Previously on "The Real Housewives of Rhode Island"...
Got my hat.
Alicia's family, I love them.
My sister and Alicia's mom, they're best friends.
When they first met, I was six or eight.
My father left us homeless.
You were never homeless.
No, he did. He sold my house. He took my home as a child.
She's beauty, she's grace,
she's Miss Slam Pig United States.
If she can't take the heat of something
that she called me, that's on her.
I'm done with that.
Rich is going to be performing in a couple
of days and I think, like, we should all go.
Really? We should all go?
-I'm not inviting Kelsey. -Okay.
-Cheers, guys. -Cheers.
I've never seen Rich perform, so getting to
work with my girlfriend is gonna be fun.
When people hear the word homeless,
I didn't want you to say you're homeless 'cause you weren't.
My father sold my home.
You obviously couldn't wait to dissect it.
You showed your real colors.
No one's gonna ----ing say that to me.
Stop. All right.
If you're going through right now what you're feeling.
All of a sudden, the voice of reason bleeding high.
Please. You guys were here. Have a good time.
I'm done. I just don't even want to talk about it. I'm fine.
-I'm sure I can. -I have no sunglasses on.
Just take them. -All right.
That was the ride of hell.
I feel like Liz is taking something that is
so personal and out of respect for my family,
she should have never questioned me and never
talked to me like that.
And I'm mad at myself that I can't stop crying.
You guys had a long time to work it out.
-How are you? -Good, hi.
-Thank you. -Thank you.
Is this like the stage over here where the red thing is?
Yeah. Maybe. Liz is this where it is?
Yeah, in a minute.
I'm so uncomfortable. Oh, my God.
I wish that I could slide under the table right now.
I'll slide underneath it with you too.
My friend was never homeless in
the general sense of the term that we think it.
You have a big, beautiful family.
No one would ever allow you to be homeless.
And also, I don't want you to go through
that life believing that narrative.
What are you guys thinking? You're gonna get a drink?
Yep.
I'm gonna do the espresso martini with light Baileys.
Thank you.
-I'm gonna have the viola. -Beautiful. Great choice.
And for you? -I'll do the same thing, please.
Thank you.
Are you okay? -Yeah, I'm completely fine.
You okay? -I'm okay.
-Good. -Good.
-Are you worried? -Stop.
Are you worried? -Liz.
Relax.
It just seemed ----ing fake
and phony and disingenuous.
She said Alicia was never homeless herself.
She was like, well, you know,
my dad took the house
and then we had to move in with my grandmother.
That doesn't mean you're sleeping under
the stars in a sleeping bag homeless.
We're gonna have fun.
-What? -We're gonna have fun.
-Oh, yeah. It feels that. -Let's try.
Jo-Ellen, there have been too many instances
where she said one thing and did another,
and I'm really angry with her.
I need a minute to shift my emotions. Just respect my space.
Maybe sit at the other end of the table.
Get your ----ing hands off of me.
I'm just trying to be there for you.
I don't need you to be.
That's what friends do. -All right. Thanks.
You're welcome.
-Right here. Enjoy the show. -Thanks.
Yeah, of course.
-Hi, friends. -Hi.
-Oh, you look so pretty. -I love your outfit.
-Oh, my God. What's going on? -Oh, nothing.
She has allergies. She has allergies.
-Did you get your hair cut? -No. I got it blown out today.
Are we all okay?
The tension in the air is palpable.
Something has happened.
I'll have an espresso martini, please.
What is going on?
I'm feeling like a little weird.
Oh, Monique's here.
I've known Monique for like 20 years.
We used to work at a hair salon together.
Monique is married to Patrick Pass,
a former Patriots player.
And Rosie is also best friends with Monique.
I've been waiting for you for so...
If Monique was in the car ride, Monique would have ----ing
tore her new asshole.
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you ever so much and
good evening to everybody.
I'd like to welcome each and every
one of you to Sinatra Sunday.
So without any further delay,
direct from the bar...
-There's Rich! -...the star of our show...
Rich DiMare!
Hi, guys.
Welcome into Sinatra Sunday.
How you feeling, buddy? -I feel great.
How are you feeling? -I'm feeling fantastic.
Maybe we should sing a song.
Maybe we should.
♪ Oh, and the saints ♪
♪ Come marching in ♪
♪ When those saints come marching in ♪
In this situation, Rich is the star.
And I'm totally cool taking a back seat.
♪ Marching in ♪
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome in to Sinatra Sunday.
My name is Rich DiMare.
It's the Ron Poster trio.
Please eat up, drink up.
We'll see you on the other side of the break.
-I'm actually having fun. -He is such an entertainer.
He loves it.
He's just theatrical at all times.
I'm gonna go have a cigarette.
If you guys want to talk about what happened in the car.
Liz. I do love you.
Liz, I don't want to fight with you. I really love you.
Thank you all so much for coming to Rich's show.
-I don't want to make you upset. -You are.
And I'm sorry again for making you upset.
They had a fight on the drive here.
-Once again, I'm the monster. -No, you're not the monster.
I feel like I'm trapped in a nightmare.
She wants me to be the wicked witch,
but, honey, I'm just sitting here. You're doing it yourself.
You're being mean.
It's like, done.
Listen, everything is done. That was done in the car.
You guys talked it out and we're all...
Liz apologized 46 times.
Be honest with you. I'm not lying.
I know. I get it.
Neither one of you. -All right.
I'm sorry.
No, you gotta do what you gotta do.
But, like, I am not. This is not how I was born.
I'm going to go have a cigarette.
All right.
Congratulations, guys.
What happened?
She's not normal.
You didn't get me one.
-Oh, did you want one? -No, I'll just share.
I know how much you love Alicia.
Dude, you're a loving, amazing person.
You've known her your whole life.
I said...
You said I'm sorry 12 times.
I'm so sorry.
And I'm so sorry. And I got you going,
"Can you just understand what she meant?"
No, I do. I did.
All I ever did was say I was sorry.
No, don't do it again. -She fell hard.
Her dad left her. She has ----ed up sh-- that happened.
We all have. You have. I have.
Good for them. -I got it. Agreed.
I totally agree. I totally agree, Jo-Ellen.
I agree. However. However.
-How are you... -Dolly.
Said I was sorry 12 times.
Dolly was never homeless.
And you were the first one.
And so are you. Do you wanna do it?
Stop. Why are you doing this? Why?
Why are you going at me? -She was never homeless.
-What did I do? I'm telling you. -Get the [bleep] out of my face.
You -- ----ing. -Why?
Get the [bleep] out of my face.
What did I do?
Knock it off. Stop being a [bleep] to me.
This is not you and me fight. It's you and Alicia.
I'm trying to be there for both of you and you want to
be nasty to me?
Why are you doing this?
Why do you have to be so combative?
I'm trying to be there for you
and you act like a ----ing asshole to me.
I'm one of your best friends.
You disingenuous mother----er.
Why Liz? Why? Don't walk away. Say it.
I don't want to fight Liz head to head.
I care about her. She's like a mother to me.
She's like a big sister to me. But she's putting me in
that situation where what am I supposed to do?
And we got so many requests to get to.
I don't attack anyone.
I bring up no one's sh--. You want to [bleep] with me?
I'm ready. I'm down.
♪ Wise men say ♪
Ah! [speaks indistinctly]
♪ Only fools rush in ♪
I love this song.
[Bleep] off, Jo-Ellen.
♪ But I can't help ♪
♪ Falling in love ♪
♪ With you ♪
♪ Like a river flows ♪
I am a nasty human.
Good job, you did it.
I'll literally ----ing punch you in the face.
You pull my hair again.
No, you wanna know why I'm a nasty human to you?
You are my best friend.
I'm not -- you are not my best friend.
Knock it the [bleep] off.
You guys have to stop now. Get Liz.
-Stop it right now. -[Bleep]
Liz! Jo-Ellen. Don't you touch --
you can't do that. -Call me [bleep].
Jo-Ellen, do not react.
Don't react to her.
♪ Are meant to be ♪
Liz. Liz. You better stop right now.
You have to stop. Liz, you gotta stop right now.
It's not good. -Bye.
You gotta stop it.
If I'm being totally honest, I'm just happy it's not me.
♪ For I can't help ♪
♪ Falling in love ♪
♪ With ♪
♪ You ♪
Anyways, Rich is amazing at singing.
Coming up...
We have to decide on the lease soon.
It's hard, right? 'Cause like, I don't know what will happen.
Like, you know, we'll see.
She focused on one thing to try to destroy me,
to make it seem like I was lying.
If she was to walk in this room right now,
you mean she's gonna pretend she's your friend?
Why don't we do a few straddle jumps?
-The biggest jump you can do. -Yes. Whoo.
I'm gonna do one. -Go, Mommy, go.
I wish I could do a back tuck, but I'm not gonna risk it.
Ooh! Can I retire and do this every day?
It's either clouds or bows. Which would you prefer?
It doesn't matter to me. -Oh, my God. Amazing.
These are fun.
All right.
There's something about Twin Oaks, like, being here
with, like, my family, that's, like, nostalgic.
-Hey, Susan. -Welcome.
Your family's here. How are you? Long time to see.
-So pretty. -This is her big trophy.
Oh, this is heavy. Am I supposed to carry this for daddy?
No, I got it. I got it.
All right. Do you want me to hold your hand?
Did you win? -Yeah.
Come on, let's go.
[cheering]
-My baby. -It's a trophy!
Hi, everyone.
I'm officially a dance mom.
For the past three years, I think,
my daughter does dance all day long.
Beautiful.
We're all getting together to celebrate.
My daughter just won national title. Wait, what did she win?
Oh, sh--. Title. Championship. Hold on. Oh, my God.
What is it called? There's a name for it.
It's like, Miss Title. It's like, a big deal.
So it's time to celebrate at our favorite place, Twin Oaks.
-Is that a crown in there? -It's a crown.
This is like, Miss America for the dance world.
Like, it's huge. -Good. Good to see you.
Can I start you with a beverage?
A dirty martini?
-I think I'll do a lemonade. -Can I do
the garlic bread with a side of sauce?
Twin Oaks is, like, such a staple in Rhode Island.
There's just something about it. It's like, out of a movie.
But, like, the rumors are, like, you know,
the mob used to hang out at the bar there a lot.
Crooked cops, crooked lawyers.
Like, it was like, you know, a tale. Who knows if it's true?
So what has been going on? I have not seen you.
This summer's been so crazy. -Oh, there's so much going on.
You don't even know. Celina, go over there.
I don't want you to pay attention because
you're a stalker. -She knows all the dirt.
Celina, you're come over here, honey. Yeah. They gotta talk.
Girl talk.
Just, everyone, come closer. Auntie Judy, come closer.
I've been hanging around with these girls.
Went to the castle.
We all wore a mask.
And everyone, like, shared their emotions.
Talked about, like, my dad, the things that I remembered.
You know what I mean?
-Oh, I remember. -Right.
So this is the issue. One of the things I said was,
basically, my father left me for homeless.
And then Liz went. You weren't homeless? I said, no.
Thank you. So then we were in the car going to Boston.
All of a sudden, I don't know, something she just like snapped
like a -- so -- crazy person. -That's awful.
I almost feel insulted.
'Cause she disrespected me by --
That's why I didn't want you to know because
you take it about you.
I've known Liz since I was born
and she should know better.
She's abusive.
Sorry. I just ----ing felt good to say that. Sorry.
She embarrassed me. She focused on one thing
to try to destroy me, to make it seem like I was lying.
If she was to walk in this room right now,
you mean she's gonna pretend she's your friend?
I don't know 'cause I'm not talking.
I haven't answered her phone call and I didn't call her back.
I think she was jealous.
No --
You know why? You have a perfect life.
No, I don't. It's far from perfect. Far. I can't. I'm far.
I don't necessarily agree with my family.
My life isn't perfect. I'm not married yet.
I've been engaged for nine years.
I didn't even like the way Billy proposed to me.
He didn't ever give me my Cinderella moment.
I think it'd be nice if you, like, asked me the right way.
Maybe surprise me. -You're nearly 50 years old.
There's like a lot of things that I need to work on,
but I don't think that anyone will ever have
a perfect marriage or relationship or life.
-Is it the medication she takes? -No, I don't know what she's on.
I think. No, I don't know.
They deal in medical marijuana.
-Yeah, she doesn't need it. -You're a liar.
No, she doesn't like it. She doesn't mess with the plants.
It's very sacred.
I think it's a paranoia from the medicine.
Auntie, no, no, she doesn't take it.
She doesn't take it. The plant is spiritual.
You can't tell me.
I've been around the block.
Stop it. I'm peeing my pants.
Hello, Dolly Wally.
Mommy dressed you up. Oh, hello. Hi.
You got your coffee and a ham and cheese croissant.
-Kelsey's on her way. -There's a lot to unpack.
Let's go. Let's go sit outside. -Come on, dog.
Oh, she is the cutest.
Hello.
Lizzy. Oh, I like those glasses.
-Here, I got you a coffee. -Oh, thank you.
I thought it would have been slam pig on there.
I would have liked that one better.
Why not?
Jo-Ellen texted me. Do you want to hear what she said?
Yeah, we want to hear what she said.
And so it begins.
Liz And Alicia, I'm trying to calm Liz down,
but she thinks everyone is against her.
Nothing is helping. I wish she were here.
This is all I know.
It's something.
I need to hear what happened.
So we sit in the car. Alicia starts saying,
and my mother's saying, she's so proud of me
for telling my truth.
And so I said, Alicia, you were never homeless.
Now as I'm saying it, I get Jo-Ellen going,
"Oh, my God, Alicia, Alicia, your feelings are validated.
Your feelings are valid."
And that's coming out of the devil herself.
Right? So now I'm -- yeah, now I'm feeling it.
I'm feeling offense that this
human is taking the role of mediator.
Ooh. I'm sorry.
This human will never be a peacemaker in my life.
It was offensive to me.
That's not Jo-Ellen's role in anything.
She's only stirring the pot and making it worse.
I think that's what it is.
She has to be in the middle of everything.
Instead of saying, no, she didn't mean it that way,
she's saying she's sorry,
her stance was, you deserve to feel the way you feel,
and no one has the right to
take that away from you.
Who the wants to take the way you feel away from you?
I said I was sorry 1,200 times.
You know, I always question everything
that comes out of Jo-Ellen
'cause I just feel it's disingenuous.
And Jo-Ellen just wants to be liked by everyone.
You know what she does, and you know, it's so phony.
Like a phony baloney.
Oh, my God, I'm so glad I wasn't there.
If you were there, what would you have done?
Addressed both sides. But to me, I mean,
I want to stay out of it if I don't have any part of it.
I mean, I've had my own issues with Liz.
I feel like Liz's problems with
people stem from trust.
She does not trust Jo-Ellen at all.
And that is the nucleus of all of their problems.
So we get in the restaurant, but Jo-Ellen kept
putting her hands on me.
Like, calm down.
-That makes me more mad. -You're enraged. You're fuming.
Why are you so nasty?
See, now she's making her even more worked up.
Correct. I had no choice but to then shut it down.
She knew what she was doing. That little Jo devil.
They call me the scary one,
but I truly believe Jo-Ellen's capable of anything.
Anything.
I just find that Alicia can be not very strong minded.
I know.
But eventually she might come to her senses.
Her I'd reach out to. You have history.
Yeah.
Jo-Ellen, it is what it is.
But when I do look at her and she's like, I'm so kind.
And who I've gotten to
know through the years is not kind. Be yourself.
Talk about true colors.
Coming up...
So, Kelsey, like, where do you stand in all this?
Do you think that I did something crazy?
No, I really don't think you did.
Why didn't you say this to Liz?
-I brought my beach pail. -Sure it will come in handy.
It's Gucci.
Shut up.
It is. It's Gucci.
-Oh, there they are. Hi. -What a spread.
Just for you guys. Rosie, all for you.
You know how we are.
-What's going on? -Hello.
Hey, what's up, honey?
How you doing? -I'm good. How are you?
-You look good. -You look good.
Oh, my God. Rich's family is massive,
and I'm obsessed with them.
And honestly, it's the first time I've ever felt like I have
this big Italian family.
Rich's dad, he's so nice.
You can talk to him about anything.
He thinks I'm the biggest star in the entire world.
You're always asking us to get all the family together.
-This is the best. -Here we are.
This is the best.
And you have to come see our house.
I can't wait to see it.
All we have is foundation right now.
There's literally just like, piles of cement.
What's it like having three daughters now?
It's awesome. I always wanted eight kids.
We used to talk about that.
What? -What happened?
It stopped at me?
It stopped at you. Yeah.
-Enough, enough. -Speaking of kids.
Speaking of kids.
Don't even get me started with that.
Speaking of kids. You guys plan on kids anytime?
-Yeah, speaking of kids. -Right, right.
No, I understand that.
Rosie's kind of apprehensive.
Like, she's like. -Excuse me, Richard.
Excuse me.
Well, no, seriously, you're on the fence.
Yeah. I mean, it was never really my plan to have kids.
That's your decision. -I might not be good at it.
No, you'll be great at it. Trust me, you'll be good at it.
I was never the kid that was like,
I want to play house and be the mom.
I wanted to be the cool teenager.
Like...
If it was up to Rich, we would
have 17 children already.
Like father, like son.
If in two years, Rich is like, I really want a baby,
or it's a deal breaker, then obviously
I'd have to really consider that.
But when we got married, he was cool either way.
I'm obsessed with him and I'm obsessed
with his family, and I'm obsessed with our life.
So I don't know what we're gonna do. I really don't.
And you're getting so old every day.
I don't want them to have a 70-year-old dad.
I don't know why you have to take a shot at me.
You're getting just as old. -Excuse me.
At the same rate as I'm getting old.
Men have different biological clocks.
Technically, you're getting older quicker.
That's a lie. And my Botox would beg to differ with you.
I've never looked younger in my life.
Actually, I'm starving. Can you...
Can I make grilled cheese? No, tomato soup.
That would be ridiculous.
With some chips and an Arnold Palmer?
Thank you.
And I was thinking we could, like, come up with some
cocktails that we could put on the summer menu.
'Cause I just don't think that we utilize
the coffee til cocktails theme enough right now.
You make more money off cocktails
than you make on coffee. -Yeah.
-Go sit down. -You hate me around here.
-No, not at all. -You do.
The lease on Audrey's is up soon,
so we have to decide whether or not we're gonna
let it go or whether we're gonna re-up the lease.
I'll make drinks there.
It'll be like, I'm a bartender,
you're my patron. You know what I mean?
It does bring in money.
It's just not enough worth the effort.
It's easier to make money off cocktails than it is coffee.
So let's like, spruce up the menu a little bit.
Make it cutesy.
We have to make happy drinks that sell well.
Did you put orange juice in there?
-Just relax. -It's gorgeous.
It looks so beachy. -All right.
Wow. It's strong, but it's very good.
-So maybe an ocean drink? -Yeah, an ocean drink.
-A blue. -Okay, let's do that.
That looks nice.
Gonna be drunk before you leave here.
I think I might like that one better.
That's super cute. -That's very good.
And you think this will bring in more business?
Are you saying that with the shade?
No, no. No shade whatsoever.
We're doing a little bit more than breaking
even at this point.
Just feel like, you know, if we have
to decide on the lease soon as,
might as well just, like throw out some more creative ideas,
like kind of see if something like spikes and picks up.
No, I agree.
It's hard, right 'cause like, I don't know what will happen.
Like, you know, Just want to do what's best for everybody so.
We'll see.
Coming up...
-Thank you. -Have a good night, all right?
All right.
-Hi. -Hi.
-Hi, honey.
-How are you? -So cute in here.
-Tell me what we're doing. -We're gonna paint.
When did you get into painting?
I've always done it. My whole life.
I had like scholastic art awards in high school.
Shut up. I didn't know this about you.
Did you draw a portrait of yourself?
I thought this looked good when I did it, but now I...
It's not cute.
I haven't talked to you about my last time that I saw Liz.
Like, honestly, like, it was just.
It was aggressive and really, really hurtful.
I don't want to fight with her. She's one of my best friends.
She was just berating me and it wouldn't stop.
Kelsey, it was a lot and, like, we're in public.
I'm like, I'm not doing this.
I don't know why you're so mad at me.
I always knew that this day was gonna come and
I was in the middle of Jo-Ellen and
Liz in a fight that has nothing to do with me.
It wasn't that I didn't take her side.
It was that I wasn't a good enough mediator.
I wasn't there and it's like, I want to support
the both of them because
neither one of them is ever 100% right.
So, Kelsey, like, where do you stand in all this?
Like, I'm not trying to make you pick sides,
but it's a little uncomfortable.
Do you think that I did something wrong?
Like, am I crazy?
No, I really don't think you did.
I don't think there was any malice in you,
like consoling Alicia.
But listen, I already had my own ----ing sh-- with Liz.
You think I want it again?
But what kind of friendship is that?
Like, if you have to worry, is my friend mad?
Is she in a bad mood? I don't want to piss anyone off.
Part of me feels like Kelsey's scared of her, just like
we all are because there's no reasoning with Liz.
At a certain point, it's Liz's way or the highway.
She's scary as [bleep].
She's gonna come through the ----ing screen like "The Ring"
and like, climb out with her ----ing hair
and it's gonna be like...
Like that's what she does.
It's the scene from "The Ring."
I don't wanna fight with her.
I love her, but then there's the other part
of me that's like, don't be a bitch.
Don't cower down to her.
She needs to know that her behavior was
inappropriate.
Maybe she apologized, maybe she doesn't. I don't know.
I can't wait till you see my picture.
Oh, my God. Are you kidding?
Ready? -Show me.
Go.
Oh, my God, I'm so beautiful.
Those are some dick sucking lips.
-The resemblance is uncanny. -It is.
Could I have a table for two, please? Thank you.
So gorgeous out here. -It is. It's beautiful.
You can follow me right this way.
Thank you. I'm starving.
-Hello. -Hello, beauty.
-Gorgeous. -How are you?
Good. How are you? Oh, my God, look at you.
I haven't seen Liz since the polo match.
Liz checked up on me and sent a text message
when I was sick in bed.
I think I hearted her text,
but I was so dead and out of it.
I didn't have the energy to send a proper response.
Did you have a chance to look at what you'd like to drink?
What are you getting, Rulla?
I think I'm gonna have a margarita.
Make it easy. I'll have the same thing.
-Same thing, yeah? -How are you feeling?
-Still on the mend. -I sent you that message.
I meant that, you know. -And I truly thank you.
Looks delish. -Cheers.
All right, first cheers. Yes, thank you.
But I appreciate you reaching out. How have you been?
Yeah, you know. All right.
Alicia did tell me that things
got rocky between the both of you.
She told me some of it, but I'd love to hear your side.
I heard about something with Jo-Ellen and then...
-I'm actually allergic. -Are you?
I don't know and I never want to know.
Thank you.
It's my one thing I can't handle bees.
Okay. -Which one?
What would you like me to answer to you first.
Tell me what happened with Jo-Ellen more recently.
So we went to Boston.
I felt bamboozled and tag teamed.
I was on the defense.
Jo-Ellen taking the space of peacemaker and mediator.
Jo-Ellen, who cares about everybody.
'Cause she just plays this roles
and she plays that role and she just cares.
And I'm not like that.
And everybody loves me.
-Babe. -Give me a ----ing break.
I'm doubting Jo-Ellen's authenticity.
Wake up. Good morning. Good morning, Elizabeth.
But I'm not waking up.
I'm not -- This is where you're wrong.
I've felt that way. -Since the beginning.
Since the beginning.
Kelsey came by yesterday.
Isn't she like her boyfriend has a girlfriend
here and a girlfriend in Florida? No?
I don't know. You should ask her.
Anyone has questions about her ask.
But why did you bring it up in the first place?
I didn't bring up Kelsey in the first place.
You did open the door.
Attacking Rulla right now is kind of low lying fruit, Jo.
She is visibly going through it.
She questions your motives. -What's the motive?
I don't want her ----ing loser husband.
I feel bad and I think that you guys should feel bad.
Do you feel bad, though? Really, Jo?
I am constantly questioning her authenticity.
I'm flattered that she's so interested in my life.
But at the same time, you know, go fix yours.
Don't go lashing out on my husband.
I wouldn't do that to yours.
And there's a lot I could lash out on with her.
Let's just say that Jo-Ellen might
be guilty of what she accuses Brian of doing.
One thing I've heard is that Jo-Ellen is not
the most loyal to her husband.
It's like the pot calling the kettle black, you know?
I appreciate what you're bringing to the table now,
and I wish you and I would have had these conversations earlier.
Coming up...
-Looks good back there, baby. -What's all this baby talk?
Would you call us official?
-Hello. -What's up, girl?
-How are you? -I'm here.
-Good to see you. -How you been?
Been good. How about you?
I can't complain. Busy with this.
What's up, handsome?
-Hi, my love. -Hi, baby.
We're gonna put her through a workout.
And we're gonna torture you. Let's get after it.
I don't know if your ass could get any bigger for a guy.
Stop staring at it.
Bill takes the gym seriously.
Me, I do it cause I have to.
My ex used to pay for my gym membership,
but Bill's paying for this one.
Squeeze the glutes.
It's nice to look at a man who knows what he's doing.
He looks like Hercules
with the muscles and the blondish hair.
And if he had, like, what, a mermaid tail?
Is that what the Hercules has?
-Looks good back here, baby. -What's all this baby talk?
Are you guys, like, official? What do we got going on here?
Bill, you want to answer that.
Would you call us official? -Of course.
-Say it with integrity. -Of course, baby.
We never had an official conversation that was like, oh,
so you're my boyfriend and I'm your girlfriend?
And it was just, like, assumed.
Last rep, Bill. Good. We better be exclusive.
If not, I'm going back to my ex.
No, I'm kidding.
Is that the first time you ever told someone we were official?
Yeah, pretty much. It was a long wait, but,
yeah, it was definitely worth the wait.
I like to make sure I'm making the right decision.
I mean, it took me a little bit, but I made it.
A little bit.
You don't think two years was long enough?
-Too long. -Loyalty.
I didn't really get it in my relationship for
10 years, so I kind of tested him
a little bit to see if he really was loyal.
And he passed with flying colors.
He was celibate, waiting for me.
A long time.
How long was it?
A year.
You text me about the car last night. What do you want to do?
I'd like to get that figured out.
-Get rid of my car? -It's not your car.
So he pays your rent? Does he pay anything else?
My health insurance and my car insurance.
You know, you have the apartment, you have the car.
You don't want me to have any attachment to him.
No, his time's up.
You know that. You know how I am.
But listen, if you want to pay for things,
that's one thing, but, like, you don't want to pay for it.
What about my health insurance and everything else?
Like, I have my brain thing. Like.
I'll figure it out, Kels.
In 2015, I was in a car accident.
So my lawyer ordered me a CAT scan and they accidentally found
a brain tumor that I never even knew I had.
And if I didn't get it out immediately, like,
I could have gone blind.
My ex, he was very adamant on, you need good health insurance.
Because every year I needed to have two MRIs
just to make sure it didn't grow back.
I don't think at the end of the day
he wants to just, like, not that I would struggle.
But he doesn't wanna see that. -And I respect that.
But it's going to come to a point
where the line has to get drawn.
I just don't foresee the need.
I agree with Bill, but at the same time,
it's like, why is that a bad thing?
I'm going to not accept his gift to me because of Bill's ego?
No.
We'll let it run its course and...
Then we're on to us. -No, it's us.
It's us and that's it.
-Hello? -Hi.
-Hey. What's going on? -Nothing. What are you up to?
I'm just getting my hair and makeup done.
Where are you?
I'm driving right now, actually, to go meet Liz.
-Yeah. -She reached out to me.
I just need a break. -Yeah.
How did this happen? I'm happy that you guys
are actually meeting up. -I mean, I texted her yesterday
and said, hey, like, can we talk?
Or like, you know, can we meet up or whatever I said.
And she was like, yeah.
So we scheduled something and I just --
I don't know how this is going to go.
I'm not going to apologize until she says it first.
And I don't want it like a half-assed apology where I'm
like, I'm sorry, but -- -You literally did
nothing wrong, so you have nothing to be guilty about.
You know? -I'll see where this goes.
I'll let you know. I'm pulling up, Alicia.
Good luck.
All right. Thanks. Love you.
All right, bye. -Bye.
Love you, too. Bye.
All I want with today is to make things better.
Liz is coming in
with the same energy that I'm coming in with.
Thank you so much. I appreciate it. Thank you.
I think Liz owes me a big apology, but
truly, I don't think she'll ever give it because
Liz has something in her head that she thinks people
are against her even when they love her.
Thank you. -Have a good night, all right?
All right. Thank you.
-Hi. -Hi.
How are you?
-Good. -Thanks for meeting me.
Did you have a good day? -I had a great day.
I'm so cold right now.
-Bad? -No, like, top.
That's good. You love that.
Do you want to get started off with a drink
besides the water? -I'll have a sauvignon blanc.
-Pineapple. -You got it.
I'm hoping for an apology.
Optimistic about accountability, but it's just not gonna happen
because she's an asshole.
I feel -- oh, it's raining. It's turning to rain.
I feel like...
The rain is coming down.
I have no desire to fight with you. None.
What I'm not gonna do, right, is I'm not gonna
go back to the "homeless" thing and explain it.
-I'm not going back to that. -But I took...
offense to you positioning yourself
as the "peacemaker" in that ride.
Wouldn't you think a mediator
say something along the lines of, hey,
Alicia, you know where her heart is, you know what
she meant and what she didn't mean by it, rather than
your feelings are justified, and no one can take that away,
which is true, by the way, and I don't disagree.
But...
I think you were going at her hard.
You were stepping on your own,
you know, toes with the things that you were saying.
You were -- -I was stepping on my own toes.
No, no. I don't know what the phrase is.
I don't know. You were just kind of like mean.
I think there's a part of you that likes to escalate.
Let's be honest. -I'm here to make it better.
Don't try to make anything better. Ever.
Why are you so cruel to me? What did I do to you?
'Cause it's the ----ing truth.
What did I do to you? What did I do that night?
What did I do in the past? Why are you so mean?
I've been nothing but a good friend to you.
I look at you as one of my best friends.
Stop saying we're best friends.
We have never been best friends.
When my grandfather was dying, she was my first phone call.
She is one of my best friends. And to hear that she's not is.
Absolutely heartbreaking, gut wrenching. It's --
It's actually disgusting
and it's very hurtful.
I'm real and you're ----ing fake.
It's not real. It's cruel. It's mean.
You pulled my hair.
Did you kick my chair? Were you aggressive towards me?
-I pulled your hair. -Were you yes or no?
I don't know. -Good job. You did it.
Pull my hair again, Liz,
I'll literally ----ing punch you in the face.
Do you remember me pulling your hair?
I remember you tugged at it. I remember you kicking
me in my chair.
You remember I tugged at your hair? You're a freak.
I pulled your hair? You are the ----ing devil.
I didn't pull your hair and you know it.
Do you know I pulled off to kick my chair?
-I kicked your chair. -No, you did.
You smashed it and pushing it.
Why is it me ----ed up when you're ----ing kicking me?
-Guess what? -Why?
I don't need to be here.
I don't need to be here with someone attacking me.
Attacking my character.
It's kind of getting late, and I think I'm gonna go.
The minute she said I put my hands on her, I knew.
I knew right there. All right.
We're not here to reconcile.
We are here to ----ing battle.
And I couldn't take anymore. I just couldn't.
I don't believe I put my hands on her in any
kind of way except maybe to just get her chair away from me.
There's a difference.
I'm trying to get past this after
with the things that you said to me after the way you treated me.
I'm trying to move past this.
Bye-bye. Bye-bye.
I don't want to fight with Liz. I care about Liz.
And it's -- it's --
It's so embarrassing to know that, like, somebody you care
about doesn't care about you the same way.
Piece of sh--.
Crazy bitch.
Next time on "The Real Housewives of Rhode Island"...
I deserve an apology.
She doesn't seem to have to apologizing type.
Have you ever felt you were actually wrong on something?
-No. -Okay.
-I love an Arabian night. -Cheers.
We have this information that we haven't shared with her.
Do you know about the video? -I know nothing about a video.
Do you want to know what is in the video?