Previously on "The Real Housewives of Rhode Island"...
Never have I ever been a polygamist.
-Could you imagine? -I thought Kelsey was that.
Rosie, shut the [bleep] up.
Like, are you out of your mind?
Mr. William. -What's going on?
How are you?
It's a hot topic is who I'm dating.
-Where you're at. -Yeah, a bit smaller.
If I decide to leave my boyfriend,
I better start making money.
Me and Alicia have been dying to know what happened on Saturday.
Is Liz's not here for a reason?
She feels like people are out to get her.
Do you think it's because she's super rich now
or is this been her whole life?
She's been like that her whole life.
It's who she is. She had to be tough.
Rosie and I have been, like, very intimidated by her.
I sometimes tend to jump down people's throats.
Alicia, you said she's always like that.
Rosie, I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Don't sh-- put in my mouth, because guess what?
You don't know me like that. Once you flip sh--,
I'll never see you the same again.
---ing slow your roll. You're not hot.
Welcome to Rhode Island, bitch. This is how we roll.
Who needs a sugar daddy
when my life is this sweet?
I have a blessed life
and I'm a loyal wife.
Why settle for just a slice
when you can have the whole damn pie.
My life is like a romcom,
when I'm not crying, I'm laughing.
I used to report the news,
but now, I'm the headline.
I'm not trying to be mean,
I just mean what I say.
In the Ocean State,
I dispense the weed and the truth.
Yellow's perfect. Gorgeous. I actually did a good job.
Done. I gotta show Billy. He's gonna be so proud.
Billy.
-That looks great.
-Who's coming over? -Jo-Ellen and Liz.
So I'm blowing up floats for adults.
How's everything going at the office?
-It's good. -Do me a favor.
Can you just let me know if my
schedule is open for next Thursday?
I have to plug some things in and I don't wanna
have any overlap. We need to clone me.
We've got production stuff to do, Clemmy.
Hello. -Hello. Listen, so I am
having a little surprise birthday party for Jack.
Have you heard of the Aurora Schooner?
We're gonna do a sunset cruise on it.
Oh, my God, that sounds so fun.
Jack and Anthony are two of my favorite people in Rhode Island.
We all just like, kind of run in the same,
like, gay circle, if you will.
So I was thinking you can invite a couple of the girls.
We'll get the girls and the gays together.
I mean, I obviously want to go. Like, the last time
I saw all these girls, it didn't go well.
And I'm like, do I even have any friends?
I'll have fun because you guys are there.
No promises with everybody else.
Hi, honey.
You look so beautiful. I'm so sorry.
You look gorgeous. -I'm glad to see you.
I just, you know. I made you flowers.
Oh, my God, you made --
Not this one, but you can take those.
Okay. I was gonna say, jeez,
Alicia, I think you did a little much.
-I tried. -Oh, hey, what's up?
Jo-Ellen, did you say hi to Jo-Ellen?
Hi, sweetie. How are you?
Thank you. Thank you. -How old was he?
-A hundred. -That's awesome.
I know.
He was like a second father to me when I lost my dad.
If my dad was flying, he was a flight attendant.
My grandfather would always step in if
it was a father daughter dance or anything like that.
And then when my father passed away,
my grandfather walked me down the aisle.
We had our first dance.
He was always there for me.
Was he my neighbor? Your grandfather?
Yes. He lived in Cranston,
right near you. -I remember him.
When I was in Chicago for work, I find out that my grandfather
is about to pass away. I was able to video chat with him.
I got to say my final goodbye and I feel like, truly,
in my head, in my heart, that I was there.
-Alicia, Liz is here. -Well done.
Liz! Look how pretty that dress is.
What's wrong with you? You look too pretty.
What's wrong with you?
Come over here. We're gonna open up some champagne, Billy.
Come on. How you feeling? Those are gorgeous flowers.
Here I am, thinking I'm being all cute, making it.
Wow. Cec, that's beautiful.
-What did you call her? -Cece.
-You didn't know that? -Cec. Cece. Cece.
-Cheers, girls. -I'm gonna get some food.
-We'll just carry it out. -There we go.
Should I bring the bottle of champagne?
Yeah. Little hair of the dog.
The dogs are at my mother's. They're getting babysat.
Jo-Ellen, we have so much to tell you.
I'm delirious today.
I can't imagine why our little Cece is rocky.
Why?
After Real Explorers, we're around the bonfire,
everyone's on Liz, why are people afraid of you?
What is it? Blah, blah, blah.
But Rosie, out of the clear blue,
looks at Cece and says, why don't you tell her what
you were really saying the other day?
Alicia stands up and goes, you ----ing hooah!
Welcome to Rhode Island, you ----ing bitch.
Ashley is like this. I'm dying. -I mean, I kind of feel bad
a little bit that I called her a whore.
That's a Rhode Island thing.
Like, you just say, hooah 'cause it feels good.
Rosie took my words and twisted it.
That was, like, a sensitive subject.
When I was talking about Liz, I was like, no, you didn't.
Like, I had your back for so long.
Like, I kept saying, oh, you gotta get to know her.
She's light, she's this.
But then when she turned on me like that,
I was like, wrong bitch.
I see red and I don't come back. -Sally, unlike anyone else,
you come back within seconds.
I forgive you. I love you.
This is record timing in flip flop world.
Wait, wait, did she say anything about me?
No. She didn't. I'm shocked. -Did Rulla?
-Rulla? No. -No. No one spoke of you.
I'm gonna say this.
Attacking Rulla right now is kind of low lying fruit, Jo.
She is visibly going through it like something's going on.
Should we dip in the pool, guys? Just to put our feet in?
Rulla said, if you have proof of my
husband with someone, bring it to me.
This has not been ongoing.
Show me that it's ongoing.
At this point, I'm feeling like Rulla doesn't wanna know.
What I would appreciate is Rulla to just say,
it's none of anyone's ----ing business.
I'll deal with it how I want.
Thank you, but no thank you.
-I feel bad for her. -That's good.
I feel bad that he's making a fool of her and I am
empathetic a bit like, you know what, Liz, that's not nice.
You may be lacking that empathetic.
It's there. It's there. It's really, really far down.
-It's not there. -It's there.
-Yeah. Don't make me laugh. -What the [bleep]?
-Hi. Thank you so much. -You're welcome.
Holy sh--. This is a gorgeous house.
This house could be the next "Bachelor" mansion.
I actually think you might be able to fit
two "Bachelor" mansions inside of it.
Ooh, full salon.
-Hi, how are you? -Look at this.
This is incredible. -Hi, how are you?
Good. This is so nice.
Thanks for coming.
So how often do you take clients here?
Whoever wants to come to see me.
I've always done hair and makeup since prom,
doing my friends, doing my own.
I think my passion for it like really
started taking off once I started
doing pageants like hair, makeup.
I never had to make it like a source of --
-Career. -Yeah.
I can hustle and I've hustled before.
When I first met my boyfriend, I was a waitress
and I lived with my parents
in a middle class household and I went
straight from my parents house to his house.
And then after that I never had to work.
But if I decide to leave, I'm gonna need to start like
being self-sufficient.
Yeah.
So my boyfriend, when he built the house, he had
all the intention on getting his hair cut here.
So this was before me. -That's so bougie.
So when I moved in here, I was like,
this house was made for me.
That's really nice.
You can put, like, slide down and put,
like, your neck in there.
-Does he have kids? -Mm-hmm.
Okay. How old are they?
They're -- I want to say three years younger than me.
Oh, my gosh. No way.
Lift up. Sorry.
You part your hair in the middle, right?
Yeah.
You and my sister have a number of similarities.
She's a hairstylist, too.
All right.
Dawson, you just took those away.
Dawson. He loves them, please.
Give them to him.
How are you getting clients? -The power of Instagram.
Yes. Seriously.
I am an influencer.
Why is this the sound of me doing my makeup?
Posting on Instagram in my world is kind of a trade.
It is in a transaction.
It is almost like money in itself.
I have, like, this little dealio of Royal Caribbean,
so I'm going on a cruise.
Very excited. -Nice.
I get to do an advertisement for the new ship.
After this haircut, I'm here to give her a little
advertisement, if she's good.
I'm glad that you came over. You wanted me to do your hair.
Well, thank you for doing it. It looks so cute. I love it.
I get to know you. Like, I feel like I've only --
I only got to see you, like, when Rosie was around.
You know how you always have, like, a clinger friend?
Whenever you're in a group, you're like, oh,
who's my friend that I'm gonna, like, hang on to?
I'm like, for me, that's obviously Rosie.
I just can't get to know her.
I don't know if that's her not opening up or
if she doesn't take to me.
I don't know. -Really?
Yeah. I cut her hair once, and I just felt like
she said she liked it,
but she didn't give any acknowledgement.
Not that she has to,
but I just felt like, if you loved it so much, why didn't
you post when I did a service for you?
It's important, like, in any profession, like,
how big social media is when you're, like,
furthering your career.
Ashley has a lot of followers.
She understands the importance of supporting one another.
If it was a family friend or whatever, you would just give
them, like, the courtesy of, like, oh, let me post her.
Like, I have a lot of followers.
Rosie doesn't support me, but she's posted
every other hair and makeup person
that she's gotten hair and makeup from, but not me.
That's cause she's threatened by me.
I feel bad. I do get along with her so well.
I try to, like, see the good in people,
no matter who it is,
and I've tried to see the good in Rosie.
I cannot find it.
Whenever you need a hair girly, I'm here for you.
Thank you so much. This literally looks incredible.
You're welcome. I'm glad you love it.
I appreciate you coming and trusting me.
I will spread the word.
Let me document this hair.
It is insta worthy, for sure.
I'll do one with myself and then one with you.
You look cute. I love it. Thank you.
-Yay. Yay. -So much.
Coming up...
-I didn't tag you on Instagram? -But I would have
done that for you. -It's not my job to take
a picture of the back of my ----ing head, Kelsey!
The back of your head is the reason
why you got a haircut? I doubt it.
I knew she'd bring it. I'm telling you, she's too much.
-Hello. -I'm so happy you're here.
I love you. I love you.
I haven't seen you in so long.
I don't want to get my spray tan all over you.
No, you're good.
Jack is one of my really good friends here in Rhode Island.
He's married to Anthony, who's, like, the most handsome
gay man I've ever seen in my entire life.
Although Jack is very handsome too, obviously.
Thank you for coming to my party.
Do you think I look like a pirate?
Good, cute pirate. I'm here for Jack's birthday.
Jack knows a bunch of the other girls,
some through his husband, some through just social scenes.
-Hi, lovey. -Hi, girls.
-So good to see you. -I love gay men.
Clemmy's like, I'm gay, too. Come here, angel.
Okay. Clemmy, you're such a princess.
Angel, baby, sit, sit.
Oh, my God, Clemmy. You're on camera right now.
-Hello, Ashley. -Hi.
Hello. Hi. -This is Jack.
He's the birthday boy.
The last time I did this, I was dating Frank Catania at
the time, and his sister went to
Rhode Island University.
University of Rhode Island. That's where I went.
-You did? -I did. Yep.
She's older than you.
Everyone's from New Jersey, my sorority, everyone.
What's the worst thing you did with hazing somebody?
Wasn't that bad.
I kind of made them just, like, drive me around.
Back then, I was actually much nicer.
I said hello to Liz. And I say hello to you.
You got a haircut. -I love it.
It's cute.
Rulla's here.
Oh.
-Hi. -Hi. How are you?
I'm so good to see you.
Hi, Jo-Ellen. How are you?
-So pretty. -Thank you. So do you.
It's the first time I'm seeing her since the Studio 54 party.
He doesn't want me to gossip about his appearance.
Can you just stop throwing things out like that?
Jo-Ellen, please.
Maybe it's not done.
You don't want to admit it? Fine.
Everyone looks so pretty.
My grandfather just passed. I'm trying to have
a good time with friends.
I'm not trying to rehash things with Rulla on the boat.
How do you feel about seeing Jo-Ellen?
It's okay. It's okay.
I can just try to put things to rest for now.
If Jo-Ellen starts with me, hopefully she's,
you know, a good swimmer because...
Newport waters are cold.
What's new with you?
Have you recovered from the other night?
That was so fun. I mean, I lost my sh--
poor Rosie, we made up, though. We're good.
I know. I know. You went house.
Is this it? Aurora is like, oh, my God. Sleeping Beauty.
Is this the boat?
Did you ever wonder how
Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue?
-Every day of my life. -You guys ready for the boat?
Oh, my God. I feel like the Little Mermaid. Like Ariel.
Watch I don't fall.
You guys want to go towards the bow?
Is that the bow or is that the --
-That's the bow. -Oh.
Happy birthday, Jack.
Do you guys need some help with the lines?
Liz, go show them how it's done.
-Are you okay? -I knew you guys needed me.
I love being on boats and on the water.
I could live on a boat, actually.
In the winter, we lived on the Gypsy in Palm Beach.
Or should I say Gerry did and I visited.
Martini Mikes, bring me over more champagne.
Oh, I thought you were bringing the martinis.
-Does everybody have a flute? -I do.
Can we cheers to the birthday boy?
Do you know who I am? I'm the girl that waves at
people when I think they're waving at me,
but they're not waving at me.
That just happened with Kelsey. It's like, hi.
To be fair, like, the girls can be really mean.
My thing is, look like those girls always
have a problem with me. I kind of accepted it for what it is.
I do like all of these girls, but I'm starting to
get anxiety because every time I show up,
I feel like I'm getting punched in the face.
And I'm not totally sure, like, why that is.
It's like I'm never gonna be good enough.
You're in a personal conversation.
Oh, no, no, no. Please join.
We were just talking about.
How do you want to talk about it?
I don't want to take words out of your mouth.
I feel no matter what I do,
it's always just gonna be, like, a thing.
What have I done other than try to be super nice,
try to be super friendly,
try to be super supportive? -Hey, guys.
Did I come in at a bad time? -No, no, no, no, no, no.
Can I say something?
I've seen many times, whether it's your spray tan,
your food, every person who's done your makeup,
every person that's done your hair, you always post.
I appreciated you asking me to do the haircut.
You never posted anything. -Oh, my God.
-Let's play a game. -How about you start with
the word A -And then do what?
What are we doing with A, B?
I don't know games, though. How do you -- what's a game?
You gave me zero credit online.
Well, we never took any pictures of it.
It doesn't matter.
Recently, I paid her to do my hair and makeup to be nice.
I don't need Kelsey to cut my hair.
She's had this certificate for about two minutes.
It's about showing support.
-Kill, [bleep], or marry? -Wait, wait, out of this group.
He has four drinks in his hand. I want to hear the answer.
-Give it to me raw. Tell me. -Even though I love her husband.
I guess that's the one that I'd want to kill.
Who I would want to eff? Briana.
And who do I want to marry? Who has the most money?
Liz.
You're trying to find reasons to have a problem
with me because I didn't tag you on Instagram?
But I would have done that for you.
Okay, great, and if you had asked me to,
I would have done it for you.
It's not top of mind.
You never took a picture.
It's not my job to take a picture
of the back of my ----ing head, Kelsey!
The back of your head is
the reason why you got a haircut?
I doubt it.
Is there anything we can do to make this up?
Support people. That's it.
But, like, can she, like, in hindsight, tag you?
I don't want to have an awkward night.
Not on my birthday.
Okay, let's rock.
-Alicia, I'm gonna go with you. -You support everyone, Rosie.
Right, I do support everyone.
So you're saying I'm not supporting you.
You could have. You could have.
Do the moment.
I don't need to keep talking about it.
No, it's fine. I don't care.
I'm done with this. Like, I don't care about that.
Oh, my God. This bitch. I can't.
It's not my job to post you on Instagram.
I know you use people for everything,
but you're not about to use me for clout.
I'm sorry that she just came at you that way.
-Don't fly too high. -I hate the water.
-I skeeve ----ing fish. -Don't fly.
My makeup looked really pretty today.
When your makeup looks the best,
it's like, especially when you cry the most.
Don't fly, but fly. I want you to fly. We're flying.
-Say, I'm the king in the world. -I'm the queen.
-You're the queen. -We're the queens.
All right. I don't know how to get down now.
No, just take it in.
Look at the sunset. -It's your birthday, Jack.
Coming up...
I know my husband very well, but at the same time,
it's good to hear things.
Because if someone's trying to pull
the wool over my eyes, I would like to know.
I think he is.
He almost doesn't seem real, does it?
It's the last trip, babe.
It's like the last time walking down this dock.
You're gonna miss it.
What's up, Cap? -What's up, Taylor?
How are you?
Happy, sad.
All those things. -The end of an era.
I think Gerry is deciding to sell
the Gypsy because he's had enough.
He's had his fill of sport fishing.
A glass of wine before you go?
Yeah, let's have one final glass of wine.
Gerry and I have so many memories on the Gypsy.
-Enjoy. -Thanks, Cap.
One time, Gerry and Michael Jordan fished
against each other in a tournament.
And Gerry won. But I was not there.
I was so pissed I wasn't there.
Michael Jordan is actually, like, my absolute, like, my God.
Gonna miss this.
I gotta say, for a guy who had zero
fishing background whatsoever to becoming one of
the best in the world, I'm proud of you for that.
Thanks.
I'm not proud of you for leaving me all those years.
I'm sorry.
We had 14 years together, and we were always by each
other's side, you know?
So when you, like, developed this passion, I was...
a little confused.
It wasn't easy. I know. I'm sorry I left.
There were times when I resented the hell
out of Gerry and I wanted to just cut his head off.
When weeks went into weeks.
Saying goodbye to the Gypsy. I'm here for it.
Now youse can't leave.
It's a whole new chapter, but it's gonna be a great one.
I'm excited for the baby.
-Yeah. -Changing diapers.
That's what it's all about, right?
Having more time to spend with family. I get that.
It was a great journey. I can't thank you enough.
Really, babe, thank you. You're awesome.
Love you. Let's get out of here. -Goodbye, Gypsy.
Can I order something? Can I do with guacamole, too?
Great choice. The trio flight.
-Yeah. -Yeah. Thank you.
-Hey. -Hey. How are you?
Good. How are you doing?
-Good. -Good to see you.
Nice to see you. You look beautiful.
Oh, I hope you weren't waiting that long.
Hi. Welcome.
Can I have an espresso martini?
-You got it. -I'm putting guacamole too.
Thank you for meeting me though.
When we were on the boat, I didn't get much chance to talk
to you and I was dealing with everything with my grandpa.
So I figured you and I could
sit down, just us, without the husbands,
and see where to go from here.
Jo-Ellen's sort of been like a little high school
cheerleader with a megaphone.
Who wants to hear Rulla's business?
Come one, come all.
But I'm here because I am going to put a stop to it.
I have an expresso here for you.
Appreciate it. Thank you.
I don't have anything against you.
I don't. It's more against him.
I don't like what he's doing to you.
-This is not still going on. -It's still going on.
And he's still doing these things.
I know your heart wants to believe what
it wants to believe. -No, no, no.
I want to be wide eyed and bushy tailed.
I'm not trying to go one way or another.
I feel like I know my husband very well.
But at the same time, it's good to hear things.
Because if someone's trying to pull the wool over
my eyes, I would like to know. -I think he is.
I mean, like, I have the text.
Look. That's her and his conversation.
I know the mistress because our children
went to daycare together.
She and I ran into each other.
She's showing me her conversations with Brian.
She's telling me that they're in love, that they are trying
to be together. He wants Rulla to leave him.
Well, I'd have to see more.
She has fake text apps.
I already know that from other people.
These texts are fake.
This attempted homewrecker, she's known for using AI.
She's known for fabricating certain information.
Brian has told me himself. He said, she's not so stable.
It's literally like beyond the "Fatal Attraction."
She showed me every message.
I said, can I see your phone?
And she said, yes. Oh, no.
I do think that she's quite
crazy, because I read every message, and she let me.
And I was like, wow.
And how do you know that that's his number?
How do you know that that's his number?
I don't have time for this sh--,
but let me make one thing clear right now.
She's a lying sack. Jo-Ellen, I have a GPS tracker.
He has never even slept out of the house one night.
Every morning, he goes to her house in the morning
and brings her coffee. Every single morning.
He's at the gym every morning.
Does Brian look like he goes to the gym?
Yes, he does.
I would hope that, as a female, like, we would look
out for each other and feel for one another.
Don't make me look like an asshole or a liar.
She doesn't believe the truth.
My mother was like that. She didn't listen to the truth.
And when somebody calls me out on something,
whether it be that I'm lying or that I need help
or whatever my mother did to me, I need to prove you're wrong.
It's still -- it's happening with no regard to you.
That's not fair. I'm not trying to be an asshole on this.
I don't want any more animosity between us.
And I appreciate you, like, taking the time to
want to meet with me one on one.
And I told you, shoot straight. Please be honest.
I would want to be honest with you.
If she has real, meaningful proof
that's not created by AI or is not fabricated, is not a lie,
then fine, just bring it to me.
But Jo-Ellen's being duped by the homewrecker.
She might be taking the bait, and...
she shouldn't be.
I'm gonna try to, like, get past it with you.
I just. I think I've just been dealing with a lot.
Coming up...
She put that on there right now?
Do you see what she put on her Instagram story?
Hi.
Are you having the best time on your cruise?
So wonderful. It's gonna be too short.
You're gonna be back in time for Polo.
Oh, no, I'm not going. I land at 4.
Oh, okay.
After the boat ride, Alicia did call me and
she invited me to polo.
-Are you gonna come to polo? -Yeah.
You haven't been to Angelo's yet.
Billy's restaurant, right? -No. And I really want to go.
And I'm like, well, maybe if we all meet
there and then we'll have like a party bus come pick us up.
Okay.
I want to be a part of this.
So I'm walking back into the lion's den.
Ashley can't go. Rich has to go late. But you know what?
This is time for you to grow as a person, show up and
have a good time.
It'll be fine. What's the worst thing to happen?
-Billy. -What's up?
Oh, I didn't know where you went.
-Hey, guys. -Hi. How are you?
We're gonna set up over here.
-Where's the food? -We're gonna put the food here.
Let's wander around. No one's gonna sit, you know?
Angelo's is one of Billy's
family-owned restaurants he owns with his mom and his sister.
Billy being Greek, his father's name is Angelo.
But if you say it in Greek,
I think it's Avalonjoli.
Avalajist.
Olivia, why don't you tell them what you think
of putting out here?
You want an Italian calzone?
Yeah, an Italian calzone.
Polo is a huge, huge thing in Rhode Island.
It happens every year here. And it's a beautiful event.
Everyone gets so excited and dressed up.
You have your champagne, little snack.
And the horses are beautiful. I love a horse.
Thank you very much.
-Here's Rosie. -Hello.
-Hi. -I love your sunglasses.
-Where's big Rich? -He's coming later.
He's at a gig. -Hi, guys.
Hi. It's so cute in here.
-Have you been here before? -No.
-Billy, have you? -I haven't.
Whenever I'm at like a function or event
that has to do with my friends,
I feel like my boyfriend's never interested.
But Bill's very eager to show
our relationship in public, like claim me as his.
He's gonna really hate me by the end of the day
because I scream Billy's name all day long.
So do I.
Oh, Jo-Ellen and Gary here too.
Hey. Welcome.
-Thanks for coming. -I love that bag, too.
That's very cute. Polo-ish.
Hi, Liz.
-I love your hat. -What's up, Lizzie?
Gerry's golfing.
Look at this gag. Look at this.
This is like my dream.
This could be tough with the lemon's in there.
I'm sorry.
-I think Rulla is coming. -Is her husband?
I think he is.
I'm looking at Rosie and can't even hide my disdain.
Everything she does irritates the sh-- out of me.
I'm gonna pretend she doesn't exist.
Oh, yeah. Those are awful high.
It's okay.
-I like high shoes. -Yes. Honey?
Heads up. Heads up.
Oh, there's the crew.
What an amazing husband I have.
-How are you? Great to see you. -How are you doing?
-Good. -Hi, honey. How are you?
Brian's prior indiscretions are done and over with.
We're obviously united front.
Otherwise we wouldn't be here together.
I have a public announcement.
The bus is going to be here any minute.
So if anyone has to go to the bathroom,
we should do it now. It's like an hour ride.
Hey, dad.
Oh, no. What happened?
Oh, boy. All right.
Call an ambulance or...
So we could have seen eye to eye.
All right, thanks.
What happened?
Her hands are cold and she says she doesn't feel well.
Everybody better go.
This is a gorgeous bus. I want to take a picture.
Oh, fun.
-Hashtag Rockstar life. -I don't want to interrupt.
His mom is heading to the hospital, so we have to go.
Is she okay?
Well, my father just called.
We're gonna see what's going on with
her and then just meet you by car.
Prayers to your mom. I'm sorry.
Best of luck, guys.
Thank you. Thank you.
I was looking forward to watching Jo-Ellen
deal with Rulla all day.
I feel bad and I even said
said like prayers to your mom.
All right, I'm gonna open this champagne.
Billy, you wasted it. Cheers, everyone.
Cheers, guys.
What happened to the Jared person?
Ashley, they're on a cruise right now.
-I knew we were missing someone. -I love a horse.
Wait, what? -Just in general.
I do.
-So should I call Rulla? -I would.
Let's all FaceTime her.
We wanted to show you the bus. Cheers to you.
Are you with Brian now or no, he's at the hospital.
Rulla, like, his mom's health is more important than anything.
Don't stress the polo match.
Keep us updated.
Aren't you kind today? Kind with your words, cheers.
What?
-Nothing. -What was in there?
What was in there is right.
One of my good friends is actually friends with
the mistress.
-No way. -Is that who texted you?
She texted me and she said that he's
trying to go see the mistress right now.
I think that's far-fetched.
She's lying.
-She's not lying. -If it were true.
All right, Brian lied and said he had to
rush to the hospital and see his mom, but that dropped Rulla
off in a fit of haste and drove right to the "mistress."
I want the proof.
No, I'm not believing that.
Oh, my God. We're here.
-Gerry, you look so spiffy. -You missed your man.
How handsome he looks.
The boys. I'm gonna tell you something.
These girls are a lot of work. -The boys of summer.
Good afternoon. Welcome to the Newport polo match.
-How adorable. -Oh, my God, this is so cute.
-I love this. -Beautiful.
Did she just open someone else's bottle?
Do you want to come party? Let's go.
Rosie Woods DiMare.
She's doing a coin toss.
-Cheers, baby. -Rosie Woods.
-Do I get on a horse now? -Oh, Rosie.
So we'll just wait till halftime for that or...
I can still go on horse.
-I'm going to ride a horse. -I'll ride one.
Do it.
We're adding 5,000 square feet.
-5,000? -Yeah.
Will be 8,000 once we finish it.
So right now there's three plus the garage.
We have like 1,500 upstairs. Returning the downstairs,
what is currently the garage will be like a gym and a sauna.
Gotcha.
Oh, my God. I think Rulla's here.
Oh, wow. They made it.
-Hey, guys. -How's she doing?
Doing okay.
Just stable. So see what happens.
I'm going to get something to drink now.
I can use a drink or two or three or four.
I think this is Rosie's.
Where's Rosie?
-Hi. -Rich. You look like a stallion.
You look like a Harvard stallion.
Really? You guys look like you're having a blast right now.
-We are. -I asked her about the house.
I said, how big is the addition? She said, 5,000-square-feet.
I mean, I thought it was eight.
Well, that on top of what we have.
It's not five.
Rosie, she's always exaggerating or putting on.
So it's just like, to me, she just wants to
show or put on this persona
that she's building a very
big house, which at the end of the day, she's not.
Oh, my God. I can't.
Oh, wait, we have to divot.
Everyone's divoting.
All right, let's go, let's go, let's go.
I don't know what to do with this.
I have never watched this game in my life.
This is what you do. You find a hole and
you pound it with your foot.
Look, there's a divot.
-That is kind of a divot. -Get away from my divot.
-It's your wedding ring. -This gets a lot of it is.
-It really is beautiful. -Kelsey, try it on.
Should try that gorgeous on you.
She has the most beautiful hands.
-Looks familiar to me. -Good job, Billy.
Holy sh-- how big that ----ing thing is.
-Whose is that? -This is Rulla's.
I know a guy.
Actually, mine. Mine's in my car.
And where's your wedding ring?
-Got it. -Six and a half, seven.
Brian does not have his ring on.
Are you serious, Brian?
Yeah, I took it out to put gel.
I have a diamond ring. I'll grab it.
Where did it go? Not on his finger.
Brian's wedding ring he must have left on the nightstand.
At his mistress's house.
You know what it is?
Because of all his surgeries and work,
he honestly wears a rubber one.
If I took you back for cheating on me,
your ring will be glued to your ----ing finger.
It would never come off your finger.
Rich would be dead. His dick would be cut off.
So it really would be irrelevant what's on his finger.
They were asking about rings
and which guys wear rings and which guys.
Well, like, during the day. I don't work at home.
It hurts at work, you know?
Does your chair feel like it's gonna collapse?
Oh, this is actually comfortable.
Feels good.
-You're a little bit scaring me. -Yeah, you should.
Two hours ago.
-Where's this set from? -This is from Bloomingdale's.
It's beautiful.
If I had to put a timeline on Brian's bullsh--,
I would start with 1:15.
We all walk to the bus, all of us together.
Brian and Rulla come aboard.
His mother is ill.
His mom is heading to the hospital, so we have to go.
1:58, Rulla tells Liz.
I'm no longer with Brian. He's with his mother.
Are you with Brian now or no, he's at the hospital.
1:59, I received a text message.
He's trying to go see the mistress right now.
Later, Brian's mistress posts pictures of them together.
-Was that today? -Two hours ago.
5:15, Brian comes around the polo match.
Oh, Brian and Rulla are here.
Do you need any more timeline?
Do you think we can get pizza?
All right. Anything going on over there?
No, not much.
Go get a drink with me.
My father was a state champ wrestler.
I was a state champ wrestler, so it's...
Who was your father? One of my friends was your father.
Said he was a nice guy.
-You okay? -I'm good.
I stand corrected. This is happening.
Go grab Rulla and tell Rulla to come
over right now and we'll go to Brian.
I normally would have kept myself
clear of everything, obviously.
I know. Me too.
This is my friend.
I certainly want to let her know if she doesn't know.
Brian, you have to kind of explain something.
You want me?
Let's go for a walk.
Rulla, I need to talk to you privately.
-He's leaving. -Yeah, with me.
Rulla, this is on her story right now.
She put that on there right now? She's dirty.
Do you see what she put on her Instagram story?
Away from the goal area. Turning onto it very quickly.
He got the angle and a beautiful shot.
What happened? What happened?
Brian's mistress is posting in real time.
Liz and Jo-Ellen trying to get Brian to actually take
accountability of it because he keeps running away.
-A wheat thin? -Yeah, you're welcome.
Do you see what she put on her Instagram?
This is like, old stuff.
Brian, stop ----ing saying I'm perpetuating.
It's on ----ing Instagram.
I'm looking through my Instagram.
Come here.
-I don't know. -What's going on?
No, just tell me what you know.
About Rulla's husband, Brian.
Brian, running away is not helping.
I'm not running away.
I just don't need to be dealing with this, you know?
It's really nobody's business what happens.
And now, like, I love my wife.
I'm trying to make it work with her.
I know where he's going.
Look, I track. I literally track him.
Are you still talking to her?
She called me yesterday to tell me something.
Did you tell your wife you still speak to her?
Yeah, I told her I called her yesterday.
I called her right afterwards.
I haven't spoke to her since then, so, for a long time.
-For a long time? -For a long time.
-Nothing's gonna happen today. -I'm done. I'm done.
Yeah. I gotta go talk to Rulla.
There are moments when you have to.
At some point,
admit defeat and ----ing move forward and like, yeah.
Yeah, yeah. Exactly. Exactly. Moving forward.
-Brian. -I don't deny anything.
I'm saying, we're moving forward.
Are you okay?
I mean, even back in April, I sent her a text saying,
obviously, I haven't left my family.
I'm not gonna leave now.
And I want you to make that clear
that you're not about that.
She's the mother of your children.
Like, if I haven't left, I'm obviously not
gonna leave, no matter what I said before, you know?
I believe him.
And Rulla, she made like her decision.
She's gonna forgive him. Maybe she's got my superpower.
I'm okay with forgiving people.
Maybe that's why we like each other.
I just thought of that right now. Oh, my God.
I'm happy. You know what? I never.
'Cause I actually really do like you, too.
And I love you. And I know
that Lizzie was only speaking from the heart.
And Jo-Ellen's giving you the -- what she sees,
which you can't get mad but...
But the thing is, Jo-Ellen's friends with the wrong people.
You gotta stop.
Whatever Jo-Ellen is good, bad, indifferent, evil, good,
you can't blame Jo-Ellen.
But I feel like the pot is being stirred because we hear
all the time that she's communicating with these people.
Would I do that to you? Would I do that to you?
That's enough is enough.
I am not, by any means letting Jo-Ellen off the hook
for kind of digging too much into Rulla's life.
However, some of the things she's uncovering are real.
So forget Jo-Ellen. Just address what it is. Just face it.
Face it.
-From last summer. -With both of you.
-No, we're going go right now. -All right, bye.
Right, let's do it.
There should be better mistress etiquette,
don't you think? Like, why would you be posting?
No, can I tell you why? Because Brian is too much
of a pussy to ----ing leave Rulla, and so he's okay with
the mistress posting it because he wants Rulla to leave him.
-Let's go out to dinner. -It's ridiculous.
How long do people perpetuate this sh--?
Next time on "The Real Housewives of Rhode Island"...
We are going in style.
Oh, the girls are gonna die.
We're going to a Newport mansion.
Newport mansions are unlike any other mansion.
Like, there's big houses and then there's,
like, the Newport mansion.
-Stop it right now. -Isn't it unreal?
-What is she lying about? -Her house.
The issues with your job, the affairs?
What's your proof, bitch?
Kelsey, how are you doing after the breakup?