1 00:00:04,879 --> 00:00:05,046 . 2 00:00:05,130 --> 00:00:05,714 - This is it. 3 00:00:07,173 --> 00:00:10,593 Next Friday is the deadline for us to qualify for Daytona. 4 00:00:10,677 --> 00:00:11,886 Now, in order for us to do so, 5 00:00:11,970 --> 00:00:14,305 we got to submit something called a skills tape. 6 00:00:14,389 --> 00:00:17,225 We have to prove our aptitude in the following areas-- 7 00:00:17,308 --> 00:00:18,977 tumbling... 8 00:00:19,060 --> 00:00:21,771 [upbeat music] 9 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:22,772 Stunts... 10 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:27,277 ♪ ♪ 11 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:28,945 Basket tosses... 12 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:31,448 ♪ ♪ 13 00:00:31,531 --> 00:00:32,824 Pyramids. 14 00:00:32,907 --> 00:00:35,493 ♪ ♪ 15 00:00:35,577 --> 00:00:38,747 But we can, we will, we must... 16 00:00:38,830 --> 00:00:40,331 get that tape in by 9:00 a.m. Friday, 17 00:00:40,415 --> 00:00:42,292 or, as they say in cheer, 18 00:00:42,334 --> 00:00:44,252 we're [bleep]. 19 00:00:44,294 --> 00:00:46,880 - ♪ Okay, let's go, okay, let's go ♪ 20 00:00:46,963 --> 00:00:49,299 ♪ Okay, let's go, five, six, seven, eight ♪ 21 00:00:49,341 --> 00:00:52,719 - The head coach is like the chef of a football team, 22 00:00:52,761 --> 00:00:54,846 and this is where I do my best cooking. 23 00:00:54,929 --> 00:00:56,514 [laughs] - Hey, babe-- 24 00:00:56,556 --> 00:00:58,767 Whoa, what's going on? 25 00:00:58,850 --> 00:01:01,644 There's, like, a lot more of y'all here than usual. 26 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:04,356 - Yep. I got a crew following me now, too. 27 00:01:04,439 --> 00:01:07,025 Yeah, your, uh, producers are thinking about expanding 28 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:08,777 the Coach Potter universe, 29 00:01:08,860 --> 00:01:11,613 so they're following me for a hard-hitting walk 30 00:01:11,654 --> 00:01:13,782 in the shoes of a junior-college football coach. 31 00:01:13,865 --> 00:01:15,825 - Oh, but football season's over. 32 00:01:15,867 --> 00:01:18,661 - Baby, championships are built in the offseason. 33 00:01:18,745 --> 00:01:21,664 - Um, baby, you know I never want to keep you 34 00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:23,500 from whatever this is, 35 00:01:23,541 --> 00:01:26,044 um, but this is going to be a real stressful week for me 36 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:27,253 so I just-- - Say no more. 37 00:01:27,295 --> 00:01:28,713 You don't got to worry about a thing, 38 00:01:28,838 --> 00:01:30,715 not when you're in Boon Country. 39 00:01:30,799 --> 00:01:34,135 [country music] 40 00:01:34,219 --> 00:01:35,887 That's what we're calling my doc. 41 00:01:35,970 --> 00:01:37,514 It's a play on words. - Oh. 42 00:01:37,597 --> 00:01:38,723 - Yeah. 43 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:40,350 - What words is it playing on? 44 00:01:40,433 --> 00:01:41,935 - Boon... 45 00:01:42,060 --> 00:01:43,687 and country. 46 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:46,147 - All right, y'all, it is our skills week. 47 00:01:46,231 --> 00:01:47,482 Let's pick a day to get us on tape. 48 00:01:47,565 --> 00:01:49,651 - Not Tuesday, okay? It's my pet-detection final. 49 00:01:49,734 --> 00:01:52,195 I am on a short leash until then. 50 00:01:52,237 --> 00:01:54,280 - Uh, my women's studies paper is due on Wednesday 51 00:01:54,322 --> 00:01:55,740 on why women be so inspirational. 52 00:01:55,824 --> 00:01:57,242 So I got to find a female hero. 53 00:01:57,367 --> 00:02:00,453 - Yeah, and I also have my Art-history final that day. 54 00:02:00,495 --> 00:02:02,247 This year we're doing Art Garfunkel. 55 00:02:02,288 --> 00:02:03,873 - Because nothing is easy, 56 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:06,626 it's also finals week here at Headltston. 57 00:02:06,710 --> 00:02:09,004 We operate on a trimester schedule here 58 00:02:09,087 --> 00:02:10,797 in honor of having the highest rate 59 00:02:10,839 --> 00:02:12,799 of college pregnancies in the nation. 60 00:02:12,924 --> 00:02:15,760 Got to celebrate the wins where you got 'em. 61 00:02:15,844 --> 00:02:17,846 - I'm open. I'm already done with my finals. 62 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:19,431 It was a joke. 63 00:02:19,514 --> 00:02:22,100 I need a location. 64 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:23,893 - Can I suggest Monday? 65 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:26,229 - Monday's actually-- - Monday works for me. 66 00:02:26,312 --> 00:02:28,857 - Monday is the typing final, and you are all in my class. 67 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:30,942 - I won't be there, but good luck. 68 00:02:31,026 --> 00:02:32,902 - Krystal, everyone has to take and pass their finals. 69 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:34,446 - Then I have a doctor's note. 70 00:02:36,239 --> 00:02:37,699 - This is from your sister. 71 00:02:37,782 --> 00:02:39,409 - In her country, she's a doctor. 72 00:02:39,534 --> 00:02:42,746 - My country is America. I was born right here. 73 00:02:42,871 --> 00:02:44,122 - For student athletes, 74 00:02:44,205 --> 00:02:45,874 the student part has got to come first, 75 00:02:45,957 --> 00:02:48,251 because it's difficult to have a career in cheer. 76 00:02:48,376 --> 00:02:50,086 They have to be able to rely on their degree 77 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,546 from a two- to seven-year junior college. 78 00:02:51,629 --> 00:02:52,672 And luckily for them, 79 00:02:52,714 --> 00:02:54,841 Headltston has come up in the rankings. 80 00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:56,551 Plus, if they don't pass their finals, 81 00:02:56,676 --> 00:02:58,303 they can't go to Daytona. 82 00:02:58,345 --> 00:03:00,472 - So we qualified for Daytona six months ago at cheer camp. 83 00:03:00,513 --> 00:03:02,057 Everybody's pretty happy here. 84 00:03:02,140 --> 00:03:03,725 Ow! It's too hard! 85 00:03:03,808 --> 00:03:05,477 - That's as light as I can do it. 86 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:07,312 - It's too hard to teach you everything. 87 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:09,564 Just go. Get. Get out. 88 00:03:09,606 --> 00:03:12,734 So, um, what's going on with Courteney's team? 89 00:03:12,817 --> 00:03:14,361 What's their routine looking like? 90 00:03:14,444 --> 00:03:16,237 Can't tell me? [chuckles] 91 00:03:16,321 --> 00:03:19,407 Although, if you did, I'd make it worth your while, doll. 92 00:03:22,952 --> 00:03:24,496 - Damn, you're really hot when you study. 93 00:03:24,579 --> 00:03:26,122 - Stop playing. 94 00:03:26,164 --> 00:03:28,625 - We are officially dating. Clearly, it was meant to be. 95 00:03:28,708 --> 00:03:30,001 - Stop kicking my chair. 96 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:31,419 - Why are you giving me crap? 97 00:03:31,461 --> 00:03:32,962 - Because you're being a big old weenie! 98 00:03:33,088 --> 00:03:35,048 - We're just not going public because we... 99 00:03:35,090 --> 00:03:36,716 - Don't want to make it awkward. 100 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:38,468 - Plus, it's just not cool 101 00:03:38,593 --> 00:03:40,553 to go public with relationships these days. 102 00:03:40,637 --> 00:03:43,598 - Ladies and gentlemen, my boyfriend. 103 00:03:43,682 --> 00:03:45,767 - Thank you, thank you, thank you. 104 00:03:45,850 --> 00:03:48,186 And my girlfriend. [both mumbling] 105 00:03:48,353 --> 00:03:50,313 - Very well. - Wait. Do-do-do-do. 106 00:03:50,397 --> 00:03:53,858 - We are in an open relationship. 107 00:03:53,942 --> 00:03:56,820 - We are completely monogamous and telling everyone. 108 00:03:56,861 --> 00:03:58,697 - Hey, do any of you losers want to take a break 109 00:03:58,780 --> 00:04:00,407 and go to the Loose Button? - Nuh-uh. 110 00:04:00,490 --> 00:04:02,033 - Yeah? - No, no, no, no, no. 111 00:04:02,117 --> 00:04:04,786 Coach said if we don't pass our finals, we're off the team. 112 00:04:04,869 --> 00:04:07,038 - I'm a pet-detection major, and if I don't pass, 113 00:04:07,122 --> 00:04:08,957 I screw the pooch. 114 00:04:08,998 --> 00:04:10,667 - Why are you so nervous? You get straight A's. 115 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:12,085 - When I was four, my foster mom told me 116 00:04:12,127 --> 00:04:13,461 I needed to be perfect at everything, 117 00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:15,130 or I would die alone. 118 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:17,799 - I really need to focus. I've been a bit distracted. 119 00:04:17,882 --> 00:04:20,051 My divorce is official. Let's go. 120 00:04:20,135 --> 00:04:23,179 So much like my ex-wife was for most of our marriage, 121 00:04:23,221 --> 00:04:24,472 I'm dating. 122 00:04:24,556 --> 00:04:26,141 Yeah, well, I'm on the apps. 123 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:27,517 I tried Love Herrrtz, 124 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:30,520 which I thought was for rental-car employees. 125 00:04:30,562 --> 00:04:33,398 It was not. 126 00:04:33,523 --> 00:04:35,316 But I am done making bad decisions, 127 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:37,068 which is why I got on Cheerleaders Only. 128 00:04:37,152 --> 00:04:38,361 Yeah, it's--it's an app that matches you 129 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:40,196 with cheerleaders in your area. 130 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:42,741 I think the ladies will likey. 131 00:04:42,824 --> 00:04:45,160 - Hey, baby, you're in the industry. 132 00:04:45,201 --> 00:04:47,871 My producers say my sizzle reel is "zzzz." 133 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:49,664 Is that a play on words? 134 00:04:49,748 --> 00:04:51,124 - Honey, I think they mean, like... 135 00:04:51,207 --> 00:04:52,834 [imitates snoring] 136 00:04:52,917 --> 00:04:54,753 - Where the heck is this coming from? 137 00:04:54,836 --> 00:04:56,421 [country music] 138 00:04:56,546 --> 00:05:00,175 Um, so today I will be ordering mouthguards for my team. 139 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,218 Um, I normally go with white, 140 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:04,554 but, you know, I'm feeling a little crazy, 141 00:05:04,637 --> 00:05:07,098 so I think I'm going to order purple. 142 00:05:07,182 --> 00:05:10,810 [dramatic music] 143 00:05:10,852 --> 00:05:12,729 No, they're sold out of purple. 144 00:05:12,812 --> 00:05:14,356 Um... 145 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:17,734 so I guess we're going to go with white. 146 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:19,486 - Well, I just think maybe you need more drama 147 00:05:19,527 --> 00:05:21,029 in there, is what they're saying. 148 00:05:21,112 --> 00:05:22,864 - Did you not hear about the purple mouthguards? 149 00:05:22,947 --> 00:05:24,324 - No, I did. 150 00:05:24,407 --> 00:05:25,825 - Well, what's so dramatic about yours? 151 00:05:25,867 --> 00:05:27,285 - I have a skills tape due on Friday 152 00:05:27,369 --> 00:05:28,244 that I got to schedule around finals, 153 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:29,954 which they have to pass. 154 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:31,873 And if I don't get the tape in, we don't make Daytona, 155 00:05:31,956 --> 00:05:33,249 and this whole year will have been for nothing. 156 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:34,709 - No, Coach, you've worked so hard. 157 00:05:34,834 --> 00:05:36,211 You have to make Daytona. 158 00:05:36,294 --> 00:05:37,629 What's going to happen? - I don't know. 159 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:40,924 We have to watch and find out. 160 00:05:41,007 --> 00:05:42,717 [typewriters clacking] 161 00:05:42,801 --> 00:05:45,929 All right, that's time. Typewriters down. 162 00:05:46,012 --> 00:05:48,139 Steven. 163 00:05:48,223 --> 00:05:50,016 Madonna, wake up, honey. The test is over. 164 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:51,726 - Oh, thank God. I dreamt I missed this. 165 00:05:51,810 --> 00:05:53,228 - Here you are. You did it. - Thank you. 166 00:05:53,311 --> 00:05:55,438 - DiMarcus, thank you, sir. 167 00:05:55,522 --> 00:05:56,523 Sally, thank you, ma'am. - Thank you. 168 00:05:56,606 --> 00:05:59,234 - Krystal. - Here you go. 169 00:05:59,317 --> 00:06:01,236 - Jesus be a tutor. 170 00:06:06,408 --> 00:06:06,658 . 171 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:07,909 - I'm frankly disappointed in both of you. 172 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:09,452 You know good and well 173 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:10,412 your sister cannot take 174 00:06:10,453 --> 00:06:11,538 your typing final for you. 175 00:06:11,663 --> 00:06:14,416 - Why not? She takes all my tests. 176 00:06:14,499 --> 00:06:15,583 - Because it's cheating. 177 00:06:15,667 --> 00:06:17,252 - And why am I here? 178 00:06:17,335 --> 00:06:18,837 - Because you got the highest score in the class. 179 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:20,505 I talked to your improv teacher. 180 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:23,299 She said, "yes, and" she also got the high score in my class. 181 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:25,176 That means you're a hidden brainiac. 182 00:06:25,301 --> 00:06:27,178 - Shh. You're going to get me kicked out of Fight Club. 183 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:28,555 - Look, here's what's going to happen. 184 00:06:28,596 --> 00:06:30,473 You're gonna tutor Krystal so she can pass her final. 185 00:06:30,557 --> 00:06:32,267 both: [shouting] Why? 186 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:34,144 - I can't do the stunts for my team, 187 00:06:34,269 --> 00:06:37,188 but what I can do is bring in a group of elite cheerleaders 188 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:39,441 to motivate them and show them how it's done. 189 00:06:39,524 --> 00:06:41,276 Now, y'all don't just watch. I want you to watch and learn. 190 00:06:41,359 --> 00:06:42,819 Pay attention to their techniques. 191 00:06:42,944 --> 00:06:44,863 Guys, look at their grips, the way they use their legs. 192 00:06:44,988 --> 00:06:46,448 Ladies, look how tight they are, 193 00:06:46,531 --> 00:06:47,532 how good the lines are on their dismount. 194 00:06:47,657 --> 00:06:48,783 - Mm. - Steven, 195 00:06:48,908 --> 00:06:49,659 why don't you finish chewing? - Want some? 196 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:51,327 - No, I'm good, honey. 197 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:52,954 - ♪ Uh-huh this my... ♪ [whistle blows] 198 00:06:52,996 --> 00:06:54,581 ♪ All the girls, stomp your feet like this ♪ 199 00:06:54,664 --> 00:06:56,624 ♪ Few times I've been around that track ♪ 200 00:06:56,708 --> 00:06:58,293 ♪ So it's not just gonna happen like that ♪ 201 00:06:58,376 --> 00:07:00,545 ♪ 'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl ♪ 202 00:07:00,628 --> 00:07:03,340 ♪ I ain't no hollaback girl ♪ 203 00:07:03,465 --> 00:07:05,550 ♪ Ooh, this my ♪ 204 00:07:05,633 --> 00:07:07,385 ♪ This my ♪ 205 00:07:07,510 --> 00:07:09,054 ♪ Ooh, this my ♪ 206 00:07:09,137 --> 00:07:10,889 ♪ This my ♪ 207 00:07:10,930 --> 00:07:12,557 ♪ I heard that you were talking ♪ 208 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:15,310 ♪ And you didn't think that I would hear it ♪ 209 00:07:15,352 --> 00:07:16,728 ♪ That's right, put your pom-poms down ♪ 210 00:07:16,853 --> 00:07:18,938 ♪ Getting everybody fired up ♪ 211 00:07:18,980 --> 00:07:20,982 ♪ Few times I've been around that track ♪ 212 00:07:21,066 --> 00:07:22,817 ♪ So it's not just gonna happen like that ♪ 213 00:07:22,901 --> 00:07:24,778 ♪ 'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl ♪ 214 00:07:24,861 --> 00:07:27,113 ♪ I ain't no hollaback girl ♪ 215 00:07:27,197 --> 00:07:28,823 ♪ Few times I've been around that track ♪ 216 00:07:28,907 --> 00:07:30,784 ♪ So it's not just gonna happen like that ♪ 217 00:07:30,909 --> 00:07:32,911 ♪ 'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl ♪ 218 00:07:32,994 --> 00:07:35,538 ♪ I ain't no hollaback girl ♪ 219 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:37,707 [whistle trills] - That was amazing. 220 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:39,167 - Wow. 221 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:41,252 Really good. I mean, it is like looking in a mirror. 222 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:42,837 - Maybe we should just have them do the skills tape. 223 00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:45,131 - That would be cheating, and we don't cheat. 224 00:07:45,173 --> 00:07:47,842 Right, Krystal? 225 00:07:47,926 --> 00:07:49,969 Oh, come on. 226 00:07:50,095 --> 00:07:51,930 - What is it? Where's the screen? 227 00:07:52,013 --> 00:07:54,557 - The screen is the--the paper. 228 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:56,226 - It's broken. 229 00:07:56,351 --> 00:07:59,396 [gasps] What if I give you free makeup and you do it for me? 230 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,231 It's made in Malaysia. 231 00:08:01,356 --> 00:08:03,066 By kids. - No, no, no, 232 00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:04,442 just pretend this is-- 233 00:08:04,526 --> 00:08:06,695 this is your phone. - Okay. 234 00:08:08,363 --> 00:08:09,489 - Mm-hmm. 235 00:08:09,572 --> 00:08:11,825 Pretend you're losing followers. 236 00:08:12,659 --> 00:08:13,743 Yeah. 237 00:08:13,785 --> 00:08:16,371 - Oh, my God, I'm doing it. 238 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,331 - All right, y'all, let's start off strong 239 00:08:18,373 --> 00:08:20,208 with our tumbling pass-- I need my best athletes. 240 00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:21,710 Steven. - Yep, loud and clear. 241 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:23,211 I'll film it. 242 00:08:26,631 --> 00:08:28,508 Mm. - Good. 243 00:08:28,591 --> 00:08:30,260 Yeah, they nailed that one. [cell phone chimes] 244 00:08:30,301 --> 00:08:32,053 All right, y'all, gather around me. 245 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:33,930 - First match on Cheerleaders Only. 246 00:08:33,972 --> 00:08:35,849 Looks like someone wants to fly. 247 00:08:37,892 --> 00:08:40,145 Oh, wow. Coach Istiny. 248 00:08:40,228 --> 00:08:42,230 I can't, right? 249 00:08:42,272 --> 00:08:44,607 Yeah, of course, no. [chuckles] 250 00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:46,568 Right? 251 00:08:46,651 --> 00:08:49,112 - [trilling] 252 00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:51,239 - Oh. [knock at door] 253 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:53,033 - Dr. Aguado, you wanted to see me? 254 00:08:53,158 --> 00:08:55,493 - I, uh, have your final, which you aced. 255 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:57,245 - Ventura. [both laugh] 256 00:08:57,328 --> 00:08:58,496 - That's so clever. 257 00:08:58,580 --> 00:09:00,957 I have to give you a B for the semester. 258 00:09:00,999 --> 00:09:02,542 - Like a pet bee? 259 00:09:02,584 --> 00:09:04,961 I'm actually allergic and could die, but sure. 260 00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:07,005 - The grade B-- you missed a number of classes 261 00:09:07,088 --> 00:09:09,549 because of cheer and mandatory quarantine 262 00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:11,968 from your job at The Candy Button Factory. 263 00:09:12,010 --> 00:09:14,846 - Uh, no, I-I-I can't get a B. 264 00:09:14,971 --> 00:09:17,474 Pet detection is the whole reason I came to this school. 265 00:09:17,599 --> 00:09:19,392 - [sighs] 266 00:09:19,476 --> 00:09:22,520 Okay, actually, I have an opportunity for extra credit. 267 00:09:22,604 --> 00:09:25,148 Chubbs disappeared 24 hours ago. 268 00:09:25,273 --> 00:09:28,234 You bring Chubbs home, you get an A in my class. 269 00:09:28,276 --> 00:09:30,070 - Alrighty, then. 270 00:09:30,111 --> 00:09:32,489 [country music] 271 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,449 - Y'all are about to see some drama. 272 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:36,034 I'm going to make a recruitment call 273 00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:38,453 to the number-one high-school running back in all of Texas. 274 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:40,580 Now, I coach at a Division IV school, 275 00:09:40,663 --> 00:09:43,041 so gonna have to get a little creative, 276 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:45,418 you know, just to keep up with the big dogs. 277 00:09:45,460 --> 00:09:47,671 [line trilling] - Deville here. 278 00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:49,172 - Byron, how you doing? 279 00:09:49,214 --> 00:09:50,799 This is Coach Boon E. Potter 280 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:52,342 down at Sammy Davis Senior Junior College. 281 00:09:52,467 --> 00:09:53,802 ow would you like to be 282 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:55,637 our starting running back next season? 283 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:57,472 - Man, I committed to Auburn. 284 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,432 They're giving me a million dollars and a car. 285 00:09:59,516 --> 00:10:01,726 Why would I go to a crap school I've never heard of? 286 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:06,690 - Maybe because I'm willing to offer you 287 00:10:06,815 --> 00:10:08,233 $2 million 288 00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:09,693 and a sneaker deal. 289 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:12,070 - Whoo-hoo! I'm in! 290 00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:14,280 Hey, Mom, quit your job. 291 00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:15,740 We're going to move somewhere safe. 292 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:17,826 - Were you authorized to make that offer? 293 00:10:19,661 --> 00:10:22,580 - No, that was just a play on words... 294 00:10:22,664 --> 00:10:24,749 like Boon Country. 295 00:10:28,336 --> 00:10:28,586 . 296 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:29,671 - Krystal passed her exam with a C. 297 00:10:30,714 --> 00:10:32,090 It was actually a D, but I made a typo. 298 00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:34,551 The point is, everybody passed their finals, and... 299 00:10:34,676 --> 00:10:36,970 I got three out of the four skills on tape. 300 00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:39,389 I'm just finally starting to feel good. 301 00:10:39,431 --> 00:10:40,598 You know what? 302 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,517 Whoo! 303 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:44,227 Ow! [discordant piano notes play] 304 00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:45,937 This piano hates me. 305 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,355 It's fine. [chuckles] 306 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:48,773 [bleep]. 307 00:10:48,857 --> 00:10:50,150 All right, y'all, 308 00:10:50,275 --> 00:10:52,235 I want to congratulate you for passing your finals. 309 00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:54,154 [all cheer] 310 00:10:54,195 --> 00:10:56,072 Now, the only thing standing between you and Daytona 311 00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:58,575 is a perfect pyramid. - Coach, why are you limping? 312 00:10:58,616 --> 00:11:03,163 - I got hit by a... 313 00:11:03,246 --> 00:11:04,706 mini horse 314 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:06,374 with a ponytail. 315 00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:08,168 I'm not good at lying... [chuckles] 316 00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:10,170 Which is why I don't do it. 317 00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:12,422 That and the Bible says not to. 318 00:11:12,547 --> 00:11:14,549 So this pyramid, yeah? [Steven clapping hands] 319 00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:15,925 Steven. - Yep, oh, watch out. Ahh. 320 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:18,136 I need you-- oh, there he goes. Okay. 321 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:19,429 - Yep. - All right. 322 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:22,349 - All right, five, six, seven, eight. 323 00:11:22,432 --> 00:11:23,725 Oh! 324 00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:26,102 Okay, Pharaoh, let my people go... 325 00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:27,979 to Daytona, 326 00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:29,481 because these pyramids are sick! 327 00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:30,899 - Whoo! - Yeah! 328 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,359 - Somebody call the FBI, 329 00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:35,236 because we got a pyramid scheme on our hands. 330 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:36,404 [all cheering] 331 00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:38,323 - That's what I'm talking about! 332 00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:39,866 - Yes! Yes! - Yeah! 333 00:11:39,991 --> 00:11:41,368 - Well done! 334 00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:43,078 - We're going to Daytona. - We did it. 335 00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:45,455 Let's go to the Loose Button. - Okay, baby, now hold on. 336 00:11:45,497 --> 00:11:47,123 I still got to get this edited and sent in, okay? 337 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:48,541 We're not going to count our chickens just yet. 338 00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:50,877 - Well, if Gil Gorkin didn't count his chickens, 339 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,754 he wouldn't have known two were missing. 340 00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:55,090 But I found them, as I will Chubbs. 341 00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:57,926 I set up a tip line looking for Chubbs, 342 00:11:58,009 --> 00:12:01,638 but many gentlemen in this town have misinterpreted that. 343 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:04,015 [cell phone chimes] Oh. 344 00:12:04,099 --> 00:12:05,975 Oh, okay. 345 00:12:06,017 --> 00:12:07,811 Another [bleep] pic. 346 00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:09,396 [country music] 347 00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:11,648 - Byron Deville said I offered him $2 million, 348 00:12:11,773 --> 00:12:13,233 and you believed him? - He's got it on tape. 349 00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:14,901 They're making a documentary on him. 350 00:12:15,026 --> 00:12:19,155 - Documentary? Well, I'm pretty sure he needs to disclose that. 351 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:21,491 What's it called? - "A Deal with the Deville." 352 00:12:21,616 --> 00:12:23,368 It's a play on words. 353 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:25,995 - How is that a play on words? 354 00:12:26,037 --> 00:12:28,581 Look, I will give you $3 million and a private jet 355 00:12:28,707 --> 00:12:30,208 if you can make this go away. 356 00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:32,961 [indistinct chatter] 357 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:35,922 - Ah, um, hello, milady. 358 00:12:36,047 --> 00:12:37,882 - Hello, Mullally. - Hmm. 359 00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:40,927 - Good news--I saw what might be rabbit scat in the kitchen. 360 00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:42,387 - Ugh. - That could be Chubbs. 361 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:43,555 - Let's go. - Yes! 362 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,223 - Time is of the essence. 363 00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:47,559 - Milady, my girlfriend-- they're doing a lot. 364 00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:49,227 - Why is that bad? 365 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:52,188 - Before I commit, I need to know that DiMarcus is all-in. 366 00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:53,732 I mean, look what happened between Art Garfunkel 367 00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:55,191 and Simon Cowell. 368 00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:56,609 I don't want to be like that. 369 00:12:56,735 --> 00:12:58,695 - Why women be turning tables? 370 00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:00,655 It's something we learn in the next trimester, 371 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,449 so I just don't know what's going on. 372 00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:05,410 - Five dollars. - Oh, I'm good, but thank you. 373 00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:07,537 - Sorry. She doesn't know how to pay for things by herself. 374 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:08,997 Here. 375 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:12,292 - Thank you, Steven Vaughn? - Yeah. 376 00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:14,377 Keep the tab open, please. 377 00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:16,087 - Mm. - Adorable. 378 00:13:16,171 --> 00:13:19,215 - It is all happening. [laughs] 379 00:13:19,257 --> 00:13:22,969 All the times that I said, we can, we will, we must, 380 00:13:23,053 --> 00:13:26,473 I had some doubts about the will and the must... 381 00:13:26,598 --> 00:13:28,183 truth be told, also the can. 382 00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:31,269 But this team-- they really came through. 383 00:13:31,353 --> 00:13:32,896 Okay, here we go. 384 00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:36,107 - Oh! Okay, Pharaoh, let my people go. 385 00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:37,484 - No. [chuckles] 386 00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:39,652 No. 387 00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:41,029 No. 388 00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:42,739 No! 389 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:45,617 Oh, my God, he didn't record the pyramid. 390 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:46,951 He just recorded his-- 391 00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:48,620 Steven Ashley Vaughn. 392 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,330 Oh, you're lucky there's people here 393 00:13:50,372 --> 00:13:51,581 and I don't want to go to jail. 394 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,249 How is this supposed to get us to Daytona? 395 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:54,668 How? Tell me. - Okay, so-- 396 00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:56,503 - Keep your mouth shut when you're talking to me. 397 00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:58,254 This is a colossal mistake, Steven. 398 00:13:58,296 --> 00:14:00,173 I never should have trusted you, but that's on me. 399 00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:01,549 Is everybody here? Yep. 400 00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:02,550 All right, y'all, we got to get back to the gym 401 00:14:02,634 --> 00:14:03,760 and redo that pyramid. 402 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,720 - Peaches taught me how to drink alcohol. 403 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:08,556 [laughs] Have you ever heard of shots? 404 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,600 - I know you did not buy these underage kids drinks. 405 00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:12,894 - No, I didn't, I swear. I can't even find my wallet. 406 00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:14,896 - Well, technically, the bar is in no-man's land, 407 00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:17,232 so there's no drinking age. 408 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:20,193 - [whistles] Keep 'em coming, Rick. 409 00:14:21,444 --> 00:14:23,071 - All right, party's over. 410 00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:25,407 Y'all got exactly two hours to sober up. 411 00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:28,326 Cold shower, black coffee, put yourself in a bag of rice. 412 00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:29,744 We got to be back at that gym 413 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,079 and ready to hit zero on that pyramid. 414 00:14:31,162 --> 00:14:33,248 You heard? Go on. 415 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,000 Don't dance out of here, Krystal. 416 00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:37,043 Not the time for dancing. - I just want to say that-- 417 00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:38,420 - Steven! 418 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:42,590 - Take a seat, honey. 419 00:14:42,674 --> 00:14:44,592 Burden me with all your troubles. 420 00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:46,594 - [scoffs] 421 00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:51,307 I have a skills tape due tomorrow at 9:00 a.m. 422 00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:52,976 I don't know if we're going to be able to get it in. 423 00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:54,561 - Damn it. 424 00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:56,771 I was doing so well, you know? 425 00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:58,314 Got to be smarter. 426 00:14:58,398 --> 00:14:59,941 Oh, hold on, there's a hitchhiker right here. 427 00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:01,026 Give me one second. 428 00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:02,902 Let's see what this is about. 429 00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:07,282 [window whirring] 430 00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:09,826 - Hey, doll. I saw you on the app. 431 00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:12,328 Maybe we can go full-out. 432 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:13,997 [slurps] 433 00:15:14,039 --> 00:15:15,373 - [panting] 434 00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:16,875 - That's good. - Yeah. 435 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,418 - Keep going. - Yep. 436 00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:19,919 - Yeah. Oh. - Oh, yeah. 437 00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:21,338 - Now finish. - Yeah. 438 00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:23,798 [panting] That's--that's all I got. 439 00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:25,633 - Don't leave me hanging like that. 440 00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:27,135 I need to see the whole Daytona routine. 441 00:15:27,177 --> 00:15:29,346 - Okay, yeah. No, uh... 442 00:15:29,471 --> 00:15:31,097 Oh, yeah, then DiMarcus-- 443 00:15:31,181 --> 00:15:32,807 he, uh, throws Krystal up into a pyramid. 444 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,435 - Show me on me. - Oh, if you shall. 445 00:15:35,477 --> 00:15:37,354 Okay, so we just come around here. 446 00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:38,897 - Ready, okay, and-- 447 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,857 - You do this in my gym? 448 00:15:40,982 --> 00:15:43,276 - Uh, ooh, Coach, no, this isn't what it looks like. 449 00:15:43,401 --> 00:15:44,944 - Really? 'Cause what it looks like to me 450 00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:47,238 is that you were showing our rival our routine. 451 00:15:47,364 --> 00:15:49,074 - Oh, she got it on her first try. 452 00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:52,702 - Ooh, Tammy, you're running scared, girl. 453 00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:54,162 That's the move of somebody 454 00:15:54,245 --> 00:15:55,872 who doesn't know how to be a championship coach. 455 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,457 - I'm not scared of anything, 456 00:15:57,499 --> 00:16:00,460 except hawks that swoop down and snatch up small prey. 457 00:16:00,502 --> 00:16:03,755 - [imitates bird cawing] Got you. 458 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,840 Get the hell out of my gym. - Got what I needed anyway. 459 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,426 I know your routine-- PS, colon, it sucks. 460 00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:10,553 - So I didn't find Chubbs, 461 00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:13,348 but I found somebody who owes you an apology. 462 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,975 - [scoffs] Where'd you get my horse? 463 00:16:16,059 --> 00:16:17,435 Come on, Sparkles. 464 00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:19,771 Ready? Okay. 465 00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:21,231 - Oh. [horse chuffs] 466 00:16:21,356 --> 00:16:22,982 - Out of our way, freaks. 467 00:16:23,024 --> 00:16:25,110 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ [horse neighs] 468 00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:26,820 - You got some explaining to do. 469 00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:28,571 - I'm pretty sure that maybe she probably 470 00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:30,365 just rode it into town, then walked from there. 471 00:16:30,407 --> 00:16:31,866 - All y'all, we got to hit this pyramid. 472 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,660 We have no time. 473 00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:36,746 Steven, you're in time-out. 474 00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:37,956 All right? Now let's go. 475 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,125 We got three hours before the tape is due. 476 00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:42,085 Shoulder stands up. Five, six, seven. 477 00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,712 Shrug. 478 00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:46,172 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, and clap. 479 00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:48,758 One, hit three. - Uh-oh. 480 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,468 - Uh-oh? What's uh-oh? No, ma'am. 481 00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:53,013 No uh-oh. - [retching] 482 00:16:53,138 --> 00:16:55,348 [all scream] 483 00:16:55,432 --> 00:16:57,392 - Give her a break. She's a new drinker. 484 00:16:57,434 --> 00:16:58,810 - Oh, God. 485 00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:00,478 - Did you get it? 486 00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:04,357 . 487 00:17:04,399 --> 00:17:05,567 - How much time am I looking at? 488 00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:07,277 - Three. - Three months? 489 00:17:07,444 --> 00:17:08,528 That's not so bad. 490 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:09,779 I could probably just tell Courteney 491 00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:12,949 I was in the bathroom. - No, three years. 492 00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:15,076 - That's going to be a harder sell. 493 00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:16,995 Um... 494 00:17:17,162 --> 00:17:20,874 is there, uh, anybody I can flip on, like my camera crew? 495 00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:21,833 They've been here the whole time. 496 00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:23,585 They didn't even try to stop me. 497 00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:30,258 Baby, you doing okay? - No. It's over. 498 00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:32,719 We got so close, but we're not going to Daytona. 499 00:17:32,844 --> 00:17:34,721 This whole year has been a waste. 500 00:17:34,846 --> 00:17:36,222 - Baby, what are you talking about? 501 00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:37,640 You have changed those kids' lives. 502 00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,934 - Oh, who cares, Boon? 503 00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:41,895 They trusted me to get them there, and I failed. 504 00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:44,230 - Courteney Potter does not fail. 505 00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:46,149 You'll find a way. You always do. 506 00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:47,942 Hey. - [sighs] 507 00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:50,987 - Hey, you're the most determined person I know. 508 00:17:51,112 --> 00:17:54,282 - Honey, you are my rock. 509 00:17:54,366 --> 00:17:56,618 I don't know what I would do without you. 510 00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:58,703 Promise you're never going to leave me. 511 00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:00,288 - When things settle down, 512 00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:02,040 remind me to tell you I'm going to prison. 513 00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:03,375 - What? [door opens] 514 00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:05,794 - Hello! - Krystal? What-- 515 00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:07,504 - Guess who learned how to use a credit card 516 00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:09,089 to break into a house. 517 00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:10,757 - Peaches. - You said to tutor her. 518 00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:13,677 We need to talk to you in private. 519 00:18:13,802 --> 00:18:14,928 - Okay. 520 00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:17,222 So what's going on? What is that? 521 00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:18,848 - I took it from the camera crew. 522 00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:20,809 They don't lock up their equipment--it was easy. 523 00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:22,477 - I also got the keys to their van. 524 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,354 - Krystal. - They film everything. 525 00:18:24,396 --> 00:18:26,314 I bet they got the pyramid Steve [bleep] up on here. 526 00:18:27,649 --> 00:18:29,401 - Wait, that is stealing. 527 00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:30,985 - Do you want it or not? 528 00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:32,987 - Yes... 529 00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:35,115 but I need a second to rationalize it. 530 00:18:35,198 --> 00:18:37,701 Okay, it's not stealing, it's borrowing. 531 00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:40,120 And the footage is of us. That's not really cheating. 532 00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:42,330 - Why don't we just ask them? - I'm working. 533 00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:43,957 Okay. 534 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:47,335 Look, this is not a moment to take a lesson from, okay? 535 00:18:47,377 --> 00:18:48,962 [whispering] Just throw it on the ground. 536 00:18:49,087 --> 00:18:51,047 - [coughs] [object thuds lightly] 537 00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:52,257 - [scoffs] 538 00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:54,217 [normal voice] What is that? - What? 539 00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:56,136 - [gasps] What? - What in the heck could it be? 540 00:18:56,219 --> 00:18:57,804 - What is that? Is that a bug? 541 00:18:57,846 --> 00:18:59,431 - Can we get our van keys back? 542 00:18:59,514 --> 00:19:01,725 - Are you sure you got it in on time? 543 00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:04,728 - Yes, honey, with two minutes to spare, all right? 544 00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,896 It's in there. We just--we got to relax, you know? 545 00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:08,648 Sometimes these things, they--they take time. 546 00:19:08,690 --> 00:19:10,316 [computer dings] We got an email. Okay. 547 00:19:10,442 --> 00:19:12,861 - Everybody, I found Chubbs. 548 00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:13,945 And this is a great story, so buckle on up. 549 00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:15,113 - Just [bleep] say it! 550 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:16,698 - Krystal. - Okay. 551 00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:18,450 - Well, it turns out he was a test bunny 552 00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,410 at The Candy Button Factory, so I'm absolutely keeping him, 553 00:19:20,535 --> 00:19:21,745 and I don't care if I get a B in the class. 554 00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:22,996 Thank you. That's all. No, I'm done, I'm done. 555 00:19:23,079 --> 00:19:25,457 - Thank you, Sally. All right. - I know. I know. 556 00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:28,543 - Before I open this, you all know you worked so hard, right? 557 00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:32,255 No matter what happens... 558 00:19:32,297 --> 00:19:35,300 [dramatic music] 559 00:19:35,383 --> 00:19:36,760 ♪ ♪ 560 00:19:36,885 --> 00:19:38,136 We're going to Daytona. 561 00:19:38,303 --> 00:19:40,472 [all cheering wildly] 562 00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:43,058 [uplifting music] 563 00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:45,685 - I wasn't sure if DiMarcus was all-in 564 00:19:45,769 --> 00:19:49,481 until I found his women's studies final 565 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:51,649 about his female hero. 566 00:19:51,775 --> 00:19:53,735 He wrote about me. 567 00:19:53,777 --> 00:19:57,739 He says, Madonna is in a league of her own, 568 00:19:57,822 --> 00:20:00,283 that he wants to dress me up in his love 569 00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:02,869 and that I'm his ray of light. 570 00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:04,537 How sweet is that? 571 00:20:04,579 --> 00:20:07,040 - Yeah, I wrote about the queen of pop. 572 00:20:07,082 --> 00:20:09,084 Don't say anything to my Madonna. 573 00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:13,129 all: [chanting] Daytona! Daytona! Daytona! 574 00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:15,090 Daytona! Daytona! 575 00:20:15,173 --> 00:20:17,175 - Steven, come here. 576 00:20:17,342 --> 00:20:19,219 I owe you an apology. 577 00:20:19,302 --> 00:20:20,637 I was putting together footage of the pyramid, 578 00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:24,015 and I saw that you showed Tammy a fake routine. 579 00:20:24,182 --> 00:20:26,226 - Ha! And then I salute. 580 00:20:26,351 --> 00:20:29,104 - I'm sorry. - It's fine. 581 00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:30,605 You know I would never betray you, Coach. 582 00:20:30,647 --> 00:20:32,607 - I do know that, 'cause you're a stand-up guy. 583 00:20:32,774 --> 00:20:34,025 - This took a turn. - Oh, no, no, no. 584 00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:35,068 - No? - Stand up. 585 00:20:35,193 --> 00:20:36,444 That's not what's happening here. 586 00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:38,697 Just go and join the team. - You sure? 587 00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:39,781 - I like you like friends. That's it. 588 00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:41,157 Cheerleader coach. It's-- 589 00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:44,202 - Coach! Get in here. 590 00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:46,162 [chanting continues] 591 00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:47,997 - All right, y'all, clear a path. 592 00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:49,457 - Oh, okay. 593 00:20:49,541 --> 00:20:52,502 I'm about to pop out and show something. 594 00:20:52,544 --> 00:20:54,462 [all cheering] 595 00:20:54,629 --> 00:20:57,215 - Right there. You see that? Daytona! 596 00:20:58,383 --> 00:20:59,467 - Well, good luck, Deville. 597 00:20:59,551 --> 00:21:01,511 I'm sorry it didn't work out. Take care. 598 00:21:01,636 --> 00:21:04,973 It turns out that Auburn heard about my offer, 599 00:21:05,056 --> 00:21:07,183 and they matched it, 600 00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:10,020 meaning, because of what I did, that kid is sitting 601 00:21:10,145 --> 00:21:12,814 on an extra million dollars and a sneaker contract. 602 00:21:12,856 --> 00:21:17,569 And that is how we do things in Boon Country. 603 00:21:17,736 --> 00:21:20,447 [chuckles] Whew. 604 00:21:20,572 --> 00:21:22,323 It all worked out. I knew it would. 605 00:21:22,365 --> 00:21:24,492 Whoo! 606 00:21:24,659 --> 00:21:28,413 I'm free! 607 00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:30,040 [person whistling] 608 00:21:30,165 --> 00:21:31,583 - Mama, look.