1 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:10,051 ♪ Todo lo que haces por mí ♪ 2 00:00:10,052 --> 00:00:13,222 ♪ Puedes ver lo que me haces sentir ♪ 3 00:00:14,556 --> 00:00:17,184 [♪ "Peligro (Danger)" by Panda Bear & Sonic Boom playing] 4 00:00:17,518 --> 00:00:19,937 ♪ Todo lo que haces por mí ♪ 5 00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:21,646 [Sam] You having a nice perv? 6 00:00:21,647 --> 00:00:23,481 Huh? Oh. 7 00:00:23,482 --> 00:00:25,233 - [both chuckle] - No. 8 00:00:25,234 --> 00:00:26,567 [clearing throat] 9 00:00:26,568 --> 00:00:28,653 I hate watching attractive people have fun. 10 00:00:28,654 --> 00:00:30,655 Michael was asking after you. 11 00:00:30,656 --> 00:00:31,864 Who? 12 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:33,491 Michael. Nice house Michael. 13 00:00:33,492 --> 00:00:34,742 Oh, old Michael! 14 00:00:34,743 --> 00:00:36,160 Jesus, why? 15 00:00:36,161 --> 00:00:38,579 I left his house crying with no knickers on. 16 00:00:38,580 --> 00:00:40,873 - Well, I mean. - [both laughing] 17 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:42,208 What did he-- Hang on. 18 00:00:42,209 --> 00:00:43,210 Ruari. 19 00:00:44,086 --> 00:00:46,337 Ruari! Take your... 20 00:00:46,338 --> 00:00:49,006 [Sam] Mm, looks like Harry Potter, look at him. 21 00:00:49,007 --> 00:00:51,217 Harry Potter and the Braless Mixologist. 22 00:00:51,218 --> 00:00:52,468 [both chuckle] 23 00:00:52,469 --> 00:00:54,428 So, you don't fancy giving him another go? 24 00:00:54,429 --> 00:00:57,014 No. I mean, I'm flattered, but I'm not interested. 25 00:00:57,015 --> 00:00:58,683 - He's too old. - Babe, please. 26 00:00:58,684 --> 00:01:00,351 Fuck off. 27 00:01:00,352 --> 00:01:02,228 I'm not done with the Patrick of it all anyway. 28 00:01:02,229 --> 00:01:03,771 Here, your son made these. 29 00:01:03,772 --> 00:01:05,690 - Good luck. - [Alex] Thank you. 30 00:01:05,691 --> 00:01:07,858 Um, listen, thanks for taking him on. 31 00:01:07,859 --> 00:01:09,068 He really needs this. 32 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:10,695 And, you know, not just for the money. 33 00:01:10,696 --> 00:01:11,821 Hey, my pleasure. 34 00:01:11,822 --> 00:01:13,364 I mean, I'm paying him fuck all anyway. 35 00:01:13,365 --> 00:01:15,783 - [Alex coughing] - Hey, you mind those wandering hands, Ruari. 36 00:01:15,784 --> 00:01:17,201 Yeah. 37 00:01:17,202 --> 00:01:19,078 Yeah, we're a touchy-feely bunch. 38 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:20,871 Look, if it gets uncomfortable, then just tell her 39 00:01:20,872 --> 00:01:22,873 - hands off, okay? - [mixologist chuckles] 40 00:01:22,874 --> 00:01:24,250 - Oh. - Mm, Jesus. 41 00:01:24,251 --> 00:01:26,127 - Ugh! - Ooh, I like it. 42 00:01:26,128 --> 00:01:27,587 I like to feel my drinks. 43 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:30,590 - Yeah, you drown your sorrows, girl, eh? - [Alex] What? 44 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:32,758 - [Frank] Steve! - What sorrows? 45 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:33,968 What, Patrick? 46 00:01:33,969 --> 00:01:35,845 I had my fling then, too, remember. 47 00:01:35,846 --> 00:01:38,055 I'm gonna go see him after this. 48 00:01:38,056 --> 00:01:40,225 Don't make any plans around him, that's all I'm saying. 49 00:01:41,059 --> 00:01:42,643 Right, I've got to go 50 00:01:42,644 --> 00:01:44,562 and be a mother, which I don't know about you, 51 00:01:44,563 --> 00:01:46,647 I'm actually much better at lightly pissed. 52 00:01:46,648 --> 00:01:48,733 Right, I'll see you Monday. We need to catch up about Frankfurt... 53 00:01:48,734 --> 00:01:50,901 - Yeah. - ...and how you're gonna get Malcolm back. 54 00:01:50,902 --> 00:01:52,528 - What? - Yes, Alex. 55 00:01:52,529 --> 00:01:55,114 - He propositioned me in a sauna. - He caught you 56 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:56,907 having sex with his moderator in a toilet, so. 57 00:01:56,908 --> 00:01:58,326 I'm gonna MeToo you. 58 00:01:58,327 --> 00:02:00,286 He is a creepy, middle back toucher. 59 00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:02,496 Alex, I swear to God, if Grayson signs him 60 00:02:02,497 --> 00:02:04,833 before we do, I'm gonna slit my throat. 61 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:06,918 And yours. 62 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:11,089 When did it all stop being fun? 63 00:02:12,591 --> 00:02:15,594 [♪ "Peligro (Danger)" continues playing] 64 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:28,439 ♪ Chi-chi-chi-chi-chi-chi-chi ♪ 65 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:31,526 ♪ En peligro ♪ 66 00:02:33,779 --> 00:02:35,197 Oh, shit. 67 00:02:36,615 --> 00:02:38,032 Oh, God. 68 00:02:38,033 --> 00:02:39,450 - [Patrick] Alex! - Oh. 69 00:02:39,451 --> 00:02:41,370 Hey! Evening! 70 00:02:42,371 --> 00:02:44,163 - [tin clattering] - Hi! 71 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:45,456 I was just in the area, actually. 72 00:02:45,457 --> 00:02:47,041 I-- I thought I'd, uh, say hi. 73 00:02:47,042 --> 00:02:48,459 How are you? What's going on? 74 00:02:48,460 --> 00:02:49,460 Yeah, good, great. 75 00:02:49,461 --> 00:02:51,128 - Hey! - Hi. 76 00:02:51,129 --> 00:02:53,130 - Hi. It's Cara? - Yeah. 77 00:02:53,131 --> 00:02:54,840 Yeah. Yeah. We-- We met, 78 00:02:54,841 --> 00:02:56,967 but, you know, briefly, at, um... 79 00:02:56,968 --> 00:02:58,844 - Frank's bar. - Frank's, yeah. Launch. 80 00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:00,179 - Oh, my God, yeah! - [Alex chuckles] 81 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:01,722 Yeah, you were being a dick that night. 82 00:03:01,723 --> 00:03:04,350 [Alex and Patrick chuckle uncomfortably] 83 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:07,019 Do-- Cara's Irish for "friend." 84 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:09,814 - Don't know if you know that. - What do you mean Irish? 85 00:03:09,815 --> 00:03:11,399 Uh, as in the Irish language. 86 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:12,817 Oh, right. 87 00:03:12,818 --> 00:03:14,694 So, like, English, but Irish. [chuckles] 88 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:18,197 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, like French, but Irish. 89 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:21,867 Like-- like Greek, but, you know, Irish. [chuckles] 90 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:24,245 - So-- - So, what are you doing in Clerkenwell? 91 00:03:24,246 --> 00:03:25,496 Where? 92 00:03:25,497 --> 00:03:26,789 Oh, yeah, here. 93 00:03:26,790 --> 00:03:29,375 Um, you know, that-- that new, uh, pizza place. 94 00:03:29,376 --> 00:03:30,669 Oh! Is that good? 95 00:03:31,670 --> 00:03:33,504 Yeah. [laughing] Yeah. 96 00:03:33,505 --> 00:03:35,840 Yeah, it is, it is. Uh, do you like pizza? 97 00:03:35,841 --> 00:03:38,551 - Yeah. - Yeah, if you like pizza, you'll love it. 98 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:40,178 Um, it's r-really good. 99 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:42,847 Really good pizza, actually. 100 00:03:42,848 --> 00:03:44,348 Great. 101 00:03:44,349 --> 00:03:47,519 Um, okay, so I will, um... 102 00:03:48,437 --> 00:03:50,104 I'll see you both, soon. 103 00:03:50,105 --> 00:03:51,439 - [Cara] Yeah. - I hope. Have great fun. 104 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:52,523 - [Cara] Bye. - Yeah. 105 00:03:52,524 --> 00:03:54,275 - [bike bell ringing] - Oh, shit! 106 00:03:54,276 --> 00:03:55,943 Um, I'm just gonna get my... 107 00:03:55,944 --> 00:03:57,237 - [car horn honking] - Oi. 108 00:03:58,530 --> 00:04:00,239 - Oi! - Hey. 109 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,991 - You alright? - Yeah, uh... 110 00:04:01,992 --> 00:04:03,951 - Did-- did you wanna see me? - Yeah, no, I was-- no, no, no. 111 00:04:03,952 --> 00:04:05,536 - No? - I was literally in the area. 112 00:04:05,537 --> 00:04:06,620 - For...? - For pizza. 113 00:04:06,621 --> 00:04:07,913 - Pizza. - Yeah, so all good. 114 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:09,039 - Honestly. - Right, okay. 115 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:10,041 - [chuckles] See ya. - Okay. 116 00:04:13,378 --> 00:04:14,545 [Cara] How do you know her? 117 00:04:14,546 --> 00:04:15,963 [Patrick] Oh, just an old friend. 118 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:17,423 Yeah, she's great. 119 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:18,633 [Alex sighs] 120 00:04:20,802 --> 00:04:22,220 [phone chimes] 121 00:04:24,306 --> 00:04:25,557 [groaning] 122 00:04:26,558 --> 00:04:28,142 - Shit! - [line ringing] 123 00:04:28,143 --> 00:04:29,394 - [Michael] Hello. - Oh, c... 124 00:04:30,562 --> 00:04:32,396 Hey! Sorry, that was my bum. 125 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:34,398 [Michael] Oh, what did she want? [chuckles] 126 00:04:34,399 --> 00:04:36,317 No, I didn't mean to-- Uh, no, that-- that was it. 127 00:04:36,318 --> 00:04:37,611 It was a mistake. 128 00:04:38,487 --> 00:04:40,822 [♪ theme music playing] 129 00:04:42,324 --> 00:04:44,576 ♪ Ah! ♪ 130 00:04:46,244 --> 00:04:47,787 I'm glad your bum called, though. 131 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:49,747 - [chuckles] - I've been thinking about you. 132 00:04:49,748 --> 00:04:50,998 That's nice. 133 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:52,750 Yeah, Sam said. 134 00:04:52,751 --> 00:04:55,253 - Um, do you have the, uh... - Oh, yeah, yeah. 135 00:04:57,923 --> 00:04:58,964 [glass squeaking] 136 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:00,299 [Alex laughs uncomfortably] 137 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,802 I wouldn't-- I wouldn't ask, but they're, um, 138 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:04,261 they're good first-date knickers. 139 00:05:04,262 --> 00:05:05,638 Oh yeah. 140 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:07,932 - They're very comfortable, too. - [laughing] 141 00:05:07,933 --> 00:05:10,184 How have you been? Uh, you look great. 142 00:05:10,185 --> 00:05:12,812 Yeah, I'm good, I'm very good. My mother died. 143 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:14,271 Oh, I'm sorry. 144 00:05:14,272 --> 00:05:15,941 That's-- God, she must have been... 145 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:19,610 Had a good innings. Uh, not that it's ever-- 146 00:05:19,611 --> 00:05:21,780 Yeah, she'd been around the block a few times, alright. 147 00:05:22,656 --> 00:05:24,990 But it's put some things into perspective, you know. 148 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:26,534 - You get one life. - Yeah. 149 00:05:26,535 --> 00:05:29,119 I mean, you knew that before she died, presumably. 150 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:31,497 Yeah, but it hits you when you're staring death in the face. 151 00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:34,542 - Yeah. - And her last words to me really stuck. 152 00:05:34,543 --> 00:05:37,128 "I'll be dead tomorrow, and so will you." 153 00:05:37,796 --> 00:05:39,129 - Jesus. - Yeah. 154 00:05:39,130 --> 00:05:41,757 She meant live every day like it's your last. 155 00:05:41,758 --> 00:05:43,968 - Did she? - [laughing] Yeah, of course. 156 00:05:43,969 --> 00:05:45,970 - You want another? - Oh, uh, no. 157 00:05:45,971 --> 00:05:48,305 - I-- I don't have much time. - Oh, come on. 158 00:05:48,306 --> 00:05:49,849 I mean, if I know your business, 159 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:51,976 you've already done a 12-hour day. 160 00:05:51,977 --> 00:05:53,811 Carpe what's left of the Diem. 161 00:05:53,812 --> 00:05:57,314 Relax a bit before you head home to be all things to your son. 162 00:05:57,315 --> 00:05:59,316 Uh, fancy a Mojito? 163 00:05:59,317 --> 00:06:00,985 - Pretend you're on holiday. - [chuckles] 164 00:06:00,986 --> 00:06:03,029 - Okay. [chuckles] - [chuckles, clicks tongue, snaps fingers] 165 00:06:05,156 --> 00:06:07,158 [phone ringing] 166 00:06:12,664 --> 00:06:14,249 [phone chimes] 167 00:06:22,173 --> 00:06:23,507 What? 168 00:06:23,508 --> 00:06:25,843 - [car horns honking] - [traffic droning] 169 00:06:25,844 --> 00:06:28,345 As you're retaining semen and your body 170 00:06:28,346 --> 00:06:30,014 continues to produce semen 171 00:06:30,015 --> 00:06:32,182 and starts to build an excess of semen, 172 00:06:32,183 --> 00:06:33,934 that semen has to go somewhere. 173 00:06:33,935 --> 00:06:37,521 So, what the body does, is it starts to recirculate 174 00:06:37,522 --> 00:06:39,899 all your best proteins, enzymes, and nutrients 175 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:41,817 - throughout your bloodstream... - [muffled] How was your shift? 176 00:06:41,818 --> 00:06:44,069 - ...which then repairs you at a biological... - That job will be good for you, 177 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:45,821 - I think, you know? - ...and therefore psychological level... 178 00:06:45,822 --> 00:06:47,740 - Drown out the noise. - ...to balance out your hormones. 179 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:49,783 - Your cocktails were lethal, by the way. - Your testosterone's going. 180 00:06:49,784 --> 00:06:51,785 They have more of a glow to them. 181 00:06:51,786 --> 00:06:53,537 - [door closes] - It's because you have all the-- 182 00:06:53,538 --> 00:06:55,707 - [video stopping] - What? 183 00:06:59,377 --> 00:07:00,795 [sighs] 184 00:07:04,132 --> 00:07:05,425 Alex, come here. 185 00:07:06,718 --> 00:07:09,136 Oh, death stare. You alright? 186 00:07:09,137 --> 00:07:11,430 Yeah. Dandy. 187 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:14,642 I've got a meeting with Marion Ottilie Chambers Bryce. 188 00:07:14,643 --> 00:07:17,728 Is that two first names or three last names? 189 00:07:17,729 --> 00:07:19,104 She's chair of the Women's Lit Awards. 190 00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:20,898 I'm gonna try and get her to consider Charlotte 191 00:07:20,899 --> 00:07:23,984 for a Lifetime Achievement, keep Livid happy. 192 00:07:23,985 --> 00:07:26,946 Uh, my dad used to design her dad's book covers. 193 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:29,907 We found their office cocaine when we were teenagers, 194 00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:31,909 in a box of whips under a chiffonier. 195 00:07:31,910 --> 00:07:33,619 I don't know what that is. 196 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:34,745 It's a sideboard. 197 00:07:34,746 --> 00:07:36,288 Stop pretending not to be middle class. 198 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:37,748 Any joy getting hold of Malcolm? 199 00:07:37,749 --> 00:07:39,333 No, he's on his dopey book tour. 200 00:07:39,334 --> 00:07:41,335 - I keep getting his out of office. - Just stay on it. 201 00:07:41,336 --> 00:07:43,754 Maybe suggest taking him to dinner. 202 00:07:43,755 --> 00:07:45,422 - You wanna watch him eat? Ugh. - [knocking] 203 00:07:45,423 --> 00:07:47,007 Uh, Rachel Lash is here. 204 00:07:47,008 --> 00:07:48,801 Shall I offer her a muffin from Waitrose? 205 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:50,302 We've just got Waitrose muffins. 206 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:51,595 Just pop her in the meeting room. 207 00:07:51,596 --> 00:07:52,639 Thanks. 208 00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:54,932 - Why is he still here? - Ooh. 209 00:07:54,933 --> 00:07:56,350 - What? - Um... 210 00:07:56,351 --> 00:07:57,602 Nothing. Nothing. 211 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:01,313 The next intern fell through so we had to extend. 212 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:02,940 Ugh, Christ. 213 00:08:02,941 --> 00:08:04,358 Who's Rachel Lash? 214 00:08:04,359 --> 00:08:05,943 Oh, the psychologist. She's got a column 215 00:08:05,944 --> 00:08:07,236 in the Times, everyone's after her. 216 00:08:07,237 --> 00:08:09,613 Okay, I'll pop by and say hello, shall I? 217 00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:11,615 Just shower a bit of gold dust. 218 00:08:11,616 --> 00:08:13,117 Yeah, but if you don't know her, there's-- 219 00:08:13,118 --> 00:08:14,369 No, I do know her. 220 00:08:15,537 --> 00:08:16,954 Okay. 221 00:08:16,955 --> 00:08:18,498 [softly] You don't know her. 222 00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:22,794 [whispering] Rachel. Rachel Lash. 223 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:27,297 [Alex] I can't remember when I was as excited by a book. 224 00:08:27,298 --> 00:08:29,466 Like, what got-- What got you into this whole area? 225 00:08:29,467 --> 00:08:31,010 Actually, I was doing my column 226 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:33,053 on the decline in sperm count for middle-aged men. 227 00:08:33,054 --> 00:08:34,513 Oh, skinny jeans, right? 228 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:36,098 - Partly to blame. - [laughing] 229 00:08:36,099 --> 00:08:37,474 Maybe we get to ban them. 230 00:08:37,475 --> 00:08:39,226 A lot of men reached out full of anxiety 231 00:08:39,227 --> 00:08:40,853 about their biological clocks 232 00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:43,230 and this very new male situation of having it all. 233 00:08:43,231 --> 00:08:45,315 Yeah. Yeah, what-- What-- What is that? 234 00:08:45,316 --> 00:08:47,484 And so, I was seeing this guy. 235 00:08:47,485 --> 00:08:50,487 We-- we just broke up and he's with someone else now... 236 00:08:50,488 --> 00:08:52,614 - [knocking] - ...who's completely wrong for him, 237 00:08:52,615 --> 00:08:55,075 just to, I can only assume, have a baby. 238 00:08:55,076 --> 00:08:58,537 - You know, he's like 47 and... - Rachel, such a pleasure. 239 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:01,665 ...she's gotta be, like, 26 or something. 240 00:09:01,666 --> 00:09:03,834 You know, and thick. Like, Middlemarch thick. 241 00:09:03,835 --> 00:09:05,669 - I mean, what do they even talk about? - Alex? 242 00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:07,337 Sorry. Rachel, this is Sam Laville. 243 00:09:07,338 --> 00:09:09,006 Sam, it's Rachel Lash. 244 00:09:09,007 --> 00:09:10,549 I know. Big fan. 245 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:12,926 - [Sam and Alex chuckle] - [Alex] It's tough, isn't it? 246 00:09:12,927 --> 00:09:15,054 I mean, men seem to want everything and they give so little. 247 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:16,681 I only have an hour. 248 00:09:18,433 --> 00:09:19,434 [sighs] 249 00:09:20,852 --> 00:09:21,894 [door slams shut] 250 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:23,104 [phone chimes] 251 00:09:27,358 --> 00:09:29,193 - [door opens] - [Sam] Please don't use your work meetings 252 00:09:29,194 --> 00:09:31,278 as therapy sessions. It's not fair. 253 00:09:31,279 --> 00:09:33,113 - What? - You get to fuck up and just go home. 254 00:09:33,114 --> 00:09:35,282 - You didn't even know who she was an hour ago. - [Sam] I absolutely did 255 00:09:35,283 --> 00:09:36,533 - know who she was! - [Alex] No, you didn't. 256 00:09:36,534 --> 00:09:37,659 And I don't know why you can't just let me 257 00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:38,911 meet a client without busting in on me. 258 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:40,037 [Sam] You already lost us one bestseller. 259 00:09:40,038 --> 00:09:41,371 - [Alex] What?! - [Sam] Yes! 260 00:09:41,372 --> 00:09:43,457 Also, I don't just go home. I fucking wake up 261 00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:45,751 - thinking about this job. - Yeah, but it's not your name on the door, is it? 262 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:47,087 Why'd you tell Patrick about Lars? 263 00:09:48,213 --> 00:09:49,922 - What? - Well, he thought that meant we were done, 264 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,715 and now he's back with fucking Cara, so-- 265 00:09:51,716 --> 00:09:54,593 I heard about Cara, and then I told him about Lars. 266 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,763 It was a "Fuck you, she's having a great time anyway." 267 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,389 And Patrick will never know what he wants. 268 00:09:59,390 --> 00:10:02,560 He's a man-child. Save yourself. 269 00:10:06,064 --> 00:10:07,273 [doorbell ringing] 270 00:10:09,651 --> 00:10:11,401 Hey! [laughing] 271 00:10:11,402 --> 00:10:13,612 - Do you like carbonara? - [groaning] 272 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:14,905 - Oh. - I'm joking. 273 00:10:14,906 --> 00:10:16,907 Love anything cooked for me. Big fan. 274 00:10:16,908 --> 00:10:19,076 - [chuckles] - Come in. [chuckles] 275 00:10:19,077 --> 00:10:20,327 I mean, I love Sam. 276 00:10:20,328 --> 00:10:21,745 She threw me a bone with the job, 277 00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:23,247 you know, she really did. I owe her. 278 00:10:23,248 --> 00:10:25,249 I mean, I fucked up the meeting, you know. 279 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:26,667 - How'd you do that? - [scoffs] 280 00:10:26,668 --> 00:10:28,253 It's just, I was preoccupied with... 281 00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:31,798 Doesn't matter but, like, you know, the thing is... 282 00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:34,258 she doesn't trust me, not really. 283 00:10:34,259 --> 00:10:36,301 And now, she's got a reason to not trust me. 284 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:38,345 And I-- like, I've got great instincts. 285 00:10:38,346 --> 00:10:40,681 But I don't-- I don't know how to give her what she wants 286 00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:42,141 and get what I want. 287 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,976 Like, how do I get what I want? 288 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,644 She doesn't give a fuck what I want, by the way. 289 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,980 Maybe you shouldn't be thinking you owe her. 290 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:50,607 That's the wrong dynamic. She needs you. 291 00:10:50,608 --> 00:10:52,317 She'd never say it, but she does. 292 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:53,610 Just be honest with her. 293 00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:55,112 Otherwise, you might find yourself 294 00:10:55,113 --> 00:10:56,823 at your mother's deathbed questioning your life choices. 295 00:10:57,824 --> 00:11:00,785 - You wanna try this? - Uh, yeah. Mm. 296 00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:08,333 Oh, wow. 297 00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:09,626 You're talented. 298 00:11:09,627 --> 00:11:11,128 - [chuckles] - Yeah, that's gorgeous. 299 00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:13,964 - You're gorgeous. - [laughing] Oh, God, no. 300 00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:16,341 - I stink of garlic now. - Oh, there's no garlic in it. 301 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:17,843 Oh, really? Well, something. 302 00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:19,803 What kind of herbs are you using there? 303 00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:21,639 Is that-- Is that thyme, or... 304 00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:24,224 What is that? 305 00:11:24,225 --> 00:11:26,226 Your mother's gonna hate me for saying this, 306 00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:27,728 but my son dropped out of uni, 307 00:11:27,729 --> 00:11:29,062 and it was the best thing he ever did. 308 00:11:29,063 --> 00:11:30,647 - Oh. - What's he do now? 309 00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:32,191 - Ruari's going back to uni. - He set up 310 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:35,360 this investment business with a finance guy from NY. 311 00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:37,571 I mean, he's very happy. 312 00:11:37,572 --> 00:11:39,156 - What are you interested in? - Comedy. 313 00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:40,490 He's got a job at a bar. 314 00:11:40,491 --> 00:11:42,534 I have a friend who's a stand-up. 315 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:44,995 He's depressed and broke. 316 00:11:44,996 --> 00:11:46,747 But he does get a lot of pussy. 317 00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:47,749 [Michael chuckles] 318 00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:50,418 - Sorry. - It's important to, uh... 319 00:11:52,003 --> 00:11:53,421 keep all your options open. 320 00:11:55,173 --> 00:11:57,841 - Yeah. - Um, this is delicious, Michael. 321 00:11:57,842 --> 00:11:59,177 [Ruari] Yeah, it's good. 322 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,429 [Michael] Ruari's a good kid. 323 00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:04,389 I mean, I know you're worried, but you're doing fine. 324 00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:06,266 Aw. Well, it was great having you there. 325 00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:07,268 Well... 326 00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:09,937 I'm good at that kind of thing. 327 00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:11,605 I mean, I'm good at lots of things. 328 00:12:11,606 --> 00:12:12,856 - [laughing] - But, uh, 329 00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:15,525 family, I'm really good at. 330 00:12:15,526 --> 00:12:18,487 - Well, thank you. - You don't have to thank me. 331 00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:20,864 My mother is dead, my children are raised. 332 00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:24,202 I have time and I'd like to spend it with you. 333 00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:26,120 Lean on me. 334 00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:28,455 [sighs] 335 00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:30,458 - Mm. - Mm. 336 00:12:32,043 --> 00:12:33,044 [kiss smacking] 337 00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:35,797 Mm. 338 00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:38,424 - [both chuckle] - Oh. 339 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:40,593 [sighs] 340 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:47,224 - [Michael moans] - Uh... 341 00:12:47,225 --> 00:12:49,434 Oh, um, is it okay-- sorry. 342 00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:51,311 Is it, um-- Let me just-- 343 00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:54,231 Can we just take it a bit slower? [chuckles] 344 00:12:54,232 --> 00:12:55,983 I know that sounds ridiculous 'cause you've seen 345 00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:57,985 my vagina up close, but I just-- 346 00:12:57,986 --> 00:13:01,738 I think this could be good. You know? Mature. 347 00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:03,282 And I'm not just saying that because you're mature. 348 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:06,661 "Start slow to move fast," my mother used to say. 349 00:13:08,079 --> 00:13:12,082 Yeah. I mean, that-- Yeah. Let's, um-- 350 00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:15,086 - [chuckles] - Uh... [chuckles nervously] 351 00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:20,717 - Aw. - Oh, and don't worry about Sam. 352 00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:24,304 You'll find a way to keep her happy and do your thing. 353 00:13:25,179 --> 00:13:27,347 You're a woman, goddammit. 354 00:13:27,348 --> 00:13:28,933 [chuckles] 355 00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:37,191 [shudders softly] 356 00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:40,528 [♪ soft, upbeat music playing] 357 00:13:41,612 --> 00:13:43,030 [Ruari grunting softly] 358 00:13:43,031 --> 00:13:45,450 Can I leave a message for Rachel Lash, please? 359 00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:48,161 - What's wrong? - Nothing. Nothing. 360 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,789 Uh, yeah, just tell her, um, Alex Shaw called. 361 00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:55,167 I'm-- I'm gonna send her an invite to a book event. 362 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,626 It's this afternoon. 363 00:13:56,627 --> 00:13:57,628 Thank you. 364 00:13:58,629 --> 00:14:00,339 - Is there something wrong with your testicles? - No! 365 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:02,216 - No, Mum. No. - [Alex] Sorry. 366 00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:04,968 This is fun, isn't it? 367 00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:06,720 Heading to our jobs together. 368 00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:08,514 Have a great day at work, dear. 369 00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:12,476 [air brakes hissing] 370 00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:14,145 I... love you. 371 00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:17,565 [knocking] 372 00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:21,986 - [bus doors closing] - Asshole. 373 00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:30,161 [Alex] Hey. 374 00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:34,414 [Rachel] I'm surprised you're a fan. 375 00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:37,752 Oh, well. I mean, let's just say I'm fascinated. 376 00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:41,421 And, uh, you know, I thought, Rachel Lash 377 00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:43,173 has just written about men who work 378 00:14:43,174 --> 00:14:46,009 in female-dominated industries, so I thought, you know, 379 00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:48,845 - it might spark an idea for a column. - [cheering and applause] 380 00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:50,556 Oh, there he is. 381 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:56,353 But actually, I-- I just wanted to say sorry 382 00:14:56,354 --> 00:14:58,146 about our meeting last week. 383 00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:01,525 You know, I was obsessing about another failed relationship 384 00:15:01,526 --> 00:15:05,404 and the state of my far-from-ideal sixth decade. 385 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:09,074 - But, uh... - "Maskiel climaxed lustily 386 00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:12,202 "and with a long doleful cry. 387 00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:14,455 "Goblin seed was gold... 388 00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:17,542 "and soon the sheets were sparkling. 389 00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:21,211 "Deanna lay back and almost bathed in it. 390 00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:23,880 Morning came too soon." 391 00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:26,633 [snapping and applause] 392 00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:29,052 Most romantasy writers use a pen name. 393 00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:32,431 Malcolm is one of the brave few who's out. 394 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:36,143 Mm. And yet, I feel he'd make a wonderful Susan. 395 00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:37,727 [both laughing softly] 396 00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:39,230 [Malcolm] ...or a Deanna in their lives. 397 00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:44,734 She couldn't keep away. How wonderful to see you. 398 00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:45,987 Great talk. 399 00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:50,740 Um, I noticed you, uh, slightly evaded the question 400 00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:52,909 about your follow-up book. How's it going? 401 00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:54,619 It's going masterfully. 402 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:56,830 [Alex] Second books are my specialty. 403 00:15:56,831 --> 00:15:58,415 You know, I know how to take a small idea 404 00:15:58,416 --> 00:15:59,749 and turn it into many. 405 00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:02,002 I don't do small ideas. 406 00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:04,629 Of course. How long's the-- the book tour? 407 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,798 I thought maybe we could get dinner 408 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,134 or something when you're done. 409 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,094 What's in it for me? 410 00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:12,597 Free steak? [laughing] 411 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:18,186 Fawning compliments, tail between legs? 412 00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:23,524 Make it lunch. Le Petit Veau. 413 00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:26,277 Okay. Oh. [chuckles] 414 00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:30,156 Oh. [laughing] 415 00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:33,116 - DM me. - I will. 416 00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:35,119 [people chattering] 417 00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:38,789 [people chattering] 418 00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:42,459 [Alex] She loves me now. 419 00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:45,170 Michael, look. She's-- She's texted me twice. 420 00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:47,130 - Oh. [laughing] - Isn't that good? 421 00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:50,133 - Frank, how's he getting on? - Oh, he's a natural. 422 00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:52,344 The place is gonna be in great hands when we go to Ibiza. 423 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,971 You going to Ibiza? Love Ibiza. 424 00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:56,973 Yeah, our 10th wedding anniversary, baby. 425 00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:59,059 - [Michael chuckles] - Oh, you wait till you see the villa that I've booked. 426 00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:00,685 Oh, rock and roll. 427 00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:02,480 Apparently, Billy Joel died there. 428 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,190 Billy Joel is still alive. 429 00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:06,650 Someone definitely died there. 430 00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:09,528 Ruari, Ruari, come on now. Thank you. Okay. 431 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,530 These will blow your heads off. 432 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:12,698 [Alex] Thank you, honey. 433 00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:15,200 - He likes you. - Yeah? 434 00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:16,660 Yeah. I straight up asked him, 435 00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:18,995 and he said... [grunting] 436 00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:20,872 - Wow. - [both laughing] 437 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:23,000 - [♪ muffled dance music playing] - [Alex] Aw! 438 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,712 - Just like in the movies. - [both laughing] 439 00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:31,174 Why don't you come to mine on Sunday, 440 00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:34,512 we can have a sauna, get hot together. 441 00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:37,348 Or... 442 00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:39,517 you could come to mine? 443 00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:42,519 - I'll cook for you. - Oh. 444 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:43,896 Return all the favors. 445 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,775 - [bus rumbling] - Oh, there's a bus! 446 00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:50,777 - There's a bus! Let's go, let's catch it. - Really? 447 00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:52,238 - Okay. - Front seat, get the front seat. 448 00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:54,781 [Alex chuckles] Whoo! 449 00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:57,451 [♪ dance music playing] 450 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:03,082 [phone ringing] 451 00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:07,711 - Hey. - [Sam] I just saw "lunch with Malcolm" 452 00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:09,129 go in the diary. 453 00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:10,964 - [Alex] Yeah. - [whispering] I got the horn. 454 00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:13,758 [Alex] And I signed Rachel. Nearly. 455 00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,385 I was gonna tell you Monday, but then you decided 456 00:18:15,386 --> 00:18:16,928 to work-call me on a Sunday. 457 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,888 Yeah, glad I did. 458 00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:21,057 Enjoy lunch. You cooking? 459 00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:22,851 [Alex] Yeah, I've got Michael and the family coming over. 460 00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:25,770 - [Sam] Ooh, what are you making? - Uh, uh, well, barbecued prawns, 461 00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:29,107 and then a ham and a white sauce. 462 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,734 [Sam] A what sauce? 463 00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:32,569 A white sauce. My mum used to make it. 464 00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:34,279 Mm, sounds flavorful. 465 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,781 - Okay, well, that was it. - [Alex] Wait. 466 00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,825 - I want you to trust me more, Sam. - [Sam] What? 467 00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:41,077 I do trust you, you moron. 468 00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:43,163 No, but, I mean, like, I want autonomy. 469 00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:45,582 I wanna feel like you trust that I-- I know what I'm doing. 470 00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,168 - [knife thuds] - I wanna be your partner. 471 00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:50,503 - [Frank] Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. - [game playing on tablet] 472 00:18:50,504 --> 00:18:52,088 [Alex] Hello, did you hear me? 473 00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:55,008 [softly] You are such a cheeky bitch. 474 00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:57,594 - [Alex] Why? - You lose us a big client-- 475 00:18:57,595 --> 00:18:59,471 [Alex] Oh, I'm-- I'm gonna get you Malcolm back. 476 00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:01,264 Against all my vagina's instincts, I'm-- 477 00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:02,932 [Sam] Manage to salvage a meeting 478 00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:05,477 that you fucked up in the first place, 479 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:07,312 and now you think you deserve to be partner 480 00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:10,482 in a business I spent 30 years hard graft building? 481 00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:11,942 The caucasity! 482 00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:14,110 Well, junior partner? 483 00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:15,780 Enjoy your white sauce. 484 00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:23,078 - [phone thuds] - [doorbell rings] 485 00:19:23,079 --> 00:19:24,829 - [Alex] Oh, that goes... - [Maggie] Thank you, darling. 486 00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:26,581 - [Delly] Okay, ready to go? - Oh, is-- is this the brake here? 487 00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:28,500 - Lift it up? - [Delly] Yeah, yeah, yeah, just lift it up with your foot. 488 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,710 [Alex] Oh, okay, yeah. Got it. 489 00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:31,795 Okay. 490 00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:33,713 Hey! Hi. [chuckles] 491 00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:34,840 [chuckles] Hi. 492 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,635 Do you always bring family on your dates? 493 00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:41,137 [laughing] I can't believe I didn't tell you. 494 00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:43,348 But, uh, short answer, no. 495 00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:46,810 Hey, everyone, this is, uh, this is Michael. 496 00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:48,853 Michael, this is my sister, Delly. 497 00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:50,730 - Hello, Michael. - [Alex] Uh, Wally. 498 00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:51,981 - Maggie. - Hello, Michael. 499 00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:53,316 - Where's the-- where's the baby? - Hello, Michael. 500 00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:54,943 Sleeping. Do not approach the vehicle. 501 00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:58,071 I feel like royalty wheeling around in this thing. 502 00:19:58,072 --> 00:19:59,489 Show 'em your wave. 503 00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:01,908 [laughter] 504 00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:03,827 Okay, the pills, 505 00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:05,537 house key, spare glucometer for Mum, 506 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:08,665 extra dressing if her toe starts to... seep. 507 00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:09,874 And, uh, Dad's iPad's in here. 508 00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,084 His glasses are in his coat pocket. 509 00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:12,877 They are labeled "glasses." 510 00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:14,546 - Make sure he brings them home. - Okay. 511 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:15,922 You sure you don't wanna stay? 512 00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:17,675 I was sure, but now I don't know. 513 00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:21,512 [♪ snappy music playing] 514 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,347 [chuckles] 515 00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:28,184 ♪ Shoo-be-doo, shoo-be-doo, ba, ba ♪ 516 00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:29,853 [Wally] Call me a lift. 517 00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:31,104 [Alex] You alright there, honey? 518 00:20:31,105 --> 00:20:32,939 - Easy going. - There you go. 519 00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,274 - Are you in? - [Maggie] Yes, I'm in. 520 00:20:34,275 --> 00:20:35,692 - Yes, I'm in. - Oh, could you fold it up? 521 00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:37,277 - 'Cause I-- I'm not sure if there's enough room. - Oh. 522 00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:39,237 Oh! Get the next one. Get the next one. 523 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,531 - Poor Michael. - He's fine. 524 00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:43,617 [line ringing] 525 00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:47,370 [Lorcan] Leave a message and I'll get back to you. 526 00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:49,122 Vrillok en'ten, zhaar en'ku. 527 00:20:49,123 --> 00:20:51,249 - [sighs] - [phone beeps] 528 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,710 Hi, Dad. Um, it's Ruari. 529 00:20:53,711 --> 00:20:55,378 Hope rehearsals are going well. 530 00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:58,548 Uh, could you just give me a call when you get this? 531 00:20:58,549 --> 00:21:01,301 I've got this sort of weird pain in, um-- 532 00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:02,844 - [Alex] Ruari! - [Wally] Where's the big man? Ruari! 533 00:21:02,845 --> 00:21:04,554 - [Maggie] It's really warm in here. - Yeah? 534 00:21:04,555 --> 00:21:07,223 - No hands. - [Maggie] You're just showing off now, Wally. 535 00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:09,434 [Alex] And, yeah, I just-- I told her I wanted to be partner. 536 00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:11,728 It just-- just came out. [chuckles] 537 00:21:11,729 --> 00:21:13,062 You'd have been proud of me, though. 538 00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:16,065 I was very, you know, cunty. 539 00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:18,067 - [laughing] - [Wally] It's frozen, Michael. 540 00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:19,611 - Oh, there we go. - You've broken it. 541 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,988 - I didn't do anything. - Huh. 542 00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:23,740 [Wally] Ah, you should try this later, yeah? 543 00:21:23,741 --> 00:21:25,033 - I'm not getting up ever. - There you go. 544 00:21:25,034 --> 00:21:26,659 It could really benefit your golf game, Maggie. 545 00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:27,994 Never too old to try something new. 546 00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:29,829 - That's bollocks. - [chuckles] Brilliant. 547 00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:31,790 So, these bad boys are for you guys. 548 00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:33,416 - Okay. - Halloumi's for me. 549 00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:35,460 Want me to marinate it for you, Lockjaw Linda? 550 00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:37,463 [laughing] 551 00:21:38,756 --> 00:21:40,507 - [phone ringing] - [Alex] Oh, "Lockjaw Linda." 552 00:21:40,508 --> 00:21:41,925 - Oh, my phone. - [Wally] I'm in control. 553 00:21:41,926 --> 00:21:43,176 - You alright? - Yeah. I guess, darling. 554 00:21:43,177 --> 00:21:44,511 - [Wally] Look, I can stand now. - [Maggie] Stop. 555 00:21:44,512 --> 00:21:46,262 No, you're going to wreck your knees. 556 00:21:46,263 --> 00:21:47,931 - That's what's going to happen. - [Wally] No, I'm not. No, I'm not. 557 00:21:47,932 --> 00:21:49,350 [grill sizzling] 558 00:21:51,101 --> 00:21:53,603 When did you acquire this particular fetish? 559 00:21:53,604 --> 00:21:54,854 So mature. 560 00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:57,774 He's lived. He's raised successful adults. 561 00:21:57,775 --> 00:21:59,359 He marinates halloumi. 562 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:00,777 [over phone] He helps me steer Ruari. 563 00:22:00,778 --> 00:22:02,612 Yeah, and he lends you his bus pass. 564 00:22:02,613 --> 00:22:04,948 I'm gonna find you and I'm gonna wake your baby. 565 00:22:04,949 --> 00:22:08,035 - [Delly] How's the sex? - The sex is... 566 00:22:08,786 --> 00:22:10,245 Well, look, when you think about it, 567 00:22:10,246 --> 00:22:11,871 I haven't had much sex the last five years anyway. 568 00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:13,790 - Oh, Jesus, Alex. - [Alex] What? 569 00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:15,917 Listen, sex is dangerous. 570 00:22:15,918 --> 00:22:17,877 Look where great sex with Patrick got me. 571 00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:20,380 This is just fast-tracking the relationship, 572 00:22:20,381 --> 00:22:22,298 you know, past the honeymoon period, 573 00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:23,675 straight into the sexless marriage. 574 00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:26,886 Okay, well, we'll see you when you wake up. 575 00:22:26,887 --> 00:22:29,180 Oh, go wash your hair. It smells. 576 00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:30,932 [baby babbling] 577 00:22:30,933 --> 00:22:32,642 - [Ruari] Can I talk to you? - [Michael] Yeah, sure. 578 00:22:32,643 --> 00:22:33,644 Cool. 579 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:38,357 So, it's like someone's got a vice grip on my balls. 580 00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:42,026 - I mean, do you think I'm dying? - What? 581 00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:44,112 No, look-- I've really gotta watch these prawns. They cook very-- 582 00:22:44,113 --> 00:22:46,824 You know, I feel, like, dizzy and full of anger. 583 00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:49,158 Did your son ever have that? 584 00:22:49,159 --> 00:22:50,994 I don't know, Ruari. 585 00:22:50,995 --> 00:22:52,871 Maybe you should talk to a doctor. 586 00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:54,664 I've been practicing the art of restraint recently, 587 00:22:54,665 --> 00:22:57,667 and like, semen retention, um, because that's-- 588 00:22:57,668 --> 00:22:59,502 Restraint? Wait, you mean, you're-- 589 00:22:59,503 --> 00:23:00,920 - you're not masturbating? - No. 590 00:23:00,921 --> 00:23:03,507 Ruari, I think you really need to talk to someone. 591 00:23:04,341 --> 00:23:06,217 - Well, I am. - Uh, not me. 592 00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:07,428 Not now. 593 00:23:08,596 --> 00:23:10,555 But crack one off, is my advice. 594 00:23:10,556 --> 00:23:12,515 - Okay. - I mean, it's one of life's great pleasures. 595 00:23:12,516 --> 00:23:14,225 - Okay. - Yeah. 596 00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:16,019 Cool. Can I get your number? 597 00:23:16,020 --> 00:23:17,729 - [chuckles] Yeah. - Be great to keep talking, though. 598 00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:20,231 Dad's not around and Mum's fucking bonkers, so, um... 599 00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:22,025 - [chuckles] Yeah. - What's your last name? 600 00:23:22,026 --> 00:23:24,612 - Um... - Actually, I'll just put you in as "Michael Mum." 601 00:23:25,613 --> 00:23:27,697 Hey. What are you guys yakking about? 602 00:23:27,698 --> 00:23:28,866 Just leaving, see ya. 603 00:23:31,535 --> 00:23:32,953 I'm really worried about him. 604 00:23:34,163 --> 00:23:35,872 Maybe you can find out what's up later? 605 00:23:35,873 --> 00:23:37,874 - Yeah. - [Wally] It's frozen again, Michael! 606 00:23:37,875 --> 00:23:39,459 Oh, you're wanted. 607 00:23:39,460 --> 00:23:41,879 [bike alarm blaring] 608 00:23:43,213 --> 00:23:44,756 [dishes clinking] 609 00:23:44,757 --> 00:23:47,425 Oh, hey, do you wanna come to, uh, Ibiza with me? 610 00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:49,469 I've already been to Ibiza. 611 00:23:49,470 --> 00:23:51,054 It doesn't matter if you've already been to Ibiza. 612 00:23:51,055 --> 00:23:52,639 That's not how holidays work. 613 00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:55,392 I don't wanna go because I think we should end things here. 614 00:23:57,811 --> 00:23:58,895 What? 615 00:23:58,896 --> 00:24:00,730 What-- w-why? 616 00:24:00,731 --> 00:24:03,066 - Okay, forget Ibiza. - I don't know what this is. 617 00:24:03,067 --> 00:24:05,068 I mean, honestly, what is it? 618 00:24:05,069 --> 00:24:07,738 We're never alone. We don't even have sex. 619 00:24:08,572 --> 00:24:10,073 Intimacy is sex, it's-- 620 00:24:10,074 --> 00:24:11,491 No, it's fucking not. 621 00:24:11,492 --> 00:24:12,909 I told you I wanted to go slow, I-- 622 00:24:12,910 --> 00:24:15,370 Alex, darling, there's slow and there's dead slow, 623 00:24:15,371 --> 00:24:17,580 and I'll be dead by the time we get around to it. 624 00:24:17,581 --> 00:24:21,000 I need sensuality in my life. 625 00:24:21,001 --> 00:24:23,419 I have a limited amount of time left, 626 00:24:23,420 --> 00:24:26,297 and I don't want to be just someone who's relied on. 627 00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:28,341 You told me to rely on you. 628 00:24:28,342 --> 00:24:31,469 You literally said, "Lean on me." 629 00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:33,429 I didn't mean this hard. 630 00:24:33,430 --> 00:24:36,349 Uh, we want different things. I mean, I-- I wanna be free-- 631 00:24:36,350 --> 00:24:39,435 - So do I! - Well, I'm sorry to break it to you, 632 00:24:39,436 --> 00:24:40,688 but you're not. 633 00:24:43,273 --> 00:24:44,816 Okay. 634 00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:46,526 Fine, yeah. Go live your one life. 635 00:24:46,527 --> 00:24:47,860 - [laughing] - Okay? 636 00:24:47,861 --> 00:24:49,445 Oh, and by the way, 637 00:24:49,446 --> 00:24:51,781 "I'll be dead tomorrow and so will you" 638 00:24:51,782 --> 00:24:54,951 is a fucking weird thing to say to your son 639 00:24:54,952 --> 00:24:57,036 - on your deathbed. - You need counseling. 640 00:24:57,037 --> 00:24:58,330 - You-- What? - [door slams shut] 641 00:24:59,123 --> 00:25:00,206 [exhales sharply] 642 00:25:00,207 --> 00:25:02,126 [people chattering] 643 00:25:05,337 --> 00:25:07,047 - [Ruari] Bridget. - [Teddy] Oh, man. 644 00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:10,717 Sorry. Uh, Bridget. 645 00:25:10,718 --> 00:25:12,010 - Bridget. - Hi. 646 00:25:12,011 --> 00:25:14,178 Can I just speak to you for a second? Bridget? 647 00:25:14,179 --> 00:25:15,513 - Yeah? - You get my text? 648 00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:17,807 - Um... - Could you just tell Mia, 649 00:25:17,808 --> 00:25:20,560 and tell everyone, um, that what happened, and tell 'em 650 00:25:20,561 --> 00:25:23,062 - we were both into it-- - I want this to go away as much as you. 651 00:25:23,063 --> 00:25:26,691 Please. I don't wanna be the pervert, 652 00:25:26,692 --> 00:25:28,026 hands-down-the-pants guy. 653 00:25:28,027 --> 00:25:29,652 I don't wanna be the hands-down-the-pants girl! 654 00:25:29,653 --> 00:25:31,320 Look, let's just leave her alone. Come on, Bridget. 655 00:25:31,321 --> 00:25:33,239 - Why are you involving yourself in this? - Don't speak to me. 656 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:35,825 I'll speak to you if I want! Why are you being a fucking bitch? 657 00:25:35,826 --> 00:25:37,326 Why you calling girls bitches? 658 00:25:37,327 --> 00:25:39,078 Why don't you go make some more drinks? 659 00:25:39,079 --> 00:25:40,538 [friends chattering and laughing] 660 00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:42,415 [Mia] Oh my-- Hey, dude! 661 00:25:42,416 --> 00:25:43,666 - Come on. - [Mia] Fight! 662 00:25:43,667 --> 00:25:45,001 - [Frank] Ruari. Ruari. - [Bridget] Stop! 663 00:25:45,002 --> 00:25:46,210 - [punch thuds] - [crowd gasps] 664 00:25:46,211 --> 00:25:47,587 [Frank] Shit, was that my fault? 665 00:25:47,588 --> 00:25:49,005 - [Teddy laughing] - What are you filming it for? 666 00:25:49,006 --> 00:25:50,506 - Stop filming! - Get the fuck out of my face. 667 00:25:50,507 --> 00:25:52,341 - Are you fucking kidding me? - [Frank] You okay? 668 00:25:52,342 --> 00:25:53,844 - Ruari, you alright? - Yeah. 669 00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:56,597 ♪ This is not how I woke up but it's how I look now ♪ 670 00:25:58,182 --> 00:25:59,515 [Alex] It'll die down. 671 00:25:59,516 --> 00:26:01,727 Okay? It'll-- It'll pass. 672 00:26:02,853 --> 00:26:04,604 Look, there was this guy at my uni, 673 00:26:04,605 --> 00:26:07,607 and on his second night, he shat all over the corridor 674 00:26:07,608 --> 00:26:08,941 when he was drunk. 675 00:26:08,942 --> 00:26:10,568 And everyone was fucking mortified for him, 676 00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:12,528 but he just-- he just cleaned it up 677 00:26:12,529 --> 00:26:14,363 and kept going to class. And then after a while, 678 00:26:14,364 --> 00:26:16,032 everyone forgot about it. 679 00:26:16,033 --> 00:26:18,576 Shit doesn't stick. 680 00:26:18,577 --> 00:26:22,039 It dries and-- and then you can just brush it off. 681 00:26:23,957 --> 00:26:25,333 I hate being a man. 682 00:26:25,334 --> 00:26:26,876 Oh, Ruari, please don't say that. 683 00:26:26,877 --> 00:26:29,212 You have to be strong, but not too strong, 684 00:26:29,213 --> 00:26:30,963 'cause then you're an alpha. 685 00:26:30,964 --> 00:26:32,548 And if you're an alpha, you're toxic. 686 00:26:32,549 --> 00:26:36,135 And if you're toxic, just, girls fucking hate you. 687 00:26:36,136 --> 00:26:37,720 But if we try and express our feelings, 688 00:26:37,721 --> 00:26:39,347 we're weak and needy. 689 00:26:39,348 --> 00:26:42,267 If you send flowers to a girl, we're just love-bombing her. 690 00:26:43,393 --> 00:26:45,771 If we can't get it up, then we're broken. 691 00:26:47,397 --> 00:26:48,899 It'll get easier. 692 00:26:49,858 --> 00:26:50,901 Promise. 693 00:26:52,402 --> 00:26:54,070 Do you want to come to Ibiza? 694 00:26:54,071 --> 00:26:55,780 Why aren't you going with Michael? 695 00:26:55,781 --> 00:26:57,907 [scoffs] Michael dumped me. 696 00:26:57,908 --> 00:26:59,575 [laughing] 697 00:26:59,576 --> 00:27:01,161 Oh. Shit. Really? 698 00:27:01,912 --> 00:27:03,579 ♪ Inside every man ♪ 699 00:27:03,580 --> 00:27:06,082 I can still call him though, right? 700 00:27:06,083 --> 00:27:08,252 ♪ Lives the seed of a flower ♪ 701 00:27:08,919 --> 00:27:09,961 Yeah. 702 00:27:09,962 --> 00:27:11,838 ♪ If he looks within... ♪ 703 00:27:11,839 --> 00:27:14,090 Yeah. Yeah, course you can. 704 00:27:14,091 --> 00:27:15,259 - Right. - Yeah. 705 00:27:16,593 --> 00:27:19,095 I sent him five texts, he didn't reply to any of them. 706 00:27:19,096 --> 00:27:21,305 - Five texts? - You think I should just call him? 707 00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:22,765 - I would give him a call. - Yeah. 708 00:27:22,766 --> 00:27:24,433 - FaceTime him. - [Ruari] Really? 709 00:27:24,434 --> 00:27:25,602 - [Alex indistinct] - Yeah. 710 00:27:27,020 --> 00:27:30,523 ♪ Ring all the bells, sing and tell the people everywhere ♪ 711 00:27:30,524 --> 00:27:33,276 ♪ That the flower has come ♪ 712 00:27:33,277 --> 00:27:35,987 ♪ Light up the sky with your prayers of gladness ♪ 713 00:27:35,988 --> 00:27:39,532 ♪ And rejoice, for the darkness is gone ♪ 714 00:27:39,533 --> 00:27:42,285 ♪ Throw off your fears, let your heart beat freely ♪ 715 00:27:42,286 --> 00:27:45,372 ♪ At the sign that a new time is born ♪ 716 00:27:46,540 --> 00:27:48,667 [♪ "Les Fleurs" by Minnie Riperton playing] 717 00:27:59,052 --> 00:28:01,971 ♪ May mosaydee kaylie lowya roses ♪ 718 00:28:01,972 --> 00:28:05,099 ♪ May mosaydee kaylie lowya roses ♪ 719 00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:09,353 ♪ Say money ain't na-na, no, oh-na ♪ 720 00:28:09,354 --> 00:28:11,397 ♪ Mm-hmm ♪ 721 00:28:11,398 --> 00:28:14,609 ♪ Looking for vayda tay breeze ♪ 722 00:28:14,610 --> 00:28:17,653 ♪ Looking for vayda tay breeze ♪ 723 00:28:17,654 --> 00:28:22,074 ♪ May mosaydee kaylie lowya roses ♪ 724 00:28:22,075 --> 00:28:23,702 ♪ Mm ♪