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Today's going to be fine.
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It's an important day.
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It'll be fine.
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We can't let stress
get the better of us.
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- Are you talking to yourself?
- No.
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Can you help me choose
what to wear today?
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- Sure.
- Thanks.
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It won't go well.
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It won't go well, you'll see.
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What?
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I don't have any clothes.
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I don't have anything to wear, Alan.
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Well, I see tonnes of stuff.
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- Lovely things at that.
- No, because...
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I've already worn it
or it doesn't fit.
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This doesn't fit me.
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- This doesn't fit me anymore.
- Bah!
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So, there's a major problem here, right?
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There's a problem.
Yeah, I have a problem.
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What would you wear?
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- Me?
- Yeah, what would you wear now?
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Dunno. This one?
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This one?
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- Are you serious?
- Yeah...
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So you think I can leave the house
wearing this?
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It's really nice. Why not?
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My mum could easily wear this.
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- What's funny?
- Do you realise?
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So why ask me?
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Well, because...
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- Why is it here?
- I put it there because...
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So you see what a drama it is.
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I end up wearing black
or dark colours to hide my body.
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What else can I say?
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I've got nothing to wear.
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I don't see...
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At least I had a pretty face before,
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perky tits,
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at least I could pull it off.
But now...
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Here we go
with the face and tits again.
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It all went saggy.
But overnight, all of a sudden.
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My face is saggy, look.
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What is my face like?
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I'm older than you.
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Know when it sagged?
I remember clearly: Menorca.
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- Remember that weekend in Menorca?
- Yeah.
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Why didn't I realise it happened?
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- It doesn't matter.
- I didn't realise.
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- Did it pass me by?
- All right...
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I wasn't paying attention.
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Have you seen Carlota?
How does she do it?
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You're obsessed with her.
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I know I shouldn't look at Instagram.
But how does she manage it?
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Seen how gorgeous she is?
What is her secret?
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You want photos like that?
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Look at this blouse.
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- This blouse.
- All right...
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This blouse.
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- Know the price?
- No.
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- 400 euros.
- And how do you know that?
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- I just do.
- Is this what you want?
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She's always partying, hanging out,
having drinks...
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- Shall I take a photo?
- Plus, she's gorgeous.
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Please, just look at her body.
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These people do nothing.
They just take photos.
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They don't work half as much
as you do.
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She has no kids or anything.
And she's younger.
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- She's younger.
- She's older than me, Alan.
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- Yeah?
- She's older than me.
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She's older than me.
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I'd like to see it without filters.
Those photos...
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- With no frills.
- This one, right?
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That one.
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- I'll wear this.
- There you go.
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It never works out.
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It never does.
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No, not this one.
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Makes me look fat.
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This one.
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The therapist called.
She changed the appointment time.
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- Again?
- Yeah.
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She can't make it on Tuesday again.
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How come? This is so stressful.
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How are we expected
to follow her schedule?
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Shouldn't it be the other way round?
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- No, no.
- So we depend on...
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- We have to fit her schedule?
- Sure.
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Thais,
if you make a therapist appointment,
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it depends on their schedule.
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- It doesn't work the other way.
- Is that how it goes?
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That's how consumer society works
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since they invented it.
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They're already all there.
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Great, it hasn't started yet.
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- Take it easy.
- It's so late.
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- Have fun.
- Yeah.
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The film was cool,
I wasn't expecting that.
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I had no idea what the guy was about.
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He was pretty heavy, huh?
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His view of money
was really powerful...
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What's up?
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I had a fall at Peñíscola festival.
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- I'm off, bye.
- See you.
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Wow.
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- What a film, huh?
- Yeah, I know.
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A real masterpiece, film of the year.
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I loved it.
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Listen, since you're here.
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About the Vilafranca del Penedés
festival,
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the invoice comes to 120 euros.
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Hang on, what? It's not 120 euros, no.
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We don't pay to be part of the jury.
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No, we don't pay.
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You sent me an email.
I've got it here.
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- I'm absolutely certain.
- I'm surprised.
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I was looking at it just yesterday.
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Look, here you go. You wrote it.
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Okay, okay. Right.
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It's a mistake.
I meant to say "minutes".
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120 minutes' viewing time
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as a jury member to watch the shorts.
Not euros.
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All right, but this euro sign
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is pretty hard to let slip...
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I made a mistake.
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I put an apostrophe
instead of euros,
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but it's not euros.
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Not euros, sweetie, they're minutes.
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Minutes. Time, time.
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Not money.
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Not money.
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Not money...
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Not euros, sweetie,
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they're minutes, minutes.
Time, time.
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Minutes, Thais. Time.
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Time, Thais.
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We're here.
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Okay, that's it.
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I quit, it's over.
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- That's it.
- What is?
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No, I mustn't keep mulling over
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something I've been thinking about
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over and over.
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- That's it.
- Well don't mull it over.
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- I'm quitting, it's over.
- Get some rest.
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I quit being a film critic.
It's over.
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For good.
There's nothing more to say.
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You can't always be this anxious.
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You can't be anxious all the time.
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Like the house is on fire.
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If your organism is always on alert,
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you'll explode.
It's not good for you.
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You'll explode.
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We'll talk about it tomorrow.
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But I want you to know
that I just made up my mind
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and there's no going back.
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Why not take something
for your nerves?
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- Take an Ibuprofen.
- No, I don't want anything.
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It'll do you good.
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- Here, an Ibuprofen.
- I don't want to.
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It's good for you.
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- It'll make you relax.
- Not now, maybe later.
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Now I totally get it, what's more...
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I mean, you tell me...
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There were months when I used to clear
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up to 3,000 or 4,000 euros.
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But now you I make 800.
What happened?
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And with 800 I have to pay
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self-employed rates,
admin bills, menus,
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and clothes,
I can't dress any old way.
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I can't wear the same outfit on TV
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or random clothes
from a local store.
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- You know?
- Get some sleep.
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- I know...
- It's all good.
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Sorry, I'm sorry.
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- You're right.
- Get some sleep.
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- Sorry.
- No, it's okay.
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Switch off the light, please.
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I want to open a pizzeria.
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- A pizzeria? What?
- Yeah.
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- That's enough.
- A film-themed pizzeria.
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What are you on about?
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A film-themed one.
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Since when have you wanted
to open one?
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When have I ever seen you eat a pizza?
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You only eat salad and sushi,
you're always on a diet.
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There's nothing I like more
than a pizza. Nothing.
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I don't eat it because I end up
as fat as a pig.
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A pig? Have you seen yourself?
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You're skin and bones.
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- I'm fat.
- You look like a kid.
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Right, because I don't eat pizza.
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But I'm still fat. I'm fat.
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Whatever I eat, I put on weight.
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Nothing is as fattening as a pizza.
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And there's nothing I like more
than pizza. I mean it.
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- Do you know what it involves?
- No, I don't.
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A restaurant business
takes up all your time.
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Know what else you need?
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- No idea.
- To be able to cook.
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Neither of us know how to cook.
We've never cooked.
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- How do we open one then?
- We'll learn.
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- Yeah, sure.
- Life is all about learning.
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We'll use that spicy oil they have...
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I've been thinking about
this project for months.
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Months? You're joking!
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- It's crystal clear to me.
- Come off it!
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You've spent months
thinking about a pizzeria?
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I can see myself.
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For months now, every time I close
my eyes, all I see are pizzas.
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However much I try and avoid it,
there they are.
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I see myself
and I feel happy.
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I can see myself.
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I'm quite clear about it.
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Do you like pizzas?
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Of course I like pizzas.
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Everyone does.
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So, no more questions, Your Honour.
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PIZZA MOVIES
A FILM BY CARLO PADIAL
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But this isn't about saying:
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the Four Seasons pizza
or Pizzaquattro formaggi
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is going to be calledThe Godfather.
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No, if a pizza is called
Lawrence of Arabia, for example,
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the pizza evokes the film for you.
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It can't be that complicated to do.
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It's sort of like...
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Who offers that?
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No one right now.
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That combination just captures
your imagination because
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there are so many films, genres,
actors and actresses...
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There are endless possibilities, right?
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All of Dalí's paintings...
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were painted by me.
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Just a second. May I?
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What's wrong?
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Just a second. Take it easy.
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Everything's going to be fine.
Take it easy, take it easy...
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Here, take this. Open your mouth.
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Better?
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Just take it easy.
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Everything's fine.
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He's in a bad way, isn't he?
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Not really.
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But every time I come
he seems to be getting worse.
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No. That's part of the illness.
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Yep.
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The only thing
that really cheers him up now
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is going to the shooting range.
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Look at the omelette I made for you.
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Thanks.
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Does he still go
to the shooting range?
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It's the only thing
that cheers him up.
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We go twice a week.
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I'll send you the...
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They let him handle a rifle?
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Absolutely. Check it out.
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Twice a week.
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Hang on.
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When was this?
261
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That was... the day before yesterday.
262
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I can't believe it.
263
00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:53,680
- Yeah.
- But how can...
264
00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:57,760
How can he be so different
in just two days?
265
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It's the only thing
that makes him happy.
266
00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:04,040
- You're going this week?
- Tuesday and Thursday.
267
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He's like a completely
different person.
268
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He's so happy
he starts screaming and shouting.
269
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And is that normal?
270
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It's part and parcel of the illness.
271
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Everyone's different.
272
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Your dad's thing is shooting.
273
00:17:23,120 --> 00:17:26,000
Opening a restaurant in Spain
is a no-no.
274
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85% of those businesses
shut down within the first year.
275
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Investment? Let's say 30,000 euros,
the minimum
276
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you have to invest
in this sort of business.
277
00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:38,840
You might as well lose it
at the casino.
278
00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:42,680
At least there you have a 50% chance,
279
00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:46,440
but opening a restaurant
means losing 85% of the time.
280
00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:49,320
{\an8}Catering is a disaster,
it'll ruin you.
281
00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:53,520
{\an8}The tourist traps on the Costas
close down too.
282
00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:56,120
{\an8}These are numbers, not opinions.
Why do it?
283
00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:58,320
Don't you read the statistics?
284
00:17:58,480 --> 00:18:00,160
Please don't do it.
285
00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:02,560
It's a guaranteed disaster.
286
00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:04,600
Guaranteed.
Guaranteed.
287
00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:09,120
You're getting into that?
All that lactose-intolerant business?
288
00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:11,440
It's really hard work.
289
00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:14,040
I'd say that no restaurant works
290
00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:17,240
and no sexual relationship
is 100% satisfying.
291
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,160
That's for another video.
292
00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:30,400
Hermes loves Jenga.
293
00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:34,320
We've found that it's an activity
that helps his concentration.
294
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:38,000
It allows him to focus
on just one thing
295
00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:42,280
and helps him to be calm and relaxed.
296
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,720
So, it's important that at home
297
00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:47,920
there is a bit of this dynamic.
298
00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:50,120
This dynamic or idea
299
00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:52,160
of emotional continuity,
300
00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:54,640
relaxation, calm.
301
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,640
He's a very sensitive lad.
302
00:18:58,280 --> 00:19:00,000
He's a bit like a sponge
303
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:02,840
that soaks up everything around him.
304
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:06,400
And if there is noise
and stress at home,
305
00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:09,920
he's somehow affected by it.
306
00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:15,680
Have you ever heard of Anna Freud?
307
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:19,360
I don't know, maybe.
308
00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:21,200
She's Freud's daughter
309
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:23,360
and she wrote a masterpiece called
310
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The Ego and the Mechanisms of Defence.
311
00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:29,480
She discusses the mechanisms
of displacement,
312
00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:31,000
which is when parents
313
00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:35,440
project their fears and traumas
onto the children.
314
00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:39,000
So we need to pay a bit
of attention to this.
315
00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:41,480
We shouldn't project because
316
00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:44,800
Hermes is like a sponge,
he's very sensitive...
317
00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:47,240
Excuse me for a minute.
318
00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:51,920
Hermes?
Everything okay?
319
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:55,160
It's incredible what she's doing.
320
00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:56,920
I'm gobsmacked.
321
00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:59,000
What? What is she doing?
322
00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:01,760
Can't you see?
323
00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:05,440
When she makes an intelligent remark,
she says it to you.
324
00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:09,000
When it's about guilt,
she says it to me.
325
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:10,360
- No.
- Didn't you see it?
326
00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:13,880
She told you
about the Anne Frank book.
327
00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:17,000
- Isn't it Anna Freud?
- Whatever.
328
00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:19,720
When have you ever read anything
by her?
329
00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:22,040
Of course I've read about psychology.
330
00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:24,240
- God...
- When I was young.
331
00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:28,520
- It's classic misogyny.
- Come off it!
332
00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:31,160
Excuse me, women misogynists do exist.
333
00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:32,400
A lot of them.
334
00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:34,560
I don't see anything weird here.
335
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,640
She's making eyes at you.
336
00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:39,000
Didn't you see her caressing her neck?
337
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:40,640
She does this...
338
00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:44,160
So, it's what we were talking about.
339
00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:48,640
We've also been practicing
a bit with bongos.
340
00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:51,160
So that Hermes
can practice percussion.
341
00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:53,200
It's the perfect instrument
342
00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:56,640
for understanding how rhythm
contrasts with time.
343
00:20:56,800 --> 00:21:00,160
And it's also an instrument
that allows you to vent
344
00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:01,480
and that he can take out
on a physical object.
345
00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:04,120
It'll even help him to rest,
346
00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:05,840
sleep at night...
347
00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:08,320
We have my dad's drumkit.
348
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,280
My dad used to play the drums.
349
00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:15,200
You can dust if off
and let him practice.
350
00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:22,600
He's not coming back here.
351
00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:24,560
No.
352
00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:28,880
90 euros so he can go on tour
with the Bongo Band?
353
00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:31,440
No.
354
00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:36,560
Plus, all that talk about giving
life lessons,
355
00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:38,960
but then it's all cash in hand.
356
00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:40,880
This place?
357
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,600
It isn't normal.
358
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,720
- We'll look for another therapist.
- Of course.
359
00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:48,440
Another one.
360
00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:51,600
She had everything written down.
361
00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:53,280
Like she was reading...
362
00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:57,360
Whenever she said difficult names
or whatever.
363
00:21:57,520 --> 00:21:59,040
Didn't you think?
364
00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:02,680
- Well, they take notes and read them.
- I guess.
365
00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:04,120
It's not a play.
366
00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:10,040
What is true is that we have to be
more relaxed.
367
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,200
- She's right about that.
- Yeah.
368
00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:15,520
We'll have to make an effort.
369
00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:19,280
Let it out! Make a racket!
370
00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:24,040
Out, out, out, out!
371
00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:31,000
Good.
372
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:42,320
THIEVES ON THE RUN
373
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:54,120
QUICK LOAN
374
00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:08,800
UP TO €50,000
WHERE THERE'S A WILL, THERE'S A WAY
375
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:15,560
Hi Thais, we need the article before 10.
376
00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:20,880
It's almost time, and I have to go
pick up my daughter from school.
377
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:24,680
Hey, Gerard, listen.
378
00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:27,120
If you give me ten minutes
379
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:29,320
I'll send you the article, okay?
380
00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:04,600
Alan, I'm pigging out right now.
381
00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:06,840
You can't imagine what I'm eating.
382
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,680
All those cupcakes I bought
the other day...
383
00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:13,040
there are only two left.
Just picture the scene.
384
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:16,440
I'm getting a bunch of calls
that you wouldn't believe.
385
00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:19,960
And I'm watching this Mexican film
386
00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:23,240
that never ends.
It never ends.
387
00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:27,480
I have another 52 minutes to go.
388
00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:29,520
I can't take this anymore.
389
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,120
I... Whatever.
390
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:36,000
Please get me out of here, Alan.
391
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:51,960
Careful, there are lots of dogs
around here.
392
00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:53,480
Careful.
393
00:24:54,120 --> 00:24:56,000
- Want some water?
- Yeah.
394
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:57,640
- Here.
- Thanks.
395
00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:01,320
Hey, about opening a pizzeria.
396
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:04,520
The more I think about it,
the less sense it makes.
397
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:07,320
There are a tonne of expenses.
398
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:11,400
You have to register supplies,
and loads of other things.
399
00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:12,960
We can't afford it.
400
00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:15,000
You don't earn much.
401
00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:17,000
We don't have the money for it.
402
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:19,440
Go ahead, you can say it.
403
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:21,680
I earn a lot less than you.
404
00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:24,840
Yeah, that's what I just said.
You earn very little.
405
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,720
It is what it is.
406
00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:29,960
You're not to blame.
Your sector has gone downhill.
407
00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:32,760
But you've seen our expenses, right?
408
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:35,240
The house costs a fortune...
409
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:39,840
Your dad's carer costs a lot of money,
but we need him.
410
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,520
Plus, he does a great job.
He's really good.
411
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:45,320
And your dad hits him.
He hits him really hard.
412
00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:46,760
Meaning?
413
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:49,840
You have to factor that in too.
414
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,000
And the kid's psychologists.
415
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:54,240
How can they be so expensive?
416
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:55,960
Now add a pizzeria.
417
00:25:56,120 --> 00:25:59,280
You have to pay for the premises,
staff social security...
418
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,520
You're right, whatever you say, but...
419
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:06,720
But no, they're just... excuses.
420
00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:09,760
I can think of a thousand ways
to raise cash.
421
00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:11,680
- A thousand ways?
- Yeah.
422
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:15,960
I'm going to ask Joaquín Reyes
for money.
423
00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:18,680
- You're joking?
- No, I'm not.
424
00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:20,440
Why Joaquín Reyes?
425
00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:23,800
30,000 euros is nothing to him.
It's small change.
426
00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:27,240
That's to begin with.
He owes me a load of favours.
427
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:29,160
- I never asked for a thing.
- Really?
428
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:32,240
Sure! When Joaquín started out,
429
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:36,040
the only one who listened to him
and gave positive criticism...
430
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:38,320
He is where he is now...
431
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:41,040
Sorry for saying so,
but it's thanks to me.
432
00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:44,040
I think it's a terrible idea.
433
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:46,440
- You think it's a bad idea?
- The worst.
434
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:48,640
Well, I'm going to ask him for it.
435
00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:52,200
I've decided.
I'm going to ask him, I don't care.
436
00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:56,160
- It's a joke, right? A wind up?
- No, it's not a joke.
437
00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:58,680
Asking Joaquín Reyes for money.
438
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:08,840
- Hi, what's up?
- Hi Rubén, how's it going?
439
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:13,640
We're fine, at home right now.
And your dad, you know...
440
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:18,680
He's still banging on
about the Dalí paintings,
441
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:21,480
he says he painted them and...
442
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:24,760
but he gets physically violent
about it.
443
00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:26,000
Doesn't bother him.
444
00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:28,400
It's all part of the illness.
445
00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:30,000
"Physically violent"?
446
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:32,240
No, don't worry about it.
447
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:34,920
The other day he had a...
448
00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:37,520
Don't worry, it's all good.
449
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:39,280
Why wouldn't I worry?
450
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:41,000
Are you all right?
451
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:44,120
Yeah, I swear I'm fine.
Don't worry.
452
00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:45,800
I'd tell you otherwise.
453
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:48,480
There's something else
I wanted to tell you.
454
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:50,400
For a couple of weeks now,
455
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:54,040
he's been hiding last wills
and testaments
456
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:57,440
on pieces of paper, written by him.
457
00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:01,680
He's been hiding them
all over the house.
458
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,400
In all the wills,
459
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:08,600
he leaves everything
to the Dalí Museum in Figueres,
460
00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:10,000
to people I've never heard of.
461
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:12,400
He doesn't even mention you.
462
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:14,400
He writes on pieces of paper?
463
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:16,200
Then he hides them?
464
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:18,400
Yeah, in his own writing.
465
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:22,240
Written by him.
And he hides them all over the house.
466
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:24,400
Right, right, I get it.
467
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:25,640
What I want
468
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:27,600
is that this violence
doesn't get worse.
469
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:29,000
Understood, Rubén?
470
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:32,000
Yeah, yeah, don't worry about it.
It's all good.
471
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:33,480
I'm fine.
472
00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:34,680
Whatever happens,
473
00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:36,960
call me anytime you have to.
474
00:28:37,120 --> 00:28:38,440
I need to know.
475
00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:40,400
All right, we'll be in touch.
476
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:43,680
Okay. Seriously, thanks so much.
477
00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:45,560
Okay, all the best.
478
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:49,400
What is it?
479
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:51,320
Oh my God, oh my God.
480
00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:52,720
What's up?
481
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:54,240
What with my dad,
482
00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:57,840
Hermes, the stress...
483
00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:02,680
My face, my face has changed.
484
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:05,720
It's changed.
485
00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:09,760
I look panic-stricken all the time.
486
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:12,160
I look panic-stricken.
487
00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:13,720
My face has sagged.
488
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:16,720
Alan, my face has sagged.
489
00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:19,600
This is a jowl.
490
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:26,040
Please don't even think
about doing it.
491
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:27,680
Yes, Alan.
492
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:30,240
- No, no.
- Get it into your head.
493
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:33,640
When will you ask him?
Half way through dinner?
494
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:35,400
When do you think?
495
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:38,520
- At what point do you say...
- Why are we going for?
496
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:42,000
"Joaquín, can you lend me cash
to open a pizzeria?"
497
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:44,000
- Sure.
- How embarrasing.
498
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:46,760
I can see what this dinner
will be like.
499
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:49,480
It's always the same.
500
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:53,200
He says he wants dinner with you,
but he's never alone.
501
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:55,320
There's a couple. Never fails.
502
00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:58,000
A couple nothing like us.
503
00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:00,360
It's like he's saying:
504
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:02,520
"Look, this is how
you guys should be."
505
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:04,480
I'm gonna buy land in Cádiz.
506
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:08,400
I'm totally over
these sorts of scenes.
507
00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:12,000
You just spend money in a city.
508
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:13,880
I can see him opening the door.
509
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,400
Hi! How are you guys?
510
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:19,960
What's up? How are you guys?
511
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:21,880
Great to see you.
512
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,480
- All good?
- How are you?
513
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:24,640
Go on in.
514
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:26,920
I've got some friends over for dinner.
515
00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:31,800
This is Edi, Neus,
516
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:33,000
Adrián and Fede.
517
00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:35,760
Hi, nice to meet you.
518
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:39,920
There are always more guests,
one freakier than the next
519
00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:41,440
and with weird stories.
520
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:44,880
It's like a scene
fromThe Dinner Game.
521
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:46,760
But they're all idiots.
522
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:49,560
It's a thing now: no one judges.
523
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:52,000
During the show on Friday...
524
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:56,720
someone always falls asleep
because it's late.
525
00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:58,440
Fast asleep.
526
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:01,280
- While you're performing?
- Yeah, so you're like...
527
00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:04,520
You want to ignore it,
but you end up looking
528
00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:06,560
at the person who's asleep.
529
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:09,000
Since it's happened to me a few times,
530
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:10,840
I bought a cap gun.
531
00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:16,240
And of course those guns
have a real kick to them.
532
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,800
- Like a gunshot.
- They're deadly.
533
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:21,280
Look at Brandon Lee...
534
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:23,120
Hey, guys,
535
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:25,960
how about a toast to friendship?
536
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:27,280
Good idea!
537
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:29,760
Of course.
538
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:31,440
- To friendship.
- Cheers.
539
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:33,120
To friendship. Cheers.
540
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:34,720
Salute!
541
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:37,640
- It's going fast.
- I bought like three bottles.
542
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:38,840
Is that all?
543
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:41,000
- Have something to eat.
- I am.
544
00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:43,800
Know what's a good business?
A CBD store.
545
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:46,320
My cousin Ulises
546
00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:50,880
used to smoke a lot,
he was always a tea head.
547
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,640
My aunt died, he inherited some money.
548
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,600
He opened a CBD store in Gràcia.
549
00:31:57,560 --> 00:32:01,160
He's gone from being a tea head
to opening a store,
550
00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:03,320
and now he's a CBD doctor.
551
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:07,120
A doctor.
He's an eminence in CBD.
552
00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:09,200
But what really amazes me
553
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:11,800
is that someone who smoked that much
554
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:13,280
becomes a CBD doctor.
555
00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:16,000
It's unusual.
Never seen anything like it.
556
00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:19,880
- There's an MBA in CBD, HHC.
- Yeah, right?
557
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:23,040
- But HHC is mild.
- I'm lost with the initials.
558
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:26,880
THC, THC... HHC.
559
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:28,920
You're so funny, Joaquín.
560
00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:32,640
I'm going to use it
for a stand-up routine.
561
00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:37,800
Nowadays a lot of people are investing
in restaurants.
562
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:40,360
Especially pizzerias.
563
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:46,000
Yes, but not normal pizzerias.
Themed pizzerias.
564
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:47,520
Based on an idea.
565
00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:49,120
But...
566
00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:52,840
You'd have to be a moron
to open a pizzeria.
567
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:00,120
Jesus, there are so many!
568
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:02,880
A themed pizzeria!
569
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:07,200
I spend my savings
on a pizzeria, right?
570
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:09,280
Some concept!
571
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:12,280
Like pizza
still hasn't been figured out, huh?
572
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:18,400
Awesome!
573
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:23,400
- Hey, shall I serve dessert?
- Yeah, yeah.
574
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:24,800
I'm full, but okay.
575
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:26,920
- How about pastries?
- Go on, two.
576
00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:28,280
Themed ones!
577
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:35,160
Awesome!
578
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:45,400
Come on, don't get upset.
579
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:50,840
He was out of line, but...
580
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:53,160
he doesn't even believe that.
581
00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:54,800
Come on.
582
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:57,640
Besides, you had a lot to drink.
583
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:02,280
It doesn't agree with you.
It must be an allergy thing.
584
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:04,280
You need to have it looked at.
585
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:06,520
It's not normal.
586
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:09,760
It doesn't agree with you.
587
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:08,920
- Enric.
- All good?
588
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:11,040
The dossier is nearly done.
589
00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:13,520
- I'll send it in about an hour.
- Perfect.
590
00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:14,760
How are you doing?
591
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:16,600
- Fine.
- You look tired.
592
00:35:16,720 --> 00:35:18,280
Well, you know...
593
00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:23,320
My wife has got it into her head
that she wants to open a restaurant.
594
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:24,920
- What?
- A pizzeria.
595
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:29,240
I was looking into it,
it's a real hassle.
596
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:31,000
- Okay.
- I'll let you know.
597
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:32,640
- All right.
- Bye.
598
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:36,200
UP TO €50,000
WHERE THERE'S A WILL, THERE'S A WAY
599
00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:11,800
EXTENSIVE INFO ONLINE
GET CASH NOW!
600
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:22,400
Done!
€30,000 in your account!
601
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:29,760
Done!
?30,000 in your account!
602
00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:40,640
Cool, huh?
603
00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:43,440
It's cool, you'll like it. This way.
604
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:45,480
Here it is.
605
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:47,120
Watch your step.
606
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:48,720
Don't step on it!
607
00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:50,240
- But it's here?
- Yes.
608
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:52,200
- Turn on the light.
- Okay.
609
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:57,360
What? What do you reckon?
610
00:37:00,240 --> 00:37:01,600
Go on in.
611
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:05,520
Here you have it.
612
00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:07,360
This is Pizza Movies.
613
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:09,000
What do you think?
614
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:11,960
Say something!
615
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:20,120
What?
616
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:22,600
This is Pizza Movies?
617
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:25,320
Of course.
Well, not exactly like this.
618
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:26,680
Use your imagination.
619
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:29,000
Like a flat
that needs renovating.
620
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:31,600
Don't open it. We're going to...
621
00:37:31,720 --> 00:37:35,000
get rid of it.
Use you imagination.
622
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:38,440
We'll clean all of this,
set it up properly.
623
00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:40,640
This is where we'll cook.
624
00:37:40,720 --> 00:37:44,000
- Alan, this is disgusting.
- Thais, use your imagination.
625
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:47,040
- It's yucky.
- We only have ?30,000...
626
00:37:47,240 --> 00:37:50,520
I sort of pictured the restaurant
to be very basic,
627
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:52,640
I know we can't afford more,
628
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:54,520
but this?
629
00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:57,120
You can't open a restaurant
for ?30,000.
630
00:37:57,280 --> 00:37:58,800
It's impossible.
631
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:02,280
So you need to completely change
the business model.
632
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:03,680
A dark kitchen, okay?
633
00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:05,120
This is how it works:
634
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:06,720
delivery-only.
635
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:09,440
Orders arrive, orders are delivered.
636
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:11,280
Order, collect, deliver.
637
00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:14,480
Have you seen this area?
It's full of restaurants
638
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:16,720
that make kebabs, noodles...
639
00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:18,920
All I saw were eyes...
640
00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:22,880
in the dark, Alan.
641
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:24,720
I felt scared, I was scared.
642
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:32,880
On the way here I thought,
God, how would I walk along
643
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,680
that tunnel of terror by myself?
644
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:40,040
- Thais.
- This is...
645
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:43,960
a cockroach paradise.
646
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:46,280
- What's this?
- Come on.
647
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:48,240
Let's use
648
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:49,960
a sort of metaphor, okay?
649
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:52,760
We'll take something with us
the first day
650
00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:54,000
and dump it.
651
00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:57,680
Look, all it takes is one trip
to get rid of this.
652
00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:00,000
They left a fence here.
653
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:02,680
Out it goes, we don't need it.
654
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:04,400
Come on, cheer up!
655
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:06,600
Get going!
656
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:10,000
Careful on the skateboard, lately...
657
00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:11,880
Yeah.
658
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:13,320
Move it, then.
659
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:14,480
Hang on a sec!
660
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:17,520
Are you with me or your mum
this weekend?
661
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:18,880
With mum.
662
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,040
All weekend?
663
00:39:20,240 --> 00:39:21,600
- Yeah.
- Fuck.
664
00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:24,640
THE DARK KITCHEN
665
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:28,600
Leave it. The pizza chef
will be here any minute.
666
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:31,440
- Do you have reception?
- If I don't move.
667
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:32,800
What does he say?
668
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:36,040
He got lost and went to the other
industrial estate.
669
00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:37,360
So he's here?
670
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:39,360
Did you post on Instagram?
671
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:41,680
Yeah, I already have 28 followers.
672
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:43,440
I didn't even advertise it.
673
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:45,800
Max! Hi, welcome.
674
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:47,320
Hi. All good?
675
00:39:47,720 --> 00:39:50,960
This is my wife Thais,
she's the joint owner of...
676
00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:54,480
- Go ahead.
- It was hard to find, right?
677
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:57,040
It's a little bit...
678
00:39:57,600 --> 00:40:00,680
Questo que... What is this?
679
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:06,320
This is Pizza Movies.
The kitchen we managed to get.
680
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:08,000
This is, erm...
681
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:11,120
But couldn't you find
something less...
682
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:12,400
Like this?
683
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:13,880
Like what?
684
00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:16,720
Less... More...
685
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:20,360
We still need to fix up the...
686
00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:23,720
- There are still parts that need...
- That part there...
687
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:26,680
I think it's a really nice space,
very inviting.
688
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:33,320
Okay, okay, okay.
689
00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:38,280
Do you want us to walk you through...
690
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:40,640
the concept of...
691
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:42,720
Here's the thing, I'm a pro.
692
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:46,320
I think a lot about whether
to accept a job or not.
693
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:48,160
Yeah, we know that.
694
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:50,280
Miki at the agency mentioned it.
695
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:54,040
You were working at Leonardis in...
696
00:40:54,240 --> 00:40:55,320
Los Angeles.
697
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:57,800
- As a chef.
- No, a pizza chef.
698
00:40:57,960 --> 00:41:00,720
- Yeah, sure, pizza chef.
- It's more...
699
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:04,600
I accept very few assignments...
700
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:07,040
a year.
701
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:10,160
Like four orcinque, max.
702
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:12,200
You're Italian?
703
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:13,640
Grazie per tanti...
704
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:15,000
No, I'm...
705
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:20,600
I'm... from Albacete,
but I have relatives there.
706
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:22,120
My grandfather.
707
00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:24,160
And then I have a...
708
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:26,440
Well, isn't that lovely?
709
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:27,840
That's life.
710
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,160
For me, creating pizzas...
711
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:32,600
That's life.
712
00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:35,840
- Cool.
- Like, it's in your blood.
713
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:37,120
Yeah.
714
00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:46,160
You're getting on the table?
715
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:50,400
Why do you...?
716
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:03,320
I need a minute.
717
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:04,840
- I need a minute.
- Sure.
718
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:08,280
Yes. Because art isn't a 7-Eleven.
719
00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:10,560
- No.
- Certainly not.
720
00:42:10,720 --> 00:42:13,480
You have to find the key.
721
00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:18,040
- Got it.
- Brilliant.
722
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:19,400
All right.
723
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:20,600
Bang!
724
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:21,760
There we have it.
725
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:23,600
An explosion.
726
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:25,560
A red explosion on the palate.
727
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:26,720
All right.
728
00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:28,720
Let's put it in context.
729
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:31,520
I've brought you material.
730
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:35,680
Well, well.
731
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:38,880
So, like...
732
00:42:39,720 --> 00:42:41,480
I have a fantastic suggestion.
733
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:42,760
I'm loving it!
734
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:47,280
A pizza based on the film
The Bridges of Madison County.
735
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:49,160
- Of course.
- Great.
736
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:51,960
The middle is in the shape of a bridge
737
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:54,040
made of smoked salmon.
738
00:42:54,240 --> 00:42:57,200
How does it stay up?
I guess it has a sort of...
739
00:42:57,720 --> 00:42:59,120
Well, it doesn't matter.
740
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:01,040
We'll play it by ear.
741
00:43:01,240 --> 00:43:05,040
It would be about ?200,000
for the licensing
742
00:43:05,240 --> 00:43:07,440
of the rights to this design
743
00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:09,040
over four years,
744
00:43:09,240 --> 00:43:10,720
then we'd renew it.
745
00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:12,360
So...
746
00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:15,880
let's close the deal and get to work.
747
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:18,120
Up, up, up, up!
748
00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:21,240
?200,000 for this design?
749
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:23,040
Renewable after four years.
750
00:43:23,240 --> 00:43:25,400
What's more, I have the contract.
751
00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:28,600
Okay, but the thing is...
There's the question of...
752
00:43:28,720 --> 00:43:31,920
It might not be what we had in mind.
753
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:34,720
We didn't know it would be this much.
754
00:43:35,240 --> 00:43:38,480
You only pay 10% to start with,
then 20%.
755
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:40,360
Would that be about 20,000?
756
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:42,760
We can't do that either.
757
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:45,120
- This means...
- No, but you see...
758
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:47,760
10% to start with, 10%.
759
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:49,000
10%.
760
00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:52,120
You pay 20% later.
761
00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:55,240
Max, we don't even have enough
for that.
762
00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:58,880
- We'll have to...
- Right now we don't...
763
00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:00,800
Perhaps later on.
764
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:03,480
But we're just starting...
765
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:13,600
Porca putana de merda.
766
00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:18,120
Screw that.
767
00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:21,120
- La merde!
- Salmon and truffles, sure.
768
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:22,400
Diarrhoea guaranteed.
769
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:24,800
Vaffanculo!
770
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:26,200
La merda!
771
00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:29,600
When did we think we could hire
a pizza chef?
772
00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:31,680
- When?
- Well, we can't.
773
00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:33,360
It's better that way.
774
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:35,560
Not an idiot like that.
775
00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:38,360
When did we think
this place was a good idea?
776
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:40,840
Why so negative all of a sudden?
777
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:42,920
Because of that bullshit artist?
778
00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:44,480
He got on the table.
779
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:47,040
- It's over.
- Don't do that.
780
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:50,840
Don't do that.
Okay, here we go.
781
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:55,520
Don't do that, Thais.
782
00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:58,480
Thais, please.
Come on, come on.
783
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:01,920
Don't play dead. It's not funny.
784
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:03,720
- Don't do that.
- It's over.
785
00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:07,280
Don't do that.
What do we need to make pizzas?
786
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:09,360
Eh? What do we need?
787
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:14,440
We love each other.
That's so unusual nowadays.
788
00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:17,520
It's provocative, it's revolutionary.
789
00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:20,400
We have each other,
we're eager to make pizzas,
790
00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:23,920
plus we have a powerful concept
and dreams.
791
00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:25,520
Dreams are all you need.
792
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:27,680
Draw pizzas? I can do that.
793
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:29,920
Any idiot can do it.
794
00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:31,360
I studied Visual Arts.
795
00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:33,880
Let's design pizzas.
Come on!
796
00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:36,120
I'll open a bottle of Lambrusco
797
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:37,840
and we get down to work.
798
00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:39,040
Look at me!
799
00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:43,000
Pizza Movies?
800
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:45,840
The two of us?
801
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:50,680
We've got this.
802
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,160
- What are you going to do?
- I'm recording.
803
00:46:48,240 --> 00:46:49,560
- Go on.
- All right.
804
00:46:50,240 --> 00:46:52,400
Know what this film is?
805
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:54,000
Jurassic Park.
806
00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:56,960
How about this one?
807
00:46:57,160 --> 00:46:59,760
If you thought it was Psycho,
you're right
808
00:46:59,920 --> 00:47:02,560
because Pizza Movies is really here.
809
00:47:02,720 --> 00:47:04,560
The first pizzeria in history
810
00:47:04,720 --> 00:47:08,720
that mixes pizza with cinema.
811
00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:12,400
This is just the beginning,
and what's more
812
00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:14,640
look for all the special offers
813
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:18,640
and you can get this Lambrusco
for free.
814
00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:23,480
Pizza Movies! Pizza Movies!
Pizza Movies!
815
00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:26,320
Give me a P, give me an I,
give me a Z,
816
00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:27,480
give me a Z...
817
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:28,680
It's too long.
818
00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:33,320
Pizza Movies,
the stuff dreams are made of.
819
00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:38,440
{\an8}The pizzeria is almost ready!
820
00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:40,600
{\an8}We haven't started delivering yet.
821
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:44,160
{\an8}But you can place your first orders
via our app.
822
00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:16,480
Thais, Thais.
823
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:18,840
Look, look.
824
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:20,640
Look, look!
825
00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:23,000
- Look.
- I'm looking.
826
00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:24,360
Look.
827
00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:29,600
What?
828
00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:32,520
- Are they...?
- I guess so, right?
829
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:36,400
- I don't believe it.
- These are orders, sweetie.
830
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:39,240
- How many?
- Look at the figure at the top.
831
00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:41,960
These are... Look, go into Instagram.
832
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:44,280
{\an8}Check out the comments.
833
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:46,440
{\an8}They're all brilliant.
Look, look!
834
00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:48,640
{\an8}I'm going to wee myself!
835
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:51,200
{\an8}- I'm freaking out.
- I need a wee.
836
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:52,320
Listen:
837
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:54,920
"Best thing I've seen
in my bloody life."
838
00:48:55,720 --> 00:48:56,960
"Fucking great."
839
00:48:57,160 --> 00:48:59,480
- What?
- "The best, the best."
840
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:02,680
Wow! They're going mad!
841
00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:11,440
- That's so great, so great!
- I threw it.
842
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:13,720
- Where is it?
- I threw the phone.
843
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:15,720
Don't let the magic get away.
844
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:17,400
Now what do we do?
845
00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:20,880
We need to get organised.
We need to get organised.
846
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:23,880
I can't think straight right now.
847
00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:27,600
The concept is so powerful,
every detail must be in line.
848
00:49:27,720 --> 00:49:28,720
Keep up with me.
849
00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:30,440
The box, the box.
850
00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:32,920
The pizza box is delivered
to your home.
851
00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:35,120
The box itself, the packaging,
852
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:37,400
must be pure cinema.
853
00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:39,600
I got this idea.
854
00:49:39,720 --> 00:49:41,960
It came to me this morning in a flash.
855
00:49:42,360 --> 00:49:43,640
An icon.
856
00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:47,600
Look, that's all you get.
857
00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:50,680
You can see it. What is it?
858
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:54,040
- The Walk of Fame star.
- Of course!
859
00:49:54,240 --> 00:49:55,920
- Pizza Movies.
- It has it all.
860
00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:58,440
Square, circle, pizza, star,
861
00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:00,120
cinema, it's all there.
862
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:03,520
- Delivery people, I mean...
- Wow!
863
00:50:03,680 --> 00:50:07,000
- Know anyone who could do that?
- No idea.
864
00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:09,840
Only your brother comes to mind.
865
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,600
- Not my brother...
- Why not?
866
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:15,120
My brother couldn't do it alone.
867
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:16,800
I can't see him doing it.
868
00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:20,280
He's not up to it, it's not his thing.
869
00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:21,840
- Okay.
- I don't know...
870
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:23,360
What kind of people...?
871
00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:25,240
Okay... okay.
872
00:50:26,640 --> 00:50:29,600
What sector is unstable?
873
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:32,800
Who needs money, work,
874
00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:34,840
and has lots of free time?
875
00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:38,360
- I don't know...
- Can't think of anyone?
876
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:40,000
Can't think of anyone?
877
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:41,640
Film critics.
878
00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:44,800
Wow, sweetie, you're amazing!
879
00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:46,240
- Sure.
- Am I right?
880
00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:48,040
Your smug colleagues
881
00:50:48,240 --> 00:50:49,960
with tonnes of free time.
882
00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:54,880
Plus, half of them are diabetic,
so it'll do them good to walk.
883
00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:56,960
- For sure.
- It'll do them good.
884
00:50:57,400 --> 00:50:59,200
And with back issues...
885
00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:01,600
And they'll love it, it's their thing.
886
00:51:01,720 --> 00:51:03,360
Pizza Movies is their thing.
887
00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:06,360
What do the delivery guys wear?
You tell me.
888
00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:09,320
The delivery guys? Film critics.
889
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:11,320
Who delivers this to your home?
890
00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:13,680
Someone wearing a hoodie
891
00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:15,040
and jeans?
892
00:51:15,240 --> 00:51:16,440
Plus the logo.
893
00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:18,280
More theme-based.
894
00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:21,360
Related to cinema, a total icon.
895
00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:23,440
- Chaplin delivers it.
- Chaplin.
896
00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:25,680
Bit of an anticlimax.
897
00:51:25,840 --> 00:51:27,520
Like a street entertainer.
898
00:51:27,680 --> 00:51:29,160
How about Mad Max?
899
00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:31,440
I wouldn't eat something he gave me.
900
00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:33,000
It has a dirty vibe.
901
00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:35,000
I'm thinking mud, oil, hunger.
902
00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:38,400
How about Chewbacca?
Something sort of...
903
00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:41,280
Chewbacca is cool...
904
00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:43,880
but a bit over the top.
905
00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:45,800
And the costume is hot.
906
00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:48,200
They'll end up knackered.
907
00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:50,040
And then there's the fur.
908
00:51:50,240 --> 00:51:52,440
- Fur and pizza don't go together.
- Got it.
909
00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:54,120
What? What?
910
00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:57,040
Spike Lee?Do the Right Thing?
911
00:51:57,960 --> 00:51:59,680
- Wow! Yes!
- Sure.
912
00:51:59,840 --> 00:52:02,880
I'm not throwing it in your face,
you know?
913
00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:06,360
Chewbacca, for example.
Everyone gets it.
914
00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:07,840
But it's too easy.
915
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,960
This will freak out
your smug colleagues.
916
00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:12,440
Awesome!
917
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:26,040
All these people?
Why are so many people here?
918
00:52:26,240 --> 00:52:27,640
I don't get it.
919
00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:29,320
I only told two people.
920
00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:30,920
Did they spread the word?
921
00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:34,720
All the people at the
Radio Primavera Sound party are here.
922
00:52:34,880 --> 00:52:36,200
Here they are.
923
00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:37,600
He's a YouTuber.
924
00:52:37,720 --> 00:52:39,160
I saw one of his videos
925
00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:42,680
about why not to open a restaurant.
Look where he is.
926
00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:44,520
Look how long the queue is.
927
00:52:44,680 --> 00:52:47,040
Sorry, are you all here
for Pizza Movies?
928
00:52:47,240 --> 00:52:48,320
Yes?
929
00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:49,480
All of you? Okay.
930
00:52:49,640 --> 00:52:53,000
- Let them start coming in, right?
- Yeah, go on in.
931
00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:54,680
Yeah, go ahead.
932
00:52:54,840 --> 00:52:57,400
Wait in here for a sec.
933
00:52:58,000 --> 00:52:59,800
- Now we'll...
- Thanks.
934
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:02,240
Thanks for coming.
935
00:53:03,920 --> 00:53:07,520
First of all, thank you all
for coming along.
936
00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:09,840
We didn't expect this many people.
937
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:13,160
To be honest, we're a bit overwhelmed.
938
00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:17,200
I'll give you a simple explanation
of what we'll be doing tonight.
939
00:53:17,760 --> 00:53:19,800
This is about people wanting pizza
940
00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:22,600
and us giving it to them.
That's the goal.
941
00:53:22,720 --> 00:53:24,960
Plus, this is Pizza Movies,
942
00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:26,720
a powerful, winning concept.
943
00:53:26,880 --> 00:53:29,200
But how do we deliver them?
944
00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:32,360
You'll deliver on foot.
945
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:35,600
Like Spike Lee inDo the Right Thing.
946
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:37,480
- All right?
- Okay.
947
00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:39,160
That's the idea.
948
00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:40,640
I have a scooter.
949
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:42,600
I mean, I can use it
950
00:53:42,720 --> 00:53:44,880
or lend it to my workmates.
951
00:53:45,040 --> 00:53:49,520
If we don't have tickets
for public transport, we might do...
952
00:53:49,680 --> 00:53:51,120
In that case maybe...
953
00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:54,320
Are we talking about
the whole metropolitan area...?
954
00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:56,600
Yes, the whole area.
955
00:53:56,760 --> 00:53:59,200
But that's not it.
It's not about tickets.
956
00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:02,000
It's not about tickets or transport.
957
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:04,440
This is about something else.
958
00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:06,480
Creating a small business model,
959
00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:10,600
but one that is simple and genuine,
attractive and unique.
960
00:54:10,720 --> 00:54:12,120
Let's not get distracted.
961
00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:15,160
This is about delivering pizzas, okay?
962
00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:18,160
It seems simple, but it's not.
963
00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:22,440
It's important.
You make up part of a huge chain,
964
00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:25,000
a chain in which each link counts.
965
00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:27,120
No link, no chain.
966
00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:29,040
Do you get it? A beautiful idea.
967
00:54:29,240 --> 00:54:31,040
We're not delivering pizza.
968
00:54:31,240 --> 00:54:32,280
It's a dream.
969
00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:34,640
Thais's dream. She had the idea.
970
00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:36,200
She created all of this.
971
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:37,800
It all begins tonight.
972
00:54:37,960 --> 00:54:40,400
So, put on those uniforms,
973
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:44,000
go out into the city,
and deliver pizzas.
974
00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:45,840
Deliver food, deliver the dream.
975
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:48,640
What people receive
in their homes tonight
976
00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:51,000
is Pizza Movies.
977
00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:53,480
It's food, but also Hollywood.
978
00:54:53,640 --> 00:54:54,720
It's film history.
979
00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:58,240
It's the Oscars, Hollywood,
the Goya Awards,
980
00:54:58,360 --> 00:55:00,600
the Lumières, Segundo de Chomón,
981
00:55:00,720 --> 00:55:04,040
Méliès, the Palme d'Or,
Italian neorealism,
982
00:55:04,240 --> 00:55:06,360
Turkish cinema, it's celluloid
983
00:55:06,440 --> 00:55:07,680
in your mouth.
984
00:55:07,760 --> 00:55:09,440
It's hopes and dreams, okay?
985
00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:12,680
We begin tonight and this is the first
986
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:15,000
of many nights of hopes,
987
00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:17,120
gluten and cinema.
988
00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:20,160
It's Pizza Movies.
And you're part of the dream.
989
00:55:20,320 --> 00:55:23,000
Pizza Movies! Pizza Movies!
990
00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:25,360
Come on, let's do this! Thanks!
991
00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:27,720
Let's do this! Let's do this!
992
00:55:28,680 --> 00:55:30,320
Thank you so much!
993
00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:35,600
3 NEW ORDERS
994
00:55:45,520 --> 00:55:47,320
- Thanks, mate.
- Sounds like fun.
995
00:55:47,440 --> 00:55:49,440
Your pizza thing is fun too, huh?
996
00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:51,680
Yeah, but more than just that.
997
00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:52,840
Yeah, sure.
998
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:55,120
- It's about saving cinema.
- Sure.
999
00:55:55,280 --> 00:55:56,800
- We're film critics.
- Yeah.
1000
00:55:56,960 --> 00:55:58,480
I'm a hardcore critic.
1001
00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:00,440
- Cool.
- Independent cinema.
1002
00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:03,120
So the thing is that...
1003
00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:04,320
Yeah?
1004
00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:07,600
In the end,
we might not save the silver screen,
1005
00:56:07,720 --> 00:56:08,920
but with pizzas...
1006
00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:10,440
For sure. Bye.
1007
00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:14,360
Hi, we're a new pizzeria.
1008
00:56:14,520 --> 00:56:16,360
Check us out on Instagram.
1009
00:56:19,680 --> 00:56:22,600
If you like smoking,
you'll like Pizza Movies.
1010
00:56:22,720 --> 00:56:24,520
It's just as addictive.
1011
00:56:26,160 --> 00:56:27,480
Silence, we're rolling!
1012
00:56:27,640 --> 00:56:30,280
How many times did you see a film
and say:
1013
00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:32,760
"Wow, it's good enough to eat"?
1014
00:56:32,920 --> 00:56:35,320
Well, now at Pizza Movies you can!
1015
00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:37,960
Marilyn Monroe pizza.
1016
00:56:39,320 --> 00:56:40,640
The ET pizza.
1017
00:56:41,320 --> 00:56:42,480
I have to finish it.
1018
00:56:43,160 --> 00:56:45,120
Tom Cruise pizza.
1019
00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:46,960
Pizza Movies, follow us!
1020
00:56:51,640 --> 00:56:52,760
Hi there.
1021
00:56:53,360 --> 00:56:54,640
Your pizza.
1022
00:56:56,600 --> 00:56:57,600
HAL.
1023
00:56:57,760 --> 00:57:00,000
Yeah, that's HAL's eye.
1024
00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:01,360
The egg is its eye.
1025
00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:02,880
How about a Monolith?
1026
00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:05,400
Then the box wouldn't close.
1027
00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:06,920
But it's essential.
1028
00:57:07,120 --> 00:57:09,280
Technology versus spirituality.
1029
00:57:09,400 --> 00:57:10,520
That's the film.
1030
00:57:10,680 --> 00:57:12,480
I'm a film critic.
1031
00:57:12,640 --> 00:57:14,600
I wrote about Kubrick. Interested?
1032
00:57:14,760 --> 00:57:15,720
Yeah...
1033
00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:17,440
Here.
1034
00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:20,760
Costs ten euros, it's yours for five.
1035
00:57:20,920 --> 00:57:22,360
I'll go fetch my card...
1036
00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:24,520
No, it has to be in cash.
1037
00:57:24,680 --> 00:57:26,440
- A five-euro note?
- Fine.
1038
00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:28,320
Don't you have cash?
1039
00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:29,480
Who does?
1040
00:57:29,640 --> 00:57:31,360
It all comes down to that.
1041
00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:32,400
NEW ORDER
1042
00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:36,320
Psycho pizza.
1043
00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:38,840
The flavour of crime.
1044
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:41,440
Ready to deliv... er!
1045
00:57:42,800 --> 00:57:43,800
This isn'tPsycho.
1046
00:57:44,400 --> 00:57:45,600
No way.
1047
00:57:46,840 --> 00:57:50,040
Well, we'll rename it:
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
1048
00:57:51,040 --> 00:57:52,360
- Done.
- In HD.
1049
00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:54,400
Tell the delivery guy.
Off you go.
1050
00:57:56,680 --> 00:57:58,920
No, Mum, I can't miss work again.
1051
00:57:59,120 --> 00:58:00,360
I can't.
1052
00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:02,440
Would you ask me if I were a lawyer?
1053
00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:05,760
This is the same, but with pizzas.
1054
00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:11,600
My job is important.
1055
00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:14,120
You never want to admit it, but it is.
1056
00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:16,040
Everyone needs to eat, right?
1057
00:58:16,240 --> 00:58:18,440
Well, I make sure they do.
1058
00:58:18,600 --> 00:58:20,240
And I make them happy, too.
1059
00:58:20,360 --> 00:58:23,280
{\an8}Guys! The Pizza Movie pizzas are here!
1060
00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:24,960
{\an8}Yay!
1061
00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:27,760
{\an8}Open it!
1062
00:58:32,840 --> 00:58:35,640
{\an8}Pizza Movies! Pizza Movies!
1063
00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:37,480
{\an8}Film pizzas? Don't believe it.
1064
00:58:37,640 --> 00:58:39,200
{\an8}These guys rock, bro.
1065
00:58:40,880 --> 00:58:44,120
{\an8}2001 A Space Odyssey
isn't the novel or the book.
1066
00:58:44,280 --> 00:58:46,360
{\an8}The delivery guy wrote this.
1067
00:58:46,520 --> 00:58:48,680
{\an8}We'll carry on trying out these pizzas
1068
00:58:48,840 --> 00:58:50,440
{\an8}along with you guys.
1069
00:58:50,600 --> 00:58:53,240
{\an8}We'll be here
so you can grab a taste too.
1070
00:58:57,360 --> 00:58:58,800
Where are the critics?
1071
00:59:01,720 --> 00:59:05,160
Erm... but someone must know.
1072
00:59:05,320 --> 00:59:08,320
The critics need to be here.
The film has to start.
1073
00:59:09,480 --> 00:59:10,840
Well this is great.
1074
00:59:16,520 --> 00:59:19,800
I feel like I've had a sort of
creative explosion.
1075
00:59:19,960 --> 00:59:21,680
All those years in the agency
1076
00:59:21,840 --> 00:59:23,440
where my hands were tied,
1077
00:59:23,600 --> 00:59:27,480
and now I'm getting a flood of ideas,
and images of pizzas.
1078
00:59:27,640 --> 00:59:30,160
The other day while having a crap
I saw...
1079
00:59:30,320 --> 00:59:32,680
Jumanji 2. The one with the...
1080
00:59:32,840 --> 00:59:34,760
It's amazing, I'm over the moon.
1081
00:59:34,920 --> 00:59:36,280
I'm still depressed,
1082
00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:38,600
but much happier, you know?
1083
00:59:38,720 --> 00:59:40,760
- I feel...
- Sure, sure.
1084
00:59:40,920 --> 00:59:42,920
There's something you didn't see.
1085
00:59:43,120 --> 00:59:44,720
This'll make you happy.
1086
00:59:44,880 --> 00:59:46,160
- Our account.
- What?
1087
00:59:46,320 --> 00:59:48,520
Over ?30,000, look.
1088
00:59:48,680 --> 00:59:52,320
- Check it out! Check it out!
- Oh my God!
1089
00:59:52,440 --> 00:59:55,600
Oh, sweetie! I can't believe it.
1090
00:59:56,040 --> 00:59:57,960
- It's awesome.
- Oh my God!
1091
00:59:58,640 --> 01:00:01,200
We need to be really careful, Alan.
1092
01:00:01,360 --> 01:00:03,800
Money comes and goes.
1093
01:00:03,960 --> 01:00:05,920
We need to keep that money.
1094
01:00:06,120 --> 01:00:07,320
- And enjoy it.
- Yes.
1095
01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:09,160
Look at the city.
1096
01:00:09,880 --> 01:00:11,360
Some see a city.
1097
01:00:11,480 --> 01:00:12,600
I see pizzas.
1098
01:00:12,720 --> 01:00:14,680
Each house is a pizza.
1099
01:00:16,360 --> 01:00:17,400
Orders.
1100
01:00:17,880 --> 01:00:20,960
Full of orders.
What do you see?
1101
01:00:21,640 --> 01:00:23,240
I need my glasses...
1102
01:00:23,360 --> 01:00:26,400
But you know what I'm saying?
You have to enjoy it.
1103
01:00:26,880 --> 01:00:29,600
So, the most effective way of doing it
1104
01:00:30,200 --> 01:00:33,480
is just doing it,
and that's what we've achieved.
1105
01:00:33,640 --> 01:00:34,680
And in spades.
1106
01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:36,320
Great, brilliant.
1107
01:00:36,440 --> 01:00:38,360
- Good?
- Terrific.
1108
01:00:39,320 --> 01:00:40,320
Great.
1109
01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:48,640
- Enric, can I have a word?
- Sure.
1110
01:00:50,360 --> 01:00:53,920
Remember the pizzeria
my wife and I were going to open?
1111
01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:55,120
No.
1112
01:00:55,600 --> 01:00:57,760
Doesn't matter. The thing is...
1113
01:00:58,160 --> 01:01:01,760
we've opened it
and business is going really well.
1114
01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:04,440
Is it? Great, congrats.
1115
01:01:04,600 --> 01:01:05,640
Thanks.
1116
01:01:05,800 --> 01:01:07,800
In fact, it's going so well that
1117
01:01:07,960 --> 01:01:09,960
I've decided to do it full time.
1118
01:01:10,160 --> 01:01:11,920
So... I'm quitting.
1119
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:15,400
Hang on.
You're quitting the agency
1120
01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:17,600
to open a pizzeria?
1121
01:01:18,360 --> 01:01:21,760
It's insane, but I think so.
1122
01:01:21,920 --> 01:01:23,840
I'm gobsmacked.
1123
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:27,200
Will you treat us to a pizza one day?
1124
01:01:27,360 --> 01:01:29,600
Yeah. It's a delivery service.
1125
01:01:29,760 --> 01:01:31,920
So deliver pizzas to the agency.
1126
01:01:32,120 --> 01:01:33,800
Sure, wherever you want.
1127
01:01:33,960 --> 01:01:36,320
Yeah, I'll send pizzas for everyone.
1128
01:01:36,440 --> 01:01:37,640
Whatever happens,
1129
01:01:37,800 --> 01:01:40,320
- we're always here for you.
- Wow, thanks.
1130
01:01:40,800 --> 01:01:42,640
- Thanks so much, Enric.
- Bye.
1131
01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:44,360
- I'll send you one.
- Okay.
1132
01:01:54,680 --> 01:01:57,320
Turn left.
1133
01:01:58,440 --> 01:02:01,040
Turn left.
1134
01:02:09,400 --> 01:02:12,200
Wow. What a daft little buzz.
1135
01:02:12,360 --> 01:02:14,800
There's a pizzeria that has gone viral
1136
01:02:14,960 --> 01:02:17,320
that makes film-themed pizzas.
1137
01:02:17,440 --> 01:02:18,480
Check this out.
1138
01:02:18,640 --> 01:02:20,600
Fair play for spotting Tom Cruise,
1139
01:02:20,720 --> 01:02:23,000
but it's some bloke
who's like him.
1140
01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:25,200
This is as bad as Troll 2.
1141
01:02:25,360 --> 01:02:26,680
Now let's play Minecraft
1142
01:02:26,840 --> 01:02:28,360
with a Hello Kitty mod.
1143
01:02:28,960 --> 01:02:31,760
Hey, Alan. Have you seen this?
1144
01:02:31,920 --> 01:02:34,120
They're all sort of cryptobros.
1145
01:02:34,680 --> 01:02:37,000
Gym buddies on steroids.
1146
01:02:37,200 --> 01:02:38,800
Looking for laughs.
1147
01:02:38,960 --> 01:02:40,480
They're posting memes.
1148
01:02:41,880 --> 01:02:44,320
Okay, all right.
Let them fucking laugh.
1149
01:02:44,440 --> 01:02:45,960
I don't give a damn.
1150
01:02:46,160 --> 01:02:48,320
We've got a winner.
1151
01:02:48,440 --> 01:02:50,040
Pay up, then laugh at us.
1152
01:02:50,240 --> 01:02:52,120
Do what you want with the pizza.
1153
01:02:52,280 --> 01:02:53,360
Pizza Movies.
1154
01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:54,680
All right? Okay?
1155
01:02:54,760 --> 01:02:57,600
What about copyright infringement?
I'm a lawyer.
1156
01:03:09,800 --> 01:03:11,360
{\an8}NEW CLIENT
1157
01:03:11,440 --> 01:03:13,440
{\an8}ORDER ON ITS WAY
1158
01:03:28,920 --> 01:03:30,840
{\an8}SERVING
ESTIMATED TIME: 26 MIN.
1159
01:03:51,880 --> 01:03:53,280
Straight ahead.
1160
01:03:53,760 --> 01:03:55,280
You can put it there.
1161
01:03:55,400 --> 01:03:57,600
I'll fetch my wallet.
1162
01:04:01,680 --> 01:04:03,280
Where did I put it?
1163
01:04:05,200 --> 01:04:06,720
Do you like music?
1164
01:04:08,680 --> 01:04:10,160
Yeah, I'm a music critic.
1165
01:04:11,360 --> 01:04:12,400
Yeah.
1166
01:04:54,560 --> 01:04:55,960
I love art.
1167
01:04:56,160 --> 01:04:57,240
Me too.
1168
01:04:57,360 --> 01:04:59,000
But not just music.
1169
01:04:59,200 --> 01:05:01,840
Painting, cinema...
1170
01:05:02,520 --> 01:05:04,400
- Sculpture.
- Theatre.
1171
01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:06,680
But it's a pity that
1172
01:05:07,440 --> 01:05:08,880
in this day and age
1173
01:05:09,040 --> 01:05:12,600
quality art can't be made in public.
1174
01:05:13,520 --> 01:05:16,880
It has to be created
in the privacy of your own home.
1175
01:05:17,040 --> 01:05:18,480
There's no other choice.
1176
01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:21,160
Anyone who does it outside
1177
01:05:21,320 --> 01:05:23,320
is committing an indecent act.
1178
01:05:24,240 --> 01:05:25,520
There's the money.
1179
01:05:28,120 --> 01:05:29,400
But this is a lot.
1180
01:05:29,560 --> 01:05:31,240
It includes a tip.
1181
01:05:34,200 --> 01:05:36,480
And a letter for your bosses.
1182
01:05:38,400 --> 01:05:39,480
ATTN: PIZZA MOVIES
1183
01:05:42,840 --> 01:05:45,280
There was no address to send it to.
1184
01:05:45,760 --> 01:05:47,280
Is it a dark kitchen?
1185
01:05:50,320 --> 01:05:52,840
Go on,
people will find out in the end.
1186
01:05:52,960 --> 01:05:56,160
All it takes is a few calls
and the news is out.
1187
01:05:58,200 --> 01:06:00,840
This isn't personal,
it's about your bosses.
1188
01:06:03,720 --> 01:06:06,040
- Your pizza will go cold.
- No worries.
1189
01:06:06,240 --> 01:06:08,480
If they have a dark kitchen, fine.
1190
01:06:08,640 --> 01:06:10,760
We just add it to the case.
1191
01:06:14,360 --> 01:06:15,720
Go on, take the letter.
1192
01:06:20,360 --> 01:06:21,360
Take the letter.
1193
01:06:24,200 --> 01:06:25,360
Take the letter.
1194
01:06:26,840 --> 01:06:27,920
Take it.
1195
01:06:35,680 --> 01:06:36,960
Go to sleep.
1196
01:06:37,160 --> 01:06:38,400
Go to sleep.
1197
01:06:39,280 --> 01:06:40,400
Go to sleep.
1198
01:06:40,560 --> 01:06:41,840
Go to sleep.
1199
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:43,000
Mummy...
1200
01:06:43,200 --> 01:06:45,120
I need a winch, I need a winch.
1201
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:51,000
Action!
1202
01:06:52,720 --> 01:06:54,280
{\an8}THE COURT CASE
1203
01:07:02,840 --> 01:07:04,320
Do we have to wait for...
1204
01:07:05,240 --> 01:07:06,600
Silence in court.
1205
01:07:06,920 --> 01:07:10,240
I give the floor to the prosecutor,
1206
01:07:10,400 --> 01:07:12,840
Mr. Miquel Bassas.
1207
01:07:13,160 --> 01:07:16,000
Thank you, Your Honour.
Let's look at the facts.
1208
01:07:16,200 --> 01:07:19,320
The defendants opened a business
in Barcelona
1209
01:07:19,760 --> 01:07:20,960
seven months ago.
1210
01:07:21,160 --> 01:07:23,360
They opened a pizzeria: Pizza Movies.
1211
01:07:23,520 --> 01:07:26,520
They concentrated on
using ingredients to depict
1212
01:07:26,600 --> 01:07:29,360
well-known films
on the pizza itself.
1213
01:07:29,480 --> 01:07:30,800
"Jurassic the Park",
1214
01:07:30,960 --> 01:07:31,960
"ET the Alien",
1215
01:07:32,160 --> 01:07:33,120
Floridablanca...
1216
01:07:33,760 --> 01:07:36,120
Tom Cruise, Samantha Fox,
1217
01:07:36,280 --> 01:07:37,440
Ingmar Bergman,
1218
01:07:37,600 --> 01:07:38,680
using pepperoni.
1219
01:07:39,280 --> 01:07:42,280
Tarkovsky's face
using bacon and olives.
1220
01:07:42,400 --> 01:07:44,120
That's unacceptable,
1221
01:07:44,200 --> 01:07:46,360
but they're not being charged
for that.
1222
01:07:46,440 --> 01:07:48,000
The case blew up
1223
01:07:48,160 --> 01:07:52,240
in March when an anonymous user
on X
1224
01:07:52,920 --> 01:07:55,640
tagged my client.
1225
01:07:57,440 --> 01:07:58,440
Who is he?
1226
01:07:59,520 --> 01:08:01,800
The director Spike Lee.
1227
01:08:01,960 --> 01:08:04,400
Are you familiar
with the film director?
1228
01:08:04,480 --> 01:08:05,720
I don't know his work.
1229
01:08:05,800 --> 01:08:08,360
As I said, he was tagged in the tweet
1230
01:08:08,520 --> 01:08:10,720
in which there is a photo
1231
01:08:11,280 --> 01:08:15,280
with a group of people posing,
the delivery staff.
1232
01:08:15,560 --> 01:08:17,120
They're wearing uniforms.
1233
01:08:17,920 --> 01:08:21,560
And what a surprise,
the clothing is an exact copy
1234
01:08:22,040 --> 01:08:24,000
of what the characters wore
1235
01:08:24,200 --> 01:08:27,320
in Spike Lee's film, my client,
Do the Right Thing.
1236
01:08:27,480 --> 01:08:30,240
The issue is that Spike Lee
1237
01:08:30,360 --> 01:08:32,800
got wind of this tweet
1238
01:08:32,880 --> 01:08:35,960
and wrote this wonderful piece.
1239
01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:40,640
This is bullshit!
1240
01:08:42,280 --> 01:08:43,960
I think that Mr. Lee fell short.
1241
01:08:44,160 --> 01:08:47,320
Star Studios Branded Content
1242
01:08:48,160 --> 01:08:49,440
wishes to prove
1243
01:08:49,600 --> 01:08:53,280
that behind a façade
of amusing viral clickbait,
1244
01:08:53,800 --> 01:08:56,280
there are just two psychopaths hiding.
1245
01:08:56,440 --> 01:08:59,680
Two unscrupulous individuals
who hate cinema,
1246
01:08:59,880 --> 01:09:01,400
who hate culture,
1247
01:09:01,560 --> 01:09:02,880
and whose actions
1248
01:09:03,360 --> 01:09:05,000
are nothing more than terrorism.
1249
01:09:05,160 --> 01:09:07,600
They must be tried as terrorists.
1250
01:09:08,120 --> 01:09:09,280
Thank you, Your Honour.
1251
01:09:09,440 --> 01:09:11,960
Thank you for your statement,
Mr. Bassas.
1252
01:09:12,160 --> 01:09:14,520
I would ask the defendants to tell me
1253
01:09:14,680 --> 01:09:17,400
if they are aware
of what the lawyer means...
1254
01:09:17,560 --> 01:09:20,240
the claim filed by the lawyer
in your particular case?
1255
01:09:20,320 --> 01:09:21,360
Yes, Your Honour.
1256
01:09:21,480 --> 01:09:24,480
We'd like our lawyer to be present.
1257
01:09:24,640 --> 01:09:25,680
And where is he?
1258
01:09:27,600 --> 01:09:29,480
He's having trouble getting here,
1259
01:09:29,640 --> 01:09:31,760
he's travelling
from outside Barcelona.
1260
01:09:31,880 --> 01:09:34,280
I imagine he'll have an explanation.
1261
01:09:34,960 --> 01:09:35,960
In any case,
1262
01:09:36,160 --> 01:09:38,720
we'll take a 20-minute recess.
1263
01:09:38,880 --> 01:09:40,840
- Thank you, Your Honour.
- Thank you.
1264
01:09:40,920 --> 01:09:41,800
You're welcome.
1265
01:09:43,800 --> 01:09:46,840
This is a nightmare.
It's all so weird.
1266
01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:48,520
If it were a courtroom...
1267
01:09:48,680 --> 01:09:51,640
I thought this would be like
a court case in films,
1268
01:09:51,800 --> 01:09:54,200
but it's nothing like it.
It's hideous.
1269
01:09:54,760 --> 01:09:56,760
Seems they're like this in Spain.
1270
01:09:56,920 --> 01:10:00,560
Quique goes a lot,
he tells me this is the set up:
1271
01:10:00,720 --> 01:10:02,840
like a notary's office or worse...
1272
01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:05,560
A really bleak room, no furniture.
1273
01:10:05,680 --> 01:10:08,360
I don't know
who these people are either.
1274
01:10:08,680 --> 01:10:11,520
Is it free admission to a court case?
1275
01:10:11,680 --> 01:10:14,720
Can just anyone walk in?
Who are they?
1276
01:10:19,320 --> 01:10:20,680
Sorry, sorry, sorry...
1277
01:10:21,800 --> 01:10:23,200
Sorry... sorry.
1278
01:10:25,200 --> 01:10:26,200
Sorry.
1279
01:10:26,800 --> 01:10:28,600
I sit here. May I?
1280
01:10:29,000 --> 01:10:30,600
This is my place.
1281
01:10:31,880 --> 01:10:33,120
Is it taken?
1282
01:10:34,200 --> 01:10:35,920
It won't go any further.
1283
01:10:36,120 --> 01:10:38,280
Keep trying, I can't fit in.
1284
01:10:38,360 --> 01:10:39,760
Whenever you're ready.
1285
01:10:40,480 --> 01:10:44,200
Sorry, I had... I've come from Mongat
1286
01:10:44,360 --> 01:10:46,880
and there was
a misunderstanding with...
1287
01:10:47,040 --> 01:10:48,360
Could you speak up?
1288
01:10:48,480 --> 01:10:50,960
Yes, there was a hitch,
1289
01:10:51,160 --> 01:10:52,720
I've come from Mongat.
1290
01:10:52,880 --> 01:10:55,560
I took the wrong exit
1291
01:10:55,720 --> 01:10:57,760
and going back is always difficult.
1292
01:10:58,160 --> 01:11:00,520
- I apologise, Mr. Honorary.
- Excuse me?
1293
01:11:01,320 --> 01:11:04,600
If you don't mind:
"Judge" or "Your Honour".
1294
01:11:06,120 --> 01:11:07,640
Sorry, it's just...
1295
01:11:08,160 --> 01:11:10,320
I'm nervous, miss.
1296
01:11:10,440 --> 01:11:11,840
You have the floor.
1297
01:11:11,920 --> 01:11:14,000
With your permission, Miss Honour.
1298
01:11:14,800 --> 01:11:18,040
I would like you to taste this pizza.
1299
01:11:23,720 --> 01:11:26,600
So, does it taste of resentment?
1300
01:11:27,560 --> 01:11:29,560
It tastes of pizza. It's good.
1301
01:11:29,680 --> 01:11:31,560
It tastes of childhood fantasies.
1302
01:11:32,200 --> 01:11:34,600
To be honest,
it tastes of the ingredients.
1303
01:11:35,160 --> 01:11:36,840
They're not the usual kind.
1304
01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:39,320
I find it amusing.
1305
01:11:39,400 --> 01:11:41,000
It's original.
1306
01:11:41,240 --> 01:11:42,760
With your permission.
1307
01:11:42,960 --> 01:11:46,400
They don't seem to have been done
by an adult.
1308
01:11:46,560 --> 01:11:49,400
They're out of proportion.
You don't know if...
1309
01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:52,240
it's a dinosaur or a gremlin.
1310
01:11:52,400 --> 01:11:55,200
But it's a dinosaur,
there's no doubt about it.
1311
01:11:55,360 --> 01:11:59,480
Maybe drawn by a child
or someone with hydrocephaly.
1312
01:11:59,640 --> 01:12:01,760
What I'm saying is that obviously...
1313
01:12:02,360 --> 01:12:06,120
Objectively, and without wishing
to contradict you, Miss Honour,
1314
01:12:06,840 --> 01:12:09,680
the designs are quite ugly.
1315
01:12:11,760 --> 01:12:14,400
What we do agree on
is that they taste good.
1316
01:12:15,360 --> 01:12:16,720
Yes, they are.
1317
01:12:18,600 --> 01:12:20,760
That's my defence statement.
1318
01:12:25,120 --> 01:12:27,440
I threw a dinner party in an Airbnb...
1319
01:12:27,560 --> 01:12:28,720
Objection!
1320
01:12:29,160 --> 01:12:30,000
Why?
1321
01:12:30,840 --> 01:12:32,000
Airbnb.
1322
01:12:32,200 --> 01:12:34,280
I live in Madrid, I rented an Airbnb.
1323
01:12:34,440 --> 01:12:36,760
Objection overruled.
Continue.
1324
01:12:36,920 --> 01:12:40,560
So, I threw a dinner party
and Alan and Thais came.
1325
01:12:40,720 --> 01:12:42,880
Thais and I go back a long way.
1326
01:12:43,040 --> 01:12:46,440
That's when they told me
about opening the pizzeria.
1327
01:12:47,120 --> 01:12:50,160
- I said it was a terrible idea.
- Obviously, it is.
1328
01:12:50,280 --> 01:12:52,000
Horrible as well as criminal.
1329
01:12:52,120 --> 01:12:52,920
Objection.
1330
01:12:53,000 --> 01:12:54,120
Order! That's enough.
1331
01:12:54,800 --> 01:12:56,360
Sorry, sorry.
1332
01:12:56,440 --> 01:12:58,360
What I literally said was
1333
01:12:58,520 --> 01:13:00,040
you'd have to be a moron.
1334
01:13:00,200 --> 01:13:01,680
Not in a nasty way,
1335
01:13:01,840 --> 01:13:03,720
but it was what I thought.
1336
01:13:03,880 --> 01:13:06,560
These things are said jokingly,
1337
01:13:06,720 --> 01:13:07,840
but they're the truth.
1338
01:13:07,920 --> 01:13:09,680
No more questions, Your Honour.
1339
01:13:10,520 --> 01:13:12,800
This might take a turn at any minute.
1340
01:13:12,960 --> 01:13:16,040
Yeah.
And not necessarily for the best.
1341
01:13:16,720 --> 01:13:19,800
...I was visiting a friend
and ordered a pizza.
1342
01:13:19,960 --> 01:13:22,400
We started eating and he was like:
1343
01:13:22,560 --> 01:13:23,920
The Ten Commandments.
1344
01:13:24,040 --> 01:13:25,360
Reverse shot,
1345
01:13:25,520 --> 01:13:27,560
wide shot, reverse shot.
1346
01:13:27,720 --> 01:13:29,520
Wide shot. Cecil B. DeMille.
1347
01:13:29,680 --> 01:13:31,680
Weird people go to those dinners.
1348
01:13:31,840 --> 01:13:32,960
Artists...
1349
01:13:33,120 --> 01:13:34,720
but I've grown tired of it.
1350
01:13:34,880 --> 01:13:36,440
So my partner and I
1351
01:13:36,600 --> 01:13:39,600
decided to go and live in Cádiz.
1352
01:13:39,760 --> 01:13:41,320
They sneered at us.
1353
01:13:41,480 --> 01:13:42,880
They were arguing,
1354
01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:45,400
sort of whispering, talking about us.
1355
01:13:45,560 --> 01:13:48,120
They're rather childish.
1356
01:13:48,280 --> 01:13:49,440
Their view
1357
01:13:50,200 --> 01:13:52,120
of the world is not realistic.
1358
01:13:52,520 --> 01:13:53,280
Especially her.
1359
01:13:54,240 --> 01:13:56,760
As a result, her son
1360
01:13:56,920 --> 01:13:59,680
is slightly traumatised by her fears.
1361
01:14:00,120 --> 01:14:01,360
We can see it here:
1362
01:14:01,520 --> 01:14:04,120
the alien is completely drugged.
1363
01:14:04,880 --> 01:14:07,040
Cruise has a cynical grin.
1364
01:14:07,680 --> 01:14:10,840
The dinosaur's face is salmonella.
1365
01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:12,160
Just in case,
1366
01:14:12,320 --> 01:14:14,720
we've brought a real pizza chef.
1367
01:14:14,920 --> 01:14:17,240
- This is Max Morbo.
- Thanks.
1368
01:14:17,400 --> 01:14:22,000
From my humble point of view
as a pizza chef...
1369
01:14:25,360 --> 01:14:27,680
this isn't right.
1370
01:14:31,240 --> 01:14:34,280
It looks awful,
it doesn't hold up semiotically,
1371
01:14:34,400 --> 01:14:38,160
there are no vestiges of...
1372
01:14:38,320 --> 01:14:40,560
cave paintings,
1373
01:14:41,360 --> 01:14:42,560
even shamanic images.
1374
01:14:42,720 --> 01:14:44,160
It's so annoying
1375
01:14:44,320 --> 01:14:47,960
that anyone can consider themselves
a pizza chef.
1376
01:14:48,320 --> 01:14:50,480
Aren't you going to ask him anything?
1377
01:14:50,960 --> 01:14:53,720
...and I also saw that they hired
1378
01:14:53,880 --> 01:14:56,280
cultural critics,
cultural journalists,
1379
01:14:56,440 --> 01:14:57,920
I saw trouble brewing.
1380
01:14:58,040 --> 01:15:00,280
That guy is a traitor!
1381
01:15:00,440 --> 01:15:03,480
They're the bottom feeders
of journalism.
1382
01:15:03,640 --> 01:15:04,680
The pits.
1383
01:15:05,120 --> 01:15:07,680
I don't count sports journalists
as writers.
1384
01:15:08,280 --> 01:15:10,680
Working at Pizza Movies
changed my mind.
1385
01:15:10,840 --> 01:15:13,920
Cultural journalists
can be wonderful people.
1386
01:15:14,520 --> 01:15:17,560
Pizza Movies is an exciting business
1387
01:15:17,720 --> 01:15:19,920
where film is delivered
to people's homes.
1388
01:15:20,040 --> 01:15:21,640
And I found a family there.
1389
01:15:21,800 --> 01:15:25,040
I don't think they deserve
any of this at all.
1390
01:15:25,160 --> 01:15:26,800
And he said to him:
1391
01:15:26,880 --> 01:15:28,600
It was good, huh?
1392
01:15:28,760 --> 01:15:29,920
The what?
1393
01:15:30,480 --> 01:15:31,560
The pizza!
1394
01:15:31,920 --> 01:15:34,440
We'd eaten the pizza.
I hadn't realised,
1395
01:15:34,600 --> 01:15:36,480
but we'd discussed cinema.
1396
01:15:36,640 --> 01:15:39,440
Do you realise
what these guys have achieved?
1397
01:15:39,600 --> 01:15:41,200
They make you discuss cinema.
1398
01:15:41,360 --> 01:15:44,600
They give you a pizza,
horrible like all the others,
1399
01:15:44,760 --> 01:15:46,560
but it keeps you entertained.
1400
01:15:46,720 --> 01:15:48,480
He put his finger on it!
1401
01:15:49,160 --> 01:15:50,200
Last witness.
1402
01:15:51,520 --> 01:15:54,520
I'm glad that the law is finally
1403
01:15:54,960 --> 01:15:56,680
taking this matter seriously.
1404
01:15:57,960 --> 01:16:01,760
I insist on claiming authorship
1405
01:16:01,920 --> 01:16:04,240
of all of Dalí's work.
1406
01:16:04,400 --> 01:16:06,880
Mr. Bassas,
a question for the witness?
1407
01:16:07,200 --> 01:16:09,160
No, Your Honour.
1408
01:16:09,320 --> 01:16:11,400
Thank you.
You may go.
1409
01:16:12,520 --> 01:16:15,640
After listening to the statements
and the submission
1410
01:16:15,800 --> 01:16:17,240
of documents by counsel,
1411
01:16:17,400 --> 01:16:19,400
I hereby conclude this hearing.
1412
01:16:19,560 --> 01:16:21,280
This is going nowhere.
1413
01:16:21,440 --> 01:16:22,760
What are you going to do?
1414
01:16:22,920 --> 01:16:24,640
So, the session is over.
1415
01:16:24,800 --> 01:16:27,560
Your Honour, may I have a minute?
1416
01:16:27,680 --> 01:16:28,760
Not now.
1417
01:16:29,440 --> 01:16:30,680
It's not your turn.
1418
01:16:31,600 --> 01:16:32,640
Thank you.
1419
01:16:35,400 --> 01:16:36,280
All right.
1420
01:16:36,840 --> 01:16:37,840
Erm...
1421
01:16:41,440 --> 01:16:44,280
My husband, Alan, and I...
1422
01:16:45,280 --> 01:16:47,520
He's 48, I'm 45...
1423
01:16:48,480 --> 01:16:51,240
We've been going through
some very tough years.
1424
01:16:53,240 --> 01:16:56,400
We've had a lot of problems.
I believe we're depressed.
1425
01:16:58,240 --> 01:17:00,160
But when we started going out,
1426
01:17:00,920 --> 01:17:06,320
he was a promising visual artists
who created paintings
1427
01:17:07,520 --> 01:17:10,480
that were powerful, dynamic.
1428
01:17:11,200 --> 01:17:15,000
And I fell in love with him
straight away.
1429
01:17:15,960 --> 01:17:20,480
Everything that Alan did was amazing.
1430
01:17:20,640 --> 01:17:22,200
And it was mutual,
1431
01:17:22,360 --> 01:17:25,760
because I was a young
cultural journalist
1432
01:17:25,920 --> 01:17:28,160
specialised in film criticism.
1433
01:17:28,280 --> 01:17:30,240
- Excuse me!
- We spent the nights
1434
01:17:30,400 --> 01:17:31,880
talking about cinema.
1435
01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:35,600
We discussed Bogdanovich,
the films of Cassavetes.
1436
01:17:35,760 --> 01:17:37,440
We talked about Art Brut...
1437
01:17:37,600 --> 01:17:40,640
the Dogme 95 Manifesto...
1438
01:17:41,160 --> 01:17:44,280
the new Hollywood and what have you.
And we screwed.
1439
01:17:45,440 --> 01:17:47,960
An awful lot. A hell of a lot.
1440
01:17:48,160 --> 01:17:49,200
I don't know...
1441
01:17:49,880 --> 01:17:52,360
I remember that the rooms smelled...
1442
01:17:53,960 --> 01:17:56,000
When the sex is wild.
1443
01:17:56,600 --> 01:17:59,600
You understand me, right?
It was amazing.
1444
01:17:59,720 --> 01:18:02,360
But then the crisis came along in 2008
1445
01:18:02,480 --> 01:18:04,000
and destroyed everything.
1446
01:18:04,200 --> 01:18:06,120
Journalism went south,
1447
01:18:06,280 --> 01:18:07,920
Alan had no place to exhibit
1448
01:18:08,520 --> 01:18:10,720
and was forced to work
in the agency
1449
01:18:10,880 --> 01:18:13,480
where he is today, and which he hates.
1450
01:18:13,640 --> 01:18:15,800
To him it's like working
for the devil.
1451
01:18:15,960 --> 01:18:18,800
And my profession
gradually deteriorated
1452
01:18:18,960 --> 01:18:21,640
at the same time
as cinema deteriorated.
1453
01:18:21,800 --> 01:18:23,000
Yeah.
1454
01:18:23,200 --> 01:18:25,520
Someone had to say this.
1455
01:18:25,680 --> 01:18:30,000
And in that gloomy,
fetid hotchpotch...
1456
01:18:33,240 --> 01:18:34,520
an idea bubbles up.
1457
01:18:36,320 --> 01:18:39,120
Perhaps it was crazy, all right.
1458
01:18:39,280 --> 01:18:42,400
Maybe it was a desperate cry.
Okay.
1459
01:18:43,480 --> 01:18:45,480
But ultimately, it's an idea.
1460
01:18:46,240 --> 01:18:48,000
And that idea had a name.
1461
01:18:48,480 --> 01:18:51,160
And that name is Pizza Movies.
1462
01:18:52,160 --> 01:18:53,600
And Pizza Movies
1463
01:18:54,440 --> 01:18:58,600
is not a dark kitchen,
as was alleged here
1464
01:18:59,120 --> 01:19:00,600
on too many occasions.
1465
01:19:00,760 --> 01:19:02,440
Pizza Movies is my life.
1466
01:19:03,720 --> 01:19:06,400
And my husband's.
These are my memories.
1467
01:19:07,280 --> 01:19:11,280
It's what cinema used to mean,
what being alive
1468
01:19:13,280 --> 01:19:15,200
Your Honour, what is going on?
1469
01:19:15,680 --> 01:19:16,880
Silence in court.
1470
01:19:18,840 --> 01:19:19,600
Sorry.
1471
01:19:19,760 --> 01:19:20,880
Anyway,
1472
01:19:21,880 --> 01:19:23,200
Pizza Movies
1473
01:19:25,240 --> 01:19:26,640
is like...
1474
01:19:27,320 --> 01:19:30,960
a distant memory
that comes back into focus
1475
01:19:31,560 --> 01:19:33,520
thanks to... here you have it!
1476
01:19:35,280 --> 01:19:38,000
Simple, badly made pizzas.
1477
01:19:39,200 --> 01:19:41,320
It brings back all those dreams
1478
01:19:41,480 --> 01:19:43,640
of the future we had as kids.
1479
01:19:43,800 --> 01:19:47,120
When you watched a film
at night with your parents.
1480
01:19:47,240 --> 01:19:50,120
We've all been there,
haven't we?
1481
01:19:50,720 --> 01:19:51,800
Right?
1482
01:19:51,960 --> 01:19:53,280
You saw a film
1483
01:19:53,440 --> 01:19:56,840
and had the feeling that absolutely
everything was possible.
1484
01:19:57,000 --> 01:19:59,600
And that as a grownup
you'd achieve
1485
01:19:59,760 --> 01:20:03,920
everything you dreamed of
because it was in films.
1486
01:20:04,400 --> 01:20:05,640
There it was.
1487
01:20:05,800 --> 01:20:08,760
And not this shitty life
we're stuck in
1488
01:20:09,960 --> 01:20:11,960
where neither you or I
1489
01:20:12,480 --> 01:20:13,880
are the least bit important.
1490
01:20:15,520 --> 01:20:18,680
Because you and I are fast food.
1491
01:20:19,960 --> 01:20:21,400
And Pizza Movies,
1492
01:20:21,840 --> 01:20:24,640
ladies and gentlemen,
is not fast food.
1493
01:20:25,240 --> 01:20:26,640
No! No!
1494
01:20:27,240 --> 01:20:28,720
It's a lost cause.
1495
01:20:28,880 --> 01:20:30,840
Sure, sure, here we go.
1496
01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:32,240
Mr. Bassas.
1497
01:20:33,720 --> 01:20:37,240
You people
in your Hollywood world today
1498
01:20:37,400 --> 01:20:39,720
have no idea
what lost causes are,
1499
01:20:39,880 --> 01:20:41,200
dreams, or anything.
1500
01:20:41,320 --> 01:20:43,840
Because it's all fake.
Yes, sir!
1501
01:20:44,000 --> 01:20:45,840
It's all a lie, it's all CGI.
1502
01:20:46,600 --> 01:20:50,040
But lost causes...
Listen to me when I talk to you.
1503
01:20:50,240 --> 01:20:51,320
I am, I am.
1504
01:20:51,520 --> 01:20:53,120
Lost causes
1505
01:20:53,560 --> 01:20:56,560
are the only ones
that are worth fighting for.
1506
01:20:57,160 --> 01:20:59,400
And I fight for them in your name,
1507
01:20:59,560 --> 01:21:01,960
and for all those
who fight to preserve
1508
01:21:02,120 --> 01:21:04,440
their humanity
in these dark times.
1509
01:21:10,960 --> 01:21:12,800
You think we're beaten, right?
1510
01:21:13,920 --> 01:21:16,600
You think we're beaten.
1511
01:21:16,760 --> 01:21:18,800
I regret to inform you
that we're not.
1512
01:21:20,040 --> 01:21:23,040
Never. I intend to carry on
fighting my corner.
1513
01:21:23,800 --> 01:21:25,800
I'll be standing right here.
Yes!
1514
01:21:26,480 --> 01:21:31,240
You can corner us, ostracise us,
I don't care.
1515
01:21:33,240 --> 01:21:37,280
But you can never destroy
our hopes and dreams.
1516
01:21:37,800 --> 01:21:40,600
Never. Because we won't let you.
1517
01:21:40,760 --> 01:21:42,880
- Will we let you?
- No!
1518
01:21:43,000 --> 01:21:45,000
We're searching for happiness.
1519
01:21:45,200 --> 01:21:48,000
And that can never ever...
1520
01:21:49,720 --> 01:21:51,480
be a lost cause.
1521
01:21:52,480 --> 01:21:53,400
Thank you.
1522
01:22:05,400 --> 01:22:07,240
Order in the court, please.
1523
01:22:07,400 --> 01:22:09,400
Do something, please.
1524
01:22:09,560 --> 01:22:11,280
Silence or I'll clear the court.
1525
01:22:11,640 --> 01:22:13,800
Quiet. Let's hear what she says.
1526
01:22:13,880 --> 01:22:16,560
A verdict has been reached.
All right.
1527
01:22:16,720 --> 01:22:20,720
I think the pizzas are fine
and the fact you love each another.
1528
01:22:20,840 --> 01:22:24,240
However, I'm going to order you
to pay ?30,000
1529
01:22:24,400 --> 01:22:26,480
for legal damages.
1530
01:22:26,640 --> 01:22:30,200
From now on,
Pizza Movies will cease its activity
1531
01:22:30,360 --> 01:22:33,240
and 100% of the pizza copyright
1532
01:22:33,400 --> 01:22:36,040
will go to Mr. Spike Lee.
1533
01:22:36,560 --> 01:22:37,720
That is my ruling.
1534
01:22:37,840 --> 01:22:39,480
The court is adjourned.
1535
01:22:44,240 --> 01:22:45,800
No, Thais, not here, sweetie.
1536
01:22:45,880 --> 01:22:48,920
I'm going for lunch
at Pedralbes frankfurters.
1537
01:22:49,160 --> 01:22:50,360
It's time.
1538
01:23:14,000 --> 01:23:15,680
We're not actually that bad.
1539
01:23:16,480 --> 01:23:20,360
Because if we pay the ?30,000 fine
1540
01:23:20,520 --> 01:23:23,200
and the workers' compensation,
1541
01:23:23,800 --> 01:23:26,720
I worked out that we'll be left
with minus ?1,000.
1542
01:23:27,520 --> 01:23:29,960
- Really?
- Isn't that how we always got by?
1543
01:23:30,480 --> 01:23:33,600
- How much did we have when we met?
- Minus 1,000.
1544
01:23:33,720 --> 01:23:35,520
Do you want an Ibuprofen?
1545
01:23:36,120 --> 01:23:37,200
No.
1546
01:23:37,640 --> 01:23:39,240
We don't need it.
1547
01:23:40,640 --> 01:23:43,280
Listen,
I'm not going back to the agency.
1548
01:23:45,000 --> 01:23:48,680
Well I'm not going back to journalism,
they all hate me.
1549
01:23:49,400 --> 01:23:51,040
So what do we do?
1550
01:23:52,520 --> 01:23:54,120
We'll think of something.
1551
01:23:56,320 --> 01:23:58,000
Hey, Alan!
1552
01:23:59,480 --> 01:24:01,520
- What about Hermes?
- Hermes.
1553
01:24:02,160 --> 01:24:03,520
Where is he?
1554
01:24:03,680 --> 01:24:04,840
At home?
1555
01:24:15,520 --> 01:24:17,720
THE END
1556
01:24:22,640 --> 01:24:26,240
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1557
01:25:37,680 --> 01:25:40,520
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1558
01:27:08,200 --> 01:27:14,200
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