1 00:00:15,390 --> 00:00:18,435 [sighs] See you next year, Three Wise Men. 2 00:00:20,729 --> 00:00:22,439 Damn, you're taking this shit down quick. 3 00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:24,483 -It's like living in a CVS. -Yeah, man. 4 00:00:24,566 --> 00:00:25,984 Out with the old. New year, 5 00:00:26,068 --> 00:00:29,071 new Davis Beau Bradley Barrett the Fourth! 6 00:00:29,154 --> 00:00:30,364 [Kel] Are you-- are you good? 7 00:00:30,447 --> 00:00:32,032 Did you brew this with Celsius again? 8 00:00:32,115 --> 00:00:34,368 No, I don't wanna go into the new year moping about AJ. 9 00:00:34,451 --> 00:00:36,370 And yes, Bill's gonna be back at work soon. 10 00:00:36,453 --> 00:00:38,914 And yes, AJ's gonna be all, like, lovey-dovey with him 11 00:00:38,997 --> 00:00:41,250 behind closed doors. But bro's got a plan. 12 00:00:41,333 --> 00:00:42,626 -Oh, you finally going to therapy? -No. 13 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:44,127 I'm just gonna keep withdrawing into myself 14 00:00:44,211 --> 00:00:45,712 until no emotions can reach me. 15 00:00:45,796 --> 00:00:46,797 [Josh] Hey, I'm back. 16 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:48,674 Oh, look who decided to show his face 17 00:00:48,757 --> 00:00:51,009 after not responding to our group text for a week. 18 00:00:51,093 --> 00:00:52,636 There was no service in Turks and Caicos. 19 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:55,097 Yeah, your location was floating over the Atlantic, it freaked us out. 20 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:57,140 -We thought you drowned. -I wish I had. 21 00:00:57,224 --> 00:00:58,976 I thought a one-on-one vacation with my mom 22 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:01,979 would be a nice way to reflect after my dad left her, 23 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:03,855 but all she wanted to do was hook up with the guy 24 00:01:03,939 --> 00:01:05,482 who taught the ceviche-making class. 25 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:08,026 It was the worst. What's this box? 26 00:01:08,110 --> 00:01:09,528 [Davis] Oh, those are the New Year's glasses. 27 00:01:09,611 --> 00:01:11,738 Yeah, we're gonna strut into 27 Bond tomorrow night 28 00:01:11,822 --> 00:01:13,657 wearing those, looking like a hot new boy band. 29 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:15,200 -Yeah, I'm the sexy one. -[Josh] No. 30 00:01:16,118 --> 00:01:17,119 I'm the sexy one. 31 00:01:17,202 --> 00:01:19,830 You're the one who's, like, secretly religious. 32 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:21,331 You're the one who goes bald way too young. 33 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:23,709 O-Okay, stop. I'm sorry, Davis, I can't make it. 34 00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:26,503 My show opens tomorrow, and then there's a cast party afterwards. 35 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:28,338 And sadly, there's no plus-ones. 36 00:01:28,422 --> 00:01:30,132 And I can't afford 27 Bond. 37 00:01:30,215 --> 00:01:31,425 But here's an idea. 38 00:01:31,508 --> 00:01:33,343 We all rewatch Broadcast News 39 00:01:33,427 --> 00:01:35,596 while eating Chinese food from Golden Unicorn. 40 00:01:35,679 --> 00:01:36,680 Hey, man? 41 00:01:37,556 --> 00:01:38,557 That sucks. 42 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:40,601 I can't believe we're not gonna be together for New Year's Eve. 43 00:01:40,684 --> 00:01:44,521 -You know it's my favorite holiday. -What? It's famously the worst holiday. 44 00:01:44,604 --> 00:01:46,815 It is a birthday party for the whole world. 45 00:01:46,898 --> 00:01:49,026 That's cra-- [scoffs] Fine, you know what? 46 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:51,153 I'm gonna go to 27 Bond alone. 47 00:01:51,236 --> 00:01:54,323 And if I get roofied, it's on both of you. 48 00:01:55,907 --> 00:01:58,910 [♪ electronic music playing] 49 00:02:06,168 --> 00:02:10,630 ♪ Do what you feel 'cause everything's real ♪ 50 00:02:10,714 --> 00:02:12,758 ♪ 'Cause everything's real ♪ 51 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:25,145 [Abby] Okay, I'm coming out. 52 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:27,230 How do I look? 53 00:02:28,023 --> 00:02:31,068 Uh, like you're in your work uniform. What am I missing? 54 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:33,528 God damn it. I really thought some jewelry 55 00:02:33,612 --> 00:02:35,947 could step up this basic-ass polo. 56 00:02:36,031 --> 00:02:38,075 Oh, the jewelry! Now I see it. 57 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:40,911 Yes, it's very nice. Very elevated. 58 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:43,497 Don't lie to me. Ugh, I swore I would never go back 59 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:45,957 to a 9-to-5, but thanks to Kel, 60 00:02:46,041 --> 00:02:49,711 I now have to pay for an $18,000 jacket that he made me lose. 61 00:02:49,795 --> 00:02:53,131 Every time you say that amount, I'm shocked you're talking about one coat. 62 00:02:53,215 --> 00:02:54,591 -Mm-hmm. -That's like an entire 63 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:56,134 Price is Right Showcase Showdown. 64 00:02:56,218 --> 00:02:57,427 -Yeah. -[phone dings] 65 00:02:58,553 --> 00:03:00,722 -What is it? -Bill just Slacked the group. 66 00:03:00,806 --> 00:03:03,558 -He is coming back to work tomorrow. -Oh. 67 00:03:03,642 --> 00:03:04,935 Okay, how are you feeling? 68 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:06,228 Fine. 69 00:03:06,311 --> 00:03:08,188 Well, I mean, somewhere between fine and dead. 70 00:03:08,271 --> 00:03:09,940 -Mm. -It's weird. 71 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:12,943 I'm actually more upset that Davis still isn't talking to me. 72 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:15,946 He made work fun. Without him, it's just, like, work. 73 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:18,031 Well, can you blame him for being hurt? 74 00:03:18,115 --> 00:03:19,449 He's in love with you. 75 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:21,410 What? Davis? 76 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:24,746 No. No, that's crazy. 77 00:03:24,830 --> 00:03:26,998 Sorry. I thought it was common knowledge 78 00:03:27,082 --> 00:03:30,293 because it's so obvious to anyone that's seen him speak to you. 79 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:32,587 Abby, we are just friends. No. 80 00:03:32,671 --> 00:03:35,257 If Davis was in love with anybody, it was Bill. 81 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:36,716 I just have to clear the air. 82 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:39,136 Perfect. Well, once you're friends with him again, 83 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:41,721 can you tell him to stop singing in the hallway? It's deafening. 84 00:03:41,805 --> 00:03:43,473 I can't do that. That will kill him. 85 00:03:44,766 --> 00:03:45,767 [Abby] Bye. 86 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:54,693 [Wes] Once again, the world punishes me! When will it ever be my turn? 87 00:03:54,776 --> 00:03:56,736 Well, maybe next year. 88 00:03:56,820 --> 00:03:58,780 Next year I'll be dead! 89 00:04:01,116 --> 00:04:02,492 Hey, Paula. 90 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:03,869 -Is everything okay? -[Paula] No! 91 00:04:03,952 --> 00:04:05,996 Once again, Wes has not been asked 92 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:08,415 to appear on a single live New Year's Eve show. 93 00:04:08,498 --> 00:04:10,167 That's crazy. There's so many shows, 94 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,544 and they're, like, five hours long. 95 00:04:12,627 --> 00:04:15,464 I mean, at this point in his career, the only thing he wants 96 00:04:15,547 --> 00:04:19,718 is to be culturally relevant enough to throw to a performance of Bad Bunny 97 00:04:19,801 --> 00:04:22,095 and play a drinking game with Kyle MacLachlan. 98 00:04:22,179 --> 00:04:24,181 I feel like I've failed him. 99 00:04:25,307 --> 00:04:26,475 I'll give you some space. 100 00:04:33,356 --> 00:04:34,733 Hey, Kate. Got your text. 101 00:04:34,816 --> 00:04:36,234 -You said, uh, you had a box for me? -Yep. 102 00:04:36,318 --> 00:04:38,111 It's all the stuff from your classroom. 103 00:04:38,195 --> 00:04:40,405 Heads up, I used the lost and found box, 104 00:04:40,489 --> 00:04:43,283 so there might be some AirPods and lip gloss rolling around the bottom. 105 00:04:44,242 --> 00:04:45,577 Why-- why are you giving this to me? 106 00:04:45,660 --> 00:04:47,788 I found a permanent replacement to teach your class. 107 00:04:47,871 --> 00:04:50,123 You're free of us. Happy holidays. 108 00:04:50,207 --> 00:04:52,042 Wait, I'm-- I'm sorry. I'm-- I'm confused. 109 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:54,795 So, I'm just done teaching? 110 00:04:54,878 --> 00:04:56,379 I didn't even get to say goodbye to the girls. 111 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:58,340 You always knew this was temporary. 112 00:04:58,423 --> 00:05:00,717 And I know you don't want to be a teacher, so I found someone who does. 113 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:03,220 I-It's just so abrupt. 114 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:05,055 Is everything okay? Are we okay? 115 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:07,766 Oh, we're great. We're so, so good. 116 00:05:07,849 --> 00:05:10,894 We reconnected for this job, and now this job is over. 117 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:12,687 So, goodbye, Kel. 118 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:16,149 [computer keys clacking] 119 00:05:18,610 --> 00:05:20,362 [♪ upbeat jazz music playing] 120 00:05:23,865 --> 00:05:25,116 -What are you doing? -[gasps] 121 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:27,577 Kylie. I'm sorry. I-- I need a break. 122 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:30,664 This stupid algorithm keeps sending me Austin's anti-ketamine ad, 123 00:05:30,747 --> 00:05:33,208 and I, I can't focus on folding sweaters. 124 00:05:33,291 --> 00:05:36,211 Abby, as a woman, I sympathize. 125 00:05:36,294 --> 00:05:38,880 But as your manager, I need you to do your job, 126 00:05:38,964 --> 00:05:41,508 and your job is to fold sweaters. 127 00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:43,426 And once you get good enough at that, I will promote you 128 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:44,970 to rearranging sunglasses. 129 00:05:45,053 --> 00:05:47,138 I'm sorry. You're right. 130 00:05:47,222 --> 00:05:49,474 I'm still getting the hang of working retail. 131 00:05:49,558 --> 00:05:51,309 [laughing] 132 00:05:51,393 --> 00:05:54,729 But I was thinking, if I had more shifts, that might help. 133 00:05:54,813 --> 00:05:56,523 -More shifts? -Mm-hmm. 134 00:05:56,606 --> 00:05:58,650 Abby, you're not exactly our star employee. 135 00:05:58,733 --> 00:06:01,987 June has to refold everything you touch, and she's 73. 136 00:06:04,239 --> 00:06:06,700 Please. I could really, really use the overtime. 137 00:06:06,783 --> 00:06:08,577 Fine. If you want more hours 138 00:06:08,660 --> 00:06:10,829 you can work a double tomorrow on New Year's Eve. 139 00:06:10,912 --> 00:06:12,914 Thank you, Kylie. I will not let you down. 140 00:06:12,998 --> 00:06:14,332 We'll see. 141 00:06:14,416 --> 00:06:16,793 You left your headset on when you went to the bathroom earlier. 142 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:18,753 It was very unpleasant for everyone. 143 00:06:18,837 --> 00:06:21,882 [♪ "I Need You" by Sandy Szigeti playing] 144 00:06:21,965 --> 00:06:24,843 Great meeting. Good meeting. Yeah, the answer's still no. 145 00:06:24,926 --> 00:06:25,927 Hi. 146 00:06:26,011 --> 00:06:28,638 ♪♪ 147 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:30,181 Josh. 148 00:06:30,265 --> 00:06:31,683 Mar-- Martina, there's been a mistake. 149 00:06:31,766 --> 00:06:35,437 I don't see a meeting with spoiled little shit on my calendar. 150 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:38,815 Dad, come on. I just need, like, five minutes. 151 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:42,360 Okay, sure. I've got a board meeting later. 152 00:06:42,444 --> 00:06:44,988 You can stick around and humiliate me in front of them too. 153 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:47,407 Dad, I'm sorry I humiliated you. 154 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:52,412 What's more, I suck. 155 00:06:52,495 --> 00:06:56,416 I'm ungrateful and a stupid, miserable disappointment. 156 00:06:56,499 --> 00:06:58,418 Oh, now we're getting somewhere. Bring it home. 157 00:06:58,501 --> 00:06:59,794 Jesus Christ. 158 00:06:59,878 --> 00:07:02,547 You are a titan of industry, a great father, 159 00:07:02,631 --> 00:07:06,051 role model, broadcaster who looks young enough to be my brother. 160 00:07:06,134 --> 00:07:08,303 And I'll never do anything like that again. 161 00:07:09,220 --> 00:07:11,097 [chuckles] Oh! Apology accepted. 162 00:07:11,181 --> 00:07:14,142 Welcome back, son. How much do you need? 163 00:07:14,225 --> 00:07:15,935 Oh. I don't need your money. 164 00:07:16,019 --> 00:07:17,187 I need something else. 165 00:07:17,937 --> 00:07:19,856 You know Bob Iger, right? 166 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:28,323 [♪ easygoing music playing] 167 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:35,413 [Kel] Dear girls, I hope you're having a wonderful break. 168 00:07:35,497 --> 00:07:37,874 You better not be on TikTok too much. 169 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:39,626 I'm writing to tell you that I won't be joining you 170 00:07:39,709 --> 00:07:42,295 in the new year, as they found a permanent replacement. 171 00:07:42,379 --> 00:07:44,631 When we first met, you were unforgiving, 172 00:07:44,714 --> 00:07:46,883 and gotta be honest, pretty disrespectful. 173 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:49,010 But things changed. You challenged me 174 00:07:49,094 --> 00:07:51,930 and reminded me why it's worth showing up, even when it's hard. 175 00:07:52,013 --> 00:07:54,974 I will miss teaching you. You're like the Dashwood sisters. 176 00:07:55,058 --> 00:07:58,311 Smart, adventurous, and suspicious of newcomers. 177 00:07:58,395 --> 00:08:00,730 I won't compare myself to any of the male characters, 178 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:03,858 since they're all love interests, and that would be weird. 179 00:08:03,942 --> 00:08:05,735 All the best, Mr. W. 180 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:08,988 Kel? We're ready for you. 181 00:08:09,072 --> 00:08:10,281 Thank you, Bianca. 182 00:08:18,039 --> 00:08:20,208 Oh. Hey. Good morning. 183 00:08:20,291 --> 00:08:21,960 Is it cool if I join you in here? 184 00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:26,005 Yes, multiple people can do laundry at the same time. 185 00:08:26,089 --> 00:08:29,384 Sorry, I don't know the etiquette. It's my first time washing my own clothes. 186 00:08:30,385 --> 00:08:32,303 Well, welcome. 187 00:08:32,387 --> 00:08:34,931 Oh, hey, how was Aspen? Did you ski? 188 00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:36,349 Tell me you didn't buy a cowboy hat. 189 00:08:36,433 --> 00:08:39,018 Oh, my God, you did? 190 00:08:39,102 --> 00:08:41,187 You bought a cowboy hat. You tourist! 191 00:08:41,271 --> 00:08:43,022 No, I didn't go to Aspen. 192 00:08:43,106 --> 00:08:45,066 Oh, Bill cheaped out? You did Snowmass? 193 00:08:45,150 --> 00:08:47,277 You can call it Aspen. I won't tell anyone. 194 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:49,446 No, Bill took his ex-girlfriend. They're back together. 195 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:50,822 He dumped me. 196 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:55,410 Oh, man. AJ, I'm so sorry. I had no idea. 197 00:08:55,493 --> 00:08:56,870 Yeah, same. 198 00:08:57,662 --> 00:08:59,664 I just fell hard for someone who turns out 199 00:08:59,748 --> 00:09:01,750 had little to no real interest in me. 200 00:09:03,752 --> 00:09:06,129 -[laughing] -What? 201 00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:10,592 It's just, if the Philadelphia Thirst Monster 202 00:09:10,675 --> 00:09:14,095 is thirsty outside of Philly, is she still the Philadelphia Thirst Monster? 203 00:09:14,179 --> 00:09:15,472 [laughing] Motherfucker! 204 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:16,765 [both laughing] 205 00:09:16,848 --> 00:09:18,349 [dryer buzzing] 206 00:09:19,517 --> 00:09:21,644 God, I wish I didn't have to go to work today. 207 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:23,229 Just take PTO. 208 00:09:23,313 --> 00:09:24,981 My dad works, like, three months a year. 209 00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:28,818 Never. I show up to work, no matter what. 210 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:30,779 And I'm getting my first deal tombstone. 211 00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:32,322 Deal tombstone? 212 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:35,116 They're trophies we give each other for making rich people even richer. 213 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:37,243 [sighs] This world. 214 00:09:37,327 --> 00:09:39,621 Well, I hope you at least have fun New Year's plans tonight. 215 00:09:39,704 --> 00:09:41,873 No! No, I hate New Year's. 216 00:09:41,956 --> 00:09:44,459 -It's the worst holiday. -I was just saying that! 217 00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:45,835 [both] It's so overhyped! 218 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:48,463 Exactly. So tonight, I'm just gonna stay in 219 00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:51,007 and murder a danish while watching a Danish murder show. 220 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:54,511 Yeah, I was gonna do Broadcast News and Chinese food. 221 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,805 Though I do love a Danish murder show. 222 00:09:56,888 --> 00:09:57,972 -Mm. -If you like, 223 00:09:58,056 --> 00:10:00,391 I could bring my takeout over and we could watch it together. 224 00:10:00,475 --> 00:10:02,435 Maybe you can tell me why women only like watching shows 225 00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:03,686 where other women get murdered? 226 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:06,231 Oh, no, no, no, we would prefer it if men got murdered, 227 00:10:06,314 --> 00:10:08,399 -but that just so rarely happens. -Mm. 228 00:10:09,484 --> 00:10:12,070 Alright, well, I'll see you tonight. 229 00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:20,203 You didn't start the machine! 230 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:25,333 [Naya] So, Mr. Johansson, it looks like you're interested in a facelift. 231 00:10:25,416 --> 00:10:28,419 It says here you want to look like Timothée Chalamet. 232 00:10:28,503 --> 00:10:31,089 Exactly. I want to look like a sexy 26-year-old. 233 00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:33,591 But I also want the results to be extremely subtle. 234 00:10:33,675 --> 00:10:35,009 -[door opens] -[Kel] Hi. I'm so sorry. 235 00:10:35,093 --> 00:10:36,678 I know you're with a patient, 236 00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:38,847 but I have to go to rehearsal. I can't wait anymore. 237 00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:40,974 Kel, this is an active medical consult. 238 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:44,102 Yes, I know. I-- sir, I am so sorry. You look great. 239 00:10:44,185 --> 00:10:45,770 I mean, not great. I-It's good you're here. 240 00:10:45,854 --> 00:10:47,397 She's the best. You're gonna love your new face. 241 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:50,483 -What do you want? -I'm in a new play on Broadway, 242 00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:53,528 and I'm leaving two tickets for Mom and Dad at will call for tonight. 243 00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:54,946 I need you to tell them to come. 244 00:10:55,029 --> 00:10:56,406 Kel, I can't get involved. 245 00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:59,033 Mom has barely forgiven me for getting my ankle tattoo. 246 00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:02,745 Look, they will go if it's from you. Please. 247 00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:06,875 I just need them to see what I'm doing and that I'm not some bum. 248 00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:11,004 Fine. I'll tell them about the show. 249 00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:13,506 But if they yell at me, I'm blocking your number. 250 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,885 -I love you, Dr. Washington. -Ew! 251 00:11:16,968 --> 00:11:18,511 Just leave, Kel. 252 00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:21,806 -[door closes] -Actually, could you give me his jawline? 253 00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:22,974 [sighs] 254 00:11:23,057 --> 00:11:24,517 [Abby] Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Excuse me, excuse me. 255 00:11:24,601 --> 00:11:26,436 Wait! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Wait, wait, wait, no! 256 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:29,397 [grunting] You need to work on your functional strength, Abby. 257 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:32,150 Help! Help! Oh, my God, thank you. 258 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:35,195 No! Those were my last nice thing. 259 00:11:35,278 --> 00:11:36,821 And these are my first. 260 00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:47,916 This is all your fault, you asshole! 261 00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:51,002 [♪ rhythmic jazz music playing] 262 00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:54,088 Dickhead! 263 00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:57,717 Hey! Graffiti is a fineable offense. 264 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:01,804 Yes, you, the woman making eye contact with me and holding a Sharpie. 265 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,265 We got a runner. 266 00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:11,439 [♪ rhythmic music playing] 267 00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:17,528 Alright, fuckers. Vacation's over. 268 00:12:17,612 --> 00:12:19,030 In my office. 269 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:27,372 [Davis] Bill sucks! Can't believe I ever wanted him to be best man at my wedding. 270 00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:28,623 [text whooshing] 271 00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:32,001 [Josh] He's the worst. Did AJ tell you? 272 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,921 He dumped her, and took his ex on vacation. 273 00:12:40,218 --> 00:12:42,178 [Bill] Hey. Stop looking at the tombstones. 274 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:45,265 We have work. Alright, so, on my trip, 275 00:12:45,348 --> 00:12:48,393 I spent the day skiing with my friend, Jimmy-- sorry, Mr. Beast. 276 00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:51,646 And he offered me $20,000 277 00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:53,731 to go down a double black blindfolded. 278 00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:56,526 I did it, and now he's willing to hear my pitch 279 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:59,153 on Mr. Beast Feastables buying Hershey. 280 00:12:59,237 --> 00:13:01,990 So, do not plan on leaving the office for the next week. 281 00:13:02,073 --> 00:13:03,950 -[Bill chuckles] -[Dileep] Oh, uh... 282 00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:06,160 [chuckles] It-- it's New Year's Eve, 283 00:13:06,244 --> 00:13:07,912 and we worked through Christmas Eve. 284 00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:09,330 You know what the job is. 285 00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:12,583 Okay, well, if none of us get a vacation, can we hear about yours? 286 00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:16,754 I follow Catherine on Instagram, and Aspen looked insane. 287 00:13:16,838 --> 00:13:19,507 -Yeah, it was-- it was fine, whatever. -[Jocelyn] I would kill for a guy 288 00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:21,175 to take me on a snowy sleigh ride. 289 00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:23,761 That was the most romantic thing I've ever seen. 290 00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:25,680 I was like, "Is Bill gonna propose?" 291 00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:26,889 Yeah, fuck this. 292 00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:29,392 I've worked eight days straight through the holidays. 293 00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:32,979 Dileep and I spent Christmas Eve eating his wife's leftovers. 294 00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:34,188 It was bleak as hell. 295 00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:36,691 It's 11 am on New Year's Eve. 296 00:13:36,774 --> 00:13:38,359 I will see you all on the 2nd. 297 00:13:38,443 --> 00:13:42,613 But the rest of this year is for me. I am taking some fucking PTO. 298 00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:44,532 [exhales sharply] 299 00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:48,661 [chuckles] 300 00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:50,747 Someone's a little unhinged this morning, huh? 301 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:54,459 [chuckles] Alright, uh, let's move on. Update me on Nabisco. 302 00:13:56,294 --> 00:13:58,588 Wait, wait, wait, wait. I've been asked 303 00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,423 -to be on a New Year's Eve show? -Yep. 304 00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:02,050 Hannah and Paige Drop the Ball. 305 00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:04,010 -And that's good? -[Josh] Oh, my God, it's the best one. 306 00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:07,221 Hannah Berner and Paige DeSorbo are so funny, so current. 307 00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:09,974 You wanna be relevant, this is the show to be on. 308 00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:12,977 Yeah, and apparently, they asked for you, specifically. 309 00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:15,354 No one's ever asked for me specifically. 310 00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:16,481 Incredible. 311 00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:19,650 I knew you would figure this out for me, Paula. 312 00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:22,361 -Oh, um... -[sighs] 313 00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:24,947 -[clicking tongue] It was-- -It was all Paula, Wes. 314 00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:28,076 Thank you. 315 00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:31,579 Now, excuse me. Someone needs to get their hair system 316 00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:33,539 adjusted for their big night. 317 00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:35,249 [Wes chuckles] 318 00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:40,505 I don't think I've ever seen him this happy, so... 319 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,299 Thank you, Josh. 320 00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:46,344 No, Paula. Thank you. 321 00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:48,304 I mean... [chuckles] I don't know where to-- 322 00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:51,349 I sense you winding up to something, so shut up, 323 00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:55,228 and get your puffer out of storage, we're going to Times Square tonight. 324 00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:58,064 Alright, this deal is extremely competitive. 325 00:14:58,147 --> 00:14:59,440 So, let's knock it out the park. 326 00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:02,110 And I need everyone to step it up and get on my level, 327 00:15:02,193 --> 00:15:04,153 so we can get all of you one of these. 328 00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:07,949 [Jocelyn] Thank you. 329 00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:10,368 Hey, meeting's over. Get out. 330 00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:12,954 [sniffling] 331 00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:14,747 [sighs] It wasn't unhinged. 332 00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:18,417 -What? -When you said AJ was acting unhinged, 333 00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:20,211 I don't think she was being unhinged. 334 00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:23,214 Actually, I think she was reacting pretty normal 335 00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:26,425 for someone whose boss dated them and then dumped them. 336 00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:28,553 Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey. 337 00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:29,971 Keep your voice down. Are you crazy? 338 00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:32,515 Yeah, she thought she was dating you, man. 339 00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:35,726 Meanwhile, your beautiful ass is bringing your model girlfriend on vacation. 340 00:15:35,810 --> 00:15:38,146 -I'm not talking about this here. -Yeah, you are. 341 00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:40,314 Because what you did was unhinged. 342 00:15:40,398 --> 00:15:42,567 AJ is amazing, and you're just-- 343 00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:44,861 you are just a huge jerk. 344 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,863 Enough! This isn't about AJ. 345 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,949 You're just mad because she picked me over you, you cuck! 346 00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:54,453 Hey! Davis! Get off! Get... 347 00:15:54,537 --> 00:15:56,789 -[Davis grunting] -Ah! Hey, what are you doing? 348 00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:58,541 [Davis] I'm fighting you! 349 00:15:58,624 --> 00:15:59,709 -Stop it! -I can't! 350 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,711 Ah! [groaning] 351 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,212 That fucking hurt! 352 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:05,089 -Well, stop fighting me, you idiot! -Never! 353 00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:07,466 -Eat candy canes, asshole! -Hey, hey! 354 00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:09,302 -Hey! -[glass shattering] 355 00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:11,179 Hey, now, you're pissing me off! No! 356 00:16:11,262 --> 00:16:13,347 -[Davis grunting] -[Jocelyn] Bill! 357 00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:14,724 -Stop it! -No! I'm winning! 358 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,686 -Hey, I told you to stop! -Bill, Bill! Enough! Enough! 359 00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:20,479 Up, up. On your feet. 360 00:16:20,563 --> 00:16:22,440 -Come on. -[Davis grunting] 361 00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:23,983 -You okay? -[Davis] Yeah. 362 00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:27,570 Okay. Well, now's a good time to tell you 363 00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,906 that I've requested a transfer to a different department. 364 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,366 You're not transferring anywhere. You're fired. 365 00:16:33,242 --> 00:16:34,577 Even better. 366 00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:38,623 Get out. 367 00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:44,879 Thanks for bailing me out of subway jail. 368 00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:48,257 Thank you for buying me hot chocolate, and thank you for my cheesy potatoes. 369 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,051 What the hell is going on with you? 370 00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:52,345 I mean, you're cool, but even you're not cool enough 371 00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:54,680 to get away with graffiti in New York. 372 00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:56,891 Nothing's wrong with me. I'm perfect. 373 00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:58,809 Stupid fucking men are ruining my life. 374 00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:00,561 -Mm. -Austin screwed me over, 375 00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:02,438 and then Kel put me in the poorhouse. 376 00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:04,607 Abby, I love you. 377 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:07,526 But this isn't Kel's fault. Like, at all. 378 00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:10,238 -[scoffs] -I'm sorry, but you put your career 379 00:17:10,321 --> 00:17:14,742 in the hands of a man who plays the didgeridoo unironically. 380 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:18,287 So, what I'm hearing is it's all Austin's fault. 381 00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:22,833 I know. I know. 382 00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:24,752 -Mm-hmm. -It is my fault. 383 00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:27,588 All of it. And I made you leave work. 384 00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:29,799 Fuck! Your one true love. 385 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,676 It's fine. I took PTO. 386 00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:34,262 Nice, meanwhile, I'm taking the last shift at work, 387 00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:38,849 and I have to apologize to someone I successfully gaslit. 388 00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:40,434 So, this is Happy New Year. 389 00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:42,103 I guess so! 390 00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:44,689 But I will be thinking of you at midnight when I put fleece socks 391 00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:46,190 -on a mannequin. -Okay, next year... 392 00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:48,192 -Mm? -...let's promise to be happier, 393 00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:51,362 hotter, and vacationing in Miami. 394 00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:54,574 Don't talk dirty to me, AJ Pascarelli. You know how I feel about Miami. 395 00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:57,076 -Mm. -Happy New Year. 396 00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:59,829 -I love you. -[both laughing] 397 00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:02,707 [knocking] 398 00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:08,087 Oh, looking for someone else to yell at, Abby? 399 00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:10,131 Hey. Is Kel here? 400 00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:12,675 No, you don't get to talk to Kel, okay? 401 00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:14,302 You're rude to Kel, you're rude to me. 402 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:18,681 -Hey, Abby, what's up? -Yes, Abby. What is up? 403 00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:21,183 Thanks, Josh. You can go. 404 00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:23,227 Okay, but if you need me, I'll be right here, 405 00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:25,104 activating my hand warmers for tonight. 406 00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:27,148 Hey, I don't have much time. 407 00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:29,233 -Uh, call for my play is soon. -Oh. 408 00:18:30,401 --> 00:18:33,738 I just wanted to apologize for the other night. 409 00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:35,114 I had no right to yell at you-- 410 00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:36,699 -[Josh] Oh, shit! -What? 411 00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,784 The packet broke when I threw it at the wall, 412 00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:40,786 and there's, like, hand warmer stuff everywhere. 413 00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:43,039 Oh, God, I hope this stuff isn't toxic. 414 00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:46,083 -Anyway-- -We're good. 415 00:18:47,001 --> 00:18:48,002 But thank you. 416 00:18:49,712 --> 00:18:51,547 Okay. Uh, well... 417 00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:54,175 uh, break a leg tonight. 418 00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:56,636 -That's so exciting. -Yeah, yeah. 419 00:18:56,719 --> 00:19:00,056 Uh, there's actually a cast party after, if you're free. 420 00:19:01,015 --> 00:19:02,892 Wait, wait, wait. You said we couldn't go to that. 421 00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:05,269 I said you couldn't go to that. 422 00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:08,064 It's New York, you know lists don't apply to people who look like Abby. 423 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,940 Hm? People that look like me? 424 00:19:10,024 --> 00:19:12,151 N... [chuckles] No, no, you know what I mean. 425 00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:14,195 Damn, Kel. I was just out here 426 00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:16,197 trying to apologize, not get hit on. 427 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:17,490 [laughing] 428 00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:21,202 -Bye. -Bye, Kel. 429 00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:25,790 I hate how I'm dressed. I should have worn some sparkles. 430 00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:27,458 I think you look handsome, sir. 431 00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:30,211 Very distinguished, like a thin Santa Claus. 432 00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:33,381 Oh, my God, sir, it is such an honor to meet you. 433 00:19:33,464 --> 00:19:35,549 Truly. Thank you for being here. 434 00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:37,426 God damn it. They think I'm Steve Martin. 435 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:39,762 -Let's go. -No, Wes, we know it's you. 436 00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:43,099 We're so excited to have you on our show. We're just huge fans. 437 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,600 Oh, my God. 438 00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,352 I'm Josh, by the way. 439 00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:48,854 Big fan of your podcast. I'm a giggler. 440 00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:51,190 They don't have time to shake your mittens, Josh. 441 00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:52,858 Oh, I don't mind. Give me that mitten. [giggles] 442 00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:55,528 Anyways, we can't wait to see you out there, Wes. 443 00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:58,072 You're actually doing our favorite bit, Hot Take Yearbook. 444 00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:01,450 Oh, wow. We just thought you'd want Wes on 445 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,536 to, you know, talk about current events, 446 00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:06,163 or maybe ring a big decorative bell. 447 00:20:06,247 --> 00:20:07,623 You know, shit like that. 448 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:10,376 No, that would be really boring television. 449 00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:12,753 But don't worry, it's totally effortless. 450 00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:16,590 Just give your honest opinions on all the pop culture trends of the year. 451 00:20:16,674 --> 00:20:18,467 [Hannah] Yeah, we'll cover Traitors, Addison Rae, 452 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:21,262 housewives, Cole Escola, things like that. 453 00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:22,471 See you out there. 454 00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:25,891 W-What is a Cole Escola? 455 00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:28,644 [♪ big band music playing] 456 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,563 [phone dings] 457 00:20:32,273 --> 00:20:35,985 [Jocelyn] Oh, my God! You missed some crazy shit at work after you left! 458 00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:38,529 [overlapping shouting on video] 459 00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:41,365 [AJ] Holy shit. Oh! 460 00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:42,825 [Jocelyn] It's crazy! 461 00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:45,411 But I've always suspected that Bill and Davis were hooking up! 462 00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:49,832 [overlapping shouting on video] 463 00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:52,918 [Wes] Every time I scroll, there's another video! 464 00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:54,503 Please! Stop the flood! 465 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,797 Wes, it will be fine. You're a news anchor. 466 00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:59,133 I'm sure you know pop culture better than you think. 467 00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:00,634 I'll start with a softball. 468 00:21:00,718 --> 00:21:02,720 -What's your opinion on Labubus? -Oh, fuck. 469 00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:04,764 No, Paula, call the car. We're leaving. 470 00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:05,973 [phone dings] 471 00:21:06,557 --> 00:21:08,392 [AJ] Hey! What do you want for dinner? I'm ordering now. 472 00:21:08,476 --> 00:21:11,270 The dumpling place is a 3-hour delivery time. 473 00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:13,147 [Josh] Get me whatever! Running late! 474 00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:14,607 [text whooshing] 475 00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:17,485 You're leaving? Wes has wanted this forever. 476 00:21:17,568 --> 00:21:20,112 And I humiliated myself to make this happen. 477 00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:21,739 Please, don't let it be for nothing. 478 00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:25,993 [Paula] Okay, this isn't about you. It's about that man's reputation. 479 00:21:26,076 --> 00:21:28,120 -We're going. -No, wait. 480 00:21:29,330 --> 00:21:32,792 Wes, I know people think I'm sanctimonious and annoying. 481 00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:34,293 And guess what, I am. 482 00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:38,088 I believe in right and wrong because I'm a journalist. 483 00:21:38,172 --> 00:21:39,632 You taught me that. 484 00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:40,966 You go out there... 485 00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:43,969 and you give 'em Wes Dryden. 486 00:21:44,053 --> 00:21:47,097 And I promise that will be enough. 487 00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:49,725 I appreciate that, Josh. 488 00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:51,894 But from the bottom of my heart... 489 00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:54,647 you're wrong and sound stupid. 490 00:21:56,023 --> 00:21:57,525 I get that you think that. 491 00:21:58,275 --> 00:21:59,485 But do you trust me? 492 00:22:02,530 --> 00:22:04,365 Wait. Do you? 493 00:22:05,783 --> 00:22:08,494 -I'm thinking. -[whispering] Oh, my God. 494 00:22:13,624 --> 00:22:15,167 [Davis] Kel! Hey, over here! 495 00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:18,796 -Dude! [laughing] -That was insane! 496 00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:21,006 I loved it so much, I bought all the merch! 497 00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:26,345 Thank you so much for coming, Davey. And I-I'm sorry I can't go out later. 498 00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:28,931 Oh, no, no, no, it's fine. I'm not even in the mood for that anymore. 499 00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:30,432 What-- Oh, my God, what happened to your eye? 500 00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:31,976 Oh, got into a fight. Don't worry about it. 501 00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:33,227 But I won, big-time. 502 00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:35,563 Okay, uh, I have a lot more questions. 503 00:22:35,646 --> 00:22:37,439 Actually, j-just give me one second. 504 00:22:37,523 --> 00:22:39,984 Hey, uh, Bianca, did my parents pick up the tickets from will call? 505 00:22:40,067 --> 00:22:41,819 I don't think they did. 506 00:22:43,279 --> 00:22:45,030 [Davis] Shit. Sorry, buddy. 507 00:22:45,114 --> 00:22:48,242 Mr. Washington, that was so good! 508 00:22:48,325 --> 00:22:49,618 Girls, what are you-- what are you doing here? 509 00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:51,787 -I thought you were on vacation. -Yeah, vacation you ruined 510 00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:54,665 with your cringe email saying that you're not our teacher anymore. 511 00:22:54,748 --> 00:22:57,543 Hey, it wasn't cringe. I poured my heart into that email. 512 00:22:57,626 --> 00:22:59,420 Yeah, exactly. Gross. 513 00:22:59,503 --> 00:23:01,171 Point is, we got our parents to come back early 514 00:23:01,255 --> 00:23:02,548 so we could see your play. 515 00:23:02,631 --> 00:23:04,091 It was Marina's idea. 516 00:23:04,174 --> 00:23:06,176 -She's in love with you. -No, that's not true. 517 00:23:06,260 --> 00:23:08,721 I-- I said I loved him as a teacher, Sarah. 518 00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:10,848 And I loved having you as students. 519 00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:12,474 Come here. 520 00:23:12,558 --> 00:23:15,644 Oh, you softies. 521 00:23:19,690 --> 00:23:20,733 Oh. 522 00:23:20,816 --> 00:23:22,902 So, can you buy us alcohol? 523 00:23:22,985 --> 00:23:24,528 No. Stop! 524 00:23:24,612 --> 00:23:26,864 This is great. You're like Gru with his kids. 525 00:23:26,947 --> 00:23:28,991 -Can you buy us some alcohol? -[both] No! 526 00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:31,327 Welcome back to the show. We're joined now 527 00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:33,704 by pop icon, Ashanti. 528 00:23:33,787 --> 00:23:35,581 Hey, what's up, what's up? 529 00:23:35,664 --> 00:23:37,958 And news icon, Wes Dryden. 530 00:23:38,042 --> 00:23:39,752 Hello, America. 531 00:23:39,835 --> 00:23:42,463 Y-You have a wonderful name. 532 00:23:42,546 --> 00:23:46,175 I spent time with the Ashanti people in West Africa. 533 00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:47,760 [Paula] Oh, God, this better work. 534 00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:49,261 This thing goes right to teleprompter, right? 535 00:23:50,012 --> 00:23:51,305 -Trust me. -[Ashanti] I don't know 536 00:23:51,388 --> 00:23:54,642 if it's pop culture, but the most significant moment of my year 537 00:23:54,725 --> 00:23:56,936 is when I put together that flash mob for Nelly's birthday. 538 00:23:57,019 --> 00:23:58,395 Love you, babe! 539 00:23:58,479 --> 00:24:00,940 No, that TikTok seriously made me cry. 540 00:24:01,023 --> 00:24:02,733 -[Ashanti chuckles] -[Paige DeSorbo] Okay, Wes, now your turn. 541 00:24:02,816 --> 00:24:06,362 What was your most significant pop culture moment of the year? 542 00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:10,074 Oh, uh, uh, the Rizzler on Batman. 543 00:24:10,157 --> 00:24:11,283 Okay! 544 00:24:11,367 --> 00:24:14,078 [Paula] Jesus Christ, Josh, do something! 545 00:24:14,161 --> 00:24:16,997 Um, what song would you pick from this year 546 00:24:17,081 --> 00:24:20,960 to replace the classic New Year's song "Auld Lang Syne"? 547 00:24:21,043 --> 00:24:23,671 -Oh, I got this. -Okay, I am holding out 548 00:24:23,754 --> 00:24:28,133 for Ariana Grande to give me the New Year's Eve banger I deserve. 549 00:24:28,217 --> 00:24:30,094 So true. Wes, and you? 550 00:24:30,177 --> 00:24:31,637 Oh, um... 551 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:32,930 Look at the prompter. 552 00:24:33,013 --> 00:24:34,682 -Uh... -Look at the prompter. 553 00:24:34,765 --> 00:24:36,850 -Um... -[both] Look at the prompter! 554 00:24:37,601 --> 00:24:38,644 [Wes] Uh... 555 00:24:39,395 --> 00:24:44,316 Well, I-- I guess I'd ask why it needs to be replaced. 556 00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:48,988 Maybe things that are old shouldn't be cast aside so soon. 557 00:24:49,071 --> 00:24:53,033 "Auld Lang Syne" first came about during World War One. 558 00:24:53,117 --> 00:24:56,203 Soldiers would sing it in the trenches. 559 00:24:56,286 --> 00:24:59,373 It became a tradition associated with remembrance. 560 00:24:59,456 --> 00:25:02,084 And each year we sing it... 561 00:25:03,377 --> 00:25:05,004 it connects us to our past. 562 00:25:05,087 --> 00:25:07,006 Damn, Wes, I almost fell asleep 563 00:25:07,089 --> 00:25:08,966 while you were talking, but you landed that. 564 00:25:09,049 --> 00:25:12,261 -You have so much to share with us. -Thank you, Ashanti. 565 00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:15,180 Speaking of which, I've been dying to know. 566 00:25:15,264 --> 00:25:18,559 What was New Year's Eve like in New York's glory days? 567 00:25:18,642 --> 00:25:20,686 Yeah, what was that, the '50s and '60s? 568 00:25:20,769 --> 00:25:23,564 No, Hannah, I-- I'm not that old. 569 00:25:23,647 --> 00:25:28,318 But what I will say is, if you can remember New York's glory days... 570 00:25:29,319 --> 00:25:31,405 you didn't have very good cocaine. 571 00:25:31,488 --> 00:25:32,573 -[Hannah] Oop! -[all laughing] 572 00:25:32,656 --> 00:25:34,366 Not that I would know. 573 00:25:34,450 --> 00:25:37,036 -[both laughing] -Oh, my God, he did it! 574 00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:39,121 Oh, God. 575 00:25:39,997 --> 00:25:40,998 Great job. 576 00:25:42,082 --> 00:25:43,083 [phone buzzing] 577 00:25:44,501 --> 00:25:46,128 [AJ] Where are you? 578 00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:49,590 Oh. Go on your date, it's fine. 579 00:25:49,673 --> 00:25:50,758 Really? 580 00:25:50,841 --> 00:25:52,676 As a journalist, I feel it's important to-- 581 00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:54,344 Okay, get the hell outta here. 582 00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:56,388 Thank you. 583 00:25:57,181 --> 00:25:58,557 Happy New Year. 584 00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:02,853 [♪ "Hannah in the City" by Bestfriend playing] 585 00:26:02,936 --> 00:26:05,773 ♪ Would we have had a chance ♪ 586 00:26:05,856 --> 00:26:06,857 ♪ New apartments ♪ 587 00:26:06,940 --> 00:26:08,567 [voice] You folded that terribly. 588 00:26:09,818 --> 00:26:10,819 Vanessa? 589 00:26:11,695 --> 00:26:13,655 What-- what are you doing here? 590 00:26:13,739 --> 00:26:15,991 Well, I had to see if it was true. 591 00:26:16,075 --> 00:26:19,203 If Abby Chilukuri, once the promising young assistant 592 00:26:19,286 --> 00:26:22,164 to the best celebrity stylist in New York, 593 00:26:22,247 --> 00:26:23,791 was really working retail. 594 00:26:23,874 --> 00:26:27,252 [scoffs] Well, now you know. 595 00:26:27,336 --> 00:26:28,462 How did you find out? 596 00:26:28,545 --> 00:26:31,590 My pedicurist came in here to get a Minions t-shirt for her dog, 597 00:26:31,673 --> 00:26:33,342 and she saw you in here, 598 00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:35,761 and then I asked my Deuxmoi spies to verify, 599 00:26:35,844 --> 00:26:38,555 because, well, it's embarrassing. 600 00:26:38,639 --> 00:26:42,017 Is that what you came here to say? Because I know it's humiliating. 601 00:26:42,101 --> 00:26:43,644 I mean, clearly, I shouldn't have left you. 602 00:26:43,727 --> 00:26:47,564 It was dishonest, and I wasn't ready. 603 00:26:47,648 --> 00:26:48,899 No, you weren't. 604 00:26:48,982 --> 00:26:50,984 You were blindly ambitious and impatient. 605 00:26:52,277 --> 00:26:53,946 And yet... [sighs] 606 00:26:55,072 --> 00:26:58,325 ...still better than any assistant I've hired since. 607 00:26:58,408 --> 00:27:00,035 -Really? -Yeah. 608 00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:03,038 Everyone else is lazy and has to tell me about their personal problems. 609 00:27:03,122 --> 00:27:06,125 It's like I don't care about your gut health, Hadley, please. 610 00:27:06,208 --> 00:27:10,796 So, if you are smart enough to never cross me again... 611 00:27:11,922 --> 00:27:14,007 -I will rehire you on a trial basis. -[gasps] 612 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:16,969 -Oh, my God. Seriously? -Yeah. 613 00:27:17,052 --> 00:27:18,929 Vanessa. Vanessa, thank you! 614 00:27:19,012 --> 00:27:20,305 -[gasps] -Okay. 615 00:27:20,389 --> 00:27:21,598 -Sorry. -It's okay. 616 00:27:22,724 --> 00:27:24,560 Oh, this is soft! 617 00:27:25,936 --> 00:27:28,063 Steal this for me and bring it into the office tomorrow. 618 00:27:31,608 --> 00:27:32,609 [whispering] Yes! 619 00:27:34,945 --> 00:27:36,196 Thank you. 620 00:27:37,906 --> 00:27:40,242 -Abby, you came! -[chuckles] Of course. 621 00:27:41,702 --> 00:27:43,120 -Congratulations. -Thank you. 622 00:27:43,203 --> 00:27:44,496 I-- I mean, how was the show? 623 00:27:44,580 --> 00:27:46,081 It was incredible. 624 00:27:46,164 --> 00:27:47,749 -Yeah? -And-- and your timing is perfect. 625 00:27:48,625 --> 00:27:50,711 -Can I ask you something as a friend? -Mm-hmm. 626 00:27:50,794 --> 00:27:52,462 [clearing throat] How do I look right now? 627 00:27:52,546 --> 00:27:53,881 Be honest. 628 00:27:53,964 --> 00:27:55,507 Yeah, you look amazing. 629 00:27:55,591 --> 00:27:57,342 -Yeah? -Mm-hmm. 630 00:27:57,426 --> 00:28:00,846 Okay, 'cause there's this girl on the show, 631 00:28:00,929 --> 00:28:03,056 I think she's really cute, and we've been, you know, 632 00:28:03,140 --> 00:28:05,517 kind of talking a little bit. 633 00:28:05,601 --> 00:28:08,353 -No, seriously, you look amazing. -Okay. 634 00:28:08,437 --> 00:28:09,897 Yeah, you should totally go talk to the girl. 635 00:28:09,980 --> 00:28:11,940 Okay, uh, I'll be right back. I just need to make sure 636 00:28:12,024 --> 00:28:13,483 Bianca doesn't leave. One second. 637 00:28:15,068 --> 00:28:18,363 [♪ upbeat music playing] 638 00:28:18,447 --> 00:28:19,448 Bianca. 639 00:28:20,782 --> 00:28:22,409 -Here you go. -Thanks. 640 00:28:22,492 --> 00:28:24,036 Of course, it's, um... [clearing throat] 641 00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:26,830 I hope you like tequila sodas 'cause I panicked! 642 00:28:26,914 --> 00:28:28,957 -[both laughing] -Oh, God. 643 00:28:29,041 --> 00:28:32,628 It's fine, but you're the only person I'd drink a tequila soda for. 644 00:28:35,881 --> 00:28:38,133 [Danish show playing on laptop] She thought silence meant safety. 645 00:28:38,216 --> 00:28:39,509 [sighs] 646 00:28:39,593 --> 00:28:41,929 But in this country, it never does. 647 00:28:42,095 --> 00:28:43,555 -[knocking] -Mm! 648 00:28:45,057 --> 00:28:47,351 Well, it took you long enough. D-Davis. 649 00:28:48,143 --> 00:28:50,896 -Hey. -What are you doing here? 650 00:28:50,979 --> 00:28:53,065 Uh, this is for you. 651 00:28:54,107 --> 00:28:55,984 My deal tombstone. 652 00:28:56,068 --> 00:28:58,570 You made that deal happen. You earned it. 653 00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:00,781 Thank you. 654 00:29:01,782 --> 00:29:03,408 -Happy New Year. -Davis, wait. 655 00:29:04,534 --> 00:29:05,953 Did you get fired? 656 00:29:06,036 --> 00:29:08,789 Yeah. Yeah, I think so. 657 00:29:11,208 --> 00:29:13,293 Why did you fight Bill? 658 00:29:14,461 --> 00:29:17,005 Uh... I, uh... 659 00:29:21,218 --> 00:29:22,719 I didn't like how he treated you. 660 00:29:23,804 --> 00:29:25,597 And I didn't think he should get away with it. 661 00:29:28,642 --> 00:29:29,643 [inhales sharply] 662 00:29:31,395 --> 00:29:33,063 Do you like me? 663 00:29:34,481 --> 00:29:35,482 Uh... 664 00:29:38,610 --> 00:29:39,611 I do. 665 00:29:43,740 --> 00:29:44,950 Well, I should... 666 00:29:45,492 --> 00:29:49,121 [♪ "That's How Strong My Love Is" by Otis Redding playing] 667 00:29:49,204 --> 00:29:53,583 ♪ If I were the sun way up there ♪ 668 00:29:54,167 --> 00:29:57,129 ♪ I'd go with love most everywhere ♪ 669 00:29:58,463 --> 00:30:01,425 ♪ I'll be the moon when the sun goes down ♪ 670 00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:06,013 ♪ Just to let you know that I'm still around ♪ 671 00:30:07,556 --> 00:30:11,518 ♪ That's how strong my love is, darling ♪ 672 00:30:12,436 --> 00:30:15,188 ♪ That's how strong my love is, baby ♪ 673 00:30:16,398 --> 00:30:20,152 ♪ That's how strong my love is, whoa ♪ 674 00:30:21,028 --> 00:30:23,780 ♪ That's how strong my love is ♪ 675 00:30:25,782 --> 00:30:28,577 ♪ I'll be the ocean so deep and wide ♪ 676 00:30:29,578 --> 00:30:33,165 ♪ And catch all the tears whenever you cry, now ♪ 677 00:30:34,291 --> 00:30:37,711 ♪ I'll be the breeze after the storm is gone ♪ 678 00:30:37,794 --> 00:30:41,506 ♪ To dry your eyes and love you all over ♪ 679 00:30:42,966 --> 00:30:46,344 ♪ That's how strong my love is, baby ♪ 680 00:30:47,345 --> 00:30:49,765 ♪ That's how strong my love is, now ♪ 681 00:30:51,641 --> 00:30:54,352 ♪ That's how strong my love is ♪ 682 00:30:54,436 --> 00:30:55,437 [voice] Go to bed.