1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:04,583 --> 00:00:09,416 [Buffalora Entertainment bumper music] 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 4 00:00:09,791 --> 00:00:14,791 [distant military battle] 5 00:00:33,791 --> 00:00:38,791 [droning, ominous music] 6 00:01:11,666 --> 00:01:16,666 [distant military battle] 7 00:01:16,875 --> 00:01:18,875 [man screaming] 8 00:01:19,625 --> 00:01:21,625 [man screaming] 9 00:01:26,458 --> 00:01:30,458 [ominous music continues] 10 00:01:58,458 --> 00:02:00,791 Welcome back to the Shit Storm radio podcast. 11 00:02:00,875 --> 00:02:02,708 I'm your host, Sean Henry. 12 00:02:02,791 --> 00:02:05,916 And today we've been speaking with Earl Shalalay, co-founder 13 00:02:05,958 --> 00:02:08,333 and leader of God Salvationist, 14 00:02:08,458 --> 00:02:10,625 a Southern Baptist Organization. 15 00:02:10,708 --> 00:02:14,041 that's focused on resetting our country's moral compass. 16 00:02:14,416 --> 00:02:16,958 Earl, in terms of immoral 17 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:19,958 activities impacting Christian Americans today, 18 00:02:20,083 --> 00:02:22,916 what are the biggest concerns you're seeing 19 00:02:23,083 --> 00:02:26,291 that could have disastrous ramifications for our nation? 20 00:02:27,375 --> 00:02:29,041 We're seeing more kids today 21 00:02:29,125 --> 00:02:32,791 led astray by bizarre fixation with the occult, Sean. 22 00:02:33,416 --> 00:02:36,083 Specifically... Satanism. 23 00:02:36,416 --> 00:02:38,583 Of course, it's no surprise which states 24 00:02:38,583 --> 00:02:41,500 are the progenitors of this dangerous trend. 25 00:02:41,875 --> 00:02:45,500 Now, if I were a betting man, I'd say the Lefty McLefterson's. 26 00:02:45,791 --> 00:02:47,458 Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. 27 00:02:47,625 --> 00:02:50,458 Now, you look at the recent mass shootings from 28 00:02:50,583 --> 00:02:52,416 those godless liberal bastions. 29 00:02:53,083 --> 00:02:55,083 The media savvy satanic leaders 30 00:02:55,083 --> 00:02:58,125 are recruiting and poison our children's minds 31 00:02:58,375 --> 00:03:00,625 by praying to their base instincts. 32 00:03:01,416 --> 00:03:03,500 See, now they're luring them in with music, 33 00:03:03,583 --> 00:03:05,333 then indoctrinating them through 34 00:03:05,416 --> 00:03:08,625 underground pornographic websites and other avenues. 35 00:03:08,916 --> 00:03:11,541 And they sell illicit drugs 36 00:03:11,625 --> 00:03:13,125 and cult paraphernalia. 37 00:03:13,375 --> 00:03:14,375 Now, is that true? 38 00:03:14,833 --> 00:03:16,958 I wish I could say I was making this up. 39 00:03:18,041 --> 00:03:20,083 I swear, Sean, if you don't hold me back, 40 00:03:20,125 --> 00:03:21,125 I might aim to do what 41 00:03:21,208 --> 00:03:22,208 needs to be done and 42 00:03:22,291 --> 00:03:23,375 set things right here. 43 00:03:25,250 --> 00:03:26,958 You know the woke snowflakes ain't 44 00:03:27,041 --> 00:03:28,041 doing nothing to stop it. 45 00:03:29,291 --> 00:03:31,625 They don't care about a goddamn thing except 46 00:03:31,708 --> 00:03:34,750 making it easy for illegals to abuse our healthcare and 47 00:03:34,916 --> 00:03:36,583 defunding law enforcement. 48 00:03:36,875 --> 00:03:38,875 Now, what can we do? 49 00:03:40,041 --> 00:03:42,000 Yeah, we can start by being 50 00:03:42,083 --> 00:03:45,041 more vigilant and understand we all have a part to 51 00:03:45,083 --> 00:03:47,250 play in this reconciliation. 52 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:49,208 Together... 53 00:03:49,750 --> 00:03:52,208 We can recognize the early warning signs and then 54 00:03:52,291 --> 00:03:55,083 do everything in our power to put a stop to it. 55 00:03:58,541 --> 00:04:00,541 [spray painting noise] 56 00:04:00,916 --> 00:04:02,916 [ominous music] 57 00:04:14,875 --> 00:04:15,625 You can't hit me, man. 58 00:04:15,708 --> 00:04:16,541 I'm just a kid. 59 00:04:18,583 --> 00:04:20,583 Old enough to be in the satanic bullshit, though, right? 60 00:04:20,666 --> 00:04:21,708 [KID:] You know what? Fuck you. 61 00:04:21,791 --> 00:04:22,833 You fuck... 62 00:04:25,500 --> 00:04:26,500 [kid cries out in pain] 63 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:30,708 [kid cries out in pain] 64 00:04:35,916 --> 00:04:37,166 [KID:] Fucking psycho! 65 00:04:41,208 --> 00:04:42,208 [POLICE CHIEF:] Suspended. 66 00:04:42,541 --> 00:04:43,416 Without pay. 67 00:04:44,041 --> 00:04:45,541 Pending an evaluation. 68 00:04:46,958 --> 00:04:48,375 Psych evaluation. 69 00:04:49,041 --> 00:04:49,708 Yes, sir. 70 00:04:50,125 --> 00:04:51,791 You got anything to say for yourself? I mean... 71 00:04:51,958 --> 00:04:54,375 what's with the fucking Incredible Hulk, 72 00:04:54,458 --> 00:04:55,625 Charles Bronson bullshit? 73 00:04:56,791 --> 00:04:58,083 Guess I overreacted again. 74 00:04:58,333 --> 00:04:59,333 Overreact. 75 00:05:00,041 --> 00:05:01,375 Overreacting. Listen, 76 00:05:01,875 --> 00:05:03,625 a half sane person 77 00:05:03,791 --> 00:05:06,208 would say that's the understatement of the year. 78 00:05:07,125 --> 00:05:10,291 The kid's mom is going to file charges against the department. 79 00:05:10,333 --> 00:05:12,666 You broke his fucking arm, for Christ's sake. 80 00:05:13,208 --> 00:05:14,500 I'll make myself scarce, Chief. 81 00:05:15,708 --> 00:05:17,750 Listen, you just stuck a pipe bomb 82 00:05:17,833 --> 00:05:19,833 up the entire department's asshole. 83 00:05:20,166 --> 00:05:22,375 I can speak on behalf of everyone when I say, 84 00:05:22,458 --> 00:05:25,000 We really appreciate your newfound discretion. 85 00:05:26,833 --> 00:05:28,541 My folks have a place up in Washington County. 86 00:05:28,708 --> 00:05:29,916 Tell you what, I'll do y'all a favor 87 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,041 and put some miles between myself and the department. 88 00:05:32,750 --> 00:05:34,375 Yeah, sounds great. Listen, 89 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:35,541 before you go, 90 00:05:35,916 --> 00:05:37,041 IA is gonna want to talk to you, 91 00:05:37,250 --> 00:05:39,541 they're gonna come after you like a proctologist. 92 00:05:39,750 --> 00:05:40,625 They're gonna want to know all 93 00:05:40,708 --> 00:05:41,583 of the different pieces and 94 00:05:41,666 --> 00:05:42,666 parts of this thing. 95 00:05:43,208 --> 00:05:44,875 What happened in Afghanistan, 96 00:05:45,083 --> 00:05:46,583 about the PTSD, 97 00:05:47,041 --> 00:05:49,375 about what happened to your brother over there? 98 00:05:50,750 --> 00:05:52,541 You better milk that one, too. 99 00:05:53,375 --> 00:05:55,791 Look, man, these guys aren't going to fuck around. 100 00:05:55,875 --> 00:05:57,791 They're going to really tear you a new asshole. 101 00:05:59,833 --> 00:06:00,666 Is that all? 102 00:06:01,875 --> 00:06:03,208 You know what, that is all. 103 00:06:04,666 --> 00:06:06,333 Oh, before you go, John, 104 00:06:06,416 --> 00:06:07,875 I'm going to need your gun and your badge 105 00:06:07,958 --> 00:06:09,333 until all this shit blows over. 106 00:06:18,541 --> 00:06:19,541 Thanks. 107 00:06:19,625 --> 00:06:20,541 Hey, John. 108 00:06:21,291 --> 00:06:22,500 Get your shit together. 109 00:06:22,750 --> 00:06:25,083 This is probably the last warning you're gonna get. 110 00:06:35,500 --> 00:06:37,500 [ominous music] 111 00:07:00,833 --> 00:07:01,833 [TALK SHOW CALLER:] Hell.. 112 00:07:01,916 --> 00:07:03,916 I tell you what, they want to shut me down. 113 00:07:05,166 --> 00:07:06,791 But the woke-stop-o 114 00:07:06,875 --> 00:07:08,291 Ain't gonna shut me down, Sean. 115 00:07:08,416 --> 00:07:09,416 I'll tell you that. 116 00:07:09,583 --> 00:07:11,833 Yeah, yeah, you're doing the Lord's work. Now, 117 00:07:12,375 --> 00:07:14,875 obviously the police aren't doing anything about this 118 00:07:14,958 --> 00:07:16,750 devil worshiping scourge. 119 00:07:17,500 --> 00:07:18,500 What could we do? 120 00:07:20,375 --> 00:07:21,916 [TALK SHOW CALLER:] How's that saying go? 121 00:07:23,583 --> 00:07:25,875 When the law turns a blind eye, 122 00:07:27,083 --> 00:07:28,958 Then we become the law. 123 00:07:30,166 --> 00:07:32,791 The deep cover shadow government has done 124 00:07:32,916 --> 00:07:35,875 its goddamn best to try and censor the sick 125 00:07:35,958 --> 00:07:38,875 truth of what's actually going on in this brainwashed 126 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:42,000 country by banning me, and other like minded 127 00:07:42,041 --> 00:07:45,083 truth warriors, from the satanic mainstream media. 128 00:07:45,500 --> 00:07:48,791 They put up their smoke screens to hide their rampant webtard 129 00:07:48,958 --> 00:07:52,083 pedophilia rings with their liberal tentacles 130 00:07:52,375 --> 00:07:55,208 wrapped around the throats of the American public, 131 00:07:55,500 --> 00:07:57,125 squeezing them into complacency 132 00:07:57,291 --> 00:08:00,083 with their sicko Hollywood propaganda machine. 133 00:08:00,458 --> 00:08:02,916 This country is being strangled to death 134 00:08:03,041 --> 00:08:06,416 by the scorpion's tail of the shadow government's satanic 135 00:08:06,625 --> 00:08:09,416 reach over the perverted, gun hating, 136 00:08:09,583 --> 00:08:11,958 patriot baiting, queer loving media. 137 00:08:12,750 --> 00:08:14,875 And we are speaking specifically 138 00:08:14,958 --> 00:08:16,458 of the fraudulent news media that 139 00:08:16,541 --> 00:08:18,083 manipulates the minds of its 140 00:08:18,166 --> 00:08:22,291 gullible minions through witchcraft and child sacrifice. 141 00:08:22,500 --> 00:08:25,416 Like the McClutchen family that was slaughtered in Providence. 142 00:08:25,625 --> 00:08:28,333 This was actually carried out by Antifa, 143 00:08:28,500 --> 00:08:32,125 Black Lives Matter, and the LGBTQ community 144 00:08:32,291 --> 00:08:33,833 who are warriors of Satan. 145 00:08:34,083 --> 00:08:38,500 And I've seen photographic proof of satanic child sacrifice. 146 00:08:39,333 --> 00:08:41,625 People need to wake the hell up. 147 00:08:42,041 --> 00:08:44,416 This is a battle for the nation's soul, 148 00:08:44,583 --> 00:08:47,916 the phony mainstream panders to the satanic 149 00:08:48,041 --> 00:08:50,791 shadow government, because they are co-conspirators 150 00:08:50,916 --> 00:08:52,791 in the highly-organized and well-coordinated 151 00:08:53,041 --> 00:08:55,458 attack of American values 152 00:08:55,583 --> 00:08:57,125 and patriotism. 153 00:08:57,541 --> 00:08:59,791 They are not beholden to the Constitution 154 00:08:59,916 --> 00:09:03,000 of this great nation, but to the Satanic Bible, 155 00:09:03,291 --> 00:09:06,083 a Bible baptized with the infant blood of 156 00:09:06,250 --> 00:09:08,375 their hideous child sacrifices. 157 00:09:28,208 --> 00:09:29,708 [ON PHONE:] John, it's Scott. 158 00:09:30,541 --> 00:09:31,958 Just saw the news. 159 00:09:32,208 --> 00:09:33,416 Jesus, man. 160 00:09:33,583 --> 00:09:35,458 What the hell happened out there, bro? 161 00:09:35,666 --> 00:09:37,875 Look, if you need to talk to anybody, 162 00:09:38,166 --> 00:09:39,458 just give me a call, man. 163 00:09:39,583 --> 00:09:41,041 I hope you're doing okay. 164 00:09:41,458 --> 00:09:42,416 And don't you dare stick a 165 00:09:42,458 --> 00:09:43,375 shotgun in your mouth over this 166 00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:44,500 bullshit, man. 167 00:09:44,666 --> 00:09:46,333 - Fuck you. - Call me, bro. 168 00:09:47,916 --> 00:09:48,916 Asshole. 169 00:09:50,041 --> 00:09:51,583 [ON PHONE:] John, it's your father. 170 00:09:51,833 --> 00:09:53,500 We saw on the TV what happened. 171 00:09:54,500 --> 00:09:56,291 I just wanted you to know that your, 172 00:09:56,416 --> 00:09:59,000 your mother and I are aware of the suspension. 173 00:09:59,500 --> 00:10:00,708 Sorry, son. 174 00:10:00,875 --> 00:10:03,125 I know you were only doing what you thought was right. 175 00:10:03,958 --> 00:10:06,083 Maybe you lost your temper, but 176 00:10:06,166 --> 00:10:09,166 we're here for you, if you want to talk, son. 177 00:10:09,833 --> 00:10:10,833 We love you. 178 00:10:29,541 --> 00:10:30,958 [TV NEWSCASTER:] Shocking footage of apparent 179 00:10:31,041 --> 00:10:32,041 police brutality 180 00:10:32,166 --> 00:10:35,708 was caught by a bystander cell phone in Akron today. 181 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,625 The footage shows a police officer attacking and 182 00:10:38,708 --> 00:10:41,458 breaking the arm... of a 15 year old boy. 183 00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:44,541 The assault took place behind Bartholomew's Deli 184 00:10:44,625 --> 00:10:45,916 earlier this morning. 185 00:10:46,416 --> 00:10:48,291 Police Sergeant John Darden, 186 00:10:48,375 --> 00:10:50,125 The officer accused of the attack, 187 00:10:50,500 --> 00:10:52,333 was immediately suspended 188 00:10:52,458 --> 00:10:56,125 and faces charges of first degree felony assault. 189 00:10:56,458 --> 00:10:59,125 He is due to be arraigned Monday at the 190 00:10:59,250 --> 00:11:01,250 Superior Court of Ohio in Summit County. 191 00:11:01,750 --> 00:11:02,750 [TV turned off] 192 00:11:06,375 --> 00:11:08,375 [sound of military combat] 193 00:11:14,333 --> 00:11:16,333 [somber music] 194 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,041 Most of the mass shootings in this country 195 00:11:24,166 --> 00:11:25,458 are actually carried out 196 00:11:25,541 --> 00:11:27,250 by Antifa terrorists. 197 00:11:27,416 --> 00:11:29,875 They're conducting these coordinated attacks 198 00:11:29,958 --> 00:11:31,791 under the supervision of 199 00:11:31,875 --> 00:11:33,375 the satanic shadow government, 200 00:11:33,458 --> 00:11:35,916 thus attempting to weaken the power of the NRA 201 00:11:36,041 --> 00:11:37,041 and disarm 202 00:11:37,125 --> 00:11:39,458 law abiding American citizens. 203 00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:42,458 The plan being to leave us vulnerable 204 00:11:42,541 --> 00:11:44,166 for a mass scale assault. 205 00:11:44,708 --> 00:11:46,791 I reject the absurd notion that 206 00:11:46,875 --> 00:11:49,708 gun control would prevent these mass shootings. 207 00:11:49,916 --> 00:11:52,875 The problem is not access to assault rifles. 208 00:11:53,125 --> 00:11:56,208 The real problem is that the power of Satan 209 00:11:56,250 --> 00:11:58,625 is alive and thriving in this country. 210 00:11:58,833 --> 00:12:01,416 Satanists walk among us every day, 211 00:12:01,500 --> 00:12:04,333 attempting to seduce us through mainstream media, 212 00:12:04,416 --> 00:12:05,958 and through their subliminal, 213 00:12:06,083 --> 00:12:07,666 homosexual friendly messages, 214 00:12:07,750 --> 00:12:11,416 embedded in mainstream films, and television shows. 215 00:12:11,625 --> 00:12:14,416 The rainbow flags, and pink triangles 216 00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:16,708 are nothing more than pentagrams in disguise. 217 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,500 Go to my website, and you'll see proof 218 00:12:19,625 --> 00:12:21,333 that the McClechens were murdered 219 00:12:21,333 --> 00:12:23,416 by satanic, ultra left forces. 220 00:12:23,875 --> 00:12:26,791 We carry the Mark of the Beast, not on our foreheads, 221 00:12:26,916 --> 00:12:29,916 but on our cell phones and laptop computers, 222 00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:32,750 as the shadow government possesses the ability to 223 00:12:32,875 --> 00:12:35,291 monitor our every move, our... 224 00:12:35,375 --> 00:12:38,583 Every text message and our every phone call. 225 00:12:41,166 --> 00:12:46,166 [satanic chanting] 226 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,000 Ave Satani... 227 00:13:42,708 --> 00:13:43,708 And... 228 00:13:43,916 --> 00:13:44,916 cut! 229 00:13:45,375 --> 00:13:46,583 Beautiful. 230 00:13:46,791 --> 00:13:48,500 Did I give you enough Anton Levay on that one? 231 00:13:48,583 --> 00:13:51,208 Samuel, I have a good authority right now, in Hell, 232 00:13:51,291 --> 00:13:52,750 Satan himself has an erection. 233 00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:55,458 You are a shoo-in for a PentaGrammy. 234 00:13:56,166 --> 00:13:59,208 I'll just stick with my multiple Saturn Awards. 235 00:13:59,291 --> 00:14:00,291 - Thank you. - Suit yourself. 236 00:14:00,750 --> 00:14:03,083 Oh, thank God this isn't a comedy. 237 00:14:03,250 --> 00:14:04,125 It isn't? 238 00:14:06,375 --> 00:14:09,500 Okay, but, like, how did the nipples look? 239 00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:14,125 [DIRECTOR:] Oh... ummm... 240 00:14:16,583 --> 00:14:17,583 [Noel huffs] 241 00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:19,750 Great. 242 00:14:20,083 --> 00:14:22,083 Because, like, I can perk them up a little bit, 243 00:14:22,166 --> 00:14:23,583 and we could do another take. 244 00:14:23,750 --> 00:14:26,625 I don't think that'll be necessary. 245 00:14:27,125 --> 00:14:28,916 Okay, let me know if you change your mind. 246 00:14:29,125 --> 00:14:30,125 Thank you. 247 00:14:31,916 --> 00:14:33,208 All right. 248 00:14:33,291 --> 00:14:35,375 Where are we at? 249 00:14:35,791 --> 00:14:38,125 Well, that is all four pages of the script, 250 00:14:38,291 --> 00:14:42,333 and we can move on to the goat fornication dream sequence. 251 00:14:42,708 --> 00:14:44,958 You got every shot on your storyboard for 252 00:14:45,083 --> 00:14:46,666 the scene, so we are looking good. 253 00:14:47,750 --> 00:14:49,333 - Perfect. - But I do have some concerns. 254 00:14:49,416 --> 00:14:50,916 What kind of concerns? 255 00:14:50,958 --> 00:14:53,875 Well, first off, the blood splatter on 256 00:14:53,958 --> 00:14:54,958 Megan's face, 257 00:14:55,250 --> 00:14:56,875 it was in a different pattern than it was in 258 00:14:56,958 --> 00:14:58,875 the reveal scene that we did earlier. 259 00:14:59,541 --> 00:15:01,083 Nobody's gonna notice that. 260 00:15:01,416 --> 00:15:04,000 Okay, well, I also noticed that Samuel's 261 00:15:04,041 --> 00:15:05,958 hoodie was buttoned all the way up in scene 22, 262 00:15:06,083 --> 00:15:07,375 and now it's unbuttoned. 263 00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:09,541 Nobody's gonna notice that. 264 00:15:09,666 --> 00:15:10,500 Nina, I think you're 265 00:15:10,625 --> 00:15:12,250 overthinking here just a little bit. 266 00:15:13,291 --> 00:15:15,125 No, I am just looking out for you. 267 00:15:15,666 --> 00:15:17,458 You know, the horror community can be brutal 268 00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:18,875 when they don't get realism. 269 00:15:19,041 --> 00:15:21,833 Yeah, and the horror community are a bunch of sweet, misguided 270 00:15:21,875 --> 00:15:23,666 idiots that want the Terrifier franchise. 271 00:15:23,708 --> 00:15:26,041 so I can't say I'm losing sleep over that one. 272 00:15:26,958 --> 00:15:27,958 Okay. 273 00:15:28,041 --> 00:15:29,583 It'd be fine. Trust me. 274 00:15:29,666 --> 00:15:30,875 Okay. 275 00:15:32,791 --> 00:15:34,958 [exhales] Oh, boy. 276 00:15:35,708 --> 00:15:38,166 Hey, there, are we happy? 277 00:15:38,666 --> 00:15:41,041 Heh-heh. Oh, yeah. 278 00:15:41,416 --> 00:15:43,416 This is some primo shit. 279 00:15:43,833 --> 00:15:45,583 I mean, about the shot. 280 00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:47,500 Uh... 281 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,208 That was beautiful. 282 00:15:50,541 --> 00:15:52,166 Was that the right word? 283 00:15:53,166 --> 00:15:54,166 Huh? 284 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:59,166 I thought we agreed you wouldn't be smoking that shit on the set. 285 00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:01,250 Uh, dejection. 286 00:16:01,333 --> 00:16:03,208 Dejection, Your Honor. 287 00:16:03,791 --> 00:16:07,000 You humbly requested that I didn't smoke. 288 00:16:08,166 --> 00:16:09,916 Well, I posited... 289 00:16:10,875 --> 00:16:12,583 Do you want me at my best? 290 00:16:12,875 --> 00:16:13,916 [laughs quietly] 291 00:16:16,458 --> 00:16:18,458 You know what? Whatever. 292 00:16:18,541 --> 00:16:20,375 Are we good to move on to the next shot? 293 00:16:20,625 --> 00:16:23,333 No, double check the monitor before you green light, 294 00:16:23,375 --> 00:16:24,583 but, uh, 295 00:16:24,916 --> 00:16:26,916 I'm super ready for the goats-capades. 296 00:16:27,083 --> 00:16:28,083 Okay, great. 297 00:16:28,208 --> 00:16:29,500 Uh, bring on the goat. 298 00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:33,125 Hey, hey, hey, I wanted to talk to you about this, by the way. 299 00:16:33,250 --> 00:16:34,291 I was thinking. 300 00:16:35,416 --> 00:16:37,750 You know, in all these satanic movies 301 00:16:37,833 --> 00:16:38,833 where the guy... 302 00:16:39,375 --> 00:16:40,833 kills or thrills the goat. 303 00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:41,875 Oh, boy. 304 00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:44,416 Wouldn't it be more inspired... 305 00:16:45,750 --> 00:16:47,166 If he took the time... 306 00:16:47,333 --> 00:16:48,208 Oh, God. 307 00:16:48,333 --> 00:16:49,833 to get to know the goat, 308 00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:52,125 learn to respect the goat, 309 00:16:53,208 --> 00:16:55,500 what are his dreams, his aspirations? 310 00:16:55,958 --> 00:16:57,583 Do you even know his name? 311 00:16:57,875 --> 00:17:00,291 How did he get in this situation? 312 00:17:00,666 --> 00:17:02,208 And maybe over time, 313 00:17:03,541 --> 00:17:05,625 he learns to love the goat. 314 00:17:14,458 --> 00:17:16,000 And then he fucks the goat. 315 00:17:17,916 --> 00:17:20,875 Tom, you could fuck coats all you want in your spare time. 316 00:17:20,958 --> 00:17:22,958 Let's just get this fucking movie shot, okay? 317 00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:24,333 [Noel makes funny noise] 318 00:17:25,166 --> 00:17:26,625 Well, then I'm smoking. 319 00:17:26,916 --> 00:17:28,000 Take five, everybody. 320 00:17:28,125 --> 00:17:29,125 Oh, fuck. 321 00:17:31,958 --> 00:17:33,166 Oh, my gosh. 322 00:17:33,250 --> 00:17:35,375 This blood is awesome. 323 00:17:35,625 --> 00:17:38,625 That's because it's Dick Smith's original recipe. 324 00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:41,458 Not that Fright Tech Kayro syrup bullshit. 325 00:17:41,666 --> 00:17:42,958 It's the Rolls Royce 326 00:17:43,125 --> 00:17:44,125 of fake blood. 327 00:17:45,125 --> 00:17:46,500 Hey, good job, guys. 328 00:17:46,583 --> 00:17:47,750 The footage is looking great. 329 00:17:47,916 --> 00:17:50,625 It reminds me of when I did "Rape Dog" in 1983. 330 00:17:51,750 --> 00:17:53,166 I'll tell you, sometimes, 331 00:17:53,541 --> 00:17:56,208 the lower the budget, the more the creativity. 332 00:17:57,458 --> 00:17:59,125 - "Rape Dog"? - Oh, yeah. 333 00:17:59,750 --> 00:18:02,375 Half man, half dog, all rapist. 334 00:18:02,750 --> 00:18:04,458 Did really good numbers in Japan. 335 00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:06,000 They eat that stuff up. 336 00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:08,750 You have to keep in mind, this was at a time when 337 00:18:08,833 --> 00:18:10,500 rape revenge films were all the rage. 338 00:18:11,208 --> 00:18:12,416 Funny story about that. 339 00:18:12,791 --> 00:18:14,500 I only got the part because Michael Berryman 340 00:18:14,583 --> 00:18:16,125 was too expensive for the budget. 341 00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:21,708 Samuel, can I get you to take a look at some script changes? 342 00:18:21,833 --> 00:18:23,958 On my way, my dear. 343 00:18:26,625 --> 00:18:29,208 Oh, my God, I cannot believe that they got 344 00:18:29,333 --> 00:18:30,916 Samuel Paragon to be in this film. 345 00:18:31,041 --> 00:18:33,083 That's so fucking awesome. 346 00:18:33,250 --> 00:18:35,041 I fucking love that guy. 347 00:18:35,208 --> 00:18:37,500 Have you seen him in "Bloodsucking Wet Nurses"? 348 00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:39,291 Incredible. 349 00:18:39,958 --> 00:18:43,083 I, um, I think I might have missed that one. 350 00:18:43,250 --> 00:18:44,416 It'll be on Tubi. 351 00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:46,708 I'm looking forward to the 4K later this year. 352 00:18:47,833 --> 00:18:50,333 I'm gonna, I'm gonna check that out for sure. 353 00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:53,000 But this cabin, so cool. 354 00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:54,916 I can't believe they're letting you guys shoot here, you know, 355 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,625 because you're kind of thrashing the place with all this 356 00:18:56,708 --> 00:18:58,375 satanic shit. 357 00:18:59,833 --> 00:19:02,458 It's like my old mentor Gordon used to say. 358 00:19:03,541 --> 00:19:05,208 It's easier to ask for forgiveness 359 00:19:05,333 --> 00:19:06,625 than to beg for permission. 360 00:19:07,416 --> 00:19:09,333 So, like, they don't know that you guys are shooting 361 00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:10,416 a horror movie here? 362 00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:12,375 Aren't you worried that they might kick us out? 363 00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:14,750 This is run and gun Roger Corman shit. 364 00:19:14,833 --> 00:19:17,541 Get in there, get the footage, clean up your mess. 365 00:19:18,208 --> 00:19:19,875 If you get busted, apologize. 366 00:19:19,958 --> 00:19:22,041 We're like serial killers here. 367 00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:24,500 And trust me, the owners are not going to care. 368 00:19:24,750 --> 00:19:26,541 This house has morbid history. 369 00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:28,625 What do you mean, Tom? 370 00:19:28,916 --> 00:19:29,916 What happened? 371 00:19:30,916 --> 00:19:31,916 You don't know? 372 00:19:33,583 --> 00:19:34,791 Back in the '70s? 373 00:19:35,166 --> 00:19:37,958 This wacko cult leader got his whole flock to come up here to, 374 00:19:38,083 --> 00:19:39,083 uh... 375 00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:42,041 [choking noises] 376 00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:45,083 It's been deserted for decades. 377 00:19:46,041 --> 00:19:47,791 Until a couple years ago, this young couple 378 00:19:47,916 --> 00:19:49,083 put in their life savings. 379 00:19:49,833 --> 00:19:51,666 Make this thing into an Airbnb. 380 00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:54,416 They learn 2 important lessons. 381 00:19:54,833 --> 00:19:55,833 One, 382 00:19:56,041 --> 00:19:57,708 ain't nobody want a vacation out here. 383 00:19:58,541 --> 00:19:59,541 And two, 384 00:19:59,750 --> 00:20:01,791 anyone crazy enough to stay here 385 00:20:02,041 --> 00:20:04,000 was just trying to steal stuff for their, 386 00:20:04,041 --> 00:20:05,750 uh, true crime collections. 387 00:20:06,458 --> 00:20:08,583 So, you can imagine that the current owners are pretty 388 00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:09,791 open to a bunch of horror freaks 389 00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,416 laying siege to their property. 390 00:20:11,583 --> 00:20:13,333 I mean, this shit is a win win for them. 391 00:20:13,916 --> 00:20:16,375 It's like this place was just sitting around waiting to become 392 00:20:16,458 --> 00:20:19,750 the ideal location for a slasher film. 393 00:20:20,916 --> 00:20:21,916 Susan. 394 00:20:22,166 --> 00:20:24,500 Do me a kindness and get the latex. 395 00:20:24,583 --> 00:20:25,583 Sure thing, Nick. 396 00:20:26,416 --> 00:20:27,416 Where did we hide it? 397 00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:29,708 It's in the bedroom upstairs. 398 00:20:29,791 --> 00:20:31,000 - You got it. - By the bathroom. 399 00:20:33,208 --> 00:20:35,708 So, uh, what else do you need wiped down? 400 00:20:50,541 --> 00:20:52,000 [shock chord, director muttering] 401 00:20:52,541 --> 00:20:53,541 Oh, fuck. 402 00:20:53,625 --> 00:20:55,333 What the hell, Noel? 403 00:20:55,541 --> 00:20:56,541 What are you doing? 404 00:20:56,625 --> 00:20:58,541 Susan, I think you broke my nose. 405 00:20:58,625 --> 00:20:59,625 Holy fuck. 406 00:20:59,708 --> 00:21:00,708 I saw you walk upstairs. 407 00:21:00,791 --> 00:21:02,166 I thought I'd give you a little scare. 408 00:21:02,250 --> 00:21:03,750 You know, I taste blood. 409 00:21:03,791 --> 00:21:04,791 This isn't good. 410 00:21:04,833 --> 00:21:06,125 What did you think was gonna happen? 411 00:21:06,250 --> 00:21:08,916 I'm sorry, but you don't sneak up on people like that. 412 00:21:09,208 --> 00:21:10,458 So you come upstairs. 413 00:21:11,875 --> 00:21:13,625 Figured it'd give you a little scare, and 414 00:21:14,083 --> 00:21:15,541 I figured, you know, 415 00:21:15,625 --> 00:21:18,250 we're in a bedroom, if you're really not, uh... 416 00:21:18,583 --> 00:21:19,583 You know? 417 00:21:19,708 --> 00:21:21,333 I'll forgive you if you come over here and 418 00:21:21,416 --> 00:21:22,791 and kiss it and make it better. 419 00:21:22,833 --> 00:21:23,833 Heck no. 420 00:21:23,875 --> 00:21:25,375 I told you, no fooling around on set. 421 00:21:25,666 --> 00:21:28,250 Come on, Susan, what's the big deal? 422 00:21:28,375 --> 00:21:29,375 The big deal 423 00:21:29,541 --> 00:21:31,833 is that I need to be taken seriously by this crew. 424 00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:33,666 I can't have them thinking that the only reason 425 00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:36,416 that I'm on set is because I'm banging the director. 426 00:21:36,666 --> 00:21:38,208 I'm not just some sort of... 427 00:21:38,375 --> 00:21:39,250 wannabe. 428 00:21:39,333 --> 00:21:40,333 I'm an artist. 429 00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:42,666 Are you even listening to me? 430 00:21:42,750 --> 00:21:44,541 I'm hearing every single word you're saying right now 431 00:21:44,625 --> 00:21:47,625 and I wholeheartedly agree, okay? 432 00:21:47,833 --> 00:21:49,291 I take you seriously. 433 00:21:49,333 --> 00:21:50,833 We all take you seriously on the set, 434 00:21:50,958 --> 00:21:52,625 especially me, because I'm 435 00:21:52,666 --> 00:21:54,208 guaranteeing a bright future for you, 436 00:21:54,291 --> 00:21:56,875 because I adore you. I feel for you. Okay? 437 00:21:56,958 --> 00:21:58,625 I figured, we got a couple minutes. 438 00:21:58,708 --> 00:21:59,708 What's the big deal? 439 00:21:59,791 --> 00:22:01,291 You know, get this whole thing up, you know, 440 00:22:01,375 --> 00:22:03,166 skip it bitty-boop. 441 00:22:03,333 --> 00:22:05,916 I'm sorry, but no, I'm not changing my mind for some... 442 00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:07,000 some panky. 443 00:22:07,041 --> 00:22:08,208 But it's panky. 444 00:22:08,291 --> 00:22:10,333 Oh, okay, hold on. 445 00:22:10,750 --> 00:22:13,583 What if I smack my goblin while you watch, 446 00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:16,375 and hum me the theme song from "Saved by the Bell" 447 00:22:16,541 --> 00:22:18,833 like we did on that J.R. Bookwalter shoot in Mogadore 448 00:22:18,916 --> 00:22:20,208 a couple months back, eh? 449 00:22:20,625 --> 00:22:21,625 No. 450 00:22:21,875 --> 00:22:24,166 Look, alright, get back to work. 451 00:22:24,458 --> 00:22:26,375 We need to get going if we're going to 452 00:22:26,458 --> 00:22:28,208 abide to your insane schedule. 453 00:22:28,916 --> 00:22:29,916 Come on. 454 00:22:29,958 --> 00:22:32,500 You need this liquid latex over here, don't you? 455 00:22:32,666 --> 00:22:34,500 - Want come get it? - Give me my liquid latex. 456 00:22:34,666 --> 00:22:35,666 Come on, it's over here. 457 00:22:38,333 --> 00:22:39,791 My nose. 458 00:22:39,916 --> 00:22:41,791 My penis. 459 00:22:44,666 --> 00:22:46,333 What am I gonna do now? 460 00:22:46,833 --> 00:22:48,041 [makes goofy noise] 461 00:22:48,250 --> 00:22:49,750 "Hello, Noel!" 462 00:22:50,125 --> 00:22:51,916 Well, hello there, Handgina. 463 00:22:52,833 --> 00:22:55,458 "Ready to do some weird shit?" 464 00:22:55,833 --> 00:22:57,666 Why, yes, I am Handgina. 465 00:22:58,041 --> 00:22:59,458 Where do you think we should... 466 00:22:59,750 --> 00:23:00,750 Oh, sshh... 467 00:23:04,583 --> 00:23:07,375 Oh... hail Satan! 468 00:23:09,541 --> 00:23:12,791 How are Satanists luring our children into their web? 469 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,583 [CALLER:] One of the primary ways is through music. 470 00:23:15,791 --> 00:23:18,083 Bands are going from town to town, 471 00:23:18,166 --> 00:23:20,833 advertising what kids can expect in advance 472 00:23:20,958 --> 00:23:22,541 by peppering the community 473 00:23:22,708 --> 00:23:26,000 with fliers that depict satanic imagery like pentagrams, 474 00:23:26,041 --> 00:23:30,583 black burning candles, and sometimes Satan himself. 475 00:23:30,875 --> 00:23:31,875 And this works? 476 00:23:31,958 --> 00:23:32,958 Are you kidding? 477 00:23:33,208 --> 00:23:36,625 I've been following one band called Satan's Iron Fist 478 00:23:36,708 --> 00:23:40,500 for the last few weeks, and their shows are sold out. 479 00:23:40,583 --> 00:23:42,541 What happens at these shows? 480 00:23:42,666 --> 00:23:45,333 The shows are a recruiting opportunity for them. 481 00:23:45,416 --> 00:23:48,500 The band's organizers infiltrate the audience with 482 00:23:48,541 --> 00:23:49,375 satanic collateral 483 00:23:49,541 --> 00:23:51,333 that guides kids to exclusive local groups and 484 00:23:51,458 --> 00:23:54,583 private social media channels that they can join. 485 00:23:54,708 --> 00:23:56,500 The cloud of mystery they spin 486 00:23:56,625 --> 00:24:00,333 lures our children further into their web. 487 00:24:00,458 --> 00:24:03,958 Satanism is a cancer now that's slowly becoming a scourge. 488 00:24:04,166 --> 00:24:09,166 [dramatic music] 489 00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:21,791 Jesus fuck. 490 00:24:56,291 --> 00:24:58,958 Skip Ballin, WRNG News. 491 00:24:59,041 --> 00:25:00,041 Officer Darden, 492 00:25:00,208 --> 00:25:02,916 some say that that kid actually deserved the broken arm. 493 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,000 What was it that triggered your reaction? 494 00:25:08,875 --> 00:25:10,791 Fucking dick. 495 00:25:14,666 --> 00:25:17,458 Come to me, my child. 496 00:25:18,208 --> 00:25:20,541 Stay away from me, you bastard. 497 00:25:20,791 --> 00:25:21,791 Fuck you! 498 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,125 And your Satanic bullshit. 499 00:25:25,458 --> 00:25:26,708 [MARY:] You're insane. 500 00:25:26,875 --> 00:25:28,166 Not insane. 501 00:25:28,958 --> 00:25:29,875 Enlightened. 502 00:25:30,750 --> 00:25:32,666 Satan has chosen you, Mary. 503 00:25:33,166 --> 00:25:35,083 The Lord of Darkness has chosen you to 504 00:25:35,208 --> 00:25:36,666 be his earthly vessel, 505 00:25:37,416 --> 00:25:39,541 to deliver the heir to his earthly throne. 506 00:25:40,583 --> 00:25:42,541 Embrace your destiny, Mary. 507 00:25:43,125 --> 00:25:45,875 Accept Satan as your lord and master. 508 00:25:47,416 --> 00:25:49,250 And... cut. 509 00:25:49,375 --> 00:25:50,750 Beautiful. 510 00:25:51,833 --> 00:25:55,250 Katrina, that was phenomenal. 511 00:25:55,583 --> 00:25:59,458 Well, it's easy to act exhausted when it's 102 degrees in here. 512 00:25:59,791 --> 00:26:02,166 Samuel doesn't even look phazed by this shit. 513 00:26:02,375 --> 00:26:04,208 Oh, we shot "Feast of the Inbred Mutants" 514 00:26:04,333 --> 00:26:05,666 in the middle of the desert, Katrina. 515 00:26:06,333 --> 00:26:08,750 Compared to that, these blackout curtains are like 516 00:26:08,958 --> 00:26:10,333 goddamned air conditioning. 517 00:26:10,500 --> 00:26:11,500 [Noel chuckles] 518 00:26:11,625 --> 00:26:13,458 Trust me, Katrina, your misery is gonna be 519 00:26:13,541 --> 00:26:15,833 beautifully displayed on that screen. 520 00:26:16,625 --> 00:26:18,291 Remember, you're the final girl. 521 00:26:18,625 --> 00:26:20,333 So you get to ask for an air conditioned trailer 522 00:26:20,416 --> 00:26:21,583 for the sequel. 523 00:26:22,166 --> 00:26:23,625 That's what I'm talking about. 524 00:26:23,833 --> 00:26:25,125 Give me a franchise, bitch. 525 00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:26,250 - Hell yeah. - Shit. 526 00:26:27,125 --> 00:26:28,791 Maybe I can get some of that action 527 00:26:28,875 --> 00:26:30,708 in some new flashback sequences. 528 00:26:33,375 --> 00:26:34,375 Hey man. 529 00:26:34,958 --> 00:26:35,958 Yeah. 530 00:26:36,250 --> 00:26:39,250 We're just about ready to set up for the death burn scene. 531 00:26:39,666 --> 00:26:42,416 Now, I'm thinking about going Steadicam, 532 00:26:42,666 --> 00:26:44,458 for whence you light Samuel on fire. 533 00:26:45,333 --> 00:26:48,208 I will follow your storyboards to a tee 534 00:26:48,458 --> 00:26:50,750 to make sure that the fire effects don't look hokey, 535 00:26:50,875 --> 00:26:51,875 but listen, 536 00:26:52,583 --> 00:26:56,166 you gotta get a lot of coverage when you're editing this baby. 537 00:26:57,750 --> 00:26:59,625 Are you doing the full body burn later, 538 00:26:59,708 --> 00:27:00,833 or are you doing it all in post? 539 00:27:00,916 --> 00:27:01,916 Oh... 540 00:27:02,083 --> 00:27:03,750 we didn't have the cash for the full body burn. 541 00:27:03,833 --> 00:27:06,000 It would have sent our insurance premiums through the roof. 542 00:27:06,208 --> 00:27:07,791 So if we end up doing the full body burn, 543 00:27:07,875 --> 00:27:09,458 we're gonna have to do it back in L.A. 544 00:27:09,541 --> 00:27:12,041 We'll just lay it over one of the night exterior shots. 545 00:27:12,125 --> 00:27:13,125 It'll be fine. 546 00:27:13,291 --> 00:27:15,375 Do you already have somebody doing that for you or...? 547 00:27:15,541 --> 00:27:16,791 I know a guy. 548 00:27:16,958 --> 00:27:19,000 We already got someone, but I appreciate that, Sam. 549 00:27:19,083 --> 00:27:20,083 Thank you. 550 00:27:21,166 --> 00:27:22,166 Hey, man. 551 00:27:22,250 --> 00:27:23,375 Can I talk to you a second? 552 00:27:23,666 --> 00:27:24,708 Yeah, what's up? 553 00:27:27,083 --> 00:27:29,958 Hey, man, I know you're in a time crunch, but 554 00:27:30,041 --> 00:27:31,916 I wanted you to hear it from me. 555 00:27:34,458 --> 00:27:35,958 What are you talking about? 556 00:27:36,208 --> 00:27:37,208 [moans] 557 00:27:38,041 --> 00:27:40,166 Maybe this is a mistake. 558 00:27:41,875 --> 00:27:43,291 Come on, man, spit it out. 559 00:27:44,708 --> 00:27:45,833 All right, listen. 560 00:27:46,458 --> 00:27:48,708 There's a big time preacher in New York, right? 561 00:27:49,208 --> 00:27:51,041 He's making you his target 562 00:27:51,125 --> 00:27:52,541 this week on the show, 563 00:27:52,833 --> 00:27:56,208 trying to get all of his followers to protest your film, 564 00:27:56,833 --> 00:27:58,583 because of all the violence, 565 00:27:58,625 --> 00:28:00,458 and now this with the satanic cult. 566 00:28:01,208 --> 00:28:04,500 Now, listen, normally, I wouldn't give a shit, right? 567 00:28:05,125 --> 00:28:08,083 But I'm telling you, man, this thing has legs. 568 00:28:08,375 --> 00:28:10,875 National news, man, I'm sorry, 569 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,458 but... it's everywhere. 570 00:28:14,083 --> 00:28:15,166 Oh. 571 00:28:16,166 --> 00:28:17,375 This. 572 00:28:18,958 --> 00:28:20,833 This is phenomenal. 573 00:28:21,375 --> 00:28:22,375 What? 574 00:28:22,458 --> 00:28:24,541 You can't buy publicity like this. 575 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,541 Now, people are gonna want to see this movie 576 00:28:26,625 --> 00:28:27,750 and our last five movies 577 00:28:27,833 --> 00:28:29,750 just to see how violent and fucked up we could be. 578 00:28:30,458 --> 00:28:31,750 This could be huge. 579 00:28:32,375 --> 00:28:35,208 But aren't you worried about the investors getting cold feet? 580 00:28:35,291 --> 00:28:36,291 Ah... 581 00:28:36,375 --> 00:28:38,291 In the immortal words of P.T. Barnum, 582 00:28:38,458 --> 00:28:39,541 "Say something good, 583 00:28:39,916 --> 00:28:40,875 Say something bad. 584 00:28:41,375 --> 00:28:43,416 Just say something." 585 00:28:44,125 --> 00:28:47,083 Oh, my goodness, this is the best news I've had all week. 586 00:28:47,208 --> 00:28:48,208 Oh. 587 00:28:53,833 --> 00:28:55,083 Oh... please... 588 00:28:57,875 --> 00:28:59,583 Don't ever do that again. 589 00:29:00,583 --> 00:29:01,916 [Noel makes funny noise] 590 00:29:02,250 --> 00:29:03,291 "Hey, Noel... 591 00:29:03,875 --> 00:29:05,416 He's our type." 592 00:29:06,750 --> 00:29:08,416 Not now, Handgina. 593 00:29:12,625 --> 00:29:13,916 Excuse me. 594 00:29:17,625 --> 00:29:19,125 So, do you think, uh, 595 00:29:19,750 --> 00:29:21,041 Noel's gonna actually wrap today? 596 00:29:21,666 --> 00:29:22,958 Well, we check out tomorrow. 597 00:29:23,041 --> 00:29:24,625 You know, Noel has his shit together. 598 00:29:24,708 --> 00:29:27,625 I mean, this isn't his first rodeo, nor his first feature. 599 00:29:27,708 --> 00:29:28,791 Right. 600 00:29:29,125 --> 00:29:31,125 Yeah, I saw that last one he did. 601 00:29:31,208 --> 00:29:32,708 "Genitaliac." 602 00:29:32,833 --> 00:29:34,583 - Hm, yeah. - It was fucking crazy. 603 00:29:35,291 --> 00:29:37,541 Well, tonight we're going to have a wrap party 604 00:29:37,625 --> 00:29:40,166 that'll make Burning Man look like a Mormon baptism. 605 00:29:40,625 --> 00:29:42,541 Yeah, just bring in the pharmacy. 606 00:29:43,750 --> 00:29:46,666 We like to stay well equipped with a... 607 00:29:46,916 --> 00:29:50,000 an assortment of different SPFX of a different variety. 608 00:29:50,250 --> 00:29:51,875 I've got some magic mushrooms. 609 00:29:51,958 --> 00:29:53,750 I have Alpha 21 in here. 610 00:29:53,833 --> 00:29:56,125 I got some LSD, MDMA, 611 00:29:56,250 --> 00:29:58,416 and I have a few different types of Marigana. 612 00:29:58,500 --> 00:30:01,375 So we've got some Baby Coat Hanger, 613 00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:02,666 Alien Foot Knuckle, 614 00:30:02,750 --> 00:30:04,333 We've got some Fuzzy Butt Lovin', 615 00:30:04,416 --> 00:30:05,833 Terrible Tongue Tickler, 616 00:30:06,083 --> 00:30:08,125 We've got some Baggy Waggy Elbow, 617 00:30:08,208 --> 00:30:10,583 Freud's Weenus Envy. I've never had that one. 618 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:14,083 Um, Scary Fluff Pucker, That one's a hyrid. 619 00:30:14,416 --> 00:30:16,625 Um, we have Fickle Monkey Baby, 620 00:30:16,708 --> 00:30:18,458 Spit in my Mouth, I've never had that one. 621 00:30:18,541 --> 00:30:19,833 We've got Harry Larry, 622 00:30:19,916 --> 00:30:21,458 Harry Fairy Very Berry, 623 00:30:21,583 --> 00:30:23,000 We have Magic Butt Monkey, 624 00:30:23,083 --> 00:30:24,208 A Little Bit of Shake, 625 00:30:24,708 --> 00:30:25,875 and heroin. 626 00:30:26,833 --> 00:30:28,500 Holy shit. 627 00:30:28,583 --> 00:30:30,541 Yeah, work hard, play hard. 628 00:30:30,875 --> 00:30:34,083 Best way to let off steam on a set this fucking brutal. 629 00:30:35,916 --> 00:30:37,125 Say, Nick. 630 00:30:38,625 --> 00:30:39,625 Listen, man. 631 00:30:39,708 --> 00:30:42,083 Noel needs the chainsaw gag, man. 632 00:30:42,750 --> 00:30:44,583 Just bring the rest of the weapons in here, 633 00:30:44,666 --> 00:30:46,166 and don't fucking touch a chainsaw. 634 00:30:46,250 --> 00:30:47,250 It's gased up and ready to go. 635 00:30:47,333 --> 00:30:48,500 Easy, easy. 636 00:30:48,583 --> 00:30:50,833 Ooh, dingum. 637 00:30:52,541 --> 00:30:53,541 So... 638 00:30:54,333 --> 00:30:55,833 Let's do it... 639 00:30:56,541 --> 00:30:58,458 diagonally. 640 00:30:59,625 --> 00:31:00,958 All right, so let's go do that. 641 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:02,500 I'll apply that real quick. 642 00:31:02,958 --> 00:31:04,583 - Let's meet you that way. - Yeah. 643 00:31:06,958 --> 00:31:08,416 Got it. 644 00:31:14,833 --> 00:31:16,416 What, did Noel pick this place for the 645 00:31:16,541 --> 00:31:18,333 shitty cell phone reception? 646 00:31:18,791 --> 00:31:20,666 So we'd all be method acting. 647 00:31:20,875 --> 00:31:22,041 Some bullshit. 648 00:31:22,125 --> 00:31:23,250 I can't even send a text message. 649 00:31:24,291 --> 00:31:26,833 You're not here to send text messages, dipshit. 650 00:31:26,916 --> 00:31:28,041 You here to make a film. 651 00:31:28,458 --> 00:31:29,583 What, do you need to let your mommy know 652 00:31:29,666 --> 00:31:30,708 you're gonna be late for supper? 653 00:31:31,666 --> 00:31:34,125 Fuck you, Susan. 654 00:31:34,500 --> 00:31:35,875 I have another gig next week. 655 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,875 I gotta get a hold of my fucking agent. 656 00:31:37,958 --> 00:31:39,458 Hey, little Miss Big Shot. 657 00:31:39,541 --> 00:31:40,791 why don't you make yourself useful? 658 00:31:40,875 --> 00:31:42,208 After we shoot you out, 659 00:31:42,333 --> 00:31:43,666 why don't you head to the store with Ted and 660 00:31:43,750 --> 00:31:45,250 get a shitload of booze, 661 00:31:45,375 --> 00:31:47,041 and then you can send your little message. 662 00:31:47,416 --> 00:31:50,000 [mock laughing] 663 00:31:50,833 --> 00:31:52,083 I don't know what to say, Dad. 664 00:31:53,250 --> 00:31:55,333 The kid was a piece of shit, and I knew it. 665 00:31:57,375 --> 00:31:59,166 Anyway, hearing's on Monday. 666 00:32:00,416 --> 00:32:01,875 Jesus, John. 667 00:32:02,583 --> 00:32:04,333 I know you've gone through a lot. 668 00:32:04,416 --> 00:32:07,416 Maybe they can take that into consideration. 669 00:32:07,750 --> 00:32:10,708 What happened to you in Afghanistan? 670 00:32:11,083 --> 00:32:13,208 Takes a toll on a person. 671 00:32:13,583 --> 00:32:14,583 Yeah. 672 00:32:14,666 --> 00:32:16,833 They'll find a good reason to shit can my ass. 673 00:32:17,500 --> 00:32:19,666 It's not like you're some 674 00:32:19,750 --> 00:32:21,416 out of control psycho. 675 00:32:22,458 --> 00:32:24,791 You seen some evil kind of things that 676 00:32:25,041 --> 00:32:27,583 some people are capable of firsthand. 677 00:32:27,708 --> 00:32:30,833 Just got the best of you in that situation. 678 00:32:37,125 --> 00:32:38,125 John? 679 00:32:38,333 --> 00:32:39,750 John, you still there? 680 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:44,958 Yeah, just tell Mom I'm okay. 681 00:32:45,916 --> 00:32:47,875 Don't tell her anything else. I don't want to worry her. 682 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,541 Anyway, I'll be at the cabin until Sunday, 683 00:32:51,666 --> 00:32:53,208 if you need to get ahold of me, call the landline, 684 00:32:53,291 --> 00:32:55,458 'cause I will not be answering my cell. 685 00:32:56,291 --> 00:33:00,333 You call me if you want us with you on Monday, son. 686 00:33:01,791 --> 00:33:04,333 And try not to beat the crap out of any more bad guys 687 00:33:04,500 --> 00:33:06,583 until you're hearing, if you can help it. 688 00:33:07,666 --> 00:33:09,250 I'll try to manage, Dad. 689 00:33:10,375 --> 00:33:11,541 Take care, son. 690 00:33:12,875 --> 00:33:13,750 You too, old man. 691 00:33:15,375 --> 00:33:16,583 Tell mom I love her. 692 00:33:20,125 --> 00:33:22,041 Sorry I let you down. 693 00:33:24,500 --> 00:33:26,166 Sadly, there was another tragic shooting 694 00:33:26,250 --> 00:33:28,208 at a school north of Spokane. 695 00:33:28,625 --> 00:33:31,000 [CALLER:] I told you, I told you, 696 00:33:31,083 --> 00:33:34,208 last week, that I would bet $100, 697 00:33:34,416 --> 00:33:37,708 the next mass shooting would come from a liberal, 698 00:33:37,791 --> 00:33:39,791 "sheeple" state. 699 00:33:39,875 --> 00:33:42,625 And I saw a photo of the shooter after he was arrested. 700 00:33:42,708 --> 00:33:45,416 What a shock he was wearing a black shirt, 701 00:33:45,666 --> 00:33:49,166 with a red, upside down pentagram on it. 702 00:33:49,375 --> 00:33:52,250 And the first things the goddamn 703 00:33:52,291 --> 00:33:55,500 liberals are going to blame are the shooter, 704 00:33:55,541 --> 00:33:58,125 the shooter's parents, and guns. 705 00:33:58,250 --> 00:33:59,375 No one 706 00:33:59,541 --> 00:34:02,500 is asking the important question. 707 00:34:02,750 --> 00:34:03,750 Which is? 708 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,916 Who's behind poisoning that kid's mind? 709 00:34:06,458 --> 00:34:09,291 I assure you, it's not their parents, 710 00:34:09,333 --> 00:34:11,333 and it's not the gun makers. 711 00:34:11,583 --> 00:34:14,333 It's all the poison they've been force fed 712 00:34:14,416 --> 00:34:17,041 through the music they've been listening to, 713 00:34:17,125 --> 00:34:18,791 and that's "music" in quotes. 714 00:34:18,875 --> 00:34:22,041 I mean, have you read the lyrics to some of these bands? 715 00:34:22,208 --> 00:34:23,791 I have the lyrics to a song 716 00:34:23,875 --> 00:34:25,500 right here in front of me, actually. 717 00:34:25,583 --> 00:34:26,583 Um... 718 00:34:26,958 --> 00:34:27,958 Oh, nice. 719 00:34:28,291 --> 00:34:29,541 "Fuck God... 720 00:34:29,666 --> 00:34:30,958 I am the devil. 721 00:34:31,166 --> 00:34:33,500 I will swallow your soul whole. 722 00:34:33,833 --> 00:34:35,083 Fuck the police. 723 00:34:35,125 --> 00:34:36,291 Kill them all. 724 00:34:36,375 --> 00:34:37,791 We'll have a ball. 725 00:34:38,208 --> 00:34:41,416 Blood will be shed, lives will be lost. 726 00:34:41,666 --> 00:34:44,583 It just might be a bullet in your head." 727 00:34:45,791 --> 00:34:47,250 It's pretty dark stuff. 728 00:34:49,083 --> 00:34:54,083 [sinister music] 729 00:35:50,208 --> 00:35:55,208 [flashback noises] 730 00:35:58,041 --> 00:36:03,041 [somber music] 731 00:36:43,208 --> 00:36:45,166 Okay, so this is pump action. 732 00:36:45,541 --> 00:36:46,541 You just pull it back. 733 00:36:46,625 --> 00:36:48,500 There's already a blank in here. Okay? 734 00:36:48,583 --> 00:36:49,875 It's gonna be fucking loud. 735 00:36:49,958 --> 00:36:51,333 So that's why you have earplugs in. 736 00:36:52,041 --> 00:36:53,041 Understand? 737 00:36:55,458 --> 00:36:57,041 Okay, stupid question, 738 00:36:57,125 --> 00:36:59,416 but because I'm firing this at the camera. 739 00:37:00,041 --> 00:37:02,166 You are absolutely positive. 740 00:37:02,375 --> 00:37:03,708 The shell is a blank. 741 00:37:03,750 --> 00:37:05,416 Yep, I swear on my mother. 742 00:37:05,541 --> 00:37:08,458 There's a blank shell in there, you're not gonna kill anybody. 743 00:37:08,833 --> 00:37:09,875 All you need to do. 744 00:37:10,500 --> 00:37:11,500 Point it over there, 745 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,000 scream your head off like fucking Rambo. 746 00:37:14,208 --> 00:37:15,916 Don't worry about the effects. 747 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,541 We're gonna have Samuel do a headcast in L.A. 748 00:37:18,916 --> 00:37:20,416 and we're gonna fix it all in post. 749 00:37:21,958 --> 00:37:23,375 Alright, we ready? 750 00:37:24,833 --> 00:37:26,416 Let's blow this fucker up. 751 00:37:26,791 --> 00:37:28,833 I'm gonna put the "scream" in scream queen. 752 00:37:29,125 --> 00:37:30,125 Hey, Katrina. 753 00:37:30,208 --> 00:37:31,416 Can I get a sound check? 754 00:37:31,875 --> 00:37:34,458 Check, check, I'm a star, and you're not. 755 00:37:34,541 --> 00:37:35,541 Check. 756 00:37:36,125 --> 00:37:38,375 Obnoxious, but I got good levels. 757 00:37:39,458 --> 00:37:40,708 Camera's a go. 758 00:37:40,791 --> 00:37:41,916 All right. 759 00:37:43,041 --> 00:37:44,041 Roll camera? 760 00:37:44,416 --> 00:37:45,416 Camera roll. 761 00:37:45,583 --> 00:37:46,625 Roll sound. 762 00:37:46,791 --> 00:37:47,958 Sound speeds. 763 00:37:48,416 --> 00:37:49,416 Mark it. 764 00:37:49,583 --> 00:37:50,625 "Satan's Peak" 765 00:37:50,708 --> 00:37:51,541 Scene 57. 766 00:37:51,750 --> 00:37:52,708 Take four. 767 00:37:57,041 --> 00:37:58,125 And... 768 00:37:59,250 --> 00:38:00,250 action. 769 00:38:01,708 --> 00:38:03,416 [TALK SHOW HOST:] But that's exactly my point. 770 00:38:03,625 --> 00:38:06,208 Politicians, law enforcement, hell, 771 00:38:06,291 --> 00:38:08,458 even the President of this once-great country 772 00:38:08,541 --> 00:38:12,291 are not taking this satanic explosion seriously. 773 00:38:12,458 --> 00:38:13,958 If they did, we certainly 774 00:38:14,041 --> 00:38:15,916 wouldn't be in the situation we are now. 775 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:17,000 It's terrifying. 776 00:38:17,708 --> 00:38:19,750 I'm going to open up the call lines and 777 00:38:19,916 --> 00:38:21,625 see what our faithful listeners have to say. 778 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:23,541 Vinnie from Pittsburgh. 779 00:38:23,625 --> 00:38:25,750 You're on Shitstorm Radio Podcast. 780 00:38:25,875 --> 00:38:26,875 Thrill me. 781 00:38:26,916 --> 00:38:27,916 Yeah, my on? 782 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,708 You're on, Vinny. Whats on your mind? 783 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,125 Where do you get off saying that our President doesn't 784 00:38:32,208 --> 00:38:33,708 care about the American public 785 00:38:33,791 --> 00:38:36,083 with the whole satanic panic bullshit? 786 00:38:36,166 --> 00:38:38,666 It's called freedom of speech, Pinhead. Look it up. 787 00:38:38,750 --> 00:38:40,000 What are you? Some kind of Commie? 788 00:38:40,083 --> 00:38:41,791 Do me a favor, Vinny. 789 00:38:41,875 --> 00:38:43,291 Go to your kitchen drawer, 790 00:38:43,416 --> 00:38:45,791 pull out the largest and dullest butcher knife 791 00:38:45,875 --> 00:38:46,875 that you can, 792 00:38:46,958 --> 00:38:49,000 and cut your balls off, so there's... 793 00:38:49,083 --> 00:38:50,375 No chance you can reproduce. 794 00:38:53,083 --> 00:38:54,750 Shitstorm Radio Podcast. 795 00:38:54,875 --> 00:38:56,333 Who am I speaking with? 796 00:38:58,208 --> 00:39:00,708 Today, people, that's why I rarely take calls. 797 00:39:00,958 --> 00:39:02,250 Officer John. 798 00:39:02,875 --> 00:39:04,541 What's on your mind, Officer John? 799 00:39:05,416 --> 00:39:07,250 I don't understand the world anymore. 800 00:39:08,166 --> 00:39:09,750 You and me both, friendo. 801 00:39:11,875 --> 00:39:13,333 I love this country. 802 00:39:15,083 --> 00:39:16,958 Fought and bled for this country. 803 00:39:18,458 --> 00:39:20,541 And now I get to sit and watch it as it eats 804 00:39:20,625 --> 00:39:22,458 stuff from the inside of these godless pricks. 805 00:39:22,875 --> 00:39:25,125 And the sad thing is that if you speak out on it, 806 00:39:25,250 --> 00:39:27,291 you're intolerant, as if we're 807 00:39:27,333 --> 00:39:28,291 supposed to be supportive 808 00:39:28,375 --> 00:39:30,416 of the complete destruction of Christianity. 809 00:39:30,708 --> 00:39:32,333 I mean, exactly, you know? 810 00:39:32,958 --> 00:39:35,291 I mean, I spent every day walking the straight and narrow. 811 00:39:35,666 --> 00:39:38,000 And I have every fucking person in the world out there, 812 00:39:38,291 --> 00:39:41,083 freaking fight me tooth and nail every step of the way. 813 00:39:41,666 --> 00:39:43,791 No one ever said doing the right thing 814 00:39:43,875 --> 00:39:45,583 was an easy task, Officer John. 815 00:39:46,250 --> 00:39:48,125 We just have to keep fighting the good fight. 816 00:39:48,166 --> 00:39:49,458 I mean, good versus evil. 817 00:39:49,541 --> 00:39:50,666 It's an age old story. 818 00:39:51,041 --> 00:39:52,458 I get that. 819 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,250 It's like everyone around me is completely 820 00:39:54,333 --> 00:39:55,833 blind to the situation. 821 00:39:57,583 --> 00:39:58,583 Hell. 822 00:39:58,958 --> 00:40:00,666 You might be the last voice of reason left. 823 00:40:01,166 --> 00:40:03,791 Well, I'm flattered, but if my words reach 824 00:40:03,833 --> 00:40:05,000 only one listener, 825 00:40:05,291 --> 00:40:06,333 then I've done my job. 826 00:40:06,791 --> 00:40:08,333 You do a fine job, Sean. 827 00:40:08,833 --> 00:40:10,333 But my job is fucking impossible. 828 00:40:11,083 --> 00:40:12,083 You know, 829 00:40:12,625 --> 00:40:15,083 I've been a great cop for 15 years. 830 00:40:15,708 --> 00:40:17,875 I have more accommodations for bravery 831 00:40:18,041 --> 00:40:20,291 and for service, than you could count. 832 00:40:20,666 --> 00:40:22,041 But it doesn't matter, 833 00:40:22,250 --> 00:40:24,458 because they all just took the word of a Satanistic 834 00:40:24,541 --> 00:40:26,625 graffiti artist word over mine. 835 00:40:27,666 --> 00:40:29,666 Officer John, um... 836 00:40:30,291 --> 00:40:32,583 Is this Officer John Darden, 837 00:40:32,666 --> 00:40:34,333 who was suspended for roughing up that kid 838 00:40:34,416 --> 00:40:37,625 who was defacing private property with a pentagram? 839 00:40:39,750 --> 00:40:41,333 Thanks for listening, Sean. 840 00:40:43,416 --> 00:40:44,541 Thanks for always being there. 841 00:40:44,625 --> 00:40:45,625 John? 842 00:40:47,333 --> 00:40:48,333 John? 843 00:40:48,791 --> 00:40:50,000 Are you there? 844 00:41:14,541 --> 00:41:19,541 [dramatic music] 845 00:41:49,291 --> 00:41:50,333 Levels are good. 846 00:41:50,750 --> 00:41:52,958 All right, we've got Samuel front and center, 847 00:41:53,041 --> 00:41:55,500 our random Satanists on either side, 848 00:41:55,666 --> 00:41:57,500 looking beautiful. 849 00:41:57,958 --> 00:41:59,875 Am I doing the satanic chant or just... 850 00:42:00,208 --> 00:42:01,500 smiling maniacally? 851 00:42:01,666 --> 00:42:03,541 Smiling maniacally! 852 00:42:05,041 --> 00:42:06,750 I don't know how to smile maniacally. 853 00:42:06,833 --> 00:42:08,416 Oh, you're Samuel Paragon. 854 00:42:08,500 --> 00:42:09,375 Give it a shot. 855 00:42:14,375 --> 00:42:16,500 You sure you don't want to shoot this both ways? 856 00:42:16,916 --> 00:42:17,708 Oh! 857 00:42:17,791 --> 00:42:18,791 [Noel laughs] 858 00:42:18,875 --> 00:42:19,875 I'm sure. 859 00:42:19,958 --> 00:42:20,958 How's the lighting? 860 00:42:21,750 --> 00:42:22,916 Watertight. 861 00:42:23,750 --> 00:42:25,041 Fantastic. 862 00:42:25,458 --> 00:42:26,625 Roll camera... 863 00:42:26,750 --> 00:42:27,958 Camera's a-go. 864 00:42:28,208 --> 00:42:29,458 Roll sound. 865 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:31,416 Sound speeds! 866 00:42:31,500 --> 00:42:32,541 Mark it! 867 00:42:33,166 --> 00:42:36,125 "Satan's Peak" scene 38, take one. 868 00:42:40,250 --> 00:42:42,041 And... 869 00:42:42,166 --> 00:42:43,166 Action. 870 00:42:43,250 --> 00:42:48,083 Satanists begin chanting on three, two, one. 871 00:42:48,458 --> 00:42:53,458 [Satanists chanting] 872 00:43:13,750 --> 00:43:15,750 [shock chord] 873 00:43:22,958 --> 00:43:24,875 Psycho motherfuckers. 874 00:43:26,916 --> 00:43:31,916 [satanic chanting] 875 00:43:33,083 --> 00:43:34,083 Holy shit. 876 00:43:36,708 --> 00:43:37,916 Fucking Christ. 877 00:43:44,583 --> 00:43:46,416 It's really happening. 878 00:43:54,541 --> 00:43:58,541 [dramatic music] 879 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:01,833 Party time, motherfuckers. [cocks gun] 880 00:44:05,708 --> 00:44:07,708 [suspenseful music] 881 00:44:32,958 --> 00:44:33,958 Cut! 882 00:44:34,041 --> 00:44:35,041 [Noel exhales] 883 00:44:36,791 --> 00:44:39,041 And that's a goddamn wrap, people. 884 00:44:44,958 --> 00:44:48,458 All right, bitches, pharmacy is open. 885 00:44:55,791 --> 00:44:57,333 - Hey, James. - Yeah? 886 00:44:57,416 --> 00:44:58,458 Can I talk to you a second? 887 00:44:58,541 --> 00:44:59,541 Sure, what's up? 888 00:45:00,750 --> 00:45:03,958 So, I don't want to shit on your riff or anything, but... 889 00:45:04,125 --> 00:45:05,833 but can't help but notice that 890 00:45:06,041 --> 00:45:08,125 you never hang out with the cast and crew. 891 00:45:08,375 --> 00:45:09,375 You're always... 892 00:45:09,541 --> 00:45:10,833 over there with the extras. 893 00:45:11,833 --> 00:45:13,500 You think you're better than us or something? 894 00:45:13,625 --> 00:45:14,458 No, no. 895 00:45:14,500 --> 00:45:15,791 It's nothing like that, trust me. 896 00:45:15,875 --> 00:45:16,875 I gotta... 897 00:45:17,125 --> 00:45:18,958 I got an angle to all this, you know what I mean? 898 00:45:19,291 --> 00:45:20,791 No. What's that? 899 00:45:21,458 --> 00:45:22,125 So get this. 900 00:45:23,625 --> 00:45:25,250 I'm a supporting actor 901 00:45:25,333 --> 00:45:27,041 in a low-budget horror film, okay? 902 00:45:27,583 --> 00:45:29,416 Got a couple of lines here and there. 903 00:45:29,916 --> 00:45:31,041 Hang out with these guys. 904 00:45:31,291 --> 00:45:33,750 As far as they're concerned, I'm fucking Bruce Campbell, right? 905 00:45:34,041 --> 00:45:35,041 So, 906 00:45:35,166 --> 00:45:38,000 raises my opportunities to get laid tonight. 907 00:45:38,416 --> 00:45:39,416 [actress sighs] 908 00:45:40,541 --> 00:45:42,041 But I kind of get that. 909 00:45:42,125 --> 00:45:43,833 Don't you think you're kind of limiting yourself? 910 00:45:44,041 --> 00:45:44,958 I mean, 911 00:45:45,125 --> 00:45:46,958 there's like, two female extras in the whole group. 912 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,083 Who says I'm just going after the babes? 913 00:45:52,166 --> 00:45:54,708 All right, who's got my fucking drugs? 914 00:45:55,750 --> 00:46:00,750 [party music, people chattering] 915 00:46:10,458 --> 00:46:15,458 [party music, people chattering] 916 00:46:40,125 --> 00:46:41,916 Hail fucking Satan. 917 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:43,791 I can't believe we got all this shit done 918 00:46:43,875 --> 00:46:45,708 by the Halloween deadline. 919 00:46:47,166 --> 00:46:50,125 Noel is the fucking shit. 920 00:46:50,375 --> 00:46:53,125 12 insanely elaborate murder setups... 921 00:46:53,250 --> 00:46:54,208 in five days? 922 00:46:54,708 --> 00:46:57,166 And you came out of this shit alive. 923 00:46:59,416 --> 00:47:00,541 Think, motherfucker. 924 00:47:00,666 --> 00:47:01,791 I'm the final girl. 925 00:47:02,458 --> 00:47:04,625 The bitch that beats the devil 926 00:47:04,750 --> 00:47:05,916 at his own game. 927 00:47:07,166 --> 00:47:08,875 [girls laughing] 928 00:47:09,083 --> 00:47:11,083 [suspense music, knife stabbing into flesh] 929 00:47:11,708 --> 00:47:17,041 [girl screaming] 930 00:47:17,333 --> 00:47:22,333 [dramatic music] 931 00:47:27,708 --> 00:47:29,708 [dramatic music fades out] 932 00:47:33,625 --> 00:47:38,625 [eerie music] 933 00:47:39,166 --> 00:47:45,916 [girl screaming] 934 00:47:45,916 --> 00:47:47,250 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 935 00:47:47,333 --> 00:47:49,125 You're excited. You're confused. I get it. 936 00:47:51,708 --> 00:47:52,708 We'll get to that. 937 00:47:54,375 --> 00:47:56,000 First things first, though. 938 00:47:56,541 --> 00:47:58,458 You... have a big decision to make. 939 00:48:00,625 --> 00:48:02,291 Do you wanna die fast? 940 00:48:03,333 --> 00:48:04,875 Or do you want to die slow? 941 00:48:06,291 --> 00:48:09,250 I am sorry about the decisions, but those are the ones we got. 942 00:48:12,458 --> 00:48:15,000 Now, I'm gonna ask you some questions. 943 00:48:16,083 --> 00:48:17,458 Answer me truthfully. 944 00:48:19,500 --> 00:48:20,500 Fast. 945 00:48:20,958 --> 00:48:21,958 Painless. 946 00:48:23,708 --> 00:48:24,708 Or... 947 00:48:25,875 --> 00:48:27,375 You can tell me lies. 948 00:48:30,875 --> 00:48:33,333 And then I will hurt you for the rest of your life. 949 00:48:37,041 --> 00:48:38,041 I need you to understand. 950 00:48:38,166 --> 00:48:40,458 I do not like torturing women. 951 00:48:43,583 --> 00:48:45,250 The screams are so different. 952 00:48:50,666 --> 00:48:51,916 But I promise you... 953 00:48:53,375 --> 00:48:54,666 I will get used to it. 954 00:48:56,958 --> 00:48:57,958 Now... 955 00:48:59,166 --> 00:49:01,666 my first question, and it is an easy one. 956 00:49:04,333 --> 00:49:06,166 How many are you Satanistic... 957 00:49:06,958 --> 00:49:08,833 murder party-having friends are in this house? 958 00:49:08,958 --> 00:49:10,375 are in this house? 959 00:49:13,875 --> 00:49:14,875 [tape tears] 960 00:49:14,958 --> 00:49:17,625 Wait, you fucking psychopath. 961 00:49:17,750 --> 00:49:20,125 This isn't some goddamn satanic orgy! 962 00:49:20,375 --> 00:49:22,875 You just killed an innocent woman! 963 00:49:23,375 --> 00:49:28,375 [sinister music drone] 964 00:49:37,375 --> 00:49:38,666 I really wish... 965 00:49:38,791 --> 00:49:40,458 this has gone differently. 966 00:49:41,625 --> 00:49:42,625 Well... 967 00:49:44,958 --> 00:49:45,958 [cuts off finger] 968 00:49:56,208 --> 00:49:57,500 What a mess. 969 00:49:58,750 --> 00:49:59,708 [exhales] 970 00:49:59,791 --> 00:50:01,250 Those little finger piggies... 971 00:50:01,666 --> 00:50:02,916 are not going to market. 972 00:50:06,166 --> 00:50:07,333 Let's see... 973 00:50:07,958 --> 00:50:10,708 what your little foot friends are up to. 974 00:50:13,208 --> 00:50:14,208 Now... 975 00:50:16,041 --> 00:50:18,625 When someone usually shoots you in the foot with one of these. 976 00:50:18,958 --> 00:50:20,208 They'll use a straight nail. 977 00:50:20,500 --> 00:50:22,541 And for the life of me, I do not know why, 978 00:50:22,625 --> 00:50:24,250 because the ones that I use... 979 00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:27,750 hurt so much more. 980 00:50:29,375 --> 00:50:31,125 You try to take them out, oof. 981 00:50:31,750 --> 00:50:33,000 That is no fun. 982 00:50:34,708 --> 00:50:35,916 But I don't want that. 983 00:50:36,958 --> 00:50:38,458 Just tell me... 984 00:50:40,208 --> 00:50:42,458 how many your friends are in this house? 985 00:50:45,916 --> 00:50:47,875 They're not my friends. 986 00:50:51,500 --> 00:50:53,125 You're gonna make me do this. 987 00:50:54,791 --> 00:50:56,083 You're gonna make me shoot in the foot 988 00:50:56,166 --> 00:50:57,000 with this fucking thing? 989 00:50:57,416 --> 00:50:58,416 Goddamn it! 990 00:50:58,583 --> 00:50:59,583 [nail gun into foot] 991 00:51:01,958 --> 00:51:04,958 [sinister music] 992 00:51:05,750 --> 00:51:07,125 How many? 993 00:51:16,458 --> 00:51:19,333 Say, Kev, you need a joint? 994 00:51:19,666 --> 00:51:20,875 Pass, friend. 995 00:51:21,875 --> 00:51:23,166 It's a party, man. 996 00:51:23,250 --> 00:51:26,916 You get so stressed and you need to get lit. 997 00:51:27,208 --> 00:51:28,750 Hey, I appreciate it, but... 998 00:51:28,875 --> 00:51:30,708 I've been off the drugs for 13 years. 999 00:51:30,750 --> 00:51:32,333 I don't need to start tonight. 1000 00:51:33,250 --> 00:51:35,625 Did you have a problem, man? 1001 00:51:36,458 --> 00:51:38,333 If you call getting so fucked up, 1002 00:51:38,375 --> 00:51:39,541 I ended up in Thailand, 1003 00:51:39,666 --> 00:51:40,916 married to a lady boy 1004 00:51:41,041 --> 00:51:43,833 and didn't even realize it until I woke up the next morning 1005 00:51:44,083 --> 00:51:45,208 "a problem." 1006 00:51:47,375 --> 00:51:48,583 Yeah, man. 1007 00:51:49,083 --> 00:51:51,000 That's a definite problem. 1008 00:51:51,333 --> 00:51:52,750 Laugh it up, funny boy. 1009 00:51:52,833 --> 00:51:54,833 At least I don't fuck goats. 1010 00:51:54,958 --> 00:51:55,958 Hey. 1011 00:51:56,666 --> 00:51:58,166 She was tight, man. 1012 00:51:58,291 --> 00:52:01,416 Suh-weet. 1013 00:52:02,041 --> 00:52:06,041 [laughter, background chatter] 1014 00:52:11,208 --> 00:52:13,375 [on TV:] Well, we have about an hour left... 1015 00:52:13,458 --> 00:52:14,708 anything you want to do? 1016 00:52:20,625 --> 00:52:23,750 We've done way worse, years of torture porn, 1017 00:52:23,833 --> 00:52:26,458 cutting people's toes off, gouging eyes out. 1018 00:52:26,500 --> 00:52:29,916 We even jump rope with that dude's frickin' intestines. 1019 00:52:30,541 --> 00:52:32,000 Dude, last gig? 1020 00:52:32,166 --> 00:52:34,416 We had to pull this dude's teeth out one by one, 1021 00:52:34,791 --> 00:52:37,333 and then we shoved his head up his own asshole. 1022 00:52:38,916 --> 00:52:40,125 Classy. 1023 00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:47,000 [rock music] 1024 00:52:51,875 --> 00:52:52,875 Oh, man. 1025 00:52:53,375 --> 00:52:54,541 Hey, uh... hey, Sam. 1026 00:52:54,625 --> 00:52:55,625 Sam. 1027 00:52:55,708 --> 00:52:57,916 Do you think us making that guy eat his own penis 1028 00:52:58,000 --> 00:52:59,666 was going a little bit too far? 1029 00:52:59,875 --> 00:53:00,875 Yeah, I mean, 1030 00:53:01,166 --> 00:53:03,333 when I did "The Devil's Orgy" in '78. 1031 00:53:03,666 --> 00:53:04,875 I ate a fetus, so... 1032 00:53:05,375 --> 00:53:07,083 I might be a little bias on that point. 1033 00:53:07,208 --> 00:53:08,208 Nice. 1034 00:53:09,708 --> 00:53:11,000 Well, I hate to bail on this 1035 00:53:11,166 --> 00:53:13,500 swanky satanic soiree, but... 1036 00:53:13,583 --> 00:53:15,500 I need to hit the bathroom and head back to my hotel. 1037 00:53:15,583 --> 00:53:16,583 I got a... 1038 00:53:16,666 --> 00:53:19,083 gay serial killer thing back in L.A. on Monday. 1039 00:53:19,208 --> 00:53:20,708 Oh, I totally get it, man. No worries. 1040 00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:22,541 Hey, listen, I can't thank you enough 1041 00:53:22,625 --> 00:53:24,500 for everything you've done for this production. 1042 00:53:24,625 --> 00:53:27,666 You are truly the Satanic Lord and Master, okay? 1043 00:53:27,708 --> 00:53:28,875 Would do me a favor? 1044 00:53:29,291 --> 00:53:30,666 Use the bathroom upstairs, 1045 00:53:30,750 --> 00:53:32,000 because the one down here, 1046 00:53:32,083 --> 00:53:33,125 there's a severed head in the toilet. 1047 00:53:33,250 --> 00:53:34,166 There's blood all over the place, 1048 00:53:34,375 --> 00:53:36,041 all kinds of shit you don't want to deal with, okay? 1049 00:53:36,333 --> 00:53:37,375 Good to know. 1050 00:53:37,458 --> 00:53:39,041 You got it, buddy. Safe travel, Sam. 1051 00:53:44,166 --> 00:53:49,166 [rock music plays offscreen] 1052 00:53:58,208 --> 00:54:00,875 Oh, I did not even see you there. 1053 00:54:01,041 --> 00:54:02,250 Samuel. 1054 00:54:03,208 --> 00:54:05,375 Hey, it was really great working with you. 1055 00:54:05,583 --> 00:54:06,583 Same here. 1056 00:54:06,791 --> 00:54:08,625 I hope to get the chance to do it again. 1057 00:54:08,791 --> 00:54:09,791 Me, too. 1058 00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:12,000 Well... 1059 00:54:12,083 --> 00:54:13,250 enjoy the party. 1060 00:54:13,916 --> 00:54:16,083 No, thank you, but this really isn't my thing. 1061 00:54:16,375 --> 00:54:18,791 I'll probably be taking off in a little bit, so... 1062 00:54:18,958 --> 00:54:19,791 Oh, I see. 1063 00:54:21,041 --> 00:54:23,541 Well, I don't know if you'd be interested, but 1064 00:54:23,666 --> 00:54:25,500 I'm just gonna be hanging out in my hotel. 1065 00:54:25,625 --> 00:54:27,625 My plane doesn't leave until tomorrow morning. 1066 00:54:28,041 --> 00:54:29,541 You're welcome to join me, if you like. 1067 00:54:30,583 --> 00:54:31,583 I'd love to. 1068 00:54:32,041 --> 00:54:33,041 Wonderful. 1069 00:54:35,208 --> 00:54:36,833 So, I'll see you in about an hour? 1070 00:54:37,458 --> 00:54:38,458 Can't wait. 1071 00:54:42,916 --> 00:54:43,916 Yep. 1072 00:54:45,041 --> 00:54:46,458 Still got it. 1073 00:54:48,583 --> 00:54:53,583 [rock music continues playing] 1074 00:54:57,541 --> 00:54:59,541 [closes door] 1075 00:55:09,416 --> 00:55:10,416 [thumping noise] 1076 00:55:10,541 --> 00:55:15,541 [suspense music] 1077 00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:22,208 What the hell? 1078 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:38,000 [body falls] 1079 00:55:44,833 --> 00:55:47,666 [party chatter] 1080 00:55:47,875 --> 00:55:49,500 [music swells] 1081 00:55:55,291 --> 00:55:57,416 It seems like we have a vacancy. 1082 00:55:57,708 --> 00:55:59,833 Good. Even the dead won't hear us. 1083 00:56:04,375 --> 00:56:05,583 Oh yeah. 1084 00:56:06,958 --> 00:56:08,166 My Lord. 1085 00:56:13,833 --> 00:56:15,500 Courtesy of the prop department. 1086 00:56:16,125 --> 00:56:17,125 Score. 1087 00:56:22,791 --> 00:56:23,791 Think these are used? 1088 00:56:24,208 --> 00:56:25,208 Absolutely. 1089 00:56:34,625 --> 00:56:36,708 So, how fucked up are you? 1090 00:56:37,375 --> 00:56:38,666 How fucked up are you? 1091 00:56:39,458 --> 00:56:41,791 I'm rolling like a 7-Eleven hot dog, baby. 1092 00:56:43,541 --> 00:56:45,500 I wonder if I'm fucked up enough. 1093 00:56:45,958 --> 00:56:48,541 Eh, give it a couple minutes. 1094 00:56:54,291 --> 00:56:55,291 Now... 1095 00:56:55,541 --> 00:56:57,208 you're gonna hang tight. 1096 00:56:57,458 --> 00:56:58,750 Bite down for me. 1097 00:57:04,500 --> 00:57:05,875 Now, don't you try to run away. 1098 00:57:06,375 --> 00:57:07,666 I'll be right back. 1099 00:57:08,416 --> 00:57:09,916 [whispers] I'll be right back. 1100 00:57:35,708 --> 00:57:36,708 She wants kinky. 1101 00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:38,750 I'll give her fucking kinky. 1102 00:57:42,791 --> 00:57:44,000 Heh... horny. 1103 00:57:59,041 --> 00:58:00,541 Oh, Jesus. 1104 00:58:02,666 --> 00:58:03,666 It's okay. 1105 00:58:03,791 --> 00:58:05,166 I'm not one of those freaks. 1106 00:58:05,833 --> 00:58:06,916 Let's get out of this. 1107 00:58:07,416 --> 00:58:09,083 They won't hurt you anymore. 1108 00:58:15,750 --> 00:58:17,750 All right, baby. 1109 00:58:19,833 --> 00:58:22,041 Who's ready to get double pregnant? 1110 00:58:23,916 --> 00:58:25,125 Baby... 1111 00:58:25,416 --> 00:58:26,625 [girl whimpers] 1112 00:58:26,666 --> 00:58:29,208 Oh, you are really getting into character, baby. 1113 00:58:30,250 --> 00:58:32,250 [girl whimpers] 1114 00:58:32,458 --> 00:58:33,708 What the hell is wrong with you? 1115 00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:35,208 [girl whimpers] 1116 00:58:35,333 --> 00:58:36,333 It's just me. 1117 00:58:39,666 --> 00:58:40,666 Fuck. 1118 00:58:40,916 --> 00:58:42,291 Fuck, fuck... 1119 00:58:48,583 --> 00:58:49,666 Let's get you out of this. 1120 00:58:50,541 --> 00:58:52,375 It's okay. Okay. 1121 00:58:52,583 --> 00:58:54,166 Goddamn fucking psycho! 1122 00:58:54,250 --> 00:58:55,666 They're gonna fucking hear us.... goddamn it! 1123 00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:58,000 Shut up. 1124 00:58:58,291 --> 00:58:59,291 Shut up! 1125 00:58:59,458 --> 00:59:00,458 Shut up. 1126 00:59:00,625 --> 00:59:01,625 Shut up. 1127 00:59:01,708 --> 00:59:02,916 Shut up. Shut up. 1128 00:59:03,125 --> 00:59:05,125 [suspense music, choking sounds] 1129 00:59:29,083 --> 00:59:30,375 [mumbling] It's not your fault... 1130 00:59:30,958 --> 00:59:32,250 [mumbling] It's not your fault... 1131 00:59:33,250 --> 00:59:34,541 [mumbling] It's not your fault... 1132 00:59:36,125 --> 00:59:37,208 It's not your fault... 1133 00:59:39,166 --> 00:59:40,458 [mumbling] It's not your fault... 1134 00:59:43,791 --> 00:59:45,208 It's not your fault. 1135 00:59:47,208 --> 00:59:48,208 Poor thing. 1136 00:59:50,291 --> 00:59:51,500 They brainwashed you. 1137 00:59:52,625 --> 00:59:53,833 Rest now. 1138 00:59:58,875 --> 01:00:00,166 And you. 1139 01:00:01,333 --> 01:00:02,916 You don't need to be scared anymore. 1140 01:00:04,500 --> 01:00:06,833 Their sick plans for you are over. 1141 01:00:08,583 --> 01:00:10,000 Your mom is going to heaven now. 1142 01:00:11,916 --> 01:00:13,375 And she'll take you with her. 1143 01:00:15,208 --> 01:00:16,208 You're welcome. 1144 01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:19,000 And I promise... 1145 01:00:20,208 --> 01:00:22,375 I will kill everyone in this house for you. 1146 01:00:23,583 --> 01:00:24,583 For both of you. 1147 01:00:30,875 --> 01:00:31,875 But then I said, 1148 01:00:31,958 --> 01:00:33,500 "Put it on his dick and see if it spins, Johnny." 1149 01:00:33,541 --> 01:00:34,916 and you should have seen the look. 1150 01:00:34,958 --> 01:00:36,208 Hey, you seen Samuel Paragon? 1151 01:00:36,291 --> 01:00:37,708 Oh, yeah, he's upstairs using the bathroom. 1152 01:00:37,791 --> 01:00:38,791 Dammit, I was just up there. 1153 01:00:38,875 --> 01:00:40,500 I have a whole bunch of stuff I need him to sign. 1154 01:00:40,583 --> 01:00:42,750 I'm gonna make a fucking killing on eBay. 1155 01:00:42,833 --> 01:00:43,708 Tacky. 1156 01:00:43,916 --> 01:00:46,000 Yeah, well, it's not like you're paying me much. 1157 01:00:47,208 --> 01:00:49,583 Wait, you're insinuating that I'm actually paying you? 1158 01:00:49,666 --> 01:00:52,208 Yeah, my contract is hourly, not this day rate bullshit. 1159 01:00:52,291 --> 01:00:53,791 Motherfucker, Nina. 1160 01:01:08,708 --> 01:01:13,708 [crickets, quiet night] 1161 01:01:20,083 --> 01:01:22,166 Hey, uh, you seen 1162 01:01:22,250 --> 01:01:23,291 Samuel Paragon? 1163 01:01:23,708 --> 01:01:26,458 I wanted to get some "Devil's Onion Ring" stuff signed. 1164 01:01:28,333 --> 01:01:29,333 Hello? 1165 01:01:36,916 --> 01:01:41,916 [suspense music] 1166 01:01:45,416 --> 01:01:46,416 [knife stab] 1167 01:01:59,083 --> 01:02:03,083 [struggling sounds] 1168 01:02:04,500 --> 01:02:05,916 [gasping] I'm an artist... 1169 01:02:07,291 --> 01:02:08,500 Oh, fuck. 1170 01:02:10,708 --> 01:02:11,708 [chopping sound] 1171 01:02:18,250 --> 01:02:19,541 Fuck me. 1172 01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:23,000 [chopping sound] 1173 01:02:26,166 --> 01:02:30,166 [suspense music] 1174 01:03:01,041 --> 01:03:02,041 Oh, man. 1175 01:03:03,125 --> 01:03:05,125 Hey, I don't recognize you. 1176 01:03:05,791 --> 01:03:07,166 Who are you supposed to be? 1177 01:03:09,041 --> 01:03:10,041 I'm the cleaner. 1178 01:03:10,291 --> 01:03:11,291 Oh. 1179 01:03:11,500 --> 01:03:12,583 [laughs] 1180 01:03:12,708 --> 01:03:13,708 Fuck! 1181 01:03:14,541 --> 01:03:18,250 [drunkenly] I do not envy your job at all. 1182 01:03:21,083 --> 01:03:23,083 [James throws up] 1183 01:03:27,625 --> 01:03:28,625 Oh. 1184 01:03:29,208 --> 01:03:31,208 Oh, God, no, no, man, sorry. 1185 01:03:31,375 --> 01:03:33,375 Sorry, bro. [mumbles incoherently] 1186 01:03:34,083 --> 01:03:35,708 I'll clean you up a little bit. 1187 01:03:36,166 --> 01:03:37,166 Man. 1188 01:03:37,416 --> 01:03:38,750 Shit, man. I'm sorry. 1189 01:03:39,500 --> 01:03:41,208 You're making it worse. 1190 01:03:42,666 --> 01:03:45,041 Yeah, you and your buds have fucked up this place plenty. 1191 01:03:45,583 --> 01:03:46,791 But believe me... 1192 01:03:47,500 --> 01:03:49,125 I will clean house. 1193 01:03:55,041 --> 01:03:56,041 Kind of rude. 1194 01:03:58,375 --> 01:03:59,375 Shit. 1195 01:04:03,166 --> 01:04:08,166 [night crickets, quiet] 1196 01:04:17,208 --> 01:04:18,208 [twig snaps] 1197 01:04:18,375 --> 01:04:23,375 [suspense music] 1198 01:04:28,125 --> 01:04:29,125 [stabbing noise] 1199 01:04:44,666 --> 01:04:47,666 [dramatic music swells] 1200 01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:52,000 Ew. 1201 01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:54,833 You scared the shit out of me. 1202 01:04:55,041 --> 01:04:56,458 Where is Samuel Paragon? 1203 01:04:59,250 --> 01:05:00,458 Hilarious, Nick. 1204 01:05:00,666 --> 01:05:02,458 You have a machete sticking out of your head, 1205 01:05:02,541 --> 01:05:04,958 as if that that hasn't been done a million times. 1206 01:05:13,208 --> 01:05:15,750 All right, you bastards, let's have a toast. 1207 01:05:17,125 --> 01:05:19,916 Here's to mating with whore brides of Satan. 1208 01:05:24,375 --> 01:05:25,333 Oh! 1209 01:05:27,291 --> 01:05:29,041 That's some good shit right there. 1210 01:05:29,916 --> 01:05:31,541 Oh, man. 1211 01:05:32,041 --> 01:05:33,250 You like that? 1212 01:05:42,875 --> 01:05:43,875 Oh, shit. 1213 01:05:43,958 --> 01:05:44,958 Hey, guys. 1214 01:05:45,375 --> 01:05:48,000 Make sure Susan saves me some of that new weed. 1215 01:05:48,125 --> 01:05:50,166 Uh, what's it called, that, 1216 01:05:50,250 --> 01:05:51,291 uh, "Spit in My Mouth"? 1217 01:05:51,375 --> 01:05:53,875 Make sure she, uh, uh, okay, awesome. 1218 01:05:53,958 --> 01:05:55,958 Thanks, guys. Hopefully somebody fucking heard that. 1219 01:05:56,666 --> 01:05:58,083 [Noel laughs] 1220 01:05:59,666 --> 01:06:01,083 All right. 1221 01:06:03,583 --> 01:06:05,208 We finally fucking did it. 1222 01:06:07,291 --> 01:06:08,291 Oh... 1223 01:06:08,375 --> 01:06:09,375 hello there, friend. 1224 01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:12,541 Hey, we wrapped, motherfucker. 1225 01:06:12,583 --> 01:06:13,583 We did this. 1226 01:06:13,833 --> 01:06:16,000 Even though I don't really recognize you, that's okay. 1227 01:06:16,875 --> 01:06:17,875 Huh. 1228 01:06:18,083 --> 01:06:19,083 So, uh... 1229 01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:21,000 What's your name? 1230 01:06:22,375 --> 01:06:23,583 Oh ho ho ho... 1231 01:06:23,750 --> 01:06:25,375 Hey, man, that better be fake. 1232 01:06:25,458 --> 01:06:28,458 I don't need any kind of Alec Baldwin situation going on here. 1233 01:06:29,750 --> 01:06:30,750 All right. 1234 01:06:31,125 --> 01:06:32,125 Ready? 1235 01:06:32,458 --> 01:06:33,458 Drop. 1236 01:06:35,125 --> 01:06:36,333 Oh fuck. 1237 01:06:37,416 --> 01:06:42,416 [suspense music] 1238 01:06:51,041 --> 01:06:52,041 Oh, fuck. 1239 01:06:52,208 --> 01:06:55,916 Hey, some extra shot me in the leg with a real bullet! 1240 01:06:56,375 --> 01:06:58,166 Did we forget to pay someone? 1241 01:06:59,291 --> 01:07:00,500 Nina! 1242 01:07:00,875 --> 01:07:01,875 [shock chord] 1243 01:07:02,541 --> 01:07:04,375 Oh... Noel... 1244 01:07:09,500 --> 01:07:10,875 Holy shit. 1245 01:07:11,166 --> 01:07:12,166 [shock chord] 1246 01:07:34,166 --> 01:07:35,166 Fuck! 1247 01:07:39,375 --> 01:07:40,375 [Noel mumbles] 1248 01:07:40,541 --> 01:07:42,583 I know now's a bad time to bring this up, but, uh... 1249 01:07:42,750 --> 01:07:44,041 we don't have insurance. 1250 01:07:44,458 --> 01:07:49,458 [suspense music continues] 1251 01:07:49,750 --> 01:07:51,458 Who the fuck was that guy? 1252 01:07:51,708 --> 01:07:53,458 I don't fucking know. 1253 01:07:54,416 --> 01:07:56,458 But they killed Nick. 1254 01:07:58,166 --> 01:08:00,875 And Samuel, fucking puke on his death. 1255 01:08:00,958 --> 01:08:02,083 He killed Samuel? 1256 01:08:02,750 --> 01:08:03,958 Oh, God. 1257 01:08:06,958 --> 01:08:10,000 Well, at least his check didn't clear yet, so I think, uh, 1258 01:08:10,750 --> 01:08:12,833 I think at least in that aspect, it'll be okay, 1259 01:08:12,916 --> 01:08:14,791 but that's very sad. 1260 01:08:15,250 --> 01:08:16,250 Fuck. 1261 01:08:16,416 --> 01:08:18,083 Are you serious right now? 1262 01:08:19,250 --> 01:08:21,416 All of the alcohol is poisoned. 1263 01:08:21,750 --> 01:08:24,375 All of our extras are puking blood 1264 01:08:24,541 --> 01:08:25,708 all over the house. 1265 01:08:26,083 --> 01:08:27,500 Our cars are fucked up, 1266 01:08:27,583 --> 01:08:29,500 and I'm trying to call for help, 1267 01:08:29,750 --> 01:08:31,958 but I can't seem to find a signal because 1268 01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:34,666 we're in the middle of fucking nowhere because of you. 1269 01:08:35,375 --> 01:08:36,375 Oh, God. 1270 01:08:37,458 --> 01:08:39,916 You accidentally conjured up Satan himself... 1271 01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:41,333 what have I done? 1272 01:08:42,583 --> 01:08:43,583 Shut up. 1273 01:08:43,958 --> 01:08:46,083 Okay, there is a rickety old bike in the back, 1274 01:08:46,166 --> 01:08:48,416 and I'm gonna ride it far, far away from 1275 01:08:48,500 --> 01:08:50,250 from you and your shit show 1276 01:08:50,500 --> 01:08:53,083 until I can get a signal and call for help, 1277 01:08:53,333 --> 01:08:55,416 because I have to do everything. 1278 01:08:57,333 --> 01:08:58,333 Susan. 1279 01:08:59,166 --> 01:09:00,166 This... 1280 01:09:00,250 --> 01:09:02,625 has been a very tough shoot for all of us. 1281 01:09:02,708 --> 01:09:03,708 Okay? 1282 01:09:03,791 --> 01:09:06,541 We've all been broken mentally from it, right? 1283 01:09:07,666 --> 01:09:09,000 Especially me. 1284 01:09:09,458 --> 01:09:10,458 [makes funny sound] 1285 01:09:10,625 --> 01:09:12,000 [funny voice:] And me. 1286 01:09:13,250 --> 01:09:14,250 See? 1287 01:09:14,541 --> 01:09:15,541 I know, right? 1288 01:09:16,833 --> 01:09:18,750 But I need you to know something. 1289 01:09:18,916 --> 01:09:19,750 This... 1290 01:09:19,958 --> 01:09:21,250 is your moment. 1291 01:09:22,041 --> 01:09:23,041 Okay? 1292 01:09:23,125 --> 01:09:25,208 Not only are you saving this film, 1293 01:09:25,500 --> 01:09:27,333 but you're saving lives. 1294 01:09:28,416 --> 01:09:30,708 You are one of the most talented 1295 01:09:30,791 --> 01:09:34,541 and smartest people I've ever met in my fucking life. 1296 01:09:35,291 --> 01:09:38,208 And I have no doubt you're gonna pull this off. 1297 01:09:38,583 --> 01:09:39,625 -Yeah. - Right? 1298 01:09:39,791 --> 01:09:40,791 I will. 1299 01:09:40,875 --> 01:09:42,416 - Go get 'em. - Great. 1300 01:09:43,833 --> 01:09:45,291 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1301 01:09:47,208 --> 01:09:49,416 You got your... you've got the important stuff. 1302 01:09:50,291 --> 01:09:51,875 Ah... duh. 1303 01:09:52,583 --> 01:09:54,625 Wanda, while, while you're here. 1304 01:09:55,791 --> 01:09:56,791 Yes, Noel? 1305 01:09:58,250 --> 01:09:59,500 Spit in my mouth? 1306 01:10:01,125 --> 01:10:02,333 James smoked it all. 1307 01:10:02,416 --> 01:10:04,416 Oh, no. I mean, for real. 1308 01:10:05,833 --> 01:10:07,125 You're disgusting. 1309 01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:09,000 Pig! 1310 01:10:10,458 --> 01:10:11,958 [DISPATCHER:] Attention Unit One, 1311 01:10:12,125 --> 01:10:14,791 we've had numerous calls reporting possible gunshots 1312 01:10:14,875 --> 01:10:17,416 fired near the peak of Howe Mountain Road. 1313 01:10:17,583 --> 01:10:19,333 Residents say that the shots are fired 1314 01:10:19,416 --> 01:10:21,041 from the Lucas property area. 1315 01:10:21,958 --> 01:10:23,458 You talking about the cult? 1316 01:10:24,666 --> 01:10:25,666 Are you talking... 1317 01:10:28,333 --> 01:10:30,500 You talking about the cult suicide house? 1318 01:10:30,666 --> 01:10:32,541 You know we don't call it that, Rick. 1319 01:10:32,625 --> 01:10:34,375 Bad for tourism, remember? 1320 01:10:34,875 --> 01:10:35,875 Copy that. 1321 01:10:36,125 --> 01:10:37,541 I'll check it out. 1322 01:10:38,666 --> 01:10:41,333 Jesus Christ, perfect serial killer weather. 1323 01:10:41,625 --> 01:10:42,583 [DISPATCHER:] That's stupid. 1324 01:10:44,125 --> 01:10:46,666 Goddamn it, Stacy, get off the line. 1325 01:10:46,875 --> 01:10:49,875 [police radio chatter] 1326 01:10:50,250 --> 01:10:52,250 [car starts] 1327 01:10:58,666 --> 01:11:00,666 [shrieking in pain] 1328 01:11:09,500 --> 01:11:11,500 Jesus Christ... 1329 01:11:18,541 --> 01:11:20,958 Lucky fucking shot! 1330 01:11:50,625 --> 01:11:52,625 Goddamn it... 1331 01:12:23,833 --> 01:12:25,541 You fuckers want to play? 1332 01:12:28,833 --> 01:12:30,625 Oh, we're gonna play. 1333 01:12:37,875 --> 01:12:40,125 I'll keep riding until I get a signal and call for help. 1334 01:12:41,291 --> 01:12:44,041 Keep Broadway, boogie, boogie, will fall to hell. I got it. 1335 01:12:44,083 --> 01:12:45,083 Tom! 1336 01:12:45,125 --> 01:12:46,125 Get it together. 1337 01:12:46,416 --> 01:12:48,208 You have two shells left. 1338 01:12:48,750 --> 01:12:51,250 And if he pops this head up, you blow the shit out of that 1339 01:12:51,333 --> 01:12:52,625 little biatch. 1340 01:12:52,833 --> 01:12:54,291 Go full "Evil Dead" on him. 1341 01:12:54,666 --> 01:12:56,000 Do not pussy out. 1342 01:13:01,875 --> 01:13:03,125 Biatch... 1343 01:13:04,958 --> 01:13:06,083 Pussy. 1344 01:13:07,666 --> 01:13:09,041 Nina! 1345 01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:16,000 Nina. 1346 01:13:16,083 --> 01:13:17,125 Nina, hey. 1347 01:13:17,208 --> 01:13:18,208 What a relief. 1348 01:13:19,333 --> 01:13:20,333 Listen... 1349 01:13:20,916 --> 01:13:22,375 Susan's riding down. 1350 01:13:22,416 --> 01:13:24,583 She's gonna find a signal, bring the cavalry. 1351 01:13:24,958 --> 01:13:26,000 Help is on the way. 1352 01:13:26,083 --> 01:13:27,666 We just got to be strong, okay? 1353 01:13:28,083 --> 01:13:30,708 Are we stuck in some kind of "Twilight Zone" shit? 1354 01:13:31,666 --> 01:13:32,666 I know, right? 1355 01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:33,875 Where's Noel? 1356 01:13:34,208 --> 01:13:36,291 He's upstairs lying down. 1357 01:13:38,541 --> 01:13:40,166 Listen, you know, 1358 01:13:40,375 --> 01:13:41,916 now that it's the two of us, I just, 1359 01:13:42,041 --> 01:13:43,041 I want to let you know, 1360 01:13:43,291 --> 01:13:45,291 I saw you earlier, I was so 1361 01:13:45,583 --> 01:13:47,666 happy to see your pretty face intact. 1362 01:13:47,916 --> 01:13:48,916 I-I... 1363 01:13:49,125 --> 01:13:50,125 maybe... 1364 01:13:50,708 --> 01:13:51,916 there's something... 1365 01:13:52,166 --> 01:13:54,500 Oh, God, just my luck. 1366 01:13:55,666 --> 01:13:57,791 If I only just left when I originally wanted to, 1367 01:13:57,875 --> 01:13:59,666 I'd be in Samuel's hotel room right now. 1368 01:13:59,750 --> 01:14:01,125 I wouldn't be in this death trap. 1369 01:14:02,583 --> 01:14:03,583 Nina. 1370 01:14:06,166 --> 01:14:07,625 Samuel's dead. 1371 01:14:11,791 --> 01:14:13,000 Oh, no! 1372 01:14:13,083 --> 01:14:15,333 - No, no, no, no. - Oh, hey... 1373 01:14:17,125 --> 01:14:19,125 [Nina sobbing] - Hey, hey... 1374 01:14:21,291 --> 01:14:22,500 We all miss him. 1375 01:14:23,208 --> 01:14:25,000 We'll get through it, just... 1376 01:14:27,083 --> 01:14:29,083 This isn't happening. 1377 01:14:36,208 --> 01:14:37,208 Fuck. 1378 01:14:45,291 --> 01:14:47,458 You've gotta be fucking kidding me. 1379 01:14:47,708 --> 01:14:49,708 All right, you piece of shit. 1380 01:14:49,958 --> 01:14:50,958 [Noel laughs] 1381 01:14:51,083 --> 01:14:52,083 Let's do this. 1382 01:14:52,791 --> 01:14:54,416 Come get some. 1383 01:14:54,833 --> 01:14:55,833 Oh... 1384 01:14:56,041 --> 01:14:57,208 I'm sorry. 1385 01:14:57,416 --> 01:15:00,041 Do we just sink your battleship, penis chicks? 1386 01:15:00,375 --> 01:15:04,375 [suspense music fades out] 1387 01:15:08,333 --> 01:15:09,500 Piece of shit. 1388 01:15:09,666 --> 01:15:10,791 Give me a signal. 1389 01:15:15,958 --> 01:15:19,041 The damn GPS says I'm here, but all I'm seeing is woods. 1390 01:15:19,125 --> 01:15:20,875 [DISPATCHER:] Rick, how long have you lived here? 1391 01:15:20,958 --> 01:15:22,750 Stacy, don't give me that shit. 1392 01:15:22,833 --> 01:15:25,291 I haven't been up here since the massacre, all right? 1393 01:15:25,375 --> 01:15:26,375 This ain't my fault. 1394 01:15:26,458 --> 01:15:28,208 I'll bet if they had strippers there, 1395 01:15:28,291 --> 01:15:29,500 you could find your way. 1396 01:15:30,041 --> 01:15:32,000 It was one time. 1397 01:15:32,083 --> 01:15:33,750 One goddamn time. 1398 01:15:33,875 --> 01:15:35,583 And we were separated. 1399 01:15:35,958 --> 01:15:39,333 Keep telling yourself that, you unfaithful bastard. 1400 01:15:39,458 --> 01:15:41,541 Stacy, now is not the time. 1401 01:15:41,625 --> 01:15:43,541 There are lives at risk. 1402 01:15:44,000 --> 01:15:45,791 When is the time, Rick? 1403 01:15:46,416 --> 01:15:48,208 You've never made time for our relationship. 1404 01:15:48,291 --> 01:15:50,166 Our marriage counselor said as much. 1405 01:15:52,000 --> 01:15:53,750 That is not what they said. 1406 01:15:54,000 --> 01:15:55,500 You know, this is our problem. 1407 01:15:55,583 --> 01:15:57,333 You like to put words in people's mouths 1408 01:15:57,416 --> 01:15:58,833 to fit your agenda. 1409 01:15:59,125 --> 01:16:01,916 Tough talk for someone who can't keep his dick in his pants. 1410 01:16:02,458 --> 01:16:04,166 For the love of fuck. 1411 01:16:04,250 --> 01:16:07,291 I never cheated on you, you fucking nutjob. 1412 01:16:14,125 --> 01:16:16,458 Oh, come the fuck out, goddamn it. 1413 01:16:19,000 --> 01:16:21,583 Stacy, we can talk about this when we get home. 1414 01:16:21,666 --> 01:16:24,291 Would you please just help me find this house? 1415 01:16:26,250 --> 01:16:27,583 [DISPATCHER:] What road are you on? 1416 01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:29,875 I'm at 9 Mile and Middlevale. 1417 01:16:30,083 --> 01:16:32,083 Did you pass Potter's Bluff Road? 1418 01:16:32,291 --> 01:16:33,250 Uh, yes. 1419 01:16:33,791 --> 01:16:35,125 Well, then you passed it. 1420 01:16:35,291 --> 01:16:37,708 Turn around and go two blocks up. 1421 01:16:38,291 --> 01:16:39,291 Now, see? 1422 01:16:39,375 --> 01:16:41,083 That wasn't so hard, was it? 1423 01:16:43,291 --> 01:16:44,291 Stacy? 1424 01:16:47,291 --> 01:16:48,291 Stacy. 1425 01:16:49,250 --> 01:16:50,458 [shock chord] 1426 01:16:50,750 --> 01:16:52,375 Holy fuck. 1427 01:16:52,833 --> 01:16:54,625 You have to help us. 1428 01:16:54,791 --> 01:16:57,041 There's a psychopath, and he's killing everybody. 1429 01:16:57,125 --> 01:16:58,708 Ma'am, just calm down. 1430 01:16:58,750 --> 01:16:59,833 I'll call in back up. 1431 01:16:59,916 --> 01:17:01,041 We'll, we'll... 1432 01:17:01,125 --> 01:17:02,541 No, there's no time. We have to go. 1433 01:17:02,625 --> 01:17:04,208 All right, just get in. 1434 01:17:04,291 --> 01:17:05,333 Just get in the car. 1435 01:17:15,333 --> 01:17:17,541 Ah, fuck. 1436 01:17:20,416 --> 01:17:21,416 Nina? 1437 01:17:21,916 --> 01:17:23,625 I really think it'd be really nice of you 1438 01:17:23,750 --> 01:17:25,166 to get in here and help us. 1439 01:17:25,875 --> 01:17:28,291 I am not going near that motherfucker. 1440 01:17:29,416 --> 01:17:31,416 What are we gonna do with this sack of shit? 1441 01:17:44,333 --> 01:17:46,166 [Noel gasps] 1442 01:17:46,291 --> 01:17:48,666 Oh, we ought to kill this motherfucker. 1443 01:17:48,791 --> 01:17:50,541 Or I just make him suck our dicks. 1444 01:17:51,583 --> 01:17:53,625 Yeah. 1445 01:17:53,875 --> 01:17:54,916 Don't be ridiculous. 1446 01:17:55,000 --> 01:17:56,000 You can't kill him. 1447 01:17:56,083 --> 01:17:57,541 That'll make us just as bad as he is. 1448 01:17:58,333 --> 01:18:00,541 Can you just kill your date earlier tonight? 1449 01:18:01,000 --> 01:18:02,000 All right. 1450 01:18:02,208 --> 01:18:04,166 Just make it look like self defense. 1451 01:18:04,625 --> 01:18:07,375 I mean, if he looks like he's helpless and tied up, 1452 01:18:07,500 --> 01:18:08,791 I'm not going to jail for this. 1453 01:18:09,166 --> 01:18:10,583 Right on. 1454 01:18:14,541 --> 01:18:15,541 Okay. 1455 01:18:16,083 --> 01:18:17,083 Seriously. 1456 01:18:18,208 --> 01:18:20,250 Obviously, we have to do something, because otherwise, 1457 01:18:20,333 --> 01:18:21,958 I just foresee this motherfucker 1458 01:18:22,166 --> 01:18:23,250 breaking out of that chair. 1459 01:18:23,333 --> 01:18:24,666 He's gonna end up stabbing him in the balls 1460 01:18:24,708 --> 01:18:26,333 and he's gonna end up shooting you in the face 1461 01:18:26,416 --> 01:18:27,416 because he's a fucking idiot. 1462 01:18:27,708 --> 01:18:29,708 Then having to end up getting shot because fuck me, right? 1463 01:18:30,625 --> 01:18:31,625 So obviously, 1464 01:18:31,875 --> 01:18:34,458 the most logical thing to do in the situation right now, 1465 01:18:34,541 --> 01:18:36,166 I think we could all agree. 1466 01:18:36,375 --> 01:18:39,458 She's got to chainsaw this motherfucker in half. 1467 01:18:39,916 --> 01:18:41,916 Yeah, yeah... yeah, yeah. 1468 01:18:42,875 --> 01:18:45,666 If you guys have him tied up and handcuffed, 1469 01:18:45,791 --> 01:18:47,000 and the cops come in here, 1470 01:18:47,166 --> 01:18:48,625 you're gonna end up cellmates 1471 01:18:48,750 --> 01:18:50,583 with a big dude named Mule Dick. 1472 01:18:50,625 --> 01:18:51,625 You want that? 1473 01:18:52,250 --> 01:18:53,250 Uh... 1474 01:18:54,291 --> 01:18:55,291 All right. 1475 01:18:55,375 --> 01:18:56,375 Good point. 1476 01:18:56,625 --> 01:18:57,625 What do we do? 1477 01:18:57,833 --> 01:19:01,250 [action music] 1478 01:19:09,375 --> 01:19:10,375 [shotgun fires] 1479 01:19:17,125 --> 01:19:21,125 [suspense music continues] 1480 01:19:44,916 --> 01:19:46,833 Faster, we have to go! 1481 01:19:47,000 --> 01:19:48,458 We need to hurry. They're gonna kill my friends. 1482 01:19:48,541 --> 01:19:52,416 Ma'am, I am going as fast as I possibly can, I promise you. 1483 01:19:52,541 --> 01:19:53,541 Hurry! 1484 01:19:54,708 --> 01:19:56,583 Damn serial killer weather. 1485 01:20:00,750 --> 01:20:01,750 Fuck you! 1486 01:20:17,708 --> 01:20:19,125 Where you going, tough guy? 1487 01:20:19,416 --> 01:20:24,416 [suspense music continues] 1488 01:20:24,791 --> 01:20:29,791 [chainsaw running] 1489 01:20:39,083 --> 01:20:41,458 When all these drugs wear off... 1490 01:20:42,166 --> 01:20:43,916 that's really gonna fucking hurt. 1491 01:20:46,250 --> 01:20:47,666 [Sean moans in pain] 1492 01:20:49,375 --> 01:20:50,500 All right. 1493 01:20:51,291 --> 01:20:52,416 Seriously. 1494 01:20:54,500 --> 01:20:56,458 What the fuck is wrong with you? 1495 01:20:56,583 --> 01:20:57,875 What is wrong with me? 1496 01:20:58,125 --> 01:20:59,416 Yes, with you. 1497 01:21:00,500 --> 01:21:02,708 Out of all the people in the world to murder. 1498 01:21:05,958 --> 01:21:07,333 You landed on us. 1499 01:21:07,625 --> 01:21:08,625 Why? 1500 01:21:10,625 --> 01:21:12,083 Fucking cocksuckers 1501 01:21:12,166 --> 01:21:13,208 don't deserve to live. 1502 01:21:15,416 --> 01:21:17,416 What, you got something against filmmakers? 1503 01:21:17,708 --> 01:21:19,125 You Satanists... 1504 01:21:19,250 --> 01:21:21,375 snuff film is not art! 1505 01:21:21,541 --> 01:21:22,833 [NOEL:] Snuff film? 1506 01:21:23,625 --> 01:21:25,958 We're just making a shitty B-horror movie. 1507 01:21:26,291 --> 01:21:27,375 For no money. 1508 01:21:28,166 --> 01:21:30,500 You low, naughty, Satanistic assholes have 1509 01:21:30,625 --> 01:21:32,333 fucking alibis through everything. 1510 01:21:32,916 --> 01:21:34,500 You fucking kidding me? 1511 01:21:36,416 --> 01:21:38,375 Okay, hold on one second, asshole. 1512 01:21:38,458 --> 01:21:39,500 Don't go anywhere. 1513 01:21:51,875 --> 01:21:53,000 Okay. 1514 01:21:57,250 --> 01:21:58,250 [Noel flinches] 1515 01:22:00,041 --> 01:22:01,458 Okay, look. 1516 01:22:01,583 --> 01:22:02,875 All this shit's fake. 1517 01:22:03,750 --> 01:22:04,791 It's all fake. 1518 01:22:05,333 --> 01:22:06,333 Look... 1519 01:22:07,250 --> 01:22:08,583 stage blood. 1520 01:22:08,750 --> 01:22:10,000 It says stage blood. 1521 01:22:10,791 --> 01:22:12,208 Fuck whistle. 1522 01:22:14,000 --> 01:22:15,625 [NOEL:] All this shit's fake. 1523 01:22:17,416 --> 01:22:18,416 Look. 1524 01:22:19,208 --> 01:22:21,291 It's James. You already killed him. 1525 01:22:21,458 --> 01:22:22,541 You can't kill a guy twice. 1526 01:22:22,625 --> 01:22:23,708 I didn't cut his head off. 1527 01:22:24,791 --> 01:22:26,791 Our special effects guy Nick made this. 1528 01:22:26,875 --> 01:22:28,125 It actually looks really good, doesn't it? 1529 01:22:28,916 --> 01:22:30,416 No, this is silicone, man. 1530 01:22:30,916 --> 01:22:32,166 This is fake as fuck. 1531 01:22:32,208 --> 01:22:33,791 Up close. Holy shit. 1532 01:22:41,583 --> 01:22:42,583 Look. 1533 01:22:47,416 --> 01:22:49,083 Fucking fake, man. I didn't even feel bad. 1534 01:22:49,208 --> 01:22:50,541 I'm on a ton of drugs right now, 1535 01:22:50,583 --> 01:22:51,541 but you'd think that would hurt 1536 01:22:51,583 --> 01:22:52,791 at least a little bit, right? 1537 01:22:53,041 --> 01:22:54,041 Fake. 1538 01:22:55,208 --> 01:22:56,791 [NOEL:] Everything we were doing... 1539 01:22:57,375 --> 01:22:58,541 was make believe. 1540 01:23:00,666 --> 01:23:01,833 Everything you did... 1541 01:23:01,958 --> 01:23:03,291 was fucking permanent. 1542 01:23:04,083 --> 01:23:06,333 I bet you're one of those hypocritical religious types 1543 01:23:06,375 --> 01:23:07,083 that thinks 1544 01:23:07,166 --> 01:23:08,333 horror movies and anything not 1545 01:23:08,416 --> 01:23:09,458 fitting into their agenda 1546 01:23:10,583 --> 01:23:11,958 is pure evil, aren't you? 1547 01:23:13,083 --> 01:23:14,208 Well, I got news for you. 1548 01:23:14,875 --> 01:23:16,416 Everything you tried to do tonight? 1549 01:23:17,125 --> 01:23:18,958 Completely fucking backfired 1550 01:23:19,041 --> 01:23:20,833 because you just made this movie 1551 01:23:21,208 --> 01:23:22,208 A huge hit. 1552 01:23:22,583 --> 01:23:23,583 [Noel chuckles] 1553 01:23:23,666 --> 01:23:24,750 Thank you, by the way, 1554 01:23:24,875 --> 01:23:27,125 and you are forever gonna be known as... 1555 01:23:27,958 --> 01:23:29,541 a stabby asshole 1556 01:23:30,125 --> 01:23:32,791 that killed the cast and crew of a film, 1557 01:23:33,250 --> 01:23:36,125 including B-horror movie legend Samuel Paragon, 1558 01:23:38,125 --> 01:23:40,000 and a pregnant actress. 1559 01:23:40,416 --> 01:23:41,916 Congratulations. 1560 01:23:42,416 --> 01:23:43,625 You're an asshole. 1561 01:23:46,666 --> 01:23:51,666 [suspense music] 1562 01:23:56,041 --> 01:23:57,375 This isn't fake. 1563 01:24:01,875 --> 01:24:03,833 I'm a PTSD nightmare. 1564 01:24:06,750 --> 01:24:08,500 Ticking fucking time bomb. 1565 01:24:12,666 --> 01:24:13,833 You know something? 1566 01:24:14,250 --> 01:24:16,125 You actually did me a favor today, 1567 01:24:16,416 --> 01:24:17,416 because now 1568 01:24:17,541 --> 01:24:19,416 I don't have to pay these people. 1569 01:24:19,916 --> 01:24:21,125 I appreciate that. 1570 01:24:21,833 --> 01:24:23,875 But if shit's gonna go south 1571 01:24:23,958 --> 01:24:25,583 on a Noel Campbell set, 1572 01:24:26,375 --> 01:24:29,083 it's gonna be on Noel Campbell's terms. 1573 01:24:30,083 --> 01:24:32,083 Put down the weapon. 1574 01:24:32,666 --> 01:24:33,666 Noel! 1575 01:24:38,666 --> 01:24:40,666 [trip & stabbing noises] 1576 01:24:47,875 --> 01:24:49,583 Oh, I'm gonna puke. 1577 01:24:55,541 --> 01:24:57,916 Are you fucking kidding me? 1578 01:25:01,833 --> 01:25:03,166 Oh, no, no. 1579 01:25:03,916 --> 01:25:04,916 Oh... 1580 01:25:05,416 --> 01:25:06,541 but she was one... 1581 01:25:07,208 --> 01:25:08,833 I didn't mind paying. 1582 01:25:11,583 --> 01:25:13,250 Put down the hatchet. 1583 01:25:13,333 --> 01:25:14,875 You are under arrest. 1584 01:25:15,083 --> 01:25:16,125 Ah. 1585 01:25:17,625 --> 01:25:19,416 This is all your fault. 1586 01:25:20,625 --> 01:25:22,875 Do not make this worse for yourself. 1587 01:25:23,750 --> 01:25:25,375 Send my regards... 1588 01:25:25,875 --> 01:25:27,291 to Satan. 1589 01:25:30,750 --> 01:25:31,750 [axe chop] 1590 01:25:31,791 --> 01:25:33,333 [gunshots] 1591 01:25:36,416 --> 01:25:38,958 [NEWSCASTER:] Our ongoing story is the horrifying 1592 01:25:39,000 --> 01:25:41,750 ordeal that local law enforcement is calling 1593 01:25:41,833 --> 01:25:44,416 the most violent crime in Ridgway history. 1594 01:25:44,583 --> 01:25:46,333 Independent filmmaker Noel Campbell, 1595 01:25:46,416 --> 01:25:49,083 known for his ultraviolent horror film 1596 01:25:49,416 --> 01:25:50,500 "Genitaliac," 1597 01:25:50,500 --> 01:25:52,666 was shot dead by Ridgway police. 1598 01:25:52,958 --> 01:25:55,416 This took place during a standoff where Campbell 1599 01:25:55,500 --> 01:25:58,458 had killed the entirety of his cast and crew during 1600 01:25:58,541 --> 01:26:00,291 the filming of the horror film, 1601 01:26:00,375 --> 01:26:01,875 "Satan's Peak." 1602 01:26:02,166 --> 01:26:05,166 In total, Campbell murdered 16 people, 1603 01:26:05,375 --> 01:26:08,875 including popular genre actor Samuel Paragon 1604 01:26:08,958 --> 01:26:11,958 and disgraced police officer John Darden. 1605 01:26:12,125 --> 01:26:15,291 Officer Darden, if you remember, was recently suspended 1606 01:26:15,416 --> 01:26:18,166 for excessive force of a minor. 1607 01:26:18,250 --> 01:26:20,791 The question being asked, in this case, 1608 01:26:20,875 --> 01:26:23,541 was this massacre satanically motivated? 1609 01:26:24,375 --> 01:26:26,916 Joining us via satellite is controversial 1610 01:26:27,000 --> 01:26:30,833 podcaster and self proclaimed warrior against Satan, 1611 01:26:31,083 --> 01:26:32,541 Sean Henry. 1612 01:26:33,250 --> 01:26:35,500 Mr. Henry, welcome to the show. 1613 01:26:35,958 --> 01:26:37,791 Well, thank you for having me. 1614 01:26:38,416 --> 01:26:40,250 Mr. Henry, in your opinion, 1615 01:26:40,333 --> 01:26:42,875 was Noel Campbell a Satanist? 1616 01:26:43,041 --> 01:26:44,291 Oh, without a doubt. 1617 01:26:44,416 --> 01:26:46,916 I mean, just look at the movies that he wrote and directed. 1618 01:26:47,166 --> 01:26:49,041 This is a clear cut case 1619 01:26:49,125 --> 01:26:51,458 of a sickness disguised as art. 1620 01:26:51,666 --> 01:26:53,291 I believe that Mr. Campbell 1621 01:26:53,375 --> 01:26:56,250 lured his cast and crew to their doom, 1622 01:26:56,333 --> 01:26:58,750 in order to sacrifice them to the devil. 1623 01:27:00,291 --> 01:27:02,708 What about Officer John Darden? 1624 01:27:02,958 --> 01:27:04,458 What do you think his involvement 1625 01:27:04,541 --> 01:27:06,083 in this situation was? 1626 01:27:06,875 --> 01:27:08,833 Sadly, I think Officer Darden was just in the 1627 01:27:08,958 --> 01:27:10,500 wrong place at the wrong time. 1628 01:27:10,791 --> 01:27:13,333 Now, I take this case very personally, 1629 01:27:13,375 --> 01:27:15,250 because not only does it prove my theory 1630 01:27:15,375 --> 01:27:17,625 about the connection between horror movies 1631 01:27:17,708 --> 01:27:18,791 and demonic possession, 1632 01:27:19,041 --> 01:27:22,833 but it's also a sad day for my listeners as well. 1633 01:27:23,041 --> 01:27:24,916 I had the pleasure to speak to Officer Darden 1634 01:27:24,958 --> 01:27:26,416 the night before his death. 1635 01:27:26,541 --> 01:27:29,541 I mean, as you know, he called into my podcast. 1636 01:27:30,333 --> 01:27:32,166 He was extremely distraught about the current 1637 01:27:32,208 --> 01:27:33,083 state of the world 1638 01:27:33,166 --> 01:27:35,250 and was committed to making a difference. 1639 01:27:35,708 --> 01:27:38,958 And I believe that it was fate that his parents' cabin 1640 01:27:39,083 --> 01:27:41,125 was seated right next to Campbell's 1641 01:27:41,250 --> 01:27:42,958 pit of satanic hell. 1642 01:27:43,208 --> 01:27:44,750 And I truly believe that Officer Darden 1643 01:27:44,833 --> 01:27:46,500 died trying to save those kids. 1644 01:27:47,166 --> 01:27:49,833 Is there anything that we can learn from this situation? 1645 01:27:49,875 --> 01:27:50,916 To... 1646 01:27:51,000 --> 01:27:52,625 possibly ensure that this kind of thing 1647 01:27:52,708 --> 01:27:53,958 could never happen again. 1648 01:27:54,041 --> 01:27:56,791 I think that this situation proves that horror films 1649 01:27:56,875 --> 01:27:57,833 are, uh, 1650 01:27:57,916 --> 01:28:00,791 simply a gateway into the minds of the weak, 1651 01:28:01,125 --> 01:28:03,541 for the devil to take root in. 1652 01:28:03,833 --> 01:28:05,583 It's time to cut them off at the source. 1653 01:28:06,375 --> 01:28:08,000 Pretty powerful stuff. 1654 01:28:08,416 --> 01:28:10,916 And we'll be back after these messages.