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在這個天寒地凍的早晨

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聖誕節倒數正式來到僅剩16個購物日

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你今年乖不乖啊?

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以下謹以我的愛歌
為大家帶來佳節氣氛

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媽?

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爸?

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熱水壺!

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爸!

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媽!

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媽?唉呀,媽?

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媽?糟糕

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爸?爸!

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爸!

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喂?媽?

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請派救護車

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- 要往哪開?
- 我不知道,那邊嗎?

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我要直接逆向了

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- 你在...
- 我知道,我要停車

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沒事的,媽
你的東西我們有帶,你的包包在這

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《再見六月》

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等等,我的蛙鏡呢?

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你要是沒帶就得用借的
我買過新的給你了

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- 媽!
- 別把錯推給我

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- 你沒買
- 明明就有

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- 就放在玄關桌上
- 艾拉,你怎麼會沒看到?

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- 閉嘴啦
- 艾拉,麻煩幫幫你弟

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- 喂?蘇絲,抱歉
- 我太太很累

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而且她有孕在身

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- 有空房嗎?
- 拜託哦,阿飛

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- 對
- 應該是...

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「先生,你好,我太太有孕在身」

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...週五前拿到聖誕獎金,那就太好了

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不是「我太太很累
而且有孕在身,有空房嗎?」

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明明就一樣

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- 你只是把同樣的台詞念兩遍而已
- 才不是

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拜託哦,這次說對台詞好嗎

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「...都在益康豐收」之類的

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我得先掛了,晚點再回電

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- 艾拉,他不會丟人現眼
- 就是會

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阿飛,你演得很棒,精彩至極

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- 小班,他表演得精彩嗎?
- 精彩

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我絕對不去看你的《耶穌誕生記》

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- 別那麼刻薄
- 至少有人尊重我

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- 好吃的麵包
- 鑰匙...

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- 謝謝媽
- 小希

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你覺得我的耳環怎麼樣?

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我喜歡

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- 你有給媽媽看嗎?
- 媽?

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- 你覺得我的耳環怎麼樣?
- 美呆了

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不過戴著打橄欖球可能有點累贅
所以體育課前記得要摘掉

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- 好
- 好,我要出門了

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五點左右見,再見

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傑利?採買清單上的優格呢?

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- 清單上好像沒有
- 有,綿羊優格

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你怎麼每次都漏東漏西?
我實在難以理解

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只要買一樣劃一樣就行了
你每次都不劃掉

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我晚點回家順路去買
我記起來了,山羊優格

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- 是綿羊
- 綿羊

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- 好,你們要乖乖上課哦
- 再見,媽

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- 寶貝,祝你排演順利
- 艾拉,劇本還我

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- 說「拜託」
- 我拿給他

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- 媽,我本來就要給他啊
- 還有袋子

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拜託別忘了我的鋼琴課

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我沒忘,寶貝

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- 你上次就忘了
- 我沒忘

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- 害我超丟臉,你忘了
- 好,再見

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好,再見

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媽咪,我大完了

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媽!提波大便又不關門了啦

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- 真的大完了嗎?
- 真的

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- 你有騙我嗎?
- 沒有

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- 喂?小康
- 茱兒

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- 你難得這麼早打來,沒事吧?
- 嗯,聽我說

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- 你得來醫院一趟
- 等等...

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- 她要動手術了
- 什麼?

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- 喂?
- 你好

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抱歉,你是...哪個...

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- 我是小希
- 對喔

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- 康納叔叔好
- 小希,你好

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聽著,我要找小茉,我是指你媽

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媽!康納叔叔要找你

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拿去

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喂?有話快說,我很忙

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小茉,聽我說

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媽出事了,她又回醫院了,然後...

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你能過來嗎?

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很好

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現在穿過產道

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釋放子宮的能量

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迎向溫暖、舒暢的陽光

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聽從太陽召喚、淨化

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小康,要是我能旅行就好了

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你也知道,都怪我的瘸腳

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生你們幾個孩子,還有...

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我會比那傢伙遊歷更豐富
他叫什麼來著?

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那個白髮帥哥

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主持《有機地球》的那個哥們

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- 大衛艾登堡?
- 對

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我會跟他一樣

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我不是說生你們不值

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當然超值

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我只是想要...

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其實...沒關係

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嗯

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小康,你可以代替我旅行

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大概可以吧,爸,只是...

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那樣還挺累的

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峇里島看起來不錯,小康,對吧?
你應該去峇里島,你看這邊

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我上一次好好度假差不多是

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五年前了

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義大利,托拜西的婚禮

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我陪媽去德國
看茱莉亞安排的專科醫生

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但那不算數吧?

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別這麼說,小康

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當然算數啊
你們幫我買了那件漂亮的坎肩

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還有你帶回來的那些好吃的肉

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- 肉?什麼肉?
- 就是...大鼓什麼玩意的

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那叫帶骨火腿

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坎肩是什麼鬼東西?

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別裝傻,小康

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就是我的坎肩啊,我的...

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坎肩,你...

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真可惜,我還以為你喜歡我的坎肩

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別再說坎肩了

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- 我的坎肩
- 天啊

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有三個筆袋

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- 爸
- 防水的小東西

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- 拜託,爸,我需要一點...
- 只是他媽的坎肩啊

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- 爸
- 坎肩

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- 寶貝
- 孩子們

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沒有,現在車上只有我和小班

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我剛到醫院,媽又住院了

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千萬記得買優格,那是你唯一的任務

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- 是綿羊優格吧?
- 不是,是狗優格,傑利!我他媽的

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對啦,是綿羊優格

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茉莉應該會去吧

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大概會

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- 天啊,需要我飛回去嗎?
- 不用...沒關係

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你還要工作,我可以
我應付得來,說真的,沒關係

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- 傑利?
- 優格

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我只想要一個沒有癌症的母親
還有他媽的綿羊優格

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你害我身心交瘁了

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我可以買一點薄荷巧克力嗎?

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為什麼要問我那麼多問題?

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- 拜託快掛電話
- 好,愛你哦

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好,走吧,小提

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好,親愛的

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很好,別擋到門

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謝謝幫忙,親愛的,來

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好,我們去看外婆,走吧

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茉莉,你好

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繼續走就好

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走吧

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媽咪不開心

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沒有,寶貝,媽咪沒不開心

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小帥哥,你好嗎?

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你看,我要表演特技給你看

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- 好了
- 老年人的特技,知道嗎?

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- 你好嗎?
- 嗯

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她還好嗎?發生什麼事了?

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醫生說要清理呼吸道

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她正在動手術

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有什麼消息會再通知我們

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- 天啊,真難受
- 已經兩小時了

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可憐的媽

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海倫怎麼說?你有聯絡到她嗎?

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沒有,我有打給她

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- 你有嗎?
- 沒有,小康,我沒打給海倫

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- 你有打給海倫嗎?
- 是你打給我的

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我知道,但我想說
你們兩個總會有一個打給她

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- 我們幹嘛打?
- 我...

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因為你們是姊妹

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- 我先說我不要打給她
- 沒關係,完全沒關係

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我打給她,我會假裝你剛打給我

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很糟糕吧?

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- 你不喜歡嗎?那來試試看
- 好

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- 我不准吃洋芋片
- 真的嗎?

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我以為我有關機,真的很抱歉

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請見諒

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保持心輪敞開

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就是這樣,非常好,我喜歡

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哎喲,我的大忙人妹妹難得來電耶

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- 你好
- 我正在教整體舞蹈療法

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現在沒空閒聊,不過你好嗎?

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- 海倫?聽我說
- 茱莉亞...

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- 聽著
- 這門課疏導悲痛的效果極佳

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有個男人剛剛喪妻

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因為他太太踩到宜家型錄摔下樓梯

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這該有多悲慘啊?

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而且她當時還是裸體

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海倫,聽著,拜託別說了,聽我說

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媽又住院了

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- 什麼?
- 知道嗎?康納剛打給我

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- 天啊
- 她喘不過氣

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醫生還在釐清狀況,我正要出門

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- 正要離開...
- 我的天啊

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- 現在要走了
- 好

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- 好嗎?
- 天啊,深呼吸

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她在瑪麗公主醫院
我覺得你有空就該來一趟

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我馬上過去,今天就搭飛機

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我會帶花露水和鼠尾草
去幫媽淨化病房

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還有治療水晶

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再拿點濃縮柳橙汁給她,因為...

206
00:11:27,125 --> 00:11:29,915
很好,她喜歡,一定要帶柳橙汁

207
00:11:29,916 --> 00:11:32,915
好,太棒了
到了再告訴我,傳訊給我

208
00:11:32,916 --> 00:11:34,540
- 真不敢相信
- 我得先掛了

209
00:11:34,541 --> 00:11:35,750
再見...

210
00:11:36,250 --> 00:11:37,458
我他媽的

211
00:11:38,666 --> 00:11:39,666
不會吧

212
00:11:40,833 --> 00:11:43,665
蘇絲,我又打來了

213
00:11:43,666 --> 00:11:46,540
我媽出了點事,我今天不進辦公室了

214
00:11:46,541 --> 00:11:49,124
是,貝蒂娜,棒極了

215
00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:50,957
太棒了

216
00:11:50,958 --> 00:11:53,582
阿飛晚餐想吃披薩
拜託別給他看電視

217
00:11:53,583 --> 00:11:58,165
還有...糟糕
阿飛的《耶穌誕生記》是何時?

218
00:11:58,166 --> 00:12:01,541
能提醒我嗎?
寫進共享行事曆,謝謝,再見

219
00:12:14,625 --> 00:12:17,375
要吃三明治嗎?要嗎?

220
00:12:17,875 --> 00:12:18,916
要,謝謝

221
00:12:20,416 --> 00:12:21,915
寶貝,要吃午餐嗎?

222
00:12:21,916 --> 00:12:22,875
要

223
00:12:24,208 --> 00:12:26,541
- 要說什麼?
- 要,謝謝

224
00:12:29,625 --> 00:12:30,916
謝謝媽咪

225
00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:33,541
吃吧,小帥哥

226
00:12:48,833 --> 00:12:51,916
我有多的,你餓的話可以吃

227
00:12:53,208 --> 00:12:55,333
我們不想要,小提,對吧?不要

228
00:12:57,791 --> 00:12:59,625
那不是有機的,對吧?

229
00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:05,541
你想拿好吃三明治過去那邊玩嗎?

230
00:13:06,791 --> 00:13:07,791
那邊?

231
00:13:10,750 --> 00:13:11,583
小班?

232
00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:13,458
想去玩嗎?

233
00:13:22,750 --> 00:13:25,083
幫你轉過來

234
00:13:26,041 --> 00:13:27,874
好了

235
00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:29,916
很好

236
00:13:38,791 --> 00:13:40,166
我們穿一樣的毛衣耶

237
00:13:40,791 --> 00:13:42,875
我的是外婆織的

238
00:13:45,541 --> 00:13:46,625
你叫什麼名字?

239
00:13:47,416 --> 00:13:48,750
給你,寶貝

240
00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:50,916
乖孩子

241
00:13:51,666 --> 00:13:53,500
可以給我咬一口嗎?

242
00:13:57,583 --> 00:13:58,625
咬

243
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,916
別告訴媽咪

244
00:14:09,666 --> 00:14:11,040
柴夏先生?

245
00:14:11,041 --> 00:14:11,957
- 在這
- 是

246
00:14:11,958 --> 00:14:13,000
是,在這

247
00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:18,749
你們好,六月動完手術了

248
00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:21,249
- 她還好嗎?
- 沒事,她在恢復中

249
00:14:21,250 --> 00:14:24,833
她想知道外面還有沒有下雪

250
00:14:28,833 --> 00:14:32,165
穿過那扇門後,左手邊第二間

251
00:14:32,166 --> 00:14:34,457
卡奧醫生和蒂福醫生在等你們

252
00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:35,415
- 好
- 好

253
00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:39,082
好,兩個小帥哥想看我的寵物魚嗎?

254
00:14:39,083 --> 00:14:41,374
- 再吃顆聖誕巧克力?
- 想,謝謝

255
00:14:41,375 --> 00:14:43,666
- 你想吃巧克力嗎?
- 只能吃一顆哦

256
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,915
我們等等再來帶你們上三樓

257
00:14:49,916 --> 00:14:51,333
- 好,謝謝
- 謝謝

258
00:14:52,208 --> 00:14:53,208
走吧

259
00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:55,624
那是哪弄來的?

260
00:14:55,625 --> 00:14:56,750
那邊

261
00:14:57,583 --> 00:14:59,749
- 你偷拿?
- 不是

262
00:14:59,750 --> 00:15:02,165
是我找到的,誰找到就是誰的

263
00:15:02,166 --> 00:15:03,957
你是六歲小孩嗎?

264
00:15:03,958 --> 00:15:04,957
什麼?

265
00:15:04,958 --> 00:15:08,290
- 這裡是醫院,爸
- 這個亂擺才違反健康安全法規

266
00:15:08,291 --> 00:15:09,749
- 他媽的
- 這裡可是醫院耶

267
00:15:09,750 --> 00:15:11,999
- 你看那條魚,牠有...
- 牠在這

268
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,540
- 大眼睛
- 那條大魚

269
00:15:13,541 --> 00:15:17,665
我們今早跨科會診討論了令堂的病例

270
00:15:17,666 --> 00:15:23,583
必須告知你們,六月的癌症急遽惡化

271
00:15:25,250 --> 00:15:28,082
卡奧醫生能向你們解說今早的手術

272
00:15:28,083 --> 00:15:33,333
但不幸的是
上一輪化療的效果不如我們預期

273
00:15:34,083 --> 00:15:38,915
電腦斷層掃描顯示癌細胞已經擴散

274
00:15:38,916 --> 00:15:42,166
到她的腹部和骨盆了

275
00:15:43,625 --> 00:15:46,832
非常遺憾

276
00:15:46,833 --> 00:15:47,791
賽門

277
00:15:50,041 --> 00:15:52,957
好,我是賽門卡奧

278
00:15:52,958 --> 00:15:55,999
- 謝謝你們過來
- 賽門卡威爾?

279
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,832
我們成功清除了她的肺部積液

280
00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:01,249
那就是她喘不過氣的原因

281
00:16:01,250 --> 00:16:05,332
但她腹部裡的的腫塊已顯著變大

282
00:16:05,333 --> 00:16:07,374
現在堵住了她的腸子

283
00:16:07,375 --> 00:16:11,374
動手術解決這個問題可能不太適合她

284
00:16:11,375 --> 00:16:13,999
她現在身體虛弱
即使我們能幫她做一個腸造口

285
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,999
她也很可能撐不過手術

286
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:19,291
而再做化療也會超過她的負荷

287
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:23,291
很遺憾,我們認為

288
00:16:23,791 --> 00:16:26,333
六月已經無藥可醫了

289
00:16:27,458 --> 00:16:30,540
鑒於她已經不再使用大腸
我們會把重點放在讓她舒適

290
00:16:30,541 --> 00:16:33,083
盡可能給她最好的安寧照護

291
00:16:34,375 --> 00:16:37,374
至今已經近三年了,是吧?

292
00:16:37,375 --> 00:16:39,000
她已經努力撐很久了

293
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:45,040
我知道賽門說的...一時三刻消化不了

294
00:16:45,041 --> 00:16:51,582
但談回實際面
我們希望留六月住院一、兩晚

295
00:16:51,583 --> 00:16:53,375
確保她肺部暢通

296
00:16:54,500 --> 00:17:00,041
這不僅能讓我們的六月比較舒服
也能大大降低焦慮

297
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,165
大衛,你如果想讓我降低焦慮

298
00:17:03,166 --> 00:17:05,833
就不要再按你他媽的筆了

299
00:17:06,666 --> 00:17:07,582
抱歉,對不起

300
00:17:07,583 --> 00:17:10,124
她不是你們的六月,她是我們的六月

301
00:17:10,125 --> 00:17:11,749
- 她是我們的六月
- 抱歉

302
00:17:11,750 --> 00:17:14,207
我想確認一下

303
00:17:14,208 --> 00:17:17,374
我們現在是在...倒數計時嗎?

304
00:17:17,375 --> 00:17:19,207
你在說什麼?媽的

305
00:17:19,208 --> 00:17:22,249
我們不想隨便提出預期壽命

306
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:25,415
但預期正是我們需要的啊
還剩幾個月嗎?

307
00:17:25,416 --> 00:17:28,499
因為如果...我們的媽媽快死了

308
00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:30,916
我想知道她還有多少日子

309
00:17:31,541 --> 00:17:32,999
我們樂觀一點

310
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:36,750
寄望她能撐到聖誕節吧

311
00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:40,750
- 儘管不太可能,鑒於...
- 那只剩兩週耶

312
00:17:42,625 --> 00:17:45,165
蒂福醫生,你要是敢再按一下筆

313
00:17:45,166 --> 00:17:47,790
我就一拳把你的老二打飛

314
00:17:47,791 --> 00:17:50,207
- 對不起,真的很抱歉
- 知道嗎?

315
00:17:50,208 --> 00:17:52,915
- 別激動,小茉
- 一時積習難改

316
00:17:52,916 --> 00:17:58,333
拜託,先...我們先沉澱一下

317
00:17:59,291 --> 00:18:01,333
一下就好

318
00:18:02,208 --> 00:18:05,582
- 好
- 這一時難以消化

319
00:18:05,583 --> 00:18:07,540
請給我們一點時間

320
00:18:07,541 --> 00:18:09,207
- 沒問題
- 當然可以

321
00:18:09,208 --> 00:18:10,583
我們先迴避

322
00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:15,540
如果有任何需要,我們就在外面

323
00:18:15,541 --> 00:18:17,707
好,謝謝醫生

324
00:18:17,708 --> 00:18:18,832
謝謝醫生

325
00:18:18,833 --> 00:18:21,165
你真的叫賽門卡威爾嗎?

326
00:18:21,166 --> 00:18:22,625
我覺得可以

327
00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:26,624
爸,別像中樂透一樣感謝陰蒂醫生啦

328
00:18:26,625 --> 00:18:27,957
他是死白癡

329
00:18:27,958 --> 00:18:29,374
- 什麼?
- 他是白癡

330
00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:31,290
- 死白癡
- 小聲點

331
00:18:31,291 --> 00:18:33,332
為什麼?我才不怕被他聽到

332
00:18:33,333 --> 00:18:36,832
媽求他做上一輪化療
她實在不該做的

333
00:18:36,833 --> 00:18:39,165
現在她卻不能動救命手術了

334
00:18:39,166 --> 00:18:41,332
茉莉,拜託你小聲點

335
00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:44,165
你也不能送她去豪華度假了,茱莉亞

336
00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:46,000
現在沒東西要付錢了,對吧?

337
00:18:47,958 --> 00:18:50,875
這樣說實在有點不公道

338
00:18:51,666 --> 00:18:54,083
因為我一直盡心盡力

339
00:18:54,583 --> 00:18:56,707
茉莉,我一直很親切

340
00:18:56,708 --> 00:18:58,249
很鎮靜

341
00:18:58,250 --> 00:19:01,874
- 那樣說有點超過了
- 不要再吵了,你們兩個

342
00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:05,165
- 永無止盡相愛相殺
- 好,夠了,別說了

343
00:19:05,166 --> 00:19:07,290
- 這確實很荒唐,茉莉
- 沒錯

344
00:19:07,291 --> 00:19:09,249
- 拜託別再咄咄逼人了
- 你才是

345
00:19:09,250 --> 00:19:12,957
現在不是互相指責的時候,好嗎?

346
00:19:12,958 --> 00:19:14,749
- 我沒有啊
- 我他媽就知道會這樣

347
00:19:14,750 --> 00:19:16,749
我才是早就知道會這樣,閉嘴啦

348
00:19:16,750 --> 00:19:18,957
- 你不知道...
- 別吵啦!

349
00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:20,166
別吵了

350
00:19:22,958 --> 00:19:26,000
我要去關心我們垂死的母親

351
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,749
想一起去的話很歡迎
你們得解決你們的狗屁問題

352
00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:32,082
- 康納,小康
- 我在看著你們

353
00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:33,540
- 知道嗎?
- 閉嘴啦!

354
00:19:33,541 --> 00:19:36,125
- 閉嘴,爸
- 你們兩個

355
00:19:42,041 --> 00:19:44,000
我沒辦法...

356
00:19:47,583 --> 00:19:50,916
三樓到了,電梯開門

357
00:20:03,458 --> 00:20:04,458
好

358
00:20:12,958 --> 00:20:14,666
寶貝,我們去看外婆吧

359
00:20:16,458 --> 00:20:19,625
- 外婆
- 外婆,對

360
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,707
好,這是六月的病房

361
00:20:25,708 --> 00:20:29,499
她動完手術很疲倦,還有點昏昏欲睡

362
00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:31,499
她不太可能完全記得你們說的話

363
00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:34,707
所以暫時最好簡潔一點

364
00:20:34,708 --> 00:20:38,083
病床邊有個呼叫鈕
要找我的話我就在大廳

365
00:20:38,583 --> 00:20:40,665
好,謝謝

366
00:20:40,666 --> 00:20:42,916
謝啦,謝謝你

367
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,000
好

368
00:20:56,750 --> 00:20:57,666
六月?

369
00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:00,083
月兒?

370
00:21:03,583 --> 00:21:05,957
- 你還好嗎?
- 博納

371
00:21:05,958 --> 00:21:07,457
我想轉到《英國烘焙大賽》

372
00:21:07,458 --> 00:21:09,915
那個小姐說我要按這個按鈕

373
00:21:09,916 --> 00:21:12,040
可是我按下去,畫面就變黑了

374
00:21:12,041 --> 00:21:15,665
我試試看,但不保證弄得好

375
00:21:15,666 --> 00:21:17,208
謝啦,老博

376
00:21:18,250 --> 00:21:20,000
- 媽咪
- 你們好

377
00:21:21,041 --> 00:21:22,458
媽咪,你好

378
00:21:24,666 --> 00:21:26,540
茱莉亞,你不用過來啦

379
00:21:26,541 --> 00:21:29,040
- 你還有工作要做耶
- 我當然一定要來啊

380
00:21:29,041 --> 00:21:31,332
我們是來看外婆的,對吧?

381
00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:33,665
小心點,因為我的喉嚨很痛

382
00:21:33,666 --> 00:21:35,832
- 這一整片都很痛
- 好,知道了

383
00:21:35,833 --> 00:21:37,958
我們很小心,對吧?

384
00:21:40,416 --> 00:21:44,374
你們穿可愛的兄弟毛衣耶

385
00:21:44,375 --> 00:21:47,207
- 你們好可愛哦
- 媽,你好

386
00:21:47,208 --> 00:21:51,000
我的兩個寶貝女兒都來了

387
00:21:51,916 --> 00:21:54,875
- 媽,你感覺怎麼樣?
- 這個嘛

388
00:21:56,041 --> 00:21:58,290
身體有點痛,不過還可以

389
00:21:58,291 --> 00:22:01,666
我覺得自己被關在這好幾天了

390
00:22:03,041 --> 00:22:04,457
媽咪給你一點零食

391
00:22:04,458 --> 00:22:07,999
這裡的男護理師好親切

392
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,707
但女護理師有夠暴躁

393
00:22:10,708 --> 00:22:12,582
每個人退麻醉的反應不盡相同

394
00:22:12,583 --> 00:22:14,665
她等等就沒事了

395
00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:15,790
對了,我叫南希

396
00:22:15,791 --> 00:22:17,375
我聽到了哦

397
00:22:18,125 --> 00:22:21,457
親愛的,今天早上真是可怕極了

398
00:22:21,458 --> 00:22:25,374
我起床後,感覺是在用細吸管喘息

399
00:22:25,375 --> 00:22:27,415
所以我走下樓

400
00:22:27,416 --> 00:22:29,540
我...我做了什麼來著?

401
00:22:29,541 --> 00:22:32,124
在廚房泡茶

402
00:22:32,125 --> 00:22:35,832
然後就覺得自己溺水了

403
00:22:35,833 --> 00:22:37,957
非常可怕,周遭變得一片漆黑

404
00:22:37,958 --> 00:22:39,249
太嚇人了吧

405
00:22:39,250 --> 00:22:40,958
實在不太舒服

406
00:22:42,125 --> 00:22:44,375
- 我可以抱抱寶寶嗎?
- 可以

407
00:22:44,875 --> 00:22:46,000
當然可以

408
00:22:46,750 --> 00:22:49,874
媽咪,小心...

409
00:22:49,875 --> 00:22:51,249
是外婆哦

410
00:22:51,250 --> 00:22:53,000
六月寶貝

411
00:22:55,541 --> 00:22:57,791
你好美

412
00:22:59,166 --> 00:23:01,875
我覺得她一天比一天像我

413
00:23:02,375 --> 00:23:05,375
幸好她沒遺傳到你的下巴
茉莉,你說是吧?

414
00:23:09,875 --> 00:23:11,458
小康呢?

415
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,540
- 我在這,媽
- 寶貝兒子

416
00:23:13,541 --> 00:23:16,040
一定是你叫她們來的,對吧?

417
00:23:16,041 --> 00:23:17,166
當然啊

418
00:23:20,833 --> 00:23:21,708
這讓我想起來了

419
00:23:22,291 --> 00:23:23,416
媽,想起什麼?

420
00:23:23,916 --> 00:23:27,040
我今早起床時,看到窗外的鳥

421
00:23:27,041 --> 00:23:31,374
我心想,我們聖誕節要不要吃鵝?

422
00:23:31,375 --> 00:23:33,208
小康,你覺得呢?要不要?

423
00:23:35,083 --> 00:23:38,249
好啊,就吃鵝吧

424
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:40,249
真是好主意

425
00:23:40,250 --> 00:23:42,499
畢竟火雞太乏味了

426
00:23:42,500 --> 00:23:44,040
- 肉又很柴
- 對

427
00:23:44,041 --> 00:23:46,624
- 換吃鵝不錯,媽
- 我們已經吃火雞...

428
00:23:46,625 --> 00:23:50,290
要去巴勒肉舖叫一隻
只要笑容滿面,他們就會給折扣

429
00:23:50,291 --> 00:23:51,666
我一向都喜歡叫便宜的雞

430
00:23:53,375 --> 00:23:54,375
爸!

431
00:23:54,916 --> 00:23:56,165
- 小心
- 媽咪,小心

432
00:23:56,166 --> 00:23:57,749
老博,別逗我笑

433
00:23:57,750 --> 00:23:59,666
別笑得太用力

434
00:24:00,416 --> 00:24:02,500
幹,媽的

435
00:24:12,166 --> 00:24:17,458
不要把家人視為
激怒或干擾你能量的存在

436
00:24:17,958 --> 00:24:20,625
而是要當作完全獨立的能量

437
00:24:21,458 --> 00:24:23,250
保持中庸

438
00:24:23,750 --> 00:24:26,290
潛入你的心靈

439
00:24:26,291 --> 00:24:27,707
你好,我叫珍妮

440
00:24:27,708 --> 00:24:29,582
- 幸會
- 我叫派翠克

441
00:24:29,583 --> 00:24:30,665
- 我叫康納
- 我叫珍妮

442
00:24:30,666 --> 00:24:31,915
- 幸會
- 你好

443
00:24:31,916 --> 00:24:32,915
- 你好
- 我叫派翠克

444
00:24:32,916 --> 00:24:34,332
- 我叫康納
- 幸會

445
00:24:34,333 --> 00:24:36,832
- 你好,幸會
- 幸會

446
00:24:36,833 --> 00:24:38,415
我們是安寧照護團隊

447
00:24:38,416 --> 00:24:39,625
是,你們的東西上有寫

448
00:24:40,791 --> 00:24:42,750
- 確實有寫
- 我好呆

449
00:24:43,791 --> 00:24:45,332
我們想談...

450
00:24:45,333 --> 00:24:48,791
其實呢,你可以先安靜一下嗎?

451
00:24:50,333 --> 00:24:53,041
我要先想想現在要說什麼

452
00:24:54,125 --> 00:24:58,874
我知道你們的工作是幫助人們赴死

453
00:24:58,875 --> 00:25:02,958
沒人這麼說,手冊上也沒寫
但你們的職責說到底就是這個吧?

454
00:25:04,750 --> 00:25:06,250
但我們要這麼辦

455
00:25:06,916 --> 00:25:10,375
我們會盡早帶母親回家

456
00:25:11,666 --> 00:25:15,750
你們就不用一邊輕撫她的手
一邊用鴉片慢慢送她上路

457
00:25:16,250 --> 00:25:19,250
或輔導我們度過
我們的人生中最艱辛的日子

458
00:25:20,708 --> 00:25:22,915
我們的人生?她的人生,當然是她的

459
00:25:22,916 --> 00:25:24,624
- 你們可以做的是...
- 我能不能說...

460
00:25:24,625 --> 00:25:26,125
不能,派翠克,不好意思

461
00:25:27,250 --> 00:25:31,207
你們能做的是確保一切準備就緒

462
00:25:31,208 --> 00:25:33,041
好讓我們明天就帶她回家

463
00:25:34,291 --> 00:25:35,832
- 小茉,先...
- 什麼事?

464
00:25:35,833 --> 00:25:36,915
我覺得...

465
00:25:36,916 --> 00:25:40,124
我們的母親非常聰明

466
00:25:40,125 --> 00:25:42,457
她非常有主見

467
00:25:42,458 --> 00:25:45,749
沒錯,她很清楚自己想要什麼

468
00:25:45,750 --> 00:25:48,540
我們的母親非常聰明,她非常有主見

469
00:25:48,541 --> 00:25:50,499
她很清楚自己想要什麼

470
00:25:50,500 --> 00:25:54,249
就算她明白自己的處境

471
00:25:54,250 --> 00:25:57,665
也可能刻意決定置之不理

472
00:25:57,666 --> 00:25:58,750
否認心理

473
00:26:00,083 --> 00:26:01,708
強大的生存工具

474
00:26:03,083 --> 00:26:05,290
很抱歉,今天實在太累人了

475
00:26:05,291 --> 00:26:06,207
我們還沒...

476
00:26:06,208 --> 00:26:08,250
- 還有一件事...
- 請你們原諒我妹...

477
00:26:13,416 --> 00:26:15,124
我媽絕對...

478
00:26:15,125 --> 00:26:18,832
這我敢確定
因為除了康納,就屬我最常陪她

479
00:26:18,833 --> 00:26:22,416
我媽絕對不會想接受安寧照護

480
00:26:24,333 --> 00:26:26,415
所以完全不用想提出安寧照護

481
00:26:26,416 --> 00:26:27,540
- 無視就好
- 是

482
00:26:27,541 --> 00:26:30,957
那是她在預立醫療計畫中選的

483
00:26:30,958 --> 00:26:34,540
現在正值聖誕時節
安寧照護已人滿為患

484
00:26:34,541 --> 00:26:37,082
請等一下,什麼預立醫療計畫?

485
00:26:37,083 --> 00:26:40,458
我們幾週前在這和她面對面討論過

486
00:26:41,666 --> 00:26:43,415
抱歉,我們以為你們會知道

487
00:26:43,416 --> 00:26:45,499
- 那你們說了什麼?
- 預立醫療計畫?

488
00:26:45,500 --> 00:26:49,541
- 她是要預到哪去?
- 等等,一次一個人說話,你們別吵

489
00:26:50,208 --> 00:26:52,415
不好意思,你們討論了什麼?

490
00:26:52,416 --> 00:26:55,875
- 我們的工作是列出所有選項
- 那你們已經完成了

491
00:26:57,416 --> 00:26:58,541
所以你們可以走了

492
00:27:01,375 --> 00:27:02,374
真不好意思

493
00:27:02,375 --> 00:27:04,082
謝謝

494
00:27:04,083 --> 00:27:07,124
我的瑜珈墊,該死
等等,我忘記拿墊子了

495
00:27:07,125 --> 00:27:09,000
停車,抱歉

496
00:27:12,250 --> 00:27:13,333
謝謝

497
00:27:25,458 --> 00:27:28,040
吃一點,想吃嗎?要嗎?

498
00:27:28,041 --> 00:27:30,958
來,吃吃看,來

499
00:27:33,958 --> 00:27:36,041
沒問題

500
00:27:42,541 --> 00:27:43,457
三樓到了

501
00:27:43,458 --> 00:27:45,374
方格,這些叫應用程式

502
00:27:45,375 --> 00:27:46,458
- 好
- 知道嗎?

503
00:27:47,791 --> 00:27:51,207
外面下的白色東東是什麼?

504
00:27:51,208 --> 00:27:53,082
嗨,大家好

505
00:27:53,083 --> 00:27:54,583
- 海寶
- 我來了

506
00:27:55,625 --> 00:27:57,332
嘿!海寶來了!

507
00:27:57,333 --> 00:27:59,249
你來啦,辛苦了

508
00:27:59,250 --> 00:28:01,082
媽咪

509
00:28:01,083 --> 00:28:03,249
你還沒斷氣耶

510
00:28:03,250 --> 00:28:06,957
天啊,你氣色真棒
皮膚簡直閃閃動人

511
00:28:06,958 --> 00:28:09,624
我帶花來送你,就放...這樣可以嗎?

512
00:28:09,625 --> 00:28:12,874
- 寶貝,你是怎麼來的?
- 搭飛機啊

513
00:28:12,875 --> 00:28:16,708
就跟你說千萬別穿黃色了
因為黃色不適合你,寶貝

514
00:28:18,291 --> 00:28:21,457
- 但看到你還是很開心
- 看到你真好

515
00:28:21,458 --> 00:28:22,832
我竟然來啦

516
00:28:22,833 --> 00:28:26,165
- 旅途都好吧?
- 沒什麼,輕輕鬆鬆

517
00:28:26,166 --> 00:28:28,332
海寶,你腰圍又大了一點哦

518
00:28:28,333 --> 00:28:29,874
你開始越來越像我了

519
00:28:29,875 --> 00:28:32,124
- 對了
- 天啊

520
00:28:32,125 --> 00:28:33,582
- 大家聽著
- 我的天啊

521
00:28:33,583 --> 00:28:35,665
不會吧

522
00:28:35,666 --> 00:28:38,999
- 不會吧?我的天啊
- 你還好嗎?

523
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,749
- 恭喜
- 謝謝

524
00:28:40,750 --> 00:28:42,374
- 他媽的,什麼?
- 謝謝

525
00:28:42,375 --> 00:28:44,374
我的天啊,媽

526
00:28:44,375 --> 00:28:45,790
真是太驚喜了

527
00:28:45,791 --> 00:28:50,207
我本來是要等聖誕節
再親自告訴大家,但選日不如撞日

528
00:28:50,208 --> 00:28:53,499
媽咪,你看,這是你的肥嫩嫩外孫

529
00:28:53,500 --> 00:28:55,540
預產期是復活節星期天,很棒吧?

530
00:28:55,541 --> 00:28:58,207
- 抱一個
- 我本來是想在聖誕節前說的

531
00:28:58,208 --> 00:29:02,040
真不敢相信,我是真心無法相信

532
00:29:02,041 --> 00:29:03,332
- 你好嗎?
- 她懷孕了

533
00:29:03,333 --> 00:29:07,041
- 她懷孕了,爸,她要生孩子了
- 把耳朵挖乾淨啦

534
00:29:07,541 --> 00:29:09,040
這個小可愛是誰?

535
00:29:09,041 --> 00:29:10,790
你好帥

536
00:29:10,791 --> 00:29:13,332
你長好大哦

537
00:29:13,333 --> 00:29:14,499
- 記得我嗎?
- 不記得

538
00:29:14,500 --> 00:29:15,999
不會吧

539
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,249
- 小提
- 太可怕了

540
00:29:18,250 --> 00:29:21,624
- 我先說我不要跟海倫說媽快死了
- 她是海寶阿姨

541
00:29:21,625 --> 00:29:24,249
你明明就認識我,天啊,我好想你

542
00:29:24,250 --> 00:29:28,790
一、二、三、四、五...七

543
00:29:28,791 --> 00:29:30,415
八個外孫,六月

544
00:29:30,416 --> 00:29:33,915
天啊,這個是誰啊?小班,你好

545
00:29:33,916 --> 00:29:37,040
麥特開心嗎?他在哪?他會來嗎?

546
00:29:37,041 --> 00:29:40,750
他目前正在靜修

547
00:29:42,125 --> 00:29:44,165
我先去...

548
00:29:44,166 --> 00:29:47,208
媽,我去找人修電視,好嗎?

549
00:29:50,833 --> 00:29:51,666
幹

550
00:30:00,791 --> 00:30:01,958
幹

551
00:30:13,125 --> 00:30:14,791
三樓到了

552
00:30:15,291 --> 00:30:16,833
電梯開門

553
00:30:23,333 --> 00:30:24,958
電梯關門

554
00:30:43,458 --> 00:30:46,249
慢慢來,要的話可以扶我手臂

555
00:30:46,250 --> 00:30:48,000
好...

556
00:30:48,666 --> 00:30:50,083
我來...

557
00:30:53,625 --> 00:30:55,249
六樓

558
00:30:55,250 --> 00:30:56,875
電梯開門

559
00:31:19,041 --> 00:31:20,749
- 老博?
- 怎麼了?

560
00:31:20,750 --> 00:31:24,000
他們是不是差不多該走了?

561
00:31:24,500 --> 00:31:26,290
對,沒錯

562
00:31:26,291 --> 00:31:28,125
- 當然,媽咪
- 媽說得對

563
00:31:32,875 --> 00:31:34,749
來,寶貝,上來

564
00:31:34,750 --> 00:31:37,124
乖孩子,上來,好乖

565
00:31:37,125 --> 00:31:38,875
- 乖孩子
- 再見,親愛的

566
00:31:58,916 --> 00:32:00,915
- 爸
- 再見

567
00:32:00,916 --> 00:32:02,915
- 再見,爸,我再打給你
- 再見

568
00:32:02,916 --> 00:32:06,458
好了,走吧,寶貝,我們走

569
00:32:12,166 --> 00:32:13,291
月兒,你還好嗎?

570
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,166
你們家人真多,六月

571
00:32:46,458 --> 00:32:48,666
他們都能來陪你真是太感人了

572
00:32:50,166 --> 00:32:51,666
這種事不常發生

573
00:32:53,208 --> 00:32:55,374
上次大家齊聚已經是...

574
00:32:55,375 --> 00:32:57,291
我不記得多久以前了

575
00:32:58,958 --> 00:33:00,375
家人嘛

576
00:33:11,875 --> 00:33:13,416
他回來了

577
00:33:15,125 --> 00:33:17,291
- 你好嗎?
- 我很好

578
00:33:18,416 --> 00:33:19,583
你好嗎?

579
00:33:21,416 --> 00:33:22,416
嗯

580
00:33:23,875 --> 00:33:25,332
我該送爸回家了

581
00:33:25,333 --> 00:33:26,541
爸?

582
00:33:27,875 --> 00:33:28,874
爸!

583
00:33:28,875 --> 00:33:30,375
可以推他一下嗎?

584
00:33:31,708 --> 00:33:32,833
柴夏先生?

585
00:33:33,958 --> 00:33:35,208
柴夏先生?

586
00:33:37,041 --> 00:33:40,708
- 好,親愛的...
- 差不多該回家了

587
00:33:42,958 --> 00:33:45,249
- 誇張
- 是

588
00:33:45,250 --> 00:33:47,125
- 我愛你,媽
- 再見,親愛的

589
00:33:48,250 --> 00:33:49,625
- 愛你
- 小心

590
00:33:50,208 --> 00:33:51,791
陪她好累

591
00:33:52,500 --> 00:33:54,416
- 親愛的,晚安
- 回家囉

592
00:33:56,083 --> 00:33:56,915
晚安

593
00:33:56,916 --> 00:33:57,916
謝謝

594
00:34:06,291 --> 00:34:07,958
天啊

595
00:34:08,958 --> 00:34:10,915
六月,你有什麼話想說嗎?

596
00:34:10,916 --> 00:34:12,541
天啊,沒有

597
00:34:13,500 --> 00:34:14,541
幸好沒有

598
00:34:18,833 --> 00:34:21,415
你叫什麼名字?抱歉,我忘了

599
00:34:21,416 --> 00:34:23,415
安格立伊坎岱

600
00:34:23,416 --> 00:34:24,916
安格立?

601
00:34:25,416 --> 00:34:27,999
據說我奶奶做了一個夢

602
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,624
在夢中被告知我會出生

603
00:34:30,625 --> 00:34:32,083
我就被取名為「天使安久」

604
00:34:32,750 --> 00:34:33,832
這就是我名字的涵義

605
00:34:33,833 --> 00:34:35,250
安久

606
00:34:36,625 --> 00:34:37,833
好美的名字

607
00:34:39,041 --> 00:34:40,041
謝謝

608
00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:45,707
晚安,六月

609
00:34:45,708 --> 00:34:46,791
晚安

610
00:34:48,083 --> 00:34:49,791
要找我就按那個呼叫鈕

611
00:35:13,125 --> 00:35:15,916
不要...可以的話,我現在不想

612
00:35:16,583 --> 00:35:18,749
- 糟糕
- 怎麼了?

613
00:35:18,750 --> 00:35:20,249
- 門卡住了
- 是嗎?

614
00:35:20,250 --> 00:35:21,749
- 幹
- 怎麼了?

615
00:35:21,750 --> 00:35:24,124
那是什麼聲音?媽的

616
00:35:24,125 --> 00:35:26,582
天花板在漏水,爸

617
00:35:26,583 --> 00:35:28,832
- 什麼?
- 天花板在漏水

618
00:35:28,833 --> 00:35:32,040
- 等等,我開燈
- 不要,別碰開關

619
00:35:32,041 --> 00:35:34,207
- 他媽的
- 好像不太妙

620
00:35:34,208 --> 00:35:36,000
有沒有搞錯啊?

621
00:35:37,625 --> 00:35:41,041
小康,要不要拿塊布來?

622
00:35:46,666 --> 00:35:49,040
- 我來接水
- 爸,你沒關水龍頭

623
00:35:49,041 --> 00:35:50,375
我一直...

624
00:35:51,833 --> 00:35:54,540
我一直都找不到有哪些食物組合

625
00:35:54,541 --> 00:35:56,707
比健力士配豬皮脆片更好吃,小康

626
00:35:56,708 --> 00:35:58,165
- 我從來...
- 爸,閉嘴

627
00:35:58,166 --> 00:36:00,375
- 我聽不到海倫說的話
- 什麼?

628
00:36:01,125 --> 00:36:02,165
說...

629
00:36:02,166 --> 00:36:03,290
- 好
- 請說,海寶

630
00:36:03,291 --> 00:36:06,374
如果媽不能回家
就得住我家,就這樣

631
00:36:06,375 --> 00:36:09,708
- 茉莉,你是說你家嗎?
- 當然啊,不然是誰家?

632
00:36:11,708 --> 00:36:13,083
跟她住

633
00:36:13,583 --> 00:36:15,207
- 問她
- 對,跟我住

634
00:36:15,208 --> 00:36:19,582
海倫,然後康納、你、爸
可以跟茱莉亞住

635
00:36:19,583 --> 00:36:22,415
好,很好,隨便

636
00:36:22,416 --> 00:36:24,915
沒問題,這個主意很好

637
00:36:24,916 --> 00:36:26,832
- 我家有很多空房
- 好...

638
00:36:26,833 --> 00:36:27,915
- 那就好
- 嗯

639
00:36:27,916 --> 00:36:32,165
- 天啊,怎麼會發生這種事?
- 爸忘記關水龍頭了

640
00:36:32,166 --> 00:36:34,040
我才沒有,我從來就不會忘記關

641
00:36:34,041 --> 00:36:36,499
- 難以置信
- 確實難以置信

642
00:36:36,500 --> 00:36:38,457
不過現在水逆嘛

643
00:36:38,458 --> 00:36:39,957
好,換下一件事

644
00:36:39,958 --> 00:36:41,624
- 要不要...
- 要不要...

645
00:36:41,625 --> 00:36:44,540
不要,媽就來住我家

646
00:36:44,541 --> 00:36:45,957
不是,要不要...

647
00:36:45,958 --> 00:36:47,165
- 抱歉,我...
- 不要

648
00:36:47,166 --> 00:36:48,707
我先說完

649
00:36:48,708 --> 00:36:52,499
我家一樓有配備地暖系統的套房

650
00:36:52,500 --> 00:36:54,207
所以很暖和

651
00:36:54,208 --> 00:36:55,290
進出容易

652
00:36:55,291 --> 00:36:57,749
爸,你也能住那,房間很舒服

653
00:36:57,750 --> 00:37:00,624
- 電視之類的應有盡有
- 超大電視

654
00:37:00,625 --> 00:37:03,290
- 可能會比較...
- 感覺可以耶

655
00:37:03,291 --> 00:37:04,374
說啊

656
00:37:04,375 --> 00:37:05,999
- 什麼?
- 寬敞

657
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,165
- 我他媽才沒有要那麼說
- 好啦

658
00:37:08,166 --> 00:37:10,290
還是我們各退一步好了

659
00:37:10,291 --> 00:37:12,624
沒什麼好各退一步的,海倫

660
00:37:12,625 --> 00:37:14,458
我要先掛了

661
00:37:15,125 --> 00:37:17,166
- 嗯
- 康納,我晚點再打給你

662
00:37:18,416 --> 00:37:19,583
天啊

663
00:37:25,458 --> 00:37:26,290
你在做什麼?

664
00:37:26,291 --> 00:37:29,040
我在淨化空間
因為我覺得我們每個人狀況都不太好

665
00:37:29,041 --> 00:37:31,000
有點壓力大

666
00:37:31,833 --> 00:37:36,040
彷彿有一大顆紅色能量球
而且很糟糕

667
00:37:36,041 --> 00:37:38,290
我們必須想像自己擁抱住這顆球

668
00:37:38,291 --> 00:37:41,416
然後鬆開手,讓球沒入虛空

669
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:47,165
我覺得你住我家應該會很舒服

670
00:37:47,166 --> 00:37:49,249
爸昨晚就睡得很好

671
00:37:49,250 --> 00:37:53,040
我們差不多想好大家都滿意的計畫了
所以不用擔心

672
00:37:53,041 --> 00:37:55,499
絕對是水管結冰,月兒

673
00:37:55,500 --> 00:37:58,290
可能是水管太老舊了

674
00:37:58,291 --> 00:38:02,916
如果可以的話,我想待在這就好

675
00:38:05,958 --> 00:38:07,250
如果大家沒意見的話

676
00:38:07,750 --> 00:38:08,999
我在這很安心

677
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:12,458
你住得安心就好,媽咪
那才是最重要的

678
00:38:13,583 --> 00:38:16,500
醫療團隊應該也會認同,六月

679
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,415
好

680
00:38:18,416 --> 00:38:21,290
寶貝,話說回來,你看起來累壞了

681
00:38:21,291 --> 00:38:23,166
你工作太多了

682
00:38:23,791 --> 00:38:25,625
你需要曬黑一點

683
00:38:26,291 --> 00:38:27,125
好

684
00:38:28,041 --> 00:38:31,832
能請你幫我保管嗎?它一直滑掉

685
00:38:31,833 --> 00:38:33,999
是...我的手指好像縮小了

686
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,540
還有什麼我能效勞的嗎?

687
00:38:36,541 --> 00:38:39,083
讓你能過得舒服一點

688
00:38:40,500 --> 00:38:43,124
六月,記得我們今天早上聊到

689
00:38:43,125 --> 00:38:45,207
你目前在用的抗凝血劑嗎?

690
00:38:45,208 --> 00:38:47,915
- 你要我提醒你告訴醫生
- 對,沒錯

691
00:38:47,916 --> 00:38:51,332
我討厭每天肚子都插著那根針

692
00:38:51,333 --> 00:38:52,582
那到底是要幹嘛的?

693
00:38:52,583 --> 00:38:54,999
我們不希望你再出現其他併發症

694
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,707
深靜脈血栓可能會非常危險

695
00:38:57,708 --> 00:38:59,875
我現在不想插那種東西

696
00:39:00,791 --> 00:39:03,790
我只希望能上廁所,我沒辦法上

697
00:39:03,791 --> 00:39:05,832
好,我會找他談談

698
00:39:05,833 --> 00:39:10,124
這樣的話,恐怕我們需要你簽名同意

699
00:39:10,125 --> 00:39:12,708
好,茱兒能幫我簽,可以麻煩你嗎?

700
00:39:13,375 --> 00:39:17,040
沒問題,我很高興你決定留下來

701
00:39:17,041 --> 00:39:19,165
這樣吧,我們可以先私下聊一下

702
00:39:19,166 --> 00:39:21,915
- 然後我或許可以順便填那些文件?
- 沒問題

703
00:39:21,916 --> 00:39:23,749
- 我辦公室裡有
- 好

704
00:39:23,750 --> 00:39:26,415
- 好,拜拜,我明天會再來
- 再見,醫生

705
00:39:26,416 --> 00:39:29,082
- 我去去就回
- 好

706
00:39:29,083 --> 00:39:30,124
蒂福醫生...

707
00:39:30,125 --> 00:39:33,332
也許我們可以把病房
布置得有家的感覺

708
00:39:33,333 --> 00:39:36,915
擺一棵聖誕樹
掛一些漂亮的金箔絲之類的

709
00:39:36,916 --> 00:39:38,999
- 一定很好看
- 不錯耶

710
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:40,958
- 一定很好看
- 不錯哦,海寶

711
00:39:46,583 --> 00:39:47,708
你在做什麼?

712
00:39:49,541 --> 00:39:52,124
我在填這份文件

713
00:39:52,125 --> 00:39:54,874
媽不想打抗凝血劑
所以我得在這簽名

714
00:39:54,875 --> 00:39:56,707
為什麼是你簽?

715
00:39:56,708 --> 00:39:58,958
因為我有經過授權,茉莉

716
00:40:00,416 --> 00:40:02,915
天啊,你手指上戴的是什麼?

717
00:40:02,916 --> 00:40:05,125
媽媽的戒指,她請我幫忙保管

718
00:40:06,083 --> 00:40:09,040
- 你還真體貼,是吧?
- 是她要我保管的

719
00:40:09,041 --> 00:40:12,124
我不會占為己有,你大可放心

720
00:40:12,125 --> 00:40:13,791
那她為什麼交給你?

721
00:40:14,625 --> 00:40:16,249
不知道,因為我離她最近

722
00:40:16,250 --> 00:40:18,999
她也不可能交給海倫保管吧?

723
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,458
那我現在來了,所以你可以交給我

724
00:40:25,375 --> 00:40:26,208
不要

725
00:40:27,458 --> 00:40:29,166
戒指在誰手上不重要

726
00:40:29,666 --> 00:40:32,375
她只是希望有人負責看管

727
00:40:34,541 --> 00:40:38,208
負責,對,成熟氣質
可惜不是人人都有

728
00:40:38,916 --> 00:40:42,207
我排了探視班表

729
00:40:42,208 --> 00:40:43,707
爸當然可以想來就來

730
00:40:43,708 --> 00:40:45,874
但我們其他人應該按表操課

731
00:40:45,875 --> 00:40:48,207
為什麼一定要有班表?

732
00:40:48,208 --> 00:40:52,333
也許我們該直接問媽想要怎麼樣

733
00:40:53,041 --> 00:40:54,875
我這麼做是為了媽,茱兒

734
00:40:55,916 --> 00:40:57,375
這樣你和我才不會強碰

735
00:40:58,208 --> 00:41:01,708
拜託別找碴,我只是想讓她好過一點

736
00:41:16,791 --> 00:41:18,833
其實這些事都不重要

737
00:41:20,041 --> 00:41:22,290
蒂福醫生說我得在今天簽好

738
00:41:22,291 --> 00:41:24,708
我說的不是文件

739
00:41:31,375 --> 00:41:32,374
(12月12日)

740
00:41:32,375 --> 00:41:34,040
媽,你好

741
00:41:34,041 --> 00:41:38,125
- 外婆...
- 天啊,好多人來哦

742
00:41:40,541 --> 00:41:43,499
- 你手上拿的是什麼?
- 我的降臨節日曆

743
00:41:43,500 --> 00:41:46,040
你的...這是你做的嗎?

744
00:41:46,041 --> 00:41:47,499
我有幫忙

745
00:41:47,500 --> 00:41:49,416
真的嗎?你們團隊合作嗎?

746
00:41:51,666 --> 00:41:53,583
一、二、三...

747
00:41:58,083 --> 00:42:00,665
我沒看過比你的帽子毛球
還要大顆的耶

748
00:42:00,666 --> 00:42:02,583
- 大聲點
- 霍基科基?

749
00:42:04,416 --> 00:42:07,874
(茉莉的輪班表)

750
00:42:07,875 --> 00:42:11,832
有好多小臉哦,我喜歡

751
00:42:11,833 --> 00:42:13,500
你什麼時候會回家?

752
00:42:14,166 --> 00:42:15,625
我最後就會回家了

753
00:42:16,833 --> 00:42:19,832
好,我們去喝杯熱巧克力,走吧

754
00:42:19,833 --> 00:42:23,166
別玩那個,因為那是外婆的小祕方

755
00:42:24,333 --> 00:42:25,832
對,小班,熱巧克力

756
00:42:25,833 --> 00:42:27,457
可以加棉花糖嗎?

757
00:42:27,458 --> 00:42:29,750
- 生奶油呢?
- 好耶

758
00:42:31,791 --> 00:42:32,957
(12月13日)

759
00:42:32,958 --> 00:42:35,208
六月,這個早晨真舒服

760
00:42:41,333 --> 00:42:42,708
要不要幫你泡杯茶?

761
00:43:01,333 --> 00:43:04,083
- 別梳太扁
- 好,我不會

762
00:43:22,541 --> 00:43:23,916
(12月14日)

763
00:43:26,375 --> 00:43:29,041
一瓶酒

764
00:43:29,750 --> 00:43:31,375
一瓶普羅賽克

765
00:43:42,125 --> 00:43:45,416
「被鬼造訪過的狄更斯角色」

766
00:43:45,916 --> 00:43:47,249
- 說吧
- 史顧己

767
00:43:47,250 --> 00:43:50,332
- 答對!哇靠,你一定有先看過
- 沒有,我保證

768
00:43:50,333 --> 00:43:51,457
- 明明就有
- 沒有

769
00:43:51,458 --> 00:43:52,958
我自己來想這題

770
00:43:54,750 --> 00:43:55,916
六月,你還好嗎?

771
00:44:00,625 --> 00:44:02,000
沒反應

772
00:44:12,958 --> 00:44:14,125
(12月16日)

773
00:44:16,958 --> 00:44:18,500
小班一定會喜歡

774
00:44:33,250 --> 00:44:34,083
(12月17日)

775
00:44:35,416 --> 00:44:36,500
我想騙它打開

776
00:44:41,583 --> 00:44:42,583
沒什麼,親愛的

777
00:44:54,375 --> 00:44:57,083
蛋糕,我愛蛋糕

778
00:44:58,083 --> 00:44:59,583
- 我愛蛋糕
- 好吃

779
00:45:00,583 --> 00:45:03,125
- 小喇叭
- 小喇叭

780
00:45:03,625 --> 00:45:04,458
啪

781
00:45:13,708 --> 00:45:14,583
(12月18日)

782
00:45:15,833 --> 00:45:17,707
- 這能讓你往前
- 好

783
00:45:17,708 --> 00:45:20,582
右手也一樣

784
00:45:20,583 --> 00:45:21,750
好

785
00:45:22,416 --> 00:45:24,625
好,盡情冒險吧

786
00:45:26,375 --> 00:45:28,416
- 謝謝
- 你好

787
00:45:30,208 --> 00:45:31,875
裡面是在幹什麼?

788
00:45:33,500 --> 00:45:37,790
他病得無法實現遺願清單
所以我們就辦了一小場樂捐

789
00:45:37,791 --> 00:45:40,041
然後...幫他買了那個

790
00:45:41,750 --> 00:45:43,416
他今天早上在爬聖母峰

791
00:45:44,375 --> 00:45:45,749
- 好耶
- 很好

792
00:45:45,750 --> 00:45:47,125
太棒了

793
00:45:56,875 --> 00:45:58,165
伯利恆?

794
00:45:58,166 --> 00:46:01,332
我們得跋山涉水到伯利恆?

795
00:46:01,333 --> 00:46:03,915
那麼遠!

796
00:46:03,916 --> 00:46:06,040
而且瑪利亞...

797
00:46:06,041 --> 00:46:08,166
她就快生孩子了

798
00:46:46,500 --> 00:46:47,458
康納

799
00:46:59,875 --> 00:47:01,666
她真的很愛你

800
00:47:07,208 --> 00:47:08,666
我不想要她死

801
00:47:14,166 --> 00:47:15,916
我媽就是在醫院過世的

802
00:47:16,958 --> 00:47:18,333
在我八歲的時候

803
00:47:19,666 --> 00:47:22,166
我不在場,我在學校
所以沒看到她最後一面

804
00:47:24,375 --> 00:47:26,749
身邊的大人都說

805
00:47:26,750 --> 00:47:28,291
「她一點都不痛」

806
00:47:29,416 --> 00:47:31,625
說媽媽永遠都會在我心中

807
00:47:32,500 --> 00:47:35,166
她確實在我心中,但...

808
00:47:36,958 --> 00:47:38,625
其他都只是垃圾話

809
00:47:42,166 --> 00:47:44,375
他們都說她走得很安詳

810
00:47:46,416 --> 00:47:47,916
但我永遠都無法確知

811
00:47:51,166 --> 00:47:55,291
如果能知道她何時會走
一定會比較好受

812
00:48:02,625 --> 00:48:03,875
所以我才...

813
00:48:05,083 --> 00:48:06,750
盡心盡力

814
00:48:07,625 --> 00:48:10,000
確保大家能好好道別

815
00:48:14,458 --> 00:48:15,750
那是最重要的

816
00:48:49,291 --> 00:48:51,666
六月,給你

817
00:48:53,833 --> 00:48:55,000
謝謝

818
00:48:55,750 --> 00:48:57,041
好噁心

819
00:48:59,958 --> 00:49:02,958
我覺得好...沒尊嚴

820
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:11,165
做什麼都要費一番功夫

821
00:49:11,166 --> 00:49:14,415
六月,你表現得真的很好

822
00:49:14,416 --> 00:49:16,583
我們都在佩服你有多堅強,都不叫痛

823
00:49:17,125 --> 00:49:18,374
真的嗎?

824
00:49:18,375 --> 00:49:20,082
你們人真好

825
00:49:20,083 --> 00:49:21,458
謝謝,親愛的

826
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:29,499
那是什麼歌?是雷查爾斯的嗎?

827
00:49:29,500 --> 00:49:31,458
其實我也不知道

828
00:49:33,375 --> 00:49:35,000
說不定是辛納屈?

829
00:49:35,708 --> 00:49:36,708
就是這樣

830
00:49:37,333 --> 00:49:40,332
不對,聽起來像雷查爾斯

831
00:49:40,333 --> 00:49:43,208
好,先幫我繼續站著,六月

832
00:49:43,708 --> 00:49:44,791
就是這樣

833
00:49:45,500 --> 00:49:46,541
可以嗎?

834
00:49:47,208 --> 00:49:48,458
好

835
00:49:52,791 --> 00:49:53,707
很好

836
00:49:53,708 --> 00:49:56,541
其實我不太喜歡辛納屈

837
00:49:57,166 --> 00:49:59,583
- 準備好了嗎?
- 也不喜歡巴布狄倫

838
00:50:00,791 --> 00:50:02,125
還有畢卡索

839
00:50:08,875 --> 00:50:10,583
雖然我從沒承認過

840
00:50:11,083 --> 00:50:15,500
因為真心話只能放心裡,對吧?

841
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:16,874
對

842
00:50:16,875 --> 00:50:17,791
準備好了嗎?

843
00:50:20,291 --> 00:50:25,041
老博以前會唱雷查爾斯的歌給我聽

844
00:50:26,916 --> 00:50:28,500
現在已經不唱了

845
00:50:34,083 --> 00:50:35,000
準備好了嗎?

846
00:50:37,625 --> 00:50:38,625
來吧

847
00:50:40,125 --> 00:50:42,625
三、二、一

848
00:50:59,708 --> 00:51:02,583
痛嗎?要增加嗎啡劑量嗎?

849
00:51:03,625 --> 00:51:06,666
好像可以增加一下

850
00:51:07,166 --> 00:51:09,790
還是要等等比較好?

851
00:51:09,791 --> 00:51:14,375
我覺得你非常勇敢,六月

852
00:51:14,875 --> 00:51:18,166
但今天不需要那麼勇敢

853
00:51:20,458 --> 00:51:23,749
那我去幫你倒杯茶、拿些藥

854
00:51:23,750 --> 00:51:25,749
然後我們一起看《英國烘焙大賽》

855
00:51:25,750 --> 00:51:28,375
- 這主意聽起來如何?
- 根本就是天籟之音

856
00:51:30,416 --> 00:51:32,124
- 早安,娜蒂亞
- 早

857
00:51:32,125 --> 00:51:34,124
- 娜蒂亞...
- 我好喜歡她

858
00:51:34,125 --> 00:51:37,165
我要做巧克力撻搭配巧克力糕點

859
00:51:37,166 --> 00:51:40,165
然後會有一層鹹焦糖和花生

860
00:51:40,166 --> 00:51:42,957
再來是一層巧克力慕斯...

861
00:51:42,958 --> 00:51:44,291
你覺得他們過得怎麼樣?

862
00:51:45,541 --> 00:51:46,541
你的家人嗎?

863
00:51:48,291 --> 00:51:49,500
還不錯

864
00:51:50,666 --> 00:51:52,790
康納心地很善良,對吧?

865
00:51:52,791 --> 00:51:54,832
沒錯,他很好心

866
00:51:54,833 --> 00:51:57,375
他照顧我非常用心

867
00:51:59,916 --> 00:52:02,541
我不確定你的女兒們怎麼樣,六月

868
00:52:03,125 --> 00:52:04,041
不好說

869
00:52:08,250 --> 00:52:10,582
寶貝,你確定你應付得來嗎?

870
00:52:10,583 --> 00:52:15,165
可以,我當然應付得來
親愛的,抱歉,我只是累了

871
00:52:15,166 --> 00:52:16,707
抱歉,我沒聽清楚

872
00:52:16,708 --> 00:52:20,332
廚房有一區訊號不好
你講話斷斷續續的,你剛才說什麼?

873
00:52:20,333 --> 00:52:21,666
沒什麼重要的

874
00:52:22,166 --> 00:52:24,000
真的不重要,別在意

875
00:52:30,583 --> 00:52:33,208
幹,爛東西

876
00:52:39,791 --> 00:52:41,541
電梯開門

877
00:52:48,625 --> 00:52:50,416
電梯關門

878
00:52:52,833 --> 00:52:55,457
大好機會來了,阿卡普科...

879
00:52:55,458 --> 00:52:57,665
幹,你看...

880
00:52:57,666 --> 00:53:01,249
看看阿卡普科!傳球啊,蠢貨

881
00:53:01,250 --> 00:53:02,957
幹,搞什麼鬼啊?

882
00:53:02,958 --> 00:53:06,666
你這個蠢貨,你是超級爛貨

883
00:53:07,166 --> 00:53:09,166
- 你好
- 你好

884
00:53:09,666 --> 00:53:12,249
大家都好嗎?

885
00:53:12,250 --> 00:53:14,832
那是什麼鬼東西?是冰箱嗎?

886
00:53:14,833 --> 00:53:16,665
對,沒錯

887
00:53:16,666 --> 00:53:19,666
你大可以先告訴我啊
我整個早上都在喝溫啤酒

888
00:53:21,083 --> 00:53:25,457
我想說冰箱可以拿來
冰東西招待訪客,媽

889
00:53:25,458 --> 00:53:28,499
酒、點心之類的

890
00:53:28,500 --> 00:53:29,833
起司和餅乾

891
00:53:30,416 --> 00:53:31,291
海尼根

892
00:53:31,791 --> 00:53:34,540
搞啥啦?幹什麼啊?

893
00:53:34,541 --> 00:53:38,499
剛才就連我都能得分好嗎?
隨便用腳趾碰一下都能進

894
00:53:38,500 --> 00:53:41,249
- 爸,閉嘴
- 親愛的,真的有必要嗎?

895
00:53:41,250 --> 00:53:44,540
畢竟又沒人會來探望我

896
00:53:44,541 --> 00:53:47,624
因為他們會忙著過聖誕,所以...

897
00:53:47,625 --> 00:53:48,624
- 媽咪
- 你知道的

898
00:53:48,625 --> 00:53:51,749
有那麼多人愛你,他們當然會想來

899
00:53:51,750 --> 00:53:54,249
住58號的海瑟和德瑞克說他們很想來

900
00:53:54,250 --> 00:53:57,416
不要...請叫他們不用麻煩了

901
00:53:58,250 --> 00:54:01,166
反正我節禮日會去找他們喝酒,就...

902
00:54:02,291 --> 00:54:03,125
好

903
00:54:04,208 --> 00:54:05,665
聽著,我等等要先走

904
00:54:05,666 --> 00:54:08,499
七點去拿佛朗哥義大利餃後再過來

905
00:54:08,500 --> 00:54:12,416
- 幫我把那個拿走,好重
- 好,很不舒服,好

906
00:54:12,916 --> 00:54:14,500
傳球啊,蠢貨

907
00:54:15,083 --> 00:54:17,541
- 幫我向佛朗哥問好,好嗎?
- 好

908
00:54:18,041 --> 00:54:21,374
- 我一直都覺得他很帥
- 好,沒問題

909
00:54:21,375 --> 00:54:24,290
- 好,那我們晚上見
- 等我一下

910
00:54:24,291 --> 00:54:27,332
既然有冰箱了,你順便載我去酒鋪

911
00:54:27,333 --> 00:54:29,457
讓我發揮一點作用

912
00:54:29,458 --> 00:54:31,790
茱兒,麻煩幫我推輪椅過來好嗎?

913
00:54:31,791 --> 00:54:33,040
你太誇張了

914
00:54:33,041 --> 00:54:35,374
不要,你自己走上車,胖子,快

915
00:54:35,375 --> 00:54:37,540
好吧,希望你車停附近

916
00:54:37,541 --> 00:54:40,249
回程可以買些炸魚薯條,茱兒

917
00:54:40,250 --> 00:54:43,250
- 真是的,過來跟媽說再見
- 好啦

918
00:54:43,750 --> 00:54:46,250
- 再見,親愛的,待會見
- 走吧

919
00:54:46,750 --> 00:54:49,915
好啦,我坐得身體有點僵硬

920
00:54:49,916 --> 00:54:52,583
- 你沒拿外套,爸,還是需要穿
- 我在那坐很久

921
00:55:06,208 --> 00:55:09,708
小康,念給我聽

922
00:55:12,416 --> 00:55:15,375
媽,我不太擅長朗讀

923
00:55:16,416 --> 00:55:18,791
每次都讓我想反胃

924
00:55:21,541 --> 00:55:25,583
現在正是嘗試的好時機

925
00:55:55,458 --> 00:55:59,125
「如果有天堂」

926
00:56:00,166 --> 00:56:02,958
「我的母親將會」

927
00:56:03,625 --> 00:56:07,750
「獨享一座」

928
00:56:12,250 --> 00:56:15,000
「不是鋪滿三色堇的天堂」

929
00:56:15,791 --> 00:56:21,166
「也不是嬌嫩的鈴蘭天堂」

930
00:56:23,583 --> 00:56:25,833
「這座天堂將會有著」

931
00:56:26,375 --> 00:56:28,458
「黑紅薔薇」

932
00:56:35,833 --> 00:56:39,875
「我的父親會如薔薇一般深沉穩固」

933
00:56:40,375 --> 00:56:41,958
「如薔薇一般高大...」

934
00:57:10,458 --> 00:57:11,708
你好嗎?

935
00:57:13,500 --> 00:57:14,500
嗯

936
00:57:15,500 --> 00:57:16,583
那是什麼意思?

937
00:57:17,416 --> 00:57:18,250
你還好嗎?

938
00:57:19,625 --> 00:57:21,125
媽媽呢?在廁所嗎?

939
00:57:43,500 --> 00:57:45,540
他媽的,她在裡面待太久了

940
00:57:45,541 --> 00:57:47,666
我們應該進去看看
她說不定死掉了,康納

941
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:53,166
你也知道她...身體很虛弱

942
00:57:54,166 --> 00:57:56,250
你知道吧?

943
00:57:58,375 --> 00:57:59,916
她狀況不好

944
00:58:04,416 --> 00:58:06,915
好,我受不了了,我去看看她

945
00:58:06,916 --> 00:58:08,291
我要進去

946
00:58:14,291 --> 00:58:15,333
媽咪?

947
00:58:16,125 --> 00:58:17,708
需要幫忙嗎?

948
00:58:20,333 --> 00:58:22,000
天啊,我要進去了

949
00:58:30,458 --> 00:58:32,291
媽,你還好嗎?

950
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:39,416
寶貝,你為什麼穿黃色?
就說過真的很不適合你了

951
00:58:48,666 --> 00:58:52,625
不要,別牽我的手
親愛的,你好會流手汗

952
00:58:53,125 --> 00:58:54,125
對不起

953
00:58:59,916 --> 00:59:02,291
麥特不會來過聖誕,對吧?

954
00:59:05,791 --> 00:59:06,875
對

955
00:59:07,625 --> 00:59:10,166
他...他來不了

956
00:59:18,333 --> 00:59:20,082
- 我的肚子啊
- 天啊

957
00:59:20,083 --> 00:59:21,582
- 肚子好痛
- 還好嗎?媽咪

958
00:59:21,583 --> 00:59:23,082
- 可以幫我...
- 叫護理師嗎?

959
00:59:23,083 --> 00:59:24,665
- 不是,可以幫我...
- 抱一個嗎?

960
00:59:24,666 --> 00:59:26,332
不是...閉嘴,海倫

961
00:59:26,333 --> 00:59:29,249
- 我只是要一杯水,謝謝
- 好

962
00:59:29,250 --> 00:59:33,750
親愛的,我口乾舌燥,嘴裡味道好怪

963
00:59:35,208 --> 00:59:37,166
來,水給你

964
00:59:42,416 --> 00:59:43,583
這樣夠嗎?

965
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:48,750
我愛你,親愛的

966
00:59:51,541 --> 00:59:52,958
我也愛你,媽

967
00:59:55,541 --> 00:59:57,208
我也愛這孩子

968
00:59:59,250 --> 01:00:02,707
好期待要抱抱他,看看他的小臉

969
01:00:02,708 --> 01:00:05,166
我喜歡新生兒的那股奶香

970
01:00:20,041 --> 01:00:21,666
天啊,冷死了

971
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:26,582
爸去酒吧了,這是側門的鑰匙

972
01:00:26,583 --> 01:00:27,874
她還好嗎?

973
01:00:27,875 --> 01:00:31,999
她體溫很高
所以我一直幫她噴礦泉噴霧

974
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:32,958
瞭解

975
01:00:34,583 --> 01:00:36,582
- 海寶,別哭
- 我只是...

976
01:00:36,583 --> 01:00:38,624
- 抱歉,我...
- 唉唷...

977
01:00:38,625 --> 01:00:41,583
聽著,我知道這麼想很自私,但...

978
01:00:43,375 --> 01:00:47,708
你和茉莉的孩子都有...他們有外婆

979
01:00:48,333 --> 01:00:51,875
我一直以為,要是哪天我真有了孩子

980
01:00:53,375 --> 01:00:56,541
他會有全世界最好的外婆

981
01:00:57,458 --> 01:01:00,166
我也會有媽媽幫忙育兒,然後...

982
01:01:01,916 --> 01:01:04,458
也許我也能有自己的家庭

983
01:01:05,583 --> 01:01:07,207
天啊

984
01:01:07,208 --> 01:01:11,207
我是個在胸罩塞水晶的老姑婆產婦

985
01:01:11,208 --> 01:01:13,999
真不知道我幹嘛拖這麼久才生孩子

986
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:16,165
我老是在忙東忙西

987
01:01:16,166 --> 01:01:19,165
現在我好害怕,茱兒

988
01:01:19,166 --> 01:01:21,165
因為我會是爛媽媽

989
01:01:21,166 --> 01:01:23,207
別瞎說,拜託

990
01:01:23,208 --> 01:01:25,749
- 我就是
- 才不是,別胡說

991
01:01:25,750 --> 01:01:27,582
看我

992
01:01:27,583 --> 01:01:29,291
好,首先呢

993
01:01:29,958 --> 01:01:33,540
你會是好媽媽,麥特會是好爸爸

994
01:01:33,541 --> 01:01:37,040
- 他不是
- 別傻了,他一定是

995
01:01:37,041 --> 01:01:38,499
- 不是...
- 他一定是

996
01:01:38,500 --> 01:01:41,332
他不會是好爸爸
因為他不是孩子的爸

997
01:01:41,333 --> 01:01:43,416
我們很久以前就分手了

998
01:01:44,083 --> 01:01:44,915
什麼?

999
01:01:44,916 --> 01:01:47,082
我一直以為我們是開放式關係

1000
01:01:47,083 --> 01:01:50,125
結果發現只有我在跟別人上床

1001
01:01:50,958 --> 01:01:53,374
好喔,哇靠

1002
01:01:53,375 --> 01:01:54,999
- 嗯
- 好喔

1003
01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:58,250
那孩子的爸是誰?

1004
01:01:58,833 --> 01:01:59,875
古斯塔夫

1005
01:02:01,458 --> 01:02:02,499
- 古斯塔夫?
- 對

1006
01:02:02,500 --> 01:02:05,458
這是他幫的忙,他...

1007
01:02:06,083 --> 01:02:10,165
他本著一片好心
專門和人發生關係助孕

1008
01:02:10,166 --> 01:02:11,457
不收費

1009
01:02:11,458 --> 01:02:13,832
我朋友珍妮薇找他,第一次就中了

1010
01:02:13,833 --> 01:02:15,915
我保證絕對合法

1011
01:02:15,916 --> 01:02:19,207
我得簽字表示他不用負任何責任

1012
01:02:19,208 --> 01:02:20,124
瞭解

1013
01:02:20,125 --> 01:02:22,790
但他態度真的很好,說實在的

1014
01:02:22,791 --> 01:02:24,415
- 瞭解
- 真的

1015
01:02:24,416 --> 01:02:25,874
那就好

1016
01:02:25,875 --> 01:02:29,208
我只是...拖得太遲了

1017
01:02:30,458 --> 01:02:31,583
這是我唯一的選擇

1018
01:02:32,500 --> 01:02:34,582
你應該早點說啊,傻瓜

1019
01:02:34,583 --> 01:02:36,750
我知道,別告訴任何人

1020
01:02:37,875 --> 01:02:39,749
- 好
- 不對,等等,你可以嗎?

1021
01:02:39,750 --> 01:02:41,832
可以幫我告訴他們嗎?我承受不了

1022
01:02:41,833 --> 01:02:43,125
好

1023
01:02:43,791 --> 01:02:45,790
- 好
- 謝謝

1024
01:02:45,791 --> 01:02:47,708
不會有事的

1025
01:02:51,375 --> 01:02:52,708
天啊

1026
01:02:55,916 --> 01:02:57,833
謝天謝地你來了

1027
01:02:58,375 --> 01:03:00,165
海倫快把我逼瘋了

1028
01:03:00,166 --> 01:03:01,833
天啊,媽

1029
01:03:04,583 --> 01:03:07,040
親愛的,能扶我起來嗎?

1030
01:03:07,041 --> 01:03:08,041
好

1031
01:03:11,958 --> 01:03:14,540
這個,然後這個,好了

1032
01:03:14,541 --> 01:03:16,000
你還好嗎?

1033
01:03:21,500 --> 01:03:23,833
好了,可以嗎?

1034
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:29,791
我沒機會看到那個寶寶,對吧?

1035
01:03:35,500 --> 01:03:37,500
可能沒機會,媽

1036
01:03:40,333 --> 01:03:42,790
但他們會好好的,真的

1037
01:03:42,791 --> 01:03:45,375
- 海倫一定會好好的,我保證
- 天啊

1038
01:03:47,458 --> 01:03:49,290
別說了,你會害我哭出來

1039
01:03:49,291 --> 01:03:51,290
好,別哭,我們來...找到了

1040
01:03:51,291 --> 01:03:53,582
別哭,好了,拜託

1041
01:03:53,583 --> 01:03:54,875
- 來
- 謝謝

1042
01:03:55,375 --> 01:03:56,790
不說這個了,今晚吃什麼?

1043
01:03:56,791 --> 01:04:00,540
義大利餃佐奶油與鼠尾草

1044
01:04:00,541 --> 01:04:02,582
聽起來真美味

1045
01:04:02,583 --> 01:04:05,458
- 就是說啊
- 我可以聞一下嗎?

1046
01:04:06,208 --> 01:04:07,749
好了,天啊

1047
01:04:07,750 --> 01:04:09,125
好香,來

1048
01:04:11,541 --> 01:04:13,082
好香

1049
01:04:13,083 --> 01:04:17,082
我晚點再吃一點好了

1050
01:04:17,083 --> 01:04:18,500
媽咪

1051
01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:21,041
我有東西要給你看

1052
01:04:32,041 --> 01:04:33,750
下雪了

1053
01:04:46,333 --> 01:04:48,625
我好愛看下雪

1054
01:04:49,125 --> 01:04:52,166
或許我如果走運,會變成雪降臨人間

1055
01:04:52,833 --> 01:04:54,875
屆時就能在聖誕期間見到你們

1056
01:04:55,375 --> 01:04:56,291
是啊

1057
01:04:58,625 --> 01:04:59,875
你爸呢?

1058
01:05:00,958 --> 01:05:05,625
他回家了,我想應該晚點會來

1059
01:05:06,208 --> 01:05:08,832
親愛的,等我走了以後
你會照顧他吧?

1060
01:05:08,833 --> 01:05:09,999
- 當然會
- 保證嗎?

1061
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:12,750
- 一定會
- 嗯,因為你最堅強

1062
01:05:13,750 --> 01:05:18,915
媽,聽著,你就...別操心,好嗎?

1063
01:05:18,916 --> 01:05:21,249
你儘管放八百個心

1064
01:05:21,250 --> 01:05:23,707
他們都會好好的

1065
01:05:23,708 --> 01:05:26,499
我會確保他們都沒事,我一定會

1066
01:05:26,500 --> 01:05:32,291
好,但不能用你那種
霸道方式,好嗎?你偶爾會那樣

1067
01:05:33,416 --> 01:05:34,250
好

1068
01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:40,708
親愛的,你不會反對我先過世吧?

1069
01:05:46,375 --> 01:05:47,375
媽

1070
01:05:47,958 --> 01:05:50,375
不會,媽

1071
01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:53,958
- 媽咪,我當然不會反對
- 那就好

1072
01:05:54,833 --> 01:05:57,000
很好,這樣我就放心多了

1073
01:05:57,791 --> 01:05:59,125
你有帶睫毛膏嗎?

1074
01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:02,540
好像有

1075
01:06:02,541 --> 01:06:05,500
那快拿出來啊,讓我體面一點

1076
01:06:06,083 --> 01:06:08,624
我從沒死過,我想美美地上路

1077
01:06:08,625 --> 01:06:11,082
好,來吧

1078
01:06:11,083 --> 01:06:13,708
- 或許再搽點口紅
- 好

1079
01:06:38,208 --> 01:06:39,583
早安,六月

1080
01:06:40,291 --> 01:06:41,833
今天早上還好嗎?

1081
01:06:42,583 --> 01:06:44,041
你有看過這個嗎?

1082
01:06:48,291 --> 01:06:49,625
輪班表

1083
01:06:50,375 --> 01:06:53,000
- 有用嗎?
- 仔細看一下

1084
01:06:58,250 --> 01:07:02,374
原來如此,茱莉亞和茉莉沒重疊

1085
01:07:02,375 --> 01:07:03,874
這就是你要我看的嗎?

1086
01:07:03,875 --> 01:07:05,791
她是故意的

1087
01:07:10,166 --> 01:07:12,333
她們已經這樣好幾年了

1088
01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:17,875
我真的...希望她們能把話說開,真的

1089
01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:20,249
家家有本難念的經,六月

1090
01:07:20,250 --> 01:07:22,375
女兒比兒子更難纏

1091
01:07:23,250 --> 01:07:24,916
而且我還生了三個

1092
01:07:28,458 --> 01:07:30,291
我覺得我常說錯話

1093
01:07:31,500 --> 01:07:34,416
我老是愛點破事實

1094
01:07:39,541 --> 01:07:43,708
這是你的一大優點吧,六月

1095
01:07:44,208 --> 01:07:46,000
那你現在怎麼停了呢?

1096
01:07:47,166 --> 01:07:49,791
我得讓她們一起過來

1097
01:07:50,625 --> 01:07:51,875
你確定她們會來嗎?

1098
01:07:54,333 --> 01:07:57,166
她們要是以為我快死了就一定會來

1099
01:08:05,833 --> 01:08:07,915
- 喂?
- 你好,是茱莉亞嗎?

1100
01:08:07,916 --> 01:08:11,124
- 是,我就是
- 我是瑪麗公主醫院的安久護理師

1101
01:08:11,125 --> 01:08:12,957
天啊,一切都還好嗎?

1102
01:08:12,958 --> 01:08:16,125
她要找你,我覺得你該來一趟

1103
01:08:22,083 --> 01:08:24,499
-「戴夫一直醒來」
- 傑利,寶寶給你

1104
01:08:24,500 --> 01:08:28,166
我得去醫院一趟
孩子們,我去去就回

1105
01:08:28,666 --> 01:08:31,040
- 再見
- 媽媽還好嗎?

1106
01:08:31,041 --> 01:08:32,832
她很好,沒事

1107
01:08:32,833 --> 01:08:35,082
她會回來吃早餐嗎?

1108
01:08:35,083 --> 01:08:37,708
會,她很快就會回來,應該會

1109
01:08:38,375 --> 01:08:41,707
月兒,你是故事講到一半才加入的

1110
01:08:41,708 --> 01:08:43,374
你覺得沒頭沒尾,對吧?

1111
01:08:43,375 --> 01:08:44,916
要從頭再講一遍嗎?

1112
01:08:45,541 --> 01:08:47,290
小提,你覺得要不要重講?

1113
01:08:47,291 --> 01:08:49,833
好,爸

1114
01:09:00,958 --> 01:09:02,082
老博?

1115
01:09:02,083 --> 01:09:04,165
六月要擦浴了

1116
01:09:04,166 --> 01:09:05,540
你要留下來當然可以

1117
01:09:05,541 --> 01:09:09,082
不然今天餐廳特餐是培根三明治

1118
01:09:09,083 --> 01:09:10,665
由你決定

1119
01:09:10,666 --> 01:09:14,375
好,可以幫我拿...

1120
01:09:16,125 --> 01:09:19,750
好,親愛的,那我出去一下

1121
01:09:52,541 --> 01:09:53,958
麵包有點...

1122
01:09:59,541 --> 01:10:00,875
不想吃了

1123
01:10:08,791 --> 01:10:11,166
這地方真是苦不堪言,對吧?

1124
01:10:13,625 --> 01:10:16,208
苦不堪言,他媽的苦不堪言,沒錯

1125
01:10:25,625 --> 01:10:27,833
好,她們來了

1126
01:10:42,416 --> 01:10:43,374
媽

1127
01:10:43,375 --> 01:10:46,041
其實...我現在沒事了

1128
01:10:48,166 --> 01:10:51,041
只是虛驚一場,應該吧,我好傻

1129
01:10:51,791 --> 01:10:54,416
那我就不打擾了

1130
01:11:00,291 --> 01:11:01,750
我想寫信

1131
01:11:03,166 --> 01:11:05,708
給寶寶,給海倫

1132
01:11:06,208 --> 01:11:07,249
給他們兩個

1133
01:11:07,250 --> 01:11:09,291
我想說你們兩姊妹或許能幫忙

1134
01:11:10,500 --> 01:11:11,958
有紙嗎?

1135
01:11:12,458 --> 01:11:15,415
那你也不必嚇死我們啊,真是的

1136
01:11:15,416 --> 01:11:16,833
有必要

1137
01:11:17,541 --> 01:11:19,416
你們兩個臭女兒

1138
01:11:21,166 --> 01:11:22,375
乖乖坐下

1139
01:11:33,041 --> 01:11:34,708
我失去了一隻腳

1140
01:11:35,833 --> 01:11:36,666
沒錯

1141
01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:43,083
當時年紀跟你差不多

1142
01:11:44,083 --> 01:11:46,999
我的小兒子那時才兩歲,最小的

1143
01:11:47,000 --> 01:11:48,332
在駁船上

1144
01:11:48,333 --> 01:11:51,666
是艘大船,出海的那種

1145
01:11:53,500 --> 01:11:55,708
我們那時在停泊

1146
01:11:56,375 --> 01:11:58,374
繩索卡住了

1147
01:11:58,375 --> 01:12:00,207
然後船動了

1148
01:12:00,208 --> 01:12:05,125
繩子越纏越緊,繞一圈又一圈

1149
01:12:06,625 --> 01:12:08,250
直接把我的腿擰斷

1150
01:12:10,083 --> 01:12:10,916
沒錯

1151
01:12:11,416 --> 01:12:13,790
醫生後來把腿縫回去了

1152
01:12:13,791 --> 01:12:15,583
很厲害吧?他們...

1153
01:12:17,750 --> 01:12:19,332
讓我四肢健全了

1154
01:12:19,333 --> 01:12:21,625
縫了回去,讓我四肢健全

1155
01:12:22,125 --> 01:12:23,041
沒錯

1156
01:12:27,458 --> 01:12:29,125
只是這上面還是不健全

1157
01:13:01,250 --> 01:13:05,458
「你的阿姨小茉和茱莉亞會陪伴你」

1158
01:13:06,666 --> 01:13:10,791
「因為儘管我知道她們意見不合」

1159
01:13:11,708 --> 01:13:16,000
「我也知道她們心裡愛著彼此」

1160
01:13:17,041 --> 01:13:19,749
「我好愛她們兩個」

1161
01:13:19,750 --> 01:13:23,458
「但要是她們姊妹友愛
我更是會加倍愛她們」

1162
01:13:40,791 --> 01:13:42,291
你要先說還是...

1163
01:13:49,625 --> 01:13:53,916
我小時候事事都想學你
你叫我做什麼我都願意

1164
01:13:54,833 --> 01:13:56,790
我想穿你穿的衣服

1165
01:13:56,791 --> 01:13:59,250
喝一樣的汽水,裡面也插兩根吸管

1166
01:13:59,750 --> 01:14:02,082
還要一樣的洋芋片,媽的

1167
01:14:02,083 --> 01:14:04,415
甚至還討著要養倉鼠,因為你有養

1168
01:14:04,416 --> 01:14:06,125
我他媽超討厭倉鼠

1169
01:14:10,833 --> 01:14:14,583
我13歲時你離家了,我恨你離家

1170
01:14:15,916 --> 01:14:19,500
我恨你離開,因為我喜歡有你陪伴

1171
01:14:22,791 --> 01:14:26,541
然後你越來越少回家
我只覺得幾乎都沒見到你

1172
01:14:28,333 --> 01:14:30,625
我大概是感到被拋棄了吧

1173
01:14:33,875 --> 01:14:36,583
後來你成了功成名就的大人物

1174
01:14:37,083 --> 01:14:40,708
我還在為了攢點零錢到處省吃儉用

1175
01:14:44,125 --> 01:14:47,666
難道你不懂我簡直快被逼瘋了嗎?

1176
01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:51,791
而且你的頭髮一直都很美,討厭死了

1177
01:14:54,125 --> 01:14:55,333
茱兒?

1178
01:15:07,041 --> 01:15:08,250
要吃士力架嗎?

1179
01:15:08,750 --> 01:15:09,916
好

1180
01:15:26,500 --> 01:15:27,416
謝謝

1181
01:15:41,375 --> 01:15:44,083
而且你有湯姆,完美的湯姆

1182
01:15:48,500 --> 01:15:50,957
我一認識傑利後就懷孕了

1183
01:15:50,958 --> 01:15:54,291
發現時好像已經懷胎22週

1184
01:15:57,791 --> 01:16:00,458
小希沒出問題真是太神奇了

1185
01:16:01,208 --> 01:16:02,875
我那段時間從頭到尾

1186
01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:05,958
都在抽大麻、喝伏特加

1187
01:16:07,916 --> 01:16:09,415
我一直都蠟燭多頭燒

1188
01:16:09,416 --> 01:16:13,208
害怕會弄掉哪個孩子

1189
01:16:13,875 --> 01:16:15,583
或弄丟哪個孩子

1190
01:16:16,625 --> 01:16:17,707
其實還真的有過

1191
01:16:17,708 --> 01:16:22,457
我有一次把艾拉丟在
希思羅機場的行李輸送帶旁

1192
01:16:22,458 --> 01:16:24,125
而湯姆...

1193
01:16:24,625 --> 01:16:27,375
對,湯姆...他很出色

1194
01:16:28,125 --> 01:16:30,708
但他的工作遠在天邊

1195
01:16:31,833 --> 01:16:34,375
我大多都是一個人過

1196
01:16:35,333 --> 01:16:36,416
至少傑利在你身邊

1197
01:16:37,083 --> 01:16:39,583
有傑利在身邊並不一定是好處

1198
01:16:40,083 --> 01:16:43,541
重點是你有選擇

1199
01:16:46,833 --> 01:16:49,333
我只希望能在家帶孩子

1200
01:16:51,458 --> 01:16:53,500
那是我唯一不能做的事

1201
01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:56,250
我有好多責任

1202
01:16:57,208 --> 01:16:58,916
我得支付我們的生活開銷

1203
01:16:59,583 --> 01:17:00,749
爸媽的房貸

1204
01:17:00,750 --> 01:17:03,207
在你付不出貸款時代墊

1205
01:17:03,208 --> 01:17:05,540
我知道這是不該提起的話題

1206
01:17:05,541 --> 01:17:07,208
海倫的心理諮商費

1207
01:17:08,125 --> 01:17:10,000
康納的下次人生危機

1208
01:17:11,708 --> 01:17:12,958
全都是我要扛

1209
01:17:19,416 --> 01:17:23,416
媽快死了,但這卻是好幾年來
我最常陪孩子的一段時間

1210
01:17:24,291 --> 01:17:26,541
然後還有那份愧疚

1211
01:17:27,125 --> 01:17:30,916
我錯過的所有學校戲劇和足球賽...

1212
01:17:31,416 --> 01:17:35,332
你是那種會站在場邊的媽媽

1213
01:17:35,333 --> 01:17:37,875
分發手工燕麥餅乾

1214
01:17:41,000 --> 01:17:43,500
你能親身到場支持他們

1215
01:17:46,333 --> 01:17:48,041
你好幸運

1216
01:18:35,291 --> 01:18:37,875
還記得那雙涼鞋嗎?就是...

1217
01:18:39,708 --> 01:18:42,458
腳趾那邊有兩朵藍花和一朵紅花的

1218
01:18:44,166 --> 01:18:45,041
不記得

1219
01:18:47,166 --> 01:18:50,249
那是去海靈島度假時媽買給你的

1220
01:18:50,250 --> 01:18:51,458
你記得的

1221
01:18:52,250 --> 01:18:54,915
我嫉妒到憋氣憋到自己暈倒

1222
01:18:54,916 --> 01:18:58,249
爸對我和你火冒三丈
他把我們趕出去,要我們用走的

1223
01:18:58,250 --> 01:18:59,749
把我們趕下車

1224
01:18:59,750 --> 01:19:01,125
然後是康納

1225
01:19:01,791 --> 01:19:04,249
他很不舒服,吐在海倫頭髮上

1226
01:19:04,250 --> 01:19:06,458
我們只好回去一趟,也買一雙給我

1227
01:19:06,958 --> 01:19:10,958
對...我記得

1228
01:19:13,458 --> 01:19:15,791
然後我們就有一模一樣的涼鞋了

1229
01:19:17,291 --> 01:19:19,125
我們穿姊妹鞋

1230
01:19:25,666 --> 01:19:31,500
後來你的一隻鞋,左腳那隻
掉在沙灘上了

1231
01:19:32,500 --> 01:19:34,374
我們回沙灘,卻遍尋不著

1232
01:19:34,375 --> 01:19:35,708
對耶

1233
01:19:36,333 --> 01:19:39,375
記得我弄丟我左腳那隻鞋嗎?

1234
01:19:43,000 --> 01:19:44,958
現在提這幹嘛?

1235
01:19:46,916 --> 01:19:48,333
因為我並沒有弄丟

1236
01:19:53,083 --> 01:19:54,333
我把它埋了

1237
01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:59,708
- 什麼?
- 我把它埋在75號的花園裡

1238
01:20:00,208 --> 01:20:01,833
因為我想跟你一樣

1239
01:20:10,458 --> 01:20:11,708
聽著

1240
01:20:15,166 --> 01:20:20,458
我知道我想割花你的臉很久了

1241
01:20:26,583 --> 01:20:28,583
但我知道你是大好人

1242
01:20:33,458 --> 01:20:34,875
對不起

1243
01:20:39,458 --> 01:20:41,208
我也很對不起

1244
01:20:59,875 --> 01:21:02,208
想一起煮聖誕大餐嗎?

1245
01:21:04,875 --> 01:21:05,750
想

1246
01:21:07,041 --> 01:21:08,708
那就太好了

1247
01:21:23,125 --> 01:21:24,208
好了

1248
01:21:25,375 --> 01:21:28,041
「百癡」是什麼?

1249
01:21:28,833 --> 01:21:31,499
是白癡,親愛的

1250
01:21:31,500 --> 01:21:33,541
好了,10毫克嗎啡,六月

1251
01:21:34,125 --> 01:21:37,082
會在十小時內慢慢滴

1252
01:21:37,083 --> 01:21:38,333
代表你今晚能睡個好覺

1253
01:21:39,166 --> 01:21:40,708
我待會再回來

1254
01:21:41,208 --> 01:21:44,916
媽,要拼白癡不能用C
根本沒這個詞

1255
01:21:45,791 --> 01:21:47,375
就讓我用偷吃步嘛

1256
01:21:48,541 --> 01:21:50,875
我這輩子太少偷吃了

1257
01:21:53,041 --> 01:21:55,833
老實說,我希望自己能放蕩一點

1258
01:21:56,750 --> 01:21:59,041
可以更常舉止不端,快點

1259
01:21:59,958 --> 01:22:01,708
快點,擺回去

1260
01:22:06,291 --> 01:22:07,125
很好

1261
01:22:15,541 --> 01:22:16,958
你姊還好嗎?

1262
01:22:22,083 --> 01:22:24,125
我們要一起煮聖誕午餐

1263
01:23:02,750 --> 01:23:03,875
媽咪

1264
01:23:34,875 --> 01:23:37,374
幾點了?

1265
01:23:37,375 --> 01:23:39,625
你好啊,瞌睡蟲

1266
01:23:40,583 --> 01:23:43,915
爸,你的啤酒可以拿去冰嗎?

1267
01:23:43,916 --> 01:23:45,582
我把冰箱裡騰出一點空間了

1268
01:23:45,583 --> 01:23:48,750
這...好吧

1269
01:23:49,416 --> 01:23:50,916
我要先小便

1270
01:23:52,500 --> 01:23:53,916
我會再拿去冰

1271
01:24:01,500 --> 01:24:03,915
爸,既然你要上廁所

1272
01:24:03,916 --> 01:24:07,874
可以從那個箱子拿媽媽的聖誕花瓶
順便清洗一下嗎?

1273
01:24:07,875 --> 01:24:09,124
上面有點灰塵

1274
01:24:09,125 --> 01:24:10,833
好...

1275
01:24:11,333 --> 01:24:13,041
我剪了一些冬青,晚點可以插進去

1276
01:24:17,041 --> 01:24:18,874
- 爸
- 怎麼了?

1277
01:24:18,875 --> 01:24:21,083
- 小聲點
- 好,知道了

1278
01:24:36,416 --> 01:24:37,375
小康,康納,等等

1279
01:24:38,166 --> 01:24:39,708
康納,等等

1280
01:24:41,041 --> 01:24:43,832
- 好了啦,小康
- 那是媽媽的聖誕花瓶

1281
01:24:43,833 --> 01:24:46,583
- 我知道...
- 爸,那是我最早有記憶的事

1282
01:24:49,333 --> 01:24:54,124
我媽,你太太,快要死了

1283
01:24:54,125 --> 01:24:56,790
- 對...
- 她馬上就要死了

1284
01:24:56,791 --> 01:24:58,707
你明白吧?

1285
01:24:58,708 --> 01:25:03,040
我看你整天只會睡覺

1286
01:25:03,041 --> 01:25:06,332
講爛笑話跟喝酒

1287
01:25:06,333 --> 01:25:08,374
還有玩填字遊戲

1288
01:25:08,375 --> 01:25:10,915
完全不鳥任何人

1289
01:25:10,916 --> 01:25:14,583
- 小康
- 也不鳥任何事,除了你自己

1290
01:25:15,416 --> 01:25:18,375
我甚至懷疑你沒注意到這是什麼地方

1291
01:25:19,208 --> 01:25:21,458
你真的是可悲至極

1292
01:25:22,041 --> 01:25:24,665
拜託好好陪著媽

1293
01:25:24,666 --> 01:25:26,916
給我清醒一點

1294
01:25:31,041 --> 01:25:32,708
爸,你真的還愛她嗎?

1295
01:25:40,708 --> 01:25:42,291
我要去酒吧

1296
01:26:06,500 --> 01:26:07,708
媽的

1297
01:26:38,208 --> 01:26:40,832
非常感謝!謝謝

1298
01:26:40,833 --> 01:26:42,874
謝謝大家

1299
01:26:42,875 --> 01:26:46,750
接下來要上台的是你們都認識的人

1300
01:26:49,041 --> 01:26:52,540
貝瑞,我爸有來嗎?

1301
01:26:52,541 --> 01:26:54,874
等我一下,小康,我馬上來

1302
01:26:54,875 --> 01:26:55,832
好

1303
01:26:55,833 --> 01:27:01,540
...老博,我今晚要唱一首歌

1304
01:27:01,541 --> 01:27:03,291
叫做《喬治亞》

1305
01:27:04,166 --> 01:27:05,665
是要獻給我太太的

1306
01:27:05,666 --> 01:27:07,625
其實你們有些人可能認識她

1307
01:27:08,833 --> 01:27:10,291
我知道我絕對認識她

1308
01:27:12,791 --> 01:27:14,499
- 總之,她的名字不是喬治亞
- 幹

1309
01:27:14,500 --> 01:27:16,665
她叫六月,月兒

1310
01:27:16,666 --> 01:27:23,000
她今晚沒來,因為...她...

1311
01:27:24,041 --> 01:27:27,707
因為她住院了

1312
01:27:27,708 --> 01:27:33,166
而且她也沒辦法

1313
01:27:33,875 --> 01:27:35,375
再活多久了

1314
01:27:36,541 --> 01:27:39,582
我想唱這首歌是因為

1315
01:27:39,583 --> 01:27:41,290
要讓她知道

1316
01:27:41,291 --> 01:27:44,958
我一直都有點混蛋

1317
01:27:48,458 --> 01:27:50,083
是個爛爸爸

1318
01:27:50,625 --> 01:27:53,540
虧待兒子和...但他們是好孩子

1319
01:27:53,541 --> 01:27:55,083
總之,我...

1320
01:27:56,291 --> 01:27:58,916
這首歌要獻給他們,好,開始吧

1321
01:28:14,791 --> 01:28:16,083
喬治亞

1322
01:28:18,000 --> 01:28:20,208
噢,喬治亞

1323
01:28:23,958 --> 01:28:26,499
我心亂如麻

1324
01:28:26,500 --> 01:28:30,041
這麼一首甜蜜老歌

1325
01:28:30,583 --> 01:28:32,541
讓喬治亞

1326
01:28:33,791 --> 01:28:38,916
縈繞我心

1327
01:28:40,750 --> 01:28:42,875
我說,喬治亞

1328
01:28:43,625 --> 01:28:47,583
噢,喬治亞

1329
01:28:49,666 --> 01:28:53,625
一首屬於你的歌

1330
01:28:54,875 --> 01:28:57,916
甜美清澈

1331
01:28:58,416 --> 01:29:01,124
如同月光

1332
01:29:01,125 --> 01:29:04,125
灑落松林

1333
01:29:10,291 --> 01:29:15,583
手臂張開向我迎來

1334
01:29:17,458 --> 01:29:23,333
目光帶著溫柔笑意

1335
01:29:23,958 --> 01:29:29,874
我在祥和夢境依舊看見

1336
01:29:29,875 --> 01:29:31,791
那條路

1337
01:29:32,291 --> 01:29:35,333
帶我回到你身邊,月兒

1338
01:29:35,833 --> 01:29:39,290
噢,六月

1339
01:29:39,291 --> 01:29:42,833
噢,我的月兒

1340
01:29:45,041 --> 01:29:46,874
我的心

1341
01:29:46,875 --> 01:29:49,875
心亂如麻

1342
01:29:50,375 --> 01:29:53,790
這麼一首甜蜜老歌

1343
01:29:53,791 --> 01:29:56,208
讓我的月兒

1344
01:29:57,125 --> 01:29:59,833
讓你縈繞我心

1345
01:30:00,375 --> 01:30:02,750
讓我的月兒縈繞我心

1346
01:30:32,750 --> 01:30:34,083
好了

1347
01:30:36,708 --> 01:30:38,375
- 加油
- 好

1348
01:30:40,666 --> 01:30:43,707
- 去吧
- 就是這樣,用力推,很好

1349
01:30:43,708 --> 01:30:45,458
很好,好了

1350
01:30:50,000 --> 01:30:51,083
沒問題

1351
01:30:55,458 --> 01:30:56,458
靠

1352
01:31:00,666 --> 01:31:01,833
爸?

1353
01:31:02,541 --> 01:31:03,458
幹嘛?

1354
01:31:05,208 --> 01:31:07,582
這是本來要插在她花瓶裡的冬青

1355
01:31:07,583 --> 01:31:09,165
乾脆就由你送她吧

1356
01:31:09,166 --> 01:31:12,250
- 她一定會喜歡
- 好,謝謝,兒子

1357
01:31:27,083 --> 01:31:29,166
對不起,親愛的

1358
01:31:34,625 --> 01:31:35,999
月兒

1359
01:31:36,000 --> 01:31:38,166
噢,月兒

1360
01:31:39,166 --> 01:31:40,790
月兒

1361
01:31:40,791 --> 01:31:43,125
噢,我的月兒

1362
01:31:43,625 --> 01:31:46,124
這麼一首甜蜜老歌

1363
01:31:46,125 --> 01:31:48,457
讓我的月兒

1364
01:31:48,458 --> 01:31:51,165
縈繞我心

1365
01:31:51,166 --> 01:31:54,332
我說,這麼一首甜蜜老歌

1366
01:31:54,333 --> 01:31:56,540
讓我的月兒

1367
01:31:56,541 --> 01:31:59,250
縈繞我心

1368
01:32:07,500 --> 01:32:10,375
老博,等我過世,能請你獻唱嗎?

1369
01:32:11,500 --> 01:32:12,790
我的月兒啊

1370
01:32:12,791 --> 01:32:15,041
別胡說,你不會死啦

1371
01:32:17,416 --> 01:32:18,791
明明就會

1372
01:32:36,375 --> 01:32:38,291
我親愛的老婆

1373
01:33:05,000 --> 01:33:06,166
小康

1374
01:33:16,750 --> 01:33:18,791
小康,明天是聖誕節

1375
01:33:21,125 --> 01:33:22,207
應該不是,爸

1376
01:33:22,208 --> 01:33:23,583
一定要是

1377
01:33:25,791 --> 01:33:27,500
她撐不到了

1378
01:33:29,375 --> 01:33:31,125
我們得在明天過聖誕

1379
01:33:37,166 --> 01:33:38,166
好

1380
01:33:39,291 --> 01:33:40,166
對

1381
01:33:44,166 --> 01:33:45,540
那祝你聖誕快樂,爸

1382
01:33:45,541 --> 01:33:46,457
什麼?

1383
01:33:46,458 --> 01:33:47,916
過12點了

1384
01:33:50,333 --> 01:33:51,458
對喔

1385
01:33:54,541 --> 01:33:56,166
聖誕快樂,兒子

1386
01:33:58,916 --> 01:34:00,790
請各位聽好

1387
01:34:00,791 --> 01:34:05,082
今天是特別的大日子

1388
01:34:05,083 --> 01:34:07,457
因為今天是聖誕節

1389
01:34:07,458 --> 01:34:08,582
才不是,外公

1390
01:34:08,583 --> 01:34:10,207
下禮拜才是聖誕節

1391
01:34:10,208 --> 01:34:13,915
不好意思,就是今天
今天是你們外婆的聖誕節

1392
01:34:13,916 --> 01:34:17,165
不好意思,你們都愛外婆嗎?

1393
01:34:17,166 --> 01:34:18,540
愛

1394
01:34:18,541 --> 01:34:22,165
這反應也太差了吧?
再一次,你們都愛外婆嗎?

1395
01:34:22,166 --> 01:34:23,582
愛!

1396
01:34:23,583 --> 01:34:25,374
很好,我們要把這次聖誕節

1397
01:34:25,375 --> 01:34:29,332
變成全世界最棒的聖誕節嗎?

1398
01:34:29,333 --> 01:34:31,290
- 要!
- 要怎樣?

1399
01:34:31,291 --> 01:34:33,708
- 要最棒的!
- 非常好

1400
01:34:57,666 --> 01:34:59,833
別害怕,小康

1401
01:35:05,958 --> 01:35:07,625
好好過日子就對了

1402
01:35:11,291 --> 01:35:14,708
做真實的自己就好

1403
01:35:18,458 --> 01:35:20,541
謝謝你當我媽媽

1404
01:35:34,458 --> 01:35:35,832
- 我回來了
- 東西都有買嗎?

1405
01:35:35,833 --> 01:35:36,916
有...

1406
01:35:39,125 --> 01:35:40,500
傑利,鵝呢?

1407
01:35:41,083 --> 01:35:42,332
這個嘛,鵝...

1408
01:35:42,333 --> 01:35:43,250
傑利,鵝呢?

1409
01:35:43,916 --> 01:35:47,000
先別發飆,我有更棒的東西

1410
01:35:49,000 --> 01:35:50,208
好嗎?

1411
01:35:52,041 --> 01:35:53,458
來,問我吧

1412
01:35:55,958 --> 01:35:57,332
那是什麼鬼東西?

1413
01:35:57,333 --> 01:36:00,583
這是鵝鴨雞

1414
01:36:01,291 --> 01:36:02,290
什麼?

1415
01:36:02,291 --> 01:36:05,499
就是無骨鴨裡塞著無骨雞

1416
01:36:05,500 --> 01:36:07,040
你在想:「就這樣?」,不只

1417
01:36:07,041 --> 01:36:09,915
這兩隻又被塞進一隻無骨鵝裡

1418
01:36:09,916 --> 01:36:12,665
真的有這種東西,不用客氣

1419
01:36:12,666 --> 01:36:15,749
而且我用兩隻鵝的價錢就買下來了

1420
01:36:15,750 --> 01:36:17,915
也就是買二送四

1421
01:36:17,916 --> 01:36:20,791
知道嗎?誰是購物王啊?

1422
01:36:23,791 --> 01:36:26,166
我愛你,你這個大白癡

1423
01:36:27,791 --> 01:36:30,541
要是有人問我們這是什麼感覺

1424
01:36:31,166 --> 01:36:33,583
我可能無法描述

1425
01:36:36,291 --> 01:36:37,208
對

1426
01:36:37,708 --> 01:36:39,708
等死

1427
01:36:55,500 --> 01:36:56,999
我快餓死了

1428
01:36:57,000 --> 01:36:57,916
對啊

1429
01:36:59,875 --> 01:37:01,708
都還不到11點

1430
01:37:02,208 --> 01:37:04,249
我不敢動,因為會吵醒他

1431
01:37:04,250 --> 01:37:07,291
要吃三明治嗎?我可以去餐廳一趟

1432
01:37:08,166 --> 01:37:10,874
- 好,你有錢嗎?
- 我買回來,我有帶信用卡

1433
01:37:10,875 --> 01:37:12,000
好

1434
01:37:12,500 --> 01:37:13,458
好

1435
01:37:13,958 --> 01:37:15,583
我就待在這

1436
01:37:16,083 --> 01:37:19,540
- 你要爛起司還是爛蝦?
- 都要

1437
01:37:19,541 --> 01:37:20,790
好

1438
01:37:20,791 --> 01:37:22,291
貼紙拿去

1439
01:37:29,708 --> 01:37:30,874
- 你好
- 你還好嗎?

1440
01:37:30,875 --> 01:37:33,374
很好,謝謝關心,我要去買三明治

1441
01:37:33,375 --> 01:37:34,375
好

1442
01:38:03,750 --> 01:38:04,666
你們快點

1443
01:38:09,083 --> 01:38:10,750
媽,有驚喜要給你

1444
01:38:12,291 --> 01:38:13,832
帶你去個好地方

1445
01:38:13,833 --> 01:38:14,791
對

1446
01:38:16,250 --> 01:38:17,790
- 好,準備好了嗎?
- 我推這個

1447
01:38:17,791 --> 01:38:19,083
出發

1448
01:38:21,875 --> 01:38:22,791
這是要去哪?

1449
01:38:24,166 --> 01:38:24,999
小心轉角

1450
01:38:25,000 --> 01:38:27,999
(給海倫和寶寶,外婆筆)

1451
01:38:28,000 --> 01:38:30,290
誰先?牧羊人還是王?

1452
01:38:30,291 --> 01:38:32,290
應該是牧羊人先,再來才是王

1453
01:38:32,291 --> 01:38:34,332
王冠呢?你有王冠嗎?

1454
01:38:34,333 --> 01:38:37,207
幫我看一下他們來了沒

1455
01:38:37,208 --> 01:38:38,457
偷偷看一下他們來了沒

1456
01:38:38,458 --> 01:38:39,832
小班!我們去看看

1457
01:38:39,833 --> 01:38:43,290
外婆來了嗎?
能看到她嗎?她來了嗎?

1458
01:38:43,291 --> 01:38:44,707
她來了嗎?

1459
01:38:44,708 --> 01:38:45,749
沒有外婆

1460
01:38:45,750 --> 01:38:47,082
- 沒人嗎?
- 沒人

1461
01:38:47,083 --> 01:38:48,708
只有一張椅子

1462
01:38:49,791 --> 01:38:50,791
這邊

1463
01:38:51,916 --> 01:38:53,208
電梯開門

1464
01:39:04,041 --> 01:39:05,791
電梯關門

1465
01:39:08,458 --> 01:39:09,665
外婆,給你

1466
01:39:09,666 --> 01:39:11,124
這是我為你畫的

1467
01:39:11,125 --> 01:39:12,416
這是我們的表演

1468
01:39:15,083 --> 01:39:18,625
(安久護理師的票
本日演出,頂樓)

1469
01:39:20,916 --> 01:39:23,249
這頂還這頂是你的王冠?

1470
01:39:23,250 --> 01:39:24,499
這頂是你的,對吧?

1471
01:39:24,500 --> 01:39:26,374
小提,我們得想個辦法

1472
01:39:26,375 --> 01:39:28,124
你得先演羊

1473
01:39:28,125 --> 01:39:30,790
然後快速戴上王冠,可以嗎?

1474
01:39:30,791 --> 01:39:32,124
- 對,先演羊
- 羊

1475
01:39:32,125 --> 01:39:34,000
- 然後戴王冠
- 然後戴王冠

1476
01:39:37,583 --> 01:39:39,250
小提,關掉

1477
01:39:40,833 --> 01:39:42,333
聖誕快樂,外婆

1478
01:39:44,083 --> 01:39:45,832
待在這,我去告訴其他人

1479
01:39:45,833 --> 01:39:47,332
阿飛,驢子呢?

1480
01:39:47,333 --> 01:39:49,457
你們快點,她到了

1481
01:39:49,458 --> 01:39:50,707
- 她到了
- 她來了

1482
01:39:50,708 --> 01:39:52,040
- 她到了
- 準備好了嗎?

1483
01:39:52,041 --> 01:39:55,249
切記,我小時候演《彭贊斯的海盜》

1484
01:39:55,250 --> 01:39:58,708
導演不停強調步調
知道嗎?步調最重要

1485
01:40:00,416 --> 01:40:03,041
- 快點,提波
- 小提,關掉

1486
01:40:05,583 --> 01:40:07,125
驢子呢?

1487
01:40:12,375 --> 01:40:14,332
- 有人看到我的鬍子嗎?
- 鬍子在這

1488
01:40:14,333 --> 01:40:15,957
我的鬍子呢?

1489
01:40:15,958 --> 01:40:17,915
- 比利,我的...
- 好,快點

1490
01:40:17,916 --> 01:40:19,208
- 可以嗎?
- 都好了嗎?

1491
01:40:19,791 --> 01:40:22,000
太爛了,塞進去

1492
01:40:22,500 --> 01:40:23,707
快點

1493
01:40:23,708 --> 01:40:26,250
孩子們為你準備了一個驚喜

1494
01:40:29,916 --> 01:40:31,666
- 艾拉
- 外公

1495
01:40:32,791 --> 01:40:34,750
- 小提
- 怎麼了?

1496
01:40:37,333 --> 01:40:40,290
- 艾拉!我的頭髮
- 我們得做好準備

1497
01:40:40,291 --> 01:40:42,666
外婆,歡迎觀賞《耶穌誕生記》

1498
01:40:44,500 --> 01:40:47,290
「在一座名為拿撒勒的小鎮」

1499
01:40:47,291 --> 01:40:50,582
「住著一位名叫瑪利亞的女子」

1500
01:40:50,583 --> 01:40:55,166
「某日,一位名叫加百列的天使現身
跟她說她將會生下一個孩子」

1501
01:40:55,833 --> 01:40:59,124
「人們都說是奇蹟,無玷始孕」

1502
01:40:59,125 --> 01:41:02,332
無玷始孕,就像這一胎

1503
01:41:02,333 --> 01:41:04,332
沒有啦,我懷胎的過程好玩多了

1504
01:41:04,333 --> 01:41:05,499
海倫,別鬧了

1505
01:41:05,500 --> 01:41:06,707
抱歉

1506
01:41:06,708 --> 01:41:07,624
總之

1507
01:41:07,625 --> 01:41:12,625
「瑪利亞和約瑟來到伯利恆生孩子」

1508
01:41:16,875 --> 01:41:21,124
小毛驢,小毛驢

1509
01:41:21,125 --> 01:41:24,249
在塵土飛揚的路上...

1510
01:41:24,250 --> 01:41:25,290
比利,騎上去

1511
01:41:25,291 --> 01:41:29,582
必須埋頭向前

1512
01:41:29,583 --> 01:41:36,041
你肩負著寶貴職責

1513
01:41:40,750 --> 01:41:42,291
是誰?

1514
01:41:43,000 --> 01:41:44,040
先生,你好

1515
01:41:44,041 --> 01:41:45,790
我太太有孕在身

1516
01:41:45,791 --> 01:41:46,874
恭喜

1517
01:41:46,875 --> 01:41:48,500
有空房嗎?

1518
01:41:49,500 --> 01:41:52,041
現在是聖誕節,我們客滿了

1519
01:41:52,541 --> 01:41:54,540
但你要的話可以在馬廄過夜

1520
01:41:54,541 --> 01:41:58,165
那裡有點漏風,但應該還可以

1521
01:41:58,166 --> 01:41:59,416
多少錢?

1522
01:42:00,458 --> 01:42:02,707
十塊...舊錢

1523
01:42:02,708 --> 01:42:04,499
- 我晚點再付錢
- 一言為定

1524
01:42:04,500 --> 01:42:06,499
來吧,瑪利亞,馬廄裡舒服又暖和

1525
01:42:06,500 --> 01:42:08,708
你可以躺下休息一下

1526
01:42:09,750 --> 01:42:12,500
約瑟,寶寶要出生了

1527
01:42:13,916 --> 01:42:15,749
專心,你可以的

1528
01:42:15,750 --> 01:42:19,416
振作點,瑪利亞,用心,加油

1529
01:42:20,791 --> 01:42:21,874
深呼吸

1530
01:42:21,875 --> 01:42:24,957
加油,用力

1531
01:42:24,958 --> 01:42:28,416
用力!

1532
01:42:31,083 --> 01:42:32,750
要幫他取什麼名字?

1533
01:42:33,666 --> 01:42:37,125
就叫...耶穌怎麼樣?

1534
01:42:37,708 --> 01:42:38,875
不錯哦

1535
01:42:39,375 --> 01:42:43,707
同時,美若天仙的天使加百列

1536
01:42:43,708 --> 01:42:46,374
找到了牧羊人和三賢王

1537
01:42:46,375 --> 01:42:49,457
- 牧羊人?賢王帽
- 帶他們去見耶穌寶寶

1538
01:42:49,458 --> 01:42:51,665
他們送他一些黃金...

1539
01:42:51,666 --> 01:42:52,707
乳香...

1540
01:42:52,708 --> 01:42:54,832
還有沒藥!

1541
01:42:54,833 --> 01:42:56,124
來吧

1542
01:42:56,125 --> 01:42:58,999
來,用力推,快點,這邊

1543
01:42:59,000 --> 01:43:00,415
- 來
- 你看,耶穌

1544
01:43:00,416 --> 01:43:04,625
我們要送你黃金、乳香、沒藥

1545
01:43:07,583 --> 01:43:13,957
平安夜,聖善夜

1546
01:43:13,958 --> 01:43:20,374
萬暗中,光華射

1547
01:43:20,375 --> 01:43:26,208
照著聖母也照著聖嬰

1548
01:43:26,791 --> 01:43:30,915
遠遠在馬槽裡

1549
01:43:30,916 --> 01:43:35,332
無枕也無床

1550
01:43:35,333 --> 01:43:39,457
小小主耶穌

1551
01:43:39,458 --> 01:43:43,999
睡得很安詳

1552
01:43:44,000 --> 01:43:48,540
眾星照耀著

1553
01:43:48,541 --> 01:43:52,540
主安睡處所

1554
01:43:52,541 --> 01:43:56,749
小小主耶穌

1555
01:43:56,750 --> 01:44:01,332
睡在乾草上

1556
01:44:01,333 --> 01:44:05,707
牲群低聲嗚

1557
01:44:05,708 --> 01:44:10,582
聖嬰忽驚醒

1558
01:44:10,583 --> 01:44:14,790
小小主耶穌

1559
01:44:14,791 --> 01:44:18,874
卻無啼哭聲

1560
01:44:18,875 --> 01:44:21,250
- 爹地
- 時候到了

1561
01:44:28,583 --> 01:44:29,958
我沒事

1562
01:44:40,750 --> 01:44:41,708
月兒

1563
01:44:49,666 --> 01:44:51,083
月兒

1564
01:44:51,916 --> 01:44:54,416
噢,月兒

1565
01:44:55,166 --> 01:44:57,958
這麼一首甜蜜老歌

1566
01:44:58,458 --> 01:45:00,708
讓我的月兒

1567
01:45:01,625 --> 01:45:04,000
縈繞我心

1568
01:45:05,208 --> 01:45:07,250
我說,月兒

1569
01:45:07,833 --> 01:45:11,125
噢,我的月兒

1570
01:45:11,625 --> 01:45:15,458
一首屬於你的歌

1571
01:45:15,958 --> 01:45:18,833
甜美清澈

1572
01:45:19,625 --> 01:45:24,208
如同月光灑落松林

1573
01:46:11,458 --> 01:46:13,541
(一年後)

1574
01:46:14,125 --> 01:46:15,999
連吃兩年鵝鴨雞

1575
01:46:16,000 --> 01:46:17,708
幾乎已經算是傳統了

1576
01:46:21,375 --> 01:46:25,083
親愛的小寶貝,你好

1577
01:46:25,750 --> 01:46:30,166
希望將來你看到這封信
會覺得我好像似曾相識

1578
01:46:30,666 --> 01:46:33,916
我最想要的莫過於見你一面

1579
01:46:34,708 --> 01:46:37,999
你好美,我知道你一定很美

1580
01:46:38,000 --> 01:46:40,125
我敢說你長得跟媽咪一模一樣

1581
01:46:40,625 --> 01:46:42,915
她是個非常特別的人

1582
01:46:42,916 --> 01:46:45,874
她從不在乎別人的看法

1583
01:46:45,875 --> 01:46:48,415
我一直很欣賞她這一點

1584
01:46:48,416 --> 01:46:51,457
但請幫外婆轉告她

1585
01:46:51,458 --> 01:46:54,040
她真的不該穿黃色

1586
01:46:54,041 --> 01:46:55,291
她一定會聽你的

1587
01:46:57,583 --> 01:46:59,665
真希望我能在場迎接你到來

1588
01:46:59,666 --> 01:47:02,749
但你有很棒的一家子歡迎你

1589
01:47:02,750 --> 01:47:04,665
你阿姨茉莉和茱莉亞

1590
01:47:04,666 --> 01:47:06,249
還有叔叔康納

1591
01:47:06,250 --> 01:47:07,916
永遠都會牽著你的手

1592
01:47:08,416 --> 01:47:10,624
他們無論如何都會愛你

1593
01:47:10,625 --> 01:47:12,541
就像我一樣

1594
01:47:13,375 --> 01:47:14,625
好愛好愛

1595
01:47:15,416 --> 01:47:18,874
我好期盼你認識這個美麗世界

1596
01:47:18,875 --> 01:47:21,166
世上充滿著期待,親愛的

1597
01:47:22,166 --> 01:47:24,250
要留下許多回憶

1598
01:47:24,833 --> 01:47:27,166
美好回憶能讓你永生長存

1599
01:47:27,666 --> 01:47:29,040
就像我一樣

1600
01:47:29,041 --> 01:47:32,750
(外婆)

1601
01:47:38,375 --> 01:47:42,707
對了,記得要傻一點
別把事情看得太認真

1602
01:47:42,708 --> 01:47:44,374
好好笑一笑是很重要的事

1603
01:47:44,375 --> 01:47:46,750
這一點外公會教你

1604
01:47:49,791 --> 01:47:52,166
請告訴媽咪我很想她

1605
01:47:52,875 --> 01:47:55,041
也很以她為傲

1606
01:47:55,625 --> 01:47:58,540
請永遠都要開口告訴她

1607
01:47:58,541 --> 01:48:00,415
你愛她

1608
01:48:00,416 --> 01:48:02,750
這會讓她心花怒放

1609
01:48:10,416 --> 01:48:12,415
我的一生美好圓滿

1610
01:48:12,416 --> 01:48:14,958
光是身為這個家的一分子就已足夠

1611
01:48:16,416 --> 01:48:18,290
那是我最大的成就

1612
01:48:18,291 --> 01:48:20,625
以及我最精彩的冒險

1613
01:48:21,458 --> 01:48:22,666
舉杯

1614
01:48:24,291 --> 01:48:25,375
敬六月

1615
01:48:26,083 --> 01:48:27,040
- 敬外婆
- 敬媽媽

1616
01:48:27,041 --> 01:48:28,291
- 敬六月
- 敬媽媽

1617
01:48:28,791 --> 01:48:29,958
- 敬媽媽
- 聖誕快樂,爸

1618
01:48:31,875 --> 01:48:33,083
愛你

1619
01:48:33,583 --> 01:48:34,540
乾杯,親愛的

1620
01:48:34,541 --> 01:48:36,749
如果你需要我,我依然還在

1621
01:48:36,750 --> 01:48:40,249
就在我過去的回憶中悠閒信步

1622
01:48:40,250 --> 01:48:42,374
來回穿梭

1623
01:48:42,375 --> 01:48:45,333
小班,下雪了

1624
01:48:49,541 --> 01:48:52,332
小天使,我會永遠都在

1625
01:48:52,333 --> 01:48:54,250
心靈深處

1626
01:48:55,333 --> 01:48:57,541
期待我們有朝一日相見

1627
01:48:59,208 --> 01:49:00,541
我愛你

1628
01:49:01,541 --> 01:49:03,208
我愛你們

1629
01:49:06,125 --> 01:49:07,166
再見

1630
01:49:08,083 --> 01:49:09,083
六月

1631
01:53:54,916 --> 01:53:59,916
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