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(clock ticking)

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(clock bell chimes)

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Well, we all know why we're here.

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Do we?

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Don't we?

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- I don't.
- Do you?

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Well, I'm here to...

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No - why he's here...

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Okay, gentlemen.

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Some clarification.

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We're all here to discuss
your late grandmother,

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Dorothy Pamela Elizabeth Woodley's

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estate.

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Right, okay, so, again...

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Why is he here?

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Well, a month ago, Mrs Woodley

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updated her final wishes.

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Does my dad know about this?

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Yes, your father's been informed,

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but as you know,
he doesn't live in the country.

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- Yes, I'm actually well aware.
- And hasn't for ten years.

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Oh, we're keeping a tally.

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So, I am the sole executor
of your grandmother's will.

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Right, I understand all that, but...

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updating it...

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now...

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all of a sudden...

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Bit suspish, no?

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I mean...

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she was obviously losing her marbles.

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I can assure you
that Mrs Woodley's marbles

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were very much intact.

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Excuse me, Mr Dickie.

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Just Dickie.

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Sorry, Dickie...

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I'm just...

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Was just a friend.

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I don't... I'm not here to...

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Oh, come on,
do you really expect us to believe

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that you're...
- Gentlemen!

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Please...

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Out of respect for your grandmother,

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I suggest that you listen...

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very carefully.

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(clears throat, sniffs)

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"I devise and bequeath my property,

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both real and personal
and wherever situated

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as follows..."

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(light music)

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(kettle whistling)

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(radio play in background)

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- JESSICA: Say it, Tom.
- TOM: I'm also in love with Philip.

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- Philip?
- Yes, Philip.

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Who's Philip?

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Philip, the milkman.

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(Dorothy laughs)

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I'm so sorry, Jessica.

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(Dorothy laughs)

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(sighs)

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(doorbell ringing)

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Oh, for fuck's sake.

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(doorbell ringing)

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DOROTHY: I'm coming!

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I'm coming!

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- Yes?
- Sorry to bother you,

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my football went into your garden,
I think.

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You think?

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Or it did?

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I think it did.

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It either did, or it didn't.

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It sort of went in on an angle,
so it could've gone next door.

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I see.

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And who's to blame
for this lousy shot?

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That would be me.

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Could you open a tin of prunes

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better than you can kick a ball?

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Well, you'd better come in.

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You'll have to ignore the mess,
I'm afraid.

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Cleaning is not how one intends
to spend one's final days.

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Oh, I'm so sorry.

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For what?

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That you're...

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Oh, I'm not dying.
(chuckles)

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Well, not just yet.

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Though, at 87,
I suspect it won't be too long.

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(chuckles)
I suppose at your age,

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you don't really think about it.

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Well, I don't particularly think
about death much.

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It's the getting there
that's tedious.

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Go through.

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And the thought of having some
stranger have to wipe your...

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(cuckoo clock chiming)

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Good grief, is it that time already?

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(sighs)

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I must have these every day,

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otherwise, my bowels go into
a complete standstill.

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(can opening)

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Oh, my!

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You're a dream.

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I mean, really.

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Muscles of steel, look at you.

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(chuckles)

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Thank you, uh...

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JJ.

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JJ...

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So handsome they named you twice.

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(chuckles)

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I must get that key...

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I rarely use it these days.

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Honestly, I don't remember
the last time I went into my garden.

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Good job, really,

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if random balls keep coming
through my back door.

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(poignant music)

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DOROTHY: Goodness,
it is overgrown here.

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(music swells)

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You know, I haven't been out here
for ages.

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The birds, do you hear them?

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So lovely.

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(clattering from other room)
Good grief, is it March already?

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Must get some bird seed,
they really do need feeding.

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(kettle whistling)

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It's mating season, you see.

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So they're all just bonking.

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(thud)
(music stops)

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The birds.

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That's all they do.

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Bonk.

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They've turned my loft
into a knocking shop.

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I, I should go.

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But I've only just put the kettle on.

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Oh...

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JJ: Sorry.

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One should never apologise

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for an interest in literature.

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I've been collecting plays for...

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goodness, well over 50 years.

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My late husband and I always
supported the arts, you see.

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Donating to various theatres.

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Helping young actors through RADA.

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RADA?

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The Royal Academy.

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Drama school.

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The very best there is, actually.

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I do drama at school.

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Oh, a budding actor.

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Oh, no, no, no, it's...

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just a, uh...
- A what?

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A hobby.

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A hobby?

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Knitting's a hobby,
or being a life model.

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Oh, although I don't know
why anybody would want

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to have their fanny drawn.

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But... treading the boards...

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It's not something I think about
as a...

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you know...

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career.

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My, my parents want me to be
a footballer.

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A footballer?

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Like my brother.

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(gasps)
The fact that your ball

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is currently nestling in my wisteria

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doesn't bode well.

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I mean, really?
(chuckles)

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Read something for me.

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- Really?
- Please.

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Anything.

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That black book, in the middle.

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Fetch it.

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What's it about?

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It follows a group of young men,

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in New York, in the 80s,

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during that terrible pandemic.

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All 'friends of Dorothy'.

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Who's Dorothy?

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Dorothy, from The Wizard of Oz.

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Played by Judy Garland.

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You've heard of Judy Garland?

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Blimey O'Reilly.

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(exasperated laugh)

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Oh, okay, well...

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In the film, Dorothy has a group
of friends, male friends.

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They're all...

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a bit...

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different.

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Right...

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Try it from there.

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Well, go on.

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Finally...

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after years of fighting against it...

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after a lifetime of shame...

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to hold you in my arms...

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delighting in his body...

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(poignant music)

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in your smell...

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in my skin...

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in your warm breath...

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on my shoulder.

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I love you,

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Henry.

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And to know the peace that comes
from finally telling the truth...

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about yourself...

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about your heart.

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Fucking hell.

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I've got to go.

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Wait a minute!

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Wait!

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Maybe there's a play you'd like
to borrow?

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Good.

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It's in your bag.

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See you same time tomorrow
for pruning?

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I didn't get your name.

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(light suspenseful music)

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It's Dorothy.

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(playful music)

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(clock ticking)

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(cuckoo clock chiming)

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(doorbell rings)

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(kettle whistling)

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(cuckoo)

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(doorbell rings)

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She'd come again,

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and with a greedy ear,

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devour up my discourse.

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(cuckoo)

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(doorbell rings)

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...'twas passing strange,

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'twas pitiful.

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(cuckoo)
(doorbell rings)

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(music swells)

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(music grows calmer)

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(birds chirping)

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(music fades)

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(shop door chime)

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(music plays in background)

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(doorbell rings)

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We're not interested.

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DOROTHY: Is that you, JJ?

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I was just dusting my books.

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You need a cleaner, Dozza.

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I keep telling you.
- I don't want somebody

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rummaging around my unmentionables.

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This is Scott, my grandson.

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So, you're a friend of Dorothy?

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Ah, uh, uh...

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JJ's a gift from the gods.

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He's been a huge help to me.

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- Oh yeah?
- He wants to be an actor.

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I bet he does.

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So, you, uh, come round here often?

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Every day.

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Every day!

252
00:14:00,708 --> 00:14:01,708
Wow!

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Besties, then.

254
00:14:03,083 --> 00:14:05,333
More than I can say about you
and your father.

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00:14:05,458 --> 00:14:07,458
And uh, you have actual friends?

256
00:14:08,208 --> 00:14:09,417
- What?
- You know.

257
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Friends your own age.

258
00:14:10,917 --> 00:14:13,333
What's age got to do with the price
of squid?

259
00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:14,417
It's fish.

260
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What's fish?

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You said 'squid'.

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Who gives a...
(phone ringing)

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Yep.

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Fuck me up the bum!

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You're actually joking.

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Oh, you're not, actually?

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00:14:26,958 --> 00:14:29,458
Uh, yeah, I'm literally
on my actual way.

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- Good news?
- I've got to run.

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No more dusting your bloody books.

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(kiss)

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And uh, think about the place
that shall not be nameth.

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(door shuts)

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What place is he talking about?

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A place one goes to when one can't
wipe one's own arse

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anymore.

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For your information,
I am not at that stage yet.

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But...

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you see, JJ, when one gets to my age,

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one becomes a... a burden, of sorts.

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People don't realise you still have
a soul

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that needs to be nourished.

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I don't mind being alone.

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But I do need company,

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and companionship.

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Most people my age die alone,
undiscovered,

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for weeks, months even.

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(chuckles)

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My neighbour, Ian, was found naked,

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face down in a bowl
of alphabetti spaghetti.

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Why was he naked?

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I don't really know!

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Um, that's neither here nor there.

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The point is that after
my husband died,

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my son moved to the other side
of the world

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to live his life.

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And sadly, through the years,

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he made...

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no space for me in it.

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He no longer knows who I truly am.

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Maybe he never did.

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So, he sends...

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dear Scott to fill in the gaps.

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I'm nearly 87, JJ,

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and having you here,

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helping me with my daily comings
and goings,

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and I don't just mean my bowels.

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(sighs)

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No one could possibly imagine

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what it means to someone like me.

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My...

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my body...

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(sombre music)

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...is failing me.

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But my mind...

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(sighs)

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You've...

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made it...

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live again.

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You see me.

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Yes.

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That's it.

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Perhaps you are the first person...

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ever...

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truly...

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to see me.

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And you see me.

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(music rises)

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(music fades)

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"To my son, Peter Woodley,
I give my residential home

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at 1 Martlett Avenue, absolutely.

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To my grandson, Scott Woodley,

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I give the sum of £50,000."

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SCOTT: Oh, thank Christ for that.

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Bloody hell, you actually had me
worried there.

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God.

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Well, go on.

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What's he nabbed, then?

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"To JJ Bello,

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I give my entire play collection,

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most importantly,

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my copy of The Inheritance

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by Matthew Lopez.

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Oh, for God's sake, all this bloody
fuss over some dusty old books.

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Typical Dozza, always bringing
the theatrics, eh?

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Right? Well, if there's nothing else,
I've got to skedaddle.

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Nice doing business with you both.

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Well, obviously not actual business,
but,

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you know...

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(door opens)

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Thank you.

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Oh, JJ, Dorothy left a note

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saying you might need to revisit
Act 2, Scene 1.

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Whatever that means.

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(footsteps)

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(door closes)

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{\an8}(poignant music)

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(music swells)