1 00:00:05,171 --> 00:00:06,338 NARRATOR: What you're about to see 2 00:00:06,339 --> 00:00:08,841 may be dangerous, illegal, unethical, 3 00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:13,346 petty, misguided, immoral, and most definitely stupid. 4 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:15,932 But it's also all true. 5 00:00:16,474 --> 00:00:18,392 Hmm. Sort of. 6 00:00:18,393 --> 00:00:20,603 - ♪ (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - (BIRDS CHIRPING) 7 00:00:22,981 --> 00:00:25,108 (ALARM BLARING) 8 00:00:29,529 --> 00:00:32,448 CHAD CORN: This was back in 2012. 9 00:00:32,449 --> 00:00:34,241 I had done so many drugs 10 00:00:34,242 --> 00:00:37,202 that I wasn't even sure what was happening. 11 00:00:37,203 --> 00:00:39,122 The alarm wouldn't stop, and it was terrible. 12 00:00:39,831 --> 00:00:41,415 (ALARM BLARING) 13 00:00:41,416 --> 00:00:43,293 I'm like, "What have I done here?" 14 00:00:44,502 --> 00:00:46,629 - (TELEPHONE RINGING) - And the phone rings. 15 00:00:47,630 --> 00:00:49,424 - (TELEPHONE RINGING) - I go answer it. 16 00:00:50,091 --> 00:00:51,133 Hello? 17 00:00:51,134 --> 00:00:52,384 CHAD: And it's the security people, 18 00:00:52,385 --> 00:00:53,969 and they're like, "Hey, what's going on?" 19 00:00:53,970 --> 00:00:55,054 "Is everything okay?" 20 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:56,847 And I say, "It's fine. Yeah, everything's fine." 21 00:00:56,848 --> 00:00:59,892 It's fine. Yeah, everything's fine. 22 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:03,729 And then I look down and realize I'm in my boxers and socks. 23 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:05,898 So, I see an apron, and I grab the apron, 24 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:07,400 and I put the apron on. 25 00:01:07,650 --> 00:01:08,859 (GASPS) 26 00:01:08,860 --> 00:01:10,486 CHAD: And I grabbed two waters and a brownie, 27 00:01:10,487 --> 00:01:12,113 and I jump out the window. 28 00:01:20,455 --> 00:01:22,372 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 29 00:01:22,373 --> 00:01:24,875 ♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 30 00:01:24,876 --> 00:01:27,212 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 31 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:36,470 CHAD: Hi, my name's Chad Corn. I grew up in Pensacola, Florida. 32 00:01:36,471 --> 00:01:38,014 I'm an appliance technician. 33 00:01:39,432 --> 00:01:40,891 I have Tourette's syndrome. 34 00:01:40,892 --> 00:01:43,227 It's trying to, like, hold back an involuntary movement, 35 00:01:43,228 --> 00:01:44,269 like it's a sneeze. 36 00:01:44,270 --> 00:01:46,188 It's like, you can resist it for so long, 37 00:01:46,189 --> 00:01:47,731 but then here it comes, you know? 38 00:01:47,732 --> 00:01:51,068 And then you have the facial tic or the vocal tic. 39 00:01:51,069 --> 00:01:52,694 As I got older, I started drinking, 40 00:01:52,695 --> 00:01:54,530 and then the drinking always made 41 00:01:54,531 --> 00:01:55,864 all my feelings go away, 42 00:01:55,865 --> 00:01:57,699 and it's like, I wouldn't notice my Tourette's. 43 00:01:57,700 --> 00:02:00,285 As I drank more, I got into other drugs. 44 00:02:00,286 --> 00:02:02,329 Hmm. Other drugs. 45 00:02:02,330 --> 00:02:03,748 ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 46 00:02:06,501 --> 00:02:08,210 CHAD: As I did more and more drugs, 47 00:02:08,211 --> 00:02:10,379 I realized there was another version of myself 48 00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:11,422 that I didn't like. 49 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:14,174 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 50 00:02:14,175 --> 00:02:15,969 You know, it was Bad Chad. 51 00:02:17,512 --> 00:02:19,680 Bad Chad was the evil version of me. 52 00:02:19,681 --> 00:02:22,724 Yeah! (LAUGHS) Chad! It's me! 53 00:02:22,725 --> 00:02:25,102 CHAD: The one who wanted to get high and party. 54 00:02:25,103 --> 00:02:26,437 (GASPS) 55 00:02:27,689 --> 00:02:29,273 He was just very crazy. 56 00:02:29,274 --> 00:02:32,568 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 57 00:02:32,569 --> 00:02:34,361 ♪ (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 58 00:02:34,362 --> 00:02:36,573 CHAD: So, one day I'm at work wasting time. 59 00:02:38,074 --> 00:02:39,491 I'm scrolling through Facebook, 60 00:02:39,492 --> 00:02:42,120 and I see my friend Jimmy has a music show coming up. 61 00:02:43,955 --> 00:02:46,331 He's opened up for several major music artists 62 00:02:46,332 --> 00:02:47,667 and is very successful. 63 00:02:49,419 --> 00:02:50,919 JIMMY VANDEVER: I'm Jimmy Vandever. 64 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:53,714 Artist, performer, concrete finisher, 65 00:02:53,715 --> 00:02:55,799 um, generational curse breaker, 66 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:57,009 light worker, starseed. 67 00:02:57,010 --> 00:03:00,804 Uh, Jimmy V on a stage. Artist, through and through. 68 00:03:00,805 --> 00:03:02,264 ♪ (UPBEAT SONG BY JIMMY V PLAYING) ♪ 69 00:03:02,265 --> 00:03:03,891 ♪ They can be blind But do time ♪ 70 00:03:03,892 --> 00:03:05,475 ♪ Guaranteed Dog they sniffing a seat ♪ 71 00:03:05,476 --> 00:03:06,894 ♪ Woman or man Please understand ♪ 72 00:03:06,895 --> 00:03:09,104 ♪ I don't give a damn How you feel about me ♪ 73 00:03:09,105 --> 00:03:12,357 I've known Chad for 25 years, best friend. 74 00:03:12,358 --> 00:03:14,693 Actually he made me the godfather of his daughter, 75 00:03:14,694 --> 00:03:16,403 which is a huge blessing. 76 00:03:16,404 --> 00:03:18,947 We was born, like, 11 days apart. 77 00:03:18,948 --> 00:03:22,367 So, it's like we're, um, peas and carrots. 78 00:03:22,368 --> 00:03:24,494 ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 79 00:03:24,495 --> 00:03:25,787 CHAD: So, I head to this local bar 80 00:03:25,788 --> 00:03:28,498 where Jimmy's playing, and this place is jumping. 81 00:03:28,499 --> 00:03:30,250 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 82 00:03:30,251 --> 00:03:33,420 There's a big stage that Jimmy was rapping on. 83 00:03:33,421 --> 00:03:36,882 ♪ Artist, performer Concrete finisher ♪ 84 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:40,219 ♪ Generational curse breaker I'm a truth deliverer ♪ 85 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:41,637 ♪ Light worker, starseed ♪ 86 00:03:41,638 --> 00:03:43,096 ♪ Yeah, bitch I'm built for the fight... ♪ 87 00:03:43,097 --> 00:03:44,307 That's my buddy. 88 00:03:45,350 --> 00:03:47,894 We're born, like, 11 days apart. 89 00:03:48,853 --> 00:03:50,812 - We're like peas and carrots. - Cool. 90 00:03:50,813 --> 00:03:52,940 CHAD: I'm not really feeling it, so I'm like, "Okay, 91 00:03:52,941 --> 00:03:54,358 I gotta get turnt up right now." 92 00:03:54,359 --> 00:03:56,611 I gotta get turnt up right now. 93 00:03:58,571 --> 00:04:00,697 CHAD: I mean, I really love to party. 94 00:04:00,698 --> 00:04:01,908 I love to party. 95 00:04:04,452 --> 00:04:08,038 So, I call my drug dealer, you know, speed dial. 96 00:04:08,039 --> 00:04:10,082 He's like, "Okay, I'll be there in 15 minutes." 97 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:12,418 - I'll be right back. - Okay. 98 00:04:14,003 --> 00:04:16,421 Thanks for coming. (WHEEZES) 99 00:04:16,422 --> 00:04:18,715 People are gonna remember this night. 100 00:04:18,716 --> 00:04:20,467 - (LAUGHS) - (LAUGHS) 101 00:04:20,468 --> 00:04:23,387 - (SNIFFS) Whoo! - Whoo! 102 00:04:23,388 --> 00:04:25,639 - Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! - Whoo! Whoo! 103 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:26,641 Yes, yes! 104 00:04:27,892 --> 00:04:29,601 CHAD: Go back in... 105 00:04:29,602 --> 00:04:33,563 JIMMY: Chad shows up and, um, instantly, man, you could tell. 106 00:04:33,564 --> 00:04:36,483 He was... Man, his jaw was sitting like over here. 107 00:04:36,484 --> 00:04:38,485 Teeth grinding back and forth 108 00:04:38,486 --> 00:04:40,238 like he's trying to grind something. 109 00:04:41,739 --> 00:04:43,324 CHAD: I went into the bathroom. 110 00:04:45,952 --> 00:04:48,578 (SNIFFS) 111 00:04:48,579 --> 00:04:51,248 CHAD: Start doing a little. Start doing a little more. 112 00:04:51,249 --> 00:04:52,916 I never had a stop button 113 00:04:52,917 --> 00:04:54,584 when it came to drinking or using drugs. 114 00:04:54,585 --> 00:04:57,129 - (BOTH INHALE SHARPLY) - I just kept going and going. 115 00:04:57,130 --> 00:05:01,967 - (SCREAMS) Whoo! Whoo! - Whoo! Whoo! 116 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:04,053 CHAD: So, I went back out into the club. 117 00:05:07,473 --> 00:05:08,557 I used to joke and say 118 00:05:08,558 --> 00:05:10,392 the girls would hear my story and say, 119 00:05:10,393 --> 00:05:12,729 "Man, that guy... That guy knows how to party." 120 00:05:13,646 --> 00:05:15,897 That guy knows how to party. 121 00:05:15,898 --> 00:05:18,233 CHAD: Trouble is, I can dance when I'm sober, 122 00:05:18,234 --> 00:05:20,027 but I think being that messed up, 123 00:05:20,028 --> 00:05:21,446 I just looked completely stupid. 124 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:30,079 And then I try to go get a drink to, like, calm me down a little. 125 00:05:30,955 --> 00:05:33,165 - One more alcohol, please. - Two! 126 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:35,167 And they wouldn't sell me any more alcohol 127 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:37,044 because they thought that I was drunk. 128 00:05:37,045 --> 00:05:39,046 - Uh, you're drunk. - But I was really high. 129 00:05:39,047 --> 00:05:40,297 Actually, we're high. 130 00:05:40,298 --> 00:05:41,840 I guess and drunk at the same time. 131 00:05:41,841 --> 00:05:44,926 - And drunk at the same time. - No. 132 00:05:44,927 --> 00:05:46,303 - Hey, fuck you, man! - Hey, fuck you, man! 133 00:05:46,304 --> 00:05:47,971 Don't give me this shit! 134 00:05:47,972 --> 00:05:49,514 Fuck your mom, man. 135 00:05:49,515 --> 00:05:51,266 Oh, fuck your mom! You wanna fuck me? 136 00:05:51,267 --> 00:05:54,561 I'll fuck you! No, fuck you! 137 00:05:54,562 --> 00:05:56,481 I remember, I started getting paranoid. 138 00:05:57,732 --> 00:06:00,192 He was wired to the max, bro, 139 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:02,903 like, gilled out, like... You know? 140 00:06:02,904 --> 00:06:05,155 ♪ Yeah, he's wired To the max now ♪ 141 00:06:05,156 --> 00:06:06,740 ♪ Just like he's gilled out ♪ 142 00:06:06,741 --> 00:06:10,202 ♪ Eyes twitchin' side-to-side All filled with self-doubt ♪ 143 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:13,246 ♪ Jaw sittin' sideways Teeth grindin' raw ♪ 144 00:06:13,247 --> 00:06:16,666 ♪ Like he's chewin' on a secret That he never even saw ♪ 145 00:06:16,667 --> 00:06:18,668 And that was Bad Chad that night. 146 00:06:18,669 --> 00:06:21,046 CHAD: I thought, like, the cops were coming in 147 00:06:21,047 --> 00:06:22,131 to the music show. 148 00:06:22,924 --> 00:06:23,965 Are you okay? 149 00:06:23,966 --> 00:06:25,717 - (SIRENS BLARING) - CHAD: I was so high, like, 150 00:06:25,718 --> 00:06:27,094 my mind was playing tricks on me. 151 00:06:27,095 --> 00:06:30,264 Uh. (WHIMPERS) 152 00:06:32,475 --> 00:06:33,642 CHAD: I went back to the bathroom 153 00:06:33,643 --> 00:06:35,394 to get rid of all the evidence. 154 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:36,937 ♪ (INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 155 00:06:36,938 --> 00:06:39,064 Don't do that, bro. Cops will find it in the pipes. 156 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:42,692 - You gotta eat it. - Yeah, that makes sense. 157 00:06:42,693 --> 00:06:44,653 Good luck. (SNIFFS) 158 00:06:44,654 --> 00:06:46,238 Instead of flushing it down the toilet, 159 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:48,449 I ended up eating the rest of it. 160 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:50,575 (COUGHS) 161 00:06:50,576 --> 00:06:52,160 CHAD: I told myself, like, right then. 162 00:06:52,161 --> 00:06:53,788 I was like, "Man, I gotta get out of here." 163 00:06:54,747 --> 00:06:56,916 - And I left. - (GLASS SHATTERS) 164 00:06:59,752 --> 00:07:01,711 CHAD: I leave the bar, and I still feel like 165 00:07:01,712 --> 00:07:03,296 the cops are following me. 166 00:07:03,297 --> 00:07:05,132 POLICE OFFICER: Sir, where are you going? 167 00:07:05,133 --> 00:07:07,050 I was trying to just get out of that area. 168 00:07:07,051 --> 00:07:09,261 I'm just trying to get out of the area. 169 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:11,138 CHAD: Even though I realized there are no cops, 170 00:07:11,139 --> 00:07:13,557 I'm like, "Aw, man, I need to get off the road." 171 00:07:13,558 --> 00:07:15,100 I know there's a swamp up ahead. 172 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:17,519 I just ran and ran until I got to this bridge. 173 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:19,146 And I can get up on the bridge and walk across, 174 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:21,398 or I can go through the swamp. 175 00:07:21,399 --> 00:07:24,485 - ♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - (OWL HOOTING) 176 00:07:25,945 --> 00:07:27,155 (BREATHES HEAVILY) 177 00:07:28,114 --> 00:07:30,323 They're expecting you to take the bridge. 178 00:07:30,324 --> 00:07:31,451 Take the swamp. 179 00:07:32,743 --> 00:07:33,828 (SNIFFS) 180 00:07:34,996 --> 00:07:36,079 CHAD: So, I'm like, 181 00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:37,831 I'm not gonna walk across this road. 182 00:07:37,832 --> 00:07:39,958 I'm gonna walk down here through the swamp. 183 00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:41,627 ♪ (INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 184 00:07:43,379 --> 00:07:44,880 So, I'm walking through the swamp. 185 00:07:44,881 --> 00:07:46,548 (BREATHES HEAVILY) 186 00:07:46,549 --> 00:07:48,217 CHAD: It's mud up to my knees. 187 00:07:48,801 --> 00:07:50,051 And I pull my foot out, 188 00:07:50,052 --> 00:07:52,179 and I realize that the mud done grabbed my shoe. 189 00:07:52,180 --> 00:07:54,055 - So, I'm like, "Fuck, man." - Fuck! 190 00:07:54,056 --> 00:07:55,932 So, I pull my other shoe off and throw it. 191 00:07:55,933 --> 00:07:59,394 (GRUNTS, BREATHES HEAVILY) Fuck. 192 00:07:59,395 --> 00:08:00,729 I'm like, "I don't need this no more." 193 00:08:00,730 --> 00:08:01,898 I don't even have a matching pair. 194 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:04,192 (SCREAMS) 195 00:08:05,193 --> 00:08:08,111 CHAD: And then I come up through some trees. 196 00:08:08,112 --> 00:08:10,614 I walked up to the side of a building. 197 00:08:10,615 --> 00:08:12,866 I don't even know what the building was. 198 00:08:12,867 --> 00:08:14,618 I was trying to get on top of it. 199 00:08:14,619 --> 00:08:16,161 So, I take my pants off, 200 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:18,330 and I throw it around an electrical box, 201 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:20,207 and try to pull myself up. 202 00:08:20,208 --> 00:08:22,292 I can't pull myself up. 203 00:08:22,293 --> 00:08:24,836 My pants end up ripping and getting stuck on, like, 204 00:08:24,837 --> 00:08:26,588 um, some type of bolt up there. 205 00:08:26,589 --> 00:08:28,673 So, I'm like, "I don't need those anymore." 206 00:08:28,674 --> 00:08:29,883 - "Fuck it." - Fuck it. 207 00:08:29,884 --> 00:08:31,885 Somehow, I lost my shirt as well. 208 00:08:31,886 --> 00:08:33,638 ♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 209 00:08:34,430 --> 00:08:35,597 (GRUNTS, GROANS) 210 00:08:35,598 --> 00:08:37,224 CHAD: Now it's 7:00 in the morning. 211 00:08:37,225 --> 00:08:38,391 What's your problem? 212 00:08:38,392 --> 00:08:40,435 - (CHUCKLES) - And there's a Chick-fil-A. 213 00:08:40,436 --> 00:08:42,479 And I was just so out of it, you know, 214 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:43,980 dehydrated and been up all night. 215 00:08:43,981 --> 00:08:45,815 I'm like, "I need something to drink." 216 00:08:45,816 --> 00:08:50,195 Uh, so instead of going into the front door of Chick-fil-A, 217 00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:51,863 I try to go in the back door. 218 00:08:51,864 --> 00:08:53,949 - (BREATHES HEAVILY) - (GASPS, SCREAMS) 219 00:08:53,950 --> 00:08:56,243 - (SCREAMS) - (SCREAMS) 220 00:08:56,244 --> 00:08:57,661 I'm in my boxers and socks. 221 00:08:57,662 --> 00:08:59,496 The employees are like, "What are you doing here?" 222 00:08:59,497 --> 00:09:01,498 I was like, "Uh, I just need some water." 223 00:09:01,499 --> 00:09:03,124 Where are your pants? 224 00:09:03,125 --> 00:09:05,210 I think they're stuck to an electrical bolt 225 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:06,545 or something. 226 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:08,547 CHAD: So, then I leave the Chick-fil-A. 227 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,925 Uh... (WHIMPERS) 228 00:09:13,135 --> 00:09:15,345 CHAD: At this point, I was so dehydrated. 229 00:09:15,346 --> 00:09:17,722 - It was really getting serious. - (GROANS) 230 00:09:17,723 --> 00:09:19,934 CHAD: But then, I see a Little Caesars. 231 00:09:22,478 --> 00:09:24,897 (GROANS) 232 00:09:29,986 --> 00:09:33,071 CHAD: Look through the window, I don't see anybody in there. 233 00:09:33,072 --> 00:09:34,948 I still feel dehydrated. 234 00:09:34,949 --> 00:09:36,116 In my mind, I felt like 235 00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:38,118 if I didn't get something to drink, 236 00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:39,537 that I was gonna die. 237 00:09:40,871 --> 00:09:43,291 I'm like, "Okay, how do I get in this place?" 238 00:09:48,045 --> 00:09:50,589 - And then I see a flagpole. - (GASPS) 239 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,382 And it just had a Little Caesars flag on it. 240 00:09:52,383 --> 00:09:53,801 I take the flagpole down. 241 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:56,803 I shove the pole in the door. 242 00:09:56,804 --> 00:09:59,222 And I hit the door lock with the pole 243 00:09:59,223 --> 00:10:00,391 and the door pops open. 244 00:10:04,103 --> 00:10:06,397 - Oh! Thank God. - CHAD: And when the door closes, 245 00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:08,858 it locked me inside. 246 00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:11,068 "CHAD": Uh... 247 00:10:15,156 --> 00:10:16,573 (BREATHES HEAVILY, CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 248 00:10:16,574 --> 00:10:19,701 CHAD: I see the drinks cooler and I grabbed two Pepsis. 249 00:10:19,702 --> 00:10:21,495 The drive-thru window was open... 250 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,414 - and I jumped out the window. - ("CHAD" GRUNTS) 251 00:10:24,415 --> 00:10:27,125 And I, um... and I left. 252 00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:29,502 It felt like the first Pepsi I ever drank in my life. 253 00:10:29,503 --> 00:10:31,714 I drank both of 'em like it was nothing. 254 00:10:34,133 --> 00:10:36,468 (EXHALES SHARPLY, GROANS) 255 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:37,844 Still thirsty, aren't you? 256 00:10:37,845 --> 00:10:40,138 I just felt like the two Pepsis wasn't enough. 257 00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:41,222 I was still thirsty. 258 00:10:41,223 --> 00:10:42,724 I am still thirsty. 259 00:10:42,725 --> 00:10:44,267 So, I went back. 260 00:10:44,268 --> 00:10:47,313 ♪ ("RAISE HELL" BY VIDEOHELPER PLAYING) ♪ 261 00:10:50,858 --> 00:10:52,901 Uh, what are you doing? 262 00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:54,778 Do you ever wonder how they make Hot-N-Ready pizzas 263 00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:56,905 for only five dollars? (CHUCKLES) 264 00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:58,948 CHAD: Bad Chad started acting crazy. 265 00:10:58,949 --> 00:11:01,118 Come on, man! Come on! 266 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:04,454 Where's the fucking secret, Chad? 267 00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:07,248 He was trying to figure out how Little Caesars has pizzas 268 00:11:07,249 --> 00:11:08,793 "Hot-N- Ready" and for only five dollars. 269 00:11:10,419 --> 00:11:14,172 - Here. Thick and juicy. - With the crust. (SCREAMS) 270 00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:15,674 CHAD: He was obsessed with this secret. 271 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:18,594 Where's the fucking secret? 272 00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:20,762 There's no secret. 273 00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:23,431 I'm Owen Craig and I work at Little Caesars. 274 00:11:23,432 --> 00:11:25,517 The process of Hot-N-Ready is pretty simple. 275 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:26,976 You can just look through the window. 276 00:11:26,977 --> 00:11:28,186 You can see 'em making the pizzas. 277 00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:29,354 About every hour or so, 278 00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:32,023 we make about ten cheese and pepperoni pizzas. 279 00:11:32,024 --> 00:11:34,192 We'll keep 'em on the shelf next to the oven. 280 00:11:34,193 --> 00:11:35,985 As people order them, we put 'em in the oven. 281 00:11:35,986 --> 00:11:38,196 We keep about three in the hot boxes up front 282 00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:41,700 for about 20 to 30 minutes before we gotta throw 'em out. 283 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,868 Or we eat 'em if we get hungry. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 284 00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:46,538 CHAD: After all those Pepsis, I wasn't thirsty anymore, 285 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:47,747 but I was definitely hungry. 286 00:11:47,748 --> 00:11:49,791 Pepperonis, dude! 287 00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:50,960 CHAD: They had pepperoni... 288 00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:52,961 (LAUGHS) 289 00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:55,423 ...cheese, sauce. 290 00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:58,092 It tasted pretty good at the time. 291 00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:00,761 And then the alarm starts going off. 292 00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:02,595 Bad Chad! 293 00:12:02,596 --> 00:12:04,682 (BREATHES HEAVILY, YELLS) 294 00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:07,976 CHAD: I'm like, "What have I done here?" 295 00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:10,020 - And the phone rings. - (TELEPHONE RINGING) 296 00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:15,234 Don't answer that! 297 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:17,570 CHAD: And I go answer it. 298 00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:19,904 Hello? 299 00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:21,531 And it's the security people, and they're like, 300 00:12:21,532 --> 00:12:22,615 "Hey, what's going on?" 301 00:12:22,616 --> 00:12:23,658 "Is everything okay?" 302 00:12:23,659 --> 00:12:25,786 SECURITY: What's going on? Is everything okay? 303 00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:29,873 - Sir? Is everything okay? - Uh... 304 00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:31,916 Don't tell her anything! Hang up the phone! 305 00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:33,793 CHAD: I said, "It's definitely not okay." 306 00:12:33,794 --> 00:12:35,295 It's definitely not okay. 307 00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:37,213 "It's bad. It's really bad." 308 00:12:37,214 --> 00:12:39,884 It's bad. It's really bad. 309 00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:43,845 (SIGHS) 310 00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:45,930 CHAD: I realized in that moment in time, 311 00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:47,807 I'm like, "Bad Chad, you fucked up." 312 00:12:47,808 --> 00:12:49,350 You're a bad influence on me. 313 00:12:49,351 --> 00:12:51,394 It's time for that to be over with. 314 00:12:51,395 --> 00:12:53,105 ♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 315 00:12:54,398 --> 00:12:56,983 I don't think I can do this anymore, Bad Chad. 316 00:12:56,984 --> 00:12:59,152 (PANTS, LAUGHS) 317 00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:01,864 Don't say that, Chad. I love you, man. 318 00:13:02,531 --> 00:13:04,033 We were made for each other. 319 00:13:07,077 --> 00:13:09,204 Yeah, I can't be with ya no more, Bad Chad. 320 00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:10,246 I told him, I said, "Bad Chad, 321 00:13:10,247 --> 00:13:12,040 I'm leaving you here at Little Caesars." 322 00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:14,210 I'm leaving you here at Little Caesars. 323 00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:16,170 (WHEEZES) 324 00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:19,590 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 325 00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:22,175 - Bad Chad? - CHAD: Bad Chad didn't take 326 00:13:22,176 --> 00:13:23,259 the news very well. 327 00:13:23,260 --> 00:13:24,386 CHAD: Bad Chad, no! 328 00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:27,556 I'm thinking this could be bad. 329 00:13:29,850 --> 00:13:30,935 It was horrible. 330 00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:37,398 He was just very angry about everything. 331 00:13:37,399 --> 00:13:39,318 I'm just very angry about everything. 332 00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:44,906 You need me. We're like peas and carrots. 333 00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:46,951 JIMMY: There's a saying that's an old Indian, 334 00:13:47,576 --> 00:13:48,993 you know, proverb saying, 335 00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:50,453 "You got two wolves inside of you." 336 00:13:50,454 --> 00:13:54,916 "The one that you feed is the one that's gonna grow." 337 00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:57,586 I'm hot and ready, Chad! 338 00:13:58,170 --> 00:13:59,295 No. 339 00:13:59,296 --> 00:14:02,173 (LAUGHS) 340 00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:03,258 No! 341 00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:05,093 And then I was just like, "I need to leave." 342 00:14:05,094 --> 00:14:07,096 (LAUGHS) 343 00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:09,597 (BREATHES HEAVILY) 344 00:14:09,598 --> 00:14:11,683 CHAD: So, I went to the back of the restaurant 345 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:14,143 and climbed up on top of the cooler, 346 00:14:14,144 --> 00:14:17,438 where I was able to climb up into the ceiling tile. 347 00:14:17,439 --> 00:14:19,650 (GRUNTS, BREATHES HEAVILY) 348 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,151 CHAD: When I was up in the ceiling, 349 00:14:22,152 --> 00:14:24,112 uh, I was so high, 350 00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:27,908 I didn't know if I wanted to go up or down, left or right. 351 00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:32,454 I really just wanted to get the hell out of there. 352 00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:36,082 You'll never escape me! (LAUGHS) 353 00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:37,959 (SCREAMS) 354 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,712 CHAD: And then I felt the ceiling give way. 355 00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:46,509 Well, I fall in the middle of the thing 356 00:14:46,510 --> 00:14:47,969 where everybody stands to take their orders. 357 00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:49,220 I fall through right there. 358 00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:52,640 And then I look down and realize I'm in my boxers and socks. 359 00:14:52,641 --> 00:14:54,684 So, I see an apron. 360 00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:57,770 And I grab the apron, and I put the apron on. 361 00:14:57,771 --> 00:14:59,647 I put my number on a piece of paper 362 00:14:59,648 --> 00:15:01,524 - and said, "Sorry." - CHAD: Sorry. 363 00:15:01,525 --> 00:15:03,443 Then I grab two waters and a brownie, 364 00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:05,404 - and I jump out the window. - (GRUNTS) 365 00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:07,822 - (BREATHES HEAVILY) - (GUN COCKS) 366 00:15:07,823 --> 00:15:11,327 - (SIREN BLARING) - Oh, fuck. 367 00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:14,787 CHAD: And, of course, a cop was there. 368 00:15:14,788 --> 00:15:17,874 A burglary suspect caught wearing only boxers, 369 00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:20,501 socks, and a Little Caesars apron. 370 00:15:20,502 --> 00:15:23,171 - Picture that. - The way I found out about Chad 371 00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:24,339 goin' into Little Caesars... 372 00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:28,509 My kids' mother sent me the news article, 373 00:15:28,510 --> 00:15:30,720 was like "Do you see what your brother's done now?" 374 00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:33,306 So, I knew he was off to the races. 375 00:15:33,307 --> 00:15:36,017 I'm Mike Corn. I'm Chad Corn's older brother. 376 00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:38,269 REPORTER: They say he took bottles of water and a brownie, 377 00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:41,105 then put on an employee's apron before trying to leave. 378 00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:42,982 CHAD: When I was in lockup, I meet these guys 379 00:15:42,983 --> 00:15:44,567 and they're like, "Oh, shit! I seen you on TV." 380 00:15:44,568 --> 00:15:45,944 "You're a legend, man. You're a legend." 381 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,528 And then they started callin' other people over, 382 00:15:47,529 --> 00:15:49,238 it's like, "Oh, here's the fuckin' legend, man!" 383 00:15:49,239 --> 00:15:51,157 - The Florida man!" - REPORTER: Deputies say 384 00:15:51,158 --> 00:15:53,826 they caught Corn as he was climbing out 385 00:15:53,827 --> 00:15:55,620 through the drive-thru window. 386 00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:58,707 So, I ended up getting one year in prison. 387 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,751 He got outta prison, I went and picked him up, 388 00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:03,878 and then brought him straight back to rehab, 389 00:16:03,879 --> 00:16:05,547 and he's excelled ever since. 390 00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:12,095 He recently bought his own car. He works for me now. 391 00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:14,097 'Cause I can trust when he's clean, 392 00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:15,431 I can trust him. (CHUCKLES) 393 00:16:15,432 --> 00:16:17,266 So, told him, "As long as you stay clean, 394 00:16:17,267 --> 00:16:18,393 you'll be okay." 395 00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:20,520 After being successful at the recovery home, 396 00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:22,648 me and my brother ended up moving in together. 397 00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,859 He's a great boss, and teacher... 398 00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:29,654 and coworker, brother, all the stuff. 399 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,572 Let's see the reflexes, boy. 400 00:16:31,573 --> 00:16:34,909 I believe that over the last few years, 401 00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:36,619 Chad's found what he's needed to find. 402 00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:37,662 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 403 00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:40,540 He can look in the mirror, and he can be happy 404 00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:41,875 with the person that he's looking at. 405 00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:44,919 MIKE CORN: Everybody in this world's 406 00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:46,170 done crazy, weird shit. 407 00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:49,173 (CHUCKLES) So... Everybody! You know what I mean? 408 00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:51,259 This was a defining moment in my life. 409 00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:52,301 Very embarrassing. 410 00:16:52,302 --> 00:16:55,346 But, man, if my story helps other people, 411 00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:56,597 it inspires them, 412 00:16:56,598 --> 00:16:59,350 like, "Hey, if this motherfucker that broke into Little Caesars 413 00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:02,895 and fell through the ceiling high on meth and alcohol, 414 00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:06,024 if he can change his life and switch it around..." 415 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,776 I'm hot-n-ready, Chad! 416 00:17:08,777 --> 00:17:11,029 Then, who's to say I can't? 417 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,699 (LAUGHS) 418 00:17:15,492 --> 00:17:17,411 ♪ (UPBEAT SONG BY JIMMY V PLAYING) ♪ 419 00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:13,675 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪