[Baylen] Good day there, gov'nah.
- 'Ello. 'Ello. 'Ello. - A British accent?
Or something like that.
- Bottle of wat-ah. - Bottle of wat-ah.
- That's solid. - That's solid?
Valid. That's valid.
It's valid.
[short whimper]
- [Shanon] All right, here we go, guys. - [Baylen] Oh, wow.
We have a meeting with our wedding planners
at a flower shop to talk about our budget.
I think we have a decision to make.
Adjust our expectations...
or we could increase the budget.
No bride or groom wants to be told that their wedding
expectations are too much or too big.
I think... we should maybe ask my parents for some help.
I wouldn't mind, but I don't want to ask them
for any kind of money.
[short whimper]
[Allen speaking]
- [Baylen] Oh, my God, really? - [Allen] Yeah.
[Baylen] Thank you so much.
[Allen speaking]
We're going to London.
[Julie] The rideshare is gonna be here!
What age can you get a tattoo in London?
- What is it? - Oh, yeah, 18.
This is gonna be epic.
Come here, hunky man.
We'll be right back!
[Baylen] We'll come back--
Babe, I don't need any more anxiety.
You were supposed to be telling me that we're gonna be fine.
[Colin] Hopefully, we're gonna be fine.
I have always had anxiety about flying because your life
is in someone else's hands,
and that is my absolute least favorite thing.
[Baylen] Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo.
[Colin] [Inaudible]
[Allen] I am extremely concerned for Colin.
It's definitely worrisome to watch anybody go through that
and to know that they're sitting with my daughter.
It's going to be a long eight hours on that airplane.
[Colin] Baylen took her meds. She's knocked out.
I am not relaxed enough to be able to fall asleep like that.
Like, I just don't understand how people can fly over
an ocean and be like, "Oh, yeah, I'm perfectly fine.
I'm just gonna take a nap now."
If there was a way that I could drive to the UK, I would.
[intercom beeps]
[attendant] Thank you, cabin crew.
Please take your seats for landing.
[Colin] We're almost to London,
and it's a great feeling to be back over land.
I would say that I'm just ready to get off this plane.
My legs have been in the same position for like seven hours.
But I'm so excited to finally be in London.
[Colin speaking]
This is our first international flight together,
and Colin is usually the one to help my anxiety
or make it better.
But with flying, in this case...
Did we lose a wheel, or, like, what's going on?
It's not making it any better.
Sorry about that.
[Colin exhales]
[attendant] Well, a very warm welcome to London Heathrow Terminal 5.
The local time is just approaching quarter to 11
in the morning.
[Bechnir] Thank you, Dad.
Feet... on the ground.
It feels so nice to finally land in London.
Right now, it's just thoughts in our head of all the change
London can bring to us.
The reason why we're coming to London is for Neupulse,
this device that is not available in the U.S. yet.
However, we're here in hopes that in the future,
it can bring me relief and help my tics.
Toilets? They don't label it bathroom?
They label it toilets?
[larynx squeeze]-- Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo.
'Ello. 'Ello.
[Baylen] My tics are definitely escalating as we navigate
through the airport
because everything is new and unknown
and we're in literally a brand-new place
we've never been before.
I'm nervous that I might say something offensive
because I'm already ticcing in a British accent.
Dick, community dick.
I'm pregnant and I'm breastfeeding.
Back in my day-- shut the fuck up.
[Julie] Thankfully, we got through customs without any issues,
but Baylen's tics are ramping up.
It'd be good to get to the rental house ASAP.
We booked a rental flat as opposed to a hotel
because we all wanted to be together.
We wanted to share the experience.
[Julie] To get to the rental house, it's a little bit stressful,
but get ready, London, 'cause...
here we come. - Here we come.
♪ Rule Britannia! ♪
♪ Britannia, rule the waves ♪
♪ Britons never, never will be slaves ♪
[record scratch]
[Julie] Oh, whoa, whoa.
- [Sven] Press open, Bechnir. - You gotta press-- press open.
- [Julie] Keep going. - Fuck!
[Julie] Keep pressing it, keep pressing it.
[Bechnir] Mom, what do you think I'm doing?
As soon as we step foot in London,
the cluelessness hits.
I was airport-ready, not London-ready.
I don't even know what that means.
[Colin] So how long are we on this for?
Three hours.
- Are we really? - [Allen] No.
I'm so excited to get to the rental house.
The only thing that's stopping us is about 6,000 trains
to get there.
However, I have no idea the type of living
that UK-ans, UK-ians...
England people, I have no idea what a UK house looks like.
This is our first time doing this.
We have no idea what we're doing.
["Here Comes the Cavalry" by Staniel Bones playing]
♪ Don't be coy ♪
♪ We're far too old for all that ♪
♪ Carry on ♪
Now we gotta go down. Sick.
["Here Comes the Cavalry" continues]
Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo!
[child shouts incoherently]
[child] He's just a little guy!
♪ Here comes the cavalry ♪
♪ I will never say never! Oi! Oi! Oi! ♪
♪ [indistinct punk lyrics] Oi! Oi! Oi! ♪
♪ Here comes the cavalry ♪
Their sidewalks here are pretty skinny.
[Baylen] look at the double-decker.
[Colin] Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God, look at their license plates.
[Colin] Look at that. Look at that taxi.
[Colin] Baylen.
Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo.
Just sold to Joe Biden.
[Baylen] I need this travel to end, like, now.
It feels like it's taken us just as long to get to this
rental house as it has to fly over the Atlantic Ocean.
- [Julie] Who's excited to be here? - Whoo!
OK.
Praise the Lord, we are here!
[Bechnir] Why is there a doorknob in the middle?
- [Baylen] Did you just lock it? - [Bechnir] Oh, what are--
- [overlapping chatter] - [Julie] Guys, I got this.
I swear I got this.
[Bechnir] You know, it's OK. We're locked out.
Maybe everything's backwards and upside down in London.
After a long day of travel, we made it all the way here.
Thousands of miles of traveling.
Get all the way here, can't get in the house.
[Colin] Is there a secret room?
[Bechnir] You have to unlock both of them.
- Push or something. - [door unlocks]
- Oh! - [Julie] Sweet.
- We're here! - [Baylen] Yay!
There's a piano.
[Julie] Maybe throw your stuff down until we figure out like,
who's in what room. - Take a dick, bitch!
Hold up, they have their microwave
in the pantry? - Yeah, that's so cool.
[Bechnir] That is so weird.
Oh my God, this is kind of cool.
Hell yeah.
[Vick] This house is very scenic, bodacious, beautiful,
gorgeous, scenic, twice.
- [Vick] Staircase. - [Sven] It's small.
It feels like it's small.
It's small, but it just goes straight up.
[Sven] And it feels antique, like everything's left in,
like, the 1900s or something. - Yeah.
- [Julie] Are you tired? - Yeah.
So I think what's important right now is we kind of,
like, pick out rooms and stuff. - [Allen] Find a space and relax.
We have a lot of stuff packed up to do tomorrow.
What are we doing tomorrow?
We're going on a double-decker bus tour.
- Sweet. - Yes!
- No. - You're funny.
- Bowling. - What time do we have to do that?
We'll figure it all out.
Suck dick!
Everybody needs to get a good night's sleep, so...
I'll start now. I'll start now.
Um... I definitely have experienced jet lag,
but not on this big of a flight. - I'm sorry.
How the fuck have you experienced jet lag
when you've never flown across the country before?
To Florida.
Florida's the same time.
No. Well I...
All right, next question.
You're gonna crash there, Bay?
Yeah.
Colin's sleeping upstairs in the twin with me, Mom.
OK, yeah.
Cheese and onion.
That sounds absolutely fucking disgusting.
Tangy cheese. Ew, even disgusting-er.
I've definitely never seen these flavors before.
Prawn cocktail?
You know, I don't think those are going to touch my taste
buds at all this trip.
What the hell of this invention?
That doesn't look good.
The charging ports are just crazy.
It's like this sideways...
dot in the middle.
I'm just failing at life today.
How do people in England charge their phones?
I'm gonna fall off the bed.
My feet are gonna hang off.
All right.
Well, we got the travel to London done.
Check.
[punk music plays]
♪ England! We love you ♪
♪ England land ♪
♪ [indistinct lyrics continue] ♪
[Julie] Smells good already.
It's so much different from the U.S.
Like, even though we haven't even, like, wandered yet,
like, everything is still so much different, it feels like.
- Yeah. - It's an adventure.
Our first overnight stay in London was pretty uneventful.
Everyone seemingly passed out pretty quick.
And the rental came stocked with the basics, so we're having
bacon and eggs this morning.
I don't understand. Like, if you use that
to make you, like, less dizzy on the plane,
why do you still have it on right now?
It'll last three days.
If I take it off and we go on some kind of bus ride
or other trip or something else.
Well, that's what we're doing today.
- So that's why-- - So I'm leaving it on for
the full amount of time.
OK.
Baylen's Neupulse appointment is in two days.
So we have time to settle in, do some touristy things,
and kind of just get to know London.
And today we're going on a double-decker bus tour.
What are you excited to do today?
- I don't know. - You don't know?
- Come on! - [Bechnir] Hello, London!
[Bechnir] I thought there was gonna be, like,
skyscrapers, and tall, huge, like,
apartments or whatever.
And I didn't really see that, 'cause we're, like,
on the outskirts, and we're in the, like,
north-south or northeast or whatever.
And it's definitely-- north-south, holy shit.
Ooh, you guys making? You guys got three plates out?
- Morning. - Morning.
- You're all ready? - [Baylen] Yeah, I'm ready to go.
- Want some eggs? - Mnh-mnh.
Why are they yellow?
[Julie] 'Cause they're not in America,
where we put hormones in everything in our food.
Oh, my God. That's not it at all.
- Yes, it is. - Here we go.
I'm so happy to be here. We're in, literally, London.
I'm gonna just pretend that I'm not jet-lagged.
I'm good. We're good.
We're great.
Are you getting excited for the Neupulse meeting?
Yeah.
That's what I'm pretty much most excited about.
- I'm excited for the bus today. - Yeah.
But I'm excited to see,
kind of, what the device does and how it
works and more information on it.
[Baylen] Neupulse could be life-changing.
If this device works, it could help me for 10 minutes,
it could help me for an hour, it could help me going to
the grocery store, or it could help me go to
a foreign country.
It could just make my world flip.
I'd love to go to a movie theater
for the first time. - Oh, that'd be so fun.
- Something like that, right? - Yeah.
Like, if it helps me 5%, if it helps me no percent,
we're still...
There's still a reason why we came here, and it's just
going out and finding the next best thing.
[Julie] This is still gonna be an amazing adventure.
- Yeah. - I'm excited.
I have no idea what even downtown London looks like.
[Julie] Me neither.
Tell Colin he can stand there with the guy
with the buffalo head hat.
Colin wants to meet the king, OK?
I had to break the news to him
that that probably won't fucking happen.
Why am I learning all these weird things about Colin?
He wants to meet the king. He's riding in on a horse,
on the wedding. - Mm-hmm, and thinks he can get lessons from the king
to ride the horse. - That sounds fantastic.
OK.
What did the wedding planner have to say about Colin
and his horse? - [Baylen] Oh, God.
I don't even know.
Colin and I met up with the wedding planner,
and she basically told us that we spent too much money
on our venue, which is putting a huge squeeze
on the rest of the budget.
[Julie] Hi, kids. You guys can pick a plate.
All right, I'm gonna get going with one of those bacons.
- Colin's. - [Julie] Ugh!
So, sometime on this trip, me and Colin need to talk
to my parents about the struggles
we're having with the wedding.
[Julie] OK, I'm not trying to rush anybody,
but we do have to make
sure that we get out of here for the bus.
[Bechnir] I am not even--
[Julie] Let's get scooting, 'cause I don't want to be late.
OK, sweet.
Do I want to have the conversation
on a double-decker bus? No.
But our wedding is only nine months away,
and the clock is ticking to figure it all out.
Fucking bitches, fuck bitches get money.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome
to the London Hop-On-Hop-Off bus tour.
Next stop, Piccadilly Circus.
Pick a dick, bitch!
The tour and the tour guide are awesome,
but I can definitely feel Baylen's tics escalating
the longer that we're on this bus tour.
[punk music playing]
♪ I'm ready to go out, yeah ♪
♪ Right before [indistinct lyrics] ♪
♪ The boys are getting rowdy ♪
♪ [indistinct hollering] ♪
♪ I can see the [indistinct] ♪
- [Colin] I'm excited for all the history that we're-- - Guys look, there it is.
I love it. It's original.
It almost looks like an old fire truck at the front.
It's so charming.
I'm so excited to go see the sights of London today.
We're going on a bus tour, but I'm just a little bit
nervous with how my tics will be.
Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo!
Eat a bag of chips!
Motherfucker.
Hey, man-- how's it going? I'm Russell.
Nice to meet you. My name's Sven.
Sven, lovely to meet you, too. Please sit there.
- Sir, what's your name? - Bechnir.
Bechnir-- grand. Nice one.
- Take a seat, please. - [short whimper]
Lovely to meet you.
Of course, the tour guide is bald.
I just can't catch a break.
- No breaks catched. - You're bald, sir!
- Madam, lovely to meet you, sir. Welcome to London. - Thank you.
I made it all of five seconds. Five seconds.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome
to the London Hop-on, Hop-off Bus Tour.
The only tour that's a mix of history, comedy, and loads
of traffic. Hopefully not.
So, here we go.
On your left-hand side,
we have good old Father Thames... - [short whimper]
...London's largest body of water and also
claimed to fame for being a river and biohazard
at the same time.
Quick little fact, if you fall in,
we're not gonna fetch you out--
you'll become part of this historical tour.
And right next to it, you can see the magnificent
London Eye. - You're bald!
[Russell] There are 32 capsules.
Each capsule holds 25 people, so 800 people capacity.
There is so many stimulants on this bus tour for my tics.
[Russell] Goes around at 26 centimeters
per second to allow people to get on and off.
[Baylen] I'm using every CBIT technique--
whispering my tics
or trying to make them as quiet as possible
so that my urge can still be let out, but I'm not
distracting or hurting anyone's feelings.
OK, here we go. Next stop, Piccadilly Circus.
- Pick a dick, bitch! - Hit it, driver!
- [muffled laughter] - Hit it, bitch!
Park Plaza that dick. Park that dick.
- Ah, Big Ben-- now, Big Ben-- - 'Ello. 'Ello. 'Ello.
Big Ben is actually the name of the bell, not the building.
The bell weighs 13.7 tons.
- Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo. - And like my ex-missus,
it kicks off once an hour, and expects
to be listened to by everyone.
You know, I wasn't really paying attention.
I was just trying to grab branches off the tree.
- But I'm learning a little bit. - You saw Big Ben.
Yeah. Mm-hmm.
How long have you guys been in London for?
- A day. - A day?
- Thursday-- yeah. - Are you enjoying--
is it your first time in London?
- Yes. - Yeah? Yeah?
- Enjoying it? - Mm-hmm.
What food have you tasted so far?
Have you had pie, mash, and liquor?
- No-- I hope. - No?
- He's 15, OK he's not-- - No liquor.
Yeah. Actually, liquor is the term
for a sauce we put on the pie. - Oh!
Yeah-- I--
as opposed to-- yeah, because you call liquor
"booze" in the States.
- Yes. - A little booze on the bobby.
- What's a bobby? - I don't know.
So if you go in and ask for pie, mash, and liquor,
you're not gonna get drunk on it.
What's on the list of to-dos?
Any major things you want to see?
He wants to meet King Charles.
[laughing]
- [Allen] Yeah. - Well, yeah, OK.
I mean, later on, if the flag's flying high,
you know he's at home,
maybe go and have a knock on the front door.
- [Colin] Yeah... yeah. - Give it a whirl.
Name another king in the world.
He's got to be the only king in the world.
- No, there's more kings. - Where?
There's, like, the prince of Greece and,
like, the prince of all these other... - That's princes.
Yes, but they obviously have fathers.
I just want to have dinner with the king.
6-I have a question. - Go on.
Why don't they carry ranch in the UK?
Ranch? What's ranch?
- You-- you don't know what ranch is? - No.
- It's a condiment. - No way!
- Yes. - Is it, like-- is it liquid-y?
- Is it dry? - It's a dressing.
It's a liquid-y dressing.
I'm so disappointed I don't have ranch on me right now,
or else his world...
would be changed. Poof, mind-changing.
- Suck on donkey balls, bitch. - [Russell] Unfortunately this one--
it's in the-- - Penis!
[Russell continues indistinctly]
Take a dick, bitch!
- [Russell] ...off the top of my head. - 'Ello.
'Ello. 'Ello.
Good day, there, gov'nah.
The tour and the tour guide are awesome,
but I can definitely feel Baylen's tics
escalating the longer that we're on this bus tour.
This is a lot of stimulation for someone with Tourette's.
- Fantastic. - Fantastic dick.
I really hurt my hand
It's gonna be bruised tomorrow. - [Colin] Yeah.
It kind of hurt my pinky.
- I'm sorry. - It's OK.
[Russell continues indistinctly]
So I hurt my hand by chopping the metal thing
in front of the seat.
My tics are escalating on the bus because I'm able to see
and look out and yell at people.
- Fuck you bitch. - [Russell] I beg your pardon, sir.
And then the other one is because the bus is filled.
[squealing]
Oh, I really needed to let that out.
Hoo-wee, hoo-wee!
And then it's a new place.
New time, new environment.
I'm stressed and overstimulated.
So we'll be coming past the grounds, the rear
of Buckingham Palace, the Queen's Garden,
or His Majesty's Garden now. Yeah.
So if the flag's up, as I say, it means he's in residence.
If it's halfway down and upside down,
have a mild panic,
'cause I don't know what it means, but yeah. - Fucking bitch.
[Russell] Look, so on your phones...
Any time her tics become pretty overwhelming,
I tell her to just let me know,
'cause she gets the urge, so just to let me know
before she does it, and I can put my arm there,
and she can hit my arm versus hurting herself.
[Russell] So, yeah, this is Buckingham Palace to your right,
or the Gardens of Buckingham Palace.
And we'll go past that later on.
This is more bruised than my hand.
This hurts a lot, honestly.
So, I'm going to need some ice on that when we get back.
[Russell] Yeah, so this is Westminster Abbey.
Now, further down here, you'll see there's another
church, and it actually looks like a mosque... - [thump, thump, thump]
...but it's a Byzantine church,
and inside, when you go inside...
I can definitely see that the tics are escalating,
and I think what makes me uncomfortable is that
I'm seeing some self-destructive kind of tics,
and I haven't seen those in a while.
[Allen] This is exactly why we wanted to come to London,
and try the Neupulse device. If this device works,
these moments could be so much more enjoyable for Baylen.
[Russell] ...and it's never been finished.
Why, I do not know.
I mean, obviously, couldn't afford to pay
the payments and decorate, but...
[Baylen] This tour guide is super fun, and I want to see
all of London,
but my tics are too bad, and this is just too much.
Right now, I just feel like
I need to get off this bus as soon as possible.
Colin?
I--
[Russell continues indistinctly]
[indistinct background conversation]
[tense music plays]
I watch one-- a mate of mine said, "Come on,
I'm gonna go to a game, yeah."
My word. I couldn't believe it.
We got there at 9 o'clock in the morning.
There were barbecues going, all sorts of things.
My tics have not been this bad in a really long time,
and I'm just really thankful
that the bus tour is almost over.
This is Horseferry Road, so we've come around in
a massive circle. - [Baylen] Shut up, bitch.
You're winning!
OK, ladies and gentlemen, don't get out the tissues,
but this is the end of the tour. - [imitates buzzer]
[Russell] It's been lovely to have you all aboard.
[Julie] Baylen was a little bit on fire with her tics.
She's self-harming.
Like, those are the tics that beat her down.
- [clapping] - Thank you so much, ladies and gentlemen.
[Julie] But we're so proud that she pushed through and finished
the bus tour.
Like, there's always a balance that's occurring between making
sure the whole family's OK, but also making sure that
Baylen has what she needs to be OK.
[Allen] Russell knocked it out of the park.
- Russell was super cool. - [Julie] Yeah, he's awesome.
That tour guy was... amazing.
- The tour was amazing. - [Allen] What do you guys think?
Do you guys want to do anything else before we head back
to the house? - [Baylen] Me and Colin are gonna
go to the Big Ben and take pictures.
- We're going to walk over here. - [Baylen] Have fun.
Let's just catch up in a few.
We planned on doing more sightseeing today,
but today has been a lot for me already.
It got cold all of a sudden.
Look how pretty Big Ben is, though.
[Colin] Yeah.
So I would rather just get my picture with Big Ben here
and go back to our rental and have a relaxing,
peaceful night.
- Well, that was a lot of fun. Anybody tired? - Yeah.
- I don't know. - What do you guys want to do now?
- What do you want to do now? - Why don't we go grab some ice cream?
- I'll go grab some ice cream. - I don't want ice cream.
- They probably do. - I'll go.
- OK, come on-- let's go. - [indistinct chatter]
We're going to grab some ice cream.
[Julie] All right, we'll just meet you over there then.
- OK, perfect. - We'll wait for Baylen and Colin.
- [Candy] Perfect! - I know they're doing their thing.
- Oh, my God. - All right.
That's exciting.
It's so helpful to have my mom, Candy, here to help
with the boys.
[Allen] Yeah, especially since our day's
already been an adventure,
and with how intense Bay's tics have been today,
we really haven't had a chance to check in with each other.
[Colin] Yep.
Dick!
My tics were absolutely terrible.
My collarbone hurts, my neck hurts, my head hurts,
my knees hurt. So it's been a day.
What's crazy is that we haven't seen her do,
like, the hitting thing in forever.
Well, it is concerning.
I mean, it's not like she's with strangers.
She's with us.
Like, if she was by herself,
would that be ten times worse, a hundred times worse?
- I know, and it's like she can't help it... - It is concerning.
...'cause Colin kept saying to her, "Just hit me instead.
Hit me." - But she's like, "I can't."
I think it actually caught her off-guard.
'Cause I don't think, 'cause her knowing that we're
going on a bus, right? So she thinks she's separated
from a crowd, when really you're not,
'cause you're seeing all this stimulation around you,
so your body is still being hyper-aware.
It's just overwhelming for her.
There's no quick shot to fix it, but your mind still takes
you back to this hope of the Neupulse.
[Allen] I'm so hopeful that this device is gonna help Baylen
that I've almost willed myself to believe it.
As a parent, I'm just hoping that...
this device gives her some relief
and gives her some hope that...
there is something better to look forward to,
because she needs it.
But other than my tics on the tour,
the tour was really, really cool.
- The tour guide was awesome. - Yep.
Didn't say anything about my tics.
Yeah.
Like, it was just super, super cool to be, like,
with somebody that doesn't care,
but also is as funny and amazing as he was.
Yeah. He was very funny.
You're bald.
But to be able to see all of the history about the city,
which is just amazing. - Oh, of course.
Like, this city is just crazy. Like, it really is.
- The architecture. - Yeah it is-- the people.
But you getting on that thing?
- The eye? - [Colin] Yeah.
- Absolutely not. - [laughing] OK.
But speaking of, like, tourist things and, like,
things to do, we still need to talk to my parents.
About the wedding?
Yeah, it's just important that we do it sooner than later.
Dick down in Dallas, you're not my meemaw.
Do I think that right now is the right time to talk to them?
No.
It's been a really long day, so...
It has, and I agree with you.
It doesn't need to be today.
[Baylen] We have very limited one-on-one time with my parents
on this trip because it's hard to get my parents away
from the rest of the group.
So I'm honestly not sure
when me and Colin will be able to talk to my parents.
But the longer we wait,
the harder it will be to pull off our dream wedding.
[dramatic chord strikes]
[Baylen] Bald bitch.
There's a lot of bald people in the UK.
[laughing]
Bald bitch!
[ethereal electronic music plays]
Make sure to order the cab so we're not late.
Yeah, I already ordered the cab.
I figured out how to do it. There's like an app.
Oh, a little high-tech.
But your family's meeting us there, right?
Yeah-- hopefully the traffic isn't too bad.
Yeah.
My family's currently out sightseeing right now.
Say hi. We're on the London Eye.
Is anybody nervous?
After the bus tour yesterday, Colin and I just decided
to have a quiet morning at the house,
because I will not be going on the London Eye.
I'm petrified of heights.
Once they're done, my family is gonna meet us for lunch.
So, me and Colin are taking a cab to go to a authentic pub
for the first time in London. We're so excited.
Well, I'm so excited. I don't know about Colin.
I'm excited, too.
What do you think is British food here to eat?
Porridge.
I don't even know what porridge is,
but I saw it on a menu somewhere.
I'm like excited to try food, but I'm also like,
such a picky eater that I'm just like,
I don't know how far I'm gonna be able to go.
We're not adventurous eaters. Let's just put it that way.
We're both picky eaters, but we do step out
of our comfort zones sometimes.
When in London, get bangers and mash.
[trickling]
- I'm sorry, somebody's peeing-- - Is somebody peeing down...
the tube?
I think it's somebody going to pee right now, right?
Let's wait and find out.
Oh, oh, oh.
[Colin] Yeah, I think that's it.
Oh yeah... Look at them, they're so cool.
Yep, this is us.
[Baylen] Well, wait, Colin, he's getting out.
[driver sighs]
[Colin] Good morning.
Good, how are you?
- [Colin] Oh, thank you. - [Baylen] Oh.
Where are we off to?
We're going to the Duke of Hamilton.
- Very nice. - Thank you.
- All right, you're welcome.
- You got everything, yeah? - [Colin] Yes, yeah.
Thank you.
What is that?
- A little... proper. - Fancy smancy.
Opening the doors?
[larynx squeeze]-- whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo.
I just want to let you know, I have Tourette's Syndrome.
It's a neurological involuntary motor and vocal disorder.
So, if you hear or see anything that doesn't fit in,
then just ignore it.
Trust me, you're in good company.
- You'll be all right. - Thank you so much.
Thank you.
- All right. - [larynx squeeze]
[driver speaking]
[Baylen] Have you lived in London your whole life?
[Baylen speaking]
[driver speaking]
- OK. - [Colin] Essex.
Growing up, like, I don't know what it was,
but I, like, always wanted a British accent.
There's something about...
[Colin] Oh, I'm not...
Would you like some shrimp on the bobby?
She's good.
OK.
You've got two choices.
[Baylen] Two choices.
See, I can't be...
[attempting British accent] You've got two choices.
You can either walk out or go out the window.
- That's the best I got. - Winduh-ooh!
You could either walk out.
- Say out. - Out.
- That's it. - Out.
You can throw it out the window.
Your accent is like spot on when you're ticcing,
but when you're not ticcing and you're having
to think about it--
- It's harder. - Yeah.
It's really hard.
'Ello. 'Ello.
'Ello. - Spot on.
[driver speaking]
There is a device that is currently going
through testing trials for Tourette's.
And I'm going there to be part of, like,
an informational meeting to kind of see how the device
affects me and affects-- and works
with my tics, basically.
It's definitely groundbreaking.
We're pretty excited to see, kind of...
You're bald, bitch.
[Baylen] Yeah.
There's a lot of bald people in the UK.
Yeah, we're, like, 40% British, so my dad's
bald, too. I don't... I have no idea.
They're everywhere.
I should have worked with my CBIT therapist
with my bald tic before I came here.
Mom even told me to work on it, and I was like,
"No, it's not that annoying."
Bald bitch. It's not that--
like, it's really-- like, it's fine.
Bald bitch!
I am extremely comfortable
with this cab driver.
It's just really, really nice to finally be understood
and not have to explain myself.
So, him just being himself made the whole cab ride.
It's kind of...
exciting that our meeting with Neupulse
is already tomorrow.
Like, it's really exciting that it's just right
around the corner.
I feel, like, bad that I'm excited to be here
and I'm grateful, but I don't want to have
high expectations going into this
because if it works, it works.
If it doesn't, it doesn't.
I'm not gonna, like, get upset-- and you're bald.
[Colin] You know, if it really is this life-changing
and you're able to maybe get it next year,
hopefully, maybe,
you know, that's something that, you know, would really
help with pregnancy as well. You know?
What?
Let's save the baby talk for another day.
Why?
I-- it's a serious thing.
Whether the Neupulse device works or it doesn't work,
I would like to still have a conversation about babies.
Oh... I was like,
"You're throwing me for another loop."
I, of course, want a family with Colin,
and I want children.
However, Colin's next career could be him working 24/7,
which would mean me at home with the baby 24/7.
And it's very difficult with the conditions that I have.
There's a lot of risks and a lot of unknown,
which just puts a lot of pressure on me.
I have Tourette Syndrome, stupid.
[blows raspberry]
No, it's just you're not talking about it.
You just keep pushing me back, and I would like to eventually
be able to have a conversation with you about it.
- OK. - All right.
Yeah.
We can have a conversation about it...
another day.
[Colin] OK.
Another day, another time. Maybe not in the back of a cab.
OK.
I haven't been ready to talk to Colin about my concerns,
because I know that's-- that means everything to him,
is starting a family.
And I don't want this to cause a rift in our relationship.
Itchy baby weiner.
- [gasp] - [knocking]
There's a guy over there in the corner laughing at me.
It's really hard to not pay attention to the man
staring at me and laughing.
Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo.
Every time I tic, I want to look at him and see, like,
"Is he laughing at me? Is he making fun of me?
Like, do I tic right now?"
- [Baylen] Thank you so much. - [driver] It's been a pleasure.
[pop music plays]
- Oh, look. - Hey, guys.
Hi, Bay. Have you guys been in yet?
- No. - [Allen] Who's hungry?
- Let's get some food. - [Colin] Pretty hungry.
[pop music continues]
- [Julie] So cute. - Hey, guys.
- How you doing? - Hi.
- Bald bitch-- [short whimper]. - Grab a seat wherever you like.
- [Julie] OK. - I'll be over in a minute.
- [Julie] OK. I'm just gunna-- - This looks nice.
Are we here or here?
I'm so excited going into this pub not knowing
anything about British food.
So I'm super excited to try,
let's hope, good food. Let's hope.
I thought these bars and pubs were loud
and lively and entertaining
and bar fights happen at like 7 o'clock. - Everybody's like whispering--
[Baylen] Dick! Well, I'm not whispering, so...
Oh, I was like, "What food is that?"
Oh, wait, those are specials over there.
- Is that different over there? - Spotted dick!
- [Colin] That's actually what it says. - [Baylen] Dick.
I know nothing about food in the UK.
I literally only know that my kids have said,
"Mom, we hear the food here is kind of gross."
Bechnir, mushy peas?
[Bechnir] Fish and chips with a little brickle brackle.
I am a very adventurous eater. I explore, I guide, I taste.
I do not personally like exploring foods.
I just stick to my own lane.
Like, if the food doesn't look good, I don't try.
Dad, what are you gonna get?
Dick. Spotted dick.
Fuck that bitch.
[Allen] Is there pictures?
- [Baylen] Shut the fuck up. - [Bechnir] My boogle broggle.
[Baylen] Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo.
[Julie] I don't know.
Dick.
Well, we could try that--
- I don't know. - [Baylen] Spotted.
- Alone in a safari. - [Julie] I'm so sorry.
- An itchy... baby... weiner. - That's not funny.
Today, much like any other day...
is a difficult day for Baylen.
Dick.
With all the crazy menu items on the chalkboard,
I think Bay's getting towards her limits today.
[Baylen] I'm gonna get the bangers and mash.
Someone get fish and chips, and we'll get
the bubble and squeak.
My tics on the bus yesterday were more physical,
and the tics today at the pub have been more vocal.
- Guys, how we getting on here? - I have a couple questions.
- Yeah. - [Allen] That's what I was gonna say.
One, I have Tourette's, so I would just like
to let you know I have a tic where I call people bald.
So it's absolutely nothing against you.
- He gets it all the time. - Yeah, he does.
Um...[short squeaks].
What is spotted dick?
[server] Spotted dick...
So it's a sponge with some, like, dried fruits inside,
so raisins, currants, and it's served with a custard
on the side. - OK.
- Chip, butty, butty? - Chip butty.
Anything that's a butty is
between two slices of bread like a sandwich.
- So it's carbs on carbs. - Oh, OK.
- OK, I like that. - [server] Yeah.
Sorry.
[Colin speaks indistinctly]
I don't really recall waiting on someone with Tourette's.
Objection!
We do get a lot of American guests coming in.
I guess you maybe aren't familiar with UK cuisine.
But I think in this line of work, you've just got to roll
with the punches, accept people at face value.
OK, I want to try a beer. I've never tried beer before.
- [server] OK. - [Baylen] Where do I start?
- I'd probably start on a lager. - OK.
[Colin speaking]
OK, we're going straight to there.
I think we'll maybe start with the light lager
and see where we go from there, yeah?
- OK. - OK.
[Baylen] I have never tried beer before
because I've never been interested in it.
But the reason why I'm trying beer for the first time
in London is because there's a pub
on every single corner, basically.
So what better place to try beer than here?
I tell you what, I'll bring you a taste of the Alpaca.
You can try it as well.
- Can I? - All right, yeah.
What about the vinegar on the fish and chips?
Comes on the side, buddy, you can add as much
or as little as you want.
An itchy baby weiner.
- [restaurant chatter] - [knocking]
There's a guy over there in the corner laughing at me.
Which corner?
The left-hand corner over there.
[Colin] To your left. He's in the corner.
He just turns around, stares, and laughs.
Dick!
[Allen] It's just the way it is.
[Colin speaking]
Crazy.
[Baylen] The environment is a little bit small and echoey.
It's really hard to not pay attention to the man
staring at me and laughing.
Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo!
Every time I tic, I want to look at him and see, like,
"Is he laughing at me? Is he making fun of me?
Like, do I tic right now?"
- Holy shit, dude. - Can't fix everybody.
I expect it. When I go out,
I totally expect that...
people are gonna stare. People are gonna giggle.
People are gonna laugh.
But it bugs Baylen, and it bugs Colin.
Like, your parents obviously didn't raise you right.
[Colin] He's sitting over there and he's like,
blatantly laughing at Baylen and her ticcing.
And that's when the anger starts to build
because it's like, "How are you that rude?"
Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo.
- [Allen] I thought it was. - You have to be 18.
I'm trying to enjoy myself the best I can with my family
and with Colin.
But it's so hard to when, constantly in your corner,
you're being laughed and mocked and stared at.
It just doesn't make the experience fun.
And I just don't know how much more I can take.
[Colin speaking]
God damn!
Dick!
[Colin speaking]
Colin would want to have babies yesterday with his timeline.
- What? - I just don't think I've expressed to him...
my concerns.
We're making every life decision in a matter of,
like, six months.
And now you wanting babies on top of it is...
It's about wanting a family.
We spoke to the wedding planner.
OK.
Told us to lower our expectations, or...
increase our budget. - Increase the--
And we have an ask.
Don't throw anything stupid out right now.
Shut up, bitch.
Today is finally the day. We are here to meet
people with Neupulse...
[short whimper]
...a device that helps the frequency of tics.
Perfect.
And today I will be able to try it on for the first time.
Do you feel anything yet?
Shut up, bitch.