This is dating advice for somebody living with--
Goddamn-- Tourette syndrome.
If they laugh at you and not with you, they don't seem
comfortable, or they try to...
fix you, those are not good signs.
You need to find somebody that accepts it
as part of you without making it a problem.
Dick off.
- What are we doing? - Building a golf course.
I would like you guys to be the ring security guards.
Black suits and you guys get your own briefcase.
- Fuck yeah. - Yeah.
She just recently went wedding dress shopping.
She found three dresses that she absolutely loved.
I don't want her to, like, have to give that up.
If that means that I have to give up something on my end,
then that's fine with me as long as she's happy.
There's Sammi. Hi, Sammi.
- Hey, Mom. - I'm so glad to see you.
Me and my mom have flown out to Kansas...
Eat a little weenie. A little baby weenie.
...for a little girls' trip.
Nobody sees where we are...?
- Tattoos? - Oh, my God.
Oh!
Let's do it.
Colin!
- I did tic. - We are all done.
But I didn't mess anything up.
I was thinking something more like that.
Going through the color palette and going
through the dresses is definitely stressful.
Not that yellow.
If I can't find a colored yellow dress that you like,
then why even choose yellow?
I'm the one that's in charge of if you get
to wear that or not. - Bridezilla.
I cannot believe she called me Bridezilla.
All the good vibes from this trip evaporated
from one conversation.
Weddings are stressful.
♪ They can leave when they wanna leave ♪
♪ Oh, oh ♪
♪ They can leave ♪
♪ You can tell them I'll keep being me ♪
Do you want one? Pick one. Any one.
Eyes closed. Go blindfolded.
Pick one.
OK.
Yeah.
Goddamn.
- For you-- - It's a lot of candy.
It's candy salad for Valentine's Day, babe.
Can we talk about what we're doing for Valentine's Day?
I don't want to do a lot.
You know I only want a blanket with the dogs on it
and a cupcake bouquet. - All right, OK.
Well, there's also another surprise in there as well.
I don't like surprises, babe.
I just got back from Kansas, and I left with a tattoo.
I just got back from my girls' trip earlier today,
and Colin's been at work, so I haven't really been able
to fill him in on anything.
And things did get a little heated.
You are not gonna believe what Sammi called me.
She called me a bridezilla.
I let Sammi pick out her bridesmaid dress first.
God forbid, I do not want an unhappy Sammi.
- So... - So what happened?
She, like, found a dress that she liked and...
No, she just doesn't want to find all of these dresses
and then for me to be like, "Sorry, I don't like that."
Or "Sorry, that's not the color."
And it's like, that's the whole process.
Here for you and that dick.
Yeah, I mean, you have a style and you have a color.
It's kind of crazy she called you a bridezilla,
I'm not gonna lie.
No one wants to be called a bridezilla,
especially not from your own sister.
It's just hard to sit back and see...
over and over and over again, her just...
getting her feelings and her heart hurt.
I mean, I do think it's something deeper
because she did...
get very, very hostile towards me.
So...
I don't really know what's going on
with Sammi and her emotions,
but I know that it's hard to be happy for other people
when you yourself are going through a really rough
and terrible time, like a breakup.
I just hope she's OK.
- OK. - Yeah.
Well, while you were in Kansas, I, uh...
Were sucking George Washington's dick.
How am I supposed to talk to you when you look at me
like that? - I'm just ticcing-- go.
I know. So...
Sucking George Washington's dick!
I was not doing that.
- And Austin's dick! - Nope.
And you're a dick fucking bitch.
Bitch.
Life is a mcfuckin' highway.
And JB does crystal meth with Joe Biden.
- Gotcha. - Yeah, .
- Are you good? - Yes.
- Are you sure? - Goddamn.
- Yes. - OK.
So I talked to the military chaplain, and I asked him
to consider officiating our wedding.
- The bald one? - Yeah.
- I-- - He's bald, he's full bald.
Chaplain Lloyd is somebody that I would like Baylen to consider
officiating our wedding because he means a lot to me.
He's seen me grow from kind of like a boy into a man,
and we've become close friends.
I'm necessarily not worried about how bald the guy is.
I just want to be as comfortable as possible
on my wedding day and not feel like
I have to hold back something
because someone's gonna laugh
or someone's gonna say something inappropriate.
We can sit down with him and meet him and, you know,
kind of go from there. - I would really love that.
I shouldn't have to worry about him, but it's also like
he's doing his job, so I want him to be comfortable too.
- Mm-hmm. - And she said that her and Aidan are--
they're coming back this week.
They have their flights booked.
Do you know how excited I am?
Lela is my best friend, and she has been
in South Africa with her boyfriend Aidan
for the last six months.
Sucking dick in Africa. Goddamn.
Sorry, Lela.
She and Aidan will be staying with me and Colin
until they're able to find a place of their own.
Colin!
- We're gonna have so much fun. - Yeah.
I'm just excited to be roomies.
- Mm-hmm. - I haven't had roommates since college.
I mean, I've been your roomie for two years.
I mean, yeah, but not like that.
- Not like those roommates. - OK.
We're not-- we're not roommates.
- We live together, don't we? - We are not roommates.
- We live together, don't we? - Are you telling people that?
We live together, don't we?
- We're not-- - What do roommates do? They live together.
- Yeah. - We're roommates.
They don't sleep in the same bed together, though.
I stand by this. We are not roommates.
All right.
Weirdo.
OK.
Chuck's bald. Allen's bald.
Two bald bitches in the club. In the club, we all fam.
OK, I'm gonna clean up. You...
OK, bye, babe.
You took the candy jar?
No.
♪ Who's that walking around? ♪
♪ Talk of the town, I look like money ♪
♪ Like money ♪
- ♪ Who's that walking around? ♪ - Nice.
♪ Talk of the town, I look like what, like ♪
♪ Who's that walking around? ♪
♪ Talk of the town, I look like money ♪
Hello.
We're looking for a tuxedo, right? Not a suit.
I think it would be considered a tuxedo
for my daughter's wedding.
Right.
He's gonna be a ring security bearer, so he's got to
look like a security guard, they called the-- - Awesome
Love it, love it.
Two months out from this wedding, there's not even
a word to describe it because...
It's like the final push.
Yeah, it's like everything seems last minute.
Yeah.
Finalizing measurements for tuxedos
and delivery dates
and payments of certain things...
- Yeah. - ...and starting to really solidify
the fact that it's really gonna happen on that date.
So I'm gonna start you with the pants and then I'm gonna
get a shirt set up for you.
These might not be the perfect size,
but I will definitely get you the perfect size.
There's definitely multiple words.
Let's hear them.
I wanna look thug, gangster, cool, like a pimp.
Um...
- Jesus... - What about just like, on point?
Like I just wanna look on point.
These are good so I could sag too.
No, no, no. We're not sagging.
Nope-- that's against the rules here at Dana's.
Thank you.
What you end up having is called diaper butt.
- Oh, wow. - And we don't want diaper butt at all,
because I want you to be
reasonably comfortable, extremely handsome.
She would say that one tic, "Hell no."
- Yes. - Oh, hell no.
- Oh, my God. - Yes.
I think I could impersonate that good.
- No, we're not gonna-- - Oh, hell no.
Oh, hell no-- oh, hell nah!
I look like a vampire.
Let's see what we got. Oh, my gosh.
Gosh.
- You look good, man. - Come on.
Life just goes so freaking fast.
- It does. - Like, how does he look like this?
I like it.
I'm feeling pretty committed to this look.
How did we get here?
He looks so sophisticated and like a little man.
Like a min--
Like a miniature man. You're embarrassed.
- That's the magic word. - You want a bow tie? You want a vest?
There's no possible way you can get me in a vest.
Oh, no, we're trying on a vest.
It just go right over your head.
I'm gonna tighten this up for you just a little.
This, no. I can already tell.
"I can already tell."
You a blackjack dealer?
Oh, my God.
Oh, this one actually looks good.
- It does. - It does look good.
All right, let's see, kid.
- Oh. - Oh, wow. OK.
You mind if I look in here for like 10 minutes at myself?
Oh, my God.
I don't know-- there's still,
I wonder if Colin has gotten his suit.
There's still so much...
to do for the wedding.
But I know we haven't talked a lot about Kansas yet.
I've recently gotten back from Kansas City, had so much fun
with the girls, but there was a little bit of saltiness
between the two of them,
and they tend to fire emotionally.
Sammi pulls up on a computer what Baylen had sent her
for bridesmaids' dresses.
And they start discussing it, and things kind of got heated.
- This is Baylen's day, right? - Yeah.
So let's just say Baylen has something very specific.
You've got to let her own that.
I get the feeling, just knowing Sammi
the way that I know her, that...
she's really tied up in her own emotions.
- No, we were at a craft place. - OK.
I'm just saying, because sometimes, whatever.
But I just think between the two of them,
they have a little bit of resentment over some things.
I don't know if I would use the term resentment,
but they're probably not two people
that would become best friends if they weren't sisters.
This is something that's been over time.
This is something that has happened a little bit here
and some there and some this,
and now all of a sudden it's all...
Come down to one moment.
Well, the next thing we have to coast into is actually
the bridal shower, because Sammi has committed
to basically taking over.
Baylen asked Sammi to plan the shower, but I don't think
that she completely realizes the amount of work
that we will have to accomplish.
I can't not be involved because Sammi's not here.
Nobody wants it to be more successful than probably I do.
I want her pulling off, like, the best bridal shower ever.
I really do.
After the miscommunication and everything that happened
with Baylen and Sammi between
the bachelor-bachelorette party,
it's even more important to me
that Sammi actually just pulls off this bridal shower
because in my mind, it's kind of like
a comeback moment for Sammi,
where it's, you know,
winning her sister's heart back.
You tell me. We have a lot to figure out.
No, Sammi.
It's pivotal that Sammi takes this very serious,
and that she really digs in.
Nn-nn-nn. fucking bitch.
Today we are meeting Chaplain Lloyd.
It's important for me not to feel self-conscious
on my wedding day.
Cut, bitch.
Bald bitch. I think that's him.
Colin tells me that Chaplain Andy's fine with my tics,
but he's never met me. He doesn't know me.
- Bald bitch. - Yeah, that's him.
♪ I'm not even ♪
I am a little, like, nervous-y, but not,
like, nervous to meet him, just, like, nervous energy.
- It'll be fine. - Yeah.
Fucking bitch.
- whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo.
Today we are meeting Chaplain Lloyd.
It's an opportunity for Baylen to be able
to meet Chaplain Lloyd and kind of interview him
and figure out if she's OK to have him officiate our wedding.
Peace out, A-town.
Nn-nn, nn-nn. fucking bitch.
I know how much this means to Colin.
Colin!
But it's also important for me not to feel self-conscious
on my wedding day and for Chaplain Andy
not to be offended by my ticcing.
You look very, like,
antsy. - I know.
Colin tells me that he's fine with my tics and it's whatever.
- wind it up.
But he's never met me. He doesn't know me.
Bald bitch. I think that's him.
Take a dick, bitch.
Yeah, that is him.
- Hey, how you doing? - Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo.
- Hey, how you doing? - Good, how are you?
- Good to see you. - Good to see you.
- This is Baylen. - Hi, can I give you a hug?
- I would love a hug. - Nice to meet you.
- So nice to meet you as well. - I'm Baylen.
- I'm Andy. - Bald bitch.
- Sorry. - Oh, yeah.
- Let's sit. - Want to sit?
Take our coats off. Settle in a little bit.
- All right-- you've been waiting long, have you? - Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo.
- No, no, not too long. - It is great to meet you.
- It's lovely to meet you. - You're getting married.
- I know, I'm so excited. - Yeah?
- You're getting married? - Yeah.
So how you feeling?
Definitely better now that, like, everything's finally
starting to, like, come-- - The details coming into place?
- Yes, yes. - The venue landed?
- Mm-hmm. - OK.
Yeah-- we have all that figured out,
which is lovely, even though we changed our minds.
You're entitled to that.
- I know. - OK, you're entitled to that.
- True. - Yeah.
My name's Andy. I serve as a chaplain
in the United States Air Force.
Colin and I have worked together for about three years now
and have gotten to know him and learned about
the young girl he fell in love with
as he described more and more about her and her tics.
You're bald.
Goddamn.
And then fast forward, he asked me if I would be
interested in officiating
the wedding coming down the pike.
And I said, she knows I don't have any hair, right?
And then he said, yes. And here we are.
- My name is Ray, I'll be taking care of you guys. - Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo.
- Thank you, I love your nails. - Welcome to .
- Thank you-- thanks so much. - For Valentine's Day.
Artichoke dick.
If my baldness is an obstacle to her being comfortable
in the actual ceremony
and they decide to look to someone else,
no harm, no foul. Baylen's comfort is paramount.
- Thank you so much. - I'll be right back.
Thank you. Goddamn.
- You're bald-- . - Indeed, yeah.
I-- I got that tic from my dad, he's also bald.
- He'll also be at the wedding. - Do you tell him?
Yes, all the time.
He basically says, like, now that I've moved out--
- it's like whenever I come back,
it's like a greeting.
That's hilarious.
I have a seven-year-old that walks up and slaps me
on my forehead.
- Pardon me, guys. I have a glass of Prosecco. - Thank you.
When I went to basic training,
I had a full head of hair.
- Whoo-hoo. - Thank you so much.
And they cut it off for boot camp,
and it never grew back. 20 years later.
Wait, really?
They don't give medals for sacrificing
your hairline for your country. - No, they don't.
- They don't give medals. - Here we are.
- I don't get a decoration for that, you know. - Yeah.
I have a couple questions regarding Tourette's.
Yes, ma'am.
Have you ever met anybody with Tourette's syndrome before?
One time. One time.
- You're bald-- . - Yep.
- And he said the same thing. - Did he really?
Yeah, and he also, yeah, he had...
- Goddamn. - ...some very expressive tics.
- He was also just uncomfortable being in church. - Mm-hmm.
And so it was a large space so we could easily accommodate
that and give him some space that didn't make him
feel excluded. - That's so sweet.
Yeah, cool kid too.
But it makes my heart happy knowing that like you made him
feel comfortable in a space that he doesn't feel
comfortable in because it's always been hard for me
to go into a church community because I swear.
I think one of the questions if I could--
- Fucking bitch! - If I could, like, come back with a question is...
- Ah! - ...when the tics surface,
are those moments that you would want acknowledged,
or to just move through those if they-- if they--
- Move right through them. - So, move right through them.
Yeah, you can even talk right over it.
- OK, yeah I-- - Doesn't bother me at all.
I'm very glad he asked
the question because what I just want from people
is just literally just keep on going by
like life never happened when I tic.
- I want you comfortable at the end of the day. - Thank you.
- Yeah. - I want you to feel comfortable as well.
- So when you've closed your eyes and you've envisioned... - Balding.
...your perfect wedding...
what do you see? - Just him.
There you go. That's a perfect answer.
- Yeah. - All right, that's a perfect answer.
- And aside from him being present... - Ah!
...when you think of your ideal day,
what are you thinking through?
What are you thinking of?
You know, we've thought a lot
about how we want our ceremony to go.
Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo.
And we definitely want it to be like on the more
spiritual side of things.
That was my next question, is how--
if you're comfortable with that, how much?
- We definitely want to... - Invite as much of our guests as
possible to pray over us. - Yeah, invite everybody up.
Oh, you want to do something like that?
- Yeah. - Cool.
- Wind it up. - OK, that's awesome.
- We just don't know when-- when to do it. - That's super cool.
OK, so I've seen that done.
- I've seen it done. - Knee slapper.
- I've seen it done, right? - Gotcha!
- It's probably doable and easier... - You're bald.
...through doing that towards
the end of the service to transition into a prayer
over you. - Yes, I like that, yeah.
We're about to, like, step into a new chapter of our lives,
so to be able to incorporate whoever wants to participate
in it and praying over us...
Cheers. For Narnia!
...it's just really symbolic,
and we're gonna need it for the rest of our lives.
So, after everything we've discussed,
is this something that you would like for me
to be a part of, to officiate your wedding?
- It's on you. - I think so.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
- Great-- I'm excited. - OK
Thank you so much.
Baylen is a sweetheart.
They're a great couple and I look forward
to how I can help make sure that joy keeps coming their way.
Thank you so much for, like, being there with-- for him
and just, like, seeing him grow and become this, like,
amazing person that he is.
Of course. Thank you.
Thank you for saying that. Yeah, I offered to wear a hat.
No, please don't. Yeah, no, no, never.
I just love you. I love your personality.
I love that you love him, and I love that this works.
Me too.
I'm excited to have Andy officiate our wedding,
even though he sets off my tics,
because he means so much to Colin.
Colin!
And I love how comfortable he made me feel,
and he just wants to be there for us.
Super cool.
We're gonna have to have some tissues with us
that day, too. - Yeah, definitely.
- Yeah. - Definitely.
- Go! - Oh, fuck.
Here we go.
I have Tourette syndrome, stupid.
I'm ticcing, and then I'm hearing myself tic,
and then everyone's hearing me cuss.
Fucking bitch. I gotta leave.
I just had to get out.
Goddamn.
Sammi!
What are you doing?
OK.
How are you?
Doing good.
You tell me. We have a lot to figure out.
Bay and Sammi haven't actually made up,
but it seems like they're holding steady.
Could be a little bit shaky,
but I think that Sammi is going to push forward
and be successful with the bridal shower.
I feel like if it's gonna be super florally,
that's a responsibility that I'm gonna have to take on.
That's gonna be very last-minute.
And because we're a little bit behind the eight ball,
you might have to search extra hard in the venue department
because they might already have a lot of these dates
probably blacked out.
Well, she doesn't want something just
too big and overwhelming.
No, Sammi, you have to e-mail and speak with these people,
and I want to just do a quick physical look.
Yeah.
No, that's the best move.
I got to do a quick glance.
We got the signature drink, though.
That's the only thing accomplished.
But there's a lot more to be done.
Let's confirm next steps.
But the key is you initiate everything,
specifically with the venue.
Like if, if you can get on that and I can go look
at someplace this week or even like two places. - OK.
I mean, even like start doing stuff now
that you have the day off work.
I mean, I don't mean to be ultra momming you, but...
Uh, I'll call you back in two hours and you'll have
everything figured out.
It's pivotal that Sammi
takes this very serious and that she really digs in
to attaining the most beautiful bridal shower for Baylen
because Baylen will have in the back of her mind that
"I asked you for one thing."
Baylen is pretty good at forgiving,
not completely great at letting it all go.
Yeah. It will stick.
Oh, Lord.
I love you. I'll talk to you in a little bit.
All right. Love you, bye.
♪ I'm on my way watch me ♪
♪ Watch me going, I am on my way ♪
♪ Watch me, watch me going ♪
- Hey, guys. - Hey.
Oh, my gosh-- I haven't seen you guys in so long.
How are y'all?
I love your sweater!
Today, I'm with my girls for Galentine's Day.
And I thought it would be so much fun
because Lela, my best friend, is home from South Africa.
Lela and-- Goddamn!--
her boyfriend, Aidan, are on their way to my apartment.
Hi.
But I'm just so excited to just let loose and not have to
worry about a single wedding planning thing.
- Got orange... - Wait...
- Oh, this is cute! - It's a rainbow!
- This is so fun. - Dude, we got to go.
♪ Ooh, ooh, wee-ooh ♪
♪ All eyes on me ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh, wee-ooh ♪
♪ All eyes on me ♪
I love how open the room is.
You can be like a kid because it's so interactive.
Nobody's really focused on my tics
in this type of environment.
- Cute! - So cute.
That's insane.
Whoo-hoo!
- Oh, cute! - Oh, my God, the rubber ducks.
Oh, you can get in the bathtub with them!
This place definitely 100% reminds me of Baylen.
There's colors, there's fun, there's balloons,
there's bubbles.
Three, two, one.
Go!
Oh, fuck.
Here we go.
And so I'm very glad that she organized this.
- What? - Shut up! Dude.
I'm like Toot when she comes out from the side of the couch.
- Fucking bitch. - Oh, that's cute.
Wait...
- Oh, stop. - Cool!
- Yeah. - It is just a little overstimulating.
- All I need is this and a massage. - Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo.
I could nap here, I feel like.
- Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo. - What are those speakers?
It's echoing. I need to stop talking.
Oh, my God.
I was like, "Who is saying that?"
That echo dome, that thing's hard to figure out.
I don't know where the voices are coming from.
Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo.
I have Tourette syndrome, stupid.
Fucking bitch.
I'm ticcing, and then I'm hearing myself tic,
and then everyone's hearing me cuss.
Goddamn!
I'm trying to whisper my tics, and I'm trying to do
a competing response, but I just can't.
I felt confined. I just had to get out.
I just don't want this day to be ruined because of my tics.
Y'all, I'm tripping out.
Goddamn.
There's a lot of fun that comes with trying to
surprise Baylen. - You're fucking bald, sir.
Fucking bald.
But she hates surprises.
I'm gonna shit myself from anxiety.
The longer we're in the car, the more I get frustrated.
Ram your ass over!
- Fucking bitch. - That was aggressive.
Goddamn!
Yeah.
I need to stop talking. Yeah.
I don't like hearing my own voice like that.
- I hear myself. - Other people.
You guys could stay in there. I'm fine.
- Are you good? - No, I'm fine.
I just don't want to hear myself tic and echo
because then I'm just gonna tic more. - Oh!
Yeah, no echo chamber.
That's a torture chamber for somebody with Tourette's.
To the ball pit!
- Oh, stop. - Oh, my God, my heart.
I'll cry right now.
As we walk in and see the ball pit, I'm like,
"Hmm, we're in somebody's bathtub."
Second thing, "Hmm, big bald guy sitting in a bathtub."
Wait, is this a person?
Bald bitch.
You're bald.
It's a little distracting.
Guys, be careful. Guys, be careful.
These are stairs.
- These are stairs. - Yeah.
Oh, no.
Oh.
Balls are slippery.
Fell down the stairs getting into the ball pit.
I was too excited.
Oh, my God, there's a ball in my butt crack.
- This is cool. - Wind it up.
Fucking bitch.
So what are you guys doing for Valentine's Day?
I'm going to a Galentine's party.
We're all wearing pink pajamas and drinking too much wine.
- Nice. - That's the best time of night.
I think, do like, a nice dinner just at home.
- Just something like, chill. - That'll be fun.
Yeah. So what are you doing?
So I told Colin that I only-- Colin!--
that I only wanted a cupcake bouquet
and a blanket of the dogs, but I think he's got
something else planned.
I just get really anxious-y
when it comes to, like, surprises. - Yeah.
I'm like, what are we doing? Do I need to be prepared?
Do I need to take some meds?
I could fall asleep in here, guys.
I could take a nap.
I get anxious, and I overthink about it, dwell on it,
and then dwell on it. So I get in my head.
- This is such a good idea. - Yeah, it's so fun.
Have you guys gotten your invitations yet?
- Yeah, they're beautiful. - Yeah.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
- How's wedding planning going? - It's going lovely.
I just went down to Florida
to try on dresses through a designer.
Her name is Hayley, and she's going to
make me a dress. - Ooh.
- Awesome. - So, yeah, I did end up liking three,
but I want to be reasonable because our budget does not
allow that to happen. It just doesn't.
And to be honest, the day of, I don't think you're really
gonna be thinking, oh, I wish I had more dresses.
You're just gonna be so happy.
- That everyone's there. - Yeah.
So we have everything that we can do for the wedding.
I hope the guys get all their tuxes in order
and figure that out.
Yeah-- I'm glad Colin was on their asses about that.
Colin!-- Because I'm not in charge of that, so.
- I'm working on shoes... - OK.
...because you guys are gonna be the ones wearing them.
I want them to be relatively nude.
- Yeah. - But my sister was like,
"Why do we all have to be in the same shoes?"
I'm like, "Sammi, I love you.
I love you, but like..." - It's also your day.
Like, you could have put me in, like, any color, and I'd be
like, "OK, let's go. We'll figure it out."
My sister did call me a bridezilla.
Having us wear the same exact shoes is not gonna be...
It's reasonable.
Yes, but that's also my sister.
My sister also has...
It's just Sammi.
Our relationship is...
different than what it used to be,
and it doesn't necessarily make me sad.
It's just everything that's kind of happened since...
I've been engaged.
It's just been very tense, and it's just kind of been
let down after let down.
♪ It's still you in my dreams ♪
♪ You're all that I see ♪
♪ You, still you ♪
Dick swab.
- How far away is it? - Like 45 minutes.
I'm very nervous to know where we're, like, going, though.
There's a lot of fun that comes
with trying to surprise Baylen.
I mean, there's the planning aspect of it,
but also just the fact that she hates surprises.
Dick swab.
Oh, he does.
I like that we're in sweatpants, though.
But I'm very nervous to what you have in store.
I've always had good surprises, haven't I?
♪ I'm out walking, minding my business ♪
♪ When a guy struts by, what? Who the hell is this? ♪
♪ I'm a tall cool breeze, come take me ♪
I surprised you with a big old ring on your finger.
I know.
Will you marry me?
Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Holy shit, hold on,
I'm driving into heaven right now.
I'm gonna ram your ass, bitch, over.
Ram your ass over, bitch. Getting anxious.
How far away are we?
We got another 20 minutes to go.
Good golly. You're fucking bald, sir.
Fucking bald.
Bald bitch.
When Baylen has a lot of anxiety, her tics can
kind of take on a life of their own, just nonstop.
Colonial dick. That's a big bitch.
Ram your ass over,
- Fucking bitch, . - That was aggressive.
Goddamn.
I'm stress drinking.
I'm going to ram your ass over, bitch.
Get the fuck over.
- How far away are we? - How long's it been?
I don't know. I don't do math like that.
Stop.
I'm gonna shit myself from anxiety.
The longer we're in the car, the more I get frustrated.
I'm a little-- I'd say I'm a little nervous.
- My neck hurts a lot. - Good.
What?
That's fucking weird.
I don't know, to be honest.
I'm gonna ram your ass over, bitch.
School of Rock?
Wait, are we over here? We are here.
Dental?
God, I hope we're not here for fucking dental,
because I'm not doing dental.
No, we're here for life enrichment counseling.
What?
- What are we doing? - You'll see.
Massage?
- Sick. - Yeah.
No wonder why you told me good thing my neck hurts.
Yeah, we're getting a couple's massage.
Sick.
Hello.
We have an appointment for a couple's massage.
- Colin Dooley. - Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo.
Do you need to use the restroom at all before your session?
- Yes, please. - OK, it's the first left.
- Thank you so much. - You can take a seat here.
- Thank you. - Thank you so much.
OK.
I know that Baylen hates surprises,
but I love to make grand gestures.
She enjoys being spoiled for Valentine's Day, and so
I'm glad that I was able to pull this off for her.
Why? You've gotten massages before.
OK.
- Hello, how are you? - Hello.
- Amanda, nice to meet you. - What is your name?
- I'm Baylen. - Baylen, nice to meet you.
- Yes. - We'll be your therapists today.
If you'll follow us, we're ready for you.
Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo.
All right, have you had a massage before?
- She has, I have not. - OK, wonderful.
And Baylen, is there anything that's bothering you today,
areas of focus?--- so, I have,
actually, Tourette syndrome... - OK.
...and a lot of the strain that I have with my tics
is in my neck and my head,
so I would really love that to be focused on.
- OK, yeah, of course. - I love this surprise.
I think it's amazing. I love massages.
I usually tic a lot to the left, so getting a massage, like,
really, really, like, makes me
feel good in the moment.
- All set? OK. - Yes.
'Cause there's some days where I'm just in constant pain.
All right, you can let me know any time if I go too hard, OK?
OK, thank you so much.
You're welcome.
OK.
Whenever you lay hands on someone as a massage therapist,
you're hyper-aware that every movement you make
could hurt them.
And so you're trying to make sure they're comfortable.
Ooh. Goddamn.
My experience with Tourette's is pretty limited.
I've actually never met anyone in real life that has it.
Parkinson's is kind of similar in the sense that they can't
control their movements.
Oh, good.
- It's lovely. - Oh, I'm so glad.
You still accommodate,
so it's always a learning experience for me.
- Sorry. - No, you're fine.
Sometimes that muscle there can be a little-- sorry.
No, you're fine.
Goddamn.
- No. - Not with me.
There's some words that my-- let's just say my Grammy
wouldn't want me repeating, and that's OK.
Just roll with the punches and move on.
We're all finished. I hope you guys enjoyed it.
- It was amazing. - Thank you guys.
Thank you guys.
Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo.
What a great Valentine's Day idea.
The massage is amazing.
- My neck feels good. - My neck, my back, my pussy, my crack.
Stop.
I love the fact she'd be using her elbow and everything.
- That's my type of masseuse. - Complimentary.
- This is hers, actually. - Thank you so much.
- That's yours. - Thank you.
Like, somebody that really gets into deep tissue.
This Valentine's Day was perfect.
I even got my blanket.
Thanks so much for an amazing Valentine's Day.
- Of course, babe. - I love you.
- I love you, too. - My favorite person.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
I'm really glad that Baylen loved the massage,
but I do have a change that I would like to make
to the wedding that I would like to tell Baylen,
but I just don't know how she's gonna react to it.
So there is one more thing that...
I wanted to kind of talk to you about.
So...
There's a really big change that I want to make
to our wedding.
I know...
this is a day that you've been dreaming about
your whole life and...
You're making me nervous.
There's a pit in my stomach. What is he about to say?