Previously on "The Real Housewives of Rhode Island"...
Liz!
Got my hat.
Alicia's family. I love them.
My sister and Alicia's mom,
they're best friends.
They're already attacking you.
-Come on in. -Ooh.
This is nice. -It's not 16,000-square-feet.
I moved out of my ex's house right before the Newport trip.
-How much is the rent? -I'm not paying for it.
-Who's paying for it? -Not for now.
Who do you think's paying for it?
-Your ex is paying for it. -Yeah.
More than has been uncovered.
Who are we even talking about?
Rulla? -Yeah.
[Gasps] This is bad.
There's this long hug.
They're, like, embracing each other.
It's like a five-minute hug. It's like, who hugs that long?
-Oh, my God. -Hey, Brian.
-Glad you're here. -So beautiful.
Brian, thank you for having us.
My pleasure.
I love hanging out with Rulla,
but I don't wanna give her the bad news.
I feel like I'm carrying a poster,
like, I know what you did last week.
Why does Kelsey care so much about
my house when she doesn't even have a ----ing house?
It's projection.
I'm gonna ask her to cut my hair again.
-Okay. -I'm doing everything I need
to do to keep everybody happy and then it's wah!
If that happens again and it's unjustified,
give them hell.
[siren wails]
Rosie, it was a joke.
Where the [bleep] is your house?
At least I'm on the deed of this ----ing house.
Like, where are you?
Everybody in Rhode Island knows you [bleep] married men.
Every single ----ing person.
Get the [bleep] out of my house.
Don't [bleep] touch me.
I'm so [bleep] over this sh--. This ----ing bitch.
[Bleep] off.
Such a [bleep].
Need to get my protection spray out.
Anywhere that she was.
I have to sage this whole ----ing house now.
-Hi. -Hi.
How'd the haircut go?
We didn't even get to the haircut.
I barely got in the house.
-What? -She freaked out, yells at me.
Starts saying, you [bleep] married men.
Everyone in Rhode island knows you're a whatever.
I go, what are you ----ing talking about?
I go, I've slept with six guys in my entire ----ing life, one.
Number two,
you [bleep] the basketball coach, but yet I'm the ho?
I've never slept with a married man in my life.
She slept with not just one. Two that I know of.
She didn't say any of this at any other point
when we were ever together.
One being a person at her old job.
And she ruined that guy's marriage.
Then there was another affair with a basketball coach.
He paid her off to not
talk about their relationship, which is why she has
money to buy a house
that she just bought.
All of a sudden you feel like you're
a macho man in your own home to try to,
like, talk down to me.
The same way that she says
my ex-boyfriend paid off the judges,
it's the same way that that coach paid
off her to shut her mouth.
I mean, those now, like, late allegations.
Yeah, no, no, I know. Like, she's mad that I called
her out, but she's lied about things.
And that's the whole premise of our arguments,
is that she's not honest. -I'm speechless right now.
I'm gonna send her a Venmo charge for my gas.
It took me to drive to her house.
I hear you.
Oh, my God, I'm so crooked.
Oh, my gosh. You are crooked.
-I should move it, huh? -Do you need this?
Yes.
Oh, no. Should I move? Oh, that guy's.
He's not gonna be happy with me. Such an asshole.
-All right. -This is like Costco.
-They have samples here? -They have samples here.
Oh, my gosh.
This is the biggest, heaviest chocolate bar I've ever seen.
-It's 11 pounds. -Oh, my God.
Should ths be the winner for trivia?
It's not the worst idea. -No, it's really not.
But we won't do that.
So who's coming to trivia?
All the girls. Rosie, Jo-Ellen, and Kelsey
and Liz and Alicia.
We're planning trivia night.
We're gonna go all out for it because anything we can add
that'll create success and buzz is something that we want
for Audrey's because we want Audrey's to make Jared happy.
-We could do pina coladas. -Is that too much?
-No. -You have a blender?
I have two blenders.
Yes. This is Jared's baby.
So hopefully something like this
really energizes it.
-Doritos. -Can't go wrong.
I guess we're selling doritos now.
Hi. Jared and I are stocking
up for trivia this week.
This is gonna be like, the most jacked up
trivia night you've had in a long time.
We're gonna have the girls there
and, you know, dominate the trivia.
So, like, I don't know if I want to go.
Wait, what if all the girls are going?
Because. -Bye, Rosie.
I let you talk about this. Tell Rich I say hello.
-Why? -Because Kelsey was just at my
house and she was supposed to cut my hair, and she pulled up
and had, like, a siren blasting and was like, house police.
House police. Where is the 8,000-square-feet?
And it was just like the craziest noise then.
Well, was she trying to be funny?
No, I don't think she was trying to be funny.
Rosie, it was a joke. It was a joke.
What kind of person comes
out like that with a siren saying
house police without being trying to be funny?
It didn't come across funny.
Like, I actually want nothing to do with her.
Like, I'm good.
I told her to get the [bleep] out of my house.
It was like really bad.
So should I not invite her to trivia?
I mean, you can do whatever you want, but if
she goes to trivia, I'm not going.
Well, no, I need you to go.
Obviously, I want you to be there over her.
I know.
I don't know what to do because you know that if I don't
invite her, she's gonna start it with me, too.
After our trip, I was like, I think I'm fitting in.
I think they're understanding me.
I walked away from it feeling that we were
really bonded as a group.
Apparently, I may have been the only one.
She's not gonna come if Kelsey comes,
so now I'm in a predicament.
Wait, what?
She couldn't even come to my house and be nice.
You think she's going to come to trivia and be nice?
No, she doesn't want to be nice.
She wants to be a mean girl.
I just really don't want it to explode in any way.
I want everybody just to have fun.
I just don't want Ashley to be in a sh--- position.
Honestly, like, do whatever you want.
If you want to invite her, cool, but I'm not going if
she's there. I'm just, like, not interested in
being a part of it anymore.
Okay, well, now I'm just
going to, like, let it simmer.
We'll talk to you later. -Bye.
Listen, if somebody's putting you in the predicament of,
like, well, I'm not going to go if they're there.
And it's like, well, now you're putting me in a bad position.
-I understand that. -I would just try to do
whatever you think is the best thing
and then you can live with your decision.
What I know I right now
is to just let this whole
situation simmer because I will come up with clarity.
I will get it. -I agree.
Can you pop open those Doritos?
No.
Guess the tide's coming up.
I got you beat, Alicia. Whoop, whoop.
Still works.
Hey, girl.
Hey, I'm at the beach. Where are you?
I'm right down in front of the lifeguard with --
Rulla!
Hi, pretty.
Yeah, sexy mama.
She is ready. So do you. Love you.
I was gonna wear those glasses. That would have been so funny.
We would've been twinning. -We would have been twinning.
So how was your day? Did you work?
I worked a little bit this morning.
-Yeah. -I just wanted to get some
things out of the way so I could see you and be in peace.
I feel guilty leaving the kids behind.
Are they at camp?
My mom's with Layla.
Luca's at baseball camp this week.
-That's really cute. -How about your little angel?
What's she up to today? -She's at camp too.
Lincoln School for girls. It's like woman empowerment.
Like classes.
Like kind of like how to run a business.
Alicia, I love that you need to be in there.
I know. Oh, my God. Amanda.
Oh my God. I thought I was seeing things.
Oh, my God. Who are you with?
My girlfriend. You're about to go on tuning.
I was literally just thinking of you this morning.
Have you seen Jo-Ellen at all lately?
Not really, no.
-Last summer? -No.
Just shows you that I'm not the only one
who's had issues with Jo-Ellen. -I know.
Amanda and Jo-Ellen were really close.
They no longer talk.
Jo-Ellen stirred some kind of pots there.
This is what defines Jo-Ellen, unfortunately.
She thinks she's a detective, but she's really just being
a douche.
All right, so how does that happen?
How does this, like, how does -- this is.
It's Rhode Island. It's Rhode Island.
What you just said, like, I totally didn't even remember,
is that like she has problems. -I feel so bad.
You know, there are two sides to every story.
But I know, for sure, she felt stabbed in the back by her too.
Right, right.
The last thing I want to do is spend time at
a trivia night with Jo-Ellen.
And Ashley did invite me,
but there's just been too much negative energy.
And I just have felt like I want to
distance myself from that for my own well being
and protection right now.
I always have had this light
and I feel like it's been dimmed.
No one's like, relationship's perfect.
And I'm not going to judge you because I mean, I've heard
it all from, you know, like from just even my family.
I'm just trying to do everything to stay zen, to smile,
'cause God forbid it happen to you, it would weigh you down.
Brian used to kiss the ground that I walked on.
And that's why it's just been very...
It's kind of hard to believe
that things like that can happen.
-Yeah. -You know, but it's like,
I'm taking steps up the ladder right now.
I'm just climbing right back up to kind of, like,
repair how I've always felt.
I want you to be happy. So I feel like I'm so happy
whatever you choose to do or what you are doing, you know?
So with the video, I still haven't talked to Rulla.
That's, like, brutal news to tell someone that has two kids.
How long have you been married for again?
We've been married for over nine years.
We've been together for over 12.
-That's a long time. -Yeah.
When I was younger, my dad left.
And my mom took my dad back a few times.
I forgive my mom trying to go back with my father
because she struggled financially,
she struggled emotionally.
And I feel bad for her that she had this burden,
you know, and she couldn't do anything about it.
Like, you have your own business.
Like, if he was to leave you, if you were to leave him,
you don't need him at all.
Like, if Billy was to ever do this to me,
I would have nothing.
He would basically own me because I'm not working.
Everything's in his name, you know?
And I think of you like, you're so set up that, like,
you don't need a man.
Here's the bottom line.
If the time were to come, something were to happen,
and you feel like you can't get it figured out now,
you're gonna be five times worse later.
And then there's your daughter.
Not to say he's not gonna leave things for her,
for Celina, but what steps
are you gonna take to take care
of you so that you feel empowered?
Because I am a finance expert,
I think that Alicia needs to take the time,
rather than sweeping things under the carpet,
to educate herself a little bit more.
I wanna make sure I can help her in any way
so that she can protect herself.
I'm so used to relying on him. He made it so easy.
And it's easy, too. A lot of women do.
But that's like me being lazy.
You need to just claim what's yours.
You have to claim your steak to Pizza Mamma
to put together, like, a little business plan.
Okay, I just -- I don't know what I'm waiting for.
I don't know. -Don't wait.
I'm very nervous to demand a stake in Pizza Mamma,
but Billy and I are, obviously, not married.
So if we were to break up
I do not want to be left with nothing.
You need to just get your financial
ducks in a row just to make sure that
you're socking money aside for yourself.
I don't. I used to. I was doing $10 a week.
That's better than zero.
Coming up...
Do you guys think it's bad if
you break up with somebody for them to
still pay for something?
Does he ask for anything in return?
Yeah. I gotta go back to his house
and blow him once a week.
I'm excited. See everybody.
Definitely.
Hi, how are you?
Reservation for six under Jo-Ellen.
-Yeah, of course. -Thank you.
Thank you. Oh, hello.
Hello, pretty. You look beautiful.
Thank you.
Hi, Gerry. Are you and Gary matching?
I just saw that. I was gonna go back to the car
and get a different jacket.
-Hi, guys. -How are you?
We all match tonight.
Hi, boss.
I'll sit here, right.
Why don't we switch? Because he's yours.
That one's mine.
Not that I don't want to sit next to you, Gary.
I would love to. -I really wanted to sit next
to you. She's making me.
Contrary to what Rosie said,
I don't suck dick for a career.
I went from one boyfriend
to the next and I suck his for free.
-We golfed. -You guys golfed today?
Billy probably is the top ten worst golf putters.
Gerry and Bill got together
and even Bill knows Gary.
They hang out by themselves,
but we haven't done double dates or triple dates
so this is the first time.
And it's nice like I feel like we're, like, actually together.
I have a gin drink they make
me at the bar with pomegranate and extra lemons.
-She knows. -The bartender knows.
Lemon drop martini on the rocks.
No limoncello. -Grey goose.
Martini, blue cheese, stuffed olives, please.
Are we doing our entrees too?
Yeah. Could I do a filet, please?
Medium rare. -I'll do a filet.
-Listen, it's been a minute. -Oh, my God.
This looks like straight alcohol.
Good. Maybe you need it.
Wait. What happened today?
Rosie called me today.
-Really? -I tried to be kind.
I am in, like, disbelief. I don't even know what to say.
I'm proud of you for sticking up for yourself.
Yeah.
I'm just shocked she called you.
Last I checked, Rosie and Jo-Ellen
weren't best buddies, like, Jo-Ellen didn't even like her.
There's a reason why I call Jo-Ellen
the little banana peel because you're just
walking around and striding along and boop.
You can just slip right on it and not even know it hit you.
Yeah.
Kind of.
Always.
Um, anyway, Rosie called you.
Yes. So Rosie called me this afternoon.
Oh, she wanted to tell you about our escapades?
I want to hear Rosie's account of what happened.
Rosie's account was you came in with,
I don't know if she's like a boombox,
some type of like a speaker and it was going whoo, whoo,
you were like, it's the square footage police.
She's telling me and she's like really angry and upset.
-Was she being like combative? -Oh, yeah.
One thing led to another. She's like, no, no.
You attacked my character. You attacked my house.
She started getting louder and louder.
Then she says my career is dick sucking.
-What? -No.
-What? -Like her...
-I know that's not true. -Billy knows that's not true.
And I was a slam pig. I don't even know what that means.
So I didn't hear any of this.
-Wait, what's a slam pig? -She called you a slam pig?
I'm gonna ask Google.
Word for word on Google,
a slam pig is a promiscuous woman
who's fat and ugly,
who pumps and dumps.
Does that look like me?
I don't think so.
Unattactive?
So basically, it's not a compliment.
It's a kind of term that is cruel
that's used in a locker room.
How stupid!
I don't really like those derogatory like slut --
phrases, I don't know.
Skeeve them, actually.
Slam pig.
Well, she said it when I was halfway out the door.
On top of it, she throws my sh-- on the ground.
-Really? -A few dryers in there.
You know, I'm worried about tomorrow
with trivia night.
Rosie will not go if Kelsey goes.
Bye-bye to Rosie.
I'll show up.
If she doesn't wanna show up, that's on her.
I would rather chew glass than go to trivia
night with Rosemary Woods.
But I'm going to be supportive for Ashley.
I wanna be there to support her, support Jared.
And hopefully there's a question of who's a lying bitch
'cause I would have the answer for that.
Guys, can I ask you a question?
-What? -No, something unrelated
I just wanted to open up this debate to the floor.
Do you guys think it's bad or do you think it's normal if
you break up with somebody that you've been with them for
an extended period of time for them to still pay for
something? -So he pays your rent.
Does he pay anything else?
My health insurance.
And my car insurance.
Fine. Completely fine.
I was living at Liz's house
and her ex-boyfriend was shoving money
underneath the door. -She said that!
Completely fine.
Does he ask for anything in return?
Yeah, I gotta go back to his house and blow him
once a week.
No.
See, I agree with you. Bill, what do you feel?
I mean, I get where the whole situation's coming from,
but, like, it's not his obligation.
And it shouldn't be hers to take from him.
It's not his problem.
Ten years of my life I dedicated to somebody.
It's not like I left with alimony.
Common law. It's a marriage.
Bill would have had me move in right when I left my ex's house.
I was like, no, I want my place for a year.
But also with my ex, if I do get
serious with Bill, he's not gonna pay the rent anymore.
I get that. I get where she comes from.
But, like, I don't want him paying for it.
Well, I don't wanna be homeless like Alicia.
Gar, remember I told you when we got home,
I was like, was Alicia ever homeless?
-And he was like... -Yeah, I don't know where --
I don't know where all that came from.
When she said that, I was taken aback.
Alicia, she's always had a very good life.
She was like, well, you know, my dad took the house.
And then we had to move in with my grandmother.
That doesn't mean you're sleeping under the stars
in a sleeping bag, homeless.
That means you're at somebody else's home
and that sucks and that sh--'s hard.
-Yeah. -But I don't think, like,
dad can take the house away from the mom and kids.
That's what she said. I wish you were on the walk with me.
She opened up, but like, I don't really wanna say
everything because that's like private and something that
she just said to me, but I've never heard that side of her.
I have a soft spot for Alicia. We have a history.
We have a past.
I was there -- -When she was a child.
Correct. I was there and you were never homeless.
Alicia and I, like, I know her familiarity.
I know her mom, I know her aunts.
I mean, I know who she is.
So, like I said what I said,
she was never homeless.
I stand by that.
My mother and her mother were, like,
best friends when they were 17 years old. We go way back.
I think I can speak pretty firmly about her childhood.
I think I would know she was homeless.
All right, so she wasn't homeless.
She exaggerated a little bit.
She's been hanging out with Rosie way too much.
Coming up...
She's beauty, she's grace.
She's Miss Slam Pig United States.
Oh, my God.
Order up, please.
This looks great.
I know. So everybody's coming?
Kelsey and Rosie are both coming.
So hopefully they're fine.
Tonight is trivia night.
A lot is riding on this. This is our place of business.
I don't want drama happening.
That would be just a bad look.
They'll be at different tables.
My digestion has not been right since having to deal with
this invite, disinvite situation.
I'm so nervous.
I don't like conflict.
I'm afraid something will arise.
If something arises, everybody's going home.
Trivia's canceled.
I'm not having a fight in here. You know what I mean?
-Oh, hi. -Hello.
Oh, my God, I love your outfit.
Do you, like, go back there a lot?
Oh, yeah, I go back and forth.
This is my favorite outfit you've worn.
-Oh, my God, stop. -No, it's nice.
You have bad news to tell me or something?
-Kelsey is coming. -Why?
Because you felt awkward and you didn't know how to say no?
Oh, yes, actually.
Well, she better stay the [bleep] away from me.
Well, that's why I designed this.
This is our table. That is their table.
I thought that maybe Liz could sit with us.
I like Liz.
Oh, look. Liz looks like she's 20 years old.
Oh, my God. Hello.
You look so good.
-Thank you. -You're gorgeous.
Do you need anything to eat? We can, like, put some dip in.
Do you have gin?
-Can I just get the sangria? -Yes. Very good here.
How are you doing? -How are we doing?
-I'm great. -Hi, guys.
Hi, Dolly.
-Hi. -Hi, honey.
-Hi, Dolly. -How are you?
-Are you guys good? -Yeah.
You guys look so pretty. Hi.
I got you the table over there so you and Alicia
and Kelsey can sit over there.
Rulla can't come tonight, but everybody else is.
But hang out with us until we -- until they come.
Come stand, order a drink.
I'm glad that everybody's here.
It's gonna be fun.
I think it's gonna be fun. -It's gonna be fun.
It's trivia. You can't have a bad time at trivia.
How are you doing today? How was yesterday?
I know you mentioned you threw
Kelsey's stuff outside.
Wait, we didn't get that far.
I felt really disrespected at
my own house. -Be honest.
Was there a little part of you that went in saying,
I'm gonna zing her back and show her?
Well, at the very least, she doesn't wanna talk to me
or hear what I'm saying.
So let me show her the physical plans.
I want to hear what she says. I want to hear what she says.
Why? I was asking a question. I just wanted the answer.
I'm waiting for the answer. I'm trying to get the answer.
Let her talk for a second.
I wanted to have a nice day.
She drove into my street with a bullhorn and mocked me.
I know Rosie feels disrespected, but, like,
was she really disrespected, or can she just not take a joke?
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
Welcome to trivia night here at Audrey's Coffee House
and Lounge. Category number one this evening is gonna be
about one of my favorite things in this world -- Disney.
Amazing. I'm so glad you're here. This is gonna be so fun.
I really think so. -It's packed.
Yeah. Aubrey's is so cute.
And I love Aubrey's, and I love trivia.
A wise pig in Toy Story.
The piggy bank. But what is his name?
I don't know. I think it might just be Piggy.
And there's so much to tell you.
-Are we on the same team? -Yes.
What's the pig's name in Toy Story?
-I think it's like bacon. -I wrote Kelsey.
Rosie called her a slam pig yesterday.
-What? -I'm dying right now.
Rosie called me right after it happened.
She was like shaken up.
I think she's had it.
She's always, like, the punching bag.
Kelsey, all right, where is she?
I need a drink.
Which one of the following
is not one of the nine "Star Wars" movies?
-No idea. -I know nothing about this.
Oh, my God.
She's beauty. She's grace.
She's Miss Slam Pig United States.
Oh, my God. I'm dead.
I'm gonna wear that sash with pride.
I'm gonna make sure everyone knows that you called me
a slam pig and if she can't take the heat of something
that she called me, that's on her.
-I'm done with that. -Just don't even look at it.
Please don't look at it. -I can't. It's so stupid.
She has a sense of humor. You can't say she doesn't.
I have never been in such a pickle like, I...
am in the middle of this and I am freaking out.
Hi, Rosie. How are you?
Kelsey must have thought that this was gonna be funny.
Thank you for not uninviting me. I appreciate it.
Do I think that Kelsey can really pull off this
Jabby joke? No.
This is nice, Rosie, listen, I learned a new word.
We don't need to talk.
I don't want to talk, believe me.
Then stop.
Slam Pig slash Sugar Baby for 100, Alex.
And the answer is. Who is Kelsey? Who is Kelsey?
Does anybody know? Just a bitch, apparently.
She's literally the worst.
-Lizzie. -All right.
So what's going on over there, Liz?
What's going on with your table?
I want to hear what Rosie has to say.
-Do you see my text? -Question number three.
Cliques gotta clique. You know that.
All right, what the [bleep] happened?
Let's be honest.
I think that you've been picked on a lot lately.
Thank you for having my back.
What is the name of the big blue bug in Providence,
Rhode Island?
I'm sick of people picking on you.
How would they like it if someone did that to them?
No, come sit.
Give me a break. You know what I mean?
Remember who you are. Stop trying to prove your point.
-You're right. -I'm sorry to interrupt, guys,
but do you know what the name of the big blue bug is?
I think it's just a big blue bug.
All right, hang on. I'll be right back.
Where the [bleep] are you going?
I just want to eat buffalo chicken dip.
I like to eat. Hi.
So she called you because she felt comfortable with you.
Rosie did, right?
-Join the party? -Yeah, you can join the party.
HBO stand for?
This is not like an attack on anybody.
We're just trying to, like, mediate it.
Why were you comfortable with Jo-Ellen?
She's got your back to a certain extent, right?
Yeah, she's been nice to me.
I send memes.
Yeah.
All right, so this middle really sucks.
'Cause I, like, really love Rosie, but I want to defend her,
but I can't because I feel like I don't
want to let you guys down.
You know, I think she was trying to joke,
and it obviously hurt your feelings.
But it obviously wasn't funny.
She was mocking me from the minute she showed up.
She's allowed to come in with a blowhorn and attack me.
-I didn't attack you. -Dude, like shut the [bleep] up.
You did. And you know, everybody has been
on team Kelsey, everybody's been letting her attack me.
-She was trying to be funny. -It wasn't funny.
-It was funny. -It hurt her feelings.
Everything hurts her feelings.
Shut the [bleep] up, dude.
You're coming across aggressive. -How? How?
You're so ----ing stupid...
Who's tired of ----ing yelling and fighting all the time?
Because I am. Holy sh--.
You're embarrassing at your own place.
I get it, Ashley. It's your place of business.
Fine. Worry about business.
These girls and their stupid
----ing clique know that what they're doing is wrong.
They're still gonna let her be mean like this,
and they're gonna tell me, oh, just let it go.
I'm not letting it go anymore. Buckle up.
It's gonna be a hell of a ----ing ride for you
if you think I'm gonna keep letting things go.
I'm not doing it 'cause there's no apology.
Why should I apologize after what you said?
Shut the [bleep] up.
It's so dumb.
-It was a joke. -It didn't go over well.
She was trying to be funny.
It's not funny. I'm done with this sh--.
I'm sorry to act like that, but I'm literally
so tired of this just somebody saying somebody.
So this somebody so and so.
It's like, can we just have a normal
----ing conversation that's not about drama?
She didn't [bleep] your boyfriend,
you didn't [bleep] her husband.
Let's just get it over with. It's so stupid.
It wasn't just a joke,
it was everything leading up to the joke, too.
It's been weeks of this.
You are unwilling to listen to someone's side of the story.
You listened to me once. -This is the exact reason
why you don't have friends.
I cannot deal with it. I can't.
She can't accept defeat. She's such a loser.
Really? I'm gonna go home and be a slam pig
and be like, I will do it with ----ing pride.
And I don't give two [bleep] about that.
Oink, oink, mother----er.
I want to come down too.
It's the same thing all the time. I'm done.
Watch your head. There's a piece of gum up there.
Go home and cry about it.
No, she's fine.
I don't give a crap about that.
Go home and cry about it.
Dude, you're such a loser.
Ooh. Wah!
Nobody died. -She slammed a plate. Shocker.
Oh, now it's getting a little embarrassing that this
is my establishment. -It was a joke.
It was a ----ing joke. -Where is my purse?
You want to go home?
She's attacking me again. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Leave me alone.
No. I'm not supposed to do this anymore. I'm going home.
I'm going home. -Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.
The clique needs to stop clicking. Seriously.
[Bleep] off.
I'm done with this sh--.
What the [bleep]?
Don't cry. Don't cry. I see it happening.
Ashley, I hate that it's at your place.
I really do. -I need like peace.
There's like no peace.
You're so sensitive.
What is the President's
helicopter called?
The President's helicopter -- thank you.
I love that. She goes, the President's helicopter...
Is called Marine One.
Yes, it is Marine One.
It's Marine One.
Coming up...
Going forward,
I just think instead of not knowing where I stand,
like, if anything ever happened to you.
If I die today, it all goes to you --
-I'm screwed. -No!
You can't trust me. That's the problem.
No. No one said that.
-Celina! -Coming!
I thought we're not allowed to wear shoes in the house.
Well, today is a business day.
Let me see. -That's hot.
All right, go get Daddy.
Let's go, sweetheart.
-Where are we going? -Inside, just follow.
Why are you wearing those sunglasses?
-Just come on. -Leave the dogs outside.
Oh, geez.
What is this? Why does this look like Celina's school project?
I am taking baby steps with Rulla's advice.
Baby steps. I got a science
fair poster board thing, because I know how to do that.
And I just figured to do, like, a little collage.
And I want to show him planning and have all these
great visions for Mamma so I deserve something.
Even if it's like, a frigging penny with my name on it.
Maybe not a penny. Let's be real here.
But, like, something, you know.
Why you wearing lipstick?
Cause we're getting in the vibe.
-I'm gonna kill you. -It's red lipstick.
It's like part of it.
We're getting in the vibe of Pizza Mamma.
Where it all started, what my vision was.
You wanted to name it Bruno.
And I was like, please, I have this vision.
And you went with it.
And now people love it. Embrace it.
This is, like, in my bloodlines like it is in yours.
I'm including Celina
'cause I feel like it's part of her, too, like this Pizza Mamma.
I feel like this is gonna be, like, her legacy, you know?
I'm doing this all for her.
All right, so, number one,
What made Pizza Mamma different than any other pizza restaurant?
Your chandeliers.
Yeah, it's glam. Like, who does that? Nobody. Right.
So we want to do more stuff like that to make us stand out.
This is really good. Hold on. Heart pizza.
But here's the thing. Not just for Valentine's Day.
I think it should be a gift.
People won't mind spending the extra $5.
Gift box on pizza for Christmas.
Like a red bow. -Oh, I like that.
-I just had an idea. -Hold on.
Throw me right off. I'm trying to focus right now.
-I could tell. -Please.
Mamma's notes.
Like, remember when I wrote you a note in your lunchbox?
It was like, it's a surprise.
It's like something special. -Oh, yeah.
I remember I said this. Is this my mother?
'Cause she never gave me a note in my life.
All right, quiet. You're giving out way too much information.
Okay, next. This part I'm nervous about.
;Cause I don't know how it to do the TV.
This is why we're a team.
You gotta plug in the HDMI cable.
-I don't know how to do that. -I'll show you.
I don't even know what HDMI means.
I'm always nervous to talk to Billy about
business because Billy is
very stickle about his business,
and he's also a business attorney.
So it's like, I really have to put on my,
like, game face for this.
All right, so this is how we're gonna take it to the next level.
Uniforms. I want it to be a cute outfit.
Like, if I was gonna work there,
what outfit would I want to wear?
You're gonna attract people that like
fashion and care about stuff like that.
'Cause it's a cute outfit. -Fair enough.
First model from Pizza Mamma. -Oh, I'm nervous.
Look like the Pizza Mamma soccer team.
Like, so cute. Right? And that's it.
Wow.
Guys did a great job. -What was your favorite part?
Quick, quick.
What did you like the best? -I like the notes a lot.
The uniform, I think, is the best part of it.
All right, let me let the dogs in.
All right, let the dogs in.
I'm taking off these shoes and put on now.
We're gonna get to real business, me and you.
And then Celina's gonna have a cracker outside.
I feel like I should be compensated.
I just feel like I do deserve credit.
And if I didn't have the ideas, all this stuff wouldn't
be happening for him in the first place, so.
You're welcome, Billy.
I'll give you some of this.
Okay, so what did you think?
It's just a question. If you put your --
Whoa. See? Okay.
I don't like that noise. -I'm sorry to hear that.
But listen, the reason why I wanted to talk to you, though,
is because Celina want her to, like, look up to me.
I want her not to rely on a man.
Kind of like how I do on you right now.
-Okay. -Okay.
So being a partner with you is kind of important to me.
And like, we are, are we not a partnership?
Yeah.
Do you trust me with the business?
No, not entirely.
Going forward, I just think instead of not
knowing where I stand, like, if anything ever
happened to you. -If I die today,
it all goes to you -- -No! I have an estate plan.
Like, I actually have a money manager involved to,
like, manage the money, because I know you don't know how to.
Right, which means that someone's controlling still me.
But that's fine. Okay, keep going.
I think you don't have an understanding of what these
things are, and as a result, you get defensive.
You can't trust me. That's the problem.
No, no one said that. You said that.
Did I use those words?
No, I'm just asking very nicely.
By not having a role model for a dad,
you just don't really trust love.
You're like, you could just leave me at any time.
It's hard to trust someone. It's hard to know that
they really love you and they really have your back.
Because, like, the one man that was supposed to protect
me took away my childhood home and abandoned me.
If, like, Billy did that to me, I would be like,
so you are basically leaving me and Celina homeless.
My heart's racing.
What are you asking specifically?
Moving forward, if we open up Pizza Mammas,
am I ever gonna have, like, 5% ownership, 10%?
Am I ever gonna be, like, I am part owner of that.
Yeah, you can be.
You came in and made it magical, and I agree that you should
be compensated for that.
It makes me excited.
I never thought this day would come.
Hell would freeze over before this day would happen.
So I think the challenge we're gonna
have now is, like, you have this vision, right?
-Yeah. -Like, this is all conceptual,
and I love everything about it.
I really do. You should take one piece
of this and make it happen.
Okay. It took him a long time.
He made me work for it, and I guess I needed that push.
Believe it or not, this will actually make
me feel more connected to that.
You write down whatever you want.
Alicia Carmady will next location of Pizza Mamma get...
10%... -Of Bill's share.
Of Billy's share. -Perfect.
If I work, and I'm gonna make it fair if she does work.
Oop, I spelled work wrong.
Oh, hi.
-Hello. -How are you?
I just really wanted to call and apologize to you.
I feel so bad about what happened at game night.
Like, I feel really, really bad.
You know, that, like, I kind of see humor in a lot of it.
But, yeah, I mean, it was a scene, obviously.
I'm not usually like that. I just feel like it's
been Kelsey attacking me.
I just, like, saw red and was like, okay,
let me say everything I've ever ----ing thought about you.
I don't want to be anywhere near her.
Yeah, no, it's okay.
You know, Rich is going to be performing in a couple of days,
and I think, like, we should all go.
Really? We should all go?
What do you mean, we should all go?
Every Sunday, Rich has a show at Cabo in South Boston.
I mean, I don't think it's normal for the other girls
to travel from Rhode Island to Boston because
they think 10 minutes away is, like, super far.
But it really is normal to go from Rhode Island to Boston.
It's only, like, 45 minutes, and a lot of people
live in Rhode Island and have to work in Boston.
It's really not that big of a deal.
I just want to, like, go out
and have fun, and I'm not inviting Kelsey.
-Okay. -There's no way Kelsey's
ever getting an invitation to Capo.
She's not getting invitation to anything
important to me in my entire life ever again.
It would be really refreshing for me not to hear,
you know, like, see what we can talk about
when we're not talking about Kelsey with that group.
Well, I mean, the good news is while we're at Capo,
none of us will really be able to talk at all because
we're going to be front row and Rich will be.
I love that.
I've been wanting to see, you know, this performance.
I mean, who can be mad while they're watching, like,
Frank Sinatra perform? -I know, right?
Thank you for inviting me.
Hopefully, when we're doing Rich's thing,
there's not another attack.
The only person that attacks me isn't coming.
So we should have a great night.
Coming up...
-I know you apologize. -I was sorry.
You're not sorry. 'Cause you keep going back.
You brought it up.
-No, I didn't. -You brought in.
I was telling her that I was talking to my mother.
----ing explain myself. You brought it up!
-Ooh. -What are you doing?
A little bit of this.
I got some things to do. What's going on with you?
I feel like you did unpack.
I did unpack, but...
No, I mean, unpack.
I'm ready for my toning tutorial, please.
-Okay. -Okay.
-You have all the accoutrements? -I do.
And, um, you may want gloves.
I know. I forgot about gloves.
It's not the end of the world.
It's not gonna stain you like crazy.
[whistling]
We really need this house to be done
'cause I can't be dealing with doing my eyelashes
in the living room.
I have to do my eyelashes in the living
room because the diva's in the bathroom.
-Well, they look great. -Well, I only have one eye.
Well, are you excited about tonight to see my
show for the 500th time? -I feel like I've seen
it more than 500 times, if I'm being honest.
I met Rich when he was the on air producer at
Kiss 108, which is the radio station he worked for.
He was starting to sing.
He asked me if I wanted to be in his music video.
♪ Can't believe it's true ♪
I was like, oh, my God, I get to be in Rich's music video.
And then I was his groupie in the music video.
♪ Everything I see reminds me of you ♪
I don't remember him being that nerdy
because to me, he was so cool.
He's much cooler now, which is odd considering he literally
sings Frank Sinatra music for a living.
Well, who's coming?
Well, that's a long story. -I need to know
'cause I gotta have a table ready for them.
All the girls except Rulla
never got back to me, so I'm assuming she's not coming.
And Kelsey's no longer invited,
so I'm gonna bring Monique instead.
Oh, yeah? Well, why? I mean.
Well, it was honestly, like, I can understand that.
I mean, I think everyone at Audrey's can understand it.
You're coming across aggressive.
How? How?
You're so ----ing stupid. -Go the [bleep] home
and cry about it.
Dude, you're such a loser.
Oink, oink, mother----er.
I can't keep inviting this girl to places.
I mean, I opened up my home to Kelsey.
What the [bleep]? Don't ever ----ing again,
ever touch me again. -[Bleep]
Clemmy is 100% still traumatized.
I'm not about to let you come to my husband's
place of work and have you sh-- all over that too.
Like, anytime I go to anything, she screams in my --
Well, you freaked out last time.
She showed up with a slam pig sash, Rich.
I understand. I don't want to blow up at Capo.
That's what I'm saying. -We'll sit there quietly.
We'll listen to fly me over wherever.
-To the moon. -New York.
I need to focus on the show. Gotta get into a good headspace.
-Do you have your pinky ring on? -I have it on.
I don't know what it is about the pinky ring,
but I feel like I'm a better singer.
And I can't explain it because I'm very Italian.
Very handsy, you know, like. -Oh, you handsy.
Very. Yes.
Get out. Boom.
I know you like that.
Coming up...
That's how you feel. No, that's how people should
----ing feel, like, don't tell me --
Liz, that's pissing me off. -I didn't want you
to say you're homeless 'cause you weren't, okay?
You weren't.
Thank you.
Hi. How cute you look.
What do you want to drink? -Whatever you have.
Where's Gary?
He has the kids right now.
He's going to a birthday party.
Oh, good. So you got out of the birthday party?
-I did. -Good for you.
Don't you get excited when you get to,
like, miss a birthday party? I hate to say that.
You know what? Yes. The answer is yes to that.
Thank you.
This is so cute.
I'm obsessed. This is really cute.
You know, I love cracker.
Oh, I love this.
When someone tells me I look familiar, I tell them I do porn.
Cheers to that. I love that.
-Hi. -Hi.
I'm obsessed with your outfit.
-I love this. -Hi, beautiful.
So that is fiesta for Frank Sinatra.
-I love it. -I love Frank Sinatra.
I love that kind of music. -Cheers, guys.
-Cheers. -I've never seen Rich perform.
I've seen it online, and he's very good.
So getting to go with my girlfriends gonna be fun.
We're gonna have a party in the car.
The board and a drink to go is, like, epic.
I'm really excited, and I think it's 'cause the board.
-We're having a good time. -I love a cracker.
Oh, it's fine. Hang on.
I'm gonna go on this side. I'll grab the board.
Hang on. -Okay.
How would one, like, transport what, like, cheese?
In, like, a paper bag?
Take this out. I don't. Because I don't want to drop it.
Not the whole time. -Yeah, we'll see.
Oh, [bleep] my knee. Oh, there goes my jacket.
There goes my shirt.
I'm all right. I got this.
-All right. -I'm starving.
You can't hold this the whole time.
-No, it's fine. -Should we have
brought in a Tupperware? -Well, it's too late now.
Are you upset that Kelsey wasn't invited?
It's safe to say she wasn't going
either way. -There's no love lost.
Kelsey doesn't want to go, so it's not like she's like,
oh, I'm so sad.
That's right. Let me take it. Let me take it.
And you hold your drink, and I'll hold the board.
I don't know.
No one eat that cheese right there.
I'm gonna take it.
Hi. I do want to say I feel bad.
They're both very stubborn.
I realized that at the coffee shop.
-Rosie was very bold that day. -Stubborn. I know.
I feel like Rosie's hurt, and I understand her hurt.
Maybe Rosie should take something from Celina.
What she would do is she normally just says,
if you don't want to play with me, I'm all set.
I have other people that want to play with me. I'm popular.
And she moves on.
Put your thing down. We can put it like this.
-Bring it on the pad. -Yeah, that's such a good idea.
Put it on the floor. Look, look, look, look, look.
Oh, my God. It's a tray. -Oh, it's a tray.
-Perfect. -That's so smart.
I can't believe you thought of that.
Tray all day.
By the way, you know I love a slam pig.
I've been saying that since my whole life.
By the way.
I never heard the phrase.
My mother started that. Slam pig. I love a slam pig.
She started the phrase?
With the phrase.
Yes. My mother is always like, she's a slam pig.
Well, no. Because you can Google it.
Speaking of my mom. So I actually have my mom over.
I was trying to make a cake for Celina for going back to school.
'Cause my daughter, like, loves cake.
Aah! -Oh, my dear God.
I don't know. He just went really fast up to
the back of that car. Sorry.
Oh, my God. I thought there was a bug!
-I'm so used to that. -Sorry.
My mom, I told her about my dad,
you know, and she was like, good.
Like, you should be talking about this, you know?
And I'm like, oh, it's just so awkward.
My mom was like, I was embarrassed about it, too.
Like, I was trying to protect you.
Like, how much can I remind you of what you've been through?
We blocked him out.
I think we both blocked him out. -I think I was affected. Was I?
When I was younger. -We had nowhere to go.
If you remember, we were going from house to house.
He was such a piece of sh--.
-Yeah. -I married the wrong man.
I did. I did. And I'm sorry for that.
I really am.
I hate being down here. It's ----ing weird.
I want you to look at me, too. -I know.
I'm trying to tell you. -But I want you to look at me.
-Do you not believe me? -No.
But I wanna see you. -Oh, I thought you.
There goes some basil and strawberry.
-Okay. -Oh, no, no.
Don't put it back on the board.
We don't know what was on the floor.
I left on the floor, Alicia, which strawberry was it?
This one? -And this.
Anyway, I'm feeling a little trapped back here.
I'm gonna switch.
I'm gonna put this... -Wait, no, no.
-You don't have to pull over. -I'll hold it. I can hold it.
That's all right. Hang on.
You move over. No. Move.
I can't distract myself when I did this.
-It's easy for me. -There I go.
All right. Should I get the cheese board?
Put it either on the ground or over here.
I got it.
Thank you so much for pulling over.
I apologize. -Now, I want you to look at me.
At the table where I wanted
to explain to you, like,
I was not trying to be insensitive is when
you said I was homeless.
My father left us homeless. -You were never homeless.
He sold my house. We had to move back with my grandmother.
You were never homeless.
But you have a big, beautiful family.
I lived in my grandmother's basement.
So you went to your home.
I lost my family home.
But I said the way we think homeless in America.
We think you're living out of your car on the street.
I had to move out of my home.
We had no home. That's "homeless."
I just shared something, like, so painful,
and I feel like, Liz, what is she trying to prove?
Would I lie about something like that?
Like, I'm not talking about your family and your life
and trying to tell you what happened in your family.
Like, just, like, know your role.
Know your place,
and don't pretend like you're so loyal and all that.
Right now. You're a snake.
Your phrase is different than how we typically think of.
You know what? Listen, what you went
through was absolutely atrocious.
I'm sure Gary still remembers my father.
My father was no peach. I don't know.
But even you said. Even Gary said it.
She was never homeless.
-You said even Gary said. -I did say that.
I'd fix it that second, though, if I misplaced a word.
Like, I'm very sorry, but at that time, we had to
move to my grandmother's basement.
I kind of feel like he took my home.
That's considered homeless.
I had to go back with my grandparents in
a ----ing basement. I'm trying to open up.
We can't take away the way you feel.
No, but I don't want to be judged on it either.
It's the phrase, though. Look at me.
I know, but it's just hard to say that that's how you feel.
No, that's how people should ----ing feel.
Like, don't tell me -- Liz, that's pissing me off.
When people hear the word homeless,
I didn't want you to say you homeless.
'Cause you weren't. Okay, you weren't.
You were trying to dissect what I was saying
when I was trying to be emotional.
You were dissecting it to make you feel better
that you had a point over me.
And it's ----ing bullsh--.
Instead of trying to be, like, dissecting me,
you could have just listened to me and been my
friend and be like, I'm sorry. -You know what?
But the first thing you went to was you were homeless.
And it's like, oh, here we ----ing go.
Well, the country thinks of homeless in a different way.
My father sold my home so considering that --
I got it. I am so sorry that happened.
Oh, my God. I don't want you to be sorry.
I don't want your ----ing know that I wish I never told
you because you obviously couldn't wait to dissect it.
And thank you because you showed your real colors.
Amen. I'm done. -All right.
You obviously couldn't wait to dissect it.
And thank you because you showed your real colors.
Amen. I'm done. All right.
No, I'm all set with it it's all ----ing ridiculous.
If you're gonna tell me a story, I'm not gonna dissect you.
I'm gonna listen to you and that's it.
I think it's disrespectful, to be honest with you.
I do. I don't like that, Liz.
I don't. I don't treat you like that.
So I immediately said I was sorry.
You're not sorry. 'Cause you keep going back.
You brought it up. You brought it up!
I was telling her that I was talking to my mother.
It's a hard situation right now to check out for everyone.
I don't dissect people when they're trying to open up to me.
Our childhood stuff is like very difficult.
I just don't, like. I'm just, like, annoyed.
All right, let's all take a breath.
It's fine. Alicia, what happened wasn't fine.
I don't even wanna say it's fine.
It's like something.
No, no, listen. what happened to you is not normal.
I don't wanna be the victim, but I just said something.
It just got weird. Whatever.
From my dad leaving,
he left us with nothing. I mean, we were like.
If I didn't have my grandparents,
where would I have gone?
Like, that's ----ed up. He ripped my childhood from me.
The one man that was supposed to protect me abandoned me.
I did not mean to invalidate your feelings.
In the moment, I am sorry that I jumped on the phrase.
Now my character's being attacked.
Now you see my true colors.
Don't do that to me.
Because I'm not Rosie.
I didn't expect you to
----ing dissect what I said over and over.
I did it. I did it once and I apologize.
No one's dissecting it. -Stop screaming.
I'm saying out loud how I felt.
Stop screaming, you love Alicia.
Do you love Alicia? Then stop!
Get out of my left ear.
Just say I love you, Alicia.
How many times am I gonna say I'm sorry?
Now you're pissing me off.
I said I'm sorry 1,200 times.
Look, did you ever stop and think
like, maybe I was not coming
from a vicious place when I did it.
Maybe your mom wouldn't have appreciated you telling a group
of women that you were homeless growing up.
She's got a big, beautiful family that would
never allow homelessness.
You know, me blurting that out was
like an effort to protect her family.
I don't think they would want her saying it.
I'm a ----ing good person. -I didn't say you weren't.
My true colors.
My true colors are ----ing beautiful.
No one said that you're not a good person.
----ing say that to me because I would be there for you.
Stop.
Stop. All right?
If you're going through right now what
you're feeling. -All of a sudden, the voice
of reason, bleeding high.
This one behind me,
her stance is fake and phony and disingenuous.
When I brought it up to her at dinner,
she's like, oh, it's nothing.
It's so no big deal. She wasn't. And even Gary said it.
But I'm now the bad guy.
I haven't been this angry in a really long time.
I just. I'm done. I just only want to talk about it. I'm fine.
I'm not trying to dissect or invalidate where you came from.
Let's change the subject. Let's move past this.
We're done talking about it. Alicia. It's done.
You're entitled to how you felt.
-I'm done. -Please.
You guys we're here to have a good time. Please.
Have your crackers.
Next time on "The Real Housewives of Rhode Island"...
The star of our show, Rich Sabari.
I'm telling you, get the [bleep] out of my face.
What did I do?
Good job. You did it.
I'll ----ing beat the sh-- out of you.
Jo-Ellen, do not react. Stop it right now.
Liz! No, no, no, no, no.