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NARRATOR:
What you're about to see
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may be dangerous,
illegal, unethical,
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petty, misguided, immoral,
and most definitely stupid.
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But it's also all true.
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Hmm. Sort of.
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- ♪ (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- (BIRDS CHIRPING)
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(ALARM BLARING)
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CHAD CORN:
This was back in 2012.
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I had done so many drugs
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that I wasn't even sure
what was happening.
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The alarm wouldn't stop,
and it was terrible.
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(ALARM BLARING)
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I'm like, "What have I
done here?"
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- (TELEPHONE RINGING)
- And the phone rings.
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- (TELEPHONE RINGING)
- I go answer it.
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Hello?
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CHAD:
And it's the security people,
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and they're like,
"Hey, what's going on?"
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"Is everything okay?"
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And I say, "It's fine.
Yeah, everything's fine."
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It's fine.
Yeah, everything's fine.
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And then I look down and realize
I'm in my boxers and socks.
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So, I see an apron,
and I grab the apron,
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and I put the apron on.
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(GASPS)
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CHAD: And I grabbed two waters
and a brownie,
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and I jump out the window.
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♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
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♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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CHAD: Hi, my name's Chad Corn.
I grew up in Pensacola, Florida.
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I'm an appliance technician.
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I have Tourette's syndrome.
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It's trying to, like, hold back
an involuntary movement,
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like it's a sneeze.
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It's like,
you can resist it for so long,
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but then here it comes,
you know?
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And then you have the facial tic
or the vocal tic.
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As I got older,
I started drinking,
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and then the drinking
always made
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all my feelings go away,
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and it's like,
I wouldn't notice my Tourette's.
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As I drank more,
I got into other drugs.
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Hmm. Other drugs.
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♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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CHAD:
As I did more and more drugs,
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I realized there was
another version of myself
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that I didn't like.
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♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
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You know, it was Bad Chad.
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Bad Chad was
the evil version of me.
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Yeah! (LAUGHS) Chad! It's me!
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CHAD: The one who wanted
to get high and party.
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(GASPS)
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He was just very crazy.
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Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
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♪ (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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CHAD: So, one day
I'm at work wasting time.
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I'm scrolling through Facebook,
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and I see my friend Jimmy
has a music show coming up.
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He's opened up
for several major music artists
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and is very successful.
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JIMMY VANDEVER:
I'm Jimmy Vandever.
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Artist, performer,
concrete finisher,
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um, generational curse breaker,
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light worker, starseed.
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Uh, Jimmy V on a stage.
Artist, through and through.
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♪ (UPBEAT SONG
BY JIMMY V PLAYING) ♪
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♪ They can be blind
But do time ♪
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♪ Guaranteed
Dog they sniffing a seat ♪
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♪ Woman or man
Please understand ♪
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♪ I don't give a damn
How you feel about me ♪
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I've known Chad for 25 years,
best friend.
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Actually he made me
the godfather of his daughter,
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which is a huge blessing.
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We was born, like,
11 days apart.
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So, it's like we're, um,
peas and carrots.
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♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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CHAD:
So, I head to this local bar
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where Jimmy's playing,
and this place is jumping.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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There's a big stage
that Jimmy was rapping on.
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♪ Artist, performer
Concrete finisher ♪
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♪ Generational curse breaker
I'm a truth deliverer ♪
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♪ Light worker, starseed ♪
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♪ Yeah, bitch
I'm built for the fight... ♪
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That's my buddy.
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We're born, like, 11 days apart.
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- We're like peas and carrots.
- Cool.
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CHAD: I'm not really feeling it,
so I'm like, "Okay,
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I gotta get turnt up right now."
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I gotta get turnt up right now.
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CHAD:
I mean, I really love to party.
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I love to party.
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So, I call my drug dealer,
you know, speed dial.
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He's like, "Okay,
I'll be there in 15 minutes."
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- I'll be right back.
- Okay.
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Thanks for coming. (WHEEZES)
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People are gonna remember
this night.
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- (LAUGHS)
- (LAUGHS)
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- (SNIFFS) Whoo!
- Whoo!
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- Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
- Whoo! Whoo!
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Yes, yes!
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CHAD: Go back in...
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JIMMY: Chad shows up and, um,
instantly, man, you could tell.
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He was... Man, his jaw
was sitting like over here.
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Teeth grinding back and forth
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like he's trying
to grind something.
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CHAD: I went into the bathroom.
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(SNIFFS)
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CHAD: Start doing a little.
Start doing a little more.
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I never had a stop button
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when it came to drinking
or using drugs.
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- (BOTH INHALE SHARPLY)
- I just kept going and going.
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- (SCREAMS) Whoo! Whoo!
- Whoo! Whoo!
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CHAD: So, I went back out
into the club.
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I used to joke and say
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the girls would hear my story
and say,
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"Man, that guy...
That guy knows how to party."
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That guy knows how to party.
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CHAD: Trouble is,
I can dance when I'm sober,
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but I think
being that messed up,
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I just looked completely stupid.
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And then I try to go get a drink
to, like, calm me down a little.
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- One more alcohol, please.
- Two!
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And they wouldn't sell me
any more alcohol
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because they thought
that I was drunk.
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- Uh, you're drunk.
- But I was really high.
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Actually, we're high.
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I guess and drunk
at the same time.
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- And drunk at the same time.
- No.
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- Hey, fuck you, man!
- Hey, fuck you, man!
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Don't give me this shit!
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Fuck your mom, man.
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Oh, fuck your mom!
You wanna fuck me?
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I'll fuck you! No, fuck you!
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I remember,
I started getting paranoid.
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He was wired to the max, bro,
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like, gilled out,
like... You know?
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♪ Yeah, he's wired
To the max now ♪
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♪ Just like he's gilled out ♪
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♪ Eyes twitchin' side-to-side
All filled with self-doubt ♪
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♪ Jaw sittin' sideways
Teeth grindin' raw ♪
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♪ Like he's chewin' on a secret
That he never even saw ♪
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And that was Bad Chad
that night.
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CHAD: I thought, like,
the cops were coming in
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to the music show.
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Are you okay?
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- (SIRENS BLARING)
- CHAD: I was so high, like,
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my mind was playing tricks
on me.
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Uh. (WHIMPERS)
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CHAD:
I went back to the bathroom
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to get rid of all the evidence.
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♪ (INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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Don't do that, bro.
Cops will find it in the pipes.
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- You gotta eat it.
- Yeah, that makes sense.
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Good luck. (SNIFFS)
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Instead of flushing it
down the toilet,
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I ended up eating
the rest of it.
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(COUGHS)
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CHAD:
I told myself, like, right then.
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I was like,
"Man, I gotta get out of here."
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- And I left.
- (GLASS SHATTERS)
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CHAD: I leave the bar,
and I still feel like
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the cops are following me.
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POLICE OFFICER:
Sir, where are you going?
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I was trying
to just get out of that area.
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I'm just trying
to get out of the area.
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CHAD: Even though I realized
there are no cops,
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I'm like, "Aw, man,
I need to get off the road."
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I know there's a swamp up ahead.
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I just ran and ran
until I got to this bridge.
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And I can get up on the bridge
and walk across,
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or I can go through the swamp.
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- ♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- (OWL HOOTING)
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(BREATHES HEAVILY)
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They're expecting you
to take the bridge.
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Take the swamp.
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(SNIFFS)
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CHAD: So, I'm like,
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I'm not gonna
walk across this road.
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I'm gonna walk down here
through the swamp.
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♪ (INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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So, I'm walking
through the swamp.
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(BREATHES HEAVILY)
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CHAD: It's mud up to my knees.
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And I pull my foot out,
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and I realize that
the mud done grabbed my shoe.
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- So, I'm like, "Fuck, man."
- Fuck!
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So, I pull my other shoe off
and throw it.
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(GRUNTS, BREATHES HEAVILY) Fuck.
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I'm like,
"I don't need this no more."
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I don't even have
a matching pair.
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(SCREAMS)
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CHAD: And then I come up
through some trees.
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I walked up
to the side of a building.
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I don't even know
what the building was.
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I was trying
to get on top of it.
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So, I take my pants off,
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and I throw it
around an electrical box,
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and try to pull myself up.
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I can't pull myself up.
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My pants end up ripping
and getting stuck on, like,
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um, some type of bolt up there.
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So, I'm like,
"I don't need those anymore."
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- "Fuck it."
- Fuck it.
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Somehow,
I lost my shirt as well.
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♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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(GRUNTS, GROANS)
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CHAD:
Now it's 7:00 in the morning.
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What's your problem?
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- (CHUCKLES)
- And there's a Chick-fil-A.
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And I was just so out of it,
you know,
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dehydrated
and been up all night.
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I'm like,
"I need something to drink."
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Uh, so instead of going into
the front door of Chick-fil-A,
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I try to go in the back door.
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- (BREATHES HEAVILY)
- (GASPS, SCREAMS)
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- (SCREAMS)
- (SCREAMS)
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I'm in my boxers and socks.
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The employees are like,
"What are you doing here?"
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I was like,
"Uh, I just need some water."
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Where are your pants?
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I think they're stuck
to an electrical bolt
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or something.
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CHAD: So,
then I leave the Chick-fil-A.
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Uh... (WHIMPERS)
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CHAD: At this point,
I was so dehydrated.
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- It was really getting serious.
- (GROANS)
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CHAD: But then,
I see a Little Caesars.
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(GROANS)
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CHAD: Look through the window,
I don't see anybody in there.
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I still feel dehydrated.
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In my mind, I felt like
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if I didn't get
something to drink,
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that I was gonna die.
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I'm like, "Okay,
how do I get in this place?"
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- And then I see a flagpole.
- (GASPS)
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And it just had
a Little Caesars flag on it.
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I take the flagpole down.
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I shove the pole in the door.
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And I hit the door lock
with the pole
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and the door pops open.
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- Oh! Thank God.
- CHAD: And when the door closes,
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it locked me inside.
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"CHAD": Uh...
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(BREATHES HEAVILY,
CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
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CHAD: I see the drinks cooler
and I grabbed two Pepsis.
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The drive-thru window
was open...
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- and I jumped out the window.
- ("CHAD" GRUNTS)
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And I, um... and I left.
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It felt like the first Pepsi
I ever drank in my life.
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I drank both of 'em
like it was nothing.
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(EXHALES SHARPLY, GROANS)
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Still thirsty, aren't you?
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I just felt like
the two Pepsis wasn't enough.
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I was still thirsty.
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I am still thirsty.
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So, I went back.
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♪ ("RAISE HELL"
BY VIDEOHELPER PLAYING) ♪
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Uh, what are you doing?
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Do you ever wonder
how they make Hot-N-Ready pizzas
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for only five dollars?
(CHUCKLES)
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CHAD:
Bad Chad started acting crazy.
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Come on, man! Come on!
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Where's the fucking secret,
Chad?
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He was trying to figure out
how Little Caesars has pizzas
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"Hot-N- Ready"
and for only five dollars.
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- Here. Thick and juicy.
- With the crust. (SCREAMS)
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CHAD: He was obsessed
with this secret.
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Where's the fucking secret?
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There's no secret.
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I'm Owen Craig
and I work at Little Caesars.
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The process of Hot-N-Ready
is pretty simple.
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You can just look
through the window.
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You can see 'em
making the pizzas.
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About every hour or so,
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we make about ten cheese
and pepperoni pizzas.
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We'll keep 'em on the shelf
next to the oven.
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As people order them,
we put 'em in the oven.
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We keep about three
in the hot boxes up front
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for about 20 to 30 minutes
before we gotta throw 'em out.
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Or we eat 'em if we get hungry.
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
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CHAD: After all those Pepsis,
I wasn't thirsty anymore,
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but I was definitely hungry.
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Pepperonis, dude!
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CHAD: They had pepperoni...
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(LAUGHS)
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...cheese, sauce.
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It tasted pretty good
at the time.
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And then the alarm
starts going off.
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Bad Chad!
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(BREATHES HEAVILY, YELLS)
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CHAD: I'm like,
"What have I done here?"
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- And the phone rings.
- (TELEPHONE RINGING)
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Don't answer that!
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CHAD: And I go answer it.
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Hello?
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And it's the security people,
and they're like,
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"Hey, what's going on?"
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"Is everything okay?"
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SECURITY: What's going on?
Is everything okay?
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- Sir? Is everything okay?
- Uh...
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Don't tell her anything!
Hang up the phone!
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CHAD: I said,
"It's definitely not okay."
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It's definitely not okay.
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"It's bad. It's really bad."
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It's bad. It's really bad.
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(SIGHS)
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CHAD: I realized
in that moment in time,
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I'm like, "Bad Chad,
you fucked up."
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You're a bad influence on me.
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It's time for that
to be over with.
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♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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I don't think
I can do this anymore, Bad Chad.
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(PANTS, LAUGHS)
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Don't say that, Chad.
I love you, man.
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We were made for each other.
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Yeah, I can't be
with ya no more, Bad Chad.
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I told him, I said, "Bad Chad,
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I'm leaving you here
at Little Caesars."
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I'm leaving you here
at Little Caesars.
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(WHEEZES)
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♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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- Bad Chad?
- CHAD: Bad Chad didn't take
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the news very well.
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CHAD: Bad Chad, no!
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I'm thinking this could be bad.
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It was horrible.
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He was just very angry
about everything.
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I'm just very angry
about everything.
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You need me.
We're like peas and carrots.
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JIMMY: There's a saying
that's an old Indian,
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you know, proverb saying,
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"You got two wolves
inside of you."
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"The one that you feed
is the one that's gonna grow."
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I'm hot and ready, Chad!
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No.
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(LAUGHS)
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No!
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And then I was just like,
"I need to leave."
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(LAUGHS)
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(BREATHES HEAVILY)
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CHAD: So, I went to the back
of the restaurant
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and climbed up
on top of the cooler,
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where I was able to climb up
into the ceiling tile.
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00:14:17,439 --> 00:14:19,650
(GRUNTS, BREATHES HEAVILY)
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00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,151
CHAD:
When I was up in the ceiling,
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uh, I was so high,
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00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:27,908
I didn't know if I wanted
to go up or down, left or right.
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I really just wanted
to get the hell out of there.
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You'll never escape me! (LAUGHS)
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(SCREAMS)
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CHAD: And then I felt
the ceiling give way.
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Well, I fall
in the middle of the thing
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where everybody stands
to take their orders.
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I fall through right there.
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And then I look down and realize
I'm in my boxers and socks.
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So, I see an apron.
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00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:57,770
And I grab the apron,
and I put the apron on.
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I put my number
on a piece of paper
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- and said, "Sorry."
- CHAD: Sorry.
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Then I grab two waters
and a brownie,
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- and I jump out the window.
- (GRUNTS)
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- (BREATHES HEAVILY)
- (GUN COCKS)
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- (SIREN BLARING)
- Oh, fuck.
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00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:14,787
CHAD: And, of course,
a cop was there.
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A burglary suspect
caught wearing only boxers,
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socks,
and a Little Caesars apron.
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- Picture that.
- The way I found out about Chad
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goin' into Little Caesars...
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My kids' mother
sent me the news article,
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was like "Do you see
what your brother's done now?"
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So, I knew
he was off to the races.
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I'm Mike Corn.
I'm Chad Corn's older brother.
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REPORTER: They say he took
bottles of water and a brownie,
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then put on an employee's apron
before trying to leave.
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00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:42,982
CHAD: When I was in lockup,
I meet these guys
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and they're like,
"Oh, shit! I seen you on TV."
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"You're a legend, man.
You're a legend."
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And then they started callin'
other people over,
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it's like, "Oh, here's
the fuckin' legend, man!"
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- The Florida man!"
- REPORTER: Deputies say
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they caught Corn
as he was climbing out
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through the drive-thru window.
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So, I ended up
getting one year in prison.
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He got outta prison,
I went and picked him up,
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and then brought him
straight back to rehab,
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and he's excelled ever since.
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00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:12,095
He recently bought his own car.
He works for me now.
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00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:14,097
'Cause I can trust
when he's clean,
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I can trust him. (CHUCKLES)
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00:16:15,432 --> 00:16:17,266
So, told him,
"As long as you stay clean,
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you'll be okay."
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00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:20,520
After being successful
at the recovery home,
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me and my brother
ended up moving in together.
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He's a great boss,
and teacher...
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00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:29,654
and coworker, brother,
all the stuff.
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00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,572
Let's see the reflexes, boy.
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00:16:31,573 --> 00:16:34,909
I believe that
over the last few years,
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00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:36,619
Chad's found
what he's needed to find.
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00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:37,662
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:40,540
He can look in the mirror,
and he can be happy
404
00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:41,875
with the person
that he's looking at.
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00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:44,919
MIKE CORN:
Everybody in this world's
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00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:46,170
done crazy, weird shit.
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00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:49,173
(CHUCKLES) So... Everybody!
You know what I mean?
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This was a defining moment
in my life.
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00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:52,301
Very embarrassing.
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00:16:52,302 --> 00:16:55,346
But, man,
if my story helps other people,
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00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:56,597
it inspires them,
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00:16:56,598 --> 00:16:59,350
like, "Hey, if this motherfucker
that broke into Little Caesars
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00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:02,895
and fell through the ceiling
high on meth and alcohol,
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00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:06,024
if he can change his life
and switch it around..."
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00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,776
I'm hot-n-ready, Chad!
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00:17:08,777 --> 00:17:11,029
Then, who's to say I can't?
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00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,699
(LAUGHS)
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♪ (UPBEAT SONG
BY JIMMY V PLAYING) ♪
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♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪