1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:28,820 --> 00:00:31,406 Some people are born winners. 4 00:00:32,031 --> 00:00:33,742 Tom Brady, 5 00:00:33,825 --> 00:00:35,202 LeBron James, 6 00:00:35,285 --> 00:00:36,912 Joey Chestnut 7 00:00:36,995 --> 00:00:39,206 and also me. 8 00:00:40,624 --> 00:00:42,584 My name is Dusty Boyd, 9 00:00:42,668 --> 00:00:45,796 but most people on planet Earth know me as The Hammer. 10 00:00:46,296 --> 00:00:49,383 My dad gave me that nickname before he even told me my real name. 11 00:00:49,466 --> 00:00:51,301 Yeah, that's the way to go, Hammer. Yeah. 12 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:54,388 And he trained me like a tennis racehorse. 13 00:00:54,471 --> 00:00:58,475 Cardio, strength training, taping tennis rackets to my hands. 14 00:00:59,142 --> 00:01:01,311 My dad wasn't like other dads. 15 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:04,815 He didn't teach me how to read. He taught me how to hit. 16 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:06,525 We're on our way, Hammer! 17 00:01:06,608 --> 00:01:10,779 And it worked. I broke every single USTA junior record. 18 00:01:10,863 --> 00:01:15,367 Wins, aces, shutouts. You name it, they were mine. 19 00:01:15,450 --> 00:01:17,619 And soon the world took notice. 20 00:01:17,703 --> 00:01:19,705 No, Dave. I don't hit hard. 21 00:01:19,788 --> 00:01:21,248 I hit the hardest. 22 00:01:23,709 --> 00:01:25,961 And before I even graduated high school, 23 00:01:26,879 --> 00:01:29,882 - I lived out me and my dad's dream. - Dusty, over here! 24 00:01:29,965 --> 00:01:33,093 - I turned pro. - Right here! Dusty, over here! 25 00:01:33,177 --> 00:01:37,014 And that, my friends, is my incredible true story. 26 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:42,144 So, does anybody have any questions? 27 00:01:42,227 --> 00:01:44,271 Yeah, are we ever gonna hit a fucking ball? 28 00:01:44,354 --> 00:01:45,856 This lesson sucks ass. 29 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:49,651 I meant does anybody have any questions about the story that I was just telling? 30 00:01:49,735 --> 00:01:51,153 And that was very clear, wasn't it? 31 00:01:51,236 --> 00:01:53,906 Very clear story. And I've actually got a question, King. 32 00:01:53,989 --> 00:01:55,908 This is what I was looking for. PJ, go ahead. 33 00:01:55,991 --> 00:01:59,828 Why does it still give me chills every damn time I hear it? 34 00:01:59,912 --> 00:02:01,580 - Gives me chills too. - Seriously, I think, like, 35 00:02:01,663 --> 00:02:03,373 - you're one of the best-- - If you're so good, 36 00:02:03,457 --> 00:02:05,834 how come you work for your dad teaching nine-year-olds? 37 00:02:05,918 --> 00:02:09,086 I think these punks need to hear the Andy Roddick story. 38 00:02:09,170 --> 00:02:11,006 - Oh, you do, do you? - Oh, no, no, no, no. 39 00:02:11,089 --> 00:02:12,883 - Please don't tell another story. - Vero Beach Classic. 40 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:13,967 Oh, my God! 41 00:02:14,051 --> 00:02:16,720 The year was 2000. Me versus Andy Roddick. 42 00:02:17,846 --> 00:02:21,600 He was technically the bigger name, but everybody was there to see me. 43 00:02:21,683 --> 00:02:23,644 Love you, Hammer! 44 00:02:23,727 --> 00:02:25,646 We'd played a couple times as amateurs. 45 00:02:25,729 --> 00:02:28,982 And every time I saw him, I used to cream his ass. 46 00:02:29,066 --> 00:02:30,192 No other way to say it. 47 00:02:30,275 --> 00:02:31,443 Pretty sure there is. 48 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:36,198 But this was the first time meeting as professionals. 49 00:02:40,369 --> 00:02:42,538 - And I was crushing him. - Yes. 50 00:02:43,872 --> 00:02:45,332 Way to go, Hammer. 51 00:02:45,415 --> 00:02:46,875 That's my son. 52 00:02:46,959 --> 00:02:51,880 That's where evil Mr. Andy decided to play dirty. 53 00:02:51,964 --> 00:02:54,925 Yeah. He tried to ice me by taking a bathroom break. 54 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:56,718 So I ran down there to confront him. 55 00:02:57,845 --> 00:02:59,721 Slipped on a wet spot. 56 00:03:00,764 --> 00:03:03,100 - And shattered my wrist. - Ow! 57 00:03:03,767 --> 00:03:05,644 Roddick! 58 00:03:06,228 --> 00:03:11,108 And in doing so, I shattered my very promising career. 59 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:13,610 - What? - Obviously, Andy Frauddick, 60 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:16,113 he'd slicked down the floor with some type of substance. 61 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:19,408 And that means that all of Roddick's professional achievements, 62 00:03:19,491 --> 00:03:23,078 like winning the US Open and marrying supermodel Brooklyn Decker, 63 00:03:23,161 --> 00:03:24,746 those are all actually Dusty's. 64 00:03:24,830 --> 00:03:26,164 That's actually a really interesting idea. 65 00:03:26,248 --> 00:03:27,624 - I'd never thought of that. I guess-- - I'm sorry. 66 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:30,043 How does that make his accomplishments yours again? 67 00:03:30,127 --> 00:03:32,129 Yeah, I'm struggling to connect those dots as well. 68 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:34,715 Well, maybe you need to go to dot-connecting lessons. 69 00:03:35,799 --> 00:03:36,842 Nice burn. 70 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:39,344 Anyway, I'm done talking to you guys. I've gotten very bored. 71 00:03:39,428 --> 00:03:41,013 I don't think you're gonna learn the lessons. 72 00:03:41,096 --> 00:03:42,514 So you guys wanna hit some tennis balls or what? 73 00:03:42,598 --> 00:03:45,559 - Yes. Finally. Oh, my God! Please. - Yes. Please. 74 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:54,568 One second. 75 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:56,570 Something I need to do. 76 00:03:56,653 --> 00:03:58,447 - Hey! - Sorry about that. 77 00:03:58,530 --> 00:03:59,948 - Little help? - Yeah. My pleasure. 78 00:04:00,032 --> 00:04:01,116 Here's your pickleball. 79 00:04:02,159 --> 00:04:03,410 In the garbage! 80 00:04:03,994 --> 00:04:05,579 This is a tennis club, lady. 81 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:07,873 - Asshole! - I heard that. 82 00:04:08,498 --> 00:04:11,752 Good. I wanted you to. That's why I said it so loudly. 83 00:04:11,835 --> 00:04:13,837 Okay, pickleball lady. Let's do this. 84 00:04:13,921 --> 00:04:15,506 Peej. I have a game. 85 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:17,007 You like games. You play pickleball, right? 86 00:04:17,089 --> 00:04:18,675 - See this quarter? - Yes. 87 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:22,387 Place it anywhere you want on the court and I got one shot to hit it. 88 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:25,599 If I hit it, you're banned for life. 89 00:04:25,682 --> 00:04:29,853 And if I miss, I will waive your membership fees for a year. 90 00:04:29,937 --> 00:04:31,271 Oh. I'm banned? 91 00:04:31,355 --> 00:04:33,482 Well, it doesn't matter because I'm not a member here. 92 00:04:33,565 --> 00:04:34,858 I'm just taking a lesson. 93 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:36,693 So let's do this. I'll sweeten the deal. 94 00:04:37,194 --> 00:04:38,612 If I miss this shot, 95 00:04:39,530 --> 00:04:40,697 I'll toss in these. 96 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:43,617 Dusty, no. Not your 1999 Buick LeSabre? 97 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:49,623 Yes. I will toss in my 1999 Buick LeSabre with under 200,000 miles on it. 98 00:04:49,706 --> 00:04:51,083 Now I'm torn. 99 00:04:52,251 --> 00:04:55,963 Don't really wanna talk to you anymore, but I do wanna see if you can hit it. 100 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:58,841 What to do? Okay. 101 00:04:58,924 --> 00:04:59,925 Let's play. 102 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:02,845 Anywhere? 103 00:05:02,928 --> 00:05:03,929 Anywhere you want. 104 00:05:04,012 --> 00:05:06,974 I choose there. 105 00:05:07,057 --> 00:05:09,226 Tricky. In the corner. 106 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:23,240 Yes! 107 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:25,826 Get out! Get out! Get out! 108 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:30,330 Jesus. 109 00:05:30,414 --> 00:05:31,915 Get your pickleball ass out of here. 110 00:05:31,999 --> 00:05:33,000 Before you go. 111 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:35,627 Smile, you're banned. 112 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:39,464 Whatever. Man. 113 00:05:39,548 --> 00:05:41,133 Yeah! 114 00:05:44,928 --> 00:05:47,723 Can you read what it says on my nameplate, Dusty? 115 00:05:47,806 --> 00:05:48,807 Of course I can, Dad. 116 00:05:48,891 --> 00:05:52,102 It says, "Chuck Boyd. President of Tennis Operations." 117 00:05:52,186 --> 00:05:53,604 Holy shit. 118 00:05:54,104 --> 00:05:56,940 - Sounds like a pretty important guy, huh? - Yeah. 119 00:05:57,024 --> 00:06:00,485 Not that type who'd wanna see his son dressing like a slob, showing up late, 120 00:06:00,569 --> 00:06:02,571 - banning people from the club. - Right. 121 00:06:02,654 --> 00:06:04,448 You know, the truth is it's not just you. 122 00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:07,618 This whole club's heading down a bad path and I'm about to right the ship. 123 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:12,122 I'm hosting a dinner tonight for all the top brass and you as well. 124 00:06:12,206 --> 00:06:13,290 Top brass and I'll be there. 125 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:15,542 Damn right, you will. And you will not embarrass me. 126 00:06:15,626 --> 00:06:18,128 You will show up on time, you won't wear some stupid headband, 127 00:06:18,212 --> 00:06:20,214 and you'll bring a plus-one to show these people 128 00:06:20,297 --> 00:06:22,424 I did not raise some kind of hopeless loser. 129 00:06:22,508 --> 00:06:23,509 Yes, sir. 130 00:06:24,218 --> 00:06:25,427 You free tonight, my man? 131 00:06:25,969 --> 00:06:27,179 Let me think about that. 132 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:28,639 Not him! 133 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:31,141 Bring that girl you've been seeing. You know, the pretty one. 134 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:33,936 Unfortunately, Marisa and I… We broke up. 135 00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:36,522 Well, go over and apologize and get her back. 136 00:06:36,605 --> 00:06:38,315 - It's complicated. - Go. 137 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:41,235 Okay. I feel like we spent this whole time talking about me. 138 00:06:41,318 --> 00:06:42,319 How are you doing? 139 00:06:43,946 --> 00:06:46,198 I'm gonna get going. I'm gonna go do what you asked me to do. 140 00:06:58,836 --> 00:07:00,170 Come on. You got it. 141 00:07:03,131 --> 00:07:04,633 Well, well, well. 142 00:07:04,716 --> 00:07:07,427 Look who came crawling back like I knew he would. 143 00:07:07,511 --> 00:07:09,596 - Nope. Changed my mind. Not doing this. - Wait! 144 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:11,765 - No, I can't do this, Marisa. - Yes, you can. 145 00:07:11,849 --> 00:07:13,433 - No, I actually can't. - Come back. 146 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:15,435 What do you want? 147 00:07:15,519 --> 00:07:17,020 - I need a favor. - Okay. 148 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:19,314 I need you to pretend we're back together for one night 149 00:07:19,398 --> 00:07:20,732 and come to a dinner at my dad's house. 150 00:07:20,816 --> 00:07:21,817 Oh, my God! 151 00:07:21,900 --> 00:07:24,361 You boys love your little games, don't you? 152 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:27,614 One minute, I'm the worst person ever. You never wanna see me again. 153 00:07:27,698 --> 00:07:29,825 I believe you even called me "unfaithful." 154 00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:32,995 I called you that, Marisa, because you cheated on me. 155 00:07:33,078 --> 00:07:34,413 Dusty? 156 00:07:34,496 --> 00:07:36,081 - What? - It was one time. 157 00:07:36,164 --> 00:07:37,124 It was eight times. 158 00:07:37,207 --> 00:07:38,876 Yeah, but it was with one guy. 159 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:40,335 It was with nine guys! 160 00:07:40,419 --> 00:07:41,795 Oh, my God. 161 00:07:41,879 --> 00:07:43,714 What, are you Rain Man? You remember everything. 162 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:46,592 Look, Marisa, will you please just do me this favor? 163 00:07:47,509 --> 00:07:49,011 - Please. - Okay, fine. 164 00:07:49,094 --> 00:07:50,053 Thank you. 165 00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:51,680 Yeah, it's so true. 166 00:07:51,763 --> 00:07:54,850 Have you read anything by that author Malcolm Gladwell? 167 00:07:54,933 --> 00:07:57,769 His piece about The Beatles being good because they practiced. 168 00:07:57,853 --> 00:07:59,563 Well, it knocked me on my goddamn ass. 169 00:08:00,147 --> 00:08:01,732 No, I think about it constantly. 170 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:03,025 - Really? - Yeah. I'm serious. 171 00:08:03,108 --> 00:08:05,944 - Dad, look who I brought. - Marisa. 172 00:08:06,028 --> 00:08:07,529 I hope we're not late, Chuck. 173 00:08:07,613 --> 00:08:10,324 We were trying to make you a grandson. 174 00:08:10,407 --> 00:08:13,869 Well, actually, you're not late at all for a change, dirty dog. 175 00:08:13,952 --> 00:08:15,537 I'm a dirty dog. 176 00:08:15,621 --> 00:08:17,623 - I just love the way sex feels… - Yeah. 177 00:08:17,706 --> 00:08:18,707 …with my girlfriend. 178 00:08:20,751 --> 00:08:21,877 Very good. 179 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:23,170 Very good. 180 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:25,464 - Please, have a seat, everyone. - Please, have a seat. 181 00:08:26,381 --> 00:08:28,050 - Thank you for having us, sir. - Yeah. 182 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:34,014 Tennis. 183 00:08:34,515 --> 00:08:35,557 Elegance. 184 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:37,017 Aesthetic perfection. 185 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:38,809 But tennis isn't just a sport. 186 00:08:38,894 --> 00:08:41,605 She's a living, breathing animal, 187 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:43,315 and she needs our protection. 188 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:49,780 An epidemic is sweeping across our once great nation. 189 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:52,115 And its name is… 190 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:58,121 pickleball. 191 00:08:58,956 --> 00:09:01,959 - The novel coronavirus of sports. - Yeah. 192 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:05,212 We gave these clowns Mountain Crest's worst court 193 00:09:05,295 --> 00:09:09,550 as a sort of hand sanitizer/mask type of deal. 194 00:09:09,633 --> 00:09:12,761 And now these pickleballers want more courts. 195 00:09:12,845 --> 00:09:15,264 I can't hold off the expansion vote much longer. 196 00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:19,142 And if we lose, the spread may never stop. 197 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:22,563 Our club is one of the final strongholds. 198 00:09:22,646 --> 00:09:26,400 We have a responsibility to become the vaccine 199 00:09:26,942 --> 00:09:30,946 so that someday we can completely stop talking about them. 200 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:33,740 Even if they still exist in similar numbers. 201 00:09:34,992 --> 00:09:36,451 - The end. - Well… 202 00:09:36,535 --> 00:09:38,036 - Wow. - That was great, Dad. 203 00:09:38,537 --> 00:09:40,914 The metaphor held up the whole damn time, Chuck. 204 00:09:40,998 --> 00:09:42,749 But, Chuck, if these jokers have the numbers, 205 00:09:42,833 --> 00:09:44,293 I mean, what can we even do? 206 00:09:44,376 --> 00:09:48,005 I'll tell you what we can do, Gary. We can duel. 207 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:49,464 Like with guns? 208 00:09:49,548 --> 00:09:50,716 Sadly, no. 209 00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:52,176 With tennis rackets. 210 00:09:53,051 --> 00:09:55,220 I made a discovery in the club charter. 211 00:09:55,846 --> 00:09:59,224 We can sidestep the vote with a duel match. 212 00:09:59,808 --> 00:10:03,687 Each side picks a champion, and we settle it on the tennis court. 213 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:05,606 - Well, that's a neat rule. - Great. 214 00:10:05,689 --> 00:10:08,066 Gosh, what did… What did they used to duel over? 215 00:10:08,150 --> 00:10:10,736 - Things like this, bylaws and stuff. - What kinda stuff? 216 00:10:10,819 --> 00:10:11,904 Just stuff. 217 00:10:11,987 --> 00:10:13,488 You know, what… what's allowed, what isn't, 218 00:10:13,572 --> 00:10:14,948 who can join the club, etcetera. 219 00:10:15,032 --> 00:10:16,491 Who couldn't join before? 220 00:10:16,575 --> 00:10:18,327 I don't know, Kris. 221 00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:21,622 It's an old club. I don't have a whole list in front of me. 222 00:10:21,705 --> 00:10:25,292 The rule is a good rule. It's helping us now. 223 00:10:25,834 --> 00:10:27,169 Okay? It's a good rule. 224 00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:29,421 - Just drop it. - What… Just who couldn't-- 225 00:10:29,505 --> 00:10:30,797 I know. But I would just say with my dad… 226 00:10:30,881 --> 00:10:32,674 - Let's eat. - …just drop it. Let's eat. 227 00:10:35,594 --> 00:10:36,803 - So, all right. - Great. 228 00:10:36,887 --> 00:10:38,347 Well, let's talk some strategy. 229 00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:40,724 The pickleballers will put Skip in the duel. 230 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:42,100 - Oh, God. - And he used to be 231 00:10:42,184 --> 00:10:44,770 a hell of a tennis player before he went to the dark side. 232 00:10:44,853 --> 00:10:46,438 So, who do we throw at him? 233 00:10:47,022 --> 00:10:49,691 Well, the club tourney's this weekend. Maybe we do a little scouting? 234 00:10:49,775 --> 00:10:52,736 Yeah, and whoever wins that should probably be our guy. 235 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:55,239 What, is this a joke? 236 00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:56,532 Very funny. 237 00:10:56,615 --> 00:10:58,158 Of course, I'll do it. I'll play. 238 00:10:58,659 --> 00:10:59,868 It isn't gonna be you. 239 00:10:59,952 --> 00:11:03,622 Of course it's gonna be me. Who else is it gonna be? 240 00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:09,127 Hey, Gary. Would you please tell my dad that I'm the best player at the club? 241 00:11:09,211 --> 00:11:12,256 Actually, I have to pop into the kitchen and check on my cobbler. 242 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:14,174 - Your cobbler? - Yeah, I put a liqueur in it so-- 243 00:11:14,258 --> 00:11:16,677 It's nothing personal, Son. We just can't trust you. 244 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:18,136 I mean, even Gene knows that. 245 00:11:18,220 --> 00:11:19,805 - Me? - Gene, tell him. 246 00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:21,181 What… What's that, Gary? 247 00:11:21,682 --> 00:11:22,683 He didn't say anything. 248 00:11:22,766 --> 00:11:24,560 I think Gary needs help with that cobbler. 249 00:11:24,643 --> 00:11:27,271 - How is this even a discussion? - Coming, Gary. 250 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:28,981 I was on the pro tour. 251 00:11:29,064 --> 00:11:30,649 And what do you have to show for it? 252 00:11:30,732 --> 00:11:34,528 Some stories of being stomped on by players who actually delivered. 253 00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:37,990 Boy, that must be one big old bastard of a cobbler. 254 00:11:38,073 --> 00:11:39,575 No such thing as too much help. 255 00:11:39,658 --> 00:11:40,701 You're not a winner. 256 00:11:40,784 --> 00:11:44,162 Come on, hon. Gotta do some CPR. Cobbler Pie Resuscitation. 257 00:11:44,246 --> 00:11:45,747 Dad, can I talk to you for a second? 258 00:11:45,831 --> 00:11:47,291 - I don't see any cobbler. - Shush! 259 00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:50,043 This is ridiculous, Dad. I'm the best player and you know it. 260 00:11:50,127 --> 00:11:51,920 Well, then prove it. Win the club tourney. 261 00:11:52,004 --> 00:11:54,047 Give me a break. I haven't done those since I was a kid. 262 00:11:54,131 --> 00:11:55,549 It's just a bunch of dentists and shit. 263 00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:59,011 Well, it should be easy for you. Win the tourney, you'll be my choice. 264 00:11:59,094 --> 00:12:00,095 Fair enough? 265 00:12:00,179 --> 00:12:01,597 Yeah, fair enough. 266 00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:08,187 How you feeling, King? 267 00:12:08,270 --> 00:12:09,354 Disrespected. 268 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:11,481 I won't be long. 269 00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:21,074 When you piss off The Hammer, everyone's a nail. 270 00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:34,713 You're crushing these old people, Dusty. 271 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,385 - Damn it! - Yes, King! 272 00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:43,222 Shit, shit, shit. 273 00:12:43,722 --> 00:12:45,307 Yeah. Yeah. 274 00:12:54,858 --> 00:12:56,235 Yeah! 275 00:12:56,318 --> 00:12:59,446 We're at match point, everybody. Where do you guys want it? 276 00:12:59,530 --> 00:13:02,282 Neil, you pick. It's your funeral, honey. Where do you want it? 277 00:13:02,366 --> 00:13:03,909 Just get it over with. 278 00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:11,959 That's right, bitches. The king remains the king. 279 00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:13,460 Hey, Neil, you stay there. 280 00:13:13,544 --> 00:13:15,879 You look tired enough. I'll come to you, okay? 281 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:18,507 - Thank you so much. - Check this shit out. 282 00:13:23,762 --> 00:13:25,180 My wrist! 283 00:13:26,056 --> 00:13:28,308 Looks like you didn't quite make it over the net there. 284 00:13:31,895 --> 00:13:33,313 Hurt your wrist again? 285 00:13:34,773 --> 00:13:36,275 I'm going with Neil for the duel. 286 00:13:36,358 --> 00:13:37,526 Thanks, Chuck. 287 00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:39,027 But you said if I won. 288 00:13:39,111 --> 00:13:40,612 I also said I couldn't trust you. 289 00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:43,490 And you proved me right once again. 290 00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:46,743 Come on, man. 291 00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:48,412 Well, good game, asshole. 292 00:13:49,079 --> 00:13:51,707 So, are you sexually active, Dusty? 293 00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:53,750 Yeah, but I'm more just here for the wrist. 294 00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:57,671 Right, right, the wrist. Seems you reaggravated an old scaphoid injury 295 00:13:57,754 --> 00:14:01,008 trying to jump over a tennis net to impress your friend PJ. 296 00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:02,593 - Was that right? - My chart says that? 297 00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:04,887 No, your dad told me. We talk a lot. 298 00:14:04,970 --> 00:14:06,930 Yeah, this isn't even your paperwork, actually. 299 00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:08,098 - But… - Let me take a look. 300 00:14:08,182 --> 00:14:11,602 I just gotta get back on the court and show my dad he can still count on me. 301 00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:13,312 - How does this feel? Okay. - It hurts. 302 00:14:13,395 --> 00:14:14,354 - It's not broken… - Right. 303 00:14:14,438 --> 00:14:15,939 …but there is a lot of inflammation. 304 00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:18,275 You know, there is a sport that's way easier on your joints 305 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,319 that could help you stay loose while you heal. 306 00:14:20,402 --> 00:14:22,154 Really? And it'll help me get back to tennis? 307 00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:23,155 - Yeah. - What is it? 308 00:14:23,238 --> 00:14:25,532 - Pickleball. - I could punch you in the face right now. 309 00:14:25,616 --> 00:14:28,827 Okay. Listen. I injured my shoulder last year. 310 00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:31,830 - I'm telling you that game saved my life. - Really? 311 00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:33,498 - What happened to your shoulder? - Got bit. 312 00:14:33,582 --> 00:14:35,584 - By an animal? - No, by a person. 313 00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:38,253 Listen, I know pickleball is sort of dorky, 314 00:14:38,337 --> 00:14:40,506 but it's the fastest road back to tennis for you. 315 00:14:40,589 --> 00:14:42,049 And it's really fun. 316 00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:43,300 Give it a shot. Play one time. 317 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:44,885 - See if you like it. - I'm not gonna play. 318 00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:47,804 But maybe you could, I don't know, hook me up with something for the pain. 319 00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:49,556 I'm not that kinda doctor, Dusty. 320 00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:50,849 I'll tell you what I'll do. 321 00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:55,187 I'm gonna get you a brace and I will write you up a little something, okay? 322 00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:56,855 - My man. Thank you. - Yeah. 323 00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:58,941 But do me a favor. 324 00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:00,901 Take it easy with this, okay? 325 00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:03,237 - Thank you. - Okay. Good. 326 00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:06,448 And it's not just the tennis you need to lay off of. 327 00:15:06,532 --> 00:15:09,868 No vigorous wrist movements of any kind. 328 00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:10,953 - Got it. - Okay? 329 00:15:11,036 --> 00:15:14,665 - No shaking any soda cans, right? - Sure thing. 330 00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:17,209 - No chalking up any pool cues, right? - Right. 331 00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:20,212 No squeezing your own lemonade. All right? 332 00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:23,131 - You're talking about jerking off? - I think so. Right? 333 00:15:23,674 --> 00:15:24,675 - You got it. - Okay? 334 00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:26,468 How many times a week on average? 335 00:15:27,553 --> 00:15:30,305 So, a lot. This might be a blessing in disguise. 336 00:15:30,389 --> 00:15:32,808 You need to go on dates with real women. 337 00:15:33,392 --> 00:15:35,811 And in your situation, there's no shame in paying for it. 338 00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:37,145 Yeah, I think I'm good. 339 00:15:37,229 --> 00:15:41,108 They got this website now, it's called sticky-honey.com, all right? 340 00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:44,820 Hooks you up with hot singles in your neighborhood, no strings attached. 341 00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:46,905 Does it help me with tennis? 342 00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:48,949 Your wrist can only do this so many times. 343 00:15:49,032 --> 00:15:51,285 - Couldn't I also just go left-handed? - Do you wanna-- 344 00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:54,580 Wow. Go lefty. That's interesting. 345 00:15:54,663 --> 00:15:57,875 'Cause then it's almost like… it's almost like it is a different person. 346 00:15:57,958 --> 00:15:59,793 Okay. I think I'm gonna go. Thank you for this. 347 00:15:59,877 --> 00:16:01,962 - I appreciate it. - Oh, hey. Tell your dad I said hi. 348 00:16:03,297 --> 00:16:04,298 Okay. 349 00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:06,800 - Sticky-honey.com. - I heard you. Goodbye. 350 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:17,102 Is this some kind of a joke? I can't fill this. 351 00:16:17,895 --> 00:16:18,896 Why not? 352 00:16:20,272 --> 00:16:22,941 You wrote a prescription for pickleball? 353 00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:25,110 Yeah, I thought it'd be kinda cute. 354 00:16:25,194 --> 00:16:27,196 You didn't actually bring it to the pharmacy, did you? 355 00:16:27,279 --> 00:16:30,282 No. Of course not. I'm not an idiot. 356 00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:32,868 How is the Sticky Honey thing working out? 357 00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:36,163 'Cause if you use my referral code, we get ten extra sticky points. 358 00:16:50,469 --> 00:16:51,470 Okay. 359 00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:55,682 Let's go private. 360 00:17:01,271 --> 00:17:02,314 Okay. 361 00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:06,359 Pickle mixer? 362 00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:09,320 That is not cool. 363 00:17:16,578 --> 00:17:17,579 Sign up. 364 00:17:45,816 --> 00:17:46,817 You're the man. 365 00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:50,612 Hit it. I'm gonna get it. 366 00:17:51,196 --> 00:17:52,823 Oh, no. 367 00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:58,036 There's a new guy. 368 00:17:58,120 --> 00:17:59,371 Fresh pickle. 369 00:18:01,206 --> 00:18:04,543 Like, don't waste time. I can't stand that when people are late. 370 00:18:04,626 --> 00:18:08,422 You know, if you gonna play, play. If you don't wanna go, don't sign up. 371 00:18:09,214 --> 00:18:10,757 Look who decided to join us. 372 00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:13,635 Hey, kid. Where you think you're going? 373 00:18:13,719 --> 00:18:15,387 You're the new sign-up, right? 374 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:19,016 Yeah, there's just been a little bit of a misunderstanding. 375 00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:20,559 Are you Dustin Boyd? 376 00:18:20,642 --> 00:18:22,853 Yeah. I'm… I am. But I didn't sign up-- 377 00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:26,481 You're our fourth. Come on in here. Let's be pickle pals. 378 00:18:26,565 --> 00:18:29,735 I signed up, but not for this. It was just a technolog-- 379 00:18:29,818 --> 00:18:30,944 Cut the shit, kid. 380 00:18:31,028 --> 00:18:33,197 You didn't think you'd be playing with a bunch of old ladies, 381 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,823 so you're trying to bail. 382 00:18:34,907 --> 00:18:36,742 But we don't have numbers without you. 383 00:18:36,825 --> 00:18:38,577 And I came to get a sweat, bitch. 384 00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:42,497 So, I play with Judy, you play with Candace. Let's go. 385 00:18:42,581 --> 00:18:45,000 Hi, I'm Candace. 386 00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:49,213 Is that a 1999 Buick LeSabre you pulled up in? 387 00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:50,756 I always wanted one of those. 388 00:18:50,839 --> 00:18:54,426 Yes, it is. And it's under 200,000 miles. 389 00:18:54,510 --> 00:18:56,428 And look, I'm sorry about the whole, you know-- 390 00:18:56,512 --> 00:18:57,513 My banishment? 391 00:18:57,596 --> 00:18:58,555 Yeah, sorry about that. 392 00:18:58,639 --> 00:19:01,517 I'm over it. Just make it up to me on the court. 393 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,852 - That I can do. - Are you guys ready? 394 00:19:03,936 --> 00:19:05,229 Give us just a second. 395 00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:08,106 I'm assuming this is your first time playing. 396 00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:09,525 Well, I think it's gonna be just fine. 397 00:19:09,608 --> 00:19:12,194 I'm a former tennis pro, so I'm not really sweating pickleball. 398 00:19:12,277 --> 00:19:13,237 It's not tennis. 399 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:14,780 I know, it's pickleball. It's even worse. 400 00:19:14,863 --> 00:19:19,493 Okay, okay. So, that light blue area is the no-volley zone or the kitchen line. 401 00:19:19,576 --> 00:19:21,495 You can't step over that line unless somebody hits-- 402 00:19:21,578 --> 00:19:23,747 Okay. Look, I give the lessons. I don't take 'em. 403 00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:26,708 Yeah, I saw the lessons you give. We should go over this. 404 00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:28,627 Look, I hate to lose. 405 00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:31,421 Then we have one thing in common. 'Cause so do I. 406 00:19:31,505 --> 00:19:34,007 - Okay. - I'm hot. Let's bang one out. 407 00:19:35,968 --> 00:19:37,803 - Let's go. - Let's do this. 408 00:19:38,303 --> 00:19:39,304 Come on. 409 00:19:41,974 --> 00:19:43,183 You know we serve underhand? 410 00:19:43,267 --> 00:19:44,476 What's that? 411 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:46,854 - Underhand only. - No, I know, obviously. 412 00:19:46,937 --> 00:19:48,146 - Okay. - Warming up my arm. 413 00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:49,231 Figured you knew. 414 00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:51,275 Let's go. 415 00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:55,612 Oh, brother. 416 00:19:55,696 --> 00:19:58,115 Your guys' serve. You gotta serve it underhand though. 417 00:19:58,198 --> 00:19:59,783 0-0-1. 418 00:20:04,288 --> 00:20:07,207 Easy, tiger. You don't have to swing so hard. 419 00:20:07,291 --> 00:20:09,543 Actually, lady, I do. 420 00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:11,503 Is that Daffy Duck? 421 00:20:11,587 --> 00:20:12,796 No, it's a hammer. 422 00:20:13,797 --> 00:20:14,840 'Cause I'm powerful. 423 00:20:14,923 --> 00:20:17,176 - Okay. - 1-0-1. 424 00:20:20,721 --> 00:20:22,389 Take it. Nice. 425 00:20:22,472 --> 00:20:23,515 - Nice. - Bang! 426 00:20:23,599 --> 00:20:24,766 Mine. Mine! 427 00:20:25,809 --> 00:20:27,686 Oh, yeah! 428 00:20:27,769 --> 00:20:29,730 Got any jokes about that, ladies? 429 00:20:29,813 --> 00:20:30,939 Actually, yes. 430 00:20:31,023 --> 00:20:32,524 Your foot was in the kitchen. 431 00:20:32,608 --> 00:20:34,526 Actually, your whole body was in the kitchen. 432 00:20:34,610 --> 00:20:35,736 It's their point. 433 00:20:35,819 --> 00:20:37,529 A lot of times we'll say something like, 434 00:20:37,613 --> 00:20:40,616 "Hey, chef, grab me a snack when you're in there." Or… 435 00:20:40,699 --> 00:20:42,492 Do the dishes while you're in there, bitch. 436 00:20:43,202 --> 00:20:45,412 Do the dishes while you're in there, bitch. 437 00:20:45,495 --> 00:20:47,456 Do the dishes while you're in there, bitch. 438 00:20:47,539 --> 00:20:48,665 Do the dishes while you're in there, 439 00:20:48,749 --> 00:20:49,750 - bitch. - In there, bitch. 440 00:20:49,833 --> 00:20:52,544 - Do the dishes while you're in there. - Yeah, Gail says that one mostly. 441 00:20:52,628 --> 00:20:56,924 Or sometimes I like to say, "Where's the butter knife?" 442 00:20:57,007 --> 00:21:00,594 Because sometimes you go into the kitchen and you get a pat of butter, 443 00:21:00,677 --> 00:21:02,304 and you get a-a muffin, 444 00:21:02,387 --> 00:21:06,975 and you go sit on your favorite couch to watch your favorite TV show, 445 00:21:07,059 --> 00:21:10,896 and you look down and you just have a muffin and a pat of butter, and-- 446 00:21:10,979 --> 00:21:13,023 Okay, I got it. Enough. Enough. 447 00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:15,275 Bitch, get on them dishes. 448 00:21:15,359 --> 00:21:17,361 Bitch, get on them dishes. 449 00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:18,946 - Stop calling me a bitch. - Bitch, get on them dishes. 450 00:21:19,029 --> 00:21:21,240 - Just stay out of the damn kitchen. - Fine! 451 00:21:24,076 --> 00:21:25,869 - Net! - Come on! 452 00:21:25,953 --> 00:21:27,663 Don't have to hit it that hard. 453 00:21:29,248 --> 00:21:30,249 Suck it! 454 00:21:30,332 --> 00:21:32,835 You're making improvements, Dusty! 455 00:21:33,710 --> 00:21:34,711 Does he not get it? 456 00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:38,882 - Bullshit. - You gon' put a hole in that net! 457 00:21:41,969 --> 00:21:43,262 Get it, get it. 458 00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:44,972 Get it, get it, get it, get it. 459 00:21:47,516 --> 00:21:49,268 That went far. Great hit! 460 00:21:49,768 --> 00:21:51,353 That was a great hit. 461 00:21:51,436 --> 00:21:54,106 What are you thinking, man? Home run! 462 00:21:56,650 --> 00:21:57,943 That's in. That's in. 463 00:21:58,026 --> 00:21:59,027 That was out! 464 00:21:59,111 --> 00:22:00,571 That was not out. That was in! 465 00:22:00,654 --> 00:22:02,322 It hit the line! It was in! 466 00:22:02,406 --> 00:22:05,784 Are you blind? It was clearly in! 467 00:22:05,868 --> 00:22:06,869 But it was out. 468 00:22:06,952 --> 00:22:08,996 I'm gonna kill this woman! 469 00:22:09,079 --> 00:22:10,581 - Let's go, serve it. - Wait a minute. 470 00:22:10,664 --> 00:22:13,625 - What? I'm fine. - Take the temperature down. Two seconds. 471 00:22:13,709 --> 00:22:15,627 - You take the temperature down. - You'll play better. 472 00:22:16,753 --> 00:22:18,463 Yeah! 473 00:22:18,547 --> 00:22:19,882 Suck it, lady! 474 00:22:19,965 --> 00:22:23,135 Stop swinging so hard. Come on, this is game point. 475 00:22:23,218 --> 00:22:24,803 No, I know, I know. I got it, I got it. 476 00:22:24,887 --> 00:22:26,889 - We need this. - It's gonna be fine. 477 00:22:28,473 --> 00:22:30,893 - I can't believe that this is happening. - Game point. 478 00:22:30,976 --> 00:22:32,227 This is shocking. 479 00:22:32,811 --> 00:22:34,104 I'm so much better than them. 480 00:22:39,568 --> 00:22:40,569 Get it. 481 00:22:41,153 --> 00:22:42,196 Nice. 482 00:22:45,365 --> 00:22:46,617 - I got it. - Get back! 483 00:22:56,418 --> 00:22:57,294 Dink! 484 00:22:57,878 --> 00:23:00,672 - Yes! Yes! - Did you just call me a dink, Gail? 485 00:23:00,756 --> 00:23:01,924 Did you just call me a dink? 486 00:23:02,007 --> 00:23:04,218 If anyone's a dink, you're the goddamn dink, Gail! 487 00:23:04,301 --> 00:23:05,677 That's game, baby! 488 00:23:05,761 --> 00:23:08,305 You've got dink written all over your face. I'm no dink! 489 00:23:10,098 --> 00:23:11,850 - Dusty. - What? She called me a dink! 490 00:23:11,934 --> 00:23:16,021 Right. The name of the fricking shot is the dink. 491 00:23:16,104 --> 00:23:18,815 - I know! She called me a dink and I'm-- - She wasn't calling you a dink! 492 00:23:18,899 --> 00:23:20,943 - She just called me a dink! - She was talking about the shot! 493 00:23:21,026 --> 00:23:24,238 I know, because the shot's called a dink. That's what I was saying! 494 00:23:24,321 --> 00:23:25,572 Calm down! 495 00:23:25,656 --> 00:23:27,491 - Everybody thinks you're freaking out! - You calm down. 496 00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:30,327 - Calm down! You're being a sore loser! - No one thinks I'm freaking out. 497 00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:32,621 - Does anyone think I'm freaking out? - You're being a sore loser! 498 00:23:32,704 --> 00:23:34,331 - Everybody-- - They're all saying no! 499 00:23:34,414 --> 00:23:35,916 I hate this stupid game! 500 00:23:35,999 --> 00:23:37,251 I'm leaving! 501 00:23:37,918 --> 00:23:39,253 - Hey, kid! - What? 502 00:23:39,336 --> 00:23:40,587 You want a rematch? 503 00:23:40,671 --> 00:23:42,548 Yes, I'd like that opportunity. 504 00:23:42,631 --> 00:23:44,633 Loser buys lunch! 505 00:23:46,009 --> 00:23:47,010 Gracias. 506 00:23:47,553 --> 00:23:49,137 Boy, when I woke up this morning, 507 00:23:49,221 --> 00:23:54,893 I had no idea that I'd be getting treated to tacos by the Harry Styles. 508 00:23:55,394 --> 00:23:57,646 - Harry Styles. - I don't know. 509 00:23:57,729 --> 00:24:02,025 I think he's got a Chalamet thing going on. 510 00:24:02,109 --> 00:24:03,610 Do you get that all the time? 511 00:24:03,694 --> 00:24:05,362 Do I get Timothée Chalamet? 512 00:24:05,445 --> 00:24:07,030 No, never once in my life. 513 00:24:07,614 --> 00:24:09,491 How do you guys know each other? What's this group of friends? 514 00:24:09,575 --> 00:24:11,535 Well, I used to be Gail's personal assistant. 515 00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:15,539 She was a big time lawyer up until the "incident." 516 00:24:15,622 --> 00:24:17,499 Yeah, it was a misunderstanding. 517 00:24:17,583 --> 00:24:18,584 She punched a cop. 518 00:24:18,667 --> 00:24:21,170 I didn't know he was a cop at the time. 519 00:24:21,253 --> 00:24:22,379 He was wearing a uniform. 520 00:24:22,462 --> 00:24:24,131 Whose side are you on anyway? 521 00:24:24,214 --> 00:24:27,050 The cop's, and I said so at the trial. 522 00:24:27,134 --> 00:24:28,969 You work with them too? 523 00:24:29,052 --> 00:24:31,722 I'm the new kid. Just a pickleball friend. 524 00:24:31,805 --> 00:24:34,224 This is one of the 10,000 hobbies she took up 525 00:24:34,308 --> 00:24:36,518 after she got divorced and went crazy. 526 00:24:36,602 --> 00:24:38,854 - I did not go crazy! No. - Yes, you did. Yes, you did. 527 00:24:38,937 --> 00:24:41,356 I experienced the classic stages of a breakup 528 00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:44,484 that every woman experiences at some point. 529 00:24:44,568 --> 00:24:45,944 She bought a big, fat snake. 530 00:24:46,028 --> 00:24:47,988 You bought a big, fat snake? 531 00:24:48,071 --> 00:24:50,032 I thought maybe I could be one of those people 532 00:24:50,115 --> 00:24:52,576 you see with a snake around their neck at the grocery store. 533 00:24:52,659 --> 00:24:53,869 How'd that work out for ya? 534 00:24:53,952 --> 00:24:55,454 Not good. Not good at all. 535 00:24:55,537 --> 00:24:56,747 Yeah, I'm sure. 536 00:24:56,830 --> 00:24:58,373 - What? - All right. 537 00:24:58,457 --> 00:25:01,168 You know what? This was really weird, 538 00:25:01,251 --> 00:25:03,128 - but I do… And fun. I had a good time. - And fun. 539 00:25:03,212 --> 00:25:05,172 Thank you guys for the game, but I gotta boogie. 540 00:25:05,255 --> 00:25:06,465 - I appreciate ya. - Hey. Wait. 541 00:25:06,548 --> 00:25:08,800 Actually, could you give me a ride home? 542 00:25:08,884 --> 00:25:10,177 Couldn't your friends do it? 543 00:25:10,260 --> 00:25:11,720 Not me, I walked. 544 00:25:11,803 --> 00:25:12,888 I rode my scooter. 545 00:25:12,971 --> 00:25:14,556 Race you to the Buick. 546 00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:15,807 Okay. 547 00:25:15,891 --> 00:25:17,643 But we have to do this again. 548 00:25:17,726 --> 00:25:21,230 By this, I mean, you lose and buy us tacos. 549 00:25:23,232 --> 00:25:24,483 Look at that face! 550 00:25:26,109 --> 00:25:27,402 Thank you! 551 00:25:29,363 --> 00:25:31,281 Hey, you should play again. 552 00:25:31,365 --> 00:25:33,700 You could be a great pickleballer. 553 00:25:33,784 --> 00:25:35,911 A great pickleballer? I pass. 554 00:25:35,994 --> 00:25:39,498 Why? Just because the name sucks, and it looks kind of dorky, 555 00:25:39,581 --> 00:25:43,293 and most people out there are out of shape and have never played a sport before? 556 00:25:43,377 --> 00:25:45,003 Yes, those are the exact reasons. 557 00:25:45,087 --> 00:25:48,465 But that is why we could dominate, Dusty. 558 00:25:48,549 --> 00:25:50,926 It could be such a bloodbath. 559 00:25:51,009 --> 00:25:54,012 It's just not for me. It's just a little bit too goofy for me. 560 00:25:54,555 --> 00:25:55,889 Okay, I got it. 561 00:25:57,599 --> 00:26:01,645 Wow. I cannot believe you would gamble with a machine like this. 562 00:26:01,728 --> 00:26:05,148 - Okay. Okay. - She's a beauty. 563 00:26:05,232 --> 00:26:07,651 - It's got a cigarette lighter… - Okay. 564 00:26:07,734 --> 00:26:10,529 - …a tape deck, a manual recline lever. - Yeah. 565 00:26:12,281 --> 00:26:13,282 Wow! 566 00:26:16,285 --> 00:26:17,286 This is it. 567 00:26:17,369 --> 00:26:18,370 Right here? 568 00:26:18,453 --> 00:26:19,746 - Yep. - All right. 569 00:26:19,830 --> 00:26:22,040 Anyhoo, thanks for the ride. 570 00:26:22,124 --> 00:26:23,750 Hey, gimme your phone. 571 00:26:23,834 --> 00:26:24,835 For what? 572 00:26:24,918 --> 00:26:25,919 Just gimme. 573 00:26:27,254 --> 00:26:28,338 What are you doing? 574 00:26:29,715 --> 00:26:32,551 Now you have my number for when you change your mind 575 00:26:32,634 --> 00:26:34,469 and wanna come play pickleball with me. 576 00:26:36,597 --> 00:26:38,348 - Thanks again. - You got it. 577 00:26:38,432 --> 00:26:41,602 Remember, Dusty, we could dominate. 578 00:26:41,685 --> 00:26:42,686 Bloodbath! 579 00:26:49,693 --> 00:26:53,113 Why did we have to drive 45 minutes to a sporting goods store? 580 00:26:53,197 --> 00:26:54,823 They have all this stuff at the pro shop. 581 00:26:54,907 --> 00:26:55,908 Well, better selection. 582 00:26:55,991 --> 00:26:58,744 Plus, I feel like we don't get to spend enough quality time together. 583 00:26:58,827 --> 00:27:00,913 Yeah, I've been thinking that as well. 584 00:27:01,747 --> 00:27:02,748 Here it is. 585 00:27:03,248 --> 00:27:05,417 Look at this. Pickleball. 586 00:27:05,918 --> 00:27:07,544 So stupid. 587 00:27:08,045 --> 00:27:10,589 Yo, imagine if I bought one of these 588 00:27:10,672 --> 00:27:14,092 as like a goof on the salesperson or whatever. 589 00:27:14,176 --> 00:27:15,844 I don't even know where to laugh. 590 00:27:15,928 --> 00:27:17,513 - Picture this. - Yeah. 591 00:27:17,596 --> 00:27:21,099 - It's me, but I'm actually buying… - Yeah. 592 00:27:21,183 --> 00:27:22,184 Good, they have it. 593 00:27:22,267 --> 00:27:27,523 Okay, this paddle right here, but with a totally straight face. 594 00:27:27,606 --> 00:27:28,982 Okay, I just got it. 595 00:27:29,066 --> 00:27:31,235 It's like kind of alternative style comedy… 596 00:27:31,318 --> 00:27:33,529 - Yes. Walk up there… - … like Andy Kaufman. 597 00:27:33,612 --> 00:27:35,656 But I'm gonna actually buy it and take it home. 598 00:27:35,739 --> 00:27:39,993 So give me, like, literally one second to see which one's the funniest. 599 00:27:40,744 --> 00:27:42,204 - Yeah, yeah. Okay. - It's Andy. Andy! 600 00:27:42,287 --> 00:27:43,956 This would be the funniest. So I'll bet with the total-- 601 00:27:44,039 --> 00:27:45,040 Dusty, look. 602 00:27:45,582 --> 00:27:46,875 It's fricking Roddick. 603 00:27:48,043 --> 00:27:49,378 - Andy! - Hi, Andy. 604 00:27:49,461 --> 00:27:50,879 How are you? Nice to see you. 605 00:27:50,963 --> 00:27:52,631 You know what we should do as a joke? 606 00:27:53,173 --> 00:27:56,927 We should crawl outta here and sneak out the back. 607 00:27:57,427 --> 00:27:59,346 Joking time's over, Dusty. 608 00:27:59,429 --> 00:28:01,139 - Look at him, acting all cocky. - Yeah. 609 00:28:01,223 --> 00:28:03,308 - We gotta go rattle his cage, man. - I would. 610 00:28:03,392 --> 00:28:05,853 You know I would, but we wasted so much time on your stupid prank thing, 611 00:28:05,936 --> 00:28:07,604 we don't have the time. We gotta get back to work. 612 00:28:07,688 --> 00:28:11,024 You have to! You're out here doing groundbreaking guerrilla comedy. 613 00:28:11,108 --> 00:28:14,611 Meanwhile, he's reduced to signing some random book like a loser. 614 00:28:14,695 --> 00:28:17,656 That's not a random book, it's his book. He wrote it. That's not-- 615 00:28:17,739 --> 00:28:19,491 - But it should be your book, Dusty. - I agree. 616 00:28:19,575 --> 00:28:21,702 These are your stories. You won the Opens. 617 00:28:21,785 --> 00:28:23,745 Take a breath. Don't get hot. Don't get… PJ, I know you're… 618 00:28:23,829 --> 00:28:25,247 - Yo, Roddick! - No! 619 00:28:27,332 --> 00:28:29,751 Andy! Hey, brother. 620 00:28:30,544 --> 00:28:33,046 Dusty. Dusty Boyd. Hammer. 621 00:28:33,130 --> 00:28:35,382 - Oh, yeah, mate. Chuck's son. Yeah. - Yeah, Chuck's son. 622 00:28:35,465 --> 00:28:38,093 - Yeah, good seeing you, brother. - Good to see you. It's been a while. 623 00:28:38,177 --> 00:28:40,387 How's your dad doing? Is… At the same club? 624 00:28:40,470 --> 00:28:42,556 We both are still at the club, actually. 625 00:28:42,639 --> 00:28:44,516 - You work for him? - No, I work with him. 626 00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:46,101 We kinda co-run the place. 627 00:28:46,185 --> 00:28:48,520 Why does your shirt say, "Junior Tennis Instructor"? 628 00:28:48,604 --> 00:28:51,440 That didn't exactly sound like begging for forgiveness, Andy. 629 00:28:51,523 --> 00:28:53,525 - I'd slow down with that. - You wanna try again? 630 00:28:53,609 --> 00:28:54,776 What's he talking about? 631 00:28:54,860 --> 00:28:57,905 He's talking about the 2000 Vero Beach Classic. 632 00:28:57,988 --> 00:28:59,364 This pimp had you dead to rights. 633 00:28:59,948 --> 00:29:02,534 2000, I won that year, and who's the pimp? 634 00:29:02,618 --> 00:29:03,827 - He's the pimp! - Not a pimp. 635 00:29:03,911 --> 00:29:05,495 I'm sorry, I'm so lost. 636 00:29:05,579 --> 00:29:08,874 How'd you slick the floor down? Grease? Oil? 637 00:29:08,957 --> 00:29:11,043 A third, more sinister option? 638 00:29:12,002 --> 00:29:13,003 I'm so confused. 639 00:29:13,086 --> 00:29:14,838 It's just my friend's getting a little hot-- 640 00:29:14,922 --> 00:29:15,923 You're such a liar. 641 00:29:16,006 --> 00:29:18,217 You kiss Brooklyn Decker with that lying tongue? 642 00:29:18,300 --> 00:29:21,303 I mean, I do. She loves it. But I'm not lying. 643 00:29:21,803 --> 00:29:23,639 - Anyways, man, it was good to see you. - You too, Andy. 644 00:29:23,722 --> 00:29:25,933 - Tell your old man I said hello. Okay. - Will do. Great to see you, man. 645 00:29:26,016 --> 00:29:27,768 - Congrats on the book. Yeah. - Cheers, thanks. 646 00:29:29,728 --> 00:29:32,814 Dusty, I've realized that you haven't been completely honest with me. 647 00:29:34,483 --> 00:29:36,527 Roddick's an even bigger arsehole than you said. 648 00:29:36,610 --> 00:29:37,611 Yeah. 649 00:29:38,195 --> 00:29:39,488 Yeah. Thanks, Peej. 650 00:29:39,571 --> 00:29:41,573 - I mean, he's totally lying. - Yeah. 651 00:29:41,657 --> 00:29:43,075 So frustrating, right? 652 00:29:43,158 --> 00:29:44,701 That's annoying as hell. 653 00:29:44,785 --> 00:29:45,786 Agreed. 654 00:30:04,847 --> 00:30:07,182 Two promising young players here. 655 00:30:07,266 --> 00:30:10,269 Boyd has dominated the Juniors with his powerful serve, 656 00:30:10,352 --> 00:30:12,688 but will that translate here at the pro level? 657 00:30:13,730 --> 00:30:16,233 Wow, sure did not on that point, 658 00:30:16,316 --> 00:30:18,819 but Roddick may have just gotten lucky with timing. 659 00:30:25,409 --> 00:30:27,703 Well, I guess he didn't get lucky after all. 660 00:30:27,786 --> 00:30:30,038 Roddick just seems to be a way better tennis player. 661 00:30:32,583 --> 00:30:35,919 This is when it's got to be tough to have your dad as a coach. 662 00:30:36,003 --> 00:30:39,756 It's moments like this that make me glad I grew up without a father. 663 00:30:43,552 --> 00:30:45,888 Oh, no. 664 00:30:45,971 --> 00:30:48,932 - No, no, no, no, no. - Go on. 665 00:30:49,016 --> 00:30:51,852 Boyd seems to be running off the court? 666 00:30:52,477 --> 00:30:54,980 Possible there is some kind of medical issue, 667 00:30:55,063 --> 00:30:59,693 or maybe after all that hype, the pressure is just too much for him. 668 00:30:59,776 --> 00:31:02,613 That is a tough thing to see in a debut. 669 00:31:16,251 --> 00:31:17,878 All right, match point. 670 00:31:17,961 --> 00:31:18,962 Oh, yes. 671 00:31:20,130 --> 00:31:21,507 I'm gonna get ya. 672 00:31:26,512 --> 00:31:28,305 Still got it! Yes! 673 00:31:28,388 --> 00:31:30,849 Would've been easier to have won that with a dink, you know? 674 00:31:30,933 --> 00:31:32,643 Never gonna happen. No. 675 00:31:32,726 --> 00:31:34,269 Well, that was easily the best game 676 00:31:34,353 --> 00:31:37,523 against a woman three decades older than you I've seen you play. 677 00:31:37,606 --> 00:31:38,815 Yeah, easily. 678 00:31:38,899 --> 00:31:42,819 - Yeah! Yes! - You're so proud of yourself. 679 00:31:42,903 --> 00:31:44,571 Well, I haven't been getting a lot of wins lately. 680 00:31:44,655 --> 00:31:46,698 - Sad. - It feels good. 681 00:31:46,782 --> 00:31:48,492 No, I know. Me neither. 682 00:31:48,575 --> 00:31:51,578 - Take 'em where we can get 'em. Cheers. - Oh, yeah. Hell, yeah. 683 00:31:54,540 --> 00:31:55,541 God. 684 00:31:55,624 --> 00:31:58,043 Eleven missed calls from my ex. 685 00:31:58,126 --> 00:31:59,127 Eleven? 686 00:32:00,295 --> 00:32:02,297 Don't ask. Don't wanna talk about it. 687 00:32:02,798 --> 00:32:03,799 I get it. 688 00:32:04,550 --> 00:32:07,719 There's an event that we go to together every year, 689 00:32:07,803 --> 00:32:11,139 and he's calling me to ask me if he can bring his new girlfriend to it. 690 00:32:12,099 --> 00:32:13,225 That bitch. 691 00:32:13,308 --> 00:32:16,019 No, she's actually a really nice person. 692 00:32:16,103 --> 00:32:19,940 - She is? Well, that's great. - I hate her 50-year-old guts so much. 693 00:32:20,023 --> 00:32:22,693 I'll be honest, I don't know what you're looking for with this story. 694 00:32:22,776 --> 00:32:24,987 - I know, I know it's confusing. - Yeah. 695 00:32:25,070 --> 00:32:26,655 Well, here's the thing. 696 00:32:26,738 --> 00:32:31,118 When I left him, I thought that I was gonna be the winner 697 00:32:31,201 --> 00:32:32,452 - of the divorce. - Sure. 698 00:32:32,536 --> 00:32:37,040 But now he's parading her all around, and I'm still single. 699 00:32:37,124 --> 00:32:39,710 - And so I, of course, cannot… - And that hurts. 700 00:32:40,544 --> 00:32:41,795 …show my face there. 701 00:32:41,879 --> 00:32:43,630 - You're not gonna go. - No. 702 00:32:44,423 --> 00:32:46,216 - That sucks. - Yeah. 703 00:32:46,300 --> 00:32:49,386 - But why'd you leave him? - He was just such a child. 704 00:32:49,469 --> 00:32:51,346 He had no aspirations. 705 00:32:51,430 --> 00:32:55,893 He didn't have many friends, just one weird friend really, 706 00:32:55,976 --> 00:32:59,688 who just was, "Yes, yes, yes" to everything he said. 707 00:32:59,771 --> 00:33:01,106 He was sort of a suck-up. 708 00:33:01,190 --> 00:33:05,944 And he was always telling these boring, boring stories about his glory days. 709 00:33:06,028 --> 00:33:07,613 He doesn't sound so bad. 710 00:33:07,696 --> 00:33:09,364 The truth is, 711 00:33:09,448 --> 00:33:14,119 I would've put up with all that if he'd ever just shown up for me. 712 00:33:17,539 --> 00:33:18,707 Hey! 713 00:33:18,790 --> 00:33:21,293 You two gonna hog the court and gab all night 714 00:33:21,376 --> 00:33:23,045 or you looking to run some pickle? 715 00:33:23,128 --> 00:33:24,671 We'll run some pickle! 716 00:33:24,755 --> 00:33:26,423 - Is that okay with you? - Yeah. 717 00:33:27,049 --> 00:33:28,091 - We'll be partners. - Yep. 718 00:33:28,175 --> 00:33:31,136 - Let's do it. - What are they though? 719 00:33:42,397 --> 00:33:43,607 - Yes! - Uh-huh, uh-huh. 720 00:33:43,690 --> 00:33:45,859 I can't with these two. I honestly can't do another second. 721 00:33:45,943 --> 00:33:47,861 - Listen. Okay, they're grunters. - What? 722 00:33:47,945 --> 00:33:50,197 - You think? - I've played people like this before, 723 00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:53,784 and the only way to beat them is to out-grunt them. 724 00:33:53,867 --> 00:33:56,411 Or we could beat them by being better players, which we are. 725 00:33:56,495 --> 00:33:58,789 No, that'll never work. We have to do it my way. 726 00:33:58,872 --> 00:34:00,582 Grunt with me, Dusty. 727 00:34:00,666 --> 00:34:04,628 And the more erotic, the better. 728 00:34:04,711 --> 00:34:08,047 You can strategize all you want, but it's not gonna help. 729 00:34:08,130 --> 00:34:10,967 Yeah, everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth. 730 00:34:11,051 --> 00:34:12,219 - Let's just play. - Okay. 731 00:34:12,302 --> 00:34:13,887 - All right. Let's play. - Okay. 732 00:34:16,849 --> 00:34:17,850 Whatever it takes, right? 733 00:34:17,933 --> 00:34:19,059 Yeah. 734 00:34:22,896 --> 00:34:23,981 Oh, God. 735 00:34:29,069 --> 00:34:30,445 Okay. 736 00:34:46,210 --> 00:34:47,670 Ay, papi! 737 00:34:48,547 --> 00:34:49,755 Oh, my God! 738 00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:52,551 - Yeah! - Yeah! 739 00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:56,638 How about this? When I yell switch, just switch. 740 00:34:56,722 --> 00:34:58,140 Well, we wouldn't have to switch so much 741 00:34:58,223 --> 00:35:01,435 if your bitch ass wasn't playing that patty-cake bullshit. 742 00:35:01,935 --> 00:35:04,188 - Come on. - Admit it, now that was fun! 743 00:35:04,271 --> 00:35:06,982 Candace, it was a blast! 744 00:35:07,065 --> 00:35:08,400 - Right? - And we won! 745 00:35:08,483 --> 00:35:10,068 - We won! - You won! 746 00:35:10,152 --> 00:35:11,987 - You won! - We both got a win. 747 00:35:12,070 --> 00:35:15,199 Hey, I think you should go to that thing. 748 00:35:15,866 --> 00:35:17,534 - What? - The thing with your ex 749 00:35:17,618 --> 00:35:19,745 that you were talking about, with his new girlfriend. 750 00:35:20,746 --> 00:35:21,788 You should go. 751 00:35:21,872 --> 00:35:23,207 - No. - What is it? 752 00:35:23,290 --> 00:35:26,627 It's a charity fundraiser at this honky-tonk I love. 753 00:35:26,710 --> 00:35:29,463 You can skip that. Country music sucks ass. 754 00:35:32,925 --> 00:35:33,926 Candace! 755 00:35:34,009 --> 00:35:36,595 I'm so sorry. I don't know what just happened. 756 00:35:36,678 --> 00:35:37,888 - I'm… - I'll tell you what happened. 757 00:35:37,971 --> 00:35:40,557 - You hit me in the face! - I know. I don't know why I did that. 758 00:35:40,641 --> 00:35:42,518 Well, 'cause I said country music sucks ass. 759 00:35:44,561 --> 00:35:46,355 What is happening right now? 760 00:35:46,438 --> 00:35:48,524 You said something that I find upsetting 761 00:35:48,607 --> 00:35:50,609 because that's a real trigger for me. 762 00:35:50,692 --> 00:35:52,903 - It is? - Yes! It's a thing. 763 00:35:52,986 --> 00:35:55,906 Country music fans who live outside the south, 764 00:35:55,989 --> 00:35:57,991 they have a very hard time with this. 765 00:35:58,075 --> 00:36:01,286 They encounter a lot of prejudice just like that, 766 00:36:01,370 --> 00:36:02,829 and it's a serious issue. 767 00:36:02,913 --> 00:36:04,790 This is the weirdest thing I've ever heard in my entire life. 768 00:36:04,873 --> 00:36:06,291 Hey, give me your phone. 769 00:36:06,375 --> 00:36:07,668 Give me your phone right now. 770 00:36:09,002 --> 00:36:10,629 What are you gonna do with my phone? 771 00:36:10,712 --> 00:36:15,008 I'm putting in a playlist and you will love this. 772 00:36:15,092 --> 00:36:17,511 - What is it? - It's called "Cowgirl Classics." 773 00:36:17,594 --> 00:36:20,889 Okay, I'm not gonna listen to a "Cowgirl Classics"… Please. 774 00:36:20,973 --> 00:36:23,350 - I think you will. I think you will. - No, I-- 775 00:36:23,433 --> 00:36:24,434 What? 776 00:36:24,518 --> 00:36:26,103 - I gotta tell you a secret. - What? 777 00:36:26,186 --> 00:36:29,189 I got a question for you. I can't wrap my head around this. 778 00:36:29,273 --> 00:36:30,774 Are they siblings or a couple? 779 00:36:30,858 --> 00:36:33,193 - I cannot figure it out. - Right? 780 00:36:33,277 --> 00:36:35,779 - 'Cause siblings don't act like that. - It's driving me crazy. 781 00:36:37,739 --> 00:36:40,117 - I think I'm gonna ask 'em. I have to. - You can't. You can't. 782 00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:42,077 - I will never sleep again… - I'm gonna be really embarrassed. 783 00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:43,495 - Excuse me! - No! 784 00:36:44,830 --> 00:36:46,081 Couple or siblings? 785 00:36:46,164 --> 00:36:47,374 - We're partners. - Partners. 786 00:36:48,917 --> 00:36:50,794 Made it worse. Let's get out of here. 787 00:36:53,255 --> 00:36:55,174 Pickleball is this club's future, Chuck. 788 00:36:55,257 --> 00:36:58,844 And, as self-appointed head of this club's pickleball committee, 789 00:36:58,927 --> 00:37:03,974 I have a responsibility to press you about a date for the expansion vote. 790 00:37:04,057 --> 00:37:05,851 We need more courts, Chuck. 791 00:37:05,934 --> 00:37:07,978 That's not the only thing on my mind, Skip. 792 00:37:08,061 --> 00:37:10,105 You know, we lost the tiny paper cup supplier 793 00:37:10,189 --> 00:37:11,398 for the water station? 794 00:37:11,481 --> 00:37:13,984 I am so sorry. I didn't know. 795 00:37:14,067 --> 00:37:15,402 Because you didn't ask. 796 00:37:15,485 --> 00:37:17,029 Anything I can do to help with the cups? 797 00:37:17,112 --> 00:37:19,364 I think you've done enough. You sip and crumple, Skip. 798 00:37:19,448 --> 00:37:21,867 We've all seen it. You're a wasteful little piggy. 799 00:37:22,868 --> 00:37:26,205 Well, this little piggy usually brings a bottle from home. 800 00:37:26,288 --> 00:37:28,624 Usually, but not always. 801 00:37:29,208 --> 00:37:32,920 I'll tell you what. I'll hold the expansion vote this Friday. 802 00:37:33,420 --> 00:37:34,505 Thank you so much. 803 00:37:34,588 --> 00:37:37,299 And I am gonna work on the waste. 804 00:37:37,382 --> 00:37:38,842 I'm gonna sip and reuse. 805 00:37:38,926 --> 00:37:39,927 No more crumple. 806 00:37:40,010 --> 00:37:41,178 - Hey. - Hey. 807 00:37:42,262 --> 00:37:43,263 Pop. 808 00:37:44,139 --> 00:37:45,140 I wouldn't. 809 00:37:46,558 --> 00:37:48,560 What that asshole want? More tiny cups? 810 00:37:48,644 --> 00:37:49,645 Absolute piggy. 811 00:37:49,728 --> 00:37:53,190 Hey, just wanted to let you know that my wrist is feeling really great, Dad. 812 00:37:53,273 --> 00:37:55,317 Yeah, I saw the doc. He said I'll be totally healed 813 00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:56,818 for any big matches coming up. 814 00:37:56,902 --> 00:37:58,654 Not necessary. Neil's our guy. 815 00:37:58,737 --> 00:38:01,865 Right, because of the wrist, but what I'm saying is I'm feeling good 816 00:38:01,949 --> 00:38:05,118 and I'm keeping it loose just in case you wanted the best player. 817 00:38:05,202 --> 00:38:07,955 - The player that actually won. - I don't need the player who won. 818 00:38:08,038 --> 00:38:09,665 I need the player who's going to win. 819 00:38:09,748 --> 00:38:11,542 Chuck! I got it! Hey. 820 00:38:12,084 --> 00:38:14,044 Just wanted to show you that, uh… I have it today. 821 00:38:14,127 --> 00:38:16,338 A Band-Aid on a bullet hole, Skip. 822 00:38:21,593 --> 00:38:23,136 What an absolute idiot. 823 00:38:23,220 --> 00:38:26,431 As if he thinks a Band-Aid is gonna stop a friggin' bullet 824 00:38:26,515 --> 00:38:28,642 from going through just like you said. 825 00:38:28,725 --> 00:38:31,061 'Cause that's a Band-Aid on a bullet hole situation. 826 00:38:34,481 --> 00:38:36,233 Okay, well, I'm gonna boogie. 827 00:38:36,984 --> 00:38:38,610 I'll keep you updated on the wrist, Dad. 828 00:38:38,694 --> 00:38:39,820 Not necessary. 829 00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:41,738 My mind's playing tricks on me. 830 00:38:41,822 --> 00:38:42,906 Did you say, "I love you?" 831 00:38:44,157 --> 00:38:46,326 Joking with you, you goofball. 832 00:38:46,410 --> 00:38:47,411 Unless you did? 833 00:39:17,232 --> 00:39:18,317 Yes! 834 00:39:19,151 --> 00:39:21,111 Did you see that, Dusty? 835 00:39:21,195 --> 00:39:22,613 Unbelievable. 836 00:39:32,414 --> 00:39:35,167 Yes! Yes! 837 00:39:36,877 --> 00:39:40,005 What are you doing on your phone? Are you filming me? 838 00:39:49,181 --> 00:39:51,350 Upload that one to Snapchat. 839 00:39:52,434 --> 00:39:53,852 Eight years old 840 00:39:53,936 --> 00:39:57,606 Couple cane poles Sittin' down by the creek 841 00:39:58,190 --> 00:40:01,527 Lines in the water Watchin' those bobbers 842 00:40:01,610 --> 00:40:03,779 Seein' that red sun sink 843 00:40:04,738 --> 00:40:07,616 Mama's on the porch yellin' "Supper's hot" 844 00:40:08,242 --> 00:40:10,327 "Y'all come and get it" 845 00:40:10,410 --> 00:40:15,123 We yelled, "Five more minutes" 846 00:40:17,209 --> 00:40:20,045 Time rolls by The clock won't stop 847 00:40:20,128 --> 00:40:24,716 I wish I had a few more drops Of the good stuff 848 00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:26,426 The good times 849 00:40:26,510 --> 00:40:29,596 - Oh, but they just keep on flying - But they just keep on flying 850 00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:32,474 Right on by like it ain't nothing 851 00:40:32,558 --> 00:40:35,352 - I wish I had me a, a pause button - Had me a, a pause button 852 00:40:35,435 --> 00:40:37,145 - Moments like those - Moments like this 853 00:40:37,229 --> 00:40:39,565 - Lord knows I'd hit it - Lord knows that I'd hit it 854 00:40:40,983 --> 00:40:45,821 And give myself five more minutes 855 00:40:45,904 --> 00:40:47,364 It's not a lot to ask. 856 00:40:51,451 --> 00:40:53,704 Eighteen, turned my helmet in 857 00:40:53,787 --> 00:40:56,290 Walked to the fifty yard line 858 00:40:57,040 --> 00:41:00,169 - Just the coach and me after we - After all… 859 00:41:00,252 --> 00:41:02,546 Lost state, 10 to 9 860 00:41:02,629 --> 00:41:03,964 It's about the coach. 861 00:41:04,047 --> 00:41:08,677 Next time to get in here I'll have to buy a ticket 862 00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:13,724 - Can't you give me five more minutes? - Five more minutes 863 00:41:16,977 --> 00:41:18,812 Thank you all for coming this afternoon. 864 00:41:18,896 --> 00:41:20,314 The floor is yours, Piggy. 865 00:41:20,397 --> 00:41:21,398 As you all know, 866 00:41:21,481 --> 00:41:24,902 we're only asking for two courts on which to play pickleball. 867 00:41:24,985 --> 00:41:29,114 So I'm gonna keep this short and sweet just like me. 868 00:41:29,198 --> 00:41:32,159 Anyway, the current pickleball court on which we play, 869 00:41:32,242 --> 00:41:35,871 court 16, is completely unacceptable. 870 00:41:35,954 --> 00:41:38,874 The southeast fence is too close, 871 00:41:38,957 --> 00:41:41,460 the baseline corner is warped and cracked, 872 00:41:41,543 --> 00:41:43,420 and all my pickleballers can agree with me 873 00:41:43,504 --> 00:41:49,426 that the leaky fountain leaves a very slippery puddle near the net post. 874 00:41:49,510 --> 00:41:51,720 - Okay. Is that it? - Just a few more things. 875 00:41:51,803 --> 00:41:54,723 Some graffiti left on my house. 876 00:41:54,806 --> 00:41:57,684 It says "Go die, pickle dick." 877 00:41:57,768 --> 00:41:59,436 - Pickle dick. - Pickle dick. 878 00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:01,813 P, who wants to play pickleball? 879 00:42:01,897 --> 00:42:04,149 I, I wanna play pickleball 880 00:42:04,233 --> 00:42:06,652 C, I'll see you on the pickleball court 881 00:42:06,735 --> 00:42:09,071 K, looking kray in my fresh bay shorts 882 00:42:09,154 --> 00:42:10,822 Who's playing pickleball these days? 883 00:42:10,906 --> 00:42:13,200 Oscar winner Jamie Foxx. 884 00:42:13,283 --> 00:42:14,910 Tay Tay. 885 00:42:14,993 --> 00:42:18,288 Tennis was played by Lyle and Erik Menendez 886 00:42:18,372 --> 00:42:20,791 on the day they murdered their parents. 887 00:42:20,874 --> 00:42:23,001 We need these pickleball courts 888 00:42:23,085 --> 00:42:27,798 so that we never have to have another Lyle and Erik Menendez. 889 00:42:27,881 --> 00:42:29,925 - Okay. Is that it? - Yep. 890 00:42:33,428 --> 00:42:35,472 Some interesting points, Skip. 891 00:42:36,139 --> 00:42:38,016 Can we just go to the vote? 892 00:42:38,100 --> 00:42:40,435 Actually, there's no need for the vote. 893 00:42:40,519 --> 00:42:43,146 We know you have the numbers, and it doesn't matter. 894 00:42:43,230 --> 00:42:45,649 - Wait, wait. Chuck, you promised. - Gary is handing out 895 00:42:45,732 --> 00:42:48,861 an excerpt from the club's founding charter. 896 00:42:48,944 --> 00:42:50,195 Rules are rules, Skip. 897 00:42:50,279 --> 00:42:53,490 And in that spirit, I'm invoking a challenge, a duel match. 898 00:42:53,574 --> 00:42:55,534 Then why did you make me do a 90-minute presentation? 899 00:42:55,617 --> 00:42:56,869 I worked two weeks on this. 900 00:42:56,952 --> 00:42:58,453 Well, I guess I forgot to mention it. 901 00:42:58,537 --> 00:43:00,372 - Whoops. - Kind of like how you forget 902 00:43:00,455 --> 00:43:03,041 to bring your water bottle every day, huh, Skip? 903 00:43:03,750 --> 00:43:06,128 Now, both sides must select a champion. 904 00:43:06,211 --> 00:43:08,297 The tennis side submits Neil. 905 00:43:08,380 --> 00:43:10,215 Or whoever. We don't have to pick right now. 906 00:43:10,299 --> 00:43:12,426 But we can because we know who we're picking. 907 00:43:12,509 --> 00:43:16,388 I know, but we don't have to because my recovery is way ahead of schedule. 908 00:43:16,471 --> 00:43:18,265 But it's been decided, so that's irrelevant. 909 00:43:18,348 --> 00:43:20,017 I know, but I just feel like right now-- 910 00:43:21,393 --> 00:43:22,561 This meeting is adjourned. 911 00:43:22,644 --> 00:43:24,396 Thank you all. 912 00:43:27,482 --> 00:43:28,483 That was incredible. 913 00:43:28,567 --> 00:43:30,235 No. I don't even care. 914 00:43:30,319 --> 00:43:31,820 - Powerful. - Inspirational. 915 00:43:31,904 --> 00:43:33,363 Heck of a gavel bang, Chuck. 916 00:43:33,864 --> 00:43:35,908 That gavel shook me to my core. 917 00:43:53,592 --> 00:43:55,093 - Hello. - Hi. 918 00:43:55,177 --> 00:43:57,888 - Hey. How'd it go? - The meeting? 919 00:43:57,971 --> 00:43:59,973 Oh, it went so good. 920 00:44:00,057 --> 00:44:01,683 Really, really good. 921 00:44:01,767 --> 00:44:03,769 Oh, good. Glad to hear it. 922 00:44:03,852 --> 00:44:05,270 Yeah. 923 00:44:05,354 --> 00:44:08,106 Also, my dad humiliated me again. 924 00:44:08,190 --> 00:44:10,442 Yeah, this time it was in front of the entire club. 925 00:44:10,526 --> 00:44:13,445 Oh, God. I'm so sorry. That's awful. 926 00:44:13,529 --> 00:44:15,822 Hey, enough about me. 927 00:44:16,490 --> 00:44:19,243 Any chance you're up for some late-night pickleball? 928 00:44:19,326 --> 00:44:21,453 Tonight? No. No. 929 00:44:21,537 --> 00:44:23,121 I'm just… I'm pretty tired. 930 00:44:23,205 --> 00:44:27,459 I was just going to stay in and, you know, watch a movie or something. 931 00:44:27,543 --> 00:44:29,127 That makes sense. I'm really tired too. 932 00:44:29,211 --> 00:44:31,046 I was just going to stay in and watch a movie too. 933 00:44:31,129 --> 00:44:32,339 What movie you gonna watch? 934 00:44:32,422 --> 00:44:33,841 Well, I don't know. 935 00:44:33,924 --> 00:44:36,051 The Graduate's on TCM tonight. 936 00:44:36,134 --> 00:44:37,678 Did you say The Graduate? 937 00:44:37,761 --> 00:44:38,762 Yeah. 938 00:44:38,846 --> 00:44:40,639 I just saw the trailer for that. 939 00:44:40,722 --> 00:44:43,517 You saw the trailer for The Graduate? 940 00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:44,768 It looked so good. 941 00:44:44,852 --> 00:44:48,564 That's what I was probably gonna watch, but I don't have TCM. 942 00:44:48,647 --> 00:44:52,526 Dusty, if you would like to come and watch it, you're welcome. 943 00:44:52,609 --> 00:44:54,987 Although, it is very late. 944 00:44:55,070 --> 00:44:56,989 All right. Well, I got stuff to do too. 945 00:44:57,072 --> 00:45:00,075 I'm pretty slammed over here, but you're a good friend. 946 00:45:00,158 --> 00:45:02,077 You seem lonely. I'll come right now. 947 00:45:02,703 --> 00:45:04,288 Oh, God. 948 00:45:05,622 --> 00:45:10,711 So, did your dad, like, ask for a drumroll and then say, "Anyone but my son"? 949 00:45:10,794 --> 00:45:12,296 I don't want to talk about it. 950 00:45:12,379 --> 00:45:14,089 - That's why I'm here. - Okay. 951 00:45:14,756 --> 00:45:18,510 Since you're here, could I ask your opinion on something? 952 00:45:18,594 --> 00:45:19,970 Yes. What's up? 953 00:45:20,053 --> 00:45:23,015 Well, I took your advice, and I am going to the honky-tonk. 954 00:45:23,098 --> 00:45:24,266 That's great. 955 00:45:24,850 --> 00:45:29,479 I know, but I really want a guy's opinion on the look, 956 00:45:29,563 --> 00:45:33,317 because I want Mitch to kick himself when he sees me. 957 00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:34,484 All right, well, let's see it. 958 00:45:34,568 --> 00:45:36,695 - Okay! Okay. - I'm excited. 959 00:45:36,778 --> 00:45:38,447 Thank you. Thank you. 960 00:45:38,530 --> 00:45:39,656 I'll put it on. 961 00:45:39,740 --> 00:45:41,408 Yeah. Really cool place. 962 00:45:41,909 --> 00:45:43,076 Thanks so much. 963 00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:44,161 Got a lot of stuff. 964 00:45:46,914 --> 00:45:49,333 - So you do pottery? - Yeah. 965 00:45:49,416 --> 00:45:51,168 That's another of my hobbies. 966 00:45:51,251 --> 00:45:53,128 That is a cookie jar. 967 00:45:53,212 --> 00:45:55,547 - This is a cookie jar? - Yeah. 968 00:45:56,381 --> 00:45:59,551 You can't barely fit any cookies in it 'cause of the weird dents. 969 00:45:59,635 --> 00:46:02,971 I know, but it's helpful if you're trying not to eat too much. 970 00:46:03,055 --> 00:46:05,307 - It's a diet cookie jar. - Yes! 971 00:46:05,390 --> 00:46:07,017 Very good, Candace. 972 00:46:07,851 --> 00:46:10,687 And those were unplanned, man. They just happened. 973 00:46:10,771 --> 00:46:11,813 They look unplanned. 974 00:46:11,897 --> 00:46:14,525 If you like that so much, you can take that home. 975 00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:18,028 Thank you, but I got so many of these. 976 00:46:19,404 --> 00:46:21,532 Do you have any hobbies, Dusty? 977 00:46:26,036 --> 00:46:27,704 Yeah, just tennis, I guess. 978 00:46:27,788 --> 00:46:30,374 I mean, that's more of a sport, but… 979 00:46:31,208 --> 00:46:32,709 I can tell you really love it. 980 00:46:33,210 --> 00:46:35,879 Well, I mean I definitely loved it when I was a kid. 981 00:46:37,339 --> 00:46:40,759 Or at least I really loved spending all that time with my dad. 982 00:46:42,052 --> 00:46:44,388 Yeah, it was nice. He really believed in me. 983 00:46:45,222 --> 00:46:46,473 Felt really special. 984 00:46:47,057 --> 00:46:49,226 He kind of put everything into me, and then… 985 00:46:50,435 --> 00:46:51,854 then I blew it. 986 00:46:51,937 --> 00:46:54,690 Well, it sounds to me like he blew it too. 987 00:46:57,276 --> 00:46:58,694 Hey, Candace? 988 00:46:59,194 --> 00:47:02,447 - Yeah? - Is this you in the wedding dress? 989 00:47:02,531 --> 00:47:07,160 No, I saved a photo of another similar woman on her wedding day. 990 00:47:07,244 --> 00:47:08,912 Holy shit. 991 00:47:11,206 --> 00:47:12,374 What do you think? 992 00:47:19,673 --> 00:47:20,674 Uh-oh. 993 00:47:21,258 --> 00:47:22,843 I think you're a knockout. 994 00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:24,761 Good. 995 00:47:25,762 --> 00:47:27,848 - You had me worried there. - No. 996 00:47:27,931 --> 00:47:29,683 Look what I found in my closet. 997 00:47:30,350 --> 00:47:34,188 Just in case you're in the market for a cowboy hat, it's yours. 998 00:47:34,271 --> 00:47:35,772 It used to be Mitch's. 999 00:47:39,026 --> 00:47:41,153 - How's that look? - I think you're pulling that off. 1000 00:47:41,236 --> 00:47:42,279 - Look. - Really? 1001 00:47:42,362 --> 00:47:43,989 - Yeah. - All right. 1002 00:47:44,072 --> 00:47:46,491 - Look at us. - We look cute. 1003 00:47:46,575 --> 00:47:48,660 Yeah, we kind of do, right? 1004 00:47:51,955 --> 00:47:54,750 - The movie's starting. - Oh, yeah. Let's watch it. 1005 00:47:55,334 --> 00:47:57,586 Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. 1006 00:47:59,755 --> 00:48:01,840 This is a great movie. 1007 00:48:01,924 --> 00:48:04,426 - I know. - It should be, like, a classic. 1008 00:48:05,010 --> 00:48:06,845 - It is. - It is? 1009 00:48:06,929 --> 00:48:08,472 - Uh-huh. - Well, it's earned it. 1010 00:48:08,555 --> 00:48:11,308 - You look a little shaken up. - Oh, no, no. I'm just… 1011 00:48:11,391 --> 00:48:13,060 I'm just a little worried about my future. 1012 00:48:13,143 --> 00:48:17,022 Well, I think the kid with the nose, I think he could have a great career. 1013 00:48:17,856 --> 00:48:20,651 Dusty, that is Dustin Hoffman. 1014 00:48:20,734 --> 00:48:21,985 He's 80. 1015 00:48:24,029 --> 00:48:25,113 He looks great. 1016 00:48:31,787 --> 00:48:35,290 He's going the wrong way on that bridge. I've been on that exact bridge. 1017 00:48:36,166 --> 00:48:37,167 You can still dr… 1018 00:48:37,793 --> 00:48:39,461 This is a flub. You can't… 1019 00:48:52,975 --> 00:48:54,059 All right. Hey. 1020 00:48:56,270 --> 00:48:58,021 Let's get you settled in. 1021 00:50:17,684 --> 00:50:18,894 You wanted to see me, boss? 1022 00:50:18,977 --> 00:50:20,312 Can I be honest with you? 1023 00:50:20,395 --> 00:50:21,563 I wish you would. 1024 00:50:22,689 --> 00:50:23,857 You see, PJ, 1025 00:50:23,941 --> 00:50:27,528 I'm wrestling with a pretty confusing problem 1026 00:50:28,695 --> 00:50:30,113 in… 1027 00:50:30,197 --> 00:50:32,449 in a book that I'm currently writing. 1028 00:50:32,533 --> 00:50:34,868 No surprises there. You've got the mind for it. 1029 00:50:34,952 --> 00:50:36,578 - What's it called? - The name of the book? 1030 00:50:36,662 --> 00:50:37,579 Yeah. 1031 00:50:38,413 --> 00:50:39,831 The Silent Blade. 1032 00:50:39,915 --> 00:50:42,209 - Gorgeous. I'm reading that. - Yeah. 1033 00:50:42,292 --> 00:50:44,503 I'm setting a reminder to preorder. Go ahead. 1034 00:50:44,586 --> 00:50:49,007 So the main warrior, Puzimbus, is part of this tribe 1035 00:50:49,091 --> 00:50:50,884 that he's always been part of. 1036 00:50:50,968 --> 00:50:53,053 He then starts hanging out with this other tribe 1037 00:50:53,136 --> 00:50:54,763 who he always thought were his enemies. 1038 00:50:54,847 --> 00:50:55,848 Twist much? 1039 00:50:55,931 --> 00:50:58,392 I literally feel like I'm inside the book right now. 1040 00:50:58,475 --> 00:50:59,726 Feel my pulse, it's racing. 1041 00:50:59,810 --> 00:51:02,020 So he's kind of living this double life, you know? 1042 00:51:02,104 --> 00:51:03,897 Like, he really wants to hang with this new tribe 1043 00:51:03,981 --> 00:51:07,651 'cause he really likes them, but he's also kind of embarrassed to be seen with them. 1044 00:51:07,734 --> 00:51:08,569 - Yeah. - You know, 1045 00:51:08,652 --> 00:51:12,865 there's a character that the main warrior starts catching feelings for, 1046 00:51:12,948 --> 00:51:15,742 and she's way older than him. 1047 00:51:15,826 --> 00:51:17,035 Absolute dog. 1048 00:51:17,119 --> 00:51:19,371 So, PJ, if you were reading The Silent Blade 1049 00:51:19,454 --> 00:51:20,998 and Puzimbus switched tribes 1050 00:51:21,081 --> 00:51:24,793 'cause he started falling for, like, let's say a dragon 1051 00:51:24,877 --> 00:51:26,628 who was 30 years his senior, 1052 00:51:26,712 --> 00:51:29,089 would you think less of Puzimbus? 1053 00:51:29,173 --> 00:51:31,216 Never gonna shame a guy for going antiquing. 1054 00:51:31,300 --> 00:51:35,220 I'm no writer, but if I took the rich world you created 1055 00:51:35,304 --> 00:51:37,514 and compare it to my boring life… 1056 00:51:37,598 --> 00:51:40,726 - Please. - …based on similar experiences of my own, 1057 00:51:40,809 --> 00:51:43,520 if I were with Puzimbus right now, I'd tell him to swing away. 1058 00:51:43,604 --> 00:51:45,772 You would, huh? Similar experiences? 1059 00:51:46,565 --> 00:51:49,693 You trying to tell me that you've been with an older woman, you dog? 1060 00:51:50,194 --> 00:51:52,571 - In a way. - You little sneakster. 1061 00:51:52,654 --> 00:51:54,656 Do you know what an objectum-sexual is? 1062 00:51:54,740 --> 00:51:56,325 No, but I can't wait to find out. 1063 00:51:56,408 --> 00:52:00,287 It's one who has a physical and romantic love for objects 1064 00:52:00,370 --> 00:52:01,371 rather than people. 1065 00:52:01,455 --> 00:52:05,125 I'm talking about buildings, bridges, vehicles. 1066 00:52:05,209 --> 00:52:08,795 I personally am in love with the USS Alabama. 1067 00:52:08,879 --> 00:52:09,880 All right, actually, 1068 00:52:09,963 --> 00:52:11,798 - you don't have to tell me this-- - No. I want to. 1069 00:52:11,882 --> 00:52:16,261 She was constructed in 1939, decommissioned in '47, 1070 00:52:16,345 --> 00:52:19,681 declared an historical landmark in 1986. 1071 00:52:19,765 --> 00:52:22,142 So, yes, I've been with an older woman, 1072 00:52:22,226 --> 00:52:24,603 and I wouldn't change it for anything in the world. 1073 00:52:24,686 --> 00:52:25,854 You tell Puzimbus that. 1074 00:52:25,938 --> 00:52:29,066 Tell him what? That you… you had sex with a retired battleship? 1075 00:52:29,149 --> 00:52:31,235 - Exactly. - How'd you even have sex with it? 1076 00:52:31,318 --> 00:52:34,154 It's a ship. It doesn't have a vagina or even a butt. 1077 00:52:34,238 --> 00:52:37,115 Hey! Get out of the goddamn pool. 1078 00:52:37,199 --> 00:52:38,992 It's the middle of the day. You work here. 1079 00:52:39,076 --> 00:52:41,245 - We're working right now. - Get out. 1080 00:52:45,123 --> 00:52:46,625 That way. 1081 00:53:22,828 --> 00:53:24,538 - Candace, you came! - Yes. 1082 00:53:24,621 --> 00:53:26,248 - I came. - Yes. 1083 00:53:26,331 --> 00:53:29,293 Because I have every right to. Mitch does not own this place. 1084 00:53:29,376 --> 00:53:31,336 Of course. I get that, honey. 1085 00:53:31,420 --> 00:53:33,172 I'm just glad to see you is all. 1086 00:53:33,255 --> 00:53:34,256 Come here. 1087 00:53:36,091 --> 00:53:37,259 You look beautiful. 1088 00:53:40,095 --> 00:53:43,265 Shit. Well, have fun. 1089 00:53:48,437 --> 00:53:49,521 Hi. 1090 00:53:50,105 --> 00:53:53,358 - Hi. - Candy, you made it. 1091 00:53:53,442 --> 00:53:54,651 I wasn't sure we'd see you. 1092 00:53:54,735 --> 00:53:57,029 I did make it. You are seeing me. 1093 00:53:57,112 --> 00:54:00,574 And, as a reminder, you do not own this place. 1094 00:54:01,158 --> 00:54:02,618 Okay, sure. 1095 00:54:03,118 --> 00:54:05,412 - You remember my Bea, yeah? - Of course. 1096 00:54:05,495 --> 00:54:07,581 - Hi. - Hi. 1097 00:54:07,664 --> 00:54:10,292 Who could forget famous Bea? 1098 00:54:10,375 --> 00:54:13,170 Let me guess. Now you're going to say something nice to me. 1099 00:54:13,253 --> 00:54:14,671 Well, I do love your outfit. 1100 00:54:14,755 --> 00:54:16,423 There it is. There it is. 1101 00:54:16,507 --> 00:54:21,053 Listen, why don't I get us some drinks, and you two can catch up a little bit? 1102 00:54:21,136 --> 00:54:22,137 Yeah? Okay. 1103 00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:26,225 - Hi. - Hi. 1104 00:54:27,184 --> 00:54:29,686 You okay? You seem a little tense. 1105 00:54:29,770 --> 00:54:31,939 Nope. I am not tense. 1106 00:54:32,022 --> 00:54:34,358 - I am relaxed. - Okay. 1107 00:54:34,441 --> 00:54:35,692 - Okay. - Yeah, that's good to hear. 1108 00:54:35,776 --> 00:54:37,736 - Yeah, good to hear. - What's new in your life? 1109 00:54:37,819 --> 00:54:39,112 I have a snake. 1110 00:54:39,988 --> 00:54:43,325 - It's named Mitch. - All right, beers, everybody. 1111 00:54:43,408 --> 00:54:46,537 - Yes, honey. Here you go. Cheers. - Well, okay. To the snake. Yeah. 1112 00:54:46,620 --> 00:54:49,122 - Wait. To the snake? - To the snake. You know, it's a snake. 1113 00:54:49,206 --> 00:54:50,666 Don't worry about it. 1114 00:54:54,711 --> 00:54:56,463 - Okay. - Are you okay? 1115 00:55:10,102 --> 00:55:12,229 Candace, honey. Are you all right? 1116 00:55:12,312 --> 00:55:14,398 - Okay. I'm not… - You look a little pale. 1117 00:55:14,481 --> 00:55:16,191 - I don't think I… - Why don't you just try to sit? 1118 00:55:16,275 --> 00:55:18,610 Yeah, yeah. Take a seat. Take a seat, okay? 1119 00:55:18,694 --> 00:55:19,736 Talk to me. I can help. 1120 00:55:19,820 --> 00:55:22,698 I was an ER nurse after I retired from modeling. 1121 00:55:22,781 --> 00:55:24,283 Of course you were. 1122 00:55:24,366 --> 00:55:26,118 This was a big mistake. 1123 00:55:30,372 --> 00:55:31,373 Howdy. 1124 00:55:33,750 --> 00:55:34,877 Dusty. 1125 00:55:35,627 --> 00:55:37,212 What are you doing here? 1126 00:55:37,296 --> 00:55:38,547 I'm showing up. 1127 00:55:41,842 --> 00:55:43,093 Is that him? 1128 00:55:43,594 --> 00:55:44,720 Let's do this, right? 1129 00:55:46,305 --> 00:55:48,599 - Mitch! That Mitch? - Who's that? 1130 00:55:48,682 --> 00:55:50,726 Hi, how are you? I'm the new man. 1131 00:55:51,393 --> 00:55:52,811 - Good to meet you. - Uh-huh. 1132 00:55:52,895 --> 00:55:54,688 - And you are? Good to meet you, Bea. - Hi, I'm Bea. Yes. 1133 00:55:54,771 --> 00:55:57,357 I am so sorry I'm late. 1134 00:55:57,441 --> 00:55:59,276 I feel like a real asshole. 1135 00:55:59,359 --> 00:56:00,986 But bank mergers, right? 1136 00:56:01,069 --> 00:56:02,571 They take what they take, am I right? 1137 00:56:03,322 --> 00:56:04,531 Oh, yeah. I guess so. 1138 00:56:04,615 --> 00:56:07,367 I'm so excited for you two to finally meet. 1139 00:56:07,451 --> 00:56:10,287 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Me too. Yeah, it… 1140 00:56:11,121 --> 00:56:12,122 I'm so sorry, sir. 1141 00:56:12,206 --> 00:56:16,668 I just got distracted by this unbelievable fox. 1142 00:56:17,252 --> 00:56:18,295 Look at you. 1143 00:56:18,378 --> 00:56:21,840 You look absolutely beautiful tonight, babe. 1144 00:56:21,924 --> 00:56:24,343 You look beautiful too, babe. 1145 00:56:24,843 --> 00:56:25,969 Baby. 1146 00:56:26,595 --> 00:56:27,679 Are you in my hat? 1147 00:56:28,347 --> 00:56:32,184 Well, I'm in a whole lot of your stuff these days, my guy. 1148 00:56:33,977 --> 00:56:36,104 Hey, what do you say we do some dancing? 1149 00:56:36,188 --> 00:56:38,524 - I'm sorry. We gotta dance. Gotta dance. - We gotta dance. 1150 00:56:38,607 --> 00:56:39,942 We'll see you guys out there. 1151 00:56:40,526 --> 00:56:41,527 Come on. 1152 00:56:41,610 --> 00:56:42,778 How was that? 1153 00:56:43,362 --> 00:56:45,364 - We did good. - We did good. 1154 00:56:47,616 --> 00:56:49,076 What does he mean, "my stuff"? 1155 00:56:49,159 --> 00:56:51,286 She's a Texas girl raised in Tennessee 1156 00:56:51,370 --> 00:56:54,289 Apple don't fall far from the tree 1157 00:56:54,373 --> 00:56:57,042 Treats my friends like family 1158 00:56:57,125 --> 00:56:59,628 And I'm all right with that 1159 00:56:59,711 --> 00:57:02,047 She can take the top off Her own beer 1160 00:57:02,130 --> 00:57:05,300 She don't need hours staring In the mirror 1161 00:57:05,384 --> 00:57:09,388 She can do you in with blue jeans And a baseball cap 1162 00:57:10,681 --> 00:57:13,600 I'm talking down on Cooking apple pie with your mama 1163 00:57:13,684 --> 00:57:15,602 Sipping moonshine after midnight 1164 00:57:15,686 --> 00:57:20,941 Make you wanna take a back road Real slow and let her drive 1165 00:57:21,024 --> 00:57:23,527 I bet you wish you had a cowgirl 1166 00:57:23,610 --> 00:57:26,321 One that ain't sitting on a high horse 1167 00:57:26,405 --> 00:57:29,992 One that ain't scared of a dance floor On an empty night 1168 00:57:30,075 --> 00:57:32,119 Cutting it up with all of your friends 1169 00:57:32,202 --> 00:57:34,538 I could chase her like a sunset 1170 00:57:34,621 --> 00:57:37,457 Spin her around in that white dress 1171 00:57:37,541 --> 00:57:40,627 And take her out to a 40-acre lot 1172 00:57:40,711 --> 00:57:43,172 Let her pick her favorite spot 1173 00:57:43,255 --> 00:57:47,718 I thank God I got a cowgirl 1174 00:58:09,156 --> 00:58:12,242 Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. 1175 00:58:14,620 --> 00:58:17,998 Dusty, thank you so much for coming tonight. 1176 00:58:18,081 --> 00:58:19,166 Are you kidding? 1177 00:58:19,249 --> 00:58:20,834 - Thank you! - Me? 1178 00:58:20,918 --> 00:58:23,337 - Why? - For everything. 1179 00:58:23,420 --> 00:58:27,007 I was in such a bad place in my life, Candace. 1180 00:58:27,090 --> 00:58:28,800 I believed in so much bullshit. 1181 00:58:28,884 --> 00:58:30,093 Now I feel… 1182 00:58:30,177 --> 00:58:33,263 I don't know, I feel better. I feel like I know what I want. 1183 00:58:33,347 --> 00:58:34,348 You do? 1184 00:58:34,431 --> 00:58:35,724 - Yeah. - What? 1185 00:58:38,894 --> 00:58:40,229 You. 1186 00:58:41,688 --> 00:58:43,023 - What? - Come here. 1187 00:58:44,107 --> 00:58:45,317 Dusty, no. 1188 00:58:45,901 --> 00:58:47,653 - No. - You're nervous. 1189 00:58:47,736 --> 00:58:49,821 You're nervous about the age thing. And I get it. 1190 00:58:49,905 --> 00:58:51,365 - No, Dusty, stop. - I was too. 1191 00:58:51,448 --> 00:58:53,784 - It's not the age thing. It's not. - But guess what? I got over it. 1192 00:58:53,867 --> 00:58:57,871 - You're older than me! Big whoop. - I'm not physically attracted to you. 1193 00:59:00,457 --> 00:59:02,167 I couldn't hear you. I think you were mumbling. 1194 00:59:02,251 --> 00:59:03,460 What did you literally just say? 1195 00:59:03,544 --> 00:59:07,756 I said I'm not physically attracted to you. 1196 00:59:07,840 --> 00:59:09,883 I thought we were on the same page. 1197 00:59:09,967 --> 00:59:12,594 I didn't mean to lead you on. 1198 00:59:12,678 --> 00:59:15,681 - I'm sorry. - Oh, no. You didn't lead me on at all. 1199 00:59:15,764 --> 00:59:18,767 You just brought me to your house in a vulnerable moment for me 1200 00:59:18,851 --> 00:59:21,228 and showed me a movie called The Graduate… 1201 00:59:21,311 --> 00:59:23,856 - What? I didn't bring you to my house. - …about a little guy with a big nose… 1202 00:59:23,939 --> 00:59:26,650 - You called me. - …who gets courted by an older woman. 1203 00:59:26,733 --> 00:59:28,318 Oh, my God. 1204 00:59:28,402 --> 00:59:31,655 You called me. You basically invited yourself over. 1205 00:59:31,738 --> 00:59:34,366 - Okay. How about the playlist you made? - What about it? 1206 00:59:34,449 --> 00:59:36,618 Every song is more provocative than the last. 1207 00:59:36,702 --> 00:59:38,996 - Provocative? - "Country Kisses." 1208 00:59:39,079 --> 00:59:41,164 - Oh, my God! - "Rodeo Romance." 1209 00:59:41,248 --> 00:59:43,458 Those are just famous country songs. 1210 00:59:43,542 --> 00:59:46,211 "Square Dance, Round Hole." What's the round hole? 1211 00:59:46,295 --> 00:59:48,630 That one I probably should have left off. 1212 00:59:48,714 --> 00:59:50,048 Okay, then forget all of that. 1213 00:59:50,132 --> 00:59:52,134 Let's say all of that is innocent. 1214 00:59:52,217 --> 00:59:54,344 I kissed you in there and you kissed me back. 1215 00:59:54,428 --> 00:59:55,888 - Yeah. - And you know it. 1216 00:59:55,971 --> 00:59:57,389 So explain that to me. 1217 00:59:58,390 --> 01:00:01,560 We were putting on a show for Mitch. 1218 01:00:01,643 --> 01:00:04,646 And, yes, I might have gotten a little bit carried away. 1219 01:00:05,564 --> 01:00:07,149 But I'm sorry. 1220 01:00:07,232 --> 01:00:09,443 And… Oh, God. 1221 01:00:10,319 --> 01:00:13,405 I just wanted a pickleball partner, damn it. 1222 01:00:13,488 --> 01:00:14,489 Okay. 1223 01:00:14,573 --> 01:00:16,700 And I got something so much better. 1224 01:00:16,783 --> 01:00:21,163 I got a really, really good friend that I really do love. 1225 01:00:21,246 --> 01:00:23,749 - Yeah. - And I'd like to keep it that way. 1226 01:00:24,583 --> 01:00:25,834 I'm good. 1227 01:00:25,918 --> 01:00:27,044 Thanks. 1228 01:00:27,127 --> 01:00:29,546 Dusty, stop. Don't do this. 1229 01:00:29,630 --> 01:00:33,091 No, I just don't really need a random pickleball lady friend. 1230 01:00:33,175 --> 01:00:35,636 - I'm not random. - I have so many friends. 1231 01:00:35,719 --> 01:00:38,931 Friends is not an issue with a guy like me and it never has been. 1232 01:00:39,014 --> 01:00:42,893 I'm flooded with friends. I got PJ hitting me up. 1233 01:00:42,976 --> 01:00:44,061 I got… 1234 01:00:45,521 --> 01:00:47,147 Gail hitting me up all the time. 1235 01:00:47,231 --> 01:00:50,025 - Gail? My Gail? - Not your Gail. A different Gail. 1236 01:00:50,108 --> 01:00:53,111 Point is I've just got so many people coming through. 1237 01:00:54,071 --> 01:00:57,157 Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a very hot date tonight. 1238 01:00:57,241 --> 01:00:58,492 I can't be late for it. 1239 01:01:01,245 --> 01:01:02,246 Dusty… 1240 01:01:10,337 --> 01:01:11,338 Hey. 1241 01:01:12,130 --> 01:01:13,715 Stay strong, brother. 1242 01:01:14,424 --> 01:01:16,760 Even cowboys get friend-zoned. 1243 01:01:17,928 --> 01:01:19,555 - Okay. - Yeah. 1244 01:01:29,857 --> 01:01:32,317 I am not okay 1245 01:01:32,860 --> 01:01:35,946 I'm barely getting by 1246 01:01:36,029 --> 01:01:37,322 I'm losing track of-- 1247 01:01:40,701 --> 01:01:41,702 Oh, my God. 1248 01:01:53,505 --> 01:01:54,673 I like the new look. 1249 01:01:55,424 --> 01:01:56,758 - Really? - Sure. 1250 01:01:56,842 --> 01:01:57,843 It's bold. 1251 01:01:59,678 --> 01:02:02,347 Well, how's the wrist feeling, bud? 1252 01:02:02,431 --> 01:02:03,640 Fine. 1253 01:02:03,724 --> 01:02:06,727 I think I'm basically healed. I think I can lose the brace soon. 1254 01:02:06,810 --> 01:02:08,395 I love hearing that. 1255 01:02:08,478 --> 01:02:10,480 We're gonna need you in top form, Hammer. 1256 01:02:11,398 --> 01:02:13,817 - What do you mean "we"? - The club. 1257 01:02:13,901 --> 01:02:15,444 When you play in the duel. 1258 01:02:16,236 --> 01:02:18,572 Well, are you being serious? What about Neil? 1259 01:02:18,655 --> 01:02:21,241 Now, come on, Son. You said it yourself. 1260 01:02:21,325 --> 01:02:23,452 The other guys in the club are just dentists and shit. 1261 01:02:23,535 --> 01:02:26,121 They don't have the commitment to excellence we Boyd men do. 1262 01:02:26,205 --> 01:02:28,165 - That's true. - It's in your blood. 1263 01:02:29,666 --> 01:02:31,752 So, are you in? 1264 01:02:34,046 --> 01:02:36,048 - Yeah, Dad. I'm in. - Yeah? 1265 01:02:36,965 --> 01:02:39,426 - Let's do it. Hammer's back. - Well, all right. 1266 01:02:39,510 --> 01:02:41,094 - I won't let you down. - Well, I hope not. 1267 01:02:41,178 --> 01:02:42,679 - We're gonna kill 'em. - Yeah, man. 1268 01:02:42,763 --> 01:02:44,806 Because this is about a lot more than just pickleball. 1269 01:02:44,890 --> 01:02:46,975 - I mean, you see that, don't you? - Oh, yeah. I see it. 1270 01:02:47,059 --> 01:02:48,977 Everything you're saying. It's about the club-- 1271 01:02:49,061 --> 01:02:51,563 No, it's about the decline of humanity itself. 1272 01:02:51,647 --> 01:02:54,525 - Decline of humanity itself. - I'm sure that sounds dramatic to you. 1273 01:02:54,608 --> 01:02:57,319 - Not to me. - But tennis requires patience. 1274 01:02:57,402 --> 01:02:59,154 - Yeah, patience. - Dedication. 1275 01:02:59,238 --> 01:03:00,405 - Dedication. - Discipline. 1276 01:03:00,489 --> 01:03:01,823 Discipline, for sure. 1277 01:03:01,907 --> 01:03:04,618 I've had people tell me that you can learn how to play pickleball 1278 01:03:04,701 --> 01:03:05,911 in under an hour, 1279 01:03:07,079 --> 01:03:08,830 as if that's a good thing. 1280 01:03:09,790 --> 01:03:12,459 But that is not how you build something that lasts. 1281 01:03:13,168 --> 01:03:15,879 My legacy is not a tiny paper cup. 1282 01:03:16,755 --> 01:03:19,424 I will not let it be sipped and crumpled. 1283 01:03:20,676 --> 01:03:27,099 I am building something that will endure, like a steel thermos or a canteen. 1284 01:03:27,975 --> 01:03:29,059 You understand that? 1285 01:03:29,142 --> 01:03:30,561 Yes, sir. You're a canteen. 1286 01:03:32,604 --> 01:03:35,816 I'm not a canteen. I'm building something strong. 1287 01:03:37,568 --> 01:03:38,569 Anyway, look. 1288 01:03:38,652 --> 01:03:40,654 I look forward to seeing you play again. 1289 01:03:41,154 --> 01:03:42,656 Thanks, Dad. 1290 01:03:42,739 --> 01:03:44,658 Actually, been going through a really confusing time 1291 01:03:44,741 --> 01:03:45,826 and this was exactly what I-- 1292 01:03:45,909 --> 01:03:47,244 It's pretty late, Son. 1293 01:03:51,164 --> 01:03:52,165 Definitely. 1294 01:03:57,087 --> 01:03:58,505 You're back, Hammer. 1295 01:04:05,721 --> 01:04:07,931 Yeah, all right. Everything looks great. 1296 01:04:08,015 --> 01:04:10,684 You can lose the brace and start blasting loads with your hand again. 1297 01:04:10,767 --> 01:04:12,853 - And play tennis, right? - Sure, I guess. 1298 01:04:13,604 --> 01:04:16,190 So… About that website that I mentioned last time-- 1299 01:04:16,273 --> 01:04:17,691 - Stop. - I don't use it. 1300 01:04:17,774 --> 01:04:19,902 I barely even remember you saying anything about it. 1301 01:04:19,985 --> 01:04:21,904 Well, you barely remember because I barely even said anything. 1302 01:04:21,987 --> 01:04:24,406 Just it's called Sticky Honey, which anybody would know. 1303 01:04:24,489 --> 01:04:27,034 And the women are outrageous and they got this killer referral deal, 1304 01:04:27,117 --> 01:04:28,911 which apparently you weren't comfortable using. 1305 01:04:28,994 --> 01:04:30,245 And by the way, I didn't use it either. 1306 01:04:30,329 --> 01:04:31,580 I don't even know why I said it. 1307 01:04:31,663 --> 01:04:34,333 - So let's just stop talking about it. - I didn't even say anything. Right? 1308 01:04:34,416 --> 01:04:35,417 - It's over. - Good, good. 1309 01:04:35,501 --> 01:04:37,002 Hey, thank you so much about the wrist. 1310 01:04:37,085 --> 01:04:39,546 Oh, yeah, sure. No problem. Hey. How did the pickleball work out? 1311 01:04:39,630 --> 01:04:40,631 - Great. - Yeah? 1312 01:04:40,714 --> 01:04:43,634 Yeah, like really great. My dad came around. I'm gonna play in the duel. 1313 01:04:43,717 --> 01:04:44,718 Yeah, yeah. 1314 01:04:44,801 --> 01:04:46,970 He told me that last night. It really meant the world to me. 1315 01:04:47,054 --> 01:04:48,555 I heard. Yeah, that's pretty crazy, huh? 1316 01:04:48,639 --> 01:04:49,806 - Yeah, no. - Yeah. 1317 01:04:49,890 --> 01:04:54,102 It wasn't really crazy. It was just… My father's a tough guy. Tested his son. 1318 01:04:54,895 --> 01:04:58,232 And the son, me, also a tough guy, rose to the occasion. 1319 01:04:58,732 --> 01:05:00,901 And it put us closer together. It was really bonding. 1320 01:05:00,984 --> 01:05:03,862 Yeah, no, I meant, like, pretty crazy about the Neil part. 1321 01:05:04,446 --> 01:05:05,948 How he died. 1322 01:05:06,031 --> 01:05:07,282 Neil died? 1323 01:05:07,366 --> 01:05:08,659 You didn't know? 1324 01:05:08,742 --> 01:05:10,118 What are you talking about, Doctor? 1325 01:05:11,286 --> 01:05:14,289 So, I guess Neil was going up into his attic 1326 01:05:14,373 --> 01:05:16,041 to get some boxes out of storage. 1327 01:05:18,961 --> 01:05:22,756 And, apparently, there was an old mama owl living up there. 1328 01:05:26,176 --> 01:05:28,262 She must have thought he was after her eggs or something 1329 01:05:28,345 --> 01:05:30,556 'cause she went absolute sicko mode. 1330 01:05:34,017 --> 01:05:38,105 Wait… You're telling me that Neil was killed by a mama owl? 1331 01:05:38,188 --> 01:05:41,358 Well, technically no. He was still breathing when the owl stopped. 1332 01:05:41,441 --> 01:05:43,443 But he squeezed out the window to try to escape, 1333 01:05:43,527 --> 01:05:47,781 tumbled off the roof onto his driveway just as his wife was coming home. 1334 01:05:47,865 --> 01:05:51,076 Front tire caved in his skull. Or what was left of it. 1335 01:05:51,159 --> 01:05:52,160 What? 1336 01:05:52,244 --> 01:05:54,162 Yeah. His wife claims she didn't see him, 1337 01:05:54,246 --> 01:05:55,914 but I think she's going to jail. 1338 01:05:55,998 --> 01:05:58,667 I mean, how do you not see that, right? 1339 01:05:58,750 --> 01:05:59,751 This is unbelievable. 1340 01:05:59,835 --> 01:06:02,963 Yeah, I'd assumed he would have told you, Chuck. That's pretty weird. 1341 01:06:03,547 --> 01:06:05,966 Oh, he… Yeah, he did. Of course… My dad. 1342 01:06:06,049 --> 01:06:09,303 Yeah, yeah, yeah. When Neil's head got run over by his wife 1343 01:06:09,386 --> 01:06:10,762 he got killed, and yeah, 1344 01:06:10,846 --> 01:06:13,348 - we of course talked about it. Of course. - Okay. So, you just… 1345 01:06:13,432 --> 01:06:15,100 'Cause I just told you the story just now 1346 01:06:15,184 --> 01:06:17,269 and you were saying you d… Never heard any of this. 1347 01:06:17,352 --> 01:06:18,687 No, I'd heard it, for sure. 1348 01:06:18,770 --> 01:06:20,731 Okay, 'cause you were looking pretty surprised when I said that. 1349 01:06:20,814 --> 01:06:21,815 - Nah. - Yeah. 1350 01:06:21,899 --> 01:06:24,193 Well, anyway. Rest in peace, right? 1351 01:06:24,276 --> 01:06:25,277 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1352 01:06:25,360 --> 01:06:28,989 Good luck with the Sexy Honey. I should go. 1353 01:06:29,072 --> 01:06:30,782 Yes, Sticky Honey and I don't use it. 1354 01:06:30,866 --> 01:06:33,994 And it's not really just about sex, it's about community. Okay. 1355 01:06:41,084 --> 01:06:44,129 An owl, Dad? A goddamn owl? 1356 01:06:44,213 --> 01:06:46,048 What are you so upset about? 1357 01:06:46,131 --> 01:06:47,966 The owl was the best thing that ever happened to you. 1358 01:06:48,050 --> 01:06:50,969 So you admit it! That's the only reason you chose me! 1359 01:06:51,053 --> 01:06:52,137 What do you want to hear, Son? 1360 01:06:52,221 --> 01:06:54,973 I don't know. Maybe that you believe in me? 1361 01:06:55,516 --> 01:06:59,102 That you weren't forced to pick me because of a stupid bird. 1362 01:06:59,186 --> 01:07:02,105 Yeah, well, unlike you, that stupid bird took down Nasty Neil 1363 01:07:02,189 --> 01:07:03,690 without so much as a bent feather. 1364 01:07:03,774 --> 01:07:07,069 If I could get that owl to hold a tennis racket, I'd put her in the duel. 1365 01:07:07,152 --> 01:07:10,989 As it stands, Gene and Gary thought you were our best shot. 1366 01:07:11,657 --> 01:07:13,742 So I wasn't even your choice. That's great. 1367 01:07:16,870 --> 01:07:21,583 There's no way in the world an owl would ever win a point off me in tennis. 1368 01:07:21,667 --> 01:07:26,296 I don't care if you duct-taped a racket to its little disgusting claws. 1369 01:08:04,251 --> 01:08:06,086 Please go away, PJ. 1370 01:08:07,296 --> 01:08:08,714 PJ, I don't want to see-- 1371 01:08:09,923 --> 01:08:11,258 How'd you know it was me? 1372 01:08:11,341 --> 01:08:15,262 'Cause you've called and texted me a bunch saying you'd like to come over and see me. 1373 01:08:15,929 --> 01:08:17,598 I thought that might give it away. 1374 01:08:19,765 --> 01:08:22,978 We need you back at the club, Dusty. The duel is tomorrow. 1375 01:08:23,060 --> 01:08:24,563 I can't go back there, PJ. 1376 01:08:24,645 --> 01:08:28,483 Listen, I know you see me as this big, tough loner guy 1377 01:08:28,567 --> 01:08:29,984 who doesn't need anyone. 1378 01:08:30,068 --> 01:08:32,404 Kinda like a Batman figure. 1379 01:08:32,487 --> 01:08:33,697 That's not how I see you. 1380 01:08:33,779 --> 01:08:35,866 The truth is I look up to you. 1381 01:08:35,948 --> 01:08:38,160 - I know you do, PJ. - Yeah. 1382 01:08:38,243 --> 01:08:40,996 But you shouldn't. I'm nothing to look up to. 1383 01:08:41,078 --> 01:08:43,207 Don't say that. You're a legend. 1384 01:08:43,290 --> 01:08:46,251 You're the guy that almost beat Andy Roddick. 1385 01:08:46,335 --> 01:08:48,170 No, I'm a cautionary tale. 1386 01:08:48,252 --> 01:08:50,130 There's so much you don't know. 1387 01:08:50,214 --> 01:08:53,841 It's like I don't wanna pierce your virgin ears with this story. 1388 01:08:53,926 --> 01:08:55,426 What do you mean? 1389 01:08:56,386 --> 01:08:57,513 Do you wanna know what happened 1390 01:08:57,595 --> 01:09:00,098 between me and Andy Roddick on that fateful day? 1391 01:09:00,182 --> 01:09:01,350 How long's the story? 1392 01:09:01,433 --> 01:09:03,268 It's brief but powerful. 1393 01:09:03,352 --> 01:09:04,478 Okay then. 1394 01:09:04,560 --> 01:09:07,397 I was supposed to be The Hammer because I hit the hardest. 1395 01:09:11,818 --> 01:09:13,237 But Andy hit it harder. 1396 01:09:19,368 --> 01:09:23,872 Every serve I hit, everything I did, he was better. 1397 01:09:23,956 --> 01:09:27,292 And I looked in the crowd and I saw my dad and he knew too. 1398 01:09:44,600 --> 01:09:46,270 I realized out there 1399 01:09:46,353 --> 01:09:50,357 that I was playing checkers and he was playing chess. 1400 01:09:50,899 --> 01:09:52,317 And I couldn't beat him. 1401 01:09:53,484 --> 01:09:56,405 Everything I did, he returned as a winner. 1402 01:09:56,488 --> 01:09:57,739 He was better. 1403 01:09:57,823 --> 01:09:59,700 Is this before or after the chess game? 1404 01:10:00,534 --> 01:10:03,370 We didn't play chess. We didn't play checkers. 1405 01:10:03,453 --> 01:10:06,373 Okay, yeah, I see the pattern of lying 'cause you said chess before. 1406 01:10:06,456 --> 01:10:09,293 No, it was a storytelling device. 1407 01:10:09,376 --> 01:10:11,962 I said I was playing checkers and he was playing chess, 1408 01:10:12,045 --> 01:10:15,048 meaning he was way better than me. Got it? 1409 01:10:16,383 --> 01:10:17,593 Where's the device? 1410 01:10:18,218 --> 01:10:19,887 - What? - Where are you keeping the d… 1411 01:10:19,970 --> 01:10:22,639 The storytelling device? Is it like Kindle? 1412 01:10:22,723 --> 01:10:25,392 It's just a way to tell a story. There's not an actual device. 1413 01:10:25,475 --> 01:10:26,476 Yeah. 1414 01:10:27,311 --> 01:10:28,645 So I needed a way out. 1415 01:10:29,229 --> 01:10:32,316 So I told the referee that I needed to go to the bathroom. 1416 01:10:33,442 --> 01:10:35,027 I went into the bathroom stall. 1417 01:10:36,612 --> 01:10:38,197 Put my hand on the toilet. 1418 01:10:42,075 --> 01:10:43,660 I broke my own goddamn wrist. 1419 01:10:44,912 --> 01:10:47,164 It's the hardest thing I've ever done in my life. 1420 01:10:47,998 --> 01:10:50,083 I didn't slip that day. 1421 01:10:50,167 --> 01:10:52,419 I shattered my own wrist, Peej. 1422 01:10:52,503 --> 01:10:54,922 Because I thought if I got hurt, 1423 01:10:55,005 --> 01:10:57,674 that's better than being a goddamn loser, right? 1424 01:10:57,758 --> 01:10:59,051 Wow. 1425 01:10:59,635 --> 01:11:00,719 So… 1426 01:11:01,720 --> 01:11:04,306 Your hand was, like, in the toilet? 1427 01:11:05,057 --> 01:11:07,976 What? No, it was like on the edge. 1428 01:11:08,060 --> 01:11:09,770 Seat down or bowl itself? 1429 01:11:09,853 --> 01:11:12,314 I don't know, PJ. Bowl itself, I guess. 1430 01:11:12,397 --> 01:11:16,401 Did you at least put like a layer of toilet paper, like a barrier, so-- 1431 01:11:16,485 --> 01:11:18,195 I feel like you're missing the point of the story. 1432 01:11:18,278 --> 01:11:19,530 I'll take that as a no. 1433 01:11:20,280 --> 01:11:23,408 Was there a reason you couldn't have put your hand on the door or some-- 1434 01:11:23,492 --> 01:11:24,868 It was a moment of crisis! 1435 01:11:24,952 --> 01:11:26,161 So is this. 1436 01:11:26,245 --> 01:11:28,914 And right now I'm realizing I'm not Batman. 1437 01:11:29,706 --> 01:11:31,834 I'm more Commissioner Gordon 1438 01:11:32,626 --> 01:11:35,879 because I'm here to shine the Hammer signal in the sky. 1439 01:11:35,963 --> 01:11:38,298 We need you. The duel's tomorrow. 1440 01:11:38,382 --> 01:11:40,008 So start acting like yourself. 1441 01:11:40,592 --> 01:11:42,094 I don't even know who that is. 1442 01:11:42,177 --> 01:11:43,595 You better figure it out. 1443 01:11:44,263 --> 01:11:45,264 And fast. 1444 01:11:45,347 --> 01:11:47,558 This is the most dominant you've ever been, PJ, 1445 01:11:47,641 --> 01:11:49,226 and I respect the hell out of it. 1446 01:11:49,810 --> 01:11:51,395 Thank you and also, 1447 01:11:52,563 --> 01:11:54,398 if you tell anyone else that story, 1448 01:11:55,107 --> 01:11:57,442 maybe say you washed your hands afterwards. 1449 01:11:57,526 --> 01:12:00,070 Just so they're not wondering about that part. 1450 01:12:26,471 --> 01:12:28,140 Why would I hear from him? 1451 01:12:28,223 --> 01:12:31,935 I mean, you know him too, Gail. I could ask you the same question. 1452 01:12:32,019 --> 01:12:33,604 It's not my fault he's not here. 1453 01:12:33,687 --> 01:12:35,772 Well, I'm sure she assumed because he's your partner. 1454 01:12:35,856 --> 01:12:39,193 Pickleball partner. Pickleball partner! 1455 01:12:39,818 --> 01:12:42,654 You know, which is all I was ever interested in. 1456 01:12:42,738 --> 01:12:46,366 Well, since you're being so normal about this, I'll assume he's not coming. 1457 01:12:46,450 --> 01:12:47,659 Let's just play. 1458 01:12:48,327 --> 01:12:50,329 Maybe the three of us can all rotate. 1459 01:12:51,288 --> 01:12:52,706 Hey, look! 1460 01:12:52,789 --> 01:12:54,124 Isn't that him? 1461 01:12:55,501 --> 01:12:56,585 What's he doing? 1462 01:12:57,503 --> 01:12:59,630 I think he's hiding. 1463 01:13:02,799 --> 01:13:05,052 Is he gonna try and drive like that? 1464 01:13:05,802 --> 01:13:07,596 I think so. 1465 01:13:14,394 --> 01:13:16,855 - Ouch, ouch. That hurt. - Oh, my God. Look at… What… 1466 01:13:16,939 --> 01:13:17,940 Son of a bitch! 1467 01:13:18,023 --> 01:13:20,067 Dusty! Are you okay? 1468 01:13:20,150 --> 01:13:22,152 Yeah. Hey, hey. Is that you guys? 1469 01:13:22,236 --> 01:13:23,487 What are you doing here? 1470 01:13:23,570 --> 01:13:25,072 What am I doing here? 1471 01:13:25,155 --> 01:13:27,658 What am I doing here? 1472 01:13:28,700 --> 01:13:31,537 What am I doing here? Well… 1473 01:13:37,000 --> 01:13:38,252 It's just the airbag! 1474 01:13:39,753 --> 01:13:40,754 I'm okay. 1475 01:13:41,547 --> 01:13:42,548 I'm okay. 1476 01:13:47,427 --> 01:13:50,764 Candace, I came here to apologize. I was-- 1477 01:13:50,848 --> 01:13:54,643 Dusty, stop. It's fine. 1478 01:13:54,726 --> 01:13:57,521 You didn't even let me say what I was going to apologize for. 1479 01:13:57,604 --> 01:14:01,191 I'm guessing it was because you said we couldn't be friends 1480 01:14:01,275 --> 01:14:04,194 after I rejected your sexual advances. 1481 01:14:04,736 --> 01:14:05,737 What? 1482 01:14:05,821 --> 01:14:07,197 Yeah, that was it. 1483 01:14:07,281 --> 01:14:10,033 Dusty, sometimes when one door closes, 1484 01:14:10,117 --> 01:14:14,329 another even more flexible one opens. 1485 01:14:14,413 --> 01:14:17,583 Maybe you two could just go play singles for a minute? 1486 01:14:17,666 --> 01:14:18,667 Okay. 1487 01:14:20,002 --> 01:14:21,670 - Okay. - Okay. 1488 01:14:23,630 --> 01:14:25,174 That airbag was late as hell, right? 1489 01:14:25,257 --> 01:14:26,466 Hey, Candace. 1490 01:14:27,050 --> 01:14:28,051 Dusty. 1491 01:14:30,888 --> 01:14:35,767 I'm really sorry and embarrassed about what I said the other night. 1492 01:14:37,561 --> 01:14:39,938 I do wanna be friends with you. 1493 01:14:40,647 --> 01:14:42,441 I like you a lot. 1494 01:14:42,524 --> 01:14:43,692 Me too. 1495 01:14:43,775 --> 01:14:46,445 Truth is I don't have very many good friends anymore. 1496 01:14:47,988 --> 01:14:50,407 And when I was listing 'em and I said Gail, 1497 01:14:51,200 --> 01:14:54,203 actually it wasn't a different Gail. It was your Gail. 1498 01:14:54,286 --> 01:14:55,204 I know. 1499 01:14:55,287 --> 01:14:57,331 And I don't even know if Gail likes me very much. 1500 01:14:57,414 --> 01:14:58,874 She doesn't. 1501 01:15:00,250 --> 01:15:01,960 But I'm in the same boat. 1502 01:15:02,044 --> 01:15:07,591 I mean, Mitch got most of our friends in the divorce. 1503 01:15:08,133 --> 01:15:09,218 Traitors. 1504 01:15:10,135 --> 01:15:13,722 That's why it meant so much to me when you showed up the other night. 1505 01:15:17,100 --> 01:15:18,101 We're good. 1506 01:15:18,185 --> 01:15:19,186 - Yeah? - We're good! 1507 01:15:19,269 --> 01:15:20,270 - We're buds? - Yeah. 1508 01:15:20,354 --> 01:15:21,355 - For sure? - Yeah. 1509 01:15:21,438 --> 01:15:22,523 All right, bud. 1510 01:15:25,442 --> 01:15:28,278 I mean, speaking of showing up for each other, 1511 01:15:28,946 --> 01:15:31,114 there's something I could use your help with. 1512 01:15:31,698 --> 01:15:32,824 What are you thinking? 1513 01:15:36,703 --> 01:15:38,205 We lost a few times, yeah. 1514 01:15:38,288 --> 01:15:39,414 Any sign of Dusty? 1515 01:15:39,498 --> 01:15:41,458 - Haven't seen him yet. No. - No. 1516 01:15:41,542 --> 01:15:45,087 Hey, Chuck! It's Dusty. He just arrived. 1517 01:16:30,340 --> 01:16:32,134 Can I have everyone's attention please? 1518 01:16:32,801 --> 01:16:34,761 There's something important I need to say. 1519 01:16:34,845 --> 01:16:36,388 Dusty, maybe you and I should talk first. 1520 01:16:36,471 --> 01:16:38,390 No, Chuck. I have the floor. 1521 01:16:38,473 --> 01:16:39,516 Okay. 1522 01:16:39,600 --> 01:16:40,601 Okay. 1523 01:16:41,685 --> 01:16:45,397 I wrote something out. And you guys are gonna hear me out. 1524 01:16:45,480 --> 01:16:46,982 What is bravery? 1525 01:16:48,358 --> 01:16:49,401 Is it camping? 1526 01:16:50,527 --> 01:16:52,946 Sorry, I can't read my own handwriting. It's a little bit smudged. 1527 01:16:53,030 --> 01:16:54,323 It can't be camping… 1528 01:16:55,073 --> 01:16:58,493 What is bravery? Is it-- 1529 01:16:58,577 --> 01:16:59,661 How long is this? 1530 01:16:59,745 --> 01:17:01,079 Not long. It's pretty short. 1531 01:17:06,001 --> 01:17:07,461 Actually, it's over. 1532 01:17:12,633 --> 01:17:14,009 For a long time, Dad, 1533 01:17:14,092 --> 01:17:16,803 I have been pretending to be somebody I'm not, 1534 01:17:17,763 --> 01:17:18,931 but that's over now. 1535 01:17:19,806 --> 01:17:23,060 This is me, Dad. For better or for worse. 1536 01:17:23,143 --> 01:17:27,147 And you don't respect me. And you never have. 1537 01:17:27,231 --> 01:17:29,399 So I'm not gonna play for you. 1538 01:17:29,483 --> 01:17:33,987 I'm gonna enter the duel, but not for the tennis side. 1539 01:17:35,030 --> 01:17:37,866 Today, I'm playing for the pickleballers. 1540 01:17:37,950 --> 01:17:39,159 Yes! 1541 01:17:39,243 --> 01:17:42,037 I just am. You left me no choice, Dad. 1542 01:17:42,120 --> 01:17:44,122 - Yes! - Wait, wait, wait. Whoa, whoa. 1543 01:17:44,206 --> 01:17:46,124 We can talk about this. I mean, I'm ready to rock-- 1544 01:17:46,208 --> 01:17:47,501 Nah, Skip, you're terrible. I'm gonna do it. 1545 01:17:47,584 --> 01:17:49,336 - I'm gonna do it for sure. - It's gonna be Dusty. 1546 01:17:49,419 --> 01:17:51,964 - Dusty! Dusty! Dusty! - Dusty! Dusty! Dusty! 1547 01:17:52,047 --> 01:17:53,882 Yeah, Dad. Hammer's back. 1548 01:17:55,300 --> 01:17:57,469 Okay. Settle down everyone. 1549 01:17:58,303 --> 01:18:01,807 Can't believe I'm saying this, but my son's right. 1550 01:18:03,100 --> 01:18:04,309 I never had faith in him. 1551 01:18:04,393 --> 01:18:06,645 He was a backup option, 1552 01:18:06,728 --> 01:18:10,566 which is why I was working the phones, pulling strings, 1553 01:18:10,649 --> 01:18:13,151 to get a real player for the match today. 1554 01:18:13,902 --> 01:18:18,198 Three-time Wimbledon finalist, 2003 US Open champion. 1555 01:18:18,282 --> 01:18:21,702 Ladies and gentlemen, please give a big welcome to Mr. Andy Roddick! 1556 01:18:22,327 --> 01:18:23,328 What? 1557 01:18:26,707 --> 01:18:29,334 I cannot tell you how grateful I am that you went first. 1558 01:18:29,418 --> 01:18:32,296 I would've looked like a real asshole replacing my son like that, 1559 01:18:32,379 --> 01:18:34,214 but it all just worked out perfect. 1560 01:18:34,298 --> 01:18:36,842 Perfect. Yeah, it's just perfect. Just how I drew it up. 1561 01:18:36,925 --> 01:18:39,011 Okay, okay. Back off him, folks. 1562 01:18:39,094 --> 01:18:42,014 The match will be played at high noon as written in the charter. 1563 01:18:42,097 --> 01:18:44,224 I'm ready to play now if you want. I'm gonna kill him. 1564 01:18:44,308 --> 01:18:47,477 I'm sure you are, kiddo, but let's do this by the book. 1565 01:18:47,561 --> 01:18:51,148 I just hope no one freaks out so bad that they bail all together. 1566 01:18:53,233 --> 01:18:54,443 - Dusty, it's okay. - No. 1567 01:18:55,611 --> 01:18:58,864 Oh, no! Oh, no! 1568 01:18:58,947 --> 01:19:00,949 - Maybe you could beat him. - At tennis? 1569 01:19:01,033 --> 01:19:03,702 I can't beat Andy Roddick. It's Andy Roddick! 1570 01:19:03,785 --> 01:19:06,955 He is so much better than me, Candace! 1571 01:19:07,039 --> 01:19:09,625 And he always has been, okay? 1572 01:19:09,708 --> 01:19:12,294 Dusty, your dad's using this charter loophole 1573 01:19:12,377 --> 01:19:14,254 against the pickleball players, right? 1574 01:19:14,338 --> 01:19:17,090 Yeah. Maybe there's something in there that can help us. 1575 01:19:17,174 --> 01:19:18,467 No, it's not gonna work. 1576 01:19:18,550 --> 01:19:20,969 It's worth a look. I mean, I always keep a copy on me. 1577 01:19:21,053 --> 01:19:22,721 Nice. Here. I'll do it. 1578 01:19:22,804 --> 01:19:25,474 You always keep a copy of the club charter in your fanny pack? 1579 01:19:25,557 --> 01:19:27,184 You never know when you're gonna need it. 1580 01:19:27,267 --> 01:19:29,436 What's one other time that you've needed it? 1581 01:19:29,520 --> 01:19:30,521 I need some air. 1582 01:19:48,455 --> 01:19:50,082 Your game's in five. 1583 01:19:55,754 --> 01:19:57,589 You sure you wanna go through with this? 1584 01:19:59,925 --> 01:20:01,343 How'd you know I was in here? 1585 01:20:01,885 --> 01:20:03,887 You're always in here before a match. 1586 01:20:04,638 --> 01:20:05,806 Sometimes during. 1587 01:20:07,140 --> 01:20:08,141 Right. 1588 01:20:10,435 --> 01:20:11,854 Not too late to back out. 1589 01:20:32,249 --> 01:20:34,042 Just in time for the coin toss. 1590 01:20:34,126 --> 01:20:35,210 We'll let you call it. 1591 01:20:35,294 --> 01:20:37,504 Might be the only thing you have a chance of winning today. 1592 01:20:38,005 --> 01:20:39,131 Very funny, Andy. 1593 01:20:39,214 --> 01:20:40,966 What'll it be, Son? Heads or tails? 1594 01:20:41,049 --> 01:20:42,217 Let's go with tails. 1595 01:20:44,219 --> 01:20:45,596 Tails it is. 1596 01:20:46,263 --> 01:20:47,556 Would you like to serve or receive? 1597 01:20:47,639 --> 01:20:49,057 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 1598 01:20:49,141 --> 01:20:50,267 Hey. 1599 01:20:52,102 --> 01:20:54,438 - What? Do you think? Really? - Just… Yeah. 1600 01:20:55,022 --> 01:20:57,024 Okay. I'd like to choose the court. 1601 01:20:57,107 --> 01:20:59,693 The court? That should help. 1602 01:20:59,776 --> 01:21:00,777 It might. 1603 01:21:00,861 --> 01:21:02,738 I choose court 16. 1604 01:21:02,821 --> 01:21:03,947 - What? - Yeah. 1605 01:21:04,031 --> 01:21:05,657 No. This is a tennis club. 1606 01:21:05,741 --> 01:21:07,743 It's a tennis match. Play it on a tennis court. 1607 01:21:07,826 --> 01:21:10,829 No, no, no. It says it right here in the charter. 1608 01:21:10,913 --> 01:21:16,668 "Winner of the toss may select any court on club grounds to play the match." 1609 01:21:16,752 --> 01:21:17,628 - Yes. - Right here. 1610 01:21:17,711 --> 01:21:20,172 What's the big deal? Why is everyone freaking out about court 16? 1611 01:21:20,255 --> 01:21:23,008 It's pickleball, bitch. 1612 01:21:40,150 --> 01:21:42,861 He's got this. He has got this. 1613 01:21:47,574 --> 01:21:50,160 Wait. Are you John McEnroe? 1614 01:21:50,244 --> 01:21:52,412 What gave me away? My face and body? 1615 01:21:52,496 --> 01:21:53,997 What are you doing here? 1616 01:21:54,081 --> 01:21:57,334 I heard there was a big game. I love the action. 1617 01:22:02,673 --> 01:22:06,927 Gentlemen, game is to 11. Win by two. 1618 01:22:07,010 --> 01:22:08,345 Any questions about the rules? 1619 01:22:08,428 --> 01:22:09,930 No, let's just get this over with. 1620 01:22:22,317 --> 01:22:23,318 Asshole. 1621 01:22:55,893 --> 01:22:57,728 Yes. Yes! 1622 01:23:00,230 --> 01:23:01,231 Trust me. 1623 01:23:04,193 --> 01:23:05,569 - Come on, Andy! - Go, Andy! 1624 01:23:05,652 --> 01:23:07,070 Andy! Let's go! 1625 01:23:12,618 --> 01:23:13,785 - Yes! - Yeah. 1626 01:23:14,286 --> 01:23:17,164 I get it now. It's like tennis but easy. 1627 01:23:19,541 --> 01:23:20,918 He hits it so hard. 1628 01:23:33,305 --> 01:23:35,807 There's that trademark Roddick speed. 1629 01:23:35,891 --> 01:23:39,728 Dusty doesn't have any room to breathe. This could get out of hand quickly. 1630 01:23:39,811 --> 01:23:41,813 Who are you talking to? 1631 01:23:41,897 --> 01:23:42,940 The fans. 1632 01:23:46,693 --> 01:23:48,153 Let's watch this next point 1633 01:23:48,237 --> 01:23:51,323 and see how Dusty responds to this latest flurry from Andy. 1634 01:23:51,406 --> 01:23:53,951 Yeah, we're planning on it. Thank you. 1635 01:23:54,034 --> 01:23:55,452 Good. That's good to hear. 1636 01:24:07,798 --> 01:24:10,133 Who do you think you are? I am! 1637 01:24:14,263 --> 01:24:15,556 Come on! 1638 01:24:15,639 --> 01:24:17,266 Come on, Andy! 1639 01:24:17,349 --> 01:24:21,770 It's looking like the lights are just too bright for Boyd out there. 1640 01:24:21,854 --> 01:24:23,272 Maybe he can come back. 1641 01:24:23,355 --> 01:24:25,065 Not likely, but I hope so. 1642 01:24:25,148 --> 01:24:26,942 Not only for the sake of the crowd… 1643 01:24:27,025 --> 01:24:28,986 You need some rest or, like, oxygen? 1644 01:24:29,069 --> 01:24:31,154 …but for Dusty as an individual. 1645 01:24:31,238 --> 01:24:34,950 Boldly trying to reclaim his identity in his mid-40s, 1646 01:24:35,033 --> 01:24:38,120 his father's club hanging in the balance. 1647 01:24:38,203 --> 01:24:40,789 How do you have so many details? 1648 01:24:41,331 --> 01:24:44,168 Where did you get that hotdog? Do they sell those here? 1649 01:24:44,251 --> 01:24:46,128 Nope. Brought it from home. 1650 01:25:01,185 --> 01:25:02,186 Get up! 1651 01:25:06,982 --> 01:25:08,859 Use the court. 1652 01:25:09,943 --> 01:25:11,111 What? 1653 01:25:11,195 --> 01:25:13,155 Use the court. 1654 01:25:14,364 --> 01:25:16,283 What are you saying? 1655 01:25:16,366 --> 01:25:17,409 The messed up court! 1656 01:25:17,492 --> 01:25:19,578 Use it to your advantage, you stupid asshole. 1657 01:25:26,043 --> 01:25:28,253 The southeast fence is too close. 1658 01:25:39,348 --> 01:25:40,766 Fence is too close. 1659 01:25:46,438 --> 01:25:47,731 Yeah! 1660 01:25:50,651 --> 01:25:53,278 Get it together, Andy! Walk it off! 1661 01:25:53,362 --> 01:25:56,532 The baseline corner is warped and cracked. 1662 01:26:01,787 --> 01:26:03,497 Into the crack! 1663 01:26:05,499 --> 01:26:06,875 Chuck, your courts suck. 1664 01:26:09,127 --> 01:26:10,546 Come on, Andy! 1665 01:26:10,629 --> 01:26:12,506 - Go, Andy! - Andy! Let's go! 1666 01:26:13,090 --> 01:26:14,508 And all the pickleballers know 1667 01:26:14,591 --> 01:26:17,970 that the leaky fountain leaves a very slippery puddle 1668 01:26:18,053 --> 01:26:19,388 near the net post. 1669 01:26:34,152 --> 01:26:35,153 You okay? 1670 01:26:36,613 --> 01:26:37,614 It's slippery right there. 1671 01:26:38,615 --> 01:26:40,033 Dad, we've gotta fix that. 1672 01:26:41,869 --> 01:26:42,870 What a good sport. 1673 01:26:43,620 --> 01:26:46,540 That run has completely changed the momentum. 1674 01:26:46,623 --> 01:26:49,209 It's become the Dusty show on court 16, 1675 01:26:49,293 --> 01:26:53,630 and you can feel the tension from Gary, Chuck and all the other tennis folk. 1676 01:26:53,714 --> 01:26:56,008 Are you reading off of something? 1677 01:26:56,091 --> 01:26:58,218 I'm just reading the expressions of the crowd 1678 01:26:58,302 --> 01:26:59,928 and the body language of the players. 1679 01:27:00,012 --> 01:27:04,266 Now Dusty's got a glimmer of hope. Sometimes that's all you need. 1680 01:27:22,910 --> 01:27:24,161 Yeah! 1681 01:27:25,204 --> 01:27:26,205 Damn it! 1682 01:27:30,751 --> 01:27:31,752 Boom! 1683 01:27:33,879 --> 01:27:36,423 Hey, Andy. You leave the fridge open? 1684 01:27:37,716 --> 01:27:39,676 Hey, chef, grab me a snack! 1685 01:27:39,760 --> 01:27:41,428 Do the dishes while you're in there, bitch! 1686 01:27:41,512 --> 01:27:43,013 Where's the butter knife? 1687 01:27:43,096 --> 01:27:45,349 Sorry, just a little inside joke I have with my friends. 1688 01:27:45,432 --> 01:27:47,893 Your friends? You mean those 70-year-old women you came with? 1689 01:27:47,976 --> 01:27:49,686 Yeah, them. 1690 01:27:49,770 --> 01:27:52,231 You're in the kitchen though, Andy. It's my point. 1691 01:27:55,108 --> 01:27:56,318 It's match point. 1692 01:27:56,401 --> 01:27:58,612 Dusty's got an opportunity to close him out, 1693 01:27:58,695 --> 01:28:00,781 but Roddick's been in tight spots before 1694 01:28:00,864 --> 01:28:02,533 and he ain't going down without a fight. 1695 01:28:35,899 --> 01:28:38,777 Dusty's completely transformed his style. 1696 01:28:38,861 --> 01:28:42,030 It's almost as if he realized it's never too late to change. 1697 01:28:42,114 --> 01:28:43,115 Hit the ball. 1698 01:28:43,198 --> 01:28:45,200 Letting softness be his strength. 1699 01:28:45,284 --> 01:28:49,371 Finally releasing an old idea of himself that no longer serves him. 1700 01:28:49,454 --> 01:28:51,206 Well said, John McEnroe. 1701 01:28:51,290 --> 01:28:53,333 All right. Fine. We'll do it your way. 1702 01:28:53,417 --> 01:28:55,294 Yeah, I expected this. 1703 01:28:55,377 --> 01:28:57,588 Roddick is good at in-game adjustments. 1704 01:28:57,671 --> 01:28:59,840 He's decided to match Dusty's style. 1705 01:28:59,923 --> 01:29:02,426 I think we got ourselves an old-fashioned dink off. 1706 01:29:03,051 --> 01:29:04,469 Hit it, Hammer. Hit the ball. 1707 01:29:08,891 --> 01:29:11,393 - What the hell are they doing? - They're dinking. 1708 01:29:17,566 --> 01:29:18,775 What happens now? 1709 01:29:18,859 --> 01:29:20,027 Now we wait. 1710 01:29:21,278 --> 01:29:22,279 Seriously? 1711 01:29:22,779 --> 01:29:24,406 That's what this game is? 1712 01:29:24,489 --> 01:29:25,824 Pretty much, yeah. 1713 01:29:25,908 --> 01:29:28,493 They dink till someone pops it up too high and gets crushed. 1714 01:29:28,577 --> 01:29:29,912 This is really stupid. 1715 01:29:37,961 --> 01:29:40,923 Two heavyweights in a high-stakes tickle fight. 1716 01:29:41,006 --> 01:29:42,799 Who will be the first to giggle? 1717 01:30:18,126 --> 01:30:19,336 Shit. 1718 01:30:30,681 --> 01:30:31,682 Dink. 1719 01:30:31,765 --> 01:30:35,561 I love this fricking game, baby! 1720 01:30:38,689 --> 01:30:41,358 Unbelievable. Hammer wins it. 1721 01:30:41,441 --> 01:30:42,818 Hammer wins it on a dink! 1722 01:30:42,901 --> 01:30:44,027 Yeah! 1723 01:30:44,653 --> 01:30:46,363 We're getting some more courts! 1724 01:30:47,114 --> 01:30:50,742 Yeah! Yeah! 1725 01:30:54,621 --> 01:30:57,124 Yes! I'm unstoppable! 1726 01:31:06,717 --> 01:31:10,470 Dusty! Dusty! Dusty! Dusty! 1727 01:31:10,554 --> 01:31:12,181 We did it! We won! 1728 01:31:12,264 --> 01:31:14,850 You did it! You did it! We won! 1729 01:31:15,559 --> 01:31:17,269 I'm so happy for you! 1730 01:31:25,360 --> 01:31:28,405 Andy! Don't be too hard on yourself, brother. 1731 01:31:28,488 --> 01:31:29,656 Yeah, I feel totally fine. 1732 01:31:29,740 --> 01:31:32,159 This isn't a real sport. I don't care about anyone here. 1733 01:31:32,242 --> 01:31:34,203 All the same. You keep your head up, kid. 1734 01:31:34,286 --> 01:31:35,370 - Again, this was stupid… - Yeah. 1735 01:31:35,454 --> 01:31:37,122 - …I'm a professional athlete… - Yes. 1736 01:31:37,206 --> 01:31:38,707 …and your dad paid me 15 grand to be here. 1737 01:31:38,790 --> 01:31:41,877 Gladiator to gladiator, it was an honor! 1738 01:31:47,925 --> 01:31:50,594 - Yes! - I can't believe it. 1739 01:31:50,677 --> 01:31:52,137 Neither can I. 1740 01:31:52,221 --> 01:31:55,390 I mean, there was some luck involved and a little cheating, but we got him. 1741 01:31:55,474 --> 01:31:57,392 Dusty, that was incredible. 1742 01:31:57,476 --> 01:31:58,477 Well, thanks to you. 1743 01:31:59,353 --> 01:32:01,605 Yeah, I guess I finally realized that, 1744 01:32:01,688 --> 01:32:03,774 you know, I don't always have to swing so hard. 1745 01:32:03,857 --> 01:32:08,278 Yeah. It took you a really, really long time to get that, but you did get it. 1746 01:32:08,946 --> 01:32:11,532 - I got a win. - You got a win. 1747 01:32:13,450 --> 01:32:16,119 Dusty, you may wanna check in on your dad. 1748 01:32:16,620 --> 01:32:18,956 Yeah, he ran back towards his office looking pretty upset. 1749 01:32:19,039 --> 01:32:20,040 Not good. 1750 01:32:27,881 --> 01:32:28,882 Shit. 1751 01:32:30,884 --> 01:32:32,678 Look, Dad, I'm sorry. 1752 01:32:32,761 --> 01:32:34,888 I know how much this place means to you. 1753 01:32:34,972 --> 01:32:37,474 I just… I didn't mean to hurt ya. 1754 01:32:42,855 --> 01:32:44,898 My boy beat Andy Roddick. 1755 01:32:46,692 --> 01:32:48,777 Yeah, but it wasn't tennis. It was pickleball. It's diff-- 1756 01:32:48,861 --> 01:32:50,320 Doesn't matter what the game was, 1757 01:32:50,404 --> 01:32:53,615 or that I'd personally invited him here to crush you. 1758 01:32:54,533 --> 01:32:59,788 What matters is that my boy beat Andy Roddick. 1759 01:33:00,706 --> 01:33:03,000 I am so damn proud of you, Son. 1760 01:33:03,083 --> 01:33:04,793 - You are? - Oh, yes! 1761 01:33:04,877 --> 01:33:07,838 I've waited a long time for this, Dad. 1762 01:33:10,424 --> 01:33:12,676 It's embarrassing how much this means to me. 1763 01:33:13,594 --> 01:33:16,638 - We always find a way, huh? - Yeah. We finally got him. 1764 01:33:16,722 --> 01:33:20,017 - We got him! Yes! - We got him. 1765 01:33:21,935 --> 01:33:23,770 This is the most fun we've ever had together! 1766 01:33:23,854 --> 01:33:25,105 Yes! 1767 01:33:38,619 --> 01:33:39,828 We did it. 1768 01:33:39,912 --> 01:33:41,330 Everything looks perfect. 1769 01:33:41,413 --> 01:33:45,292 Thank you, Mr. President of Pickleball Operations. 1770 01:33:45,375 --> 01:33:49,880 Can you believe it, Mr. Vice President of Pickleball Operations? 1771 01:33:49,963 --> 01:33:51,590 Me? 1772 01:33:51,673 --> 01:33:52,966 That's an official title? 1773 01:33:53,050 --> 01:33:54,885 Yeah, I mean, official between you and me. 1774 01:33:54,968 --> 01:33:56,845 - And I get a pay rise? - No, same money. 1775 01:33:56,929 --> 01:33:58,597 I cordially accept. 1776 01:33:59,598 --> 01:34:00,599 Wonderful. 1777 01:34:01,391 --> 01:34:04,061 Hey, I got you something just as my way of saying, 1778 01:34:04,144 --> 01:34:07,397 "Thank ya and I see ya and I accept ya." 1779 01:34:09,650 --> 01:34:11,652 - You're my best friend. - Thanks, Dusty. 1780 01:34:11,735 --> 01:34:13,904 Thanks, Peej. I gotta go schmooze. 1781 01:34:22,579 --> 01:34:24,581 My sweet, sweet Ally. 1782 01:34:25,082 --> 01:34:28,085 You've been off my radar, but now you're back. 1783 01:34:28,168 --> 01:34:32,297 Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. 1784 01:34:33,298 --> 01:34:34,383 I hope they're happy. 1785 01:34:38,387 --> 01:34:42,224 - Kaboom! - Nice shot, Dad! 1786 01:34:42,307 --> 01:34:44,309 We pickled them, Son. Eleven, zip. 1787 01:34:44,393 --> 01:34:46,061 - Can you believe it? - I can't believe it. 1788 01:34:46,144 --> 01:34:49,147 Chuck, I didn't think you could take the joy out of this 1789 01:34:49,231 --> 01:34:50,649 and you did. Respect. 1790 01:34:50,732 --> 01:34:52,109 You got pickled, Piggy. 1791 01:34:52,192 --> 01:34:56,029 Stop calling me Piggy! My name is Skip Pigliani. 1792 01:34:56,113 --> 01:34:57,865 Okay, I'm sorry, Skip. 1793 01:34:57,948 --> 01:34:59,491 - Thank you, Chuck. - You're welcome, Piggy. 1794 01:35:00,784 --> 01:35:02,536 Hey. You having fun? 1795 01:35:03,370 --> 01:35:06,665 I still prefer tennis, but this is, you know, totally fine. 1796 01:35:07,165 --> 01:35:10,252 It's fun. Some of the players are a little intense. 1797 01:35:10,335 --> 01:35:13,672 Hey, darlings, can we cut the chittychat and get back to pickling? Thank you. 1798 01:35:19,553 --> 01:35:20,971 Ladies, how's it going? 1799 01:35:21,054 --> 01:35:23,974 Would you hurry your ass up? You're getting ready to lose. 1800 01:35:24,057 --> 01:35:25,267 Yeah, you little slut! 1801 01:35:25,851 --> 01:35:28,061 Yes, Judy! That's the fire. 1802 01:35:28,145 --> 01:35:29,438 That is the fire. 1803 01:35:29,521 --> 01:35:33,775 Can you believe we drew Gail and Judy in the first round? What are the odds? 1804 01:35:33,859 --> 01:35:36,570 I mean, they're high. I made the bracket. 1805 01:35:37,112 --> 01:35:39,740 - I wanted to play with friends. - Right. 1806 01:35:39,823 --> 01:35:42,284 But I also wanted a guaranteed win and we're gonna crush 'em. 1807 01:35:42,367 --> 01:35:45,120 - Yes, let's obliterate them. - Let's get 'em. 1808 01:35:45,204 --> 01:35:46,330 Let's go. 1809 01:35:50,167 --> 01:35:51,668 You ready for this, Hammer? 1810 01:35:53,712 --> 01:35:58,133 The Hammer's dead. I'm just Dusty. 1811 01:35:58,800 --> 01:36:01,136 Or maybe you could be called The Dink. 1812 01:36:01,220 --> 01:36:03,472 No, I'm not gonna be called The Dink. 1813 01:36:03,555 --> 01:36:05,224 I like that for you. 1814 01:36:05,307 --> 01:36:07,601 No, it is not me. That's not gonna be my nickname. 1815 01:36:07,684 --> 01:36:09,895 Dinky Dinky Doo, that's you! 1816 01:36:09,978 --> 01:36:11,104 You're The Dink now. 1817 01:36:11,188 --> 01:36:12,648 No, no, no. I'm not gonna be The Dink. 1818 01:36:12,731 --> 01:36:17,319 Looks like Dusty's earned himself a new nickname. Let's see if this one sticks. 1819 01:36:17,402 --> 01:36:19,488 Uh-uh. No way, guys. I'm not gonna be the…