:38,291 Yeah, great. 401 00:20:38,791 --> 00:20:41,875 You know what would be my worst nightmare? 402 00:20:41,958 --> 00:20:42,958 What? 403 00:20:43,041 --> 00:20:44,208 If you had shown up 404 00:20:44,291 --> 00:20:46,875 and immediately started stringing hundreds of tiny Polaroids. 405 00:20:46,958 --> 00:20:49,041 -You know? -Yes, with the twinkly lights. 406 00:20:49,125 --> 00:20:51,250 So desperate. Like, okay, you have friends. 407 00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:53,875 You don't need an entire shrine to them in your dorm room. 408 00:20:53,958 --> 00:20:56,500 And it's… it's also low-key a fire hazard. 409 00:20:57,583 --> 00:20:59,083 Okay, Smokey the Bear. 410 00:20:59,166 --> 00:21:00,625 Such a good point. 411 00:21:01,125 --> 00:21:04,916 Oh my God, what an ugly dog! 412 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:08,791 -Fuck you, man. -That is crazy. 413 00:21:08,875 --> 00:21:12,625 Um… what time do you typically go to bed? 414 00:21:12,708 --> 00:21:15,625 -Top five baby stand-ups… -Um, like, 3:00 a.m. 415 00:21:16,583 --> 00:21:17,500 You? 416 00:21:18,958 --> 00:21:20,375 I kinda go to bed now. 417 00:21:20,458 --> 00:21:25,458 You didn't do a very good job because I got in the motherf***ing house! 418 00:21:25,541 --> 00:21:28,125 Is that okay… if I go to bed now? 419 00:21:28,208 --> 00:21:31,041 Spin the bottle, cousin edition! 420 00:21:31,125 --> 00:21:32,333 Thank you. 421 00:21:36,291 --> 00:21:39,708 -Oh my God. -Back up. Put it in reverse! 422 00:21:39,791 --> 00:21:42,208 Oh Lord! Lord Jesus! 423 00:21:42,291 --> 00:21:43,666 Oh Lor… 424 00:21:43,750 --> 00:21:45,250 Hospital pranks! 425 00:21:45,833 --> 00:21:49,000 Oh, fuck! What the hell? What the fuck is… 426 00:21:49,083 --> 00:21:51,125 Watch me eat shrimp and jump on a trampoline. 427 00:21:51,208 --> 00:21:53,958 Do you mind if you turn your light off, if that's possible? 428 00:21:54,458 --> 00:21:55,291 Yeah. 429 00:21:55,375 --> 00:21:58,416 You ever think there's at least one person jacking off right now? 430 00:21:58,500 --> 00:22:00,916 -My bad. -I do, but I don't mind… 431 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,541 -724. Can I get an "Oh yeah"? -Good night, Devon. 432 00:22:03,625 --> 00:22:04,791 Have a nice sleep. 433 00:22:04,875 --> 00:22:07,541 Seven things from Sephora that are easy to shoplift. 434 00:22:07,625 --> 00:22:11,416 Gaslighting is bad, unless the person you're gaslighting is a… 435 00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:13,500 Seven minutes of crazy animal sounds. 436 00:22:21,583 --> 00:22:22,541 Did you sleep okay? 437 00:22:22,625 --> 00:22:24,625 Yeah, not bad. How about you? 438 00:22:25,333 --> 00:22:27,666 I don't know. I feel like we need blackout curtains. 439 00:22:27,750 --> 00:22:28,958 I just said that! 440 00:22:30,375 --> 00:22:31,333 Oh, hi. 441 00:22:31,416 --> 00:22:34,750 I'm Amber. Um… I guess we're neighbors. 442 00:22:34,833 --> 00:22:36,750 I'm really sorry we were kinda loud last night. 443 00:22:36,833 --> 00:22:39,541 I was trying to put up a shelf, and Olivia was-- 444 00:22:39,625 --> 00:22:42,875 -I'm practicing for fall auditions, so… -Yeah. 445 00:22:42,958 --> 00:22:45,333 -I'm Celeste. This is Devon. -Hi. 446 00:22:45,416 --> 00:22:47,125 You guys wanna see our room? 447 00:22:50,958 --> 00:22:52,000 It's cute. 448 00:22:52,083 --> 00:22:54,791 Mm… mm… 449 00:22:54,875 --> 00:22:57,333 -Told you this shit was stupid. -Hey, it's fine. 450 00:22:58,625 --> 00:22:59,958 -Excuse me. Sorry. -Hi. 451 00:23:00,041 --> 00:23:02,416 Hi. Do you know how to get to the lower dining hall? 452 00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:05,000 Yeah, it's just right there. It closes at 11. 453 00:23:05,083 --> 00:23:08,416 -Wait, what time is it now? -It's, uh… 10:58. 454 00:23:08,500 --> 00:23:09,541 Shit. Okay. 455 00:23:09,625 --> 00:23:11,541 Go! Run! 456 00:23:11,625 --> 00:23:13,625 -Guys, go! -I'm going! I'm going! 457 00:23:13,708 --> 00:23:16,041 -We need bacon! -Don't take it away! 458 00:23:16,125 --> 00:23:17,833 Give me eggs! Give me eggs! 459 00:23:18,333 --> 00:23:19,833 Give me the eggs! 460 00:23:19,916 --> 00:23:22,541 -Help! -Wait. 461 00:23:22,625 --> 00:23:24,750 Let's go, ladies. Come on. 462 00:23:25,875 --> 00:23:27,166 Did you get the bacon? 463 00:23:27,250 --> 00:23:29,166 Can we talk registration? 464 00:23:29,250 --> 00:23:30,791 'Cause I'm a premed student, 465 00:23:30,875 --> 00:23:34,083 and I need a class I can, like, disassociate through. 466 00:23:34,166 --> 00:23:36,666 Yeah, I think I've heard Poetry in America is easy. 467 00:23:36,750 --> 00:23:39,125 Easy? I'm in. Let's do it. 468 00:23:39,208 --> 00:23:40,416 I love poets. 469 00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:43,208 They all commit suicide in the craziest ways. 470 00:23:43,750 --> 00:23:47,041 -Okay. -Celeste, we missed you last night. 471 00:23:47,125 --> 00:23:49,166 We were at, like, 12 different guys's rooms. 472 00:23:49,250 --> 00:23:50,708 It was random but fun. 473 00:23:51,416 --> 00:23:53,208 -Wow. -So what's up with tonight? 474 00:23:53,291 --> 00:23:54,791 -Are we goin' out? -I don't know. 475 00:23:54,875 --> 00:23:57,458 I have to check with my social director. 476 00:23:57,541 --> 00:23:58,875 Do we wanna go out? 477 00:24:03,458 --> 00:24:06,833 Yeah, yeah, we're definitely going out tonight. 478 00:24:09,708 --> 00:24:13,375 What are you thinking of wearing tonight? I don't really know what the vibe is. 479 00:24:13,458 --> 00:24:14,708 -Do I wear-- -I know. 480 00:24:14,791 --> 00:24:17,708 Hey, Patterson, can I call you back? I'm with my roommate. 481 00:24:18,208 --> 00:24:20,125 -Okay. Bye. -Were you on the phone? 482 00:24:20,208 --> 00:24:22,416 -You don't have to hang up. -No, it was just my therapist. 483 00:24:22,500 --> 00:24:24,916 We were at final thoughts anyway. He's my crutch. 484 00:24:26,458 --> 00:24:28,791 Wow, you guys talk a lot. That's great. 485 00:24:28,875 --> 00:24:31,041 Yeah, I have a lot of family stuff. 486 00:24:31,625 --> 00:24:35,333 My dad was a janitor at my high school, so it was kind of loaded. 487 00:24:35,416 --> 00:24:37,375 Coming! 488 00:24:38,125 --> 00:24:41,083 I want to feel it… 489 00:24:41,583 --> 00:24:43,250 Hey, Kyle from Instacart. 490 00:24:43,333 --> 00:24:45,916 Thank you, stud. You get five stars just for being hot. 491 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,666 I'm actually gay, so… 492 00:24:48,250 --> 00:24:50,666 All right, uh, blackout curtains are here. 493 00:24:50,750 --> 00:24:52,625 And a bunch of other shit. 494 00:24:53,166 --> 00:24:56,666 Don't mind me while… 495 00:24:56,750 --> 00:24:58,458 What's your Venmo? I'll split this. 496 00:24:58,541 --> 00:24:59,875 We're roommates. 497 00:24:59,958 --> 00:25:02,333 We can't be counting who owes who what. 498 00:25:02,416 --> 00:25:05,791 Besides, we're in the same boat. Drowning in student loans. 499 00:25:07,625 --> 00:25:09,791 Wait, Devon. 500 00:25:10,291 --> 00:25:12,666 Do your parents pay your full tuition? 501 00:25:12,750 --> 00:25:16,083 -Is that bad? -No, just must be nice. 502 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,625 Well, I mean, I worked all summer at Wetzel's Pretzels, 503 00:25:20,708 --> 00:25:24,666 and my mom and dad make me pay for books and gas and stuff. 504 00:25:25,375 --> 00:25:28,291 I love this smokey eye. Can I do one thing? 505 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:30,208 Uh, sure. 506 00:25:31,625 --> 00:25:37,833 Slide-tackling my mind… 507 00:25:37,916 --> 00:25:40,250 Yeah. You got big-ass lips. 508 00:25:40,333 --> 00:25:42,416 -Might as well line that shit. -Oh my God. 509 00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:44,583 -It looks fire. -Thank you. 510 00:25:44,666 --> 00:25:46,416 2511! 511 00:25:48,125 --> 00:25:51,291 Friday pregame! Who wants a shot? 512 00:25:51,375 --> 00:25:52,625 -Me! -All right. 513 00:25:52,708 --> 00:25:54,875 -Pregame! -Starting at 6:30. 514 00:25:54,958 --> 00:25:55,958 -Oh yeah. -Okay. 515 00:25:56,041 --> 00:25:58,583 Aw, is this about to be Devon's Core Four? 516 00:25:58,666 --> 00:26:02,125 Maybe. So, the girls went out that night to-- 517 00:26:02,208 --> 00:26:05,166 -Senior row. -Literally our first weekend. 518 00:26:05,250 --> 00:26:07,375 I feel like our night there was kind of a bust though. 519 00:26:07,458 --> 00:26:10,041 Oh my God. You think everything sucks. 520 00:26:10,125 --> 00:26:12,125 We went to go get pizza at Chi-Chi's. 521 00:26:12,208 --> 00:26:14,416 Yeah, we thought we were sitting next to CeeLo Green, 522 00:26:14,500 --> 00:26:17,333 but it turned out to be a fat gay guy wearing a cape. 523 00:26:17,416 --> 00:26:20,291 Anyways, the girls went out that night, 524 00:26:20,375 --> 00:26:24,250 each curating their individual looks. 525 00:26:24,333 --> 00:26:26,000 Seriously? 526 00:26:26,625 --> 00:26:27,458 Hi. 527 00:26:27,958 --> 00:26:29,666 I'm going to a party, baby. 528 00:26:30,166 --> 00:26:32,541 No, I don't know how many guys are gonna be there. 529 00:26:32,625 --> 00:26:34,791 Sorry, it's my boyfriend again. 530 00:26:35,750 --> 00:26:38,333 What the heck is going on? Why can't we get in anywhere? 531 00:26:38,416 --> 00:26:40,291 It's because we're freshmen. 532 00:26:40,375 --> 00:26:42,958 Senior girls feel threatened by us. 533 00:26:43,041 --> 00:26:45,916 My thing is, like, we're not gonna hook up with your boyfriends, okay? 534 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,375 So just let us have your alcohol. What is… 535 00:26:48,458 --> 00:26:50,833 -What are you doing? -What is this? 536 00:26:50,916 --> 00:26:55,208 I don't want you to just stay in your room, babe, 'cause that's sad. 537 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:59,333 Okay, yeah, I'll send you a pic from the bathroom, I guess. 538 00:26:59,916 --> 00:27:01,458 Jesus Christ. 539 00:27:01,541 --> 00:27:03,791 Again, it's, like, not ever ending. 540 00:27:04,375 --> 00:27:06,041 -What? What? -What? Oh. 541 00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:09,250 Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 542 00:27:09,333 --> 00:27:12,875 This is a closed party. Club Ultimate Frisbee members only. 543 00:27:12,958 --> 00:27:15,083 Well, that's perfect. We've been meaning to join. 544 00:27:15,166 --> 00:27:17,708 Uh… Yeah, totally. Love Frisbee. 545 00:27:17,791 --> 00:27:20,458 -It's the ultimate. -I was on my high-school club team. 546 00:27:20,541 --> 00:27:22,583 Oh, y'all can flick it. 547 00:27:22,666 --> 00:27:24,333 Then, ladies, come on in. 548 00:27:25,083 --> 00:27:26,333 See you at practice. 549 00:27:26,416 --> 00:27:27,666 Legend! 550 00:27:27,750 --> 00:27:29,791 6:30 a.m. on Sundays, 551 00:27:29,875 --> 00:27:31,208 so… be there. 552 00:27:32,708 --> 00:27:34,125 No. 553 00:27:34,208 --> 00:27:36,333 I typed a text to a girl I used to see 554 00:27:36,416 --> 00:27:39,458 Sayin' that I chose this cutie-pie With whom I wanna be 555 00:27:39,541 --> 00:27:42,458 And I apologize If this message gets you down 556 00:27:42,541 --> 00:27:45,791 Then I CC'ed every girl That I'd see-see round town 557 00:27:45,875 --> 00:27:48,916 Hate to see y'all frown But I'd rather see her smilin' 558 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,958 Wetness all around me, true But I'm no island 559 00:27:52,041 --> 00:27:55,000 Peninsula maybe Makes no sense, I know crazy… 560 00:27:55,666 --> 00:27:56,625 Holy shit! 561 00:27:57,416 --> 00:27:58,583 We should take a photo. 562 00:27:58,666 --> 00:28:00,833 -Yes, yes, yes, yes! -Thank you. 563 00:28:01,333 --> 00:28:04,208 Drive a Kompressor Top-notch hos get the… 564 00:28:04,291 --> 00:28:05,375 -Cute! -Cute. 565 00:28:05,458 --> 00:28:07,416 -Will you take one of just me and Dev? -Mm-hmm. 566 00:28:07,916 --> 00:28:10,083 -Go, go, go! -Yeah. 567 00:28:10,166 --> 00:28:12,208 You look really cute. 568 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,541 -Cute! -Cute! 569 00:28:14,625 --> 00:28:16,125 -Really cute! -Send it to me. 570 00:28:16,208 --> 00:28:17,541 -I will. -Send it to me. 571 00:28:18,208 --> 00:28:20,208 Smashed up the gray one… 572 00:28:20,291 --> 00:28:22,708 Yeah, shake that! Yeah. 573 00:28:22,791 --> 00:28:24,416 Hit the parkin' lot, we turn heads 574 00:28:24,500 --> 00:28:27,541 Some hos wanna choose But them bitches too scary 575 00:28:27,625 --> 00:28:31,041 Your bitch chose me You ain't a pimp, you a fairy 576 00:28:31,125 --> 00:28:34,125 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh oh oh-oh 577 00:28:34,208 --> 00:28:39,625 -Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh oh oh-oh -I choose you, girl 578 00:28:39,708 --> 00:28:41,250 Yeah… 579 00:28:41,333 --> 00:28:43,041 Woo-hoo! 580 00:28:43,125 --> 00:28:45,833 Baby, you been rollin' solo Time to get down with the team 581 00:28:45,916 --> 00:28:47,291 The grass is greener… 582 00:28:47,375 --> 00:28:48,208 Hi. 583 00:28:48,958 --> 00:28:49,958 I got you. 584 00:28:50,875 --> 00:28:53,041 Oh! 585 00:28:53,125 --> 00:28:55,083 Oh my God. Take it, take it! 586 00:28:55,583 --> 00:28:57,083 Oh my God! 587 00:28:57,166 --> 00:28:58,500 That ain't my style 588 00:28:58,583 --> 00:29:01,500 Need a real street stalker To walk a green mile 589 00:29:01,583 --> 00:29:02,875 We pilin' up the paper… 590 00:29:02,958 --> 00:29:04,583 Oh 591 00:29:04,666 --> 00:29:08,166 Honey, I need you round 592 00:29:08,250 --> 00:29:09,750 I know 593 00:29:10,250 --> 00:29:12,041 I know 594 00:29:12,125 --> 00:29:14,250 Just motherfucking kiss! 595 00:29:14,333 --> 00:29:19,708 Oh, oh, oh 596 00:29:19,791 --> 00:29:22,125 Honey, I need you round… 597 00:29:22,208 --> 00:29:23,375 Oh, I would not use that. 598 00:29:23,458 --> 00:29:25,625 The Brita has been in there since, like, last year. 599 00:29:25,708 --> 00:29:26,791 Thank you. 600 00:29:30,416 --> 00:29:31,583 What do I smell? 601 00:29:34,083 --> 00:29:35,333 Does it smell good or bad? 602 00:29:35,416 --> 00:29:36,666 I'm not sure. 603 00:29:38,208 --> 00:29:39,291 This is paella. 604 00:29:39,791 --> 00:29:43,375 Got obsessed with it when I lived in Spain and been craving it ever since I got back. 605 00:29:43,458 --> 00:29:44,750 Mm. 606 00:29:44,833 --> 00:29:47,708 -You wanna try some? -Uh, yeah, yeah, sure. 607 00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:54,750 Oh my God! 608 00:29:55,333 --> 00:29:56,333 It's really spicy. 609 00:29:57,375 --> 00:29:58,666 -It's bad. Yeah. -Yeah. 610 00:29:58,750 --> 00:29:59,791 -It's hot. -It's not good. 611 00:29:59,875 --> 00:30:03,541 I'm sorry. All we have is salt, onion powder, and red chili flakes. 612 00:30:04,125 --> 00:30:05,208 When were you in Spain? 613 00:30:05,291 --> 00:30:06,750 Last semester. 614 00:30:06,833 --> 00:30:09,250 I was doing a Gaudi seminar in Barcelona. 615 00:30:09,333 --> 00:30:11,083 Wait, are you an architecture major? 616 00:30:11,166 --> 00:30:12,666 -Yeah. -Me too! 617 00:30:12,750 --> 00:30:14,583 Or… I will be when classes start. 618 00:30:14,666 --> 00:30:16,791 Oh, you're a freshman. 619 00:30:16,875 --> 00:30:18,375 Yeah. Yeah. 620 00:30:18,458 --> 00:30:19,666 Freshman Devon. 621 00:30:20,500 --> 00:30:24,250 I mean, I am a freshman, and my name is Devon. 622 00:30:24,958 --> 00:30:26,625 Okay, we're up next for beer pong, 623 00:30:26,708 --> 00:30:28,875 and I gotta be honest, I'm really bad. Ow! 624 00:30:28,958 --> 00:30:31,125 -Who are you? -Uh, Michael. 625 00:30:31,208 --> 00:30:35,041 Michael, I'm watching you. You fuck with her, you fuck with me. 626 00:30:35,625 --> 00:30:36,708 Copy that. 627 00:30:36,791 --> 00:30:39,416 -No, she's just drunk. No. -Woo-hoo! 628 00:30:43,708 --> 00:30:46,166 Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink! 629 00:30:46,250 --> 00:30:48,416 Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink! 630 00:30:48,500 --> 00:30:50,250 Drink, drink, drink, drink! 631 00:30:51,291 --> 00:30:52,875 We're never gonna die! 632 00:30:54,416 --> 00:30:55,833 Ah! 633 00:30:55,916 --> 00:30:57,166 You okay? 634 00:30:59,083 --> 00:31:03,208 So that guy was just, like, making rice in the middle of a party? 635 00:31:03,291 --> 00:31:06,541 First I thought it was sad, but then I realized it was definitely sad. 636 00:31:06,625 --> 00:31:08,666 -Yeah. -Senior though. 637 00:31:09,416 --> 00:31:11,583 -I don't mind that part. -Oh my God. 638 00:31:11,666 --> 00:31:13,666 It's 'cause your boyfriend's in 12th grade. 639 00:31:13,750 --> 00:31:14,958 Love of my life. 640 00:31:15,041 --> 00:31:18,708 Older guys always like younger girls. It's fucking gross. 641 00:31:19,500 --> 00:31:20,958 I think he's only 21. 642 00:31:21,458 --> 00:31:24,500 Oh, well then, that's whatever, then. I'm 20. 643 00:31:25,125 --> 00:31:26,125 You're 20? 644 00:31:26,208 --> 00:31:31,000 What? I went to USC for a little bit, and then I bailed out to do a gap year. 645 00:31:31,083 --> 00:31:33,500 More like thigh-gap year. 646 00:31:33,583 --> 00:31:36,041 I'm sorry. I'm trying wordplay. It's not working. 647 00:31:36,125 --> 00:31:40,833 It's insane that that's what you think wordplay is! 648 00:31:40,916 --> 00:31:43,375 Okay. Oh my God, I'm too hungover, and I'm still concussed. 649 00:31:43,458 --> 00:31:45,750 You're not concussed. You're just stupid. 650 00:31:45,833 --> 00:31:48,333 I need you to learn how to drink before we go to Panama City 651 00:31:48,416 --> 00:31:50,625 because I'm not gonna babysit your ass out there. 652 00:31:50,708 --> 00:31:52,666 Wait, when are you guys going to Panama City? 653 00:31:52,750 --> 00:31:55,083 Spring break. You guys should come! 654 00:31:55,166 --> 00:31:57,250 You should, but you have to buy tickets right now. 655 00:31:57,333 --> 00:31:58,208 For April? 656 00:31:58,291 --> 00:32:00,291 Everyone from Walton goes. 657 00:32:00,375 --> 00:32:01,958 -It sells out, like, immediately. -Yeah. 658 00:32:02,041 --> 00:32:04,791 -I'm gonna send you the link right now. -I'm down. 659 00:32:04,875 --> 00:32:06,666 I mean, I don't have my card on me, 660 00:32:06,750 --> 00:32:09,958 but if you book the flights and stuff, I'll Venmo you. 661 00:32:10,458 --> 00:32:13,500 -You have to do it today. -You should do it right now. 662 00:32:13,583 --> 00:32:16,625 -You're gonna pay me back, right? -Oh my… 663 00:32:16,708 --> 00:32:18,875 Oh my God, shut up. Just buy it. Please, please, please! 664 00:32:18,958 --> 00:32:21,458 -Please! Mommy! -Come on! 665 00:32:21,541 --> 00:32:23,041 Oh my God, just do it! 666 00:32:23,125 --> 00:32:25,375 Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida! 667 00:32:25,458 --> 00:32:27,166 Florida, Florida! 668 00:32:28,208 --> 00:32:29,583 I'm still drunk. 669 00:32:30,083 --> 00:32:32,166 -Let's do it. -Yeah! 670 00:32:32,250 --> 00:32:34,916 -We're actually all going to Panama City? -Yes! 671 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:38,333 I'm so gonna make Devon get a tattoo there! 672 00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:41,083 I'm not doing that. 673 00:32:43,375 --> 00:32:45,125 -Yeah, all of this, yeah. -I know. 674 00:32:47,750 --> 00:32:49,500 Good morning, everyone. 675 00:32:49,583 --> 00:32:52,541 -How are we? -Good. 676 00:32:52,625 --> 00:32:53,875 That good, huh? 677 00:32:54,375 --> 00:32:57,250 Okay, show of hands, who completed the assignment for the first day? 678 00:32:57,333 --> 00:32:59,875 I see the models of your favorite buildings. Good. 679 00:32:59,958 --> 00:33:01,875 And who did not? 680 00:33:04,208 --> 00:33:05,416 And why didn't you? 681 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,291 Uh, just because the first line of the syllabus said 682 00:33:08,375 --> 00:33:10,000 to read the whole syllabus, 683 00:33:10,083 --> 00:33:13,250 and the last line said to disregard all assignments for the first day. 684 00:33:13,833 --> 00:33:18,333 Yes! First rule of structural design, read the fucking syllabus! 685 00:33:18,416 --> 00:33:20,833 For those who did make models, will they be graded? 686 00:33:20,916 --> 00:33:22,458 They will not. 687 00:33:22,958 --> 00:33:24,125 And you should be glad. 688 00:33:25,916 --> 00:33:28,833 Everybody, back there is your section TA, Michael. 689 00:33:28,916 --> 00:33:31,291 If you are ever getting the urge to email me, 690 00:33:31,375 --> 00:33:33,125 email Michael instead. 691 00:33:33,208 --> 00:33:37,250 My office hours are Friday from two to four, but email me whenever. 692 00:33:37,333 --> 00:33:40,791 I live for your long-winded excuses written by ChatGPT. 693 00:33:43,041 --> 00:33:46,333 He's her TA? This could go so good or so bad. 694 00:33:46,416 --> 00:33:48,958 But they can't do anything. The power dynamics are off. 695 00:33:49,041 --> 00:33:51,958 Girl, bye. He's still a student. It's totally fine. 696 00:33:53,208 --> 00:33:54,833 So did she get that TA dick? 697 00:33:54,916 --> 00:33:57,958 I'll tell you more about their burgeoning romance outside. 698 00:33:58,041 --> 00:34:02,375 Gotta take Melissa for her walk. I see her tushy hole is throbbing. 699 00:34:02,458 --> 00:34:03,458 Ew! 700 00:34:14,833 --> 00:34:16,500 What molecule carries genetic information? 701 00:34:16,583 --> 00:34:18,000 -Nucleus. -No. 702 00:34:18,083 --> 00:34:19,833 What type of blood cells fight infection? 703 00:34:19,916 --> 00:34:21,166 -Nucleus. -No. 704 00:34:24,833 --> 00:34:26,041 Ugh, I feel like shit. 705 00:34:26,625 --> 00:34:29,583 -Why don't you go to our room and sleep? -I can't. 706 00:34:29,666 --> 00:34:32,750 I have a paper on the history of denim due tomorrow. 707 00:34:33,750 --> 00:34:35,208 How much do you have written? 708 00:34:35,833 --> 00:34:36,875 None. 709 00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:47,291 I'll do it. You just… you go rest. 710 00:34:47,375 --> 00:34:50,041 Don't you have your design midterm due tomorrow? 711 00:34:50,125 --> 00:34:54,166 No, it's done. It's on my desk. I just have to study for art history now. 712 00:34:55,291 --> 00:34:56,416 Okay. 713 00:34:57,041 --> 00:34:59,083 -Thank you. -Mm-hmm. 714 00:34:59,166 --> 00:35:02,250 I promise I'll make it up to you, my little genius. 715 00:35:03,541 --> 00:35:04,958 If I were you, 716 00:35:05,666 --> 00:35:08,083 I would not sleep in our dorm tonight. 717 00:35:09,208 --> 00:35:11,541 You do not wanna get what I have, trust me. 718 00:35:14,208 --> 00:35:16,625 Girl, cover your mouth. 719 00:36:01,750 --> 00:36:02,583 Hello. 720 00:36:04,708 --> 00:36:06,291 -Bro, what the fuck? -Yo! 721 00:36:06,375 --> 00:36:07,291 We studying. 722 00:36:07,375 --> 00:36:09,125 I'm sorry. 723 00:36:10,083 --> 00:36:12,583 -You wanna meet me outside? -Yeah. 724 00:36:13,250 --> 00:36:14,250 Okay. 725 00:36:20,125 --> 00:36:23,333 -How did you get my number? -I, uh… The class contact form. 726 00:36:23,416 --> 00:36:26,541 I'm sorry if that was weird, by the way. I was trying to be funny. 727 00:36:26,625 --> 00:36:28,416 -It was very weird. -Yeah. 728 00:36:28,500 --> 00:36:29,500 But I liked it. 729 00:36:32,041 --> 00:36:34,125 -Which way are you headed? -Back to Addison. 730 00:36:34,208 --> 00:36:35,708 Oh, honors dorm. 731 00:36:35,791 --> 00:36:37,833 The only dorm on campus with your own bathroom. 732 00:36:38,333 --> 00:36:41,250 Yes, living the dream, pooing in my own room. 733 00:36:41,333 --> 00:36:43,250 Yep. 734 00:36:43,333 --> 00:36:44,958 -Yeah. -Awesome. 735 00:36:45,458 --> 00:36:48,291 So what got Freshman Devon into architecture, anyways? 736 00:36:48,375 --> 00:36:51,250 Actually, my grandma Gigi lives in a Frank Lloyd Wright house. 737 00:36:51,333 --> 00:36:52,541 -What? -Yeah. 738 00:36:52,625 --> 00:36:54,000 No freakin' way! 739 00:36:54,500 --> 00:36:56,583 Technically, Marion Mahony Griffin designed it. 740 00:36:56,666 --> 00:36:59,500 -She was a draftsman at his firm. -Yeah, I know who she is. 741 00:36:59,583 --> 00:37:01,083 That's maybe even cooler. 742 00:37:01,958 --> 00:37:03,750 I think I wanna visit Gigi. 743 00:37:04,250 --> 00:37:05,416 Well, she loves visitors. 744 00:37:05,500 --> 00:37:07,791 She'll make you Negronis and ask you to dance with her. 745 00:37:07,875 --> 00:37:10,583 Okay. I'm all in on Gigi. 746 00:37:11,250 --> 00:37:13,791 But I have to warn you, if she kisses you on the cheek, 747 00:37:13,875 --> 00:37:15,291 it's never gonna come off. 748 00:37:15,375 --> 00:37:16,791 Damn. 749 00:37:16,875 --> 00:37:18,166 Gigi sounds like my type. 750 00:37:18,666 --> 00:37:20,666 -Well, she's single. -Okay. 751 00:37:33,583 --> 00:37:35,500 Hey, Celeste. I brought you soup and a Pedia-- 752 00:37:40,083 --> 00:37:42,708 Hey, you're in my poetry class. 753 00:37:47,708 --> 00:37:48,875 Oh my God. 754 00:37:48,958 --> 00:37:51,458 You know, I kinda went down on you, but you-- 755 00:37:51,541 --> 00:37:53,958 -Get the fuck out. -All right. 756 00:37:58,166 --> 00:37:59,625 I'm Theo, by the way. 757 00:38:01,666 --> 00:38:03,291 I'll see you in class. 758 00:38:05,333 --> 00:38:07,333 Ooh. 759 00:38:07,833 --> 00:38:10,375 I pushed the beds together because he was a wrestler. 760 00:38:10,458 --> 00:38:14,000 -He was, like, kinda huge. -Yeah, I thought you were sick. 761 00:38:14,583 --> 00:38:17,250 I think it was just allergies. I tried calling you. 762 00:38:21,875 --> 00:38:23,166 Okay. Um… 763 00:38:25,791 --> 00:38:27,000 Here's your paper. 764 00:38:27,625 --> 00:38:29,291 Oh, thank you. 765 00:38:30,875 --> 00:38:34,291 You mind emailing it to me too? I might wanna make a couple tweaks. 766 00:38:35,041 --> 00:38:36,875 Yeah. Sure. 767 00:38:46,166 --> 00:38:47,750 Did we break your thing? 768 00:38:48,750 --> 00:38:49,583 Yeah. 769 00:38:50,291 --> 00:38:51,250 I'll figure it out. 770 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,625 -Who's calling? -Devon. 771 00:39:12,708 --> 00:39:13,583 Oh. 772 00:39:14,666 --> 00:39:16,041 -Hi. -Hi, honey. 773 00:39:16,625 --> 00:39:18,166 Where are you? It looks dangerous. 774 00:39:18,250 --> 00:39:21,583 What? I'm in the laundry room. I'm just washing my sheets. 775 00:39:21,666 --> 00:39:23,125 What's wrong? What's going on? 776 00:39:24,333 --> 00:39:27,583 -It's just Celeste. She's so annoying. -I thought you liked her. 777 00:39:27,666 --> 00:39:29,583 -What do you mean? -She just… 778 00:39:30,166 --> 00:39:33,083 I offered to help her with her paper because she said she was sick, 779 00:39:33,166 --> 00:39:35,875 and when I got home, she was randomly way better. 780 00:39:35,958 --> 00:39:38,583 Hey, sweetheart, we don't do other people's schoolwork. 781 00:39:38,666 --> 00:39:40,750 Oh my God, Dad, you're missing the point. 782 00:39:40,833 --> 00:39:42,125 Okay? I'm gonna go. 783 00:39:42,208 --> 00:39:43,708 -Babe. -No! Don't go. 784 00:39:43,791 --> 00:39:45,041 Let's talk about it. 785 00:39:45,125 --> 00:39:47,791 Let us know, what's she doing to you, sweetie? 786 00:39:48,500 --> 00:39:51,958 My entire mini-fridge is full of her stinky kombucha bottles. 787 00:39:52,041 --> 00:39:54,208 She doesn't clean the bathroom ever. 788 00:39:54,291 --> 00:39:57,208 She borrowed my new hoodie, and I hadn't even taken the price tag off. 789 00:39:57,291 --> 00:39:59,708 -Mm-hmm. -But, Dev… Okay. Uh… 790 00:39:59,791 --> 00:40:03,083 Have you tried… talking to her? 791 00:40:03,666 --> 00:40:05,875 What? No. That would be so weird. 792 00:40:05,958 --> 00:40:09,791 Hey, sweetheart, look, we don't talk about people. 793 00:40:09,875 --> 00:40:11,583 We talk to them, okay? 794 00:40:11,666 --> 00:40:12,958 -Right. -Understand? 795 00:40:13,041 --> 00:40:14,416 Dad, it's a FaceTime. 796 00:40:14,500 --> 00:40:16,125 Take it away from your ear. 797 00:40:16,208 --> 00:40:19,208 -Ah! -He thought it was an EarTime, honey. 798 00:40:19,291 --> 00:40:21,833 -It's fine. -I just miss you guys. 799 00:40:21,916 --> 00:40:22,833 We miss you too. 800 00:40:22,916 --> 00:40:25,333 We miss you too, and you are coming home, okay? 801 00:40:25,416 --> 00:40:27,416 -Thanksgiving is a few weeks away. -Okay. 802 00:40:27,500 --> 00:40:31,208 While we're talking about travel, I did see a charge for $4,000 803 00:40:31,291 --> 00:40:34,583 for plane tickets on the emergency credit cards. 804 00:40:34,666 --> 00:40:36,708 Oh my God, I'm sorry. That's for spring break. 805 00:40:36,791 --> 00:40:38,666 I'll Venmo you once Celeste pays me back. 806 00:40:38,750 --> 00:40:41,208 Doesn't she have her own father to take advantage of? 807 00:40:41,291 --> 00:40:44,375 -Oh my God. -I can't believe there's machines open. 808 00:40:44,875 --> 00:40:47,125 -Hi. -That is nuts. Are you on FaceTime? 809 00:40:47,208 --> 00:40:49,333 Yeah, I'm on FaceTime with my parents. 810 00:40:49,416 --> 00:40:50,916 Oh my God! 811 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:53,541 Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad. I'm Celeste. 812 00:40:53,625 --> 00:40:55,208 -Hi, Celeste. -Hey, kiddo. 813 00:40:55,291 --> 00:41:00,416 Hey, your daughter is legitimately my favorite part about college. 814 00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:01,458 Aw. 815 00:41:01,541 --> 00:41:03,583 You know what? She says the same thing about you. 816 00:41:03,666 --> 00:41:05,416 -Doesn't she, honey? -She really does. 817 00:41:05,500 --> 00:41:07,916 Celeste, honey, what are you doing for the holidays? 818 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:09,750 Anything nice for Thanksgiving? 819 00:41:09,833 --> 00:41:15,208 Um… Probably stay on campus, um… because I have some family stuff going on. 820 00:41:15,291 --> 00:41:18,583 But it'll be good to catch up on some sleep. 821 00:41:18,666 --> 00:41:21,125 Wow. Sorry, my therapist is calling. 822 00:41:22,083 --> 00:41:23,958 -At midnight? -It was nice to meet you! 823 00:41:24,041 --> 00:41:26,416 Celeste, it's so nice to meet you, honey. 824 00:41:27,500 --> 00:41:29,458 -Devon? Dev? -Yeah? 825 00:41:29,541 --> 00:41:31,000 Invite her here. 826 00:41:31,083 --> 00:41:32,958 -What? No. -Dev. 827 00:41:33,041 --> 00:41:37,375 She's doing a shrink at midnight, okay? She looks like some sort of a vagabond. 828 00:41:37,458 --> 00:41:39,375 -Can you say gypsy anymore? -No. 829 00:41:39,458 --> 00:41:42,625 It's nice to have a friend. You like her, so just work it out. 830 00:41:42,708 --> 00:41:45,708 Did you not just hear what I said? I'm not inviting her. 831 00:41:45,791 --> 00:41:47,958 Invite her here. 832 00:41:51,708 --> 00:41:54,208 It won't stay 833 00:41:54,291 --> 00:41:57,125 But I'll talk to you Till it's gone again… 834 00:41:57,208 --> 00:42:00,875 Oh my God, I'm so happy to be off campus. 835 00:42:00,958 --> 00:42:02,458 Thank you, Dev. 836 00:42:02,541 --> 00:42:04,083 Yeah, it's gonna be fun. 837 00:42:04,583 --> 00:42:06,083 Um, also, 838 00:42:06,708 --> 00:42:11,833 I just wanted to say sorry about that night during midterms. 839 00:42:12,375 --> 00:42:16,666 You know, when you do something, then afterwards you realize, like, 840 00:42:17,166 --> 00:42:19,791 "Fuck, like, that was really stupid of me." 841 00:42:19,875 --> 00:42:21,458 No, it's all good. 842 00:42:21,541 --> 00:42:26,083 I just… I would appreciate if you didn't sit on guys' faces in my bed. 843 00:42:26,166 --> 00:42:29,750 That is an incredibly fair request. 844 00:42:29,833 --> 00:42:31,250 I can commit to that. 845 00:42:31,333 --> 00:42:33,791 I believe in you. 846 00:42:37,125 --> 00:42:39,500 Damn, you didn't tell me you were rich rich. 847 00:42:39,583 --> 00:42:41,541 We're not rich. We're, like, middle class. 848 00:42:41,625 --> 00:42:44,625 Why do rich people always like to say they're middle class? 849 00:42:44,708 --> 00:42:46,750 Hi! Aw. 850 00:42:46,833 --> 00:42:48,916 -Hi. -Did you grow? 851 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:50,291 -Maybe. -Are you taller? 852 00:42:50,375 --> 00:42:51,666 -Yes. -Hi, are we allowed to hug? 853 00:42:51,750 --> 00:42:53,458 -Yes. -I don't know what the… Okay. 854 00:42:53,958 --> 00:42:55,583 Okay, other rules, no shoes. 855 00:42:55,666 --> 00:42:57,166 -Get the cowboy boots off. -It's fine. 856 00:42:57,250 --> 00:42:59,791 Captain Buzzkill. Hi, girls. 857 00:42:59,875 --> 00:43:02,416 Celeste, it's whatever you want, baby. 858 00:43:02,500 --> 00:43:04,500 -Hi, Devon. -Hi, Mom. 859 00:43:05,500 --> 00:43:06,541 Hi. 860 00:43:07,625 --> 00:43:10,333 -You look so beautiful. -Welcome home, D-bag. 861 00:43:10,416 --> 00:43:11,583 -Hi. -Hi. 862 00:43:12,875 --> 00:43:13,791 -Hi. -Hi. 863 00:43:13,875 --> 00:43:15,208 -I'm Alex. -Hi. 864 00:43:15,291 --> 00:43:17,208 I can take your… Yeah. 865 00:43:17,291 --> 00:43:18,458 Look at this gentleman. 866 00:43:18,541 --> 00:43:20,000 -Chivalry's alive. -Yes. 867 00:43:20,083 --> 00:43:21,000 -Hi, honey. -Hi. 868 00:43:21,083 --> 00:43:23,000 -I'm so happy you're here. -Me too. 869 00:43:24,083 --> 00:43:27,125 Brian, we're gonna order sushi. You like sushi? 870 00:43:27,208 --> 00:43:28,333 -Yes, love sushi. -Yeah? 871 00:43:28,416 --> 00:43:30,125 -Okay, let's have some. -Okay. 872 00:43:31,250 --> 00:43:33,541 Whatever happened to fucking chicken fingers? 873 00:43:34,041 --> 00:43:35,833 No, let's get $200 of eel. 874 00:43:38,083 --> 00:43:41,625 If you wanted me to 875 00:43:42,625 --> 00:43:45,208 I'd dull them down for you… 876 00:43:45,291 --> 00:43:48,000 First place at the Montclair Junior Swim Meet? 877 00:43:48,083 --> 00:43:50,791 No. I actually came in last place, 878 00:43:50,875 --> 00:43:54,666 but my parents just made me that because they were proud I participated? 879 00:43:54,750 --> 00:43:57,500 Look at the inscription. It literally says, "Best try." 880 00:43:58,833 --> 00:44:01,958 Wow, your parents never wanted you to feel bad, did they? 881 00:44:02,041 --> 00:44:04,208 Oh, yeah. They love me. 882 00:44:04,708 --> 00:44:06,958 I feel like maybe too much sometimes. 883 00:44:08,583 --> 00:44:09,625 What are these? 884 00:44:09,708 --> 00:44:10,916 Oh my God. 885 00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:12,833 "I am more than my anxiety." 886 00:44:12,916 --> 00:44:15,750 No, they're just, like, little affirmations. 887 00:44:15,833 --> 00:44:18,541 No, you can put them up in our bathroom if you want. 888 00:44:19,041 --> 00:44:24,125 -No, I don't… I don't need them anymore. -Why? Do you… do you take something? 889 00:44:25,125 --> 00:44:27,375 Uh… I take Effexor. 890 00:44:27,458 --> 00:44:30,500 -Like, a super low dose though. -Why didn't you tell me? 891 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:32,666 I'm just kinda private about it. 892 00:44:32,750 --> 00:44:34,791 I told you about my therapist. 893 00:44:34,875 --> 00:44:37,791 No, I know that. I… I should've said something. 894 00:44:37,875 --> 00:44:39,708 I'm sorry. I don't know why. 895 00:44:39,791 --> 00:44:40,875 I'm sorry. It's fine. 896 00:44:40,958 --> 00:44:42,583 We're fine. It's okay. 897 00:44:43,916 --> 00:44:44,916 Yo, Celeste. 898 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:46,250 You play Catan? 899 00:44:47,125 --> 00:44:51,000 Uh, you know, I didn't really play board games 'cause I was always popular, 900 00:44:51,083 --> 00:44:52,541 but… what's Catan? 901 00:44:52,625 --> 00:44:56,041 It's actually, like, really fun. You build roads and settlements and stuff. 902 00:44:58,666 --> 00:45:00,125 Alex, can we think about it? 903 00:45:00,708 --> 00:45:02,000 Uh, yeah, sure. 904 00:45:04,416 --> 00:45:08,041 -So when did your brother come out? -Oh, he hasn't brought that up. 905 00:45:08,125 --> 00:45:10,041 Oh, okay. 906 00:45:11,583 --> 00:45:13,750 Well, we should go out tonight. 907 00:45:13,833 --> 00:45:16,500 After Catan? I mean, it's kind of a… it's a long game. 908 00:45:16,583 --> 00:45:19,833 -Uh, maybe Catan's a different night. -Okay. 909 00:45:20,416 --> 00:45:23,708 We can go to the bowling alley or the mall. 910 00:45:23,791 --> 00:45:26,041 I mean, it closes at 10:00, but we can go for a little. 911 00:45:26,125 --> 00:45:28,875 -No. Like, a bar. -Oh. 912 00:45:28,958 --> 00:45:32,041 No. We won't be able to get in. I mean, all the bars here card. 913 00:45:32,125 --> 00:45:35,625 Oh… 914 00:45:35,708 --> 00:45:37,250 Well, 915 00:45:37,333 --> 00:45:41,250 it is a good thing… it's a really good thing 916 00:45:41,333 --> 00:45:42,666 that we have IDs! 917 00:45:46,375 --> 00:45:49,416 One, two princes kneel before you 918 00:45:49,500 --> 00:45:51,041 That's what I said now 919 00:45:51,125 --> 00:45:52,916 Princes, princes who… 920 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:55,041 Thank you for letting me borrow this. 921 00:45:55,125 --> 00:45:56,791 Yes, of course. You look awesome. 922 00:45:56,875 --> 00:45:58,625 Diamonds in his pockets 923 00:45:58,708 --> 00:46:00,583 And that's some bread now 924 00:46:00,666 --> 00:46:02,458 This one said he wants to buy you… 925 00:46:02,541 --> 00:46:04,666 Wait, you used my real name? 926 00:46:05,166 --> 00:46:06,875 No, you wanna use your real name. 927 00:46:06,958 --> 00:46:08,791 That way, you can still use your credit card. 928 00:46:09,708 --> 00:46:10,791 Oh, wait, that's smart. 929 00:46:10,875 --> 00:46:13,666 Yeah, it's the home address you wanna change. 930 00:46:14,166 --> 00:46:17,000 That way, if they take it, they can't track you down. 931 00:46:17,083 --> 00:46:18,625 They'll never find you 932 00:46:18,708 --> 00:46:21,500 at 126 Crestview Road, Stamford, Connecticut. 933 00:46:22,541 --> 00:46:25,458 That's my address. That's my home address. See, I switched around the fakes. 934 00:46:25,541 --> 00:46:29,250 So, technically, this is my hometown bar, not yours. 935 00:46:29,750 --> 00:46:30,750 All right. 936 00:46:31,250 --> 00:46:32,333 Penis time. 937 00:46:33,583 --> 00:46:34,583 Hey, dude. 938 00:46:34,666 --> 00:46:37,041 Yeah, let's see some IDs, ladies. 939 00:46:37,125 --> 00:46:38,333 Yes. 940 00:46:40,333 --> 00:46:42,208 Yeah, fine, whatever. What are you drinking? 941 00:46:43,583 --> 00:46:44,416 For real? 942 00:46:44,500 --> 00:46:49,125 We will get two tequila sodas with lime and six green-tea shots. 943 00:46:49,208 --> 00:46:50,291 Open or closed? 944 00:46:50,375 --> 00:46:51,250 Open. 945 00:46:51,750 --> 00:46:52,958 Do you have your card? 946 00:46:53,041 --> 00:46:54,916 Now, and if you wanna buy… 947 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:56,666 Uh, yeah. Yeah. 948 00:46:56,750 --> 00:46:57,583 Devon? 949 00:46:58,083 --> 00:47:00,500 And if you would like To talk for hours… 950 00:47:00,583 --> 00:47:01,791 Hi! 951 00:47:01,875 --> 00:47:04,541 Devon! This is so fun. 952 00:47:04,625 --> 00:47:07,250 You're literally the last person I thought we'd see out tonight. 953 00:47:07,333 --> 00:47:08,416 So cute. 954 00:47:08,500 --> 00:47:13,791 Oh, this is Ella, Emma, Ava, and… Enema. 955 00:47:15,416 --> 00:47:17,250 I'm Celeste. I'm Devon's best friend. 956 00:47:17,833 --> 00:47:19,333 -Oh! -Nice to meet you. 957 00:47:19,416 --> 00:47:20,958 We know Devon from high school. 958 00:47:21,041 --> 00:47:23,041 Oh, nice. 959 00:47:24,416 --> 00:47:27,250 Are you gonna introduce yourself or keep staring at me? 960 00:47:28,083 --> 00:47:30,916 Uh, oh, I was just staring at your tattoos. 961 00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:34,416 No, you weren't, but that's okay. Who wants to do a shot? 962 00:47:34,500 --> 00:47:36,375 -What? -Ah! 963 00:47:36,458 --> 00:47:37,291 Is that it? 964 00:47:37,375 --> 00:47:38,833 -Are you serious? -Free alcohol. 965 00:47:38,916 --> 00:47:40,625 -Why would you do that? -You want one? 966 00:47:40,708 --> 00:47:43,541 What? Oh, definitely. 967 00:47:44,041 --> 00:47:45,208 Mm! 968 00:47:45,291 --> 00:47:47,041 Oh fuck. 969 00:47:47,541 --> 00:47:49,250 Devon, what should we cheers to? 970 00:47:49,750 --> 00:47:53,625 -To not being in high school anymore. -That's so real. 971 00:47:53,708 --> 00:47:55,083 -Love you. -Cheers. 972 00:47:55,583 --> 00:47:57,750 I'm the one that loves you, baby Can't you see? 973 00:47:57,833 --> 00:47:58,958 Find me later. 974 00:47:59,541 --> 00:48:00,416 Okay. 975 00:48:00,500 --> 00:48:02,333 I know what a prince and lover ought to be 976 00:48:02,416 --> 00:48:04,875 I know what a prince and lover ought to be… 977 00:48:04,958 --> 00:48:07,375 Up next is a character who reminds us 978 00:48:07,458 --> 00:48:10,458 it's never too late to try something new. 979 00:48:10,541 --> 00:48:11,750 Leo has spent years… 980 00:48:11,833 --> 00:48:15,833 I almost had to beat up an old lady to get these tiny marshmallows. 981 00:48:16,333 --> 00:48:18,166 But I got 'em! Ha-ha-ha! 982 00:48:19,291 --> 00:48:22,250 Oh, Leo. Truly inspiring, 983 00:48:22,333 --> 00:48:25,625 and he brings back happy memories for me… 984 00:48:26,125 --> 00:48:29,083 Hey, D? You ask your mom if she needs any help? 985 00:48:29,166 --> 00:48:30,625 I'm doing the mashed potatoes! 986 00:48:30,708 --> 00:48:33,833 Okay, well, that's the easiest one. Can you see if she needs anything? 987 00:48:33,916 --> 00:48:36,458 -Jesus! -Make yourself available. 988 00:48:36,541 --> 00:48:39,208 -Fine. -Mick Jagger with the sunglasses. 989 00:48:39,291 --> 00:48:42,291 -Celeste, you can sit. -Oh, no, I insist. 990 00:48:42,791 --> 00:48:44,541 Okay, fine. Love you, Brian. 991 00:48:49,666 --> 00:48:51,291 Babe, did you get the carrots? 992 00:48:52,416 --> 00:48:54,541 I am annoying. I am fake. 993 00:48:54,625 --> 00:48:56,583 I'm not who I'm being. I'm pretending… 994 00:48:56,666 --> 00:48:58,166 Have you ever seen Drag Race? 995 00:48:58,666 --> 00:49:00,125 Uh… no. 996 00:49:00,208 --> 00:49:02,583 How am I supposed to feel in this moment… 997 00:49:03,083 --> 00:49:05,666 You should. You'd love it. 998 00:49:05,750 --> 00:49:08,208 I didn't wanna make it that everybody was attacking you! 999 00:49:08,291 --> 00:49:10,041 I feel very attacked! 1000 00:49:11,500 --> 00:49:12,625 Ugh. 1001 00:49:14,250 --> 00:49:16,833 Celeste seems like a good hang. Did you have fun last night? 1002 00:49:17,333 --> 00:49:19,458 Uh, yeah, unfortunately. 1003 00:49:19,541 --> 00:49:21,416 When I was in college and had a hangover, 1004 00:49:21,500 --> 00:49:24,416 I'd drink a whole bottle of wine, eat some chicken nuggets, 1005 00:49:24,500 --> 00:49:26,291 take a nap, and just sleep all day. 1006 00:49:26,375 --> 00:49:28,333 Mom, that's really sad. 1007 00:49:28,416 --> 00:49:31,333 Well, all moms are a little sad. You'll see. 1008 00:49:32,416 --> 00:49:35,791 Hello, Weisz family! 1009 00:49:35,875 --> 00:49:38,541 -Happy Thanksgiving! We're here! -Hi, babies! 1010 00:49:38,625 --> 00:49:39,458 -Hi. -Hi, Mom. 1011 00:49:39,541 --> 00:49:41,125 -Happy Thanksgiving! -Hi! 1012 00:49:41,208 --> 00:49:43,500 -I… I brought the Negronis. -Hi. 1013 00:49:43,583 --> 00:49:45,250 -Hi. -It's so good to see you. 1014 00:49:45,333 --> 00:49:48,166 -Happy Thanksgiving, Gigi. -Happy Thanksgiving, my dear. 1015 00:49:48,250 --> 00:49:51,166 Honey, how is college going? 1016 00:49:51,250 --> 00:49:53,208 Are you an architect yet? 1017 00:49:53,291 --> 00:49:54,583 Ha! No, not yet. 1018 00:49:54,666 --> 00:49:58,416 Well, did you tell those professors about the house that I live in? 1019 00:49:58,500 --> 00:50:01,708 -Yeah, I did. -That didn't buy you… Uh-oh. 1020 00:50:02,291 --> 00:50:04,666 Who is this beautiful young woman? 1021 00:50:04,750 --> 00:50:06,958 Oh, this is… this is my roommate, Celeste. 1022 00:50:07,041 --> 00:50:08,833 Celeste? 1023 00:50:08,916 --> 00:50:11,500 Well, I am your Gigi. 1024 00:50:11,583 --> 00:50:13,541 Now come here, come here. 1025 00:50:13,625 --> 00:50:15,041 Mwah! 1026 00:50:15,541 --> 00:50:19,166 Here's Brian! Hi! 1027 00:50:19,250 --> 00:50:21,250 Bulla, you grew your mustache back. 1028 00:50:21,333 --> 00:50:23,875 -Just to piss you off. -Mission accomplished. 1029 00:50:23,958 --> 00:50:26,041 D, can you help me with the turkey, please? 1030 00:50:26,125 --> 00:50:28,291 -Want me to get Alex? -No, I don't trust him near this. 1031 00:50:29,166 --> 00:50:31,458 -You are a wanted woman. -I'll start the sprouts. 1032 00:50:31,541 --> 00:50:32,375 Thank you, honey. 1033 00:50:32,458 --> 00:50:34,500 -Hi, Mom. -Come on, I need my girl. 1034 00:50:35,583 --> 00:50:38,208 Why don't you get it? 1035 00:50:38,291 --> 00:50:40,166 -I need some ice. -You got it. 1036 00:50:40,250 --> 00:50:41,500 Can I get you a drink? 1037 00:50:41,583 --> 00:50:42,833 -Yes. -Come on. 1038 00:50:43,333 --> 00:50:47,500 Ooh! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 1039 00:50:47,583 --> 00:50:49,166 It's good. You can do kettlebell. 1040 00:50:49,250 --> 00:50:51,625 You can kinda do your kettlebell exercise like that. 1041 00:50:52,208 --> 00:50:53,875 You can swing it, too, if you want. 1042 00:50:55,500 --> 00:50:58,083 I don't want this to look sexual. I'm doing it wrong. 1043 00:50:58,166 --> 00:50:59,791 -It is. -Okay, then I'm gonna stop. 1044 00:50:59,875 --> 00:51:01,291 Can you take a picture? 1045 00:51:01,958 --> 00:51:03,125 Yeah. 1046 00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:06,500 -That's good. -For the grid? 1047 00:51:06,583 --> 00:51:09,625 -No. -Just for stories? Okay. 1048 00:51:09,708 --> 00:51:11,291 I'm gonna lower it down. 1049 00:51:11,375 --> 00:51:14,708 Ooh! Listen to that sizzle. 1050 00:51:15,666 --> 00:51:17,583 Celeste is, uh… She's funny. 1051 00:51:18,750 --> 00:51:20,708 -Yeah. -You're funnier though. 1052 00:51:21,208 --> 00:51:23,833 -Thank you. -Okay. Keep an eye on it, okay? 1053 00:51:24,333 --> 00:51:26,166 -Hey, D? -Mm-hmm. 1054 00:51:26,791 --> 00:51:28,791 -I love you. -I love you. 1055 00:51:33,583 --> 00:51:35,583 You are so cute! 1056 00:51:35,666 --> 00:51:37,750 -You are so cute! -Oh my God. 1057 00:51:39,458 --> 00:51:41,125 Wow, no way! 1058 00:51:41,958 --> 00:51:43,875 Another one? 1059 00:51:49,916 --> 00:51:52,250 Hey, honey. 1060 00:51:52,333 --> 00:51:53,250 Hi. 1061 00:51:53,333 --> 00:51:55,458 -You're out here all alone? -Yeah. 1062 00:51:56,083 --> 00:51:57,208 Now you're not. 1063 00:51:58,291 --> 00:52:01,291 You know, your friend in there is so pretty. 1064 00:52:02,250 --> 00:52:05,583 But those tattoos are so ugly. 1065 00:52:05,666 --> 00:52:08,583 -What is that about? -Stop. Don't say that. 1066 00:52:08,666 --> 00:52:11,208 I'm gonna take a shift. 1067 00:52:11,291 --> 00:52:13,666 No, no. Go back inside. I got it. 1068 00:52:13,750 --> 00:52:17,041 They won't let me do anything in there. I can watch a turkey. 1069 00:52:17,125 --> 00:52:20,791 Be with your friend. You brought her. Go be with her. 1070 00:52:22,500 --> 00:52:23,625 'Kay. 1071 00:52:23,708 --> 00:52:25,250 -Okay. -Bye. 1072 00:52:30,166 --> 00:52:34,750 When I was your age, I got a tattoo with my college boyfriend, Vern. 1073 00:52:34,833 --> 00:52:37,208 Oh my God. Vicki, you were crazy about Vern. 1074 00:52:37,291 --> 00:52:40,041 She was obsessed with Vern. I mean, in fairness, everybody was. 1075 00:52:40,125 --> 00:52:42,916 I'll never forget how happy he made me. 1076 00:52:43,833 --> 00:52:46,583 Fun fact about Vern, he's now married to Whitney Cummings. 1077 00:52:46,666 --> 00:52:47,791 -Get out. -Who? 1078 00:52:47,875 --> 00:52:51,958 Yeah, I know I act like I'm cool with all the Vern talk, but I'm not. 1079 00:52:52,041 --> 00:52:54,708 Okay, you know Devon has a Vern. 1080 00:52:54,791 --> 00:52:55,875 He's her TA. 1081 00:52:55,958 --> 00:52:58,666 -What are you talking about? -Really? 1082 00:52:58,750 --> 00:53:00,250 My Devon likes a boy. 1083 00:53:00,333 --> 00:53:03,041 Every time Devon's around him, 1084 00:53:03,125 --> 00:53:07,166 she's like, "Michael, I'm in love with you." 1085 00:53:07,250 --> 00:53:08,416 I don't say that. 1086 00:53:08,500 --> 00:53:11,000 -Something is going on out there. -What? 1087 00:53:12,166 --> 00:53:13,333 Oh my God! 1088 00:53:13,416 --> 00:53:15,333 Oh, Mom! Mom! 1089 00:53:15,416 --> 00:53:16,916 Devon, go help! 1090 00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:19,041 Go! Mom! Mom! 1091 00:53:19,125 --> 00:53:20,916 Oh God, what do we do? 1092 00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:23,291 -Gigi's on fire! -Oh my God! Ah! 1093 00:53:23,375 --> 00:53:24,416 I got it. 1094 00:53:28,625 --> 00:53:30,625 Oh my God! Mom, are you okay? 1095 00:53:30,708 --> 00:53:32,916 Mommy, Mommy… Oh my God. 1096 00:53:33,708 --> 00:53:34,666 What happened? 1097 00:53:35,333 --> 00:53:37,416 -I spilled my drink. -You don't need that. 1098 00:53:37,500 --> 00:53:39,250 You all right? You okay? 1099 00:53:39,333 --> 00:53:41,166 -I'm okay. -Okay, okay. 1100 00:53:42,708 --> 00:53:45,875 -You're supposed to be watching the fryer. -She told me to go inside! 1101 00:53:45,958 --> 00:53:47,666 -I don't know! -Brian, Brian, it's okay. 1102 00:53:47,750 --> 00:53:50,875 I knew Devon was out of it today, so I had to be the responsible one. 1103 00:53:51,458 --> 00:53:55,666 Oh, what size head do you have? I'm gonna crochet you a hat. 1104 00:53:55,750 --> 00:53:57,250 Grandma's hats are iconic. 1105 00:53:57,333 --> 00:54:00,750 -Celeste, that was unbelievable. -An angel. 1106 00:54:00,833 --> 00:54:02,875 She was like a frickin' firefighter. 1107 00:54:06,708 --> 00:54:10,041 Devon woke up the next morning with a stomach ache, 1108 00:54:10,125 --> 00:54:13,708 knowing she had to spend the rest of the weekend with Celeste. 1109 00:54:22,625 --> 00:54:24,750 Immediately, she felt better. 1110 00:54:24,833 --> 00:54:27,583 Hey, D, you up yet? Come have some breakfast. 1111 00:54:27,666 --> 00:54:29,041 I'm making waffles! 1112 00:54:29,125 --> 00:54:31,666 -Don't burn 'em, Dad! -Too late! 1113 00:54:33,666 --> 00:54:37,958 Devon returned to the dorms just in time for her 19th birthday. 1114 00:54:53,583 --> 00:54:56,250 -Happy birthday! -God. 1115 00:54:57,750 --> 00:54:59,791 Thank you so much. This is so nice. 1116 00:54:59,875 --> 00:55:01,541 Of course. You like it? 1117 00:55:01,625 --> 00:55:03,416 Yeah. I can't believe you did all this. 1118 00:55:03,500 --> 00:55:07,583 So I'm thinking, for your birthday, the four of us, we go to Abba. 1119 00:55:07,666 --> 00:55:10,666 It's, like, Mediterranean, but they also have a hookah lounge. 1120 00:55:10,750 --> 00:55:12,791 -That sounds awesome. -Nice. Okay. 1121 00:55:12,875 --> 00:55:14,666 -I'm gonna shower. -Yeah. 1122 00:55:18,208 --> 00:55:19,208 Um… 1123 00:55:20,041 --> 00:55:22,000 Is that my bra and underwear? 1124 00:55:22,083 --> 00:55:24,791 Yeah, they were… in my drawer? 1125 00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:48,041 Celeste's actions had moved Devon from anxious to full-blown paranoid. 1126 00:55:48,125 --> 00:55:49,625 She needed a second opinion, 1127 00:55:49,708 --> 00:55:52,625 so she went to the smartest woman on campus. 1128 00:55:53,750 --> 00:55:55,000 Hey, girlypop. 1129 00:55:55,083 --> 00:55:57,250 Wait, you're in this story? 1130 00:55:57,333 --> 00:55:59,291 Why do you have a fuckin' bowl cut? 1131 00:55:59,375 --> 00:56:00,750 It was a bob, 1132 00:56:00,833 --> 00:56:03,416 and how are you seeing that, anyway? That's weird. 1133 00:56:04,375 --> 00:56:06,875 Wow. These are awesome. 1134 00:56:06,958 --> 00:56:10,041 -My mom's a ceramicist. -Oh, nice. Yeah. 1135 00:56:10,125 --> 00:56:12,625 The welding studio is, like, a 20-minute walk away, 1136 00:56:12,708 --> 00:56:15,208 so I was like, "Fuck walking." 1137 00:56:15,291 --> 00:56:16,625 Is the school okay with that? 1138 00:56:17,125 --> 00:56:18,166 No. 1139 00:56:20,083 --> 00:56:24,250 So you're just here to admire my decor. 1140 00:56:25,458 --> 00:56:28,500 I was wondering what the process is for switching roommates. 1141 00:56:29,083 --> 00:56:30,708 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1142 00:56:31,208 --> 00:56:33,875 Switching roommates is a last resort. 1143 00:56:33,958 --> 00:56:37,125 The school only allows that in extreme circumstances. 1144 00:56:37,208 --> 00:56:39,166 She'd have to be, like, threatening your life or… 1145 00:56:39,250 --> 00:56:42,583 I'm just… I'm having a problem with boundaries, 1146 00:56:42,666 --> 00:56:44,416 if you have any advice about that? 1147 00:56:44,916 --> 00:56:48,375 The thing about communication is that you're not gonna get what you want 1148 00:56:48,458 --> 00:56:50,125 unless you ask for it. 1149 00:56:50,208 --> 00:56:51,666 So just be direct. 1150 00:56:54,333 --> 00:56:56,291 Celeste, can I talk to you about something? 1151 00:56:56,375 --> 00:56:58,541 Not now. After we watch Clueless. 1152 00:56:58,625 --> 00:57:03,250 Oh my God, I cannot believe you haven't seen this fucking movie. 1153 00:57:03,333 --> 00:57:05,125 -You were so sheltered. -He gave me a C-minus. 1154 00:57:05,208 --> 00:57:07,125 -Well, he gave me a C… -Trivia fact. 1155 00:57:07,208 --> 00:57:10,000 Stacey Dash was 30 when she filmed this. 1156 00:57:10,500 --> 00:57:12,458 30? That's close to your age. 1157 00:57:16,416 --> 00:57:18,083 Whoa! What the fuck? 1158 00:57:18,166 --> 00:57:20,041 Sorry, I, um… 1159 00:57:20,541 --> 00:57:22,708 I just have to charge my computer. 1160 00:57:23,291 --> 00:57:24,833 It's about to die. 1161 00:57:27,166 --> 00:57:28,916 -Go back. -Yeah. 1162 00:57:30,541 --> 00:57:32,333 -Did you get your report card? -Yeah. 1163 00:57:32,416 --> 00:57:34,083 I'm toast. How'd you do? 1164 00:57:34,166 --> 00:57:37,541 I totally choked. My father is gonna go ballistic on me. 1165 00:57:38,625 --> 00:57:42,666 So I have really enjoyed reading all your poems this semester. 1166 00:57:42,750 --> 00:57:46,500 I loved it so much that I think the entire class should get a chance 1167 00:57:46,583 --> 00:57:48,041 to hear them before winter break. 1168 00:57:48,125 --> 00:57:50,708 Oh, come on. Who's gonna kick us off? 1169 00:57:50,791 --> 00:57:52,000 Anybody? 1170 00:57:52,083 --> 00:57:53,916 -Don't jump up at once. -I'll go. 1171 00:57:54,625 --> 00:57:56,583 Celeste, all right, come on down. 1172 00:58:04,166 --> 00:58:05,791 My poem is called 1173 00:58:06,583 --> 00:58:09,333 The Girl Who's Barely There. 1174 00:58:10,791 --> 00:58:12,125 It's 8:00 a.m 1175 00:58:12,625 --> 00:58:16,125 The girl methodically Puts together an outfit 1176 00:58:16,208 --> 00:58:19,291 That precisely zero people will notice 1177 00:58:19,791 --> 00:58:21,125 It's almost as if 1178 00:58:22,083 --> 00:58:23,041 That's her goal 1179 00:58:23,541 --> 00:58:25,958 To be imperceptible 1180 00:58:26,041 --> 00:58:27,875 Inoffensive 1181 00:58:27,958 --> 00:58:30,208 Insignificant 1182 00:58:30,708 --> 00:58:33,750 She's the girl who's barely there 1183 00:58:34,916 --> 00:58:36,250 It's noon 1184 00:58:36,333 --> 00:58:41,125 The girl laughs too hard At a joke of a handsome senior 1185 00:58:41,208 --> 00:58:43,000 He's a kaleidoscope 1186 00:58:43,083 --> 00:58:44,708 She's beige 1187 00:58:45,291 --> 00:58:47,500 Yet also clear 1188 00:58:48,416 --> 00:58:51,791 She's the girl who's barely there 1189 00:58:52,291 --> 00:58:53,500 It's 10:00 p.m. 1190 00:58:53,583 --> 00:58:56,125 The girl waits for someone To make plans for her 1191 00:58:56,208 --> 00:58:57,541 She wonders 1192 00:58:57,625 --> 00:59:02,166 "Do I exist merely to refract The brilliance of others?" 1193 00:59:02,250 --> 00:59:04,875 "Am I like a glass wall 1194 00:59:04,958 --> 00:59:09,625 So translucent that someone Might walk straight through me?" 1195 00:59:10,666 --> 00:59:13,625 Crash, sweep, trash 1196 00:59:14,125 --> 00:59:15,000 Gone 1197 00:59:15,958 --> 00:59:20,083 She's the girl who used to be there 1198 00:59:27,750 --> 00:59:29,875 Great job, Celeste. 1199 00:59:29,958 --> 00:59:33,250 Oh. I love your use of imagery and how you played with form. 1200 00:59:33,333 --> 00:59:36,500 All right, uh, let's open it up. What else did people notice? 1201 00:59:36,583 --> 00:59:37,416 Mara? 1202 00:59:38,625 --> 00:59:45,166 Celeste did a great job of capturing the emptiness of the character. 1203 00:59:45,666 --> 00:59:47,916 We all know this girl, 1204 00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:51,833 and you just wanna go up to her and say, "You're not the victim." 1205 00:59:51,916 --> 00:59:53,375 "You just suck." 1206 00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:57,333 I see you've met my ex. 1207 00:59:58,208 --> 01:00:00,833 That was inappropriate. Anyone else? 1208 01:00:02,375 --> 01:00:03,458 Theo? 1209 01:00:04,416 --> 01:00:06,625 Um, I thought we had to rhyme. 1210 01:00:07,791 --> 01:00:11,166 You're not supposed to rhyme, okay? Not every poem is a rhyme. 1211 01:00:11,250 --> 01:00:13,833 If you ever wrote a poem about me like that, I'd fuckin' kill you. 1212 01:00:13,916 --> 01:00:15,083 Well, you did that already. 1213 01:00:15,166 --> 01:00:17,583 Remember when you sang that song at open mic night 1214 01:00:17,666 --> 01:00:19,500 at the Delvin Basement? 1215 01:00:19,583 --> 01:00:22,375 I didn't write that. That was a Brandi Carlile song. 1216 01:00:23,125 --> 01:00:25,083 -Really? -Yeah, ya dumb bitch. 1217 01:00:25,166 --> 01:00:27,875 See, look, we're finding out about things. 1218 01:00:27,958 --> 01:00:29,166 We're starting to heal. 1219 01:00:29,250 --> 01:00:30,583 Ah! 1220 01:00:30,666 --> 01:00:33,750 Oh no! I'm so sorry, Dr. Schilling. 1221 01:00:33,833 --> 01:00:35,375 It's all good, George. 1222 01:00:35,458 --> 01:00:40,166 Hey, Feekie, that was a great toss, you fuckin' piece o' shit! 1223 01:00:40,250 --> 01:00:43,125 You're a fucking amateur! 1224 01:00:43,208 --> 01:00:44,791 Oh my God! 1225 01:00:44,875 --> 01:00:46,791 Am I tripping, or is that the same George? 1226 01:00:46,875 --> 01:00:49,041 Oh, that's George. He keeps getting degrees 1227 01:00:49,125 --> 01:00:51,708 so he can keep playing Frisbee. 1228 01:00:51,791 --> 01:00:54,208 All right, where was I? Right. 1229 01:00:54,291 --> 01:00:56,125 Ah, winter break, 1230 01:00:56,208 --> 01:01:00,000 a gift from the college gods that comes right when you need it most. 1231 01:01:00,083 --> 01:01:05,000 Devon spent her first few weeks at home obsessing over Celeste's shitty poem. 1232 01:01:05,083 --> 01:01:08,500 Then Michael slid into her DMs on New Year's. 1233 01:01:08,583 --> 01:01:10,666 Ooh, Michael! 1234 01:01:10,750 --> 01:01:14,333 As she talked to Michael more and more, Devon put the focus back on school. 1235 01:01:14,416 --> 01:01:17,208 Maybe this semester wouldn't be so bad after all. 1236 01:01:19,166 --> 01:01:21,416 Hey, Professor Ziemann, Devon's here. 1237 01:01:21,500 --> 01:01:23,833 Oh! Ms. Weisz. 1238 01:01:23,916 --> 01:01:25,708 -Hi. -Hi. 1239 01:01:25,791 --> 01:01:29,083 Listen, over the break, I had dinner with the department head, 1240 01:01:29,166 --> 01:01:32,625 and I showed him your work on the structural-analysis problem sets, 1241 01:01:32,708 --> 01:01:34,791 and he could not believe you were a freshman. 1242 01:01:34,875 --> 01:01:36,083 -Really? -Yeah. 1243 01:01:36,166 --> 01:01:39,000 Have you considered submitting to WaltonCon? 1244 01:01:39,625 --> 01:01:41,875 -Is that a TED Talk thing? -Good God, no. 1245 01:01:41,958 --> 01:01:44,000 It's this annual campus-wide competition 1246 01:01:44,083 --> 01:01:46,791 where a student from each major presents a project 1247 01:01:46,875 --> 01:01:48,625 based around improving campus life. 1248 01:01:48,708 --> 01:01:52,000 -And Michael and I were talking, yes? -Yes. 1249 01:01:52,083 --> 01:01:55,166 -And we feel you should submit. -Wow. That's awesome. 1250 01:01:55,250 --> 01:01:57,875 -Yeah, I'll definitely think about it. -Okay. 1251 01:01:59,666 --> 01:02:01,083 I thought about it. 1252 01:02:01,166 --> 01:02:02,583 Yes, I'm in. 1253 01:02:03,583 --> 01:02:04,583 Great. 1254 01:02:04,666 --> 01:02:06,291 You know, I see myself in you. 1255 01:02:07,375 --> 01:02:10,166 Not in a weird way. Just the regular way. 1256 01:02:19,750 --> 01:02:20,666 Hey. 1257 01:02:21,333 --> 01:02:22,166 Hey. 1258 01:02:23,250 --> 01:02:25,291 What's up? Uh, what are you up to? 1259 01:02:26,416 --> 01:02:27,458 What are you up to? 1260 01:02:28,125 --> 01:02:30,458 I just finished my office hours. 1261 01:02:30,541 --> 01:02:31,958 I was gonna go work out. 1262 01:02:33,250 --> 01:02:34,291 Me too. 1263 01:02:42,666 --> 01:02:46,875 Mrs. Magic to and fro… 1264 01:02:49,708 --> 01:02:53,708 Please give me one last show 1265 01:02:57,041 --> 01:03:01,291 Loosen my mind from within 1266 01:03:03,416 --> 01:03:07,958 Open up my eager eyes 1267 01:03:08,041 --> 01:03:10,458 'Cause I'm Mr. Bright… 1268 01:03:10,541 --> 01:03:13,125 Why'd you stop? Keep singing! 1269 01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:16,000 Don't worry. I'm not gonna post it. 1270 01:03:16,083 --> 01:03:17,166 I think. 1271 01:03:17,666 --> 01:03:20,916 Oh my God, Olivia's been talking full volume to her boyfriend 1272 01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:22,125 until, like, 4:00 a.m. 1273 01:03:22,208 --> 01:03:24,541 That's unhinged. Like, go somewhere else. 1274 01:03:24,625 --> 01:03:27,375 I know! And this morning, I'm on Zoom for biology, 1275 01:03:27,458 --> 01:03:31,541 and my entire study group can hear her and her boyfriend having FaceTime sex. 1276 01:03:31,625 --> 01:03:34,125 2511! 1277 01:03:36,208 --> 01:03:37,458 Hello! 1278 01:03:37,541 --> 01:03:39,875 -Party's arrived! -Hey, Alex! 1279 01:03:39,958 --> 01:03:41,541 I always wanted to say that. 1280 01:03:41,625 --> 01:03:42,708 -Hi. -Hi. 1281 01:03:42,791 --> 01:03:43,916 -Hi! -Hey! 1282 01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:45,500 -Hey. -What are you doing here? 1283 01:03:45,583 --> 01:03:47,625 -Celeste invited me. -For the party. 1284 01:03:47,708 --> 01:03:49,333 We thought it'd be a fun surprise. 1285 01:03:50,041 --> 01:03:52,333 So you brought a fit for Trailer Trash, right? 1286 01:03:52,833 --> 01:03:57,750 Wait, what? I didn't know that we were supposed to have a… costume. 1287 01:03:57,833 --> 01:03:59,666 -Yeah. -Okay. 1288 01:03:59,750 --> 01:04:00,833 Adorable, yeah. 1289 01:04:00,916 --> 01:04:02,166 -Pretty good. -So good. 1290 01:04:02,250 --> 01:04:04,291 -It's really good. -Can you guess ours? 1291 01:04:04,375 --> 01:04:05,250 Doggy. 1292 01:04:07,125 --> 01:04:08,666 Hillbilly hos? 1293 01:04:08,750 --> 01:04:11,333 -Alex, no. -No. No. The Simple Life. 1294 01:04:11,416 --> 01:04:14,541 Nicole and Paris. We don't have the wigs 'cause they're 30 bucks. 1295 01:04:14,625 --> 01:04:17,833 'Scuse me. JWoww would like to start drinking. 1296 01:04:17,916 --> 01:04:20,000 Okay. The Jersey Shore. This one I know. 1297 01:04:21,583 --> 01:04:24,541 I don't need pity. I need a paycheck. 1298 01:04:27,125 --> 01:04:29,666 Have none of you seen Erin Brockovich? 1299 01:04:29,750 --> 01:04:32,250 Go on, do your dance 1300 01:04:32,333 --> 01:04:34,333 Cowboys, yeah, go on, do your dance 1301 01:04:34,416 --> 01:04:36,916 City slicker, yeah Go on, do your dance 1302 01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:39,166 Everybody in the party, do your dance… 1303 01:04:39,250 --> 01:04:40,541 -Okay. -Put your left foot in 1304 01:04:40,625 --> 01:04:41,875 -Pull it out, won't ya… -Oh! 1305 01:04:41,958 --> 01:04:43,583 Stick your right foot in, pull it out… 1306 01:04:43,666 --> 01:04:45,708 Yeah! 1307 01:04:45,791 --> 01:04:47,833 College is so cool. 1308 01:04:48,333 --> 01:04:51,208 There's, like, so many assholes in high school. 1309 01:04:51,291 --> 01:04:52,791 -You know? -Tell me their names. 1310 01:04:52,875 --> 01:04:54,250 I'll fuck 'em up. 1311 01:04:54,333 --> 01:04:57,000 -Let's go dance! -Yeah? Okay. I'm coming. 1312 01:04:57,083 --> 01:04:58,375 My female homey 1313 01:04:58,458 --> 01:05:00,750 She drives a race car and a big truck 1314 01:05:00,833 --> 01:05:04,000 Lift kit big, wheels never get stuck Skintight jeans… 1315 01:05:04,083 --> 01:05:07,541 Oh my God! He's cute. You should dance with him. 1316 01:05:07,625 --> 01:05:09,041 -Dance with him! -No. 1317 01:05:09,125 --> 01:05:10,250 -Yes! -No. 1318 01:05:10,750 --> 01:05:12,666 Oh, well, look at who it is. 1319 01:05:12,750 --> 01:05:15,041 The lying sisters. 1320 01:05:15,125 --> 01:05:16,791 Y'all never come to practice. 1321 01:05:17,375 --> 01:05:19,500 I bet you thought I was never gonna say something 1322 01:05:19,583 --> 01:05:21,208 'cause you guys are gorgeous. 1323 01:05:21,291 --> 01:05:23,875 Meanwhile, I'm a bag of Funyuns with a runner's butt. 1324 01:05:23,958 --> 01:05:26,291 So look at that. Guess what? Look at the time. 1325 01:05:26,375 --> 01:05:28,416 It's get the fuck out of my house o'clock. 1326 01:05:28,500 --> 01:05:31,416 Whoa, George. George. It's okay. It's okay. They're with me. 1327 01:05:32,083 --> 01:05:34,208 Oh. Well, sorry. Um… 1328 01:05:35,375 --> 01:05:37,208 I'm gonna do some mushrooms, then. 1329 01:05:37,291 --> 01:05:39,500 -Hey, George. -Share those with your teammates! 1330 01:05:39,583 --> 01:05:41,375 Saddle up, yee! We on the radio… 1331 01:05:41,458 --> 01:05:43,000 -Hi. -Hi. 1332 01:05:43,500 --> 01:05:45,083 -You look nice. -Thank you. 1333 01:05:45,166 --> 01:05:47,291 What are you, like, a trailer-park lawyer, or…? 1334 01:05:47,375 --> 01:05:49,500 Oh, no. I just got back from a funeral. 1335 01:05:49,583 --> 01:05:51,166 It wasn't a joke. 1336 01:05:51,250 --> 01:05:53,125 I really… I just got back from a funeral. 1337 01:05:53,208 --> 01:05:55,250 Oh God. I'm… I'm sorry. 1338 01:05:55,333 --> 01:05:57,791 It's okay. It was, like, my dad's friend. 1339 01:05:58,291 --> 01:06:00,875 I've been working on my WaltonCon project. 1340 01:06:01,458 --> 01:06:03,625 -Devon, I think you're gonna crush it. -Thank you. 1341 01:06:03,708 --> 01:06:08,375 When I did mine, uh, I got so nervous, I just started talking crazy fast, 1342 01:06:08,458 --> 01:06:11,625 and I finished my entire ten-minute presentation in, like, 45 seconds. 1343 01:06:11,708 --> 01:06:13,250 -What? -All the girlies say 1344 01:06:13,333 --> 01:06:15,250 I'm pretty fly for a white guy… 1345 01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:21,708 -Are you sure you don't wanna change? -It's okay. I don't really have a costume. 1346 01:06:21,791 --> 01:06:23,916 Come on. I'm sure we can figure something out. 1347 01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:25,583 Cinco, cinco, seis 1348 01:06:25,666 --> 01:06:27,291 You know, it's kinda hard just to… 1349 01:06:27,375 --> 01:06:29,791 It's really easy to study, as you can tell. 1350 01:06:29,875 --> 01:06:32,083 That's why my grades are so good. 1351 01:06:32,166 --> 01:06:34,416 He may not have a clue, and he may not… 1352 01:06:36,333 --> 01:06:37,458 Wow. 1353 01:06:37,541 --> 01:06:40,708 You have very limited choices for this theme. 1354 01:06:41,208 --> 01:06:42,375 Oh. 1355 01:06:42,458 --> 01:06:43,916 This is trailer trash. 1356 01:06:44,416 --> 01:06:46,958 Stinky's Landscaping? What even is this? 1357 01:06:47,041 --> 01:06:49,625 -That's my favorite shirt. -I didn't say I didn't like it. 1358 01:06:49,708 --> 01:06:51,625 -I said it's very on theme. -Okay. 1359 01:06:52,458 --> 01:06:54,541 Do you have any flip-flops? 1360 01:06:55,208 --> 01:06:56,333 Okay. 1361 01:06:56,875 --> 01:06:58,375 What is this? 1362 01:06:58,458 --> 01:07:01,583 That's… that's not just mine. 1363 01:07:02,333 --> 01:07:04,666 We take turns wearing it at away tournaments. 1364 01:07:04,750 --> 01:07:07,541 It's in your closet, which means you wear it the most. 1365 01:07:08,375 --> 01:07:09,250 Yeah. 1366 01:07:13,041 --> 01:07:14,250 How do I look? 1367 01:07:14,750 --> 01:07:15,708 Great. Yeah. 1368 01:07:15,791 --> 01:07:16,625 Yeah. 1369 01:07:17,875 --> 01:07:19,708 -It fits perfectly. -Yeah. 1370 01:07:19,791 --> 01:07:22,416 -Do you ever get hot in this thing? -Oh, all the time. 1371 01:07:22,500 --> 01:07:23,750 Yeah, extremely. 1372 01:07:23,833 --> 01:07:27,333 But I just dump baby powder in there. Keeps it fresh. 1373 01:07:28,083 --> 01:07:30,791 -Want me to help with the zipper? -Yeah, yeah, sure. 1374 01:07:31,333 --> 01:07:33,958 Yeah. 1375 01:07:34,041 --> 01:07:35,458 -Is that okay? -Yeah. 1376 01:07:35,541 --> 01:07:36,583 All right. 1377 01:07:43,500 --> 01:07:44,458 Put the head on. 1378 01:07:45,541 --> 01:07:46,750 -Yes. -Okay. 1379 01:07:46,833 --> 01:07:47,791 Thank you. 1380 01:07:47,875 --> 01:07:49,000 Here you go. 1381 01:07:49,500 --> 01:07:52,000 -Oof. -Yes. Okay, there he is. 1382 01:07:52,083 --> 01:07:53,708 Careful. It's kind of hard to see. 1383 01:07:53,791 --> 01:07:55,291 -Ah! -Whoa! 1384 01:07:55,375 --> 01:07:57,333 -I'm sorry! -That's all right. Are you okay? 1385 01:07:57,416 --> 01:07:59,083 -No, I'm fine. -Okay. 1386 01:07:59,666 --> 01:08:01,291 I'm sorry about that. 1387 01:08:01,375 --> 01:08:04,625 Wow, I didn't realize how cute I must look while I'm in Wally mode 1388 01:08:04,708 --> 01:08:06,083 'cause you look adorable right now. 1389 01:08:06,166 --> 01:08:07,833 I can't hear you. 1390 01:08:27,791 --> 01:08:29,208 Devon! 1391 01:08:29,291 --> 01:08:30,875 You need to take Alex home. 1392 01:08:30,958 --> 01:08:33,125 -He said he took something. -What? 1393 01:08:35,541 --> 01:08:36,375 Alex! 1394 01:08:38,125 --> 01:08:39,875 -Are you okay? -Devon… 1395 01:08:39,958 --> 01:08:42,041 What's going on? What did you take? 1396 01:08:42,666 --> 01:08:46,458 Um… Celeste gave me Molly. 1397 01:08:46,541 --> 01:08:48,500 What the hell? 1398 01:08:48,583 --> 01:08:50,375 No, go ahead. I got him. Yeah. 1399 01:08:51,208 --> 01:08:52,958 That's good. Yeah, get it out. 1400 01:08:53,041 --> 01:08:54,291 Get it out of you. 1401 01:08:55,458 --> 01:08:56,583 Okay. 1402 01:08:57,458 --> 01:09:00,000 Oh, I get it. It's Joe Exotic. 1403 01:09:00,083 --> 01:09:01,958 Hey! 1404 01:09:02,541 --> 01:09:04,000 Did you give my brother Molly? 1405 01:09:04,083 --> 01:09:06,208 -Wait, what? -He's puking right now! 1406 01:09:06,291 --> 01:09:07,458 Why would you do that? 1407 01:09:07,541 --> 01:09:10,500 -You think I drugged your brother? -Yeah, I do. 1408 01:09:10,583 --> 01:09:12,875 That's actually so fucked up. 1409 01:09:12,958 --> 01:09:15,041 He said the room was spinning, so I gave him Dramamine. 1410 01:09:15,125 --> 01:09:16,958 I told him it was Molly so he'd take it. 1411 01:09:17,041 --> 01:09:18,875 Celeste, I think Devon's really stressed. 1412 01:09:18,958 --> 01:09:21,208 -Stay out of it, Amber. -Okay, Jesus. 1413 01:09:21,291 --> 01:09:24,583 Fuck. Hey, baby, I'm still at the party. 1414 01:09:24,666 --> 01:09:28,166 I don't know. I don't know. Twenty guys? Why are you mad at me?! 1415 01:09:29,041 --> 01:09:32,708 I hope you know I was down here babysitting your brother 1416 01:09:32,791 --> 01:09:35,916 while you were doing, I don't know, whatever the fuck this is. 1417 01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:37,166 That's the second time. 1418 01:09:37,250 --> 01:09:39,625 Second time I've saved one of your family members. 1419 01:09:39,708 --> 01:09:41,666 Maybe I deserve a fucking thank you. 1420 01:09:44,250 --> 01:09:45,125 Thanks. 1421 01:09:46,291 --> 01:09:47,916 Yeah, whatever. 1422 01:09:54,291 --> 01:09:59,333 There wasn't anything Funyun about that conversation. 1423 01:10:00,375 --> 01:10:04,750 Okay, did she give the brother Dramamine, or did she actually drug him? 1424 01:10:04,833 --> 01:10:07,541 -Hot sauce is in the bag. -Thanks, sexy robot. 1425 01:10:07,625 --> 01:10:09,250 Oh, I'm actually gay. 1426 01:10:09,791 --> 01:10:12,750 Okay, okay, Dr. Schilling, so did Devon finally request a room change? 1427 01:10:12,833 --> 01:10:14,000 She couldn't. 1428 01:10:14,083 --> 01:10:17,333 She had two nonrefundable tickets to Panama City. 1429 01:10:17,416 --> 01:10:18,625 -Fuck! -Oh God. 1430 01:10:18,708 --> 01:10:21,583 Fire 1431 01:10:21,666 --> 01:10:23,208 Set the house on 1432 01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:26,750 I'll set the house on 1433 01:10:27,250 --> 01:10:29,041 Fire 1434 01:10:29,125 --> 01:10:30,500 Set the house on 1435 01:10:33,125 --> 01:10:35,083 I woke up pissed off on a Tuesday 1436 01:10:35,166 --> 01:10:37,083 I said, "Fuck this shit" 1437 01:10:37,166 --> 01:10:40,625 I climbed the roof out of my bed Don't wanna live like this 1438 01:10:40,708 --> 01:10:42,541 Dead or alive, uh… 1439 01:10:42,625 --> 01:10:44,958 Next up, we got Carter G. 1440 01:10:45,041 --> 01:10:47,875 Carter G will be singing "drivers license." 1441 01:10:47,958 --> 01:10:49,625 Wow, way to bring the mood down. 1442 01:10:49,708 --> 01:10:52,250 -Carter G. All right, here you go. -Thank you. 1443 01:10:52,333 --> 01:10:54,208 Carter! 1444 01:10:54,291 --> 01:10:57,541 I got my driver's license Last week 1445 01:10:57,625 --> 01:11:00,583 Just like we always talked about 1446 01:11:00,666 --> 01:11:04,041 'Cause you were so excited for me… 1447 01:11:04,125 --> 01:11:05,333 Devon! 1448 01:11:06,333 --> 01:11:08,833 That guy's really feeling it. 1449 01:11:09,500 --> 01:11:10,375 Yeah. 1450 01:11:11,625 --> 01:11:13,041 I wanna talk to you. 1451 01:11:14,416 --> 01:11:15,791 -Of course. -Um… 1452 01:11:21,041 --> 01:11:23,916 That night your brother came to visit, 1453 01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:25,500 he came out to me. 1454 01:11:27,083 --> 01:11:29,583 -What? -It was actually really cute. 1455 01:11:29,666 --> 01:11:32,500 He was telling me about this guy, 1456 01:11:32,583 --> 01:11:35,500 Peter Kuplowsky, who he has a huge crush on. 1457 01:11:35,583 --> 01:11:37,750 Wow, yes. Peter, his best friend. 1458 01:11:37,833 --> 01:11:39,166 Yeah, that's what he said. 1459 01:11:41,416 --> 01:11:43,125 Anyway, I just thought you should know. 1460 01:11:45,125 --> 01:11:46,583 Thank you for telling me. 1461 01:11:47,083 --> 01:11:49,791 And I just can't imagine 1462 01:11:49,875 --> 01:11:53,250 How you could be so okay 1463 01:11:53,333 --> 01:11:55,500 Now that I'm gone 1464 01:11:55,583 --> 01:11:57,416 By the way, um… 1465 01:11:57,500 --> 01:12:02,916 you still owe me two grand for the hotels and the… and the flights. 1466 01:12:03,750 --> 01:12:04,916 I owe your dad, 1467 01:12:05,416 --> 01:12:08,833 which… Obviously, I don't have it right this second. 1468 01:12:08,916 --> 01:12:10,541 So you know what? Yeah. 1469 01:12:10,625 --> 01:12:14,000 Thank you for making me feel so good about it. 1470 01:12:14,458 --> 01:12:17,375 -Are you mad at me right now? -Let's talk about it later. 1471 01:12:17,458 --> 01:12:18,708 I'm gonna get us a drink. 1472 01:12:18,791 --> 01:12:21,208 It is scary how sober I am right now. 1473 01:12:21,291 --> 01:12:23,500 But you have enough money for drinks. 1474 01:12:41,500 --> 01:12:44,000 There are, like, a hundred guys in the pool here. 1475 01:12:44,500 --> 01:12:48,000 So you seriously want me to ask them all to get out? 1476 01:12:48,083 --> 01:12:50,750 What are you doing here? I thought you had job interviews. 1477 01:12:50,833 --> 01:12:53,041 I don't know. I just said, "Fuck it." 1478 01:12:53,125 --> 01:12:54,583 It's my last spring break. 1479 01:12:56,083 --> 01:12:59,875 Oh, plus, I couldn't resist a 14-hour car ride with the worst driver in the world. 1480 01:12:59,958 --> 01:13:04,083 Oh, shut up, you drama queen. I only fell asleep twice. 1481 01:13:04,166 --> 01:13:06,958 -I can't let him behind the wheel. -Sure. 1482 01:13:07,458 --> 01:13:08,916 Are you staying here? 1483 01:13:09,416 --> 01:13:11,625 I don't know. We'll see where the night takes me. 1484 01:13:11,708 --> 01:13:15,583 Next up to the stage, we have Devon W. 1485 01:13:16,583 --> 01:13:17,916 Devon W. 1486 01:13:18,416 --> 01:13:20,708 Oh shit. Devon, you signed up? 1487 01:13:20,791 --> 01:13:22,291 No. I don't think that's-- 1488 01:13:22,375 --> 01:13:25,375 Devon Weisz of Walton U. Devon Weisz. 1489 01:13:25,458 --> 01:13:27,916 -Looks like somebody signed you up. -Devon Weisz. 1490 01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:30,125 Hey. That person's right here. 1491 01:13:30,208 --> 01:13:32,833 Uh… Guys, stop. No. Stop. No, I said… 1492 01:13:32,916 --> 01:13:34,125 I don't want to! 1493 01:13:34,208 --> 01:13:36,541 No, I'm okay. Guys. Guys! 1494 01:13:43,666 --> 01:13:46,375 Yeah! Give it up for Devon W. Come on, Devon. 1495 01:13:46,875 --> 01:13:49,625 -I didn't pick this. -You're up here. Might as well do it. 1496 01:13:49,708 --> 01:13:51,500 No, I don't… I don't even know the song. 1497 01:13:51,583 --> 01:13:53,000 The lyrics are right there, honey. 1498 01:13:53,083 --> 01:13:55,625 Everybody, give this girl some encouragement. Come on now. 1499 01:14:02,083 --> 01:14:04,708 Coming out of my cage And I've been doing just fine 1500 01:14:04,791 --> 01:14:08,333 Gotta, gotta be down Because I want it all 1501 01:14:08,416 --> 01:14:11,458 It started out with a kiss How did it end up like this? 1502 01:14:11,541 --> 01:14:13,458 It was only a kiss 1503 01:14:13,541 --> 01:14:14,708 It was only a kiss 1504 01:14:14,791 --> 01:14:16,125 Now I'm falling asleep… 1505 01:14:16,208 --> 01:14:18,041 -Come on, Devon! -And she's calling a cab 1506 01:14:18,125 --> 01:14:20,958 While he's having a smoke And she's taking a drag 1507 01:14:21,541 --> 01:14:24,583 Going to bed, and my stomach is sick 1508 01:14:24,666 --> 01:14:26,041 And it's all in my head 1509 01:14:26,125 --> 01:14:28,958 But she's touching his chest now 1510 01:14:29,041 --> 01:14:32,083 He takes off her dress now 1511 01:14:32,166 --> 01:14:35,625 -Whoo! -Let me go 1512 01:14:35,708 --> 01:14:36,916 Yeah! 1513 01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:38,583 Give it some, give it some! 1514 01:14:38,666 --> 01:14:40,666 Isn't that the girl who kicked you in the titty? 1515 01:14:40,750 --> 01:14:43,333 -I just can't look… -Still fuckin' hurts. 1516 01:14:43,416 --> 01:14:46,458 It's killing me 1517 01:14:46,541 --> 01:14:48,250 -And taking… -I love you! 1518 01:14:48,333 --> 01:14:51,250 Control 1519 01:14:53,416 --> 01:14:54,916 Jealousy 1520 01:14:55,000 --> 01:14:58,041 Turning saints into the sea 1521 01:14:58,125 --> 01:15:01,541 Swimming through sick lullabies 1522 01:15:01,625 --> 01:15:04,708 Choking on your alibis 1523 01:15:04,791 --> 01:15:07,666 But it's just The price I pay 1524 01:15:07,750 --> 01:15:10,916 Destiny is calling me 1525 01:15:11,000 --> 01:15:16,208 Open up my eager eyes 1526 01:15:16,291 --> 01:15:19,250 'Cause I'm Mr. Brightside 1527 01:15:19,333 --> 01:15:21,791 Go, Devon! Go, Devon! 1528 01:15:21,875 --> 01:15:25,000 Go, Devon! Go, Devon! 1529 01:15:25,583 --> 01:15:29,458 Go, Devon! Go, Devon! Go, Devon! 1530 01:15:29,541 --> 01:15:31,791 This is awesome! 1531 01:15:31,875 --> 01:15:36,750 I never 1532 01:15:38,333 --> 01:15:41,250 I never 1533 01:15:41,333 --> 01:15:43,708 Yeah 1534 01:15:44,916 --> 01:15:50,416 I never 1535 01:15:51,208 --> 01:15:53,416 I never 1536 01:16:10,791 --> 01:16:12,250 Devon W! 1537 01:16:35,875 --> 01:16:39,875 Dark weather, new order 1538 01:16:39,958 --> 01:16:43,416 New packet, light smoker 1539 01:16:46,625 --> 01:16:49,875 Help me on my way… 1540 01:16:52,333 --> 01:16:56,333 Bright morning, airplane mode 1541 01:16:56,416 --> 01:17:00,375 High fusion, headache goes… 1542 01:17:03,125 --> 01:17:05,833 You still seem the same… 1543 01:17:25,000 --> 01:17:27,208 -Still broken -Broken 1544 01:17:27,291 --> 01:17:29,333 Can't think straight… 1545 01:17:29,416 --> 01:17:31,416 -Mind loaded -Loaded 1546 01:17:31,500 --> 01:17:34,041 -Heart still aches -Still aches… 1547 01:17:34,625 --> 01:17:35,958 How'd you know I was here? 1548 01:17:36,458 --> 01:17:38,958 I have you on Find My Friends, dummy. 1549 01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:43,916 -Come here. -Hi. 1550 01:17:44,000 --> 01:17:45,000 It's okay. 1551 01:17:48,500 --> 01:17:49,458 It's okay. 1552 01:17:50,791 --> 01:17:53,708 Aw, I have to say, I love that brother. 1553 01:17:53,791 --> 01:17:56,083 Me too. I literally hate that my brother's straight. 1554 01:17:56,166 --> 01:17:59,625 I know. My sister's a lesbian, and, like, that's not as good. 1555 01:18:02,666 --> 01:18:06,125 God! For the rest of my life, I'll have to look down at that dumb tattoo 1556 01:18:06,208 --> 01:18:07,791 and think of how much I hate her. 1557 01:18:08,291 --> 01:18:10,000 And it cost me 400 bucks. 1558 01:18:10,500 --> 01:18:11,875 Actually, 800 1559 01:18:11,958 --> 01:18:13,875 'cause somehow, that slut made me pay for hers. 1560 01:18:13,958 --> 01:18:18,041 Yeah, Dad's gonna kill you. Also, it looks, like, really infected. 1561 01:18:18,125 --> 01:18:19,500 I know it does. 1562 01:18:23,625 --> 01:18:27,750 -I'm gonna go check out. -Okay. I am gonna wait outside. 1563 01:18:30,333 --> 01:18:31,625 ID, sweetheart. 1564 01:18:32,375 --> 01:18:33,250 Here. 1565 01:18:36,208 --> 01:18:37,458 What's your address? 1566 01:18:38,125 --> 01:18:40,250 126 Crestview Road, Stamford, Connecticut. 1567 01:18:41,750 --> 01:18:42,875 Must be nice. 1568 01:18:43,375 --> 01:18:46,041 My sister married some rich dude from Stamford. 1569 01:18:46,541 --> 01:18:48,458 Now she thinks her shit don't stink. 1570 01:18:51,541 --> 01:18:53,708 The shitty part of Stamford? 1571 01:18:53,791 --> 01:18:56,166 So shitty she can afford 300 tattoos 1572 01:18:56,250 --> 01:18:58,333 but can't afford to pay me back for anything. 1573 01:19:03,291 --> 01:19:04,541 You're kidding me. 1574 01:19:04,625 --> 01:19:06,666 Oh, fuck her. 1575 01:19:06,750 --> 01:19:08,750 God, she's such a little liar. 1576 01:19:08,833 --> 01:19:11,791 What is it about me that people think they don't have to be honest? 1577 01:19:11,875 --> 01:19:15,916 -It's not your fault. -At a certain point, it feels like it is. 1578 01:19:17,458 --> 01:19:19,958 Middle school, I thought high school was gonna work out. 1579 01:19:20,041 --> 01:19:22,291 High school, I thought college was gonna work out. 1580 01:19:22,375 --> 01:19:24,541 It's never gonna work out. Ever. 1581 01:19:24,625 --> 01:19:25,666 I'm gay. 1582 01:19:28,208 --> 01:19:29,250 What? 1583 01:19:30,166 --> 01:19:31,750 No, um… nothing. 1584 01:19:31,833 --> 01:19:35,875 I've just been meaning to tell you that I'm pretty sure I'm gay. 1585 01:19:38,708 --> 01:19:39,833 Okay. 1586 01:19:40,625 --> 01:19:42,125 Thank you for telling me. 1587 01:19:42,666 --> 01:19:43,500 Yeah. 1588 01:19:44,583 --> 01:19:48,500 Felt good coming out over Taco Bell, the way you're supposed to do it. 1589 01:19:48,583 --> 01:19:49,583 Mm-hmm. 1590 01:19:50,208 --> 01:19:55,166 I just hope it doesn't, like, change what you think of me. 1591 01:19:55,250 --> 01:19:56,958 Are you kidding? 1592 01:19:57,458 --> 01:19:58,875 No, I think it's great. 1593 01:20:01,291 --> 01:20:03,458 By the way, you're back to being my best friend. 1594 01:20:03,541 --> 01:20:05,791 Yeah, they all come crawlin' back. 1595 01:20:05,875 --> 01:20:07,166 Yeah, they do. 1596 01:20:08,208 --> 01:20:10,250 -Love you. -Love you. 1597 01:20:12,666 --> 01:20:14,666 So what are we gonna do about Celeste? 1598 01:20:14,750 --> 01:20:16,916 Oh, what, you think 'cause I'm a gay guy, 1599 01:20:17,000 --> 01:20:19,166 and all gay guys are just vengeful bitches, 1600 01:20:19,250 --> 01:20:20,833 that I'm gonna know what to do? 1601 01:20:23,083 --> 01:20:23,958 Well, you're right. 1602 01:20:27,583 --> 01:20:29,750 Heads will roll 1603 01:20:29,833 --> 01:20:31,291 Heads will roll 1604 01:20:31,375 --> 01:20:32,708 Heads will roll 1605 01:20:32,791 --> 01:20:34,750 On the floor 1606 01:20:34,833 --> 01:20:37,208 Off, off with your head 1607 01:20:38,375 --> 01:20:39,791 Dance, dance till you're dead… 1608 01:20:39,875 --> 01:20:43,083 If you tear me and my horse down, 1609 01:20:43,166 --> 01:20:47,250 aren't you showing me the same intolerance I am being accused of? 1610 01:20:47,833 --> 01:20:50,916 Neigh, don't drag me into this! 1611 01:20:51,000 --> 01:20:52,375 Sh-sh-sh. 1612 01:20:52,458 --> 01:20:56,791 Hey, Confederate statue, we don't need you on our campus. 1613 01:20:56,875 --> 01:20:58,791 You're so fucking done. 1614 01:21:02,041 --> 01:21:04,375 No! 1615 01:21:04,458 --> 01:21:08,083 -Jesus fucking Christ. -I finally died! 1616 01:21:14,541 --> 01:21:17,583 Very nice. Very nice dramatic, over-the-top work. 1617 01:21:17,666 --> 01:21:21,958 I will say, for what it's worth, that statue is not of a Confederate. 1618 01:21:22,041 --> 01:21:24,666 He was this school's first lacrosse coach. 1619 01:21:25,958 --> 01:21:28,375 And he just… he had a horse. 1620 01:21:28,458 --> 01:21:32,125 -Anyway, it is my honor… -Good luck, Devon. 1621 01:21:32,208 --> 01:21:36,041 -Uh… try not to talk too fast. -I'm good. Thank you. 1622 01:21:36,125 --> 01:21:39,458 …to hear her ideas. Hands together for Devon Weisz. 1623 01:21:46,833 --> 01:21:47,750 Whoo! 1624 01:21:47,833 --> 01:21:49,958 -That was so good. So good. -Good job. 1625 01:21:50,041 --> 01:21:51,708 Thank you, Professor Ziemann. 1626 01:21:51,791 --> 01:21:54,625 This competition is all about helping students solve problems 1627 01:21:54,708 --> 01:21:56,125 in their daily lives. 1628 01:21:56,208 --> 01:21:59,375 When I think about the hardest problem first-year students face, 1629 01:21:59,458 --> 01:22:01,666 it isn't dealing with a demanding course load 1630 01:22:01,750 --> 01:22:04,208 or balancing our work and social lives. 1631 01:22:04,291 --> 01:22:06,833 It's trying to coexist with your shitty-ass roommate. 1632 01:22:09,416 --> 01:22:11,750 But I think structural design can help with that. 1633 01:22:15,000 --> 01:22:18,458 Now, a standard double dorm is 170 square feet. 1634 01:22:18,541 --> 01:22:19,541 Not too big. 1635 01:22:19,625 --> 01:22:21,000 And it can feel even smaller 1636 01:22:21,083 --> 01:22:23,625 when you're sharing the room with a total sociopath. 1637 01:22:26,666 --> 01:22:28,458 This is my roommate, Celeste. 1638 01:22:28,958 --> 01:22:31,958 Oh, should I have not used her real name? I'm sorry. 1639 01:22:32,041 --> 01:22:34,958 I'm off my meds, so I'm just not thinking straight. 1640 01:22:37,416 --> 01:22:38,708 And this doll is me. 1641 01:22:38,791 --> 01:22:41,666 If this doll seems traumatized, it's 'cause I am. 1642 01:22:46,333 --> 01:22:49,500 Now, Walton's dorms feature side-by-side closets, 1643 01:22:49,583 --> 01:22:51,000 which aren't very private. 1644 01:22:51,083 --> 01:22:54,541 "Ooh, look at all these clothes that don't belong to me." 1645 01:22:54,625 --> 01:22:57,375 "Ooh, I can't wait to wear them without asking." 1646 01:22:57,458 --> 01:22:59,625 Shout-out to my brother, Alex, 1647 01:22:59,708 --> 01:23:02,583 in the tech booth providing the voice of Celeste. 1648 01:23:03,375 --> 01:23:05,958 So, by raising the closet, 1649 01:23:06,041 --> 01:23:09,625 it becomes a little harder for this sticky-finger klepto to reach. 1650 01:23:09,708 --> 01:23:11,791 "Ooh, ooh, I can't reach." 1651 01:23:11,875 --> 01:23:14,291 "I just wanna wear your bras and underwear." 1652 01:23:16,958 --> 01:23:21,375 Next up, let's look at the typical layout of the beds. 1653 01:23:21,458 --> 01:23:25,625 Who here has come home to find your roommate eating food in your bed? 1654 01:23:26,208 --> 01:23:27,125 Yeah. 1655 01:23:27,625 --> 01:23:29,125 One time, I came home, 1656 01:23:29,208 --> 01:23:33,750 and I found my roommate getting eaten out on my bed. 1657 01:23:37,291 --> 01:23:39,000 Ahh! 1658 01:23:40,166 --> 01:23:41,625 Wait, you hooked up in her bed? 1659 01:23:41,708 --> 01:23:46,250 Anyways, by installing Murphy beds, we increase the livable space, 1660 01:23:46,333 --> 01:23:51,666 and it becomes a lot harder for Celeste to run train on a short king 1661 01:23:51,750 --> 01:23:53,375 while I'm writing her papers. 1662 01:23:53,458 --> 01:23:55,125 "Oh, wah." 1663 01:23:55,208 --> 01:23:57,541 "Oh, can you taste the kombucha?" 1664 01:23:59,916 --> 01:24:02,333 Why is that Celeste doll literally me? 1665 01:24:02,416 --> 01:24:05,375 So far, this design only benefits me. 1666 01:24:05,458 --> 01:24:07,958 So, I asked myself, 1667 01:24:08,041 --> 01:24:09,791 "What does Celeste need?" 1668 01:24:11,041 --> 01:24:12,083 It's hard 1669 01:24:12,166 --> 01:24:16,625 because she had humble beginnings growing up in this house. 1670 01:24:19,500 --> 01:24:22,000 What the fuck? 1671 01:24:22,083 --> 01:24:23,500 So here it is. 1672 01:24:24,000 --> 01:24:26,833 This is a soundproof partition wall. 1673 01:24:26,916 --> 01:24:31,833 So now I don't have to hear any more lies about Celeste's dad being a janitor 1674 01:24:31,916 --> 01:24:35,541 when he's actually the CEO of Staples. 1675 01:24:35,625 --> 01:24:38,000 Oh my God, dude. 1676 01:24:38,500 --> 01:24:40,583 Staples? The restaurant? 1677 01:24:41,083 --> 01:24:43,500 You're telling me she's a fuckin' nepo baby? 1678 01:24:43,583 --> 01:24:44,916 -Boo! -Yeah. 1679 01:24:45,000 --> 01:24:46,541 Oh, and one more thing. 1680 01:24:47,041 --> 01:24:48,458 Just for Celeste's side. 1681 01:24:48,541 --> 01:24:50,708 Twinkly lights with Polaroids. 1682 01:24:51,583 --> 01:24:53,416 Aww. 1683 01:24:53,500 --> 01:24:55,791 -Like our room. She must've got it from… -Yeah. 1684 01:24:55,875 --> 01:24:58,708 Thank you for listening. Go, architecture. 1685 01:25:09,666 --> 01:25:14,458 By the way, maybe TAs shouldn't use a class contact sheet as a dating service. 1686 01:25:15,291 --> 01:25:17,500 Jaime 1687 01:25:17,583 --> 01:25:23,583 You've been patiently waiting To hate me 1688 01:25:24,083 --> 01:25:25,083 And you and your… 1689 01:25:25,166 --> 01:25:26,375 Devon! 1690 01:25:26,458 --> 01:25:28,791 That was insane, but, like, in a good way, of course. 1691 01:25:28,875 --> 01:25:30,000 Thanks. 1692 01:25:30,500 --> 01:25:32,500 Where did you get that tiny furniture? 1693 01:25:32,583 --> 01:25:34,958 -I made it with my brother. -Whoa. 1694 01:25:35,041 --> 01:25:37,416 Oh, are you gonna be okay in there? 1695 01:25:37,916 --> 01:25:40,416 Yeah. I'll see you guys later. 1696 01:25:40,500 --> 01:25:43,250 Jaime 1697 01:25:43,333 --> 01:25:49,125 The clothes that you gave me Don't fit me 1698 01:25:49,208 --> 01:25:54,166 But you squeeze me until I could crack 1699 01:25:54,250 --> 01:25:55,708 Uh-huh 1700 01:25:57,416 --> 01:25:59,375 Uh-huh 1701 01:26:03,166 --> 01:26:06,541 You've turned my soul 1702 01:26:06,625 --> 01:26:10,333 Into your home 1703 01:26:15,000 --> 01:26:16,916 Ah-ah 1704 01:26:17,583 --> 01:26:20,041 Can't you leave me alone? 1705 01:26:53,250 --> 01:26:55,375 Dude, I called you, like, 15 times. 1706 01:26:56,041 --> 01:26:57,166 What's going on? 1707 01:27:01,708 --> 01:27:03,541 I'm confused. Did you do that? 1708 01:27:03,625 --> 01:27:07,166 No, dude. Ca… can you just come home, please? 1709 01:27:08,375 --> 01:27:12,625 I have my final this afternoon, but I'll pack up and go home right after. 1710 01:27:12,708 --> 01:27:14,000 I'm so sorry, Alex. 1711 01:27:14,500 --> 01:27:16,875 I wasn't there yet. 1712 01:27:20,125 --> 01:27:22,125 Stress and strain. 1713 01:27:22,208 --> 01:27:25,458 Stress is internal force per unit area. 1714 01:27:25,541 --> 01:27:30,500 I don't understand. Like, she never even tried to talk to me. 1715 01:27:30,583 --> 01:27:33,583 Instead, she… made this presentation 1716 01:27:33,666 --> 01:27:37,083 about what a shitty roommate I am to the entire school. 1717 01:27:37,166 --> 01:27:38,458 It was so humiliating. 1718 01:27:38,541 --> 01:27:41,708 Uh-huh, yeah, I can understand how that could be challenging, but-- 1719 01:27:41,791 --> 01:27:45,500 You know, all because she had a crush on a guy who liked me. 1720 01:27:45,583 --> 01:27:47,333 Like, it's not my fault. 1721 01:27:47,916 --> 01:27:49,125 Aw. 1722 01:27:49,625 --> 01:27:52,250 Aw, come here, come here. 1723 01:27:53,291 --> 01:27:54,708 What the hell? 1724 01:27:54,791 --> 01:27:55,791 Devon, hey… 1725 01:27:55,875 --> 01:28:00,083 -Um, this is a temporary solution. -Are you staying here?! 1726 01:28:00,166 --> 01:28:02,583 It's okay. I got this. 1727 01:28:06,375 --> 01:28:07,541 What's up, Devon? 1728 01:28:07,625 --> 01:28:09,708 Did you go to my brother's school this morning? 1729 01:28:09,791 --> 01:28:12,583 I'm sorry, what are you trying to accuse me of now? 1730 01:28:16,125 --> 01:28:17,333 Show me your bag. 1731 01:28:23,208 --> 01:28:24,291 Oh n… Uh… 1732 01:28:24,375 --> 01:28:25,750 All right, um… 1733 01:28:39,833 --> 01:28:41,833 Did you actually take my mom's bowls? 1734 01:28:41,916 --> 01:28:45,708 Oh my God, Devon. Why are you obsessed with these ugly-ass bowls? 1735 01:28:45,791 --> 01:28:46,750 Your mom is not good. 1736 01:28:46,833 --> 01:28:50,041 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, ladies, let's take a deep breath, okay? 1737 01:28:50,125 --> 01:28:52,375 -Let's de-escalate. -Hey, stop coming for my family! 1738 01:28:52,458 --> 01:28:53,833 -Okay. -You need help. 1739 01:28:53,916 --> 01:28:56,375 Maybe tell your rich dad to get you a new therapist. 1740 01:28:56,458 --> 01:28:58,666 -Hmm?! -No! De-escalate. 1741 01:28:58,750 --> 01:29:00,500 Let's go. 1742 01:29:00,958 --> 01:29:02,250 You… are… 1743 01:29:03,083 --> 01:29:05,208 so… spoiled! 1744 01:29:06,291 --> 01:29:10,666 You live in a 20-million-dollar house! I saw the Zillow! It has an elevator! 1745 01:29:10,750 --> 01:29:12,041 Okay. Good job. 1746 01:29:12,125 --> 01:29:13,875 All right, you're all making great points, 1747 01:29:13,958 --> 01:29:16,125 but the bowl throwing is fuckin' dangerous, 1748 01:29:16,208 --> 01:29:18,458 and I think I got some shrapnel in my eye. 1749 01:29:18,541 --> 01:29:20,583 I can't believe we used to be friends. 1750 01:29:20,666 --> 01:29:21,750 Friends? 1751 01:29:21,833 --> 01:29:24,083 You made out with the guy I liked! 1752 01:29:26,708 --> 01:29:28,750 You think we just made out? 1753 01:29:29,875 --> 01:29:32,125 No, um, I fucked him. 1754 01:29:32,208 --> 01:29:34,875 Yeah, no, I… I fucked him on spring break. 1755 01:29:34,958 --> 01:29:37,250 I fucked him on winter break. 1756 01:29:37,333 --> 01:29:41,083 When you showed up in his little office to ask him to hang out with you? 1757 01:29:41,166 --> 01:29:46,375 Yeah, I was under the desk because we had just fucked. 1758 01:29:47,583 --> 01:29:48,625 So… 1759 01:29:48,708 --> 01:29:49,750 You're disgusting. 1760 01:29:49,833 --> 01:29:52,208 Oh, hey, let's not slut-shame anyone. 1761 01:29:52,291 --> 01:29:54,500 He didn't like you. Just get over it. 1762 01:29:55,000 --> 01:29:56,083 You give off 1763 01:29:56,708 --> 01:29:58,208 kid-sister vibes. 1764 01:30:02,083 --> 01:30:04,958 Hey! You don't have a license to operate that! 1765 01:30:05,041 --> 01:30:06,166 No, no, no, no! 1766 01:30:07,333 --> 01:30:08,708 Everybody, chill. 1767 01:30:13,500 --> 01:30:15,083 My posters! 1768 01:30:15,166 --> 01:30:17,166 You're the firefighter, right? You put it out. 1769 01:30:17,250 --> 01:30:19,041 -Uh, lots of big feelings. -What the fuck? 1770 01:30:19,125 --> 01:30:22,541 Hey. God dammit! I gotta put this shit out. 1771 01:30:29,916 --> 01:30:31,666 We have to get outta here! 1772 01:30:35,208 --> 01:30:37,208 Fire! Guys, come on, let's go! 1773 01:30:37,291 --> 01:30:39,625 There's a fucking fire! 1774 01:30:39,708 --> 01:30:40,583 God! 1775 01:30:41,791 --> 01:30:42,958 This is mine! 1776 01:30:43,041 --> 01:30:45,458 -So? -Come on, come on! 1777 01:30:45,541 --> 01:30:48,083 Hey, Devon! Devon, let's talk. 1778 01:30:48,166 --> 01:30:50,833 -Okay! You wanna talk, let's talk! -Yes. 1779 01:30:50,916 --> 01:30:52,666 Why'd you lie about being poor? 1780 01:30:52,750 --> 01:30:55,625 'Cause when you're rich, people think your life is good. 1781 01:30:55,708 --> 01:30:59,375 And my life, my life is not good. My mom has Alzheimer's, 1782 01:30:59,458 --> 01:31:02,291 and my dad divorced her and married a girl two years older than me. 1783 01:31:02,375 --> 01:31:04,916 And you have been rubbing 1784 01:31:05,000 --> 01:31:09,708 your perfect fucking family in my face all year! 1785 01:31:09,791 --> 01:31:13,250 Well, you could've told me that, and I would've been there for you 1786 01:31:13,333 --> 01:31:16,916 because that's what friends do, you fucking psychopath! 1787 01:31:18,375 --> 01:31:21,125 You guys, stop it! We need to evacuate. 1788 01:31:21,208 --> 01:31:23,083 Shut the fuck up, Olivia! 1789 01:31:23,166 --> 01:31:25,500 -What did I do? -You don't know how to read the room! 1790 01:31:25,583 --> 01:31:27,208 Okay, well, there's a fire! 1791 01:31:27,708 --> 01:31:30,000 Oh, yeah, you gotta get your cute little stuffy. 1792 01:31:30,083 --> 01:31:31,708 I wanna rip its fucking head off! 1793 01:31:31,791 --> 01:31:32,666 Stop! 1794 01:31:32,750 --> 01:31:33,916 Give it to me! 1795 01:31:35,166 --> 01:31:36,500 Give it to me! 1796 01:31:39,458 --> 01:31:41,583 Give me my fucking sloth! 1797 01:31:44,125 --> 01:31:48,583 And I'm sorry to say, but that is how Devon killed Celeste. 1798 01:31:48,666 --> 01:31:49,666 -What?! -No! 1799 01:31:49,750 --> 01:31:53,625 I'm kidding, but Devon did burn the dorm down. 1800 01:31:58,500 --> 01:32:01,041 Careful. Are you okay? It's not too tight? 1801 01:32:05,166 --> 01:32:08,083 Whoa, whoa. Who is this guy? Why is he touching you? 1802 01:32:08,166 --> 01:32:09,375 He's a firefighter! 1803 01:32:09,458 --> 01:32:12,875 Okay, I'm begging you guys to break up. Like, right now. Break up right now. 1804 01:32:12,958 --> 01:32:16,375 She outed my son very publicly at his high school. 1805 01:32:16,458 --> 01:32:20,000 We always knew he was probably gay, but it wasn't her place to do that. 1806 01:32:20,083 --> 01:32:22,250 Also, she owes me $2,000. 1807 01:32:22,333 --> 01:32:24,291 Which is not important right now, Brian. 1808 01:32:24,375 --> 01:32:27,125 $2,000. I would like that to be on the record. 1809 01:32:28,416 --> 01:32:31,666 It's not my thing, they were… 1810 01:32:31,750 --> 01:32:33,791 Did you… You didn't… Don't answer any questions. 1811 01:32:33,875 --> 01:32:35,750 But she didn't do anything. The bottom line… 1812 01:32:35,833 --> 01:32:39,250 -Don't say anything. -My daughter's innocent. 1813 01:32:39,333 --> 01:32:41,791 I'd like to hear… 1814 01:32:41,875 --> 01:32:44,083 What you think 1815 01:32:44,166 --> 01:32:49,250 We passed a house, driving fast 1816 01:32:49,333 --> 01:32:52,916 The sun was shining on… 1817 01:32:53,000 --> 01:32:54,625 It's like USC all over again. 1818 01:32:54,708 --> 01:32:57,083 -Sir, you can't park here. -I'm good, I'm good. 1819 01:32:57,166 --> 01:32:59,958 Celeste! I'm sorry we're late, baby. 1820 01:33:00,041 --> 01:33:02,041 It took forever to get the lawyers on the line. 1821 01:33:02,125 --> 01:33:04,500 We're so glad you're okay. 1822 01:33:05,333 --> 01:33:06,625 Thanks, Katie. 1823 01:33:06,708 --> 01:33:09,125 John, he's still hungry. 1824 01:33:09,208 --> 01:33:11,916 -Can I go feed him in the car? -Yeah, yeah, go do your thing. 1825 01:33:13,250 --> 01:33:14,500 Did you tell Mom? 1826 01:33:15,083 --> 01:33:18,166 Uh… no. Why? 1827 01:33:22,041 --> 01:33:24,208 What school would you like to go to next? 1828 01:33:24,291 --> 01:33:25,791 This one burned down. 1829 01:33:25,875 --> 01:33:29,375 I don't need to go to another school. I need fucking rehab. 1830 01:33:29,458 --> 01:33:30,958 I have PTSD. 1831 01:33:31,541 --> 01:33:33,583 You got a fucking venereal disease? 1832 01:33:36,166 --> 01:33:37,500 Wow. 1833 01:33:37,583 --> 01:33:39,916 Yeah, that was really intense. 1834 01:33:40,000 --> 01:33:41,958 And that, my friends, 1835 01:33:42,041 --> 01:33:45,166 is the power of good storytelling. 1836 01:33:45,250 --> 01:33:48,500 Now, everybody get the hell outta here. 1837 01:33:49,083 --> 01:33:50,000 That's it? 1838 01:33:51,625 --> 01:33:52,791 That's it. 1839 01:33:53,916 --> 01:33:54,916 Okay. 1840 01:33:58,208 --> 01:33:59,208 Hey. 1841 01:34:00,041 --> 01:34:02,416 I'm sorry for saying you smell like an Italian sub. 1842 01:34:02,500 --> 01:34:06,333 I'm sorry for filming you sleeping. 1843 01:34:06,416 --> 01:34:07,458 Thanks. 1844 01:34:08,708 --> 01:34:10,833 -I miss us liking each other. -Yeah. 1845 01:34:13,166 --> 01:34:16,041 Bye, Melissa. 1846 01:34:16,125 --> 01:34:17,375 So cute. 1847 01:34:19,666 --> 01:34:21,666 Thank you, Dr. Schilling. 1848 01:34:22,291 --> 01:34:24,750 -This was great. -Very healing. 1849 01:34:24,833 --> 01:34:26,750 So glad it helped. 1850 01:34:26,833 --> 01:34:29,666 Um, whatever happened to Celeste? 1851 01:34:29,750 --> 01:34:31,250 Well, 1852 01:34:31,333 --> 01:34:35,166 Celeste ended up getting kicked out of two more schools, 1853 01:34:35,250 --> 01:34:37,625 so her dad finally cut her off financially. 1854 01:34:37,708 --> 01:34:38,791 And now… 1855 01:34:41,500 --> 01:34:43,708 That's hilarious. 1856 01:34:46,208 --> 01:34:48,666 Oh my God, that's you? 1857 01:34:48,750 --> 01:34:50,750 You work at Staples? 1858 01:34:51,250 --> 01:34:54,250 Now, that's hilarious! 1859 01:34:54,333 --> 01:34:55,875 Oh man! 1860 01:34:55,958 --> 01:34:58,625 You work at Staples! 1861 01:34:58,708 --> 01:35:01,166 You work at Staples! 1862 01:35:01,250 --> 01:35:03,333 -You work at Staples! -Shut the fuck up! 1863 01:35:04,208 --> 01:35:05,708 Karma's a bitch! 1864 01:35:05,791 --> 01:35:09,166 I just wish the end of that story wasn't such a bummer for Devon. 1865 01:35:09,250 --> 01:35:10,833 Oh my God, I know. 1866 01:35:10,916 --> 01:35:12,208 Fuckin' sucks. 1867 01:35:12,791 --> 01:35:14,458 What happened to her, anyway? 1868 01:35:16,041 --> 01:35:17,875 She's got a new roommate. 1869 01:35:32,416 --> 01:35:34,791 Okay, Weisz. This is you. 1870 01:35:39,708 --> 01:35:42,041 Enjoy your home for the next two months. 1871 01:35:45,125 --> 01:35:47,375 Mm. Nice. 1872 01:35:48,083 --> 01:35:49,166 Fresh meat. 1873 01:35:50,625 --> 01:35:51,958 What's your name? 1874 01:35:52,708 --> 01:35:53,708 Chuck. 1875 01:35:54,208 --> 01:35:58,875 'Cause I grind motherfuckers like you into prime-grade beef. 1876 01:35:59,458 --> 01:36:01,083 Yeah, okay. 1877 01:36:01,166 --> 01:36:03,208 Let me go over a few things with you. 1878 01:36:04,166 --> 01:36:07,333 One, don't touch my stuff. 1879 01:36:08,125 --> 01:36:10,791 Two, don't wear my clothes. 1880 01:36:10,875 --> 01:36:14,416 Three, don't have sex in my bed. 1881 01:36:15,000 --> 01:36:16,500 You follow these three rules, 1882 01:36:17,166 --> 01:36:20,708 I won't light you on fire when you're sleeping. 1883 01:36:22,750 --> 01:36:24,375 I was just kidding. 1884 01:36:24,458 --> 01:36:26,000 Dang! 1885 01:36:26,083 --> 01:36:27,333 It's all good, baby. 1886 01:36:27,416 --> 01:36:28,416 Relax. 1887 01:36:29,125 --> 01:36:31,166 So I'm Louise. 1888 01:36:31,666 --> 01:36:33,083 Welcome to the pen. 1889 01:36:33,166 --> 01:36:36,583 Okay, I have a little cooler over here. I got refreshments in there. 1890 01:36:36,666 --> 01:36:38,375 Would you like some LaCroix? 1891 01:36:38,458 --> 01:36:41,791 -No, no. I'm good, thank you. -Okay, of course, of course. 1892 01:36:41,875 --> 01:36:43,291 You got a family? 1893 01:36:43,375 --> 01:36:44,625 I have a brother. 1894 01:36:44,708 --> 01:36:46,208 He actually just came out. 1895 01:36:46,291 --> 01:36:47,500 Of prison? 1896 01:36:47,583 --> 01:36:48,958 Out of the closet. 1897 01:36:50,833 --> 01:36:51,666 Well, damn! 1898 01:36:51,750 --> 01:36:54,958 That must be, like, a very huge weight off his shoulders. 1899 01:36:55,041 --> 01:36:56,916 Yeah, I think it is. 1900 01:36:57,000 --> 01:36:58,583 Okay. Where y'all from? 1901 01:36:58,666 --> 01:37:00,875 -Montclair, New Jersey. -Montclair? 1902 01:37:00,958 --> 01:37:03,708 Girl, I robbed four jewelry stores in Montclair. 1903 01:37:03,791 --> 01:37:05,916 -No, that was you? -That was me! 1904 01:37:06,000 --> 01:37:07,458 -Oh my God! -You heard of me? 1905 01:37:07,541 --> 01:37:08,791 Yes, I've heard of you! 1906 01:37:08,875 --> 01:37:10,708 Okay, I feel famous. Oh my God. 1907 01:37:10,791 --> 01:37:13,375 -Okay, this is why I'm going… -Girl, girl, girl, girl… 1908 01:37:13,458 --> 01:37:16,333 -Holy shit! They like each other? -What the fuck? 1909 01:37:16,416 --> 01:37:18,333 Yeah, it's really sweet, actually. 1910 01:37:18,416 --> 01:37:20,166 Okay, what happened to everybody else? 1911 01:37:20,250 --> 01:37:22,958 Oh, you thirsty bitches wanna know everyone's endings? 1912 01:37:23,041 --> 01:37:24,666 -Yes! -Duh! 1913 01:37:24,750 --> 01:37:26,083 All right, here you go. 1914 01:37:26,166 --> 01:37:28,208 Yeah, I don't know if you like me 1915 01:37:28,291 --> 01:37:30,208 Sometimes I think you might hate me 1916 01:37:30,291 --> 01:37:32,166 Sometimes I think I might hate you 1917 01:37:32,250 --> 01:37:34,041 Maybe you just wanna be me 1918 01:37:34,125 --> 01:37:35,958 You always say, "Let's go out" 1919 01:37:36,041 --> 01:37:37,916 So we go eat at a restaurant 1920 01:37:38,000 --> 01:37:39,958 Sometimes it feels a bit awkward 1921 01:37:40,041 --> 01:37:41,708 'Cause we don't have much in common 1922 01:37:41,791 --> 01:37:43,541 People say we're alike 1923 01:37:43,625 --> 01:37:45,541 They say we've got the same hair 1924 01:37:45,625 --> 01:37:47,416 We talk about making music 1925 01:37:47,500 --> 01:37:49,291 But I don't know if it's honest 1926 01:37:49,375 --> 01:37:51,375 Can't tell if you wanna see me 1927 01:37:51,458 --> 01:37:53,125 Falling over and failing 1928 01:37:53,208 --> 01:37:55,125 And you can't tell what you're feeling 1929 01:37:55,208 --> 01:37:56,791 I think I know how you feel 1930 01:37:56,875 --> 01:37:58,083 Girl 1931 01:37:58,958 --> 01:38:01,833 It's so confusing sometimes To be a girl 1932 01:38:01,916 --> 01:38:04,166 Girl, girl, girl, girl 1933 01:38:04,250 --> 01:38:05,291 Girl 1934 01:38:06,583 --> 01:38:09,583 It's so confusing sometimes To be a girl 1935 01:38:09,666 --> 01:38:12,083 Girl, girl, girl, girl 1936 01:38:12,166 --> 01:38:13,375 Girl 1937 01:38:14,291 --> 01:38:16,125 How do you feel being a 1938 01:38:16,208 --> 01:38:17,041 Girl? 1939 01:38:17,125 --> 01:38:18,250 Girl, girl 1940 01:38:18,333 --> 01:38:19,875 How do you feel being a 1941 01:38:19,958 --> 01:38:20,791 Girl? 1942 01:38:20,875 --> 01:38:22,000 Girl, girl, girl 1943 01:38:22,083 --> 01:38:23,791 Man, I don't know, I'm just a 1944 01:38:23,875 --> 01:38:24,833 Girl 1945 01:38:24,916 --> 01:38:27,458 Girl, girl, girl, girl 1946 01:38:27,541 --> 01:38:29,708 You're all about writing poems 1947 01:38:29,791 --> 01:38:31,666 But I'm about throwing parties 1948 01:38:31,750 --> 01:38:33,458 Think you should come to my party 1949 01:38:33,541 --> 01:38:35,416 And put your hands up 1950 01:38:35,500 --> 01:38:37,250 I think we're totally different 1951 01:38:37,333 --> 01:38:39,125 But opposites do attract 1952 01:38:39,208 --> 01:38:41,333 Maybe we're so meant to be 1953 01:38:41,416 --> 01:38:42,916 Just you and me 1954 01:38:43,000 --> 01:38:44,875 'Cause people say we're alike 1955 01:38:44,958 --> 01:38:46,875 They say we've got the same hair 1956 01:38:46,958 --> 01:38:48,875 One day we might make some music 1957 01:38:48,958 --> 01:38:50,791 The Internet would go crazy 1958 01:38:50,875 --> 01:38:52,666 But you might still wanna see me 1959 01:38:52,750 --> 01:38:54,625 Falling over and failing 1960 01:38:54,708 --> 01:38:58,166 At least we're closer to being On the same page 1961 01:38:58,250 --> 01:38:59,458 Girl 1962 01:39:00,500 --> 01:39:03,166 It's so confusing sometimes To be a girl 1963 01:39:03,250 --> 01:39:05,750 Girl, girl, girl, girl 1964 01:39:05,833 --> 01:39:06,875 Girl 1965 01:39:08,250 --> 01:39:10,916 It's so confusing sometimes To be a girl 1966 01:39:11,000 --> 01:39:13,500 Girl, girl, girl, girl 1967 01:39:13,583 --> 01:39:14,750 Girl 1968 01:39:15,666 --> 01:39:18,500 It's so confusing sometimes To be a girl 1969 01:39:18,583 --> 01:39:20,875 Girl, girl, girl, girl 1970 01:39:20,958 --> 01:39:22,333 Girl 1971 01:39:23,458 --> 01:39:25,500 How do you feel being a 1972 01:39:25,583 --> 01:39:27,375 Girl? Girl, girl, girl 1973 01:39:27,458 --> 01:39:29,291 How do you feel being a 1974 01:39:29,375 --> 01:39:30,875 Girl? Girl, girl, girl 1975 01:39:30,958 --> 01:39:32,958 Man, I don't know, I'm just a 1976 01:39:33,041 --> 01:39:33,875 Girl 1977 01:39:33,958 --> 01:39:37,250 Girl, girl, girl, girl 1978 01:39:41,708 --> 01:39:44,000 Girl, girl, girl, girl 1979 01:39:49,458 --> 01:39:51,708 Girl, girl, girl, girl 1980 01:40:10,083 --> 01:40:12,916 Standin' all alone now 1981 01:40:13,791 --> 01:40:16,583 Wish that I could drown you out 1982 01:40:17,083 --> 01:40:19,666 I wanna be better 1983 01:40:20,833 --> 01:40:23,916 But I can't think of how 1984 01:40:24,000 --> 01:40:26,958 I'm lookin' at faces 1985 01:40:27,583 --> 01:40:30,875 I see people pace around 1986 01:40:30,958 --> 01:40:33,708 I wanna get closer 1987 01:40:34,291 --> 01:40:37,791 But I'm busy stayin' on the ground 1988 01:40:38,291 --> 01:40:41,375 Comin' back to you 1989 01:40:41,875 --> 01:40:45,000 Back to you 1990 01:40:46,041 --> 01:40:48,333 Somehow 1991 01:40:48,875 --> 01:40:53,666 Comin' back to you 1992 01:40:53,750 --> 01:40:56,500 Back to you 1993 01:40:56,583 --> 01:40:59,041 Somehow 1994 01:41:02,625 --> 01:41:06,000 'Cause you are built complete 1995 01:41:06,083 --> 01:41:09,500 You're the entirety 1996 01:41:09,583 --> 01:41:13,000 I wish that you'd talk to me 1997 01:41:13,083 --> 01:41:16,583 I wish that you'd walk with me 1998 01:41:16,666 --> 01:41:20,208 'Cause you are built complete 1999 01:41:20,291 --> 01:41:23,666 You're the entirety 2000 01:41:23,750 --> 01:41:26,916 I'm just here following 2001 01:41:27,000 --> 01:41:30,291 I wish that you'd follow me 2002 01:41:30,375 --> 01:41:32,125 Ooh 2003 01:41:32,208 --> 01:41:34,500 Ooh, ooh 2004 01:41:34,583 --> 01:41:37,375 -Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh -Ooh, ooh 2005 01:41:37,458 --> 01:41:39,125 -Ooh -Oh-oh, oh-oh 2006 01:41:39,208 --> 01:41:41,000 -Ooh -Oh-oh 2007 01:41:41,083 --> 01:41:42,791 -Ooh -Oh-oh, oh-oh 2008 01:41:42,875 --> 01:41:44,458 -Ooh -Oh-oh 2009 01:41:44,541 --> 01:41:46,166 -Ooh -Oh-oh, oh-oh 2010 01:41:46,250 --> 01:41:47,875 I knew 2011 01:41:49,583 --> 01:41:51,583 The truth 2012 01:41:53,208 --> 01:41:54,958 With you 2013 01:41:56,750 --> 01:41:58,708 I do 2014 01:41:58,791 --> 01:42:00,166 Oh 2015 01:42:00,250 --> 01:42:01,916 I knew 2016 01:42:02,000 --> 01:42:05,375 -Ooh -'Cause you are built complete 2017 01:42:05,458 --> 01:42:09,125 -Oh-oh, oh-oh -You're the entirety 2018 01:42:09,208 --> 01:42:12,625 -Oh-oh, oh-oh -I wish that you'd talk to me 2019 01:42:12,708 --> 01:42:16,041 -I wish that you'd walk with me -I knew 2020 01:42:16,125 --> 01:42:19,708 -Ooh -'Cause you are built complete 2021 01:42:19,791 --> 01:42:22,958 You're the entirety 2022 01:42:23,041 --> 01:42:26,583 -Ooh -I'm just here following 2023 01:42:26,666 --> 01:42:30,000 -Ooh -I wish that you'd follow me 2024 01:42:30,083 --> 01:42:33,625 -Ooh -'Cause I'm just here following 2025 01:42:33,708 --> 01:42:37,000 -Ooh -I wish that you'd talk to me 2026 01:42:37,083 --> 01:42:40,625 -Ooh -I wish that you'd walk with me 2027 01:42:40,708 --> 01:42:44,375 -Ooh -I wish, oh, I wish