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There comes a time in every
man's life when he asks himself...
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{\an8}"Am I living the life I should be?"
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"Or am I capable of something greater?"
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"Is there a change that I can make
in my life right now
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to become the best version of myself?
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Who do I wanna be?"
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What is the life that I wanna have?
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What is the face
that I wanna present to the world?
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These are the kinds of questions
that keep you up at night.
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And when you're behind the wheel of
a high-performance automobile like this,
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no one asks those questions.
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They know you are that guy.
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You have that life.
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Maybe
I should look for something less cool.
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Can I be honest?
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That's your ex talking.
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We gotta get your confidence back.
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If there's one thing I've learned,
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it is never too late to become
the man that you've always wanted to be.
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Dan! I don't know how you do it.
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Guy looks like he just
got himself a Lambo.
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Hey, one man's lemon
is another man's lemonade.
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He just needed a squeeze.
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Well, it's earned you
Salesman of the Month again.
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Nice!
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Hey, Deb. Can you take a photo
of Dan for the website, please?
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You know what? I actually--
I'm sorry, I gotta get home.
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- It's my anniversary.
- Oh, come on, Dan. You do this every time.
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Give it to Hal.
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What's up, losers?
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Hal, how many times have I told
you about driving on the lot like that?
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Cars are like chicks, Jorge.
They wanna go fast.
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Your fly's open.
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Dan-- Come on.
Don't make me give it to this guy.
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Oh, come on. I mean,
he's just got his teeth done.
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Go get 'em, Hal.
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...road ...home...
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Hey, Dan.
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Hi, Mrs. Overmeyer.
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Hey, Daniel.
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...Buffalo
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- Hey, Beau.
- Hey!
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{\an8}I told you already, Nina.
Stanford is restrictive early action.
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If you apply to Iowa now,
you could mess it all up.
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I know what I'm doing.
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Do you? It certainly
doesn't look like it from here.
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- Happy anniversary!
- Aw, baby.
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- You remembered.
- Hey. You thought I forgot.
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Can you please tell Nina that we're not
paying for her to follow Trevor to Iowa?
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Don't say his name like that.
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- Like what?
- Come on.
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Max! Crushing the peas.
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That's a good boy.
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Hey, buddy.
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How was your day?
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You got any plans this weekend?
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Come on.
We'll go in the yard, throw a few pitches,
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see if you got
any gas left in this cannon.
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Come on, bud.
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Where you going?
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- Samir's.
- Again?
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You made me quit gaming
so I'd make friends.
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I made you quit gaming
because blowing people's heads off 24-7
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isn't exactly healthy.
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You know, you're meant to be
babysitting tonight. It's our anniversary.
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What? Why can't she?
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- What, because I'm a woman?
- That is not what I'm saying.
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- That's what you're saying to me.
- It's not.
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- What is wrong with you?
- Are you kidding?
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- Is this Trevor? Who's talking now?
- Really?
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Do you have a life
other than just freaking pissing me off?
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- Is it Nina or Trevor?
- I'm serious--
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All right. Come on. Stop it, okay? Please.
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Look, Nina.
Can you cover for your brother tonight?
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It might be good for him
to finally get out of the house,
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and you can work on your application.
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Fine.
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- You're welcome.
- Thank you.
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Look, can you just--
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Can you talk to Mom
and ask her to, like, lay off of me?
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Because I'm a grown woman.
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I heard that, Nina.
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I'll talk to her. But seriously, Beans--
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- No, don't call me that.
- No.
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What happened to journalism at Stanford?
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- Wasn't that the dream?
- Journalism is dead, Dad.
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Yeah, right.
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- Is that something that Trevor said, or--
- Yeah, really.
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- He shouldn't say that.
- Really? Yes.
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He shouldn't be putting ideas
in your head.
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- I'm brainwashed.
- My God. Honey,
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I am so glad it's not just me.
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Oh, my gosh.
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- All right, Maxie.
- Okay.
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I'm gonna put him to bed.
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And then?
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- Are we still doing this?
- Oh, we're doing it.
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Awesome.
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Hey, Samir.
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Sup, y'all?
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{\an8}Kyllboi's back, baby.
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{\an8}All right. Here we go.
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Come on. Let me show you how it's done.
Watch this.
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Give me the last one, guys.
Come on. Come on.
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Boom!
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Yes!
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- Oh, man. Kyllboi's awesome.
- Kyllboi's sick.
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We're actually gonna go as a group,
so you can go ahead.
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Oh, yeah.
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{\an8}- Eighteen years. Can you believe it?
- It's nuts we keep coming back here
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{\an8}every year for Twisted Cyclone.
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{\an8}What? No. I meant 18 years married.
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{\an8}And I thought you loved this tradition.
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{\an8}- I do!
- Are you sure?
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{\an8}I did.
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I just-- I don't know,
you're such a creature of habit.
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I love that about you.
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You know, we make tacos on Wednesdays--
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- Well, Tuesday, everybody's doing it.
- And we have sex on Thursdays.
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If we can get the kids out of the house.
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- I know.
- We gotta get them out more...
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{\an8}- I know. No one makes a better...
- ...if we want more time.
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{\an8}...weekly planner than you do,
but I don't know.
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{\an8}Maybe I just wanna be
a little bit more spontaneous and travel,
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or-- I kind of feel like
we don't really go anywhere.
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Well, I mean-- Well, we got the kids,
and they got school,
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they got routines and friends--
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- What friends?
- And just all that type of stuff.
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Kyle has one friend which,
by the way, he never even invites over.
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Yeah, but he's a human with a pulse.
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- I'll take it.
- God.
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- Nina's the one I'm worried about.
- I know.
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She's so anti-establishment.
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- She's anti the system. She's anti--
- Anti me.
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Oh, come on. You know it's true.
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- I'm sorry.
- No.
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Now's not the time.
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You're right.
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Now is the time to nut up and get ready
for the near-death adrenaline rush
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of Buffalo's 1998 winner
of the fourth-finest roller coaster.
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- I know. It's good.
- Do you think you can handle it?
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Do you think I can still handle it?
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Baby!
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- You're so crazy!
- You know I love you!
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- I love you!
- Yeah!
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I promise,
next year, we'll go somewhere else.
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- No. We'll always have Twisted Cyclone.
- No, look. I don't need to come back here
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to remember that this is where
I fell in love with you
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on our very first date,
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holding your hair back while you barfed.
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I still can't believe
you wanted to kiss me.
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I'll always wanna kiss you.
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Yeah.
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Hey.
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That picture you just took,
it was kind of a private moment.
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- You mind deleting it?
- Yeah, I do.
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Hey, come on, man. Don't.
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Don't do that.
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Hey, come on. Take it down.
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Take it down.
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Make me.
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Hey, Dan. Leave it. Let's--
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Yeah. Listen to your lady, Dan.
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Is there a tough guy in there, Dan?
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Are you a tough guy?
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Hey, tell me.
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How'd a loser like him
get a girl as fine as you...
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probably were?
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- Bye, Dan.
- Bye, Dan.
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I didn't want you to fight him.
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If I wanted to marry a brawler,
I would've.
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I know you don't like violence.
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It's not like I care what he said.
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What are you doing up?
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You want me to do the thing, huh?
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Wait. Go.
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Wipey, wipey.
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New record!
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- Oh, shit.
- Hey.
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Anniversary sex.
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I'm awake.
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I'm totally awake.
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I'm so sorry tonight was a bust.
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- I'm gonna make it up to you, I promise.
- Oh, it's okay.
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It's okay.
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You know what?
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I should have kicked that guy's ass
for what he said to you.
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Oh, God.
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You totally could've taken him, honey.
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Oh, babe.
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Sorry. I shouldn't have laughed.
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Can we do this on Thursday?
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I'm so tired.
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Yeah, sure.
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I love you.
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I love you too.
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Remember to block your faces.
You don't wanna lose them.
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Husband or boyfriend?
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Teenage daughter.
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I'm sorry.
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Okay, guys. Partner up.
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- You?
- Okay.
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Cool.
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All right.
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I'm so bad at this. I usually take barre,
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but I couldn't find one in Buffalo.
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No, you're doing great.
Just keep your fists up.
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- Where's home?
- Nowhere, everywhere.
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- I'm in the travel business.
- Sounds so nice.
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Are you here for work?
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No, I'm here to see my ex.
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Now swap.
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Sorry, TMI.
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Don't worry about it. Just take it out
on the bag. That's what I do.
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- How old is your daughter?
- Seventeen.
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Oh, my God.
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I am so sorry
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about that again. How's it feeling?
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It's--
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No, it's fine. It's a story.
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I got beat up
by a physical therapist at the gym.
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God.
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You have a mean right hook, by the way.
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Thanks.
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Gosh.
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Okay. So, where were we?
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Three kids...
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Three kids. Yeah.
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Yeah. Just when I thought I was sending
one off to college, along came Max.
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Adorable...
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What?
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I don't know. Sometimes I guess
I just feel like I'm a little...
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I don't know, trapped?
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I know that sounds so awful.
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It's just that, Dan, my husband,
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I mean, he's an amazing dad, you know?
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I guess he's just so content being here.
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In Buffalo?
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Oh, my God. I'm sorry.
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- I didn't mean to...
- No.
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- ...say it like that.
- That's true.
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I mean, when we met, I wanted to travel.
I wanted to see the world.
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But Dan's--
He's just a total homebody, you know?
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He's so focused on the family, and I do,
I love that about him. He's amazing.
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I just wish our lives were...
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bigger, you know? Just...
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I get it.
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I'm sorry. Talk about TMI.
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No, I've got to catch a flight, as always.
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{\an8}But, listen. If you ever do
convince your husband to travel,
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{\an8}I promise you, I'm better at my job
than I am at kickboxing.
252
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- Thank you.
- Thank you.
253
00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:58,630
Great news.
254
00:13:58,630 --> 00:14:01,175
- Today is Half-Price Wednesday...
- You're about to go to size 4S,huh?
255
00:14:01,175 --> 00:14:03,302
Are you so big now, huh? How big is Maxie?
256
00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:06,889
So big.
257
00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:08,348
Look at the big muscles.
258
00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:13,061
Okay, hold on.
259
00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:17,024
We're gonna get this for Mama.
And that. And that.
260
00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:19,276
You wanna get ice cream?
261
00:14:19,818 --> 00:14:21,570
Yeah, I'm gonna get you ice cream.
262
00:14:25,157 --> 00:14:26,283
Yeah?
263
00:14:29,328 --> 00:14:30,954
Yeah. There it is.
264
00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:32,039
You want this one?
265
00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:33,624
I'll get you french fries.
266
00:14:42,007 --> 00:14:42,966
Oh, shit.
267
00:14:45,761 --> 00:14:47,429
I'm so sorry about this, pal.
268
00:14:49,515 --> 00:14:50,641
Really?
269
00:14:55,521 --> 00:14:56,647
Hey, asshole.
270
00:14:56,647 --> 00:14:58,524
At least let me put my kid down.
271
00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:11,370
Oh, shit.
272
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,209
- Daniel.
- I'm so sorry, Mrs. Overmeyer.
273
00:15:17,209 --> 00:15:18,335
Uh-oh.
274
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,296
Oh, my God!
275
00:15:21,296 --> 00:15:22,297
Hey!
276
00:15:37,062 --> 00:15:38,939
I told you to let me put my kid down!
277
00:15:49,867 --> 00:15:51,159
I got 'em.
278
00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:53,620
Cleaning team to aisle three, please.
279
00:15:56,498 --> 00:15:57,499
Sorry about the mess.
280
00:15:57,499 --> 00:15:59,918
Thank you for shopping
at Fresh, Fresh, Fresh.
281
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:11,805
Hold on.
282
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:17,895
Hey, Beau.
283
00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:21,565
- Hey, Dan.
- Have a good one.
284
00:16:22,316 --> 00:16:23,483
All right.
285
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:43,795
Shit. The passports are out of date.
286
00:16:52,596 --> 00:16:54,681
From here on in,
Daddy's paying in cash, Maxie.
287
00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:57,809
Hello?
288
00:16:57,809 --> 00:16:59,686
Hey, don't hang up.
289
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,772
How are you still alive?
290
00:17:01,772 --> 00:17:03,482
Yeah, it's nice to hear your voice too.
291
00:17:03,982 --> 00:17:07,069
Look, I need new identities.
I'm burned. Full packets.
292
00:17:07,986 --> 00:17:09,780
Me, my wife, and three kids.
293
00:17:09,780 --> 00:17:11,906
Three? How did that happen?
294
00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:14,076
Do I really need to explain the birds
and the bees right now, Augie,
295
00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:15,327
or can we talk business?
296
00:17:16,453 --> 00:17:17,746
Oh, God.
297
00:17:17,746 --> 00:17:19,498
You've got some nerve calling me.
298
00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:22,667
McCaffrey scorched the earth
looking for you.
299
00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:24,419
Yep. Looks like he's found me.
300
00:17:24,419 --> 00:17:25,671
- How?
- I don't know.
301
00:17:25,671 --> 00:17:27,047
Social media, I guess.
302
00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:28,214
You idiot.
303
00:17:29,550 --> 00:17:31,468
I had to leave my life behind.
304
00:17:31,468 --> 00:17:36,014
Now I'm stuck in Tempe, Arizona, making
fake IDs for entitled college pricks.
305
00:17:37,015 --> 00:17:40,227
- Should I go?
- Oh, no. You can stay.
306
00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:43,105
But given you're trying to look
like you're not in college,
307
00:17:43,105 --> 00:17:44,398
maybe try losing the hoodie?
308
00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:47,776
Look, I'll pay you
a half a million in cash.
309
00:17:48,443 --> 00:17:50,571
And you get Doris a condo
in one of those retirement places.
310
00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:53,740
You know, the ones with the golf carts,
the wine and cheese happy hour,
311
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:54,950
mah-jongg at six o'clock?
312
00:17:54,950 --> 00:17:56,410
Leave my mom out of this.
313
00:17:56,410 --> 00:17:58,704
- She'll love it.
- I can sell you out for twice that.
314
00:17:58,704 --> 00:18:00,372
Well, you haven't in 18 years.
315
00:18:00,873 --> 00:18:02,875
Meet me in Vegas in three days.
316
00:18:05,961 --> 00:18:07,796
I'll give you a time and a place
once I'm on the road.
317
00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:09,464
Vegas? Why Vegas?
318
00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:12,426
I can't tell my wife I'm taking her
on vacation to Tempe, Arizona.
319
00:18:12,426 --> 00:18:13,343
Vegas, I can sell.
320
00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:15,596
You haven't told them? Are you mental?
321
00:18:15,596 --> 00:18:17,806
What, do you think it's that easy?
What am I meant to do?
322
00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:19,933
Sit them down and tell them
the whole story over French toast?
323
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:22,519
Oh, hey, kids. You know what?
Pass the maple syrup. By the way,
324
00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:24,563
your dad was a government assassin.
325
00:18:24,563 --> 00:18:27,065
I'll tell them when I'm on the road
and safe. Three days, Augie.
326
00:18:32,863 --> 00:18:33,989
{\an8}Chess club.
327
00:18:40,579 --> 00:18:41,580
All right, come on.
328
00:18:52,216 --> 00:18:53,717
Where's Nina?
329
00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:56,887
Nina's not the editor anymore. She quit.
330
00:18:56,887 --> 00:18:58,305
What? When?
331
00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:00,057
Three months ago.
332
00:19:00,057 --> 00:19:01,600
So, where is she now?
333
00:19:02,518 --> 00:19:03,727
I don't know.
334
00:19:03,727 --> 00:19:04,895
All right, look.
335
00:19:04,895 --> 00:19:07,022
I'll give you 50 bucks
for your best guess of where Nina is.
336
00:19:07,022 --> 00:19:09,566
I'm a journalist. I don't give people up.
337
00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:10,901
100.
338
00:19:10,901 --> 00:19:12,277
Try under the bleachers.
339
00:19:12,277 --> 00:19:13,737
That's what I thought.
340
00:19:20,452 --> 00:19:24,164
I wrote my college essay on how
universities propagate systemic racism,
341
00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:25,374
and my mom shot it down.
342
00:19:25,374 --> 00:19:26,542
I was like, "Hello,
343
00:19:26,542 --> 00:19:27,751
that's how change happens."
344
00:19:27,751 --> 00:19:29,795
And she goes, "No, that's how
community college happens."
345
00:19:30,379 --> 00:19:31,463
Nina.
346
00:19:32,297 --> 00:19:33,799
Dad, what are you doing here?
347
00:19:33,799 --> 00:19:35,968
This is a safe space.
He can't just come in here.
348
00:19:35,968 --> 00:19:37,052
Your dad's hot.
349
00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:39,763
Okay, Kelly. That's gross.
350
00:19:39,763 --> 00:19:41,265
You're meant to be
in an editorial meeting.
351
00:19:41,265 --> 00:19:43,267
Yeah, I am. I was.
352
00:19:43,267 --> 00:19:45,227
- I--
- You quit three months ago.
353
00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:47,479
How could you do that?
You worked so hard to become editor.
354
00:19:47,479 --> 00:19:49,731
- You don't even read my stuff.
- Of course I do.
355
00:19:49,731 --> 00:19:51,149
- I always do.
- Yeah. Bullshit.
356
00:19:51,149 --> 00:19:53,235
You know what? I don't have time for this.
Where's the chess club?
357
00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:55,320
- We need to find your brother.
- Can't you tell me what's going on?
358
00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:57,322
Nothing. I have a surprise
for the family, okay?
359
00:19:57,322 --> 00:19:59,950
- What's the surprise?
- Where is the chess club?
360
00:19:59,950 --> 00:20:02,327
It's in the math building.
361
00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:03,620
Thank you, Kelly.
362
00:20:05,122 --> 00:20:07,040
- Dad, wait.
- What now?
363
00:20:08,125 --> 00:20:09,334
He's not there.
364
00:20:17,426 --> 00:20:18,594
Stay in the car.
365
00:20:18,594 --> 00:20:20,596
Oh, no. Forget it. I am not missing this.
366
00:20:20,596 --> 00:20:22,514
- Missing what?
- Nothing.
367
00:20:23,724 --> 00:20:24,933
Go, go, go, go, go.
368
00:20:28,353 --> 00:20:30,105
- Shit.
- Are you Samir?
369
00:20:30,105 --> 00:20:31,940
- Yeah.
- I'm Kyle's dad. Is he here?
370
00:20:38,822 --> 00:20:40,240
What happened to chess club?
371
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,034
It was canceled today.
372
00:20:42,034 --> 00:20:44,578
- Right, Samir?
- You don't pay me to lie.
373
00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:46,955
- You pay him?
- No, I--
374
00:20:49,208 --> 00:20:50,584
You don't need to-- It's--
375
00:20:55,088 --> 00:20:56,256
- I can explain.
- Get in the car.
376
00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:58,550
- I--
- Get in the car.
377
00:20:59,134 --> 00:20:59,968
Let's go now.
378
00:21:02,888 --> 00:21:03,764
Traitor.
379
00:21:13,607 --> 00:21:16,193
- So, what's the big surprise?
- We're going on a trip.
380
00:21:16,193 --> 00:21:18,070
I actually have plans this weekend, so I--
381
00:21:18,070 --> 00:21:19,363
You're very grounded, both of you.
382
00:21:29,540 --> 00:21:31,041
Look, we're going up there
to get your mom.
383
00:21:31,041 --> 00:21:33,335
You two are gonna show her
nothing but excitement for this trip,
384
00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:35,087
or I'm gonna tell her
that you've been lying to us,
385
00:21:35,087 --> 00:21:36,713
and you know how that's gonna go down.
386
00:21:37,339 --> 00:21:38,632
Where are we even going?
387
00:21:38,632 --> 00:21:39,716
Vegas?
388
00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:42,761
- We're going to Las Vegas today?
- Well, you said you wanted...
389
00:21:42,761 --> 00:21:44,096
- Now?
- ...to be more spontaneous.
390
00:21:44,096 --> 00:21:46,098
I heard you. And Jorge said
I could take a few days off.
391
00:21:46,098 --> 00:21:47,891
Is Jorge the one that does...
392
00:21:47,891 --> 00:21:50,936
- ...hydromassages on Tuesdays?
- No, Mrs. Kessler. Jorge is Dan's boss.
393
00:21:50,936 --> 00:21:54,815
- Is Dan giving me a hydromassage?
- No, Mrs. Kessler.
394
00:21:54,815 --> 00:21:56,066
There's no massages today.
395
00:21:56,066 --> 00:21:58,193
No. The kids have a long weekend,
and they're pumped. Right, guys?
396
00:21:58,193 --> 00:22:00,654
Guys, tell your mom
how pumped you are for this trip.
397
00:22:01,530 --> 00:22:03,532
- Yes!
- So pumped.
398
00:22:04,032 --> 00:22:06,451
Dan, we can't just up and go to Vegas.
399
00:22:06,451 --> 00:22:08,328
I mean-- And why Vegas?
400
00:22:08,328 --> 00:22:12,249
I know it's not Europe,
but there's a Venice and an Eiffel Tower.
401
00:22:12,249 --> 00:22:14,835
You know what? I bet you
we can get last-minute Adele tickets.
402
00:22:14,835 --> 00:22:16,545
- You love Adele.
- You love Adele.
403
00:22:16,545 --> 00:22:18,297
Of course I love Adele.
Who doesn't love Adele?
404
00:22:18,297 --> 00:22:20,174
- I love Adele.
- Everybody loves Adele.
405
00:22:20,174 --> 00:22:22,009
She's got the voice of a freaking angel.
406
00:22:22,009 --> 00:22:24,469
Come on, Jess. What is holding us back?
407
00:22:24,469 --> 00:22:27,639
Who are you? I mean,
I don't even recognize you.
408
00:22:27,639 --> 00:22:29,808
Well, you're gonna love him.
He's crazy in bed.
409
00:22:31,268 --> 00:22:32,811
Are you sure it's not Tuesday?
410
00:22:32,811 --> 00:22:35,814
You deserve a break. And I think this
could be really good for us as a family.
411
00:22:35,814 --> 00:22:37,566
And we're driving there?
412
00:22:37,566 --> 00:22:39,526
Well, nothing brings
a family together like a road trip.
413
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:43,447
But we gotta go now.
Before the traffic gets bad.
414
00:22:43,447 --> 00:22:46,074
And Mrs. Kessler, I'm so sorry.
You keep working on those deltoids, okay?
415
00:22:46,074 --> 00:22:48,035
- Thanks, Jorge.
- What about our stuff?
416
00:22:48,035 --> 00:22:50,412
- I mean, I need to pack, the baby. It's--
- Oh, no.
417
00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:52,539
I got all the basics packed already.
Yeah. When we get there,
418
00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:55,125
we're gonna use the money that we
saved on flights to go all Pretty Woman
419
00:22:55,125 --> 00:22:56,543
in those fancy hotel boutiques...
420
00:22:56,543 --> 00:22:58,337
- ...that smell like leather and patchouli.
- Stop.
421
00:22:58,337 --> 00:23:00,672
And guess who's got no budget?
You get whatever you want.
422
00:23:02,257 --> 00:23:05,010
Okay. This is totally crazy.
423
00:23:05,010 --> 00:23:06,595
- Dan, this is crazy.
- I know. It's crazy.
424
00:23:06,595 --> 00:23:07,888
- Oh, my God.
- We're gonna get crazy.
425
00:23:07,888 --> 00:23:09,431
We're going to Vegas!
426
00:23:10,599 --> 00:23:11,808
Do we have snacks?
427
00:23:11,808 --> 00:23:13,185
Let's just get out there on the road,
428
00:23:13,185 --> 00:23:14,853
and then we can make a stop and--
429
00:23:19,816 --> 00:23:22,903
I think I'm gonna take a shortcut.
Save us a little bit of time.
430
00:23:22,903 --> 00:23:24,321
What?
431
00:23:29,451 --> 00:23:30,494
Go, go, go!
432
00:23:31,495 --> 00:23:33,830
- Shit.
- It's a shortcut. You never take Elmwood?
433
00:23:33,830 --> 00:23:34,748
Shit.
434
00:23:43,465 --> 00:23:44,675
All right. We're off.
435
00:23:51,849 --> 00:23:53,100
Hey, Maxie.
436
00:23:53,684 --> 00:23:54,935
- First road trip.
- Yeah.
437
00:23:56,019 --> 00:23:57,855
Max, you excited?
438
00:23:57,855 --> 00:24:01,024
Five hours on a plane,
or 33 hours in a car?
439
00:24:01,024 --> 00:24:02,192
I choose 33 hours.
440
00:24:03,026 --> 00:24:04,236
Da!
441
00:24:12,035 --> 00:24:13,829
Honey, you remembered my boots!
442
00:24:13,829 --> 00:24:15,706
- Yeah.
- Baby!
443
00:24:15,706 --> 00:24:16,874
I can't believe that.
444
00:24:23,213 --> 00:24:25,591
- Oh, my God. Jesus. Dad.
- Jesus.
445
00:24:25,591 --> 00:24:27,384
- Easy there, lead-foot.
- Sorry about that.
446
00:24:27,384 --> 00:24:29,094
Think a squirrel or something
jumped out in front of me.
447
00:24:31,555 --> 00:24:33,182
Oh, my God.
448
00:24:33,182 --> 00:24:36,101
- Where on earth are you taking us?
- What? Oh, no. This is a shortcut, honey.
449
00:24:36,101 --> 00:24:37,394
You never take it?
450
00:24:39,146 --> 00:24:39,980
Shit.
451
00:24:43,525 --> 00:24:44,735
He's tracking us.
452
00:24:45,319 --> 00:24:46,403
Oh, nothing.
453
00:24:46,403 --> 00:24:47,529
Nothing, honey.
454
00:24:56,788 --> 00:25:00,334
You know what? Actually, I gotta stop
and check something at work real quick.
455
00:25:10,177 --> 00:25:13,180
- Is that Hal?
- Yeah. He's got a new mustache.
456
00:25:13,180 --> 00:25:15,015
- You work with that guy?
- It will just be a second.
457
00:25:20,604 --> 00:25:22,231
I think there's a service area
to the right.
458
00:25:32,241 --> 00:25:35,786
All right. If you guys just give me
a second, I'll be right there.
459
00:25:41,667 --> 00:25:43,585
- Dad, what the hell?
- Language, Nina.
460
00:25:44,711 --> 00:25:46,046
Dan, what the hell?
461
00:25:46,046 --> 00:25:47,631
Oh, well, we're driving 2,000 miles.
462
00:25:47,631 --> 00:25:49,550
We've gotta change the oil,
check the coolant,
463
00:25:50,801 --> 00:25:52,052
pop a little extra air in the tires.
464
00:25:52,052 --> 00:25:54,847
I'd hate to be halfway across the desert
and wish we'd checked that coolant, right?
465
00:25:54,847 --> 00:25:56,974
Can we not be in the car for it?
466
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:03,480
Okay, he's stopped.
He's right ahead of us.
467
00:26:25,377 --> 00:26:26,503
He should be here.
468
00:26:34,970 --> 00:26:37,139
Hey, guys.
Just hang in there for a minute.
469
00:26:37,139 --> 00:26:38,223
Dan?
470
00:26:39,183 --> 00:26:40,767
Mom, when we're in Vegas,
471
00:26:40,767 --> 00:26:43,437
- can I go to HyperX?
- No, you're not going to a strip club.
472
00:26:43,437 --> 00:26:45,022
- It's not a strip club.
- Why are you laughing?
473
00:26:45,022 --> 00:26:46,231
You're not gambling, Nina.
474
00:26:46,231 --> 00:26:47,774
- Do you have a fake ID?
- I'm not being-- No.
475
00:26:47,774 --> 00:26:49,109
Dan!
476
00:26:49,109 --> 00:26:51,737
Hey, Hal. Nice wheels.
477
00:26:51,737 --> 00:26:53,071
- She just come in?
- Yeah.
478
00:26:53,071 --> 00:26:54,823
I was thinking about
opening her up a little bit.
479
00:26:54,823 --> 00:26:58,118
Oh, man. I tell you what.
She wants to go fast.
480
00:26:58,118 --> 00:26:59,286
Cars are like chicks, man.
481
00:26:59,286 --> 00:27:01,622
- Yes! Right.
- Get her on the freeway.
482
00:27:01,622 --> 00:27:03,749
You open her up.
And you get a ticket, it's on me.
483
00:27:09,338 --> 00:27:11,632
I got him. He's on the move.
He's heading west.
484
00:27:16,553 --> 00:27:17,638
Hey, guys.
485
00:27:17,638 --> 00:27:18,805
- Yes?
- We're ready.
486
00:27:18,805 --> 00:27:21,058
Are we going to Vegas,
or are we just gonna live up here?
487
00:27:21,058 --> 00:27:22,601
We're on our way, honey.
488
00:27:50,462 --> 00:27:53,715
- Honey, aren't your feet cold?
- I don't care. I am on vacation.
489
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:55,801
What are you doing?
490
00:27:55,801 --> 00:27:57,344
I'm posting about our trip.
491
00:27:58,262 --> 00:28:00,556
Look, do we really need to be posting
and tweeting and TikToking?
492
00:28:00,556 --> 00:28:01,932
In my day,
road trips were all about interaction.
493
00:28:01,932 --> 00:28:04,017
No, Dad. Please. I can't deal
with a dad lecture right now.
494
00:28:04,017 --> 00:28:06,603
You literally don't even know how to text,
so your opinion doesn't count.
495
00:28:06,603 --> 00:28:08,605
I'm serious. This should be
a device-free vacation, okay?
496
00:28:08,605 --> 00:28:09,690
Give them up, now.
497
00:28:09,690 --> 00:28:10,941
- What?
- Seriously.
498
00:28:10,941 --> 00:28:12,401
- What?
- Give it up. Now.
499
00:28:12,401 --> 00:28:15,904
- Jess, a little help?
- Okay, you heard him. Hand 'em over.
500
00:28:17,573 --> 00:28:18,574
Yours too.
501
00:28:19,658 --> 00:28:22,494
All right. Mine too. All of us, okay?
Solidarity! Bye!
502
00:28:22,494 --> 00:28:27,040
No!
503
00:28:31,461 --> 00:28:33,422
No, no, no. Dad.
504
00:28:33,422 --> 00:28:35,299
- No way you just did that. What?
- Oh, my God, Dad.
505
00:28:35,299 --> 00:28:37,634
I've just freed our family
from the shackles of technology
506
00:28:37,634 --> 00:28:39,428
- with a flick of my wrist. Just like that.
- Stop the car.
507
00:28:39,428 --> 00:28:42,514
And trust me, it's gonna bring us all
closer together. Just you wait.
508
00:28:42,514 --> 00:28:43,974
You've lost your mind.
509
00:28:43,974 --> 00:28:46,226
- Oh, my God.
- Whatever. I'll just buy myself a new one.
510
00:28:47,060 --> 00:28:48,228
What, like you buy your friends?
511
00:28:48,228 --> 00:28:50,230
- Look, Samir is a business associate.
- Oh, yeah.
512
00:28:50,230 --> 00:28:52,316
- Look. At least they're talking.
- Do you wanna tell Mom and Dad
513
00:28:52,316 --> 00:28:53,901
- about all your business endeavors?
- I don't give a--
514
00:28:53,901 --> 00:28:55,527
I've got a question for you,
Mr. Spontaneous.
515
00:28:55,527 --> 00:28:58,280
Without our phones, how are we
gonna know where we're going?
516
00:28:58,947 --> 00:29:00,699
If this is a joke, it's not funny.
517
00:29:00,699 --> 00:29:03,410
It's not a joke. We're going
on a family road trip. We need maps.
518
00:29:03,410 --> 00:29:05,287
Dude, why don't you just, like, you know--
519
00:29:07,122 --> 00:29:09,416
Yeah, Dad. Why?
520
00:29:09,416 --> 00:29:11,752
Because he was trying
to promote familial bonding
521
00:29:11,752 --> 00:29:13,795
through the forcible
removal of technology.
522
00:29:14,630 --> 00:29:16,924
Look, I need travel help.
Isn't this what you do?
523
00:29:17,674 --> 00:29:19,301
Not for a long time.
524
00:29:21,970 --> 00:29:23,597
What's your destination?
525
00:29:23,597 --> 00:29:24,765
Las Vegas.
526
00:29:24,765 --> 00:29:26,475
I'm also going to need help
with some reservations,
527
00:29:26,475 --> 00:29:28,685
if that's not too much
of an inconvenience for you.
528
00:29:29,811 --> 00:29:32,689
Okay. Here you go.
529
00:29:34,024 --> 00:29:35,275
All right.
530
00:29:38,278 --> 00:29:42,824
- I'm gonna need a credit card.
- You know what? Here's my membership card.
531
00:29:42,824 --> 00:29:45,285
I think you'll see
I've got a few rewards points there.
532
00:29:45,285 --> 00:29:46,662
That's not really how it works.
533
00:29:46,662 --> 00:29:48,205
- It's like a whole thing.
- I get it.
534
00:29:48,205 --> 00:29:50,832
Maybe with all those points,
I don't even need a credit card.
535
00:29:53,210 --> 00:29:54,878
What do you think, Levon? Are we good?
536
00:29:54,878 --> 00:29:56,213
How many points do we have?
537
00:29:56,213 --> 00:29:59,466
Looks like you are platinum elite
superior diamond members.
538
00:30:00,008 --> 00:30:01,802
And I would love to help you today.
539
00:30:03,345 --> 00:30:05,389
Stop, collaborate and listen
540
00:30:05,389 --> 00:30:07,599
Ice is back with a brand-new invention
541
00:30:07,599 --> 00:30:11,270
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
542
00:30:11,270 --> 00:30:12,396
Will it ever stop?
Yo
543
00:30:12,396 --> 00:30:15,858
I don't know
Turn off the lights and-- and I'll glow
544
00:30:15,858 --> 00:30:17,734
To the extreme
I rock a mic like a vandal
545
00:30:17,734 --> 00:30:20,445
- Please stop. Can someone unlock the car?
- A chump like a candle
546
00:30:23,907 --> 00:30:24,908
Deadly
547
00:30:26,118 --> 00:30:28,036
Say, "Ooh."
548
00:30:28,036 --> 00:30:29,121
Damn.
549
00:30:29,746 --> 00:30:30,873
It's pretty impressive, huh?
550
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:33,041
How good is Mom?
551
00:30:33,041 --> 00:30:34,459
...problem, yo, I'll solve it
552
00:30:34,459 --> 00:30:36,378
Check out the hook
While the DJ revolves it
553
00:30:36,378 --> 00:30:38,213
Ice, ice, baby
554
00:30:38,839 --> 00:30:40,007
Come on, guys.
555
00:30:40,632 --> 00:30:43,385
- Ice, ice, baby
- What is "ice, ice, baby"?
556
00:31:02,654 --> 00:31:04,114
Call in everybody.
557
00:31:04,615 --> 00:31:06,742
The Swedes, Gunther, Spiros.
558
00:31:06,742 --> 00:31:09,703
- I want 'em found.
- Well, there's no hits on their cards.
559
00:31:09,703 --> 00:31:11,163
Must be using cash.
560
00:31:11,163 --> 00:31:13,457
I've been tracking their socials,
but nothing so far.
561
00:31:13,457 --> 00:31:15,042
Must have turned their phones off.
562
00:31:15,626 --> 00:31:18,420
Hey, his kid's a gamer called Kyllboi.
563
00:31:18,420 --> 00:31:19,630
He's pretty good.
564
00:31:22,257 --> 00:31:24,551
Get eyes on the road,
and find that minivan.
565
00:31:24,551 --> 00:31:25,969
You got it, boss.
566
00:31:25,969 --> 00:31:28,639
Be tough for him to switch cars
without tipping off the family.
567
00:31:28,639 --> 00:31:31,058
- What makes you think they don't know?
- They're still with him.
568
00:31:40,817 --> 00:31:43,695
Look at you. You're in withdrawal.
569
00:31:43,695 --> 00:31:46,782
Can you really not go, like, one day
without blowing people's brains out?
570
00:31:46,782 --> 00:31:48,116
I have a brand to manage.
571
00:31:48,116 --> 00:31:50,869
A desensitized cog
in the violence-obsessed
572
00:31:50,869 --> 00:31:52,704
capitalist machine is a brand?
573
00:31:52,704 --> 00:31:53,914
Oh, good. Trevor's here.
574
00:31:53,914 --> 00:31:56,792
Do you even remember
what your own personality is like?
575
00:31:57,376 --> 00:31:58,335
No.
576
00:32:00,462 --> 00:32:01,588
You used to be cool.
577
00:32:05,634 --> 00:32:08,720
- Do I know you?
- I don't think so.
578
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:10,430
Well, yeah. I've seen you on Twitch.
579
00:32:10,973 --> 00:32:13,892
You're the guy who took down
Synapse live on his own stream!
580
00:32:13,892 --> 00:32:15,310
You're Kyllboi. Right?
581
00:32:16,311 --> 00:32:17,813
You know about that?
582
00:32:17,813 --> 00:32:19,898
Yeah. Dude, that was badass.
583
00:32:19,898 --> 00:32:21,233
Can I get a picture?
584
00:32:22,025 --> 00:32:22,943
Sure.
585
00:32:24,319 --> 00:32:27,364
Jess, I don't know how to tell you this,
586
00:32:27,364 --> 00:32:30,367
but when we get to Vegas,
we're not coming home.
587
00:32:30,951 --> 00:32:33,453
The truth is,
I haven't been completely hon--
588
00:32:34,746 --> 00:32:36,832
The truth is, when we met--
589
00:32:36,832 --> 00:32:38,417
Before I met--
590
00:32:43,547 --> 00:32:45,966
All right, here we go.
We've got rooms 152 and 153.
591
00:32:46,842 --> 00:32:49,219
Can I get four of those
disposable cameras too, please?
592
00:32:49,219 --> 00:32:50,304
Yeah.
593
00:32:51,346 --> 00:32:52,514
Here you go.
594
00:32:52,514 --> 00:32:54,516
- Thank you. Keep the change.
- Thank you.
595
00:32:58,395 --> 00:33:00,397
You're awesome, dude. For real.
596
00:33:00,397 --> 00:33:01,815
I mean, thank you.
597
00:33:01,815 --> 00:33:04,318
I mean, this is literally the worst ever--
598
00:33:04,318 --> 00:33:05,402
I'm gonna get you.
599
00:33:05,903 --> 00:33:07,029
I'm gonna get you!
600
00:33:07,029 --> 00:33:08,864
All right. Here, kiddo.
Go make some memories.
601
00:33:08,864 --> 00:33:11,241
Yeah, I'm-- I don't know, this is--
It's just a weird experience for me.
602
00:33:11,241 --> 00:33:13,911
- That's so cool I ran into you.
- Look at your brother. He's made a friend.
603
00:33:13,911 --> 00:33:15,537
- Can you do the thing?
- Yeah.
604
00:33:17,497 --> 00:33:18,999
- Awesome. Thanks, Kyllboi.
- Thank you.
605
00:33:20,292 --> 00:33:22,503
- Hey, what was all this about?
- That's a really good question.
606
00:33:22,503 --> 00:33:24,922
- What was that about?
- Yeah, and who's Kyllboi?
607
00:33:24,922 --> 00:33:27,841
You know, that sounds familiar.
I feel like I know who that is.
608
00:33:27,841 --> 00:33:29,343
- That's--
- No one.
609
00:33:29,343 --> 00:33:30,802
- It's nothing.
- Oh, my God.
610
00:33:30,802 --> 00:33:32,095
- It's not important.
- He's Kyllboi.
611
00:33:32,095 --> 00:33:34,306
It's his gamer tag. He never quit gaming.
612
00:33:34,306 --> 00:33:36,266
He thinks he's, like,
famous or something now.
613
00:33:36,266 --> 00:33:37,434
Really?
614
00:33:37,434 --> 00:33:40,187
- Big boy!
- Da.
615
00:33:40,187 --> 00:33:42,105
- Da?
- Is she gonna post that picture?
616
00:33:42,731 --> 00:33:44,608
- Probably, yeah.
- Hey!
617
00:33:44,608 --> 00:33:46,109
Did you get some rooms?
618
00:33:46,902 --> 00:33:48,904
No. They're all booked.
We gotta keep going.
619
00:33:48,904 --> 00:33:50,322
- Really?
- Yeah.
620
00:34:14,888 --> 00:34:15,764
It's them.
621
00:34:21,603 --> 00:34:22,688
Let's go.
622
00:36:54,047 --> 00:36:56,216
- What was that?
- Hey, honey.
623
00:36:56,216 --> 00:36:58,093
Just a little bit of a pothole there.
624
00:37:00,554 --> 00:37:04,391
Max, did you see that?
That guy was flying.
625
00:37:25,287 --> 00:37:26,330
Oh, my God.
626
00:37:26,330 --> 00:37:28,123
- Jesus.
- Oh, my God.
627
00:37:30,417 --> 00:37:32,002
- Where are we?
- Iowa.
628
00:37:32,002 --> 00:37:33,587
- Iowa?
- Yeah.
629
00:37:33,587 --> 00:37:34,963
Wait. Did you drive all night?
630
00:37:34,963 --> 00:37:36,548
Well, what can I say?
631
00:37:36,548 --> 00:37:39,301
I was so damn excited I couldn't sleep.
632
00:37:39,301 --> 00:37:41,220
I mean, I kept getting second winds.
More like fifth winds.
633
00:37:41,220 --> 00:37:43,597
- And then, before you know it, bam.
- God.
634
00:37:43,597 --> 00:37:44,806
We're in Iowa City.
635
00:37:44,806 --> 00:37:46,391
That's not a real cow, honey.
636
00:37:46,391 --> 00:37:47,809
- Okay?
- Oh, my God.
637
00:37:48,685 --> 00:37:50,479
Oh, my God.
Did you just say we're in Iowa City?
638
00:37:50,479 --> 00:37:51,605
- Oh, my God.
- Yes, honey.
639
00:37:51,605 --> 00:37:54,024
That means we're literally,
like, half an inch from SIU.
640
00:37:54,024 --> 00:37:55,359
We can stop and--
641
00:37:55,359 --> 00:37:57,361
We are not gonna
stop and see Trevor, okay?
642
00:37:57,945 --> 00:38:01,198
Actually, I meant that I wanted to see
campus, but whatever.
643
00:38:01,198 --> 00:38:03,617
Right. 'Cause you're really
interested in seeing the facilities.
644
00:38:03,617 --> 00:38:05,202
- Yeah. Actually, I am.
- Are you serious?
645
00:38:05,202 --> 00:38:07,663
Are we gonna argue about this?
About you following a boy to college?
646
00:38:07,663 --> 00:38:09,248
- I'm not following a boy to col--
- Guys.
647
00:38:09,248 --> 00:38:10,791
You're gonna go for three months--
648
00:38:10,791 --> 00:38:12,793
- Guys.
- It's the college that I want to go to.
649
00:38:12,793 --> 00:38:14,253
Obviously,
I would want to go see the campus.
650
00:38:14,253 --> 00:38:16,880
- Why do you wanna go?
- We're so far from home.
651
00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:18,465
This place is gorgeous.
652
00:38:18,465 --> 00:38:20,259
How could you not want me to come here?
653
00:38:22,427 --> 00:38:25,389
I cannot believe
that you are encouraging this.
654
00:38:25,389 --> 00:38:27,474
Look, it wouldn't hurt for us
to be off the road for a bit.
655
00:38:27,474 --> 00:38:30,143
Besides, I mean,
maybe if we want her to listen to us,
656
00:38:30,143 --> 00:38:31,895
we gotta start listening to her more.
657
00:38:31,895 --> 00:38:34,565
Let her look around. It's safe, nice.
658
00:38:34,565 --> 00:38:38,360
And besides,
it'll give us a chance to talk.
659
00:38:46,702 --> 00:38:49,830
Okay. You wanna find out
what college life is really about?
660
00:38:51,123 --> 00:38:52,165
Follow me.
661
00:39:03,927 --> 00:39:06,096
This takes me back.
662
00:39:06,096 --> 00:39:10,475
- It's like a toxic masculinity convention.
- It's called school spirit, Nina.
663
00:39:10,475 --> 00:39:13,270
Yeah, okay. You're not the one who's
gonna get flipped over in a porta-potty.
664
00:39:15,022 --> 00:39:16,565
Well, it's pretty festive. Do you like it?
665
00:39:16,565 --> 00:39:19,193
- Yeah. It's cool.
- Yes.
666
00:39:21,236 --> 00:39:23,488
Hey, sexy. You want me to show you
how to do a keg stand?
667
00:39:28,869 --> 00:39:30,329
Sorry. I didn't realize you were...
668
00:39:31,705 --> 00:39:32,873
a mom.
669
00:39:35,334 --> 00:39:36,251
Nina.
670
00:39:37,294 --> 00:39:38,462
Do you mind?
671
00:39:38,462 --> 00:39:40,088
Okay. Here you go.
672
00:39:41,882 --> 00:39:43,008
Yep.
673
00:39:43,008 --> 00:39:44,176
Oh, my God.
674
00:39:44,176 --> 00:39:46,553
- Yo! Come through. She's gonna do it.
- Mom!
675
00:39:48,055 --> 00:39:49,056
Mom!
676
00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:50,682
I can't--
677
00:40:02,444 --> 00:40:04,863
- Beer me!
- Come on! Yeah!
678
00:40:04,863 --> 00:40:08,367
Chug! Chug! Chug!
679
00:40:08,367 --> 00:40:11,703
Chug! Chug! Chug!
680
00:40:11,703 --> 00:40:12,955
Chug! Chug!
681
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:27,719
- Don't you ever try anything like that.
- Mom, that was--
682
00:40:27,719 --> 00:40:29,888
that was awesome, actually. I--
683
00:40:29,888 --> 00:40:30,973
"Beer me"?
684
00:40:33,267 --> 00:40:35,561
Let's get out of here
before I get too competitive
685
00:40:35,561 --> 00:40:37,771
- and start kicking ass at beer pong.
- Oh, my God.
686
00:40:37,771 --> 00:40:39,273
I wonder what that looks like.
687
00:40:40,190 --> 00:40:42,192
I hope you all enjoyed seeing the library.
688
00:40:42,192 --> 00:40:43,861
First time for me too.
689
00:40:43,861 --> 00:40:45,946
- Hey, guys. Look. There's a tour.
- And you know...
690
00:40:45,946 --> 00:40:48,615
Let's slip in the back and pretend like
we were a part of the group all along.
691
00:40:48,615 --> 00:40:49,908
- Do we have to?
- Yeah.
692
00:40:49,908 --> 00:40:51,201
We're here to support your sister.
693
00:40:51,201 --> 00:40:53,078
If you're questioning that,
you get to strap on Max.
694
00:40:53,078 --> 00:40:54,746
- Let's go.
- Next up,
695
00:40:54,746 --> 00:40:58,083
we'll head on over to visit
our state-of-the-art athletic facilities.
696
00:40:59,877 --> 00:41:01,420
I'm sorry that I ratted you out.
697
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:04,173
It's just, it drives me crazy
that you get away with so much,
698
00:41:04,173 --> 00:41:07,509
and I get yelled at constantly just
because you guys don't get Trevor.
699
00:41:07,509 --> 00:41:08,886
We get Trevor.
700
00:41:08,886 --> 00:41:10,512
- We don't like Trevor.
- Why?
701
00:41:11,430 --> 00:41:14,308
Ever since you've been dating him, you've
been like a completely different person.
702
00:41:15,976 --> 00:41:17,311
I liked you better before.
703
00:41:18,020 --> 00:41:20,189
Plus, he treats you like shit.
You deserve more.
704
00:41:23,192 --> 00:41:27,070
Is that, like,
genuine concern for my feelings?
705
00:41:27,070 --> 00:41:28,864
No. God, no. Gross.
706
00:41:30,824 --> 00:41:33,869
I wonder what's going on in your mind.
707
00:41:33,869 --> 00:41:35,621
It's just-- I don't know.
708
00:41:35,621 --> 00:41:37,873
Another blast from the past.
709
00:41:38,457 --> 00:41:39,958
You think you can still do it?
710
00:41:40,459 --> 00:41:44,046
No. Not unless I wanted to
end up in the hospital.
711
00:41:44,755 --> 00:41:48,300
It's just-- It's funny
to think how different my life would be
712
00:41:48,300 --> 00:41:50,427
if I hadn't torn my ACL.
713
00:41:50,427 --> 00:41:53,180
- Well, do you want it to be different?
- No. God, no.
714
00:41:53,180 --> 00:41:55,807
It's just-- You know, it's just strange.
715
00:41:55,807 --> 00:41:57,768
You've never even met that version of me.
716
00:41:57,768 --> 00:42:00,437
You just know Jessica,
the physical therapist.
717
00:42:00,437 --> 00:42:02,022
Well, I love every version of you.
718
00:42:02,022 --> 00:42:04,358
- Yeah?
- Yeah. Especially that keg stand one.
719
00:42:04,358 --> 00:42:05,734
It was so freaking hot.
720
00:42:05,734 --> 00:42:07,611
- Yeah?
- Oh, my God.
721
00:42:08,529 --> 00:42:10,572
Did you ever have sex
on the pole-vault mat?
722
00:42:13,742 --> 00:42:15,911
- Don't answer that. Oh, my.
- God.
723
00:42:16,703 --> 00:42:19,790
You have been acting so weird
this whole trip.
724
00:42:19,790 --> 00:42:22,626
But I gotta tell you,
I'm kind of into spontaneous Dan.
725
00:42:22,626 --> 00:42:26,046
Well, you know, Jess. I mean, we all have
different versions of ourselves.
726
00:42:26,046 --> 00:42:27,589
- And sometimes, you just--
- Yeah.
727
00:42:28,173 --> 00:42:29,967
That guy with the gold chain.
728
00:42:29,967 --> 00:42:31,760
He wasn't with the group before.
729
00:42:32,511 --> 00:42:33,846
- Okay.
- What's he doing?
730
00:42:38,350 --> 00:42:40,519
Well, they grow up fast, huh?
Which one is yours?
731
00:42:41,270 --> 00:42:43,397
My daughter is back in Stuttgart.
732
00:42:44,147 --> 00:42:46,441
- I look at school for her.
- Wow. That's a hike.
733
00:42:47,025 --> 00:42:48,443
I have business here.
734
00:42:48,443 --> 00:42:51,363
Chemistry, astronomy, astrophysics...
735
00:42:51,363 --> 00:42:53,282
Hey, you mentioned
having business in Iowa.
736
00:42:53,782 --> 00:42:55,075
What business would that be?
737
00:42:55,576 --> 00:42:57,536
- Corn.
- Yeah?
738
00:42:57,536 --> 00:42:58,829
That's what's in the case?
739
00:42:58,829 --> 00:42:59,913
Of course.
740
00:43:01,832 --> 00:43:03,625
- Ladies.
- Thanks.
741
00:43:03,625 --> 00:43:05,878
- After you.
- No, I insist.
742
00:43:07,629 --> 00:43:09,298
- Dan?
- Hey, honey.
743
00:43:09,298 --> 00:43:10,257
- Coming?
- Yeah.
744
00:43:10,257 --> 00:43:12,718
I'm just getting to know this fella here.
All the way from Stuttgart, Germany.
745
00:43:13,302 --> 00:43:15,554
You know, I had a pen pal
from Stuttgart back in high school.
746
00:43:15,554 --> 00:43:17,347
I even learned a little German.
747
00:43:17,347 --> 00:43:19,600
Nobody needs to know.
748
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:22,352
If you want to speak about
what's in the case,
749
00:43:22,352 --> 00:43:24,146
it will stay between us.
750
00:43:26,106 --> 00:43:27,399
What did you just say?
751
00:43:27,399 --> 00:43:28,567
"Where's the discotheque?"
752
00:43:28,567 --> 00:43:30,944
Right. Okay.
753
00:43:30,944 --> 00:43:32,613
Don't worry, honey. We'll catch up, okay?
754
00:43:32,613 --> 00:43:34,656
- All right, honey.
- Goodbye, my love.
755
00:43:37,951 --> 00:43:39,453
Fine. You wanna dance.
756
00:43:39,453 --> 00:43:41,038
Let's see what's in the case.
757
00:43:45,584 --> 00:43:47,669
- What the hell is that?
- Heirloom corn.
758
00:43:47,669 --> 00:43:49,171
I thought I made this clear.
759
00:43:49,796 --> 00:43:51,840
So, you're just German?
760
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:53,300
Yes, exactly.
761
00:43:54,176 --> 00:43:55,552
Oh, shit.
762
00:44:19,284 --> 00:44:21,912
- Biology labs are over there.
- Where's Dad?
763
00:44:21,912 --> 00:44:24,623
- Physics labs are down there.
- He's talking to some German guy.
764
00:44:26,208 --> 00:44:28,126
We have our chemistry labs right here.
765
00:44:33,757 --> 00:44:36,385
Never a dull moment in the labs.
Moving on.
766
00:44:36,385 --> 00:44:37,469
Let me show you
767
00:44:37,469 --> 00:44:40,013
the biggest Van de Graaff generator
in the Midwest.
768
00:45:43,702 --> 00:45:46,872
So, I hope you've all enjoyed
this tour of our wonderful campus.
769
00:45:46,872 --> 00:45:48,707
I know I have.
770
00:45:48,707 --> 00:45:50,667
- Hey. It's getting late.
- Hey.
771
00:45:50,667 --> 00:45:52,461
- We should probably get back on the road.
- Yeah.
772
00:45:52,461 --> 00:45:55,797
- Where's Nina?
- I said she could go say hi to Trevor.
773
00:45:55,797 --> 00:45:57,424
It felt cruel to deny her.
774
00:45:58,717 --> 00:46:00,385
It's okay. She'll be back soon.
775
00:46:00,385 --> 00:46:02,721
Yeah. No. I'm not worried at all.
776
00:46:10,687 --> 00:46:11,772
Okay.
777
00:46:13,315 --> 00:46:14,566
Go away, Josh.
778
00:46:15,442 --> 00:46:16,777
It's me.
779
00:46:16,777 --> 00:46:18,237
Me who?
780
00:46:19,238 --> 00:46:20,322
Nina.
781
00:46:23,033 --> 00:46:25,285
Hey. What are you doing here?
782
00:46:25,285 --> 00:46:26,870
It's, like, a really long story.
783
00:46:26,870 --> 00:46:28,413
But, can I come in?
784
00:46:28,413 --> 00:46:30,040
You know what?
785
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:32,501
Give me just one sec,
and I'll throw on some pants,
786
00:46:32,501 --> 00:46:34,169
and me and you can grab a matcha.
787
00:46:36,797 --> 00:46:38,006
Oh, my God.
788
00:46:38,006 --> 00:46:39,466
- Oh, my God.
- Hang on a second.
789
00:46:39,466 --> 00:46:43,220
Oh, my God. You're cheating on me.
790
00:46:43,220 --> 00:46:47,599
Monogamy is just a construct
of our Western repressive civilization.
791
00:46:47,599 --> 00:46:48,684
Oh, my God.
792
00:46:48,684 --> 00:46:51,937
I thought
we were on the same page on that.
793
00:46:51,937 --> 00:46:53,021
All right.
794
00:46:53,814 --> 00:46:54,898
Honey, what happened?
795
00:46:54,898 --> 00:46:56,817
He's an asshole. That's what happened.
796
00:46:57,317 --> 00:46:59,820
"Monogamy is just a construct"--
Who even says that?
797
00:46:59,820 --> 00:47:01,321
- Trevor.
- Oh, baby. I'm so sorry.
798
00:47:01,321 --> 00:47:02,739
Can we just go?
799
00:47:02,739 --> 00:47:04,449
That's a great idea, honey. Let's go.
800
00:47:09,204 --> 00:47:10,205
Hey, Beans.
801
00:47:11,498 --> 00:47:14,084
Look, I'm sorry.
You know, when I was your age, I--
802
00:47:15,002 --> 00:47:16,879
You don't need
another dad lecture, do you?
803
00:47:20,966 --> 00:47:22,092
Hey, Beans.
804
00:47:23,510 --> 00:47:25,387
You ever hear of Kyusho Jitsu?
805
00:47:25,387 --> 00:47:27,472
- Kyusho what?
- Kyusho Jitsu.
806
00:47:27,472 --> 00:47:30,767
It's a 13th-century martial art
that uses pressure points
807
00:47:30,767 --> 00:47:33,395
to inflict extreme pain
without permanent damage.
808
00:47:33,395 --> 00:47:35,147
How do you even know about that?
809
00:47:36,023 --> 00:47:38,609
Well, maybe there's more
to your old man than you thought.
810
00:47:43,864 --> 00:47:46,867
Nina, you gotta let go
of these stereotypical--
811
00:47:51,455 --> 00:47:53,874
How was that for "stereotypical,"
812
00:47:53,874 --> 00:48:00,255
you unbearably pompous,
bloviating piece of sanctimonious shit?
813
00:48:01,965 --> 00:48:03,091
Smile.
814
00:48:04,927 --> 00:48:06,094
You deserve more.
815
00:48:20,859 --> 00:48:23,570
- What did you say to her?
- It was just a dad lecture.
816
00:48:23,570 --> 00:48:24,988
God.
817
00:48:39,419 --> 00:48:40,462
What happened to the mirror?
818
00:48:41,505 --> 00:48:42,506
The mirror.
819
00:48:43,382 --> 00:48:45,175
- You didn't hear that?
- No.
820
00:48:45,175 --> 00:48:48,178
It was a semi. It went flying by.
The guy must have been doing a hundred.
821
00:48:48,178 --> 00:48:49,471
And rocks just come
822
00:48:49,471 --> 00:48:50,764
- spitting out of the tire.
- Jesus.
823
00:48:50,764 --> 00:48:52,933
One hit there.
It almost hit the windshield.
824
00:49:07,948 --> 00:49:08,991
What the--
825
00:49:12,494 --> 00:49:13,495
We got him.
826
00:49:13,495 --> 00:49:14,705
We really got you.
827
00:49:14,705 --> 00:49:16,623
You were so scared.
828
00:49:41,398 --> 00:49:44,359
So, did you tell Mom
that I quit the paper?
829
00:49:47,070 --> 00:49:48,280
No. Did you want me to?
830
00:49:50,282 --> 00:49:51,366
I was kidding.
831
00:49:51,366 --> 00:49:52,784
No. I--
832
00:49:53,410 --> 00:49:57,539
I was just kind of thinking
about maybe getting my position back.
833
00:49:59,583 --> 00:50:02,461
Yeah? That's cool.
834
00:50:03,212 --> 00:50:04,796
Only do it if you want to.
835
00:50:05,839 --> 00:50:07,090
I gotta tell you, Beans.
836
00:50:07,883 --> 00:50:10,427
You've got a hell of a voice,
and it deserves to be heard.
837
00:50:11,553 --> 00:50:15,432
Hey. No BS. All right?
838
00:50:15,432 --> 00:50:17,726
I'm serious. That piece you wrote
about pervasive corruption
839
00:50:17,726 --> 00:50:21,021
in the Board of Education--
My God. I got chills.
840
00:50:21,897 --> 00:50:23,148
You actually read that?
841
00:50:23,148 --> 00:50:24,483
Of course I did.
842
00:50:25,067 --> 00:50:27,069
Come on. I'm your biggest fan, Beans.
843
00:50:27,069 --> 00:50:28,987
Always have been, and I always will be.
844
00:50:29,905 --> 00:50:31,031
And so is your mom.
845
00:50:32,032 --> 00:50:33,242
And so are your brothers.
846
00:50:34,117 --> 00:50:35,452
Max just hasn't told you yet.
847
00:50:38,705 --> 00:50:39,873
Oh, a smile.
848
00:50:39,873 --> 00:50:41,333
Wow. Holy shit.
849
00:50:41,333 --> 00:50:43,544
- Oh, my God.
- No, I didn't.
850
00:50:43,544 --> 00:50:45,420
That was-- No.
851
00:50:45,420 --> 00:50:47,172
I mean it. I'm proud of you.
852
00:50:48,465 --> 00:50:49,466
Thanks.
853
00:51:03,689 --> 00:51:05,858
Max is fed and settled in the kids' room.
854
00:51:06,441 --> 00:51:08,360
I am so ready for a real bed.
855
00:51:13,282 --> 00:51:14,324
What?
856
00:51:16,785 --> 00:51:17,619
Nothing.
857
00:51:24,126 --> 00:51:25,502
- Hey now.
- Hey.
858
00:51:26,378 --> 00:51:27,379
You wanna lose that?
859
00:51:32,634 --> 00:51:33,677
Wait.
860
00:51:34,261 --> 00:51:35,470
It's not Thursday.
861
00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:40,517
Okay.
862
00:51:45,189 --> 00:51:46,565
Fuck.
863
00:51:51,778 --> 00:51:52,988
Wow.
864
00:51:53,488 --> 00:51:55,157
What was that?
865
00:51:56,575 --> 00:52:00,245
That felt like-- That felt--
866
00:52:01,830 --> 00:52:02,873
That was long overdue.
867
00:52:02,873 --> 00:52:04,291
That was--
868
00:52:05,250 --> 00:52:07,753
- That's what that was.
- That felt--
869
00:52:08,754 --> 00:52:10,339
That felt different.
870
00:52:10,339 --> 00:52:12,132
- Different good, I hope.
- Different like--
871
00:52:12,841 --> 00:52:15,302
I was cheating on Dan with other Dan.
872
00:52:16,303 --> 00:52:19,348
- That different.
- No. I mean-- No. It was--
873
00:52:19,348 --> 00:52:22,351
Don't get me wrong. That was so hot.
That was like...
874
00:52:23,644 --> 00:52:24,937
What got into you?
875
00:52:26,438 --> 00:52:27,439
I don't know.
876
00:52:27,439 --> 00:52:29,107
Maybe it's being away, or...
877
00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:34,738
maybe it was seeing you upside-down
on that keg shouting, "Beer me!"
878
00:52:40,244 --> 00:52:42,204
Is this what you used to be like?
879
00:52:43,163 --> 00:52:44,206
Other Dan.
880
00:52:45,332 --> 00:52:47,125
Did you change because of me?
881
00:52:49,753 --> 00:52:50,754
No.
882
00:52:51,964 --> 00:52:56,301
Look, I changed because
I didn't like who I was back then.
883
00:52:57,219 --> 00:52:58,470
Then I met you.
884
00:53:00,013 --> 00:53:01,223
Then I became a dad.
885
00:53:02,266 --> 00:53:05,269
And for the first time
in a long time, I felt good.
886
00:53:05,853 --> 00:53:07,437
I just took it too far.
887
00:53:07,437 --> 00:53:08,981
I got too comfortable. Too safe.
888
00:53:08,981 --> 00:53:11,567
- And that probably came across as boring...
- Well...
889
00:53:11,567 --> 00:53:12,985
- ...and maybe neglectful...
- ...for what it's worth...
890
00:53:12,985 --> 00:53:16,029
- ...and I'll never do that again.
- ...I really like both Dans.
891
00:53:16,029 --> 00:53:17,447
- Do you?
- Yeah.
892
00:53:17,447 --> 00:53:18,949
Well, I'm already here, so...
893
00:53:19,533 --> 00:53:23,370
- How convenient.
- Yeah.
894
00:53:27,791 --> 00:53:30,085
- Hello?
- Augie? We're on track tonight.
895
00:53:30,085 --> 00:53:32,171
Aria bar, 6:00 p.m.
Do you have everything?
896
00:53:32,171 --> 00:53:34,923
Some of my finest work. If I may say so.
897
00:53:34,923 --> 00:53:37,426
What, better than that passport
that got me cavity searched in Bogotá?
898
00:53:39,469 --> 00:53:41,638
You're never gonna let me
forget that, are you?
899
00:53:41,638 --> 00:53:44,141
Yeah, sure. The day I forget
the snap of that latex glove.
900
00:53:44,141 --> 00:53:45,517
Have you told them yet?
901
00:53:45,517 --> 00:53:46,602
I'm working on it, all right?
902
00:53:46,602 --> 00:53:48,937
It's not exactly easy
to work into a conversation.
903
00:53:48,937 --> 00:53:50,480
You know, they might think
that something is up
904
00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:52,733
when they have to change their name
and leave the country.
905
00:53:52,733 --> 00:53:54,276
What are you waiting for?
906
00:53:54,276 --> 00:53:57,154
I said I'm working on it, Augie.
All right? Give me a break.
907
00:54:08,415 --> 00:54:09,625
Look, Jess.
908
00:54:11,210 --> 00:54:13,003
There's something that I need to tell you.
909
00:54:14,338 --> 00:54:15,839
About the other Dan.
910
00:54:16,965 --> 00:54:18,842
The Dan I was before we met.
911
00:54:18,842 --> 00:54:21,345
Dad? Who you talking to?
912
00:54:22,095 --> 00:54:23,180
Nobody. Sit down.
913
00:54:25,307 --> 00:54:26,558
Girls aren't ready yet.
914
00:54:28,810 --> 00:54:30,187
So, Kyllboi, huh?
915
00:54:30,979 --> 00:54:32,272
Why didn't you tell us?
916
00:54:33,106 --> 00:54:35,067
I knew you'd never get it,
917
00:54:35,067 --> 00:54:37,528
that you'd just freak out
and ban me for even longer.
918
00:54:37,528 --> 00:54:39,613
- Here you go.
- I wasn't trying to punish you, you know.
919
00:54:39,613 --> 00:54:41,240
We just wanted you
to have other interests.
920
00:54:41,240 --> 00:54:43,492
Make some friends.
Be a little bit more normal.
921
00:54:43,492 --> 00:54:47,037
I have friends. Okay? Thousands of them.
922
00:54:47,704 --> 00:54:49,748
People like me when I'm Kyllboi, okay?
923
00:54:49,748 --> 00:54:51,166
I like me.
924
00:54:51,166 --> 00:54:54,253
But when I'm Kyle,
I'm too shy to talk to girls.
925
00:54:54,253 --> 00:54:57,381
You know, I'm not good enough
to make the baseball team.
926
00:54:57,881 --> 00:54:59,132
I'm a nobody.
927
00:54:59,883 --> 00:55:02,386
But when I'm Kyllboi, I'm good, Dad.
928
00:55:02,386 --> 00:55:04,221
Like pro-level good.
929
00:55:05,764 --> 00:55:07,349
Look, okay.
930
00:55:07,349 --> 00:55:09,184
I know you think
it's all just a waste of time,
931
00:55:09,184 --> 00:55:11,562
but it takes brains and reflexes.
932
00:55:12,104 --> 00:55:13,522
The Air Force recruits gamers.
933
00:55:13,522 --> 00:55:15,691
Yeah. Maybe that's what I'm afraid of.
934
00:55:21,655 --> 00:55:23,907
- Let me show you.
- Show me what?
935
00:55:23,907 --> 00:55:26,785
- What I can do.
- Laser tag?
936
00:55:26,785 --> 00:55:28,245
You can't be serious.
937
00:55:28,245 --> 00:55:32,291
Single combat, okay? If I win,
I get to start gaming again.
938
00:55:32,291 --> 00:55:33,667
If you win, the ban remains.
939
00:55:33,667 --> 00:55:35,419
What, I don't get anything?
940
00:55:35,419 --> 00:55:37,296
Okay, fine. What do you want?
941
00:55:37,796 --> 00:55:39,840
A catch. Like we used to.
942
00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:42,551
You and me in the backyard,
throwing a ball every day for six months.
943
00:55:42,551 --> 00:55:44,428
Dad, I'm not 12.
944
00:55:44,428 --> 00:55:46,930
Well, you're gonna smoke me anyway.
Right, Mr. Brains and Reflexes?
945
00:55:46,930 --> 00:55:48,265
Fine. Good luck.
946
00:55:48,265 --> 00:55:49,308
You are so screwed.
947
00:55:51,518 --> 00:55:52,519
Let's go.
948
00:55:52,519 --> 00:55:54,897
You're green. You're blue.
949
00:55:54,897 --> 00:55:56,607
Once you're hit,
you're out for five seconds.
950
00:55:56,607 --> 00:55:58,734
First one to three kills, wins.
951
00:55:58,734 --> 00:56:00,152
You just pull the trigger?
952
00:56:02,029 --> 00:56:03,488
Death match.
953
00:56:03,488 --> 00:56:04,990
Prepare yourself.
954
00:56:04,990 --> 00:56:08,660
Three, two, one, fight.
955
00:56:08,660 --> 00:56:10,120
Go easy on me, buddy.
956
00:56:13,290 --> 00:56:15,834
Dad. Come on.
I'll give you a free one, yeah?
957
00:56:15,834 --> 00:56:16,793
All right.
958
00:56:24,510 --> 00:56:26,595
- First blood.
- I got lucky there.
959
00:56:27,721 --> 00:56:28,722
All right. That's one.
960
00:56:35,938 --> 00:56:36,980
How are you doing this?
961
00:56:37,481 --> 00:56:38,899
No. No, don't--
962
00:56:42,736 --> 00:56:46,198
Hey, Kyllboi. I thought you wanted
to play laser tag, not hide-and-seek.
963
00:56:54,248 --> 00:56:58,293
You sneaky little shit.
You're getting pretty good at this, Kyle.
964
00:57:01,964 --> 00:57:03,674
Well, at least I don't need a DNA test.
965
00:57:03,674 --> 00:57:04,967
Sudden death.
966
00:57:16,770 --> 00:57:18,105
Game over.
967
00:57:20,399 --> 00:57:22,818
Kyle, come on. Don't be mad.
968
00:57:23,610 --> 00:57:24,820
You conned me.
969
00:57:24,820 --> 00:57:26,989
You're a laser tag savant.
970
00:57:26,989 --> 00:57:28,407
No. I was a kid in the '80s.
971
00:57:28,407 --> 00:57:30,242
Yeah, like there were lasers back then.
972
00:57:31,201 --> 00:57:33,912
Come on, pal. You were good in there.
973
00:57:33,912 --> 00:57:35,747
You adapted quickly. You got creative.
974
00:57:35,747 --> 00:57:37,082
You almost had me.
975
00:57:38,292 --> 00:57:40,836
And I gotta admit,
I really enjoyed doing that with you.
976
00:57:41,420 --> 00:57:42,838
I mean, it meant a lot to me.
977
00:57:44,464 --> 00:57:45,591
Are we good?
978
00:57:46,466 --> 00:57:48,010
Come on. Give me some love.
979
00:57:48,802 --> 00:57:50,554
Real love. Yeah.
980
00:57:52,181 --> 00:57:55,350
- Not bad for an old man, huh?
- Yeah. For sure.
981
00:57:56,518 --> 00:57:59,521
Hey. What do you say, mamacita?
982
00:58:00,355 --> 00:58:01,773
Home stretch. You ready?
983
00:58:01,773 --> 00:58:03,025
- Vegas!
- Are you ready?
984
00:58:03,025 --> 00:58:04,651
Maxie.
985
00:58:13,827 --> 00:58:16,038
- I love you.
- I love you.
986
00:58:26,256 --> 00:58:28,467
It's amazing.
987
00:58:32,221 --> 00:58:33,931
Oh, home
988
00:58:33,931 --> 00:58:36,308
Let me come home
989
00:58:37,017 --> 00:58:40,103
Home is wherever I'm with you
990
00:58:40,687 --> 00:58:45,400
Oh, home, let me come home
991
00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:48,695
Home is wherever I'm with you
992
00:58:56,787 --> 00:58:57,704
Vegas!
993
00:59:00,082 --> 00:59:01,083
Yeah!
994
00:59:06,338 --> 00:59:07,631
{\an8}Donny Osmond.
995
00:59:08,549 --> 00:59:09,842
{\an8}Adele!
996
00:59:17,850 --> 00:59:20,686
- Oh, my gosh.
- Well, look at this. We got a spot.
997
00:59:20,686 --> 00:59:22,104
How about that?
998
00:59:29,820 --> 00:59:30,946
Wow!
999
00:59:30,946 --> 00:59:32,447
This is so cool.
1000
00:59:32,447 --> 00:59:35,158
- Dan, the floors are so shiny.
- Look at this place!
1001
00:59:37,077 --> 00:59:38,829
This is all ours?
1002
00:59:40,080 --> 00:59:41,290
Oh, my God.
1003
00:59:42,291 --> 00:59:43,292
Oh, wow.
1004
00:59:43,292 --> 00:59:46,336
"Enjoy the suite for which
every possible promotion has been applied.
1005
00:59:46,336 --> 00:59:49,047
You have a 7:00 p.m. reservation
at La Maison D'Or.
1006
00:59:49,047 --> 00:59:52,217
Thank you for being exceptional members.
Levon." How nice.
1007
00:59:53,927 --> 00:59:54,928
What?
1008
00:59:54,928 --> 00:59:56,889
- Nina?
- Yep.
1009
00:59:56,889 --> 00:59:58,557
You have to look at this tub.
1010
00:59:58,557 --> 01:00:01,226
I gotta run downstairs for a sec.
Don't let them raid the minibar, okay?
1011
01:00:02,227 --> 01:00:03,437
That is not mini.
1012
01:00:03,437 --> 01:00:04,813
Oh, my God.
1013
01:00:06,398 --> 01:00:07,691
Oh, my God. Yes!
1014
01:00:13,363 --> 01:00:14,364
Hey.
1015
01:00:15,991 --> 01:00:18,035
Look at you, playing the family man.
1016
01:00:18,035 --> 01:00:19,661
I'm not playing. This is my life.
1017
01:00:20,829 --> 01:00:22,414
You see any sign of trouble
on your way in?
1018
01:00:22,998 --> 01:00:24,583
- Uh-uh.
- Me neither.
1019
01:00:24,583 --> 01:00:27,211
I mean, I messed up, stopping in Iowa,
but I think we're in the clear.
1020
01:00:27,211 --> 01:00:30,047
Well, then enjoy your last night
as Dan Morgan, my friend.
1021
01:00:30,047 --> 01:00:34,051
I've got you on a flight to Vancouver
in the morning under your new identities.
1022
01:00:34,051 --> 01:00:36,595
Hey. You're a lifesaver, Augs. Thank you.
1023
01:00:37,262 --> 01:00:39,014
Try to get out of Vegas
with some of it, huh?
1024
01:00:39,014 --> 01:00:41,141
I promise nothing.
1025
01:00:42,100 --> 01:00:43,602
How did the family take the news?
1026
01:00:44,353 --> 01:00:46,939
I haven't told them yet.
I'm telling Jess at dinner.
1027
01:00:47,731 --> 01:00:50,400
- I suggest a Japanese restaurant.
- Why?
1028
01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:52,152
No knives.
1029
01:01:14,341 --> 01:01:16,760
Wow. You look incredible.
1030
01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:17,845
I know.
1031
01:01:17,845 --> 01:01:19,930
Wow! What a lucky guy I am.
1032
01:01:21,098 --> 01:01:22,307
Wow!
1033
01:01:24,101 --> 01:01:25,143
Come on.
1034
01:01:29,022 --> 01:01:31,817
Hey. All right. You two are on Max.
1035
01:01:31,817 --> 01:01:34,069
You're not to leave this suite
under any circumstance.
1036
01:01:34,069 --> 01:01:36,822
There's food in the supersized minibar.
You do not open that door for anyone.
1037
01:01:36,822 --> 01:01:38,115
- You got it?
- Got it.
1038
01:01:38,115 --> 01:01:39,241
What about you, Maxie?
1039
01:01:39,241 --> 01:01:42,911
- You got it?
- Yeah? All right. Have fun. Be good.
1040
01:01:49,793 --> 01:01:51,587
- Screw that, right?
- Oh, yeah.
1041
01:01:51,587 --> 01:01:52,880
Ready?
1042
01:01:53,422 --> 01:01:54,506
Let's go.
1043
01:01:56,258 --> 01:01:57,551
Yeah.
1044
01:02:01,388 --> 01:02:02,681
Excited.
1045
01:02:17,487 --> 01:02:18,572
Wow.
1046
01:02:18,572 --> 01:02:21,074
Hey, let's go to HyperX.
I wanna see the esports arena.
1047
01:02:21,074 --> 01:02:24,995
No way. No, I'm not spending my time
in an arena full of Kyles. I'm not going.
1048
01:02:24,995 --> 01:02:27,122
Sucks to suck. Me and Max are going.
1049
01:02:30,459 --> 01:02:32,294
- Hello, Elvis.
- Uh-huh.
1050
01:02:44,473 --> 01:02:45,516
- Bye.
- Bye.
1051
01:03:11,375 --> 01:03:13,669
All right. I think it's just down here.
You're gonna love it.
1052
01:03:13,669 --> 01:03:15,087
I already hate it.
1053
01:03:15,712 --> 01:03:21,301
Welcome to the HyperX Arena.
Five minutes until our final round.
1054
01:03:23,637 --> 01:03:25,013
This is sick.
1055
01:03:25,013 --> 01:03:26,807
Smells like your room on steroids.
1056
01:03:26,807 --> 01:03:27,891
Thanks.
1057
01:03:28,392 --> 01:03:29,518
That's Ren.
1058
01:03:29,518 --> 01:03:31,895
Hi. Sorry. Big fan.
1059
01:03:31,895 --> 01:03:33,772
Thanks. Wait. You're...
1060
01:03:34,398 --> 01:03:37,192
- Kyllboi.
- Yeah. I've seen your streams.
1061
01:03:37,776 --> 01:03:38,902
Thanks.
1062
01:03:40,946 --> 01:03:41,947
Hey.
1063
01:03:42,573 --> 01:03:44,324
Do you wanna meet Valkyrae and the others?
1064
01:03:44,992 --> 01:03:46,326
Hell yeah.
1065
01:03:46,326 --> 01:03:48,245
Okay. I have a gift for you.
1066
01:03:48,245 --> 01:03:50,372
- Okay.
- Take him.
1067
01:03:54,418 --> 01:03:55,878
Thank you very much.
1068
01:03:58,172 --> 01:03:59,381
- To us.
- Yeah.
1069
01:04:00,549 --> 01:04:02,551
I can't believe we actually did it.
1070
01:04:02,551 --> 01:04:03,886
- We're here.
- Yep.
1071
01:04:03,886 --> 01:04:05,470
We're here.
1072
01:04:05,470 --> 01:04:06,680
Look, Jess,
1073
01:04:06,680 --> 01:04:08,640
- There's something I need to tell you.
- Hang on.
1074
01:04:08,640 --> 01:04:09,975
- Come here.
- What?
1075
01:04:10,684 --> 01:04:11,768
Oh, my God.
1076
01:04:13,061 --> 01:04:15,439
- Thank you.
- You don't have to thank me.
1077
01:04:16,690 --> 01:04:18,984
Sorry. I interrupted.
1078
01:04:19,484 --> 01:04:22,696
No, it's okay. It's just--
The reason that we came on this trip--
1079
01:04:27,409 --> 01:04:28,493
What I was saying was--
1080
01:04:28,493 --> 01:04:30,078
Would you like some pepper?
1081
01:04:30,078 --> 01:04:32,289
I don't want pepper.
1082
01:04:32,289 --> 01:04:34,208
I want to be alone with my wife.
1083
01:04:34,208 --> 01:04:36,251
I don't actually speak French.
1084
01:04:36,251 --> 01:04:38,045
They just teach us enough to sound fancy.
1085
01:04:40,130 --> 01:04:41,340
I'll give you a minute.
1086
01:04:43,675 --> 01:04:45,010
You speak French too?
1087
01:04:46,720 --> 01:04:48,764
I took some French back in the day.
1088
01:04:48,764 --> 01:04:51,266
It's literally kind of weird
that you've never mentioned to me
1089
01:04:51,266 --> 01:04:53,644
that you speak two foreign languages.
1090
01:04:56,939 --> 01:04:58,065
How good are you?
1091
01:05:00,275 --> 01:05:02,486
I don't know, it has been a while.
1092
01:05:03,028 --> 01:05:04,571
I have traveled around the world.
1093
01:05:05,781 --> 01:05:08,992
Despite that,
it's hard to tell you the truth.
1094
01:05:08,992 --> 01:05:12,454
I'm afraid to break your heart.
1095
01:05:12,996 --> 01:05:16,458
I don't know if you will still love me...
1096
01:05:16,458 --> 01:05:19,711
once you know who I truly am.
1097
01:05:20,128 --> 01:05:24,007
I'm sorry that you're
being pulled into this...
1098
01:05:24,007 --> 01:05:25,300
but I swear on my life...
1099
01:05:25,300 --> 01:05:27,344
that I'll never let any person...
1100
01:05:27,344 --> 01:05:31,974
hurt you or the kids.
1101
01:05:34,560 --> 01:05:36,311
That was crazy sexy.
1102
01:05:37,187 --> 01:05:39,523
Why does everything sound
so much better in French?
1103
01:05:39,523 --> 01:05:41,066
Well, it's an innately melodic language.
1104
01:05:41,066 --> 01:05:43,026
At some point,
you and I are gonna have to talk
1105
01:05:43,026 --> 01:05:44,903
about why you never told me
you can do that.
1106
01:05:44,903 --> 01:05:47,614
I mean, it's crazy you didn't tell me.
1107
01:05:47,614 --> 01:05:51,034
We should also talk
about how insane you've been acting
1108
01:05:51,034 --> 01:05:52,953
ever since you showed up
and whisked us off to Vegas.
1109
01:05:52,953 --> 01:05:55,706
But right now,
I just wanna be here with you.
1110
01:05:55,706 --> 01:05:57,916
I wanna be eating this amazing food,
1111
01:05:57,916 --> 01:06:00,002
and drinking this champagne
we can't afford,
1112
01:06:00,878 --> 01:06:03,505
and enjoying each other's company,
and just maybe...
1113
01:06:05,507 --> 01:06:11,221
showing that ridiculous hotel suite
some moves it has never seen before.
1114
01:06:13,140 --> 01:06:15,893
I don't know about you, but that
sounds like a pretty perfect night.
1115
01:06:18,353 --> 01:06:21,481
- What rank are you?
- Ascendant 3.
1116
01:06:21,481 --> 01:06:24,067
Damn. Really? That's better than him.
1117
01:06:24,943 --> 01:06:26,069
That's incredible.
1118
01:06:26,069 --> 01:06:28,113
- Oh, my.
- How long you been playing for?
1119
01:06:28,113 --> 01:06:29,990
I mean, since the game came out.
1120
01:06:29,990 --> 01:06:31,742
It's cool your brother's Kyllboi.
1121
01:06:32,409 --> 01:06:34,620
- Is it?
- Yeah. He's the real deal.
1122
01:06:37,915 --> 01:06:39,875
So, is this your...
1123
01:06:39,875 --> 01:06:42,920
No. Oh, God. No.
1124
01:06:42,920 --> 01:06:45,589
- I found him. Just over there.
- Over there?
1125
01:06:45,589 --> 01:06:48,342
- Yeah.
- Just hanging out?
1126
01:06:48,342 --> 01:06:50,719
It's time for the finals.
1127
01:06:50,719 --> 01:06:56,099
Team Valkyrae
and Team iiTzTimmy onto the stage!
1128
01:07:00,103 --> 01:07:02,022
Hey, let's go.
1129
01:07:05,984 --> 01:07:07,277
Use Kyllboi.
1130
01:07:09,446 --> 01:07:10,781
Are you up for it?
1131
01:07:10,781 --> 01:07:12,157
The finals?
1132
01:07:12,157 --> 01:07:14,409
Yeah, this is one of those moments, man.
Are you in or out?
1133
01:07:17,704 --> 01:07:20,123
- In.
- Let's go. Yeah.
1134
01:07:20,123 --> 01:07:21,333
- Okay.
- Don't be nervous.
1135
01:07:21,333 --> 01:07:23,544
- It'll be a piece of cake.
- Thanks.
1136
01:07:23,544 --> 01:07:25,128
Hey, that was kind of cool of you.
1137
01:07:26,338 --> 01:07:28,382
Not really. They're gonna get destroyed.
1138
01:07:29,508 --> 01:07:31,718
What's up, everyone?
1139
01:07:32,344 --> 01:07:34,555
Take a seat, Kyllboi, right next to me.
1140
01:07:56,285 --> 01:07:57,452
Do you have ammo?
1141
01:07:57,452 --> 01:07:59,329
I'm gonna try and block us off real quick.
1142
01:08:03,125 --> 01:08:04,126
Above here.
1143
01:08:06,461 --> 01:08:07,337
Let's go.
1144
01:08:08,714 --> 01:08:10,799
- Good job.
- Okay. Next.
1145
01:08:10,799 --> 01:08:12,342
No more bets.
1146
01:08:12,843 --> 01:08:16,889
- Oh, shoot!
- I'm gonna call the kids.
1147
01:08:16,889 --> 01:08:18,055
Okay. Yeah.
1148
01:08:21,225 --> 01:08:22,603
{\an8}Check B Main right now.
1149
01:08:22,603 --> 01:08:24,604
- Nice shot.
- Here's the last one.
1150
01:08:24,604 --> 01:08:26,106
He satcheled in.
1151
01:08:27,858 --> 01:08:29,609
- Are you serious? What was that?
- Nice!
1152
01:08:30,402 --> 01:08:32,487
That was so sick!
1153
01:08:42,915 --> 01:08:43,916
- Hey.
- Hey.
1154
01:08:43,916 --> 01:08:46,502
Hey, the kids aren't answering.
You wanna head back up?
1155
01:08:47,085 --> 01:08:48,795
Yeah. Let's do it. Okay.
1156
01:08:57,179 --> 01:08:59,264
Jess. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
1157
01:09:05,145 --> 01:09:06,229
They okay?
1158
01:09:06,229 --> 01:09:07,731
They're good.
1159
01:09:10,442 --> 01:09:12,486
Look, I'm so sorry we cut the night short.
I didn't--
1160
01:09:12,486 --> 01:09:13,779
Who says we did?
1161
01:09:15,572 --> 01:09:19,243
Give me 30 seconds to freshen up,
and then meet me in bed.
1162
01:09:19,243 --> 01:09:20,327
Okay.
1163
01:09:48,856 --> 01:09:50,189
Okay.
1164
01:09:52,192 --> 01:09:53,193
Mood.
1165
01:10:04,788 --> 01:10:05,998
Love mist.
1166
01:10:09,918 --> 01:10:10,919
Jess!
1167
01:10:24,183 --> 01:10:25,142
Dan?
1168
01:10:50,292 --> 01:10:51,710
- Oh, my God.
- There he is.
1169
01:10:52,252 --> 01:10:53,378
Dan?
1170
01:10:54,213 --> 01:10:55,547
- I've been looking for you.
- Dan.
1171
01:10:59,843 --> 01:11:00,844
Dan.
1172
01:11:02,930 --> 01:11:04,306
Easy, Coogan.
1173
01:11:05,265 --> 01:11:07,392
You got me. You win.
1174
01:11:13,857 --> 01:11:15,359
Just let her go.
1175
01:11:15,901 --> 01:11:18,862
- She doesn't know anything.
- Well, I'd say she does now, Sean.
1176
01:11:19,863 --> 01:11:22,741
Yeah. So here's how this is gonna go.
1177
01:11:23,575 --> 01:11:24,618
First, I'm gonna kill you.
1178
01:11:25,536 --> 01:11:26,537
And then I'm gonna kill her.
1179
01:11:27,829 --> 01:11:30,791
And then I'm gonna have my associate
at HyperX kill your kids.
1180
01:11:32,751 --> 01:11:33,752
How's that sound?
1181
01:11:39,216 --> 01:11:40,425
I can explain.
1182
01:11:48,225 --> 01:11:50,435
That's normal, honey.
Everybody barfs their first time.
1183
01:11:52,521 --> 01:11:53,814
Give me one second.
1184
01:12:01,655 --> 01:12:02,698
What?
1185
01:12:03,365 --> 01:12:04,992
Oh, my God.
1186
01:12:07,244 --> 01:12:08,537
Jess, wait. Where are you going?
1187
01:12:09,037 --> 01:12:10,205
HyperX.
1188
01:12:18,714 --> 01:12:21,925
So, do you want me to talk,
or do you have things to say?
1189
01:12:21,925 --> 01:12:24,052
- Do I have things to say?
- Right. Sorry.
1190
01:12:24,052 --> 01:12:26,513
I have eyeball on me, Sean.
1191
01:12:27,097 --> 01:12:28,307
Fucking eyeball.
1192
01:12:30,309 --> 01:12:32,519
- Jess.
- Shut up. Shut up!
1193
01:12:32,519 --> 01:12:35,022
I don't wanna hear it.
I don't even wanna look at you.
1194
01:12:35,022 --> 01:12:36,356
I just wanna find my kids,
1195
01:12:36,356 --> 01:12:39,610
who don't have their goddamn phones
because you threw them away!
1196
01:12:42,863 --> 01:12:44,907
Kyllboi, it's just you and me.
1197
01:12:46,658 --> 01:12:48,994
Take this guy. Breach.
1198
01:12:52,122 --> 01:12:53,165
Watch out!
1199
01:12:54,791 --> 01:12:56,627
- I have a rez.
- Okay.
1200
01:13:00,088 --> 01:13:01,340
Oh, no.
1201
01:13:03,008 --> 01:13:04,676
- Shit on!
- Oh, my God.
1202
01:13:05,344 --> 01:13:06,845
It's all on you, man.
1203
01:13:06,845 --> 01:13:08,430
To the left. Nice shot.
1204
01:13:10,599 --> 01:13:12,476
- Nice. One more.
- Coming.
1205
01:13:17,940 --> 01:13:19,441
- Let's go!
- Yes! Yes!
1206
01:13:20,234 --> 01:13:22,152
We have a winner!
1207
01:13:23,529 --> 01:13:25,822
- Team Valkyrae wins!
- Yes!
1208
01:13:27,783 --> 01:13:29,576
{\an8}Doesn't get much closer than that.
1209
01:13:29,576 --> 01:13:32,496
{\an8}Kyllboi! Kyllboi! That's right.
1210
01:13:32,496 --> 01:13:35,749
- Kyllboi!
- Give it up!
1211
01:13:40,629 --> 01:13:42,714
- It's Kyllboi.
- Who's Kyllboi?
1212
01:13:43,215 --> 01:13:44,383
Kyllboi!
1213
01:13:44,383 --> 01:13:45,467
Kyle?
1214
01:13:45,467 --> 01:13:47,302
Oh, shit. Kyle!
1215
01:13:48,929 --> 01:13:50,472
- Hey!
- Where's your brother?
1216
01:13:50,472 --> 01:13:52,516
That's a funny story.
He's literally right there.
1217
01:13:52,516 --> 01:13:54,142
- No. Your other brother.
- Okay, yeah. He's fine.
1218
01:13:54,142 --> 01:13:55,227
He's good. He's with Ren.
1219
01:13:55,227 --> 01:13:56,687
- What?
- Excuse me.
1220
01:13:56,687 --> 01:13:58,313
See?
1221
01:13:58,313 --> 01:14:01,692
- He's fine. Max is great. Heya.
- Hey.
1222
01:14:02,776 --> 01:14:03,902
- Okay. Call me.
- Listen.
1223
01:14:03,902 --> 01:14:05,988
I know you guys are mad--
1224
01:14:05,988 --> 01:14:07,906
Listen, that's me they're cheering for.
1225
01:14:07,906 --> 01:14:10,367
- What were you thinking?
- Well, Max is fine.
1226
01:14:10,367 --> 01:14:12,327
Okay, look. Guys,
we don't have time for this, okay?
1227
01:14:12,327 --> 01:14:13,662
We need to get out of this city.
1228
01:14:13,662 --> 01:14:14,913
Overreact much?
1229
01:14:14,913 --> 01:14:17,040
Wait. Why do we have to leave?
1230
01:14:17,040 --> 01:14:18,709
Because.
1231
01:14:18,709 --> 01:14:20,794
- Jess, tell them, please.
- This is all on you.
1232
01:14:21,920 --> 01:14:24,798
We have to leave because
my former coworkers are trying to kill us.
1233
01:14:24,798 --> 01:14:26,425
What? From Planet Car Deals?
1234
01:14:26,425 --> 01:14:28,260
I'm not kidding around. Ask Max.
1235
01:14:28,844 --> 01:14:30,804
Before I met your mom,
I was a covert assassin.
1236
01:14:30,804 --> 01:14:32,514
I escaped that life,
and now they've found us.
1237
01:14:35,767 --> 01:14:38,270
Dad, you are, like,
the biggest wimp on the planet.
1238
01:14:39,605 --> 01:14:42,274
Thank you. Move. Go! Now!
1239
01:14:43,275 --> 01:14:44,818
Go, go.
1240
01:14:46,195 --> 01:14:47,779
Find an exit.
1241
01:14:49,573 --> 01:14:54,203
- Move, guys. Come on.
- Go. Go.
1242
01:15:00,083 --> 01:15:01,293
- Dad?
- What the fuck?
1243
01:15:01,293 --> 01:15:02,961
I'm gonna draw her fire, okay?
1244
01:15:02,961 --> 01:15:06,632
When I do, take the kids that way.
I'll be right behind you, okay?
1245
01:15:39,039 --> 01:15:40,123
Go.
1246
01:15:43,418 --> 01:15:45,003
Jess, she's coming. Wait here.
1247
01:15:45,003 --> 01:15:46,964
- Okay.
- Wait right here.
1248
01:15:58,475 --> 01:15:59,726
It's okay, honey.
1249
01:15:59,726 --> 01:16:01,728
Everyone barfs the first time.
1250
01:16:05,983 --> 01:16:08,068
Come on, we gotta go. Come on. Let's go.
1251
01:16:11,071 --> 01:16:12,114
Move, guys. Go.
1252
01:16:31,925 --> 01:16:33,510
My real name is Sean.
1253
01:16:34,428 --> 01:16:35,888
My mother died when I was four.
1254
01:16:36,388 --> 01:16:37,556
My father was prone to violence.
1255
01:16:37,556 --> 01:16:39,808
When I turned 18,
it was straight into the army.
1256
01:16:40,309 --> 01:16:43,020
I dunno. Maybe it was his genes
coming out, but I thrived.
1257
01:16:43,020 --> 01:16:44,771
I was a Green Beret. I was a Delta.
1258
01:16:44,771 --> 01:16:47,441
And then I was approached
by a man named McCaffrey.
1259
01:16:47,441 --> 01:16:48,901
Former SAS.
1260
01:16:49,484 --> 01:16:52,404
He took my training to a whole other level
and recruited me into a special program.
1261
01:16:52,404 --> 01:16:55,866
- It was a chance to do some real good.
- What kind of special program?
1262
01:16:55,866 --> 01:16:57,659
We took out the worst of the worst.
1263
01:16:57,659 --> 01:17:00,287
Terrorists, warlords,
kidnappers all over the world.
1264
01:17:00,287 --> 01:17:02,039
Ones the government
couldn't legally touch.
1265
01:17:02,039 --> 01:17:03,624
Took out, as in...
1266
01:17:05,292 --> 01:17:06,793
- Well, how many?
- Twenty-six.
1267
01:17:06,793 --> 01:17:09,463
- You've killed 26 pe--
- No.
1268
01:17:09,463 --> 01:17:11,757
No, I went on 26 operations.
1269
01:17:11,757 --> 01:17:13,008
Oh, God.
1270
01:17:13,675 --> 01:17:15,844
- Thirty-nine people.
- That's more!
1271
01:17:17,513 --> 01:17:19,932
- Are we including this trip?
- Total dead people, Dan!
1272
01:17:19,932 --> 01:17:21,266
- Dad.
- Forty-three.
1273
01:17:22,142 --> 01:17:23,185
They were all bad.
1274
01:17:23,185 --> 01:17:26,939
- You are such a hypocrite.
- All bad people.
1275
01:17:26,939 --> 01:17:31,527
You took away the one thing I'm good at
because there's fake violence,
1276
01:17:31,527 --> 01:17:32,653
and you're a serial killer?
1277
01:17:32,653 --> 01:17:35,322
Dad, you were working
for the good guys, right?
1278
01:17:35,322 --> 01:17:37,074
McCaffrey was a father figure.
1279
01:17:37,074 --> 01:17:38,909
I trusted him, but I was naive.
1280
01:17:38,909 --> 01:17:40,744
I mean, it started out legit.
1281
01:17:41,703 --> 01:17:43,997
But he got greedy and began
farming us out as mercenaries
1282
01:17:43,997 --> 01:17:45,207
to the highest bidder.
1283
01:17:45,207 --> 01:17:47,709
And as soon as I found out, I left.
All right?
1284
01:17:47,709 --> 01:17:50,754
I fought my way out,
but that meant turning against my friends,
1285
01:17:50,754 --> 01:17:53,924
my mentor, against the only real family
that I'd ever known.
1286
01:17:53,924 --> 01:17:55,551
So they've been hunting you ever since.
1287
01:17:56,510 --> 01:17:59,137
- Yeah.
- I am such an idiot.
1288
01:18:00,013 --> 01:18:03,267
This is why you're so secretive,
why you never wanna go anywhere.
1289
01:18:03,267 --> 01:18:06,353
Why you're so weird about social media.
1290
01:18:06,854 --> 01:18:08,564
Why you're so anti-technology.
1291
01:18:08,564 --> 01:18:11,817
Well, with facial recognition software,
I had no choice.
1292
01:18:11,817 --> 01:18:14,987
Plus, I really do think that social media
is fundamentally disgusting and gross.
1293
01:18:14,987 --> 01:18:17,739
- God.
- But now that they found us, what happens?
1294
01:18:17,739 --> 01:18:18,949
I got it figured out.
1295
01:18:19,992 --> 01:18:21,243
We're good.
1296
01:18:22,828 --> 01:18:24,288
That's yours.
1297
01:18:24,872 --> 01:18:27,207
And that's yours. And that's yours.
1298
01:18:29,209 --> 01:18:30,252
"Molly Anderson"?
1299
01:18:30,252 --> 01:18:31,962
At least you got a real name.
1300
01:18:31,962 --> 01:18:33,463
I'm Van.
1301
01:18:33,463 --> 01:18:34,923
I'm a vehicle.
1302
01:18:34,923 --> 01:18:36,216
Van?
1303
01:18:36,216 --> 01:18:38,427
Look, we can't go back to Buffalo,
all right?
1304
01:18:38,427 --> 01:18:40,095
Those lives are over. I'm sorry.
1305
01:18:40,095 --> 01:18:44,308
I finally have a life,
and you're ruining it.
1306
01:18:47,603 --> 01:18:49,188
- Thanks, Dad.
- Kyle, come back.
1307
01:18:49,188 --> 01:18:52,774
Dad, no. You don't get to tell us
what to do anymore.
1308
01:18:52,774 --> 01:18:54,943
- Ever.
- Come--
1309
01:18:57,571 --> 01:18:59,907
- Eighteen years of lies.
- I'm still the man you married.
1310
01:18:59,907 --> 01:19:02,576
- I was just something different before.
- Something different?
1311
01:19:02,576 --> 01:19:04,953
You weren't in a band or vegan, Dan.
1312
01:19:04,953 --> 01:19:06,914
That would be something different.
1313
01:19:06,914 --> 01:19:09,333
You were an assassin for hire.
1314
01:19:09,333 --> 01:19:11,043
I kept the truth from you
to protect you, okay?
1315
01:19:11,043 --> 01:19:14,171
- But our love was real.
- Real? Are you serious?
1316
01:19:14,796 --> 01:19:16,757
What, was it so real
that you couldn't trust me
1317
01:19:16,757 --> 01:19:18,759
with knowing how much danger we were in?
1318
01:19:19,635 --> 01:19:20,761
What did you think?
1319
01:19:21,428 --> 01:19:25,182
That I'd go blabbing about it
on the moms' school text chain?
1320
01:19:25,182 --> 01:19:26,934
- No. I--
- Or were you afraid I'd leave you,
1321
01:19:26,934 --> 01:19:28,393
knowing who you really are?
1322
01:19:28,393 --> 01:19:30,437
We were just some disguise for you,
1323
01:19:30,437 --> 01:19:33,065
just some part of your cover
as a suburban schlub?
1324
01:19:33,065 --> 01:19:36,193
- What? No.
- Fuck, you must have resented us. Right?
1325
01:19:36,193 --> 01:19:40,280
Every single day, eking out a living,
wiping kids' asses, driving a minivan.
1326
01:19:40,280 --> 01:19:42,241
I love that minivan.
1327
01:19:42,241 --> 01:19:46,828
I mean, all of a sudden you're, like,
what, James Bond, and now you're what?
1328
01:19:46,828 --> 01:19:48,080
Normal.
1329
01:19:48,747 --> 01:19:52,459
A normal guy with a normal,
wonderful, perfect life.
1330
01:19:52,459 --> 01:19:54,169
That's all I've ever wanted.
1331
01:19:54,169 --> 01:19:56,046
I mean, you were a decathlete.
1332
01:19:56,046 --> 01:19:57,422
You should've medaled in Athens.
1333
01:19:57,422 --> 01:19:58,966
Do you resent your life as a mom?
1334
01:19:58,966 --> 01:20:00,050
Sometimes.
1335
01:20:01,051 --> 01:20:02,135
Yes.
1336
01:20:02,845 --> 01:20:03,971
I don't wanna be that guy.
1337
01:20:05,639 --> 01:20:07,140
I wish I could believe you.
1338
01:20:08,433 --> 01:20:09,560
I really do.
1339
01:20:10,143 --> 01:20:11,645
But to be honest,
1340
01:20:11,645 --> 01:20:14,898
this trip is the happiest
that I have seen you in years.
1341
01:20:16,441 --> 01:20:20,737
A trip in which
you have killed four people.
1342
01:20:20,737 --> 01:20:22,948
I mean, is this really you?
1343
01:20:26,326 --> 01:20:29,413
You're a stranger named Sean.
1344
01:20:34,418 --> 01:20:35,419
"Archibald Anderson."
1345
01:20:36,003 --> 01:20:37,880
Oh, damn it, Augie.
1346
01:20:39,006 --> 01:20:43,093
You know, first thing in the morning,
I am taking the kids and I am leaving.
1347
01:20:43,719 --> 01:20:45,971
- Jess, it's not safe.
- It's not safe with you.
1348
01:20:46,763 --> 01:20:48,056
They're after you, not us.
1349
01:20:48,056 --> 01:20:51,018
And from now on, I'm making
the decisions about me and the kids.
1350
01:20:53,604 --> 01:20:54,771
Jess.
1351
01:21:04,823 --> 01:21:07,034
Yeah. Hi. Thanks for picking up.
1352
01:21:07,034 --> 01:21:08,118
I know it's late.
1353
01:21:08,619 --> 01:21:12,623
I was wondering if you could help
with some travel for my family, please.
1354
01:21:40,400 --> 01:21:42,653
- Where are you going?
- Far from here, far from you.
1355
01:21:42,653 --> 01:21:44,488
- Where?
- It's none of your business.
1356
01:21:44,488 --> 01:21:45,697
What? Like hell it isn't.
1357
01:21:45,697 --> 01:21:47,991
Hey, you cannot go to the airport,
you know. They're gonna be waiting there.
1358
01:21:47,991 --> 01:21:50,285
Well, we're not.
We've made other arrangements.
1359
01:21:50,285 --> 01:21:51,370
What other arrangements?
1360
01:21:51,370 --> 01:21:54,081
Sorry, Dan. Can't say.
It's to protect you.
1361
01:21:54,081 --> 01:21:56,083
Jess-- Oh, really? Come on. Don't--
1362
01:21:58,418 --> 01:22:00,587
Jess. Please. It's not safe.
1363
01:22:00,587 --> 01:22:02,923
Then handle it. Make it safe.
1364
01:22:02,923 --> 01:22:04,925
And when you're done with it,
stay away from us.
1365
01:22:22,985 --> 01:22:24,027
Is this for us?
1366
01:22:24,778 --> 01:22:26,989
No, I don't think so. Couldn't be.
1367
01:22:34,705 --> 01:22:36,623
- Hi.
- Gwen.
1368
01:22:37,499 --> 01:22:39,960
What are you doing here?
I wasn't expecting all this.
1369
01:22:39,960 --> 01:22:43,046
I was on a layover nearby, and I thought,
I'll just come get you myself.
1370
01:22:43,839 --> 01:22:45,048
Okay.
1371
01:22:45,048 --> 01:22:47,885
Hi. You must be Molly and Van.
1372
01:22:48,468 --> 01:22:52,598
I'm Gwen. Hi, little one. There's
breakfast on board, if you'd like it.
1373
01:22:52,598 --> 01:22:53,765
Sure.
1374
01:22:55,726 --> 01:22:58,353
- Thanks.
- Jessica, what is wrong? Are you okay?
1375
01:22:58,979 --> 01:23:00,647
What happened? Where's your husband?
1376
01:23:01,565 --> 01:23:02,733
We had a fight.
1377
01:23:03,692 --> 01:23:04,943
Oh, boy.
1378
01:23:04,943 --> 01:23:07,529
Hey, maybe you can help me
with my guy problems then.
1379
01:23:07,529 --> 01:23:09,198
- How about that?
- I'd love to.
1380
01:23:10,324 --> 01:23:12,451
Remember that ex
I told you about in Buffalo?
1381
01:23:12,451 --> 01:23:14,453
- Yeah.
- We were together for years.
1382
01:23:14,453 --> 01:23:16,788
It was good. I mean, it was really good.
1383
01:23:17,789 --> 01:23:21,084
You know when you just can't
get enough of each other physically?
1384
01:23:21,877 --> 01:23:25,380
I thought he was the one,
and then he just threw it all away.
1385
01:23:25,964 --> 01:23:28,759
Married some other woman
who was the complete opposite of me.
1386
01:23:28,759 --> 01:23:29,843
And the worst part...
1387
01:23:30,719 --> 01:23:31,929
she's insufferable.
1388
01:23:32,930 --> 01:23:34,556
- Wait. You met her?
- I had to.
1389
01:23:34,556 --> 01:23:36,183
He created this whole life
with this woman,
1390
01:23:36,183 --> 01:23:38,435
and I needed to see
what she had that I didn't.
1391
01:23:38,435 --> 01:23:39,603
What did you do?
1392
01:23:39,603 --> 01:23:42,606
I did what I do best. I got in close,
1393
01:23:42,606 --> 01:23:47,611
I won her trust, and then I just waited
patiently for her to walk into my trap.
1394
01:23:53,700 --> 01:23:57,579
You know, I think
I left something in the taxi.
1395
01:23:57,579 --> 01:23:58,872
Hey, Molly?
1396
01:23:58,872 --> 01:24:00,582
- Yeah?
- You wanna bring your brother?
1397
01:24:00,582 --> 01:24:02,584
Let's go. We're leaving.
1398
01:24:08,841 --> 01:24:10,884
I told you to stay off this op.
1399
01:24:10,884 --> 01:24:14,805
And yet, who brought them to you
in a big, fat bow?
1400
01:24:14,805 --> 01:24:16,265
You needed me.
1401
01:24:16,265 --> 01:24:18,100
I know Sean better than you ever will.
1402
01:24:21,019 --> 01:24:22,980
Do whatever you want
with the family. I don't care.
1403
01:24:23,689 --> 01:24:26,775
I just want Sean.
He's my payment for delivery.
1404
01:24:37,744 --> 01:24:39,663
You couldn't let it go, could you?
1405
01:24:39,663 --> 01:24:41,707
You know me better than that.
1406
01:24:42,207 --> 01:24:43,876
Look, you can have me,
1407
01:24:43,876 --> 01:24:46,086
but I want your word
that you won't go after my family.
1408
01:24:46,086 --> 01:24:47,212
"Go after"?
1409
01:24:47,838 --> 01:24:50,132
You're a little behind, buddy boy.
1410
01:24:52,176 --> 01:24:54,636
- I swear to God, if you hurt them--
- Come and get 'em.
1411
01:24:54,636 --> 01:24:56,054
Somewhere public.
1412
01:24:56,054 --> 01:24:58,765
I think you're mistaking
who holds the cards here.
1413
01:24:58,765 --> 01:25:02,519
Be at the old Poseidon Casino
north of the city in 30 minutes...
1414
01:25:03,520 --> 01:25:04,521
alone.
1415
01:25:46,188 --> 01:25:47,481
Come on out!
1416
01:25:52,861 --> 01:25:54,404
Hello, old friend.
1417
01:25:54,404 --> 01:25:56,406
He brought you in for this, huh, Spiros?
1418
01:25:56,406 --> 01:25:58,116
He brought everybody.
1419
01:25:59,743 --> 01:26:01,119
Follow me.
1420
01:26:08,460 --> 01:26:09,753
He's alone.
1421
01:26:10,629 --> 01:26:13,131
Well, well. How sweet.
1422
01:26:13,882 --> 01:26:15,717
He could have been halfway
around the world by now,
1423
01:26:15,717 --> 01:26:20,222
and yet here he is, trading his life
for the family that abandoned him.
1424
01:26:22,933 --> 01:26:25,602
So, am I ever getting back
that five grand I lent you in Morocco?
1425
01:26:25,602 --> 01:26:26,687
I'll tell you what.
1426
01:26:26,687 --> 01:26:30,107
If you're still alive in ten minutes,
I'll pay you back with interest.
1427
01:26:31,149 --> 01:26:34,444
Oh, shame. It's a beautiful place.
1428
01:26:35,153 --> 01:26:37,114
They're demolishing it in ten days.
1429
01:26:47,291 --> 01:26:49,459
All this for me? I'm flattered.
1430
01:26:50,502 --> 01:26:51,378
How's the family?
1431
01:26:52,045 --> 01:26:53,046
Which one?
1432
01:26:54,548 --> 01:26:55,674
We're coming up.
1433
01:27:11,857 --> 01:27:13,192
There he is.
1434
01:27:13,192 --> 01:27:14,193
Are you okay?
1435
01:27:24,453 --> 01:27:25,954
No hug for your old man?
1436
01:27:25,954 --> 01:27:27,789
Why start now, Dad?
1437
01:27:28,582 --> 01:27:29,833
I'm sorry, what?
1438
01:27:29,833 --> 01:27:31,877
I'm your grandfather, Kyle.
1439
01:27:33,962 --> 01:27:35,923
Oh, my God. We're British.
1440
01:27:37,216 --> 01:27:38,592
He didn't tell ya?
1441
01:27:38,592 --> 01:27:41,762
No. He left that part
out of his no-more-lies speech.
1442
01:27:42,346 --> 01:27:45,098
- Well, I said he was a father figure.
- Not quite the same, Dan.
1443
01:27:45,098 --> 01:27:48,101
This is good, right?
He's not gonna kill his own grandkids.
1444
01:27:49,019 --> 01:27:51,813
Look, do whatever you want with me.
Let them go.
1445
01:27:51,813 --> 01:27:54,107
What is it you think I want, Sean?
1446
01:27:54,608 --> 01:27:55,609
Kill me.
1447
01:27:56,109 --> 01:27:59,029
In that spider's nest of a heart,
you actually think that I wronged you.
1448
01:27:59,029 --> 01:28:00,447
You were my son.
1449
01:28:01,990 --> 01:28:03,242
My legacy.
1450
01:28:04,660 --> 01:28:07,621
I poured everything I am into you.
You threw it all away.
1451
01:28:08,163 --> 01:28:10,332
You abandoned me. You broke my heart.
1452
01:28:10,332 --> 01:28:12,167
So, yeah. I wanted you dead.
1453
01:28:12,960 --> 01:28:15,963
But then something happened
over these past few days.
1454
01:28:15,963 --> 01:28:19,049
You wasted every single guy I sent at you.
Every goddamn one.
1455
01:28:20,384 --> 01:28:23,720
You are every bit the killer
I taught you to be.
1456
01:28:23,720 --> 01:28:26,265
No. It's not who I am anymore.
1457
01:28:26,265 --> 01:28:27,349
Bullshit.
1458
01:28:28,976 --> 01:28:31,019
Tell me you didn't feel more alive
the past three days
1459
01:28:31,019 --> 01:28:33,021
than you have done in years.
1460
01:28:34,356 --> 01:28:36,900
And as you smoked each of my men,
1461
01:28:37,568 --> 01:28:41,864
I felt something that I haven't felt
in a very long time.
1462
01:28:43,240 --> 01:28:45,450
Pride in my son.
1463
01:28:45,450 --> 01:28:46,702
What? So, what is this?
1464
01:28:47,411 --> 01:28:49,580
Now you don't wanna kill me?
What the hell do you want?
1465
01:28:49,580 --> 01:28:50,914
I want you back.
1466
01:28:50,914 --> 01:28:52,082
What?
1467
01:28:52,082 --> 01:28:54,168
Things were never as good after you left.
1468
01:28:56,461 --> 01:28:57,921
For any of us.
1469
01:28:58,964 --> 01:29:04,303
So, I want my son back,
working by my side in the family business.
1470
01:29:04,303 --> 01:29:06,847
You're not seriously considering this,
1471
01:29:06,847 --> 01:29:08,849
- are you, Dad?
- Quiet, Kyle.
1472
01:29:08,849 --> 01:29:11,643
Everybody wins.
You come back where you belong.
1473
01:29:12,144 --> 01:29:13,645
Be who you were born to be.
1474
01:29:14,438 --> 01:29:16,523
Jess and the kids
go safely back to Buffalo.
1475
01:29:16,523 --> 01:29:18,233
It's what they want anyway.
1476
01:29:20,152 --> 01:29:22,154
Sure beats the shit out of selling cars.
1477
01:29:23,322 --> 01:29:26,450
But no contact.
Can't have you going soft on me again.
1478
01:29:26,450 --> 01:29:28,493
I'm their father.
There's no way this is gonna happen.
1479
01:29:30,537 --> 01:29:32,080
I'm sorry to hear that.
1480
01:29:35,626 --> 01:29:37,044
Start with the wife.
1481
01:29:37,044 --> 01:29:39,713
- Wait, no! I--
- There's no third option!
1482
01:29:39,713 --> 01:29:42,049
Either it all ends here and now,
1483
01:29:42,049 --> 01:29:46,637
or you give your family
exactly what they want and then some!
1484
01:29:53,519 --> 01:29:54,394
I'll do it.
1485
01:29:57,981 --> 01:29:58,982
Okay.
1486
01:30:00,901 --> 01:30:04,613
Spiros, see the family to the airport
with our blessing.
1487
01:30:25,092 --> 01:30:26,593
Dad.
1488
01:30:29,096 --> 01:30:30,305
Dad, please.
1489
01:30:30,305 --> 01:30:32,307
I love you. I'll always love you.
1490
01:30:36,603 --> 01:30:38,605
Look, we can't just abandon Dad.
1491
01:30:38,605 --> 01:30:40,357
What am I supposed to do?
1492
01:30:40,357 --> 01:30:42,901
It's my job to keep you safe.
1493
01:30:42,901 --> 01:30:43,986
I'm a mom.
1494
01:30:43,986 --> 01:30:46,071
Okay, then be the mom that lifts the car.
1495
01:30:46,071 --> 01:30:47,614
- What?
- You know, the mom.
1496
01:30:47,614 --> 01:30:49,366
She has the baby, and she lifts the car.
1497
01:30:49,366 --> 01:30:50,701
Yeah. You know. Car mom.
1498
01:30:51,201 --> 01:30:53,453
I have no idea what you're talking about.
1499
01:30:54,329 --> 01:30:56,290
It's an urban legend, Mrs. Morgan.
1500
01:30:57,583 --> 01:31:00,210
A baby is trapped under a car.
1501
01:31:00,210 --> 01:31:05,382
His mother gets a burst of adrenaline
and lifts the car up with her bare hands.
1502
01:31:07,426 --> 01:31:10,429
Your children are suggesting
you overpower me to rescue their father.
1503
01:31:10,429 --> 01:31:12,097
Yeah. Thank you. Exactly.
1504
01:31:12,097 --> 01:31:13,390
I would advise against it.
1505
01:31:13,390 --> 01:31:15,350
Now. Duh.
1506
01:31:15,350 --> 01:31:16,935
Your father made his choice.
1507
01:31:17,811 --> 01:31:19,521
I mean, do you think he wants this?
1508
01:31:20,105 --> 01:31:21,773
It's Dad that we're talking about.
1509
01:31:21,773 --> 01:31:25,360
The guy that took me to junior prom
when Trevor didn't show up.
1510
01:31:25,360 --> 01:31:29,364
The guy that wakes us up for school
with shitty raps about Wednesdays.
1511
01:31:29,865 --> 01:31:32,201
That's beautiful.
My father never did that.
1512
01:31:32,201 --> 01:31:34,119
I'm sorry. Can you shut up, Spiros?
1513
01:31:39,166 --> 01:31:40,626
Hey. Stop.
1514
01:31:45,756 --> 01:31:47,049
Children.
1515
01:31:47,049 --> 01:31:48,759
Mom, we're not a family without Dad.
1516
01:31:48,759 --> 01:31:50,677
Dad needs to know that we don't want this.
1517
01:31:50,677 --> 01:31:53,972
I know we said we did last night,
but, Mom, I don't.
1518
01:31:56,683 --> 01:32:00,354
If he still chooses to do it,
then so be it.
1519
01:32:00,354 --> 01:32:01,688
But he needs to know.
1520
01:32:03,065 --> 01:32:05,859
I mean, he thinks
that we don't love him anymore, Mom.
1521
01:32:06,360 --> 01:32:08,111
We can't just let things end like that.
1522
01:32:12,533 --> 01:32:13,825
Oh, Max.
1523
01:32:14,826 --> 01:32:16,578
I haven't changed you.
1524
01:32:16,578 --> 01:32:19,706
We have to get this off of you
before you get a rash.
1525
01:32:19,706 --> 01:32:20,999
You forgot the diaper bag.
1526
01:32:23,210 --> 01:32:24,670
Oh, my gosh.
1527
01:32:24,670 --> 01:32:27,172
Ooh, gosh. It's a real messy one.
1528
01:32:38,183 --> 01:32:39,393
Oh, crap.
1529
01:32:41,854 --> 01:32:43,230
Maybe he'll be all right.
1530
01:32:44,064 --> 01:32:45,065
Or not.
1531
01:32:45,566 --> 01:32:46,775
What do we do now?
1532
01:32:52,197 --> 01:32:53,782
We're gonna go find your dad.
1533
01:32:56,493 --> 01:32:58,412
Give me a minute alone with him,
would you?
1534
01:32:58,412 --> 01:33:00,539
I wanna be wheels up in ten minutes.
1535
01:33:03,917 --> 01:33:06,211
I thought if I ever saw you again,
I'd kill you.
1536
01:33:07,337 --> 01:33:09,798
But since we're here...
1537
01:33:13,677 --> 01:33:14,970
Better.
1538
01:33:14,970 --> 01:33:17,264
Oh, sure. Pretend I'm not here.
1539
01:33:23,145 --> 01:33:25,480
This isn't gonna happen. I have a wife.
1540
01:33:25,480 --> 01:33:27,524
You had a wife.
1541
01:33:28,275 --> 01:33:29,776
Now you're free.
1542
01:33:33,697 --> 01:33:36,909
Doesn't it feel good
to be back where you belong?
1543
01:33:36,909 --> 01:33:38,118
It's been a long time, Gwen.
1544
01:33:45,959 --> 01:33:47,711
You think I forgot your little tricks?
1545
01:33:48,629 --> 01:33:50,130
You think I forgot this?
1546
01:33:53,634 --> 01:33:55,469
I knew you hadn't changed.
1547
01:33:56,345 --> 01:33:57,846
You could never resist me.
1548
01:34:02,518 --> 01:34:03,936
Vulcan neck pinch.
1549
01:34:03,936 --> 01:34:05,020
Kyusho Jitsu.
1550
01:34:06,188 --> 01:34:08,065
Hey. I'm just the tech guy.
1551
01:34:08,565 --> 01:34:09,816
I'm so sorry for this, you guys.
1552
01:34:09,816 --> 01:34:12,152
For the ass-grabbing part
or the 18-years-of-deception thing?
1553
01:34:12,152 --> 01:34:14,279
Both. All of it.
1554
01:34:15,364 --> 01:34:16,698
Hey. Tie him up.
1555
01:34:17,616 --> 01:34:19,785
- Yeah. You.
- Come on.
1556
01:34:19,785 --> 01:34:22,287
I wanted to tell you about everything,
but there was never a good time.
1557
01:34:22,287 --> 01:34:24,790
- Never a good time?
- When was I gonna tell you?
1558
01:34:24,790 --> 01:34:26,416
On our first date? Our second?
1559
01:34:26,416 --> 01:34:28,043
When you were pregnant with Nina
or by our fourth?
1560
01:34:28,043 --> 01:34:30,170
- What?
- Do the math, Nina.
1561
01:34:30,170 --> 01:34:31,880
Any of those times
would have been a better time.
1562
01:34:31,880 --> 01:34:34,466
You should have told me the truth,
and I could have made up my own mind.
1563
01:34:34,466 --> 01:34:37,469
You're right. I'm sorry.
I was stupid and selfish.
1564
01:34:37,970 --> 01:34:39,388
But I was in love with you.
1565
01:34:39,388 --> 01:34:41,807
I mean, you've been my whole world
since the moment we met.
1566
01:34:42,307 --> 01:34:44,476
Being your husband and their father,
that's the real me.
1567
01:34:44,476 --> 01:34:46,061
That's all that matters to me.
1568
01:34:47,020 --> 01:34:49,773
All right. I swear on my life,
I'll never keep anything from you again.
1569
01:34:56,822 --> 01:34:57,823
Where's Spiros?
1570
01:34:58,490 --> 01:34:59,825
Thought they were with you.
1571
01:35:07,124 --> 01:35:08,333
Hey, bro.
1572
01:35:08,333 --> 01:35:11,837
Everyone I know is talking about
what Kyllboi did at HyperX last night.
1573
01:35:11,837 --> 01:35:13,005
- Really?
- Yeah.
1574
01:35:13,005 --> 01:35:15,174
Kyle. Less talking, more tying, okay?
1575
01:35:16,133 --> 01:35:17,718
Sorry.
1576
01:35:18,969 --> 01:35:20,971
No way. A Sky Raven drone?
1577
01:35:20,971 --> 01:35:22,139
Awesome.
1578
01:35:22,139 --> 01:35:23,557
Just, careful with it.
1579
01:35:25,934 --> 01:35:28,812
- Hey, man. You got a great kid.
- I need your comms.
1580
01:35:28,812 --> 01:35:29,897
Dude!
1581
01:35:37,237 --> 01:35:38,405
Hey, Kyle. Give me that.
1582
01:35:42,618 --> 01:35:45,120
You're not anti-technology. You're--
1583
01:35:48,332 --> 01:35:49,708
You're awesome.
1584
01:35:55,047 --> 01:35:56,924
- They're coming.
- What?
1585
01:35:56,924 --> 01:35:59,301
Go up to the roof and find somewhere
to hide with the kids, okay?
1586
01:35:59,301 --> 01:36:01,053
No, you're not going down there.
1587
01:36:01,553 --> 01:36:03,555
It's the only way to end this.
This is the only way we go home.
1588
01:36:03,555 --> 01:36:05,891
We don't have to go home. We can just
go to Canada and be the Andersons.
1589
01:36:05,891 --> 01:36:07,476
- Please, Dad.
- It's too late for that, Beans.
1590
01:36:07,476 --> 01:36:09,561
No. You're not giving yourself up to them.
1591
01:36:09,561 --> 01:36:11,772
No. I'm getting us home.
1592
01:36:12,481 --> 01:36:13,649
Okay.
1593
01:36:17,236 --> 01:36:18,237
I got a plan.
1594
01:36:19,238 --> 01:36:23,200
Look, I need to be that guy
one last time for us.
1595
01:36:24,243 --> 01:36:26,203
Dad. There's too many of 'em.
1596
01:36:26,203 --> 01:36:27,829
Well, I have something they don't have.
1597
01:36:29,122 --> 01:36:30,374
Kyllboi.
1598
01:36:31,834 --> 01:36:34,253
That's your comms. You're my eyes
and my ears, okay? I'm counting on you.
1599
01:36:34,253 --> 01:36:36,004
Let's go.
1600
01:36:36,004 --> 01:36:37,214
Move out, Kyllboi.
1601
01:36:37,923 --> 01:36:40,050
Hey, Kyle,
you're on the same channel as me.
1602
01:36:43,178 --> 01:36:46,139
I want every inch of this atrium covered.
1603
01:37:12,666 --> 01:37:14,251
Movement on the elevator!
1604
01:37:14,877 --> 01:37:16,962
The elevator door. Now!
1605
01:37:16,962 --> 01:37:20,174
You see a shot, you take it,
because, believe me, he will.
1606
01:37:22,259 --> 01:37:23,260
You got a shot?
1607
01:37:23,260 --> 01:37:24,720
Negative. I don't see him yet.
1608
01:37:51,580 --> 01:37:53,081
He's not here.
1609
01:37:53,081 --> 01:37:54,166
Wait.
1610
01:37:57,252 --> 01:37:58,170
What do ya got?
1611
01:37:59,713 --> 01:38:01,381
Take cover!
1612
01:38:04,134 --> 01:38:05,511
Holy shit.
1613
01:38:06,261 --> 01:38:07,888
Hey. See anybody?
1614
01:38:12,017 --> 01:38:13,602
He's up there!
1615
01:38:14,102 --> 01:38:15,020
Shit.
1616
01:38:17,231 --> 01:38:18,607
Talk to me, Kyle.
1617
01:38:18,607 --> 01:38:20,025
You're my eyes.
1618
01:38:20,025 --> 01:38:21,735
You're clear on your right. Go now.
1619
01:38:27,574 --> 01:38:28,992
Dad, man on your left.
1620
01:38:36,792 --> 01:38:38,836
Dad, are you okay? Man ahead.
1621
01:38:42,548 --> 01:38:43,715
Man on your six.
1622
01:38:45,759 --> 01:38:46,927
Great job, Kyle.
1623
01:38:46,927 --> 01:38:48,262
I'm on it, Dad.
1624
01:38:49,596 --> 01:38:50,848
Talk to me, Kyle.
1625
01:38:50,848 --> 01:38:52,850
They've got the drone.
1626
01:38:52,850 --> 01:38:54,560
Look out. Behind the curtain.
1627
01:38:57,187 --> 01:38:58,397
Come on, Dad. Get him.
1628
01:39:00,357 --> 01:39:01,650
You again.
1629
01:39:02,568 --> 01:39:04,069
They mopped your ass up
off aisle three, huh?
1630
01:39:06,280 --> 01:39:07,281
Gonna need that mop again.
1631
01:39:13,245 --> 01:39:14,496
Gwen, where the hell are you?
1632
01:39:16,164 --> 01:39:17,207
Gwen?
1633
01:39:18,792 --> 01:39:20,169
- Gwen?
- McCaffrey?
1634
01:39:20,169 --> 01:39:21,378
What's going on?
1635
01:39:21,378 --> 01:39:23,088
Kid's got the drone.
1636
01:39:23,088 --> 01:39:24,256
Find him.
1637
01:39:25,424 --> 01:39:26,884
Call it off, Dad!
1638
01:39:26,884 --> 01:39:28,427
Hold your fire!
1639
01:39:29,178 --> 01:39:31,096
Change your mind, Sean?
1640
01:39:31,096 --> 01:39:33,557
No. But here's your chance to.
1641
01:39:34,600 --> 01:39:35,851
Call it off now.
1642
01:39:35,851 --> 01:39:39,646
You don't have it in you
to kill your own flesh and blood.
1643
01:39:39,646 --> 01:39:42,441
I, on the other hand, do have it in me.
1644
01:39:42,441 --> 01:39:43,817
Let him have it!
1645
01:40:05,797 --> 01:40:08,383
Go. Underneath. Go.
1646
01:40:08,383 --> 01:40:09,384
Wait. No.
1647
01:40:09,384 --> 01:40:11,178
Look after your brothers.
Don't make a sound.
1648
01:40:11,887 --> 01:40:13,555
Do not leave Max, whatever happens.
1649
01:40:30,614 --> 01:40:31,740
Jessica.
1650
01:40:33,492 --> 01:40:35,160
Is that you?
1651
01:40:37,538 --> 01:40:38,997
Talk to me, Kyle.
1652
01:40:38,997 --> 01:40:40,582
Gwen's up here.
1653
01:40:40,582 --> 01:40:43,085
I know the sound of an empty gun
when I hear one, sweetie.
1654
01:40:43,085 --> 01:40:46,505
So why don't we make this real easy,
shall we?
1655
01:40:49,216 --> 01:40:50,843
Unless you think you can take me.
1656
01:40:51,885 --> 01:40:53,846
I think Mom's gonna fight her.
1657
01:41:04,356 --> 01:41:05,524
You think you can beat me
1658
01:41:05,524 --> 01:41:09,236
because you took some kickboxing classes
at the Y and wear Lululemon?
1659
01:41:09,236 --> 01:41:10,696
Ooh, no.
1660
01:41:19,037 --> 01:41:20,205
Learn that in class?
1661
01:41:20,789 --> 01:41:21,790
Yeah.
1662
01:41:21,790 --> 01:41:24,126
You know I do this for a living, right?
1663
01:41:24,626 --> 01:41:27,254
While you were popping out brats
and clipping coupons,
1664
01:41:27,254 --> 01:41:29,423
I was assassinating dictators.
1665
01:41:29,423 --> 01:41:32,426
So, why don't you go back to the PTA?
1666
01:41:32,426 --> 01:41:33,927
'Cause you're a joke.
1667
01:41:36,013 --> 01:41:37,181
Kyle, what do you see?
1668
01:41:39,933 --> 01:41:42,436
All right, there's nine guys left.
Four to your right, five ahead of you.
1669
01:42:15,052 --> 01:42:16,678
I'm out of ammo, Kyle.
1670
01:42:18,680 --> 01:42:21,016
Find cover, Dad. A man coming.
Get over the low wall. Now.
1671
01:42:24,645 --> 01:42:26,813
Kyle, could have mentioned
that table, buddy.
1672
01:42:26,813 --> 01:42:27,856
Sorry.
1673
01:42:38,283 --> 01:42:39,910
Take out the one on the left now.
1674
01:42:42,162 --> 01:42:43,956
Dad, hold on. We gotta move.
1675
01:43:01,682 --> 01:43:04,017
Kyle. That guy below,
chase him through the foyer.
1676
01:43:04,017 --> 01:43:05,477
Okay, I'm going. I'm chasing him.
1677
01:43:05,978 --> 01:43:07,187
Keep him coming.
1678
01:43:08,146 --> 01:43:09,439
He's coming right at me.
1679
01:43:24,580 --> 01:43:26,623
Take Max. I gotta go help Mom.
1680
01:43:27,374 --> 01:43:28,417
Talk to me, Kyle.
1681
01:43:29,376 --> 01:43:30,919
Two left, including granddad.
1682
01:43:30,919 --> 01:43:31,962
Man on your right!
1683
01:43:50,105 --> 01:43:52,274
Wouldn't go that way if I were you, Sean.
1684
01:43:52,274 --> 01:43:54,610
Dad, Mom's hurt. We're in big trouble.
1685
01:43:57,696 --> 01:43:58,780
Little brats.
1686
01:44:14,087 --> 01:44:15,756
I was wrong about you, Sean.
1687
01:44:17,341 --> 01:44:18,717
You're no use to me.
1688
01:44:19,801 --> 01:44:21,512
Family have made you weak.
1689
01:44:22,554 --> 01:44:25,933
You can't even focus
on the fight you're in because of them.
1690
01:44:33,148 --> 01:44:35,400
Hi. Going somewhere?
1691
01:44:35,984 --> 01:44:37,611
Don't worry about her. She's great.
1692
01:44:38,904 --> 01:44:41,281
You know, that move
you pulled back there, little one?
1693
01:44:41,281 --> 01:44:43,242
That was a very bad idea.
1694
01:44:46,954 --> 01:44:50,624
Look. For what it's worth, killing minors
is the least favorite part of my job.
1695
01:44:50,624 --> 01:44:52,334
Now, who's first?
1696
01:44:52,334 --> 01:44:54,211
We're not done!
1697
01:44:55,337 --> 01:44:57,464
Mom. No, Mom!
1698
01:45:03,679 --> 01:45:04,847
Bang.
1699
01:45:16,817 --> 01:45:17,860
Mama.
1700
01:45:17,860 --> 01:45:19,736
Oh, come on.
1701
01:45:19,736 --> 01:45:21,196
Just die.
1702
01:45:23,073 --> 01:45:24,283
Mama.
1703
01:45:26,201 --> 01:45:27,202
Mama.
1704
01:45:28,328 --> 01:45:29,329
Mama.
1705
01:45:32,624 --> 01:45:33,709
Look at this.
1706
01:45:36,712 --> 01:45:38,422
You can't be serious.
1707
01:46:12,581 --> 01:46:15,459
Not quite the decathlete
we once were, huh?
1708
01:46:15,459 --> 01:46:17,252
Sorry, kids. It's nothing personal.
1709
01:46:18,253 --> 01:46:19,880
Maybe a little.
1710
01:46:22,549 --> 01:46:23,967
Here we go again.
1711
01:46:25,886 --> 01:46:27,763
She's like The Little Engine That Could.
1712
01:46:35,729 --> 01:46:37,606
There's nine other events, bitch.
1713
01:46:39,900 --> 01:46:41,527
Oh, my God. Mom.
1714
01:47:08,136 --> 01:47:11,014
Far as I'm concerned,
this is an act of mercy.
1715
01:47:11,014 --> 01:47:14,977
I'm saving you 20 more years
of selling used cars.
1716
01:47:14,977 --> 01:47:16,353
Certified pre-owned.
1717
01:47:18,480 --> 01:47:19,481
Goodbye, Sean.
1718
01:47:20,732 --> 01:47:22,693
Grandpa! Wait!
1719
01:47:24,403 --> 01:47:26,822
I know you think that we probably hate you
1720
01:47:26,822 --> 01:47:29,825
for everything that's happened
these past few days, and--
1721
01:47:29,825 --> 01:47:31,034
and maybe we should.
1722
01:47:32,244 --> 01:47:36,915
But I've learned that family is the most
important thing in the entire world.
1723
01:47:38,417 --> 01:47:42,713
And when I look at you,
I don't just see a cold-blooded killer.
1724
01:47:43,714 --> 01:47:44,840
I see my grandpa.
1725
01:47:52,139 --> 01:47:54,683
And maybe there's a way
for us to move forward...
1726
01:47:57,060 --> 01:47:58,270
as a family.
1727
01:47:59,938 --> 01:48:03,692
Kid, if you think this little speech
is gonna win me over...
1728
01:48:05,277 --> 01:48:06,278
Honestly...
1729
01:48:08,739 --> 01:48:11,200
I was just hoping
it would buy him enough time to do this.
1730
01:48:17,497 --> 01:48:18,749
Oh, baby.
1731
01:48:19,791 --> 01:48:21,043
- Dad.
- Hey.
1732
01:48:22,878 --> 01:48:23,921
Thank you.
1733
01:48:23,921 --> 01:48:25,422
Hi!
1734
01:48:26,048 --> 01:48:28,133
Wow!
1735
01:48:51,406 --> 01:48:53,617
Good afternoon,
and welcome to the news at noon.
1736
01:48:53,617 --> 01:48:57,454
While details are continuing to emerge
about a covert paramilitary group...
1737
01:48:57,454 --> 01:48:58,497
Thanks.
1738
01:48:58,497 --> 01:49:00,165
...responsible
for high-profile assassinations
1739
01:49:00,165 --> 01:49:02,000
reportedly spanning decades,
1740
01:49:02,000 --> 01:49:04,461
{\an8}this bombshell story was broken
1741
01:49:04,461 --> 01:49:08,090
{\an8}by a high school newspaper reporter,
Nina Morgan.
1742
01:49:15,639 --> 01:49:17,099
And you're dead.
1743
01:49:17,099 --> 01:49:19,268
That's bullshit.
You said there'd be two hostiles.
1744
01:49:19,268 --> 01:49:21,979
I lied. But, Sam, that was better.
Take him down harder.
1745
01:49:21,979 --> 01:49:23,063
I didn't wanna hurt the guy.
1746
01:49:23,063 --> 01:49:25,566
No, he'll be fine.
He's small, but he's very strong.
1747
01:49:25,566 --> 01:49:28,944
Hey, excuse me. Why don't you
get thrown against a truck 20 times?
1748
01:49:28,944 --> 01:49:30,654
Because my name's on the letterhead.
1749
01:49:30,654 --> 01:49:31,572
Et voilà!
1750
01:49:31,572 --> 01:49:33,574
{\an8}Hey, guys. I have a family commitment.
1751
01:49:34,074 --> 01:49:36,076
Augie, you take it from here, okay?
1752
01:49:38,203 --> 01:49:39,663
Let's pick up the pace!
1753
01:49:40,205 --> 01:49:42,082
I'm gonna be gone for the next few days!
1754
01:49:42,082 --> 01:49:44,001
I want you to remember me!
1755
01:49:59,349 --> 01:50:00,350
Hey, it's time to go.
1756
01:50:00,350 --> 01:50:02,186
Okay, people. I'm out.
1757
01:50:03,187 --> 01:50:04,354
Guys, come on.
1758
01:50:04,354 --> 01:50:06,190
We gotta beat the traffic!
1759
01:50:06,190 --> 01:50:07,441
Oh, come on.
1760
01:50:07,441 --> 01:50:09,776
No, I cannot show up to school
in this monstrosity.
1761
01:50:09,776 --> 01:50:11,570
- How could you do this to me?
- Don't blame me.
1762
01:50:11,570 --> 01:50:14,489
Levon applied all the discounts
and all the points. Didn't you hear?
1763
01:50:14,489 --> 01:50:16,950
We are platinum elite
superior diamond members.
1764
01:50:16,950 --> 01:50:18,994
Okay. I got the snacks. I got the maps.
1765
01:50:18,994 --> 01:50:20,370
- Let's do this.
- Nice.
1766
01:50:20,370 --> 01:50:22,497
- Hey, phones, please.
- For real?
1767
01:50:22,497 --> 01:50:24,124
Yeah. Catch it.
1768
01:50:24,124 --> 01:50:25,334
There you go.
1769
01:50:25,334 --> 01:50:28,045
- Thank you.
- If you throw this away, I will kill you.
1770
01:50:28,045 --> 01:50:28,962
- God, gross.
- Oh, gross.
1771
01:50:28,962 --> 01:50:30,506
You gonna be doing that
all the way to California?
1772
01:50:30,506 --> 01:50:31,840
- Yes. All the way.
- Yeah. Absolutely.
1773
01:50:31,840 --> 01:50:32,966
- Come on.
- Yeah.
1774
01:50:32,966 --> 01:50:35,135
- I'm going. Here, scooch.
- And I will take those.
1775
01:50:35,135 --> 01:50:36,637
- Beep, beep.
- Here we go.
1776
01:50:38,805 --> 01:50:41,350
One, two, three!
1777
01:50:41,350 --> 01:50:44,102
Road trip!
1778
01:52:15,402 --> 01:52:17,029
Oh, my God. Guys, I almost forgot.
1779
01:52:17,029 --> 01:52:18,113
What? Yeah?
1780
01:52:18,113 --> 01:52:20,908
- Say goodbye to these.
- No!
1781
01:52:24,745 --> 01:52:25,746
Why?
1782
01:52:27,915 --> 01:52:29,041
Oh, my God.
1783
01:52:29,041 --> 01:52:30,042
That's not funny.
1784
01:53:03,659 --> 01:53:07,913
In a minute, I'ma need a sentimental
Man or woman to pump me up
1785
01:53:07,913 --> 01:53:10,415
Feelin' fussy
Walkin' in my Balenci-ussies
1786
01:53:10,415 --> 01:53:12,376
Tryna bring out the fabulous
1787
01:53:12,376 --> 01:53:16,421
'Cause I give a fuck way too much
I'ma need like two shots in my cup
1788
01:53:16,421 --> 01:53:21,093
Wanna get up, wanna get down
Ooh, that's how I feel right now
1789
01:53:21,885 --> 01:53:25,556
Oh, I been so down and under pressure
1790
01:53:27,432 --> 01:53:30,602
I'm way too fine to feel this stressed Yeah
1791
01:53:33,522 --> 01:53:36,024
- Or used to be
- Be
1792
01:53:37,192 --> 01:53:38,485
Who is this? Janet Jackson?