1 00:00:10,427 --> 00:00:15,140 Luck is just when preparation meets opportunity. 2 00:00:15,223 --> 00:00:19,811 You gotta hustle until your idols become your rivals, 'kay? 3 00:00:19,894 --> 00:00:22,689 Pain is just weakness leaving the body. 4 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:44,210 Oh! Oh, my God. 5 00:00:44,294 --> 00:00:47,005 Baby, what are all of Tallulah's PR packages doing here? 6 00:00:47,088 --> 00:00:50,341 Oh, yeah, I was just tidying up, and then I thought, like, hey, 7 00:00:50,425 --> 00:00:52,385 I'm gonna finally put this shelf up. 8 00:00:52,469 --> 00:00:55,221 But I don't think our house has any studs. 9 00:00:55,305 --> 00:00:58,224 We have one stud. You with the hammer. 10 00:00:58,308 --> 00:01:00,518 -No, this is a level. -Okay. 11 00:01:00,602 --> 00:01:02,437 But really, baby, when's Tallulah coming to get all this shit? 12 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:04,105 -Like, it's out of control. -I know. 13 00:01:04,188 --> 00:01:06,691 She's spending all weekend in Mar Vista with Tessa. 14 00:01:06,775 --> 00:01:08,902 Like, who lives on the West Side? 15 00:01:08,985 --> 00:01:10,820 I mean, when I first moved to LA, 16 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:13,281 I lived in Santa Monica. It's actually pretty nice. 17 00:01:13,364 --> 00:01:15,825 Ugh, chill culture is so annoying to me. 18 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:18,036 You can't all be lifeguards. 19 00:01:18,119 --> 00:01:19,537 I kind of hate the beach. 20 00:01:19,621 --> 00:01:21,998 It's like, sand is just dirt, and we're all... 21 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:23,541 ...pretending that it's not. 22 00:01:27,587 --> 00:01:29,464 I like pools, though. 23 00:01:29,547 --> 00:01:32,383 Maybe for Christmas, we could go somewhere with a pool, 24 00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:35,053 and then we don't even have to wash our feet. 25 00:01:35,136 --> 00:01:37,055 We're rich now, or...? 26 00:01:38,348 --> 00:01:41,476 Maybe, if today goes well. I mean, I don't wanna jinx it, but... 27 00:01:41,559 --> 00:01:42,644 Hm. 28 00:01:44,145 --> 00:01:45,563 -Hey, are you-- -Could you just get the door? 29 00:01:45,646 --> 00:01:47,065 Yeah. 30 00:01:48,608 --> 00:01:50,151 You're good for tonight, right? 31 00:01:50,235 --> 00:01:51,444 -Yeah. -For dinner? 32 00:01:51,527 --> 00:01:52,862 I was thinking to make chicken and potatoes, 33 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:54,864 -just keep it simple and... -Yeah, perfect. 34 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:56,533 -Yeah. -Okay, thanks. 35 00:01:56,616 --> 00:01:58,326 Okay. See you later. 36 00:01:58,408 --> 00:02:00,745 -Is this good? -Yeah, it looks amazing. 37 00:02:00,829 --> 00:02:02,789 Yeah, I'm trying to make, like, clusters. 38 00:02:02,872 --> 00:02:03,957 -No, that's perfect. -Okay. 39 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:05,083 It looks very French. Yeah. 40 00:02:05,166 --> 00:02:07,335 It's insane that Antoine is coming here. 41 00:02:07,418 --> 00:02:11,005 I know, to our dumb piece-of-shit office? I mean, this place is a fuckin' dump. 42 00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:14,342 I'm sweating through my shirt already. I'm wearing men's fucking deodorant. 43 00:02:14,425 --> 00:02:17,428 Yeah, I'm so nervous. I've been doing Duolingo French so much, 44 00:02:17,512 --> 00:02:19,430 I'm having, like, sex dreams about the owl. 45 00:02:19,514 --> 00:02:21,099 I feel like I'm, like, waking up with feathers in my mouth. 46 00:02:21,182 --> 00:02:22,976 Did you see the client photos Alyssa put up? 47 00:02:23,059 --> 00:02:25,895 It's like a literal shrine to CamiliaTK. 48 00:02:25,978 --> 00:02:28,231 Why did she use Tallulah's fucking Ritz photo? 49 00:02:28,314 --> 00:02:30,066 If that's the only photo that Antoine sees, 50 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:31,985 she has no shot at the Formé dinner. 51 00:02:32,067 --> 00:02:34,112 Oh! Great, little clusters. 52 00:02:34,195 --> 00:02:36,281 Hey, you two. Twinning! 53 00:02:36,364 --> 00:02:38,158 -Cute. -Oh! 54 00:02:38,867 --> 00:02:39,909 Oh, my God, he's here. 55 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:40,827 Oh. 56 00:02:41,703 --> 00:02:42,537 You. 57 00:02:42,620 --> 00:02:45,373 Handsome, go get him. Go, go let him in. 58 00:02:45,456 --> 00:02:48,501 Okay, remember. Big smiles. 59 00:02:48,585 --> 00:02:51,462 Warmth, courtesy. Poise. 60 00:02:51,546 --> 00:02:53,006 -Okay, places, everyone. -Is that me? 61 00:02:53,089 --> 00:02:54,257 -Did I? Did you? -No, you're good. Do I have-- 62 00:02:54,340 --> 00:02:55,550 -No, no, no, we're good. -Good. 63 00:03:03,266 --> 00:03:04,642 Coo-coos! 64 00:03:04,726 --> 00:03:06,269 Oh! Coo-coo! 65 00:03:06,352 --> 00:03:08,271 -Alyssa, mwah. -Mwah. 66 00:03:08,353 --> 00:03:09,772 Alyssa, Geoffrey. Geoffrey, Alyssa. 67 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:10,940 -Coo-coo. -Coo-coo. 68 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:14,903 Wow, look at this. It's so cute. 69 00:03:14,986 --> 00:03:16,946 -Your own little empire. -Right? 70 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:18,740 Alyssa, all grown up. 71 00:03:18,823 --> 00:03:20,158 -Mm. -So... 72 00:03:21,117 --> 00:03:23,620 Everyone is talking about the Formé dinner. 73 00:03:23,703 --> 00:03:27,624 You know, when I parted ways with Harper Bazaar, 74 00:03:27,707 --> 00:03:31,586 people thought, "What will I do? He is so toxic!" 75 00:03:31,669 --> 00:03:35,590 And so, I say, I will throw a dinner with a few of my pretty friends. 76 00:03:35,673 --> 00:03:38,468 And every year, it gets a little bigger, then bigger. 77 00:03:38,551 --> 00:03:40,929 And now, people seem to care. 78 00:03:41,012 --> 00:03:43,180 Yeah, I think people seem to care. 79 00:03:44,140 --> 00:03:46,768 -How's it going? -Well, I'm still booking. 80 00:03:46,851 --> 00:03:48,603 Still pairing talent with designers. 81 00:03:48,686 --> 00:03:50,521 You know who'd be perfect for the dinner? 82 00:03:50,605 --> 00:03:53,441 -CamiliaTK. -Oh, the big face. 83 00:03:53,524 --> 00:03:55,442 -Geoffrey, do you recognize? -No. 84 00:03:55,526 --> 00:03:56,903 -No? -Mm. 85 00:03:56,986 --> 00:03:59,614 Wait, this girl with the cracker. 86 00:03:59,697 --> 00:04:01,241 -Oh. -Why do I know her? 87 00:04:01,324 --> 00:04:03,660 Wow, she love the cracker. 88 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:05,536 She really love the cracker. 89 00:04:05,620 --> 00:04:07,956 -Camilia loves the cracker. -Ooh, and it's so red. 90 00:04:08,039 --> 00:04:09,540 -Should I? -Yes, go. 91 00:04:09,624 --> 00:04:11,251 -You know, Camilia-- -It's bag thief girl. 92 00:04:11,334 --> 00:04:12,752 Geoffrey, you showed me her video. 93 00:04:12,835 --> 00:04:13,670 What's her name? 94 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:16,798 Oh, that's Tallulah Stiel. 95 00:04:18,257 --> 00:04:19,801 I'm Maia Simsbury, her manager. 96 00:04:19,884 --> 00:04:22,720 Ah! But you are like a mini-Alyssa. 97 00:04:23,846 --> 00:04:25,390 It's like little nesting dolls. 98 00:04:26,182 --> 00:04:30,019 I wonder if I pop off your head, is there a tinier version of you inside? 99 00:04:31,688 --> 00:04:33,356 Maia is my protégé. 100 00:04:33,439 --> 00:04:35,233 -Ah! -I just wanna say, 101 00:04:35,316 --> 00:04:38,611 Tallulah is obsessed with the Formé dinner. 102 00:04:38,695 --> 00:04:39,696 As am I. 103 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:42,407 I will never forget when I was in eighth grade and Cara Delevingne 104 00:04:42,490 --> 00:04:45,034 was photographed on the carpet before the dinner 105 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:48,997 with her eyebrows, and she single-handedly brought huge eyebrows back. 106 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:52,375 I was like, thank God. Do mustaches next. 107 00:04:52,457 --> 00:04:56,212 I remember, I tell Cara, I say, "One look at you, 108 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:57,964 people will stop plucking forever." 109 00:04:58,047 --> 00:04:59,257 And you're so right. 110 00:04:59,340 --> 00:05:02,176 I think I also said steal from the best. 111 00:05:02,260 --> 00:05:04,721 Like Balenciaga, yes? 112 00:05:04,804 --> 00:05:06,681 -Ah. -Geoffrey? 113 00:05:06,764 --> 00:05:08,391 -Oui? -Set up a meeting 114 00:05:08,474 --> 00:05:10,476 with Maia Simsbury and bag thief today. 115 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:12,061 -D'accord. -Oh, wow! 116 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:13,730 Go, girl. 117 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:15,815 Antoine, do you wanna go have a little chat in my office? 118 00:05:15,898 --> 00:05:18,609 I'd love to tell you the rest of our client roster. 119 00:05:18,693 --> 00:05:20,570 -Of course. -Right this way. 120 00:05:20,653 --> 00:05:22,196 Do you have any water, Alyssa? 121 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:24,032 -Water? -With cucumber or... 122 00:05:34,375 --> 00:05:37,628 It's Tallulah. Can't get to the phone right now, bitch. Just text me. 123 00:05:37,712 --> 00:05:39,756 Bitch, pick up your fucking phone. 124 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:42,884 Our lives are going to change in a huge way. 125 00:05:52,602 --> 00:05:53,686 Oh. 126 00:05:54,687 --> 00:05:55,813 Here, we need to get a selfie, 127 00:05:55,897 --> 00:05:57,774 -'cause my dad is gonna die. -Yes! 128 00:05:57,857 --> 00:05:59,859 How is your dad, by the way? 129 00:05:59,942 --> 00:06:01,694 Good, he and my mom are in London right now, 130 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:03,613 -on like a big anniversary trip. -Oh. 131 00:06:03,696 --> 00:06:05,323 He is, like, addicted to CoolSculpting. 132 00:06:05,406 --> 00:06:07,700 -Thank you. -And you tell him Dr. Ghasiri 133 00:06:07,784 --> 00:06:09,702 loved the signed poster of Noah's Arkansas. 134 00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:11,412 -Of course. -Loves. 135 00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:12,872 Ah! Ch-Ch-Ch-Charlie! 136 00:06:12,955 --> 00:06:14,207 -Stop. Stop. -Ch-Ch-Ch-Charlie. 137 00:06:14,332 --> 00:06:16,250 -Charlie Cohen! -Shut up. Shut the fuck up. 138 00:06:16,334 --> 00:06:17,919 -Shut the fuck up. Like, stop. -Are you okay? 139 00:06:18,002 --> 00:06:19,212 -Are you serious? -Let's whisper. 140 00:06:19,295 --> 00:06:20,463 You have nothing to be ashamed of. 141 00:06:20,546 --> 00:06:22,924 -I'm not ashamed, but just, let's-- -A hair transplant is maintenance. 142 00:06:23,007 --> 00:06:24,634 Are you ashamed of, like, brushing your teeth 143 00:06:24,717 --> 00:06:26,803 -in the morning? -Yes, that's why I do it alone 144 00:06:26,886 --> 00:06:28,388 in my bathroom, not in a room 145 00:06:28,471 --> 00:06:30,890 full of every senior vice president of Netflix. 146 00:06:30,973 --> 00:06:33,393 Well, I know you've been feeling down. 147 00:06:33,476 --> 00:06:35,353 That's why sometimes you just gotta take a little hair from the back... 148 00:06:35,436 --> 00:06:36,813 And put it in the front. 149 00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:37,980 That's what I'm saying. 150 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:41,109 And I have a little surprise for you that'll cheer you up. 151 00:06:41,192 --> 00:06:42,276 Check your texts. 152 00:06:43,444 --> 00:06:45,154 Bitch. 153 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:47,323 Mimi Rush eats shit on stage? 154 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:49,575 Ew! No, Charlie, she fell. 155 00:06:49,659 --> 00:06:51,327 I couldn't watch it 'cause I get empathy pain 156 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:52,954 so let me know when you go, 'cause I'm gonna... 157 00:06:53,037 --> 00:06:54,956 You know, I've always thought driving was immoral. 158 00:06:55,039 --> 00:06:57,457 Thank you to the birthday boy for giving me a sh-- 159 00:06:59,919 --> 00:07:01,170 That's so-- 160 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:02,880 -I can't. -Oh, my God. 161 00:07:02,964 --> 00:07:05,633 It hurts so much to smile right now but I can't stop. 162 00:07:05,716 --> 00:07:08,428 -Thank you. I love you. -I love you. 163 00:07:08,511 --> 00:07:10,304 Would you like a hoodie and sunglasses? 164 00:07:10,388 --> 00:07:11,597 -They're free. -See this? 165 00:07:11,681 --> 00:07:12,807 I can't stop winning. 166 00:07:15,768 --> 00:07:16,769 Hi. 167 00:07:16,853 --> 00:07:20,231 -Hi! -Welcome home. 168 00:07:20,314 --> 00:07:22,191 -I missed you. -Maia, Maia, Maia. 169 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:25,153 Hi. Finally. 170 00:07:25,236 --> 00:07:27,530 How was your guys' weekend away? 171 00:07:27,613 --> 00:07:30,116 -So good. -Well, it wasn't really a weekend away. 172 00:07:30,199 --> 00:07:32,284 We were just at my place in Mar Vista, 173 00:07:32,368 --> 00:07:34,745 which is LA. 174 00:07:34,829 --> 00:07:37,457 Yeah. No, technically, of course. 175 00:07:37,540 --> 00:07:40,710 So, Antoine meeting! 176 00:07:41,711 --> 00:07:43,546 -So insane, right? -Yeah. 177 00:07:43,629 --> 00:07:46,507 If he likes you-- and he will-- can you imagine it? 178 00:07:46,591 --> 00:07:48,634 You, me, New York. 179 00:07:48,718 --> 00:07:51,095 You getting fitted by a fucking Parisian stylist? 180 00:07:51,179 --> 00:07:52,346 It's so cool! 181 00:07:53,222 --> 00:07:56,558 I don't know, Maia. I'm honestly-- I'm really tired from this weekend. 182 00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:59,437 You're tired from vacation? 183 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:01,439 Well, it wasn't just like vacation. 184 00:08:01,522 --> 00:08:04,317 Like, it was a lot of driving, 185 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:07,403 and like, I don't know if I'm up for it right now. 186 00:08:08,237 --> 00:08:09,822 -Are you insane? -What? 187 00:08:09,906 --> 00:08:13,034 This is like a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. 188 00:08:13,117 --> 00:08:16,287 Yeah. I just think that we need to be smart 189 00:08:16,370 --> 00:08:20,082 about, like, my next move, 'cause like, you know? 190 00:08:21,292 --> 00:08:23,461 Ritz was a flop, Maia. It was embarrassing. 191 00:08:23,544 --> 00:08:24,879 -Excuse me? -What? 192 00:08:24,962 --> 00:08:26,881 -Ritz was not a flop, okay? -Yes, it was. 193 00:08:26,964 --> 00:08:28,966 I'm sorry I made you 100k. 194 00:08:29,759 --> 00:08:31,594 We were just talking about my next steps, 195 00:08:31,677 --> 00:08:33,261 and, like, think it's a good idea to, like, 196 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:36,057 slow down and take a breath. 197 00:08:36,140 --> 00:08:38,683 -"We"? -I was just telling Tully. 198 00:08:38,768 --> 00:08:40,311 -Yeah. -Like, in my line of work, 199 00:08:40,394 --> 00:08:42,813 you have to pause before you make a big move, right? 200 00:08:42,897 --> 00:08:44,815 -Yeah. -It's like, shit doesn't meet code, 201 00:08:44,899 --> 00:08:46,484 -you get mold in the walls... -Right. 202 00:08:46,567 --> 00:08:48,069 ...and then you're screwed, you know? 203 00:08:48,152 --> 00:08:49,612 It's like, you don't wanna rush it. 204 00:08:49,695 --> 00:08:51,405 -Measure twice. -Cut once. 205 00:08:51,489 --> 00:08:52,782 -It's due diligence. -Yeah. 206 00:08:52,865 --> 00:08:54,492 I just wanna make sure we do due diligence. 207 00:08:54,575 --> 00:08:55,660 -Totally, yeah. -Yeah, I do do a lot 208 00:08:55,743 --> 00:08:57,411 of fucking diligence-- oh! 209 00:08:58,704 --> 00:09:00,039 -Oh, uh... -Oh, my God. 210 00:09:00,122 --> 00:09:01,249 -Oh, my God! -Alright. 211 00:09:01,332 --> 00:09:02,875 Ah! I can't move my foot. 212 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:04,460 -Oh, my God, I'm fucking paralyzed. -Oh, my God! 213 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:05,753 Should I pull it out? 214 00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:07,547 -I'm paralyzed. -Relax, you are not paralyzed. 215 00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:09,507 -Should I pull it out? -The knife is stuck to the floor. 216 00:09:09,590 --> 00:09:11,050 Okay, so don't pull it out. 217 00:09:11,133 --> 00:09:13,261 -I saw this in a kitchen once. -Okay. 218 00:09:13,344 --> 00:09:14,595 So, it's not that bad. 219 00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:16,055 -No, it is-- -This happened in a kitchen once. 220 00:09:16,138 --> 00:09:17,848 It is definitely that bad. I'll call an ambulance. 221 00:09:17,932 --> 00:09:19,100 -Oh! -It's fine. 222 00:09:19,183 --> 00:09:20,434 -I'll call an ambulance. -We're not waiting for 223 00:09:20,518 --> 00:09:22,103 -a fucking ambulance, Tallulah. -We have to. 224 00:09:22,186 --> 00:09:23,729 You have to get clothes for the meeting, okay? 225 00:09:23,813 --> 00:09:24,730 -Oh, God. -I don't think you should do that. 226 00:09:24,814 --> 00:09:25,648 -Ah! -No! 227 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,151 I'm gonna warm up my truck. 228 00:09:37,451 --> 00:09:38,744 -Hello? -Hi. 229 00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:40,162 -Hey, girl! -I have a new head. 230 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:41,914 Okay, so Maia stabbed herself. 231 00:09:41,998 --> 00:09:43,124 Ew, why? 232 00:09:43,207 --> 00:09:44,834 You stabbed yourself? Like in the heart? 233 00:09:44,917 --> 00:09:46,419 No, no, in the foot. 234 00:09:46,502 --> 00:09:48,379 Oh, okay. Well, I'm hurt too, FYI. 235 00:09:48,462 --> 00:09:51,966 Charlie, I need new clothes for the meeting, please. 236 00:09:52,049 --> 00:09:53,509 Yeah, I should have something at the studio. 237 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,886 I think you're the same size as a little person I dressed 238 00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:58,014 -for the Glass Onion premiere. -Okay, I trust you. 239 00:09:58,097 --> 00:10:00,433 Wait, wait, so what hospital are you guys going to? 240 00:10:00,516 --> 00:10:02,893 -UCLA. -Tessa says UCLA is best. 241 00:10:02,977 --> 00:10:04,353 Good Samaritan. 242 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:05,938 It's right by the Antoine meeting. We'll go there. 243 00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:07,481 -We'll go to Good Samaritan. -Guys, the meeting 244 00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:08,899 does not matter right now. 245 00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:10,359 We need to-- we're gonna go to UCLA. 246 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:12,028 -She needs to fix her foot. -Charlie? Charlie? 247 00:10:12,111 --> 00:10:13,613 Just, we're going to Good Samaritan. 248 00:10:13,696 --> 00:10:15,573 Bring the clothes there. Bring the clothes to Good Samaritan. 249 00:10:15,656 --> 00:10:18,117 -Maia. -We're going to Good Samaritan! 250 00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:20,661 -Oh, God. -Great, we're almost there. 251 00:10:20,745 --> 00:10:22,163 Hopefully, they're-- we can just go 252 00:10:22,246 --> 00:10:25,875 right to the foot department and I'm sure we-- it'll go really quick. 253 00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:27,501 Alright, alright. 254 00:10:28,252 --> 00:10:30,046 Thank you for driving, Tessa. 255 00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:31,589 That was crazy. 256 00:10:31,672 --> 00:10:33,633 Thank you so much for driving. That was so nice of you. 257 00:10:33,716 --> 00:10:35,843 -Your friends are mine. -I'm gonna miss you. 258 00:10:35,926 --> 00:10:38,846 -Will you text me? -That was so fun this weekend, yeah. 259 00:10:39,847 --> 00:10:41,974 -Also, I was thinking that I can, like... -Yeah. 260 00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:43,726 ...I can get like a surfboard 261 00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:45,603 -so that when I'm at your house-- -You can put it on the patio! 262 00:10:45,686 --> 00:10:47,897 -Yes, and I could start practicing like-- -Tallulah! 263 00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:49,523 Tallulah! 264 00:10:49,607 --> 00:10:51,359 -Oh, my God, what am I doing? I got to go. -Sorry. Sorry. 265 00:10:51,442 --> 00:10:53,361 We'll just do this really quick, 266 00:10:53,444 --> 00:10:55,696 -and then maybe like-- -Maia, we're not talking 267 00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:57,531 -about the meeting right now. -I feel like they'll have deodorant. 268 00:10:57,615 --> 00:10:59,492 -We're at the hospital. -I'm just saying, we can freshen up. 269 00:10:59,575 --> 00:11:00,951 Okay. 270 00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:03,663 -Maybe we just tell 'em we have a meeting. -Yes, totally. Hi. 271 00:11:03,746 --> 00:11:05,164 Oh, my God! 272 00:11:05,247 --> 00:11:07,083 -Oh, I'm sorry, are you okay? -So, what happened here? 273 00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:11,462 Sorry. I had an accident because she was running late, and so. 274 00:11:11,545 --> 00:11:13,964 -Maia. -What? 275 00:11:14,048 --> 00:11:16,175 That's not why you had an accident, okay? 276 00:11:16,258 --> 00:11:18,636 And I wasn't late. I literally showed up when you asked me to. 277 00:11:18,719 --> 00:11:20,137 Yeah, but you were coming from the West Side. 278 00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:21,514 If you weren't coming from the West Side it wouldn't... 279 00:11:21,597 --> 00:11:23,683 -Why does that matter? -...have taken you an hour and a half. 280 00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:26,644 I dropped a knife on my foot. I was opening her boxes. 281 00:11:26,727 --> 00:11:28,020 Well, there wouldn't have been boxes 282 00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:30,439 if you didn't make me do an ad for gay crackers. 283 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:32,733 Ritz is an American classic. 284 00:11:32,817 --> 00:11:34,485 Okay, it's a blue-chip brand. 285 00:11:34,568 --> 00:11:35,778 -Yeah. -Everyone says that. 286 00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:37,488 We're kind of in a rush. 287 00:11:37,571 --> 00:11:40,366 Do you know how long the wait is for foot stuff? 288 00:11:40,449 --> 00:11:42,368 A few hours, we're slammed. There was a bus accident. 289 00:11:42,451 --> 00:11:44,370 So, find a place to wait and we'll call your name. 290 00:11:44,453 --> 00:11:46,372 Right now, people on the bus are our priority. 291 00:11:46,455 --> 00:11:49,165 Oh, my God. Did anybody die? 292 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:52,128 No, but a lot of broken bones and scared people. 293 00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:53,212 Okay. 294 00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:58,551 "Scared people"? 295 00:11:58,634 --> 00:11:59,760 I'm scared. 296 00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:01,345 -Like, calm down. -I'm scared every day. 297 00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:08,644 -Jesus! -Hello, Charlie. 298 00:12:09,645 --> 00:12:12,022 -Mimi. -You look... 299 00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:12,940 well. 300 00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:14,775 What are you doing here? 301 00:12:15,609 --> 00:12:18,112 I wanted to pick up my antique 302 00:12:18,195 --> 00:12:20,364 French scoliosis corset. 303 00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:21,741 I can't really do this right now. 304 00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:25,828 I have to pull some clothes for my friend who stabbed herself, so. 305 00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:29,749 You know, you're a really awful person, Charlie. 306 00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:32,084 But you know how to be there for your girls. 307 00:12:33,210 --> 00:12:34,962 That really means a lot to me, so. 308 00:12:35,045 --> 00:12:38,466 I'll be honest, I'm not here for some stupid corset. 309 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:41,427 I'm not even here as Mimi Rush. 310 00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:44,305 I'm here as Mimi. 311 00:12:45,514 --> 00:12:48,809 You might have seen recently that I took a bit of a spill. 312 00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:51,437 Because I was wearing-- 313 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:53,814 An asymmetrical train. Yeah, I saw it. We all saw it. 314 00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:57,359 Mimi, like, why the fuck would your stylist put you in that? 315 00:12:57,443 --> 00:12:59,987 He wants to rebrand me as a mermaid. 316 00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:03,157 A merma-- But your entire thing is alien. 317 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:06,452 Like, your character is an alien that comes from a gender-less planet, 318 00:13:06,535 --> 00:13:09,038 and she learned Earth culture from old VH-1 broadcasts 319 00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:10,539 beamed into the sky. 320 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,917 And our planet's sun makes her more glamorous 321 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,627 -the longer she lives here. -Like, it's simple. 322 00:13:14,710 --> 00:13:16,921 -Like, who can fuck that up? -Well, he did. 323 00:13:17,004 --> 00:13:19,799 Anyway, he's fired, clearly. 324 00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:22,384 Almost everyone is. There's no one I can really trust. 325 00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:26,555 Mimi, Mimi, Mimi. I'm so sorry that happened to you. 326 00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:36,065 I think someone sent that to me. 327 00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:39,276 -Who? -Mm, I think a fan or something. 328 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:40,945 Did you make it? 329 00:13:42,446 --> 00:13:43,447 Yeah. 330 00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:45,491 It's fucking mega. 331 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:50,663 What would you say if Mimi Rush hired you 332 00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:53,624 for being gay and Jewish? 333 00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:55,793 Consider it. 334 00:13:56,710 --> 00:13:57,878 I've considered it. 335 00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:00,172 Hell yeah. 336 00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:04,760 Ouch. 337 00:14:10,891 --> 00:14:13,352 Okay. Fuck this. 338 00:14:13,435 --> 00:14:15,312 We should just pretend that we were on that bus. 339 00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:17,147 -Totally. -Like, we totally could have been, right? 340 00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:19,358 Yeah, we could have been. That's so true. 341 00:14:21,235 --> 00:14:24,864 I mean, like, we're commuters, right? 342 00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:27,908 -Oh, I think-- Yeah. -Okay. 343 00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:33,330 Oh. 344 00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:46,218 Okay. 345 00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:49,889 So, it's not a city bus, it's a bus 346 00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:51,682 -full of Orthodox kids. -Yeah. 347 00:14:51,765 --> 00:14:52,892 -We're done. -No. 348 00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:55,394 Everybody thinks that I'm Jewish. 349 00:14:55,477 --> 00:14:56,854 -Oh, my God. -Like, do you know how those guys 350 00:14:56,937 --> 00:14:58,606 come up to you on the street and they're like, 351 00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:00,399 "Excuse me, Miss, are you Jewish?" 352 00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:03,736 That always happens to me. We just pretend. 353 00:15:03,819 --> 00:15:05,613 Maia! No, okay? 354 00:15:05,696 --> 00:15:07,323 Maybe this is not the worst thing 355 00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:09,742 that could have happened. The knife, the bus accident. 356 00:15:09,825 --> 00:15:12,703 Like, this is the universe telling you to chill out for a second. 357 00:15:12,786 --> 00:15:15,331 It's okay to miss one meeting. 358 00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:18,042 It's not one meeting, okay? This is Formé. 359 00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:19,710 Do you remember when Addison 360 00:15:19,793 --> 00:15:21,921 was just making silly little TikToks? 361 00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:25,799 Or Emma Chamberlain was making vlogs? This dinner made them. 362 00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:29,553 -One dinner can do that? -Yes. 363 00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:34,308 100%. If you can pull a sick enough look, it changes the way people see you. 364 00:15:34,391 --> 00:15:36,977 And then, they're not just like, "Oh, she makes fun TikToks." 365 00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:39,063 It's like, "Let's give her a million dollars 366 00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:40,940 and a Reformation collab." 367 00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:42,816 It's not Ritz, okay? 368 00:15:44,234 --> 00:15:45,235 Oh! 369 00:15:47,237 --> 00:15:49,990 Okay, so you admit Ritz was a flop? 370 00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:53,744 No. Didn't say that. Ritz was not a flop. 371 00:15:53,827 --> 00:15:55,829 It was less elevated 372 00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:58,874 than other more elevated jobs. 373 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,709 Also known as a flop. 374 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,378 Why can't you just admit that you made a mistake? 375 00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:03,545 -It's fine. -Okay. 376 00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,005 People make mistakes all the time. 377 00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:06,924 I am sorry 378 00:16:07,007 --> 00:16:10,260 if how you were perceived 379 00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:13,889 made the job that I booked for you uncomfortable, 380 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,432 even though I made you $100,000. 381 00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:17,017 Mm. No. 382 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,313 Okay, it was a fucking flop. 383 00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:25,192 It was a huge flop. Officer Flop, okay? It sucked. It fucking sucked. 384 00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:27,945 It was bad for gay people. It was bad for crackers. 385 00:16:28,028 --> 00:16:29,822 It was a disaster, alright? 386 00:16:29,905 --> 00:16:32,533 I am sorry. But this is different, okay? 387 00:16:32,616 --> 00:16:35,995 Antoine has the power to change your life. 388 00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:37,371 Both of our lives. 389 00:16:37,454 --> 00:16:41,000 Now, go find Charlie and Alani and bring them back with my clothes. 390 00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:43,961 Go be Jewish. 391 00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:46,463 I will. 392 00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:47,840 -The outfit helps. -Thank you. 393 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,760 -Hey, there. Hi. -Hey. Hi. 394 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,762 Shalom. I was on the bus. 395 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,639 -I was one of the teachers. -Oh. 396 00:16:55,723 --> 00:16:57,808 We have one of the teachers! 397 00:16:57,891 --> 00:17:01,186 Hi, good to see you guys again. 398 00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:03,897 So sorry about the accident. 399 00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:05,232 -Yeah. -Must have been terrifying. 400 00:17:05,315 --> 00:17:08,484 Thank you. I was just scared for my students. 401 00:17:09,819 --> 00:17:12,321 Oh, my God, that fucking kills. 402 00:17:12,906 --> 00:17:15,534 You are very lucky. You just missed an artery. 403 00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:16,910 -Huh! -Let's give it 30 404 00:17:16,993 --> 00:17:18,579 for the local anesthetic to take effect. 405 00:17:18,662 --> 00:17:21,248 Thirty? No, no, no. Let's just do the stitches now. 406 00:17:21,330 --> 00:17:24,585 I can handle it, I promise. I'm ready. 407 00:17:24,667 --> 00:17:26,377 Oh, God, I have to take this. 408 00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:29,506 -Alyssa! Hi! -Hey, boo. 409 00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:35,888 Tallulah and I are on our way. We are so close, and we're super excited. 410 00:17:35,971 --> 00:17:37,890 I'm so sorry. I just found out 411 00:17:37,973 --> 00:17:40,309 Antoine has to go back to Paris early tomorrow, 412 00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:42,019 so he's canceling your meeting. 413 00:17:42,102 --> 00:17:44,897 Wait, what? No, can I just call him? 414 00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:48,233 No, it doesn't work that way. But we'll get something set for next year. 415 00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:49,985 It's all a conversation. 416 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,528 -More soon. -Next year? 417 00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:53,739 Oh, my God! 418 00:17:53,822 --> 00:17:56,241 -Fucking Jesus Christ! -Mm-hmm. 419 00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:58,786 Every fucking hallway looks the same. 420 00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:01,413 It's, like, dangerous to make hospitals this confusing. 421 00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:03,332 No, I know, this is why I only meet doctors in hotel rooms. 422 00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:04,625 -Oh, my God! -It's way safer. 423 00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:06,043 Wait, guys. You hear that? 424 00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:08,170 Oh, my God! Fuck! 425 00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:09,713 -Maia. -Oh, my God. 426 00:18:11,131 --> 00:18:12,758 Oh! Oh, shit. 427 00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:15,552 -Oh! Oh. -Oh. Oh, my Shayla. 428 00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:17,304 -Maia. -Baby. My bloody angel. 429 00:18:17,387 --> 00:18:18,555 -Are you okay? -Yeah. 430 00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:20,432 I'm so sorry we took so long. We got lost. 431 00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:21,975 But then we followed your "oh, my Gods." 432 00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:24,937 Oh, my God. Charlie, your head! 433 00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:28,398 You like it? Yeah, I look like a Serbian electrician. 434 00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:29,900 I'm really happy with the results. 435 00:18:29,983 --> 00:18:31,527 -Oh, here's your dress. -Thank you, 436 00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:33,445 but I don't need it anymore. 437 00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:35,197 -What? -Yeah, Alyssa called. 438 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,825 Antoine's flight got changed and he canceled our meeting. 439 00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:39,076 -What? -The fuck? 440 00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:41,411 -Yeah. No. -Are you fucking kidding me? 441 00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:42,788 What do we do? 442 00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:46,542 I don't know. 443 00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:49,837 -What do you mean? -I don't know. 444 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:51,672 Like, you don't know? 445 00:18:51,755 --> 00:18:54,133 Yeah, I mean, I just had fucking open-toe surgery, 446 00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:56,218 and I need to think on my feet. 447 00:18:56,301 --> 00:18:58,512 That's why I'm always, like, pacing around all the time. 448 00:18:58,595 --> 00:19:00,180 Here, hold on. Let me get up and... 449 00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:01,390 -Right now? -Are you sure? 450 00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:02,766 -I gotta pace to think. -Oh, my God. 451 00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:04,726 -Get something. -Just like pace with grace. 452 00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:06,395 -Okay. -Okay, let her go. 453 00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:08,021 Guys, what if we, like, 454 00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:10,691 hack his Google Calendars and then guess his password? 455 00:19:10,774 --> 00:19:12,276 How tall is his dad? 456 00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:13,777 Well, if you need to get to his calendar, 457 00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:15,279 -you need to go to his assistant. -You want help? 458 00:19:15,362 --> 00:19:16,738 Like, Mimi's assistant literally knows 459 00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:18,115 when she has to shit before Mimi does. 460 00:19:18,198 --> 00:19:19,324 Oh, my God. 461 00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:20,450 -What? -Courtney. 462 00:19:21,451 --> 00:19:24,580 Okay, she actually kinda turned out to be like a sleeper hit, but... 463 00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:28,500 -Court? -Hey! 464 00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:30,335 -I have a question. -Oh! 465 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:33,672 Seemed like you were really hitting it off with Geoffrey. 466 00:19:33,755 --> 00:19:36,008 -Yeah. -I have a favor to ask. 467 00:19:36,091 --> 00:19:37,509 I need a little bit of intel. 468 00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:38,677 -Yeah. -Good? 469 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:39,970 -Ooh. -She's good. 470 00:19:40,053 --> 00:19:41,305 She's good, let's go. 471 00:19:41,388 --> 00:19:43,640 -Uh-huh. -Miss Simsbury, wait. 472 00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:47,352 You absolutely cannot walk on that injury. 473 00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:49,062 Hold on one second. 474 00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:51,648 -Sir, I'm done waiting. -I'm just telling you 475 00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:55,360 not to put pressure on the injury, otherwise you could get an infection. 476 00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:56,862 You'd risk losing the toe. 477 00:19:56,945 --> 00:19:59,615 I wouldn't be able to reattach it, do you understand? 478 00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:04,661 Yeah. But I need to get Tallulah to New York. 479 00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:06,163 Fuck the toe. 480 00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:09,124 Hey, read the room, honey. 481 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,584 -No one cares about toes. -Thank you so much. 482 00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:13,128 -Bye. -Good luck, you guys. 483 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,463 I hope you get better! 484 00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:15,631 -It's gonna be okay. -Wig! 485 00:20:39,696 --> 00:20:42,115 -Oh. There's Antoine. -Oh. 486 00:20:42,824 --> 00:20:46,078 That's Alyssa. Oh, my God. She lied to us. 487 00:20:46,161 --> 00:20:48,121 She took our fucking meeting. 488 00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:51,875 -Fucking bitch. -Okay, we are going in. 489 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,546 Yes, of course. It should be up on the ledger-- 490 00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:59,174 Alyssa? Oh, my God! 491 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,718 -Maia! -And Antoine! Amazing! 492 00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:04,054 -So fun. -It's your little nesting doll. 493 00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:06,056 What are you guys up to? 494 00:21:06,139 --> 00:21:07,641 What are you talking about? 495 00:21:07,724 --> 00:21:10,018 Alyssa won't stop talking about Camilia, Camilia, Camilia. 496 00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:13,313 Hi, Tallulah. 497 00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:16,316 Antoine, this is my client, Tallulah Stiel. 498 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,694 Ah, bag thief in the flesh! 499 00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:21,863 I was so disappointed you had to cancel our meeting. 500 00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:23,907 -I guess this is fate! -Yeah, I think it was 501 00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:25,659 just a scheduling mix-up. 502 00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:29,037 Well, we're here now. We'll sit with you. 503 00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:30,247 -Yes, please! -Oh! 504 00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:31,456 Alyssa, make room. Make room. 505 00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:34,376 Please, pull up a chair. Mm. 506 00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:36,712 -Hi. -Hi. 507 00:21:36,795 --> 00:21:40,215 Unfortunately, this table can't seat four. 508 00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:42,217 -Oh. Aw. -That's bizarre. 509 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:44,094 It seems to be seating four right now. 510 00:21:46,805 --> 00:21:48,307 Thank you. 511 00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:49,933 Americans love rules. 512 00:21:50,017 --> 00:21:51,810 Only two people at a table. 513 00:21:51,893 --> 00:21:53,478 -You can't smoke in museums. -Yeah. 514 00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:56,773 If your secretary dresses nice, you can't kiss her on the mouth. 515 00:21:56,857 --> 00:21:58,942 God, I hate that. 516 00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:01,528 You know, fashion used to be about breaking rules. 517 00:22:01,611 --> 00:22:03,822 Yeah. I totally agree. 518 00:22:04,948 --> 00:22:06,575 You know... 519 00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:10,370 I actually dropped a steak knife on my foot today. 520 00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:13,332 Doctor said I would lose a toe if I came here. 521 00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:14,833 But I don't care. 522 00:22:14,916 --> 00:22:17,169 That's how much I believed you needed to meet Tallulah. 523 00:22:17,252 --> 00:22:19,046 -Maia. -It's true. 524 00:22:19,129 --> 00:22:21,548 He tried to give her pills, but she literally wouldn't take any. 525 00:22:21,631 --> 00:22:25,052 Oh, it hurts so bad. 526 00:22:25,135 --> 00:22:26,970 Sorry, all I had to eat today was a Ritz cracker, 527 00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:29,806 and this "martooni" is hitting. 528 00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:32,809 Maia, I think you should leave. 529 00:22:32,893 --> 00:22:34,353 What? 530 00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:37,731 No, your little nesting doll is insane, and I love it. 531 00:22:37,814 --> 00:22:39,983 Finally, Americans who aren't boring. 532 00:22:41,443 --> 00:22:44,654 Maia, Tallulah, you must come to the dinner. 533 00:22:44,738 --> 00:22:46,239 -You will be in New York, yes? -Yeah. 534 00:22:46,323 --> 00:22:48,825 We will have fun, go crazy. We can dress Tallulah. 535 00:22:48,909 --> 00:22:52,204 Yeah. Yes, amazing! We'll be there. 536 00:22:52,746 --> 00:22:55,248 Super. Okay, now I have to go. 537 00:22:56,583 --> 00:22:58,085 I have to go to Kristen Stewart's house 538 00:22:58,168 --> 00:22:59,336 for homemade sushi. 539 00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:01,922 Tallulah, do you want to come? 540 00:23:02,005 --> 00:23:03,590 We can talk designers. 541 00:23:03,673 --> 00:23:05,592 That sounds amazing. 542 00:23:05,675 --> 00:23:08,303 -What about CamiliaTK? -Next year. 543 00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:10,013 It's a conversation. We'll keep talking. 544 00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:11,848 Coo-coo. 545 00:23:12,766 --> 00:23:14,768 -Worth losing the toe. -Duh. 546 00:23:14,851 --> 00:23:16,103 Don't even use it. 547 00:23:18,105 --> 00:23:22,234 Tallulah, you're not pregnant, are you? Because she make you eat the sushi. 548 00:23:22,317 --> 00:23:24,820 Maia, that was totally out of line. 549 00:23:25,946 --> 00:23:27,906 I pay your salary, not Tallulah. 550 00:23:27,989 --> 00:23:29,658 Okay, well... 551 00:23:30,742 --> 00:23:33,286 Tallulah's right for the dinner. Antoine just said so. 552 00:23:33,370 --> 00:23:37,082 He's a French alcoholic. He will like who he's tricked into liking. 553 00:23:37,165 --> 00:23:39,459 It's CamiliaTK's turn. 554 00:23:39,543 --> 00:23:42,879 I had a plan, and you just stomped your fucking bloody foot all over it. 555 00:23:42,963 --> 00:23:44,673 I was taking initiative. 556 00:23:44,756 --> 00:23:46,967 You lied and said he canceled our meeting. 557 00:23:47,050 --> 00:23:48,552 Maia, this isn't Girl Scouts, okay? 558 00:23:48,635 --> 00:23:51,179 I don't have a responsibility to tell my employees 559 00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:52,639 everything I'm thinking. 560 00:23:52,722 --> 00:23:54,558 I was putting the company first, 561 00:23:54,641 --> 00:23:57,644 which is what you need to be doing if you wanna continue working here. 562 00:23:57,727 --> 00:23:59,396 Are you able to do that? 563 00:24:03,358 --> 00:24:04,359 No. 564 00:24:05,610 --> 00:24:08,864 No, I'm always gonna do what's right for my client. 565 00:24:11,074 --> 00:24:12,576 Then, I have to let you go. 566 00:24:14,369 --> 00:24:15,370 Fine. 567 00:24:17,164 --> 00:24:18,498 Great. 568 00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:25,839 You are so impatient and ungrateful. 569 00:24:26,756 --> 00:24:28,425 You're in such a hurry for more, you don't even realize 570 00:24:28,508 --> 00:24:29,843 what you have in front of you. 571 00:24:29,926 --> 00:24:32,053 But you have fun with your little friend. 572 00:24:33,638 --> 00:24:35,474 Yeah, I'm sure I will. 573 00:24:37,058 --> 00:24:38,560 Oh, my God. 574 00:24:38,643 --> 00:24:40,312 Dyl? 575 00:24:40,395 --> 00:24:45,025 I just had the craziest da-- Oh. 576 00:24:45,108 --> 00:24:49,029 Oh, my God, Dylan! The shelf looks so good. 577 00:24:49,112 --> 00:24:51,823 Yeah, my dad helped me put it up. 578 00:24:52,908 --> 00:24:54,951 Oh, my God. Dyl, fuck. 579 00:24:55,410 --> 00:24:57,412 Your parents. I totally forgot. 580 00:24:57,496 --> 00:24:59,122 Don't worry about it. I just lied to 'em 581 00:24:59,206 --> 00:25:00,707 and told 'em you had an emergency, so it's fine. 582 00:25:00,790 --> 00:25:02,375 -I did. -Yeah? 583 00:25:02,459 --> 00:25:04,961 I dropped a knife on my foot, I went to the emergency room. 584 00:25:05,045 --> 00:25:06,713 Are you okay? Why didn't you call me? 585 00:25:06,796 --> 00:25:10,258 Well, I was with Charlie and Alani and Tallulah. 586 00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:12,344 -Okay. -What? 587 00:25:12,427 --> 00:25:13,553 Okay. 588 00:25:13,637 --> 00:25:15,305 Cool, Maia. 589 00:25:15,388 --> 00:25:17,974 That's fucking insane. 590 00:25:18,058 --> 00:25:19,476 You went to the hospital and you called everyone you know 591 00:25:19,559 --> 00:25:20,852 except for me? Like... 592 00:25:20,936 --> 00:25:22,312 I didn't have my phone the whole time. 593 00:25:22,395 --> 00:25:24,564 There was, like, a huge wait in the ER, 594 00:25:24,648 --> 00:25:29,736 and then I had to pretend to be Jewish, which wasn't that hard. 595 00:25:29,819 --> 00:25:32,364 And then, we had to, like, rush to this drinks thing. 596 00:25:32,447 --> 00:25:33,990 You went to a fucking drinks thing? 597 00:25:34,074 --> 00:25:38,537 It was for work. And then, I got fired, which was crazy but, like, I don't know. 598 00:25:38,620 --> 00:25:41,623 I kind of feel like it's meant to be. 599 00:25:41,706 --> 00:25:43,625 You know, I was, like, expecting 600 00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:45,293 some kind of text from you giving me an excuse 601 00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:47,546 for why you canceled dinner, but, like, 602 00:25:47,629 --> 00:25:48,964 I'm just a little bit-- my mind is blown that 603 00:25:49,047 --> 00:25:50,382 I didn't even cross your mind, you know? 604 00:25:50,465 --> 00:25:54,386 I'm sorry, it was just, like, so hectic and... 605 00:25:55,512 --> 00:25:59,140 But, we got an invite to the Formé dinner. 606 00:26:02,352 --> 00:26:04,145 I'm so mad that I know what that is. 607 00:26:05,188 --> 00:26:07,691 I can't. I can't. 608 00:26:07,774 --> 00:26:11,194 You realize that you fucking are so different 609 00:26:11,278 --> 00:26:12,862 ever since Tallulah got here? 610 00:26:12,946 --> 00:26:15,198 Wait, this is about Tallulah? She's my best friend. 611 00:26:15,282 --> 00:26:19,160 No, no, it's not about Tallulah, Maia. It's about fucking everything. 612 00:26:19,244 --> 00:26:20,620 Like, the whole thing the other night, 613 00:26:20,704 --> 00:26:23,123 the fucking game night, the whole show you put on 614 00:26:23,206 --> 00:26:24,916 was, like, out of fucking control. 615 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,168 I thought that we had fun after. 616 00:26:27,252 --> 00:26:28,795 You didn't even fuck me, you know that, right? 617 00:26:28,878 --> 00:26:30,297 You were, like, somewhere else in your mind, 618 00:26:30,380 --> 00:26:32,465 -like, not even thinking. -What are you talking about? 619 00:26:32,549 --> 00:26:35,343 Maia, when's the last time that we actually did something I wanted to do? 620 00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:36,970 Like, really? Like, when's the last time 621 00:26:37,053 --> 00:26:38,972 that on a Saturday, we just, like, slept in, 622 00:26:39,055 --> 00:26:41,433 the two of us, and you didn't just take off to go be with your friends? 623 00:26:41,516 --> 00:26:43,476 I have stuff in the morning. 624 00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:45,520 I care about everything that's happening in your world, 625 00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:48,523 and not because you ask me to do it, because I actually fucking care. 626 00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:50,692 Because I'm interested, because I love you. 627 00:26:50,775 --> 00:26:53,945 I love you. I care about you so much. 628 00:26:54,029 --> 00:26:56,656 Name one person I work with who isn't Clare. 629 00:27:03,955 --> 00:27:05,040 Bert? 630 00:27:06,041 --> 00:27:07,042 Bert. 631 00:27:11,588 --> 00:27:12,422 Dylan, wait. 632 00:27:12,505 --> 00:27:14,341 -Maia, Maia, Maia. -Stop. Stop. Okay. 633 00:27:14,424 --> 00:27:17,135 I'm sorry that I don't memorize your coworkers' names. 634 00:27:17,218 --> 00:27:18,845 -It's not-- -Okay? 635 00:27:18,928 --> 00:27:22,349 I'm trying to build a future for both of us. 636 00:27:22,432 --> 00:27:26,978 And I feel like I have one shot, and if I don't take it, I'm gonna miss it, 637 00:27:27,062 --> 00:27:29,564 and I just have to go all in on it. 638 00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:34,361 And I'm only able to do that because you do such a good job 639 00:27:34,444 --> 00:27:36,488 of holding everything down here. 640 00:27:36,571 --> 00:27:38,907 Like, I don't know. 641 00:27:38,990 --> 00:27:41,868 I just want a big life. I thought that you loved that about me. 642 00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:46,081 Yeah, I don't know. 643 00:27:47,332 --> 00:27:49,626 I don't know anymore, Maia, it's just-- it's... 644 00:27:50,627 --> 00:27:53,713 It just kinda feels like the bigger your life is getting, 645 00:27:53,797 --> 00:27:55,215 the smaller I'm getting. 646 00:27:56,383 --> 00:27:57,842 Maia. 647 00:27:58,718 --> 00:28:00,011 Maia. 648 00:28:01,805 --> 00:28:04,849 I want you to go to New York. Okay? Just have a great time. 649 00:28:04,933 --> 00:28:06,768 I need some space, alright? 650 00:28:06,851 --> 00:28:08,687 -I need some space. -You want space from me. 651 00:28:08,770 --> 00:28:09,979 I just... 652 00:28:11,064 --> 00:28:12,816 Maia, I think we need to take a break. 653 00:28:14,401 --> 00:28:15,860 Okay, and we can talk when you get back 654 00:28:15,944 --> 00:28:18,154 from your big dinner and everything but, yeah, 655 00:28:18,238 --> 00:28:22,158 I need some space, so I'm gonna go stay at Berthume's, okay? 656 00:28:31,084 --> 00:28:33,044 At fucking Berthume's? 657 00:28:38,341 --> 00:28:39,801 That's what I said.