I get tons of questions about my French tic.
Goddamn!
Ha!
It means "My name is..."
My name is puta.
Whore. My name is whore.
Yes, croissant.
'Cause that makes total sense.
Goddamn!
That's my tic.
[Julie] Guys, oh my gosh!
[Allen] Look, Toots, he's, uh...
We don't know what we're eating for food
at the wedding, but the dogs are in cars.
[Baylen laughs]
Our wedding is literally right around the corner,
and we don't have anything to show for it
besides choosing the venue.
We've done zero.
-Are you confused as to... -Nevermind.
...everybody else's, like, division of labor with
giving us responsibilities?
Sammi had a responsibility
for the bachelor-bachelorette party,
and it didn't end up working that way.
And now I don't even know if she's coming.
[Sammi speaking]
Colin reached out three times.
I reached out.
No.
[cheering]
[Baylen] Take a dick, Bo!
-Can I talk to you real quick? -[Colleen] Sure.
As much as I try to stay out of sister drama,
Sammi didn't just drop the ball.
Sammi never even picked it up.
I think it's really gotten
to the point where Baylen needs to...
She needs to make a change.
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ [indistinct lyrics] ♪
[Burke] Hey now!
-[indistinct] -Oh!
-[grunts] -[laughing]
-[indistinct] -[bleep] yeah!
That's Austin.
We are in Asheville, North Carolina,
for our joint bachelor-bachelorette trip.
I'm so excited to just relax.
I've already told him, I'm like, we can't be doing,
like, college [bleep], like, jumping off of tables and stuff
when we're drunk, OK? We can't be doing that.
That's how people die.
[larynx squeeze], whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo.
Yeah, I really wanted to talk to you about, like,
Sammi and everything, 'cause for the past
few months, Baylen has really tried to get
Sammi to plan this... -Mm-hmm.
...and she just hasn't been there for her.
And then all of a sudden, we find out
that she's not gonna come here.
So my concern is that Sammi's not gonna be able to...
fully uphold her duties as a maid of honor.
I mean,
if you remember years ago,
a piece of advice that I gave you was like,
expectations and communication.
Those are like the two biggest things.
A lot of times we kind of have expectations in our head
and think that sometimes people are supposed to read
that or like know what that is.
So I think that's the biggest thing is, like,
Baylen communicating her expectations
of what exactly she wants from her maid of honor.
Yeah, I agree with you. I just feel like
something bigger needs to be done.
Well, I think it's, you know, it starts
with the conversation. -Mm.
[Colin] Seeing what Baylen and Sammi
have been kind of going through,
it really helps me appreciate the kind
of relationship that I have with my sister.
She's somebody that has helped me and pulled me out of some,
like, really dark times.
Growing up wasn't the easiest for me.
I struggled with...
emotions and I felt very lost,
but my sister would pull me back to reality and let me know
that, you know, everything's OK.
If it wasn't for her, then I wouldn't be with Baylen
because I wouldn't know who I am
or I wouldn't even be here today.
So I can't really put it into words how much she means to me.
So there's actually something else that I wanted to talk
to you about. -OK.
So for the actual wedding, I'm gonna have Austin give
his speech, but I also want you to give a speech as well,
since you're my sister. Get to writing.
Oh, my gosh. Colin, I'm, like, sweating now.
Like, you just induced so much anxiety.
Oh, my God.
When Colin asked me to give a speech at the wedding,
it was definitely unexpected.
He knows how much I hate public speaking,
so this is gonna be a challenge for me
to kind of take that on,
but also very honored that he feels that strongly.
Whew.
Wow, guys.
I mean, Colin's just, he's my younger brother.
So just taking on that big sister role
and always just
looking out for him and in every single way, like,
giving him advice and helping him through the stages of life.
It's just special.
-Love you, bud. -[Colin] I love you.
[upbeat music playing]
♪ Can't get ahold of me today ♪
♪ Feeling good, I'm in a daze ♪
♪ You wouldn't get it if it hit you in the face ♪
Alright, I got a big breakfast to cook for the girls.
It's the last day at the rental.
Today's plan is the guys are cooking breakfast
for the girls, playing games, and then pack.
-What's up, guys? -What's up, Burke?
-Hey, how's it going? -What up, Burke?
Hey, good morning, brother.
My brother Burke was able to make it
for part of the party, which I'm excited about.
He flew in last night
because he had some delays getting here.
Ready or not, here I come, motherfucker.
[Austin] We putting all this into one thing?
-Two cups of water. -Yeah.
-[Colin] Well, we might have to do separate... -Oh!
-[Burke] 'Sup? -[overlapping] Hey!
Oh, wearing aprons!
-[Eileen] Who made the aprons? -[Colin] Colleen did.
-Oh, I love it. -[Colin] My sister.
They're so good.
I almost drew a line.
I was like, look, I'm your sister.
I don't know if I can do this.
It should have been a little bit lower.
-Oh. -[Colin] I'm just kidding.
[laughing]
OK, who is making us mimosas to start this off?
Yeah, who's bartending?
[Burke] That's Colin.
I like my mimosa with no orange juice.
-OK. -[laughing]
Burke, I'm so glad you were able to make it.
-Of course, Bay, thank you. -I love you.
[Burke] Love you, too.
I just arrived to Asheville.
I live in Tampa, so I had to catch a connecting flight.
There was a little bit of some hiccups there that made it
a little bit more difficult for me to make it
the day before.
And I know there was some other people
who weren't able to make it at all,
like Sammi, with her anxiety of flying and things like that.
It's just too much for her at that point.
So I think Bay and Colin could have picked a little bit more
of a convenient location.
I mean, they have to come five, six hours themselves.
All right, on your left.
-[Eileen] Oh, wow. -[Baylen] Thank you.
-[Eileen] Wow. -Anyone else?
-How's the food, guys? -Delicious.
-It's good. -[Colin] Is it good?
-The pancakes are good. -[Ethan] Are they actually?
Because I feel like it might be undercooked.
They're a little squishy.
The food is questionable.
I think my pancake's raw, but no complaints.
I'm very grateful that the men are making us breakfast.
Let's do a cheers.
Goddamn!
We really hope everybody had a great time this weekend.
-I had a blast. -Everyone can suck a dick.
-Here we go! -[overlapping] Cheers!
To Baylen and Colin.
Look how I'm holding it, like --
For Narnia!
Who's the bartender?
♪ My world is a fantasy ♪
♪ Take a look inside ♪
♪ It's so hard to find ♪
♪ [indistinct lyrics continue] ♪
♪ Burning up, burning up ♪
♪ My world is a fantasy ♪
[Baylen] I'm gonna miss this place.
Since my conversation with Colleen last night,
I have just been thinking about the role of maid of honor.
And it's really important
that Baylen hears what I have to say.
So last night I talked to Colleen, I pulled her aside
and I asked her -- -Sucked Austin's dick.
I asked her to say a speech at our wedding.
-Yeah. -She is my sister...
and... -She's a huge part of your life.
Yeah, she just, uh...
-I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for her. -[Baylen] Yeah.
She's pulled me out of...
so many dark spots throughout life.
And to have someone
in your corner like that,
that you can count on,
just means the world.
And so that's why I want her to be able to...
just talk about our relationship
that we've had and built and grew throughout the years
at our wedding, so...
I love the idea of Colleen
giving a speech at our wedding,
because I know how much Colleen means to Colin.
It's just true unapologetic love
that he deserves.
-She's your rock. -We both have one sister,
and so I know how much Sammi means to you.
And the fact
that these past few months have been so hard
and you're you've just been so heartbroken about it,
it's hard to watch.
So I just...
with Sammi as the maid of honor,
there are some things that need to change.
Colin is the type of person to hold a grudge,
so I'm very nervous to know
what he might suggest about Sammi.
Hm. [bleep] bitch.
So what are you suggesting?
I just want to know why you couldn't be there.
-You guys did choose a very... -Dick.
...remote place for your wedding.
[Julie] The fact's that a third
of Baylen's bachelor-bachelorette party
was not able to make it, if that same scenario happens
for the wedding, Baylen would absolutely be devastated.
With Sammi as the maid of honor, there are some things
that need to change. -Dick!
Are you saying she shouldn't be my maid of honor?
No, that's not what I'm saying.
What I'm saying is I think you and her really need
to sit down and have a face-to-face conversation
with each other.
There needs to be...
expectations and there needs to be communication
of what those expectations are.
And I know you don't like confrontation.
I know you try to avoid it.
I can't avoid this conversation.
[Baylen] I don't like confrontation or having hard conversations
because that's how I was programmed and built,
so I just don't like it.
You can carry that inside.
-OK. -[Baylen] OK.
-And I love you. -[Colin] I love you, too.
[Baylen] And I know my sister is very strong-opinionated,
but this conversation cannot be avoided.
So we're gonna have this conversation
one way or another.
All right, let's go finish packing up, OK?
-Will you get that for me? -Yep.
OK.
-I don't want to leave. -[Colin] I know.
♪ [remixed vocals] ♪
♪ They can see what they wanna see ♪
♪ Oh, oh ♪
♪ [indistinct lyrics] ♪
♪ I'll keep being me, they keep being they ♪
♪ They can leave when they wanna leave ♪
♪ Oh, oh, they can leave ♪
♪ And you can tell 'em that Imma keep being me ♪
Now that we're back
from our bachelor-bachelorette party,
I know that I can't put off the conversation
that Colin's been wanting me to have with my sister, Sammi,
because the tension's just gonna keep building between us,
and it will never get resolved.
Sammi sucks a lot of dick.
[short whimper]
[line rings]
What are you doing?
Oh, OK.
Well, I just wanted to call you
because it's been a couple days since the bachelorette trip,
and I just want to know...
a little bit more from your standpoint
so I can understand why you couldn't be there.
It's OK.
Suck dick.
I just don't want to dwell on it.
I don't want it to seem like I'm like, bashing Baylen,
I'm not dwelling on it or anything,
it was both of our faults.
And I completely acknowledge that.
It's just hard with my anxiety and OCD and traveling,
and it's really an inconvenience for anybody
to travel, of course. It was just a mess.
That's all -- it was just a mess.
I know, but really --
But really --
I just think the issue was
us not communicating properly
and me not completely... Goddamn!
[short whimper]
...telling you what I want from you
as a maid of honor, which that's my fault.
We're both kind of...
on the same wavelength here.
Like, we both just really messed up.
I do want to help you clear up some things,
and I made a list
to help you understand kind of what role you have.
[Sammi] Mm-hmm.
To continue not having miscommunication with my sister,
Colin suggested that I lay out expectations for Sammi
moving forward, and I did that.
As my maid of honor, here's the list.
So before the wedding, help coordinate
the bridal shower,
attend dress shopping, be the main point of contact
for my bridal party -- suck a [bleep],
keep the bridal party on tr --
[laughing]
Share schedules, payment deadlines,
and outfit requirements. Confirm travel plans.
Be in charge of fixing my train at the ceremony.
Make sure my dress and veil look perfect walking down
the aisle and hold the bouquet during vows.
Walk down the aisle before the bride.
I don't know why that's on there.
I [bleep] hope so.
I went to Google because,
you know, I'm a first-time bride.
I don't really know what you're supposed to do.
She's like, "Walk down the aisle before me."
Well no [bleep], Bay.
I'd hope I'd walk down the aisle before you.
Like, she's like, "Take my flowers."
Baylen, oh, my gosh.
But also, now I know I'm the middleman
between her and all these bridesmaids.
They're not my friends or whatever, but, like,
[bleep], I'm in charge.
Like, I gotta text all these girls
that I don't even know their name.
It's gonna be a [bleep]show, but it'll get done.
I'll send you the list, but I feel like this call
was great, and I love you so much... -I love you too.
-I love you. -And you mean so much to me,
you're my only sister,
and nothing, nothing will break us.
[Baylen] OK, have a good night.
[Baylen] I know Colin's nervous that Sammi can pull this off,
but I've definitely laid out the guidelines of what I need
from her and my expectations.
So for all of our sakes,
I want Sammi to really shine and prove everybody wrong.
So I just wanted to, like, just, like, let you know,
like, from me and Sammi that we're both sorry
for putting you in the middle.
I don't mind being -- [gasp].
Are you OK?
-We're six months out. -Yeah.
Yeah, but I'm having really bad second guesses about it. -[Colin] Whe shou --
I know it's coming out of the blue,
and Colin might be a little bit upset -- Colin!
[Colin] What the [bleep], Baylen?
[holiday music plays]
♪ Santa's in the zone on the sleigh ♪
♪ Christmas Eve ♪
♪ Yeah he's on the way ♪
♪ Santa's in the zone on the sleigh ♪
♪ Christmas Eve ♪
♪ Yeah he's on the way ♪
I love everything about Christmas.
I love going shopping and decorating,
and all their traditions that come with Christmas.
I love Christmas.
Feliz Navi-dick-off. [short whimper]
-Hi. -Hi.
How was your ride share?
It dropped me off a block away.
I didn't know where to look for you.
But it's fine because we're only 20 minutes away
from where I live, so...
-OK. -And I've wanted to come here for so long.
-[Julie] OK. -Oh my God, Mom, I'm getting that.
-[Julie] OK, let's -- -[Baylen] I'm getting that.
-That's mine. -[Julie] Let's focus.
I asked my mom to come to DC to the Christmas holiday market
so we could do a little bit of shopping and to let her know
kind of how the call with Sammi went.
[short whimper]
-I did it. -[Julie] What?
-I called Sammi. -Oh, good.
I just wanted to know why Sammi couldn't make
the bachelor-bachelorette trip in Asheville. -Mm-hmm.
Just help me understand better...hi.
Hi, what can I get for you?
Can I get hot chocolate
with a lot of whipped cream, please?
[worker] A lot of whipped cream? Yeah, you got it.
-[Julie] I'm gonna do the same. -[worker] Awesome.
-Yeah. -[worker] Here you all are.
-Thank you so much. -Of course.
-[Baylen] Whoo-hoo. -We got napkins there for you.
[Baylen] Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo.
Goddamn!
[short whimper] Bald bitch.
See, I waited, I waited.
-He walked by, he walked by. -You did a good job.
I delay my tics in a lot of scenarios hurt
other people's feelings --
I will either lower my voice and say it,
or I will wait and then say it when they're not there.
No, but there's no lie that there's been a lot of things
that have been going on in Sammi's life,
and I wanted to just get on the same wavelength with her,
and we're both sorry
for putting you in the middle. -Oh, my gosh.
You guys are fine. I don't mind being -- [gasp].
-Are you OK? -[Baylen] Yeah.
OK -- OK. Take your gloves off.
Let me go grab some napkins.
Do you guys have any napkins I could use really quick?
Thank you so much.
When I have the hot chocolate in my hands,
I get the urge to squeeze it and it goes everywhere.
Usually when things like this happen to me in public,
I get kind of frantic and don't really know what to do
because it's kind of like low-key embarrassing.
-Yes, please. -Oh, sure.
[short whimpers]
-Thank you so much. -You're fine.
[Julie] Did that warm you up for a second?
Kind of. No, kind of.
But now it sucks 'cause now I don't have gloves.
-Want some gloves, too? -No, no.
-No. -Thank you.
A lot of shops. I bet you we could buy some.
Yeah. Goddamn!
-Thank you so much. -You're very welcome.
[Baylen] I appreciate you a lot.
I hope you guys have fun here.
[Baylen] Thank you. You, too.
-Thank you. -[Julie] You want me to keep these?
Yeah. Oh, my God.
-What a blessing. -Yeah -- OK.
[Baylen] I am used to people laughing or staring
or being mean to me behind my back,
both in person and on social media.
[short whimper] Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo.
So it makes me emotional.
Because it's not every day that somebody else takes their time
to help -- help me, so...
So there are a lot of good people out there,
like a real lot.
[Baylen] It means a lot to me to know that people
go out of their way to help me,
especially strangers, so...
Oh, look at ornaments, ornaments.
Get an ornament, get an ornament.
-[Baylen] Ooh. -What did, um...
[Baylen] Ooh, I could get this for Colin.
Oh, my gosh.
You could -- let's -- let's look at all of them first.
So, um, what more did Sam have to say
about the bachelorette party?
Basically that the location was terrible.
It was, quote-unquote, in Bumfuck.
-Oh, she said it was bum[bleep], OK. -Yeah.
Which is fine.
Colin's friend Mark couldn't come
because of the -- that exact same reason.
It's good to know that, though.
-It's good to know that -- -Like, moving forward.
Moving forward, like,
I hope...
that it doesn't play out the same way
in regards to the wedding, because you guys did choose
a very... -Dick.
...remote place for your wedding.
Beautiful, but remote, and it does have --
Sorry, I'm just gonna step away from that.
OK, step away. We can move a little bit.
It does have some of the same, um,
issues for people getting there.
To be brutally honest, Baylen's chosen wedding venue
is completely unideal.
The nearest international airport
is 2 1/2 hours away.
It's up a mountain, so there's some shuttling.
You have to get the catering up the mountain.
-There is a lot. -Oh, my Tootie!
-[Julie] OK, the Tootie's good. -[Baylen] We got Tootie.
-[Julie] Tootie's good. -[Baylen] We got Fluff.
I'm not sure that she's totally hearing my questions
or concerns, but the fact that a third
of Baylen's bachelor-bachelorette party
was not able to make it,
if that same scenario happens for the wedding,
Baylen would absolutely be devastated.
There are consequences for any big decision
because it can backfire
if you're not thinking things through.
[Baylen] Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, fuck.
Fucking bitch.
Little does everyone know, they're all getting cussed out.
-[Chris] Cheers. -Cheers.
Great to see you guys again.
Tonight, we're meeting with our wedding planners.
Yeah, so there is something that we did want
to talk to you guys about.
-Uh... -Uh...[clears throat].
♪ Fa, la, la, la, la ♪
♪ Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
♪ Deck the halls with bows of holly ♪
♪ Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
I'm gonna...
-Um, you -- Suck dick.
You know I'm not the best at ice skating. -No biggie.
So I'm gonna give it my try.
If I fall, I fall.
'Tis the season for wieners, little baby wieners.
After hearing my mom's concerns about the wedding venue,
I need some time to really process it all,
and the DC holiday market really put me in the spirit
for Christmas, so we're meeting up
with Bechnir and my mom to go ice skating.
I got these heavy-duty skates.
[Baylen] I really enjoy starting, like, traditions
with you during Christmas time, but I do have a lot of triggers
around the holidays when it comes to my tics.
-Santa. -The Grinch.
The Grinch.
-That's a -- -[Baylen] We're not gonna go through the list.
Ho, ho, ho your ass back to the sleigh,
you fat ass bitch.
That would be about Santa.
-Are you excited? -I am excited.
-I used to love skating as a kid. -Oh yeah.
It used to be my favorite thing to do,
especially when all my friends, we would all meet up and go
to, like, the skating rink on Fridays.
Thank God there's not a lot of people for me to, like,
run over on accident. -[Baylen] OK.
[bleep] them kids.
I've only been, like, twice in my life.
I can go pretty fast until I hit a wall
or something to stop.
"I can go fast until I hit a wall."
I can't stop.
I kind of like these, though.
These got, like, heel support.
[grunts]
Colin really needs to redeem himself.
Colin! After his attempts at sports.
[instructor] Place the fingers behind the back.
What?
-[bang] -Oh!
I hope he's better at golf.
[whoosh, thwack]
-That's in the water. -Alright.
Oh.
What's your favorite Christmas song?
I like Rudolph.
[singing] Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer.
Had a little baby wiener.
[laughing]
Pew, pew, pew. Motherfucker.
I mean...
I shot Rudolph. Sorry.
I was trying to hold that in.
Yeah, it wasn't gonna work out.
Sorry, guys. I did not shoot Rudolph.
[Colin] Well, here they are.
Hi.
Yeah, we're quite freezing.
-OK. -My toes already feel hardened in here.
Hey, you see this rail right here?
The penguin is waiting for me at the entrance.
Colin, you and me are gonna be living there.
You're not much of an ice skater?
-That rail? -I skated, like, two years ago.
[Julie] It's gonna be your best friend.
My mom is gonna be the best skater.
Yeah, probably Julie.
-Yeah. -She's skated the longest.
Are you guys ready to start skating?
-No. -I have to pee.
-I have so much anxiety. -You'll be fine.
When I was in seventh grade, I did attempt a triple salchow
from Kristi Yamaguchi, but I did go down and, like,
break my wrists. -Don't try it today.
Not today, though.
OK, everybody start slow.
-[Bechnir] All right. -Oh, look at Baylen taking off.
-All right, Baylen. -Hold up.
-[Julie] Oh, gosh.
-Wait, stop leaving. -Stop leaving.
Colin, don't leave me.
-Help. -Oh, my God.
Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, fuck.
Fucking bitch.
Fucking bitch of a motherfucker broke ass motherfucker.
Bitch-ass motherfucker. Broke-ass motherfucker.
Fucking bitch.
Little does everyone know they're all getting cussed out.
-[Bechnir] Oh, my God. -[Colin] Oh, this is nice.
[Colin] How did Colin get up there?
Where is he? Oh, because he's got the penguin.
-Do you want one? -[Bechnir] No.
Definitely everyone.
Just Bechnir.
And Colin.
Oh my gosh, Baylen, I almost fell with Frosty.
Can you do this? Ca --
[laughs]
[Bechnir] No. We'll just stick to here.
Like, if I was If I was playing baseball right now,
I'd be winning, of course.
-We're gonna have to put in -- -Those are two different sports.
We're gonna have to put him in some hockey classes.
[laughing]
Are you OK? OK, guys, it's time to go.
[Julie] Everybody's going backwards now.
-Reverse. -[Colin] I'm just now getting the hang of it, come on now.
Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo.
Ice skating was so much fun, but after what my mom told me
at the DC holiday market,
I still have to process and think
about our venue before going and bringing it up to Colin.
Colin!
Feels good to have my feet back.
Once a winter.
That's all you need for skating.
Only once a winter.
Colin is opinionated and very strong-headed,
so I don't know what I'm gonna do.
Take a dick.
♪ I've been good this year ♪
♪ Let's open presents early, wrapping paper everywhere ♪
♪ Give me everything I want ♪
[Baylen] Suck a dick.
Are you excited to put up the Christmas tree?
I am.
[Baylen] This is our first year putting up our own tree,
and we decided to put the Christmas tree
in our bedroom this year
because any way that we're able to prevent the dogs
from knocking or kicking or peeing
on our Christmas tree, the better.
It's very pink. Very pink.
[grumbling]
Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo.
You know I'm bad at doing this, right?
It doesn't take technique, babe.
[Colin] Yeah, it does.
So I did talk to Sammi, and it was a good conversation.
It was a very much needed conversation,
as much as I was scared to have the conversation.
I gave Sammi a list of maid of honor duties,
and moving forward means saying we're going to have
better communication.
I mean, I'm glad to hear that Sammi and Baylen were
able to talk, and I hope that, you know,
there can be better communication.
Little baby wieners.
[Colin] I honestly have no idea if everything will be
smooth sailing from here
or if it will kind of crumble again,
but time will tell.
There we go.
Looks good.
OK, now let's put the lights on.
Pink lights for a pink tree.
Little dick fuck.
-Just the season for weenies. -[Colin laughs]
It's so exciting to know that this is our last Christmas,
but also very cherishing...
It ain't our last Christmas.
I'm not dying any time soon. Fuck.
No, I just -- I just didn't finish.
Like, I want to just cherish it.
It's our last Christmas we have together before we're married.
And then we have every Christmas together, guys.
Yep, there she be.
OK, now we have the ornaments.
OK, I'm gonna give 'em to you, you're gonna put them on the tree.
-Mm-hmm. -OK, we have an ice-cream cone.
Do we not have any ornaments that are, like,
sentimental to us? -Yeah, a pretzel.
OK.
There wouldn't -- there would be no tree.
Colin doesn't really like to buy stuff,
so there would be no decorations on there.
-Yes, there would. -There would be lights.
There just wouldn't be 18 donuts on there.
This is sentimental. It's our favorite food.
-What? -Cotton candy.
Oh.
We have ranch, because we brought ranch
to London.
Santa, ho, ho, hold your ass back to the damn sleigh.
We have an alpaca. We got another alpaca.
[laughing] We have maybe another.
I think we have enough alpacas on the tree already.
-Baylen, there's already three. -Wait until we have a yard.
There'll be 18 blow-up alpacas in the front of it.
No.
No...no.
I can promise you, that's a yes.
I didn't make that purchase.
This one's sentimental.
Our first Christmas engaged, 2024.
Oh. Sorry.
So there's something I want to talk to you about.
I was talking with my mom at the market when we went
about going on our bachelor-bachelorette trip
and finding out that there's a lot of people
that can't go because the location.
Have you given it a thought that maybe our location's
in a bad place for our wedding?
I don't think it's in a bad place.
Every wedding is not gonna have everybody show up.
There's a lot of variables that go into it,
like going back from what Shannon said
forever ago with us being venue-broke.
I fell in love with the wedding venue
as soon as I saw it,
but I've just been doing a lot of thinking
about what my mom said
because it's in such a remote location.
And if history repeats itself
and people don't show up to the wedding
the same way they didn't show up
for the bachelor-bachelorette party,
it'd be very disheartening.
And plus, we have to pay travel fees for the caterers
and all of the vendors because it's so remote.
I decided that I would bring it up to Colin now
because it's laying on my heart, and I want to be able
to tell him before it's too late.
What if we change our wedding venue?
What the [bleep], Baylen?
We're six months out from our wedding date,
I already am feeling like
we're behind on all of this wedding planning,
and now Baylen's like,
"Hey, what about changing our venue?"
We've already put a deposit down, but yeah --
but sure, let's just start over. Yeah, let's start over.
What if we change our wedding venue?
We're six months out from our wedding.
I know it's coming out of the blue, and Colin might be
a little bit upset -- Colin!
But my main priorities right now is to make sure
that we have as many people there celebrating us
on our wedding day as possible
while totally not blowing our budget.
If we had it at a different place
where everything was on site,
we wouldn't have to pay for transportation.
I mean, I don't know.
There is that other outdoor-indoor wedding venue
that's closer to us that might work.
Oh, it's like romantic.
-[Colin] This is sick. -[Baylen] This is insane.
So, we do all kinds of things.
We have a late-night bites list that has chicken and waffles.
It has cupcake bar. It has the fry time.
For our guests, where is the closest place
for them to stay? -Here.
There's an airport an hour away
instead of two and a half hours away,
and it's an international airport.
But at the end of the day, like...
-We're six months out. -Yeah.
With a date already picked
and a venue already picked. -Yeah, so...
But I'm having really bad second guesses about it.
Talk to the wedding planner. That's all I got to say.
[exhales]
♪ I'm so tired of going back and forth ♪
♪ I'm so tired of going back and forth with you ♪
♪ With you ♪
You excited to meet Shannon and Chris?
-Yeah, I'm excited to see them. -Yeah.
-Really excited. -Got a lot of stuff to talk about.
[Baylen] Tonight we're meeting with our wedding planners.
[Colin] And there's still a lot of stuff
that we have to lock down for the wedding.
And now we have to ask them if we can change our venue
on top of everything else.
I've been thinking about it, and I definitely see
Baylen's point regarding the location. -[short whimpers]
So I definitely want to get Shannon's perspective
on the whole -- the whole change and everything.
Hey guys, how are you?
-[Baylen] Hi, it's nice to see you. -Have a sit.
-You too, you look so cute. -Oh, thank you.
-We ordered some food. I hope that was OK. -[Colin] Yeah.
-Food is always fine. -I mean,
we ordered drinks 'cause that's always fine too, so...
-Mm-hmm. -Cheers.
-Great to see you guys again.
No.
Six months out? Absolutely not.
No.
[Shannon] We like to have most of the logistics
figured out by now, but there has not been
a ton of progress made with Baylen and Colin
since the last time we saw them.
They haven't been doing a whole lot.
It makes us feel a little bit nervous.
[bleep] face.
Let's get into it, 'cause we've got a lot
of things to do in a short period of time, right?
Really, we have to kind of take care of all of our guests,
because this essentially is a destination wedding.
We have all of these aspects that we need to worry about,
the transportation, the hotels.
-We've definitely locked in your hotel box. -Yeah, we've got a bunch of --
[Chris] So we're ready to start moving on transportation.
Get all your guests from the hotels
up to the wedding venue.
Shannon and Chris start talking about all the stuff
that they've been doing behind the scenes,
and just internally for, I don't know about you,
but for me, I'm sitting there and I feel like shit. -Guilty.
-I feel guilty. -[Colin] Yeah.
They're sitting here saying, "Hey, we've done all this."
And then we know that we're about to ask them to basically
scratch all that and restart.
-[Shannon] So obviously the next biggest... -Dick.
The next biggest vendor we need
to get squared away is catering. -Yeah, so...
-That dick. -...there is something that we did want
to talk to you guys about.
-OK. -[Colin] We want to...
see how you guys feel about a venue change.
Venue change.
-Uh... -Uh...[clears throat]
-Wasn't expecting that. -Right, yep, OK.
[Shannon] We are shocked hearing about a venue change.
Most clients absolutely do not
change their venue six months out.
After talking with a few friends...
After our bachelorette trip.
-[Shannon] OK. -Yeah, that weren't able to make it to
the bachelorette trip, um...
Where we're having our wedding at is kind
of a far distance for a lot of people to travel.
A little too remote.
And with the closest airport
being two and a half hours away,
makes it... -It's not easy.
[Colin] Right.
With the remote location, we've already started to see
some challenges as we've been beginning to plan,
but we are six months out from the wedding.
Most venues are booking two years out,
so this could be challenging.
So before touring The Seclusion, we actually toured
another outdoor-indoor wedding venue.
They have on-site stays for our guests.
So it's kind of like a compound.
They have in-house catering,
which I know would make it... -[Shannon] OK.
...a lot easier on you guys.
The only caveat to it is that it's farther away
from my family.
That's a tough situation, of course.
Um, the other, kind of,
sticky situation is the venue that you've already put down
a pretty big deposit on.
Yeah, we're just gonna lose out on it.
I'm gonna tell you, that's gonna be gone.
-[Colin] Yeah. -Yeah, so we have to kind of look at
if this place has dates available,
and then what's the pricing?
If we did end up changing the date,
we would also have to look at our schedule
to make sure that we are also still
available since we're six months out.
-Yeah, because we have no idea. -Yeah, that's smart.
A venue change would be an absolute scramble.
We've got a big, you know, to-do list
potentially ahead of us, and we need to just, kind of,
dive in and figure out if we're moving forward.
So our game plan will be that we'll reach out,
and we'll see if there's any dates available for you guys. -[bleep [bleep] mouth.
-OK, thank you so much. -[Colin] That works.
-Yeah, thank you. -Thank you guys.
-I mean, guys, six months. -To basically restart.
Leaving this meeting,
I am extremely anxious to know what is to come
because there's a lot of unknowns
and a lot of things that could go wrong.
We want our dream wedding so badly,
but we're gonna be lucky
to even get a wedding at all at this point.
I love Christmas.
Ho, ho, ho, your ass back to the sleigh,
you fat-ass bitch.
-Wind it up. -Why do you have to call Santa a fat-ass bitch?
Ho, ho, ho, yourself back to the sleigh,
you fat-ass bitch.
[whispering] I have no idea.
[Allen] Tonight, I'm bringing Bechnir with me for a little
top-secret mission. -[Bechnir] Oh, those are shiny.
-Looks like a choker. -[laughing]
OK, wait, OK, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
-[Julie] What's the matter? -[Baylen] We have...
some very important news that we need to tell everyone.
-Oh my gosh, is it another surprise? -Oh, boy.
What bomb's about to drop? What are we doing now?
Here we go.
[bleep] an A.