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Can I help you?
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Cooper.
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I'm sorry, do I know you?
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Cooper, it's me.
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It's Jordan.
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Your partner.
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Fuck buddy.
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I thought we were best friends.
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Fuck!
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- Where is she?
- I'm right here, I swear.
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- Bullshit! Where is she?
- Cooper, stop.
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Something happened to me over there, okay?
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A weapon, an infection or something that
changed me right after we left the bar.
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How did you get this?
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What did you do to her?
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In bed, what'd she call me?
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Not you.
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Your dick.
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A Provigil that brings me back to life.
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I do love those eyes
but they are lying to you right now.
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Japan, right?
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You have to hear me, not just see me.
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Are you ready to listen?
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♪ Cherry ♪
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♪ Tells me some things
I don't want to know ♪
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♪ And I can't see ♪
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♪ A light at the end for us anymore ♪
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♪ But I can't keep crying ♪
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♪ All of the time ♪
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♪ No, I can't keep crying ♪
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♪ All of the time ♪
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♪ It is the night ♪
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♪ My body's weak... ♪
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Boo.
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♪ No time to sleep
I've got to ride... ♪
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Tightly wound for a guy
who spent all night emptying his nuts.
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Who the fuck are you?
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Well, you know, we heard you're
a party boy, so we're here to party, boy.
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- I love this song.
- Hmm.
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Right, I said it before.
I'll say it again.
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Christopher Cross is the man.
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Ain't nobody touching
Christopher Cross sounding like that!
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Silky smooth voice,
it just soothes the soul.
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Soothes.
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And hides the sound of screams.
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Hides.
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♪ ...with a gun in my hand ♪
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♪ Lived nine lives ♪
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♪ Gunned down ten ♪
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♪ Gonna ride like the wind ♪
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♪ And I've got such a long way to go ♪
- ♪ Such a long way to go ♪
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- ♪ To make it to the border of Mexico ♪
- ♪ Mexico ♪
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- ♪ So, I'll ride like the wind ♪
- ♪ So, I'll ride like the wind ♪
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- ♪ Ride like the wind ♪
- ♪ Ride like the wind ♪
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♪ I was born the son... ♪
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Where, Nate? Where'd you get it?
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Get what?
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You were not this pretty two months ago.
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Come on now.
I saw the before and after pictures.
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You looked like a schlubby bubby
with bitch tits and a micro dick.
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You like playing with both teams. Is that...
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Is that the problem here?
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No, look, hey, it's no stress.
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We... I mean, we celebrate the rainbow,
ain't that right, Jay?
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- Love is love, brother.
- It sure is, you see?
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Okay. I fucked a...
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I fucked a hooker. That's it.
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All right.
Well, what made you pick her, Nate?
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Where'd you find her?
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- Does she come with any bonus features?
- I bet she was pricey.
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She's just some fucking slut
off the dark web. I don't know.
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Jay, help him understand, please.
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Look, look, look, look, look. Harder, Jay.
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You wanna be here all night?
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You're sick, Nate.
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You teem with viral load, okay?
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You might think that you're healthy
but you're not.
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All we wanna do is help you out.
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All right, I didn't fuck anyone else.
I swear to God.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
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Nate, look, we're way past that.
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I was there
at your little fuck show last night.
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See, the second you walked in the door,
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you signed the death warrant
for everyone inside.
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We already picked off two
but we still have another two to go.
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That's a lot of overtime for us.
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I don't like that.
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I had to cancel my mani-pedi.
You understand?
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My time is money.
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Maybe you fucked her, maybe you didn't.
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I don't have time to care.
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A sex club where the gift is being spread
is my worst-case scenario.
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Don't kill me, please. I... I didn't know.
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Nuts or nails, Nate?
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Please.
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Help!
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Please.
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Stop. No.
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Yeah. Another problem?
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This Condé Nast situation has
become a scorching fucking hemorrhoid.
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We have a live infected specimen at NIH.
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And we can't have that, can we?
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No, we cannot.
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You need to make it a dead one.
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The FBI is all over this.
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But there's one agent specifically.
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Anything else?
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Maybe I should do it blindfolded while,
uh, juggling knives on a unicycle.
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With speed comes mess.
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His name is Madsen.
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Cooper Madsen.
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He's currently in New York City.
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Well...
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You're off the hook now, baby boy.
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No, no. Please, please, please.
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No. Please. Please, please, don't.
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Stop, stop. Please.
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Fuck.
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I still don't understand
why you didn't call me.
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Do you have any idea how worried I was?
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I'm sorry. I just...
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- I just panicked.
- Jordan.
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- It's me.
- That's what made it so complicated.
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What? 'Cause you got
all this from fucking?
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Well, I...
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I mean, I think I got it that way.
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Do you think you were targeted?
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I don't know.
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I woke up, and he was gone.
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Without a trace.
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Was he wearing protection?
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I'm your partner.
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- Not your child.
- I'm not trying to shame you.
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I'm trying to understand.
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Well, it feels like shaming.
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Okay.
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So, let's say you didn't get it
'cause you came into contact
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with foreign bodily fluids,
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and he dosed your drink
or sprayed some kind of aerosol, fine.
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But that doesn't really vibe
with how we've seen this thing work.
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God, I'm so fucking stupid.
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I-I just...
I saw that guy and he was hot, you know?
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So, I wanted him. I just...
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We all make mistakes.
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I was being selfish.
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It gets worse.
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After I felt like I was
literally burning alive,
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I left the hotel and...
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that first wave of panic passed.
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For a moment, I liked the new me.
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- No, no, no.
- A lot.
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I mean, you finally feel seen, admired.
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Even a little invincible.
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I mean, here I was
with some life-altering crisis,
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a fucking infection,
and being out in the world, no one knew.
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Because of how I looked.
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In fact, they treated me
like I'd won some kind of lottery.
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But then,
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they stopped seeing me.
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And they started seeing this...
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object.
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Okay.
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Something they could buy,
or win, or just take.
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Another, please.
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And then I started to hate it.
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I hated myself for ever enjoying it
in the first place.
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I mean, how weak could I be?
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How fucked up am I?
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It's not just you.
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Everyone wants beauty.
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It's the oldest, purest form
of currency there is.
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I don't want any of this.
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I mean, was I so bad before?
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You were always beautiful.
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Yeah. Well...
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reading social media, about to turn 40,
didn't really feel that way.
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To me.
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You were always beautiful to me.
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Look, I know I got
a stupid boob job and stuff...
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but it was only after I turned
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and I realized I couldn't go back
that I realized I...
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I liked the old me.
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The old you was perfect.
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And this one is too.
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This one's just...
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different.
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How do you feel?
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Actually,
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fucking incredible.
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- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
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It's the best I've ever felt.
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Fuck.
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My knees are jealous.
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We're gonna make sure it stays that way.
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You think I'll end up like the others?
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Those models who literally exploded?
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I think it's best
we don't waste a lot of time.
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- How long?
- I don't know.
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Doing the math on the others,
I figure a year and a half.
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Maybe two.
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Have you talked to anyone else
since you've been back?
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Family, friends?
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- Uh, no. You're the first place I went.
- Good. Don't contact anyone.
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I-I think I need to go to the authorities
or someone on our team.
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No. No. No, they'll quarantine you,
treat you like a fucking lab rat.
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Until we can get a handle on this thing,
you're not talking to anyone.
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And you're staying with me.
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Okay. So, no ID, no passport,
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new face and everything else.
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How'd you get back here?
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Uh, I just blew a couple of TSA folks
and they walked me right on.
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Oh. Looks like
she had a jokes upgrade too.
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I've been an agent for 15 years, Coop.
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You seriously don't think
I know a couple shady guys
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with planes that like having
a fed owe them a favor?
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Can't wait for that
to bite us in the ass later.
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Coop.
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Hey, hey.
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We should maybe hold off.
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Till we know it's safe.
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Right?
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Right.
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Yeah, I wasn't thinking, sorry.
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Where'd you get that?
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My face and my body changed,
not my instincts.
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I'm left, you're right.
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Why is this happening?
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Okay. So, everything is confirmed
for the weekend at the colony, right?
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Yes, sir. All guests should
be arriving within the next 24 hours.
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Perfect. And there's no cold feet
or any other bullshit?
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All systems are go, sir,
but due to the intensity of the procedure,
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three days of cutout time
from your schedule have been recommended.
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That's fine.
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Look, this shit is gonna work, right?
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Like, it better, okay?
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'Cause you've been on an exclusive payroll
since COVID so...
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A full presentation
of what to expect will be made
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upon arrival, but yes...
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- Good.
- ...we expect a very successful experience.
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Good. Good, good.
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Are there any additions
to your medical file?
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No allergies or new medications, correct?
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Look, my assistant, Tina,
will send all that over to you.
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We've had trouble getting
a hold of her this evening.
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Oh, yeah.
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Well...
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Yes.
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Yes. Yes.
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Sir? Sir, are you there?
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Yes, uh, I will deal with Tina.
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And you double-checked with him
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that they are aware
about my bee allergy, right?
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You're not allergic. You're just afraid.
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No, that's what everybody says but that's...
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Hang on, Raul. Stop.
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- Wait, stop.
- Really?
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Like-Like-Like I'm just some chick
who works the corner?
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What, Franny, she watches
the front camera like a hawk.
259
00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:12,193
She does it just to give me shit.
260
00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:18,366
Un-fucking-believable.
261
00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:19,909
Fuck.
262
00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:25,164
Good evening, Mr. Forst.
263
00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:02,785
I can't tell if you're lazy
or you just don't care.
264
00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:07,581
Your assistant wears a very cheap perfume.
265
00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:14,505
Some kind of talcum powder-based
nightmare aroma from the local Sephora.
266
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:19,093
I can smell it on you, dear.
267
00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:22,722
And from the scent wafting off you,
that's what?
268
00:20:23,681 --> 00:20:25,141
Your third drink?
269
00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:30,312
I guzzle martinis
to try to forget you exist.
270
00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:34,608
Sadly, it numbs the pain,
but it doesn't block you out of existence.
271
00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:45,077
Look,
I'm flying to New York in the morning.
272
00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:48,247
Oh, no. Absolutely not. Not tomorrow.
273
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:49,540
You have obligations.
274
00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:52,918
No. No, no, I've spent too much money
and wasted too much time.
275
00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:56,088
We have a family therapy session
276
00:20:56,172 --> 00:21:00,551
because our son has been in the hospital
for the past three weeks.
277
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:03,220
The hospital?
278
00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:07,183
A ten-grand-a-week opioid resort.
279
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,393
He tried to kill himself.
280
00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:12,688
Fuck. The cretin can't even tie
a decent knot.
281
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:16,901
Why can't he be like his brother
and drive a sports franchise
282
00:21:16,984 --> 00:21:20,905
into the ground, you know,
just to feel better?
283
00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:27,369
Look, I hate your fucking guts,
and you hate mine.
284
00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:33,167
And we can't get divorced
because we have too much fucking money
285
00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:36,587
and to lose any of it would be such...
286
00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:39,131
sweet sorrow.
287
00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:44,595
But I'm bringing you something
you're gonna like, mama.
288
00:21:45,346 --> 00:21:48,891
Is it self-driving software
289
00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:52,978
that can't tell the difference
between a mailbox and a person?
290
00:21:53,062 --> 00:21:57,817
Or an algorithm that drives teen girls
to eating disorders? Hmm?
291
00:21:57,900 --> 00:21:58,984
No.
292
00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:05,825
Generational biotech so powerful
it will make medicine obsolete.
293
00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:07,993
Come on, Franny.
294
00:22:08,077 --> 00:22:10,788
When have you seen me this excited
about something? You should try it.
295
00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:15,709
Imagine if I can see
just a glimmer of your glory years again.
296
00:22:17,211 --> 00:22:20,047
Maybe I wouldn't have to hire
any more slutty assistants.
297
00:22:22,132 --> 00:22:26,095
The idea of the slightest physical contact
298
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:29,515
with you makes me swallow my own vomit.
299
00:22:30,975 --> 00:22:33,561
Okay, well, what about me?
300
00:22:33,644 --> 00:22:37,606
I have to watch you waddling around
in your breezy kaftans.
301
00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:41,026
Barely disguising
a body that's built like...
302
00:22:41,944 --> 00:22:43,737
a sack of holiday hams.
303
00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:50,244
Mr. Horrifying Monster of a Human Being.
304
00:22:51,495 --> 00:22:54,748
I spent all my life chasing beauty,
305
00:22:54,832 --> 00:22:58,419
perfection, diet, trainer, needles,
306
00:22:58,502 --> 00:23:01,881
scalpel, elixirs, cleansers.
307
00:23:01,964 --> 00:23:06,468
I thought it would make me feel good,
healthy and happy and content.
308
00:23:06,552 --> 00:23:09,138
It would help me find
a kind of mate that would help me
309
00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:12,433
build a life I wanted,
the life that I deserved.
310
00:23:12,516 --> 00:23:14,435
And then one day you wake up,
311
00:23:14,518 --> 00:23:18,063
and you realize that you are
the dog that caught the car.
312
00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:23,027
And your dream life...
313
00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:26,780
...is actually my golden prison.
314
00:23:40,628 --> 00:23:43,047
Maybe it's time to burn it all down.
315
00:23:44,506 --> 00:23:45,716
You're fucking psychotic.
316
00:23:49,053 --> 00:23:50,429
Yeah, burn it, go ahead.
317
00:23:51,180 --> 00:23:53,766
Yeah, go ahead, burn it, burn it,
burn the whole fucking thing down,
318
00:23:53,849 --> 00:23:56,185
burn the whole fucking house down!
319
00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:58,062
I might do just that.
320
00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:04,944
Once I learned
that beauty is the answer to nothing,
321
00:24:05,486 --> 00:24:08,155
I became the happiest I've ever been.
322
00:25:04,837 --> 00:25:05,963
Yo!
323
00:25:06,046 --> 00:25:07,756
Oh. Ooh.
324
00:25:19,184 --> 00:25:20,352
Do your fucking job.
325
00:25:20,436 --> 00:25:22,396
I don't want to have to tell you again.
326
00:25:24,481 --> 00:25:28,694
{\an8}Well, you can't open the fucking door
for me? Get my fucking bags.
327
00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:55,888
{\an8}Keep it warm, Josiah.
328
00:27:06,875 --> 00:27:08,836
Be careful.
329
00:27:09,336 --> 00:27:11,880
You know, everybody in this place is
still waiting for you to kick it.
330
00:27:11,964 --> 00:27:13,215
Uh. There's still time for me
331
00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:15,092
to kill you vultures first.
332
00:27:15,175 --> 00:27:18,929
I guess after tomorrow, we're gonna have
to find a new carcass to circle.
333
00:27:19,012 --> 00:27:21,140
Yeah, I'll have new problems.
334
00:27:21,223 --> 00:27:22,641
- Like what?
- Look at me.
335
00:27:23,851 --> 00:27:26,061
If this shit works
half as good as they say,
336
00:27:26,728 --> 00:27:29,189
how the hell are we supposed
to explain how different we suddenly look?
337
00:27:29,273 --> 00:27:31,108
Since when do you explain
anything to anyone?
338
00:27:31,191 --> 00:27:34,236
Well, this is different.
I've got shareholders, the board.
339
00:27:34,319 --> 00:27:35,571
Then fuck all that.
340
00:27:38,073 --> 00:27:39,283
So what's your big plan?
341
00:27:39,950 --> 00:27:40,951
Me?
342
00:27:41,577 --> 00:27:44,997
I guess I'll go with the tried
and true celebrity plastic surgery routine
343
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:47,457
and that diet and exercise baloney.
344
00:27:47,541 --> 00:27:49,042
I don't think I'm gonna do that.
345
00:27:49,126 --> 00:27:50,961
I think I'm just gonna throw it all
in the rearview
346
00:27:51,044 --> 00:27:53,130
and buy a mountain or an island.
347
00:27:53,213 --> 00:27:54,298
Oh.
348
00:27:54,381 --> 00:27:56,884
Never speak to anybody
for the rest of my life.
349
00:27:57,467 --> 00:27:59,553
Except for the newest piece of ass
that I fly in,
350
00:27:59,636 --> 00:28:02,097
but you do you, baby kins, you do you.
351
00:28:10,606 --> 00:28:12,858
Come. Come join us.
352
00:28:14,443 --> 00:28:17,404
Please, make yourselves comfortable.
353
00:28:23,076 --> 00:28:24,453
Oh, thank you.
354
00:28:32,210 --> 00:28:33,211
Thank you.
355
00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:42,721
Now, bear witness.
356
00:28:43,972 --> 00:28:45,515
Four million years ago,
357
00:28:45,599 --> 00:28:47,726
a landmark moment
in human evolution occurred.
358
00:28:47,809 --> 00:28:51,772
We developed bipedalism,
the ability to walk on two legs.
359
00:28:51,855 --> 00:28:56,902
From there, our brains enlarged,
cognitive abilities expanded,
360
00:28:56,985 --> 00:29:02,074
we could use tools and started
agricultural and industrial revolutions.
361
00:29:02,991 --> 00:29:06,161
Over the last century and a half,
we advanced technology and medicine
362
00:29:06,244 --> 00:29:09,998
far enough that life expectancy
has improved by nearly 50 years.
363
00:29:10,082 --> 00:29:13,502
Some of you in this room have
already beaten the average.
364
00:29:13,585 --> 00:29:16,421
But age has taken its toll.
365
00:29:17,130 --> 00:29:23,261
Time, as they say, is undefeated,
the last great stumbling block of mankind.
366
00:29:25,889 --> 00:29:28,725
In response, you tasked me with a mission.
367
00:29:29,685 --> 00:29:33,438
The Manhattan Project
of Longevity and Aesthetics.
368
00:29:34,398 --> 00:29:38,944
Ladies and gentlemen, say goodbye
to your old broken-down bodies.
369
00:29:39,027 --> 00:29:42,489
I introduce to you The Beauty.
370
00:29:44,908 --> 00:29:45,909
Ooh.
371
00:29:45,993 --> 00:29:48,537
Just before winning my second Nobel Prize,
372
00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:51,873
I discovered the power
of highly specialized gene therapies,
373
00:29:51,957 --> 00:29:54,960
but I couldn't help but wonder
what... what if we created
374
00:29:55,043 --> 00:29:59,965
a broad spectrum group of specialized
reprogrammable proteins and RNA.
375
00:30:00,048 --> 00:30:03,385
Exciting, sure, but the real breakthrough,
376
00:30:03,468 --> 00:30:06,179
the one that will get me
Nobel number three,
377
00:30:06,263 --> 00:30:08,098
was packaging those powerful proteins
378
00:30:08,181 --> 00:30:12,436
with the most ruthlessly efficient
viral gain of functionality ever designed.
379
00:30:12,519 --> 00:30:18,775
This will allow us to completely rebuild
your DNA from scratch, cell by cell.
380
00:30:18,859 --> 00:30:20,694
A lot of blah-blah here.
381
00:30:20,777 --> 00:30:23,572
Yeah, sounds like you're trying
to sell me drain cleaner.
382
00:30:23,655 --> 00:30:25,699
Let's just get to the brass tacks.
383
00:30:25,782 --> 00:30:32,164
A rebuild of that scale unleashes the most
perfect version of your physical self.
384
00:30:33,790 --> 00:30:34,791
Take a look.
385
00:30:34,875 --> 00:30:38,712
Seventy-one-year-old male,
stage four prostate cancer,
386
00:30:38,795 --> 00:30:42,883
heart trouble, declining brain activity,
obese, you get the picture...
387
00:30:45,010 --> 00:30:47,554
Once The Beauty has gone to work...
388
00:30:47,637 --> 00:30:48,847
Ooh.
389
00:30:49,431 --> 00:30:51,808
- Uh-huh.
- I like him.
390
00:30:51,892 --> 00:30:55,520
His cancer is vaporized, never to return.
391
00:30:55,604 --> 00:30:59,357
Increased cardiac capacity,
lean muscle with 6% body fat,
392
00:30:59,900 --> 00:31:03,195
bone density increased,
faster brain synapses.
393
00:31:03,278 --> 00:31:06,364
Maybe your dad chain-smoked
during family road trips. Who cares?
394
00:31:06,448 --> 00:31:09,367
Mom chased pills and vodka
while pregnant with you?
395
00:31:09,451 --> 00:31:12,079
- Irrelevant.
- Serious question.
396
00:31:12,162 --> 00:31:14,122
Am I gonna have, like, a huge cock?
397
00:31:14,206 --> 00:31:15,499
Not that I need it.
398
00:31:17,751 --> 00:31:19,586
Aesthetically perfect in every way.
399
00:31:19,669 --> 00:31:23,006
It took four operations,
and a few gallons of saline,
400
00:31:23,090 --> 00:31:26,051
but I already have
the tits of a 25-year-old.
401
00:31:26,134 --> 00:31:27,344
What happens to them?
402
00:31:27,427 --> 00:31:30,806
Any non-biological items will dissolve
during the rebuilds.
403
00:31:30,889 --> 00:31:32,682
You think they are great now...
404
00:31:33,433 --> 00:31:34,935
just wait until tomorrow.
405
00:31:35,894 --> 00:31:39,773
And there's not a stitch or a scar
involved in all this?
406
00:31:49,199 --> 00:31:52,077
One intravenous injection.
407
00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:53,161
Oh, come on.
408
00:31:53,245 --> 00:31:54,746
No, no, no, no, I don't like it.
409
00:31:55,580 --> 00:31:56,998
This is bullshit.
410
00:31:57,082 --> 00:31:59,626
This is way fucking nuttier
than I realized.
411
00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:01,795
Talk side effects.
412
00:32:01,878 --> 00:32:04,673
Wait... [stammers] Are we the guinea pigs?
413
00:32:06,049 --> 00:32:08,218
Some acute initial discomfort, sure.
414
00:32:09,094 --> 00:32:11,847
But that will subside
as your body adjusts.
415
00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:18,728
All of our work is available
for your perusal.
416
00:32:19,229 --> 00:32:22,315
However, I wouldn't recommend
running to the FDA with this.
417
00:32:23,191 --> 00:32:24,568
Well, that's reassuring.
418
00:32:24,651 --> 00:32:27,154
Well, if it works, who gives a shit?
419
00:32:27,237 --> 00:32:28,697
How many people know about this?
420
00:32:29,364 --> 00:32:30,949
No one outside of this room.
421
00:32:31,741 --> 00:32:34,828
All the data and the final formulation
resides here.
422
00:32:35,579 --> 00:32:36,830
And only here.
423
00:32:37,914 --> 00:32:39,583
Lab techs are compartmentalized.
424
00:32:39,666 --> 00:32:41,293
They don't know
what the main objective is.
425
00:32:41,376 --> 00:32:44,212
Like a fine watchmaker,
I task them with building parts,
426
00:32:44,296 --> 00:32:46,506
then I construct the final product.
427
00:32:47,132 --> 00:32:51,970
So what you're suggesting is
that immortality is possible
428
00:32:52,679 --> 00:32:56,641
if we just take
this special miracle juice.
429
00:32:57,142 --> 00:32:59,936
Those concepts are
for storybooks and movies.
430
00:33:00,770 --> 00:33:02,939
Our science is an antidote.
431
00:33:03,565 --> 00:33:04,608
To what?
432
00:33:05,358 --> 00:33:07,277
To the limitations of being human.
433
00:33:16,703 --> 00:33:17,704
Great.
434
00:33:18,747 --> 00:33:19,915
Let's get poked!
435
00:33:44,064 --> 00:33:45,857
This?
436
00:33:47,776 --> 00:33:48,777
Oh.
437
00:33:56,618 --> 00:33:58,995
- What?
- What in the fuck are you wearing?
438
00:34:01,289 --> 00:34:03,667
It's my Burning Man outfit.
439
00:34:03,750 --> 00:34:05,293
- I'm a burner.
- Oh.
440
00:34:05,919 --> 00:34:07,254
I mean, it's cool, right?
441
00:34:07,337 --> 00:34:08,338
Okay.
442
00:34:12,300 --> 00:34:13,343
Welcome...
443
00:34:14,886 --> 00:34:16,096
to the first day,
444
00:34:17,389 --> 00:34:21,893
the best day
of the rest of your lives.
445
00:34:21,977 --> 00:34:24,729
If you'll notice, uh,
you've got care packages
446
00:34:24,813 --> 00:34:26,856
that will help you through this process.
447
00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:29,651
Let's save that for post injection.
448
00:34:29,734 --> 00:34:33,947
There are gallons
of spring water here.
449
00:34:34,030 --> 00:34:36,408
And if you need more, just ask.
450
00:34:36,491 --> 00:34:39,327
Why would we need to drink
more than a gallon of water each?
451
00:34:41,121 --> 00:34:42,789
Privacy, Mr. Forst.
452
00:34:43,415 --> 00:34:46,668
Remember what we are doing here
is built on deep trust.
453
00:34:46,751 --> 00:34:48,878
Yeah, I just had some unfinished business.
454
00:34:52,173 --> 00:34:54,259
That stays here. It's personal stuff.
455
00:35:02,392 --> 00:35:03,810
Take your cleansing wipes.
456
00:35:03,893 --> 00:35:06,313
They're found in the white containers
to your left.
457
00:35:06,396 --> 00:35:10,942
Pick an arm, any arm,
and swab the injection site.
458
00:35:14,446 --> 00:35:16,281
- Nice. Get it good.
- Goddamn it.
459
00:35:16,364 --> 00:35:17,449
Now...
460
00:35:21,953 --> 00:35:23,163
your dose.
461
00:35:30,629 --> 00:35:31,630
Okay.
462
00:35:32,297 --> 00:35:33,298
Nice.
463
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:34,841
Thank you.
464
00:35:44,976 --> 00:35:46,019
Hello.
465
00:35:46,102 --> 00:35:47,562
Oh, fuck.
466
00:35:52,776 --> 00:35:55,779
My last Botox stung
more than that.
467
00:35:57,197 --> 00:35:58,990
I don't... I-I don't feel shit.
468
00:39:13,017 --> 00:39:14,185
I'm a boy.
469
00:39:58,855 --> 00:39:59,898
I'm...
470
00:40:01,441 --> 00:40:02,609
perfect.
471
00:40:17,916 --> 00:40:19,125
Ray.
472
00:40:21,210 --> 00:40:22,337
Ray.
473
00:40:23,671 --> 00:40:24,797
What are you doing?
474
00:40:24,881 --> 00:40:27,634
You're afraid.
475
00:40:29,052 --> 00:40:33,056
You're afraid your monster
is gonna kill its creator.
476
00:40:33,806 --> 00:40:36,935
No. [stammers] No, please.
477
00:40:37,018 --> 00:40:40,229
Just because there's been a disaster,
478
00:40:41,314 --> 00:40:44,317
doesn't mean we cancel
our insurance policies.
479
00:40:46,694 --> 00:40:47,695
Walk.
480
00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:51,449
Walk!
481
00:40:55,370 --> 00:40:58,706
- Walk. Let's take a walk, Ray.
- Okay, okay.
482
00:40:58,790 --> 00:41:01,292
- Oh, Jesus.
- Let's take a walk.
483
00:41:10,551 --> 00:41:12,136
Please! Please!
484
00:41:12,220 --> 00:41:14,681
No!
485
00:41:18,017 --> 00:41:19,435
Whoa! Whoa!
486
00:42:32,091 --> 00:42:35,219
- Sir, is that really you?
- Yes, dumbass.
487
00:42:35,970 --> 00:42:38,389
I told you
it'd be a shocking transformation.
488
00:42:39,223 --> 00:42:40,433
Is everything packed and ready?
489
00:42:41,142 --> 00:42:42,143
- Yes, sir.
- Good.
490
00:42:50,735 --> 00:42:51,986
I'm sorry, fellas.
491
00:42:52,070 --> 00:42:56,157
It's just trust issues are a bitch.
492
00:43:02,038 --> 00:43:03,456
Okay. Let's go.