♪♪
- Some recent information that we just heard...
- Ariana Biermann and Riley Burruss
are not roommates. - Ava Dash got evicted.
- Charlie was caught on tape.
- This makes me wonder where the eff
the "Next Gen NYC" cameras are.
- The eyes matter so much for this look.
Arguably the most important part
is some highlighter.
XOXO, Emira.
- Love "Gossip Girl."
That's where it came from.
If we're gonna "Gossip Girl" this,
I'll give you the scoop.
Welcome back, New York.
♪ This vibe is so magnetic all eyes so automatic ♪
- How you doin'? - Yes, girl!
- How do you turn it on?
Wait, isn't there a button?
♪♪
- I mean, the tariffs are not great.
Ow! Wait. (BLEEP). Hold on.
My-my shoe's coming off in the middle of the street.
- This group, if you can believe it,
it's gotten even more chaotic.
- What the (BLEEP)?
- Charlie had quite the interesting summer.
Most people spent it in the Hamptons...
Charlie almost spent it behind bars.
Brooks is still Brooksie--
Randomly started baking sourdough bread.
- I need to preheat the Dutch oven.
- Dutch oven?
That's literally when you fart
and keep somebody under the blanket.
- Chloe... This is a Dutch oven.
- Okay, yeah. - Are you okay?
Like, what? - You got it.
- Riley is on the Asia leg of her Riley world tour.
She FaceTimed us from the club
3AM in Korea. Like, "Hey, girl."
Me and Ariana were like, "What?"
♪ The energy pure gold stage is mine that's no lie ♪
[text message dings] ♪♪
- Ariana... that's my girl.
She showed up to New York with a pair of Louboutins
and a dream, honey.
- I had this big idea of having this clothing line.
- This business will age you in dog years.
- Oh, fantastic.
- Every time I've seen her, I never thought,
oh, like, she's giving fashion
and, like, giving, I'm gonna design a clothing line.
- Ava definitely really hurt my feelings with her comment.
However, it was a wake up.
Oh, (BLEEP)-- maybe you were right.
I don't have the best style. I know.
This is cute, right?
[text alert dings]
But let's not give her the satisfaction
in her thinking I canceled my whole line off of her.
Hudson and I, facing all these problems
over the last year,
I can't imagine us going into business together.
- Ariana and Hudson came to New York to make it work.
And, you know what? Ariana is... on her own.
[rewinding]
- I broke up with Hudson.
So, I'm moving out in, like, a couple of days.
This is my first time on my own.
- Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
- It's okay.
[rewinding]
The question is,
is this still good for me?
And it's not.
[sniffling] I'm really sorry.
- No, I'm sorry.
- We were together for, like, ten years, on and off,
but, like, I've never gone through a breakup like this.
I love you.
Hudson is my best friend,
and that was why it was so hard to walk away.
- Our first "no" in New York City. [laughing]
- This is so real, and this is so sad.
I need to make my video for TikTok.
They even wrapped my laundry basket.
I did a deal to film the whole process.
Today, I am... Okay.
So, today-- Ooh!
Maybe I should get my pajamas out of the back.
Being an influencer is not your average 9 to 5.
No matter how my day is going,
no matter if I feel like sh--,
no matter what's going on, I gotta do something
because that's my way of income.
This is also a very bittersweet thing.
Um, obviously, there's a lot we need to catch up on.
♪♪
Posting me moving out,
obviously, that comes with the speculation of,
"Did her and Hudson break up?"
So, Hudson and I made a decision
to post on our story
our little breakup announcement.
[bell dings]
- This morning, Ariana Biermann
announced that she has split with Hudson.
- But Ariana Biermann and her boyfriend...
- Her and Hudson are no longer together.
- My sh---y day just got ten times worse.
- Am I making the right decision?
"My reply is no."
[tapping] Change it.
Yes, definitely. Oh, my God!
- Easy, easy.
All right, next one.
- To be a public person,
whether you're born in it or thrown into it,
whether you didn't really want it,
you have to be able to see and hear all of this noise
and know when to tune it out and when to not
because, if you don't,
it will literally eat you alive.
♪ New kids in the block ♪
- Prior to the show coming out,
I was a really private person.
I didn't like to post photos of myself online.
All of a sudden, I was super public.
Everyone's commenting about my body,
nitpicking everything.
It was very, very difficult.
We need to come back with a better number for those guys.
It felt very drastic going to an inpatient program,
but it was literally
the best decision of my entire life.
You guys are seeing me again in, like,
a really, really good place, which is awesome.
Okay, ciao.
I grew up a lot from this.
Okay, I actually don't where I'm going.
♪♪
- I honestly love seeing what people put out about me,
and my family, and my life on the internet.
I think it's funny, at the end of the day.
Some things are so wrong.
It's just like, whatever, I'm not gonna comment on it.
But some things are so right,
and I'm like... [gasps]
...how the (BLEEP) did they know that?
- So, Ava Dash just got evicted.
She was living in a Tribecca apartment
for about $9,995 a month.
I guess she got evicted because there was, like,
$44,000 in back rent.
[cash register dings]
You know, I wanna say, "Must be nice,"
but she probably is like, "It was."
- Just to be clear, I was not evicted.
I may have gotten a notice.
Who hasn't?
- Would you like tap water, still, or sparkling?
- We can do a bottle of still, please.
- Perfect. - Thank you.
- Hi, darling.
Oh, my God, it's so good to see you.
- Oh, my God, how are you? - You look so cute.
Wait, I, literally, I wanted seltzer, like, all morning.
- Oh, wait, this is just regular water.
Sorry.
- Oh, that sucks. That actually sucks.
How's Hook?
- He's good.
He just left this morning for a show.
Every week, it's a new city.
- Yeah. - It's crazy.
I think he's in Missouri, or something.
- Where is that?
- It's Kansas City, Missouri. I don't know.
- Kansas City isn't in Kansas?
Are we positive about that?
- Now that you're saying it,
I feel like I'm wrong. - Right?
- Where is Kansas City?
Missouri.
- Oh, wow, okay, cool. - Missouri, yep. Yeah.
- Do you ever see Charlie?
You guys are on, like, the same hallway.
- Literally, never. - That's crazy.
- It's honestly, like, really wild.
- Well, that's 'cause he was at the torture house.
He was at the crypto torture house,
living there for two months.
- Oh, my God...
We became friends because of Charlie,
and now we're both not friends with Charlie.
But we've had problems with Charlie
before any of his headlines.
Last summer, he was just so disrespectful.
Always making comments about, like,
my body. - Yeah.
- Kinda dope-- one of your little nipple tanks.
- What?
My dad watching that, my boyfriend watching that,
like, were not happy. - It's disgusting. No, it's so foul.
- I think we're on the same page of, like,
the pros and cons of being his friend.
All of your Omar B.S. and, like, posting with Omar.
Charlie is now dating Georgia's ex.
I'm just kidding. [laughing]
But you would think that based on
their ----ing Instagrams together.
...or the half-ass apologies. - Oh, oh, uh, not to mention
that he's trying to steal my club creative with Omar,
and I'm so done. - Like, with bowling?
- Cool kids are doing nerdy activities.
Like, a big idea I have been working with bowling.
I don't know if they're doing bowling,
but it's insane.
- Thank you.
- Did you see Ariana and Hudson's
coordinated breakup stories?
- Are you Kate Middleton?
Who cares? Yeah, no.
- I was really surprised to see that they, like,
issued public statements.
- I was surprised to see that, too.
I mean, it's frankly no one's business,
but making it public does open the door
for other people's opinions and questions.
- The joint collab breakup announcement--
I've never seen that before.
- See, when I break up, and I take the social media,
I do it, like, on Xanax, in a foreign country.
You get into a fight one night,
and he cuts you off financially completely,
and you have no cards 'cause you've been using his cards.
- You did do that, didn't you? Ha!
- You want to be talked about. It's true.
- And we're talking about it. So...
- And now, we're talking about it.
[clapping]
- There are gonna be people who don't think it's real,
and I think you should tell her that there are people
that are gonna think that,
and she should be prepared for that.
- Yeah, 100%.
- There's no way. It's not real.
It's for-- it's PR for the show. - I just don't--
- I don't care. I'm not gonna say otherwise.
- I agree.
- Do you think they used ChatGPT to help write the post?
- I was wondering that.
♪♪
[horn honking]
- We are looking for a Toyota Highlander.
I feel like Carrie Bradshaw.
I don't know why.
I can't imagine her doing this.
She'd have on a way better outfit.
Since I was 14, I saw this boy...
...who I loved, who I wanted to help.
He always called me when he was down bad.
He knew I was gonna be there
because I care about this person so deeply,
and they deserve somebody to be there
and hold their hand.
And then, as time went on, I kind of realized...
nobody was holding mine.
Come on. Load up. Hi. How are you?
Okay. We're going for a ride.
I felt very alone.
I told him six months ago,
"Please, I don't want to do this.
We've built a life together."
♪ This is how we move ♪
You don't take me on dates.
You don't do any of these things.
Like, come on.
Like, I don't know what to do.
I don't know how to help you.
He just needs to grow up.
♪ Oh this is how we move this is how this is how ♪
♪ How we move this is how this how ♪
♪♪
♪ Baby this is how we move how we move ♪
[dog barking]
I don't know which one of you farted,
but it's diabolical.
[horns honking]
I know!
New York-- Even in Brooklyn.
♪♪
- Yeah.
- Okay.
Gorge!
- You are about to be Gorge Washington, honestly.
- Holy sh--!
Absolutely insane.
[phone ringing]
- Hello. - Hello.
I'm on my way to the Victoria's Secret show.
This is my look, diva.
- So fire. - Thank you.
- Who's coming?
Did you send out the invites before or after
her and Hudson broke up?
- I sent them out before.
I asked her, too.
I was like, "If you feel uncomfortable,
if you don't want me to have him there--"
she asked me to invite him.
- Did you invite Charlie?
- I did invite Charlie.
- Oh.
I'm not, like, so excited about seeing him.
Last year, his behavior
cracked a lot of my friendships.
- Charlie. Yeah. - Will you please let go of my hand?
- I'm not having this conversation here. - Charlie!
- It's like, I don't wanna lose these people
that I'm, like, so close with.
- We've been friends for so long.
I feel like I have to.
I feel some kind of responsibility
to try and mend what's happening
between Brooks and Charlie.
The three of us have known each other for a long time.
I can completely understand how Brooks is feeling.
Charlie put himself in this position.
He hasn't built the best friendships with everyone
over the past year.
But, at the same time,
everyone should just give him a chance
to, like, explain his side of the story,
and I'm gonna play referee.
- There's just so much that's going on,
right now, with everyone.
- Well, I can't wait to see everyone
at Emira's party on Friday.
[laughing] - I'm so excited
'cause I'm, like, walking into the lions' den
because Gia did this podcast where she called me a liar.
- Like, you're just-- you're lying.
- Ariana did a couple of different interviews
saying that I'm not a sweet girl.
And Emira, I saw all of her confessionals
talking sh-- about me. - Oh, my God, same,
saying that I was a fat shaming hoe.
- She thought she'd be on national television.
That bitch can rot in hell. - I remember that.
- I actually (BLEEP) with Emira heavy.
That's the thing.
I would like to clear the air.
- I like to know where I'm at with people.
- Yeah. - We're New Yorkers.
Like, we just wanna, like, ----in' know.
- Yeah, any who, hee-hee.
♪♪
- We started this fall off with a good amount of drama.
Ariana and Hudson have broken up.
Ava and Gia are beefing.
Me and Georgia haven't cleared the air yet.
And then Charlie is on his own little island.
♪♪
[horn honking] - Was that the Lyft?
It's basically like, nighttime for me.
It's black completely in these sunglasses.
[bell dings]
♪ I'm walking through the walls again ♪
♪ Where do I end and you begin ♪
♪ Don't lock me up in the basement ♪
- This is about Charlie.
Allegedly, he was in the same townhome
where the crypto kidnapping took place.
- He was in the house of the crypto bro...
...who, like,
tied up that Italian tourist and tortured him.
- I'm aware that TikTok is saying some sh-- about me.
- Charlie Zakkour. - Charlie.
- Charlie Zakkour.
- But I don't have it, so it doesn't affect me
all that directly.
And so, I really only see the positive things
about myself.
The negatives, they don't really--
you know, my narcissism, like, I'm blind to it.
It's like hieroglyphics and then, like, compliments.
So, I'm good with the noise. I'll be fine.
[phone ringing]
- I'm callin' to check in.
I saw that, like, Instagram story yesterday
about you guys, like, breaking up or some sh--.
- Yeah. Um, I think it's been coming for a while.
- Crazy news, you know. - I know.
- The streets are rippling in response to it. So...
- It's like the entire nation is talking about our breakup.
So... - National attention giveth,
and national attention taketh away.
- I couldn't disagree more.
I think we're the most likely duo.
I'm inclined to take Hudson under my wings.
He's a sweet, borderline, too nice billionaire.
I think that he needs a me, or at least he needs a me
in his ear.
- But we'll get more into it before Emira's party.
It'll be the first time I've seen her
since we broke up. So...
- Sh--, I'm excited for the drama.
That's for sure.
Look, I have a lot of flaws. Let's be clear.
I'm not mister perfect, but there are ways
in which Hudson could benefit from my very smart and
critically thought out advice.
- Yeah, before the party, for sure.
- All right. Yeah, we can get more into it.
- You wanna-- we'll, like, get ----ed up and go together.
He doesn't have that ----ing fire in him, you know,
and I want him to.
- Coming up... - Yeah, I'm gonna have to
set some ground rules for everybody.
They need to know you're still my woman,
especially Charlie.
- I saw your podcast when you said I was a liar.
- When you're coming after my mother,
I'm gonna call you a liar.
- I did not come after your mom. You're dragging it.
♪♪
- This is ridiculous--
Gia's involvement in Hudson and Ariana's breakup.
- She broke me and Hudson up.
Can you believe it? [laughing]
- That makes me uncomfortable.
- She is not a home wrecker. - Moving on.
♪ Dropping game like you're headline news ♪
♪ Borrow my style but forgot the cues ♪
- I need spices.
- You're moving. - Finally.
- As close to the city as I can get her.
- Literally.
I'm still living in my parents' house.
So, this is a long time coming.
- Hey. - I was just seeing what spices
I'm gonna steal when I move.
- No, absolutely not. I need spices to cook.
- I thought, when I would move out of my house,
it would be with Christian.
Christian and I have been together for six years.
But I wanted to tackle this on my own.
- I have a lot of dishes, if you want some dishes
and glassware.
Oh, yeah, look at how many dishes I have.
- No. - You want a leopard bowl?
- No, you can keep your cheetah bowl.
- I always knew rent was gonna be expensive,
but it's the other things, as well.
You have to furnish the whole entire apartment.
You have to get paper towels, and toilet paper,
and laundry detergent. Oh, my God!
- These cheetah ones? - No, that's the gaudiest thing.
You're literally giving me the junk.
- It's not junk. - We're both growing.
- Independent women. - Go, team.
- Uh-huh.
I am having a hard time setting up the wi-fi.
- What do you mean? - I don't know.
I gotta text everybody.
Our friend group,
we all have a group chat.
- I love a group chat.
Right now, in the group chat, it's me, Ava, Brooks, Gia,
Hudson, Riley, Shai, Ariana, Georgia.
- Charlie has left our group chat.
- What the hell?
- And no one acknowledged it.
[wind blowing, crickets chirping]
- Nobody's added him back.
[laughs]
- There's offshoots of the main group chat, obviously.
- Shai started a group chat with me and Brooks.
- Mm-hmm.
- Me and Brooks have not answered in it.
Ariana and Gia-- we don't hang out one-on-one.
We kinda just-- we only talk in the chat.
- We had a "People" press event,
and Ava was really rude to us. - Barely said hello.
Didn't even acknowledge us.
- In the green room, she was over in the corner.
- Taking selfies in the morning.
♪ I'm a freak ♪
It was giving self-absorbed,
thinking that she was, like, America's Next Top Model.
- Is she?
- No, she is. She is beautiful.
- But, yeah, she was rude. She was beautiful and rude.
- It was almost giving this attitude
that she was better than us.
- I'm not feeling great about Gia.
Last summer, I noticed that Gia's mother
had followed and unfollowed me,
and I guess Gia didn't think that that was true.
- Is your mom still not following Ava?
- When Ava said that, I was like, girl, like,
you're just-- you're lying.
I know my mom, and she doesn't care that much
to unfollow you.
- I just don't wanna be called a liar.
And when your friends are talking badly about you
in the public, that's not a good look.
I don't wanna bring this up at Emira's party,
but we're gonna have to figure that one out.
♪ Rum and cola wasted in my parents' basement ♪
♪ Bubble gum and braces stuck on bein' dangerous ♪
- I love a birthday.
The theme this year is a (BLEEP) night,
but Bravo's gonna make us say "country".
Sorry, Bravo.
♪ Ego reinstated nothing gonna tame this ♪
♪ Flirting with the waitress ♪
- I've yet to watch it.
I auditioned for it.
- Blonde one.
- Yeah, and I think that's probably why I didn't get it.
♪ Look at me now ♪
- They don't wanna take fighting out of NHL.
- That's how you get the girlfriends
to come to the game, the fights.
- That's right.
That's why you've been striking out lately.
You don't fight enough. - I don't fight enough.
- Liam's lore is crazy.
He's gone from Nickelodeon star to "Law and Order."
Now, you're just yourself. Whoo!
[laughing]
- What's up, buddy? - How are you?
- Woo... - Good to see you.
- I watched, like, one season of "Love Island."
Wasn't for me.
- Here, here, here, here, here, here, here.
- Oh!
- Here.
Did that count? - No.
- Oh. [laughing]
I have quite an experience with ice hockey.
I attempted to become a pre-NFL--
- NHL. - NHL athlete when I was 12.
I loved it.
I was, like, in a class full of five-year-olds
all looking to demolish me.
Ahh!
It sounds crazy, but it's actually pretty scary.
Getting checked by toddlers-- it's like mini torpedoes
coming at you from all angles.
- We've definitely gotta do this, again.
- No, yeah. - A hundred percent.
Food? - Got us sandwiches.
Does it always smell like that in there?
- Yeah, that's-that's what we call the hockey stench.
♪ I can't with the energy ♪
What do I do?
Oh, that's a-- that's a loaded question.
When I'm not acting, writing, directing,
I'm a ski instructor, volunteer fireman.
I ride horses.
I ride motorcycles in my spare time.
I surf when I can.
I play on three men's league hockey teams, which I love.
I got the Cougars, the Derds, and Hedge Money.
- Do you have your outfit for Emira's birthday party?
- No. - I know there's a theme.
Like, Emira is completely, like, dedicated to the theme.
- Do you have cowboy boots? - I do.
- Pointy toe or square toe?
- I haven't thought about it that deeply, you know.
- Mine are pointy. - Pointy?
- But when I ride, square.
I grew up in Manhattan. My parents are not Housewives.
They're not celebrities, but, like,
they're successful in their own way.
My parents have a house in Upstate New York.
That's where my horse lives.
I love him to death. His name is Chewy.
Are my nipples hard? [laughing]
It's freezing.
- I just wanted to make sure they're not popping out here.
I'll be on nipple sites instead of feet sites.
Did you hear this?
I found out I was on a feet website.
- Wait, wikiFeet-- wikiFeet? - Yeah.
- Same. - What the (BLEEP) is this?
- It is so weird. - So weird.
You know they rank you, too? They rank your feet.
Well, one out of five. I looked it up yesterday.
I'm a 4.48 stars.
- I have a 4.9. - Hell yeah, Brooks.
What? - That's what I'm talking about.
Aww, this is like who I used to compete against.
[laughing]
It's scaring me.
♪ You can't stop a king can't stop ♪
♪ so bow down and kiss the ring ♪
- Charlie, how are you? - Good, how are you?
- Good. Good to see you. - Yeah.
Oh, this homeless guy is always outside The Box,
dead-ass. - No way.
- Yeah, he's, like, a resident of The Box homeless guy.
- Are you excited for-- - Yeah, for your party?
- Yeah. - Yes. Who is coming?
- So, it's us, Shai, Hudson.
Um, Ariana is coming, too. - Oh, they broke up, by the way.
- I know.
- Hudson's really, like, warmed up to me.
- Yeah, I feel like you guys have very similar personalities.
- He's like me if I was whipped and sober.
- No, no, no, no. - I like Hudson.
He's a homey, and I won't (BLEEP) his girl, probably,
because I would rather be homies with him.
- Not probably.
- Well, I can't guarantee that, you know.
She could-- whatever.
- I wanna keep everything very, uh, chill
'cause my parents are coming, which I'm really excited about.
I want everyone to be on their best behavior,
including me. - Ha.
Brooks, Georgia... - Brooks-Brooks is coming.
Georgia is coming, which I'm kind of nervous about.
- Oh, yeah, you and Georgia. - I just want an apology.
She aired out my, like, medical--
my medical history. - Private medical...
- Girl, I haven't had any food all day.
- The Ozempic is wearing off.
- I've struggled with an eating disorder in the past.
She's, you know, had her issues,
and so we bonded over that.
And then for her to air that out publicly,
I was just kind of like, what the (BLEEP)?
- I'm sure I'll have to have a conversation with Georgia
because I have been chilling with Omar.
Like, that's been pissing her off, obviously. So...
- Yeah, it's good we're having this, like,
little pre-kiki before the party.
- Yeah, I'm good terms with everyone.
- Right. - Hudson, Shai--
really, the only person-- I mean, Brooks--
never bad terms, you know, neutral terms, but yeah.
- I feel like Brooks, sometimes, he's just really sensitive,
I feel like, with, like, certain things.
- Mm-hmm. - That's why he was just, like,
asking me about you yesterday. - Oh, my God.
- I'm not, like, so excited about seeing him.
Last year, his behavior cracked a lot of my friendships.
- What type of bullsh-- is he complaining about?
- I think he was just, like, anxious, like, about, like,
about you being there. - He can such my ----ing dick.
It's your birthday party.
I don't give a (BLEEP) if he's anxious.
What the (BLEEP) have I done or said to him
in the past year?
Give me-- just give me some ----ing logic here.
- But hear me out. - What?
- I think he thinks he's speaking on behalf of,
like, that entire group. - Who?
- Riley, Hudson, like-- - Hudson and I are boys.
He doesn't give a (BLEEP).
- But, see, you guys are boys now.
- It's ----ing exhausting. - Brooks and Charlie--
we've got two sides of a very different coin.
One friend will just completely disengage,
and the other one goes nuclear.
- Brooks needs to find a ----ing interesting thing about him
and leave me the (BLEEP) alone.
Honestly, if he wasn't so concerned with his image
and who he thinks he should and should not be
associating with publicly, it would be a lot easier for him
to be my friend.
- Well, listen, I know you are a good friend to me,
and you've always been a good friend to me,
so I will always be by your side,
no matter what happens.
- As this conversation progresses,
my hopes for a peaceful night are tanking.
[laughing]
♪ I'm a bad bitch and you're average ♪
♪ Boring every day ♪
♪♪
[laughing]
♪ Stop lying the bitches are crying ♪
♪ They see how I'm flying ♪
♪♪
- Oh, God, really?
♪♪
[phone chimes]
- Coming up...
- You're not owning that you also talk sh--.
- You couldn't get your point across without yelling.
- Okay, you wanna make me look crazy?
- I don't have to make you do anything.
You do that all on your own.
♪♪
[sirens wailing]
♪ Back at it again back at it again ♪
♪ back at it again checked in ♪
[exhales] - I feel like that's good.
My birthday is a national holiday.
It's actually not, but one day maybe.
This birthday party, I'm happy everyone is coming,
but it's a work event.
I don't want any drama. I don't want any mess.
Like, keep your sh-- together.
But, at the same time, Georgia and I
are in a weird place.
I do think we need to clear the air.
Maybe it's not the best place to do it,
but it's my ----ing birthday. So, what?
What is she gonna do? Leave?
♪♪
- Oh, my hair.
Howdy.
- Let me see.
Shai, I feel like you have to wear it.
[knocking]
- Oh, good Gia is here. - Oh, is Gia here?
- Yes, all the way from Jersey to Brooklyn.
- All the way. Oh, my God, shut up.
You look so cute. Welcome. - Hello.
- Oh, my God. - Our humble abode.
How are you?
- Can you guys see the Statue of Liberty?
- Yeah. The view is crazy. - Yeah, oh, this view is insane.
- Thank you so much.
- And then this is actually from me and Brooks.
- Oh, my God.
- But I'll FaceTime him so that he's, like, here.
- Aww. Hi.
[laughing]
- Okay, I'm giving her our gift. - Thank you.
- Oh, my God, yay.
[gasps] - Oh, my God!
Shut up, I love her,
and she's pink and perfect.
Thank you so much. - And she's pink and perfect.
- Today is my birthday, my one day of the year
that is supposed to be all about me.
This year, I got some different gifts
than I'm used to.
I'm going to somebody else's birthday party.
I'm gonna see my ex-boyfriend,
who I haven't seen in a few weeks.
Riley is in Atlanta.
I get to see Ava, who annoys the sh-- out of me sometimes.
The list could go on and on.
I love you. I'm excited to see you tonight.
Hudson, Charlie, and Shai are having a pre-game.
- We're not going there. - Nobody is going there.
[laughing] Nobody is going there.
What a-what a fun group.
- I didn't know that Hudson and Charlie
were, like, friends.
'Cause they both want you?
- That's what I'm saying. - It's a wonderful life.
- Hopefully, this-- the Liam and whoever else
is cute, too--
Let's just keep adding 'em to the mix.
- I believe Liam plays
on three different ice hockey teams.
- Also, that means he's got a fat ass.
All hockey players do.
- Well, we'll see tonight. I don't know.
- Really?
- Brooks, are you already ready for the party, honey?
- Oh, my God, it's perfect.
Hot little country boy.
Love you, see you later. - Okay, I love you.
- Bye.
- Yes, ma'am.
I feel like there is a Southerner
somewhere inside of me.
My voice kinda sounds less irritating
in a Southern accent.
Admit it. It's kinda good, no?
- I heard from a little birdie that Georgia
has got some sh-- to say.
I heard that she finds it to be very convenient timing
that I broke up, and that we did it for the show.
- Who told you about the Georgia thing?
♪♪
- Tweet. [laughing]
- I'm not paying attention
to any of the hootin' and hollerin'.
- Dude, great outfit.
- All I care about, is how my whiskey and bourbon
is gettin' down this windpipe.
This is, um...
I should have studied for cowboy night.
♪ I'm gonna take you high ♪
- Ariana and I have been texting a little bit.
I've been texting her more than she's been texting me, for sure.
I think she's trying to create more of a boundary
than I'd like to.
Like, say if you're ever in the city
and need to stop by.
Even if I'm not there, it's fine.
- Thank you. - Yeah, I'm gonna have
to set some ground rules for everybody, though.
They need to know you're still my woman,
especially Charlie.
- You're insane.
- Ariana is kinda growing on me.
Maybe I'll try to (BLEEP) her, low key.
Like... - Charlie!
- I mean, Charlie reached out to me,
and it was kinda shocking.
Charlie is 80% dick, 20% nice.
Did you just text me that you're 30 minutes away?
- Yeah, is that too-- is that too far?
- Oh, my gosh, Charlie.
Shai is five minutes out.
- All right. Catch ya in a minute.
Am I interesting to film alone?
It was a surreal feeling to walk back into the apartment
and see everything half empty, and her presence gone.
As much as New York City was her dream,
it was also something I was very, very excited to do.
We had this forever idea in both of our minds,
and I have built this entire life
inside of my own head.
So, it's a lot for emotionally having to go to this party.
I did not expect to feel as anxious as I do.
- Yo! - Welcome to my humble abode.
Inviting Charlie and Shai over can ease my nerves a lot
'cause I know that they're gonna get me
to have a couple more drinks than I usually do.
- I feel so bad for Ariana.
It's her birthday.
She has to go to somebody else's birthday
and see her ex.
- Cheers. - Good to see you.
- Good to see you, too, man.
- It's a pretty ----ing sh---y birthday to me.
♪♪
- Coming up...
- I did wanna bring one thing up.
I heard through the gay grapevine
you felt I was, like, flirting
with Kevin on the trip.
- What the literal (BLEEP)?
♪ Lights camera action now ♪
- You're just-- you're lying.
I know my mom,
and she doesn't care that much to unfollow you.
- Charlie was in the same townhome
where the crypto kidnapping took place.
- My main goal was always modeling,
but now the modeling world
and the social media world are very intertwined.
I don't consider myself an influencer.
I'm still working on my social presence.
The more followers you have, obviously,
the more you're gonna get paid.
It'd be nice if I had over 100,000 on TikTok.
That's bad.
And just because I'm Damon Dash's daughter or whatever,
like, you would think I'd have more.
I don't.
In this industry, your reputation is everything.
If somebody who is my friend
is calling me a liar,
like, what are brands supposed to think?
Why would a brand wanna work with somebody who is a liar?
Okay.
- It's been an interesting and, you know,
stressful at times, few months.
I know that it's the elephant in the room,
you know, amongst the group,
and I wish that I could address it more directly,
but I think the truth will come out eventually.
If you know me, you know that I probably
wasn't kidnapping and torturing anybody, right?
♪♪
- Howdy. - Hey.
- I was watching "Boss Baby" last night,
and it kinda reminds me of Brooks
because Brooks is, like, the cutest, like,
sweetheart, angel baby. - Yes.
- But then he, like, runs a business.
- Mmm.
- I'm Liam. - How are you?
I'm Ava. - Good to meet you.
- Look who it is. The LV jacket.
- Did they really--
they did have Louis Vuitton in the Wild West.
- Hello.
Hi, how are you?
You look beautiful. - Good. I like your outfit.
- Hey, how are you? - What's up?
- I'm so happy I get to meet you guys.
Liam's told me, like, so many incredible things.
- We went to middle school and, like,
the beginning of high school together.
- All three of you guys? - All three of us.
Me, and Jackson, and Kendall,
we met at York Prep on the Upper West Side,
and then we've just kind of been homies ever since.
Growing up in the city is nothing like "Gossip Girl."
However, it's everything like "Gossip Girl."
You're in high school going out, and raging,
and, like, yeah, there are kids who--
there were kids who owned hotels, right?
Like, what's his name, Chuck, right?
I'm gonna act like I don't know his name.
It's Chuck Bass.
- So, do you guys know Charlie then
'cause you're all, like, the same age?
- Not-not really.
We have friends that, like, knew him.
- Apparently, Shai is, um,
pregaming with Charlie and Hudson,
right now. - That is so weird.
- Isn't that not the weirdest trio that you've ever heard of?
- I'm sorry. That's the weirdest group.
- I don't.
- Uh, dude, I don't know if I have liquor
'cause I haven't been here.
- I'm finding myself in this group in New York now.
- I'm ready to get lit.
- It's, like, kind of a weird thing.
- Last year, I was fully just friends with Dylan.
- You don't like it in any form?
- Well, someone said it tastes like, uh,
what a penis would taste like.
We started hanging out,
and there were cameras all around.
When I walk into this group of people that I'm, like,
all of you guys are so interesting.
Ahh!
I think I stepped in some poop.
- Would you date Charlie, if you were a girl?
- Yeah, maybe I'd give him my number.
I fully thought, at some point, they're gonna be like
this is just a big prank show.
Is this real?
- Shai's like a little puppy, bro.
- And then Dylan left New York.
- Dylan abandoned his puppy.
[dog barking]
And now, we all have to take care of it.
- Well, it used to be Ariana's, like, makeup room and stuff.
- Now, it's Shai's room.
If this is a prank show, it's a really good one.
♪♪
I'm just gonna-- he doesn't need to see that.
- I don't believe it's a real breakup, I'm sorry.
I've just never seen any exes do, like,
a joint story post to announce their breakup.
- You're not gonna, like, say that tonight, right?
- Why are you telling me not to say anything?
Not that I would.
- I would be extremely hurt by hearing that, you know.
- Okay, well, I'm not trying to hurt anybody's feelings.
People are so sensitive sometimes.
- It's also, like, the first time the, like,
the whole group has been, like, in the same spot.
- I think we need to also just go ahead
and put this out there.
We're setting some ground rules, right?
- What, with your ex-girlfriend?
- Yeah. - With your now ex-girlfriend,
yeah, don't worry.
I have no intention of sacrificing this friendship
for that, if that makes sense.
- I appreciate that. Thank you.
Let's move on.
- I don't know how long I'm gonna stay.
I was literally fighting for my life
on the toilet last night.
- Well, yeehaw.
- I think I had bad salami.
Bodega sandwiches are quite a staple
in most New Yorkers' diet,
and I didn't go to my normal place,
but I literally, like, thank God every day for bodegas.
It could be, uh, end of the world weather conditions,
and they'll still be open serving
a chicken cutlet sandwich.
- How are you? - I'm good. How are you?
- I'm good.
This is Emira's dad. - I'm her dad.
- Georgia. Nice to meet you.
- I love being the first one at a party.
♪♪
I guess we can, like, talk to each other.
[laughing]
- Oh, rustic.
Hi, you guys. - [indistinct] is here.
- Oh, my God, you guys are all very Southern.
- Things are, like, kinda awkward with Emira and I.
- I guess, so far, she is the only one.
- Yeah.
- She has her opinions, I've heard,
but we have not discussed it directly.
- You said, "Oh, wow, your Ozempic must be wearing off."
- I didn't read it as, like, it was an offensive thing,
and I understand why it was, and I'm sorry.
- Okay, apology accepted.
- Okay, great.
When I apologized, I really did mean it
and then to just hear, like,
her keep holding onto this anger.
- She thought she'd be on national television.
That bitch can rot in hell. - I remember that.
- Thorn, I would have to say,
had to be the conversation with Georgia.
- There is an elephant in the room
that's never been addressed.
- She's, like, touching Kevin's leg
and like-like-like-- - Wait, who the (BLEEP)?
- Georgia. - Is touching Kevin's leg?
- What I think was really going on was,
she had been telling everyone that I was, like,
----ing flirting with Kevin on the trip.
- But like, it was, like, three times,
and Charlie was like, "Stop playing footsie with him,"
and she just stopped after.
- It did not happen.
- If that bitch comes next to my man again,
I'm gonna gut her like a fish.
- I think that's why she was really mad.
She was embarrassed to say that super publicly,
so she made it about this Ozempic comment.
That's my theory.
I have no intentions of bringing up the Ozempic thing,
and I'm definitely not bringing up
the whole, like, Kevin whatever.
Hi, Emira.
Hi, beautiful. - Oh, my God, hi.
How are you? - You look gorgeous.
- Thank you. - Oh, my God.
Ideally, like, we'd never talk about it
but definitely not on her birthday.
- Coming up...
- I don't know what to do 'cause I made a little eye contact.
- With Hudson? - Yeah.
- Is he here already? - Yeah, he came with Shai.
♪ Give me that sweet that boom boom ♪
- What's next in our shot list?
Definitely wanna do, like, family pictures.
Will you grab everyone? - I'll get them, yeah.
- Thank you. - You look incredible.
- Thank you, thank you.
- I was like, that's how you do concealer.
- This birthday party, I have to be, like, on.
- Where did you get this? - It's all custom.
This is not just a birthday.
It's, like, fully a work event.
I wanna just make this so clear.
I love my ----ing job,
[notification alerts dinging] but...
...it's my ----ing birthday.
I just want a break.
- Did you meet Georgia?
- Hey, how are you? - Hi. I'm Georgia.
- Liam. Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
- How are you?
- I, honestly, I am not good.
I know we just met, but I was fighting for my life
on the toilet last night.
- I really hope it's country, and not just (BLEEP)try.
- Feeling, like, confident and fun.
♪ Are you ready ♪
- You look beautiful. - Hi, gorge, how are you?
- Good. How are you? Are you feeling good?
- I haven't seen Gia since Gia called me
a liar on a podcast.
Kinda awkward 'cause I don't wanna start drama
at somebody's birthday.
- Well, so-- - So, I was surprised that you had a fashion brand.
- So what I'm saying is, you just told me...
- It's not that you said you were surprised.
- ...it would make more sense
if Georgia had a clothing line versus you.
- I might not have the best birthday party track record.
Sorry I had an insecurity.
I don't wanna be that girl.
I'm telling you. I really do value birthdays.
- Hello, beautiful. How are you?
Happy birthday. - Thank you, gorgeous.
- How are you doing? - You look beautiful.
I'm doing okay.
- By the way...
- No, we are very cordial. - Okay.
- What else is Georgia gonna say?
- I'm not gonna lie. I thought it was...
- Honestly, everyone's just testing me.
- They want bulldog Gia.
- Bulldog Gia is really not happening.
- I was gonna bring it up to you.
I was like that is sh---y.
- And then you posted a moving vlog,
and I was like, I recede everything I said.
I'm done, sorry.
- Today is moving day, again.
I'm moving into my own apartment.
The video of me moving out
was the proof you needed for this to be real.
It definitely sucks. He was my best friend,
but I had to choose me.
This is a prime example of the fact
that people live more in social media
than in real life.
We are friends. Give me a call.
- No, we have no communication.
- Oh, wow. - Oh, wow, really?
- Obviously, the two peas in the pod, Georgia and Ava,
Ava thinks the same thing, too.
But Ava's not really my friend,
so think what you wanna think.
Georgia, what the (BLEEP)?
- I was just nodding along 'cause, like--
- Yeah. - It was wrong.
It was a real breakup.
♪ How you make it look so easy like that ♪
♪ Baby BRB ♪
♪ Bring it right back ♪
♪ I'm locked in the moment ♪
- Tonight's gonna be a sh-- show.
- Wait, what?
[laughing] - It's country themed.
- Are you gonna come in on-on all fours?
- I'll try.
No, I can't really bend over in this.
- Hudson should ride you in.
[laughing]
That's the dumbest sh-- I've ever seen in my life.
Imagine this with, like, a knife
tryin' to kill you.
- New York Horror Story kinda sh--.
- It's horrifying.
♪ All eyes all eyes on me ♪
- Charlie, Hudson, and Shai were pregaming.
- No. - Yes.
- I really think that now that Hudson is single,
Charlie is probably doing what he did with my ex
and having Hudson pay for everything. - Hmm.
- And think about it. - Probably going to the dark side.
- He's, like, "Ooh, Hudson, dollar sign, dollar sign."
I am concerned.
♪ All eyes all eyes on me ♪
- A couple just stared him down.
[whinnying]
- Ariana said she's bringing her sister tonight.
- You love talking to Ariana, bro.
- Oh, really? You're talkin' to my ex like that?
- I called her for her birthday.
She said, "Oh, I'm bringin' my friends and my sister."
- Do you hear this sh--? - Really, Shai?
- You hearing this sh--?
- Are you asking me genuinely? Yeah.
- It's like, but is her sister not hot?
Can we just cover our bases here?
- No, no, no. I-I-- Her sister is pretty, yes.
- Is it her older or younger sister?
- Her whole-- her whole family is pretty.
- Is that... true?
♪ I make 'em say wow I I make 'em say wow ♪
- They really do, honey. I paid for 'em.
- No, I need to go, like, have a conversation
with Georgia, at some point.
The Ozempic comment never really got addressed.
- What do you got? - I've got mozzi sticks.
- The Ozempic is wearing off.
- I think anyone would be rightfully bothered by this.
We need to be cordial with one another.
We have so many mutual friends.
Honestly, I'm gonna go do that now.
- Okay. - I'm gonna find my lip gloss,
and then I'm gonna go do this and get this sh-- over with.
- Yeah.
Don't (BLEEP) with Emira. - Yeah.
- If you come for Emira, you're ----ed.
- Thank you.
I'm a wonderful friend.
But I'm also an incredible enemy.
♪♪
- Well, I have to leave in, like, five minutes.
What is this in regard to?
- Wait, I actually have to go-- Okay.
Jesus!
- You got this.
♪ Comin' atcha ♪
- Hi, queen. - Hi, gorge.
I'm like, I just wanted an opportunity here
'cause we haven't really talked about, like, that.
- I know. I know. - And, like, I know,
like, it wasn't that big of a deal, like, to you.
- I heard you felt like I wasn't genuinely apologetic.
If I had any idea, prior to saying that,
that it would have affected you,
I definitely wouldn't have said it.
And I did mean to apologize genuinely,
and if it didn't come off that way, I'm sorry.
- Okay. - But, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I'm glad we're having this convo now.
- Yeah, I did want to bring one other thing up.
I heard-- I don't know if it's true,
but I heard through the gay grapevine
you felt I was, like, flirting with Kevin on the trip.
The gay grapevine is my network of queer people,
both domestically and internationally,
who are my eyes and ears and tell me things.
I did not hear about it in this country.
I heard about it from someone
who does not live in this country.
It's a lifelong commitment to establish a gay grapevine.
The gay grapevine operates, like, above the CIA
in terms of functionality,
and when you're in, you're in forever.
I do not reveal my sources within the gay grapevine, ever.
[zipping]
- A little bit, yeah.
The way you were, like, speaking to him,
and, like, you're, like, touchy-feely with him
and all that stuff. - Oh, my God,
okay, 'cause I heard that,
and my jaw literally hit the floor.
- What the literal (BLEEP)?
- Never in a million years did it literally cross my mind
to see Kevin as anything other than your boyfriend.
- I did not know that she knew about this.
I didn't think it was that big of a deal,
which is why I never brought it up.
If I had a problem with her for that specific reason,
she would know.
- Genuinely, it-- not, like, never, never,
ever, ever, ever, ever, ever crossed my mind.
- I appreciate that. Thank you.
- Okay, good.
- You know what? Inviting her was charity enough.
That was my good karma for the year.
At this point, I'm washing my hands of her.
Someone's gotta wash their hands around here.
- Is this the infamous Liam? - I'm Liam. What up?
Gia, right? - So nice to meet you.
- How are you? - This is Ariana.
- Hello. Hi. - I'm Liam.
Nice to meet you. Yes. - Nice to meet you, as well.
- She's cute.
♪♪
[horse neighing]
- Who do we say hi to first?
- O-M-G!
- Is that Shai? You actually wore this?
I thought you were kidding.
This is kinda creepy.
- He called me, and I died laughing,
and I was like, "I think you should wear it."
- So, it's your fault. - Well, it's me.
[horse neighing]
- Seeing Charlie and Hudson walk in together...
[stomach gurgling]
I had, like-- was having acid reflux.
- My heart's beating real quick.
I don't know what to do
'cause I've made a little eye contact.
- With Hudson? - Yeah, he's here.
- Is he here already? - Yeah, he came with Shai.
- Ariana and I have known each other for ten years.
We officially started dating around the age of 18 or 19.
[indistinct chatter]
- How are you?
- After Season 1,
we didn't realize the amount of stress
New York had put on our relationship.
I just wasn't emotionally growing,
not working in anything,
not having any kind of drive to wanna go do anything,
just kind of becoming unattractive to her,
which, in turn, made her break up with me.
- Thank you.
- It's complicated. I love this person.
I care about this person so deeply.
I pray for him every night and pray for him
to surround himself with the right people.
Hi. How are you? - Hi. How are you?
Good to see you. - Good to see you, as well.
I don't understand why the (BLEEP)
he's friends with Charlie.
Oh, yeah, the guy who wanted to
(BLEEP) my girlfriend last year.
- Well, maybe I'll try to (BLEEP) her low-key.
Like... - Charlie!
- Good. You know, same sh--,
stayin' out of trouble. - Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, I can't really talk about it,
but, um, it's all good. - I understand.
Listen, everyone goes through ups and downs.
- Yes. - Go through it.
Learn from it. - Yes, indeed.
Anything beyond, guys, I really can't talk about it.
You know, it's-it's too much.
And I don't want to, like-- like, my freedom isn't worth,
like, an edit, you know.
- That sh-- was crazy. - Yeah, for sure.
Tell me about it.
- New York is always gonna have a scandal.
Unfortunately, the scandal's hitting really close to home.
- I do not want this person around me.
I do not (BLEEP) with this person,
and I don't really care what happens to them.
- You're leaving?
Okay.
- But I'm so glad we talked, though.
- Same. - I love you, seriously.
♪♪
- Are you dating anybody? - No, single as they come.
- What does that mean? - Yeah, what is that term?
[laughing] - Oh, women, yeah, women.
- Damn it.
- ...and he didn't know what it meant.
- I thought she said, "Are you kinky?"
And I was like, "What?"
[laughing]
It's like, I just met you.
- Cheers.
- Why didn't you just take it like that?
Brooks, get a shot in you.
♪♪
- That looked horrible. - I threw it back.
- You threw it back? - Yeah.
You're from Atlanta. Why don't you talk like that?
- Not unless you're from down, down, down.
- Like, really Southern. - Born and raised in Atlanta?
- Yeah, in Alpharetta.
I moved here last year.
- Worth it? - Yeah, I love it.
- Huh? - Do you need anything else?
- No, I'm okay. Thank you.
- You need a straw? Anything? - No, I'm okay.
Don't worry about it. - You sure?
- Yeah, thank you.
[indistinct chatter]
- Not to make this about me,
but, like, this breakup is very awkward.
First, they're doing the breakup story
that doesn't even seem that real.
Sorry, but it didn't.
But now, they're still in the same group chat,
going to the same parties,
and now he's waiting on her hand and foot.
If I just went through a breakup, A,
he's not catching an invite.
- So close, though. - One more month.
- I got arrested for a DUI.
It wasn't true.
- She didn't do the br-breathalyzer.
- You said, "No, I won't blow."
- My dad always said, "Never blow."
- So, my dad always says,
"Never give 'em a reason to blow."
- So, they waited three years to do anything about it.
- I think it's pretty hot.
♪♪
- Go say something. You pressed me.
Press his ass.
- No, but still press him.
- This Liam kid-- I don't really know who he is,
but Liam has decided to flirt with Ariana.
So, he can do whatever the hell he wants to.
He's a grown man.
But he's gonna have to hear something from me eventually.
♪♪
- You pressed me. Press his ass.
- Do you think Ariana's into that sh--?
- Still, press him.
- I'm just gonna, like, slowly hobble up.
[cheering]
Hi, you guys.
I just wanted to say thank you so much for coming.
And let's get ----ed up!
[cheering]
♪ Trying to catch the vibe ♪
♪ Catch the vibe Catch the vibe ♪
- Okay, Brooks.
- Oh, sorry.
- I think we should go. - We're going out, right?
- I'll just say this.
Nothing good happens at an after party.
Look at Charlie's alleged case.
♪ I'm trying to catch the vibe ♪
But I actually did not have that much fun
at my birthday.
It was a work event.
I need to now go and have fun with my friends.
- I have two dogs. - You got two pups?
- Yeah. - What kind?
- And then a German Shepherd Husky.
- I rescued 'em. I rescued 'em both, so, yeah.
- I, so, I just, uh, I-I volunteer at shelters
every now and then. - Yeah.
- I'm gonna get a shot, bitch.
♪♪
- I'll have a beer. Allagash?
♪♪
- How was your night?
- I definitely wanted to talk to you about something.
- Did you? - But I don't know if,
like, now is the time, 'cause I feel bad
on a birthday to, like, just talk about--
- Did you? - Yes, I did.
- Okay.
- I assume that Gia knows that,
after the podcast she went on came out,
I wouldn't be that happy with her.
I saw your podcast that you did
where you said I was a liar.
- Oh! - I have so much negativity
being spread about myself and my family.
When you search my name, the first thing
that pops up is, "Ava Dash evicted."
I don't need my friends also adding to that.
The reality is, I had an apartment.
I shared it with my dad. Split the rent.
I was on time paying my rent.
My dad, not so much.
I don't need to, like, release a statement and say,
"Hey, guys, I wasn't the one that made us
"get this eviction notice,"
but the friend that has said something untrue about me
and come for my character,
this one, I, like, have to address.
I would like to clear my name.
You were like, "Ava's a goddamn liar."
- Oh, yeah, you said that my mom unfollowed you.
- Right.
- You could just apologize.
I think it's fake to say something in the press
and then not say it in person.
- I did not. - Well, I think,
if I called you a liar on a podcast,
I really don't think you would like it.
- She's mad at you why?
- I don't know.
- I thought we were mad at her.
- We were mad at her because she was rude to us.
- So, why is she mad at you?
- I don't know.
When you're coming after my mother,
I'm gonna call you a liar. - I did not come after your mom.
You're dragging it.
I didn't say anything mean about you or your mother.
- You're not owning that you also talk sh--.
- You should be mad. Why is she mad at you?
- Literally, you're talking about my mom.
- About your family. - Off-limits.
- Mothers, off-limits. Family, off-limits.
- You couldn't get your point across without yelling.
- You were just yelling, but, okay,
you wanna make me look crazy, go ahead.
- I don't have to make you do anything.
You do that all on your own.
- Oh, my God!
- This season, on "Next Gen NYC..."
- The entire cast is scheduled to appear at BravoCon.
- It's a reality TV show.
- Pigeons are not known for their eyesight.
- Did everyone just, like, not take their meds today?
- Right now is the prime time to (BLEEP) Charlie Zakkour.
- Ariana and I have not had sex.
♪ Stop ♪
- It's just a ----ing crazy ass comment.
- Okay, fine.
Can we go and give each other mean gifts?
- Don't talk to him. That's my archnemesis.
- My life on this show is Larry David
on "Curb Your Enthusiasm."
- Pretty, pretty-- - Pretty good!
♪♪
- Damon Dash has filed for bankruptcy.
- You seem like you've got, like, everything together.
- Guys.
Isn't Vegas, like, the number one
tourist destination in the world?
- No.
- No, I'm pretty sure it's Vegas.
- Which way is North?
No, bitch!
♪♪
- Why are you starting a cleaning product brand?
- This girl blocked me from leaving a bathroom
because I didn't wash my hands.
- Still not good with that.
- Yeah. - Peculiar.
[humming]
- I had a dream you all killed me.
- Us? - Us?
- Yeah. - Tea.
[laughing]
- Rowan, her mom's Brooke Shields.
- I don't really know who that is.
- Did you watch Hannah Montana?
Hanna Montana's mom.
- Oh, God.
She's bringing my dead mother.
I put my mother next to the two things
she loves the most, me and booze.
- Dating in New York is a drug addiction.
No matter how bad you know it is,
you keep ----ing doing it.
[giggling]
- Okay, stop flirting.
- I think Liam's amazing.
- For you.
I, like, got pressed up by Hudson.
- I think Ariana and I will end up getting back together.
- I wanted to get to know her, too.
[whistling]
- I take my skincare very seriously.
- The cast of "Next Gen NYC".
- Own your greatness, honey.
- Guys come and go. - Oh, Ava.
- You need some girls that can be, like,
we're gonna bring the tequila
and we're gonna get through this.
- We have a new dynamic duo over there.
- Oh, my God, what is that movie with the two dogs
and they kiss?
"Lady and the Train!"
Tramp?
Tramp, really? It's Tramp?
That seems inappropriate.
- Figure out whether you have the label
of exclusivity or not.
- Charlie has no sense of loyalty.
You are a liar. - I brought you on this show.
- Oh, this again. - Here we go.
- Shut the (BLEEP) up. - What--
- Say it nicer. - Be quiet!
Is that nicer?
- Take me off the mic now.
- (BLEEP) your dad. - (BLEEP) my dad?
- Oh, God, am I gonna look like an asshole
at the end of this season?