Previously on "The Real Housewives of Rhode Island"...
I appreciated you asking me to do the haircut.
You never posted anything.
Well, we never took any pictures of it.
-It doesn't matter. -It's not my job to take
a picture of the back of my ----ing head, Kelsey!
You, like, exaggerate things.
Like, yeah, me and Rich are building, like,
an 8,000-square-foot house.
You're attacking my house? You don't have a house.
I genuinely do want to make a connection with you.
I wanna be friends.
A lot of things were said that were very hurtful,
but I wanna move forward.
I'm starting my life completely over.
The last thing I wanna worry about is Rosie.
As a child, my mom sent me away to a behavioral program.
I remember that.
And so, I get sent away three times.
Third place was the worst.
That was the one that my mom ended up giving
partial custody to the state.
It hurts a lot to have no one that loves you growing up.
Rulla, she's like, you know, get me proof.
[gasps]
This is bad.
What are we gonna do?
I think she needs to see the video.
You're very close with her.
I don't want to be the one to share it with Rulla.
I don't, like, wanna, like, break her heart again.
Who needs a sugar daddy
when my life is this sweet?
I have a blessed life
and I'm a loyal wife.
Why settle for just a slice
when you can have the whole damn pie.
My life is like a romcom,
when I'm not crying, I'm laughing.
I used to report the news,
but now, I'm the headline.
I'm not trying to be mean,
I just mean what I say.
In the Ocean State,
I dispense the weed and the truth.
What do you want for lunch, my baby?
Chicken tenders.
Your favorite.
You're going to turn into chicken and fries
'cause you eat those every day.
No, I don't. -Oh, my God. Okay.
Don't get it on the couch, please.
Do not wipe your hands on the white carpet.
I mean, in what world?
I expect that of your sisters, but not of you.
Ganji, wanna go for a walk with mom?
How long is this gonna take, Liz?
This will take no time. Go ahead, sweetheart.
Go ahead. It's fine.
You ready to do this?
Ready to take your car 'cause you gotta start
driving it 'cause you have like 2,000 miles on it
and it's like almost a year old.
Look, Billy, there's a four leaf clover.
Billy! -What?
Come look. Hurry up. It's good luck.
Quick, there's a four leaf clover. I want you to look.
That's a weed.
-No, it's not. -That's a weed.
Yeah, it's probably poison ivy.
Do not touch it. Don't touch it.
Why would we have poison ivy?
I don't know what it is, but it's not a four leaf clover.
I've never seen that before.
-That is not a four leaf clover. -Yes, it is, Billy.
I'm gonna do a quick cracker before I get started.
See, I already get nervous.
There's nothing to be nervous about.
No, because you're too serious.
What do you want me to do?
We gotta go over here. We have to do this. Ugh.
I just -- I'll do whatever it takes so you can drive
to pick up Celina from dance or drop her off.
Celina dances five days a week then Billy's always
doing something, he's an entrepreneur.
So, like, I have to start driving my daughter
to her dance school.
But, like, I got some issues for driving bad.
I can't breathe, I feel like I'm suffocating, I get dizzy,
I feel like I'm gonna throw up,
and I almost feel like I can't feel my hands.
I can't help that I have a fear.
That bridge is like, it's crazy.
I understand but -- -I hate that I can't
pick her up. -I think you have to tap
you have to, like, take on your fears.
I need to have all of my crackers
in case I feel like I'm gonna faint.
I have rose water spray to wake myself up
'cause it's cold.
I have peppermint oil to help me focus.
And gum.
Those are all my things that I usually have
when I drive and a good playlist, of course.
All right, you ready to do this?
-Whatever. -Great.
So you gotta, like, listen.
You're already giving me orders.
I'm not giving you orders.
Just follow the -- the signs.
There's signs everywhere.
What the frick?
There's about thousands of signs.
All right, so once I'm on the highway, I'll tell you,
I want to hear about your trip. -My trip? I didn't go on a trip.
Well, when I --
I FaceTimed you guys, right? -Yeah.
You saw that creepy doll in the bed with you.
Celina, she was like, mom, why would you have a tea party
with dolls without me?
It is kind of weird that you...
That was just a part of the trip.
And then, you know, with Liz.
She, like, attacked me, like, crazy.
My father left us homeless.
You were never homeless in your life.
My blood was rushing because it was like not called for.
It was like upsetting, you know?
I'm not over it, but -- -I think because you know her.
That's the thing. That's what's tricky about it.
Like, you've known her since you were born.
I was a kid and I like, her sister, it's hard for me
because I respect her and I like,
I do put her on a pedastal.
So I think it comes at me stronger.
That was a stop sign. That was another one.
Why do they do two in a row?
All you can do is kind of control your reaction to it.
You can't control other people.
-Thank you, Billy. -You're welcome.
You're very deep.
I didn't tell you about Rulla and Brian.
So the end of the trip, Jo-Ellen shows me a video
of Brian with the mistress cheating on her.
Hugging her for about five minutes.
That was last week. -How do you know?
'Cause it said the date on it.
You can see the entire video. -You can make up the date
on something. -That's what I said, too,
but no, he was like, Billy, it was new, it was new.
I really hate these bumps over here.
-They're speed bumps. -My tires.
It's all right.
And then Jo-Ellen was like, you know, the dramatics.
Alicia, I want you to deal with this.
What are you gonna do with this video?
I don't know what I want to do with the information
'cause I gotta be honest with you,
she's obviously stressed out, I don't wanna kick someone
when they're down.
That, like, kills me.
Then you should do what you feel is right.
I just feel like just for a little bit,
I wanna feel the temperature of them still.
To see if they're like, you know what I mean?
I don't want to get -- it's too messy.
And they have children.
If there was a video of Billy, like the one about Brian,
I would definitely want one of my friends
to tell me, but I think Rulla will not be okay.
If she see this video or finds out about it,
that's embarrassing, it's, you know,
the father of her kids.
And that's that. That was my trip.
-Sounds emotionally draining. -I know.
Did you guys get to relax at all?
Um...not really.
This is the part. Tell them not to go behind that again.
I'm like sweaty already.
There's no bridge yet.
It's coming up.
I gotta take off my sunglasses.
This is what Celina does with me and she cries.
She cries?
She's like, mommy, it's okay. Breathe.
You're almost there. It's like torturous.
All right. Deep breaths.
Ah! I'm gonna pee my pants. Wait a minute.
But you did it, that's it.
-They changed it. -That was it.
So guess who's doing drop offs and pick offs?
Let's not -- yeah. Let's just baby steps.
Are you ready?
We're gonna go for a walk with Richie.
And I gotta say, your diet is really paying off.
Okay, let's go downstairs.
Let's go outside!
Rich? -Yeah.
What are you doing?
They left a little bit of a mess.
Me and Rich are in the process of building a 5,000-square-foot
addition to our home.
But right now, it's just a massive hole in the ground.
That just takes forever, huh? -Yeah, it's a process,
but it's going pretty good.
We started digging, but then we found a bunch of
boulders so that took three weeks instead of one.
Then we poured the foundation and there was like an issue
with that, now we're framing and went tricing.
Then I'll start decorating.
So the fun part isn't even starting any time soon.
I don't know what we're gonna do with this big hole.
Well, now we have to back fill it.
So we're gonna take the dirt here and put it up against here.
I might have to record you saying all this
and bring it to the next group event.
-Why? -Well, they're always trying to
discredit me with, like, the newest thing was
this isn't even a real project and we don't have any money.
So I was like okay.
Well, maybe they can help us back fill.
They can get a shovel -- -Everybody get a shovel!
Get a shovel.
Well, can we look at it later 'cause I told Clemmy
we'd go on a walk.
I wanna wear my moon boots.
They're technically for children.
-Oh, my God. Clemmy. -As she sh-- in the middle --
Clemmy, Clemmy.
Can't wait to do this on the walk?
In your princess dress? You couldn't hold it until after?
Come on, Clemmy. Let's get your cardio in.
This is how you do it.
It's not the speed, it's the movement.
I forgot to tell you, Kelsey,
she's moving into an apartment and the old guy
that she cheated on with the new guy --
-Yeah. -...who she saw like once
a month even when they were together is paying for it.
But I'm the problem.
Like, how do you make your money?
Like give me a ----ing break.
But not for nothing, like, why does Kelsey care
so much about my house when she doesn't even have
a ----ing house? -It's projection.
How did things with Kelsey turn good because
last I talked it was not great.
Can you stop?
Um, so she was just trying to say that, like, I've just never
tried with her and I explained all the ways that
I have done and --
She's rolling around in like dog poop.
Clemmy!
Clemmy.
That is not what a princess does.
We basically agreed that we probably have a lot more
in common than we have differences and that
we should just like try to have fun.
Kind of made up it sounds like a little bit.
Maybe you guys should do something together like --
I'm gonna ask her to cut my hair again.
Okay.
And this time, I'll make sure to post it.
I'd be more than happy to post her all over my Instagram.
She can give me a new haircut.
Help her out with her new business.
But just be a friend to me back. Be nice to me back.
Get to know me back.
It's not that hard.
I'm doing everything I need to do to keep everybody happy
and then it's whoa!
If that happens again and it's unjustified,
give them hell, speak your truth, and go at them.
'Cause they don't respect you,
they're just walking all over you
and if you don't push back at a certain point,
they're going to continue to do it.
Well, we're getting to the point where I am kind of
about to freak the [bleep] out. -Mm-hmm.
[exhales]
Coming up...
[siren wails]
What is that?
[knock on door]
-Hi. Come on in. -This is nice.
Wow.
-What do you think, mom? -I love it. Kelsey.
It's not 16,000 square feet.
Not anything near that, but it's spacious.
Nice living room, family room.
This is about the size of your closet.
But it'll do.
I moved out of my ex's house right before the Newport trip.
The relationship has, like, run its course.
There's like nothing more that's gonna be like
different than like what it is now.
I'm happy that my mom and my sister are here to help
because I'm used to assistance from everybody, really.
Is it just the bedroom upstairs?
Bedroom and closet.
My bed used to be made, this,
I gotta roll up the carpet.
Is your vanity staying there?
I don't have anywhere else to put it.
I used to have someone who was always doing my laundry,
making the bed, we had a live-in chef.
We had a driver.
So it was always somebody doing things for me
all the time.
The pool boy.
You go that way. -That's heavy, Kels.
So to go from that to this is like
a very big adjustment for me.
Oh, jeez.
You couldn't have paid extra for it to be put together already?
You know I usually have dad do this stuff.
How much is, um, the rent?
I'm not paying for it.
Wait, you're not paying for it?
-No, I'm not paying for it. -Who's paying for it?
Not for now. Who do you think's paying for it?
My ex. -Your ex is paying for it?
Yes.
At least for now. -How come you didn't tell me?
'Cause you're so nosy.
Does he pay anything else?
My health insurance and my car insurance.
Wait, could I sit?
Sit 'cause you're not doing any work anyway.
Can I sit? I'm gonna watch you.
This will be the first time I've ever lived on my own.
I haven't had bills in 10 years.
So my ex is offering to pay for my apartment.
What am I gonna say? No?
Do you wanna be financially independent from him?
Eventually.
This is not something that
I expect him to keep paying for forever.
And just because I wasn't "married"
doesn't mean that I'm not entitled to
support from somebody who I spent 10 years of my life with.
I could've moved into Bill's house. I didn't want to.
I wanted to feel what it was like to live on my own.
-Mm-hmm. -I needed to do it on my own.
Well, it's a learning experience
and it's a growth thing.
You had many years with him so.
It's a whole new change in your life.
As you get older, things change and what not but.
Look at you change, people change.
When you're 20 years old versus 30.
Twenty years, you're at a vulnerable age, you're young.
Well, no, I was young. I didn't care about
what I wanted in my 30s when I was that.
And I still want -- I mean.
You don't know if you want marriage or --
No. I do. I just wanna make sure it was the right person.
I wasn't just leaving for anybody.
Do you see it with Billy? Do you see a future with him?
Yeah. -Hello, girls.
Hi, Bill.
You brought the tools.
Here, come take over, please.
I don't wanna take over.
-Hey, Bill. -I'm Bob the Builder.
My parents never approved of my relationship with my ex.
They definitely accepted it to a certain degree.
They just knew that my ex, he wasn't gonna give me
a baby and that, to my mother, is the holy grail.
Can you see 'cause it's driving me nuts.
Please. -You'll come to the rescue
for the most part. -I know. I have to do this.
But the last thing I want in this very moment
is to blow up like a tick and be pregnant.
I want to be on my own, I want to feel like
what it's like to be like independent at least for a year
for my own like piece of mind.
So she needs to slow her roll.
My car's sh---ing the bed so I think I gotta get a new one.
Yeah, we're excited about that.
-Gonna sell it? -I'd like for her to sell it.
And then get her into something. -Getting rid of the car,
it's one less thing that my ex pays for.
That's why he wants me to get rid of it.
-Aw. See? -Yeah, exactly.
Then you're gonna pay, Billy?
She wants a Bentley.
Can I get a Lambo Urus?
-Let me see what else I can get. -I'll jump right on it.
Ooh!
-Don't shake it. -Don't shake it?
How do you do it?
Can you show her how to do it, Dawson?
Okay, breathe deep.
You can do it. Breathe... [inhales deeply]
One more deep breath. Okay, I think you're good now.
Thank you, Dawson.
Ugh, I'm already exhausted. How am I supposed to work now?
Obviously, Lizzy, Dawson is feeling much better.
Yeah, jeez, I didn't even realize he was sick.
His turn around was very quick.
My son Dawson had cold-induced asthma.
They're just taking Dawson to the emergency room.
All right, sorry. I'm always crying.
-Don't feel bad. -It's okay.
I was so grateful that I was in Newport
just like a half an hour away and I was able to go
and be with him.
Been here for about four hours now.
Just waiting to see the medicine kick in.
It could've been so much worse. Thank goodness my mom was here.
Ooh, this is your favorite book.
A book about all seasons. Here, you got chocolate.
You got chocolate. Right there, silly.
At 37 years old, I honestly still so reliant on my parents.
Mom.
Thank you for bringing him down, mom.
-Yeah. -Dawson, I love you.
Oh, we're just gonna stay here. You're gonna go to the basement.
You're gonna have fun.
I didn't even tell you.
My Newport trip with the ladies.
The trip was, like, overall pretty fun.
We had this gigantic slide.
Do you guys, like, feel like you're,
like, more assimilated? -Getting there, for sure.
I had a pretty good time on this trip.
I think that I'm making strides,
making friends here in Rhode Island.
I feel like I'm inching my way closer.
Come hang out with us sometime.
You're so grown up with your, like,
adult group of friends.
So speaking of that, I have a reel to do, and I would
love if you could help me shoot since Jared's gone.
It's fun for a house fragrance company.
So when does Jared do these?
Does he even have time with Audrey's?
Not really. He puts them off.
This is, like, one of our things that we're so
different, and I'm always
trying to encourage him to do, like, more organic content.
I really would like him to just
try to find a niche that he's passionate about on
Instagram, just because he has such a big following already.
And I want him to use it because obviously, it's more
lucrative than Audrey's will ever be, and he knows this.
Yeah.
I'm always on Jared for engagement.
We have multiple deals a year
that are worth more than what Jared nets at
Audrey's in a year, and that's an understatement.
Wouldn't you just rather put some more effort into
something that, like, we can make more money with?
That's kind of my bugaboo with him spending so much time at
Audrey's, however, I don't need the money of Jared using his
very attractive looks to make more on Instagram. That's okay.
All right, guys, I'm gonna read these smells off.
Cinnamon cider, pumpkin sweet vanilla,
honeycrisp oakwood.
These are just a few of the fall harvest scents.
Sorry, I just ----ed that up.
-Were you not recording that? -This is so much pressure.
-Wait, what? -Sorry.
Oh, mother effer.
Coming up...
What was, like, the worst thing that I did?
Jo-Ellen, your behavior was out of control.
What was it? What was so bad?
You were like, you know what?
No, she's better off in somebody else's hands.
The lies.
After everything you ----ing done to me,
you think this is funny? -What I did to you?
What have I done to you, bitch?
I've literally never done anything to you.
Are you ----ing kidding me right now?
Walking into my grandpa's house is heartbreaking because
there were so many memories of Christmases, family events.
Hi, sissy.
-Hi. -Hi, Mom.
Oh, my gosh. I haven't seen it since
It's all been ripped out. -Hi. How are you?
I'm good. Let me put these down.
No.
My grandfather was always a father figure
to me, so it's hard going
in here without him there.
Memories.
Oh, my God. This is your old bedroom.
Mom, do you remember, like, Jen, you were here. I was here.
And then you took Jen with you and let
her move into the house. and you left me here with Grammy
and Grandpa for, like, a couple more weeks.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I would love for my mom to be just the way my grandpa was,
but my mom wasn't as maternal, nor was my grandmother.
Want to sit here and look at the pictures?
Yeah.
I think that her mom didn't know how to show
her love, and it's just been brought down from generation to
generation, and so I'm just trying to break the cycle.
That was your Halloween costume.
You were a nun. -Because I was an angel.
Not.
Oh, look at you with Bill Clinton.
Did he try to hook up with you? -No.
-What were you dressed as there? -That's not me. It's Jen.
Oh. Wrong kid, sorry.
You think I'm mean? -You weren't nice.
I'll say that. -Jen loves me.
But you weren't nice growing up.
You weren't.
-And you were? -I'm not the parent.
Like, I don't need to.
You should have showed me how to be,
like, respectful and kind.
Because now I'm not.
I hate that about me.
-Do you get it from me? -I mean, if the shoe fits.
She's saying I was mean. -Mom.
Oh, no. -You make believe
that you didn't hurt me my whole life.
And you're blaming me for
the behaviors that you exhibited in your childhood.
No, that's not what I said.
You sent me away in seventh grade
and then eighth grade and then ninth grade.
But what was, like, the worst thing that I did?
Jo-Ellen, your behavior was out of control.
You were like, no, she's better off in somebody else's hands.
-The lies. -About what?
About being with people that you weren't
supposed to be with.
-Like who? Being with boys? -Yeah.
That's, like, what teenagers do.
And you would always say, like, no, like, you're bipolar.
You're this. I'm not bipolar.
I was definitely depressed as a child.
That's not, like, something
that you send your kid to, like, a place with,
like, drug addicts when I had never done drugs.
Well, I apologize now if I hurt you.
I didn't do it intentionally.
Trying to get...everything.
A lot of times I just had too much on my plate
at one time, and it was overwhelming.
Why didn't you ever, like, love me?
I loved you. If I didn't show it,
it's because that's how I was raised.
Let me give you an example of me growing up, all right?
How my mom treated me.
One night,they surprised us and came home early,
and I ran up the stairs,
and I hit my head, my eye on
the headboard, and I was bleeding all over the place.
You know what my mother said?
My floors. My floors. I just had them cleaned. My floors.
My floors, not my eye.
I'm bleeding, and I have to go get six stitches.
So you didn't feel loved?
-You didn't feel loved? -No.
Do you think that you kind of became your mom?
I do think a lot of me was like my mom.
That's how I was brought up,
and that's how I was bringing you up.
And I did try to change as you got older.
I know that you did the best that you could at the time.
We had a tough childhood. Like, there was points
like there was no way out. -I felt the same way.
I don't think you realize that, like,
the person that you were shaped who we became.
It's hard as an adult to look back on that.
And no matter how much therapy I've had,
I feel like I'm broken,
but, like, I love my kids more than anyone in the whole world.
And I just wish that you loved us that way.
I wish you put Jen and me
in that, like, most important category.
It doesn't make me feel good to know that I've done the damage
to you that I've done.
And it breaks my heart.
I promise to give it my
all to try to be a better parent
and to be there for you and your children.
Are you willing to forgive her?
If you want to work on us,
I need you to realize you have two daughters and three
grandchildren who need you.
And it's not about babysitting. It's about spending time.
Let's learn how to cook. Let's do things together.
I don't know. I need you to be there for me.
To figure out -- -I love you.
You know I love you. -I love you.
For my mom to say to me, I want to be a better mother
and a better grandmother to my kids.
I have been waiting for this my entire life.
My whole entire life.
I love you, too.
You made us strong, Mom. We'll give you that.
You made us strong. -You made me a bitch.
Coming up...
Hey, guys.
How's it going? Come on in.
So gorgeous.
Absolutely beautiful. Thank you for having us over.
I love hanging out with Rulla, but knowing about the video,
seeing Brian, I feel like I'm carrying a poster.
Like, I know. I know what you did last week.
Like, I just can't hide it.
-Hi, guys. -Hey, Liz.
What you doing?
-Building the short path. -How cool is that?
You know, this is my favorite room in the building.
It's where the magic happens, right?
-Yeah. -What are you up to?
We got Dolores coming in today.
We finally have a product we can try, right?
Gerry and I own a cannabis dispensary, and we developed so
many products, not only THC, but other
components of the plant.
I'm excited for her to see the lab.
She's never been back here.
This is where the science happened.
-That's it. -That's so cool.
Oh, she is now. Let me go get her. Hi.
Are you here? -Yeah.
It's like Fort Knox. I can't get in.
Oh, I need one of my little fobs to get you.
I'm gonna get you a fob. You'll have your own fob.
We're gonna get right to it. And taste test.
Look what you've made.
After countless hours of bitching about what
we were going through...
I came across as an old, bitter witch.
No. It was a menopause moment.
Hormones are all over the place, people. Patients are gone.
Dolores and I thought,
let's develop a menopause gummy.
I'll take these over to the lab.
Through Frank, Dolores has been involved
in cannabis for a few years now.
So we wanted to create this product
that can address all these negative
symptoms of menopause.
'Cause it's rough, it's turbulent.
-So this is the lab. -Hi.
-Hi, there. -This is so cool.
Looks like something out of a movie.
-Shaun. -Nice to meet you.
-This is Dolores. -How are you?
-Nice to meet you. -So you're the brains behind it?
I guess I am.
I think it's going to be a really
big help for a lot of people who need
this gummy right here. -Yeah, we're definitely looking
for relief of symptoms.
-You want to try them out? -Let's try them out.
It's like a jello shot. Cheers.
I'm so excited to finally have this test product.
I mean, what better place to do it?
Rhode Island is the first state in the US to actually
make menopausal women a protected class in
the workplace.
It's synergistic,
Really good.
-They're actually delicious. -The flavor's perfect.
And I'm in my glory right now because I have my Dolores.
She's got these connections, and she can put it out.
Plus, plus, win, win.
They have the perfect amount of tartness to balance.
-Yeah. -We do not change.
I would not change the taste on this at all.
It's amazing. -Effects wise, goal wise.
-Feel a little relaxed. -That's good.
All right, I'm gonna start loading this
machine up over here with oil, and then I'll talk to you later.
All right? -Menopause.
It hit me so hard, it nearly killed me.
I got so mental.
I lost weight. I went down to like 105 pounds.
Like, I was. It was not normal.
It was not a good look. I couldn't get out of bed.
I couldn't focus.
You think it's everyone and not you.
It's so bad, you don't even know yourself anymore.
You start to rethink your entire life.
You don't recognize yourself. Like, I used to be a wordsmith.
Now I can't even remember sometimes the simplest things.
Walking, swelling.
Look at my feet. They look like a bag of dicks.
Why are they so big?
Me and Paul almost broke up over it.
We were literally fist fighting over the thermostat.
"The change."
Oh, the change. You never even heard the menopause.
"The change." I'm the change.
Let's be honest. -I haven't felt this
good in a long time.
-This look even, B? -Yeah, it looks great.
Okay, this is, like, where some of my OCD sets in.
That's right.
I'm ready for a cocktail.
Yeah, we'll wait for them. They'd be ignorant if we're...
Drinking before they walk in?
I've already had, like, two shots of tequila, so,
you know, take the edge off a little.
We are having Billy and Alicia over for dinner.
I'm excited just to have some company and let loose.
I mean, I was very sick in bed, and between my hospital visits,
it's been more than a minute since I've had a drink.
What are we eating tonight?
What's the pasta that we're doing tonight?
Cacio e pepe.
Cacio e pepe with the bucatini.
That's my favorite. Bucatini? Yeah.
-Filet mignon. -And then we have beautiful
desserts. -I love Newport.
It's one of my favorite places to spend time in.
So I felt like I missed out a little bit.
But there's just been too much negative energy
surrounding Jo-Ellen and even some other friends in the group.
The thing is, Jo-Ellen's friends with the wrong people.
You gotta stop. Whatever Jo-Ellen is good.
You know what it is? She keeps showing me things...
Would I have been excited
about being trapped in a castle
for a couple nights with the group?
Probably not. I'd rather be in my own castle.
Watch your hand to me so I can get you out.
It doesn't have to be such a project.
Yeah. I got a hold of two bottles of champagne.
-Hello. -Hey, guys.
How's it going? Come on in.
So gorgeous. Absolutely beautiful.
Thank you for having us over.
-I'm glad you're here. -This is so beautiful.
-Been anxiously awaiting you. -My pleasure.
I love hanging out with Rulla, but I don't want
to give her the bad news about this video.
-Thanks for having us. -I feel like being in her house,
I want to die. I feel like I'm carrying a poster. Like, I know.
I know what you did last week.
I saw the time, the date. Like, I just can't hide it.
You guys should feel privileged.
You're using the company room. -Big deal.
I've used this, like, three times in five years.
I'm dead.
I'm feeling very uneasy because,
like, I really want to enjoy Brian and Rulla,
and I really want them to work on their marriage.
But, like, I just feel guilty.
Oh, my God, that menu looks great.
Thank you.
I'm gonna get yelled at for eating too much.
Oh, no, you have to eat tonight.
We're here for mangia, mangia, mangia.
How's Pizza Mamma? -Good.
Can tell it's not from a can because I don't get
heartburn from it. Like, I can eat your pizza fine.
You know, even at midnight when I come home.
Yeah, no, it is really good.
No, he wouldn't lie. Trust me.
No, I wouldn't lie.
So, wait, so I need to get Botox,
but I don't know when to fit in my schedule.
Do you do that? You have place, too?
-Yeah, we do everything. -They do it at their place.
The Back Spot is Rhode Island foot care.
The front part is Rhode Island Aesthetics.
So you do everything? -Oh, I didn't know that.
Wow, I'll go to you guys. -Plus, I'll charge you less.
Do you go?
-Of course. -So lucky.
See, here I am getting fat off the pizza restaurants.
At least when I get botox...
Like, she laughs at me like a genetically
modified organism. She's like,
I feel like I'm getting fat,
so I sell Ozempic, so I'll take a little Ozempic.
-I can't. -Then I feel like I lost
a little muscle, so I'll take, like, steroids.
Then I feel like I need a little Botox.
So, like, every day I'm doing something.
She goes, did you do something?
I said, well, yeah. I sell this sh--,
like, I might as well do it, you know?
I've been on Ozempic for, like, two years.
I microdose it.
This is incredible information.
I think the two shots of tequila he took
before you guys got here have got him.
Oh, no, this is true.
I'm dropping science on her. I'm dropping science.
I'm, like, having science class class right now.
I'm so jealous. So wait, Can I ask you a question?
Why are you jealous? You don't need Ozempic.
I know what you mean, though.
Please, I need him to just be quiet when he comes back.
He needs to give everybody else a turn.
He's all excited tonight.
Hey, sorry, guys. I had a work call I had to take.
But it's all good. Now we can have fun.
Wait, I thought he went to the bathroom.
Maybe someone's having a problem with their foot.
Maybe. You know, I give this guy too much credit, Brian.
All right, dig in, dig in so it doesn't get cold.
Billy's been dying for this.
That's not vodka, is it? -Of course it is.
Listen, listen.
I'm home. I don't have much to drive.
How long did you guys date before you got married?
-Three years. -It's an interesting story.
Yeah, we met in 2013.
What happened was I met her at Jackie's,
and like I said, what do you want to drink?
So she told me. So I ordered my drink,
then I ordered hers, and I said to the guy,
make hers a double, right?
So he made hers a double.
So every time we got around, she was having
a double to my single. So it worked out pretty well.
I don't want to tell Rulla about this video.
I don't want to tell her next week either.
I can't do it. I can'tdo it. I can't. I can't do it.
Call me a bad friend for not telling her right away.
Now, I just don't. I don't have it in me yet.
-Like, medium well. -Medium well, please.
-Same. -Medium's great.
-I used to like it medium rare. -Yeah, what happened?
Then I started operating and, like, the smell
of blood. -Messed you up?
The smell of blood smells just like that.
Brian!
A filet mignon looks like an Achilles tendon.
A filet mignon is tenderloin.
It's honestly an Achilles tendon.
They're never coming over again.
Coming up...
Kelsey, where the [bleep] is your house?
At least I'm on the deed at this [bleep] house.
Like, where are you?
Get the [bleep] out of my house.
You're a ----ing bitch.
Take your sh-- and get the [bleep] out of my house.
I don't care. Get the [bleep] out of my house.
Get the [bleep] out of my house.
-Hi, baby. -Hello.
What are you doing?
Oh, tell him I said hi.
-I will. -I was just checking in.
I'm on my way to cut Rosie's hair.
-Very nice. -I feel like now we're in
a better place. We're friendly now.
Right in the comfort of her own home.
I don't hold grudges.
Not only do I like glamming myself,
I do like glamming other people and making them feel beautiful.
So I think it's just a good way to
build a connection with her, get to know her.
I'm gonna bust her balls a little bit
and make light of the situation.
'Cause you know how I was
like, calling her out for lying about
her square footage
of her house? -Yeah.
I mean, we could joke about it now
like we're past it. -Okay.
Come on, Clemmy. Are you gonna be nice when
my friend comes over? Are you gonna be nice to her?
You want to talk to Richie? Come on.
-Hey, honey. -Hi. What are you doing?
Nothing much. I just got to Capo.
Kelsey's about to come over and I put the plans on the counter.
So now when she walks up the stairs,
she's going to have to look at the plan.
And I explained to Clemmy that this is
a friend who's been kind of mean to mommy but
that we're going to be nice to her anyway.
Well, Clemmy, she likes basically everybody.
So if she's like, what's up with this bitch?
I don't know. You know what I mean?
-Well, she's coming in soon. -All right, well, have fun.
-I'll talk to you later. -Bye.
[siren wails]
What is that?
[horn honks]
[siren wails] -What?
Hello?
This is unit one. I've got eyes on the property --
What are you doing?
-- suspect claims 8,000 square feet.
Hello? -What are you doing?
House police is here.
I live in a very nice community with a no siren ordinance.
You can't just be like, blasting sirens for no reason.
-Hi. -Oh, she's afraid.
-How are ya? -Good. How are you?
Good. I just had to bust balls.
Oh, okay.
So she's now not only being obnoxious to me,
it's my whole neighborhood.
-How are you? -I'm good.
Come here. Go show her all the plans.
Oh, my God.
Anyway, thank you for being.
Putting it on display. -Well, I had to.
I mean, you just drove in and you said 8,000 square feet,
which was the number in February.
This is the number now.
I mean, you can go measure it.
You're the one that wants to measure it so bad.
'Cause I don't even know what I'm doing.
Should we do it after your haircut?
I mean, if you want, we can do it now, too.
It might rain.
Maybe we should go do it now.
I'm good with plans here. I trust them.
What is the issue with the square footage?
Because I said it was gonna be 8,000 in February?
-No, Rosie. -And now it's 5,000.
Rosie, relax. I'm fine.
It was a weird thing to do. Honestly, I don't like that.
I literally thought I could joke with her.
I thought we were at that level where we could, like, laugh.
That is all that I was trying to do.
She needs to take a friggin' chill pill.
You've already attacked my house, my character,
literally, like, everything about me.
I never attacked.
This is such a nice neighborhood.
You're like 8,000 square feet. 8,000 square feet.
Rosie, it was a joke.
It was a joke. -I didn't think it was funny.
I was showing you my police radar. I thought it was funny.
I was making a joke. I was being light-hearted.
No, I don't think that's funny, actually.
This "funny joke"
proves that you're not trying to move forward with me.
You just want to make fun of me, and now you're coming to
my house and you're gonna do it again?
Seriously, it's ----ed up.
Well, I thought it was funny.
I'll show her these plans. She can see for herself.
You know, you could ask me some questions about them.
Since you guys talk behind my ----ing back all the time.
You're still calling me a liar and exaggerator,
and you just want to attack me constantly.
And I'm not here for it anymore.
Instead, you're driving in and you're saying 8,000 square feet,
like, Kelsey, where the [bleep] is your house?
You're driving in and you're saying 8,000 square feet, like,
Kelsey, where the [bleep] is your house?
At least I'm on the deed at this house. Like, where are you?
You're coming in here in my ----ing house and you're --
-You're being very aggressive. -I'm being aggressive.
You just came in with a ----ing siren.
Yes, I did because it's funny.
-It's not funny. -Laugh. Yes, it is.
After everything you've ----ing done to me,
you think this is funny?
-What I did to you? -What have I done to you, bitch?
I've literally never done anything to you.
Are you ----ing kidding me right now?
I'm sorry that I called you a ----ing polygamist at a picnic
when you have a boyfriend ----ing other girlfriend,
that's polyamory, that's polygamy.
Get the [bleep] out of my house.
I'm so over you. -I will.
This is so ----ed up.
That wasn't nice. I'm so ----ing tired of it. No.
You're a bitch. No. You said so ----ing much this whole summer.
Get the [bleep] out of my house. Go!
Get the [bleep] out. Stop ----ing talking.
Get your ----ing suitcase and get the [bleep] out of my house.
Who do you think you're talking to?
I think I'm talking to you and you're no one.
You're literally ----ing no one! You are no one.
Don't ever ----ing touch me again.
Ever touch me again.
You're literally no one.
Talk to me when you have a house,
talk to me when you have a husband,
talk to me when you have a ----ing career.
You don't have any of that. You don't have a career.
Sucking dick is not a ----ing career, bitch.
Shut the [bleep] up.
The only thing you've ever ----ing done in your entire
----ing life was win a pageant.
And you didn't even win.
Your ----ing sugar daddy had to pay the ----ing judges.
Shut the [bleep] up. Get the [bleep] out of my house.
We are not friends. We are not cool.
Yeah, you won it, you won it, you won it.
No, you ----ing didn't. -Really?
Get out of my house. Here I'll help you.
I'm so ----ing done with you.
That was so ----ing rude.
You come to my house and you do that.
I can do it myself.
Then get the [bleep] out of my house.
You're not welcome here.
You're such a ----ing bitch. I'm so ----ing tired of you.
And the ----ing clique. You're not welcome.
You're a ----ing bitch.
Take your sh-- and get the [bleep] out of my house.
-I will ----ing gladly. -I don't care.
Get the [bleep] out of my house.
I'm so ----ing over this sh--.
This ----ing bitch.
Rosie, by the way, I won the pageant fair and square.
So no, I don't suck dick for a living.
Actually, Kelsey...
Don't ever ----ing come for me again.
You're a slam pig. Get the [bleep] out of my house.
Do you want me to call the police?
You think you're all tough. You think you're all tough?
I think you're a ----ing bitch.
Nobody cares.
Get the [bleep] out of my house.
You're such a ----ing liar. Get out of my house!
I will! [Bleep] off.
You're such a ----ing loser.
What a bitch.
Next time on "The Real Housewives of Rhode Island"...
She's beauty, she's grace,
she's Miss Slam Pig United States.
Oh, my God.
She's allowed to come in with a blowhorn and attack me.
I didn't attack you.
Dude, like, shut the [bleep] up.
Can we just have a normal ----ing conversation?
First thing you went to was you were homeless.
-You brought up! -I was talking to my mother.
-Stop. -Buckle up.
It's going to be a hell of a ----ing ride.
Holy sh--!