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-[Wolf] Here we go.
-[Piranha] We're already late.

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-Go. Go, go.
-[Shark] Let's move.

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[Wolf] Shh! Just let me do the talking.

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Hey. Hello. [clears throat]

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Uh, hey. Hello. Hey. [chuckles]

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I am Mr. Wolf,
and these are, uh, my associates.

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-[clucks]
-You must be wondering what--

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So we know we're ten minutes late
to our big parole check-in.

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-Twelve minutes. [grunts]
-[chicken squeals]

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What? We're 12 minutes late!

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Mr. Wolf.

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[stammers] Okay, wait, wait, wait!

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Before you make any rash decisions,
let me explain.

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It's actually a really funny story.
[chuckles]

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Funny and very law-abiding.

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[Wolf] We were running early,
so we decided to grab a quick breakfast.

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This is a big day.

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In just two hours,
we'll be officially off parole.

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-Yeah!
-I'm proud of you guys.

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Six months without a single slipup.

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Not even a parking ticket.

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[truck beeping]

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[metal grinding]

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Glad I'm not that guy.

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-[all screaming]
-[Wolf] The valets these days.

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They're so good,
they'll grab your car without even asking.

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[funky music playing]

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So naturally,
we gave 'em an extra generous tip.

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-Hey, what gives?
-[Tarantula] Look, dummies.

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I think it's unplugged for a reason.

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-Got it.
-[blubbering]

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[alarms blaring in distance]

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[screams] My car!

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Are we sure we took the right bus?

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Hold up. There's more than one bus?

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[air brakes hiss]

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[all coughing]

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Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.

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Guys, I gotta go.

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-Ooh, bathroom! Bathroom, bathroom.
-Piranha! Where's he going?

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-Bathroom, bathroom, bathroom!
-Hey!

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[Piranha] Check it
I was hanging out doing my thing

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when out of nowhere, this guy goes crazy
for absolutely no reason.

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-There's a line, chum butt.
-[screams]

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[Piranha] Fortunately,
I'm a master of conflict resolution,

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and I gracefully
de-escalated the situation.

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-What'd you call me?
-[Wolf] No, no, no!

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[Wolf] Thanks to him, they rewarded us
with a relaxing mud bath.

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Piranha, what are you smiling about?

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Let's just say
I don't have to pee anymore.

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-Oh! Come on! Seriously?
-Down my leg!

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[Wolf] As Good Samaritans,
we opted for an eco-friendly option:

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a rideshare.

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That's it. I'll handle this.

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-["Zanzibar" plays]
-[body thuds, squelches]

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Nailed it.

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Hey! What do you think--

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[Wolf] Luckily, a kind stranger saw us

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and was nice enough to pull over
and offer us a ride.

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Come on, let's go, go, go!

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-[hisses]
-[ominous music plays]

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Chicken nuggies.

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𝅘𝅥𝅮 Someone wants to find me
Think I'll just stay lost 𝅘𝅥𝅮

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Wanna get your butt kicked?

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-Spit them out!
-[gags]

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-[chickens clucking]
-[tires squealing]

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What the--

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-[horn honks]
-[screams]

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[Wolf] Honestly,
it gets a little fuzzy around here,

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but I do remember taking the scenic route.

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[grunts, screams]

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-[Tarantula] Of, and then there was...
-[Bad Guys scream]

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-[Shark] Was that before the...
-[screams]

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[Snake] Or after the...

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-[grunts]
-[screams]

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-[Shark] Oh, oh! And then...
-[screaming]

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-[Tarantula] Of, don't forget the...
-Don't you quit on me, big guy.

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[Piranha] Ooh, I got one.

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[groans]

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That was a good move.

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-[Wolf] And then...
-[all screaming]

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[groans] Hey, how about that?

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Ten minutes to spare.

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I told you we'd make it.

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[tires screech]

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[thief] Everybody freeze!

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This is a robbery.

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[civilians screaming]

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Aw, come on!

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You know, we could just ignore them.

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[Wolf] And finally, we set
some wayward youths on a better path.

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[thief] Stay calm and no one gets hurt.

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Put the money in the bag.

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Uh, excuse me. Sorry to interrupt.

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We just wanted to say, "Love the outfits.”

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-The Bad Guys.
-No way!

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We're big fans.

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Now, you've obviously
thought of everything.

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Clear escape route,
hack the security cameras.

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Even this one behind the fake plant?

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Cut the silent alarm.

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You did cut the silent alarm, right?

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-[chuckles] Yeah.
-Right. Of course.

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-[gulps] But hypothetically...
-If we didn't?

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[sucks air through teeth]

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You know what? I wouldn't worry about it.

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Cops won't be here
for another 12 seconds... ish.

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[both screaming]

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I believe this belongs to y--

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[explodes]

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So, yeah. That's, uh,
pretty much what happened.

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More or less.

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[sighs] Fascinating story.

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The point is, ma'am,

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we are serious about
turning our lives around.

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Well, you convinced me.

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-[Shark] Yes! It's happening!
-[Tarantula] All right!

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-[Piranha] Nice work!
-[worker] However,

119
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you should probably tell this
to your parole officer.

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What you say? What now?

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[sighs]

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This is the post office.

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It happens all the time.

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This is South Main Street.

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The parole office is on North Main Street.

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Good luck.

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Uh...

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Good to know.

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[funky music plays]

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𝅘𝅥𝅮 Stop 𝅘𝅥𝅮