1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:32,336 --> 00:00:33,424 MAN: You guys are going to love it. 4 00:00:33,468 --> 00:00:35,513 I mean, it's just such a great car. 5 00:00:35,557 --> 00:00:37,080 It's got great cup-holders. 6 00:00:37,124 --> 00:00:39,300 I remember our cars didn't have cup-holders growing up. 7 00:00:39,343 --> 00:00:41,519 You guys like cups, right? You have a bunch of them. 8 00:00:41,563 --> 00:00:43,695 I mean, by the way, you all have a teenager, right? 9 00:00:43,739 --> 00:00:45,393 - [CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY] - My name is Nate Wilcox, 10 00:00:45,436 --> 00:00:48,526 and I'm the best car salesman this side of the Mississippi. 11 00:00:48,570 --> 00:00:49,701 [THUMPING] 12 00:00:49,745 --> 00:00:52,487 This right here, safest car on the road. 13 00:00:52,530 --> 00:00:54,010 - [ENGINE ROARING] - This right here, 14 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:56,708 the loudest car on the road! 15 00:00:56,752 --> 00:00:58,275 A lot of people think selling cars 16 00:00:58,319 --> 00:01:00,625 is just a bunch of big fake smiles and handshakes. 17 00:01:00,669 --> 00:01:02,758 But not for me! It's all about 18 00:01:02,801 --> 00:01:04,499 understanding my customer's needs. 19 00:01:04,542 --> 00:01:07,458 And I mean, like, helping them actually solve problems. 20 00:01:07,502 --> 00:01:09,112 You're going to college, right? 21 00:01:09,156 --> 00:01:12,202 Look, everybody's going to be driving trucks and flashy cars. 22 00:01:12,246 --> 00:01:15,901 You want to stand out. You want to be rememberable. 23 00:01:15,945 --> 00:01:18,730 This is how you do it, right here. 24 00:01:20,428 --> 00:01:23,300 - A minivan? - Of course a minivan! 25 00:01:23,344 --> 00:01:25,433 Dude, I drove one of these in high school 26 00:01:25,476 --> 00:01:26,869 and everybody loved it. 27 00:01:26,912 --> 00:01:28,653 I was Homecoming King. 28 00:01:28,697 --> 00:01:30,264 - You were? - Yeah. 29 00:01:30,307 --> 00:01:32,527 I mean, you know, it was a small school and mostly girls, 30 00:01:32,570 --> 00:01:36,879 but the point is they still talk about that van to this day. 31 00:01:36,922 --> 00:01:39,273 It's even got a cooler inside, dude. 32 00:01:39,316 --> 00:01:41,405 Yep, that's how I sell cars. 33 00:01:41,449 --> 00:01:44,582 And it's worked out pretty well for me so far. 34 00:01:44,626 --> 00:01:47,759 I'll tell you, I am living the American dream. 35 00:01:47,803 --> 00:01:49,544 I live in a beautiful neighborhood. 36 00:01:49,587 --> 00:01:51,198 I own a beautiful home. 37 00:01:51,241 --> 00:01:56,725 I have three great daughters and an incredible wife. 38 00:01:56,768 --> 00:01:59,902 What can I say? Life is good. 39 00:01:59,945 --> 00:02:03,384 I'm the breadwinner, and Katie's a stay-at-home mom. 40 00:02:03,427 --> 00:02:06,778 I know that may sound a little old-fashioned, 41 00:02:06,822 --> 00:02:08,954 but for us, it's all about having 42 00:02:08,998 --> 00:02:11,131 a good work-life balance. 43 00:02:11,174 --> 00:02:14,308 I handle work, Katie handles life. 44 00:02:14,351 --> 00:02:15,222 Come on, please! 45 00:02:15,265 --> 00:02:16,658 - Can you just... - Stop! No. 46 00:02:16,701 --> 00:02:17,920 No. You're so impatient. You can use it when I'm done. 47 00:02:17,963 --> 00:02:20,009 - Conceited. C-O-N-C-E-I-T... - Oh, my God. Mom, 48 00:02:20,052 --> 00:02:21,924 Hadley's spelling at me again! 49 00:02:21,967 --> 00:02:23,317 Is she spelling correctly? 50 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:25,014 - I don't know. - Yes, I am. 51 00:02:25,057 --> 00:02:26,494 NATE: And she's great at details. 52 00:02:26,537 --> 00:02:28,409 Our whole world is run from 53 00:02:28,452 --> 00:02:30,759 this color-coded system she made. 54 00:02:30,802 --> 00:02:32,717 I don't always know what the colors mean, 55 00:02:32,761 --> 00:02:35,111 but I'm not the one, you know, who picks up the kids, 56 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:37,896 so I kind of don't have to, I guess. 57 00:02:38,593 --> 00:02:39,855 "Buy Sam a horse"? 58 00:02:39,898 --> 00:02:41,204 It's on the calendar. 59 00:02:41,248 --> 00:02:43,511 - [CHUCKLES] - Yeah, nice try. 60 00:02:43,554 --> 00:02:44,468 I can't hear you. 61 00:02:44,512 --> 00:02:46,122 - What'd you say? - [KATIE CHUCKLES] 62 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:48,124 NATE: But it's not like Katie does everything by herself. 63 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:49,343 I help. 64 00:02:49,386 --> 00:02:51,083 One of my jobs is taking out the trash... 65 00:02:51,127 --> 00:02:52,172 [SNORING] 66 00:02:52,215 --> 00:02:53,912 ...and I never, ever forget that. 67 00:02:53,956 --> 00:02:56,045 Wait, it's trash day! 68 00:02:56,088 --> 00:02:57,438 [FRANTIC MUSIC PLAYING] 69 00:02:57,481 --> 00:02:59,048 Wait! 70 00:02:59,091 --> 00:03:00,832 - [THUDDING] - Hold on! 71 00:03:01,746 --> 00:03:03,226 Wait! Wait! 72 00:03:03,270 --> 00:03:04,793 Hold on. Hold on! 73 00:03:04,836 --> 00:03:07,143 - [NATE GROANS] - [TRASH COLLECTORS LAUGHING] 74 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:08,884 NATE: Okay, sometimes I do 75 00:03:08,927 --> 00:03:11,408 - forget to take out the trash. - [GROANS] 76 00:03:11,452 --> 00:03:13,671 But, look, if I did everything right, 77 00:03:13,715 --> 00:03:15,369 this would be a pretty boring movie. 78 00:03:16,108 --> 00:03:18,067 [PANTING] 79 00:03:18,110 --> 00:03:19,242 Did you not see me? 80 00:03:19,286 --> 00:03:22,550 No, we saw the whole thing. 81 00:03:22,593 --> 00:03:24,378 Well, then, why didn't you stop? 82 00:03:24,421 --> 00:03:25,901 TRASH COLLECTOR 2: This is recycling. 83 00:03:25,944 --> 00:03:27,381 Trash came an hour ago. 84 00:03:27,424 --> 00:03:29,078 [BOTH LAUGHING] 85 00:03:30,122 --> 00:03:31,211 [SIGHS] 86 00:03:31,254 --> 00:03:32,864 [MUSIC PLAYING OVER CELL PHONE] 87 00:03:32,908 --> 00:03:35,563 [SIGHS] His dance moves are so cute. 88 00:03:35,606 --> 00:03:37,304 And look at those dimples. 89 00:03:37,347 --> 00:03:39,349 HADLEY: Mom, Gracie's obsessing over a boy. 90 00:03:39,393 --> 00:03:40,872 Yeah, you know what, you might want to put that away 91 00:03:40,916 --> 00:03:42,222 before your dad gets back. 92 00:03:42,265 --> 00:03:43,571 Mom, I'm 13. 93 00:03:43,614 --> 00:03:45,703 - I'm allowed to like boys. - KATIE: Oh, I know that. 94 00:03:45,747 --> 00:03:46,835 But sometimes it takes dads 95 00:03:46,878 --> 00:03:48,228 - a little longer to... - [DOOR OPENS] 96 00:03:48,271 --> 00:03:49,620 - ...you know, accept it. - [DOOR CLOSES] 97 00:03:49,664 --> 00:03:51,796 - All right, trash is done. - KATIE: How was that? 98 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:53,363 - Why? What'd you hear? - [KATIE SNIFFS] 99 00:03:53,407 --> 00:03:54,886 Wait, what's in your hoodie? 100 00:03:54,930 --> 00:03:56,323 [CRINKLING] 101 00:03:56,366 --> 00:03:57,672 What? 102 00:03:57,715 --> 00:03:58,977 Oh, my... 103 00:03:59,021 --> 00:04:00,414 It must have fell from the tree! 104 00:04:00,457 --> 00:04:01,937 GRACIE: [CHUCKLES] Ew. 105 00:04:01,980 --> 00:04:04,026 Dad, how much does a horse cost? 106 00:04:04,069 --> 00:04:06,376 [SIGHING] Probably too much. 107 00:04:06,420 --> 00:04:09,031 And, I mean, we're not a horse affording family. 108 00:04:09,074 --> 00:04:11,338 Thank you, Nate. Remember, Sam, we said no horses. 109 00:04:11,381 --> 00:04:12,513 Why not? 110 00:04:12,556 --> 00:04:13,862 NATE: Because the horse we could afford 111 00:04:13,905 --> 00:04:15,690 would have major problems. 112 00:04:15,733 --> 00:04:17,387 What if you got kicked in the head? 113 00:04:17,431 --> 00:04:18,910 You ain't coming back from that. 114 00:04:18,954 --> 00:04:20,956 Abraham Lincoln got kicked in the head by a horse. 115 00:04:20,999 --> 00:04:22,392 There's no way that's true. 116 00:04:22,436 --> 00:04:24,220 Yeah, when he was 10. He almost died, too. 117 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:26,309 That's the greatest comeback story I've ever heard. 118 00:04:26,353 --> 00:04:27,702 That guy's the GOAT! 119 00:04:27,745 --> 00:04:29,312 Ooh, can we get one of those? 120 00:04:29,356 --> 00:04:31,140 A goat? A goat has rectangle eyes. 121 00:04:31,183 --> 00:04:32,315 You don't want to look at that. 122 00:04:32,359 --> 00:04:34,143 We're like a hamster affording family. 123 00:04:34,186 --> 00:04:36,537 Guinea pig on a good year. 124 00:04:36,580 --> 00:04:39,757 Goldfish though, we're rolling in goldfish money. 125 00:04:39,801 --> 00:04:42,151 What is this? Is this your star thing? 126 00:04:42,194 --> 00:04:44,762 Yeah. So I call it the Star Minder. 127 00:04:44,806 --> 00:04:47,330 The... the points of the star are little reminder tabs 128 00:04:47,374 --> 00:04:48,984 to help the girls get ready in the morning. 129 00:04:49,027 --> 00:04:51,247 Oh, my goodness, this looks like something you bought. 130 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:52,770 - That's what I said. - Right? 131 00:04:52,814 --> 00:04:55,164 That's... I mean, it's, like, crazy professional. 132 00:04:55,207 --> 00:04:56,774 Thank you. 133 00:04:56,818 --> 00:04:58,298 You all are lucky to have 134 00:04:58,341 --> 00:05:00,125 - such a talented mom. - [KATIE SIGHS] 135 00:05:00,169 --> 00:05:02,345 Well, I like to think so. 136 00:05:02,389 --> 00:05:03,433 KATIE AND NATE: Mm. 137 00:05:03,477 --> 00:05:04,434 GIRLS: Ooh! 138 00:05:05,740 --> 00:05:06,784 - Oh, yeah? - [KATIE LAUGHS] 139 00:05:06,828 --> 00:05:08,308 Maybe everybody should get a kiss! 140 00:05:08,351 --> 00:05:09,570 No! No! Stop! 141 00:05:09,613 --> 00:05:10,788 Give it to me! Give it to me! 142 00:05:10,832 --> 00:05:12,050 Oh, the kiss monster wants one! 143 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:15,227 Ew, what happened out there? 144 00:05:15,271 --> 00:05:17,099 [GARBAGE CLATTERING AND RUSTLING] 145 00:05:17,142 --> 00:05:18,883 - Raccoons. - Hm. 146 00:05:18,927 --> 00:05:21,843 Oh! Babe, remember, we have dinner at the Ashfords' tonight. 147 00:05:23,235 --> 00:05:26,587 Avery's parents, Conor and Angela. 148 00:05:26,630 --> 00:05:28,458 Conor and I are room parents together. 149 00:05:28,502 --> 00:05:30,504 He's the dad who's so excited to meet you. 150 00:05:30,547 --> 00:05:31,722 He's always asking about you. 151 00:05:31,766 --> 00:05:32,854 Oh, that guy? 152 00:05:32,897 --> 00:05:34,334 It's going to be fun. It's happening. 153 00:05:34,377 --> 00:05:37,249 Well, you know I love a good hang with a stranger. 154 00:05:37,293 --> 00:05:38,816 SAM: Bye, Dad. Love you. 155 00:05:38,860 --> 00:05:40,209 HADLEY: Bye, Dad. Love you. KATIE: Have a great day at work. 156 00:05:40,252 --> 00:05:41,515 - Love you. - NATE: Love you all. 157 00:05:42,211 --> 00:05:43,299 Bye. 158 00:05:46,781 --> 00:05:48,478 - [AIR HORN TOOTING] - [GASPS] 159 00:05:48,522 --> 00:05:49,958 Put three on the board! 160 00:05:50,001 --> 00:05:51,786 Dude, I don't know what it is, 161 00:05:51,829 --> 00:05:54,354 but I am killing it out there today. 162 00:05:54,397 --> 00:05:56,791 My guy, that's what I'm talking about. 163 00:05:56,834 --> 00:05:57,705 Here's your coffee. 164 00:05:57,748 --> 00:05:58,967 - Just how you like it. - Mm. 165 00:05:59,010 --> 00:06:00,664 One cream, 14 sugars. 166 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:05,582 Hey, how many times have you won Salesman of the Year now? Six? 167 00:06:05,626 --> 00:06:07,236 I don't do it for the title, man. 168 00:06:07,845 --> 00:06:09,499 I do it... [SIGHS] 169 00:06:09,543 --> 00:06:11,283 for those Titan tickets. 170 00:06:11,327 --> 00:06:14,069 - [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] - I do it for my family, 171 00:06:14,112 --> 00:06:16,463 because there's nothing they love more 172 00:06:16,506 --> 00:06:18,116 than looking up at that jumbotron 173 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:22,512 and seeing a stadium full of Titans fans cheering my name. 174 00:06:22,556 --> 00:06:24,601 That's the best day of their year, 175 00:06:24,645 --> 00:06:26,908 seeing me up on that 'tron. 176 00:06:26,951 --> 00:06:28,649 [SARCASTICALLY] Yeah, you're a true family man, Wilcox. 177 00:06:28,692 --> 00:06:29,780 - Thanks. - [PEYTON LAUGHING] 178 00:06:30,694 --> 00:06:33,088 No, she didn't. That's amazing. 179 00:06:33,131 --> 00:06:34,568 Well, you've made a great choice with this car. 180 00:06:34,611 --> 00:06:35,830 It's going to last you 20 years. 181 00:06:35,873 --> 00:06:38,702 You won't need another new car until you're 50. 182 00:06:38,746 --> 00:06:39,790 CUSTOMER: Oh, stop. 183 00:06:39,834 --> 00:06:41,357 - PEYTON: I'm just being serious. - Ugh. 184 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:43,315 PEYTON: Here, Dennis here will take you to my office, okay? 185 00:06:43,359 --> 00:06:44,447 Miss me. 186 00:06:45,448 --> 00:06:47,450 Peyton, put some pants on, okay? 187 00:06:47,494 --> 00:06:49,583 I can't have corporate seeing you like this. 188 00:06:49,626 --> 00:06:51,585 - Is that a ladies' shirt? - PEYTON: Yes, it is. 189 00:06:51,628 --> 00:06:53,587 I'm just sick of losing to Nate every year, 190 00:06:53,630 --> 00:06:55,371 so I've changed up my strategy. 191 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:56,503 I'm going to target the ladies... 192 00:06:56,546 --> 00:06:58,156 - Oh. - ...and then pecs 193 00:06:58,200 --> 00:07:00,245 bring in the checks. 194 00:07:00,289 --> 00:07:01,551 - Uh... - PEYTON: You see that? 195 00:07:01,595 --> 00:07:03,074 - No. - Not... No, not that. 196 00:07:03,118 --> 00:07:05,555 You see Toyota dance? You see Peyton dance? 197 00:07:05,599 --> 00:07:06,556 You see Toyota dance? 198 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:07,775 How long you been practicing this? 199 00:07:07,818 --> 00:07:10,647 45 to 50 minutes this morning. 200 00:07:10,691 --> 00:07:12,083 Those Titans tickets are yours. 201 00:07:12,127 --> 00:07:14,346 PEYTON: Once you go Pakistan, you never go back-istan. 202 00:07:14,390 --> 00:07:16,653 - [SLURPS] - [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 203 00:07:19,090 --> 00:07:20,265 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 204 00:07:20,309 --> 00:07:22,006 Contractor was a nightmare. 205 00:07:22,050 --> 00:07:23,617 How long did the renovation take? 206 00:07:23,660 --> 00:07:26,446 - Six years. - Six years. Wow. 207 00:07:26,489 --> 00:07:27,838 Just the boys grilling. 208 00:07:27,882 --> 00:07:29,927 Yeah, it's nice. 209 00:07:29,971 --> 00:07:31,538 - Oh. - [GRUNTS, CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 210 00:07:31,581 --> 00:07:33,757 - Five-second rule. - [SIZZLING] 211 00:07:33,801 --> 00:07:35,063 I... I can eat that one. 212 00:07:35,716 --> 00:07:36,760 Okay. 213 00:07:36,804 --> 00:07:38,458 Hey, what are these frisbees about? 214 00:07:38,501 --> 00:07:40,285 - Disc golf! You play? - Oh, wow. 215 00:07:40,329 --> 00:07:41,722 - No, no, I don't. - Oh. 216 00:07:41,765 --> 00:07:43,332 I try to work on my game whenever I can. 217 00:07:43,375 --> 00:07:45,465 - Yeah. - [GRUNTS] 218 00:07:45,508 --> 00:07:47,554 Um, you have to get into a groove. 219 00:07:47,597 --> 00:07:48,816 [GRUNTS] 220 00:07:49,773 --> 00:07:51,906 - Wow. Wow. - Yeah. 221 00:07:51,949 --> 00:07:53,342 What are you trying to hit? 222 00:07:53,385 --> 00:07:56,345 Look at him over there trying to impress your husband. 223 00:07:56,388 --> 00:07:57,738 He just set that thing up today. 224 00:07:57,781 --> 00:08:00,349 - Aw. That's kind of sweet. - [CLANGS] 225 00:08:00,392 --> 00:08:01,481 BOTH: Oh. CONOR: Sorry. 226 00:08:01,524 --> 00:08:03,047 It's becoming a hazard at this point. 227 00:08:03,091 --> 00:08:04,832 - KATIE: Oh. Wow. - [CLATTERING] 228 00:08:04,875 --> 00:08:05,963 - Conor! - [CONOR GRUNTS] 229 00:08:06,007 --> 00:08:06,964 - [FRISBEE THUDS] - AVERY: Ow! 230 00:08:07,008 --> 00:08:08,662 - Oh. - Oh, my gosh. 231 00:08:08,705 --> 00:08:10,620 CONOR: I... I'm sorry, Avery. NATE: Oh, man. 232 00:08:10,664 --> 00:08:12,230 You hit the target on that one. 233 00:08:12,274 --> 00:08:13,797 Okay, Conor, I think we've had enough. 234 00:08:13,841 --> 00:08:15,407 Will you flip these burgers for me? 235 00:08:15,451 --> 00:08:17,975 Uh... Yeah. Wow. 236 00:08:18,019 --> 00:08:20,717 I thought these were hash browns. 237 00:08:20,761 --> 00:08:21,936 [SQUELCHING, SIZZLING] 238 00:08:22,980 --> 00:08:24,547 So, Angela, how's work? 239 00:08:24,591 --> 00:08:27,463 Oh, really good. Yeah. Sales are up. 240 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:29,770 We finally beat that ridiculous lawsuit. 241 00:08:29,813 --> 00:08:30,901 - [RETCHING] - The judge told the plaintiff, 242 00:08:30,945 --> 00:08:32,076 "Hey, if you can't take the heat, 243 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:33,382 "get out of the kitchen." 244 00:08:33,425 --> 00:08:35,384 CONOR: Jackpot. KATIE: Great. Congratulations. 245 00:08:35,427 --> 00:08:37,038 - [CELL PHONE CHIMES] - Oh, shoot! 246 00:08:37,081 --> 00:08:38,169 I forgot I was supposed to pick up 247 00:08:38,213 --> 00:08:39,431 napkins for the bake sale. 248 00:08:39,475 --> 00:08:41,216 KATIE: Oh, Conor, no worries. We'll just... 249 00:08:41,259 --> 00:08:42,086 We'll pick some up on the way home. 250 00:08:42,130 --> 00:08:43,261 CONOR: You sure? 251 00:08:43,305 --> 00:08:44,654 - KATIE: Mm-hm. - I'll get Keith to do it. 252 00:08:44,698 --> 00:08:46,134 Who's Keith? 253 00:08:46,177 --> 00:08:48,571 My assistant, yeah. He takes care of everything for me. 254 00:08:48,615 --> 00:08:51,574 Travel and expenses, my schedule, 255 00:08:51,618 --> 00:08:55,012 every single thing of importance in my life is handled by Keith. 256 00:08:56,100 --> 00:08:57,319 I don't know who I'd be without him. 257 00:08:57,362 --> 00:08:59,408 Last year, totally forgot about Father's Day. 258 00:08:59,451 --> 00:09:00,583 But it didn't even matter. 259 00:09:00,627 --> 00:09:02,019 Keith had already sent Conor 260 00:09:02,063 --> 00:09:04,282 the most beautiful bouquet of peonies. 261 00:09:04,326 --> 00:09:05,675 It was great to get those from Keith. 262 00:09:05,719 --> 00:09:07,634 - Hm. - That's nice. 263 00:09:07,677 --> 00:09:09,244 Kate's got an assistant, too. Yeah. 264 00:09:09,287 --> 00:09:10,767 What? I do? 265 00:09:10,811 --> 00:09:13,074 Yeah, you do. The star thingy for the kids' backpack. 266 00:09:13,117 --> 00:09:15,076 - Oh. No, no, no. - Star thingy? 267 00:09:15,119 --> 00:09:16,730 Yeah, yeah. Go, tell her. 268 00:09:16,773 --> 00:09:18,253 - It's awesome. - [SIGHS SOFTLY] 269 00:09:18,296 --> 00:09:21,473 No, it's just... it's a little thing I made for the girls 270 00:09:21,517 --> 00:09:23,998 to help them get ready for school. It's nothing. 271 00:09:24,041 --> 00:09:25,565 Don't be so modest, okay? 272 00:09:25,608 --> 00:09:27,262 What has Conor here invented? 273 00:09:27,305 --> 00:09:29,307 Absolutely nothing. And he never will. 274 00:09:29,351 --> 00:09:31,266 - [LAUGHS] - [LAUGHING] Not yet! 275 00:09:31,309 --> 00:09:32,702 Wife poison! 276 00:09:32,746 --> 00:09:34,965 No. I... I wouldn't. 277 00:09:35,009 --> 00:09:36,271 KATIE: So what did you think of Conor? 278 00:09:36,314 --> 00:09:37,228 NATE: I don't know. 279 00:09:37,272 --> 00:09:39,491 I have way more in common 280 00:09:39,535 --> 00:09:41,406 with that Angela dude he's married to. 281 00:09:41,450 --> 00:09:42,799 [KATIE CHUCKLES] 282 00:09:42,843 --> 00:09:45,367 - Speaking of Angela... - Mm-hm. 283 00:09:45,410 --> 00:09:47,630 You know, she thinks that I might really have something 284 00:09:47,674 --> 00:09:49,414 with the Star Minder. 285 00:09:49,458 --> 00:09:52,896 Like, moms would actually buy it. 286 00:09:52,940 --> 00:09:55,464 Of course they would. It's a great invention. 287 00:09:55,507 --> 00:09:57,379 - Yeah? - It's like the chip clip. 288 00:09:57,422 --> 00:10:00,904 I mean, we were just using rubber bands like barbarians. 289 00:10:00,948 --> 00:10:02,166 [CHUCKLES] 290 00:10:02,210 --> 00:10:03,515 And then the chip clip inventor came along. 291 00:10:03,559 --> 00:10:05,779 I'm married to the chip clip inventor. 292 00:10:05,822 --> 00:10:07,998 So you don't mind if I pursue it? 293 00:10:08,042 --> 00:10:10,044 Because her company sponsors 294 00:10:10,087 --> 00:10:12,133 that craft fair in Centennial Park, 295 00:10:12,176 --> 00:10:13,743 and she thinks she can give me a booth. 296 00:10:13,787 --> 00:10:15,571 Yes, of course. 297 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,138 - Really? - Are you kidding me? 298 00:10:17,181 --> 00:10:20,054 If doing this makes you happy, 299 00:10:20,097 --> 00:10:21,795 go for it. You have to go for it. 300 00:10:22,883 --> 00:10:23,840 [SIGHS] 301 00:10:23,884 --> 00:10:25,102 - [EXCLAIMS GRACIOUSLY] Okay. - Hm. 302 00:10:25,146 --> 00:10:26,451 [KISSES] 303 00:10:28,279 --> 00:10:30,238 [INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING] 304 00:10:36,853 --> 00:10:40,988 KATIE: That's why I invented the Star Minder. 305 00:10:41,031 --> 00:10:44,861 The points of the star are customizable reminder tabs 306 00:10:44,905 --> 00:10:47,255 for all the tasks that you want your kids to do 307 00:10:47,298 --> 00:10:49,474 before they get out of the house in the morning. 308 00:10:49,518 --> 00:10:51,215 And, yes, there should be some samples 309 00:10:51,259 --> 00:10:52,739 - on the table in front of you. - DAYMOND: Hm. 310 00:10:52,782 --> 00:10:54,001 - So, what's the deal here? - Wow. 311 00:10:54,044 --> 00:10:56,351 You put little labels on these things? 312 00:10:56,394 --> 00:10:58,005 KATIE: Yes, the parent and child 313 00:10:58,048 --> 00:11:00,398 can decide what the specific tasks are, 314 00:11:00,442 --> 00:11:01,661 and you do them together. 315 00:11:01,704 --> 00:11:03,663 I can't believe Mom's on TV. 316 00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:06,666 Sam. Sam! That food's for the sharks. 317 00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:07,928 Oh, the food's for everyone. 318 00:11:07,971 --> 00:11:09,407 Oh. Well, in that case, 319 00:11:09,451 --> 00:11:10,931 - make me a plate. - HADLEY: Shh! 320 00:11:10,974 --> 00:11:12,672 - The sharks are talking to Mom. - Okay. I'm sorry. 321 00:11:12,715 --> 00:11:14,238 LORI: Have you sold any of these? 322 00:11:14,282 --> 00:11:17,285 Um, since launching about six months ago in our living room, 323 00:11:17,328 --> 00:11:19,504 we've sold about 2,000 units. 324 00:11:19,548 --> 00:11:21,115 Just 2,000 in six months? 325 00:11:21,158 --> 00:11:23,987 Well, 2,000 considering that I'm a stay-at-home mom. 326 00:11:24,031 --> 00:11:27,425 - I have three kids in between... - So, you're a full-time mother? 327 00:11:27,469 --> 00:11:29,993 I am. My husband, Nate, and I have three beautiful daughters. 328 00:11:30,037 --> 00:11:32,256 KEVIN: What are you going to do in terms of running a company? 329 00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:33,649 I mean, you can't have kids 330 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,825 and take care of them, and be the CEO. 331 00:11:35,869 --> 00:11:37,218 Kevin, maybe she has a nanny. 332 00:11:37,261 --> 00:11:39,046 - Women do this all the time. - ROBERT: That's true. 333 00:11:39,089 --> 00:11:40,830 - Well, do you have a nanny? - We don't have a nanny. 334 00:11:40,874 --> 00:11:41,918 What about your husband? 335 00:11:41,962 --> 00:11:43,093 - Yeah. What about him? - KATIE: Nate? 336 00:11:43,137 --> 00:11:45,313 - DAYMOND: Yeah. Yeah. - [CHUCKLES] Um... 337 00:11:45,356 --> 00:11:46,836 I mean, I haven't asked him, 338 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:48,446 - but, sure. - Wait a second. 339 00:11:48,490 --> 00:11:50,013 - Wait a second. Is he here? - KATIE: Yes. 340 00:11:50,057 --> 00:11:51,667 Well, bring him out here. Bring him out. 341 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:52,799 LORI: Are you serious? KEVIN: Yeah. Yes. 342 00:11:52,842 --> 00:11:54,235 DAYMOND: Is he here? 343 00:11:54,278 --> 00:11:55,584 KATIE: He's in the back with our kids. I don't... 344 00:11:55,627 --> 00:11:56,672 KEVIN: Well, if you want the deal and you want 345 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:57,934 - to run the company... - Copy. 346 00:11:57,978 --> 00:11:59,240 - KATIE: I do. I do. - And we are moving... 347 00:11:59,283 --> 00:12:00,894 - We are moving? Where... - Yeah, we're moving out. 348 00:12:00,937 --> 00:12:02,634 - Dad? Where are you going? - Dad? Where are you going? 349 00:12:02,678 --> 00:12:03,723 - But... But... - GRACIE: Oh, my God. 350 00:12:03,766 --> 00:12:04,462 KEVIN: Bring him out. Bring him out. 351 00:12:04,506 --> 00:12:05,768 KATIE: Is this okay? 352 00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:06,900 KEVIN: We need to see him. KATIE: Really? 353 00:12:06,943 --> 00:12:08,031 DAYMOND: Yeah. There he goes. Come on. 354 00:12:08,075 --> 00:12:09,206 [INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING] 355 00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:10,773 - Here he comes. - KATIE: Here he comes. 356 00:12:14,037 --> 00:12:15,865 LORI: [LAUGHS] He's just looking around. 357 00:12:15,909 --> 00:12:17,954 - KATIE: I think he's... - Is he blind? 358 00:12:17,998 --> 00:12:19,347 KATIE: They wanted to talk to you. 359 00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:21,088 KEVIN: Okay. Wait a second. Wait a second. 360 00:12:21,131 --> 00:12:23,568 - I'm out. - What? Why? 361 00:12:23,612 --> 00:12:25,048 This guy's holding a donut! He's a bozo! 362 00:12:25,092 --> 00:12:26,746 They didn't have a... 363 00:12:26,789 --> 00:12:28,182 There's no garbage can out there. 364 00:12:28,225 --> 00:12:29,357 You can finish it. 365 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:30,401 ROBERT: Oh. 366 00:12:30,445 --> 00:12:31,446 - Oh. - [MUFFLED] Now, it's gone. 367 00:12:31,489 --> 00:12:33,404 - Oh. - NATE: It's gone. 368 00:12:33,448 --> 00:12:35,755 LORI: Uh... Okay. KEVIN: What, are you kidding? 369 00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:37,669 - [MUFFLED SPEAKING] - I'm... I'm out. I'm sorry. 370 00:12:37,713 --> 00:12:39,149 - DAYMOND: Oh, wow. - [MUMBLING] 371 00:12:39,193 --> 00:12:40,281 - I'm out. - I'm out. 372 00:12:40,324 --> 00:12:42,413 [COUGHS] Hey... Hey, man. 373 00:12:42,457 --> 00:12:43,675 [NATE MUMBLING] 374 00:12:43,719 --> 00:12:44,938 DAYMOND: We don't need to see that. 375 00:12:44,981 --> 00:12:46,591 - I'm sorry. Babe, I'm so sorry. - It's okay. 376 00:12:46,635 --> 00:12:48,115 Nate, um, once you've swallowed that... 377 00:12:48,158 --> 00:12:49,333 [COUGHING] 378 00:12:49,377 --> 00:12:50,900 ...tell us about you. What do you do? 379 00:12:50,944 --> 00:12:52,423 [IN NORMAL VOICE] I'm a Toyota salesman. 380 00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:53,773 - Oh, good. Okay. - Wow. 381 00:12:53,816 --> 00:12:56,210 Top salesman, uh... at my dealership. 382 00:12:56,253 --> 00:12:57,298 - Really? - NATE: Yeah. Yeah. 383 00:12:57,341 --> 00:12:58,560 I find that hard to believe. 384 00:12:58,603 --> 00:13:00,518 LORI: Um, forget about all of them. 385 00:13:00,562 --> 00:13:03,130 Katie, I really think you might have something here. 386 00:13:03,173 --> 00:13:05,132 So, I'm going to offer you the $100,000 387 00:13:05,175 --> 00:13:06,960 - for 20% of your company... - [GASPS] 388 00:13:07,003 --> 00:13:08,309 - DANIEL: Are you kidding me? - Oh, my God! 389 00:13:08,352 --> 00:13:09,571 LORI: I am not kidding. 390 00:13:09,614 --> 00:13:10,964 KEVIN: Lori. LORI: I believe in her. 391 00:13:11,007 --> 00:13:12,748 But it's contingent on one thing, Nate. 392 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:16,012 Contingent on you taking some time off from work, 393 00:13:16,056 --> 00:13:18,232 so that you can take care of the kids, 394 00:13:18,275 --> 00:13:19,929 and Katie can take care of the business. 395 00:13:19,973 --> 00:13:21,757 Yeah, of course. I could do that. 396 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:22,845 Really? 397 00:13:22,889 --> 00:13:24,499 Yeah. Why do you sound surprised? 398 00:13:24,542 --> 00:13:26,588 Because she's looking in your big, dumb eyes, 399 00:13:26,631 --> 00:13:28,590 thinking what a disaster that would be. 400 00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:30,984 Are you kidding? You've never raised kids on your own. 401 00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:32,289 I thought... 402 00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:33,725 Are you allowed to talk if you're already out? 403 00:13:33,769 --> 00:13:35,727 Can you just give us one minute to talk about this? 404 00:13:35,771 --> 00:13:37,468 - Sorry. - What does she have to discuss? 405 00:13:37,512 --> 00:13:38,861 Talk amongst yourselves. 406 00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:40,123 - What do you think we should do? - [SOFTLY] You do it. 407 00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:41,211 - You just do it. - [SOFTLY] Really? 408 00:13:41,255 --> 00:13:42,125 Yeah, this is crazy. 409 00:13:42,169 --> 00:13:43,344 What about you? What about work? 410 00:13:43,387 --> 00:13:44,040 - What about this top salesman? - It's fine. 411 00:13:44,084 --> 00:13:45,389 It means so much to you. 412 00:13:45,433 --> 00:13:47,870 I'm so far ahead. I can leave for a year. 413 00:13:47,914 --> 00:13:49,785 Maybe you could call your mom to come help? 414 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,221 Katie, I'm not calling my mom. 415 00:13:51,265 --> 00:13:53,180 I mean, how hard can it be? I can do it. 416 00:13:53,223 --> 00:13:55,660 I could do 80% of what you do, and that's a lot. 417 00:13:55,704 --> 00:13:59,621 80%? Well, you clearly have no idea how much work I do. 418 00:13:59,664 --> 00:14:01,101 75%. 419 00:14:01,144 --> 00:14:03,059 This is not the time to do this. But I could do 75%... 420 00:14:03,103 --> 00:14:05,018 Babe, do you even know what laundry detergent we use? 421 00:14:05,061 --> 00:14:07,194 It doesn't matter. I bet we already have it. 422 00:14:07,237 --> 00:14:09,370 Do you know how to access the parent portal for school? 423 00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:11,024 Is that a wizard thing? 424 00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:12,808 - Portals aren't real, Katie. - [SIGHS] 425 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,984 What could he be taking so long to discuss? 426 00:14:15,028 --> 00:14:16,594 Just two seconds. Just two seconds. 427 00:14:16,638 --> 00:14:17,639 - Yeah. - Listen, 428 00:14:17,682 --> 00:14:19,510 this isn't forever, all right? 429 00:14:19,554 --> 00:14:21,686 This is just to get the business off the ground. 430 00:14:22,426 --> 00:14:23,688 You got to trust me. 431 00:14:23,732 --> 00:14:25,038 I can do this. 432 00:14:27,388 --> 00:14:28,432 Do we have a deal? 433 00:14:31,305 --> 00:14:33,046 - Um, Lori. - LORI: Yes. 434 00:14:33,089 --> 00:14:34,134 I will take it. 435 00:14:34,177 --> 00:14:35,918 - No! - [CHEERING] 436 00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:37,615 DANIEL: All right, I guess. 437 00:14:37,659 --> 00:14:38,921 JUDGE: Congratulations! 438 00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:40,270 I am so excited! 439 00:14:40,314 --> 00:14:41,663 LORI: I think it's going to be great. 440 00:14:41,706 --> 00:14:42,969 KATIE: Thank you. 441 00:14:43,012 --> 00:14:43,752 - Thank you so much. - LORI: You're so welcome. 442 00:14:43,795 --> 00:14:44,884 KATIE: Oh, my God! 443 00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:46,276 - Thank you. Thank you. - It'll be great. 444 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:48,583 - And you? Congratulations, too. - Yes. Appreciate it. 445 00:14:48,626 --> 00:14:49,932 And I wish you good luck. 446 00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:51,673 Okay. Well, it's not surgery, so... 447 00:14:51,716 --> 00:14:52,979 - LORI: Okay. [LAUGHS] - But I appreciate it. 448 00:14:53,022 --> 00:14:54,894 - Yeah. Thank you. - LORI: All right, good. Yay! 449 00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:56,025 DANIEL: Guys, good luck! 450 00:14:56,069 --> 00:14:57,244 ROBERT: Please, you're going to need it. 451 00:14:57,287 --> 00:14:58,810 [LAUGHING] Oh, my God. 452 00:14:59,550 --> 00:15:00,551 [EXCLAIMS GRACIOUSLY] 453 00:15:03,076 --> 00:15:04,468 NATE: Why are you so nervous? 454 00:15:04,512 --> 00:15:06,035 This is exciting. 455 00:15:06,079 --> 00:15:07,254 KATIE: I am excited. 456 00:15:07,297 --> 00:15:09,647 South Korea is just so far away, 457 00:15:09,691 --> 00:15:12,999 and I haven't been apart from the kids for more than a day. 458 00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:14,261 It's two weeks. 459 00:15:14,304 --> 00:15:15,784 You act like I'm going to blow the house up. 460 00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:17,264 I know. I know. 461 00:15:17,307 --> 00:15:19,266 There's a lot worse things that can happen than that. 462 00:15:19,309 --> 00:15:20,658 And I'm sure I'll find all of them. 463 00:15:20,702 --> 00:15:22,704 [CHUCKLES] 464 00:15:22,747 --> 00:15:25,272 Oh, babe, actually, could you get breakfast started for me 465 00:15:25,315 --> 00:15:26,534 and I'll go wake up the girls? 466 00:15:26,577 --> 00:15:29,537 Oh, how many kids do we have again? I forget. 467 00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:32,148 There's a small one I saw the other day. 468 00:15:32,192 --> 00:15:34,716 - When did she come around? - [AMUSING MUSIC PLAYING] 469 00:15:34,759 --> 00:15:37,806 All right, I got this. Breakfast. 470 00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:40,069 Easiest meal of the day. 471 00:15:41,114 --> 00:15:42,637 - [GROANING] - [CLATTERING] 472 00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:46,902 I guess that's where the spaghetti goes. 473 00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:50,514 [GRUNTS] Easy-peasy. 474 00:15:56,433 --> 00:15:58,000 Yep. Oh. 475 00:15:58,870 --> 00:15:59,697 [SIGHS] 476 00:16:05,703 --> 00:16:07,618 Come on. Get through. 477 00:16:08,576 --> 00:16:10,186 Oh, whatever. 478 00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:11,318 Extra calcium. 479 00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:12,754 Toast. 480 00:16:13,537 --> 00:16:15,104 - [THUMPING] - Broken! 481 00:16:16,801 --> 00:16:17,715 Oh. 482 00:16:18,629 --> 00:16:19,630 Perfect. 483 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:21,371 Bye-bye. 484 00:16:21,415 --> 00:16:23,852 Just like the pilgrims did it. 485 00:16:23,895 --> 00:16:24,940 Don't wear the same thing as me. 486 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,202 HADLEY: But I was wearing it first! 487 00:16:26,246 --> 00:16:28,596 - You always copy what I wear! - No, I don't! 488 00:16:28,639 --> 00:16:30,076 Just say you want to be me at this point. 489 00:16:30,119 --> 00:16:31,555 I don't. 490 00:16:31,599 --> 00:16:33,993 Breakfast is served. 491 00:16:35,690 --> 00:16:36,691 [GIRLS SIGH] 492 00:16:37,779 --> 00:16:39,781 Yeah, I don't eat scrambled eggs. 493 00:16:39,824 --> 00:16:42,001 What? I thought you liked scrambled eggs. 494 00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:43,480 That was, like, a month ago, Dad. 495 00:16:43,524 --> 00:16:44,699 Now I hate them. 496 00:16:44,742 --> 00:16:46,657 - I like scrambled eggs. - No, you don't. 497 00:16:46,701 --> 00:16:48,094 Shh. I'm lying. 498 00:16:48,137 --> 00:16:49,878 NATE: All right, what do you like, then? 499 00:16:49,921 --> 00:16:51,619 Literally anything but that. 500 00:16:51,662 --> 00:16:53,925 - Sour Patch Kids. - Salads. 501 00:16:53,969 --> 00:16:55,275 - Tacos? - SAM: Airhead Xtremes. 502 00:16:55,318 --> 00:16:57,320 - Sushi. - Yes! Sushi! 503 00:16:57,364 --> 00:16:58,669 Really, any kind of candy is good. 504 00:16:58,713 --> 00:17:00,628 GRACIE: Sure, Sam. HADLEY: Yep. 505 00:17:00,671 --> 00:17:02,760 Dad, are you Mom now? 506 00:17:02,804 --> 00:17:04,458 Yes, I am your mother. 507 00:17:04,501 --> 00:17:05,807 [GASPS] Could we do your makeup? 508 00:17:05,850 --> 00:17:07,635 - Yeah! - We'll see. 509 00:17:07,678 --> 00:17:08,984 HADLEY: Are you sure you're ready for this? 510 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,030 - I mean, we're kind of a lot. - BOTH: Yeah. 511 00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:13,075 One, I don't like that you know that. 512 00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:14,511 And two, I'm your dad. 513 00:17:14,555 --> 00:17:16,600 I'm not a stranger. It just... 514 00:17:16,644 --> 00:17:18,515 It's going to take a little time 515 00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:20,430 to get used to the morning routine. 516 00:17:20,474 --> 00:17:22,345 Well, my morning routine's pretty easy. 517 00:17:22,389 --> 00:17:23,912 - I usually just have coffee. - No, she doesn't. 518 00:17:23,955 --> 00:17:25,044 - So, yeah. - I get candy. 519 00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:25,914 GRACIE: God, don't tell him what I do. 520 00:17:25,957 --> 00:17:27,394 SAM: Always. 521 00:17:27,437 --> 00:17:28,917 GRACIE: You're so annoying. SAM: Candy, candy, candy. 522 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:30,310 Sorry, babe. Sam and Gracie aren't eating eggs right now. 523 00:17:30,353 --> 00:17:32,660 Oh, yeah, we just talked about it. Toaster's broken. 524 00:17:32,703 --> 00:17:33,835 - What? - Crazy. I know. 525 00:17:33,878 --> 00:17:35,402 That's going to be something I use a lot. 526 00:17:35,445 --> 00:17:37,012 KATIE: Broken or unplugged? 527 00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,275 I'm not a mechanic, but I know when something's broke. 528 00:17:39,319 --> 00:17:40,711 [GIRLS ARGUING INDISTINCTLY] 529 00:17:40,755 --> 00:17:42,061 How about cereal? 530 00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:43,192 BOTH: Yes! KATIE: No, no. 531 00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:45,281 How about some oatmeal with fruit? 532 00:17:45,325 --> 00:17:46,326 - All right... - GRACIE: Come on. 533 00:17:46,369 --> 00:17:47,240 - HADLEY: No. - ...I bet 534 00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:48,154 that's around here somewhere. 535 00:17:48,197 --> 00:17:49,546 GRACIE: Fine. KATIE: Yeah. 536 00:17:49,590 --> 00:17:51,374 [SIGHS] Okay, babe. Let's go over this once more. 537 00:17:51,418 --> 00:17:53,420 Sam gets picked up at 2:45. 538 00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:56,945 Hadley and Gracie are at 3:15. Unless it's Wednesday 539 00:17:56,988 --> 00:17:58,903 and then the schedule's reversed, or Friday 540 00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:00,296 where they all get out at the same time. 541 00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:02,516 That means you just have to hustle to get... 542 00:18:02,559 --> 00:18:04,170 - [CLATTERING] - NATE: Oh, man. 543 00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:06,128 - Oh... - [NATE CHUCKLES] 544 00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:08,217 This might make you nervous... 545 00:18:10,741 --> 00:18:12,047 but it's all going to be fine. 546 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,962 Okay, here. It's all here. 547 00:18:14,005 --> 00:18:16,486 You just have to trust the command center 548 00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:18,009 and you'll be great. 549 00:18:18,053 --> 00:18:20,490 I'll be honest. This command center has always scared me. 550 00:18:20,534 --> 00:18:22,579 But I'm going to figure it out. 551 00:18:22,623 --> 00:18:24,451 You'll figure it out. 552 00:18:24,494 --> 00:18:25,843 - [KATIE SIGHS] - Going to make a few 553 00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:28,933 of my own adjustments. "Sleepover"? 554 00:18:28,977 --> 00:18:30,544 No, thank you. 555 00:18:30,587 --> 00:18:33,590 KATIE: I am going to be 13 hours ahead, 556 00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:35,331 so that means that I'm going to be asleep 557 00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:37,159 in the middle of your day here. 558 00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:39,857 Uh... Wash. We have to wash the towels first 559 00:18:39,901 --> 00:18:41,598 - before the clothes separately. - Yes. 560 00:18:41,642 --> 00:18:43,122 What else? Oh, you're going to want to check 561 00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:44,427 Hadley's model volcano here, 562 00:18:44,471 --> 00:18:45,689 because I think we might have over-filled it. 563 00:18:45,733 --> 00:18:46,560 And you're definitely going to want to soak 564 00:18:46,603 --> 00:18:47,691 that oatmeal bowl in the sink. 565 00:18:47,735 --> 00:18:48,910 Okay. Like right now? 566 00:18:48,953 --> 00:18:51,042 No, no, no. Now you add water to cook it. 567 00:18:51,086 --> 00:18:52,392 But then you soak it in the sink. 568 00:18:52,435 --> 00:18:53,219 All right. 569 00:18:54,089 --> 00:18:55,830 Girls! My babies! 570 00:18:55,873 --> 00:18:58,354 Oh, I'm going to miss you so much. 571 00:18:58,398 --> 00:18:59,355 Oh! 572 00:18:59,399 --> 00:19:00,400 Mm. 573 00:19:00,443 --> 00:19:01,966 Can Dad go to South Korea instead? 574 00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:03,359 KATIE: [CHUCKLES] No. 575 00:19:03,403 --> 00:19:04,926 Can he go somewhere else? 576 00:19:04,969 --> 00:19:06,667 - Hey, I'm right here. - KATIE: I am going to be back 577 00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:09,104 before you know it. I promise. Come here. 578 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,237 - We're all going to die. - [CHUCKLES] 579 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:13,978 - [CLANGS, RINGS] - Hey! I fixed the toaster. 580 00:19:15,502 --> 00:19:17,156 - Bye. - KATIE: Bye. 581 00:19:17,199 --> 00:19:19,767 - Have fun. - KATIE: I love you guys. 582 00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:20,855 Don't worry about a thing. 583 00:19:20,898 --> 00:19:22,117 When you get back, the house will be 584 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,075 exactly like you left it. 585 00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:25,773 [DOORKNOB RATTLING] 586 00:19:25,816 --> 00:19:29,255 Dad, the front door's locked. Do you have keys? 587 00:19:29,298 --> 00:19:32,040 Nope. Just keep waving. 588 00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:34,434 We'll put Sam through a window in the back. 589 00:19:34,477 --> 00:19:35,739 Yes! 590 00:19:35,783 --> 00:19:37,741 [UPBEAT SONG PLAYING] 591 00:19:42,746 --> 00:19:45,532 NATE: All right. Who's getting dropped off first? 592 00:19:45,575 --> 00:19:48,839 Uh, Dad, you're, like, not even driving in the right direction. 593 00:19:48,883 --> 00:19:50,014 To your school? 594 00:19:50,058 --> 00:19:52,495 To any of our schools. 595 00:19:52,539 --> 00:19:54,584 Wait. Do you not know where our schools are? 596 00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:58,327 [STUTTERS] No, I know where your schools are at. 597 00:19:58,371 --> 00:20:00,111 I know where they're at, but just to be safe, 598 00:20:00,155 --> 00:20:01,678 I'm gonna put on my GPS. 599 00:20:01,722 --> 00:20:04,812 So everybody, say your name of your school out loud. Go now! 600 00:20:04,855 --> 00:20:07,206 Ooh, can we do laser tag instead? 601 00:20:07,249 --> 00:20:08,946 No! Just give me the name of your school 602 00:20:08,990 --> 00:20:10,470 or I'm going to call Mom at the airport. 603 00:20:10,513 --> 00:20:12,385 HADLEY: So you're going to call Mom 604 00:20:12,428 --> 00:20:14,909 and admit you don't know the locations or names 605 00:20:14,952 --> 00:20:16,389 of any of our schools? 606 00:20:16,432 --> 00:20:18,086 Yeah, I will. I mean, I... 607 00:20:18,129 --> 00:20:19,696 I don't care how bad it makes me look. 608 00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:22,046 - B-L-U-F-F-I-N-G. - NATE: No. 609 00:20:22,090 --> 00:20:24,310 No. Look, I'm going to count to three. 610 00:20:24,353 --> 00:20:26,834 Someone tell me the name of your school. 611 00:20:26,877 --> 00:20:28,052 One, 612 00:20:29,053 --> 00:20:31,186 - two... - I dialed for you. 613 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,753 - [LINE RINGING] - What? No! 614 00:20:32,796 --> 00:20:33,928 - No. Sam, give me the phone. - [LAUGHS] It's actually ringing! 615 00:20:33,971 --> 00:20:35,277 - Ringing! - NATE: Sam, hang up the phone. 616 00:20:35,321 --> 00:20:36,757 - I was just... - You were just what, Dad? 617 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,149 No! No! I was just... 618 00:20:38,193 --> 00:20:39,803 - Just say it! Admit it! - Dad. Just admit it. 619 00:20:39,847 --> 00:20:40,978 NATE: No, no, I was just... 620 00:20:41,022 --> 00:20:42,763 Laser tag! Laser tag! Laser tag! 621 00:20:42,806 --> 00:20:44,068 - Dad, look out. - I'm watching. 622 00:20:44,112 --> 00:20:45,809 - Just give it back real fast. - I don't have it. 623 00:20:45,853 --> 00:20:47,289 - Sam! - Say it! You were... 624 00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:48,899 Okay! All right, fine, I was just bluffing! 625 00:20:48,943 --> 00:20:50,292 - Ha! I knew it! - NATE: Now will you please 626 00:20:50,336 --> 00:20:52,163 - hang the phone up! - Dad! Look out! 627 00:20:52,207 --> 00:20:53,556 - [GRUNTING] - [BRAKES SCREECH] 628 00:20:56,516 --> 00:20:57,908 - [GIRLS SCREAMING] - [SPLUTTERING] 629 00:20:57,952 --> 00:20:59,432 [LINE RINGING] 630 00:20:59,475 --> 00:21:02,696 KATIE: Hi, guys. What's up? You miss me already? 631 00:21:02,739 --> 00:21:04,524 - [NATE SHUDDERS] - [GIRLS SIGHING] 632 00:21:10,443 --> 00:21:12,314 What are you doing back here? 633 00:21:12,358 --> 00:21:15,143 Just reminding myself I'm still good at something. 634 00:21:15,186 --> 00:21:17,014 Hey, I noticed my picture's gone. 635 00:21:17,058 --> 00:21:18,538 Well, it's an employee photo, 636 00:21:18,581 --> 00:21:20,540 and you are no longer an employee. 637 00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:23,412 Dan, I didn't quit. I'm on leave. 638 00:21:23,456 --> 00:21:24,500 I've heard that before. 639 00:21:24,544 --> 00:21:26,154 I think you need to just figure out 640 00:21:26,197 --> 00:21:27,851 where your priorities are. 641 00:21:27,895 --> 00:21:29,505 I did. They're with my children. 642 00:21:29,549 --> 00:21:32,291 Great, okay, well, it hurts to hear you say that out loud. 643 00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:34,597 Come on, man. If you had kids, you would understand. 644 00:21:34,641 --> 00:21:35,729 I do have kids. 645 00:21:35,772 --> 00:21:37,513 - What? - I have five kids. 646 00:21:37,557 --> 00:21:39,123 But you never hear me talk about them at work. 647 00:21:39,167 --> 00:21:40,908 Where did you get kids? 648 00:21:40,951 --> 00:21:42,475 Is this guy bothering you? 649 00:21:42,518 --> 00:21:45,608 What happened to your shirt? Did a volcano explode on it? 650 00:21:45,652 --> 00:21:47,567 Yes, that's exactly what happened to this shirt. 651 00:21:47,610 --> 00:21:50,352 You'd be in the hospital. Volcanoes are very hot. 652 00:21:51,266 --> 00:21:52,789 Why... What is this? 653 00:21:52,833 --> 00:21:55,183 Peyton's my number one guy now, Nate. That's what this is. 654 00:21:55,226 --> 00:21:57,446 Uh-huh. Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh. 655 00:21:57,490 --> 00:21:59,448 You can't leave with company property. 656 00:21:59,492 --> 00:22:01,276 This was a gift from Dan. 657 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:02,930 Sorry, buddy. Not personal, it's a policy. 658 00:22:05,149 --> 00:22:08,370 - Dude. - What? I don't make the rules. 659 00:22:08,414 --> 00:22:11,155 You're the floor manager. That's literally your job. 660 00:22:12,026 --> 00:22:13,549 This is mine now. 661 00:22:13,593 --> 00:22:15,072 - [COFFEE HISSING] - [GROANS SOFTLY] 662 00:22:15,116 --> 00:22:17,292 [CHUCKLES] Is it too hot for you? 663 00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:18,206 PEYTON: No. 664 00:22:18,815 --> 00:22:19,990 It's just right. 665 00:22:21,557 --> 00:22:22,906 - [COFFEE HISSING] - [MUFFLED GROANING] 666 00:22:22,950 --> 00:22:24,647 - Oh. - [PEYTON GROANING] 667 00:22:24,691 --> 00:22:27,389 - Hey, oh, Peyton, don't do this. - [MUFFLED GROANING] 668 00:22:27,433 --> 00:22:28,390 NATE: This is your guy? 669 00:22:29,478 --> 00:22:30,958 That's my number one guy. 670 00:22:31,001 --> 00:22:32,525 [PEYTON GROANING] 671 00:22:32,568 --> 00:22:34,527 [INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT OVER PA] 672 00:22:39,749 --> 00:22:41,621 Uh... Excuse me, are you the egg guy? 673 00:22:41,664 --> 00:22:44,711 No. But I do dabble in the egg section from time to time. 674 00:22:44,754 --> 00:22:46,930 Oh, great. Uh, do you mind if I ask you some questions? 675 00:22:46,974 --> 00:22:48,845 - Sure. - Uh, there's a lot of eggs here, 676 00:22:48,889 --> 00:22:50,978 and I need to buy some eggs for my family, 677 00:22:51,021 --> 00:22:53,720 so which ones would I choose? 678 00:22:53,763 --> 00:22:55,591 Well, what type of egg are you looking for? 679 00:22:55,635 --> 00:22:58,377 NATE: Normal ones. Ones that my kids will eat. 680 00:22:58,420 --> 00:22:59,900 Those are pastured eggs. 681 00:22:59,943 --> 00:23:01,554 - Pastured. - And they contain 682 00:23:01,597 --> 00:23:03,947 twice as many omega-3s. 683 00:23:03,991 --> 00:23:06,254 Oh, wow. That's a lot of... 684 00:23:06,297 --> 00:23:08,387 That's more omega than I thought. 685 00:23:08,430 --> 00:23:10,867 Uh, I see these say free-range, 686 00:23:10,911 --> 00:23:13,348 and then the ones below it say cage-free. 687 00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:15,306 So what's the difference between that? 688 00:23:15,350 --> 00:23:18,397 Well, those are free-range and those are cage-free. 689 00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:19,789 Hm. Interesting. 690 00:23:19,833 --> 00:23:22,705 Let's say I don't know how to make eggs. 691 00:23:22,749 --> 00:23:25,882 Are there eggs that are already made? 692 00:23:27,231 --> 00:23:29,364 Well, there are places called restaurants. 693 00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:30,409 NATE: Hm. 694 00:23:31,975 --> 00:23:33,281 All right, Pat. Getting a little... 695 00:23:33,324 --> 00:23:36,327 I don't care for your tone here. 696 00:23:36,371 --> 00:23:39,374 I know I've been grilling you pretty hard on the eggs, 697 00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:41,158 and I'm not wearing you out, am I? 698 00:23:41,202 --> 00:23:43,683 Because I'm going to need you over there in the milk section. 699 00:23:43,726 --> 00:23:46,990 I mean, I can't wait to find out what Lace-taid means. 700 00:23:48,339 --> 00:23:51,255 Um... [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] 701 00:23:51,299 --> 00:23:54,215 Hey, Mom, just giving you a... a call. 702 00:23:54,258 --> 00:23:55,869 Wanted to, uh... 703 00:23:55,912 --> 00:23:57,479 You know, I thought, I don't know, 704 00:23:57,523 --> 00:23:58,915 maybe you'd want to come stay. 705 00:23:58,959 --> 00:24:02,179 The girls wanted me to call you. They... they miss you. 706 00:24:02,223 --> 00:24:03,790 And so, they were like, "Oh, yeah, 707 00:24:03,833 --> 00:24:05,487 "maybe she can come spend the night." 708 00:24:05,531 --> 00:24:07,968 You know, one or two nights. Uh... 709 00:24:09,186 --> 00:24:12,146 Twelve, thirteen tops. Thirteen tops. 710 00:24:12,189 --> 00:24:14,409 And, you know, just stay in Sam's room, 711 00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:16,498 or Hadley's, or my room, I don't... 712 00:24:16,542 --> 00:24:19,283 - [SQUEAKS] - [YELPS, GROANS] 713 00:24:19,327 --> 00:24:21,982 Ow. [GROANING] Golly, dude! 714 00:24:22,025 --> 00:24:23,984 Who put a towel there? 715 00:24:24,027 --> 00:24:25,855 Oh, God! 716 00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:27,553 Oh, what... 717 00:24:36,692 --> 00:24:38,346 [HAMMER THUMPING] 718 00:24:46,093 --> 00:24:48,617 Uh... Hello? 719 00:24:48,661 --> 00:24:50,924 Hello, sir. Am I speaking to the man of the house? 720 00:24:50,967 --> 00:24:54,014 No, she's not home. But what's going on up there? 721 00:24:54,057 --> 00:24:56,625 Uh, Keegan Jones. Keegan Roofing and Tile. 722 00:24:56,669 --> 00:24:58,845 Your wife had called to check my availability 723 00:24:58,888 --> 00:24:59,933 to replace your roof, 724 00:24:59,976 --> 00:25:01,282 and I thought, you know, why call back 725 00:25:01,325 --> 00:25:02,718 and tell her I'm available 726 00:25:02,762 --> 00:25:04,503 when I can show her I'm available 727 00:25:04,546 --> 00:25:06,635 by already being on the roof? 728 00:25:06,679 --> 00:25:08,768 All right. And Katie okayed all this? 729 00:25:08,811 --> 00:25:11,901 [STAMMERS] I mean, feel free to check my Yelp yourself. 730 00:25:11,945 --> 00:25:14,338 I got five stars and only one negative review 731 00:25:14,382 --> 00:25:15,862 and that is from my ex-wife. 732 00:25:15,905 --> 00:25:18,517 You know, she said my tools don't get the job done. 733 00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,301 Okay. Uh, yeah, man. 734 00:25:20,344 --> 00:25:21,650 It's great. Uh... 735 00:25:21,694 --> 00:25:23,043 Yeah, you're hired, I guess. 736 00:25:23,086 --> 00:25:24,740 What? Really? 737 00:25:24,784 --> 00:25:28,527 You know what? Maybe I should just call her real... 738 00:25:28,570 --> 00:25:30,093 [SIGHS] It's school pickup already! 739 00:25:30,137 --> 00:25:31,617 Shoot! 740 00:25:31,660 --> 00:25:33,967 Hey, I'm going to make you proud. 741 00:25:34,010 --> 00:25:37,448 Yeah, hey, good job. I'll see you tomorrow, okay? 742 00:25:37,492 --> 00:25:40,016 Good job. Great job today, you guys. 743 00:25:40,060 --> 00:25:42,018 We're gonna wait for our parents to come. 744 00:25:42,932 --> 00:25:45,544 - Good job today! - Hi. Hi. Hey. 745 00:25:45,587 --> 00:25:46,545 Oh, hi! 746 00:25:46,588 --> 00:25:48,024 Hey, what's up? I'm here for Sam. 747 00:25:48,068 --> 00:25:49,460 Oh, Mr. Wilcox. 748 00:25:49,504 --> 00:25:51,114 I'm so used to seeing Katie. 749 00:25:51,158 --> 00:25:52,376 Well, get used to me 750 00:25:52,420 --> 00:25:53,900 because she's no longer with us, you know? 751 00:25:53,943 --> 00:25:55,466 [GASPS SOFTLY] 752 00:25:55,510 --> 00:25:58,948 Ah, 'cause she's in South Korea! Working. Yeah. Shark Tank. 753 00:25:58,992 --> 00:26:01,734 She's alive. Yeah. Sorry about that. 754 00:26:01,777 --> 00:26:03,953 Do you have a minute to talk? 755 00:26:04,650 --> 00:26:08,088 Am I... Am I in trouble? 756 00:26:08,131 --> 00:26:10,264 Sam's been hugging her classmates 757 00:26:10,307 --> 00:26:11,831 every time she sees them. 758 00:26:11,874 --> 00:26:13,441 - Okay. - All day. 759 00:26:13,484 --> 00:26:17,358 Okay. I'll talk to her and, uh, yeah, just tell her to stop. 760 00:26:17,401 --> 00:26:19,665 - So, thank you. - No. Actually, 761 00:26:19,708 --> 00:26:22,929 at her age, telling her to stop may reinforce the behavior. 762 00:26:22,972 --> 00:26:24,670 We need to make sure 763 00:26:24,713 --> 00:26:26,976 we're communicating with the right words. 764 00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:29,544 Right... right words. 765 00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:31,154 You might want to take notes. 766 00:26:31,198 --> 00:26:32,373 Notes. 767 00:26:33,243 --> 00:26:34,680 Notes. 768 00:26:34,723 --> 00:26:36,725 MS. VIOLET: So I'd like to introduce you to a concept 769 00:26:36,769 --> 00:26:39,293 called "the bubble of consent." 770 00:26:39,336 --> 00:26:42,513 Now, imagine each kiddo lives inside 771 00:26:42,557 --> 00:26:44,167 their own individual bubble. 772 00:26:44,211 --> 00:26:46,039 They can touch what's in their own bubble 773 00:26:46,082 --> 00:26:47,475 without having to ask, 774 00:26:47,518 --> 00:26:50,304 but they need permission, 775 00:26:50,347 --> 00:26:51,392 - yeah... [CHUCKLES] - Okay. 776 00:26:51,435 --> 00:26:54,003 ...to enter another kiddo's bubble. 777 00:26:54,047 --> 00:26:55,483 Uh, say that part one more time. 778 00:26:55,526 --> 00:26:56,702 Which part? 779 00:26:56,745 --> 00:26:58,268 - Uh, the beginning of it. - The beginning? 780 00:26:58,312 --> 00:27:00,096 Yeah, the beginning and the rest of it, too. 781 00:27:00,140 --> 00:27:01,228 Okay. 782 00:27:01,271 --> 00:27:03,012 [SCHOOL BELL RINGING] 783 00:27:06,146 --> 00:27:07,190 What's wrong? 784 00:27:07,756 --> 00:27:09,236 Everything okay? 785 00:27:09,279 --> 00:27:10,629 Avery and Trisha both knew 786 00:27:10,672 --> 00:27:12,413 how to spell "Chihuahua" and I didn't. 787 00:27:12,456 --> 00:27:15,416 Well, now you do, so... 788 00:27:15,459 --> 00:27:17,679 HADLEY: But, like, what if I don't know other words? 789 00:27:17,723 --> 00:27:19,115 I need to study more. 790 00:27:19,159 --> 00:27:20,682 All right. Where's your sister? 791 00:27:20,726 --> 00:27:22,771 Probably trying to get Brian to notice her. 792 00:27:22,815 --> 00:27:23,772 "Brian"? 793 00:27:24,512 --> 00:27:25,905 Who's Brian? 794 00:27:25,948 --> 00:27:27,907 [INTRIGUING ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING] 795 00:27:41,355 --> 00:27:43,313 - [HIGH-PITCHED] Gracie! - [CAR HORN HONKS] 796 00:27:43,357 --> 00:27:45,185 - [IN NORMAL VOICE] Hi. - [CHUCKLES] 797 00:27:45,228 --> 00:27:46,665 It's your dad! 798 00:27:46,708 --> 00:27:50,799 It's your family in a van! We live in the same house! 799 00:27:50,843 --> 00:27:53,236 I... I couldn't remember if you remembered. 800 00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:56,022 GRACIE: My God! Dad! Was that really necessary? 801 00:27:56,065 --> 00:27:58,764 It was. I didn't know how else... how to... 802 00:27:58,807 --> 00:27:59,852 Who's Brian? 803 00:27:59,895 --> 00:28:01,157 A boy she likes. 804 00:28:01,201 --> 00:28:02,724 He's the reason she started shaving her legs. 805 00:28:02,768 --> 00:28:04,030 - Hadley! - Oh, my God. 806 00:28:04,073 --> 00:28:05,335 What? You're in there shaving them every night. 807 00:28:05,379 --> 00:28:07,294 Every night? 808 00:28:07,337 --> 00:28:08,948 Your mom does it twice a year. 809 00:28:08,991 --> 00:28:11,864 Dad, I'm hungry. Can we get dinner? 810 00:28:11,907 --> 00:28:15,258 You all got to eat again? I thought we were done. 811 00:28:15,302 --> 00:28:17,783 Maybe Brian should come over for dinner. 812 00:28:17,826 --> 00:28:19,480 - You know what, Sam? That's a... - No! 813 00:28:19,523 --> 00:28:20,742 - [HIGH-PITCHED] Brian! - No! No! 814 00:28:20,786 --> 00:28:23,266 - Stop! - Brian! Brian! 815 00:28:23,310 --> 00:28:24,137 DELIVERY GUY: Hey, pizza's here. 816 00:28:24,180 --> 00:28:25,007 Hey, man. 817 00:28:26,052 --> 00:28:28,489 Uh... Boom. There you go. 818 00:28:28,532 --> 00:28:30,273 Oh, you already tipped on the app, so... 819 00:28:30,317 --> 00:28:31,622 Yeah. We're going to be seeing 820 00:28:31,666 --> 00:28:33,842 a lot of each other these next couple weeks. 821 00:28:33,886 --> 00:28:36,715 This is the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me. 822 00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:38,499 [CHUCKLING] Hey. 823 00:28:40,327 --> 00:28:41,328 [SIGHS SOFTLY] 824 00:28:42,111 --> 00:28:43,286 Night-night. 825 00:28:45,941 --> 00:28:47,856 All right, Sam, it's time for bed. 826 00:28:47,900 --> 00:28:49,815 I'm almost done with second hugs. 827 00:28:49,858 --> 00:28:52,382 [SIGHING IN EXHAUSTION] Second hugs. 828 00:28:52,426 --> 00:28:54,602 Uh... You know what? 829 00:28:54,645 --> 00:28:55,908 Hey, let's talk about something real fast. 830 00:28:55,951 --> 00:28:57,474 Am I skipping a grade? 831 00:28:57,518 --> 00:29:00,303 No. Not by the looks of it. We might even do a couple twice. 832 00:29:00,347 --> 00:29:01,652 Am I getting a horse? 833 00:29:01,696 --> 00:29:03,350 That's where you thought this was going? 834 00:29:03,393 --> 00:29:05,004 Uh... Oh. 835 00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:08,007 How do I say it? Um... 836 00:29:12,228 --> 00:29:13,839 Don't hug kids at school. 837 00:29:13,882 --> 00:29:15,449 But I love my classmates. 838 00:29:15,492 --> 00:29:16,885 I know you do. 839 00:29:16,929 --> 00:29:20,019 And that's great. Just show them in a different way. 840 00:29:20,976 --> 00:29:21,934 Okay. 841 00:29:22,630 --> 00:29:23,979 Wow. 842 00:29:24,023 --> 00:29:25,938 All right. You know what? 843 00:29:27,069 --> 00:29:28,027 [SOFTLY] You're my favorite. 844 00:29:29,028 --> 00:29:30,290 - I know. - Good night. 845 00:29:30,333 --> 00:29:31,726 Good night. 846 00:29:32,422 --> 00:29:34,076 [KISSES] 847 00:29:39,168 --> 00:29:41,257 Hadley. Screens off. 848 00:29:41,301 --> 00:29:43,912 What? No, but... but I'm... I'm just using the light 849 00:29:43,956 --> 00:29:45,392 to study my spelling flashcards. 850 00:29:45,435 --> 00:29:46,480 Of course you are. 851 00:29:46,523 --> 00:29:47,916 Night. 852 00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:49,831 Look at you fighting for the number one spot, huh? 853 00:29:49,875 --> 00:29:51,920 GRACIE: A party with boys? Yeah, 854 00:29:51,964 --> 00:29:54,009 my dad would never let me have one. Are you kidding? 855 00:29:54,053 --> 00:29:56,620 Gracie. Hey. Phones off, please. 856 00:29:56,664 --> 00:29:58,274 [DOOR SLAMS] 857 00:29:58,318 --> 00:30:01,147 I guess I know my third favorite. 858 00:30:01,190 --> 00:30:04,411 - [AMUSING MUSIC PLAYING] - Thirteen more days. 859 00:30:05,716 --> 00:30:07,457 "Night chores"? 860 00:30:07,501 --> 00:30:09,155 [GROANS SOFTLY] 861 00:30:10,634 --> 00:30:12,680 [SQUEAKING] 862 00:30:12,723 --> 00:30:14,160 [WHIRRING] 863 00:30:19,730 --> 00:30:20,731 What? 864 00:30:23,909 --> 00:30:26,041 I should've soaked it. 865 00:30:26,085 --> 00:30:27,173 God. 866 00:30:29,915 --> 00:30:31,960 - [WATER SPLASHING] - [YELPS] 867 00:30:37,052 --> 00:30:39,838 1:30 in the morning. Golly. 868 00:30:44,407 --> 00:30:45,756 [GROANS SOFTLY] 869 00:30:47,410 --> 00:30:50,196 [RUMBLING] 870 00:30:50,239 --> 00:30:53,155 NATE: Are we running a car wash I don't know about? 871 00:30:53,808 --> 00:30:55,027 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 872 00:30:56,942 --> 00:30:58,247 Hey! 873 00:30:58,291 --> 00:31:00,467 KATIE: Hi, babe. How's it going? 874 00:31:00,510 --> 00:31:03,470 Great. Yeah. I hired a roofer. 875 00:31:03,513 --> 00:31:05,298 [GASPS] Oh! Nice. Which one? 876 00:31:06,386 --> 00:31:08,257 - Which what? - Which roofer? 877 00:31:08,301 --> 00:31:10,303 I called all the top-rated places 878 00:31:10,346 --> 00:31:12,087 so I could make them bid against each other. 879 00:31:12,131 --> 00:31:14,133 [CHUCKLES] Then I also called my friend's cousin, Keegan, 880 00:31:14,176 --> 00:31:15,874 'cause his bid was so low, 881 00:31:15,917 --> 00:31:17,788 I thought I could use it against the others. 882 00:31:17,832 --> 00:31:19,138 So who did you go with? 883 00:31:19,181 --> 00:31:20,704 - [THUDDING] - [YELPING NEARBY] 884 00:31:20,748 --> 00:31:23,403 [GROANING] 885 00:31:23,446 --> 00:31:26,493 Uh... Yeah, I mean, I don't remember his name, you know. 886 00:31:26,536 --> 00:31:28,538 But he was a good one. 887 00:31:28,582 --> 00:31:31,063 Hey, roof's looking pretty good, man. 888 00:31:31,106 --> 00:31:34,588 KATIE: Thank you so much for handling that for me, babe. Oh! 889 00:31:34,631 --> 00:31:36,851 You must be on your way to go get the girls, huh? 890 00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:38,984 Yep, as we speak. I'm going right now! 891 00:31:39,027 --> 00:31:40,246 KATIE: And could you please drop off 892 00:31:40,289 --> 00:31:41,508 those forks I left in the back of the car? 893 00:31:41,551 --> 00:31:42,639 Thank you, I love you. 894 00:31:42,683 --> 00:31:45,947 NATE: Love you. Pistachios? 895 00:31:45,991 --> 00:31:47,209 What the... 896 00:31:54,477 --> 00:31:56,740 - Dad! - [YELPS, SIGHS] 897 00:31:56,784 --> 00:31:58,655 - What are you doing? - I was sleeping, 898 00:31:58,699 --> 00:32:00,701 or trying to. 899 00:32:00,744 --> 00:32:02,790 Why doesn't this couch fold out? 900 00:32:02,833 --> 00:32:04,618 Because not all couches fold out. 901 00:32:04,661 --> 00:32:07,577 I meant, what are you doing here? I called Mom. 902 00:32:07,621 --> 00:32:09,231 Yeah, she's on a cruise. 903 00:32:09,275 --> 00:32:11,016 Anyway, I'm here to help. [GROANS] 904 00:32:11,059 --> 00:32:12,495 - Are you? - Yeah. 905 00:32:12,539 --> 00:32:16,195 Yeah. As soon as I finish my siesta. [SIGHS] 906 00:32:16,238 --> 00:32:18,066 Oh, man. 907 00:32:18,110 --> 00:32:20,068 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 908 00:32:23,506 --> 00:32:25,769 Uh, excuse me. Do you all know where to put these forks at? 909 00:32:25,813 --> 00:32:29,817 Uh, Nate Wilcox. Katie said we'd be seeing more of you. 910 00:32:29,860 --> 00:32:30,992 How you doing, sugar? 911 00:32:31,036 --> 00:32:32,167 Hanging in there, you know? 912 00:32:32,211 --> 00:32:33,995 Katie has me doing a lot of chores. 913 00:32:34,039 --> 00:32:35,605 It's basically Chore City at our house. 914 00:32:35,649 --> 00:32:37,216 [WOMEN CHUCKLING] 915 00:32:37,259 --> 00:32:39,000 And all the cleaning sprays. 916 00:32:39,044 --> 00:32:41,176 Under our sink, it looks like a Baskin-Robbins. 917 00:32:41,220 --> 00:32:43,048 [WOMEN LAUGHING] 918 00:32:43,091 --> 00:32:44,484 Baskin-Robbins. 919 00:32:44,527 --> 00:32:45,920 [CHUCKLES] 920 00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:47,008 Uh... I mean, I used one 921 00:32:47,052 --> 00:32:48,183 the other day. It said "all-purpose." 922 00:32:48,227 --> 00:32:49,532 And it didn't clean anything up. 923 00:32:49,576 --> 00:32:51,360 Should've said "no purpose," you know? 924 00:32:51,404 --> 00:32:53,145 - [ALL LAUGHING] - NATE: No purpose. 925 00:32:54,407 --> 00:32:56,365 - [LAUGHING] Oh, God. - [LAUGHING] 926 00:32:56,409 --> 00:32:58,411 - What are we all laughing at? - KELSEY: Conor, 927 00:32:58,454 --> 00:33:00,848 looks like you're not the only dad on campus anymore. 928 00:33:00,891 --> 00:33:02,284 And this one's funny. 929 00:33:02,328 --> 00:33:04,156 [ALL CHUCKLING] 930 00:33:04,199 --> 00:33:05,679 Oh, Nate? 931 00:33:05,722 --> 00:33:07,463 - Big time funny. - Oh, wow. 932 00:33:07,507 --> 00:33:09,422 Say it, don't spray it, you know? 933 00:33:09,465 --> 00:33:10,771 [WOMEN LAUGHING] 934 00:33:10,814 --> 00:33:12,077 "Say it, don't spray it." 935 00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:13,426 Dad? 936 00:33:13,469 --> 00:33:15,254 Thought you were going to wait in the car. 937 00:33:15,297 --> 00:33:16,603 Didn't you go to school in a sweater? 938 00:33:16,646 --> 00:33:18,083 GRACIE: What? 939 00:33:18,126 --> 00:33:20,476 - No. - NATE: Okay. 940 00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:21,651 Well, I was going to wear the same thing. 941 00:33:21,695 --> 00:33:22,696 That would've been embarrassing. 942 00:33:22,739 --> 00:33:24,524 [WOMEN LAUGHING] 943 00:33:24,567 --> 00:33:25,742 NATE: What an absolute joy. 944 00:33:25,786 --> 00:33:27,222 I'm sure I'll be seeing you around. 945 00:33:27,266 --> 00:33:29,442 - All right. Pleasure. - KELSEY: Nice to meet you, Nate. 946 00:33:29,485 --> 00:33:30,573 Thank you. 947 00:33:30,617 --> 00:33:31,879 MELISSA: That is the first funny dad. 948 00:33:31,922 --> 00:33:33,489 KELSEY: No bad dad jokes. 949 00:33:34,621 --> 00:33:35,883 CONOR: Hey, Nate. 950 00:33:36,971 --> 00:33:38,668 [SPEAKING SPANISH, CHUCKLING] 951 00:33:41,802 --> 00:33:42,759 [IN ENGLISH] What was that? 952 00:33:44,370 --> 00:33:45,588 Katie told me to drop forks off. 953 00:33:45,632 --> 00:33:48,026 Not the... Not the forks. Talking to the moms. 954 00:33:48,069 --> 00:33:50,637 If you need to bring the moms something, bring it to me. 955 00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:52,073 Okay? Bring it to me. 956 00:33:52,117 --> 00:33:53,944 - I bring it to them. See? - Okay. 957 00:33:53,988 --> 00:33:56,034 You know, and if you wanna hang out, 958 00:33:56,077 --> 00:33:58,514 don't hang out with the moms. Hang out with this guy! 959 00:33:58,558 --> 00:34:01,300 'Cause I've been texting you. You been getting those? 960 00:34:01,343 --> 00:34:03,780 No, I haven't. 961 00:34:03,824 --> 00:34:05,391 You haven't gotten a single one of my texts? 962 00:34:07,001 --> 00:34:08,742 - No. - God, a lot of them say "read." 963 00:34:08,785 --> 00:34:10,570 - You can see that? - Yeah, like, 964 00:34:10,613 --> 00:34:11,658 the whole color changes. 965 00:34:11,701 --> 00:34:12,746 I don't think I've gotten any of them. 966 00:34:12,789 --> 00:34:13,834 - Really? - Yeah. 967 00:34:13,877 --> 00:34:15,140 Can I see? 968 00:34:15,183 --> 00:34:19,622 Uh, I would, but it's way in there, and so... 969 00:34:19,666 --> 00:34:23,322 Just let me know. Even tonight, we could grab a drink. Bowl. 970 00:34:23,365 --> 00:34:24,845 - Bowl? - We'll do a bowl. 971 00:34:24,888 --> 00:34:26,542 - What? - In the meantime, 972 00:34:26,586 --> 00:34:27,848 stay away from here. 973 00:34:27,891 --> 00:34:29,023 Okay? 974 00:34:29,067 --> 00:34:31,460 [IN SPANISH] My moms are not your moms. 975 00:34:32,679 --> 00:34:34,115 [SIGHS] 976 00:34:34,159 --> 00:34:36,117 [UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 977 00:34:41,992 --> 00:34:43,994 - [WHIRRING] - [CHUCKLING] 978 00:34:44,038 --> 00:34:45,431 [CRACKLING] 979 00:34:47,737 --> 00:34:48,608 [BLOWS AIR] 980 00:34:49,652 --> 00:34:50,653 [COUGHING] 981 00:34:52,307 --> 00:34:54,048 [INAUDIBLE CONVERSATION] 982 00:34:59,836 --> 00:35:02,056 [KISSING] 983 00:35:06,234 --> 00:35:08,018 [SONG CONTINUES PLAYING] 984 00:35:10,499 --> 00:35:12,066 [INAUDIBLE] 985 00:35:24,383 --> 00:35:25,514 What? 986 00:35:30,824 --> 00:35:32,565 [LOW RUMBLING] 987 00:35:37,396 --> 00:35:40,138 Help! Help! 988 00:35:41,051 --> 00:35:42,314 Help! 989 00:35:43,837 --> 00:35:45,578 [MUFFLED SCREAMING] Help! 990 00:35:49,147 --> 00:35:50,322 [GIRLS CHUCKLING] 991 00:35:50,365 --> 00:35:51,236 KATIE: [OVER PHONE] Yeah. So, basically, 992 00:35:51,279 --> 00:35:52,628 all of these people behind me 993 00:35:52,672 --> 00:35:54,108 are here to help me with the Star Minder. 994 00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:57,720 - We're kind of... - Dad! Mom's in a factory! 995 00:35:57,764 --> 00:35:59,374 - Oh, what? - Yeah. 996 00:35:59,418 --> 00:36:01,376 We're stress-testing different plastics 997 00:36:01,420 --> 00:36:02,551 for the body of the star. 998 00:36:03,248 --> 00:36:04,727 [SPEAKING KOREAN] 999 00:36:04,771 --> 00:36:06,729 [IN ENGLISH] You speak South Korean? 1000 00:36:06,773 --> 00:36:09,515 - It's just Korean, Dad. - Well, not to them. 1001 00:36:09,558 --> 00:36:11,734 - [CRACKLING] - [GROANS SOFTLY] 1002 00:36:11,778 --> 00:36:13,867 Dang, the team was really excited about that one. 1003 00:36:13,910 --> 00:36:15,912 [SPEAKING KOREAN] 1004 00:36:15,956 --> 00:36:17,914 [IN ENGLISH] Dad, what's for breakfast? 1005 00:36:17,958 --> 00:36:19,002 NATE: Uh... 1006 00:36:19,046 --> 00:36:20,874 - [TAPS] - Pizza. 1007 00:36:20,917 --> 00:36:22,963 - For breakfast? - Just put milk on it. 1008 00:36:23,006 --> 00:36:25,618 Uh, hey, Nate, could I talk to you privately? 1009 00:36:25,661 --> 00:36:29,143 Yeah, I was joking. Is that... I... I thought I muted that. 1010 00:36:29,187 --> 00:36:31,058 You tapped Mom's hard hat, Dad. 1011 00:36:32,581 --> 00:36:33,713 [SOFTLY] Oh, my God. 1012 00:36:33,756 --> 00:36:36,106 Hey, I just want to say I totally respect 1013 00:36:36,150 --> 00:36:37,673 - your healthy breakfast thing... - KATIE: No, I know. 1014 00:36:37,717 --> 00:36:40,023 - ...but, you know... - No, no, no, no. It's fine. 1015 00:36:40,067 --> 00:36:42,243 I wanted to check and see how you were doing. 1016 00:36:42,287 --> 00:36:43,810 Uh... Great. 1017 00:36:43,853 --> 00:36:46,943 I'm great. You know, I mean, with the command center and... 1018 00:36:46,987 --> 00:36:48,554 You know, don't worry about me. 1019 00:36:48,597 --> 00:36:50,773 - We're good over here. - Yeah? 1020 00:36:50,817 --> 00:36:53,298 'Cause I know it's hard. 1021 00:36:53,341 --> 00:36:55,125 You know, we're growing into new roles. 1022 00:36:55,169 --> 00:36:57,040 Uh... I'm not growing into a new role. 1023 00:36:57,084 --> 00:36:58,955 I'm just keeping your role warm, right? 1024 00:36:58,999 --> 00:37:01,175 Right. Yeah.[CHUCKLES SOFTLY] I think what I meant... 1025 00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:02,524 Uh... No. No, I know what you meant. 1026 00:37:02,568 --> 00:37:04,831 It's just for now. 1027 00:37:04,874 --> 00:37:06,572 It's just for now. Yeah. Yeah. 1028 00:37:08,051 --> 00:37:09,966 Okay. Um... Hey, babe, I have, 1029 00:37:10,010 --> 00:37:11,490 like, 25 people waiting for me. 1030 00:37:11,533 --> 00:37:12,665 I got to go. 1031 00:37:12,708 --> 00:37:14,710 I have 25 people waiting on me too. 1032 00:37:14,754 --> 00:37:15,842 Okay. 1033 00:37:15,885 --> 00:37:17,060 You know, the kids. I was making a... 1034 00:37:17,104 --> 00:37:19,149 - It's just two more days, Nate. - Okay. Yep. 1035 00:37:19,193 --> 00:37:21,674 - Okay? I love you. - Two more days. 1036 00:37:21,717 --> 00:37:25,678 Uh... Yep. All right. All right. I love you. 1037 00:37:28,028 --> 00:37:30,683 [WASHING MACHINE RUMBLING] 1038 00:37:30,726 --> 00:37:32,424 All right. I'm headed out! 1039 00:37:32,467 --> 00:37:33,947 Your mom is back from the cruise. 1040 00:37:33,990 --> 00:37:35,383 This is the first time I've seen you awake 1041 00:37:35,427 --> 00:37:36,471 since you got here. 1042 00:37:36,515 --> 00:37:37,820 Well, I'm glad I could help. 1043 00:37:37,864 --> 00:37:39,561 Now, you just call me if you need anything. 1044 00:37:39,605 --> 00:37:41,084 I... I couldn't find Katie. 1045 00:37:41,128 --> 00:37:42,956 - Tell her I said goodbye. Okay? - [SWITCH CLICKS] 1046 00:37:43,609 --> 00:37:44,610 Really? 1047 00:37:44,653 --> 00:37:45,741 WALTER: Get me a home-cooked meal. 1048 00:37:45,785 --> 00:37:47,700 [SIGHING IN EXHAUSTION] 1049 00:37:47,743 --> 00:37:50,180 NATE: Ladies, I think we know why we're here. 1050 00:37:50,224 --> 00:37:51,834 We're getting a horse? 1051 00:37:51,878 --> 00:37:53,749 We're here to talk about towels. 1052 00:37:53,793 --> 00:37:56,012 Specifically, why am I carrying 1053 00:37:56,056 --> 00:37:59,451 100 pounds of towels up and down 40 steps all day, every day? 1054 00:37:59,494 --> 00:38:01,322 Hadley, how many towels you use a day? 1055 00:38:01,366 --> 00:38:04,064 - One. - NATE: Interesting. Okay. 1056 00:38:04,107 --> 00:38:05,848 Gracie, how many towels you use? 1057 00:38:05,892 --> 00:38:08,111 - One. - Also one. 1058 00:38:09,199 --> 00:38:11,724 - Sam? - I've never used a towel. 1059 00:38:11,767 --> 00:38:15,467 [CHUCKLING] What? She doesn't even use a towel. 1060 00:38:15,510 --> 00:38:20,689 So our house is magically generating wet towels all day. 1061 00:38:20,733 --> 00:38:22,343 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 1062 00:38:22,387 --> 00:38:25,520 All right. We're not done talking about this. 1063 00:38:25,564 --> 00:38:27,522 [SOFTLY] Okay, how many towels do you actually use? 1064 00:38:27,566 --> 00:38:29,350 - Eight. - Eight? 1065 00:38:30,699 --> 00:38:32,701 Howdy, partner! [CHUCKLES] 1066 00:38:32,745 --> 00:38:34,616 I hope you don't mind. We're a touch early. 1067 00:38:34,660 --> 00:38:37,445 I got to get to line dancing with the moms. 1068 00:38:37,489 --> 00:38:39,491 - What? - CONOR: Moms' night out. 1069 00:38:39,534 --> 00:38:43,146 I wanted to do paint and sip, but, uh, I got outvoted. 1070 00:38:43,190 --> 00:38:45,279 What? You didn't cancel our sleepover? 1071 00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:49,022 No, I did cancel it. I pulled the Post-it off the calendar. 1072 00:38:49,065 --> 00:38:51,241 Okay, but did you call people's parents? 1073 00:38:51,285 --> 00:38:52,721 NATE: I don't even know your friends' names, 1074 00:38:52,765 --> 00:38:55,507 so how would I know who their parents are? You know. 1075 00:38:55,550 --> 00:38:56,682 GRACIE: [GASPS] There's Jane! 1076 00:38:56,725 --> 00:38:58,466 - There's another one? - CONOR: Hey, Jane. 1077 00:38:58,510 --> 00:38:59,989 NATE: I don't know how to do a sleepover. 1078 00:39:00,033 --> 00:39:02,644 Your mom didn't leave me any notes on a sleepover. 1079 00:39:02,688 --> 00:39:04,733 It's a sleepover. I mean, it's not rocket science. 1080 00:39:04,777 --> 00:39:07,693 Just, uh, make them some popcorn and let them do your makeup. 1081 00:39:07,736 --> 00:39:08,868 GIRLS: Yes! 1082 00:39:08,911 --> 00:39:10,043 - Go get him, girls. - [GIRLS EXCLAIMING] 1083 00:39:10,086 --> 00:39:11,740 - Oh, my God, yes! - CONOR: You all have fun! 1084 00:39:11,784 --> 00:39:14,439 - [GIRLS SQUEALING] - [UPBEAT SONG PLAYING] 1085 00:39:14,482 --> 00:39:15,962 [GIRLS CLAMORING] 1086 00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:23,839 - [SONG CONCLUDES] - [MUFFLED CHEERING] 1087 00:39:23,883 --> 00:39:26,364 JANE: Three, two, one! GRACIE: Two, one! 1088 00:39:26,407 --> 00:39:27,669 - Oh! - What, Dad? 1089 00:39:27,713 --> 00:39:28,583 Stop it. This is... 1090 00:39:28,627 --> 00:39:29,802 Your mom does this? 1091 00:39:29,845 --> 00:39:31,325 Yeah. Have you ever seen her with nose hairs? 1092 00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:32,805 - All the time. - No, because I've never looked. 1093 00:39:32,848 --> 00:39:34,154 You should. It's very smooth. 1094 00:39:34,197 --> 00:39:35,764 Okay, guys, we're just going to go for it, okay? 1095 00:39:35,808 --> 00:39:37,462 Just one and done. And we got it. Okay? 1096 00:39:37,505 --> 00:39:40,639 - Okay. Ready? Go, Dad. Two, one! - Ready? Three, two, one! 1097 00:39:40,682 --> 00:39:42,336 - Oh! No, no, no. - What? 1098 00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:43,598 - You know, this is crazy. - Oh, my God! 1099 00:39:43,642 --> 00:39:45,121 - Come on! - You all are crazy. 1100 00:39:45,165 --> 00:39:46,166 - You're so annoying. - This is... 1101 00:39:46,209 --> 00:39:47,559 I'm going to live like this forever, 1102 00:39:47,602 --> 00:39:48,951 - and it'll just come out... - Right. Okay. 1103 00:39:48,995 --> 00:39:50,518 - ...when it comes out. - No. Stop. 1104 00:39:50,562 --> 00:39:52,477 Mr. Wilcox, let me just tell you something. Just right here. 1105 00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:54,392 Okay, between you and me, I do this all the time. 1106 00:39:54,435 --> 00:39:56,306 Yeah, but you don't have a forest up your nose, Jane. 1107 00:39:56,350 --> 00:39:58,047 - Wait, are you filming? - JANE: Here we go. 1108 00:39:58,091 --> 00:39:59,571 Uh, nope. Just looking something up. 1109 00:39:59,614 --> 00:40:01,703 - [CELL PHONE BEEPS] - GRACIE: And action! 1110 00:40:01,747 --> 00:40:05,403 [SCREAMING, SOBBING] 1111 00:40:05,446 --> 00:40:07,753 - [UPBEAT SONG RESUMES] - [NATE SCREAMING] 1112 00:40:07,796 --> 00:40:09,363 - [SONG STOPS] - I'm so sorry, Mr. Wilcox. 1113 00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:11,191 I've never had someone bleed like that before. 1114 00:40:11,234 --> 00:40:13,367 Jane, don't worry about it. I'm sorry I screamed so much. 1115 00:40:13,411 --> 00:40:14,455 It's okay. You'll get them next time! 1116 00:40:14,499 --> 00:40:15,935 Okay, okay. 1117 00:40:15,978 --> 00:40:17,240 - [SOFTLY] So embarrassing. - [SOFTLY] I know. It's bad. 1118 00:40:18,981 --> 00:40:19,982 [NATE SIGHS] 1119 00:40:20,026 --> 00:40:22,898 Dude, did you get beat up? 1120 00:40:25,858 --> 00:40:28,338 Is it normal for a roofer to come inside 1121 00:40:28,382 --> 00:40:29,427 and work at night? 1122 00:40:29,470 --> 00:40:31,777 Yeah, it's normal for a good roofer. 1123 00:40:31,820 --> 00:40:33,909 Look, um... I'm not trying to snoop, 1124 00:40:33,953 --> 00:40:35,433 but while I was up there, 1125 00:40:35,476 --> 00:40:37,783 I heard some kids fighting through one of the bigger holes. 1126 00:40:37,826 --> 00:40:39,219 - Bigger holes? - Look, I... 1127 00:40:39,262 --> 00:40:41,177 I can't get into my process with you, Nate. 1128 00:40:41,221 --> 00:40:42,527 All right? 1129 00:40:42,570 --> 00:40:45,268 There is an interpersonal issue in your home. 1130 00:40:45,312 --> 00:40:46,835 Yeah, we're having a sleepover. 1131 00:40:46,879 --> 00:40:51,710 It's not just any sleepover, Nate! It's a girls' sleepover. 1132 00:40:51,753 --> 00:40:55,975 Look, I got five sisters. Girls do psychological damage. 1133 00:40:56,018 --> 00:40:58,238 - You can repair a roof. - [UNEASY MUSIC PLAYING] 1134 00:40:58,281 --> 00:41:00,849 You can't repair the memory of a friend 1135 00:41:00,893 --> 00:41:03,156 telling you your eyes are too close together. 1136 00:41:03,199 --> 00:41:04,810 [MUSIC INTENSIFIES, SUBSIDES] 1137 00:41:11,425 --> 00:41:12,818 Seems quiet. 1138 00:41:12,861 --> 00:41:15,777 Calm before the storm. 1139 00:41:15,821 --> 00:41:19,477 When they get quiet, that's when they get mean. 1140 00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:22,349 Now, you need to get up there and give them a group activity 1141 00:41:22,392 --> 00:41:25,221 before they start splitting off and talking about each other. 1142 00:41:25,265 --> 00:41:27,920 [SOFTLY] No, no, I think you're overreacting. 1143 00:41:27,963 --> 00:41:28,964 [GIRL SCREAMING] 1144 00:41:29,008 --> 00:41:30,226 Dear God, we're too late. 1145 00:41:30,270 --> 00:41:31,227 What do I do? 1146 00:41:31,271 --> 00:41:32,838 Well, get up there and stop this 1147 00:41:32,881 --> 00:41:34,535 before they're damaged for life. 1148 00:41:34,579 --> 00:41:36,755 I'm not the one that goes up there. Katie goes up there. 1149 00:41:36,798 --> 00:41:38,670 I stay down here and make ice cream sundaes, 1150 00:41:38,713 --> 00:41:40,498 and they come eat them once the crying stops. 1151 00:41:40,541 --> 00:41:42,500 Well, tonight, you're all out of Katie. 1152 00:41:43,109 --> 00:41:44,414 And ice cream. 1153 00:41:44,458 --> 00:41:47,983 I had to check your freezer... for roof reasons. 1154 00:41:48,984 --> 00:41:50,943 [MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 1155 00:41:55,034 --> 00:41:56,078 TRISHA: Stop, no, you're... 1156 00:41:56,122 --> 00:41:57,166 HADLEY: It has an "E" at the end. 1157 00:41:57,210 --> 00:41:58,472 TRISHA: Oh, my gosh! 1158 00:41:58,516 --> 00:42:00,387 You're so dramatic about this. All the time. 1159 00:42:00,430 --> 00:42:02,041 [INDISTINCT SHOUTING] 1160 00:42:02,084 --> 00:42:03,564 [DOOR CREAKING] 1161 00:42:05,435 --> 00:42:07,916 Hey, how's it going up here? 1162 00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:09,527 - We can't be friends. - [INDISTINCT SHOUTING] 1163 00:42:10,266 --> 00:42:12,181 [CHUCKLING] Whoa! 1164 00:42:12,225 --> 00:42:14,357 Let's take a deep breath. 1165 00:42:14,401 --> 00:42:16,751 [EXHALES] Hadley, what happened? 1166 00:42:16,795 --> 00:42:17,926 The spelling bee! 1167 00:42:17,970 --> 00:42:19,928 What? I don't... The spelling bee happened? 1168 00:42:19,972 --> 00:42:22,017 No! The spelling bee is ruining our lives. 1169 00:42:22,061 --> 00:42:23,410 [VOICE SHAKING] And tearing us apart. 1170 00:42:23,453 --> 00:42:24,672 It's all I think about. 1171 00:42:24,716 --> 00:42:26,892 I have blisters from my flashcards. 1172 00:42:26,935 --> 00:42:29,677 TRISHA: I can't hear a word without spelling it. 1173 00:42:29,721 --> 00:42:31,287 I-T. It. 1174 00:42:31,331 --> 00:42:33,289 And we realize that once the spelling bee happens, 1175 00:42:33,333 --> 00:42:34,508 only one of us will win. 1176 00:42:34,552 --> 00:42:36,162 And the rest of us won't be friends anymore 1177 00:42:36,205 --> 00:42:37,555 because we'll be so sad about losing. 1178 00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:39,078 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 1179 00:42:40,906 --> 00:42:42,603 Girls, that's what this is about? 1180 00:42:43,430 --> 00:42:45,258 [CHUCKLING] Oh, my goodness. 1181 00:42:45,867 --> 00:42:48,914 Oh! Girls, girls, 1182 00:42:48,957 --> 00:42:51,525 do I have great news for you. 1183 00:42:52,657 --> 00:42:54,876 No one cares about a spelling bee. 1184 00:42:55,790 --> 00:42:57,052 - What? - What is he talking... 1185 00:42:57,096 --> 00:42:58,663 Look, I mean, yeah, it's fun to compete, 1186 00:42:58,706 --> 00:43:00,578 and it's fun to win. Sure. 1187 00:43:00,621 --> 00:43:02,928 But do I have any of my old spelling bee trophies 1188 00:43:02,971 --> 00:43:04,190 on my desk at work? 1189 00:43:04,233 --> 00:43:06,235 Dad, you've never won a spelling bee. 1190 00:43:06,279 --> 00:43:09,630 But even if I did, I wouldn't have them on my desk 1191 00:43:09,674 --> 00:43:11,676 because it would be kind of dumb. 1192 00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:14,417 We've been studying real hard, Mr. Wilcox. 1193 00:43:14,461 --> 00:43:16,376 That's great. That's wonderful. 1194 00:43:16,419 --> 00:43:19,771 But putting your self-worth into this contest... 1195 00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:22,295 is dumb. 1196 00:43:22,338 --> 00:43:24,166 - Dad, it's not... - Dumb? 1197 00:43:24,210 --> 00:43:25,515 Yes, it is. 1198 00:43:25,559 --> 00:43:27,996 I'll show you. Uh, give me a word to spell. 1199 00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:29,215 Fiduciary. 1200 00:43:29,258 --> 00:43:30,956 [BLOWS RASPBERRY] Never heard of that word. 1201 00:43:30,999 --> 00:43:34,089 No idea how to spell it. Do you all know how to spell it? 1202 00:43:34,133 --> 00:43:38,311 [IN UNISON] F-I-D-U-C-I-A-R-Y. 1203 00:43:38,354 --> 00:43:40,443 Look at that. You're already spelling better 1204 00:43:40,487 --> 00:43:43,403 than a grown man who owns a home. 1205 00:43:43,446 --> 00:43:46,406 It doesn't matter who gets the trophy. You're all winners. 1206 00:43:46,449 --> 00:43:49,061 And you're going to use your big spelling brains 1207 00:43:49,104 --> 00:43:51,063 to get big-paying jobs one day, 1208 00:43:51,106 --> 00:43:52,717 and you're going to be able to buy all... 1209 00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:55,067 - Okay, Dad, you can go. - Okay. 1210 00:43:55,110 --> 00:43:56,590 GIRLS: I'm so sorry. 1211 00:43:56,634 --> 00:43:58,244 - It's okay. - We can still be friends. 1212 00:43:58,287 --> 00:43:59,811 There's going to be so many spelling bees. 1213 00:43:59,854 --> 00:44:01,682 Girls' sleepover. Pretty easy. 1214 00:44:05,207 --> 00:44:06,208 Sam. 1215 00:44:07,296 --> 00:44:08,428 Why are you wet? 1216 00:44:08,471 --> 00:44:11,039 I had to make my horse leave. 1217 00:44:11,083 --> 00:44:12,562 You don't have a horse. 1218 00:44:12,606 --> 00:44:14,086 Not anymore. 1219 00:44:14,129 --> 00:44:16,262 She was drinking out of my fish tank. 1220 00:44:16,305 --> 00:44:17,611 Wait, were you drinking water 1221 00:44:17,655 --> 00:44:18,873 - out of your fish tank? - [STOMACH RUMBLING] 1222 00:44:18,917 --> 00:44:21,093 - [RETCHES] - [WATER SPLASHING] 1223 00:44:21,136 --> 00:44:22,877 - [SPITS] - I feel better now. 1224 00:44:24,749 --> 00:44:26,620 I don't know how Katie does it. 1225 00:44:26,664 --> 00:44:29,492 Pick them up. Drop them off. Pick them up again. 1226 00:44:29,536 --> 00:44:30,885 Never get time to myself. 1227 00:44:32,017 --> 00:44:33,148 Every time I go to the bathroom, 1228 00:44:33,192 --> 00:44:35,542 Sam talks to me through the door. 1229 00:44:35,585 --> 00:44:37,892 I get no sleep. 1230 00:44:37,936 --> 00:44:41,461 Spotify just keeps recommending mommy podcasts to me. 1231 00:44:41,504 --> 00:44:43,463 My feet hurt. My back hurts. 1232 00:44:43,506 --> 00:44:46,031 My jeans don't fit right, and look at me. 1233 00:44:46,074 --> 00:44:47,554 I'm stuffing my face. 1234 00:44:47,597 --> 00:44:50,513 I'm not even hungry, and I'm just pounding away. 1235 00:44:53,429 --> 00:44:56,955 I'm not cut out for this life, Peter. I'm no Conor Ashford. 1236 00:44:58,565 --> 00:45:00,872 I'm a Toyota salesman. 1237 00:45:00,915 --> 00:45:03,701 And what is a salesman if he doesn't sell? 1238 00:45:05,877 --> 00:45:07,313 You remind me of my dad. 1239 00:45:07,356 --> 00:45:08,836 What's he like? 1240 00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:10,838 I don't know. I haven't seen him in 10 years. 1241 00:45:10,882 --> 00:45:12,884 - Oh. - But right before he snapped 1242 00:45:12,927 --> 00:45:15,538 and left me at that Chuck E. Cheese ball pit, 1243 00:45:15,582 --> 00:45:18,977 his face looked exactly like yours does right now. 1244 00:45:20,326 --> 00:45:22,110 - Thanks, Peter. - You're welcome. 1245 00:45:22,154 --> 00:45:23,982 Don't you got to deliver that stuff? 1246 00:45:24,025 --> 00:45:26,419 [SCOFFS] What's going to happen? They're going to fire me? 1247 00:45:26,462 --> 00:45:27,942 "Oh, no. I guess I have to sign up 1248 00:45:27,986 --> 00:45:29,770 "with a new email address." 1249 00:45:29,814 --> 00:45:31,511 Whole company is run by a robot. 1250 00:45:32,686 --> 00:45:34,122 You want a donut? 1251 00:45:34,166 --> 00:45:37,996 No. I was embarrassed on national television by a donut. 1252 00:45:38,039 --> 00:45:40,085 Oh, dude, was that... That was you? 1253 00:45:40,128 --> 00:45:42,087 I love that video. 1254 00:45:42,130 --> 00:45:43,610 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 1255 00:45:43,653 --> 00:45:45,264 KEVIN: [IN SING-SONG VOICE] Holding a donut! Donut! Donut! 1256 00:45:45,307 --> 00:45:47,657 - Oh, dude, that's humiliating. - Oh. 1257 00:45:47,701 --> 00:45:48,833 Holding a donut. He's a bozo. 1258 00:45:48,876 --> 00:45:50,051 NATE: That's enough. Swipe it away. 1259 00:45:50,095 --> 00:45:51,661 - GRACIE: And action! - [SCREAMING] 1260 00:45:51,705 --> 00:45:52,967 PETER: Oh, dude, that's you too! 1261 00:45:53,011 --> 00:45:54,447 How did that get on there? 1262 00:45:54,490 --> 00:45:58,494 What are the odds? The algorithm must be listening to us. 1263 00:46:01,236 --> 00:46:03,195 [AMUSING MUSIC PLAYING] 1264 00:46:04,762 --> 00:46:07,155 KATIE: Not bad. 1265 00:46:07,199 --> 00:46:08,940 - Mommy! - Hi, baby. 1266 00:46:08,983 --> 00:46:11,290 There she is. Hi. 1267 00:46:11,333 --> 00:46:13,031 Mom! Finally! 1268 00:46:13,074 --> 00:46:15,337 Hi, hi. 1269 00:46:15,381 --> 00:46:17,557 Hey! I was just preheating the oven. 1270 00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:18,688 I missed you guys! 1271 00:46:18,732 --> 00:46:20,821 [CHUCKLING] Wow. Hi. 1272 00:46:21,996 --> 00:46:23,345 - Mm. - NATE: So glad you're back. 1273 00:46:23,389 --> 00:46:24,782 HADLEY: Mom, since you left, 1274 00:46:24,825 --> 00:46:27,349 - our clothes smell different. - Different, like, bad? 1275 00:46:27,393 --> 00:46:28,786 They smell like you. 1276 00:46:28,829 --> 00:46:30,396 Sounds like a good thing to me. 1277 00:46:30,439 --> 00:46:32,528 GRACIE: Well, my skin type has changed from combination to oily 1278 00:46:32,572 --> 00:46:34,182 because we eat pizza every night for dinner. 1279 00:46:34,226 --> 00:46:35,618 We don't only eat pizza. 1280 00:46:35,662 --> 00:46:37,055 In fact, tonight, 1281 00:46:37,098 --> 00:46:40,972 I'm cooking lasagna. Yes, excuse me. 1282 00:46:41,015 --> 00:46:42,800 [SCOFFS] Great. More carbs. 1283 00:46:42,843 --> 00:46:44,192 Well, I've had a great time. 1284 00:46:44,236 --> 00:46:46,325 I need all-new makeup. I need all-new skincare. 1285 00:46:46,368 --> 00:46:47,935 - We will talk about all of that. - Redone. 1286 00:46:47,979 --> 00:46:49,937 Can I just... Can I bring my bags upstairs? 1287 00:46:49,981 --> 00:46:51,504 I have souvenirs for you guys. 1288 00:46:51,547 --> 00:46:52,940 GRACIE: [GASPS] Souvenirs! HADLEY: Where is it? 1289 00:46:52,984 --> 00:46:54,333 Now, you're excited. 1290 00:46:54,376 --> 00:46:55,203 - GRACIE: Where is it? - Stop it. You're hogging it. 1291 00:46:57,640 --> 00:46:59,294 Now, you remind me of my mom. 1292 00:46:59,338 --> 00:47:01,993 All right, dude. Just give me the lasagna. 1293 00:47:02,036 --> 00:47:03,951 KATIE: Check it all out. HADLEY: Thank you. 1294 00:47:03,995 --> 00:47:06,127 I mean, I thought it was going to go well, 1295 00:47:06,171 --> 00:47:08,390 but it is going so well. 1296 00:47:08,434 --> 00:47:10,566 We already have distribution. 1297 00:47:10,610 --> 00:47:12,786 I mean, Lori thinks I'm going to be her next Scrub Daddy. 1298 00:47:12,830 --> 00:47:15,528 Yeah. I mean, I don't know what that means, 1299 00:47:15,571 --> 00:47:17,486 but it sounds cool. 1300 00:47:17,530 --> 00:47:18,879 - [SIZZLING] - [WINCES] Golly! 1301 00:47:18,923 --> 00:47:20,838 - You okay? - NATE: Uh... Yeah. 1302 00:47:20,881 --> 00:47:23,014 Nah, I'm fine. It ha... It happens all the time. 1303 00:47:23,057 --> 00:47:24,232 Does it? 1304 00:47:24,276 --> 00:47:26,713 Yes, it does. 1305 00:47:26,756 --> 00:47:28,846 - [CELL PHONE RINGING] - Who's calling me? 1306 00:47:28,889 --> 00:47:31,805 - [KISSES, CHUCKLING] - Oh. 1307 00:47:31,849 --> 00:47:33,198 - It's Lori. - NATE: Ah. 1308 00:47:33,894 --> 00:47:36,114 Hi, Lori. Uh-huh. 1309 00:47:37,115 --> 00:47:38,943 [GASPS] Yes. 1310 00:47:38,986 --> 00:47:40,248 No way! 1311 00:47:40,292 --> 00:47:41,771 They're fast-tracking the Star Minder 1312 00:47:41,815 --> 00:47:43,382 to come out at the end of the month. 1313 00:47:43,425 --> 00:47:45,471 - Oh, my God! That's amazing. - Mom, that's amazing! Good job. 1314 00:47:45,514 --> 00:47:46,515 Mm-hm. 1315 00:47:47,038 --> 00:47:47,995 Okay. 1316 00:47:48,735 --> 00:47:50,084 Oh. 1317 00:47:50,128 --> 00:47:52,695 [GROANS] Two more weeks? 1318 00:47:53,435 --> 00:47:54,741 SAM: What? 1319 00:47:54,784 --> 00:47:57,918 KATIE: Really? I just got home with my family. 1320 00:47:57,962 --> 00:47:59,964 - What? - KATIE: No. No, no. I... 1321 00:48:00,007 --> 00:48:01,269 I understand. 1322 00:48:01,313 --> 00:48:03,010 [SOFTLY] I'm sorry. 1323 00:48:03,054 --> 00:48:04,533 Of course. Yeah, I know. 1324 00:48:04,577 --> 00:48:07,623 Just have your assistant send me the... the flight info, 1325 00:48:07,667 --> 00:48:08,798 and I'll see you tomorrow. 1326 00:48:09,756 --> 00:48:11,801 Okay. Bye. 1327 00:48:11,845 --> 00:48:14,282 - Are you leaving again? - GRACIE: What? Mom? 1328 00:48:14,326 --> 00:48:15,805 - But you just got back. - [GROANING] I know. 1329 00:48:15,849 --> 00:48:17,198 I mean, you just got back. 1330 00:48:17,242 --> 00:48:19,505 We gave you a big "just got back" hug. 1331 00:48:19,548 --> 00:48:21,115 We wouldn't have done that big of a hug 1332 00:48:21,159 --> 00:48:22,900 if we knew you were just stopping by. 1333 00:48:22,943 --> 00:48:25,076 I don't want to leave, you guys. 1334 00:48:25,119 --> 00:48:27,948 I really don't. I just... I have to. And it... 1335 00:48:27,992 --> 00:48:29,819 It's only San Francisco this time. 1336 00:48:29,863 --> 00:48:31,169 And just for two more weeks. 1337 00:48:31,212 --> 00:48:33,606 Is it, though? You know... 1338 00:48:33,649 --> 00:48:35,913 You don't know what it's been like for these past two weeks 1339 00:48:35,956 --> 00:48:37,392 for all of us, so... 1340 00:48:37,436 --> 00:48:38,785 KATIE: I know it's hard. 1341 00:48:38,828 --> 00:48:41,962 It's really hard for me, too. 1342 00:48:42,006 --> 00:48:44,051 But this is a big opportunity. 1343 00:48:44,095 --> 00:48:47,141 You guys, this has the potential to change all of our lives. 1344 00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:52,146 But what if our lives were fine before? 1345 00:48:54,366 --> 00:48:57,282 - [SMOKE DETECTOR BEEPING] - [ALL GROANING] 1346 00:48:57,325 --> 00:48:59,501 NATE: Oh! Oh! GIRLS: Dad! 1347 00:48:59,545 --> 00:49:01,416 HADLEY: Come on, Dad. Come on! GRACIE: Dad! 1348 00:49:01,460 --> 00:49:02,461 - NATE: I got it, I got it. - Dad. 1349 00:49:02,504 --> 00:49:03,462 - Everything's fine. - It's so loud. 1350 00:49:03,505 --> 00:49:04,767 Everything's fine. 1351 00:49:04,811 --> 00:49:07,031 Everything's fine. Everything's fine. [GRUNTS] 1352 00:49:07,074 --> 00:49:08,728 - [GRUNTING] - [BEEPING STOPS] 1353 00:49:08,771 --> 00:49:09,947 [KATIE SIGHS] 1354 00:49:09,990 --> 00:49:11,209 NATE: [PANTING] All right. 1355 00:49:11,252 --> 00:49:13,820 - Everything's fine. All right. - [SIGHS] 1356 00:49:15,735 --> 00:49:16,736 Look, uh... 1357 00:49:18,477 --> 00:49:22,655 We'll figure it out, all right? It's great. 1358 00:49:22,698 --> 00:49:24,439 - Thank you. - NATE: [STUTTERS] It is great. 1359 00:49:24,483 --> 00:49:26,398 Yeah, it is. It really is. 1360 00:49:27,660 --> 00:49:29,575 And you know what? 1361 00:49:29,618 --> 00:49:31,359 I picked up something in Korea 1362 00:49:31,403 --> 00:49:33,057 that I think could help make things 1363 00:49:33,100 --> 00:49:35,755 run a little smoother around here. 1364 00:49:35,798 --> 00:49:38,323 GIRLS: [CHUCKLING] Wow! 1365 00:49:38,366 --> 00:49:40,020 A digital calendar. 1366 00:49:40,064 --> 00:49:42,022 This is the command center of the future. 1367 00:49:42,066 --> 00:49:44,198 Oh, that's great. That's great. 1368 00:49:44,242 --> 00:49:45,504 KATIE: Oh. And this is the best part. 1369 00:49:46,418 --> 00:49:47,897 - [MEOWING] - [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 1370 00:49:47,941 --> 00:49:49,290 - Isn't it cute? - SAM: Aw. 1371 00:49:49,334 --> 00:49:50,988 Calendar cat! 1372 00:49:51,031 --> 00:49:53,642 KATIE: Yeah, and now I can run the calendar 1373 00:49:53,686 --> 00:49:55,079 - from anywhere in the world. - GRACIE: So cool. 1374 00:49:55,122 --> 00:49:56,776 KATIE: I can send you daily notes 1375 00:49:56,819 --> 00:49:59,997 and post healthy recipes, extra to-dos. 1376 00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:01,302 You're gonna love it. 1377 00:50:02,477 --> 00:50:03,435 [ANIMATED CAT MEOWS] 1378 00:50:04,566 --> 00:50:05,785 KATIE: Thank you. 1379 00:50:17,188 --> 00:50:18,841 - [CAR STARTS] - I guess we're on our own now. 1380 00:50:19,538 --> 00:50:21,279 Three orphans. 1381 00:50:23,281 --> 00:50:25,109 [QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING] 1382 00:50:36,511 --> 00:50:38,513 [GROANS] That's not coming out. 1383 00:50:47,914 --> 00:50:51,744 - [PERFUME SPRAYING] - Oh, my... 1384 00:50:51,787 --> 00:50:53,311 You're... You're not washing our clothes. 1385 00:50:53,354 --> 00:50:54,834 Hadley, why are you down here? 1386 00:50:54,877 --> 00:50:56,227 - Gracie! Sam! Get down here! - NATE: Stop it right now. 1387 00:50:56,270 --> 00:50:57,793 - Do not call them. - Get down here. Right now! 1388 00:50:57,837 --> 00:50:59,447 Do not come down! Do not come down! 1389 00:50:59,491 --> 00:51:02,320 Dad is spraying our clothes with perfume 1390 00:51:02,363 --> 00:51:03,799 and then putting them back dirty. 1391 00:51:03,843 --> 00:51:05,410 That's why I smell like Mom? 1392 00:51:05,453 --> 00:51:06,628 - No, no. - HADLEY: I don't get it. 1393 00:51:06,672 --> 00:51:08,674 You're constantly down here doing laundry. 1394 00:51:08,717 --> 00:51:10,850 Yeah, because I'm constantly doing towels! 1395 00:51:10,893 --> 00:51:12,460 Do you see that? Look at it. 1396 00:51:12,504 --> 00:51:15,246 It doesn't stop. Your mom said I do towels first, 1397 00:51:15,289 --> 00:51:16,943 and I can never get to second. 1398 00:51:16,986 --> 00:51:18,249 What's going on? 1399 00:51:18,292 --> 00:51:19,728 - Dad's not washing our clothes. - All right. 1400 00:51:19,772 --> 00:51:21,513 All right. That's it. 1401 00:51:21,556 --> 00:51:22,775 Let's state the obvious. 1402 00:51:22,818 --> 00:51:24,559 - You're a monster. - You made us gross. 1403 00:51:24,603 --> 00:51:26,387 Your mom's system isn't working. 1404 00:51:26,431 --> 00:51:29,521 - It works for Mom. - NATE: Yes, because Mom is Mom, 1405 00:51:29,564 --> 00:51:31,827 and I'm not Mom, all right? 1406 00:51:31,871 --> 00:51:34,091 I thought I could be for a few weeks. 1407 00:51:34,134 --> 00:51:35,440 I tell you, I almost did it. 1408 00:51:35,483 --> 00:51:36,789 - No, you didn't. - I said, "Almost." 1409 00:51:36,832 --> 00:51:38,007 HADLEY: Not even close. 1410 00:51:38,051 --> 00:51:39,400 There were moments that were pretty good. 1411 00:51:39,444 --> 00:51:41,620 - I saw you crying in a closet. - NATE: Look, anyway, 1412 00:51:41,663 --> 00:51:44,013 Mom's system worked for your mom. 1413 00:51:44,057 --> 00:51:46,755 And when this was temporary, I thought, I'll just be her. 1414 00:51:46,799 --> 00:51:50,237 But clearly, it's not. So we need a new plan. 1415 00:51:50,281 --> 00:51:53,414 A new era has to start. 1416 00:51:53,458 --> 00:51:55,329 A Dad era! 1417 00:51:56,852 --> 00:51:58,854 This sounds like a terrible idea. 1418 00:51:58,898 --> 00:52:00,465 - [ANIMATED CAT YOWLS] - [GRACIE AND HADLEY GASP] 1419 00:52:00,508 --> 00:52:02,119 [GASPS] Calendar cat! 1420 00:52:02,162 --> 00:52:03,337 Can you do that? 1421 00:52:03,381 --> 00:52:05,905 Yeah, because it's my era. 1422 00:52:05,948 --> 00:52:07,559 But how will you remember our schedules? 1423 00:52:07,602 --> 00:52:10,431 Uh, a little thing called "you tell me, and I remember." 1424 00:52:10,475 --> 00:52:13,042 And if I forget, you tell me again. 1425 00:52:13,086 --> 00:52:16,307 The "Dad era" is about teamwork. 1426 00:52:16,350 --> 00:52:19,788 If we work together, you will get what you want, 1427 00:52:19,832 --> 00:52:22,226 and I will get what I want. 1428 00:52:22,269 --> 00:52:26,055 Which is going back to doing what I do best, selling cars. 1429 00:52:26,099 --> 00:52:28,493 Why can we not have our cake and eat it, too? 1430 00:52:28,536 --> 00:52:30,059 So let's talk about it. 1431 00:52:30,103 --> 00:52:32,932 What are the things that we need to get through this? 1432 00:52:32,975 --> 00:52:34,063 I want a horse. 1433 00:52:34,107 --> 00:52:36,153 That can't be one of the things. 1434 00:52:36,196 --> 00:52:38,111 What about food? We don't have a single fruit 1435 00:52:38,155 --> 00:52:39,678 or vegetable in the entire house. 1436 00:52:39,721 --> 00:52:41,288 And toiletries. I had to shave my legs 1437 00:52:41,332 --> 00:52:42,724 last night with Country Crock. 1438 00:52:42,768 --> 00:52:44,335 - I love Country Crock. - HADLEY: I needed a Band-Aid, 1439 00:52:44,378 --> 00:52:45,858 and you said, "Just use tape." 1440 00:52:45,901 --> 00:52:47,555 Silverware drawer is filled with dry spaghetti. 1441 00:52:47,599 --> 00:52:49,296 Yeah. Well, tell me somewhere where dry spaghetti is not. 1442 00:52:49,340 --> 00:52:50,993 And we just found out that all our clothes are dirty. 1443 00:52:51,037 --> 00:52:52,081 - Yeah. - NATE: Okay. 1444 00:52:52,125 --> 00:52:53,866 I know where we need to go. 1445 00:52:53,909 --> 00:52:56,608 Yeah, the grocery store, the mall, the hardware store. 1446 00:52:56,651 --> 00:52:58,653 Just one place. 1447 00:52:58,697 --> 00:53:02,179 One magical place with fluorescent lights 1448 00:53:02,222 --> 00:53:04,050 that solves every problem you've ever had. 1449 00:53:04,093 --> 00:53:05,399 The hospital? 1450 00:53:05,443 --> 00:53:07,401 NATE: No. Even better. 1451 00:53:07,445 --> 00:53:08,924 Walmart! 1452 00:53:08,968 --> 00:53:10,839 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 1453 00:53:10,883 --> 00:53:12,450 I got cleaning supplies. 1454 00:53:12,493 --> 00:53:14,669 Gracie, toiletries, Hadley, food. 1455 00:53:14,713 --> 00:53:17,411 Let's be safe. Let's have fun. Walmart on three. 1456 00:53:17,455 --> 00:53:18,499 One, two, three. 1457 00:53:18,543 --> 00:53:20,675 - ALL: Walmart! - [HADLEY CHUCKLES] 1458 00:53:23,983 --> 00:53:25,550 - [WOMAN YELLS] - [HADLEY GROANS] 1459 00:53:25,593 --> 00:53:28,117 - [WOMAN GROANS] - Sorry! 1460 00:53:28,161 --> 00:53:29,858 - [BOTH EXCLAIMING] - [CLATTERING] 1461 00:53:31,164 --> 00:53:32,948 Oh, I'll get two weeks of T-shirts 1462 00:53:32,992 --> 00:53:34,385 and two weeks of underwear. 1463 00:53:34,428 --> 00:53:35,734 What about socks? 1464 00:53:35,777 --> 00:53:38,215 Uh, socks are optional, but let's go nuts. 1465 00:53:38,258 --> 00:53:39,303 Okay. 1466 00:53:39,346 --> 00:53:41,392 What happens after two weeks? 1467 00:53:41,435 --> 00:53:43,872 Well, we throw all this out and start over. 1468 00:53:43,916 --> 00:53:47,049 Yes, yes, yes, yes. 1469 00:53:56,885 --> 00:53:58,496 - [CREAKING] - [STRAINING] 1470 00:54:00,889 --> 00:54:01,934 [CLINKS] 1471 00:54:06,939 --> 00:54:09,507 [WHOOPING TRIUMPHANTLY] 1472 00:54:09,550 --> 00:54:12,336 NATE: All right. Now that we are doing things my way, 1473 00:54:12,379 --> 00:54:15,252 we are going to run this like a top-notch dealership. 1474 00:54:15,295 --> 00:54:17,602 This is your incentive board. 1475 00:54:17,645 --> 00:54:20,039 The more chores you do, the more perks you get. 1476 00:54:20,082 --> 00:54:21,258 Yes. 1477 00:54:21,301 --> 00:54:22,955 Each of you will keep a maintenance log 1478 00:54:22,998 --> 00:54:25,000 to keep track of all the things you're running out of 1479 00:54:25,044 --> 00:54:26,437 and I will go get them. 1480 00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:29,570 Over here, this is the parts and accessories counter. 1481 00:54:29,614 --> 00:54:31,616 This is where we're going to keep hair ties 1482 00:54:31,659 --> 00:54:33,705 and stuff that I've been stepping on. 1483 00:54:33,748 --> 00:54:35,054 - That's fair. - That's a good idea. 1484 00:54:35,097 --> 00:54:38,187 Welcome to the Wilcox Family Dealership. 1485 00:54:38,231 --> 00:54:40,451 Now please go enjoy your sweet, 1486 00:54:40,494 --> 00:54:42,322 delicious, easy-to-clean breakfast. 1487 00:54:42,366 --> 00:54:44,150 And let's have a great day out there. 1488 00:54:57,555 --> 00:54:58,556 Mm. 1489 00:54:59,426 --> 00:55:00,645 Put on a pot of coffee. 1490 00:55:00,688 --> 00:55:02,995 The world's best salesman is back! 1491 00:55:03,038 --> 00:55:04,475 Nate, what are you doing here? 1492 00:55:04,518 --> 00:55:06,215 Uh, doing what I do best. 1493 00:55:06,259 --> 00:55:10,176 Living life my way and selling amazing vehicles. 1494 00:55:10,219 --> 00:55:11,395 Peyton. 1495 00:55:11,438 --> 00:55:13,005 Wait! He's back? He can't be back. 1496 00:55:13,048 --> 00:55:14,180 Well, what about your daughters? 1497 00:55:14,223 --> 00:55:15,616 Hey, does your wife know you're back? 1498 00:55:15,660 --> 00:55:18,663 Don't worry about my family. They're taken care of. 1499 00:55:21,883 --> 00:55:23,407 [KEEGAN LAUGHING] 1500 00:55:23,450 --> 00:55:24,973 GRACIE: All right, you guys can choose the next song. 1501 00:55:25,017 --> 00:55:26,888 You know, my ex-wife said she didn't think 1502 00:55:26,932 --> 00:55:28,629 I had the skills to be a parent. 1503 00:55:28,673 --> 00:55:30,588 Can you believe that? 1504 00:55:30,631 --> 00:55:32,720 [VOICE SHAKING] If she could only see me now. 1505 00:55:32,764 --> 00:55:33,852 - Aw. - Aw. 1506 00:55:34,853 --> 00:55:36,855 [SONG CONTINUES PLAYING] 1507 00:55:41,773 --> 00:55:44,036 It's time to take out the towels. 1508 00:55:44,079 --> 00:55:45,646 - [EXPLOSION] - [YELPS] 1509 00:55:55,221 --> 00:55:56,483 Are these all turtlenecks? 1510 00:55:56,527 --> 00:55:58,050 In every color. 1511 00:55:58,093 --> 00:55:59,834 - [SIGHS] - I know. 1512 00:55:59,878 --> 00:56:01,836 Look, you want to get Brian's attention, 1513 00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:04,448 this is how you do it. It isn't edgy clothes. 1514 00:56:04,491 --> 00:56:06,363 It's to dress conservatively. 1515 00:56:07,015 --> 00:56:09,322 Also, ignore him. 1516 00:56:09,366 --> 00:56:12,151 Maybe find a different route to class, even. 1517 00:56:12,194 --> 00:56:14,109 Maybe? All right. 1518 00:56:14,153 --> 00:56:15,676 [SIGHS] Thanks, Dad. 1519 00:56:22,291 --> 00:56:23,380 - NATE: You're going to love it. - Mm-hm. 1520 00:56:23,423 --> 00:56:24,555 All right. Good to see you. 1521 00:56:24,598 --> 00:56:26,513 You are on fire, Nate. 1522 00:56:26,557 --> 00:56:28,254 That guy just came in to use the bathroom. 1523 00:56:28,297 --> 00:56:30,343 Put it on the board. 1524 00:56:30,387 --> 00:56:32,693 - [AIR HORN BLOWING] - [CLATTERS, SHATTERS] 1525 00:56:33,999 --> 00:56:36,871 Here's to work-life balance. 1526 00:56:36,915 --> 00:56:38,046 Cheers. 1527 00:56:42,616 --> 00:56:44,226 [HORNS HONKING] 1528 00:56:44,749 --> 00:56:46,751 [EXCLAIMING] 1529 00:56:49,536 --> 00:56:51,712 Okay, it's just getting sad now. 1530 00:56:51,756 --> 00:56:53,322 [CELL PHONE DINGS] 1531 00:56:55,324 --> 00:56:57,414 Yeah, Sam's still kissing kids. 1532 00:56:58,937 --> 00:57:00,417 [EXHALES] 1533 00:57:03,681 --> 00:57:05,204 [SONG ENDS] 1534 00:57:05,247 --> 00:57:07,554 Am I crazy, or is $100 kind of cheap? 1535 00:57:07,598 --> 00:57:08,903 [HORSE WHINNIES] 1536 00:57:08,947 --> 00:57:11,297 I mean, Cinnamon's like family to us, you know. 1537 00:57:11,340 --> 00:57:12,820 He's been with us forever. 1538 00:57:12,864 --> 00:57:14,343 He's a good boy, you know. 1539 00:57:14,387 --> 00:57:16,694 He's just not been the same since the incident that day. 1540 00:57:16,737 --> 00:57:18,304 I mean, you know, we're at the fairgrounds, 1541 00:57:18,347 --> 00:57:19,784 there's laughter, music. 1542 00:57:19,827 --> 00:57:21,438 He got a little out of control 1543 00:57:21,481 --> 00:57:24,136 - and things got kind of wild... - Fifty bucks and it's a deal. 1544 00:57:24,179 --> 00:57:25,529 - Okay. - All right. 1545 00:57:27,879 --> 00:57:29,228 Is that... 1546 00:57:29,271 --> 00:57:30,708 Yep. And as long as you promise 1547 00:57:30,751 --> 00:57:32,449 to stop kissing all the kids at school, 1548 00:57:32,492 --> 00:57:34,233 Cinnamon is yours. 1549 00:57:34,276 --> 00:57:37,366 [SCREAMING] I'm going to put all my kisses on Cinnamon. 1550 00:57:37,410 --> 00:57:39,151 - [SQUEALING] - [EXCLAIMING] Whoa, whoa. 1551 00:57:39,194 --> 00:57:42,720 Let's maybe wait a second. Don't make any big noises 1552 00:57:42,763 --> 00:57:45,636 and maybe just blow the kisses. Does that work? 1553 00:57:45,679 --> 00:57:47,681 - Thank you, Daddy. - You're welcome. 1554 00:57:49,596 --> 00:57:50,728 - [INDISTINCT CHATTER ON TV] - NATE: Wow. 1555 00:57:51,293 --> 00:57:52,773 Really? 1556 00:57:52,817 --> 00:57:55,167 She's not hugging and kissing anyone at school anymore? 1557 00:57:55,210 --> 00:57:57,865 That's great. I guess my bubble talk worked! 1558 00:57:59,084 --> 00:58:01,129 What? You can do that? 1559 00:58:02,479 --> 00:58:04,481 All right, yeah. All right. Bye. 1560 00:58:05,525 --> 00:58:07,179 [CHUCKLING] Man. 1561 00:58:07,222 --> 00:58:08,702 Oh, my goodness. 1562 00:58:08,746 --> 00:58:10,791 You're not going to believe it. That was Sam's teacher 1563 00:58:10,835 --> 00:58:14,360 and they're talking about skipping her up a grade. 1564 00:58:14,403 --> 00:58:16,318 Wow. You should get us all horses. 1565 00:58:16,362 --> 00:58:18,712 Well, we don't have the land for that. 1566 00:58:18,756 --> 00:58:19,974 Dad, the toilet's clogged again. 1567 00:58:20,018 --> 00:58:21,323 Was it you? 1568 00:58:21,367 --> 00:58:22,716 Ew. No. 1569 00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:24,370 Well, that sounds like a Service Manager problem. 1570 00:58:24,413 --> 00:58:25,850 Who's the Service Manager? 1571 00:58:25,893 --> 00:58:29,593 I'm on it. This gets me a week's supply of cupcakes. 1572 00:58:29,636 --> 00:58:30,898 NATE: Attagirl. 1573 00:58:30,942 --> 00:58:33,510 Don't forget to put a car on the board. 1574 00:58:33,553 --> 00:58:37,165 Hey, feet up. Janitor's coming through. 1575 00:58:37,209 --> 00:58:38,863 GRACIE: Oh, by the way, what time is your, uh, 1576 00:58:38,906 --> 00:58:40,429 Salesman of the Year thing tomorrow? 1577 00:58:40,473 --> 00:58:44,129 Uh, all afternoon. Yeah. It's a big deal. Yeah. Man. 1578 00:58:44,172 --> 00:58:47,262 Okay, and what about Hadley's spelling bee? 1579 00:58:47,306 --> 00:58:49,047 Uh, it's afternoon too. 1580 00:58:49,090 --> 00:58:50,352 - But I can do both. - [VACUUM THUDS] 1581 00:58:50,396 --> 00:58:51,789 So if you don't... Oh, look, she got stuck. 1582 00:58:51,832 --> 00:58:53,573 - You mind kicking it? - [THUDS] 1583 00:58:53,617 --> 00:58:55,880 - Ah, there she goes. Huh? - [VACUUM WHIRRING] 1584 00:58:55,923 --> 00:58:57,185 Go put a car on the board 1585 00:58:57,229 --> 00:58:59,318 - for yourself. - [SNICKERS] 1586 00:59:05,324 --> 00:59:07,239 [AUDIENCE CLAPPING] 1587 00:59:11,156 --> 00:59:14,246 JUDGE: Your word is "duopoly." 1588 00:59:15,290 --> 00:59:16,640 CONTESTANT: Duopoly. 1589 00:59:16,683 --> 00:59:21,688 - D-U-O-P-O-L-Y. - [INDISTINCT CONVERSATION] 1590 00:59:21,732 --> 00:59:23,560 Duopoly. 1591 00:59:23,603 --> 00:59:25,257 - JUDGE: That's correct. - [AUDIENCE CLAPPING] 1592 00:59:26,388 --> 00:59:27,389 Settle down. 1593 00:59:28,260 --> 00:59:29,609 Everybody, settle down. 1594 00:59:29,653 --> 00:59:30,915 - [GAVEL BANGING] - Order! 1595 00:59:31,785 --> 00:59:32,830 [SOFTLY] Hi. 1596 00:59:32,873 --> 00:59:36,442 Our next competitor is Hadley Wilcox. 1597 00:59:36,485 --> 00:59:37,617 [WHOOPS] 1598 00:59:37,661 --> 00:59:40,838 - Sir, please. - NATE: [CHUCKLING] Sorry. 1599 00:59:40,881 --> 00:59:42,230 [SOFTLY] This is exciting. 1600 00:59:42,274 --> 00:59:43,188 [SHUSHES] 1601 00:59:43,231 --> 00:59:44,581 JUDGE: Your word is "systematic." 1602 00:59:45,625 --> 00:59:47,235 Systematic. 1603 00:59:47,279 --> 00:59:48,585 NATE: You got this, Hadley! 1604 00:59:48,628 --> 00:59:50,151 - [AIR HORN BLOWING] - [AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING] 1605 00:59:50,195 --> 00:59:52,458 - Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - Sir, this is a spelling bee. 1606 00:59:52,501 --> 00:59:53,851 NATE: That's not... 1607 00:59:53,894 --> 00:59:56,070 It's not the vibe. I'm sorry. [CHUCKLING] Sorry. 1608 00:59:57,202 --> 00:59:58,899 - [WHOOPS] - HADLEY: Systematic. 1609 00:59:59,552 --> 01:00:03,469 S-Y-S-T-E-M- 1610 01:00:03,512 --> 01:00:06,777 - A-T-I-C. - [SOFTLY] A-T-I-K. 1611 01:00:07,647 --> 01:00:09,214 HADLEY: Systematic. 1612 01:00:09,257 --> 01:00:11,085 - She got it wrong. - That's correct. 1613 01:00:11,129 --> 01:00:13,044 Oh, there we go! Hadley! 1614 01:00:13,087 --> 01:00:14,436 Come on, everybody! 1615 01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:18,615 Spelling is unpredictable, man. 1616 01:00:18,658 --> 01:00:20,486 - That was a wild ride. - CONOR: Yeah. 1617 01:00:20,529 --> 01:00:22,619 That's not how I spell it. 1618 01:00:22,662 --> 01:00:24,533 - [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] - [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1619 01:00:30,888 --> 01:00:33,978 Oh, looks like your boy abandoned you again, Dan, huh? 1620 01:00:34,021 --> 01:00:36,110 He's probably loading up Power Cards for his kids 1621 01:00:36,154 --> 01:00:37,938 at Dave & Buster's right now. 1622 01:00:37,982 --> 01:00:39,505 No, he wouldn't do that to me. 1623 01:00:39,548 --> 01:00:43,074 Just saying, he doesn't care about you or this place. 1624 01:00:43,117 --> 01:00:44,423 He never did. 1625 01:00:44,466 --> 01:00:45,642 He'll be here. 1626 01:00:45,685 --> 01:00:47,469 - HADLEY: ...I-O-N. - [CELL PHONE VIBRATES] 1627 01:00:47,513 --> 01:00:49,254 - Cushion. - JUDGE: That's correct. 1628 01:00:49,297 --> 01:00:50,647 [AUDIENCE CLAPPING] 1629 01:00:53,519 --> 01:00:56,522 [SOFTLY] Hey. Psst. Psst. 1630 01:00:56,565 --> 01:00:57,784 How many rounds is this? 1631 01:00:57,828 --> 01:00:59,307 - How many rounds? - Yeah. 1632 01:00:59,351 --> 01:01:01,396 Well, they just keep going until there's only one kid left. 1633 01:01:01,440 --> 01:01:02,789 - [JUDGE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] - [SIGHS] 1634 01:01:02,833 --> 01:01:04,661 Have you not been to a spelling bee before? 1635 01:01:04,704 --> 01:01:07,141 [WHISPERING] They didn't have them when I was in school. 1636 01:01:07,185 --> 01:01:08,752 [WHISPERING] I think they had them. 1637 01:01:08,795 --> 01:01:10,623 I think maybe, just, you weren't in them. 1638 01:01:10,667 --> 01:01:11,842 [AUDIENCE CLAPPING] 1639 01:01:14,192 --> 01:01:15,759 Hey, I got to run to the bathroom. 1640 01:01:15,802 --> 01:01:17,674 - Will you watch my seat? - Watch it? 1641 01:01:17,717 --> 01:01:19,588 - Yeah, just make sure no one... - Hey, when you come back, 1642 01:01:19,632 --> 01:01:22,069 instead of sitting there, why don't you come up front, 1643 01:01:22,113 --> 01:01:23,767 sit next to your guy right here. 1644 01:01:23,810 --> 01:01:24,898 Uh... 1645 01:01:26,247 --> 01:01:27,509 [IN NORMAL VOICE] I'll meet you in there. 1646 01:01:27,553 --> 01:01:29,381 - [CHUCKLING] - [JUDGE SHUSHES] 1647 01:01:29,424 --> 01:01:30,817 WOMAN: You got a little something. 1648 01:01:30,861 --> 01:01:32,297 Wow. Whoa. 1649 01:01:32,340 --> 01:01:33,559 - [AIR HORN BLOWS] - [CROWD GASPING] 1650 01:01:33,602 --> 01:01:36,736 Never fear, your Salesman of the Year is here! 1651 01:01:36,780 --> 01:01:37,955 WOMAN 2: All right, Nate! 1652 01:01:37,998 --> 01:01:40,697 - That's my guy! - NATE: That's me. His guy. 1653 01:01:40,740 --> 01:01:42,394 This is awesome. I'm so excited. 1654 01:01:42,437 --> 01:01:44,091 Let's get going because I don't have a ton of time. 1655 01:01:44,135 --> 01:01:46,659 Where do you have to be that's more important than this? 1656 01:01:46,703 --> 01:01:47,878 [CLICKS TONGUE] 1657 01:01:47,921 --> 01:01:49,836 Nowhere. I got nowhere to be! 1658 01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:51,098 I got nowhere to be. All right? 1659 01:01:51,142 --> 01:01:52,230 I'm just, like, excited. 1660 01:01:52,273 --> 01:01:53,884 - All right. - Chill. Bring it down. 1661 01:01:53,927 --> 01:01:55,581 I got to introduce you to the manager 1662 01:01:55,624 --> 01:01:57,017 of our Cool Springs dealership. 1663 01:01:57,061 --> 01:01:58,758 He's been dying to meet you. 1664 01:01:58,802 --> 01:02:00,325 All right, yeah. I can't wait. 1665 01:02:00,368 --> 01:02:01,369 - Let's go. - DAN: Yeah. 1666 01:02:02,849 --> 01:02:04,329 - Mike Vanderholden. - Hey. 1667 01:02:04,372 --> 01:02:05,504 Is it true 1668 01:02:05,547 --> 01:02:08,028 - that you know Mr. Wonderful? - Huh? 1669 01:02:08,072 --> 01:02:09,726 DAN: Yeah, I was telling him how you were on Shark Tank. 1670 01:02:09,769 --> 01:02:11,423 Man, you got to give me his number. 1671 01:02:11,466 --> 01:02:14,426 I have a killer invention that I need to pitch to him. 1672 01:02:14,469 --> 01:02:16,776 Yeah, I don't... I... I don't really know them. 1673 01:02:16,820 --> 01:02:17,864 I was on one episode. 1674 01:02:17,908 --> 01:02:19,170 MIKE: Listen, don't hold out on me. 1675 01:02:19,213 --> 01:02:20,562 I'm gonna give you a piece of the pie, my man. 1676 01:02:20,606 --> 01:02:21,781 I don't want a piece. 1677 01:02:21,825 --> 01:02:23,870 - Judicious. - [BELL DINGS] 1678 01:02:23,914 --> 01:02:25,567 I'm sorry but that is incorrect. 1679 01:02:26,307 --> 01:02:27,787 [AUDIENCE CLAPPING] 1680 01:02:30,268 --> 01:02:31,617 MIKE: Let me get your LinkedIn, then, 1681 01:02:31,660 --> 01:02:33,271 and I'll just find the sharks through that. 1682 01:02:33,314 --> 01:02:34,881 You're going to find the sharks through LinkedIn. 1683 01:02:34,925 --> 01:02:36,230 I don't have... I don't have LinkedIn. 1684 01:02:36,274 --> 01:02:38,406 I thought you said this guy was cool, man. 1685 01:02:38,450 --> 01:02:39,494 - All right. - DAN: Yeah. 1686 01:02:39,538 --> 01:02:40,757 - Dan, can we get this going? - Yeah. 1687 01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:43,150 - Hey, uh, one second. Hey. - Yeah, no problem. 1688 01:02:43,194 --> 01:02:44,978 You're acting crazy right now. Okay? 1689 01:02:45,022 --> 01:02:46,153 So I just want to check in. 1690 01:02:46,197 --> 01:02:47,589 I'm just excited about the speech. 1691 01:02:47,633 --> 01:02:48,677 I just want to do the speech. 1692 01:02:48,721 --> 01:02:49,591 I don't want to forget it, you know? 1693 01:02:49,635 --> 01:02:50,592 Great. 1694 01:02:50,636 --> 01:02:52,159 - Good, good, good. - All right. 1695 01:02:52,203 --> 01:02:53,378 [BELL DINGS] 1696 01:02:53,421 --> 01:02:55,293 I'm so sorry, but that is incorrect. 1697 01:02:55,336 --> 01:02:56,337 [AUDIENCE CLAPPING] 1698 01:02:58,252 --> 01:03:02,430 And with that, we are down to our final two contestants. 1699 01:03:02,474 --> 01:03:03,649 First up... 1700 01:03:04,650 --> 01:03:05,869 Hadley Wilcox. 1701 01:03:05,912 --> 01:03:06,739 [AUDIENCE CLAPPING] 1702 01:03:12,266 --> 01:03:15,095 JUDGE: Your word is "diphtheria." 1703 01:03:17,271 --> 01:03:18,229 HADLEY: Uh... 1704 01:03:21,667 --> 01:03:23,147 Can you please repeat the word? 1705 01:03:24,583 --> 01:03:25,802 JUDGE: Diphtheria. 1706 01:03:26,672 --> 01:03:28,543 HADLEY: Diphtheria. 1707 01:03:28,587 --> 01:03:30,328 [SCATTERED CLAPPING] 1708 01:03:30,371 --> 01:03:32,243 NATE: There it is. 1709 01:03:32,286 --> 01:03:34,201 - [ALL CHEERING] - Thank you. 1710 01:03:34,245 --> 01:03:35,812 Thank you. 1711 01:03:35,855 --> 01:03:37,814 I don't have a lot of time, so I'm going to make this quick. 1712 01:03:37,857 --> 01:03:40,294 Uh, a lot of people want to say that dads can't have it all, 1713 01:03:40,338 --> 01:03:42,819 and I'm here to say that's not true. 1714 01:03:42,862 --> 01:03:45,778 - [SCATTERED APPLAUSE] - Yes! [EXCLAIMS] 1715 01:03:45,822 --> 01:03:48,694 Look, it's amazing to win Salesman of the Year, it is. 1716 01:03:48,737 --> 01:03:51,175 But the real prize will be when I go home, 1717 01:03:51,218 --> 01:03:52,872 and I open that front door, 1718 01:03:52,916 --> 01:03:54,569 and I hold up these tickets 1719 01:03:54,613 --> 01:03:57,485 and see the looks on my kids' faces! 1720 01:04:03,230 --> 01:04:06,233 Uh, all right. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 1721 01:04:06,277 --> 01:04:07,844 [PEOPLE CHATTERING] 1722 01:04:09,106 --> 01:04:10,281 Wow. Isn't he the best? 1723 01:04:10,324 --> 01:04:12,065 Now, this, uh, this vehicle is for sale. 1724 01:04:13,414 --> 01:04:14,894 - What happened? - I lost, Dad. 1725 01:04:14,938 --> 01:04:16,287 And you would have known that if you hadn't left me 1726 01:04:16,330 --> 01:04:17,418 in the middle of the competition. 1727 01:04:17,462 --> 01:04:19,029 I was going to come back. 1728 01:04:19,072 --> 01:04:20,944 - I thought I could make it... - Well, you didn't! You didn't. 1729 01:04:20,987 --> 01:04:22,249 Hadley, it's going to be okay. 1730 01:04:22,293 --> 01:04:23,598 There's going to be other spelling bees... 1731 01:04:23,642 --> 01:04:25,513 I don't even care that I didn't win! 1732 01:04:25,557 --> 01:04:27,037 I just wanted you to be there. 1733 01:04:27,080 --> 01:04:28,255 [PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING] 1734 01:04:28,299 --> 01:04:29,691 You told me not to put all my self-worth 1735 01:04:29,735 --> 01:04:30,910 into a dumb contest, 1736 01:04:30,954 --> 01:04:32,172 but look at where you are right now. 1737 01:04:34,174 --> 01:04:35,741 I just want to go home. 1738 01:04:35,784 --> 01:04:38,309 Please, just take me home. 1739 01:04:38,352 --> 01:04:41,138 Okay. All right. Let's go home. Where's Gracie? 1740 01:04:41,181 --> 01:04:43,183 She had study group after school today. 1741 01:04:43,227 --> 01:04:44,881 Why do I know that and you don't? 1742 01:04:44,924 --> 01:04:47,709 Yeah. What happened to "you tell me, and I'll remember"? 1743 01:04:48,710 --> 01:04:50,060 [DOOR OPENS] 1744 01:04:52,758 --> 01:04:54,803 Come on! Let's go set up karaoke. 1745 01:04:54,847 --> 01:04:55,848 [DOOR CLOSES] 1746 01:04:57,850 --> 01:04:59,460 Hey, come on! 1747 01:04:59,504 --> 01:05:01,854 Your kids will still be mad at you later! 1748 01:05:04,422 --> 01:05:05,858 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 1749 01:05:05,902 --> 01:05:07,381 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1750 01:05:07,425 --> 01:05:09,906 KEEGAN: Looks like they're having some fun. 1751 01:05:10,994 --> 01:05:12,212 - You know these kids? - [NATE SIGHS] 1752 01:05:16,695 --> 01:05:18,392 Are you kidding? 1753 01:05:19,611 --> 01:05:20,786 What is happening? 1754 01:05:20,829 --> 01:05:22,135 Hey, Nate. What's up? 1755 01:05:22,179 --> 01:05:24,224 Throwing yourself a little birthday party? 1756 01:05:24,268 --> 01:05:25,399 What? 1757 01:05:29,403 --> 01:05:31,014 Go upstairs. Go upstairs. 1758 01:05:31,057 --> 01:05:32,929 [LAUGHTER] 1759 01:05:36,019 --> 01:05:37,498 - Gracie! - GRACIE: Dad? 1760 01:05:37,542 --> 01:05:38,586 You're supposed to be at your 1761 01:05:38,630 --> 01:05:39,631 work party for, like, another hour. 1762 01:05:39,674 --> 01:05:40,806 - What are you doing? - NATE: My bad. 1763 01:05:40,849 --> 01:05:42,547 Am I ruining your "study group"? 1764 01:05:42,590 --> 01:05:45,419 And what are you doing here? She's wearing a turtleneck. 1765 01:05:45,463 --> 01:05:47,073 [STUTTERING] Turtlenecks are fire. 1766 01:05:47,117 --> 01:05:48,118 What? 1767 01:05:48,161 --> 01:05:50,685 Oh, my God. [SCOFFS] So embarrassing. 1768 01:05:50,729 --> 01:05:51,773 NATE: Gracie! 1769 01:05:52,339 --> 01:05:53,384 Gracie. 1770 01:05:53,427 --> 01:05:54,515 Gracie! Hey! 1771 01:05:55,647 --> 01:05:56,909 We need to talk about this. 1772 01:05:56,953 --> 01:05:58,693 You're not supposed to be at home alone with boys. 1773 01:05:58,737 --> 01:06:00,304 That's not what the "Dad era" is about. 1774 01:06:00,347 --> 01:06:01,566 It is not about lying. 1775 01:06:01,609 --> 01:06:04,177 No. It's about keeping us busy with shortcuts 1776 01:06:04,221 --> 01:06:05,787 so you can keep doing whatever you want! 1777 01:06:05,831 --> 01:06:08,181 And, by the way, it is about lying, 1778 01:06:08,225 --> 01:06:10,096 because Mom doesn't even know you went back to work! 1779 01:06:10,140 --> 01:06:11,315 Gracie, that doesn't even... 1780 01:06:11,358 --> 01:06:13,143 Yeah. I'm going to slam my door now. 1781 01:06:13,795 --> 01:06:15,058 [DOOR SLAMS] 1782 01:06:15,101 --> 01:06:16,711 Nate, you need to come outside. 1783 01:06:16,755 --> 01:06:19,062 - Not right now. - No, right now! 1784 01:06:19,105 --> 01:06:21,281 - What? - [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 1785 01:06:21,325 --> 01:06:22,804 And bring a shovel. 1786 01:06:24,676 --> 01:06:26,025 Poor fella. 1787 01:06:26,939 --> 01:06:28,158 Oh, my gosh. 1788 01:06:28,201 --> 01:06:29,811 - What am I going to do? - [EXHALES] 1789 01:06:29,855 --> 01:06:31,465 NATE: I can't let Sam see this. 1790 01:06:31,509 --> 01:06:33,337 Let's pull it over by the neighbor's trash can. 1791 01:06:33,380 --> 01:06:34,425 Trash day's tomorrow. 1792 01:06:34,468 --> 01:06:35,817 Pretty sure tomorrow is recycling... 1793 01:06:35,861 --> 01:06:37,689 - Just grab a hoof! - Grabbing a hoof. 1794 01:06:40,474 --> 01:06:42,041 - [CINNAMON NEIGHING] - [EXCLAIMS] It's alive! 1795 01:06:42,085 --> 01:06:44,304 NATE: Whoa, whoa! It's alive! 1796 01:06:44,348 --> 01:06:46,785 Down, down! Down! Be bigger than him! 1797 01:06:46,828 --> 01:06:48,308 [BOTH EXCLAIMING] 1798 01:06:48,917 --> 01:06:50,571 NATE: Easy! Whoa! 1799 01:06:50,615 --> 01:06:52,573 - Not in there! Not in there! - [EXCLAIMING] No! 1800 01:06:52,617 --> 01:06:53,531 [THUDS] 1801 01:06:55,272 --> 01:06:56,969 GIRL 1: Oh, my God! GIRL 2: What? 1802 01:06:57,013 --> 01:06:59,189 - [KIDS PANICKING] - BOY: Oh, shoot, we gotta go. 1803 01:06:59,232 --> 01:07:00,277 GIRL 3: Watch out! 1804 01:07:00,320 --> 01:07:01,495 GIRL 4: Oh, my God. We have to run. 1805 01:07:01,539 --> 01:07:02,975 Move, move, move. 1806 01:07:03,019 --> 01:07:04,933 - GIRL 5: Oh, my gosh! - [KIDS CLAMORING] 1807 01:07:06,892 --> 01:07:08,850 NATE: Hey, come on, Cinnamon. 1808 01:07:09,634 --> 01:07:10,983 [CINNAMON WHINNIES] 1809 01:07:11,027 --> 01:07:12,506 - [EXCLAIMS] - Oh, no. 1810 01:07:12,550 --> 01:07:14,160 - [CINNAMON WHINNIES] - [CLATTERING] 1811 01:07:17,294 --> 01:07:19,035 - [EXCLAIMS] - GRACIE: Dad, what's happening? 1812 01:07:19,078 --> 01:07:20,558 Well, the horse was lying down, 1813 01:07:20,601 --> 01:07:23,213 dead in the back and now it's alive! 1814 01:07:23,256 --> 01:07:25,302 Dad, horses sleep laying down. 1815 01:07:25,345 --> 01:07:27,695 Cinnamon, come here. 1816 01:07:27,739 --> 01:07:30,263 - It's okay. Come here. - [CINNAMON GRUNTS] 1817 01:07:32,048 --> 01:07:33,136 Good job. 1818 01:07:33,179 --> 01:07:34,876 - Give me that. - Hey. 1819 01:07:34,920 --> 01:07:37,227 Hey, Cinnamon. I got some pizza. 1820 01:07:37,270 --> 01:07:38,315 Come here, Cinnamon. 1821 01:07:38,358 --> 01:07:40,099 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - [CLATTERING] 1822 01:07:41,622 --> 01:07:42,710 Oh, no! 1823 01:07:44,147 --> 01:07:46,062 - [GASPS] - I can fix that. 1824 01:07:46,105 --> 01:07:48,194 Hey. Hey, Cinnamon. 1825 01:07:48,238 --> 01:07:51,415 - Come here. Here we go. - No! Dad! He'll run away! 1826 01:07:51,458 --> 01:07:53,069 - Watch out. - NATE: Come on. 1827 01:07:55,114 --> 01:07:56,289 Stop. Stop! No! 1828 01:07:56,333 --> 01:07:58,509 No! No! No! [SIGHS] 1829 01:07:58,552 --> 01:07:59,727 Cinnamon, stop! 1830 01:08:02,991 --> 01:08:04,123 GRACIE: I'm sorry, Sam. 1831 01:08:09,781 --> 01:08:11,783 - [NATE GRUNTS] - [THUDDING] 1832 01:08:12,566 --> 01:08:14,220 [WOODEN BEAMS CREAKING] 1833 01:08:14,264 --> 01:08:15,874 HADLEY: Dad, look out! NATE: Whoa! 1834 01:08:23,055 --> 01:08:24,578 No, no, no, no, no, no. 1835 01:08:24,622 --> 01:08:25,492 [NATE EXCLAIMING] 1836 01:08:31,455 --> 01:08:33,848 - [COUGHING] - Are you okay? 1837 01:08:33,892 --> 01:08:34,936 SAM: Yeah. 1838 01:08:34,980 --> 01:08:35,633 GRACIE: It's okay. It's all right. 1839 01:08:37,939 --> 01:08:38,940 [KEEGAN SIGHS] 1840 01:08:40,116 --> 01:08:41,421 Horses, right? 1841 01:08:43,815 --> 01:08:46,122 - I can fix this. - [CELL PHONE RINGING] 1842 01:08:49,429 --> 01:08:50,909 - Hey, honey. - KATIE: Hey, hon. 1843 01:08:50,952 --> 01:08:53,085 I have fantastic news. 1844 01:08:53,129 --> 01:08:55,435 So Lori was able to move a few things around 1845 01:08:55,479 --> 01:08:56,523 in her schedule, 1846 01:08:56,567 --> 01:08:57,959 and she will be with me tomorrow 1847 01:08:58,003 --> 01:08:59,309 for the live stream from the house. 1848 01:08:59,352 --> 01:09:00,571 NATE: Live stream? At our house? 1849 01:09:00,614 --> 01:09:01,920 Yeah. 1850 01:09:01,963 --> 01:09:03,400 Lori thought it would be the best place to do it 1851 01:09:03,443 --> 01:09:05,228 because it's where the original Star Minder was built. 1852 01:09:05,271 --> 01:09:06,359 It's all in the calendar. 1853 01:09:06,403 --> 01:09:07,621 NATE: Yeah, I saw it. 1854 01:09:07,665 --> 01:09:10,320 Just, tomorrow snuck up on me real fast. 1855 01:09:10,363 --> 01:09:11,495 KATIE: [CHUCKLES] Okay. 1856 01:09:11,538 --> 01:09:14,019 You finally get what my life is like. 1857 01:09:14,062 --> 01:09:15,934 Oh, um, just make sure to do a quick vacuum, 1858 01:09:15,977 --> 01:09:17,196 because we land around noon. 1859 01:09:17,240 --> 01:09:19,155 Yeah, yeah, yeah. That'll... that'll help. 1860 01:09:19,198 --> 01:09:21,157 KATIE: And babe, thank you so much 1861 01:09:21,200 --> 01:09:22,288 for staying home this last month 1862 01:09:22,332 --> 01:09:23,681 and taking care of the house. 1863 01:09:23,724 --> 01:09:26,031 I could not have done any of this without you. 1864 01:09:26,074 --> 01:09:27,119 I love you so much. 1865 01:09:27,163 --> 01:09:28,251 I love you, too. 1866 01:09:28,294 --> 01:09:29,643 - KATIE: Okay, bye. - Yeah. 1867 01:09:29,687 --> 01:09:30,731 [SOFTLY] Oh, man. 1868 01:09:32,298 --> 01:09:33,691 [GROANING] 1869 01:09:34,953 --> 01:09:35,780 [GRUNTS] 1870 01:09:36,737 --> 01:09:37,999 Oh, man. 1871 01:09:38,043 --> 01:09:40,828 - [DISTORTED CHIME] - [NATE EXHALES] 1872 01:09:41,829 --> 01:09:43,179 Little late, calendar. 1873 01:09:43,222 --> 01:09:44,702 [PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING] 1874 01:09:44,745 --> 01:09:46,834 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 1875 01:09:50,186 --> 01:09:53,319 I just thought everyone could get what they wanted. 1876 01:09:53,363 --> 01:09:56,453 No. You thought you could get what you wanted. 1877 01:09:59,456 --> 01:10:02,502 [SIGHS] God, man... 1878 01:10:04,156 --> 01:10:06,463 Yeah, look at this. I don't even... 1879 01:10:09,683 --> 01:10:11,032 Oh, no. 1880 01:10:13,861 --> 01:10:15,167 [SUCKS TEETH] 1881 01:10:17,691 --> 01:10:19,737 I need to fix this. 1882 01:10:19,780 --> 01:10:21,521 [SIGHS] I just don't know where to start. 1883 01:10:22,261 --> 01:10:24,524 Then start there. 1884 01:10:24,568 --> 01:10:27,266 Hey, you think I know how I'm going to fix your roof? 1885 01:10:27,310 --> 01:10:28,746 I hope so. 1886 01:10:28,789 --> 01:10:29,790 Well, I don't. 1887 01:10:31,096 --> 01:10:32,184 But you know what? 1888 01:10:33,316 --> 01:10:36,144 I'm going to keep showing up. 1889 01:10:36,188 --> 01:10:38,059 And yeah, it's going to take forever. 1890 01:10:38,103 --> 01:10:40,627 And it'll be super hard and cost a ton, 1891 01:10:40,671 --> 01:10:42,803 and I might fail. 1892 01:10:42,847 --> 01:10:46,154 But sometimes we have to do the difficult things 1893 01:10:46,894 --> 01:10:48,331 for the ones we love. 1894 01:10:55,729 --> 01:10:57,209 I love you, too? 1895 01:11:03,868 --> 01:11:05,652 Hey, this is fun, huh? 1896 01:11:05,696 --> 01:11:08,655 A little campout in the living room. 1897 01:11:08,699 --> 01:11:11,310 Roasting s'mores on an open flame. 1898 01:11:11,354 --> 01:11:13,356 - It's a space heater. - Okay. 1899 01:11:13,399 --> 01:11:16,141 The marshmallows are melting all over the carpet. 1900 01:11:16,184 --> 01:11:18,578 Oh, that doesn't matter. 1901 01:11:18,622 --> 01:11:21,277 This carpet's not going to stay. 1902 01:11:22,756 --> 01:11:24,192 None of this matters. 1903 01:11:24,236 --> 01:11:26,238 I mean, what matters is we're spending time together. 1904 01:11:26,282 --> 01:11:27,631 Dad, our house is wrecked. 1905 01:11:27,674 --> 01:11:28,762 I don't have a bedroom. 1906 01:11:28,806 --> 01:11:31,287 Yeah. It's bad. 1907 01:11:31,330 --> 01:11:34,072 I mean, it's the most bad. Okay? 1908 01:11:34,115 --> 01:11:35,943 But we're going to get through this. 1909 01:11:35,987 --> 01:11:38,294 Like families do. Right? 1910 01:11:41,558 --> 01:11:44,256 Hey, look, I... I know what this needs. 1911 01:11:44,300 --> 01:11:46,737 - It needs a campfire story. - Space heater story. 1912 01:11:46,780 --> 01:11:49,740 Okay. A space heater story. 1913 01:11:49,783 --> 01:11:52,003 And this one's true. All right? 1914 01:11:52,046 --> 01:11:53,570 This happened a long time ago. 1915 01:11:53,613 --> 01:11:57,400 So there was this house in the mountains. 1916 01:11:57,443 --> 01:11:59,576 And this family is sitting in the living room. 1917 01:11:59,619 --> 01:12:01,665 And they look out the window and they see a bear. 1918 01:12:02,492 --> 01:12:04,058 Just a cute bear. 1919 01:12:04,102 --> 01:12:05,712 And they're excited. 1920 01:12:05,756 --> 01:12:08,976 Except that every time it gets a little closer, 1921 01:12:09,020 --> 01:12:10,804 the bear gets bigger. 1922 01:12:10,848 --> 01:12:13,720 And bigger, and bigger, and bigger. 1923 01:12:13,764 --> 01:12:16,636 And then that's when they realize this is not a cute bear. 1924 01:12:16,680 --> 01:12:18,159 This is a grizzly bear. 1925 01:12:18,203 --> 01:12:19,465 And then it comes inside the house 1926 01:12:19,509 --> 01:12:21,075 and starts tearing everything apart. 1927 01:12:21,119 --> 01:12:23,077 I mean, it's way worse than a horse could do. 1928 01:12:23,121 --> 01:12:25,036 And so it's going through and it's tearing stuff apart. 1929 01:12:25,079 --> 01:12:27,212 - The family's trapped. - Did everyone live? 1930 01:12:27,255 --> 01:12:28,692 What? Yeah... Oh. 1931 01:12:28,735 --> 01:12:30,563 Yes. Yeah. No. Come here. 1932 01:12:30,607 --> 01:12:32,435 Yes. Yes. No. 1933 01:12:32,478 --> 01:12:34,567 Everyone lived. You know, everyone. 1934 01:12:34,611 --> 01:12:35,742 No one lived. 1935 01:12:35,786 --> 01:12:37,657 There's no way they could have lived. 1936 01:12:37,701 --> 01:12:39,355 - A bear got... - SAM: I heard that. 1937 01:12:39,398 --> 01:12:40,617 - How did you hear it? - [GIRLS GIGGLING] 1938 01:12:40,660 --> 01:12:42,445 How did you hear it? 1939 01:12:43,054 --> 01:12:45,012 I'm... All right. 1940 01:12:45,056 --> 01:12:47,537 I knew that wasn't a real story. 1941 01:12:47,580 --> 01:12:48,712 You're right. 1942 01:12:49,452 --> 01:12:50,409 It wasn't. 1943 01:12:52,716 --> 01:12:54,065 Can I just tell you... 1944 01:12:55,414 --> 01:12:57,982 that you girls are awesome? 1945 01:12:59,592 --> 01:13:03,509 And I am so sorry for pretty much messing up everything. 1946 01:13:03,553 --> 01:13:05,642 What do you mean? You got me a horse. 1947 01:13:05,685 --> 01:13:07,034 Yeah. 1948 01:13:07,078 --> 01:13:08,819 But that's because I didn't talk 1949 01:13:08,862 --> 01:13:11,430 about personal space and bubbles. 1950 01:13:11,474 --> 01:13:12,518 What? 1951 01:13:12,562 --> 01:13:14,215 Yeah, we got to figure that out. 1952 01:13:15,739 --> 01:13:17,218 Hadley, aw, man, 1953 01:13:17,262 --> 01:13:19,482 I should've never left that spelling bee. 1954 01:13:19,525 --> 01:13:22,659 It was, as you would say, 1955 01:13:22,702 --> 01:13:26,010 I-N-X... 1956 01:13:26,053 --> 01:13:27,533 Are you trying to spell "inexcusable"? 1957 01:13:27,577 --> 01:13:29,448 Yeah. Ah, you're so smart. 1958 01:13:30,449 --> 01:13:31,755 And Gracie, 1959 01:13:31,798 --> 01:13:33,974 I can't even be mad at you for throwing that party. 1960 01:13:34,018 --> 01:13:34,975 You shouldn't have done it. 1961 01:13:36,324 --> 01:13:38,065 But you were just following 1962 01:13:38,109 --> 01:13:39,371 the bad example that I was setting. 1963 01:13:41,199 --> 01:13:44,985 I'm not the dad I want to be. All right? 1964 01:13:45,029 --> 01:13:47,858 And the truth is it's because I've never worked at it. 1965 01:13:47,901 --> 01:13:51,165 Loving you three came just so easily, you know? 1966 01:13:51,209 --> 01:13:52,863 And I thought that was enough. 1967 01:13:52,906 --> 01:13:54,560 But it's not. 1968 01:13:55,343 --> 01:13:56,780 You got to put in work. 1969 01:13:56,823 --> 01:13:57,868 And it's real work. 1970 01:13:59,304 --> 01:14:01,480 Your mom's always known that. 1971 01:14:01,524 --> 01:14:02,916 She's going to kill you. 1972 01:14:02,960 --> 01:14:04,091 Yeah. 1973 01:14:05,223 --> 01:14:06,224 Well... 1974 01:14:07,834 --> 01:14:09,314 Not if I can fix this. 1975 01:14:09,357 --> 01:14:10,358 How are you going to do that? 1976 01:14:11,229 --> 01:14:12,186 [SIGHS] 1977 01:14:17,627 --> 01:14:18,802 I'm a salesman. 1978 01:14:20,412 --> 01:14:21,457 I'll sell. 1979 01:14:22,370 --> 01:14:23,633 I'm going to sell harder 1980 01:14:23,676 --> 01:14:26,157 than I've ever sold in my entire life. 1981 01:14:31,684 --> 01:14:33,425 - Hey. - What do you want? 1982 01:14:33,469 --> 01:14:35,296 I got a big favor to ask. 1983 01:14:35,340 --> 01:14:37,864 I'm kind of in a tough spot. 1984 01:14:37,908 --> 01:14:41,085 Uh, I know we haven't seen eye-to-eye at work all the time, 1985 01:14:41,128 --> 01:14:43,087 and, uh, I do respect you, 1986 01:14:43,130 --> 01:14:44,828 and you might not think I respect you 1987 01:14:44,871 --> 01:14:46,743 by all the things that I've said at work. 1988 01:14:46,786 --> 01:14:48,745 But disrespect is respect. 1989 01:14:48,788 --> 01:14:50,181 It's the same word. 1990 01:14:50,224 --> 01:14:52,096 It's just got the "dis" in front of it. 1991 01:14:52,139 --> 01:14:54,881 But the "dis" is, if you take it away... 1992 01:14:54,925 --> 01:14:56,230 Huh? We got... 1993 01:14:56,274 --> 01:14:57,928 It's all respect. And that's, uh... 1994 01:14:57,971 --> 01:15:00,321 What do you need? 1995 01:15:00,365 --> 01:15:04,630 I need to borrow your house. Just for tomorrow. 1996 01:15:05,370 --> 01:15:06,676 And in exchange, 1997 01:15:06,719 --> 01:15:10,114 I'm willing to give you my Titan tickets. 1998 01:15:10,157 --> 01:15:11,942 [MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING] 1999 01:15:11,985 --> 01:15:12,986 Really? 2000 01:15:13,552 --> 01:15:14,510 Yeah. 2001 01:15:15,423 --> 01:15:16,424 Wow. 2002 01:15:17,730 --> 01:15:20,646 Honestly, I never thought I'd see the day. 2003 01:15:20,690 --> 01:15:22,605 You know, Nate, I know how hard it was for you 2004 01:15:22,648 --> 01:15:24,911 to work up the courage to say that. 2005 01:15:24,955 --> 01:15:27,914 I saw you practicing on my Ring camera. 2006 01:15:27,958 --> 01:15:29,786 It takes a real man to ask for help. 2007 01:15:29,829 --> 01:15:32,702 That kind of honesty, that kind of vulnerability, 2008 01:15:32,745 --> 01:15:34,573 it's inspiring, man. It really is. 2009 01:15:34,617 --> 01:15:35,661 Thank you. 2010 01:15:35,705 --> 01:15:37,315 I want to help you. 2011 01:15:37,358 --> 01:15:38,708 That's such a relief, man. 2012 01:15:38,751 --> 01:15:40,710 Psych! 2013 01:15:40,753 --> 01:15:42,450 NATE: Come on, man. Don't close the blinds on me. 2014 01:15:42,494 --> 01:15:43,669 Come on! 2015 01:15:43,713 --> 01:15:45,453 Peyton, I need those tickets. 2016 01:15:45,497 --> 01:15:46,498 - Peyton! - [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 2017 01:15:48,848 --> 01:15:50,633 I need to use your house. 2018 01:15:50,676 --> 01:15:51,634 What? 2019 01:15:51,677 --> 01:15:52,722 I don't have time to explain, dude. 2020 01:15:52,765 --> 01:15:53,853 Just consider it payback 2021 01:15:53,897 --> 01:15:55,812 for when you used mine as a kids' hotel. 2022 01:15:55,855 --> 01:15:57,857 I... I'm sorry. You mean the sleepover? 2023 01:15:57,901 --> 01:16:01,469 Let's not get caught up in the details, all right? 2024 01:16:01,513 --> 01:16:04,951 Do you realize how awful you've been to me? 2025 01:16:04,995 --> 01:16:07,214 You... you haven't responded to a single text message 2026 01:16:07,258 --> 01:16:08,564 that I've sent you. 2027 01:16:08,607 --> 01:16:11,131 I invited you to play disc golf again. Nothing. 2028 01:16:11,175 --> 01:16:13,307 Goat yoga, no response. 2029 01:16:13,351 --> 01:16:15,092 So no, you don't get to use the house. 2030 01:16:15,135 --> 01:16:16,223 - What? - There's no house. 2031 01:16:16,267 --> 01:16:17,573 - What? Hey, hey. - Yeah. 2032 01:16:21,228 --> 01:16:22,403 I'm sorry. 2033 01:16:25,189 --> 01:16:26,190 What? 2034 01:16:27,234 --> 01:16:29,236 I want to hang out. 2035 01:16:29,280 --> 01:16:30,890 You know, we're two stay-at-home dads. 2036 01:16:30,934 --> 01:16:34,111 We have more in common than I even realize. 2037 01:16:34,154 --> 01:16:35,329 You're serious? 2038 01:16:35,852 --> 01:16:37,375 Completely. 2039 01:16:37,418 --> 01:16:39,682 Because none of the other dads have ever hung out with me. 2040 01:16:39,725 --> 01:16:41,031 I bet they haven't... 2041 01:16:42,902 --> 01:16:44,469 but I'm... I'm not the other dads. 2042 01:16:45,949 --> 01:16:48,255 [INHALES] Can I shake your hand? 2043 01:16:49,169 --> 01:16:50,910 Sure, I guess. Uh... 2044 01:16:50,954 --> 01:16:52,912 [MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING] 2045 01:16:53,957 --> 01:16:56,786 [BREATHES DEEPLY] 2046 01:16:58,918 --> 01:17:00,224 That feels good. 2047 01:17:01,268 --> 01:17:02,313 [WATCH BEEPING] 2048 01:17:04,663 --> 01:17:05,708 Oh, no. 2049 01:17:05,751 --> 01:17:07,666 Oh. Oh, God. 2050 01:17:07,710 --> 01:17:08,841 [SOBS] I'm going to let you use the house. 2051 01:17:08,885 --> 01:17:10,974 Oh. Thank you, buddy. 2052 01:17:11,017 --> 01:17:12,976 [CONOR SOBBING] 2053 01:17:13,019 --> 01:17:14,542 Oh, man. 2054 01:17:15,587 --> 01:17:16,980 All right, everybody. 2055 01:17:17,023 --> 01:17:19,504 The challenge ahead of us is simple. 2056 01:17:19,547 --> 01:17:21,375 We have to make this house look like our house 2057 01:17:21,419 --> 01:17:23,987 so Mom's live stream goes off without a hitch. 2058 01:17:24,030 --> 01:17:25,728 - Dad! Wake up. - [GASPS] 2059 01:17:25,771 --> 01:17:27,686 I was listening. I just had my eyes closed. 2060 01:17:27,730 --> 01:17:29,732 Why are you here? I texted Mom to come. 2061 01:17:29,775 --> 01:17:32,473 Well, she sent me. Said maybe I'd learn something. 2062 01:17:32,517 --> 01:17:33,997 Whatever that means. [CHUCKLES] 2063 01:17:35,085 --> 01:17:36,390 Okay. 2064 01:17:36,434 --> 01:17:38,479 My plan is five simple steps 2065 01:17:38,523 --> 01:17:41,134 that require perfect cooperation. 2066 01:17:41,178 --> 01:17:43,354 - Step one, interception. - [ROUSING MUSIC PLAYING] 2067 01:17:44,268 --> 01:17:45,748 We have to make sure 2068 01:17:45,791 --> 01:17:47,532 the car that picks up Mom and Lori from the airport 2069 01:17:47,575 --> 01:17:49,926 is a car that we control. 2070 01:17:49,969 --> 01:17:53,190 Would either of you ladies care for a pistachio? 2071 01:17:53,233 --> 01:17:55,540 NATE: Step two, misdirection. 2072 01:17:55,583 --> 01:17:57,977 We need to divert the live stream camera crew 2073 01:17:58,021 --> 01:17:59,500 and send them here. 2074 01:17:59,544 --> 01:18:01,546 You're looking for the Wilcoxes? 2075 01:18:01,589 --> 01:18:03,809 Well, they moved, but I can give you the address. 2076 01:18:05,202 --> 01:18:07,770 NATE: Step three, deception. 2077 01:18:07,813 --> 01:18:10,686 Conor's house needs to look like we live in it, 2078 01:18:10,729 --> 01:18:13,645 which means our photos, our things, 2079 01:18:13,689 --> 01:18:16,213 and our general level of messiness. 2080 01:18:16,256 --> 01:18:18,084 Step four, affection. 2081 01:18:18,955 --> 01:18:20,347 And this is crucial, girls. 2082 01:18:20,391 --> 01:18:22,828 I need you to lay it on thick for these cameras. 2083 01:18:22,872 --> 01:18:25,178 I will keep comfortable eye contact. 2084 01:18:25,222 --> 01:18:27,311 And by the end of the live stream, 2085 01:18:27,354 --> 01:18:28,921 we will reach step five. 2086 01:18:28,965 --> 01:18:31,315 Happily ever after. 2087 01:18:31,358 --> 01:18:32,925 Mom will come home, 2088 01:18:32,969 --> 01:18:35,798 see what we've all done to help make her dreams come true. 2089 01:18:35,841 --> 01:18:37,582 And everything will be okay. 2090 01:18:37,625 --> 01:18:40,324 The Star Minder will be a huge hit... 2091 01:18:40,367 --> 01:18:42,021 Wait, why am I there? 2092 01:18:42,065 --> 01:18:44,415 What? What? 2093 01:18:44,458 --> 01:18:47,461 Maybe that was just in my imagination. 2094 01:18:47,505 --> 01:18:50,247 - Never mind. - Okay. I think we got it. 2095 01:18:51,204 --> 01:18:53,206 Let's go! 2096 01:18:53,250 --> 01:18:55,556 PILOT: All right, folks, welcome to Nashville. 2097 01:18:55,600 --> 01:18:58,081 We should have you all to the gate anytime now. 2098 01:18:58,124 --> 01:18:59,691 There's a little bit of congestion over at the runway, 2099 01:18:59,735 --> 01:19:02,694 but good news, we've got you in a little bit early today. 2100 01:19:02,738 --> 01:19:04,740 - Oh. - I'm gonna text the driver 2101 01:19:04,783 --> 01:19:06,002 - and let him know. - Great. 2102 01:19:06,045 --> 01:19:06,829 [HAMMERING] 2103 01:19:13,009 --> 01:19:15,098 All right. Everybody's doing great! 2104 01:19:15,141 --> 01:19:16,534 Ugh, is this going to be on camera? 2105 01:19:16,577 --> 01:19:17,665 Look at my hair, Dad. 2106 01:19:17,709 --> 01:19:18,884 That's... That's disgusting. 2107 01:19:18,928 --> 01:19:20,581 - That's gross. - Less talky, more hammering! 2108 01:19:20,625 --> 01:19:21,887 - All right! - GRACIE: Where did you even 2109 01:19:21,931 --> 01:19:23,497 - find this picture from? - We're doing great! 2110 01:19:23,541 --> 01:19:25,325 GRACIE: It's not even in one of the main rooms of our house. 2111 01:19:25,369 --> 01:19:27,153 Did you go out of the way... 2112 01:19:28,328 --> 01:19:30,200 Does it look too nice in here? 2113 01:19:30,243 --> 01:19:31,941 I mean, for you. 2114 01:19:31,984 --> 01:19:34,552 Uh, you know what? You're right. 2115 01:19:34,595 --> 01:19:36,162 Hey, Conor, you got any dry spaghetti 2116 01:19:36,206 --> 01:19:37,642 we can throw on the floor? 2117 01:19:37,685 --> 01:19:40,036 Why is she putting new holes in the wall 2118 01:19:40,079 --> 01:19:41,689 instead of using the old holes? 2119 01:19:41,733 --> 01:19:43,604 NATE: Oh, buddy, we're way past that. 2120 01:19:44,692 --> 01:19:47,826 [GROANS] Where are the Star Minders? 2121 01:19:47,870 --> 01:19:49,436 Shoot. I need to run home. 2122 01:19:49,480 --> 01:19:50,481 Peter! 2123 01:19:55,225 --> 01:19:56,835 Dad, did you get them? 2124 01:19:56,879 --> 01:19:59,359 WALTER: The flight got in early. NATE: What? It arrived early? 2125 01:19:59,403 --> 01:20:00,796 They were early! 2126 01:20:00,839 --> 01:20:02,145 And I got confused at the airport. 2127 01:20:02,188 --> 01:20:03,711 I went to Departures 2128 01:20:03,755 --> 01:20:05,322 because I thought that's where people leave in the airport. 2129 01:20:05,365 --> 01:20:06,932 By the time I circled back around, 2130 01:20:06,976 --> 01:20:09,152 they were getting in a car and driving off. 2131 01:20:09,195 --> 01:20:11,632 NATE: Dad, they're going to our house. 2132 01:20:11,676 --> 01:20:12,938 You have to stop them. 2133 01:20:12,982 --> 01:20:14,026 I'm going to cut them off. 2134 01:20:14,070 --> 01:20:15,462 NATE: No, don't cut them off. 2135 01:20:15,506 --> 01:20:16,724 Just wait till they get to the light or something. 2136 01:20:16,768 --> 01:20:18,248 Can't hear you, son. 2137 01:20:18,291 --> 01:20:19,771 Too busy saving the day! 2138 01:20:19,815 --> 01:20:22,078 - [ENGINE REVVING] - [TIRES SCREECHING] 2139 01:20:22,121 --> 01:20:24,036 People here drive crazy. 2140 01:20:24,080 --> 01:20:26,038 WALTER: All right. I'm going to stop them. 2141 01:20:26,082 --> 01:20:28,562 - [ROUSING MUSIC CONTINUES] - If this goes wrong... 2142 01:20:29,128 --> 01:20:30,260 I love you, son. 2143 01:20:30,303 --> 01:20:31,827 - You love me? - Aw. 2144 01:20:31,870 --> 01:20:34,699 Dad, this is not that important! Don't do this! 2145 01:20:34,742 --> 01:20:37,136 - [TIRES SCREECHING] - Dad! 2146 01:20:37,180 --> 01:20:39,269 Dad! Are you okay? 2147 01:20:39,312 --> 01:20:40,748 - Dad? - [LIGHTS CLICKING] 2148 01:20:40,792 --> 01:20:42,489 WALTER: Nah, it's all good. I'll see you at the house. 2149 01:20:42,533 --> 01:20:43,360 NATE: Dad? Wait. What are you... 2150 01:20:43,403 --> 01:20:44,230 [LINE DISCONNECTS] 2151 01:20:50,106 --> 01:20:51,455 Walter? 2152 01:20:51,498 --> 01:20:52,848 Katie! 2153 01:20:52,891 --> 01:20:55,328 - What are the odds? - [SPUTTERS] Uh... 2154 01:20:55,372 --> 01:20:57,156 I... I don't even... 2155 01:20:57,200 --> 01:20:59,767 - You know this man? - Yeah, this is my father-in-law. 2156 01:20:59,811 --> 01:21:01,247 Why... why did you cut us off? 2157 01:21:01,291 --> 01:21:03,119 Katie, actually, in an accident, 2158 01:21:03,162 --> 01:21:05,382 it's the driver in the back who's always at fault. 2159 01:21:05,425 --> 01:21:07,384 That's what you get for tailgating. 2160 01:21:07,427 --> 01:21:09,690 - Uh... [SIGHS] - So, um, you're home. 2161 01:21:09,734 --> 01:21:12,737 Yeah, we were on our way to the house now, and... 2162 01:21:12,780 --> 01:21:13,956 Oh. Well, that's where I'm headed. 2163 01:21:13,999 --> 01:21:15,566 Come on, let me give you a ride. 2164 01:21:15,609 --> 01:21:17,437 No, I don't think we should leave the scene of an accident. 2165 01:21:17,481 --> 01:21:19,962 Well, it was your car that was in the accident. 2166 01:21:20,005 --> 01:21:22,268 I mean, my car is just fine. 2167 01:21:25,184 --> 01:21:27,491 All right. Stay right here. I'll be right back. 2168 01:21:27,534 --> 01:21:28,884 [OBJECTS CLATTERING] 2169 01:21:37,283 --> 01:21:39,459 [NATE GROANING] 2170 01:21:39,503 --> 01:21:41,331 Yes. Yeah. 2171 01:21:46,597 --> 01:21:47,598 What... 2172 01:21:48,947 --> 01:21:51,123 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 2173 01:21:51,167 --> 01:21:52,385 Hey, Nate. What's up, man? 2174 01:21:52,429 --> 01:21:54,344 - Where are you? - PETER: Oh, sorry. 2175 01:21:54,387 --> 01:21:55,432 I got a ride request, 2176 01:21:55,475 --> 01:21:57,434 and Bonnaroo tix go on sale this weekend, 2177 01:21:57,477 --> 01:22:00,176 - so had to make a little money. - NATE: What? 2178 01:22:00,219 --> 01:22:01,829 - Dude, seriously? - Shh. 2179 01:22:01,873 --> 01:22:04,180 - I'm on the phone. - I need a ride right now, dude. 2180 01:22:04,223 --> 01:22:05,964 Peter? I need a ride now! 2181 01:22:06,008 --> 01:22:07,096 - Peter! - [LINE DISCONNECTS] 2182 01:22:08,358 --> 01:22:09,925 [RUSTLING] 2183 01:22:09,968 --> 01:22:11,143 [CINNAMON GRUNTS] 2184 01:22:11,187 --> 01:22:14,190 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 2185 01:22:19,499 --> 01:22:21,110 [NATE WHOOPING] 2186 01:22:21,153 --> 01:22:22,589 Yeah! Come on! Yeah! 2187 01:22:25,897 --> 01:22:27,551 - [EXCLAIMING] - [HORNS HONKING] 2188 01:22:29,248 --> 01:22:30,423 Sorry! 2189 01:22:30,467 --> 01:22:31,729 [TIRES SCREECHING] 2190 01:22:31,772 --> 01:22:33,600 I don't think he knows about lights! 2191 01:22:35,907 --> 01:22:38,692 "And it was on that day that the Star Minder was born." 2192 01:22:39,867 --> 01:22:40,956 Conceived... 2193 01:22:42,522 --> 01:22:44,089 Lakewood Springs? 2194 01:22:44,133 --> 01:22:45,308 Wait, Walter, this is not where we... 2195 01:22:45,351 --> 01:22:46,918 Park? I know. 2196 01:22:46,962 --> 01:22:49,442 We always park in the driveway. Just where it's always been. 2197 01:22:49,486 --> 01:22:52,445 I mean, how long have you been gone? [LAUGHING] 2198 01:22:52,489 --> 01:22:54,578 Ah, Nate, he has done such a great job. 2199 01:22:54,621 --> 01:22:56,667 You should've seen how he's redecorated the house. 2200 01:22:56,710 --> 01:22:58,582 It's been a little surprising, but you're going to love it. 2201 01:22:58,625 --> 01:22:59,626 All right, ladies. 2202 01:23:01,150 --> 01:23:02,847 Here we are. Mission accomplished. 2203 01:23:02,890 --> 01:23:04,153 LORI: Don't be nervous. 2204 01:23:04,196 --> 01:23:06,416 Listen, if we sell 5,000 units today, 2205 01:23:06,459 --> 01:23:08,766 you're going to be in stores by the end of the month. 2206 01:23:08,809 --> 01:23:09,941 And if not, 2207 01:23:09,985 --> 01:23:12,030 well, it's really about the memories 2208 01:23:12,074 --> 01:23:13,205 we've made along the way. 2209 01:23:13,901 --> 01:23:15,207 WALTER: Okay, ladies. 2210 01:23:15,251 --> 01:23:17,122 - Let me give you a hand there. - LORI: Thank you. 2211 01:23:17,166 --> 01:23:18,558 WALTER: You're welcome, Mrs. Shark. 2212 01:23:18,602 --> 01:23:20,560 - [WALTER CLEARS THROAT] - [EXHALES, CHUCKLES] 2213 01:23:22,258 --> 01:23:23,520 Walter, what is going on? 2214 01:23:23,563 --> 01:23:26,349 Uh, don't worry. Nate will explain everything. 2215 01:23:26,392 --> 01:23:29,004 - Great. And where is Nate? - Mm-hm. 2216 01:23:29,047 --> 01:23:30,353 [CINNAMON WHINNIES] 2217 01:23:30,396 --> 01:23:32,355 NATE: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 2218 01:23:32,398 --> 01:23:33,834 Coming in hot! 2219 01:23:33,878 --> 01:23:36,446 Look out! We don't know how to stop! 2220 01:23:36,489 --> 01:23:39,144 - [CINNAMON WHINNIES] - [NATE YELPS] 2221 01:23:39,188 --> 01:23:42,147 - Oh. - Oh, Nate! Oh, my... 2222 01:23:42,191 --> 01:23:43,366 - Nate! - [NATE GROANING] 2223 01:23:43,409 --> 01:23:46,282 Oh, my gosh! Are you okay? 2224 01:23:46,325 --> 01:23:48,458 I am. Welcome home. 2225 01:23:48,501 --> 01:23:49,807 Welcome home? 2226 01:23:49,850 --> 01:23:51,678 Whose horse is that? 2227 01:23:51,722 --> 01:23:53,724 - Why are we at Conor's house? - [GROANING] 2228 01:23:53,767 --> 01:23:55,900 God, I had to make a deal with him. 2229 01:23:55,943 --> 01:23:59,338 Let's just say our house isn't exactly camera-ready. 2230 01:23:59,382 --> 01:24:01,601 Oh, no, no, no, no. Let's... let's say more than that. 2231 01:24:01,645 --> 01:24:02,950 I'd really rather not. 2232 01:24:02,994 --> 01:24:05,083 So let's just go inside and do the live stream. 2233 01:24:05,127 --> 01:24:07,868 KATIE: No, no, Nate, what happened to our house? 2234 01:24:08,652 --> 01:24:09,696 [SIGHS] 2235 01:24:10,654 --> 01:24:12,047 Okay, fine. 2236 01:24:14,397 --> 01:24:16,312 - I went back to work. - KATIE: You what? 2237 01:24:16,355 --> 01:24:18,227 And then I bought Sam a horse. 2238 01:24:18,270 --> 01:24:19,706 You bought her a horse? 2239 01:24:19,750 --> 01:24:21,404 Because she was hugging and kissing the kids at school 2240 01:24:21,447 --> 01:24:22,579 and I had to buy her a horse. 2241 01:24:22,622 --> 01:24:25,625 And then the horse was, I thought, died. 2242 01:24:25,669 --> 01:24:27,453 But horses lay down, apparently, to sleep. 2243 01:24:27,497 --> 01:24:29,586 I found out that... I didn't know that. 2244 01:24:29,629 --> 01:24:31,979 And then the horse tore the house up. 2245 01:24:32,023 --> 01:24:34,852 It just kicked everything. It just tore everything down. 2246 01:24:34,895 --> 01:24:36,071 Are the kids okay? 2247 01:24:36,114 --> 01:24:37,594 No, the kids are fine. The kids are fine. 2248 01:24:37,637 --> 01:24:39,378 It's the roof. The roof collapsed. 2249 01:24:39,422 --> 01:24:41,163 - Our roof collapsed? - But that's a separate... 2250 01:24:41,206 --> 01:24:43,730 That's not even involving the horse. It just collapsed. 2251 01:24:43,774 --> 01:24:47,169 And, so, there's a great chance that I... 2252 01:24:47,212 --> 01:24:49,345 yeah, I ruined our lives. 2253 01:24:51,782 --> 01:24:53,740 LORI: Katie. You ready? 2254 01:24:53,784 --> 01:24:56,221 Yeah. Yeah. Could you give me a quick second? 2255 01:24:56,265 --> 01:24:57,222 Okay. 2256 01:24:59,703 --> 01:25:02,488 Nate, how could you do this? 2257 01:25:02,532 --> 01:25:04,882 I... I gave you so many chances to tell me 2258 01:25:04,925 --> 01:25:06,579 how things were actually going, 2259 01:25:06,623 --> 01:25:08,494 and you continually lied to me. 2260 01:25:08,538 --> 01:25:10,844 Did you just think I wasn't going to find out? 2261 01:25:10,888 --> 01:25:13,934 No. Listen, you got to trust me. 2262 01:25:13,978 --> 01:25:16,763 I am not going to let your dream die out here 2263 01:25:16,807 --> 01:25:20,071 in Conor Ashford's dumb bushes! 2264 01:25:20,115 --> 01:25:24,771 You just need to go inside. Please, just, let's go inside... 2265 01:25:24,815 --> 01:25:28,949 and let me show you what me and the kids did for you. Okay? 2266 01:25:29,994 --> 01:25:30,821 [EXHALES] 2267 01:25:32,388 --> 01:25:33,606 I'm going to go inside... 2268 01:25:34,912 --> 01:25:36,131 but we're not done. 2269 01:25:37,480 --> 01:25:38,524 I know. 2270 01:25:39,308 --> 01:25:40,265 Okay. 2271 01:25:41,745 --> 01:25:42,833 KATIE: Let's do this. 2272 01:25:44,661 --> 01:25:46,141 I think that worked. 2273 01:25:47,490 --> 01:25:49,056 [CINNAMON WHINNIES] 2274 01:25:49,100 --> 01:25:51,972 You look really familiar. Where, uh, where do I know you from? 2275 01:25:52,016 --> 01:25:53,670 I'm on Shark Tank. 2276 01:25:53,713 --> 01:25:55,498 - No, that's not it. - [DOOR OPENS] 2277 01:25:55,541 --> 01:25:57,674 KEEGAN: Hm. KATIE: Hi, everyone. 2278 01:25:57,717 --> 01:26:00,024 GRACIE: Mom! SAM: Mommy! 2279 01:26:00,067 --> 01:26:02,766 Hi, my babies. I missed you guys. 2280 01:26:02,809 --> 01:26:03,984 Hi. 2281 01:26:04,028 --> 01:26:05,290 [PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING] 2282 01:26:16,954 --> 01:26:18,085 Wow. 2283 01:26:18,129 --> 01:26:19,957 What? 2284 01:26:20,000 --> 01:26:22,133 Uh, she's just surprised I didn't destroy the house 2285 01:26:22,177 --> 01:26:23,787 while she was out of town, you know? 2286 01:26:23,830 --> 01:26:25,528 [LAUGHTER] 2287 01:26:25,571 --> 01:26:27,486 Well, it looks like we're all here. 2288 01:26:27,530 --> 01:26:29,793 Let's get this live stream going. Come on. 2289 01:26:29,836 --> 01:26:30,837 Okay. 2290 01:26:34,450 --> 01:26:37,061 So this is where the Star Minder was born. 2291 01:26:37,104 --> 01:26:38,367 Yes, that's right. 2292 01:26:38,410 --> 01:26:43,241 I was sitting here in my favorite chair, 2293 01:26:43,285 --> 01:26:46,157 looking around, you know, at my favorite... 2294 01:26:46,201 --> 01:26:48,464 uh, my favorite chimney. 2295 01:26:49,639 --> 01:26:51,336 I just, I remember thinking 2296 01:26:51,380 --> 01:26:53,947 there has to be a better way to get organized. 2297 01:26:53,991 --> 01:26:55,558 - LORI: Exactly. - Yeah. 2298 01:26:55,601 --> 01:26:57,951 LORI: And what do you ladies feel about your mom's invention? 2299 01:26:57,995 --> 01:27:00,693 I use it every day. It really helps with homework. 2300 01:27:00,737 --> 01:27:03,218 It helps me remember to keep my hands to myself. 2301 01:27:03,261 --> 01:27:04,697 LORI: So good. 2302 01:27:04,741 --> 01:27:06,786 It helps me remember to dress appropriately for school. 2303 01:27:06,830 --> 01:27:08,484 LORI: That's great. 2304 01:27:08,527 --> 01:27:11,269 Oh, wow. Katie, the live stream is loving this! 2305 01:27:11,313 --> 01:27:13,358 - KATIE: Yeah? [CHUCKLES] - Yeah, it's so good! 2306 01:27:13,402 --> 01:27:15,012 Three poised daughters, 2307 01:27:15,055 --> 01:27:17,710 and a husband who, I have to say, is incredibly good at... 2308 01:27:17,754 --> 01:27:19,234 Maintaining comfortable eye contact? 2309 01:27:19,277 --> 01:27:20,713 - Exactly. - NATE: Yes. 2310 01:27:20,757 --> 01:27:23,455 Well, I'm a Toyota salesman, best in the region, but... 2311 01:27:23,499 --> 01:27:25,283 - LORI: So great! - What is this? 2312 01:27:26,763 --> 01:27:29,113 Conor, what are these people doing in my house? 2313 01:27:29,156 --> 01:27:30,941 Are you kidding me? Dude, you didn't tell her? 2314 01:27:30,984 --> 01:27:32,769 I thought you'd be done by now. She's going to kill me. 2315 01:27:32,812 --> 01:27:34,597 Why did she say this is her house? 2316 01:27:34,640 --> 01:27:36,947 Because this is my house, dollface. This is my house. 2317 01:27:36,990 --> 01:27:38,122 What is happening? 2318 01:27:38,165 --> 01:27:39,732 Listen, delay the live stream! 2319 01:27:39,776 --> 01:27:41,691 - Nate... - HADLEY: Dad, it's live. 2320 01:27:41,734 --> 01:27:44,781 All right. Edit that part out. Edit all of that out. 2321 01:27:44,824 --> 01:27:46,783 KATIE: Sorry. Lori. Uh... 2322 01:27:48,263 --> 01:27:49,568 This isn't our house. 2323 01:27:49,612 --> 01:27:52,005 - I... I can't lie, Nate. - NATE: I can, though. 2324 01:27:53,006 --> 01:27:54,573 Hi. This is our house. 2325 01:27:54,617 --> 01:27:56,793 Nate. No, no. It's done. 2326 01:27:57,663 --> 01:27:59,274 It's over. It's... 2327 01:28:00,579 --> 01:28:01,537 All right. 2328 01:28:02,581 --> 01:28:03,974 Oh, man. 2329 01:28:04,017 --> 01:28:05,280 LORI: It's not your house? 2330 01:28:06,542 --> 01:28:07,499 It's not. 2331 01:28:08,413 --> 01:28:10,763 It's not. I'm sorry. 2332 01:28:10,807 --> 01:28:13,810 Listen... [EXHALES] 2333 01:28:13,853 --> 01:28:15,899 - Shark... - Just Lori is good. 2334 01:28:15,942 --> 01:28:20,033 The truth is, uh, our house is an unlivable mess right now. 2335 01:28:21,644 --> 01:28:23,646 I thought I could do what you do. 2336 01:28:24,647 --> 01:28:27,040 You make it look so easy, 2337 01:28:27,084 --> 01:28:28,999 but it's not. It's so hard. 2338 01:28:29,042 --> 01:28:31,828 I mean, so, so hard. 2339 01:28:31,871 --> 01:28:33,220 Preach. 2340 01:28:33,264 --> 01:28:35,614 NATE: I guess I've always done things the easy way. 2341 01:28:35,658 --> 01:28:37,181 These last 12 hours, though, 2342 01:28:37,224 --> 01:28:40,489 have been the hardest I've ever worked in my entire life. 2343 01:28:40,532 --> 01:28:42,055 I even gave away the Titan tickets 2344 01:28:42,099 --> 01:28:43,840 I won just to fix all this. 2345 01:28:43,883 --> 01:28:45,537 You gave away your tickets? 2346 01:28:45,581 --> 01:28:48,540 NATE: I... I don't deserve them. You know? 2347 01:28:48,584 --> 01:28:51,804 I thought being the breadwinner was all I had to offer. 2348 01:28:51,848 --> 01:28:54,633 But spending this last month at home with the girls, 2349 01:28:54,677 --> 01:28:57,114 I mean, it was better than 2350 01:28:58,202 --> 01:28:59,899 all the tickets in the world. 2351 01:29:00,900 --> 01:29:02,162 The funny thing is... 2352 01:29:03,555 --> 01:29:06,471 me trying to be a version of you 2353 01:29:06,515 --> 01:29:09,256 and failing at it so bad 2354 01:29:10,127 --> 01:29:12,608 actually, I think made me 2355 01:29:12,651 --> 01:29:15,175 a better version of me, you know? 2356 01:29:15,219 --> 01:29:17,874 Jeez, I'm going to go call my ex-wife. 2357 01:29:17,917 --> 01:29:19,092 Uh... 2358 01:29:19,136 --> 01:29:21,094 NATE: You know what? You'll like this. 2359 01:29:21,138 --> 01:29:24,533 I even used the Star Minder 2360 01:29:24,576 --> 01:29:26,883 to put this whole crazy thing together. 2361 01:29:26,926 --> 01:29:30,277 Because even a dad like myself 2362 01:29:30,321 --> 01:29:33,237 can use the Star Minder to hatch a crazy plan. 2363 01:29:33,280 --> 01:29:36,980 But listen, I don't want to be the one to tell you that. 2364 01:29:37,023 --> 01:29:41,419 Let's hear it from my beautiful, brilliant wife, Katie. 2365 01:29:41,463 --> 01:29:42,855 You explain it to them. 2366 01:29:45,728 --> 01:29:47,904 KATIE: Okay. Uh, yes. 2367 01:29:47,947 --> 01:29:51,516 If you will follow me this way, I will show you the Star Minder. 2368 01:29:51,560 --> 01:29:53,300 GRACIE: Man, the live stream is going nuts. 2369 01:29:53,344 --> 01:29:57,087 Hey. You did it. You did it. 2370 01:29:57,130 --> 01:29:59,219 - Come here. Come... - [LAUGHING] 2371 01:29:59,263 --> 01:30:01,961 I cannot believe. I'm so happy. 2372 01:30:02,005 --> 01:30:03,398 I'm so proud of you all. 2373 01:30:04,660 --> 01:30:07,314 Man, look at us. 2374 01:30:07,358 --> 01:30:10,840 We ended up getting that happy ending after all. 2375 01:30:10,883 --> 01:30:12,319 It didn't take quite as long as 2376 01:30:12,363 --> 01:30:13,886 it took Keegan to fix our roof, 2377 01:30:13,930 --> 01:30:16,236 but I got the inside of the house looking, 2378 01:30:16,280 --> 01:30:18,238 you know, pretty good. 2379 01:30:18,282 --> 01:30:19,631 Are you sure I can't help? 2380 01:30:19,675 --> 01:30:22,678 No. I told you I got this. 2381 01:30:22,721 --> 01:30:24,680 Permission to enter your bubble? 2382 01:30:24,723 --> 01:30:27,160 - Always. Here. - [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 2383 01:30:27,204 --> 01:30:28,814 You want to help me paint? 2384 01:30:28,858 --> 01:30:31,121 - SAM: Yeah. - Come on. All right. 2385 01:30:31,164 --> 01:30:32,731 So you start there. 2386 01:30:32,775 --> 01:30:34,298 There you go. Go up and down. 2387 01:30:34,341 --> 01:30:37,214 And we even let Keegan put up a sign to get more work. 2388 01:30:37,257 --> 01:30:39,738 I mean, he hasn't got more work. 2389 01:30:39,782 --> 01:30:41,740 And, you know, I don't... We don't expect it, 2390 01:30:41,784 --> 01:30:44,917 - but we put that sign up. - [CROWD CHEERING] 2391 01:30:44,961 --> 01:30:48,660 I also left Toyota to run sales at Star Minder Inc. 2392 01:30:48,704 --> 01:30:50,793 Now, I'm Katie's number one guy. 2393 01:30:50,836 --> 01:30:53,012 I mean, I was before, too. 2394 01:30:53,056 --> 01:30:54,579 Uh, I mean, you get it. 2395 01:30:54,623 --> 01:30:58,061 We finally found the right work-life balance. 2396 01:30:58,104 --> 01:30:59,889 We're in this together now, 2397 01:30:59,932 --> 01:31:02,239 which is how families should be. 2398 01:31:02,848 --> 01:31:03,936 Sam. 2399 01:31:03,980 --> 01:31:05,677 Candy! Give me! Give me! Give me! 2400 01:31:05,721 --> 01:31:08,201 NATE: Please make it last past the second quarter. 2401 01:31:09,681 --> 01:31:11,727 Hadley, vegetables. 2402 01:31:11,770 --> 01:31:13,163 Are you sure you don't want fries? 2403 01:31:13,206 --> 01:31:14,512 N-O. 2404 01:31:16,906 --> 01:31:19,517 NATE: Popcorn for Gracie... 2405 01:31:19,561 --> 01:31:21,040 - and Brian. - Thanks, Dad. 2406 01:31:21,084 --> 01:31:21,998 Thanks, Mr. Wilcox. 2407 01:31:22,041 --> 01:31:22,868 - Appreciate it. - NATE: Yeah. 2408 01:31:22,912 --> 01:31:23,826 Okay, babe. 2409 01:31:23,869 --> 01:31:26,045 So Hadley has practice 2410 01:31:26,089 --> 01:31:28,308 for her spelling bee regionals next Tuesday. 2411 01:31:28,352 --> 01:31:30,136 And Sam has a ride with Cinnamon. 2412 01:31:30,180 --> 01:31:32,704 I mean, I could do Hadley if you want to do... 2413 01:31:32,748 --> 01:31:34,706 No. No, I've learned my lesson. 2414 01:31:34,750 --> 01:31:37,579 I'm not missing anything spelling-related ever again. 2415 01:31:37,622 --> 01:31:39,232 Unless it's a word I don't know, 2416 01:31:39,276 --> 01:31:40,277 which is a lot of words, 2417 01:31:40,320 --> 01:31:42,061 - you know. - Perfect. 2418 01:31:42,105 --> 01:31:43,149 ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, 2419 01:31:43,193 --> 01:31:44,803 please turn your attention 2420 01:31:44,847 --> 01:31:46,501 - to the Jumbotron. - BOTH: Oh. 2421 01:31:46,544 --> 01:31:48,154 And give a warm welcome 2422 01:31:48,198 --> 01:31:49,373 to West Corners' 2423 01:31:49,416 --> 01:31:51,114 - Toyota Salesman of the Year... - Oh. 2424 01:31:51,157 --> 01:31:52,985 - Here we go. - Mm. 2425 01:31:53,029 --> 01:31:54,596 ...Peyton Mahar! 2426 01:31:54,639 --> 01:31:56,293 [CROWD CHEERING] 2427 01:31:56,336 --> 01:31:58,425 Yeah, he deserves it. 2428 01:31:58,469 --> 01:32:01,254 I guess the pecs do bring in the checks. 2429 01:32:01,298 --> 01:32:03,169 You're my Salesman of the Year. 2430 01:32:03,213 --> 01:32:05,520 - I'm your only salesman. - [CHUCKLES] 2431 01:32:05,563 --> 01:32:07,130 ANNOUNCER: Also, attending today's game, 2432 01:32:07,173 --> 01:32:09,959 a local inventor and entrepreneur, 2433 01:32:10,002 --> 01:32:12,004 recently featured onShark Tank. 2434 01:32:12,048 --> 01:32:13,745 There's more than one way to get on the 'tron. 2435 01:32:13,789 --> 01:32:15,094 What? 2436 01:32:15,138 --> 01:32:16,139 ANNOUNCER: Please give it up for the inventor 2437 01:32:16,182 --> 01:32:17,575 of the Star Minder, 2438 01:32:17,619 --> 01:32:19,534 - Katie Wilcox! - [ALL CHEERING] 2439 01:32:20,404 --> 01:32:22,754 That's my mom! 2440 01:32:22,798 --> 01:32:24,539 [UPBEAT SONG PLAYING] 2441 01:32:44,384 --> 01:32:47,649 ANNOUNCER: Welcome to the stage, Nate Bargatze! 2442 01:32:47,692 --> 01:32:50,826 GIRL: My daddy, Nate Bargatze! 2443 01:32:50,869 --> 01:32:53,176 - Kisses for everybody! - Stop! No, ew! Dad, stop! 2444 01:32:53,219 --> 01:32:54,873 I love having a girl. A girl world 2445 01:32:54,917 --> 01:32:56,614 is the only world that I know. 2446 01:32:56,658 --> 01:32:58,268 She's gonna be 45 and I'll be like, 2447 01:32:58,311 --> 01:32:59,486 "Just let us live with you. 2448 01:32:59,530 --> 01:33:00,618 - "Let us." - [AUDIENCE LAUGHING] 2449 01:33:00,662 --> 01:33:01,924 [GIRLS LAUGHING] 2450 01:33:01,967 --> 01:33:05,014 We hired a contractor. And being a contractor, 2451 01:33:05,057 --> 01:33:07,103 that's a great job to have. 2452 01:33:07,146 --> 01:33:10,715 Because you can just ruin someone's life and leave. 2453 01:33:10,759 --> 01:33:12,456 - [AUDIENCE LAUGHING] - [KEEGAN EXCLAIMING] 2454 01:33:12,499 --> 01:33:14,240 Oh, heads up! Heads up! 2455 01:33:14,284 --> 01:33:16,242 If we hire someone to do something to our house, 2456 01:33:16,286 --> 01:33:18,593 I promise he does not do that job full time. 2457 01:33:20,333 --> 01:33:22,684 Hey, honey. Everything's fine. Yeah, 2458 01:33:22,727 --> 01:33:25,164 it was just... our front door camera. 2459 01:33:25,208 --> 01:33:27,863 [STUTTERING] False alarm. 2460 01:33:27,906 --> 01:33:30,082 Animals that were running around. 2461 01:33:30,126 --> 01:33:31,649 Horse. Horses. 2462 01:33:31,693 --> 01:33:36,045 [STUTTERING] Skunk. Aardvark. Um, king cobra. 2463 01:33:36,088 --> 01:33:38,177 - Ocelots. Ankles, ankles. - What? No. 2464 01:33:38,221 --> 01:33:42,312 Uh, squirrels. It was squirrels. Squirrels are running. 2465 01:33:42,355 --> 01:33:44,183 It's mating season right now, so... 2466 01:33:44,227 --> 01:33:45,707 [WHISPERS] It's not mating season. 2467 01:33:45,750 --> 01:33:48,187 You need to get up there, and give them a group activity. 2468 01:33:48,231 --> 01:33:50,799 - Sorry. - [CREW LAUGHING] 2469 01:33:50,842 --> 01:33:53,628 We take our trash out... uh, one of the days. 2470 01:33:53,671 --> 01:33:55,630 I don't know the day, but it's a day. 2471 01:33:55,673 --> 01:33:57,109 Wait, it's trash day! 2472 01:33:57,153 --> 01:33:59,721 I know we forgot to take it out a couple weeks ago. 2473 01:33:59,764 --> 01:34:02,375 That stress could break up a family. 2474 01:34:03,072 --> 01:34:04,203 Wait! Wait! 2475 01:34:04,247 --> 01:34:06,728 [NATE GROANS] 2476 01:34:06,771 --> 01:34:10,253 All week was like, "Everybody, eat out of your hands." 2477 01:34:10,296 --> 01:34:11,820 "Put your trash in your pockets, 2478 01:34:11,863 --> 01:34:13,386 - "take it to your homes." - [AUDIENCE LAUGHING] 2479 01:34:13,430 --> 01:34:15,301 MAN: You don't have to do this. 2480 01:34:15,345 --> 01:34:17,477 It's too hot for me, sorry. 2481 01:34:18,653 --> 01:34:21,003 - It's too hot for me. - [CREW LAUGHING] 2482 01:34:21,046 --> 01:34:22,744 They have, like, free-range chicken 2483 01:34:22,787 --> 01:34:24,702 and then they have, like, not free-range. 2484 01:34:24,746 --> 01:34:26,878 But free-range chicken, that's allowed to roam free. 2485 01:34:26,922 --> 01:34:30,577 Obviously, not at the store. It's dead at the store. 2486 01:34:30,621 --> 01:34:33,406 But they still have a list of its hobbies on the package. 2487 01:34:35,321 --> 01:34:38,716 My wife asked me to get eggs. This is insane. 2488 01:34:38,760 --> 01:34:41,806 I did the milk earlier and I blacked out. 2489 01:34:41,850 --> 01:34:43,547 I can't do eggs too. 2490 01:34:43,590 --> 01:34:46,985 I learned that horses lay down to sleep. 2491 01:34:47,029 --> 01:34:48,378 - [AUDIENCE LAUGHING] - I did not know that. 2492 01:34:48,421 --> 01:34:49,379 - [CINNAMON NEIGHING] - [BOTH EXCLAIMING] 2493 01:34:49,422 --> 01:34:50,902 - It's alive! - Whoa, whoa! 2494 01:34:50,946 --> 01:34:52,295 NATE: Like, man, I bet you don't think 2495 01:34:52,338 --> 01:34:53,688 about that when you buy a horse. 2496 01:34:53,731 --> 01:34:56,081 That's a huge thing dying in your yard. 2497 01:34:56,125 --> 01:34:59,389 You can't just scoot it off into the woods with your foot. 2498 01:34:59,432 --> 01:35:00,520 Hey! Stop! 2499 01:35:00,564 --> 01:35:02,218 [BOTH EXCLAIMING] 2500 01:35:02,261 --> 01:35:04,002 Pst, pst, pst. Hey-yah! 2501 01:35:04,960 --> 01:35:06,135 I get in front and I was like, 2502 01:35:06,178 --> 01:35:07,963 "Uh, I'll take an iced coffee with cream." 2503 01:35:08,006 --> 01:35:09,660 She goes, "With cream?" And I go, "With cream." 2504 01:35:09,704 --> 01:35:11,183 She said it one more time. She said, 2505 01:35:11,227 --> 01:35:12,315 "So iced coffee with cream?" 2506 01:35:12,358 --> 01:35:14,056 And at that point, I should have said, 2507 01:35:14,099 --> 01:35:15,927 - "What's going on right now?" - [AUDIENCE LAUGHING] 2508 01:35:15,971 --> 01:35:17,189 Before I could get it, 2509 01:35:17,233 --> 01:35:19,191 she's walked back with a can of whipped cream. 2510 01:35:19,235 --> 01:35:20,453 And I look down 2511 01:35:20,497 --> 01:35:22,194 and she starts spraying the whipped cream 2512 01:35:22,238 --> 01:35:23,674 on top of my iced coffee. 2513 01:35:23,718 --> 01:35:26,242 I'm like, "That's what you thought I said over there?" 2514 01:35:26,285 --> 01:35:27,547 "You don't think I would have said, 2515 01:35:27,591 --> 01:35:28,810 "'Iced coffee with whipped cream'? 2516 01:35:28,853 --> 01:35:31,247 "You think I'm just some nutjob?" 2517 01:35:34,163 --> 01:35:35,817 You said you were gonna give me more. 2518 01:35:35,860 --> 01:35:36,861 MAN: You'll get it, you'll get it. 2519 01:35:36,905 --> 01:35:38,080 [ALL LAUGHING] 2520 01:35:38,123 --> 01:35:39,516 [ALL SLURPING] 2521 01:35:39,559 --> 01:35:42,301 We were the breadwinners. 2522 01:35:42,345 --> 01:35:43,999 - MAN: Cut. - [ALL LAUGHING] 2523 01:35:44,042 --> 01:35:46,262 All right, thank you guys so much for coming out to this. 2524 01:35:48,351 --> 01:35:49,961 - It means the absolute world. - [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 2525 01:35:50,005 --> 01:35:51,746 I mean, one of the best crowds I've ever been in front of. 2526 01:35:51,789 --> 01:35:53,225 Thank... I can't thank you enough. 2527 01:35:55,619 --> 01:35:58,187 - There's my guy! - Whoo! 2528 01:35:58,230 --> 01:36:01,103 I can't thank you enough. You were unbelievable. 2529 01:36:01,146 --> 01:36:03,322 - Thank you so much! - [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 2530 01:36:18,903 --> 01:36:20,862 [MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING] 2531 01:38:15,019 --> 01:38:16,978 [AMUSING MUSIC PLAYING] 2532 01:39:12,163 --> 01:39:13,077 [MUSIC ENDS]