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What you're about to see
may be dangerous, illegal, unethical,
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petty, misguided, immoral,
and most definitely stupid.
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But it's also all true.
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Sort of.
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They thought they could steal my dog
and get away with it?
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Fuck with my dog.
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But now it was payback time.
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I was gonna hit 'em hard and haul ass.
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Well, the ideal situation was go up
and put that sucker on automatic pilot...
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steam due west,
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and steal the whole damn casino.
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An action creates a reaction.
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You mess with my dogs,
you're gonna get a reaction.
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And they got a reaction.
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My name's Kenneth "Speedy" Raulerson...
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and I'm from Crackertown, Florida.
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I was born on Halloween night.
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Matter of fact,
I was born in 30 seconds flat.
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The doctor had to chase me down the hall
just to spank me on the ass.
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I mean, I was Mach 10
with my hair on fire.
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I mean, my whole life.
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There's only one thing I've ever been
addicted to, and that's adrenaline.
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I did just about every crime
there is to do.
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From bank robbery to extortion
to aggravated assault with a firearm.
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Armed with a deadly explosive.
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Blowed up a bar.
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I leveled it. Wasn't nothing standing
but the ice machine.
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I've kidnapped one dude's brother
and made the other brother pay the money.
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Allegedly.
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That's just
what I've been charged with now.
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Get in.
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Look at this.
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I've been in some pretty tight situations.
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Oh, shit!
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I did some pretty stupid things.
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You got the wrong guy on this one.
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During all those escapades,
not a shot was ever fired.
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Nobody was never seriously hurt.
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Other than a headache.
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You heard all the stories
that Speedy's on the run,
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and I always thought, "God,
this guy, he's fascinating."
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But at the same time, I was scared of him.
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My name is Jessica Kite, and I grew up
next door to Speedy Raulerson.
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I didn't know Speedy when I was a kid,
but I knew the legend.
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The legend of Speedy.
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I've been a fugitive twice.
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I was first a fugitive from 1985 to '89,
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and then from early '97 to 2006.
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All right, listen here.
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The second time I went on the run
was much harder
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because I had to leave
my beloved dog Shay behind.
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Shay, you're the best darn dog
I ever did know.
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You hear me? But I gots to go.
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Shay is the actual reason
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that began this whole story
that I'm fixin' to tell you.
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My friend Walt, he was really the only one
I trusted with Shay.
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You can trust me with her, Speedy.
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Yeah. What about that boy of yours?
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Jared was his son.
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He was about-- I think he was
18 years old, maybe 19. I'm not sure.
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I'm 36.
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They knew how much I cared about her,
so they took her.
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She'll be well took care of.
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All right. Love you, Shay.
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There was a certain law enforcement agent
who had a hard-on for me.
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I got a hard-on for Speedy.
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That's a weird thing to say.
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His name is Bill ****,
special agent with the FDLE.
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They come and took Shay
and held her, literally, for hostage.
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And the FDLE told Speedy,
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"If you don't turn yourself in,
we're gonna put these dogs down."
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I was angry.
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I'm angry.
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You just don't go and take someone's dogs
and murder 'em in cold blood.
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I'm very angry.
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You're going to pay dearly for it.
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I took the wife on the SunCruz, and...
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He couldn't wait to win the jackpot.
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That's when I started plotting to steal
that SunCruz casino boat.
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Reserve your slot
for the next SunCruz Casino.
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Sailing twice daily from Martha's
on the Intracoastal...
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In his mind, that's how he got even.
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It was just tit-for-tat.
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It doesn't make any sense to me,
but it makes perfect sense to Speedy.
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You steal my dog, I'm gonna kill your cat.
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And I was killing their damn cat.
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- For reservations, call 1-800-47--
- Fuck you.
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I came up with the perfect plan
on how to rob that casino.
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Two hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
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'Cause I was gonna do it big.
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I knew there was 250,000 dollars
on that boat,
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and I was gonna get it all.
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And I had my friend Walt
who was gonna help.
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You can count on me, Speedy.
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I'm serious, Walt, no boozing. No boozing.
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I swear on my mama's grave,
I never will fail you.
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Okay.
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Step one was the night guard.
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We needed his key card.
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Where's my dang gun?
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He was a heavier guy.
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Easy.
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All right, come on, come on.
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The ideal situation was to get
into the big safe...
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Let's go.
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Yeah.
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...get the money...
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go up and put that sucker
on automatic pilot...
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and head due west.
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You were gonna steal
the whole casino boat?
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I was gonna steal the whole boat.
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Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, 100%.
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100%, I wanted to steal the whole boat.
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Okay?
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That was it in a perfect world,
but it just didn't happen that way.
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Murphy's Law.
If it can go wrong, it will go wrong.
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And true to Murphy's Law,
basically everything went dinky dow.
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That was the perfect plan,
but here's what actually happened.
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Hey, Walt!
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Hey.
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Walt, you ready?
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On the night of the heist,
I go over to Walt's...
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I'm solid. I'm straight.
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Sure as the world,
he's drunker than Cooter Brown.
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Shit.
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When you see a heist or a bank robbery
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or something like that reported
in the media,
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it's nothing like you see in the movies.
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My name is Blaine Coral.
I did 35 years as a police officer.
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I've become
a Class "C" licensed private investigator.
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I need my pistol.
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Damn thing.
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Most of these guys are not
rocket scientists,
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or they would not be doing
the type of things that they do.
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I'm like, "Tonight's 'Go' night."
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Tonight's "Go" night!
Walt, you told me that I can count on you.
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By God, you can count on me,
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'cause I'm telling you,
I never done did you dirty.
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And I'm telling him, "Walt,
I can't take you in that kind of shape."
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"You're too drunk."
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I'm too drunk?
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Just give me your keys.
Let me borrow your truck at least.
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Payback, she ain't running.
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God darn it!
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Wait. I got an idea.
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He said, "Well, take Jared. He'll go."
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Jared.
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Jared, he was the only one that can go.
So I'm like, "Okay, to hell with that."
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I didn't have much of a choice.
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So I took Jared.
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Which was a big mistake.
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What you never do see is
a Mission Impossible
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or a Ocean's Eleven type gang of thieves.
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There's generally also very few
brain cells working at the same time.
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So, I go up there a little bit closer
to the trailer,
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you know, to the back of the trailer.
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Jared's real close to me.
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I said, "Stick to me close," you know,
I whispered to him.
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Right, stick to me close.
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Okay.
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Took a deep breath...
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Okay, three, two, one, breach.
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All right, get your hands up.
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Drop that donut and coffee,
you son of a bitch.
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You know, I told him this is a robbery.
This is serious.
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- This here's a robbery. This is serious.
- You son of a bitch!
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And then Jared comes in, all gung ho.
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Goddammit, Jared, get your gun off me!
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What?
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No, get off me!
Give me the damn duct tape.
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- The duct tape. Right, yeah.
- Come on. Yeah, quick.
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Basically, alls we really had to do is
just tape the guy up.
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- Quick, quick!
- Yeah, I'm getting it!
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But while this was happening...
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The guard, he went to go like that,
you know,
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- like he was grabbing for something.
- You fucker!
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And I took him down to the ground.
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I got it somewhere.
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Give me the goddamn duct tape!
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Yeah, it's in here somewhere. Hold on.
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Goddammit, Jared!
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Quick! Throw it here!
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Well, I had to give him a little love tap.
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I found it!
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Again, not a lot of gray matter
going on up here.
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After I got him taped and secured...
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I can't see shit.
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- I can't see anything either.
- Fuck it. Goddammit.
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- What happened?
- Let's go. Come on.
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- Okay.
- Stop fucking around.
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I went and stole a torch...
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Okay, I get this...
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- Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
- This is really hard.
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Acetylene torch.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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Got it up to the safe, and...
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strike that sucker up, and lit her up.
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I mean, you know, just trying
to blow a hole somewhere in it.
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Trying to get into it.
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And it-- Man, nothing.
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Shit! Dammit!
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I just didn't realize how big the safe was
and how tough it was.
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Must be made of steel.
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What are we gonna do now?
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Shut up, Jared! I'm trying to think.
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Formulating.
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So, I already knew that there was
ATM machines in there.
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I knew what we had to do.
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I got a secondary plan.
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The ATMs, that was the secondary plan.
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So I just kicked it.
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All the way down to the bottom
of the stairwell.
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So, we go wheeling this ATM,
and the guy's looking.
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He's looking underneath that mask,
and he says,
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"I don't know where you think
you going with that."
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I don't know where you think
you going with that!
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"You can't get that out of here."
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You can't get that out of here.
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And I'm like, "Oh, yeah?" I said,
"Well, whose Cadillac's that up there?"
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Whose Cadillac's that up there?
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And he...
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No! Get-- You get away
from that Cadillac! That's my baby!
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You get away from that car!
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- You push. Push, Jared, push. Push!
- I'm pushing! I'm pushing!
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I'm gonna take two of them.
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I'm putting one in the back seat,
and I'm putting one in the trunk.
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- It hurts my fingers though.
- Come on. Ready? Ready? Push!
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This son of a bitch!
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Fuck! God dang it!
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Trying to get the first one
in the back seat.
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Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
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That damn ATM machine
was about a half an inch
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from fitting in that backseat.
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It's going in. It's going in!
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I couldn't-- There's no way I could--
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There's nothing I could have done.
Man, I tried.
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Doggone it! She ain't gonna fit!
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It was not going in that backseat.
Believe me, I tried.
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So I had to settle for the one.
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You're never gonna get away!
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The guard said, "You're not gonna get
through the gate with that."
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You're not gonna get through
the gate with that!
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I looked over at Jared. I said, "Hold on."
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I threw that son of a bitch
down in low, man.
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And I hit it going about 50.
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That gate just went...
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And I got the hell out of there.
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Mother...
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This bitch ain't budging!
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Son of a bitch!
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Son of a bitch.
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I thought they'd be fives and tens.
They were all twenties.
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And it just happened to be,
allegedly, 32,000 dollars.
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That was pretty much it. Now, I mean,
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I didn't get away with near as much
as I was supposed to, but...
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it was enough to pay
for those dogs, in my mind.
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So...
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So when he allegedly robbed
the Suncoast Casino cruise ship,
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he knew that they were after him,
so he fled to Massachusetts.
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And he went by the name
of "Bruce Clayter."
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I go by quite a few names.
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Edward Morris, Jeff Robertson,
Jack Cook, Ellisteen Barnes.
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- But right then, I was Bruce Clayter.
- Thank you.
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So, I'm hanging out at the bar,
chatting with some young lady,
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and I heard my name come on TV.
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Florida Department of Law Enforcement
is hunting Kenneth Scott Raulerson
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for robbing a floating casino.
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I'm John Walsh with an urgent alert
from the Crime Center.
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Now join the manhunt with John Walsh.
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And it's America's Most Wanted,
and it's my picture.
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Here's the most recent photo of Raulerson.
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And she looks at it,
and then she looks at me.
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She's like, "Damn, Bruce,
that looks like you."
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- Damn, Bruce, that looks like you.
- How about that?
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And then, I swear, not ten,
fifteen seconds later,
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they said, "Also known as Bruce Clayter."
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Also known as Bruce Clayter.
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She said, "Bruce,
he got your damn name too!"
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Bruce, he's got your damn name too.
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Well, how about that?
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Everyone looked at him.
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- Everyone looked at him.
- I said, "That's a bunch of bullshit."
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I said, "If anybody thinks
I'm that guy right there,"
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I said, "Right, there's the payphone.
Go pick it up."
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Go pick it up. That's some bullshit.
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Another buddy of mine, he said,
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"There ain't gonna be nobody
using this phone."
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There ain't gonna be anyone
using this phone.
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And the barmaid, she said,
"Go pack your shit. I'll call you a cab."
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I'll call you a cab.
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Thank you.
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Wait. I love you, Bruce Clayter.
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How about that?
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So I run upstairs and pack my shit.
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In five minutes, there was a cab there,
and I was leaving.
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If someone robs a bank, or a casino,
or what have you,
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it's more likely
that they will get caught down the line
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by doing something stupid,
or making a misstep,
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or not covering their tracks
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than it is that they'll get arrested
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as they're running out the front door
of the place.
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Turn to the right.
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They did end up busting me eventually.
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But that's a whole 'nother story
that I'm not gettin' into today.
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You only caught me 'cause I wanted you to.
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But I ain't getting into all that today.
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My lifelong run of evading the police
had finally come to an end.
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About a year later,
I got a visitor in prison.
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They had never put her down.
My Shay Shay was still alive.
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But that's all in the past.
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Today I'm trying to clean the river
I grew up on,
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the Lower Withlacoochee.
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As you can see,
this is where our river is blocked up.
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It should have never been cut in half.
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I've been in that river
since I was five years old,
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and to come home all these years later,
and I find my river looking like this.
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That's pure pollution.
Who wants their children swimming in this?
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Everything that I've done in my life
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kind of primed me
for my next adventure in life
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that I'm doing with this river.
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It takes a crook to spot a crook,
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and take it from me,
this river is being destroyed by crooks.
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Pisses me off.
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He's our Speedy. We love him.
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Yeah, he's Speedy, you know?
He'll always be Speedy.
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And if you don't like it, tough bandanas.
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Mama, look at me now.