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['Buy Me Presents'
by Sabrina Carpenter plays]
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[audience cheering and applauding]
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ Ba-doo-doo-doo ♪
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♪ If you were a wise man ♪
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♪ Baby, you would drop ♪
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♪ Every other ho ho ho ♪
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♪ And put me on top ♪
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♪ Up there on your tree ♪
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♪ You better treat me like a star ♪
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♪ Spend your cookie dough, dough, dough ♪
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♪ Spend it on my heart ♪
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♪ Skip the jet ♪
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♪ Send a sleigh ♪
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♪ It's a packed holiday ♪
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♪ And I got options, babe ♪
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♪ If you don't wanna buy me presents ♪
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♪ Drink me like a warm glass of milk ♪
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♪ If you're not gonna race here ♪
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♪ From the North Pole to Beverly Hills ♪
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♪ Just to keep my stocking filled ♪
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♪ Well, I know somebody who will ♪
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♪ Somebody who will ♪
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♪ Somebody who will ♪
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♪ Somebody who will ♪
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♪ Buy me presents, baby ♪
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♪ He's a little bit older ♪
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♪ Got a bit of a dad bod ♪
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♪ From a city that's colder ♪
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♪ But damn it, he's so hot ♪
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♪ He knows when I'm sleeping ♪
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♪ And he knows when I'm not ♪
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♪ I haven't, like, seen him in a while
He's probably just busy at his workshop ♪
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♪ Skip the jet ♪
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- ♪ Send a sleigh ♪
- ♪ Send a sleigh ♪
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♪ It's a packed holiday ♪
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♪ And I got options, babe ♪
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♪ If you don't wanna buy me presents ♪
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♪ Drink me like a warm glass of milk ♪
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♪ If you're not gonna race here ♪
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♪ From the North Pole to Beverly Hills ♪
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♪ Just to keep my stocking filled ♪
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♪ Well, I know somebody who will ♪
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♪ Somebody who will ♪
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♪ Somebody who will ♪
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♪ Somebody who will ♪
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♪ Buy me presents, baby ♪
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[saxophone solo]
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Come on, everyone!
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♪ If you don't wanna buy me presents ♪
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♪ Drink me like a warm glass of milk ♪
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♪ If you're not gonna race here ♪
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♪ From the North Pole to Beverly Hills ♪
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♪ Just to keep my stocking filled ♪
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♪ Well, I know somebody who will ♪
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- [song ends]
- [cheering and applause]
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[gentle piano playing]
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Welcome to A Nonsense Christmas.
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You could've been anywhere tonight,
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spending time with family,
helping the less fortunate,
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but instead, you're here,
half watching a big screen
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while scrolling social media
on a smaller screen,
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and for that, I'm forever grateful.
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This special isn't just
about Christmas though.
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We're celebrating all the holidays.
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So, happy Hanukkah, happy Kwanzaa,
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and happy birthday, Natalie.
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There's gotta be at least one person named
Natalie whose birthday is today, right?
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Well, either way, strap on
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because tonight,
I'm in the mood for a little nonsense.
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[magical twinkling]
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[melody of 'It's the Most Wonderful Time
of the Year' plays]
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♪ It's the most nonsense time
Of the year ♪
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♪ They gave me a special
They said it would test well ♪
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♪ As if I had fear ♪
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♪ It's the most nonsense time
Of the year ♪
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♪ It's the ho ho ho-iest special of all ♪
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♪ The champagne is bubbling ♪
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♪ Entendres are doubling ♪
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♪ When I deck your halls ♪
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♪ It's the ho ho ho-iest special of all ♪
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♪ There'll be songs all crescendoing
Hot innuendoing ♪
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♪ Dancers who flex and keep time ♪
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♪ There'll be wit for the smarties ♪
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♪ And you know the best part is
It's all on Netflix's dime ♪
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No, seriously, they told me I could have
an unlimited budget as long as I go viral,
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so I'm gonna break the set just to do it.
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[man] My leg!
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[chuckles] He'll be fine.
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♪ It's the most nonsense time
Of the year ♪
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♪ If you're hot and you're young ♪
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♪ And your stocking's well hung ♪
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♪ By the chimney with care ♪
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♪ It's the most nonsense time
Of the year ♪
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♪ There'll be singing and jesting
Celebrity guesting ♪
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♪ Huge packages under the tree ♪
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♪ I'll be playing my bangers
With elf doppelgängers ♪
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♪ So please, please, please
Have faith in me ♪
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There are comedy specials,
and there are music specials,
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and there are holiday specials.
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But who does
musical comedy holiday specials?
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A lot of people.
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But do those specials
have celebrity guests?
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Yes, they do!
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Everyone with a musical comedy holiday
special does them with celebrity guests,
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and this is one of those.
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♪ There'll be divas so stunning
And seasonal punning ♪
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♪ And costumes in red and in green ♪
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♪ You can watch with your aunties
I might mention panties ♪
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♪ But don't fret, its TV-14 ♪
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Which means
I'm allowed to say 'fuck' three times.
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Fuck.
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[sighs] Just one left.
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Anyways...
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- [audience cheers and applauds]
- Here we are.
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We've arrived at my set. Isn't this cute?
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It's exactly what my house looked like
growing up.
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A tree, three walls,
and a live studio audience.
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[audience cheering]
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♪ It's the most nonsense time
Of the year ♪
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♪ Well, I've learned all my blocking ♪
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♪ So please stuff my stocking
With holiday cheer ♪
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♪ It's the most nonsense time ♪
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♪ Yes, the most nonsense time ♪
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♪ What's a third really good rhyme? ♪
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♪ Of the year ♪
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You're in luck.
I've trimmed my tree just for you.
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[audience laughs]
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Let's start the show.
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[audience cheering and applauding]
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[song ends]
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[cheering and applause continues]
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[upbeat big band music plays]
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Happy holidays.
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[English accent]
What if it's like, 'Happy holiday...'
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[normal voice] No, I'm not British. Okay.
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Maybe drier.
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[sternly] Happy holidays.
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[man] All right, stand by!
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[sultry voice] Like, happy holidays.
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That's, like, a bit too sultry.
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[laughs]
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[man] We are rolling. We are rolling.
Quiet, please.
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[whimsical music plays]
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[Sabrina laughs]
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I'm not gonna say it.
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Okay!
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Oh my God.
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Guys, it's frozen.
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Oh, it's not frozen. Action. [laughs]
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Ooh!
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Little beans.
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So cute!
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Mwah!
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- ['O Christmas Tree' plays]
- Want a drink?
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Oh wow. Thank God we installed
that seasonal doorbell.
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[gasps] It's Tyla, everybody!
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- [audience cheering and applauding]
- ['This Christmas' plays]
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♪ Hang all the mistletoe ♪
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♪ I'm gonna get to know you better ♪
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♪ This Christmas ♪
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♪ And as we trim the tree ♪
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♪ How much fun it's gonna be together ♪
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♪ This Christmas ♪
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♪ Fireside is blazing bright ♪
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♪ We're caroling through the night ♪
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♪ And this Christmas will be ♪
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♪ A very special Christmas for me ♪
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[audience cheering and applauding]
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[Tyla vocalizing]
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Tell 'em, Tyla.
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[purrs]
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♪ Presents and cards are here ♪
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♪ My world is filled with cheer and you ♪
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♪ This Christmas ♪
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♪ And as I look around ♪
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♪ Your eyes outshine the town ♪
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♪ They do ♪
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♪ This Christmas ♪
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♪ Fireside is blazing bright ♪
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♪ And we're caroling through the night ♪
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♪ And this Christmas will be ♪
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♪ A very special Christmas for me ♪
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♪ Shake a hand, shake a hand now ♪
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Come on, everybody. Let's dance.
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[audience cheers and applauds]
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You all better be standing
wherever you guys are watching this.
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If you're in your living rooms,
come on, dance with us.
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♪ Shake it, shake it, shake it ♪
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Merry Christmas to your brothers.
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To your sisters.
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To your mister.
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To your cousins.
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- To your dogs? What?
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♪ Fireside is blazing bright ♪
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♪ We're caroling through the night ♪
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♪ And this Christmas will be ♪
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♪ A very special Christmas ♪
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♪ For me ♪
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♪ Shake a hand, shake a hand now ♪
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[Tyla vocalizes]
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[Sabrina vocalizes]
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♪ Hey, hey, come on ♪
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[vocalizing]
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- [Sabrina] Let's party, everybody.
- [audience cheers]
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Merry Christmas to everyone back home.
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Merry Christmas, Sabrina.
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- Merry Christmas, Tyla.
- Yes.
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[audience cheering and applauding]
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My feathers are all over this place.
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[Sabrina laughs]
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[audience cheering and applauding]
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[man] Cut, and we cut, and we cut.
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[upbeat holiday melody playing]
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[fire crackling]
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[Sabrina] Starting from
when I was two years old,
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my dad would get his VHS
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and film our Christmas morning
every single year.
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And for some reason,
I never wanted to open my presents.
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I just wanted chocolate cake.
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{\an8}- [female voice] Oh my gosh!
- Dad.
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{\an8}When we're done opening our presents,
can we have a piece of cake?
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[Dad] Is that all you think about?
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I just had an ulterior motive,
and it was chocolate.
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And it kinda still is.
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So... [laughs] ...there's the story.
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[laughing]
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[audience cheering and applauding]
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♪ Santa ♪
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♪ Doesn't know you like I do ♪
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♪ I've been there
Through the good and bad ♪
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♪ Know how to make you laugh ♪
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♪ Kiss all your tears away, babe ♪
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♪ Only I can do that ♪
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♪ Why don't you just come over? ♪
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♪ You've been acting so cold ♪
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♪ No, I don't want nothing crazy ♪
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♪ Just wanna get you alone ♪
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♪ And all of this snow is falling ♪
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♪ I can make you fall too ♪
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♪ So tell me what's on your wish list ♪
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♪ I wanna make it come true ♪
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♪ Santa ♪
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♪ Doesn't know you like I do ♪
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♪ I've been there
Through the good and bad ♪
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♪ Know how to make you laugh ♪
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♪ Kiss all your tears away, babe ♪
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♪ Only I can do that ♪
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♪ Santa ♪
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♪ Doesn't know you like I do ♪
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♪ I know all of your favorite songs ♪
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♪ Pick up each time you call ♪
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♪ So why can't I be the one ♪
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♪ To give you everything you want? ♪
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♪ I ♪
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♪ Want you to tell me
That you feel the same way ♪
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♪ I ♪
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♪ Don't think I'm gonna make it
Through the winter ♪
261
00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:21,318
♪ Well, don't you wanna wrap me up ♪
262
00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:24,113
♪ And mistle-touch under the tree? ♪
263
00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:28,450
♪ He won't bring you somebody
That loves you more than me ♪
264
00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:31,537
- ♪ No ♪
- ♪ Santa ♪
265
00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:36,792
- ♪ He doesn't know you like I do ♪
- ♪ Doesn't know you like I do ♪
266
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:40,004
♪ I've been there
Through the good and bad ♪
267
00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:42,214
♪ Know how to make you laugh ♪
268
00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:44,550
♪ Kiss all your tears away, babe ♪
269
00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:47,887
♪ Only I can do that ♪
270
00:14:48,512 --> 00:14:50,180
♪ Santa ♪
271
00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:55,978
- ♪ Doesn't know you like I do ♪
- ♪ Doesn't know you like I do ♪
272
00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:58,939
♪ I know all of your favorite songs ♪
273
00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:01,317
♪ Pick up each time you call ♪
274
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:04,612
♪ So why can't I be the one ♪
275
00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:07,448
♪ To give you everything you want? ♪
276
00:15:07,531 --> 00:15:09,658
♪ Santa ♪
277
00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:13,746
♪ Doesn't know you like I do ♪
278
00:15:15,539 --> 00:15:18,250
♪ Well, maybe this Christmastime ♪
279
00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:20,586
♪ You'll finally realize ♪
280
00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:23,839
♪ That I could be the one ♪
281
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:28,385
♪ To give you everything you want ♪
282
00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:30,971
- [song ends]
- [audience cheering and applauding]
283
00:15:41,231 --> 00:15:43,359
♪ I'm working late ♪
284
00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:45,235
♪ Because I'm Santa ♪
285
00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:49,114
[man] Sabrina, can I pitch you
a 'Nonsense' outro?
286
00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:51,325
{\an8}[relaxed ambient music playing]
287
00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:58,666
♪ Girl, this season's
Got me feeling feral ♪
288
00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:01,794
♪ Gotta love a dirty Christmas carol ♪
289
00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:05,255
♪ I love it when I don my gay apparel ♪
290
00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:06,256
[chuckles]
291
00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:09,301
- If, like, this was gay, this was gayer.
- Right.
292
00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:10,427
- Do you love that?
- Yeah...
293
00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:12,513
- I'd use it if I were you.
- Owen, I gotta go to set.
294
00:16:12,596 --> 00:16:14,640
- No worries.
- [Sabrina] Don't sing at me again.
295
00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:15,683
Have a good day.
296
00:16:16,725 --> 00:16:18,936
[audience cheers and applauds]
297
00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:22,022
Debbie, I cannot wait
to finally get to meet your man.
298
00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:25,609
You've been a bad friend ever since
getting into a relationship. I'm kidding!
299
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:27,319
[laughter]
300
00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:29,488
No, I know.
It's like since we're long distance,
301
00:16:29,571 --> 00:16:32,241
it's just been so hard
to combine the friend groups, you know?
302
00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:34,326
- Well, I promise we will love him.
- [Debbie] Aw.
303
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:37,246
Oh, speak of the devil!
He's walking up, guys.
304
00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:38,664
[squealing and laughter]
305
00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:41,500
- So fun.
- Ho ho ho ho ho!
306
00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:45,462
Oh ho ho! There's my nice girl!
307
00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:47,548
- [laughter]
- [Debbie] Come on over.
308
00:16:47,631 --> 00:16:48,799
Oh my.
309
00:16:48,882 --> 00:16:52,386
Oh! You guys, everyone,
this is my boyfriend, Nick.
310
00:16:52,469 --> 00:16:56,181
Well, it is great to meet you.
I've heard nothing but great things.
311
00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:58,767
Aw. Same, um, as us.
312
00:16:58,851 --> 00:16:59,768
Yeah. Uh...
313
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,812
Uh, can I get you anything?
314
00:17:01,895 --> 00:17:04,773
Oh, I don't know.
Maybe a warm glass of milk.
315
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,358
- Yuck.
- [Nick laughs]
316
00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:09,111
Ooh, and an oversized
chocolate-chip cookie
317
00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:12,531
dusted lightly with candy cane shards,
if you've got it.
318
00:17:12,614 --> 00:17:15,784
Oh bummer. I think we're out of shards.
319
00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:19,163
I'm sorry, are people saying 'sharts'?
320
00:17:19,246 --> 00:17:21,081
- 'Shards.'
- [Nick] Oh, look at that.
321
00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:24,543
- My clothes are all covered in soot.
- [Debbie] Oh no! Oh no!
322
00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:26,128
- I'll be right back.
- Okay.
323
00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:31,717
Hey. This is actually insane,
but, um, that's Santa Claus, right?
324
00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:33,594
Oh my God.
325
00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:36,555
What kind of a messed-up thing
is that to say?
326
00:17:36,638 --> 00:17:37,514
What?
327
00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:39,391
Debbie, it's not messed up. Hello.
328
00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:41,643
Come on. The big, white, scruffy beard.
329
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:43,812
So? He did 'No-Shave November.'
330
00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:46,648
- He has the classic big belly.
- [man] Yeah.
331
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:50,277
And there it is. The body shaming.
Wow. Wow.
332
00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:52,738
What is this, Mean Girls the movie?
The musical?
333
00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:54,782
Okay, chill out.
334
00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:56,700
He's jolly. He's sweet.
335
00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:58,077
He's not Santa.
336
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,370
Okay, we'll drop it. He's not Santa.
337
00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:02,039
- No one's Santa, I guess.
- [man] Yeah.
338
00:18:02,122 --> 00:18:04,124
- [Debbie] And he's back!
- Oh, hey.
339
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:05,167
Oh!
340
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,795
I forgot the presents. They're in the car.
341
00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:11,256
- Oh, that's so sweet of you, Nick.
- So nice.
342
00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:15,302
So what does he do for a living
that he can buy us all gifts?
343
00:18:15,385 --> 00:18:17,429
He told me, but I zoned out
because it was boring.
344
00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:20,557
I think he's, like, a toy manufacturer
or something.
345
00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:24,228
Uh, Deb, that's what Santa does.
346
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,730
No, because it doesn't pay.
347
00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:28,857
What? Why doesn't it pay?
348
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:31,527
Yeah. He doesn't make money
or have any credit cards. So?
349
00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:33,278
- [woman] That's creepy.
- [man] That's weird.
350
00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:34,488
[thudding overhead]
351
00:18:34,571 --> 00:18:36,657
Is your boyfriend on the roof?
352
00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:37,699
[chuckles]
353
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:40,410
I mean, he's probably, like,
fixing something up there.
354
00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:42,579
He's super handy 'cause, you know,
355
00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:45,249
my boyfriend can actually make something,
like a man.
356
00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:47,126
Your boyfriend's just a lazy surgeon.
357
00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:49,169
- [gasps]
- What the hell, Deb?
358
00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:51,797
Besides, guys, if he was Santa,
359
00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:54,424
then why is he so good in bed?
360
00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:58,428
I'm sorry, is Santa supposed to be,
like, bad in bed?
361
00:18:58,512 --> 00:18:59,388
No.
362
00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:02,641
If you read
the original Turkish folklore text,
363
00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:04,309
Santa doesn't last.
364
00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:06,186
I didn't read that.
365
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:07,938
[Nick chuckles]
366
00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:12,442
I brought very intentional gifts.
367
00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:14,278
- How thoughtful.
- Here you are, my boy.
368
00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:16,363
- It's not weird at all.
- Wow.
369
00:19:17,197 --> 00:19:19,867
- Oh my God, a Nerf Vortex Vigilon.
- [woman] Thank you for my gift.
370
00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:23,328
I loved these growing up.
I asked Santa for this every year.
371
00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:26,582
A Tickle Me Elmo.
372
00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:27,666
Oh. [laughs]
373
00:19:27,749 --> 00:19:30,169
[audience laughing]
374
00:19:35,799 --> 00:19:36,842
A Tickle Me Elmo.
375
00:19:36,925 --> 00:19:38,260
[laughter]
376
00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:44,057
The only time I ever admitted to wanting
one of these is my letter to Santa Claus
377
00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:45,767
when I was 15.
378
00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:48,061
Well, if he's really Santa,
379
00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:51,064
then he'd know the only thing
I asked for as a little girl
380
00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:53,066
was to sing a duet with Shania Twain.
381
00:19:55,068 --> 00:19:56,236
Sorry.
382
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,447
[audience cheering and applauding]
383
00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:01,074
Is that Mrs. Claus?
384
00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:02,618
Is my husband here?
385
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,578
Your husband?
386
00:20:04,661 --> 00:20:05,829
You're married?!
387
00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:08,123
We've been married 400 years.
388
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,167
Yes, but after the first hundred,
389
00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:11,835
we decided to be open.
390
00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:13,295
[audience laughs]
391
00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:14,755
That was my idea.
392
00:20:14,838 --> 00:20:16,381
- Santa!
- Santa!
393
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:17,883
He's not Santa!
394
00:20:17,966 --> 00:20:19,301
[audience laughing]
395
00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:22,763
- [audience cheering and applauding]
- [upbeat holiday melody playing]
396
00:20:28,268 --> 00:20:29,311
Thank you.
397
00:20:32,147 --> 00:20:33,065
[whimsical music plays]
398
00:20:33,148 --> 00:20:35,525
Thank you guys so much
for coming to be in this sketch.
399
00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:37,277
Oh my God, it's so fun.
400
00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:40,572
I love your set kitchen, by the way.
Does any of the stuff really work?
401
00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:42,449
No, but we're gonna fix it all in post.
402
00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:45,577
- Yum! Delicious.
- Wow!
403
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:50,874
['Santa Baby' plays]
404
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:52,209
Hi, Shania.
405
00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:54,795
- All right, Sabrina.
- Are you ready?
406
00:20:54,878 --> 00:20:55,921
I'm so ready.
407
00:20:56,004 --> 00:20:57,047
[audience cheers]
408
00:20:57,673 --> 00:21:02,386
♪ Santa baby
Slip a sable under the tree ♪
409
00:21:02,469 --> 00:21:03,971
♪ For me ♪
410
00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:06,807
♪ Been an awfully good girl ♪
411
00:21:06,890 --> 00:21:08,225
♪ Santa baby ♪
412
00:21:08,308 --> 00:21:11,478
♪ Hurry down the chimney tonight ♪
413
00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:13,689
[audience cheering]
414
00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:16,525
♪ Mmm, Santa baby ♪
415
00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:19,653
♪ A '54 convertible too ♪
416
00:21:19,736 --> 00:21:20,821
♪ Light blue ♪
417
00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:23,865
♪ Yeah, I'll wait up for you, dear ♪
418
00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:25,367
♪ Santa baby ♪
419
00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:28,912
♪ And hurry down the chimney tonight ♪
420
00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:30,497
[audience cheering]
421
00:21:31,665 --> 00:21:32,833
♪ Oh ♪
422
00:21:32,916 --> 00:21:36,628
♪ Think of all the fun I've missed ♪
423
00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:41,174
♪ Think of all the fellas
That I haven't kissed ♪
424
00:21:41,258 --> 00:21:45,012
♪ Well, next year I could
Be just as good ♪
425
00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:49,182
♪ If you checked off my Christmas list ♪
426
00:21:50,183 --> 00:21:51,601
♪ Santa baby ♪
427
00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:54,313
♪ I want a yacht, and really that's not ♪
428
00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:56,023
- ♪ That's it? ♪
- ♪ That's not a lot ♪
429
00:21:56,523 --> 00:21:58,734
♪ I've been an angel all year ♪
430
00:21:58,817 --> 00:22:00,319
♪ Santa baby ♪
431
00:22:00,402 --> 00:22:04,031
♪ And hurry down the chimney tonight ♪
432
00:22:06,950 --> 00:22:09,745
♪ Mmm, Santa honey ♪
433
00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:12,539
♪ One little thing I really need ♪
434
00:22:12,622 --> 00:22:13,623
♪ The deed ♪
435
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,710
♪ To a platinum mine ♪
436
00:22:16,793 --> 00:22:18,086
♪ Santa baby ♪
437
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:21,882
♪ Hurry down the chimney tonight ♪
438
00:22:21,965 --> 00:22:23,133
[audience cheering]
439
00:22:23,216 --> 00:22:24,301
[Sabrina] Sing it!
440
00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:28,930
♪ Come and trim my Christmas tree ♪
441
00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:33,310
♪ With some decorations
Bought at Tiffany ♪
442
00:22:33,393 --> 00:22:37,356
♪ I really do believe in you ♪
443
00:22:37,439 --> 00:22:42,527
♪ And let's see if you believe in me ♪
444
00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:47,115
♪ Santa baby
Forgot to mention one little thing ♪
445
00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:48,658
♪ A ring ♪
446
00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:51,244
♪ I don't mean on the phone ♪
447
00:22:51,328 --> 00:22:52,704
♪ Santa baby ♪
448
00:22:52,788 --> 00:22:56,875
- ♪ So hurry down the chimney tonight ♪
- ♪ Hey ♪
449
00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:59,961
♪ Hurry down the chimney tonight ♪
450
00:23:00,045 --> 00:23:00,879
♪ Uh-huh ♪
451
00:23:00,962 --> 00:23:05,759
- ♪ Hurry down the chimney tonight ♪
- ♪ Yes, sir ♪
452
00:23:05,842 --> 00:23:10,389
- ♪ I said hurry down the chimney tonight ♪
- ♪ Hurry ♪
453
00:23:10,472 --> 00:23:13,392
♪ Hurry down the chimney ♪
454
00:23:13,475 --> 00:23:18,897
♪ Tonight ♪
455
00:23:18,980 --> 00:23:21,983
- [song ends]
- [audience cheering and applauding]
456
00:23:29,574 --> 00:23:30,951
Shania Twain, everybody.
457
00:23:31,034 --> 00:23:33,370
[cheering and applause continues]
458
00:23:33,453 --> 00:23:35,831
[guitar gently plays 'Jingle Bells']
459
00:23:35,914 --> 00:23:38,083
- That was beautiful, Sabrina.
- So beautiful!
460
00:23:38,166 --> 00:23:39,668
Oh my God. I can't believe you're here.
461
00:23:44,381 --> 00:23:45,340
[man] Sabrina!
462
00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:46,842
Thank you, guys!
463
00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:49,845
[music fades]
464
00:23:49,928 --> 00:23:52,347
[upbeat big band music plays]
465
00:23:55,016 --> 00:23:55,892
[music fades]
466
00:23:55,976 --> 00:23:58,937
- [audience cheering and applauding]
- [feel-good music plays]
467
00:24:02,649 --> 00:24:05,569
I'm one of those girls who believes
it's better to give than receive
468
00:24:05,652 --> 00:24:06,945
when it comes to presents.
469
00:24:07,028 --> 00:24:09,114
I love to spoil my family.
470
00:24:09,197 --> 00:24:10,657
[music warps]
471
00:24:10,740 --> 00:24:13,577
{\an8}[electronic beat plays]
472
00:24:26,965 --> 00:24:28,133
[audience laughs]
473
00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:36,683
[audience laughs]
474
00:24:49,029 --> 00:24:51,615
Hey, you haven't given me anything yet.
475
00:24:51,698 --> 00:24:53,325
[nervous chuckle] Right.
476
00:25:01,875 --> 00:25:02,918
[audience laughs]
477
00:25:09,758 --> 00:25:11,092
[groans]
478
00:25:29,110 --> 00:25:30,278
[audience laughing]
479
00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:31,279
Okay.
480
00:25:39,204 --> 00:25:40,830
[audience laughs]
481
00:25:49,297 --> 00:25:51,383
So what? He just, like, hangs out?
482
00:25:51,466 --> 00:25:52,968
Yeah, when he's not at work.
483
00:25:53,051 --> 00:25:55,303
- What's his job again?
- Oh, I forget.
484
00:26:04,020 --> 00:26:06,439
Seriously, what the hell do I get him?
485
00:26:12,988 --> 00:26:14,197
[music fades]
486
00:26:15,448 --> 00:26:16,449
A phone charger.
487
00:26:17,450 --> 00:26:18,577
I love it!
488
00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:21,204
I've always needed one of these.
489
00:26:21,913 --> 00:26:23,248
You're so interesting.
490
00:26:23,790 --> 00:26:25,083
Where'd you get this?
491
00:26:26,501 --> 00:26:29,629
You're like a genius.
You're really something special, Sabrina.
492
00:26:30,213 --> 00:26:31,256
May I hug you?
493
00:26:31,339 --> 00:26:33,508
[electronic beat resumes]
494
00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:35,218
Yeah. Okay.
495
00:26:35,302 --> 00:26:38,346
You made this a really awesome Christmas.
I really care about you.
496
00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:41,099
- Honey, stop hugging my sister.
- Oh, I'm sorry about that.
497
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:44,769
♪ What the f&♪%
Do I get my brother-in-law? ♪
498
00:26:44,853 --> 00:26:47,397
- [music fades]
- [audience applauds]
499
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:49,941
['Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy' plays]
500
00:26:55,196 --> 00:26:56,573
- Hey, Sabrina.
- Yeah?
501
00:26:57,282 --> 00:27:01,286
Um, I got an idea for you.
I don't know if you're open to...
502
00:27:01,369 --> 00:27:02,203
Sure.
503
00:27:02,287 --> 00:27:04,289
{\an8}[relaxed ambient music playing]
504
00:27:08,126 --> 00:27:09,878
This is not what I usually do, so...
505
00:27:09,961 --> 00:27:11,212
- But, um, yeah.
- Okay.
506
00:27:11,296 --> 00:27:14,049
- Let me know what you're... thinking.
- Well, I'll just do it.
507
00:27:14,132 --> 00:27:16,176
- Okay, cool. Just, like, go.
- Um...
508
00:27:16,259 --> 00:27:17,093
[chuckles]
509
00:27:17,844 --> 00:27:20,055
♪ Why's everybody always lying to me? ♪
510
00:27:20,138 --> 00:27:22,015
♪ You gotta stop lying to me ♪
511
00:27:22,098 --> 00:27:24,309
♪ Everybody I know is lying to me ♪
512
00:27:24,392 --> 00:27:26,478
♪ I wish they'd stop lying to me ♪
513
00:27:28,772 --> 00:27:31,316
So, like, a... It's like a song?
514
00:27:31,399 --> 00:27:34,361
I mean, like, to me, the whole...
It's more the spirit of, like...
515
00:27:34,444 --> 00:27:35,945
♪ Why's everybody always lying to me? ♪
516
00:27:36,029 --> 00:27:36,863
Oh, the spirit.
517
00:27:36,946 --> 00:27:38,156
♪ You gotta stop lying to me ♪
518
00:27:38,239 --> 00:27:42,494
Yeah... Yeah, it's, like, less holiday maybe
than we were going...
519
00:27:42,577 --> 00:27:44,037
- Okay.
- ...for.
520
00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:46,289
The network might not get it.
521
00:27:46,373 --> 00:27:48,166
♪ The elves keep lying to me ♪
522
00:27:48,249 --> 00:27:49,376
Maybe if you say 'the elves.'
523
00:27:49,459 --> 00:27:51,211
Actually, yeah.
If you say 'the elves,' maybe.
524
00:27:51,294 --> 00:27:52,128
- Okay, cool.
- Cool.
525
00:27:52,212 --> 00:27:53,713
- I'll type something up.
- Okay.
526
00:27:53,797 --> 00:27:57,092
- What is your email?
- Let me get you my manager's info.
527
00:27:57,175 --> 00:27:59,803
- No, I'd like your personal email.
- Okay. [laughs]
528
00:27:59,886 --> 00:28:01,513
[holiday jazz plays]
529
00:28:01,596 --> 00:28:04,015
[woman]
Setting for the duet with Kali Uchis.
530
00:28:04,099 --> 00:28:06,726
- [man] All right, steady cam is up.
- [both laugh]
531
00:28:06,810 --> 00:28:08,812
[man] All right, ladies, you ready?
Here we go.
532
00:28:08,895 --> 00:28:09,729
Action.
533
00:28:09,813 --> 00:28:13,149
[audience cheering and applauding]
534
00:28:13,733 --> 00:28:15,819
['I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus' plays]
535
00:28:20,490 --> 00:28:27,080
♪ I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus ♪
536
00:28:27,163 --> 00:28:32,252
♪ Underneath the mistletoe last night ♪
537
00:28:33,878 --> 00:28:37,006
♪ She didn't see me creep ♪
538
00:28:37,090 --> 00:28:40,677
♪ Down the stairs to have a peep ♪
539
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:43,596
♪ She thought that I was tucked up ♪
540
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:46,850
♪ In my bedroom fast asleep ♪
541
00:28:46,933 --> 00:28:50,186
♪ Then I saw Mommy ♪
542
00:28:50,270 --> 00:28:54,441
♪ Tickle Santa Claus ♪
543
00:28:54,983 --> 00:29:00,864
♪ Underneath his beard so snowy white ♪
544
00:29:00,947 --> 00:29:04,492
♪ Oh, what a laugh it would've been ♪
545
00:29:04,576 --> 00:29:07,537
♪ If Daddy had only seen ♪
546
00:29:07,620 --> 00:29:14,377
♪ Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night ♪
547
00:29:15,628 --> 00:29:19,007
♪ I saw Mommy kissing ♪
548
00:29:19,090 --> 00:29:22,218
♪ Kissing, kissing Santa Claus ♪
549
00:29:22,302 --> 00:29:28,057
♪ Underneath the mistletoe last night ♪
550
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:31,770
♪ What a laugh it would have been ♪
551
00:29:31,853 --> 00:29:34,939
♪ If Daddy had only seen ♪
552
00:29:35,023 --> 00:29:41,780
♪ Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night ♪
553
00:29:41,863 --> 00:29:45,074
♪ Oh, what a laugh it would've been ♪
554
00:29:45,658 --> 00:29:48,703
♪ If Daddy had only seen ♪
555
00:29:48,787 --> 00:29:52,999
♪ Mommy kissing Santa Claus ♪
556
00:29:53,082 --> 00:29:58,213
♪ Last night ♪
557
00:29:58,296 --> 00:30:01,216
- [song ends]
- [audience cheering and applauding]
558
00:30:03,927 --> 00:30:05,512
Ho ho ho!
559
00:30:05,595 --> 00:30:06,429
[laughs]
560
00:30:06,513 --> 00:30:08,723
Ho ho ho. Ho ho ho.
561
00:30:08,807 --> 00:30:11,142
- [audience cheering and applauding]
- [phone rings]
562
00:30:11,226 --> 00:30:13,186
[man] Yo, Cratchit, what up?
563
00:30:13,269 --> 00:30:15,021
Yes, you have work tomorrow.
564
00:30:15,563 --> 00:30:17,357
Why? 'Cause it's Christmas?
565
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:19,567
What, are we 12, dude? [snarky laughter]
566
00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:21,444
No, we have content to create.
567
00:30:22,195 --> 00:30:23,363
Yeah.
568
00:30:23,446 --> 00:30:27,075
Be here at nine with a ring light
and Nobu breakfast sushi, okay?
569
00:30:27,158 --> 00:30:28,993
All right. Humbug, player.
570
00:30:29,077 --> 00:30:30,078
Adios.
571
00:30:31,538 --> 00:30:33,206
[exhales]
572
00:30:33,289 --> 00:30:34,624
[whooshing and twinkling]
573
00:30:34,707 --> 00:30:35,625
[grunts]
574
00:30:36,209 --> 00:30:37,043
[sighs]
575
00:30:37,126 --> 00:30:38,920
Wakey-wakey.
576
00:30:40,338 --> 00:30:43,758
Annie? Uh, what are you doing here?
577
00:30:43,842 --> 00:30:45,426
I'm the spirit of Ghosted Past.
578
00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:47,887
We went on five dates,
and I never heard from you again.
579
00:30:47,971 --> 00:30:51,266
- I... got really busy at work.
- Mm.
580
00:30:51,349 --> 00:30:53,685
- And then I... and then I lost my phone.
- Mm.
581
00:30:53,768 --> 00:30:55,812
No. I saw you peeping my stories.
582
00:30:55,895 --> 00:30:59,732
That's strange. That's really weird.
I gotta talk to Zuck about that.
583
00:31:00,233 --> 00:31:03,236
If you didn't want to keep seeing me,
you should've just told me.
584
00:31:03,319 --> 00:31:06,447
I really liked you.
What it was was I went out of town.
585
00:31:06,531 --> 00:31:08,825
- I went to this place with no service...
- Ugh, shut up.
586
00:31:08,908 --> 00:31:11,077
You ghosted me, and it made me feel crazy
587
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:14,122
when you're the one that couldn't handle
'an honest conversation.'
588
00:31:14,205 --> 00:31:17,876
Because telling someone
you don't wanna date them is awkward AF.
589
00:31:17,959 --> 00:31:20,336
It's worse to leave someone on read!
Learn from this!
590
00:31:20,420 --> 00:31:22,213
- [sobs]
- [audience laughing]
591
00:31:22,297 --> 00:31:23,965
[twinkling and whooshing]
592
00:31:24,048 --> 00:31:26,342
- [audience cheers and applauds]
- [coughs] Hi.
593
00:31:26,426 --> 00:31:27,510
[nervous chuckle]
594
00:31:27,594 --> 00:31:30,513
Allie. How... how'd you get in here?
595
00:31:30,597 --> 00:31:32,098
Oh, I figured out where you live
596
00:31:32,181 --> 00:31:35,560
from the breadcrumbs you left
on your TikTok for me to find.
597
00:31:35,643 --> 00:31:37,854
- What?
- Haven't heard from you in a couple days.
598
00:31:38,438 --> 00:31:42,442
And you said we were going to go see
Wicked together, so here I am.
599
00:31:43,234 --> 00:31:46,821
Right. Right. Yes.
I... I did say that, didn't I?
600
00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:48,698
I am the spirit of Ghosted Present,
601
00:31:48,781 --> 00:31:51,701
and is it just me or are you ignoring me
until I go away? [chuckles]
602
00:31:51,784 --> 00:31:54,245
Allie. It ain't even like that.
603
00:31:54,329 --> 00:31:56,623
You love bombed me for a month,
then I never heard from you.
604
00:31:56,706 --> 00:31:58,499
Is it something I did? Is it...
605
00:31:58,583 --> 00:32:00,710
It's not you. It's him.
606
00:32:01,419 --> 00:32:03,963
W... Oh my God. [chuckles] Ghosted Past?
607
00:32:04,047 --> 00:32:06,174
Wait. Oh my God. Ghosted Present.
608
00:32:06,257 --> 00:32:08,301
- I hate that we're meeting like this.
- [Allie] I know.
609
00:32:09,010 --> 00:32:10,261
[both squeal and laugh]
610
00:32:10,345 --> 00:32:12,055
- I love your bangs. They're cute.
- Thank you.
611
00:32:12,138 --> 00:32:14,098
I got them 'cause he ghosted me, so...
612
00:32:14,182 --> 00:32:15,016
[laughter]
613
00:32:15,099 --> 00:32:16,851
By the way,
you're about to get ghosted too.
614
00:32:16,935 --> 00:32:19,062
- What?!
- Ladies, ladies, please.
615
00:32:20,229 --> 00:32:21,272
I'm a good guy.
616
00:32:21,981 --> 00:32:25,318
- I'm an uncle to daughters.
- Okay, why aren't you texting me back?
617
00:32:25,401 --> 00:32:27,362
Life has been crazy.
618
00:32:27,445 --> 00:32:29,322
I mean, my boy Cratchit,
619
00:32:29,405 --> 00:32:32,450
he's got this son with a... crazy cough.
620
00:32:32,533 --> 00:32:33,701
Bob Cratchit?
621
00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:37,038
You barely pay him for editing out
your falls in your skateboard videos.
622
00:32:37,121 --> 00:32:40,375
And you invented energy-drink cologne,
so we know the money is there.
623
00:32:40,458 --> 00:32:43,044
Whatever. Get off my jock.
624
00:32:43,127 --> 00:32:44,921
- [twinkling and whooshing]
- [coughs]
625
00:32:45,004 --> 00:32:46,965
- Whoo!
- [audience cheers and applauds]
626
00:32:47,048 --> 00:32:48,383
Ebby?
627
00:32:49,050 --> 00:32:50,134
[nervous chuckle]
628
00:32:50,218 --> 00:32:52,220
Hey. Hi.
629
00:32:52,303 --> 00:32:54,597
It's Bri. From Coachella.
630
00:32:54,681 --> 00:32:56,057
The Sahara Tent.
631
00:32:56,641 --> 00:32:58,726
Right. Bri, yes.
632
00:32:58,810 --> 00:33:01,396
Hello. How is your bird?
633
00:33:01,479 --> 00:33:02,855
Oh, still sick.
634
00:33:03,481 --> 00:33:05,692
But I'm so happy
we ran into each other here.
635
00:33:05,775 --> 00:33:07,151
- [Ebby] Yeah. Me too. Hey.
- So fun.
636
00:33:07,235 --> 00:33:09,654
Yeah. Wait. Let me get your number.
637
00:33:09,737 --> 00:33:10,780
- Oh, yeah.
- What?!
638
00:33:10,863 --> 00:33:12,865
- No!
- No! No.
639
00:33:12,949 --> 00:33:14,909
- You're gonna get ghosted.
- [Bri] What?
640
00:33:14,993 --> 00:33:18,287
You're the spirit of Ghosted Future, babe.
He's not gonna change.
641
00:33:18,371 --> 00:33:21,666
But he seems so sweet. Oh.
642
00:33:21,749 --> 00:33:23,793
Ugh, I can't believe I even liked you.
643
00:33:24,419 --> 00:33:26,379
You know what? We should just hang out.
644
00:33:26,963 --> 00:33:27,922
[group] Yes!
645
00:33:28,006 --> 00:33:30,508
- Oh my God!
- [Ebby] Okay, stop, stop.
646
00:33:30,591 --> 00:33:31,926
Stop, please.
647
00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:33,803
[audience laughing]
648
00:33:33,886 --> 00:33:36,222
I've seen the errors of my ways.
649
00:33:37,056 --> 00:33:40,226
I'm gonna text back.
I'm gonna be transparent.
650
00:33:41,477 --> 00:33:45,648
And I'm gonna have honest conversations,
even if they're the difficult ones.
651
00:33:45,732 --> 00:33:46,774
[audience cheers]
652
00:33:48,151 --> 00:33:50,069
[phone dials]
653
00:33:50,153 --> 00:33:52,947
- [twinkling]
- Cratchit? Hey, hombre.
654
00:33:53,614 --> 00:33:54,741
It's Ebby Scrouge.
655
00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:59,245
You don't have to make content tomorrow.
It's Christmas!
656
00:33:59,328 --> 00:34:00,913
- [gasps]
- [audience cheers]
657
00:34:00,997 --> 00:34:03,624
It's actually no big deal.
I like girls anyway.
658
00:34:04,375 --> 00:34:06,377
Ladies, turkey leg for you.
659
00:34:06,461 --> 00:34:07,295
Oh.
660
00:34:07,837 --> 00:34:10,173
- Turkey leg for you.
- Thanks.
661
00:34:10,256 --> 00:34:11,632
Turkey leg for you.
662
00:34:11,716 --> 00:34:13,634
- Is it vegan?
- Just... just take it.
663
00:34:13,718 --> 00:34:16,012
All right. Merry Christmas!
664
00:34:16,763 --> 00:34:19,307
[group] And God bless us, every one.
665
00:34:19,390 --> 00:34:21,392
[audience cheering and applauding]
666
00:34:24,854 --> 00:34:26,397
{\an8}[ambient holiday music plays]
667
00:34:27,065 --> 00:34:28,524
[camera clicking]
668
00:34:28,608 --> 00:34:30,109
[indistinct chatter]
669
00:34:30,193 --> 00:34:32,695
My mic is also in between my butt cheeks.
670
00:34:33,196 --> 00:34:34,447
Cut the cam.
671
00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:37,492
What up? It's Nico.
672
00:34:37,575 --> 00:34:38,910
Happy holidays. [kisses]
673
00:34:38,993 --> 00:34:41,204
Shout out to Sabrina.
Thank you for having me.
674
00:34:41,287 --> 00:34:42,330
Merry Christmas.
675
00:34:43,831 --> 00:34:45,416
- [Cara] Hey, Sabrina.
- Hey, Cara.
676
00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:48,086
[Cara] Are you working on the new lyrics
for your 'Nonsense' outro?
677
00:34:48,169 --> 00:34:50,046
{\an8}[relaxed ambient music plays]
678
00:34:55,051 --> 00:34:57,470
No, and I'm kind of worried.
I'm really feeling the pressure.
679
00:34:57,553 --> 00:35:00,056
I just don't wanna, like,
disappoint the fans, you know?
680
00:35:00,139 --> 00:35:02,350
Don't worry. It's... it's easy, right?
681
00:35:02,433 --> 00:35:03,434
I've got one.
682
00:35:04,185 --> 00:35:06,813
- Gotta give a shoutout to my boy, Nick.
- Oh.
683
00:35:06,896 --> 00:35:09,190
Wouldn't let him hit it,
just the cane tip.
684
00:35:09,732 --> 00:35:12,860
Guess I stayed consistent
with my strange tricks. Right?
685
00:35:12,944 --> 00:35:14,695
- Yeah.
- No?
686
00:35:14,779 --> 00:35:18,449
- You can use it. Just give me 10%.
- It's not the worst one I've ever heard.
687
00:35:18,533 --> 00:35:20,118
- It's not the worst.
- It's not.
688
00:35:20,201 --> 00:35:22,495
- I hope I helped. Bye!
- [Sabrina laughing]
689
00:35:25,456 --> 00:35:27,917
Take the tinsel out of your hair
as soon as possible.
690
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,418
- [laughter]
- You love it.
691
00:35:29,502 --> 00:35:30,711
- I love you.
- I love you too.
692
00:35:30,795 --> 00:35:32,797
[static crackling]
693
00:35:37,093 --> 00:35:39,095
[audience cheering and applauding]
694
00:35:39,929 --> 00:35:41,931
['Last Christmas' plays]
695
00:35:48,938 --> 00:35:53,234
♪ Last Christmas, I gave you my heart ♪
696
00:35:53,317 --> 00:35:58,239
♪ But the very next day
You gave it away ♪
697
00:35:58,322 --> 00:36:02,535
♪ This year, to save me from tears ♪
698
00:36:02,618 --> 00:36:06,747
♪ I′ll give it to someone special ♪
699
00:36:07,415 --> 00:36:11,586
♪ Last Christmas, I gave you my heart ♪
700
00:36:11,669 --> 00:36:16,716
♪ But the very next day
You gave it away ♪
701
00:36:16,799 --> 00:36:21,012
♪ This year, to save me from tears ♪
702
00:36:21,095 --> 00:36:24,849
♪ I'll give it to someone special ♪
703
00:36:26,726 --> 00:36:30,855
♪ Once bitten and twice shy ♪
704
00:36:30,938 --> 00:36:35,818
♪ I keep my distance
But you still catch my eye ♪
705
00:36:35,902 --> 00:36:39,989
♪ Tell me, baby, do you recognize me? ♪
706
00:36:40,072 --> 00:36:44,952
♪ Well, it′s been a year
It doesn't surprise me ♪
707
00:36:45,036 --> 00:36:49,081
♪ 'Merry Christmas'
I wrapped it up and sent it ♪
708
00:36:49,165 --> 00:36:53,628
♪ With a note saying 'I love you'
I meant it ♪
709
00:36:53,711 --> 00:36:57,632
♪ Now I know what a fool I've been ♪
710
00:36:57,715 --> 00:37:02,887
♪ But if you kissed me now
I know you′d fool me again ♪
711
00:37:02,970 --> 00:37:06,933
♪ Last Christmas, I gave you my heart ♪
712
00:37:07,016 --> 00:37:12,146
♪ But the very next day
You gave it away ♪
713
00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:16,359
♪ This year, to save me from tears ♪
714
00:37:16,442 --> 00:37:20,404
♪ I′ll give it to someone special ♪
715
00:37:21,739 --> 00:37:26,160
♪ A crowded room
Friends with tired eyes ♪
716
00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:31,082
♪ I′m hiding from you
And your soul of ice ♪
717
00:37:31,165 --> 00:37:35,169
♪ My God
I thought you were someone to rely on ♪
718
00:37:35,253 --> 00:37:39,465
♪ Me? I guess I was a shoulder to cry on ♪
719
00:37:39,548 --> 00:37:43,844
♪ A face on a lover
With a fire in his heart ♪
720
00:37:43,928 --> 00:37:50,935
♪ A man under cover
But you tore me apart ♪
721
00:37:51,018 --> 00:37:52,728
♪ Ooh ♪
722
00:37:52,812 --> 00:37:55,106
♪ Now I've found a real love ♪
723
00:37:55,189 --> 00:37:58,192
♪ You′ll never fool me again ♪
724
00:37:58,276 --> 00:38:02,405
♪ Last Christmas, I gave you my heart ♪
725
00:38:02,488 --> 00:38:07,493
♪ But the very next day
You gave it away ♪
726
00:38:07,576 --> 00:38:11,789
♪ This year, to save me from tears ♪
727
00:38:11,872 --> 00:38:16,544
♪ I'll give it to someone special ♪
728
00:38:16,627 --> 00:38:20,423
♪ Last Christmas, I gave you my heart ♪
729
00:38:20,506 --> 00:38:25,386
♪ But the very next day
You gave it away ♪
730
00:38:25,469 --> 00:38:30,308
♪ And this year, to save me from tears ♪
731
00:38:30,391 --> 00:38:33,519
♪ I′ll give it to someone special ♪
732
00:38:33,602 --> 00:38:38,065
♪ I′ll give it to someone ♪
733
00:38:39,525 --> 00:38:41,485
♪ Special ♪
734
00:38:41,986 --> 00:38:46,365
♪ I′ll give it to someone special ♪
735
00:38:46,449 --> 00:38:48,534
♪ Special ♪
736
00:38:48,617 --> 00:38:49,910
Maybe next year.
737
00:38:49,994 --> 00:38:51,037
Maybe.
738
00:38:53,497 --> 00:38:57,251
♪ A face on a lover
With a fire in his heart ♪
739
00:38:57,335 --> 00:39:00,338
- ♪ Made you mine ♪
- ♪ A man under cover ♪
740
00:39:00,421 --> 00:39:04,967
♪ But you tore him apart ♪
741
00:39:07,178 --> 00:39:09,513
♪ I'll give it to someone ♪
742
00:39:09,597 --> 00:39:14,226
♪ I'll give it to someone special ♪
743
00:39:14,310 --> 00:39:16,854
- [audience cheering and applauding]
- [laughing]
744
00:39:19,774 --> 00:39:21,650
[laughing]
745
00:39:24,695 --> 00:39:26,864
- [whimsical music playing]
- [camera clicking]
746
00:39:47,551 --> 00:39:50,679
- [music fades]
- [magical twinkling]
747
00:39:55,643 --> 00:39:57,645
['Cindy Lou Who' plays]
748
00:39:59,980 --> 00:40:04,026
♪ I saw you laughing
In one of his pictures ♪
749
00:40:04,110 --> 00:40:08,406
♪ But you'll be the one
With his ring on your finger ♪
750
00:40:08,489 --> 00:40:12,785
♪ There's red and green everywhere
But I'm so blue ♪
751
00:40:12,868 --> 00:40:15,871
♪ Cindy Lou Who ♪
752
00:40:16,997 --> 00:40:21,377
♪ Maybe he met you
Somewhere in the desert ♪
753
00:40:21,460 --> 00:40:25,256
♪ While he was soul-searching
He found someone better ♪
754
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:30,261
♪ Guess you make him happy
Like I couldn't do ♪
755
00:40:30,344 --> 00:40:33,180
♪ Cindy Lou Who ♪
756
00:40:36,392 --> 00:40:39,937
♪ With your hair so long, lips so red ♪
757
00:40:40,813 --> 00:40:44,108
♪ Maybe we met once, I forget ♪
758
00:40:45,067 --> 00:40:47,778
♪ Scrolling five years back
I'm obsessed ♪
759
00:40:47,862 --> 00:40:51,782
♪ Breaking my heart
'Tis the season, I guess ♪
760
00:40:53,993 --> 00:40:56,287
[melancholy piano and violin playing]
761
00:41:13,387 --> 00:41:16,682
♪ With your hair so long, lips so red ♪
762
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:21,020
♪ If you're waking up now in his old bed ♪
763
00:41:21,979 --> 00:41:23,439
♪ At his family's house ♪
764
00:41:23,522 --> 00:41:25,941
♪ Know that you're just
Breaking my heart ♪
765
00:41:26,025 --> 00:41:28,736
♪ 'Tis the season, I guess ♪
766
00:41:30,571 --> 00:41:35,117
♪ The snow's gonna fall
And the tree's gonna glisten ♪
767
00:41:35,201 --> 00:41:39,538
♪ And I'm gonna puke
At the thought of you kissin' ♪
768
00:41:39,622 --> 00:41:43,959
♪ The boy who I love
Is now in love with you ♪
769
00:41:44,043 --> 00:41:46,962
♪ Cindy Lou Who ♪
770
00:41:48,297 --> 00:41:53,219
♪ I told all my friends
They said it can't be true ♪
771
00:41:53,302 --> 00:41:57,181
♪ Cindy Lou Who ♪
772
00:41:57,264 --> 00:41:59,683
- [song ends]
- [audience cheering and applauding]
773
00:42:01,810 --> 00:42:03,062
Good night, everybody.
774
00:42:06,232 --> 00:42:09,610
You didn't think I was gonna leave you
crying on Christmas, did you?
775
00:42:09,693 --> 00:42:10,569
[audience cheers]
776
00:42:10,653 --> 00:42:11,487
[laughs]
777
00:42:11,570 --> 00:42:13,948
[audience cheering and applauding]
778
00:42:14,031 --> 00:42:15,366
- [whoosh]
- [audience cheers]
779
00:42:15,449 --> 00:42:17,701
Wait. Missing something.
780
00:42:17,785 --> 00:42:18,994
[snaps fingers, gasps]
781
00:42:19,078 --> 00:42:20,204
[audience cheers]
782
00:42:20,287 --> 00:42:21,121
Hit it!
783
00:42:21,205 --> 00:42:23,207
['A Nonsense Christmas' plays]
784
00:42:28,837 --> 00:42:31,340
♪ It's the holiday remix ♪
785
00:42:33,551 --> 00:42:36,971
♪ Think I only want you
Under my mistletoe ♪
786
00:42:37,054 --> 00:42:40,182
♪ I might change your contact
To 'Has a huge North Pole' ♪
787
00:42:40,266 --> 00:42:43,852
♪ You said you like my stockings
Better on the floor ♪
788
00:42:43,936 --> 00:42:47,273
♪ Boy, I've been a bad girl
I guess I'm gettin' coal ♪
789
00:42:47,815 --> 00:42:51,193
♪ Let me come warm you up
You've been out in the snow ♪
790
00:42:51,277 --> 00:42:54,613
♪ Baby, my tongue goes numb
Sounds like 'ho ho ho' ♪
791
00:42:54,697 --> 00:42:58,117
♪ I don't want Santa's elves
Underneath this ol' tree ♪
792
00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:01,537
♪ Here's a little carol I wrote
It's about you and me ♪
793
00:43:01,620 --> 00:43:03,747
♪ You're my wish list ♪
794
00:43:03,831 --> 00:43:07,084
♪ Lookin' at you
Got me thinking Christmas ♪
795
00:43:07,167 --> 00:43:10,379
♪ Snowflakes in my stomach
When we're kissin' ♪
796
00:43:10,462 --> 00:43:14,633
♪ And when you're comin' down the chimney
Oh, it feels so good ♪
797
00:43:14,717 --> 00:43:17,469
♪ I need that Charles Dickens ♪
798
00:43:17,553 --> 00:43:20,973
♪ You'll be Santa Claus and I'll be Mrs. ♪
799
00:43:21,056 --> 00:43:24,435
♪ I'll take you for a ride
I'll be your vixen ♪
800
00:43:24,518 --> 00:43:27,229
♪ I don't even know
I'm talkin' Christmas ♪
801
00:43:27,313 --> 00:43:28,981
♪ I'm talkin', I'm talkin' ♪
802
00:43:29,064 --> 00:43:32,443
♪ I'm talkin' deckin' all the halls
Spikin' eggnog ♪
803
00:43:33,152 --> 00:43:35,904
♪ Opposite of small
I'm talkin' big snowballs ♪
804
00:43:35,988 --> 00:43:39,366
♪ You got a new toy for me
I'm out here trimmin' the tree ♪
805
00:43:39,450 --> 00:43:42,953
♪ I caught that holiday glee
My true love gave it to me ♪
806
00:43:43,037 --> 00:43:46,498
♪ Let me come warm you up
You been out in the snow ♪
807
00:43:46,582 --> 00:43:49,793
♪ Baby, my tongue goes numb
It sounds like 'ho ho ho' ♪
808
00:43:49,877 --> 00:43:53,339
♪ And I don't want Santa's elves
Underneath this ol' tree ♪
809
00:43:53,422 --> 00:43:56,800
♪ Here's a lil' carol I wrote
It's about you and me ♪
810
00:43:56,884 --> 00:43:58,469
♪ You're my wish list ♪
811
00:43:59,053 --> 00:44:02,306
♪ Lookin' at you
Got me thinking Christmas ♪
812
00:44:02,389 --> 00:44:05,643
♪ Snowflakes in my stomach
When we're kissin' ♪
813
00:44:05,726 --> 00:44:09,605
♪ And when you're comin' down the chimney
Oh, it feels so good ♪
814
00:44:09,688 --> 00:44:12,775
♪ I need that Charles Dickens ♪
815
00:44:12,858 --> 00:44:16,028
♪ You'll be Santa Claus and I'll be Mrs. ♪
816
00:44:16,111 --> 00:44:19,740
♪ I'll take you for a ride
I'll be your vixen ♪
817
00:44:19,823 --> 00:44:22,534
♪ I don't even know
I'm talkin' Christmas ♪
818
00:44:22,618 --> 00:44:25,162
♪ I'm talkin', I'm talkin', I'm talkin' ♪
819
00:44:25,245 --> 00:44:27,373
[electric guitar solo]
820
00:44:27,456 --> 00:44:29,416
[audience cheering]
821
00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:31,251
[Sabrina laughs]
822
00:44:31,335 --> 00:44:32,169
Whoo!
823
00:44:40,511 --> 00:44:43,889
♪ Look at all these presents
That's a big sack ♪
824
00:44:43,972 --> 00:44:46,934
♪ Boy, that package
Is too big to gift-wrap ♪
825
00:44:47,017 --> 00:44:50,562
♪ Woke up this morning
Thought I'd write a 'Chrismash' ♪
826
00:44:50,646 --> 00:44:53,065
♪ How quickly can you build a snowman? ♪
827
00:44:54,149 --> 00:44:57,277
♪ Well, here we are
My special at its ending ♪
828
00:44:57,778 --> 00:45:00,864
♪ Love you all
And thank you for attending ♪
829
00:45:00,948 --> 00:45:04,284
♪ I can't believe
I kept it family-'friendling' ♪
830
00:45:04,368 --> 00:45:06,161
- [chuckles]
- [audience cheers]
831
00:45:06,245 --> 00:45:07,871
Aw. Thanks.
832
00:45:07,955 --> 00:45:09,206
[vibrating]
833
00:45:09,289 --> 00:45:10,290
Oh! [laughs]
834
00:45:10,374 --> 00:45:11,542
[awkward chuckle]
835
00:45:11,625 --> 00:45:13,669
Oh, a massager. Thank you!
836
00:45:15,170 --> 00:45:16,004
Wow!
837
00:45:17,047 --> 00:45:19,174
The Christmas spirit is so
838
00:45:19,842 --> 00:45:21,051
infectious.
839
00:45:22,177 --> 00:45:27,015
We did it all. Fire juggling,
lion wrestling, a live on-camera birth.
840
00:45:27,099 --> 00:45:29,393
Some of this stuff
may have been cut out for time,
841
00:45:29,476 --> 00:45:31,854
but truly, this has been such a dream.
842
00:45:31,937 --> 00:45:34,022
Thank you to all my guests
for being a part of it.
843
00:45:34,106 --> 00:45:35,941
Thank you to you for being a part of it.
844
00:45:36,024 --> 00:45:38,944
Merry Christmas to all,
and to all, a good night.
845
00:45:39,445 --> 00:45:40,988
Love, Sabrina Claus.
846
00:45:41,071 --> 00:45:42,823
[audience cheering]
847
00:45:58,756 --> 00:46:00,758
[audience cheering]
848
00:46:11,185 --> 00:46:12,144
[song fades]
849
00:46:12,644 --> 00:46:14,062
{\an8}[whimsical music plays]
850
00:46:14,146 --> 00:46:17,191
They told me I could have
an unlimited budget as long as I go viral,
851
00:46:17,274 --> 00:46:19,401
so I'm gonna break the set just to do it.
852
00:46:20,944 --> 00:46:22,905
[man] Reset! Reset! No, no, no!
853
00:46:24,948 --> 00:46:28,327
Well, we should do that
one more time. [laughs]
854
00:46:28,410 --> 00:46:29,244
[beep]
855
00:46:31,038 --> 00:46:32,206
Whoa!
856
00:46:32,289 --> 00:46:33,165
[laughs]
857
00:46:33,248 --> 00:46:38,504
♪ It's the ho ho ho-iest special of all ♪
858
00:46:40,088 --> 00:46:41,715
♪ The prompter stopped working ♪
859
00:46:41,799 --> 00:46:43,842
♪ So we have to start over ♪
860
00:46:43,926 --> 00:46:44,802
[music deflates]
861
00:46:44,885 --> 00:46:47,846
{\an8}Gotta stay consistent
with my strange tricks.
862
00:46:48,514 --> 00:46:52,184
[laughs heartily]
863
00:46:53,060 --> 00:46:54,394
- Yeah.
- No?
864
00:46:54,478 --> 00:46:55,479
You can use it.
865
00:46:55,562 --> 00:46:58,690
- I'm not using that. [laughs]
- It's coming. I just needed to...
866
00:46:58,774 --> 00:46:59,817
- Oh, it's coming.
- Yeah.
867
00:46:59,900 --> 00:47:01,902
- I've used that, so...
- [laughs]
868
00:47:01,985 --> 00:47:03,779
{\an8}[whimsical music playing]
869
00:47:03,862 --> 00:47:05,030
You look so beautiful.
870
00:47:05,113 --> 00:47:07,449
[Chappell] I look so... straight.
871
00:47:07,991 --> 00:47:09,868
- You look so straight?!
- [Chappell laughs]
872
00:47:11,870 --> 00:47:14,206
- Did you...
- [man] Here we go!
873
00:47:14,748 --> 00:47:16,416
- Three...
- No. Don't say that.
874
00:47:16,500 --> 00:47:18,001
- Not now!
- Not now.
875
00:47:18,085 --> 00:47:18,961
{\an8}[both laughing]
876
00:47:19,044 --> 00:47:21,004
{\an8}[man] All right, ladies, you ready?
Here we go.
877
00:47:22,631 --> 00:47:24,883
This is not my... you know, my typical...
878
00:47:24,967 --> 00:47:26,426
- Oh, whoa.
- Let me take it again.
879
00:47:26,510 --> 00:47:27,761
[laughing]
880
00:47:28,428 --> 00:47:31,139
{\an8}♪ Look at me
I'm hanging with Meg Stalter ♪
881
00:47:31,682 --> 00:47:34,142
♪ I like being naked and having sex ♪
882
00:47:34,226 --> 00:47:36,186
♪ I like having sex naked ♪
883
00:47:36,687 --> 00:47:37,855
♪ During sex ♪
884
00:47:37,938 --> 00:47:40,774
I think I should be in,
um, one of the songs.
885
00:47:40,858 --> 00:47:42,484
[laughter]
886
00:47:42,568 --> 00:47:44,361
{\an8}How do you appear out the mist again?
887
00:47:44,444 --> 00:47:45,279
[laughs]
888
00:47:46,071 --> 00:47:47,447
[laughter]
889
00:47:48,198 --> 00:47:51,493
{\an8}♪ Love to don my super gay apparel ♪
890
00:47:51,577 --> 00:47:54,788
When you say something's gay, do you know
what you're saying? Knock it off.
891
00:47:54,872 --> 00:47:55,706
[music deflates]
892
00:47:56,415 --> 00:47:57,291
And that's true.
893
00:47:57,958 --> 00:47:59,084
{\an8}♪ Please ♪
894
00:47:59,167 --> 00:48:00,752
{\an8}♪ Please, please ♪
895
00:48:00,836 --> 00:48:02,588
♪ Don't prove I'm right ♪
896
00:48:02,671 --> 00:48:05,674
- Should I be singing...
- ♪ Don't prove I'm right ♪
897
00:48:05,757 --> 00:48:08,635
Did you guys hear? I sounded
kinda like Sabrina. Right? No one?
898
00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:11,179
{\an8}- [Shania] We've been married 400 years.
- Yeah.
899
00:48:11,263 --> 00:48:14,641
And after the first hundred,
we agreed to be
900
00:48:15,809 --> 00:48:16,810
separate.
901
00:48:18,353 --> 00:48:19,187
Wait, what?
902
00:48:19,271 --> 00:48:20,397
[laughter]
903
00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:24,318
Yeah, and after the first hundred,
we agreed to be separate. Open!
904
00:48:24,401 --> 00:48:27,029
- Just tickle your Elmo.
- Open. Open. [laughs]
905
00:48:27,613 --> 00:48:29,573
Ho ho ho.
906
00:48:29,656 --> 00:48:31,158
Can't even say that anymore.
907
00:48:31,867 --> 00:48:33,952
{\an8}♪ Santa baby ♪
908
00:48:34,036 --> 00:48:35,829
{\an8}♪ Slip a stable under... ♪
909
00:48:35,913 --> 00:48:37,581
- ♪ Not a stable ♪
- [laughs]
910
00:48:37,664 --> 00:48:39,166
♪ Let's do that again ♪
911
00:48:39,249 --> 00:48:40,834
{\an8}[holiday hip-hop rhythm plays]
912
00:48:40,918 --> 00:48:42,377
And that's Christmas.
913
00:48:42,461 --> 00:48:43,795
And that's Christmas.
914
00:48:44,755 --> 00:48:46,340
- [music fades]
- [twinkling]
915
00:48:46,423 --> 00:48:47,674
[Sabrina] Fuck.
916
00:48:47,758 --> 00:48:50,344
[melody of 'A Nonsense Christmas' plays]