Everybody, I'm sitting here having my favorite food.
McDick. Ba-da-ba-ba-ba!
I have a nine-inch penis.
McDonald's is my favorite food, OK?
It's my favorite food, other than a grilled cheese.
Grill that dick off. Goddamn.
You know how we've been talking about me doing
an internship for real estate? - Mm-hmm, with Josh.
My friend Josh has already offered me an internship with
his real estate company, but we would
have to move to Myrtle Beach.
We'd have to be moved by one month after the wedding.
That's crazy.
How are you going to, like, emotionally prepare
for this move? - I have no idea.
Although I am very supportive of Colin's career change,
I'm also just scared of the unknown and not really
having a huge support system down there.
Baylen did give us this update about moving to Myrtle Beach.
Colin hasn't even had, like, the actual stamp of
approval, but they're still going about things as if
it were 100%.
Because of Baylen's mental health...
A move eight or nine hours away is a huge concern.
Where I'm at right now with my tics isn't really where
I want to be when we start having kids. - Mm-hmm.
But endometriosis can really mess up
the ability to have kids.
It just, like, worries me because I want to
have kids so badly.
Between 30% and 50% of women
who have endometriosis are infertile.
I threw my pills away yesterday.
I was, like, frantically cleaning.
Yeah.
There has been other occasions
where I forgot my meds or left them somewhere,
but for shorter periods of time,
but nothing like this.
Not having these pills when we go to Myrtle
could be a disaster.
Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo.
Fucking bitch.
- It's not that bad. - I know, but I'm nervous.
The line just keeps getting longer.
Goddamn. Goddamn.
Bald bitch, you're fucking bald.
Oh, my God.
The airport is always a fun little game.
One minute, we get there early, there's no people,
everything's fine, there's no TSA line.
The next thing, there's a lot of people, there's crowds,
and there's a lot of triggers everywhere.
I'm getting disability assistance.
- I know. - Fucking bitch.
On top of that, I threw out my mood stabilizer
and my sleep pills last night when cleaning,
so this morning's not really off to a great start
because ticcing is exhausting,
and if I don't get enough hours of sleep,
it can just be dreadful on your body.
There is concern behind her doing this trip
with no medicine.
- We're in a small plane. - It's a pedal pusher for sure.
Holy shit.
This is the first trip since London, so my anxiety today
has definitely taken a shot upwards
because with smaller planes,
you just feel everything.
Our pilot is very young.
This guy looks like he just got out of high school.
OK
I may have a tendency...
Yeah.
I may have a tendency to get in my own head,
especially when taking a plane ride.
I tend to think, OK, we're gonna crash and die in
the ocean right here.
- God. - Goddamn.
Fuck that.
We made it.
I just like all the palm trees.
My mood is immediately fixed.
See, I didn't even need my mood stabilizers.
We'll see in about three days.
This makes me so happy.
- Yeah. - This makes me so happy!
As soon as we got into the rental car,
I'm obsessed with Myrtle Beach.
It's just a whole different vibe.
I'm still waiting on a full approval for my internship,
but Baylen and I are preparing for it to be approved
and preparing for the move.
- This is the hotel. - Mm.
How about we change and then hit the ground running?
We just landed shortly ago, and, um...
- Sucking dick. - We're going to be searching the areas
and figuring out where we would love to
settle down and buy a house,
and it's just exciting to be able to take
these big steps with my future wife.
I have a gun!
♪ Take a chance and don't think twice ♪
♪ Take a leap, just roll the dice ♪
I don't think Myrtle likes my hair.
Myrtle isn't super humid,
but it's way more humid than DC.
- I will find you. - Well, babe...
And I will kill you.
- Try it. - Is that unlocked now?
- Fucking, I will find you. - Babe, babe, babe.
- I will kill you. - Babe.
Jesus Christ.
Goddamn!
So I've been here before, and there's two sides to
Myrtle-- the attractions and the beach-- - Dicks!
And the tourism part. - Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick!
- And then there's suburbs. - America!
OK, I want to do both. Call 999-9999
to suck dick.
- Goddamn. - How are you feeling?
I feel fine.
I just am a little bit nervous for the rest of the week.
Up to this trip, the longest I've went without
taking my mood stabilizers
or my sleep pills is probably a day.
It was probably like two years ago, two and a half years ago.
So I would say this is not the trip to go experimenting
without medication, because I don't really know
how I'm gonna be after the first 24 to 48 hours.
They all have golf carts!
We're getting a golf cart, a pink golf cart.
All of these places are so cute!
- That's Myrtle. - So we're going to the touristy parts first.
- Yeah. - OK.
It's feeling very touristy.
I, like, want to get out and walk around.
- OK. - Oh, my God, look at all the people.
Is that a piña colada and a pineapple?
Shake off that dick. I'm already in love.
Now I want everyone to come down here and visit,
and we haven't even moved here.
I love so many things about the beach.
Shops, restaurants, that's all within walkable distance.
I don't drive with my Tourette syndrome.
- I have Tourette syndrome, stupid.
And it would be really nice to have the walkability of
a dog park or maybe grocery store.
Should we go explore some residential and the suburbs?
Yeah. Oh, my mom's calling me.
- Oh. - Hey, Mom.
What are you doing?
The flight was fine. We were on pedal pusher, um...
Yeah, the landing was a bit questionable.
But it was like 45 minutes. So like, I can't complain.
- OK. - Currently going around the area right now--
Gay Dolphin.
- And we're not-- we're current-- - OK.
That's not the area-- we're currently going around Myrtle.
And it's just like, we love it so much.
Um, however...
I accidentally threw out my medication
when I was frantically cleaning.
- That's-- - So I'm currently off my medication right now,
both of them, before I can get it refilled.
How is this even feasible that you are thinking in all
rationale of your mind that you are going to go
several days without your medicine?
Because I think they're almost, like, back-burnering it
and not making this as big of an issue
tells me that you're not making it a priority.
Yeah.
Knowing that Baylen and Colin decided together to move
forward on this trip without her medicine makes me
feel pretty uncomfortable.
Baylen, you are responsible for your mental health.
And if you're not, then I need your partner to be.
I am a little scared, so I'm really glad that you brought up
to me to see about getting it to a pharmacy sent here,
because that could be really smart.
Yeah.
Mm...
He's been through this with her,
so he's not about to let anything bad happen to Baylen.
He will make sure that the fix is in action.
- Alright. - OK, I love you, Mom.
I'm going to text my doctor right now.
OK.
If I had to guess, my mom's probably thinking,
"What the heck, Baylen?"
Like, "I know accidents happen, but what the heck, Baylen?"
Butter your own biscuit, fat ass.
- Oh, those are townhouses. - Oh, my God, I love those.
- Yeah, they're very nice. - Very cookie-cutter, though.
It's giving very cookie-cutter.
See? Look it. I don't like that.
- I don't like it either. - Like how it's like their backyard.
Yeah, you're a skip away from the road.
- I don't like that. - Yeah, it scares me with, like, the dogs.
Move, bitch! Puta!
Je m'appelle puta! Oui, .
They're cute.
- This is a beautiful area. - Mm-hmm.
It's got a palm tree on every single door.
Living in a residential area would definitely be,
like, it's a lot more slower-paced,
not a whole lot of people, and--
We have neighbors that we actually get to meet.
- Go to-- - Probably a little safer, too, on the safer side.
Yeah. But I love the beach.
It's one of, like, the happiest places to be, so.
Do you think we could go to the beach and, like,
get piña coladas? - OK.
♪ Boom! The sound of my heart ♪
I can't believe there is people in the ocean right now.
They're definitely from upstate New York.
- Sucking dick. - Yeah.
I like how there's, like, actual waves.
Fucking cunt bag. Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo.
Wait.
- You good?--- yeah.
I'm a little overwhelmed right now, currently.
Fucking bitch.
Being in crowds where there's just so many people is just
never really the best for my condition.
- Fucking bitch. - You all right?
Yeah, can we switch sides?
- You don't want to be on this side? - No.
No, I don't want to, like, swat someone walking that way.
OK.
Fuck off. Fucking bitch.
I do not like this.
I'm glad that we got to experience
what this is like sooner than later.
Maybe the touristy areas aren't really the best
for my condition.
It's just a-live-and-a-learn type of moment.
- I'm really excited to-- - Wind it up.
to look at some houses tomorrow with Josh.
It'll be fun.
Did you let him know kind of, like, what we're looking for?
Yep. I told him three to four bedrooms,
modern, like, open concept.
Bitch!
And then, obviously, having a backyard.
I know to the outside looking in, it might seem crazy that
we're purchasing a house. Goddamn.
But we have a plan in place, and we want a family,
so I reached out to an endometriosis specialist
to see what the odds are of me getting pregnant.
With a dick, a side of dick.
- We're gonna have-- - Take exit right for dick.
I wonder if my doctor answered about my medications yet.
Check.
My sleep medicine says that my insurance coverage
won't fill it until 6-23. That's three months from now.
And then my mood stabilizer is out of stock.
I can't go three months without my pills.
Can you imagine somebody that had diabetes going three months
without their diabe-- they would die.
Let's leave.
That's me-- I would go off that pier right there.
So just making sure that I'm medicated is very,
very important to me, my fiancé, my family,
everyone that probably loves me.
So it's just very, very important that I get
my pills before June. Yeah.
Now I'm gonna cry, so you know I'm very emotional.
- We've got a great size balcony. - Goddamn!
Goddamn!
This decking is composite decking.
- Goddamn. - Very nice.
Goddamn!
I think I need to reconsider that front porch thing.
Yep.
I just got off the phone with Baylen.
Yeah?
She threw her medicine in the garbage.
Well, I think we need to have
a conversation with them about these things.
- Allen's calling me. - What?
- Your dad's calling me. - What does he say?
Hey, Allen.
♪ My world is a fantasy. Take a look inside ♪
♪ It's not hard to find ♪
Oh, my chair came in? You want help?
Yeah.
You're taking out all the pieces? Um...
I just got off the phone with Baylen.
- They fly, huh? - Yeah, they made it, um...
Yeah?
She threw her medicine in the garbage.
Yeah.
She was, like, cleaning, and she threw it in the garbage,
and she still got on a plane to go
to Myrtle Beach. - So she doesn't have anything?
She doesn't have anything.
How long have they been there?
Well, I mean, they've just got there, but she hasn't taken
her medicine since yesterday.
So she's going to be 24 hours soon, right?
Because she takes it at night.
I'm preparing myself for the fact that if she doesn't
get it refilled, that she's about to go backwards.
And when she's in a bad space, we're in a bad space.
Is there nothing under here? Just leave it in here for now?
- Yeah, let's just-- - OK, just leave it in here. There's this.
Listen, forget about this fucking chair right now.
When was her prescription, like, filled?
- Did she tell you, like, how many she has? - I guess she--
she just filled her prescription not too long ago,
so she doesn't think...
I don't know where these go.
She doesn't think she'd be allotted more pills.
Well, she can call her doctor for that.
But they hadn't thought to call the doctor.
That's seriously concerning.
This isn't the first time that medicine has been lost
or misplaced or missing.
This is the cluttered mind-- the "I can't figure it out."
Mental illness is real. Struggles are real.
They are physical.
- And we have to be Baylen's voice. - Yes.
I mean, it's the number one thing
we've been trying to say since they've been together.
I know-- well, this got past both of them,
and all you can do is really hope that
they learned from it.
Can I have that?
The instructions, you know, the thing that guys don't read?
Can I have that?
- There's bigger things to worry about than a chair. - I know--
we can have a conversation and put my chair together.
I can't. I'm just sick to my stomach.
Well, there's nothing you can do about it.
It's just-- I already talked to them.
When are you going to talk to her again?
I don't know. Probably dinner time.
I don't know.
We're always treading on thin ice thinking,
OK, how much do we say versus how much do we hold back?
- Because-- - She will shut you out.
Yeah, she'll shut you out.
She's trying to carve through life and feel very independent.
I-- I just love that she actually brought it up
and talked about it, and she doesn't think that
she's gonna be criticized.
I feel like that's kind of a win.
Baylen is in charge of her own health.
She knows what happens,
but Colin needs to know the severity of it.
Well, I think we need to have a conversation with them
about these things.
They're out there with two-plus days with no medicine
in a place that they have no idea where resources are,
and they haven't really come together for their own solution
to a problem that could have been avoided.
It's the things that keep you awake at night.
- Hey. - Hey.
This is really weird.
But I know it's better for my tics.
This is really weird.
I don't like this.
Babe, you look-- babe, it feels like you're in a ride--
I'm in a ride share.
My name's Colin. I'll be your driver today.
Colin!
I'd rather be screaming out the front.
I know. Try and roll down the window.
There we go. Good.
I will find you, and I will kill you!
Yeah.
- Good. - I'm sitting in the back seat
because there's no child lock in the front,
on windows or doors.
Hi, my name's Dick. I'm serving dick.
Community dick. Microscopic dick.
Deport that dick.
And yesterday when we were driving around,
I was rolling down the window and yelling out
to people that I was gonna kill them.
So it's just safer for me to sit
in the back seat, unfortunately.
You can--
Uh...
OK.
- Fucking bitch. - All right. All right.
Yeah, that's-- oh, babe, don't break it.
Babe, babe, babe, babe.
It's like I'm trapped.
I know it was a little rough this morning.
I don't really feel the best.
Like, I'm very, like, high and then very low.
- Mm-hmm. - I'm not like-- I'm excited
to go look at houses, but a part of me
is just like, I don't know, just sad, so.
Yeah.
Since I took my mood stabilizer,
it's been 36 hours.
One wrong thing, I'm crying.
What would you say?
I can be a bit grouchy.
I don't really know if it's common, but today
I'm feeling it.
I know that Baylen's struggling, but I'm there to
support her every step of the way.
Well, is there any update with your pills-- like, anything?
There is. I got a text that said
that my pills will be here at 3:00 PM.
- I could cry. - Both of them?
- Both of them. - OK.
So my sleep pills and my mood stabilizers.
So I'll be able to get sleep tonight, and I'll be better.
That's good.
It'll probably take a couple days to, like,
rejuvenate, but... - That's a big word.
Stop.
But... I'm just gonna try to do my best today to get through
the house touring.
In order for me to get my pills, I had to fill out
a form, and Dr. Flaherty sent a request
to the pharmacist that this is urgent
and that she needs her pills.
So they put in an expedited order to Myrtle Beach.
I just cannot wait to take my pills eight hours from now.
That's all I can mentally think about.
I really want to see the houses.
I really want to stick it out.
- So I'm going to do the best I can. - Mm-hmm.
- But I'm anxious about it. - I know.
I do know that Baylen is not feeling very well today.
Fucking bitch.
Get out and pull your dick out, bitch.
You want to call your mom and let her know
about your pills? - I do.
- Let her know.
- She'll be so happy. - Yeah.
Oh, my God. Custom dick.
Hey, Mom.
Day two, we're going to look at houses.
- We're on our way. - OK.
But I have some really good news I wanted to tell you.
My pills are gonna be here at 3:00.
I'm so happy.
Yeah.
Any time I'm off my meds isn't a good thing.
I'm not stable.
And I know for a fact my mom was definitely worried,
and I definitely was not calling my dad to let him know
that I was off my pills, so...
Yeah.
My dad would not be happy.
Bald bitch!
Like, I'm never leaving my pills in
the fucking kitchen ever again while I clean.
They are going to be by my bedside
from now on.
I want...
This is a big learning moment for them in terms of
what matters and where your priorities are.
And from here forward, but there's a much deeper
conversation we need to have.
I'm gonna have to let you go because we're pulling up
to the neighborhood right now,
but I just wanted to let you know.
We will. Thanks so much, Mom.
I love you. I'll talk to you later.
- It's a really nice area. - I love these houses.
I saw a pink house at the beginning.
And it's actually not super close to
the touristy part.
Babe, I love all the colorful houses.
They all have front porches.
Without my mood stabilizers, there can be rapid mood changes
between really happy to really sad to really sad
to really happy to super excited.
Oh my God, I want to live in a pink house.
And seeing all the pink houses gives me an instant
boost of happy.
So cute.
Got your own porch.
This blue house is sick. I love that it's teal.
There's no houses in D.C. that look like this.
- Nope. - None.
- Hi, Josh. - Hi, Baylen.
- Good to see you. - Great to see you again.
I love this suit.
Is that what Colin's gonna be wearing?
- I hope so. - Yes.
- I appreciate it-- what's up? - Hey, man.
- How are you? - Good. How are you?
- Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo. - Great to see you.
- Good to see you. - Welcome to Myrtle Beach.
Yay. Exciting. We're so happy to be here.
We do not want to leave to go back to D.C.,
I'll tell you that. - Well, I can understand.
So do you guys want to go inside and take a look?
- Yes, please, we'd love to. - Yeah.
So, this is four bedrooms, three and a half bathrooms,
1,715 square feet. - Dick.
I wanted to show Baylen and Colin this home as it is
closer to the beach and is more walkable for Baylen.
It has four bedrooms, which meets the criteria that
Baylen and Colin are looking for in a home.
The drawback on this property is that there is not
a large backyard space,
which I know is very important to them.
Oh my God, it's renovated.
Yeah, so this is brand-new construction.
This kitchen has quartz countertops.
It's got the stainless-steel appliances and also has
soft-close cabinets. - I'm just gonna put that back.
What is this?
Oh, press it. Press it again.
- That's the garbage disposal. - Wait, this is so cool.
This is so cool.
- Oh, my God. - Put it in the sink...
- This is a huge sink. - Put it down there, yeah.
I would actually do the dishes.
No, you wouldn't.
We have a dishwasher right here.
- Is this electric or gas? - That's electric.
It helps my tics a lot, having an electric stove.
I'm very worried about punching something that's a lot of money
to fix, so we use a stove topper.
So I think we're still gonna use that.
- OK, yeah. - Yeah, it will help a lot.
So we've got a great size balcony
overlooking the community. - Wow.
Goddamn!
- One great thing about this balcony is that-- - Goddamn!
This decking is Trex decking, which is a composite decking.
- Goddamn. - Very nice.
Goddamn! I'm gonna step inside.
- OK. - I'm gonna step inside.
- Yeah, so, yeah, I'm a-- - Fucking bitch!
OK. All right.
- Yeah, I'm a little-- - That's the neighbor.
- Yep, I'm very-- - I have Tourette syndrome, stupid.
Tourette syndrome!
- It's a very-- - I have Tourette syndrome!
- It's a-- - I have Tourette syndrome!
Pull over and get out
and suck dick.
I think I need to reconsider that front porch thing.
Yep.
- So this is the first primary suite. - Goddamn!
We've got a king-size bed, got a closet, and then
the full bathroom.
Let's see what this closet's like.
Oh, you're definitely gonna have to downsize, Baylen.
OK.
It's got a little seat in the shower with
a little basket. - It's a nice bathroom, wow.
So it's like the perfect room space.
- Nice. - Fuck off.
Let's head upstairs.
All right, so this is a loft area here,
and then we've got primary suite number two.
This would be our bedroom?
It would be a second option.
Yeah, you're downsizing a lot.
Go ahead, start the yard sale.
Start the yard sale.
Too many clothes.
- Not too many, just a lot. - Too many.
- It's got a tub with this one. - Oh, beautiful.
- I love that tile. - What is this?
Like a little linen place.
Oh-- this is bigger than the closet.
Let's go check out the next guest bedroom.
This is the first guest bedroom.
OK, this one's better.
And then check out the last bedroom.
How do you fit three beds in this room?
It's definitely the smallest room, but they did it.
Octopussy. Fucking bitch.
It's a great setup.
This house is very beautiful on the inside.
It has a lot of bedrooms, so it gives us a lot of options,
whether we want to have offices for the both of us,
future kids as well.
And the last thing I was gonna show you
on this upper level was the washer and dryer.
OK.
Well, I don't like that the laundry room's in
the middle of the hallway.
Does it have a backyard?
Not really.
So there's a little area back there.
Would you know where the closest dog park is?
I knew you were gonna ask that, and no, I don't.
Let me, let me, uh...
It's very important to me.
That's how, like, in D.C., like, I made friends,
so it's, like, a really big part of my day.
Any final thoughts on this property?
Kind of checks off a lot of boxes.
It's a great option, but I think we're kind of like
looking for something with more of a backyard.
OK, sure.
I'm really excited about the next one
I'm gonna take you to tour.
It's a three-bedroom home, probably about 15 minutes or so
from the beach, and it's got a great backyard.
- Thank you. - Let's go take a look.
- Let's go. - Cool.
- We'll follow you. - Sounds great.
Bald bitch. You're bald!
I mean, it was really, really nice, really modern.
But the whole reason we want to buy a house is for the yard.
Zip that dick up.
- Fucking... - Child lock.
I feel like a child that's, like, in trouble
in the backseat. - You're on time-out.
I know. Nobody puts Baby in the corner.
How are you feeling?
Honestly...
not the best, but I'd rather to just push
through today, do it together, and have this experience
and suck it up.
It's very difficult to continue to power through things when
you don't really have any control over your mood.
But it definitely helps focusing on other things,
like how beautiful Myrtle is
and how excited we are to be here.
It's just not easy being unmedicated.
Only four more hours until I'm able to take my meds.
It does have this, though.
There's not a lot of give to it.
Can you turn it around? Like, move it around.
Like, move the whole... Yeah, that's...
I see the entire living room getting wet.
- It's got two shower heads. - That shower is insane.
You can have a lot of fun in that shower.
A lot of room in that one.
To hang out by yourself, I guess.
Fuck.
♪ City below is calling ♪
What a neighborhood. A lot more grass.
There's a lot more grass.
See how everyone actually has grass?
Yeah.
These houses are really nice. They're ridiculously nice.
I can't wait to have a palm tree on my front porch.
I can't get out, babe. I can't get out.
Oh.
Sorry.
Wait...
- Excuse me, driver? - Wait...
- Thank you. - There we go.
- Welcome to the next house. - It's beautiful.
It's very nice.
It's three bedrooms, two baths, 2,000 square feet,
and it sits on nearly a third acre of a lot.
- Sweet. - So it's gonna give you that large backyard that
you're looking for. Let's go take a look. - Awesome.
- Doorbell works. - Yep, doorbell works.
- Wow. - Wow.
- First impressions as we walk in... - Dick!
...it's very beautiful. - Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick!
I mean, you can see right through the house
to the backyard.
Large kitchen, large island, quartz countertops, of course,
stainless steel appliances, soft close cabinets.
- Is that the pantry? - That is the pantry.
- Holy. - This is so cool.
Well, I could use this as my closet if...
You've got custom wood shelving in the pantry.
Look, the ceiling's, like, Tic-tac-toe.
That's cool. It does have this, though.
There's not a lot of give to it.
Can you turn it around? Like, move it around.
Like, move the whole... Yeah, that's...
I see the entire living room getting wet.
- Is it warm? - Yeah.
There we go. Fluffy's ready.
All right, so--
- Yeah, there we go. - I knew I was gonna do it.
That's an easy fix.
We could have the builder swap that out before closing.
That's amazing.
What do you think about the size of the kitchen?
- Perfect. - Let's go check out the primary suite.
How lovely.
Plenty of room for a king-size bed
here in between the windows.
Lots of natural light with four windows here.
Mm-hmm. You can check out the primary bath.
It's got two shower heads.
Yeah, that shower is insane.
It's perfect.
You can have a lot of fun in that shower.
A lot of room in that one.
To hang out by yourself, I guess.
Fuck.
Baylen, I know a closet's important to you.
- It's perfect. - This is a beautiful walk-in closet
with custom wood shelving.
This would actually be perfect.
Let's go check out the guest rooms.
Dick off.
This one's gonna have a lot of natural light.
- Oh, wow. - The perfect size guest room
to put a queen bed in here.
Let's go check out the other one.
Oh yeah, it's perfect.
So it's got dual vanity, matching granite countertops.
Baylen, I know one thing that was important to you was
a laundry room. - Oh.
Wow.
God, I love that laundry room.
I'd actually do laundry.
- I'd actually do laundry. - Let's check out the backyard.
- OK. Wow. - Wow.
This is a really nice additional living space.
This size of a lot is probably not something that you would
typically find where we were earlier today, right?
- Yeah-- you're just able to get more property... - Dick off.
...for your money as we get away from the beach.
Are many things in walking distance from here?
Not within walking distance.
It would likely be probably
a five to ten minutes' ride share.
So what is your actual timeline on when you hope to purchase
and be able to move in?
I'm still waiting on my internship to get approved.
But once that's approved, we're gonna go ahead
and submit an offer right after that on a home. - OK.
So I can continue to send you new properties
that are hitting the market.
And I'd be happy to set up a video tour to see if
it's something that you guys would want to move forward on.
- Yeah, that would be super helpful. - That works-- that works.
- Yeah. - That's great. I'm excited.
Thank you. We are too.
There's a lot of great things about the second house
that I really loved. Backyard-- with Myrtle,
some properties aren't going to have the biggest yard.
Some properties have dick. Other properties have vagina.
good vagina.
Have good vagina. Bad-ussy.
- I am exhausted. - Get in the back.
You don't need to tell me. I already know.
There you go.
I want to talk to Baylen about today
and about the houses that we saw
and the pros and cons of them both.
But I also want Baylen to be able to get her medication.
That way, she's able to start feeling like herself again
and start feeling better.
- Allen's calling me. - What?
- Your dad's calling me. - What does he say?
Hey, Allen.
We will figure life out together.
It's not, "Hey, I need you to hold my hand
for the rest of my life."
♪ I'm torn away from the perfect times ♪
Josh told me that this is one of the best spots that
locals go to a lot.
- It's really nice. - Yeah.
Dick swab.
It is the last day in Myrtle Beach,
and I do not want to leave.
We got to really explore a lot of the area and figure out...
What we like and what we don't like.
I'm glad that, like, I'm feeling more energized,
like, more rested.
--- so... - I'm glad.
I got some sleep from my sleep pills,
so I'm definitely feeling physically better.
I'm still mentally...
still not feeling the best.
I would say I won't start, like, feeling like myself...
again until, like, a week and a half.
- Really? - Maybe a week.
In the past, I have missed maybe a day of medications,
so having all of these emotions, it's just my body
being all out of whack and just...
all out of whack.
Shit.
Like, that's how I used to be, unmedicated.
I didn't know unmedicated Baylen.
I've only known medicated Baylen.
I've been very depressed a lot of my life.
But you know that it's something that...
I can perfectly handle and not freak out about and, you know?
Yeah, you've always really been, like, patient
and giving and understanding.
I couldn't have asked for anyone better to marry in
a month, so... literally in a month.
- Hi, you two. - Hey.
- Hello. - Welcome to the Crooked Hammock.
I'm Jodie-- can I grab you something to drink?
- Yeah. - Would we be able to have some seltzers?
Absolutely, yeah, I've got two brand-new ones on.
I'll bring right out for you.
- Awesome, thank you. - Sweet. Thank you so much.
Dick off, fucking bitch.
So what'd you think of yesterday?
I thought yesterday was a very successful day.
And I'm more leaning towards the second house we looked at
than the first house we looked at.
But I don't think either one of them was like for us.
Mhn-mhn.
All right, you two. Hard pink lemonade.
Oh, sweet.
And this one is called Chill Wave Shredder.
Thank you so much.
Well, I will say the first house that we looked at,
I really do like how it had four-- four beds.
Mm-hmm.
So I can tell Josh that, hey, we would like to look at
more of residential suburban, and can we start looking at
four bedrooms instead of three?
I feel like it's a need to have four beds.
Yeah, because we could try to have a kid and end up
with triplets. - Jesus Christ.
I mean, whatever God gives us,
but I hope God doesn't give us triplets.
There's no way I come up with endometriosis
with quadruplets or something.
I actually, speaking of kids, got an appointment
for my OBGYN.
I got a call from them saying that
I have an appointment next week.
- That's really good, I'm glad. - Yeah.
I am both excited and nervous to find out some answers of
what's really been going on for
the past couple years with my body.
But also, we're also trying to find answers for future kids.
- Do you want to play cornhole? - Yeah, let's go.
OK.
I'm actually scared I might hit these people, so I think
I'm gonna stand on this side.
I'm so bad. I'm so sorry.
What the heck?
Colin is ridi-- Colin!-- is ridiculous at cornhole.
- OK. - You got to give more oomph.
- Allen's calling me. - What?
- Your dad's calling me. - What does he say?
Hey, Allen.
- Yeah, yeah, what's going on? - Hey dad.
Who-- me and you or you and your daughter?
A good plan for what?
OK.
It's ultimately both their responsibilities,
but this is something simple and fixable
that could have been avoided.
No better time than now to have a quick refresher
in regards to where both of us stand with kind of like,
what we expect of him and her.
We know, Dad. We know.
But we'll have the talk.
OK. Love you.
All right. See you, Allen.
- Yep. - Bye.
That was fucking stupid.
I feel like it's pretty common knowledge that we all
understand the importance of medication.
- Goddamn. - At the end of the day,
what happened on this trip is a one-off.
It was a mistake,
and we got it fixed.
So to be, "How could you let this happen?"--
talking to... - But blaming it on you.
That's what you're implying.
It's gonna be directed towards me.
- Yeah. - Because I'm supposed to be taking care of Baylen.
But it is my fault, and I will be the one to take
full responsibility of that
because it's a very serious matter
and I can promise you it will never happen again.
Like, there's no need to like, go in there and, like, have
whatever the fuck they say, like, make us question us.
At this point in our lives, when we're about a month away from
getting married, we will figure life out together.
It's not, "Hey, I need you to hold my hand
for the rest of my life."
But we'll have the conversation with my dad.
No, I don't want to have a conversation.
- All right, let's go. - OK.
I know that we need answers.
I'm just really nervous.
I have thought that I've had endometriosis for years.
The biggest thing is, if you do have endometriosis,
what's the likelihood of you being able to conceive?
Yeah.
We want a family, so there's a lot riding on today.
We're here.
Fucking bitch.
"You let this happen to my daughter."
Like, that's how I kind of took it.
I mean, I don't really want to go there
if they think it's my fault. - I love you.
What's Colin doing?
I really wanted Colin to be here today
with this discussion with Baylen.
You pick to have a partner because they're a team.
That's why you're a partnership.
We're not having a team talk.
We just didn't find our home, and that's OK, like...
OK, enough about the houses.
We need to talk about what happened with your meds.