1 00:00:14,932 --> 00:00:17,726 [♪ upbeat music playing] 2 00:00:19,144 --> 00:00:21,230 [whispering] Psst! Kel! Wake up, man. I need to talk to you. 3 00:00:21,313 --> 00:00:23,524 Oh, Josh! Really not a good time. 4 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:25,943 -Josh, hey. -Kate? 5 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:28,153 Legend. Good to see you back. 6 00:00:28,237 --> 00:00:30,280 Thank you. It's good to be back. 7 00:00:30,364 --> 00:00:31,865 Dude, what do you want? Why are you in my room? 8 00:00:31,949 --> 00:00:34,952 I would leave, but I have something insane to tell you. 9 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:36,286 Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. Oh, my God, what is it? 10 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:38,539 I love gossip. It doesn't even have to be about someone I know. 11 00:00:38,622 --> 00:00:40,791 Sometimes it's more fun when it isn't. 12 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:43,502 So, AJ is seeing someone. 13 00:00:43,585 --> 00:00:44,586 -[gasps] -Oh, yeah, yeah. 14 00:00:44,670 --> 00:00:46,213 When I was staying there, they were talking about the guy 15 00:00:46,296 --> 00:00:48,799 she was seeing, or not seeing. I-I forget where it ended. 16 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:50,968 Okay, well, did you know that guy is her boss? 17 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:52,844 -[gasps] -And Davis' boss. 18 00:00:52,928 --> 00:00:54,513 He's the guy on the mug. 19 00:00:54,596 --> 00:00:55,722 AJ's dating hot mug guy? 20 00:00:55,806 --> 00:00:57,891 Wow, this is huge news, I assume. 21 00:00:57,975 --> 00:01:01,979 Davis worships Bill. He's his emergency contact in his phone. 22 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:04,189 -[muffled] Ooh! -What-- what are we gonna do? 23 00:01:04,273 --> 00:01:05,774 We promised we wouldn't keep secrets from him. 24 00:01:05,857 --> 00:01:08,860 There's only one thing to do. A Steak and Tears. 25 00:01:08,944 --> 00:01:10,529 Wait, wait, wait, what's a Steak and Tears? 26 00:01:10,612 --> 00:01:12,948 -I am rapt. -It's this tradition we have 27 00:01:13,031 --> 00:01:14,741 where when one of us has to deal with some terrible news, 28 00:01:14,825 --> 00:01:17,286 we surprise them with a dinner at a fancy steakhouse. 29 00:01:17,369 --> 00:01:19,663 Then we let them cry it out over a T-bone and a million martinis. 30 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:22,624 By the time the lava cake comes, the pain's out of their system. 31 00:01:22,708 --> 00:01:24,334 They can go back to being a fun hang. 32 00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:26,378 Basically, we deal with our feelings the same way Jon Hamm does. 33 00:01:26,461 --> 00:01:28,422 Is that how he deals with his feelings? 34 00:01:28,505 --> 00:01:30,924 We don't actually know, but can't you see him doing that? 35 00:01:31,008 --> 00:01:32,926 I-- I can, yeah. 36 00:01:33,010 --> 00:01:35,637 You know, this conversation feels like it's reached an endpoint. 37 00:01:35,721 --> 00:01:36,847 Um, you can go. 38 00:01:38,140 --> 00:01:39,933 -Bye, Kate, great to see you. -Out! 39 00:01:41,268 --> 00:01:44,313 [♪ upbeat, electronic music playing] 40 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:55,949 ♪ Do what you feel 'cause everything's real ♪ 41 00:01:56,033 --> 00:01:58,368 ♪ 'Cause everything's real ♪ 42 00:01:58,452 --> 00:02:00,245 ♪♪ 43 00:02:06,293 --> 00:02:09,004 ♪♪ 44 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:16,011 [singing] ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 45 00:02:16,094 --> 00:02:18,305 And that's all I'll sing because I know you don't have patience 46 00:02:18,388 --> 00:02:20,015 for that famously short song. 47 00:02:20,098 --> 00:02:22,059 -Aw, thanks, Abs. -[laughing] 48 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:24,227 I feel so seen. 49 00:02:24,311 --> 00:02:26,647 I know your mom is coming down from Boston to celebrate, 50 00:02:26,730 --> 00:02:30,400 but I wanted the chance to pamper my beautiful baby girl first. 51 00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:32,694 Oh, my God, you made my favorite breakfast. 52 00:02:32,778 --> 00:02:36,073 Protein bar, black coffee, and a hard copy Wall Street Journal. 53 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:38,450 [chuckles] Okay, so what does Bill have planned? 54 00:02:39,326 --> 00:02:41,912 I actually didn't tell him it was my birthday. 55 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:45,707 What? That's like the whole point of dating a rich guy. 56 00:02:45,791 --> 00:02:48,335 You need to give him time to ask his secretary to buy you jewels. 57 00:02:48,418 --> 00:02:50,170 Things are going great. I didn't wanna give him 58 00:02:50,253 --> 00:02:54,049 the impossible challenge of buying a birthday gift for a new girlfriend. 59 00:02:54,132 --> 00:02:55,801 AJ, why do you let him off the hook? 60 00:02:55,884 --> 00:02:58,804 You know, I had to go to a newsstand in Penn Station 61 00:02:58,887 --> 00:03:00,555 for this grandpa shit. 62 00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:01,723 -[snorting] -[knocking] 63 00:03:01,807 --> 00:03:04,184 -[Amy] Open up! It's the drug police! -[Abby chuckles] 64 00:03:04,267 --> 00:03:06,144 -[gasps] -I was just kidding. 65 00:03:06,228 --> 00:03:08,313 It's me. I'm not the drug police. 66 00:03:08,397 --> 00:03:09,773 I've been watching Ozark. 67 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:11,108 -Hi, Mom. -Aw. 68 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:13,944 -Welcome to New York. -Oh, happy birthday, baby. 69 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:17,364 Look at you! All grown up! 70 00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:20,575 You look like one of those stewardesses that only does first class. 71 00:03:20,659 --> 00:03:22,160 Abby, get over here. 72 00:03:22,244 --> 00:03:25,163 Oh, it's so good to see you, Mrs. P. 73 00:03:25,247 --> 00:03:28,083 I know you may not have the time, and so no pressure, but-- 74 00:03:28,166 --> 00:03:29,876 -Brows, butt, bikini. -Yeah. 75 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:31,461 -[chuckles] -On it. I brought my kit, 76 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:33,755 -and I just got a new type of wax. -Ooh! 77 00:03:33,839 --> 00:03:36,633 I'm so excited you're here, Mom. Need anything before I go to work? 78 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:38,218 Don't worry about me, busy lady. 79 00:03:38,301 --> 00:03:40,345 When you're off work, we can go see Chicago. 80 00:03:40,429 --> 00:03:42,431 Ashlee Simpson is playing Roxie. 81 00:03:42,514 --> 00:03:45,350 I commented on her Insta that we'll be waiting at the stage door. 82 00:03:46,143 --> 00:03:50,439 I don't think I can see a show. I don't get off work until 9:30. 83 00:03:50,522 --> 00:03:52,649 9:30? 84 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:54,234 You have to work late on your birthday? 85 00:03:54,317 --> 00:03:55,610 We work that late every day. 86 00:03:55,694 --> 00:03:58,488 But I promise we will do a special dinner tomorrow. 87 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:00,532 But tomorrow's not your birthday. 88 00:04:00,615 --> 00:04:02,200 Mom, I know it's not ideal, 89 00:04:02,284 --> 00:04:04,327 but, you know, the best gift is that you're here. 90 00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:07,038 Second best. Wait till you see your present. 91 00:04:09,207 --> 00:04:10,876 -Mm. Oh. -Wow! 92 00:04:10,959 --> 00:04:13,253 [laughing] "All That Jazz!" 93 00:04:13,336 --> 00:04:15,672 We were supposed to wear those to Chicago. 94 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:17,340 Abby gets it, she's a fashion person. 95 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:18,675 Stunning. 96 00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:21,928 -Thank you, Mom. I love you. -Mm. 97 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:28,059 Oh, hey. I couldn't find my toothbrush this morning, so I used yours, Josh. 98 00:04:28,143 --> 00:04:30,854 [Davis knocking on counter] And then I thought, this isn't cool. 99 00:04:30,937 --> 00:04:32,189 So, I used Kel's to even it out. 100 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:33,857 Wait, so you used both of our toothbrushes? 101 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:35,317 -Exactly. -[Josh] Okay. 102 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:36,651 Well, uh... 103 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:40,113 Kel and I were thinking we should all get dinner together. 104 00:04:40,197 --> 00:04:41,239 Oh, hell yeah. 105 00:04:41,323 --> 00:04:42,824 No, this could not have come at a better time. 106 00:04:42,908 --> 00:04:44,493 When I work from home, 107 00:04:44,576 --> 00:04:45,952 -I just long for human connection. -[Kel] Oh! 108 00:04:46,036 --> 00:04:48,079 Whoa, where are your pants? 109 00:04:48,163 --> 00:04:49,748 I'm on a deal with a client from New Zealand. 110 00:04:49,831 --> 00:04:52,959 Because of the time difference, I'm full stay-at-home Davis. 111 00:04:53,043 --> 00:04:54,753 Bare legs, basketball on mute, 112 00:04:54,836 --> 00:04:57,422 and taking little naps in your beds like Goldilocks. 113 00:04:57,506 --> 00:04:58,840 [Kel] Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no. You need more fabric 114 00:04:58,924 --> 00:05:00,425 between your ass and that couch. 115 00:05:00,509 --> 00:05:02,677 And... we've made contact. 116 00:05:02,761 --> 00:05:04,554 -[Kel] Oh, come on! -[Josh] Ah! 117 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:06,640 ♪♪ 118 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:08,517 -[school bell ringing] -[Kel] Now, 119 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:11,937 people always say Mansfield Park isn't one of Jane Austen's bangers. 120 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:16,691 But respectfully, Fanny Price is low-key that bitch. 121 00:05:16,775 --> 00:05:18,401 -[students laughing] -Now, we are about to take a journey 122 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:21,029 into the English countryside of 1806. 123 00:05:22,113 --> 00:05:23,156 Yes, Beth. 124 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:24,533 We need to talk about the winter formal. 125 00:05:24,616 --> 00:05:26,618 My boyfriend Rocco will be attending, 126 00:05:26,701 --> 00:05:29,162 and he's bringing his crew from Collegiate. 127 00:05:29,246 --> 00:05:30,539 -[students murmuring] -Oh, okay. 128 00:05:30,622 --> 00:05:31,832 What's up with the Collegiate guys? 129 00:05:31,915 --> 00:05:34,960 They're all smokeshows and their parents give them HGH shots. 130 00:05:35,043 --> 00:05:37,546 So, I'll need everyone to step it up. 131 00:05:37,629 --> 00:05:39,881 I want to see professional hair and makeup. 132 00:05:39,965 --> 00:05:42,092 I want to see tanning when ethnically appropriate. 133 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:44,135 -And I want to see a statement piece. -[phone chimes] 134 00:05:44,427 --> 00:05:46,179 [Kel] "Jeremy O. Harris announces auditions 135 00:05:46,263 --> 00:05:48,557 "for his highly anticipated new Broadway play. 136 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:51,268 Casting for leads and large diverse ensemble will begin today." 137 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:53,478 -Holy shit. -[Beth] Holy shit is right, Kel. 138 00:05:53,562 --> 00:05:57,232 I need everyone's outfits to scream quiet luxury. 139 00:05:57,315 --> 00:05:59,442 Wait, where the hell are Sarah and Marina? 140 00:05:59,526 --> 00:06:01,528 Uh, they're out sick. I got an email from both their moms. 141 00:06:01,611 --> 00:06:03,029 [groaning] Fine. 142 00:06:03,113 --> 00:06:04,948 I'll just give this exact same announcement again 143 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:06,825 -tomorrow when they get back. -[pen clicking] 144 00:06:06,908 --> 00:06:09,536 Hey, Mom. How's the redecorating going? 145 00:06:09,619 --> 00:06:13,206 Which wallpaper did you pick, the hummingbirds or the koi? 146 00:06:13,290 --> 00:06:15,083 Wait, why are you crying? 147 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:19,880 Dad did what? 148 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:23,967 What the hell? You're leaving Mom? 149 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:26,261 Josh, sweetheart, you have to understand, 150 00:06:26,344 --> 00:06:29,764 your mother already left me years ago emotionally. 151 00:06:29,848 --> 00:06:31,266 No, she didn't. I was there! 152 00:06:31,349 --> 00:06:33,143 She's still super into you. 153 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:35,103 She got her eyelids done for you. 154 00:06:35,186 --> 00:06:37,188 No, I-- I know, her eyes are always so dry. 155 00:06:37,272 --> 00:06:40,609 Now every room in the house has her disgusting little eye drops in them. 156 00:06:40,692 --> 00:06:43,361 That is not grounds for divorce! 157 00:06:43,445 --> 00:06:45,363 What is really going on here? 158 00:06:46,448 --> 00:06:49,618 Remember when I had my portrait commissioned last year? 159 00:06:49,701 --> 00:06:54,331 Well, it came back last week, and, Josh, I look great. 160 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:56,583 Tanned, fit. Like a Cuomo brother. 161 00:06:56,666 --> 00:06:59,920 While your mother looks... [sighs] 162 00:07:00,003 --> 00:07:02,422 Um... distinguished. 163 00:07:02,505 --> 00:07:03,673 Oh, my God. 164 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:06,718 You're leaving Mom because she's too old? 165 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:08,595 She's way younger than you. 166 00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:11,139 It's not because your mother's old. 167 00:07:11,222 --> 00:07:13,475 It's because she makes me feel old. 168 00:07:13,558 --> 00:07:15,018 That's the same thing. 169 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:17,771 I know this is hard for you, son, 170 00:07:17,854 --> 00:07:20,440 but today is the day you realize 171 00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:22,275 your father is just a man. 172 00:07:22,359 --> 00:07:24,235 Not Superman. Not Spider-Man. 173 00:07:24,319 --> 00:07:25,737 More like Iron Man. 174 00:07:25,820 --> 00:07:27,948 Handsome, irreverent, house in Malibu, 175 00:07:28,031 --> 00:07:29,783 needs a piece of equipment to keep his heart beating. 176 00:07:29,866 --> 00:07:31,701 I just don't understand. 177 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:34,496 This is why you're throwing away a 30-year marriage? 178 00:07:35,413 --> 00:07:38,875 I'll always love your mother, but it's time for me to move on. 179 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:42,837 Oh, and do you still have your cute high school English teacher's email? 180 00:07:42,921 --> 00:07:45,256 She and I had real chemistry. 181 00:07:45,340 --> 00:07:47,467 Okay. I'm going. 182 00:07:47,550 --> 00:07:50,303 Oh, alright. Okay, sweetie. 183 00:07:54,766 --> 00:07:57,268 [♪ upbeat music playing] 184 00:07:59,145 --> 00:08:00,188 [gasps] 185 00:08:00,271 --> 00:08:02,691 [squealing] My ad! My ad! 186 00:08:02,774 --> 00:08:03,817 -Oh, my God. -[camera clicking] 187 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:06,486 Ugh, I love that shirt. I want that look. 188 00:08:06,569 --> 00:08:08,863 I'd be the hottest hospice nurse on the floor. 189 00:08:08,947 --> 00:08:11,199 Why are you so concerned with how you look at work? 190 00:08:11,282 --> 00:08:13,618 Okay, why are you so mad when I'm talking about a shirt? 191 00:08:13,702 --> 00:08:16,037 The shirt is Rafe Calder Spring-Summer '26. 192 00:08:16,746 --> 00:08:18,748 Okay, that was a private conversation. 193 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:21,292 Sorry, it's just I styled this, and I'm really proud of it. 194 00:08:21,376 --> 00:08:22,627 Wait, I can find you a link. 195 00:08:23,545 --> 00:08:26,089 Oh, my God! Oh, my God, it's sold out! 196 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:27,382 That's great news! 197 00:08:27,465 --> 00:08:29,259 For you. That was so unhelpful. 198 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:32,887 Sorry. [chuckles] I'm gonna go now. 199 00:08:35,098 --> 00:08:38,018 ♪♪ 200 00:08:41,938 --> 00:08:44,691 I'm sorry, but I don't have a Kel Washington on my list. 201 00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:47,527 Yeah, I think that's probably because I'm-- I'm not. 202 00:08:48,278 --> 00:08:49,612 -[walkie beeping] -Yeah, Stevie, can you come up here? 203 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:51,906 -We have another audition crasher. -[Stevie] Copy. 204 00:08:51,990 --> 00:08:53,283 Please. 205 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:55,118 I'm obsessed with Jeremy O. Harris, 206 00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:57,787 and the press release says you're looking for a diverse ensemble. 207 00:08:57,871 --> 00:08:59,039 I'm hella diverse. 208 00:08:59,122 --> 00:09:00,790 Yeah, you do have a good look. 209 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:04,294 You know, I once was an actor, and I used to think if one person, 210 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:07,589 one gatekeeper could let me through, then I would just blow them away. 211 00:09:07,672 --> 00:09:08,673 Exactly! 212 00:09:08,757 --> 00:09:10,550 Yeah, but nobody did that for me, so I'm not doing that for you. 213 00:09:10,633 --> 00:09:13,386 We only take auditions booked by agents, so scram. 214 00:09:13,470 --> 00:09:14,471 Next! 215 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:17,140 -Right now. -Oh, okay. 216 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:18,224 Okay. 217 00:09:20,602 --> 00:09:23,730 [Sarah] I cannot believe we got to see Phillipa Soo in Hamilton. 218 00:09:23,813 --> 00:09:25,607 [Marina] I never thought I'd see her perform. 219 00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:26,733 Wait! Sarah and Marina? 220 00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:28,985 Oh, my God, it's Mr. Washington. 221 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:30,278 [both coughing] 222 00:09:30,361 --> 00:09:31,571 Okay, your acting is terrible. Come here. 223 00:09:31,654 --> 00:09:34,866 You guys played hooky? You missed a great lesson today. 224 00:09:34,949 --> 00:09:36,785 I'm sorry, but we didn't have a choice. 225 00:09:36,868 --> 00:09:39,871 Phillipa Soo was only sitting in for this one performance. 226 00:09:39,954 --> 00:09:41,998 I can't believe you impersonated your moms to get out of school. 227 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:44,542 I should have known, those emails used way too many emojis. 228 00:09:44,626 --> 00:09:46,503 I guess I did use a lot of hearts. 229 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:48,838 Well, I'm gonna have to tell your parents and the school about this. 230 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:50,924 Please don't get us in trouble, Mr. W. 231 00:09:51,007 --> 00:09:53,259 We did this because it was the only way. 232 00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:55,845 Haven't you ever needed something so badly 233 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,597 that you told a little lie? 234 00:09:57,680 --> 00:09:59,891 [Marina] Come on, let's go. 235 00:10:03,978 --> 00:10:06,564 [Bill] What do you mean you need to "fly this up the flagpole"? 236 00:10:06,648 --> 00:10:09,192 Greg, no! This isn't a school project, 237 00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:10,610 it's a $50 million deal. 238 00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:13,822 So just take a deep breath and do your job. 239 00:10:13,905 --> 00:10:14,948 Pascarelli, hey. [snapping] 240 00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:16,783 -Get the updated models. -On it. 241 00:10:16,866 --> 00:10:19,327 ♪ Happy birthday ♪ 242 00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:22,831 -♪ To you ♪ -[whispering] No! No! No! 243 00:10:22,914 --> 00:10:24,833 -♪ Happy birthday ♪ -Mom! 244 00:10:24,916 --> 00:10:27,210 -♪ To you ♪ -Mom, no, I'm on a call. 245 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:29,129 -♪ Happy birthday ♪ -Mom! 246 00:10:29,212 --> 00:10:30,964 -♪ Dear AJ ♪ -[blowing] 247 00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:34,175 Mom, what are you doing here? I said we'd hang out tomorrow. 248 00:10:34,259 --> 00:10:35,885 And we will! But it's your birthday, 249 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:38,179 and everybody deserves a birthday surprise. 250 00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:40,223 -Mom... -Now, who wants cake? 251 00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:42,142 Can somebody be a doll and cut this for me? 252 00:10:42,225 --> 00:10:44,686 -Love her. -Hey, what the fuck is going on? 253 00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:47,105 We're on a call. This is a workplace. 254 00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:48,982 Excuse me, nobody talks to me that way. 255 00:10:49,065 --> 00:10:51,442 In your Brooks Brothers suit and your skinny little tie. 256 00:10:51,526 --> 00:10:54,237 Mom, stop! Bill, this is my mom. 257 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:58,408 She just, uh, brought me a cake for my, uh, birthday. 258 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:01,911 Oh. Okay. 259 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,997 Well, happy birthday, AJ. 260 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:07,125 But the CFO of Spanx doesn't need to know about this. 261 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:10,587 Hey. Yeah, sorry about that. 262 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:13,173 I know he's your boss, AJ, but that guy could give your dad 263 00:11:13,256 --> 00:11:15,425 a run for his money in the asshole department. 264 00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:20,096 [♪ upbeat R&B music playing] 265 00:11:23,558 --> 00:11:25,185 Look, I know we ordered six stuffed mushrooms, 266 00:11:25,268 --> 00:11:26,895 and these two are for Josh, 267 00:11:26,978 --> 00:11:28,813 but if we told him it was an order of three, 268 00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:30,732 I could eat one more and he would never know. 269 00:11:30,815 --> 00:11:33,276 Yeah, whatever. Look, I need to ask you a favor. 270 00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:36,070 And it's really unethical, so it's completely okay if you say no. 271 00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:37,614 Okay. What is it? 272 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,782 I need you to pretend to be my agent and get me an audition. 273 00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:41,993 Uh, yeah, of course I'll do that. 274 00:11:42,076 --> 00:11:43,745 -Yeah? -Yeah, I'm an investment banker. 275 00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:45,288 You think I don't know how to be unethical? 276 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:46,456 -[chuckles] -Looks like we both 277 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,416 like to be bad sometimes. 278 00:11:48,499 --> 00:11:51,044 I'm just glad this didn't end up being a Steak and Tears tonight. 279 00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:52,503 I was getting suspicious. 280 00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:54,756 Yeah, yeah. We should really wait for Josh. 281 00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:58,051 Wait, this is a Steak and Tears? 282 00:11:58,134 --> 00:11:59,636 Why? Did you beat the new Zelda without me? 283 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:00,803 I will kill myself. 284 00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:02,722 Josh, finally. Is someone gonna tell me 285 00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:04,974 -what the hell's going on here? -Okay, Davis, I can't lie to you. 286 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,684 This is a Steak and Tears because-- 287 00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:08,603 My dad is leaving my mom. 288 00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:11,272 -Oh, my God. -Yeah. 289 00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:12,357 I'm so sorry. 290 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:13,816 Yeah, no wonder you needed your boys tonight. 291 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:16,194 Let's get you a passion fruit Cosmo stat! 292 00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:18,279 Your favorite drink will cheer you up. 293 00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:20,865 I can't believe this-- The nursing room? 294 00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:21,950 Mom! 295 00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:25,203 Mom, what the hell was that? 296 00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:26,871 You can't just barge into my work. 297 00:12:26,955 --> 00:12:29,791 Fisher Stassen is the premier investment bank in New York City. 298 00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:33,211 I don't care if it's Fisher Stassen and Big Papi. 299 00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:34,712 Manners are manners. 300 00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:36,297 You don't get it. Places like this 301 00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:38,132 don't usually take people like me. 302 00:12:38,216 --> 00:12:40,343 -I can't mess this up. -People like you? 303 00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:41,678 -Do you hear yourself? -[sighs] 304 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,554 [scoffs] I'm sorry, honey. 305 00:12:43,638 --> 00:12:45,598 I just don't understand a workplace that won't let you 306 00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:47,767 have cake on your birthday or go have dinner with your mother. 307 00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:49,227 Where's the humanity in that? 308 00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:50,645 You don't get it because you don't have a career, 309 00:12:50,728 --> 00:12:51,813 you have a job! 310 00:12:54,232 --> 00:12:55,316 [Amy scoffs] 311 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:57,443 I guess that's true. 312 00:12:58,319 --> 00:13:00,154 I know you work with a bunch of dickholes. 313 00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:02,156 I just didn't know you would become one, too. 314 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:03,241 Mom. 315 00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:06,911 Enjoy it now. One day, they'll hate you for no reason. 316 00:13:09,247 --> 00:13:10,873 [sighs] 317 00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:15,128 Ah! 318 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,298 I just thought my dad was the perfect guy. 319 00:13:18,381 --> 00:13:21,759 The career, the looks, his beautiful laugh. 320 00:13:21,843 --> 00:13:23,052 Was I wrong? 321 00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:27,432 Wait, why aren't you telling me my dad is awesome? 322 00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:30,018 I don't wanna talk shit about your dad. 323 00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:31,561 He did take us on his yacht. 324 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,187 Yes, see? That was fun. 325 00:13:33,271 --> 00:13:35,898 Was it, though? Because I tried to do the "king of the world," 326 00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:37,942 and he pushed me overboard and called me gay. 327 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:41,070 -You got the picture. -Okay, but remember in high school, 328 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,281 at the start of every year, he'd always say which girls 329 00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:44,824 filled out the most during summer? 330 00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:46,909 [groaning] That wasn't great. 331 00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:48,453 -Yeah. -[Josh] Wait. 332 00:13:49,287 --> 00:13:51,789 When I was in sixth grade, I was a little chubby, 333 00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:55,585 so my dad and I had this inside joke where he called me Miss Piggy. 334 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,128 [stifled laugh] 335 00:13:57,211 --> 00:13:59,797 Sorry. That's fucked up. 336 00:13:59,881 --> 00:14:02,508 Anyway, I thought it was funny at the time. 337 00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:05,553 Oh, my God. 338 00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:08,723 My dad is a dick. 339 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,351 -[stifled sob] -It's okay, buddy. 340 00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:13,102 -Let it out. -[sobbing] 341 00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,438 Garcon! [snapping] More napkins. 342 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:17,899 -And more stuffed mushrooms. -[Kel] Let it out. 343 00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:20,109 -Yeah. -Let it out. 344 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:26,908 [♪ easygoing music playing] 345 00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:30,453 Thanks for eating out here with me. 346 00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:33,373 I didn't want to wake up my mom and have her yell at me again. 347 00:14:33,456 --> 00:14:36,459 You're too hard on her. Like, at least she's fun. 348 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:38,961 For my birthday, my mom forgot my birthday. 349 00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,755 [Josh] Motherfucker! 350 00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:43,883 Josh, what are you doing? 351 00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:46,135 Throwing my dad's stupid sweaters away. 352 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:47,845 He's leaving my mom. 353 00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:49,931 Oh, I'm so sorry. 354 00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:52,475 Is that-- is that sweater a Loro Piana? Are you nuts? 355 00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:54,811 I don't want a trace of him in my life. 356 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,438 They were this perfect couple. 357 00:14:57,522 --> 00:15:00,525 Married for 30 years. Three beautiful children. 358 00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:01,984 Yeah, it sucks. 359 00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:03,569 My dad left when I was two. 360 00:15:03,653 --> 00:15:06,155 Respectfully, I think my situation is sadder 361 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:09,075 'cause I'm so aware of everything that's happening to me. 362 00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:10,952 Fuck you, Dad. 363 00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:13,871 Fuck you for this turmoil within. 364 00:15:13,955 --> 00:15:15,623 -I don't need this fancy watch. -[Abby] Wait, wait. 365 00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:17,083 I do, I do, I do. I'll take it. 366 00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:20,711 -Won't make you happy. -Girl, it might. 367 00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:22,755 It's so nice. 368 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:26,717 I don't know, Davis. 369 00:15:26,801 --> 00:15:28,761 I'm second-guessing you pretending to be my agent. 370 00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:31,806 We can't turn back now, Kel. I'm already in character. 371 00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:33,015 Where'd you get that hat? 372 00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:35,143 I borrowed it from Josh. His grandpa died in it. 373 00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:38,271 Hello, this is Chaz Riviera from The Riviera Agency, 374 00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:39,981 and I have a client I'd like to send in 375 00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:42,900 to audition for Jeremy Harris' new play. 376 00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:45,528 -Uh, Jeremy O. Harris. -Sorry, Jeremy O'Harris. 377 00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:47,405 A fellow Irishman, I presume. 378 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:51,075 Look, I represent a lot of A-list clients, 379 00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:53,327 but I'm calling about the most exciting young actor 380 00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:55,621 you probably haven't heard of. 381 00:15:55,705 --> 00:15:59,167 The wickedly talented, one and only, Kel Washington. 382 00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:01,335 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 383 00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:03,337 -Uh-huh. -[whispering] What are they saying? 384 00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:05,715 Well, it sounds like Kel would be perfect for this. 385 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:08,217 And honestly, when you see his headshot, you're gonna cream your jeans. 386 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,011 So, I'll go ahead and send over his info. 387 00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:12,054 If you can just get back to me about that audition slot. 388 00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:13,764 Perfect. I have to go to lunch 389 00:16:13,848 --> 00:16:15,308 with Benicio del Toro and Leo DiCaps, 390 00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:17,435 but I'll have my assistant Josh Teitelbaum 391 00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:20,188 send over Kel's materials ASAP, Rocky. 392 00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:22,273 Another client. Bye-bye. 393 00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:25,359 -Sounds like it went well. -Uh, baby, 394 00:16:25,443 --> 00:16:27,653 when you're Chaz Riviera, things don't go well. 395 00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:28,821 They go off. 396 00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:30,490 Okay, you can drop the character now, Davis. 397 00:16:30,573 --> 00:16:31,991 Who's Davis? 398 00:16:33,451 --> 00:16:36,078 Don't forget my 10%. Chaz! 399 00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:39,916 [knocking] 400 00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:42,960 Oh, wow! 401 00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:45,004 Sorry, I'll never get used to seeing your costume 402 00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:46,881 for this George Washington movie. 403 00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:49,300 Well, technically, it's Martha's movie. 404 00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:51,636 I mostly just chase her through hanging laundry. 405 00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:52,929 -Right. [chuckles] -So, what's up? 406 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:55,765 Or as they say in colonial times, "What news?" 407 00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,600 -[laughing] -We're ready for you on set. 408 00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:59,352 -Oh. Will you walk with me? -Of course. 409 00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:03,606 So, as you know, your Ketamine ad is blowing up. 410 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:06,567 The Rafe Calder shirt I put you in has sold out everywhere. 411 00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:08,152 -Oh, great. -Yeah. 412 00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:10,571 And I had a really crazy idea 413 00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:12,448 from back when I was an assistant. 414 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,534 I know Rafe's favorite lunch spot. 415 00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:17,620 So, I thought I would go there and pitch you to him 416 00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:19,163 as a brand ambassador. 417 00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:20,373 Hm. Interesting. 418 00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:23,376 Interesting or, like, the most amazing idea I've ever had? 419 00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:25,169 I don't know if I'd go that far, 420 00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:27,797 -but if you're excited, I'm excited. -Okay. 421 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,591 We've really gotta go. They're all set up for the cherry tree stunt. 422 00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:31,926 Oh! That's the biggie. 423 00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:33,678 [chuckles] Great. I will let you know 424 00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:35,596 -how it goes with Rafe. -Who? 425 00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:38,266 Rafe Calder, the designer? 426 00:17:38,349 --> 00:17:39,976 I mentioned him, like, two seconds ago. 427 00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,603 -Oh, yeah, right. Cool. -Great. 428 00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:45,231 -Bye. -Good morrow. 429 00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:47,066 Good morrow. [chuckles] 430 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:54,365 [Amy] Motherfucker. Fuck! 431 00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:56,701 Uh, hello, ma'am? 432 00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:57,827 Are you okay? 433 00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,453 No, I'm not. 434 00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:01,581 I was trying to leave my daughter's place in a huff, 435 00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:04,000 and I left my HRT meds on the bathroom counter, 436 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,919 and I don't have the keys, and I'm too proud to text her at work 437 00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:09,088 'cause she was being such a bitch. 438 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,508 Wait a minute, are you-- are you AJ's mom? 439 00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:14,260 Yeah. 440 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,221 Amy. How'd you know? 441 00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:20,725 Uh, maybe the Boston of it all. AJ and I actually work together. 442 00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:23,394 I also recognize you from your many, many comments 443 00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:25,021 on her Instagram account. 444 00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:28,107 It seems that you sometimes think the comments are DMs? 445 00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:29,900 Yeah, I'm just a stupid moron who doesn't know 446 00:18:29,984 --> 00:18:31,110 how to do anything, okay? 447 00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:32,570 Oh, no, I did-- I'm not... 448 00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:36,157 -Do you-- do you want some help? -Sure. 449 00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:39,493 If you can tell me what's going on with this outfit. 450 00:18:39,577 --> 00:18:42,121 Yes, no, I can-- I-- Yes, I'll explain. 451 00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:45,499 [Jeremy O. Harris] Who's next? Kel Washington? 452 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,044 That's me. Hi. 453 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,670 [clears throat] Mr. O. Harris, 454 00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:51,631 can I just say it's an honor to be here? 455 00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:54,175 Uh, it means a lot to me and my team at The Riviera Agency. 456 00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:56,344 Yeah, I'm gonna stop you right there. 457 00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:57,678 We know you don't have an agent. 458 00:18:58,512 --> 00:18:59,847 -Uh, you do? -Yeah. 459 00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:02,141 Whoever called casting was clearly a psychopath. 460 00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:03,309 I'm so sorry. 461 00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:05,144 I don't know what I was thinking, I was desperate. 462 00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:06,270 Oh, my God. 463 00:19:06,354 --> 00:19:08,648 Did you call me in just to publicly humiliate me? 464 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,609 -I'll take it. I deserve it. -[chuckles] No. 465 00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:13,819 Listen, I saw your material, and I liked what I saw. 466 00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:15,780 So I figured, why not give you a chance? 467 00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:17,907 Wait, r-really? [laughing] 468 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:21,118 Uh, that's incredible. I promise if you cast me, 469 00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:24,205 -I swear, I will never lie to you again. -Okay, bring it down. 470 00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:25,748 I'm a scammer, too. 471 00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:27,541 At the beginning of my career, I had to beg, borrow, and steal 472 00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:28,793 to get any of my work put up. 473 00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:31,671 But I never let anyone or anything stand in my way. 474 00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:33,255 You shouldn't either. 475 00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:36,592 Alright, um, Kel. That is your real name, right? 476 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,052 -Yeah. -Okay. 477 00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:39,887 Let's see what you got. 478 00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:45,226 Hi, I'm here to-- Oh, I see him. 479 00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:46,310 Thank you. 480 00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:50,356 [clears throat] 481 00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:55,820 Oh, excuse me. 482 00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:57,822 Can you grab me some more butter for this sourdough? 483 00:19:57,905 --> 00:19:59,990 A fly landed in it and flew off without its head. 484 00:20:00,074 --> 00:20:01,367 Oh, I'm not a server. 485 00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:03,703 I'm Abby. I used to work for Vanessa Hsu. 486 00:20:03,786 --> 00:20:04,870 Oh, yeah. 487 00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:06,539 I love her. She's such a huge bitch. 488 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,250 Yes, she's a big personality. 489 00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,419 Mm. Sorry, why are you talking to me? 490 00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:14,588 I recently styled Austin Blanchett in one of your shirts, 491 00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:16,799 and it immediately sold out on your website. 492 00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:18,008 -Really? -Mm-hmm. 493 00:20:18,092 --> 00:20:20,052 We couldn't give those shirts away. We were about to dump them in a... 494 00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:23,514 -donation bin for textiles. -That's great. 495 00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:25,266 Sustainability means a lot to me, too. 496 00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:28,018 Point is, Austin looks great in your clothes 497 00:20:28,102 --> 00:20:30,062 and would be a perfect brand ambassador. 498 00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:31,605 Well, calm down, little girl. 499 00:20:31,689 --> 00:20:34,650 You didn't invent the idea of brand ambassador. 500 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,527 And, no shit, Austin looks great in our clothes. 501 00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:38,028 But I will say it's interesting 502 00:20:38,112 --> 00:20:39,989 that he would be open to something like this. 503 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,782 I mean, he's always been so cagey about fashion, 504 00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:45,035 which, of course, makes me want to work with him even more. 505 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,538 So, you will think about it? 506 00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:49,415 Yes, I will. 507 00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:51,625 That's great. Thank you. [chuckles] 508 00:20:51,709 --> 00:20:54,211 Now, if you could just excuse me, I don't want anyone to see 509 00:20:54,295 --> 00:20:56,297 -what I'm about to do to these fries. -Of course. 510 00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:58,132 [chuckles] Thank you. 511 00:20:58,215 --> 00:20:59,300 [clearing throat] 512 00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:03,471 And AJ just yells at me in front of the entire office. 513 00:21:03,554 --> 00:21:05,431 -It was so embarrassing. -Mm. 514 00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:07,725 I just wanted to surprise her for her birthday 515 00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:10,436 with a cake, and a song, and a bunch of balloons. 516 00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:14,148 Oof, yeah, I can see how that wouldn't go over well. 517 00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:17,193 -But I get it. I'm a big gesture guy, too. -Yeah? 518 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:20,321 Yeah. I once surprised a girl on her family trip to Yosemite. 519 00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:23,824 Walked right into a faceful of her grandpa's ashes. 520 00:21:23,908 --> 00:21:25,117 -Oh. -Yeah. 521 00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:28,078 I just don't get why anyone would want to work 522 00:21:28,162 --> 00:21:29,538 -at a place like that. -Totally. 523 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:32,458 Our office is kind of uptight, but I'm sure AJ feels terrible 524 00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:33,834 about yelling at you. 525 00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:36,796 In her defense, we're always under so much pressure. 526 00:21:36,879 --> 00:21:40,382 You should be proud, though. I mean, AJ is, like, killing it. 527 00:21:41,842 --> 00:21:45,304 You know, AJ's been telling me she likes a guy at work. 528 00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:47,890 Now I think I know who she's talking about. 529 00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:51,602 -Whoa. [chuckles] -Anyway. 530 00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:54,855 Could I wait at your place until the girls get back? 531 00:21:55,523 --> 00:21:57,525 It would be my honor. 532 00:22:00,611 --> 00:22:04,406 [Wes] David, please, in the history of public divorces, this isn't even a blip. 533 00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:06,242 What's going on in Wes' office? 534 00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:08,035 Did they over-pluck his eyebrows again? 535 00:22:08,118 --> 00:22:09,328 No, he's in there with your dad. 536 00:22:09,411 --> 00:22:10,788 -My dad? -[Warren] He doesn't want the network 537 00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:12,748 to report on his divorce. 538 00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:15,501 Of course, I wholeheartedly agree. 539 00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:17,711 Your personal business isn't news. 540 00:22:17,795 --> 00:22:19,797 Oh, thank you for understanding. 541 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:24,301 Uh, good job, everybody. Keep doing what you're doing. 542 00:22:24,385 --> 00:22:25,761 Whoops! 543 00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:28,430 Uh, okay. Have a good show tonight. 544 00:22:28,514 --> 00:22:30,140 Hey, do you see what you just did? 545 00:22:30,224 --> 00:22:33,143 You just spilled coffee all over Warren's desk. 546 00:22:35,271 --> 00:22:36,730 Oh. Sorry there, chief. 547 00:22:36,814 --> 00:22:37,898 [chuckles] 548 00:22:37,982 --> 00:22:39,942 Are you going to clean it up? 549 00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:44,446 Uh, no need, David. We'll take care of that. 550 00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:46,156 [chuckles] Uh, Warren? 551 00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:47,241 A-Absolutely. 552 00:22:47,324 --> 00:22:50,035 I hate this sweater anyway, so it's perfect. 553 00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:52,162 No, no, no, my-- my son's right, 554 00:22:52,246 --> 00:22:54,373 and I appreciate him pointing it out. 555 00:22:54,456 --> 00:22:57,209 I made a mess. I'll clean it up. 556 00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:05,426 And blot, blot, blot, blot, blot. 557 00:23:05,509 --> 00:23:08,137 And blot. Good as new. 558 00:23:09,763 --> 00:23:12,808 Some of it dripped on the floor. 559 00:23:22,318 --> 00:23:24,028 Man of the people, everyone. [chuckles] 560 00:23:24,778 --> 00:23:26,113 -Shall we? -Mm. 561 00:23:27,573 --> 00:23:30,993 [Wes] And that is why you're so beloved. Such humility. 562 00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:38,167 [school bell rings] 563 00:23:38,584 --> 00:23:40,085 [Kel] Thanks for hanging back, you two. 564 00:23:40,169 --> 00:23:42,212 Please, if you're gonna punish us for ditching, 565 00:23:42,296 --> 00:23:43,505 can we just get it over with? 566 00:23:43,589 --> 00:23:45,257 When my parents find out, they're gonna make me 567 00:23:45,341 --> 00:23:46,717 RealReal my Labubu. 568 00:23:47,509 --> 00:23:49,553 I don't know what you just said, but I've thought it over, 569 00:23:49,637 --> 00:23:51,847 and I've decided to look the other way. 570 00:23:52,514 --> 00:23:54,183 -Wait. Really? -Yes. 571 00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:55,935 Just this once. 572 00:23:56,018 --> 00:23:57,770 Sometimes it's okay to bend the rules a little, 573 00:23:57,853 --> 00:23:59,480 especially when you're doing it to follow your passion. 574 00:23:59,563 --> 00:24:00,898 [Sarah] Yes! Exactly! 575 00:24:00,981 --> 00:24:02,441 That is why we did it. 576 00:24:02,524 --> 00:24:04,276 I mean, we also went thrifting and got boba. 577 00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:06,070 And we went to the Katseye pop-up. 578 00:24:06,153 --> 00:24:07,947 La, la, la, la, la! Don't tell me that stuff. 579 00:24:08,030 --> 00:24:09,365 You're all good this time. 580 00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:11,533 -Just don't do it again. -[Sarah] We won't. 581 00:24:11,617 --> 00:24:13,077 Thanks, Mr. Washington. 582 00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:14,620 -You're actually okay. -[phone ringing] 583 00:24:14,703 --> 00:24:17,873 As much as I'd love to bask in the glow of that enormous compliment, 584 00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:19,667 I've gotta take this. Excuse me. 585 00:24:20,584 --> 00:24:22,503 -Yo. -[Davis] [on phone] Bad news, man. 586 00:24:22,586 --> 00:24:24,296 You didn't get the lead in Jeremy's play. 587 00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:27,299 They gave it to some guy, L.A. Keith Stanfield? 588 00:24:27,383 --> 00:24:28,926 Uh, forget L.A. Keith. 589 00:24:29,009 --> 00:24:30,886 How about give it to New York Kel? 590 00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:33,889 [Kel] It's LaKeith Stanfield, and he's a genius. 591 00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:36,433 No genius would choose to live in LA, you know that. 592 00:24:36,517 --> 00:24:39,520 [sighs] Well, anyway, it's okay, I tried. 593 00:24:39,603 --> 00:24:41,230 No, it's not okay. It's bullshit. 594 00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:43,482 [chuckles] Davis, you're a great agent. 595 00:24:43,565 --> 00:24:44,900 [Davis] It's Chaz. 596 00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:48,988 Chaz, it's really great that I even got the audition. 597 00:24:49,071 --> 00:24:51,865 Oh. They did offer you this other part that only has, like, two lines. 598 00:24:51,949 --> 00:24:53,617 But my boy deserves the best, 599 00:24:53,701 --> 00:24:55,327 so I'm gonna go tell 'em to fuck themselves, cool? 600 00:24:55,411 --> 00:24:57,913 Wait, wait, wait. What, what? I got a part? 601 00:24:57,997 --> 00:24:59,415 I'm gonna be on Broadway? 602 00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:03,002 Uh, it's a really small part, but okay. 603 00:25:03,085 --> 00:25:05,796 If baby's happy, Chaz is happy. 604 00:25:05,879 --> 00:25:07,047 Yeah, I'm happy. I'm happy. 605 00:25:07,131 --> 00:25:08,632 I got a part! 606 00:25:09,883 --> 00:25:11,844 Sorry. Go to class, girls. 607 00:25:13,137 --> 00:25:14,596 [quietly] Yeah. Fuck! 608 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:16,849 ♪ When I wake up in the morning ♪ 609 00:25:18,892 --> 00:25:21,687 ♪ The very first thing I do... ♪ 610 00:25:22,980 --> 00:25:23,981 Hey, Mom. 611 00:25:24,064 --> 00:25:26,191 -[tablet game playing] -Oh, hey. 612 00:25:27,985 --> 00:25:28,986 [sighs] 613 00:25:30,154 --> 00:25:32,990 Mom, look, I'm really sorry. 614 00:25:33,073 --> 00:25:35,200 I had no business talking to you like that, 615 00:25:35,284 --> 00:25:36,785 and I'm so excited you're here. 616 00:25:37,870 --> 00:25:39,955 If you weren't, I don't think I'd even celebrate. 617 00:25:40,706 --> 00:25:42,374 [clicking tongue] 618 00:25:42,458 --> 00:25:44,376 [sighs] Oh, honey. 619 00:25:47,212 --> 00:25:48,338 It's okay. 620 00:25:49,131 --> 00:25:50,674 I'm just worried about you. 621 00:25:50,758 --> 00:25:53,302 Oh, God, Mom, that's like universally the worst thing 622 00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:54,553 a parent can say to a child. 623 00:25:54,636 --> 00:25:56,680 Can't you just be mad at me so I can ignore it? 624 00:25:57,598 --> 00:26:00,726 I just feel like... you're changing. 625 00:26:00,809 --> 00:26:03,062 It's fine. Everyone does. 626 00:26:03,979 --> 00:26:06,106 It's why I tell people to wax and not laser. 627 00:26:06,190 --> 00:26:08,108 -'Cause laser is forever. -Exactly. 628 00:26:08,192 --> 00:26:09,693 -Mm-hmm. -The point is... 629 00:26:10,944 --> 00:26:14,198 I hope you know you were great even before this job. 630 00:26:17,826 --> 00:26:18,952 Mm. 631 00:26:19,036 --> 00:26:20,579 [knocking] 632 00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:22,623 Hm. 633 00:26:23,749 --> 00:26:26,376 -Don't take it, you're being served! -[scoffs] 634 00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:29,922 Oh, it's a birthday card. 635 00:26:30,297 --> 00:26:32,925 [Bill] "Happy Birthday. Sorry I yelled at your mom. 636 00:26:33,008 --> 00:26:36,053 Take Saturday off. And hold Sunday for me. Bill." 637 00:26:36,136 --> 00:26:37,763 [chuckles] 638 00:26:37,846 --> 00:26:40,265 Mom, want to go see Chicago tonight? 639 00:26:40,349 --> 00:26:42,142 Are you kidding me?! 640 00:26:42,226 --> 00:26:44,978 [both squealing, laughing] 641 00:26:45,062 --> 00:26:46,355 It's showtime! 642 00:26:46,438 --> 00:26:50,734 ♪ And I was barely 17 years old ♪ 643 00:26:52,861 --> 00:26:55,489 ♪ It was in New York City ♪ 644 00:26:55,572 --> 00:26:59,952 -♪ And the eastside wind blew cold ♪ -[knocking at door] 645 00:27:01,036 --> 00:27:02,121 Hi! 646 00:27:02,204 --> 00:27:03,956 -Hey. -Oh, my God, I'm so glad you're here. 647 00:27:04,039 --> 00:27:07,126 I've been thinking of so many great ideas for the campaign. 648 00:27:07,209 --> 00:27:10,629 I can't believe it. My famous brand ambassador. 649 00:27:11,338 --> 00:27:13,757 Yeah, I brought you these palo santo sticks. 650 00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:16,635 Oh. [chuckles] Why? 651 00:27:16,718 --> 00:27:19,138 You can use them to cleanse the negative energy. 652 00:27:19,930 --> 00:27:23,308 -Wait, is something wrong? -[sighs] We should talk. 653 00:27:27,020 --> 00:27:28,564 I can't believe you stood up to your dad. 654 00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:31,024 Honestly, I'm seeing him with new eyes. 655 00:27:31,108 --> 00:27:34,528 You know, with all the stuff with my mom, he had it coming. 656 00:27:34,611 --> 00:27:37,447 Yeah. But aren't you, like, worried he's mad? 657 00:27:37,531 --> 00:27:38,866 Doesn't he pay for your whole life? 658 00:27:41,910 --> 00:27:44,163 [sighs] Yeah. 659 00:27:44,246 --> 00:27:47,708 -[door opens] -Hey, Davis, what's with the flowers? 660 00:27:47,791 --> 00:27:49,418 They're for AJ. [inhales deeply] 661 00:27:49,501 --> 00:27:50,711 It's time to make my move. 662 00:27:51,295 --> 00:27:53,130 I-- I had a great convo with Amy, 663 00:27:53,213 --> 00:27:55,757 that's AJ's mom, and maybe my future mother-in-law. 664 00:27:55,841 --> 00:27:58,510 And she told me that AJ likes somebody at work, 665 00:27:58,594 --> 00:28:01,471 and all signs point to this Adonis in Sperry Topsiders. 666 00:28:02,556 --> 00:28:04,016 [both] She's sleeping with your boss. 667 00:28:05,267 --> 00:28:06,351 What? 668 00:28:07,936 --> 00:28:10,105 I saw Bill coming out of her apartment the other morning. 669 00:28:10,189 --> 00:28:13,150 I heard the girls talking about it. It's Bill. 670 00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:19,364 [choking up] Hm. Bill, my mentor? 671 00:28:21,366 --> 00:28:23,410 -And AJ? -[softly] Yeah. 672 00:28:26,163 --> 00:28:28,207 Hey, hey, hey, don't look at the terrace like that. 673 00:28:28,290 --> 00:28:30,500 -Eyes on me, big guy. -No, it's fine. 674 00:28:31,877 --> 00:28:33,879 I'm good. I'm really good. 675 00:28:33,962 --> 00:28:36,882 [chuckles] No, it's... I'm fine. 676 00:28:36,965 --> 00:28:39,301 It's-- I'm just gonna... [sobbing] 677 00:28:44,097 --> 00:28:46,934 -[Kel] We're so sorry, man. -[sobbing] No. It's fine, I just-- 678 00:28:47,017 --> 00:28:48,852 I just thought that-- 679 00:28:48,936 --> 00:28:50,479 I just thought that she was gonna be... 680 00:28:51,396 --> 00:28:53,315 -[imitating Borat] ...my wife. -[Josh] Hey, man. 681 00:28:53,398 --> 00:28:56,068 You don't need to do Borat right now. 682 00:28:56,151 --> 00:28:57,569 Just feel your feelings. 683 00:28:57,653 --> 00:28:59,238 No, it's fine. 684 00:28:59,321 --> 00:29:00,822 I should be able to control myself. 685 00:29:00,906 --> 00:29:03,659 This is what the Steak and Tears system was created for. 686 00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:05,118 I don't know. I'm beginning to think 687 00:29:05,202 --> 00:29:07,579 the whole Steak and Tears thing was just an excuse 688 00:29:07,663 --> 00:29:10,749 for us to get all drunk and meat-ed up every couple months. 689 00:29:10,832 --> 00:29:14,670 Yeah, I think crying when you need to is maybe the healthier option. 690 00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:15,837 It's certainly cheaper. 691 00:29:15,921 --> 00:29:18,465 But isn't it more masculine, 692 00:29:18,548 --> 00:29:20,842 like, not to cry, like... 693 00:29:22,261 --> 00:29:23,845 What about Jon Hamm? 694 00:29:23,929 --> 00:29:26,056 Hey, maybe Jon Hamm doesn't need to cry. 695 00:29:26,139 --> 00:29:29,226 He's-- he's the voice of Mercedes, and he lives in a mansion in LA. 696 00:29:29,309 --> 00:29:32,479 But it doesn't make us any less masculine if we need to. 697 00:29:32,562 --> 00:29:34,022 No, it does. 698 00:29:34,106 --> 00:29:35,399 But I'm okay with that. 699 00:29:35,482 --> 00:29:37,401 Yeah, me too. [sniffling] 700 00:29:37,484 --> 00:29:38,568 [Josh] Oh, God. 701 00:29:38,652 --> 00:29:40,028 -[sobbing] -It's happening again. 702 00:29:40,112 --> 00:29:42,030 -Kel, get more tissues. -No. 703 00:29:43,657 --> 00:29:46,702 Abby, look, I've been getting really deep 704 00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:49,079 into the research for my character I'm playing. 705 00:29:49,162 --> 00:29:50,163 And... 706 00:29:51,581 --> 00:29:55,252 I found out he's, like, this really authentic guy. 707 00:29:55,335 --> 00:29:56,753 He was the first president. 708 00:29:56,837 --> 00:29:59,089 Yeah, I'm aware. George Washington. 709 00:29:59,881 --> 00:30:01,842 Anyway, in my research, 710 00:30:01,925 --> 00:30:03,969 I learned that George 711 00:30:04,052 --> 00:30:06,847 had this thing where he couldn't tell a lie. 712 00:30:07,639 --> 00:30:10,183 -And, well-- -What are you trying to say? 713 00:30:11,226 --> 00:30:15,230 Fi introduced me to her stylist, and I'm gonna use her, not you. 714 00:30:16,606 --> 00:30:17,649 What? 715 00:30:17,733 --> 00:30:20,444 Oh, Fi is what I call Sofia Coppola. 716 00:30:21,111 --> 00:30:22,362 No. No, no, no, not that. 717 00:30:22,446 --> 00:30:24,990 Wait, uh, you're firing me? 718 00:30:25,073 --> 00:30:27,826 We've been killing it. What about the campaign? 719 00:30:27,909 --> 00:30:30,912 Yeah, nah. We're not gonna do that. 720 00:30:30,996 --> 00:30:33,498 Fi-- uh, again, Sofia Coppola, 721 00:30:33,582 --> 00:30:36,877 she's worried that I might become overexposed. 722 00:30:38,545 --> 00:30:39,546 [Austin sighs] 723 00:30:39,629 --> 00:30:41,506 You must be stunned. 724 00:30:42,966 --> 00:30:46,261 And I want you to know that I will always be here for you 725 00:30:46,345 --> 00:30:49,765 if you ever need an autograph for a niece or nephew or something. 726 00:30:52,225 --> 00:30:53,977 Get the hell out of here. 727 00:30:54,811 --> 00:30:55,937 Go! 728 00:30:58,774 --> 00:31:01,026 And take your stupid sticks with you. 729 00:31:01,109 --> 00:31:02,486 [palo santo clattering] 730 00:31:02,569 --> 00:31:04,446 -[door closes] -[sighs heavily] 731 00:31:04,529 --> 00:31:06,990 ♪♪ 732 00:31:07,074 --> 00:31:10,410 ♪ You and me, we’ll bloom in the sun ♪ 733 00:31:10,494 --> 00:31:12,537 ♪ We’ll lift our tongues ♪ 734 00:31:12,621 --> 00:31:16,583 ♪ And swallow the whole sky whole ♪ 735 00:31:19,294 --> 00:31:23,465 ♪ When we wake, we’re covered in dew drops ♪ 736 00:31:23,548 --> 00:31:25,634 ♪ Lying on cool rocks ♪ 737 00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:29,679 ♪ Watching the day drift on ♪ 738 00:31:29,763 --> 00:31:33,975 ♪ Slipped in a daydream ♪ 739 00:31:34,059 --> 00:31:38,105 ♪ Sweet as they can be ♪ 740 00:31:38,188 --> 00:31:41,983 ♪ If you will let me... ♪