1 00:00:07,966 --> 00:00:10,886 [people panting, moaning] 2 00:00:19,561 --> 00:00:22,022 [panting] 3 00:00:24,942 --> 00:00:26,985 [both panting, moaning] 4 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:30,864 [stewardess chuckles] 5 00:00:30,948 --> 00:00:32,783 -Okay, it's doggy time, baby. -[panting] 6 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:34,701 -Let's flip it. [groans] -[panting, moaning] 7 00:00:34,785 --> 00:00:36,787 It's okay, Doc. You can watch. 8 00:00:37,412 --> 00:00:39,081 There's a lot to admire here. 9 00:00:39,164 --> 00:00:40,791 [stewardess] Baby, put it back in. 10 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:43,001 -[chuckles] You want it back? -Yeah. 11 00:00:43,085 --> 00:00:44,962 -You want it back… -So bad. 12 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:46,213 She wants it back, Doc. 13 00:00:46,296 --> 00:00:47,506 I'll put it back in. 14 00:00:47,589 --> 00:00:49,841 You know, I've always been more of like a… 15 00:00:49,925 --> 00:00:51,635 like a grower than a shower. 16 00:00:51,718 --> 00:00:53,136 But this is… [panting] 17 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:54,263 …this is ridiculous. 18 00:00:54,346 --> 00:00:56,265 [clicks tongue] You really should be more careful. 19 00:00:56,348 --> 00:00:59,059 Yeah? Why? [chuckles] We got some booty juice on the loose? 20 00:00:59,142 --> 00:01:01,687 No. Clearly you weren't listening at the presentation. 21 00:01:01,770 --> 00:01:03,563 [stewardess moaning, panting] Deeper, daddy. 22 00:01:03,647 --> 00:01:07,317 The serum is alive living in your bloodstream, your bodily fluids. 23 00:01:08,277 --> 00:01:10,654 Its pathogenic properties are what made it so effective. 24 00:01:10,737 --> 00:01:12,948 -[The Corporation grunts, moans] -Pathogen? Like a virus? 25 00:01:13,031 --> 00:01:15,701 -Yes, that's exactly right. Precisely-- -[The Corporation] Hey! 26 00:01:15,784 --> 00:01:19,329 -Hey, do not kill my vibe here. -[moaning, panting] 27 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:21,540 Look, all I'm saying is that we don't exactly know how 28 00:01:21,623 --> 00:01:23,792 such strong viral characteristics will behave 29 00:01:23,875 --> 00:01:26,461 within such a short-term incubation window. 30 00:01:26,545 --> 00:01:29,631 What? Are we talking like… the goddamn flu or something? 31 00:01:29,715 --> 00:01:31,717 I'm saying there are unknowns. 32 00:01:32,509 --> 00:01:35,429 There were no necessary trials, no study of transmission routes. 33 00:01:35,512 --> 00:01:38,682 Those usually take months, years, and you were impatient. 34 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:42,894 It sounds like some lab coat worrywart bull… 35 00:01:42,978 --> 00:01:46,231 -[moaning, panting] -…shit. [moaning] 36 00:01:46,315 --> 00:01:49,359 [moaning] 37 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:51,695 [intercom chiming] 38 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:23,018 Hello. 39 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:24,978 It's nice to meet you. 40 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:32,569 Let me tell you about the greatest drug you ever could imagine. 41 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:34,404 No, fuck it. 42 00:02:35,113 --> 00:02:39,284 Let me show you the greatest drug 43 00:02:40,786 --> 00:02:42,245 you could ever imagine. 44 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:14,945 -[banging on door] -[stewardess] You okay in there? 45 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:16,613 Yeah, yes. I'll be right out. 46 00:03:20,784 --> 00:03:24,287 I have to tell you, not killing me is the best decision you ever made. 47 00:03:25,580 --> 00:03:27,624 I have uses for your talents. 48 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:31,795 But you keep fucking with my head, I will change my mind. 49 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:34,881 Clinical realities require difficult conversations. 50 00:03:34,965 --> 00:03:37,717 [The Corporation] Well, isn't that a ballsy approach… 51 00:03:37,801 --> 00:03:40,178 [sniffs] …for a man in your position? 52 00:03:40,262 --> 00:03:41,388 [Ray] I was trying to help. 53 00:03:41,471 --> 00:03:44,641 After your dosage, a period of observation was supposed to occur. 54 00:03:44,724 --> 00:03:47,060 Adjustments would've been made accordingly. 55 00:03:47,144 --> 00:03:50,605 Needless to say, you didn't seem that interested in much follow-up. 56 00:03:50,689 --> 00:03:51,690 [The Corporation] Follow-up? 57 00:03:51,773 --> 00:03:54,067 Man, follow-up for what? 58 00:03:54,151 --> 00:03:56,486 [Ray] Side effects, uh, anomalies. 59 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:59,281 Contagiousness was near the top of my concerns, 60 00:03:59,364 --> 00:04:01,533 and I'm guessing that's not good for you, is it? 61 00:04:01,616 --> 00:04:02,617 [clears throat] 62 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:04,411 What's that? 63 00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:06,788 Honestly, my guess is you killed your friends. 64 00:04:06,872 --> 00:04:09,082 No, they're my… [chuckles] 65 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:10,542 They weren't my friends. 66 00:04:11,793 --> 00:04:14,463 Billionaires, we don't need friends. 67 00:04:15,797 --> 00:04:18,216 We have staff and yacht buddies. 68 00:04:18,300 --> 00:04:20,135 Apps. Stewardess. 69 00:04:20,218 --> 00:04:23,305 You killed your friends that no one will miss because you recognize this. 70 00:04:23,388 --> 00:04:27,100 The bioidentical serum has huge pharmaceutical potential, 71 00:04:27,184 --> 00:04:28,643 and I'm alive to help you make 72 00:04:28,727 --> 00:04:31,646 the biggest antiaging drug in the history of mankind. 73 00:04:31,730 --> 00:04:34,900 A modern-day and extremely lucrative fountain of youth. 74 00:04:36,401 --> 00:04:39,821 What did I just fucking tell you about playing fucking games with me? 75 00:04:39,905 --> 00:04:41,448 I-I assure you this is no game. 76 00:04:43,158 --> 00:04:44,576 You think you're brilliant, 77 00:04:44,659 --> 00:04:47,370 and everyone around you tells you this every moment of every day. 78 00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:49,706 I-I won't do that. 79 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:53,084 You are a caveman playing with fire now, and fire burns. 80 00:04:56,379 --> 00:04:57,589 [whispering] I oughta fucking… 81 00:04:59,674 --> 00:05:01,218 So what? Every time I just sneeze, 82 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:03,136 this shit's just gonna scatter everywhere? 83 00:05:03,887 --> 00:05:05,597 Not that kind of contagious. Uh… 84 00:05:06,556 --> 00:05:09,643 -Y-You're familiar with HIV, I assume. -[scoffs, chuckles] 85 00:05:12,354 --> 00:05:13,522 This guy. 86 00:05:13,605 --> 00:05:17,400 More anomalies may appear and adjustments can still be made. 87 00:05:17,484 --> 00:05:20,403 Let me draw a vial and begin to get new data sets this week. 88 00:05:20,487 --> 00:05:22,739 I'm sorry, have I given you the impression 89 00:05:23,365 --> 00:05:26,993 that we have some sort of trust thing going on here? 90 00:05:27,077 --> 00:05:29,663 I'm more than just an item of luxury. I… 91 00:05:29,746 --> 00:05:30,789 I'm necessary. 92 00:05:30,872 --> 00:05:32,999 Together we have unleashed something new. 93 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:36,169 I gave birth to the life that courses through your veins. 94 00:05:36,253 --> 00:05:38,964 Let me continue to be its caretaker. 95 00:05:39,798 --> 00:05:41,633 And by extension, you as well. 96 00:05:45,512 --> 00:05:46,888 What about her? 97 00:05:48,139 --> 00:05:49,641 So she's infected? 98 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:54,062 Is she just gonna change like I did? 99 00:05:55,438 --> 00:05:59,818 And likely becomes contagious herself. 100 00:05:59,901 --> 00:06:02,195 Starts to become a version of a street drug 101 00:06:03,154 --> 00:06:04,865 if she copulates with someone else. 102 00:06:06,283 --> 00:06:08,660 Caps your market value on the low side. 103 00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:28,555 [sighs] 104 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:33,703 [♪ "Dracula" playing] 105 00:07:59,104 --> 00:08:01,189 ♪ The morning light is turning blue ♪ 106 00:08:01,272 --> 00:08:03,066 ♪ The feeling is bizarre ♪ 107 00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:06,986 ♪ The night is almost over I still don't know where you are ♪ 108 00:08:07,529 --> 00:08:11,324 ♪ The shadows, yeah, they keep me Pretty like a movie star ♪ 109 00:08:11,908 --> 00:08:14,619 ♪ Daylight makes me feel like Dracula ♪ 110 00:08:16,538 --> 00:08:19,499 ♪ In the end, I hope it's you and me ♪ 111 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:24,713 ♪ In the darkness I would never leave you ♪ 112 00:08:24,796 --> 00:08:28,258 ♪ Won't ever see me In the light of day ♪ 113 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:32,011 ♪ It's far too late The time has come ♪ 114 00:08:32,095 --> 00:08:36,433 ♪ I'm on the verge of caving in I run back through the dark ♪ 115 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:40,729 ♪ Now I'm Mr. Charisma Fuckin' Pablo Escobar ♪ 116 00:08:40,812 --> 00:08:44,899 ♪ My friends are saying Shut up, Kevin, just get in the car ♪ 117 00:08:44,983 --> 00:08:48,486 ♪ I just wanna be right where you are ♪ 118 00:08:49,988 --> 00:08:53,241 ♪ In the end, I hope it's you and me ♪ 119 00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:57,620 ♪ In the darkness, I would never leave ♪ 120 00:08:57,704 --> 00:09:01,332 ♪ We both saw this moment Comin' from afar ♪ 121 00:09:01,416 --> 00:09:03,460 ♪ Now here we are ♪ 122 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:07,881 ♪ Run from the sun like Dracula ♪ 123 00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:12,260 ♪ Run from the sun like Dracula ♪ 124 00:09:12,343 --> 00:09:15,930 ♪ Run from the sun like Dracula ♪ 125 00:09:16,806 --> 00:09:20,351 ♪ Isn't the view spectacular? ♪ 126 00:09:30,653 --> 00:09:36,743 ♪ But, please, do you think about What it might mean ♪ 127 00:09:36,826 --> 00:09:41,164 ♪ 'Cause I dream about you In my sleep ♪ 128 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:44,959 ♪ That you ever love someone like me ♪ 129 00:09:45,543 --> 00:09:46,920 ♪ Like me ♪ 130 00:09:48,505 --> 00:09:51,674 ♪ In the end, I hope it's you and me ♪ 131 00:09:52,634 --> 00:09:56,096 ♪ In the darkness I would never leave ♪ 132 00:09:56,179 --> 00:10:00,058 ♪ We both saw this moment Comin' from afar ♪ 133 00:10:00,141 --> 00:10:02,018 ♪ Now here we are ♪ 134 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:06,314 ♪ So run from the sun like Dracula ♪ 135 00:10:06,397 --> 00:10:10,318 ♪ Run from the sun like Dracula ♪ 136 00:10:11,152 --> 00:10:14,405 ♪ Isn't the view spectacular? ♪ 137 00:10:15,156 --> 00:10:18,993 ♪ Run from the sun like Dracula ♪ 138 00:10:19,077 --> 00:10:23,414 ♪ Run from the sun like Dracula ♪ 139 00:10:23,498 --> 00:10:27,252 ♪ Isn't the view spectacular? ♪ 140 00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:37,262 [imitates Bela Lugosi as Dracula] I want to fuck you. [laughs] 141 00:10:38,346 --> 00:10:39,639 Who in God's name are you? 142 00:10:39,722 --> 00:10:43,768 Oh, darling, have you finally lost that last lonely marble 143 00:10:43,852 --> 00:10:46,146 in that dusty head of yours? 144 00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:50,358 Jefferson. Jefferson. 145 00:10:50,441 --> 00:10:56,281 How could you not recognize your dearly beloved husband? 146 00:10:56,865 --> 00:11:00,243 Oh, Byron, I know you can hear me. What kind of a joke is that? 147 00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:02,162 That's so stupid. That's bullshit. 148 00:11:02,245 --> 00:11:03,371 A joke. 149 00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:07,083 The only joke here is that someone as good-looking as me 150 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:10,587 could still be married to you. 151 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,213 Get out. Get out. 152 00:11:12,297 --> 00:11:14,716 That's exactly what you said to me on our honeymoon. 153 00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:16,467 I was drugged. 154 00:11:16,551 --> 00:11:17,927 No. Accidentally. 155 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:21,347 That mystery bag of pills that you carry around to keep you upright 156 00:11:21,431 --> 00:11:22,432 was so disorganized, 157 00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:25,018 I confused the good-time Molly for the sad-time laxatives. 158 00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:28,479 Magical Balinese sunset strapped to a toilet. 159 00:11:28,563 --> 00:11:33,401 Well, you finally shed that bulging shit belly, so you're welcome. 160 00:11:34,277 --> 00:11:35,278 [gasping] 161 00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:36,863 [The Corporation] Ah. [chuckles] 162 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,490 Yeah, ironic, isn't it? 163 00:11:40,074 --> 00:11:42,118 I spent a lifetime toying with getting rid of it, 164 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,704 to have it be the only thing left of the old me, 165 00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:47,457 -my beloved third nipple, Archibald. -Archibald. 166 00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:52,086 [chuckles] How did this happen, you ask. 167 00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:56,090 Well… [clears throat] …I told you I was onto something great, 168 00:11:57,091 --> 00:11:58,176 and you mocked me. 169 00:11:58,676 --> 00:12:02,138 But that's okay, because when you look this good, 170 00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:05,183 you don't hold grudges anymore. 171 00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:10,772 So, with my snazzy new outlook, I will make you a one-time offer. 172 00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:15,985 I'll venture into that deli counter you've got in your pants 173 00:12:16,527 --> 00:12:21,616 and give you the gift of mental and physical transformation 174 00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:25,370 via my hot magic load. 175 00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:26,996 Magic what? [chuckles] 176 00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:29,499 My jizz. [laughs] 177 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:32,252 I don't know how you did this. 178 00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:35,213 But am I surprised, truly? No. 179 00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:38,299 You want to amaze me, right? 180 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:42,136 Like you wanted me to gasp at your electric car, 181 00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:44,555 at the spaceship to Venus and Mars, 182 00:12:44,639 --> 00:12:47,475 and the peptides in Africa, 183 00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:49,769 and a new robotic whatever. 184 00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:53,523 I am not now nor have I ever been impressed with you. 185 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,233 So what? Now you look like a… 186 00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:58,278 slightly aging Bruce Weber model. 187 00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:01,364 And I say, go fuck yourself. 188 00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:04,075 I'm not clapping for you. 189 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:05,702 You exhaust me. 190 00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:09,998 You're the same dumpster with a fresh coat of paint, you clown boy. 191 00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:12,500 Okay, well. 192 00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:16,838 Your garbage genes 193 00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:20,133 produced two garbage children. 194 00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:24,137 And somebody's gonna have to hold their hands for the next 50 years, 195 00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:25,430 and it ain't gonna be me. 196 00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:28,308 -Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. -[stammers] All right. 197 00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:30,935 [imitates explosion] 198 00:13:31,019 --> 00:13:36,774 Can you imagine the mind fuck that the rest of the world's gonna have? 199 00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:40,695 The physicality of a professional athlete, 200 00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:44,032 the blood work of a 25-year-old. 201 00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:45,366 A single shot, 202 00:13:46,284 --> 00:13:50,079 one-size-fits-all cure-all for everything. 203 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:51,414 You're a fucking vampire. 204 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,374 A Nosferatu. 205 00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:55,585 Yes. [chuckles] 206 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:59,630 And you think you can stroll back into society without anybody noticing? 207 00:13:59,714 --> 00:14:03,217 Mmm. No, no. That's the point. 208 00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:08,473 I'm the world's greatest goddamn advertisement 209 00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:13,811 for the hottest new super drug that makes you effortlessly beautiful. 210 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:17,523 Perfect even, for eternity. 211 00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:20,359 You don't have to diet. 212 00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:21,903 You don't have to exercise. 213 00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:25,823 Well, the FDA might have something to say about that. 214 00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:28,076 -Yeah. -The FDA? 215 00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:31,120 Please. 216 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:32,830 They're useless. 217 00:14:33,456 --> 00:14:38,503 They're meaningless now. They're a-a phantom agency. [blows] 218 00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:43,091 Once the public gets a whiff of this, 219 00:14:43,174 --> 00:14:45,134 and they see what's possible, 220 00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:48,012 you think some red tape mope 221 00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:52,975 or stuffy senator on stroke medication is gonna get in the way of this? 222 00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:55,561 Eli Lilly, Novo Nordisk. 223 00:14:55,645 --> 00:15:00,858 Nobody's gonna give a shit about that kind of small potatoes. 224 00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:05,071 Trillions, not billions. 225 00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:07,281 Trillions. 226 00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:11,035 This rapid refinement, followed by mass production, 227 00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:16,999 aggressively priced but low enough to feel attainable by everyone. 228 00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:22,630 There are gonna be so many… [chuckling] …maxed-out credit cards 229 00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:26,425 and empty college funds when this shit hits the market. 230 00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:28,803 I'll leave some room in my schedule 231 00:15:28,886 --> 00:15:32,473 to visit you and your friends at The Hague. 232 00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:33,975 No, no. 233 00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:35,351 My blood, 234 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,312 and mine alone, 235 00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:40,982 is the liquid gold here. 236 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:48,406 Let's just say we worked out an exclusive arrangement. 237 00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:51,492 A bulletproof one. [chuckles] 238 00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:57,123 Lack of real talent was always your biggest insecurity. 239 00:15:57,206 --> 00:16:01,586 A monster who's just simply a shiny salesman 240 00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:04,964 in a metaphorical cheap suit. 241 00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:08,759 Let me tell you something, and I hope you'll listen to me very carefully. 242 00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:12,555 Your mother is the only person that will ever remember you, 243 00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:15,266 and that's because the pain you caused her when you were born. 244 00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:18,227 That's how insignificant you are 245 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:22,273 because of the sheer lack of capability as a human 246 00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:25,067 to contribute to society. 247 00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:28,738 This ploy of yours, it doesn't make you immortal. 248 00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:32,241 It doesn't save us. It ends us. 249 00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:34,202 You're sad. 250 00:16:35,286 --> 00:16:37,580 To turn down the chance 251 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:41,292 -to be Eve to my Adam… -[scoffs] 252 00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:44,962 …create a whole new race, a whole new world. 253 00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:48,716 You're mad. 254 00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:52,553 I'm mad I didn't kill you years ago! 255 00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:54,013 -Oh! [chuckles] -And that's true, babe. 256 00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:59,185 I'm not going to be part of any of this. 257 00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:04,815 But I might warn the world about what you're up to 258 00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:09,862 wearing the most delightful Christian Lacroix 259 00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:12,365 from the 1988 collection. 260 00:17:13,908 --> 00:17:15,910 That is beauty. 261 00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:21,165 [snickers] 262 00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:27,296 How much longer? 263 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,631 [Ray] Moments. 264 00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,466 We have shocked and amplified the tissue sample 265 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,176 to replicate the life span of the… 266 00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:34,929 -The what? -Well, I don't see much point 267 00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:37,473 in calling the Beauty anything other than what it really is. 268 00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:42,311 A fully formed mutating, self-replicating virus. 269 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,233 Whoa! Whoa! 270 00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:52,405 [whirring] 271 00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:58,202 -What the fuck was that? -The end of the Beauty's lifespan. 272 00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:02,915 The latest data indicates that roughly 855 days after dosage… 273 00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:08,838 infection with the Beauty, a type of catastrophic reaction occurs. 274 00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:12,258 That looked like a fucking explosion. 275 00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:16,721 Ignition ketosis, we call it. 276 00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:20,516 [straining] 277 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,810 -You microscope-humping motherfucker. -[choking] 278 00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:24,645 You think you're so clever, don't you? 279 00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:26,147 I told you there could be anomalies. 280 00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:30,192 Anomalies? Sexual transmission is an anomaly. 281 00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:33,404 That is a fucking bioweapon. 282 00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:34,614 [choking] It doesn't have to be. 283 00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:36,365 How am I supposed to sell this? 284 00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:38,326 What about my life? 285 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,871 What happens to me in 855 days? 286 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,122 [chokes, coughs] 287 00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:44,665 Jefferson! 288 00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:47,668 -Finish it. -[Ray choking, panting] 289 00:18:47,752 --> 00:18:48,878 Please. Wait, wait. 290 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:50,087 [screaming, crying] 291 00:18:50,171 --> 00:18:51,172 I can save you. 292 00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:54,133 -I'll find somebody else for that. -[stutters] There isn't enough time. 293 00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:58,721 Even the most brilliant minds would take years to retrace my steps by then. 294 00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:02,058 I-I… Fuck. I can manage it. 295 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:06,604 I can create stabilizers, boosters, treatments to prevent the ketosis. 296 00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:10,399 You can sell those as well. I will find a cure, Mr. Forst. 297 00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:14,445 I will perfect the formula. [panting] 298 00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:26,082 You have no idea what you created, do you? 299 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,883 When Oppenheimer prepared to press the button at Trinity, 300 00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:37,593 he knew there was a possibility, 301 00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:40,471 however small, that unleashing that kind of power 302 00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:42,807 would ignite the atmosphere and destroy the world. 303 00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:44,850 He did what needed to be done. 304 00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:47,520 Science must move forward. 305 00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:53,192 Great things do not come without risk, cost. 306 00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:07,581 W-We're both invested in improving upon your current state. 307 00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:11,043 I told you to let me be your caretaker and I meant it. 308 00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:16,590 You don't give a shit about me. 309 00:20:17,341 --> 00:20:21,971 You just get off on fondling your little creation, 310 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,431 you fucking nerd. 311 00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:26,434 I know it's been difficult to accept, 312 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:30,020 but you are my creation. 313 00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:34,108 Oh. [chuckles] 314 00:20:37,528 --> 00:20:40,030 I have 855 days. 315 00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:45,244 That means you have 854. 316 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,122 Fix the bugs. 317 00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:49,790 This is a business. 318 00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:53,377 I need a product, and we go to market in six months. 319 00:20:53,461 --> 00:20:56,005 -Mr. Forst, that's-- -You keep calling me that. 320 00:20:57,673 --> 00:20:58,883 Mr. Forst. 321 00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:01,302 Mr. Forst. 322 00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:08,642 Do I look like Byron Forst to you? 323 00:21:09,727 --> 00:21:13,397 You said it yourself, I am something new, an evolution. 324 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:17,651 I am superior. 325 00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:20,362 So kneel. 326 00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:27,161 Byron Forst is no more. 327 00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:32,333 You kneel before God. 328 00:21:56,398 --> 00:21:57,608 -[person 1] Ready? -[person 2] Hit it. 329 00:22:00,861 --> 00:22:02,071 Sequence one finished. 330 00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:05,533 Go sweetly into the mysterious void, friends. 331 00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:11,080 This is the weirdest job I've ever had. 332 00:22:12,581 --> 00:22:15,167 Seriously, don't you just wish we knew what the fuck we were working on? 333 00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:20,673 Of course I do, but good luck getting behind the big scary door, bud. 334 00:22:24,134 --> 00:22:26,136 -In another bar fight? -[sighs] 335 00:22:26,220 --> 00:22:28,681 Goddamn estrogen hitting me hard, finally. 336 00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:30,641 -[person 1] I'm sorry. -Well, that's okay. 337 00:22:31,225 --> 00:22:35,729 A lot more changes gonna be coming soon, so ask away, Mikey. 338 00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:37,898 [Mike] Does it feel, like… 339 00:22:37,982 --> 00:22:41,652 [person 2] Weird? It sure does. Pretty big overhaul going on, you know. 340 00:22:42,444 --> 00:22:45,948 Well, I got to say your tits are looking sweet. 341 00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:48,325 [chuckles] 342 00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:53,330 Hey, Clara, you know, what you're doing, I-I… 343 00:22:54,164 --> 00:22:57,084 I know it's… it's tough and people don't understand, 344 00:22:57,167 --> 00:22:58,586 but I think this is really cool. 345 00:22:58,669 --> 00:23:00,588 I mean, you're… you're going to be a woman soon. 346 00:23:00,671 --> 00:23:02,047 I am a woman now, Mike. 347 00:23:02,131 --> 00:23:03,716 -You know what I meant. -[Clara] I do. 348 00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:08,888 Like I just… I want you to know that… 349 00:23:11,682 --> 00:23:13,267 -Forget it. -Tell me, come on. 350 00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:14,685 I was just gonna say that… 351 00:23:16,186 --> 00:23:17,813 like, what you're doing, I… 352 00:23:18,647 --> 00:23:24,028 I think it's brave and I'm here for you. I have your back. 353 00:23:24,111 --> 00:23:26,488 You're a great man and a great friend. 354 00:23:27,197 --> 00:23:28,198 You really are. 355 00:23:28,282 --> 00:23:32,995 The worst part is now… [sighs] …all this in-between stuff. 356 00:23:33,871 --> 00:23:36,415 Be honest. Do I have a single feminine feature? 357 00:23:36,498 --> 00:23:40,085 No, don't start playing that game. You are gonna drive yourself insane. 358 00:23:40,169 --> 00:23:42,671 Well, the barista at Starbucks this morning 359 00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:45,174 handed me a coffee and said, "Here you go, dude." 360 00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:46,634 -Kinda says it all. -Okay. 361 00:23:46,717 --> 00:23:48,052 It's gonna take some time. 362 00:23:48,135 --> 00:23:51,055 And I think there's, like, support groups and stuff. 363 00:23:51,138 --> 00:23:53,140 You're the best support group I could ever have. 364 00:23:54,516 --> 00:23:57,102 Oh, could you hand me the phosphorus reagent? 365 00:23:58,854 --> 00:24:00,105 [Mike] Okay, your turn. 366 00:24:00,981 --> 00:24:02,691 How about you be honest with me. 367 00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:04,193 You got no rizz. 368 00:24:05,152 --> 00:24:06,570 -Hey, now. -Charisma. 369 00:24:07,071 --> 00:24:08,697 I love you, Mike, but you don't. 370 00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:11,367 I've been reconnecting with my kids after the divorce, 371 00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:14,161 and they update me on all the new lingo. 372 00:24:15,204 --> 00:24:17,456 So I mean, what did you do this weekend? 373 00:24:17,539 --> 00:24:19,875 Actually, all kinds of fun stuff. 374 00:24:21,335 --> 00:24:22,461 [chuckles] 375 00:24:26,006 --> 00:24:29,468 [actress moaning] 376 00:24:31,428 --> 00:24:34,932 Now, hang on. I do have charisma. 377 00:24:35,015 --> 00:24:36,600 You lack confidence. 378 00:24:36,684 --> 00:24:38,560 Well, arrogant people suck. 379 00:24:38,644 --> 00:24:40,396 [Clara] No, no, no, confidence is different. 380 00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:45,150 MIT grad, sweet, supportive. Everyone that gets to know you loves you. 381 00:24:45,234 --> 00:24:46,860 You just have to act like it. 382 00:24:46,944 --> 00:24:48,862 Sitting around being Mr. Alone Guy 383 00:24:48,946 --> 00:24:52,241 and playing fantasy football isn't getting you anywhere. 384 00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:54,660 And for heaven's sakes, no more Supercuts. 385 00:24:54,743 --> 00:24:57,788 Okay, now I feel attacked. Honesty time over. 386 00:24:58,956 --> 00:24:59,999 [beeps] 387 00:25:05,004 --> 00:25:07,589 Look, I… I am tired, you know? 388 00:25:07,673 --> 00:25:10,551 Tired of being alone and… 389 00:25:11,927 --> 00:25:17,099 I just… I'd like to love someone and I'd like someone to love me. 390 00:25:18,976 --> 00:25:21,770 Christ, am I that awful? Am I ugly or-or something? 391 00:25:23,355 --> 00:25:26,483 [sighs] I try to be nice. I mean, I try so hard, 392 00:25:27,818 --> 00:25:29,987 but I guess it's just not enough in the world anymore. 393 00:25:30,070 --> 00:25:31,780 Mike, look at me. 394 00:25:32,489 --> 00:25:36,702 You dress for shit, but your heart is stunning. 395 00:25:36,785 --> 00:25:39,288 One day your princess will come. 396 00:25:39,371 --> 00:25:43,083 Keep trying. Put yourself out there. 397 00:25:46,795 --> 00:25:48,839 You should just hurry up and transition already. 398 00:25:48,922 --> 00:25:49,965 Then we can get married. 399 00:25:50,049 --> 00:25:52,051 -Not unless I change my name to Jen. -[beeps] 400 00:25:52,843 --> 00:25:55,888 Ha. Yes, I noticed. You like her. 401 00:25:57,056 --> 00:26:00,184 -I do like her. You can tell? -I can tell, and it's great. 402 00:26:00,267 --> 00:26:05,939 Declaring your feelings is the first step in what could be a beautiful relationship. 403 00:26:06,857 --> 00:26:08,859 Did I tell you what she said yesterday? 404 00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:10,652 [Jen] Hey, Mike. 405 00:26:10,736 --> 00:26:12,446 -Sweet sneaks. -[giggles] 406 00:26:18,077 --> 00:26:19,203 [Mike] What do you think that means? 407 00:26:19,286 --> 00:26:21,497 Shit or get off the pot, dear Mikey. 408 00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:22,623 [sighs] 409 00:26:22,706 --> 00:26:25,250 Ask the girl out. Or move on. 410 00:26:25,334 --> 00:26:27,127 You can do it. 411 00:26:27,211 --> 00:26:28,462 Good morning, world changers. 412 00:26:28,545 --> 00:26:31,882 Our productivity algorithm detects a dip in efficiency. 413 00:26:32,466 --> 00:26:34,426 Please return to normal outputs. 414 00:26:42,267 --> 00:26:44,144 [Jen] Mikey, come sit. 415 00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:52,361 How's things, my favorite keyboard warrior? 416 00:26:52,444 --> 00:26:53,987 [Mike] Oh, it's great. I mean, 417 00:26:55,239 --> 00:26:59,451 you know, not as good as you and your furry friends over in testing. 418 00:26:59,535 --> 00:27:02,329 My heart. I do love them. Probably too much. 419 00:27:02,913 --> 00:27:04,832 Yeah, they're better than people. That's what I always say. 420 00:27:04,915 --> 00:27:06,416 [Jen] Right? Drives me up the fucking wall 421 00:27:06,500 --> 00:27:08,627 every time I read about the cruelty these companies inflict. 422 00:27:08,710 --> 00:27:10,879 -Yeah, totally. I mean, Blackfish? -Mmm. 423 00:27:10,963 --> 00:27:12,005 Just makes me wanna barf. 424 00:27:12,089 --> 00:27:13,966 Mmm, yeah. I really believe that we can have it both ways. 425 00:27:14,049 --> 00:27:16,844 That we can make biotech breakthroughs that help humans 426 00:27:17,469 --> 00:27:19,721 without torturing these poor creatures. 427 00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:22,182 I'm sorry, this is turning into a TED Talk. 428 00:27:22,266 --> 00:27:23,851 No, no, no, I'm into it. 429 00:27:27,187 --> 00:27:30,899 I bet you know all the little secrets of this place, huh? 430 00:27:32,693 --> 00:27:34,111 Can I trust you? 431 00:27:40,909 --> 00:27:43,954 His name is Larry, and he's my sweet boy. 432 00:27:44,037 --> 00:27:45,414 Oh. 433 00:27:45,497 --> 00:27:46,832 Hello there, Larry. 434 00:27:48,959 --> 00:27:50,878 He hasn't been doing so well lately, 435 00:27:52,462 --> 00:27:53,797 but we're hoping to fix that. 436 00:27:54,590 --> 00:27:55,924 You stay strong, Lar. 437 00:27:57,926 --> 00:27:59,261 They let you take a picture in there? 438 00:27:59,344 --> 00:28:01,179 Why? Are you a narc or something? 439 00:28:03,724 --> 00:28:06,059 That little fella just needs a little Bills jersey 440 00:28:06,143 --> 00:28:07,436 and he'll be good to go. [chuckles] 441 00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:08,979 -Hmm. Big game this weekend. -Mmm. 442 00:28:09,062 --> 00:28:11,732 I'm gonna grill up some of my famous buffalo wings. 443 00:28:12,274 --> 00:28:14,568 -I'll bring some in for ya. -[chuckles] 444 00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:20,574 -You know, crepes are awesome. -Huh? 445 00:28:20,657 --> 00:28:22,284 There's a, um… 446 00:28:23,911 --> 00:28:27,873 There's this is really cool new place over on 117. 447 00:28:27,956 --> 00:28:28,957 Um… 448 00:28:32,127 --> 00:28:35,631 Do you want to, like, go with… with me? 449 00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:37,049 Oh, yeah, that'd be cool. 450 00:28:37,633 --> 00:28:40,469 -Yeah? -My fiancé has a golf outing on Sunday. 451 00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:42,763 We could go before kickoff or whatever. 452 00:28:44,181 --> 00:28:45,599 -Fiancé? -Yeah. 453 00:28:45,682 --> 00:28:47,643 Finally asked, like, six months ago. 454 00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:51,229 Um… 455 00:28:51,313 --> 00:28:53,523 I wear the ring on a necklace. 456 00:28:53,607 --> 00:28:55,943 Goddamn birth control turns my fingers into sausages. 457 00:28:56,026 --> 00:28:57,611 -Hurts like hell. -Hmm. 458 00:28:57,694 --> 00:28:59,655 -Things we women do, you know. -Right. 459 00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:04,701 Wait, Mikey, were you asking me on a date? 460 00:29:04,785 --> 00:29:05,953 I mean, kind of. No. It… 461 00:29:07,621 --> 00:29:08,622 Yeah. 462 00:29:08,705 --> 00:29:11,667 Oh, Mikey, I love you, but you're my work buddy… 463 00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:13,710 -I know, I know. It was just a… [burbles] -[chuckles] 464 00:29:13,794 --> 00:29:15,379 [babbles, laughs] 465 00:29:15,462 --> 00:29:17,005 You know what? 466 00:29:17,714 --> 00:29:21,885 Congratulations. I'm stoked for you. That's really, really exciting. 467 00:29:24,388 --> 00:29:25,389 Oh. 468 00:29:25,889 --> 00:29:27,391 -Right there. Just… -Oh. 469 00:29:27,474 --> 00:29:28,809 Yeah. Right there. 470 00:29:28,892 --> 00:29:30,185 [muffled] Thank you. 471 00:29:30,268 --> 00:29:31,311 Well… 472 00:29:31,395 --> 00:29:32,688 Oh, bye. 473 00:29:41,530 --> 00:29:43,782 What? No fucking way. 474 00:29:43,865 --> 00:29:46,201 Yep, for six whole months. 475 00:29:46,284 --> 00:29:48,286 -[scoffs] -[sighs] 476 00:29:49,746 --> 00:29:51,665 Do you think she was bullshitting me? 477 00:29:51,748 --> 00:29:55,877 Jen's a sweet girl, but honestly, that's some shady shit right there. 478 00:29:55,961 --> 00:29:57,671 I have seen her flirt with you. 479 00:29:57,754 --> 00:29:59,756 -So I'm not crazy, right? -Hell no. 480 00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:02,175 She was leading you on. 481 00:30:02,259 --> 00:30:03,677 [sighs] Oh. 482 00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:07,472 On behalf of all women, please accept my apology. 483 00:30:09,725 --> 00:30:10,767 I'm proud of you. 484 00:30:11,643 --> 00:30:13,812 It's hard putting yourself out there. 485 00:30:15,772 --> 00:30:17,441 [alarm beeping] 486 00:30:17,524 --> 00:30:21,445 [Ray] Please remain calm. This is a security advisory. 487 00:30:21,528 --> 00:30:24,781 For your safety, lockdown measures initiated. 488 00:30:26,033 --> 00:30:29,453 Please remain calm. This is a security advisory. 489 00:30:29,953 --> 00:30:33,540 For your safety, lockdown measures initiated. 490 00:30:35,042 --> 00:30:37,127 This is a security advisory. 491 00:30:37,210 --> 00:30:40,964 For your safety, lockdown measures initiated. 492 00:30:41,048 --> 00:30:42,132 Please remain calm. 493 00:30:42,758 --> 00:30:44,926 This is a security advisory. 494 00:30:45,010 --> 00:30:47,429 For your safety, lockdown measures initiated. 495 00:30:47,512 --> 00:30:50,390 -I can't fuckin' take it anymore. -Are we all gonna die? Save us! 496 00:30:50,474 --> 00:30:52,267 This is a security advisory. 497 00:30:52,350 --> 00:30:54,811 Hey, Reggie, do we need to evac or what? 498 00:30:54,895 --> 00:30:56,271 Back in your cube, Mike. 499 00:30:56,354 --> 00:30:57,481 And do what exactly? 500 00:30:57,564 --> 00:30:59,941 Look, it's a Zone 4 issue, okay? 501 00:31:00,025 --> 00:31:03,278 We're in Zone 1. Therefore, not your concern or mine. 502 00:31:03,361 --> 00:31:04,780 Don't act like you don't know the deal. 503 00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:06,823 Zone 4, the… the animals? 504 00:31:07,449 --> 00:31:09,076 Cube. Now. 505 00:31:09,159 --> 00:31:13,205 [Ray] Security advisory update: Lockdown measures ended. 506 00:31:13,705 --> 00:31:17,501 Please return to your terminals and resume productivity. 507 00:31:17,584 --> 00:31:18,877 Have a great day. 508 00:31:25,425 --> 00:31:27,677 Finally, some peace. 509 00:31:27,761 --> 00:31:29,346 Not if you keep screaming. 510 00:31:43,110 --> 00:31:44,152 Hey, Jen. 511 00:31:45,237 --> 00:31:48,281 Heard there was some drama in your zone. You… You okay? 512 00:31:49,574 --> 00:31:50,617 Larry… 513 00:31:51,243 --> 00:31:52,577 Shit, what happened? 514 00:31:52,661 --> 00:31:56,832 I don't know. The lab coats gave him this stuff, this serum. 515 00:31:56,915 --> 00:32:00,544 It was supposed to help him, make him stronger, healthier, and it did. 516 00:32:00,627 --> 00:32:03,797 I've never seen such a startling transformation in any creature before. 517 00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:04,881 Transformation? 518 00:32:04,965 --> 00:32:07,134 He was a totally different chimp, Mike. 519 00:32:07,217 --> 00:32:10,637 He turned into this perfect, straight-out-of-Nat-Geo-looking fella. 520 00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:14,349 He had energy. His smile glowed, his fur was gorgeous. 521 00:32:14,432 --> 00:32:17,686 His body was all filled out. He was a perfect muscle-bound specimen. 522 00:32:17,769 --> 00:32:20,647 [sniffles] Then my sweet boy got so angry. 523 00:32:23,608 --> 00:32:24,609 [snarls] 524 00:32:25,694 --> 00:32:26,736 [growls] 525 00:32:26,820 --> 00:32:29,156 Oh, no! [screaming] 526 00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:33,076 [screeching] 527 00:32:36,788 --> 00:32:38,081 [beeping] 528 00:32:38,999 --> 00:32:42,169 -[Larry screeching] -[objects clattering] 529 00:32:43,378 --> 00:32:44,379 [Jen] Larry! 530 00:32:44,462 --> 00:32:45,839 Larry, it's me. 531 00:32:46,882 --> 00:32:48,008 It's okay. 532 00:32:49,342 --> 00:32:53,180 -[roaring] -[screaming] 533 00:32:54,097 --> 00:32:56,433 -He turned on me. [crying] -Oh. Oh. 534 00:32:57,100 --> 00:32:59,269 How could I let this happen? 535 00:32:59,352 --> 00:33:02,814 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, you cannot possibly blame yourself. 536 00:33:02,898 --> 00:33:04,983 He trusted me, Mike. There was a bond. 537 00:33:05,066 --> 00:33:07,569 Of course there was, 'cause you are so good. 538 00:33:07,652 --> 00:33:10,530 [sniffles] Ever since I was a kid, this is all I ever wanted. 539 00:33:10,614 --> 00:33:13,200 Jane Goodall, Steve Irwin, those were my heroes. 540 00:33:13,283 --> 00:33:17,454 Maybe we should go back to the med lab so those dorks can stitch you up. 541 00:33:17,537 --> 00:33:19,706 If I go back in there, I'm torching everything in Zone 4. 542 00:33:20,290 --> 00:33:22,250 Maybe don't do that. 543 00:33:22,751 --> 00:33:25,629 I'm just another phony cog in the machine lying to myself 544 00:33:25,712 --> 00:33:28,340 about noble causes to justify a fat paycheck. [chuckles] 545 00:33:28,423 --> 00:33:30,300 You're being too hard on yourself. 546 00:33:32,636 --> 00:33:34,179 Uh, Jen… [stutters] …do you have… 547 00:33:35,263 --> 00:33:38,516 Do you have any idea what it… what it was that they gave him to… 548 00:33:39,184 --> 00:33:40,185 to give him those muscles? 549 00:33:40,268 --> 00:33:42,145 I don't. Whatever's in cryo storage. 550 00:33:44,189 --> 00:33:45,190 [sighs] 551 00:33:48,151 --> 00:33:50,403 -Are you okay? -Yeah, I just feel like shit. 552 00:33:50,487 --> 00:33:51,696 My skin's on fire. 553 00:33:51,780 --> 00:33:55,242 That's probably just the adrenaline wearing off. 554 00:33:55,325 --> 00:33:58,286 Yeah, nothing some Advil and a weed gummy won't fix. 555 00:33:59,371 --> 00:34:01,998 -Okay. Night, Mikey. -Good night. 556 00:34:04,876 --> 00:34:09,798 For real? Like some super-transformational serum? 557 00:34:09,881 --> 00:34:13,051 So much so that once it hit his bloodstream, the chimp went apeshit. 558 00:34:14,052 --> 00:34:16,096 Wow. But, like, how? 559 00:34:16,638 --> 00:34:17,847 Fuck if I know. 560 00:34:18,598 --> 00:34:21,810 I mean, once I heard "muscles," I was like, "Well, tell me more." 561 00:34:22,936 --> 00:34:24,479 Seems a little too good to be true. 562 00:34:38,618 --> 00:34:40,287 Everybody hates her. Don't sweat it. 563 00:34:40,370 --> 00:34:41,371 [Clara] Oh, God. 564 00:34:42,289 --> 00:34:44,207 [breathing heavily] 565 00:34:44,291 --> 00:34:45,292 You okay? 566 00:34:45,375 --> 00:34:48,003 These hormones, they're hitting me like a sledgehammer. 567 00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:49,087 It's just… [breathes heavily] 568 00:34:49,170 --> 00:34:52,215 I'm so tired and everything hurts and I'm tired of looking this way. 569 00:34:52,299 --> 00:34:53,758 I'm tired of feeling this way. 570 00:34:53,842 --> 00:34:55,885 -People are idiots. -I don't care about the idiots. 571 00:34:55,969 --> 00:34:58,471 I care about the stupid fucking cock and balls 572 00:34:58,555 --> 00:35:01,474 that I can feel every time I just take a step, 573 00:35:01,558 --> 00:35:06,313 and I care about the hormones and the surgeries. 574 00:35:06,396 --> 00:35:09,941 It doesn't matter. Whatever I do, I look in the mirror and I see a dude. 575 00:35:10,442 --> 00:35:12,694 I've been misgendered three times today. 576 00:35:13,528 --> 00:35:15,196 [crying] Goddamn it. 577 00:35:15,989 --> 00:35:16,990 Fuck. 578 00:35:19,284 --> 00:35:21,745 -[sighs] -Listen. 579 00:35:21,828 --> 00:35:23,496 Look, you're beautiful. 580 00:35:23,580 --> 00:35:27,292 People get too hung up on looks. I think it's just Instagram bullshit. 581 00:35:27,375 --> 00:35:28,752 It fucks with your head. 582 00:35:28,835 --> 00:35:30,462 You just don't get it, Mike. 583 00:35:30,545 --> 00:35:33,006 This is about who I am. 584 00:35:33,632 --> 00:35:37,969 My whole life I've been searching for answers 585 00:35:38,053 --> 00:35:40,555 and miracles that would make me whole, 586 00:35:40,639 --> 00:35:45,852 and now maybe there is something just down the fucking hall. 587 00:35:45,935 --> 00:35:48,188 And you're treating it like a goof. 588 00:35:48,271 --> 00:35:51,024 Doesn't this even make you curious? 589 00:35:51,107 --> 00:35:53,360 If you took something like this, 590 00:35:53,985 --> 00:35:57,906 you would have a whole line of Jens a million long. 591 00:35:57,989 --> 00:36:00,158 Stop thinking so small, Mike. 592 00:36:01,242 --> 00:36:03,536 Think bigger, be bold. 593 00:36:26,142 --> 00:36:29,062 [button clicks, timer beeping] 594 00:36:29,646 --> 00:36:30,647 [shutter clicks] 595 00:36:31,815 --> 00:36:35,110 [sirens wailing] 596 00:37:34,836 --> 00:37:37,255 [beeping] 597 00:37:37,338 --> 00:37:38,465 [door opens] 598 00:37:51,102 --> 00:37:52,270 [beeping] 599 00:37:57,901 --> 00:37:59,903 [rattling] 600 00:38:02,071 --> 00:38:04,783 [squeals, snorts] 601 00:38:15,877 --> 00:38:17,170 [beeping] 602 00:38:17,253 --> 00:38:18,254 [clicks] 603 00:38:19,464 --> 00:38:23,092 [chittering] 604 00:38:28,723 --> 00:38:29,724 [labworker] 14.6. 605 00:38:30,350 --> 00:38:31,434 15.2. 606 00:38:33,436 --> 00:38:34,479 16.4. 607 00:38:35,605 --> 00:38:37,273 70.0… 608 00:38:43,488 --> 00:38:45,365 [squeaking] 609 00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:43,590 Fuck it. 610 00:39:59,439 --> 00:40:01,190 [breathes heavily] 611 00:40:12,452 --> 00:40:13,745 [grunts] 612 00:40:15,955 --> 00:40:18,458 [panting] 613 00:40:31,679 --> 00:40:34,807 [panting] 614 00:40:38,728 --> 00:40:41,814 [breathes deeply, gasps] 615 00:40:42,941 --> 00:40:44,108 [bones cracking] 616 00:40:44,192 --> 00:40:45,360 [yelps, grunts] 617 00:40:47,195 --> 00:40:49,113 [screaming] 618 00:40:49,781 --> 00:40:50,782 [bones cracking] 619 00:40:50,865 --> 00:40:52,325 [screaming] 620 00:40:58,456 --> 00:40:59,749 [screaming continues] 621 00:41:07,256 --> 00:41:08,841 [grunts] 622 00:42:13,114 --> 00:42:14,282 [chuckles] 623 00:42:25,835 --> 00:42:26,878 [chuckles] 624 00:42:28,337 --> 00:42:31,132 [chuckles] Yeah! 625 00:42:32,175 --> 00:42:33,176 [grunting] 626 00:42:33,259 --> 00:42:34,302 Hey. 627 00:42:35,053 --> 00:42:36,054 I'm… 628 00:42:36,637 --> 00:42:38,723 I'm… I'm Mike. I'm… 629 00:42:39,557 --> 00:42:40,558 Hey, I'm Mike. 630 00:42:42,018 --> 00:42:45,813 [grunts] Oh! Ho-ho-ho! 631 00:42:45,897 --> 00:42:48,149 Hey, Jen. Hey, Jen. 632 00:42:48,232 --> 00:42:49,233 Ha. 633 00:42:51,235 --> 00:42:53,029 [breathes heavily] 634 00:42:53,112 --> 00:42:56,199 Yeah, I mean, I work out now, so. [chuckles] 635 00:42:58,868 --> 00:43:00,578 Jen, you wanna have some crepes? 636 00:43:02,121 --> 00:43:03,122 [chuckles] 637 00:43:03,623 --> 00:43:06,292 [imitating Jen] S… Sure, sure, I'll have some crepes. 638 00:43:07,376 --> 00:43:10,588 Yeah, would you wanna come over to my place? 639 00:43:11,089 --> 00:43:12,715 [imitating Jen] Oh, sure, I'd love that. 640 00:43:12,799 --> 00:43:14,425 [chuckling] 641 00:43:14,509 --> 00:43:17,470 [cackling] 642 00:43:17,553 --> 00:43:18,554 [door opens] 643 00:43:57,135 --> 00:43:58,219 [door lock clatters on floor] 644 00:44:13,442 --> 00:44:15,153 -Clara. -Oh, my God, who's there? Don't hurt me. 645 00:44:15,236 --> 00:44:16,988 It's okay. It's just me, Mike. 646 00:44:17,071 --> 00:44:18,364 No. Doesn't sound like Mike. 647 00:44:18,447 --> 00:44:20,533 [new Mike] Clara, please, you have to trust me, all right? 648 00:44:20,616 --> 00:44:23,911 Don't worry, I look different, but I promise it's me, all right? 649 00:44:24,871 --> 00:44:26,539 You were right, Clara. 650 00:44:27,290 --> 00:44:28,708 I needed to be bold. 651 00:44:30,126 --> 00:44:31,127 I took it. 652 00:44:31,961 --> 00:44:35,006 That stuff from the lab and, uh… 653 00:44:36,132 --> 00:44:37,258 [gasps] 654 00:44:37,341 --> 00:44:39,302 And this is what it does. 655 00:44:40,011 --> 00:44:42,889 [exhales] 656 00:44:42,972 --> 00:44:44,724 It's really kind of a miracle, huh? 657 00:44:45,808 --> 00:44:47,894 -How… -It's okay. 658 00:44:48,686 --> 00:44:52,064 -It fell off a truck. -[whimpers, breathes heavily] 659 00:44:54,150 --> 00:44:56,277 -It's for you. -[whimpers] 660 00:44:59,697 --> 00:45:00,698 [Clara] Oh. 661 00:45:02,366 --> 00:45:03,367 Hmm. 662 00:45:05,203 --> 00:45:06,329 Okay. 663 00:45:11,918 --> 00:45:13,169 Mike… 664 00:45:15,338 --> 00:45:16,422 Mike? 665 00:45:16,923 --> 00:45:19,550 -Think I got rizz now? -[chuckles] 666 00:45:26,766 --> 00:45:28,226 [sighs] 667 00:45:30,811 --> 00:45:31,854 Let's do it. 668 00:45:31,938 --> 00:45:34,357 [breathes heavily, chuckles] 669 00:45:35,107 --> 00:45:36,150 No, no, no, wait. 670 00:45:37,401 --> 00:45:38,486 What if it gets confused? 671 00:45:38,569 --> 00:45:40,404 What if it doesn't turn me into what I'm supposed to be? 672 00:45:40,488 --> 00:45:41,489 -Clara… -No, no. 673 00:45:41,572 --> 00:45:43,491 My hormones are all over the place. 674 00:45:43,574 --> 00:45:46,535 There's estrogen, testosterone wrestling with each other. 675 00:45:46,619 --> 00:45:49,121 [stammers] I don't even know what's going on inside of me anymore. 676 00:45:49,914 --> 00:45:52,124 -Okay-- -No, no, no, but I don't care. 677 00:45:52,708 --> 00:45:53,709 I don't care. 678 00:45:54,961 --> 00:45:56,254 I have to try. 679 00:45:57,964 --> 00:45:59,298 I have to believe 680 00:46:00,758 --> 00:46:05,346 that if I'm the woman I know I am, that's what I'll become. 681 00:46:05,429 --> 00:46:07,306 -Exactly. -[breathes shakily] 682 00:46:08,349 --> 00:46:10,101 For once in my life, 683 00:46:10,810 --> 00:46:15,022 if I've been given the chance for the outside 684 00:46:15,106 --> 00:46:19,902 to look like what I feel on the inside, 685 00:46:19,986 --> 00:46:21,320 I have to take it. 686 00:46:26,075 --> 00:46:28,160 -Be bold, right? -Yeah. 687 00:46:28,244 --> 00:46:29,328 [new Mike] Hear my voice, all right? 688 00:46:29,412 --> 00:46:31,289 I've got you. I'm right here. 689 00:46:32,123 --> 00:46:34,583 Yes, you're gonna collapse from the fever. 690 00:46:34,667 --> 00:46:36,794 -You're gonna pray for death. -[crying] 691 00:46:36,877 --> 00:46:38,921 Then you'll begin to transform, all right? 692 00:46:39,005 --> 00:46:40,923 -Become a new you. -[screaming] 693 00:46:41,007 --> 00:46:44,176 Your old form literally melts away. 694 00:46:44,260 --> 00:46:45,344 I'm burning! 695 00:46:45,428 --> 00:46:47,596 You're gonna pass out. You're gonna pass out, it's all right. 696 00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:49,056 [crying] 697 00:47:12,580 --> 00:47:13,914 [new Clara] Is this a dream? 698 00:47:16,542 --> 00:47:18,002 Did I die? 699 00:47:18,085 --> 00:47:21,756 [new Mike] Actually, Clara, you're the dream now. 700 00:47:23,299 --> 00:47:27,553 Kind of real, goddamn living dream girl that you've always wanted to be. 701 00:47:29,180 --> 00:47:30,723 You deserve to be. 702 00:47:33,642 --> 00:47:35,019 Go look. 703 00:48:07,426 --> 00:48:08,636 [gasps, chuckles] 704 00:48:10,805 --> 00:48:12,848 Oh, my God. 705 00:48:16,102 --> 00:48:17,603 It worked. 706 00:48:20,731 --> 00:48:22,400 It really did work. 707 00:48:23,526 --> 00:48:24,568 [sighs] 708 00:48:30,950 --> 00:48:31,992 [crying] 709 00:48:32,952 --> 00:48:34,745 You deserve it. 710 00:48:36,539 --> 00:48:38,082 [crying] 711 00:48:39,375 --> 00:48:40,918 Thank you. Thank you. 712 00:48:57,768 --> 00:49:00,396 [The Corporation] I want this one to hurt. 713 00:49:00,479 --> 00:49:02,648 Yeah, because we always hurt the ones we love. 714 00:49:02,731 --> 00:49:05,192 [The Corporation] He stole my serum and my boosters. 715 00:49:05,276 --> 00:49:08,112 And not the level 3, the tier 1-A. 716 00:49:09,196 --> 00:49:12,992 It was reserved for me to distribute to my friends and myself. 717 00:49:13,075 --> 00:49:16,412 [Antonio] He worked for you, he stole your formula, infected people. 718 00:49:16,495 --> 00:49:18,247 You're pissed and horny. I get it. 719 00:49:18,330 --> 00:49:22,668 I upped the nerve toxin, so he should wriggle a little more, foam at the mouth. 720 00:49:23,294 --> 00:49:24,378 I got you. 721 00:49:25,963 --> 00:49:27,882 Why can't people just leave life alone? 722 00:49:28,466 --> 00:49:31,010 Is it greed or stupidity? 723 00:49:33,512 --> 00:49:36,307 Beautiful people don't think the rules apply to them.