1 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:20,831 -We're very sorry for your loss. -Thank you. 2 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:22,833 Well, let me start, please. 3 00:01:23,667 --> 00:01:26,795 Floyd Smernitch held a life insurance policy we've discovered. 4 00:01:28,170 --> 00:01:31,508 And it pays out to you, 1,100,000. 5 00:01:32,634 --> 00:01:35,345 -Can you speak up, please? -I'm sorry? 6 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:38,307 Can you speak up? No one can hear you. 7 00:01:42,352 --> 00:01:44,854 -There was a policy. -Okay. 8 00:01:46,565 --> 00:01:49,276 -Payable to you. -Okay. 9 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:54,823 And... you had stated previously, you stated to Detective Plumb 10 00:01:54,906 --> 00:01:57,783 that you knew nothing about this policy. 11 00:01:57,868 --> 00:02:03,290 I knew of no such policy. No. No way, Jose. I mean... 12 00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:07,336 we had to prioritize our expenses, 13 00:02:07,419 --> 00:02:10,881 and a life insurance plan would not have been a priority for us 14 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:13,675 at that time. No way, Jose. 15 00:02:13,759 --> 00:02:17,971 So, the fact that, indeed, Floyd Smernitch's life was insured, 16 00:02:18,055 --> 00:02:21,391 as the state learned this morning, that's been a surprise to you? 17 00:02:21,475 --> 00:02:24,728 Totally. I mean, I'm like, "Oh my God, what?" 18 00:02:25,437 --> 00:02:26,897 You know, like, "Oh, what?" 19 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:29,858 -Floyd Smernitch never discussed it? -No. 20 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:32,986 No, I would not have been on board with that. 21 00:02:33,070 --> 00:02:36,031 -No way, Jose. -"No way, Jose"? 22 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:39,993 Yeah, that was the thing that Floyd and I used to say to each other. 23 00:02:40,077 --> 00:02:42,245 Like a cute thing, you know? 24 00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:46,041 Like, he would say, "Can we get a new TV?" And I would say, "No way, Jose." 25 00:02:46,124 --> 00:02:49,586 You know? Or like, "Can we get that martial arts pay-per-view show?" 26 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:51,588 And I would say, "No way, Jose." 27 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:56,802 It was just like my cute way of saying that there was not gonna be a discussion 28 00:02:56,885 --> 00:02:59,805 because of our priorities, which were... 29 00:03:00,722 --> 00:03:05,894 mortgage, and school expenses, and household-ish expenses, 30 00:03:05,977 --> 00:03:09,856 and medications, and groceries, okay, and stuff. 31 00:03:09,940 --> 00:03:11,942 And then there wasn't really any money after that. 32 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:13,735 It's like I was trying to get us out of debt, 33 00:03:13,819 --> 00:03:18,365 but it was, like, fucking impossible. Come on, you know? I'm sorry. 34 00:03:18,907 --> 00:03:22,661 I'm sorry, it's effing impossible. I'm sorry if I used the wrong word there. 35 00:03:22,744 --> 00:03:27,082 Just that-- It's just effing hard to get out from under, you know? 36 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:33,004 It's like, you know, everybody has some... at first. 37 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:36,675 And you think, "Oh, well, I'll get a raise or a promotion, 38 00:03:36,758 --> 00:03:40,721 and we'll counterbalance it," you know, like a fresh start, of course. And... 39 00:03:41,972 --> 00:03:43,724 And then they just don't come. 40 00:03:43,807 --> 00:03:48,228 And so then you're left kind of trying to prioritize from then on, and it's... 41 00:03:49,353 --> 00:03:51,732 You just know that you're gonna have to say "no way, Jose" 42 00:03:51,815 --> 00:03:53,775 to a lot of things for the rest of your life. 43 00:03:53,859 --> 00:03:56,820 And a life insurance policy was one of those things for us. 44 00:03:56,903 --> 00:03:58,989 Do you have any secondary mailing addresses 45 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:01,867 besides your office, Mrs. Love-Smernitch? 46 00:04:01,950 --> 00:04:03,618 Can you speak up, too? 47 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:05,912 Wow. 48 00:04:10,292 --> 00:04:13,211 Do you have any secondary mailing addresses? 49 00:04:13,295 --> 00:04:15,756 I do not. Thank you. 50 00:04:17,339 --> 00:04:20,844 -Date of birth? -August 1st, 1979. 51 00:04:22,387 --> 00:04:26,141 -Place of birth. -Nerton, Missouri. Thank you. 52 00:04:26,975 --> 00:04:29,060 You ever been convicted of a crime? 53 00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:32,606 Okay, so, I don't have to answer that. 54 00:04:34,733 --> 00:04:37,277 There is a law that says that I don't have to answer that. 55 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:38,820 Thank you very much. 56 00:04:40,572 --> 00:04:42,741 Maybe you should know more about the laws. 57 00:04:43,492 --> 00:04:45,619 Well, which laws should we learn more about? 58 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:51,124 Missouri, J-H, 2-6-17, Compliance Y-4. 59 00:04:52,167 --> 00:04:54,461 -And that's the... -That's the one that I'm talking about. 60 00:04:54,544 --> 00:04:57,255 -The one that you should know. -Okay, let me get that. 61 00:04:57,339 --> 00:05:01,092 J-H, 2... 62 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:03,804 -6? -Yes. 63 00:05:04,846 --> 00:05:09,976 -17. Compliance. -Y-4. 64 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:11,728 Y... Okay, that's what I meant. 65 00:05:14,231 --> 00:05:15,440 Well, that was weird. 66 00:05:15,524 --> 00:05:16,983 -That was weird. -She was weird. 67 00:05:17,067 --> 00:05:19,069 -She was weird. -"Can you speak up?" 68 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:22,489 -Jeez, I mean, you could hear me fine. -I could totally hear you. 69 00:05:22,572 --> 00:05:24,324 -"Wow." -What? 70 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:25,826 "Wow!" 71 00:05:26,910 --> 00:05:29,871 -Lots of wows with that lady. -A lot of wows there. 72 00:05:30,705 --> 00:05:33,082 -Oh, that was weird. -It was weird. 73 00:05:34,626 --> 00:05:36,127 Compliance Y-4? 74 00:05:40,799 --> 00:05:43,218 -Here it is. -What's it say? 75 00:05:46,221 --> 00:05:48,723 "Citizens with sealed or expunged convictions 76 00:05:48,807 --> 00:05:51,393 are not compelled to acknowledge their cases." 77 00:05:51,476 --> 00:05:52,561 Fuck me. 78 00:05:54,896 --> 00:05:57,232 -She's got a sealed conviction. -Yeah. 79 00:06:03,113 --> 00:06:08,702 Swearing at surprising moments can help with conversation dominance. 80 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:13,248 Life Champions concluded. 81 00:06:14,457 --> 00:06:20,922 Congratulations, you are now equipped to make a comprehensive assessment 82 00:06:21,006 --> 00:06:24,217 of where the value is in your surroundings. 83 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:29,639 Go out and identify the dead weight in your life. 84 00:06:30,974 --> 00:06:33,226 Cut yourself free from it. 85 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:36,646 Protect yourself and thrive. 86 00:06:38,106 --> 00:06:44,654 Now, plan, execute, master the conditions of your life. 87 00:06:48,658 --> 00:06:51,828 If it was her, how did she get the bike? 88 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:57,082 I rolled it on a wipeout. I nailed the sprockets. 89 00:06:57,167 --> 00:06:59,753 Yeah, your sprockets are nailed. Were you okay? 90 00:06:59,836 --> 00:07:05,425 Yeah, I took it in the face. I... use my hands for my profession, 91 00:07:05,508 --> 00:07:07,385 so I couldn't break my fall with my hands, so I... 92 00:07:07,469 --> 00:07:10,889 Well, you need a new sprocket set. It's gonna be a couple weeks. 93 00:07:11,598 --> 00:07:13,016 What have you disclosed? 94 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:15,560 -To them? -Yes. 95 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:22,984 Various... about... Floyd's penis, 96 00:07:23,068 --> 00:07:25,695 and various... 97 00:07:30,575 --> 00:07:36,206 You know, weight placement sex events, and robot... 98 00:07:41,378 --> 00:07:42,379 Signing up... 99 00:07:44,881 --> 00:07:46,549 Going on sex sites, signing up for them. 100 00:07:51,888 --> 00:07:54,516 And why did you ask for me now? 101 00:07:54,599 --> 00:07:57,602 Because I don't want them to know anything further. 102 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:14,054 You know, before anything, it's okay. 103 00:09:15,346 --> 00:09:17,640 It's just intimacy's been missing for so long. 104 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:22,062 Things have been blue around our house for so long. 105 00:09:23,438 --> 00:09:26,316 You know, trying to get to Richard, and failing, mostly, 106 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:29,069 and with work, debts, and... 107 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:31,613 stuff. 108 00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:37,202 It just seemed so simple... to me that her being happy being with you. 109 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:41,372 Happy being with you sometimes. 110 00:09:42,790 --> 00:09:43,958 It was okay with me. 111 00:09:46,795 --> 00:09:48,004 I just... 112 00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:52,967 -I have one question. -Yeah? 113 00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:52,587 You know, lately, Clark, I've been... 114 00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:55,548 I've been kind of worried, like the last couple months, 115 00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:58,218 something funny will happen between you two, between you and Carol, 116 00:11:58,301 --> 00:11:59,302 like at the Quality Garden. 117 00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:02,764 Like a lamp will fall on you guys while you're fucking or something. 118 00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:06,142 Or a cool bird will fly into the room when you're having a quiet moment, 119 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,310 and you guys will be like, 120 00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:10,730 "Oh, my God, look, there's a bird's nest in the closet." 121 00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:12,273 "We never noticed." 122 00:12:12,357 --> 00:12:15,068 And then when we talk about it, I wouldn't really know it. 123 00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:17,403 And... 124 00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:21,866 you know, you could probably tell that I wasn't part of it. 125 00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:25,662 Because sex isn't... It isn't the sex. 126 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:30,124 What you really share is... just time alone from the world. 127 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,543 And, man, I don't have that. 128 00:12:33,044 --> 00:12:38,049 I kind of just wanna be there with you on the cool side of the curtains. 129 00:12:38,132 --> 00:12:39,884 It would just be once in a while. 130 00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:43,054 Just so I'm really part of it. 131 00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:46,474 I got the... 132 00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:50,770 the Old Friends discount... 133 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:54,065 at the Quality Garden. 134 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:58,903 I wanted to reciprocate for all the... for all that you've... 135 00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:01,990 all that you've done for me. 136 00:13:02,073 --> 00:13:05,702 I was in the Old Friends program, the frequent guest program. 137 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:08,496 -Welcome back. -Oh, thank you very much. 138 00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:13,334 Anyway, I was in the program when I worked for Pressmer Quill Supplies. 139 00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:16,629 Perhaps, does that ring a... 140 00:13:16,754 --> 00:13:20,300 -No. -I sold toner, printer cartridges. 141 00:13:20,842 --> 00:13:23,428 And I thought it might help me feel a little more included. 142 00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:25,096 Like, a little included. 143 00:13:25,179 --> 00:13:29,684 Well, I have been... frequently again. 144 00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:34,605 My wife has been at the Quality Garden frequently again. 145 00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:37,775 -Your family? -Yeah. 146 00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:41,487 Yeah, some of them, some of them. And a friend. 147 00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:45,116 And... maybe we could be retroactive. 148 00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:47,827 Old Friends. 149 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:50,788 Old Friends for new friends. 150 00:13:59,422 --> 00:14:01,382 This matter concerns the ongoing investigation 151 00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:02,633 of a murder case. 152 00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:05,636 We discovered a bank account that was used to pay 153 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:07,055 for multiple visits here. 154 00:14:07,138 --> 00:14:09,515 -This Quality Garden Suites? -Yes. 155 00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:13,561 There's a period of reimbursements, several in a series. 156 00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:15,730 Can you explain this? 157 00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:21,944 This would be a retroactive application of a frequent guest discount. 158 00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:25,448 That was an unusual request. 159 00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:29,577 So, yeah, I know what this is. I remember this. 160 00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:32,580 And this man made the request? 161 00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:36,501 No, that man. He made the request. 162 00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:39,670 He would come sometimes on some of those dates 163 00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:41,422 as a member of that party. 164 00:14:46,469 --> 00:14:48,429 He would come with this party? 165 00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:54,977 Yes. And go. They would come and go together sometimes. 166 00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:57,855 In a group of three? Together? 167 00:14:57,939 --> 00:15:01,359 They would come in a group of three, yes. As a... 168 00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:04,237 threesome, if you will. 169 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:06,948 Threesome. 170 00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:14,330 They all look alike. 171 00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:17,417 Christ. 172 00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:21,754 I'm Donoghue Homer. I'm working with Detective Plumb. 173 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,215 Wonder if I could have a word with her, please? 174 00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:28,469 -Yeah, she's told me a lot about you. -All good I hope, huh? 175 00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:33,599 Come on in. 176 00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:39,313 I never lived in the suburbs. I grew up in Chicago. 177 00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:43,651 I worked Chicago for 26 years, St. Louis for ten. 178 00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:47,321 And I thought this case was gonna be open and shut, 179 00:15:47,405 --> 00:15:50,533 'cause it's the suburbs, it's regular people, it's normal people. 180 00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:52,285 Forrest has a thing with the wife. 181 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,954 Husband gets in the way, husband winds up dead. 182 00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:00,209 Dark, but normal. 183 00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:04,589 But Forrest says he had a thing with the wife, okay, 184 00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:08,009 then he started to have a little feeling for the husband too, 185 00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:09,302 that he would never hurt Floyd. 186 00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:12,805 He's saying that he loved Floyd in some way. 187 00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:15,892 -That's not real normal. -I mean, no one's normal. 188 00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:18,853 It just looks like that from across the street. 189 00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:22,940 Modern Love said that. 190 00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:29,572 Where was the other bike that early morning? 191 00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:32,283 That's why I came here tonight, the other bike. 192 00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:33,659 What other bike? 193 00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:37,330 Forrest said it wasn't him at the pools on that peculiar bicycle. 194 00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:41,709 And it dawned on me, maybe he's telling the truth. 195 00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:45,630 -Because there were two. -He owned two of them. 196 00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:48,090 And we never asked where the other one was that morning. 197 00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:53,429 Wanna take a ride with me over to Forrest's? 198 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:58,893 Well, he... You know, there's something... that I want to... 199 00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:05,775 I'm kind of embarrassed. I kind of can't say it. 200 00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:10,112 -I wanna say it. -Scratch it on my back. 201 00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:12,156 Like in letters. 202 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:13,406 -Yeah. -On my back. 203 00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:14,492 -All right. -Yeah? 204 00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:15,617 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 205 00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:19,372 Okay, ready? 206 00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,169 -R. -Yeah. 207 00:17:26,628 --> 00:17:27,630 I? 208 00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:32,426 -M? -Yeah. 209 00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:34,470 Rim? 210 00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:40,226 Rim job. 211 00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:45,565 Hey, my man! 212 00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:47,775 Hey, my man! 213 00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:53,990 Hey, my man! 214 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,952 Hey, my man! Hey, my man! 215 00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:00,580 Hey, hey, hey! 216 00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:02,248 -He can't hear. -Is he blind? 217 00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:04,917 -Hey, my man! My man! -He can't hear anything. 218 00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:08,504 -Oh, no. -Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey. 219 00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:45,458 -What are they saying? -There's a dance at the hotel. 220 00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:47,627 What is Floyd saying? 221 00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:50,755 He's saying it's on the other side of the hotel. 222 00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:53,215 I think the kid said that his parents dropped him off 223 00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:54,508 in the wrong parking lot. 224 00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:57,219 -He almost walked into the pool. -Yeah. 225 00:18:57,803 --> 00:19:01,057 -Well, Floyd got him. -Yeah. 226 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:02,975 Wow. 227 00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:43,349 Nothing further. 228 00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:46,769 Why? 229 00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:50,731 Because... 230 00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:52,942 I... 231 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:55,403 I loved him. 232 00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:13,713 You loved Floyd Smernitch? 233 00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:17,133 Yes. And the rest would hurt him. 234 00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:20,761 The rest of what? 235 00:20:20,845 --> 00:20:23,097 The rest of the story. 236 00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:25,474 It would... 237 00:20:31,814 --> 00:20:34,567 So, your husband purchased two bicycles in the spring. 238 00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:36,944 -Yes. -Specialized. That way. 239 00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:40,281 -And he kept them here? -Yes. 240 00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:41,365 Both? 241 00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:43,701 Well, we have one. 242 00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:50,166 Where's the other one? 243 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:54,253 -Was it moved? -I haven't seen it here for a while. 244 00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:57,590 I mean, since the bicycle trip with Clark and Floyd. 245 00:20:57,673 --> 00:21:00,009 I think-- I actually think Clark said that it was damaged. 246 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:02,344 -Floyd damaged it. -So, it hasn't been here? 247 00:21:03,137 --> 00:21:06,724 No, it hasn't been here for a very long time. 248 00:21:08,142 --> 00:21:10,394 I really don't know where it is. 249 00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:15,024 -It's been out there all this time. -Yeah. 250 00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:18,194 That could be the bike from that night. 251 00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:23,115 The account that Clark Forrest used to pay Floyd Smernitch's life insurance. 252 00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:25,534 Yeah, Canadian Bank. His mom's account, yeah. 253 00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:29,622 I discovered a series of charges. You're going to think it's unusual. 254 00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:32,750 Well, unusual's becoming pretty usual around here, Detective, 255 00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:33,834 so tell me. 256 00:21:34,502 --> 00:21:38,756 -Floyd Smernitch knew about the affair. -Yeah. But the text, 257 00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:40,841 "You know, what you're doing with Carol is not right, bro." 258 00:21:40,925 --> 00:21:42,551 "I wanna meet and get it figured out, bro." 259 00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:49,016 No. Floyd knew about it. Throughout. 260 00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:52,019 -I think... -You think what? 261 00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:55,147 -I think Floyd liked to watch. -Watch what? 262 00:21:56,565 --> 00:21:58,275 Watch Clark fuck his wife. 263 00:22:01,612 --> 00:22:02,947 -Watch another man-- -Yes. 264 00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:08,118 What are you people doing out here? 265 00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:14,208 Make sure you play by the rules. 266 00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:18,128 Okay. A judge. 267 00:22:18,712 --> 00:22:21,090 -No. -No way. 268 00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:24,885 -Okay. Santa Claus? -Nope. 269 00:22:32,768 --> 00:22:35,980 This is the station. I should take this. Can you freeze my sand time? 270 00:22:36,063 --> 00:22:38,399 -How do we freeze it? -Just put it on its side. 271 00:22:41,777 --> 00:22:46,198 If Floyd knew about this affair, was watching this affair, 272 00:22:46,282 --> 00:22:47,741 then what the fuck is this? 273 00:23:02,464 --> 00:23:06,093 -Where should my legs be? -Outside Carol's. 274 00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:11,223 But you've been doing it, like, not where I told you. 275 00:23:11,307 --> 00:23:13,225 -Like, wrong. -Right. 276 00:23:13,309 --> 00:23:15,895 Like, your legs are on the inside? And you should try it. 277 00:23:15,978 --> 00:23:19,106 -It's a different experience. -Okay, cool. 278 00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:22,776 Just some constructive criticism. I hope that's okay. 279 00:23:22,860 --> 00:23:23,861 Yeah. 280 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:28,824 -Clark. -Yeah? 281 00:23:29,617 --> 00:23:31,327 I wanna talk about being... 282 00:23:32,536 --> 00:23:35,122 DTF with our own wives again. 283 00:23:36,373 --> 00:23:40,127 You know, being down with our own wives, just to get back to that. 284 00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:42,588 You know? Hey. 285 00:23:43,172 --> 00:23:45,341 -You know? Hey. -Yeah. 286 00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:48,677 I have problems getting, like... 287 00:23:50,346 --> 00:23:51,847 you know, full on. 288 00:23:54,725 --> 00:23:58,145 Yeah, you know, I was reading this thing. You know, they were saying that... 289 00:23:59,521 --> 00:24:01,941 sometimes boners, like... 290 00:24:03,484 --> 00:24:05,027 We-- You know how-- You know what-- 291 00:24:05,110 --> 00:24:08,822 You need readers when we're at the age that we are. 292 00:24:08,906 --> 00:24:12,701 You know? It's hard to make out the words. So, they're saying also, 293 00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:18,290 that you can't make out the stimulating sexual details, 294 00:24:19,083 --> 00:24:21,835 like nipples, or whatever, 295 00:24:21,919 --> 00:24:24,505 the same way that you can't make out the words. 296 00:24:24,588 --> 00:24:26,382 Like they're just-- They're harder to see, you know. 297 00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:27,549 You just can't see them as well, 298 00:24:27,633 --> 00:24:29,301 so you don't get the same reaction, you know. 299 00:24:29,385 --> 00:24:33,806 You don't-- You can't-- You don't have the same solid boner going. 300 00:24:33,889 --> 00:24:36,517 Even if she got her hands on the other bike, 301 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,727 how did she get her hands on the Amphezyne? 302 00:24:47,736 --> 00:24:54,410 There's this drug, Amphezyne, to go full on. 303 00:24:55,411 --> 00:24:59,206 -And my doctor can't... -What is it? 304 00:25:00,332 --> 00:25:02,876 It's something that helps you get full on, 305 00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:05,879 but I take massive pills for my curve, and... 306 00:25:06,463 --> 00:25:10,467 Viagra and heart medication, 307 00:25:10,968 --> 00:25:13,762 you can't combo these too much. 308 00:25:14,263 --> 00:25:18,225 It'll stop your heart in the wrong amounts. 309 00:25:18,308 --> 00:25:21,270 So... my doctor won't. 310 00:25:23,272 --> 00:25:24,815 What do you find beautiful? 311 00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:27,776 About? 312 00:25:28,736 --> 00:25:29,862 About Carol. 313 00:25:31,113 --> 00:25:35,743 Can I ask that? You get full on with Carol. 314 00:25:38,203 --> 00:25:39,204 Yeah. 315 00:25:41,331 --> 00:25:45,502 -What do you find beautiful? -Carol's got pretty hands. 316 00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:49,840 -Gotta get your robot pants off. -Up. 317 00:25:49,923 --> 00:25:51,383 She's got a nice voice. 318 00:25:51,467 --> 00:25:53,802 -Do you like that? -Yes. 319 00:25:55,262 --> 00:25:57,473 -How about now? -Also... 320 00:25:57,556 --> 00:26:01,101 -What are these muscles called? -Trapezius. 321 00:26:03,145 --> 00:26:07,066 -Carol's got great trapezius muscles. -Yeah, she does, from the back. 322 00:26:08,067 --> 00:26:09,818 I haven't thought about that... 323 00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:12,321 in a while. 324 00:26:13,322 --> 00:26:14,448 Hey, Clark. 325 00:26:16,158 --> 00:26:18,410 You wanna hear the rest of the story about my dick? 326 00:26:19,828 --> 00:26:20,829 The... 327 00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:25,167 Yeah, the full story with the whole... the curve deal, 328 00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:28,754 and the ordeal with that. The rest of the story. 329 00:26:28,837 --> 00:26:30,631 Yeah, if you feel like telling me... 330 00:26:30,714 --> 00:26:31,757 -Yes. -...the ordeal, yeah. 331 00:26:32,382 --> 00:26:35,385 There was a car event after the news interview. 332 00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:47,106 Floyd, do you consider yourself a hero? 333 00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:51,360 He-- I-- No, I don't think that's-- I don't think that's important. 334 00:26:51,443 --> 00:26:53,320 I think what's important... 335 00:26:53,987 --> 00:26:55,447 is that, like, that guy's nuts, right? 336 00:26:55,531 --> 00:26:57,407 You know, but he probably didn't start out that way. 337 00:26:57,491 --> 00:26:59,868 Like, he probably started out, like he had uncles and pets and stuff. 338 00:26:59,952 --> 00:27:01,662 He probably started out pretty normal. 339 00:27:01,745 --> 00:27:04,289 You know, his parents probably had to come to the heartbreaking realization 340 00:27:04,373 --> 00:27:06,041 that something was probably really wrong with him. 341 00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:09,169 Something they couldn't fix. But they never quit, you know? 342 00:27:09,253 --> 00:27:13,382 They never gave up. They're the heroes. That's-- They're the heroes, you know? 343 00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:18,011 That's-- No doubt about that. Yeah. All right. I gotta go. 344 00:27:18,095 --> 00:27:19,263 -Thank you. -Okay. 345 00:27:20,097 --> 00:27:21,849 We probably won't use any of that. 346 00:27:22,599 --> 00:27:25,894 -Oh, hey, when's this gonna air? -We don't know yet, and it might not. 347 00:27:26,895 --> 00:27:28,063 Asshole! 348 00:27:34,945 --> 00:27:37,614 -That smashed your dick? -No, it smashed my wrists. 349 00:27:38,115 --> 00:27:41,451 The dick smash happened after that, after the wrist casts. 350 00:28:00,762 --> 00:28:03,974 -That smashed your dick? -No, no. 351 00:28:20,532 --> 00:28:24,536 Now I'm back on my way to the interview, totally protected from the rain. 352 00:28:25,287 --> 00:28:29,166 I'm in a suit that I feel really good in, that Carol got for me, 353 00:28:29,249 --> 00:28:33,003 and I felt loved. Man, I was ready. 354 00:28:34,838 --> 00:28:37,257 And then my life changed forever. 355 00:28:53,190 --> 00:28:55,609 I never went into the Board of Trade that day. 356 00:28:56,109 --> 00:28:58,570 Now, practice the sentence you have created. 357 00:29:30,978 --> 00:29:31,979 What does that mean? 358 00:29:32,062 --> 00:29:36,066 It means, "Giving back is very important." And, "We're all part of a community." 359 00:29:37,317 --> 00:29:38,527 And what about this, 360 00:29:38,610 --> 00:29:40,529 -like, stretching gesture? -Oh, the-- "Very." 361 00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:41,989 Isn't that cool? 362 00:29:42,072 --> 00:29:44,866 No, because I can hear, so you can just say it. 363 00:29:46,034 --> 00:29:48,036 I just wanted to show you I was good at it. 364 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:52,416 -I just learned all that on the train. -You're part of a family, too. 365 00:29:52,916 --> 00:29:55,711 You know, you go to Chicago to get a job in financial trading, 366 00:29:55,794 --> 00:29:59,298 you come home with two broken arms and some dumbass plan, Floyd? 367 00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:02,509 How do you say that "every year you don't pay your taxes, 368 00:30:02,592 --> 00:30:03,927 you owe more money"? 369 00:30:05,679 --> 00:30:07,139 They could take our house. 370 00:30:09,099 --> 00:30:12,561 I did... You know, I don't-- I didn't learn that much, 371 00:30:12,644 --> 00:30:15,230 so I was just starting to learn it, because I... 372 00:30:17,190 --> 00:30:18,608 You know, for the first time, 373 00:30:19,401 --> 00:30:23,238 I realized what I wanted to do and be in this world. 374 00:30:24,114 --> 00:30:25,282 Unbelievable. 375 00:30:29,161 --> 00:30:31,246 So, what happened to your dick? 376 00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:34,541 That was... That was way after. 377 00:30:34,624 --> 00:30:37,377 Oh, damn. I gotta go, Clark. 378 00:30:38,003 --> 00:30:40,547 -Okay. -Can I ask you something? 379 00:30:40,630 --> 00:30:42,591 How often do you two... 380 00:30:44,009 --> 00:30:47,346 I mean, at home, is that cool? 381 00:30:48,764 --> 00:30:49,765 Me and Eimy? 382 00:30:52,934 --> 00:30:53,935 Not for like... 383 00:30:55,604 --> 00:31:01,318 like ten months. Maybe more than that, a little. 384 00:31:02,778 --> 00:31:06,865 Yeah. Same. Maybe more. 385 00:31:09,284 --> 00:31:13,038 I wanna be full-on on the cool side of the curtains with Carol. 386 00:31:13,121 --> 00:31:14,956 I wanna see those things that you... 387 00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:19,669 talked about, like her hands and stuff. 388 00:31:20,212 --> 00:31:24,841 -Then wear your readers, right? Big deal. -Yeah, maybe. 389 00:31:24,925 --> 00:31:26,551 Get the details? 390 00:31:26,635 --> 00:31:31,098 Okay, I'll wear my readers, but also Amphezyne. 391 00:31:31,181 --> 00:31:33,517 I think I can get back with that. 392 00:31:34,684 --> 00:31:36,770 You know, and get over this ump stuff. 393 00:31:37,396 --> 00:31:40,816 I can be with her the way she remembers when she remembers. 394 00:31:43,193 --> 00:31:46,696 -We had some fun times, you know? -Yeah. 395 00:31:52,619 --> 00:31:54,496 Will you get me this prescription? 396 00:31:55,163 --> 00:31:57,249 -What's it called? -Amphezyne. 397 00:31:58,792 --> 00:32:00,043 And it's dangerous? 398 00:32:00,836 --> 00:32:03,880 No. It's only dangerous in the wrong amounts. 399 00:32:04,423 --> 00:32:05,674 You'd be careful? 400 00:32:05,757 --> 00:32:08,593 Yeah, I'm only gonna take enough to get full on. 401 00:32:09,386 --> 00:32:11,471 -That's not a lot? -No. 402 00:32:12,264 --> 00:32:13,723 No, it's not a lot. 403 00:32:13,807 --> 00:32:16,268 Look, my doctor's just being overly cautious. 404 00:32:17,227 --> 00:32:19,396 You can get it... easily get a prescription 405 00:32:19,479 --> 00:32:20,522 from any doctor. 406 00:32:20,605 --> 00:32:22,023 They give it out for depression. 407 00:32:22,107 --> 00:32:24,651 I just can't get it 'cause I got a weird dick. 408 00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:44,129 -Hey, man. -Hey, bro. 409 00:32:47,090 --> 00:32:48,842 Yeah, I'll do it. 410 00:33:25,337 --> 00:33:26,379 Dude... 411 00:33:27,631 --> 00:33:30,091 you have life insurance now. 412 00:33:33,637 --> 00:33:35,889 Raymond? That's your middle name, huh? 413 00:33:36,431 --> 00:33:39,267 -Yeah, what's yours? -Raymond. 414 00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:41,520 -No way. -Way. 415 00:33:43,271 --> 00:33:44,564 Cosmic. 416 00:33:46,024 --> 00:33:47,025 Way. 417 00:33:48,902 --> 00:33:52,155 -We're still learning about each other. -Way. 418 00:34:08,255 --> 00:34:09,214 Hey, Clark... 419 00:34:10,674 --> 00:34:11,925 I can't hear my heart. 420 00:34:13,342 --> 00:34:14,344 It stopped. 421 00:34:15,303 --> 00:34:16,388 It's gone hush. 422 00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:36,968 Yeah. 423 00:35:40,847 --> 00:35:43,933 -Thanks for listening to all this. -Yeah, of course. 424 00:35:44,017 --> 00:35:45,226 -Yeah. -Hey. 425 00:35:47,354 --> 00:35:48,438 So... 426 00:35:52,233 --> 00:35:55,779 I think I'd like to have that back in my life, you know? 427 00:35:55,862 --> 00:35:56,863 I think there'd... 428 00:35:58,281 --> 00:36:00,075 be a lot of happiness... 429 00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:02,035 -Yeah. -...there, yeah. 430 00:36:03,119 --> 00:36:05,830 -I think I'd find it peaceful too. -Yeah. 431 00:36:06,456 --> 00:36:08,708 You think we could be like that... 432 00:36:09,918 --> 00:36:10,919 again? 433 00:36:13,463 --> 00:36:16,174 -I'll probably have to wear my readers. -You wanna wear your glasses? 434 00:36:16,257 --> 00:36:17,842 -Yeah. -Of course. 435 00:36:18,677 --> 00:36:22,055 Can we have a dream meeting at the Quality Garden Suites? 436 00:36:22,138 --> 00:36:23,556 -Yeah. -Yeah? 437 00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:24,683 I'd like that. 438 00:36:25,809 --> 00:36:26,810 Yeah. 439 00:36:28,645 --> 00:36:31,189 -What's your dream? -My dream is just to... 440 00:36:33,066 --> 00:36:34,859 just to be there with you... 441 00:36:36,111 --> 00:36:38,321 again, and... 442 00:36:40,365 --> 00:36:41,616 one more thing. 443 00:36:47,539 --> 00:36:48,540 Hey, Carol. 444 00:36:51,751 --> 00:36:52,752 Hey. 445 00:36:56,214 --> 00:36:59,008 -Why is Clark here? -It's complex. 446 00:37:03,138 --> 00:37:04,723 Okay, well, try me out. 447 00:37:11,730 --> 00:37:13,022 Can Clark watch? 448 00:37:31,916 --> 00:37:34,043 I remember. Yeah, we don't see those bikes, really. 449 00:37:34,127 --> 00:37:36,963 -It was repaired here? -Yeah, the sprockets were hammered. 450 00:37:37,046 --> 00:37:38,089 May I see it? 451 00:37:38,173 --> 00:37:40,383 -That recumbent bike you're talking about? -Yeah. 452 00:37:41,593 --> 00:37:42,802 It was picked up. 453 00:37:43,553 --> 00:37:45,722 -By whom? -A woman. 454 00:37:45,805 --> 00:37:47,724 We can't let the bike go until we have the full, 455 00:37:47,807 --> 00:37:49,726 -you know, payment. -Which is a lot. 456 00:37:49,809 --> 00:37:53,354 -Which is 210, which is a lot. -Yeah, that's what it is. 457 00:37:53,438 --> 00:37:55,064 -That's a lot. -Okay. 458 00:37:56,191 --> 00:38:00,069 You know, I looked up sprockets, and the ones I saw were 40 dollars, 459 00:38:00,153 --> 00:38:03,239 not 210, like on here. You ought to look up sprockets. 460 00:38:03,323 --> 00:38:05,617 I remember it pretty well. She was intense. 461 00:38:06,743 --> 00:38:09,621 How's your, like, husband? Or how's his face? 462 00:38:09,704 --> 00:38:11,581 He said he took it in the face when he wiped out. 463 00:38:11,664 --> 00:38:14,375 Yeah, well, that sounds like something that my husband would do. 464 00:38:14,959 --> 00:38:15,960 How's his face? 465 00:38:16,044 --> 00:38:18,379 It's fine. His face is fine. Did you say 210? 466 00:38:19,047 --> 00:38:21,591 -This is a lot. -Yeah, that's what it is. 467 00:38:21,674 --> 00:38:23,384 -That's a lot. -Okay. 468 00:38:25,553 --> 00:38:27,806 -It's a lot. -Okay. 469 00:38:31,976 --> 00:38:33,394 Well, can I get a receipt? 470 00:38:34,479 --> 00:38:35,647 Oh? 471 00:38:36,356 --> 00:38:37,357 Yeah. 472 00:38:41,903 --> 00:38:44,072 I thought we'd just talk about it, you know. 473 00:38:44,155 --> 00:38:45,406 Maybe Clark can be there... 474 00:38:46,533 --> 00:38:48,743 where I experience, you know, 475 00:38:48,827 --> 00:38:52,038 in the closet, where I experience-- It's just we talked about it. 476 00:38:52,121 --> 00:38:53,581 I was just hoping that maybe... 477 00:39:04,759 --> 00:39:06,845 Sharing this experience this summer has been-- 478 00:39:06,928 --> 00:39:09,722 It's not always been easy for me. And... 479 00:39:11,391 --> 00:39:16,062 I didn't always feel like Floyd. Sometimes, I felt like... 480 00:39:16,771 --> 00:39:19,732 -Like praying? -No, it's a sign. 481 00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:21,401 For "small." 482 00:39:22,569 --> 00:39:23,903 I feel small. 483 00:39:25,613 --> 00:39:27,365 I told myself that we were, all three of us, 484 00:39:27,448 --> 00:39:31,035 just sharing this experience this summer, but that's... 485 00:39:31,119 --> 00:39:37,959 I mean, we weren't all really sharing. You two were sharing. 486 00:39:39,627 --> 00:39:44,424 But if Clark can be there with you and me 487 00:39:45,133 --> 00:39:49,220 in the old ways, and I can be full on, 488 00:39:49,929 --> 00:39:52,181 and Clark can experience that, 489 00:39:52,682 --> 00:39:57,145 then it can be like we were all sharing an experience this summer, 490 00:39:57,228 --> 00:40:03,568 and I won't feel those closet feelings, and I can be full on. 491 00:40:04,110 --> 00:40:05,236 And with the... 492 00:40:06,321 --> 00:40:08,531 you know, Amphezyne and self-respect 493 00:40:08,615 --> 00:40:11,910 and, you know, I think it would be good for Clark too. 494 00:40:11,993 --> 00:40:14,537 -In what way? -In the way that, like, I worry that he-- 495 00:40:14,621 --> 00:40:17,790 I mean, do you ever worry, or do you feel bad 496 00:40:17,874 --> 00:40:20,043 that you're making me feel small or insignificant 497 00:40:20,126 --> 00:40:21,502 because you're sleeping with my wife? 498 00:40:25,298 --> 00:40:27,508 Yeah. Yes. I mean, I-- Yeah. 499 00:40:27,592 --> 00:40:30,178 It's a totally normal way to think about it. 500 00:40:30,261 --> 00:40:35,016 Yeah, so it'd be good for you too, for your self-esteem, you know? 501 00:40:35,099 --> 00:40:38,937 Because I don't want you to feel bad that you're making me feel small. 502 00:40:39,020 --> 00:40:40,855 This could be something that's just an experience 503 00:40:40,939 --> 00:40:44,484 that we all share, and then you could feel good about it. 504 00:40:45,652 --> 00:40:47,153 You're the sweetest guy. 505 00:40:48,529 --> 00:40:52,116 That's why I fell in love with you. There's no one anywhere like you. 506 00:41:02,627 --> 00:41:04,504 All right, can you guys not do that, please? 507 00:41:05,338 --> 00:41:06,297 What? 508 00:41:06,965 --> 00:41:09,634 It's just, with your hands, I can't understand what you're saying. 509 00:41:09,717 --> 00:41:12,428 -It's rude. -Sorry, sorry, sorry. Yeah. 510 00:41:15,723 --> 00:41:18,017 -What's Amphezyne? -For my guy. 511 00:41:18,101 --> 00:41:20,895 -For your guy, how? -For my guy. Get full on. 512 00:41:20,979 --> 00:41:23,856 But you take blood thinners for your curve, 513 00:41:23,940 --> 00:41:27,652 -so is that okay? -When the dose is... 514 00:41:29,779 --> 00:41:31,197 What if the dose is bigger? 515 00:41:35,827 --> 00:41:36,953 It would kill me. 516 00:41:42,542 --> 00:41:43,751 Do you want a lemonade? 517 00:41:45,253 --> 00:41:46,462 I do, sure. 518 00:42:16,284 --> 00:42:17,994 We didn't have any lemonade mix. 519 00:42:19,287 --> 00:42:20,496 So I thought I'd just... 520 00:42:21,330 --> 00:42:23,458 you know, squeeze some lemons and put some sugar in it. 521 00:42:24,167 --> 00:42:27,003 But then we didn't have... any lemons... 522 00:42:28,463 --> 00:42:29,505 or sugar. 523 00:42:38,431 --> 00:42:40,349 What is it you guys are looking for? 524 00:42:40,433 --> 00:42:44,062 The warrant is for the space of and the contents in the garage. 525 00:42:44,145 --> 00:42:45,938 So, please, open the door. 526 00:42:48,524 --> 00:42:50,777 Please open the door, Mrs. Smernitch. 527 00:42:51,444 --> 00:42:55,156 -Mrs. Love-Smernitch. -Open the door! Please. 528 00:43:20,139 --> 00:43:24,435 We know she had the second bike now, but is she capable of this? 529 00:43:24,519 --> 00:43:27,146 Is she capable of murdering her husband for money? 530 00:43:28,064 --> 00:43:31,609 The sealed conviction of hers, did you know that... 531 00:43:33,402 --> 00:43:36,906 if somebody fills out an application to a police department... 532 00:43:38,783 --> 00:43:42,495 that they are consenting to the disclosure of any criminal charge, 533 00:43:42,578 --> 00:43:46,958 expunged, sealed, whatever? Full background check. 534 00:43:54,549 --> 00:43:57,009 Like in Carol Love-Smernitch's case... 535 00:43:58,386 --> 00:44:02,431 her name simply on an application to a police department... 536 00:44:03,641 --> 00:44:06,561 they would send the contents of her earlier conviction 537 00:44:07,061 --> 00:44:08,479 to that department head. 538 00:44:12,984 --> 00:44:14,527 You learned this in Chicago? 539 00:44:17,905 --> 00:44:19,115 Yeah, I guess I did. 540 00:44:22,702 --> 00:44:25,037 Aren't you Head of Special Crimes in Twyla? 541 00:44:29,208 --> 00:44:30,209 Yes. 542 00:44:32,420 --> 00:44:33,504 Then you could do that. 543 00:44:34,547 --> 00:44:35,548 Just like that. 544 00:44:40,595 --> 00:44:41,929 Maybe give it some thought.