1 00:00:06,256 --> 00:00:09,259 [♪ electronic music playing] 2 00:00:11,803 --> 00:00:13,763 [buzzer sounding] 3 00:00:13,805 --> 00:00:15,807 [people chattering] 4 00:00:24,315 --> 00:00:27,527 Ten-minute warning. Picture's up in ten. 5 00:00:27,569 --> 00:00:30,030 Oh. Okay, "picture's up in ten." 6 00:00:30,071 --> 00:00:32,531 -No, literally, picture's up in ten. -"Picture's up in ten." 7 00:00:32,573 --> 00:00:33,783 -Excuse me. -Yeah. 8 00:00:33,783 --> 00:00:35,285 Can I check your lav real quick? 9 00:00:35,285 --> 00:00:37,328 -Mm, oh, you wanna check my lav? -Yeah, yeah. 10 00:00:37,370 --> 00:00:39,164 -It's right here on the sweater, right there. -Okay, yeah. 11 00:00:39,205 --> 00:00:40,790 -[chuckles] -And, uh, for this take, 12 00:00:40,790 --> 00:00:44,461 don't actually eat the Ritz. Just, like, hold them. 13 00:00:44,502 --> 00:00:46,212 -Oh, sorry, I ate them last time. -Yeah. 14 00:00:46,254 --> 00:00:47,464 -Okay, yeah, don't do that. -That was stupid. 15 00:00:47,464 --> 00:00:49,299 We can hear it on the mic. 16 00:00:49,299 --> 00:00:50,800 -That's my set crush. -Oh, my God. 17 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:52,469 -He's obsessed. -Obsessed! 18 00:00:52,510 --> 00:00:54,054 -That was crazy. -That was crazy. 19 00:00:54,095 --> 00:00:55,805 [both] "Don't eat the cracker." 20 00:00:55,847 --> 00:00:59,017 -Okay, you wanna eat my cracker, bitch. -[laughing] 21 00:00:59,934 --> 00:01:01,644 -Oh, my God. -Did you see how he put 22 00:01:01,644 --> 00:01:03,063 -the lav on, he's like-- -No, he could put that 23 00:01:03,104 --> 00:01:04,980 -literally anywhere. -He's, like, going under here. 24 00:01:05,022 --> 00:01:06,649 -I know, it's insane. -[phone ringing] 25 00:01:06,691 --> 00:01:08,985 Oh, it's Tessa! 26 00:01:08,985 --> 00:01:10,028 Hi! 27 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:11,905 No, I'm-- I'm totally free. 28 00:01:11,946 --> 00:01:13,823 Look how cool. Look at this. 29 00:01:15,241 --> 00:01:16,658 Hey, girl. 30 00:01:16,658 --> 00:01:18,369 [both] Hi! 31 00:01:18,411 --> 00:01:20,663 How are you? How is Ritz feeling? 32 00:01:20,663 --> 00:01:22,499 -We are so happy. -[gasps] 33 00:01:22,539 --> 00:01:23,708 -Is she having fun? -Yes. 34 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:25,877 -She is having so much fun. -Mm! 35 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:28,213 Is she checking in on the ol' boyfriend? 36 00:01:28,254 --> 00:01:30,006 Her girlfriend, yeah, it's so sweet. 37 00:01:30,006 --> 00:01:31,883 Oh! Tallulah's gay? 38 00:01:32,884 --> 00:01:36,513 Um, yeah, I mean, she's, like, dated men before. 39 00:01:36,513 --> 00:01:38,848 -Now, she's dating a woman, but-- -Of course. 40 00:01:38,890 --> 00:01:40,725 Queer. And she's out? 41 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:42,685 Yeah, I mean, I feel like people 42 00:01:42,685 --> 00:01:45,188 don't really come out anymore, 43 00:01:45,188 --> 00:01:46,773 but people know. 44 00:01:46,815 --> 00:01:49,359 That is amazing. So great to hear. 45 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:52,529 Don't worry. We love that she's a lesbian. 46 00:01:52,570 --> 00:01:54,364 Corporate's gonna flip. 47 00:01:54,405 --> 00:01:58,743 Well, I love corporate, and I love lesbians. 48 00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:02,205 Wish I was one. 49 00:02:02,247 --> 00:02:04,749 And then corporate would gag for me. [chuckles] 50 00:02:08,252 --> 00:02:09,753 [Tallulah] [on phone] Ritz. We're easy. 51 00:02:09,795 --> 00:02:11,256 [Maia] Do you like it? I can't tell. 52 00:02:11,297 --> 00:02:13,133 -Mm, I love it. -Yeah? 53 00:02:13,174 --> 00:02:14,717 Yeah, making crackers cool. 54 00:02:14,717 --> 00:02:16,636 -Okay. -I told you, Mai. 55 00:02:16,678 --> 00:02:18,388 Ritz is a blue-chip brand. 56 00:02:18,429 --> 00:02:20,390 This totally elevates Tallulah, right? 57 00:02:20,431 --> 00:02:21,641 Yeah, it's-- yeah. 58 00:02:21,683 --> 00:02:23,977 Oh! Isn't glam fun? 59 00:02:24,018 --> 00:02:26,396 Yes. So fun. 60 00:02:26,396 --> 00:02:31,067 Um, do you think I look like Nancy Pelosi? 61 00:02:31,067 --> 00:02:34,070 Well, only in that you both are bosses. 62 00:02:34,070 --> 00:02:35,488 -Okay. [chuckles] -Okay, ladies, 63 00:02:35,530 --> 00:02:37,448 I think Keith is about ready to shoot this. 64 00:02:37,490 --> 00:02:38,992 Oh, hi, Sarah. 65 00:02:39,033 --> 00:02:41,244 Um, this is Maia. 66 00:02:41,244 --> 00:02:42,787 -Hi. Oh. -Maia. 67 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:45,123 I was thinking that she could be seated next to me. 68 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:46,749 Or a little behind me, but close. 69 00:02:46,749 --> 00:02:49,252 She is a really big part of the future of this company 70 00:02:49,252 --> 00:02:51,588 and helping us build our amazing roster. 71 00:02:51,629 --> 00:02:54,841 Doesn't it feel so good to see so many strong female faces? 72 00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:57,594 Would you say that the culture here at Alyssa180 73 00:02:57,594 --> 00:03:00,805 is a response to your experience at IME? 74 00:03:01,723 --> 00:03:03,099 That was so long ago. 75 00:03:03,141 --> 00:03:05,435 Oh, but your boss did resign, yes? 76 00:03:05,476 --> 00:03:08,688 Yes, and I-- I want to just focus on the-- 77 00:03:08,730 --> 00:03:11,024 not focus on the past and focus on the future. 78 00:03:11,065 --> 00:03:15,445 Which is continuing to foster community 79 00:03:15,486 --> 00:03:20,992 built on a foundation of, uh, values of the-- 80 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:23,036 the values of these women. 81 00:03:23,077 --> 00:03:27,290 I just also wanna say, like, when I was in college, 82 00:03:27,290 --> 00:03:30,126 all the jobs in management and branding 83 00:03:30,126 --> 00:03:31,628 were total boys clubs. 84 00:03:31,628 --> 00:03:34,797 And it's just so refreshing to put that behind us 85 00:03:34,839 --> 00:03:37,383 and put Alyssa in front of me. 86 00:03:37,425 --> 00:03:39,052 A total 180. 87 00:03:39,093 --> 00:03:40,220 -Total 180. -[Maia] Yeah. 88 00:03:40,261 --> 00:03:42,055 I love it. Okay, alright. 89 00:03:42,096 --> 00:03:44,182 Wow. That really got her going. 90 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:45,391 Yeah, I know. 91 00:03:45,433 --> 00:03:47,018 Sorry, a messenger just brought this. 92 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:48,811 It's urgent, I guess. 93 00:03:48,811 --> 00:03:51,064 Actually, it's for Maia. 94 00:03:51,105 --> 00:03:52,232 Oh. 95 00:03:53,524 --> 00:03:55,526 [paper rustling] 96 00:03:58,279 --> 00:03:59,989 [Courtney] And the messenger wants an answer, 97 00:04:00,031 --> 00:04:01,950 which is, like, fancy. [chuckles] 98 00:04:03,910 --> 00:04:06,412 Um... uh, yes. 99 00:04:06,454 --> 00:04:08,206 Yeah. I-- sorry. 100 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:09,749 [chuckles softly] I will be there. 101 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:12,377 -Got it. -Dylan wants to take me to lunch. 102 00:04:12,418 --> 00:04:15,755 -He's so old-fashioned. -Oh, well, I hope he cooks you 103 00:04:15,797 --> 00:04:17,839 -one of his famous steaks. -[chuckles] 104 00:04:17,882 --> 00:04:20,009 -[Courtney cackles] -[Alyssa] Inside joke. 105 00:04:20,051 --> 00:04:21,886 That's why I didn't get it. 106 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:24,180 [Charlie] [sighs] Let's, like, try to get an aisle seat, 107 00:04:24,180 --> 00:04:25,348 in case it's boring. 108 00:04:25,390 --> 00:04:27,100 -How are you feeling? -I'm fine. 109 00:04:27,141 --> 00:04:29,394 -This is really sad. -Yeah, I'm like, yeah. 110 00:04:29,435 --> 00:04:31,521 I don't know, it's obviously, like, tragic, 111 00:04:31,521 --> 00:04:34,065 but I feel like you just, like, get numb to this stuff in LA. 112 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:35,900 It's like, people be dying here every day. 113 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:37,735 [Alani] Not every day. 114 00:04:37,777 --> 00:04:39,445 I'm so sorry, we're full. 115 00:04:39,487 --> 00:04:41,614 -We're sending people across the street. -[Charlie chuckles] 116 00:04:41,656 --> 00:04:44,367 Maybe wanna just check the list really quick 117 00:04:44,367 --> 00:04:46,244 before you make any judgments like that? 118 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:48,079 -Charlie Cohen? -Again, I'm really sorry 119 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:50,623 for your loss, but a Landry fan organized a meet-up 120 00:04:50,665 --> 00:04:52,292 for kids to grieve, and n-now there's a-- 121 00:04:52,332 --> 00:04:53,876 -a fire code violation. -[camera clicking] 122 00:04:53,876 --> 00:04:55,795 Uh, please back up. It's a funeral. 123 00:04:55,837 --> 00:04:57,297 -Oh, Jesus! -[Tallulah] Oh! 124 00:04:57,338 --> 00:04:59,132 -[Alani] Oh, my God, wow. -What kind of establishment 125 00:04:59,173 --> 00:05:01,134 are you running? Are you good with God? 126 00:05:01,175 --> 00:05:04,095 Like, you know what? Guys, let's go to the overflow. 127 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:05,638 This is disgusting. 128 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:08,057 [♪ somber organ music playing] 129 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:10,560 [Charlie] [sighs] I can't believe they put us 130 00:05:10,601 --> 00:05:12,228 in the second overflow area. 131 00:05:12,270 --> 00:05:14,230 It's very insulting. 132 00:05:14,230 --> 00:05:15,982 It's like, I was on the jerk-off thread. 133 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:18,067 Like, who among us was on the jerk-off thread? 134 00:05:18,109 --> 00:05:19,444 [chuckles softly] 135 00:05:20,486 --> 00:05:21,738 [Andrew] Charlie. 136 00:05:23,197 --> 00:05:24,574 Hey. 137 00:05:24,574 --> 00:05:27,076 Andrew. Hello. 138 00:05:27,118 --> 00:05:28,828 It's been a minute. 139 00:05:28,870 --> 00:05:32,665 Um, it's, uh, such a tragedy. Did you know Lukas personally? 140 00:05:32,707 --> 00:05:34,917 I was his stylist, so yeah, 141 00:05:34,917 --> 00:05:36,836 I worked with him very intimately. 142 00:05:36,878 --> 00:05:38,087 Oh, I'm so sorry. 143 00:05:38,129 --> 00:05:40,590 -I-- I guess I'm out of the loop. -Yeah. 144 00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:45,011 -How did you know him? -I-- I didn't. 145 00:05:45,053 --> 00:05:47,972 But, uh, Richie, Richie did. 146 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:50,099 Oh, sideburns. 147 00:05:50,099 --> 00:05:51,642 Nice. 148 00:05:51,683 --> 00:05:53,436 -Mm-hmm. -Hi, Alani. 149 00:05:53,436 --> 00:05:54,520 -How are you? -I'm good. 150 00:05:54,562 --> 00:05:55,938 It's so good to see you. 151 00:05:55,980 --> 00:05:57,940 -You look incredible. -[Andrew] I love this dress. 152 00:05:57,982 --> 00:05:59,275 -Thank you. -[Tallulah] Hi. 153 00:05:59,275 --> 00:06:00,777 -Hi. -I'm Tallulah. 154 00:06:00,777 --> 00:06:02,779 You're Tallulah. 155 00:06:02,779 --> 00:06:05,531 [Charlie] Cool time to chat. What's up? 156 00:06:06,866 --> 00:06:09,285 I'm, um, I'm moving to New York 157 00:06:09,285 --> 00:06:11,454 -next week for work. -Nice. 158 00:06:11,454 --> 00:06:13,956 -I love New York. -Me too. 159 00:06:13,998 --> 00:06:15,708 -Great city. -It is. 160 00:06:15,750 --> 00:06:17,794 -[Charlie] Be a new adventure. -[Andrew] Yeah. 161 00:06:17,835 --> 00:06:19,087 Yeah, enjoy it. 162 00:06:20,421 --> 00:06:23,299 Okay, well, it was really nice running into you, Charlie. 163 00:06:23,299 --> 00:06:25,134 -Good luck. -Thank you. 164 00:06:25,176 --> 00:06:26,803 Yeah. Bye-bye. 165 00:06:30,932 --> 00:06:32,225 It was so good to see you, Andrew. 166 00:06:32,266 --> 00:06:33,768 -You too. -Bye. 167 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:36,896 [softly] That's Andrew? He's hot. 168 00:06:36,938 --> 00:06:38,481 What a fucking asshole. It's like, don't come 169 00:06:38,523 --> 00:06:41,192 and, like, hug my friends. I'm trying to funeral here. 170 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:42,985 He's a fucking sociopath. 171 00:06:42,985 --> 00:06:44,404 I thought you guys just, like, drifted apart. 172 00:06:44,445 --> 00:06:45,655 Were you super serious? 173 00:06:45,696 --> 00:06:47,990 I mean, we were super un-serious 174 00:06:48,032 --> 00:06:50,243 for a very long amount of time. 175 00:06:50,284 --> 00:06:52,161 It's like, if he needed me to be his boyfriend, 176 00:06:52,161 --> 00:06:53,538 -he should have just said that. -Right. 177 00:06:53,579 --> 00:06:55,373 Like, he broke the rules. 178 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,582 Yeah, I mean, you have the right of first refusal. 179 00:06:57,625 --> 00:07:00,336 Can't believe I have a fucking sex tape with that asshole. 180 00:07:00,336 --> 00:07:01,671 -Fun! -Rewind. [chuckles] 181 00:07:01,671 --> 00:07:03,840 Yeah. One of my best, honestly. 182 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:05,758 But can you just promise me one thing? 183 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:07,844 When I die, go to my apartment, 184 00:07:07,844 --> 00:07:09,846 burn it to the ground so no one ever sees that tape. 185 00:07:09,887 --> 00:07:11,556 -Okay, the whole... the whole... -The whole apartment. 186 00:07:11,597 --> 00:07:13,182 -You rent. -All four units. 187 00:07:13,182 --> 00:07:15,017 -I get it. I get it. -Like, whoever's in there, whatevs. 188 00:07:15,017 --> 00:07:16,269 -I get it. -[pastor] We gather today... 189 00:07:16,310 --> 00:07:17,770 Okay, let's focus on the positive. 190 00:07:17,812 --> 00:07:19,689 Like, let's just watch the funeral. 191 00:07:19,689 --> 00:07:21,691 But also in love. 192 00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:23,568 Love for Lukas, 193 00:07:23,609 --> 00:07:25,695 whose life touched us all. 194 00:07:25,736 --> 00:07:28,281 Oh, God. We got a boring priest. 195 00:07:28,322 --> 00:07:29,949 I'm good to bounce whenever. 196 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:32,618 You know, I'm not gonna lie, I was a little worried 197 00:07:32,659 --> 00:07:34,954 that my old intern was too cool for me now. 198 00:07:34,996 --> 00:07:37,206 -[chuckles] No. -You're different. 199 00:07:37,248 --> 00:07:40,376 -More makeup. -Is it too much? 200 00:07:40,376 --> 00:07:41,752 -No. -It was for, like, 201 00:07:41,794 --> 00:07:43,379 a photoshoot we did. 202 00:07:43,421 --> 00:07:46,799 A photoshoot for Alyssa180. And I was in it. 203 00:07:46,841 --> 00:07:49,177 [waiter] [clearing throat] Would you like another bottle? 204 00:07:50,094 --> 00:07:51,471 Um... 205 00:07:52,763 --> 00:07:55,057 Yeah, yeah, we'll do another. Thank you. 206 00:07:55,099 --> 00:07:56,808 [waiter] My pleasure. 207 00:07:58,436 --> 00:08:00,646 So, I thought it would be good for us, you know, 208 00:08:00,688 --> 00:08:03,733 to catch up, you know, in case we run into each other 209 00:08:03,774 --> 00:08:06,569 -in New York next month. -In New York? 210 00:08:06,611 --> 00:08:08,571 Yeah, Tallulah's a fashion girl now. 211 00:08:08,613 --> 00:08:11,824 Or at least that's what I thought you were trying to do. 212 00:08:11,866 --> 00:08:14,243 So, I figured you'd find a way to get her to the Formé dinner. 213 00:08:14,243 --> 00:08:18,331 Yeah, I mean, that's the goal long-term. 214 00:08:18,372 --> 00:08:20,291 I mean, she's not, like, officially working 215 00:08:20,332 --> 00:08:22,752 with any brands right now, you know, 216 00:08:22,793 --> 00:08:26,756 but she is flirting with them. 217 00:08:26,756 --> 00:08:29,342 [chuckles] It's more of a flirtation. 218 00:08:29,383 --> 00:08:31,427 Is Alyssa afraid of you yet? 219 00:08:31,427 --> 00:08:33,429 No. I mean, she... 220 00:08:34,597 --> 00:08:36,765 -she-- she really respects me. -Uh-huh. 221 00:08:36,807 --> 00:08:39,809 You know, and she's given me, like, an amazing platform. 222 00:08:39,852 --> 00:08:42,230 [clicking tongue] Aw. Like Ritz crackers. 223 00:08:43,940 --> 00:08:47,985 Ritz crackers is an elegant, 224 00:08:48,027 --> 00:08:50,613 old-money snacking cracker. 225 00:08:50,613 --> 00:08:51,948 Right, right. [clearing throat] 226 00:08:51,989 --> 00:08:54,617 Listen... Alyssa. 227 00:08:54,617 --> 00:08:57,995 How do I say this? She's not like us. 228 00:08:58,037 --> 00:08:59,830 -You know? -Yeah. 229 00:08:59,872 --> 00:09:02,124 She's afraid for people to get hurt. 230 00:09:02,166 --> 00:09:05,044 Like, "Oh, no, I tripped and fell down the stairs 231 00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:07,964 because my old boss grabbed my ass." 232 00:09:08,005 --> 00:09:09,966 -Grow the fuck up. -[chuckles] 233 00:09:09,966 --> 00:09:12,385 -Wait, did that happen? -I mean, if it did, 234 00:09:12,426 --> 00:09:14,303 it's exactly what she needed to wake her up 235 00:09:14,303 --> 00:09:16,639 and force her to move on, go forward with her life, 236 00:09:16,639 --> 00:09:18,140 do her own thing. 237 00:09:18,140 --> 00:09:19,976 And to get what you want, sometimes-- 238 00:09:19,976 --> 00:09:21,978 I mean, sometimes people need to get hurt. 239 00:09:22,645 --> 00:09:25,898 Yeah. I mean, it doesn't always 240 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:27,567 have to be like that, but... 241 00:09:27,608 --> 00:09:30,152 There are two types of people, Maia. 242 00:09:30,194 --> 00:09:32,655 Those who step into the hurricane, 243 00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:34,865 and those who run the other way. 244 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:37,410 Which are you? 245 00:09:38,369 --> 00:09:41,706 I-- I totally wanna be in the hurricane. 246 00:09:41,747 --> 00:09:44,667 I just don't wanna, like, get wet. [chuckles] 247 00:09:44,709 --> 00:09:46,836 -Right. -But-- but I wanna-- 248 00:09:46,877 --> 00:09:48,588 but I know I'm, like, in it for sure, and I-- 249 00:09:48,629 --> 00:09:50,548 [waiter] Miss, may I refill your glass? 250 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:51,757 Oh, thank you. 251 00:09:52,925 --> 00:09:54,427 This wine is, like, so good. 252 00:09:54,468 --> 00:09:55,845 -[Ben] Mm. -[waiter] And for you, sir? 253 00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:57,847 -Thank you so much. -No, I'm good. Thanks. 254 00:09:57,847 --> 00:09:59,557 [waiter] Enjoy. 255 00:10:02,059 --> 00:10:04,520 God, it really is just such a shame 256 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:06,063 you won't be in New York. 257 00:10:09,692 --> 00:10:13,362 Sorry, their fries are really salty. 258 00:10:13,362 --> 00:10:16,032 Um... yeah. 259 00:10:16,073 --> 00:10:18,576 I-- I really miss New York. 260 00:10:19,744 --> 00:10:21,954 [Ben] It misses you. 261 00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:27,209 [car horns honking] 262 00:10:27,251 --> 00:10:29,253 [line ringing] 263 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:34,050 Dyl? 264 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:36,385 Yeah, I just, like, got off from work early, 265 00:10:36,427 --> 00:10:39,055 and I was thinking that you could fuck my fa-- 266 00:10:39,096 --> 00:10:41,974 Oh. Oh, game night! 267 00:10:43,142 --> 00:10:45,061 Yeah! No, that's perfect. 268 00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:47,480 Then, I can finally go. 269 00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:50,107 [Alani] Churches need better sound systems. 270 00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:51,609 I feel like temples have the speaker situation, 271 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,152 -like, locked down. -[Charlie] Yeah. 272 00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:54,737 Andrew was, like, insane, right? 273 00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:56,405 It's like, come up to me at a funeral? 274 00:10:56,447 --> 00:10:58,240 It's like that's-- that's crazy behavior, right? 275 00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:00,117 Honestly, don't go up to anybody anywhere. 276 00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:01,494 Like, just text. It's crazy. 277 00:11:01,535 --> 00:11:02,745 I see you, lesbian. 278 00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:05,414 -Lesbians love crackers! -Thank you. 279 00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:08,668 -What? -Did she say lesbians love crackers? Do they? 280 00:11:08,709 --> 00:11:10,419 Maybe my Ritz commercial is playing. 281 00:11:10,419 --> 00:11:12,463 I thought you were only in, like, two seconds of it. 282 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,256 Maybe I'm really memorable in those two seconds. 283 00:11:14,256 --> 00:11:16,133 -[Charlie chuckles] -Do I look really gay right now? 284 00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:18,177 -She just called me a lesbian. -You have a lot of buckles. 285 00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:20,137 You jangle. You're like a ghost in a play. 286 00:11:20,179 --> 00:11:22,264 -[Tallulah gasps] -[Alani shrieks] 287 00:11:22,264 --> 00:11:23,516 -[Charlie] Wow. -[Tallulah] Oh, my God! 288 00:11:23,557 --> 00:11:26,268 Tallulah! Tallulah, that's you. 289 00:11:26,268 --> 00:11:28,938 -Oh, my God! -Well, it's certainly big. 290 00:11:28,979 --> 00:11:31,107 -Uh... -I get why "proud" 291 00:11:31,148 --> 00:11:33,275 is italicized, but why is "spread"? 292 00:11:33,275 --> 00:11:35,611 I think it's like, to spread something onto a cracker. 293 00:11:35,611 --> 00:11:36,946 -[Tallulah] Oh, my God. -To spread. 294 00:11:36,987 --> 00:11:38,322 I'm gonna kill Maia. 295 00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:40,783 Why would-- why would she not ask me first? 296 00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:42,493 -I think she did, babe. -No, she didn't. 297 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:43,786 Okay, I'll show it to you. 298 00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:45,371 Okay, "Tallulah, respond to our text thread." 299 00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:46,956 -[Tallulah] Oh, my God. -"Are you good to have the Ritz mural? 300 00:11:46,997 --> 00:11:48,207 Need to confirm now." 301 00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:49,959 Then, you sent a picture of SpongeBob and said, 302 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,044 -"Yes, bitch," dollar sign, dollar sign, dollar sign. -No. No. 303 00:11:52,086 --> 00:11:53,504 This is humiliating! 304 00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:57,299 -I'm gonna move to Boulder. -[Charlie and Alani] No. 305 00:11:57,299 --> 00:11:58,843 I don't think it's that bad. 306 00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:00,636 -This is so bad. -I like how it's, like, painted 307 00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:03,681 over concrete, so it gives, like, texture for the cracker. 308 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,474 I don't want my face to give texture! 309 00:12:05,516 --> 00:12:07,810 -Oh, my God. I have to go. -Wait, Lula! 310 00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:09,353 -No! -Lula! 311 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:10,813 It's not that bad. 312 00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:12,523 Be proud! 313 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:15,025 Oof, this is humiliating. 314 00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:17,027 -Here, let me take that. -Thank you. 315 00:12:17,069 --> 00:12:19,655 It's like, I miss when people were just, like, openly homophobic, 316 00:12:19,697 --> 00:12:21,824 -'cause like, what is this shit? -[camera clicking] 317 00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:23,826 I'm feeling kind of homophobic today. 318 00:12:23,826 --> 00:12:25,828 -Towards Andrews. -Oh, please. 319 00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:28,205 If you hate him, then why do you still have that sex tape? 320 00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:29,749 I keep everything. 321 00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:32,251 If I threw away anything related to trauma in my life, 322 00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:33,753 I'd live in an empty apartment. 323 00:12:33,794 --> 00:12:35,421 Charlie, no. You need to destroy that tape. 324 00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:37,339 I know you said that we should just, like, burn everything 325 00:12:37,381 --> 00:12:40,009 when you, like, drown in the fountain at the Americana, 326 00:12:40,050 --> 00:12:41,844 but I don't think we should wait that long. 327 00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:43,012 Yeah, you're right. 328 00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:46,015 Wait, what? Did y-- did your psychic 329 00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:47,767 say I was gonna drown at the Americana? 330 00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:50,728 I'm not supposed to say. 331 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:53,731 [guest 1] I've got to establish myself in the Stonelands. 332 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,065 -[guest 2] Oh. -[Dylan] Stonelands. 333 00:12:55,107 --> 00:12:56,734 -[guest 2] Interesting. -[Dylan] Okay, I mean, 334 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,527 not a lot of resources, but great defensive position, 335 00:12:58,569 --> 00:13:00,780 so I get that. Mm-hmm. 336 00:13:00,821 --> 00:13:02,198 -Baby. Hey. -Dyl! 337 00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:03,949 Hey. Babe. 338 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,703 Oh. Okay. 339 00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:11,207 -I miss you so much. -Yeah, I missed you, too. 340 00:13:11,248 --> 00:13:13,584 Um, hey, guys, this is Maia. 341 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:16,378 -Hi. I'm Maia. -[all] Hi. 342 00:13:16,420 --> 00:13:18,589 -Wow, the famous Maia. -[Maia] Oh. 343 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,549 Yeah, this is Roberta and her husband Joe. 344 00:13:20,549 --> 00:13:22,885 She teaches fifth grade in the classroom right next to me. 345 00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:25,304 And this is Jay Berthume, but we just call him Berthume. 346 00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:27,056 -Berthume, hi. -Nickname, and-- 347 00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:29,934 It's so nice to finally meet you. 348 00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:32,394 -I'm Clare. -Oh, my God! 349 00:13:32,436 --> 00:13:34,438 -Hi. -Clare. 350 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,565 Dylan talks about you all the time. 351 00:13:36,565 --> 00:13:39,902 I always imagined you as older. 352 00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:41,904 -Oh! -But you're young like me. 353 00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:44,240 Yeah. It's so great that you made it. 354 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,033 We all know how busy you are, so. 355 00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:49,787 Yeah, I'm so jealous you guys get to hang out 356 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,163 -with my Dylan all day. -[chuckles] 357 00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:53,915 -He's an incredible man. -[Maia] Agree. 358 00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:55,417 Hey, baby, come sit down, 'cause we-- 359 00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:57,336 we just drew resource cards, but you can come in 360 00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:58,420 -on the next respond. -Whoa. 361 00:13:58,420 --> 00:13:59,588 -Oh! -[Dylan] Um, oh. 362 00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:00,756 -It's a big game. -[Dylan] I was gonna-- 363 00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:01,924 -I was grabbing you a chair. -Oh. 364 00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:03,425 -Here you go. Um... -Thank you, baby. 365 00:14:03,425 --> 00:14:04,927 I mean, at this point, you probably know 366 00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:06,512 most of the rules anyways, because I never stop talking 367 00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:07,930 -about Seven Magic Kingdoms. -I know. 368 00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:09,974 -So... Yeah. Yeah, yeah. -100%. 369 00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:11,433 -Alright. -[Roberta] Oh! [laughing] 370 00:14:11,433 --> 00:14:12,434 What? 371 00:14:12,476 --> 00:14:13,853 -I got the pot roast card. -No! 372 00:14:13,894 --> 00:14:15,479 -Yeah. -This is classic Roberta. 373 00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,022 I mean, she is the absolute beast of the feast. 374 00:14:17,064 --> 00:14:19,108 She does this every fucking game. 375 00:14:19,149 --> 00:14:20,818 -Whoa. -Joe, by the way, 376 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,653 you are in Levantha's Kingdom currently, 377 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,113 so you have two options. 378 00:14:24,154 --> 00:14:26,866 You can either level up or you can hire reinforcements. 379 00:14:26,907 --> 00:14:29,535 -I'll hire. -[Dylan] You're gonna hire? 380 00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:31,453 -[laughter] -You're in Bramble currently, 381 00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:32,955 so that's gonna be 17 units. 382 00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:35,124 Yeah, but that's only if he gets enough votes. 383 00:14:35,165 --> 00:14:37,501 -Okay, Chancellor. -I'm sorry. 384 00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:39,169 [Roberta] Because I got the pot roast card, 385 00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:40,462 -no, I'm gonna-- -Alright, what-- I don't know. 386 00:14:40,504 --> 00:14:41,839 -What do you guys think? -[Roberta] One vote. 387 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,132 -[Joe] One. -[Dylan] You want one? 388 00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:44,633 -[Roberta] Yeah. -I'll go two, I'll go two. 389 00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:47,386 -[Roberta] Okay. -I'm gonna go three. 390 00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:48,679 -[Joe shouts] -[Roberta] Yes! 391 00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,556 -[Clare laughing] -You're too nice. 392 00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:53,058 -I wanna keep Joe. I wanna keep him. -You're helping him? Alright. 393 00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:54,560 -[Joe] Thank you. -[Roberta] Thanks, Clare. 394 00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:56,228 -[friends chattering softly] -Dyl? 395 00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:58,105 -Hm? -I have to pee. 396 00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:00,858 -Okay. -[whispering] Will you come 397 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,068 to the bathroom with me? 398 00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:05,112 I forgot how to wipe. 399 00:15:06,196 --> 00:15:07,364 [Clare] You can do this, you have the time! 400 00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:08,574 [Roberta] No, you can get back in. 401 00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:09,742 All you have to do is give me votes. 402 00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:11,493 -[door closes] -Maia, you got-- 403 00:15:11,493 --> 00:15:12,870 Oh, my God. 404 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,997 -[kisses smacking] -[Dylan] Babe. 405 00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:18,208 Oh, I want you to fuck the shit out of me. 406 00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:19,835 Maia, Maia, they're all, like, ten feet away right now. 407 00:15:19,835 --> 00:15:21,253 -Like you-- you don't-- -Yeah, you don't even care. 408 00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:23,172 You just wanna use me like your little doll. 409 00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:24,673 Just chill, Maia, just chill, please. 410 00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:26,842 What if I just suck your dick really quick? 411 00:15:26,842 --> 00:15:28,510 -No. Wait. -I'll be so quiet. 412 00:15:28,510 --> 00:15:30,346 Maia, you can't-- please. 413 00:15:30,387 --> 00:15:31,847 Maia, Maia, Clare's right there. 414 00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:33,557 Like, everyone's in this house, like don't-- don't do-- 415 00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:36,518 -[scoffs] Clare? -Mm... 416 00:15:37,686 --> 00:15:39,104 Chancellor Clare? 417 00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:41,440 Well, if she's so important to you, 418 00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:42,858 I should get to know her. 419 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:45,194 -Excuse me. -Maia. 420 00:15:45,235 --> 00:15:47,655 -Your pants are undone. -Maia. Maia. 421 00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:53,369 [whimpering] 422 00:15:54,745 --> 00:15:56,205 Hoo-hoo. 423 00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:58,958 -Hi. -Hey. 424 00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:02,002 Where you been? 425 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,213 Jean texted me. 426 00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:05,965 I forgot my notebook, but then Jazz 427 00:16:06,006 --> 00:16:07,591 and Lisa were there, so we ended up swimming. 428 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,051 No, totally. 429 00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:11,637 Sounds like you're friends with a lot of lesbians. 430 00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:13,222 A lot of fun group chats, I bet. 431 00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:16,892 You know, everybody talking about the stupid little baby gay 432 00:16:16,892 --> 00:16:18,394 who just loves crackers! 433 00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:19,937 That's what everyone's talking about. 434 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,271 I'm so confused right now. 435 00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:22,481 I have no idea what you're talking about. 436 00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:25,359 [sighs] Oh, my God. 437 00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:32,491 Yeah, so that's plastered on Hyperion right now. 438 00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:34,326 -[chuckles] -It's not funny. 439 00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:36,245 -No, it's not funny. It's cute, you look cute. -This is really bad. 440 00:16:36,286 --> 00:16:38,122 No, you don't come back from this! 441 00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:39,832 This is gonna haunt me for the rest of my life. 442 00:16:39,873 --> 00:16:42,251 -No, it's not. -Yes, it is. 443 00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:45,129 -Sit down. -Why? 444 00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:46,922 Sit down, come on. 445 00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:53,387 [sighs] 446 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,807 Can't believe I'm showing you this. 447 00:16:58,142 --> 00:17:00,978 -[computer key clicks] -And now, Chef Cardin is here 448 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:04,314 to help us make a Hamilton themed Sunday brunch. 449 00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:05,941 -What? -What do you got for us today? 450 00:17:05,941 --> 00:17:07,943 -Shh, just... -[Tessa] Feeding a crowd is tough 451 00:17:07,984 --> 00:17:11,946 [slow rapping] but how does a sausage biscuit, side of some ham... 452 00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:13,699 -[Tallulah] Oh. [laughing] -...and a pancake 453 00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:16,785 dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot 454 00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:18,287 -inside my skillet for a party... -[Tallulah gasps] 455 00:17:18,328 --> 00:17:20,705 -Jesus Christ. -...of a dozen folks or smaller. 456 00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:23,876 Add up the costs, you less than $30. 457 00:17:23,916 --> 00:17:25,294 [host] I love Hamilton. 458 00:17:25,335 --> 00:17:27,463 They only paid me $5,000 for that. 459 00:17:27,503 --> 00:17:28,964 Did you write that? 460 00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:31,133 My name is Chef Teresa Cardin. 461 00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:33,677 -Your name is Chef Teresa Cardin? -Okay. 462 00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:35,304 -Teresa. -Ritzy. 463 00:17:35,345 --> 00:17:37,681 But just you wait. 464 00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:41,143 Listen, people who talk shit about you, just want your money. 465 00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:43,729 You do that shit, you pay your rent, you move on. 466 00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:47,483 [exhales sharply] I think... 467 00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:51,695 I think I would feel better if I saw it again. 468 00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,489 -Get the fuck outta here. -If I gotta see it again. 469 00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:55,032 No. 470 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,742 I will never forget that. 471 00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:59,078 I bet you wish you were in the room 472 00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:01,830 -where it happened. -What? 473 00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:05,542 "In the room where it happened." From Hamilton? 474 00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:08,378 What's Hamilton? 475 00:18:10,297 --> 00:18:12,174 [Charlie muttering indistinctly] 476 00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:14,009 -Okay. You got this. -Hi. 477 00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:15,219 Hi, welcome in. 478 00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:17,012 -Great store. -Thank you. 479 00:18:17,012 --> 00:18:19,765 Um, okay, so basically, 480 00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:21,350 I have these two unlabeled tapes. 481 00:18:21,391 --> 00:18:23,519 One is from a private karaoke party 482 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:26,188 at Kylie Minogue's house, which I was at. 483 00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:29,441 And the other is, um, something else. 484 00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:32,611 And I need to know which one is which. 485 00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:34,780 Let me just go ahead and see if I have the cables for this. 486 00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:37,032 -So nice. -Oh my... 487 00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:38,367 -Charlie. -What? 488 00:18:38,408 --> 00:18:40,369 The Detroit Florida premiere. 489 00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:42,371 -Oh, my God. -This was like our first friend hang. 490 00:18:42,412 --> 00:18:44,540 That was literally the worst time in my entire life. 491 00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:46,583 Do you remember, I was only styling, like, 492 00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:48,585 older female studio execs? 493 00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,587 So many capes. 494 00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:53,590 No cables, so the only way to pull the footage off this 495 00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:55,425 would be for me to digitize it by hand, 496 00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:57,010 and then we can send you a link through the cloud. 497 00:18:58,262 --> 00:19:00,264 Or, I have a little workstation back there 498 00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:01,723 where you could check out the footage. 499 00:19:01,723 --> 00:19:03,892 -It's private? -Oh, definitely. 500 00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:05,394 We get a bunch of people coming in here 501 00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:06,895 to watch old sex tapes. 502 00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:08,772 -Oh yeah, it's-- no, that's-- -That's really-- 503 00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:10,399 [chuckles] That's not-- not our vibe. 504 00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:13,110 Um, no, we're not here to watch sex tapes. 505 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,279 I'm just making sure it's a sex tape 506 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:18,574 and that I'm gonna burn it because of trauma. 507 00:19:18,615 --> 00:19:21,326 -Alright, which one? -[Alani] Oof. 508 00:19:22,452 --> 00:19:23,495 -Yeah. -That one. 509 00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:24,746 -Okay, think so. -Alright. 510 00:19:24,746 --> 00:19:26,290 Looks retro. 511 00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:28,667 -[Charlie] Alright. -[player whirring] 512 00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:31,628 [Andrew] [on tape] What are you doing? 513 00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:33,422 [Charlie] What's up, what are we doing today? 514 00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:35,966 Oh. Like, Kylie Minogue has a TV on her floor? 515 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:39,428 No, bitch, that's my first apartment in WeHo. 516 00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:41,138 Then, this is the tape. Let's just-- 517 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,265 No, wait, wait. Sorry, sorry. 518 00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:45,601 -You're making a sex tape? -[Andrew] With my friend. 519 00:19:45,642 --> 00:19:47,186 [Charlie] Do you mind if we just watch this for a second? 520 00:19:47,227 --> 00:19:48,604 And then we'll burn it right after. 521 00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:49,938 [Alani] Totally. 522 00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:52,941 [laughing] I mean, look at-- oh, my God. 523 00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:54,693 It's like we're fucking babies there. 524 00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:56,778 [Alani] You guys look gorgeous. 525 00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:58,447 [Charlie] We had fun. 526 00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:00,949 -I must have been like Lukas' age here. -[Andrew] No. 527 00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:02,659 -[Charlie] What do you want me doing? -Actually, yeah, turn around. 528 00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:04,953 -What do you want me to do? -Put your hands right here. 529 00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:06,830 -[Charlie] Oh, okay. Yeah. -[Andrew] Like this. 530 00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:08,707 Do you think I can actually just have like a second? 531 00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:10,500 -Oh, my God, say less. -By myself? Thank you. 532 00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:13,128 I'll watch the accordion door. I love you. 533 00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:15,130 [Charlie and Andrew moaning on video] 534 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:30,687 [Andrew moaning] Yeah. Yeah. 535 00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:32,689 Oh yeah. 536 00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:35,692 [Charlie speaking indistinctly on video] 537 00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:37,736 [both continue moaning softly on video] 538 00:20:42,824 --> 00:20:43,992 [text whooshing] 539 00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:51,291 [sobbing] 540 00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:02,844 [sniffling, sighing] 541 00:21:02,844 --> 00:21:04,846 [Dylan] No, what-- what I'm saying is that basically 542 00:21:04,846 --> 00:21:08,016 repairing your armor, that was your strategic action. 543 00:21:08,016 --> 00:21:09,935 [Berthume] A-Are we not in status phase? 544 00:21:09,977 --> 00:21:11,228 -[Dylan] No, no, we're not in status phase. -[Clare] No. 545 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,521 [Dylan] We're playing with the expansion, 546 00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:13,772 and the expansion means that it changes 547 00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:15,857 the order of the-- the phasing a little bit. 548 00:21:15,857 --> 00:21:18,026 -[Clare] Mm-hmm. -[Berthume] Oh. Really? 549 00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:20,779 -Yeah. -So, Clare. 550 00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:23,198 What subject do you teach? 551 00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:25,033 Oh, I teach fourth grade, 552 00:21:25,075 --> 00:21:27,869 -so I teach all the subjects. -Aw! 553 00:21:27,911 --> 00:21:29,871 Do your students love you? 554 00:21:29,871 --> 00:21:31,373 I remember, when I was in school, 555 00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:33,375 we always loved the pretty young teacher... 556 00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:34,710 -Oh. -...'cause we were like, 557 00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:36,628 -"You're just like us." -[laughing] 558 00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:39,423 Um, I mean, Dylan's students love him. 559 00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:42,384 He's probably the most popular teacher at school. 560 00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:44,886 Aww. Mr. Popular! 561 00:21:44,928 --> 00:21:46,430 -Yep. Yeah. -I bet you guys 562 00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:47,806 all fight over him. 563 00:21:47,848 --> 00:21:50,100 You're like, "Dylan, come have lunch with me 564 00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:52,227 -in my classroom." -Yeah. 565 00:21:52,269 --> 00:21:54,229 Is that you? 566 00:21:54,271 --> 00:21:56,982 No, I usually just eat in my car 567 00:21:57,024 --> 00:21:58,775 and look at my phone. 568 00:21:58,817 --> 00:22:00,402 -So sad. -Yeah. 569 00:22:00,402 --> 00:22:03,447 Hey, uh, Maia, why don't you play this next round with us? 570 00:22:03,488 --> 00:22:04,823 -Yeah, do you wanna play? -[Roberta] Oh, yeah, yeah. 571 00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:07,409 No, Clare and I wanna play a fun game. 572 00:22:07,451 --> 00:22:09,119 Oh, I like Seven Magic Kingdoms. 573 00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:12,247 [gasps] Oh, my God! Do you know what we should play? 574 00:22:12,247 --> 00:22:14,166 -What? -We're Not Really Strangers. 575 00:22:14,207 --> 00:22:15,417 -Maia, no. -[Joe] What's that? 576 00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:16,918 Yes! Have you guys never played that? 577 00:22:16,918 --> 00:22:18,420 -[friends] No. -You've never played that? 578 00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:20,297 -[friends] No. -You guys! 579 00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:23,467 You have to play. It's so fun. 580 00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:26,636 You ask all these fun questions, like, who here would you pick 581 00:22:26,678 --> 00:22:28,180 to help you cover up a murder? 582 00:22:28,221 --> 00:22:29,639 Oh. You. [laughing] 583 00:22:29,681 --> 00:22:30,766 -Me? -[overlapping chatter] 584 00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:32,351 -[Maia] Whoa. -[Roberta] You're tough. 585 00:22:32,392 --> 00:22:34,603 Or, who here is the worst driver? 586 00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:35,937 -[Roberta] Oh. -Guilty! 587 00:22:35,937 --> 00:22:37,439 Guilty! 588 00:22:37,481 --> 00:22:39,649 Okay, okay, I'm gonna go first. 589 00:22:40,275 --> 00:22:42,194 Mm... 590 00:22:42,235 --> 00:22:43,945 -Clare! -Yes. 591 00:22:43,945 --> 00:22:46,531 Who in this room do you most wanna fuck? 592 00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:50,118 [Dylan] Maia. [scoffs] Maia, don't-- that's-- 593 00:22:50,118 --> 00:22:52,037 there's six of us, okay? That's really awkward. 594 00:22:52,079 --> 00:22:53,288 -[Clare] Yeah. -You know, don't... 595 00:22:53,330 --> 00:22:54,956 No, I-- I already know. 596 00:22:54,998 --> 00:22:57,667 Okay, well, it's Clare's turn. You can go next. 597 00:22:57,709 --> 00:22:59,961 -[Berthume] Okay. -Clare, who are you 598 00:22:59,961 --> 00:23:01,421 having sex with in this room? 599 00:23:02,297 --> 00:23:03,632 -Uh... -You can pick anyone. 600 00:23:03,673 --> 00:23:05,300 -Hey, no, don't-- -Any of us. You can pick him. 601 00:23:05,300 --> 00:23:07,803 -Maia, don't-- Maia. -You can pick Robert. 602 00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:10,180 -I'm Roberta. -No one. I-- no one. 603 00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:11,973 -[Dylan] Maia. Maia. -If there was like a gun in your mouth, 604 00:23:11,973 --> 00:23:13,517 -and you had to pick one of the people here... -I'd rather just play 605 00:23:13,558 --> 00:23:15,310 -Seven Magic Kingdoms. -...to fuck. 606 00:23:15,310 --> 00:23:17,521 -[Dylan] Maia, Maia, Maia. -Gun in your mouth, who do you fuck? 607 00:23:17,562 --> 00:23:19,064 -Maia. Maia. -Don't be a loser. What? 608 00:23:19,106 --> 00:23:21,191 We're like halfway through this game right now. 609 00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:23,735 We're gonna finish this game, okay? 610 00:23:23,777 --> 00:23:26,738 [with English accent] Oh, no. Sir Dylan 611 00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:31,034 has locked his wench away in the tower. [laughing] 612 00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:33,203 I'm in trouble. 613 00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:35,038 [chuckles] 614 00:23:35,872 --> 00:23:37,666 I'm gonna get a seltzer. 615 00:23:42,879 --> 00:23:45,090 -Holy shit. -Hey. 616 00:23:45,132 --> 00:23:47,008 Hi. [chuckles] 617 00:23:47,050 --> 00:23:48,844 -I'm not mad. -Oh, okay. 618 00:23:48,885 --> 00:23:50,595 -Just so you know. -Okay. 619 00:23:50,637 --> 00:23:52,931 [chuckles] About what? 620 00:23:52,973 --> 00:23:55,600 About you and Dylan. [clicking tongue] 621 00:23:55,642 --> 00:23:58,770 I don't know what you're talking about. 622 00:23:58,812 --> 00:24:00,605 -Yes, you do. -I don't, I really don't. 623 00:24:00,647 --> 00:24:02,441 -You do. -Hey, are we good here? 624 00:24:02,482 --> 00:24:04,901 Um, I don't know. 625 00:24:04,943 --> 00:24:08,655 -[chuckles] -I don't know. I don't know. 626 00:24:09,823 --> 00:24:11,116 [mocking] "I don't know." 627 00:24:11,158 --> 00:24:13,410 Maia, what the fuck? Enough. 628 00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:14,703 What are you gonna do? 629 00:24:15,704 --> 00:24:17,914 -[thud] -Punish me? 630 00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:24,463 Oh, my God, you're no fun. 631 00:24:25,589 --> 00:24:26,756 Ugh. 632 00:24:26,798 --> 00:24:29,759 -I'm getting more wine. -Yeah. 633 00:24:32,012 --> 00:24:33,805 -What if we get caught? -"We"? 634 00:24:33,847 --> 00:24:35,307 I don't know you. 635 00:24:35,348 --> 00:24:36,975 I'll get you a good lawyer though. 636 00:24:37,017 --> 00:24:39,227 -Bitch. -[laughing] 637 00:24:39,269 --> 00:24:40,896 -Oh, my God. -[Tallulah squealing] 638 00:24:40,896 --> 00:24:43,190 Oh, my God, okay. Okay. 639 00:24:44,232 --> 00:24:45,400 -I'm psyched! -I'm doing it. 640 00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:47,110 -[chuckles] -Ready? 641 00:24:47,152 --> 00:24:50,739 -One... -[both] Two... three! 642 00:24:50,780 --> 00:24:52,657 [both shrieking and laughing] 643 00:24:52,699 --> 00:24:53,783 Oh, my God. 644 00:24:56,077 --> 00:24:57,746 -Oh, my God. -That is crazy. 645 00:24:57,746 --> 00:24:59,623 -[laughing] -Happy? 646 00:24:59,664 --> 00:25:02,083 Maia's gonna be so pissed. 647 00:25:02,083 --> 00:25:05,587 So what? You feel good, right? 648 00:25:05,629 --> 00:25:07,506 -I mean, yeah. [laughing] -Yeah. 649 00:25:07,547 --> 00:25:09,257 That felt amazing. 650 00:25:09,299 --> 00:25:10,467 -[horn honking] -Oh... 651 00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:12,427 -[Tallulah squealing] -Go, go, come on! 652 00:25:12,427 --> 00:25:14,429 -Be careful. -Is that an undercover cop? 653 00:25:14,429 --> 00:25:16,181 -Oh, my God. -Come on. Shit. 654 00:25:16,223 --> 00:25:18,266 -Oh, my God, I'm gonna pee my pants. -Go, go, go, go. [chuckles] 655 00:25:18,266 --> 00:25:19,601 -Oh, shit. -Oh, my God. 656 00:25:19,601 --> 00:25:21,645 -Oh, my God. -I'm gonna pee my pants. 657 00:25:21,686 --> 00:25:23,438 [laughing] Oh, my God. 658 00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:28,777 Mm. 659 00:25:28,818 --> 00:25:30,946 [Dylan] Right, well, we can-- we can just play again next week. 660 00:25:30,946 --> 00:25:32,822 -We'll get a full game in, and-- -[Clare] Yeah, that sounds good. 661 00:25:32,864 --> 00:25:34,616 [Dylan] But yeah, but thanks. Thanks for coming by, guys. 662 00:25:34,658 --> 00:25:36,660 [Roberta] Okay. N-Nice to meet you, Maia. 663 00:25:36,701 --> 00:25:38,954 Wait, where is everybody going? I just changed. 664 00:25:38,954 --> 00:25:40,830 Yeah, I think it made sense to wrap it up, so. 665 00:25:40,872 --> 00:25:43,291 Yeah, I actually just got a notification from Citizen. 666 00:25:43,291 --> 00:25:46,127 -There was an anti-gay hate crime in Silverlake? -Oh, my God. 667 00:25:46,169 --> 00:25:47,796 -No way. -[Roberta] We're gonna have to talk to the kids. 668 00:25:47,796 --> 00:25:49,047 They walk right past there, we have to. 669 00:25:49,089 --> 00:25:50,215 Don't let the porch pirates get this. 670 00:25:50,257 --> 00:25:51,508 -Okay. -Bye. 671 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:53,301 -See ya, buddy. -Bye, nice to meet you guys. 672 00:25:53,301 --> 00:25:54,469 [Roberta] Bye. Bye, thanks, Dylan. 673 00:25:54,511 --> 00:25:56,304 [Dylan] Yep. 674 00:25:56,346 --> 00:25:57,806 [Berthume] Oh. Oh, hey, you know what? 675 00:25:57,806 --> 00:25:59,808 N-Next time, let's do this at my place. 676 00:25:59,849 --> 00:26:02,394 -I got a new patio, just got it done. -[Dylan] You got a new patio? 677 00:26:02,435 --> 00:26:03,895 -[Berthume] A new patio, man. -[Dylan] That's-- okay, cool. 678 00:26:03,937 --> 00:26:05,230 -[Berthume] So, we can break it in. -[Dylan] Yeah. 679 00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:07,148 We can absolutely break in your patio. 680 00:26:07,190 --> 00:26:09,025 -[Berthume] Some wine. Insect repellent. -[Dylan] It's gonna be great. 681 00:26:09,067 --> 00:26:10,485 -[Berthume] And get the whole thing going. -[Dylan] Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 682 00:26:10,485 --> 00:26:11,653 -Okay, great. -[Berthume] Patio time. 683 00:26:11,653 --> 00:26:12,821 -[Dylan] Patio time. -[Berthume] Okay. 684 00:26:12,821 --> 00:26:14,364 [door closes] 685 00:26:15,323 --> 00:26:18,410 -Hey. -Maia, what the fuck was that? 686 00:26:18,451 --> 00:26:20,328 -What? -"What?" 687 00:26:20,370 --> 00:26:21,663 All that shit you were saying about Clare, 688 00:26:21,705 --> 00:26:23,164 that was extremely rude and also not true. 689 00:26:23,164 --> 00:26:24,332 Like, what the fuck are you doing? 690 00:26:24,332 --> 00:26:27,210 Dylan, it's fine, okay? 691 00:26:27,252 --> 00:26:28,878 I'm not even mad. 692 00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:31,256 But you can just admit that you wanna fuck her. 693 00:26:31,298 --> 00:26:33,091 -I do not want to fuck her. -You don't wanna fuck her? 694 00:26:33,133 --> 00:26:35,093 -Okay? I do not wanna fuck her. -Chancellor Clare? 695 00:26:35,135 --> 00:26:36,678 You don't wanna fuck Chancellor Clare? 696 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:38,179 Maia, I do not wanna fuck Clare. 697 00:26:38,179 --> 00:26:40,432 It's okay, you can just say you find her attractive. 698 00:26:40,473 --> 00:26:42,350 -Maia, stop it. Maia. -Do you think she's attractive? 699 00:26:42,350 --> 00:26:43,935 -You're not saying no. You find her attractive. -Maia, stop-- Maia! 700 00:26:43,977 --> 00:26:45,186 -Stop it! -You do, I knew it. 701 00:26:45,228 --> 00:26:46,521 Why the fuck are you doing this right now? 702 00:26:46,563 --> 00:26:47,897 It's like you're just trying to make me angry. 703 00:26:47,939 --> 00:26:51,026 Yeah. You're hot when you're mad. 704 00:26:51,026 --> 00:26:54,029 [♪ electronic music playing] 705 00:27:00,994 --> 00:27:03,246 Go to the fucking bedroom. 706 00:27:03,288 --> 00:27:05,081 Oh, my God, fuck! 707 00:27:05,123 --> 00:27:07,959 -[Dylan grunting] -[moaning] Oh, my God. 708 00:27:08,001 --> 00:27:10,045 [moaning] Oh, my God. 709 00:27:10,045 --> 00:27:12,422 I'm gonna cum. Oh, my God. 710 00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:15,133 -[moaning] -You like that, huh? 711 00:27:15,175 --> 00:27:17,719 You're gonna get yourself to New York, aren't you? 712 00:27:17,719 --> 00:27:21,264 -[continues moaning] -Good girl. 713 00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:23,099 -Oh, fuck! -[Dylan grunting] 714 00:27:23,141 --> 00:27:25,602 [both moaning loudly] 715 00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:27,354 [both panting] 716 00:27:30,565 --> 00:27:32,567 That was so good, baby. 717 00:27:32,609 --> 00:27:34,569 I have to text Tallulah. 718 00:27:35,737 --> 00:27:37,197 [sighs] 719 00:27:39,032 --> 00:27:40,492 [Dylan panting] 720 00:27:44,788 --> 00:27:48,750 ♪ I'm so question, don't stop questions ♪ 721 00:27:52,712 --> 00:27:56,800 ♪ Take a taste of what is real now ♪ 722 00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:04,599 ♪ This is movement, don't stop movement ♪ 723 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:12,607 ♪ You know I never stop wanting ♪ 724 00:28:18,029 --> 00:28:20,615 ♪ Shh, shh ♪ 725 00:28:21,866 --> 00:28:24,494 ♪ Shh, Stop ♪ 726 00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:26,538 ♪♪