1 00:00:24,315 --> 00:00:27,485 Ten-minute warning. Picture's up in ten. 2 00:00:27,569 --> 00:00:29,988 Oh. Okay, "picture's up in ten." 3 00:00:30,071 --> 00:00:32,490 -No, literally, picture's up in ten. -"Picture's up in ten." 4 00:00:32,573 --> 00:00:33,700 -Excuse me. -Yeah. 5 00:00:33,783 --> 00:00:35,201 Can I check your lav real quick? 6 00:00:35,285 --> 00:00:37,287 -Mm, oh, you wanna check my lav? -Yeah, yeah. It's right here 7 00:00:37,370 --> 00:00:39,122 -on the sweater, right there. -Okay, yeah. 8 00:00:39,205 --> 00:00:42,792 And for this take, don't actually eat the Ritz. 9 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:44,419 Just, like, hold them. 10 00:00:44,502 --> 00:00:46,171 -Oh, sorry, I ate them last time. -Yeah. 11 00:00:46,254 --> 00:00:47,380 -Okay, yeah, don't do that. -That was stupid. 12 00:00:47,464 --> 00:00:49,215 We can hear it on the mic. 13 00:00:49,299 --> 00:00:50,717 -That's my set crush. -Oh, my God. 14 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:52,427 -He's obsessed. -Obsessed! 15 00:00:52,510 --> 00:00:54,012 -That was crazy. -That was crazy. 16 00:00:54,095 --> 00:00:55,764 "Don't eat the cracker." 17 00:00:55,847 --> 00:00:57,932 Okay, you wanna eat my cracker, bitch. 18 00:00:59,934 --> 00:01:01,561 -Oh, my God. -Did you see how he put 19 00:01:01,644 --> 00:01:03,021 -the lav on, he's like-- -No, he could put that 20 00:01:03,104 --> 00:01:04,938 -literally anywhere. -He's, like, going under here. 21 00:01:05,022 --> 00:01:07,567 -I know, it's insane. -Oh, it's Tessa! 22 00:01:08,985 --> 00:01:09,986 Hi! 23 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:11,863 No, I'm totally free. 24 00:01:11,946 --> 00:01:13,740 Look how cool. Look at this. 25 00:01:15,241 --> 00:01:16,576 Hey, girl. 26 00:01:16,658 --> 00:01:18,328 Hi! 27 00:01:18,411 --> 00:01:20,580 How are you? How is Ritz feeling? 28 00:01:20,663 --> 00:01:22,457 We are so happy. 29 00:01:22,539 --> 00:01:23,666 -Is she having fun? -Yes. 30 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:25,835 -She is having so much fun. -Mm! 31 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:28,170 Is she checking in on the ol' boyfriend? 32 00:01:28,254 --> 00:01:29,923 Her girlfriend, yeah, it's so sweet. 33 00:01:30,006 --> 00:01:31,883 Oh! Tallulah's gay? 34 00:01:32,884 --> 00:01:36,429 Yeah, I mean, she's, like, dated men before. 35 00:01:36,513 --> 00:01:38,807 -Now, she's dating a woman, but-- -Of course. 36 00:01:38,890 --> 00:01:40,683 Queer. And she's out? 37 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:45,104 Yeah, I mean, I feel like people don't really come out anymore, 38 00:01:45,188 --> 00:01:46,731 but people know. 39 00:01:46,815 --> 00:01:49,317 That is amazing. So great to hear. 40 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:54,322 Don't worry. We love that she's a lesbian. Corporate's gonna flip. 41 00:01:54,405 --> 00:01:58,660 Well, I love corporate, and I love lesbians. 42 00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:04,457 Wish I was one. And then corporate would gag for me. 43 00:02:08,252 --> 00:02:09,711 Ritz. We're easy. 44 00:02:09,795 --> 00:02:11,214 Do you like it? I can't tell. 45 00:02:11,297 --> 00:02:13,091 -Mm, I love it. -Yeah? 46 00:02:13,174 --> 00:02:14,634 Yeah, making crackers cool. 47 00:02:14,717 --> 00:02:16,594 -Okay. -I told you, Mai. 48 00:02:16,678 --> 00:02:18,346 Ritz is a blue-chip brand. 49 00:02:18,429 --> 00:02:20,348 This totally elevates Tallulah, right? 50 00:02:20,431 --> 00:02:21,599 Yeah, it's-- yeah. 51 00:02:21,683 --> 00:02:23,935 Oh! Isn't glam fun? 52 00:02:24,018 --> 00:02:26,312 Yes. So fun. 53 00:02:27,355 --> 00:02:30,984 Do you think I look like Nancy Pelosi? 54 00:02:31,067 --> 00:02:33,987 Well, only in that you both are bosses. 55 00:02:34,070 --> 00:02:35,405 -Okay. -Okay, ladies, 56 00:02:35,530 --> 00:02:37,406 I think Keith is about ready to shoot this. 57 00:02:37,490 --> 00:02:38,950 Oh, hi, Sarah. 58 00:02:40,076 --> 00:02:41,161 This is Maia. 59 00:02:41,244 --> 00:02:42,745 -Hi. Oh. -Maia. 60 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:45,081 I was thinking that she could be seated next to me. 61 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:46,666 Or a little behind me, but close. 62 00:02:46,749 --> 00:02:49,168 She is a really big part of the future of this company 63 00:02:49,252 --> 00:02:51,546 and helping us build our amazing roster. 64 00:02:51,629 --> 00:02:54,799 Doesn't it feel so good to see so many strong female faces? 65 00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:57,510 Would you say that the culture here at Alyssa180 66 00:02:57,594 --> 00:03:00,722 is a response to your experience at IME? 67 00:03:01,723 --> 00:03:03,057 That was so long ago. 68 00:03:03,141 --> 00:03:05,393 Oh, but your boss did resign, yes? 69 00:03:05,476 --> 00:03:08,646 Yes, and I want to just focus on the-- 70 00:03:08,730 --> 00:03:10,982 not focus on the past and focus on the future. 71 00:03:11,065 --> 00:03:15,403 Which is continuing to foster community 72 00:03:15,486 --> 00:03:20,950 built on a foundation of values of the-- 73 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:22,994 the values of these women. 74 00:03:23,077 --> 00:03:27,207 I just also wanna say, like, when I was in college, 75 00:03:27,290 --> 00:03:30,043 all the jobs in management and branding 76 00:03:30,126 --> 00:03:31,544 were total boys clubs. 77 00:03:31,628 --> 00:03:34,756 And it's just so refreshing to put that behind us 78 00:03:34,839 --> 00:03:37,341 and put Alyssa in front of me. 79 00:03:37,425 --> 00:03:39,010 A total 180. 80 00:03:39,093 --> 00:03:40,178 -Total 180. -Yeah. 81 00:03:40,261 --> 00:03:42,013 I love it. Okay, alright. 82 00:03:42,096 --> 00:03:44,140 Wow. That really got her going. 83 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:45,350 Yeah, I know. 84 00:03:45,433 --> 00:03:48,728 Sorry, a messenger just brought this. It's urgent, I guess. 85 00:03:48,811 --> 00:03:51,022 Actually, it's for Maia. 86 00:03:51,105 --> 00:03:52,232 Oh. 87 00:03:58,780 --> 00:03:59,948 And the messenger wants an answer, 88 00:04:00,031 --> 00:04:01,950 which is, like, fancy. 89 00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:09,707 Yes. Yeah. I-- sorry. I will be there. 90 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:12,335 -Got it. -Dylan wants to take me to lunch. 91 00:04:12,418 --> 00:04:15,713 -He's so old-fashioned. -Oh, well, I hope he cooks you 92 00:04:15,797 --> 00:04:17,798 one of his famous steaks. 93 00:04:18,716 --> 00:04:19,968 Inside joke. 94 00:04:20,051 --> 00:04:21,844 That's why I didn't get it. 95 00:04:22,929 --> 00:04:25,306 Let's, like, try to get an aisle seat, in case it's boring. 96 00:04:25,390 --> 00:04:27,058 -How are you feeling? -I'm fine. 97 00:04:27,141 --> 00:04:29,352 -This is really sad. -Yeah, I'm like, yeah. 98 00:04:29,435 --> 00:04:31,437 I don't know, it's obviously, like, tragic, 99 00:04:31,521 --> 00:04:34,023 but I feel like you just, like, get numb to this stuff in LA. 100 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:35,858 It's like, people be dying here every day. 101 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:37,026 Not every day. 102 00:04:37,777 --> 00:04:39,404 I'm so sorry, we're full. 103 00:04:39,487 --> 00:04:40,905 We're sending people across the street. 104 00:04:41,656 --> 00:04:44,284 Maybe wanna just check the list really quick 105 00:04:44,367 --> 00:04:46,202 before you make any judgments like that? 106 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:48,037 -Charlie Cohen? -Again, I'm really sorry 107 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:50,581 for your loss, but a Landry fan organized a meet-up 108 00:04:50,665 --> 00:04:52,250 for kids to grieve, and now there's a-- 109 00:04:52,332 --> 00:04:53,793 a fire code violation. 110 00:04:53,876 --> 00:04:55,753 Please back up. It's a funeral. 111 00:04:55,837 --> 00:04:57,255 -Oh, Jesus! -Oh! 112 00:04:57,338 --> 00:04:59,090 -Oh, my God, wow. -What kind of establishment 113 00:04:59,173 --> 00:05:01,092 are you running? Are you good with God? 114 00:05:01,175 --> 00:05:04,053 Like, you know what? Guys, let's go to the overflow. 115 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:05,596 This is disgusting. 116 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:12,186 I can't believe they put us in the second overflow area. 117 00:05:12,270 --> 00:05:15,940 It's very insulting. It's like, I was on the jerk-off thread. 118 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:18,026 Like, who among us was on the jerk-off thread? 119 00:05:20,486 --> 00:05:21,654 Charlie. 120 00:05:23,197 --> 00:05:24,490 Hey. 121 00:05:24,574 --> 00:05:27,035 Andrew. Hello. 122 00:05:27,118 --> 00:05:28,786 It's been a minute. 123 00:05:29,662 --> 00:05:32,623 It's such a tragedy. Did you know Lukas personally? 124 00:05:32,707 --> 00:05:36,794 I was his stylist, so yeah, I worked with him very intimately. 125 00:05:36,878 --> 00:05:38,046 Oh, I'm so sorry. 126 00:05:38,129 --> 00:05:40,506 -I guess I'm out of the loop. -Yeah. 127 00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:44,969 -How did you know him? -I didn't. 128 00:05:45,053 --> 00:05:47,930 But, Richie, Richie did. 129 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:50,016 Oh, sideburns. 130 00:05:50,099 --> 00:05:51,601 Nice. 131 00:05:51,683 --> 00:05:53,353 Hi, Alani. 132 00:05:53,436 --> 00:05:54,479 -How are you? -I'm good. 133 00:05:54,562 --> 00:05:55,897 It's so good to see you. 134 00:05:55,980 --> 00:05:57,899 -You look incredible. -I love this dress. 135 00:05:57,982 --> 00:05:59,192 -Thank you. -Hi. 136 00:05:59,275 --> 00:06:00,693 -Hi. -I'm Tallulah. 137 00:06:00,777 --> 00:06:02,695 You're Tallulah. 138 00:06:02,779 --> 00:06:05,448 Cool time to chat. What's up? 139 00:06:06,783 --> 00:06:07,617 I'm... 140 00:06:08,326 --> 00:06:10,453 I'm moving to New York next week for work. 141 00:06:10,536 --> 00:06:11,371 Nice. 142 00:06:11,454 --> 00:06:13,915 -I love New York. -Me too. 143 00:06:13,998 --> 00:06:15,666 -Great city. -It is. 144 00:06:15,750 --> 00:06:17,752 -Be a new adventure. -Yeah. 145 00:06:17,835 --> 00:06:19,003 Yeah, enjoy it. 146 00:06:20,421 --> 00:06:23,216 Okay, well, it was really nice running into you, Charlie. 147 00:06:23,299 --> 00:06:25,093 -Good luck. -Thank you. 148 00:06:25,176 --> 00:06:26,803 Yeah. Bye-bye. 149 00:06:30,932 --> 00:06:32,183 It was so good to see you, Andrew. 150 00:06:32,266 --> 00:06:33,768 -You too. -Bye. 151 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:36,854 That's Andrew? He's hot. 152 00:06:36,938 --> 00:06:38,439 What a fucking asshole. It's like, don't come 153 00:06:38,523 --> 00:06:41,150 and, like, hug my friends. I'm trying to funeral here. 154 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:42,902 He's a fucking sociopath. 155 00:06:42,985 --> 00:06:45,613 I thought you guys drifted apart. Were you super serious? 156 00:06:45,696 --> 00:06:50,201 We were super un-serious for a very long amount of time. 157 00:06:50,284 --> 00:06:52,078 It's like, if he needed me to be his boyfriend, 158 00:06:52,161 --> 00:06:53,496 -he should have just said that. -Right. 159 00:06:53,579 --> 00:06:55,331 Like, he broke the rules. 160 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,542 Yeah, I mean, you have the right of first refusal. 161 00:06:57,625 --> 00:07:00,253 Can't believe I have a fucking sex tape with that asshole. 162 00:07:00,336 --> 00:07:01,587 -Fun! -Rewind. 163 00:07:01,671 --> 00:07:05,716 One of my best, honestly. But can you promise me one thing? 164 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:07,760 When I die, go to my apartment, 165 00:07:07,844 --> 00:07:09,804 burn it to the ground so no one ever sees that tape. 166 00:07:09,887 --> 00:07:11,514 -Okay, the whole, the whole... -The whole apartment. 167 00:07:11,597 --> 00:07:13,099 -You rent. -All four units. 168 00:07:13,182 --> 00:07:14,934 -I get it. I get it. -Like, whoever's in there, whatevs. 169 00:07:15,017 --> 00:07:16,227 -I get it. -We gather today... 170 00:07:16,310 --> 00:07:19,605 Okay, let's focus on the positive. Like, let's just watch the funeral. 171 00:07:19,689 --> 00:07:21,607 But also in love. 172 00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:25,653 Love for Lukas, whose life touched us all. 173 00:07:25,736 --> 00:07:29,824 Oh, God. We got a boring priest. I'm good to bounce whenever. 174 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:32,577 You know, I'm not gonna lie, I was a little worried 175 00:07:32,659 --> 00:07:34,912 that my old intern was too cool for me now. 176 00:07:34,996 --> 00:07:37,165 -No. -You're different. 177 00:07:37,248 --> 00:07:40,293 -More makeup. -Is it too much? 178 00:07:40,376 --> 00:07:43,337 -No. -It was for, like, a photoshoot we did. 179 00:07:43,421 --> 00:07:46,757 A photoshoot for Alyssa180. And I was in it. 180 00:07:48,217 --> 00:07:49,552 Would you like another bottle? 181 00:07:52,763 --> 00:07:55,016 Yeah, yeah, we'll do another. Thank you. 182 00:07:55,099 --> 00:07:56,517 My pleasure. 183 00:07:58,436 --> 00:08:00,605 So, I thought it would be good for us, you know, 184 00:08:00,688 --> 00:08:03,691 to catch up, you know, in case we run into each other 185 00:08:03,774 --> 00:08:06,527 -in New York next month. -In New York? 186 00:08:06,611 --> 00:08:08,529 Yeah, Tallulah's a fashion girl now. 187 00:08:08,613 --> 00:08:11,782 Or at least that's what I thought you were trying to do. 188 00:08:11,866 --> 00:08:14,160 So, I figured you'd find a way to get her to the Formé dinner. 189 00:08:14,243 --> 00:08:17,538 Yeah, I mean, that's the goal long-term. 190 00:08:18,372 --> 00:08:20,249 I mean, she's not, like, officially working 191 00:08:20,332 --> 00:08:26,672 with any brands right now, you know, but she is flirting with them. 192 00:08:27,965 --> 00:08:29,300 It's more of a flirtation. 193 00:08:29,383 --> 00:08:31,344 Is Alyssa afraid of you yet? 194 00:08:31,427 --> 00:08:33,429 No. I mean, she... 195 00:08:34,597 --> 00:08:36,724 -she really respects me. -Uh-huh. 196 00:08:36,807 --> 00:08:39,769 You know, and she's given me, like, an amazing platform. 197 00:08:39,852 --> 00:08:42,145 Aw. Like Ritz crackers. 198 00:08:43,940 --> 00:08:47,944 Ritz crackers is an elegant, 199 00:08:48,027 --> 00:08:50,530 old-money snacking cracker. 200 00:08:50,613 --> 00:08:52,573 Right, right. Listen... 201 00:08:53,574 --> 00:08:56,202 Alyssa. How do I say this? 202 00:08:56,911 --> 00:08:57,954 She's not like us. 203 00:08:58,037 --> 00:08:59,789 -You know? -Yeah. 204 00:08:59,872 --> 00:09:02,083 She's afraid for people to get hurt. 205 00:09:02,166 --> 00:09:05,002 Like, "Oh, no, I tripped and fell down the stairs 206 00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:07,838 because my old boss grabbed my ass." 207 00:09:07,922 --> 00:09:08,756 Grow the fuck up. 208 00:09:09,966 --> 00:09:12,343 -Wait, did that happen? -I mean, if it did, 209 00:09:12,426 --> 00:09:14,220 it's exactly what she needed to wake her up 210 00:09:14,303 --> 00:09:16,556 and force her to move on, go forward with her life, 211 00:09:16,639 --> 00:09:18,057 do her own thing. 212 00:09:18,140 --> 00:09:21,852 And to get what you want, sometimes-- I mean, sometimes people need to get hurt. 213 00:09:22,645 --> 00:09:27,525 Yeah. I mean, it doesn't always have to be like that, but... 214 00:09:27,608 --> 00:09:30,111 There are two types of people, Maia. 215 00:09:30,194 --> 00:09:34,865 Those who step into the hurricane, and those who run the other way. 216 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:37,410 Which are you? 217 00:09:38,369 --> 00:09:41,664 I totally wanna be in the hurricane. 218 00:09:41,747 --> 00:09:44,625 I just don't wanna, like, get wet. 219 00:09:44,709 --> 00:09:46,794 -Right. -But I wanna-- 220 00:09:46,877 --> 00:09:48,546 but I know I'm, like, in it for sure, and I-- 221 00:09:48,629 --> 00:09:50,506 Miss, may I refill your glass? 222 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:51,757 Oh, thank you. 223 00:09:52,925 --> 00:09:54,385 This wine is, like, so good. 224 00:09:54,468 --> 00:09:55,761 And for you, sir? 225 00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:57,763 -Thank you so much. -No, I'm good. Thanks. 226 00:09:57,847 --> 00:09:58,973 Enjoy. 227 00:10:02,059 --> 00:10:06,063 God, it really is just such a shame you won't be in New York. 228 00:10:09,692 --> 00:10:13,279 Sorry, their fries are really salty. 229 00:10:15,114 --> 00:10:18,576 Yeah. I really miss New York. 230 00:10:19,744 --> 00:10:20,828 It misses you. 231 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:33,966 Dyl? 232 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:36,344 Yeah, I just, like, got off from work early, 233 00:10:36,427 --> 00:10:39,013 and I was thinking that you could fuck my fa-- 234 00:10:39,096 --> 00:10:41,974 Oh. Oh, game night! 235 00:10:43,142 --> 00:10:47,480 Yeah! No, that's perfect. Then, I can finally go. 236 00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:50,066 Churches need better sound systems. 237 00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:51,567 I feel like temples have the speaker situation, 238 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,110 -like, locked down. -Yeah. 239 00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:56,364 Andrew was, like, insane, right? It's like, come up to me at a funeral? 240 00:10:56,447 --> 00:10:58,157 It's like that's crazy behavior, right? 241 00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:01,452 Honestly, don't go up to anybody anywhere. Like, just text. It's crazy. 242 00:11:01,535 --> 00:11:02,662 I see you, lesbian. 243 00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:05,373 -Lesbians love crackers! -Thank you. 244 00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:07,416 -What? -Did she say lesbians love crackers? 245 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:08,626 Do they? 246 00:11:08,709 --> 00:11:10,336 Maybe my Ritz commercial is playing. 247 00:11:10,419 --> 00:11:12,421 I thought you were only in, like, two seconds of it. 248 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,173 Maybe I'm really memorable in those two seconds. 249 00:11:14,256 --> 00:11:16,092 Do I look really gay right now? 250 00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:18,135 -She just called me a lesbian. -You have a lot of buckles. 251 00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:20,096 You jangle. You're like a ghost in a play. 252 00:11:22,264 --> 00:11:23,474 -Wow. -Oh, my God! 253 00:11:23,557 --> 00:11:26,185 Tallulah! Tallulah, that's you. 254 00:11:26,268 --> 00:11:28,896 -Oh, my God! -Well, it's certainly big. 255 00:11:30,147 --> 00:11:33,192 I get why "proud" is italicized, but why is "spread"? 256 00:11:33,275 --> 00:11:35,528 I think it's like, to spread something onto a cracker. 257 00:11:35,611 --> 00:11:36,904 -Oh, my God. -To spread. 258 00:11:36,987 --> 00:11:38,280 I'm gonna kill Maia. 259 00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:40,741 Why would she not ask me first? 260 00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:42,451 -I think she did, babe. -No, she didn't. 261 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:43,703 Okay, I'll show it to you. 262 00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:45,329 Okay, "Tallulah, respond to our text thread." 263 00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:46,914 -Oh, my God. -"Are you good to have the Ritz mural? 264 00:11:46,997 --> 00:11:48,165 Need to confirm now." 265 00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:49,917 Then, you sent a picture of SpongeBob and said, "Yes, bitch," 266 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,002 -dollar sign, dollar sign, dollar sign. -No. No. 267 00:11:52,086 --> 00:11:53,504 This is humiliating! 268 00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:57,216 -I'm gonna move to Boulder. -No. 269 00:11:57,299 --> 00:11:58,801 I don't think it's that bad. 270 00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:00,594 -This is so bad. -I like how it's, like, painted 271 00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:03,639 over concrete, so it gives, like, texture for the cracker. 272 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,433 I don't want my face to give texture! 273 00:12:05,516 --> 00:12:07,768 -Oh, my God. I have to go. -Wait, Lula! 274 00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:09,311 -No! -Lula! 275 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:10,771 It's not that bad. 276 00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:12,481 Be proud! 277 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,984 Oof, this is humiliating. 278 00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:16,986 -Here, let me take that. -Thank you. 279 00:12:17,069 --> 00:12:19,613 It's like, I miss when people were just, like, openly homophobic, 280 00:12:19,697 --> 00:12:21,741 'cause like, what is this shit? 281 00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:23,743 I'm feeling kind of homophobic today. 282 00:12:23,826 --> 00:12:25,786 -Towards Andrews. -Oh, please. 283 00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:28,164 If you hate him, then why do you still have that sex tape? 284 00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:29,707 I keep everything. 285 00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:32,209 If I threw away anything related to trauma in my life, 286 00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:33,711 I'd live in an empty apartment. 287 00:12:33,794 --> 00:12:35,379 Charlie, no. You need to destroy that tape. 288 00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:37,298 I know you said that we should just, like, burn everything 289 00:12:37,381 --> 00:12:39,967 when you, like, drown in the fountain at the Americana, 290 00:12:40,050 --> 00:12:41,802 but I don't think we should wait that long. 291 00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:43,012 Yeah, you're right. 292 00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:47,683 Wait, what? Did your psychic say I was gonna drown at the Americana? 293 00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:50,686 I'm not supposed to say. 294 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:53,689 I've got to establish myself in the Stonelands. 295 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,024 -Oh. -Stonelands. 296 00:12:55,107 --> 00:12:56,692 -Interesting. -Okay, I mean, 297 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,486 not a lot of resources, but great defensive position, 298 00:12:58,569 --> 00:13:00,738 so I get that. Mm-hmm. 299 00:13:00,821 --> 00:13:02,114 -Baby. Hey. -Dyl! 300 00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:03,949 Hey. Babe. 301 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,661 Oh. Okay. 302 00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:11,165 -I miss you so much. -Yeah, I missed you, too. 303 00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:13,542 Hey, guys, this is Maia. 304 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:16,337 -Hi. I'm Maia. -Hi. 305 00:13:16,420 --> 00:13:18,547 -Wow, the famous Maia. -Oh. 306 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,466 Yeah, this is Roberta and her husband Joe. 307 00:13:20,549 --> 00:13:22,802 She teaches fifth grade in the classroom right next to me. 308 00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:25,262 And this is Jay Berthume, but we just call him Berthume. 309 00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:26,972 -Berthume, hi. -Nickname, and-- 310 00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:29,892 It's so nice to finally meet you. 311 00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:32,353 -I'm Clare. -Oh, my God! 312 00:13:32,436 --> 00:13:34,396 -Hi. -Clare. 313 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:39,860 Dylan talks about you all the time. I always imagined you as older. 314 00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:41,862 -Oh! -But you're young like me. 315 00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:46,033 Yeah. It's so great that you made it. We all know how busy you are, so. 316 00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:49,745 Yeah, I'm so jealous you guys get to hang out 317 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,121 with my Dylan all day. 318 00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:53,874 -He's an incredible man. -Agree. 319 00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:55,334 Hey, baby, come sit down, 'cause we-- 320 00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:57,294 we just drew resource cards, but you can come in 321 00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:58,337 -on the next respond. -Whoa. 322 00:13:58,420 --> 00:13:59,547 -Oh! -Oh. 323 00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:00,714 -It's a big game. -I was gonna-- 324 00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:01,882 -I was grabbing you a chair. -Oh. 325 00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:03,342 -Here you go. -Thank you, baby. 326 00:14:03,425 --> 00:14:04,844 I mean, at this point, you probably know 327 00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:06,470 most of the rules anyways, because I never stop talking 328 00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:08,430 -about Seven Magic Kingdoms. So... -I know. 329 00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:09,932 -Yeah. Yeah, yeah. -100%. 330 00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:11,350 -Alright. -Oh! 331 00:14:11,433 --> 00:14:12,393 What? 332 00:14:12,476 --> 00:14:13,811 -I got the pot roast card. -No! 333 00:14:13,894 --> 00:14:15,437 -Yeah. -This is classic Roberta. 334 00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:16,981 I mean, she is the absolute beast of the feast. 335 00:14:17,064 --> 00:14:19,066 She does this every fucking game. 336 00:14:19,149 --> 00:14:20,776 -Whoa. -Joe, by the way, 337 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:24,071 you are in Levantha's Kingdom currently, so you have two options. 338 00:14:24,154 --> 00:14:26,824 You can either level up or you can hire reinforcements. 339 00:14:26,907 --> 00:14:29,493 -I'll hire. -You're gonna hire? 340 00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:32,872 You're in Bramble currently, so that's gonna be 17 units. 341 00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:35,082 Yeah, but that's only if he gets enough votes. 342 00:14:35,165 --> 00:14:37,459 -Okay, Chancellor. -I'm sorry. 343 00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:39,128 Because I got the pot roast card, 344 00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:40,421 -no, I'm gonna-- -Alright, what-- I don't know. 345 00:14:40,504 --> 00:14:41,797 -What do you guys think? -One vote. 346 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,048 -One. -You want one? 347 00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:44,550 -Yeah. -I'll go two, I'll go two. 348 00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:47,344 -Okay. -I'm gonna go three. 349 00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:48,262 Yes! 350 00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:50,514 You're too nice. 351 00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:53,017 -I wanna keep Joe. I wanna keep him. -You're helping him? Alright. 352 00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:54,518 -Thank you. -Thanks, Clare. 353 00:14:55,352 --> 00:14:56,186 Dyl? 354 00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:58,105 -Hm? -I have to pee. 355 00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:00,816 -Okay. -Will you come 356 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,027 to the bathroom with me? 357 00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:05,112 I forgot how to wipe. 358 00:15:06,196 --> 00:15:07,323 You can do this, you have the time! 359 00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:09,700 No, you can get back in. All you have to do is give me votes. 360 00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:11,410 Maia, you got-- 361 00:15:11,493 --> 00:15:12,828 Oh, my God. 362 00:15:14,121 --> 00:15:14,955 Babe. 363 00:15:15,664 --> 00:15:18,167 Oh, I want you to fuck the shit out of me. 364 00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:19,752 Maia, Maia, they're all, like, ten feet away right now. 365 00:15:19,835 --> 00:15:21,211 -Like you don't-- -Yeah, you don't even care. 366 00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:23,088 You just wanna use me like your little doll. 367 00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:24,632 Just chill, Maia, just chill, please. 368 00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:26,759 What if I just suck your dick really quick? 369 00:15:26,842 --> 00:15:28,427 -No. Wait. -I'll be so quiet. 370 00:15:28,510 --> 00:15:30,304 Maia, you can't-- please. 371 00:15:30,387 --> 00:15:31,764 Maia, Maia, Clare's right there. 372 00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:33,515 Like, everyone's in this house, like don't do-- 373 00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:36,518 -Clare? -Mm... 374 00:15:37,686 --> 00:15:39,104 Chancellor Clare? 375 00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:42,816 Well, if she's so important to you, I should get to know her. 376 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:45,152 -Excuse me. -Maia. 377 00:15:45,235 --> 00:15:47,655 -Your pants are undone. -Maia. Maia. 378 00:15:54,745 --> 00:15:56,205 Hoo-hoo. 379 00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:58,958 -Hi. -Hey. 380 00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:02,002 Where you been? 381 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,129 Jean texted me. 382 00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:05,923 I forgot my notebook, but then Jazz 383 00:16:06,006 --> 00:16:07,549 and Lisa were there, so we ended up swimming. 384 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:08,968 No, totally. 385 00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:11,595 Sounds like you're friends with a lot of lesbians. 386 00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:13,138 A lot of fun group chats, I bet. 387 00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:16,809 You know, everybody talking about the stupid little baby gay 388 00:16:16,892 --> 00:16:18,310 who just loves crackers! 389 00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:19,895 That's what everyone's talking about. 390 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,439 I'm so confused right now. I have no idea what you're talking about. 391 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,275 Oh, my God. 392 00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:32,449 Yeah, so that's plastered on Hyperion right now. 393 00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:34,284 -It's not funny. -No, it's not funny. 394 00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:36,203 -It's cute, you look cute. -This is really bad. 395 00:16:36,286 --> 00:16:38,080 No, you don't come back from this! 396 00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:39,790 This is gonna haunt me for the rest of my life. 397 00:16:39,873 --> 00:16:42,167 -No, it's not. -Yes, it is. 398 00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:45,087 -Sit down. -Why? 399 00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:46,922 Sit down, come on. 400 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,807 Can't believe I'm showing you this. 401 00:16:58,934 --> 00:17:00,936 And now, Chef Cardin is here 402 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:04,272 to help us make a Hamilton themed Sunday brunch. 403 00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:05,858 -What? -What do you got for us today? 404 00:17:05,941 --> 00:17:07,901 -Shh, just... -Feeding a crowd is tough 405 00:17:07,984 --> 00:17:11,905 but how does a sausage biscuit, side of some ham... 406 00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:13,656 -Oh. -...and a pancake 407 00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:16,702 dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot 408 00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:18,244 inside my skillet for a party... 409 00:17:18,328 --> 00:17:20,664 -Jesus Christ. -...of a dozen folks or smaller. 410 00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:23,834 Add up the costs, you less than $30. 411 00:17:23,916 --> 00:17:25,252 I love Hamilton. 412 00:17:25,335 --> 00:17:27,421 They only paid me $5,000 for that. 413 00:17:27,503 --> 00:17:28,881 Did you write that? 414 00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:31,050 My name is Chef Teresa Cardin. 415 00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:33,635 -Your name is Chef Teresa Cardin? -Okay. 416 00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:35,262 -Teresa. -Ritzy. 417 00:17:35,345 --> 00:17:37,639 But just you wait. 418 00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:41,060 Listen, people who talk shit about you, just want your money. 419 00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:43,729 You do that shit, you pay your rent, you move on. 420 00:17:46,523 --> 00:17:47,483 I think... 421 00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:51,653 I think I would feel better if I saw it again. 422 00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,405 -Get the fuck outta here. -If I gotta see it again. 423 00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:54,990 No. 424 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,700 I will never forget that. 425 00:17:56,784 --> 00:18:00,287 I bet you wish you were in the room where it happened. 426 00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:01,789 What? 427 00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:05,542 "In the room where it happened." From Hamilton? 428 00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:08,295 What's Hamilton? 429 00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:13,926 -Okay. You got this. -Hi. 430 00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:15,177 Hi, welcome in. 431 00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:17,096 -Great store. -Thank you. 432 00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:19,723 Okay, so basically, 433 00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:21,308 I have these two unlabeled tapes. 434 00:18:21,391 --> 00:18:26,105 One is from a private karaoke party at Kylie Minogue's house, which I was at. 435 00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:29,399 And the other is something else. 436 00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:32,569 And I need to know which one is which. 437 00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:34,738 Let me just go ahead and see if I have the cables for this. 438 00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:36,990 -So nice. -Oh my... 439 00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:38,325 -Charlie. -What? 440 00:18:38,408 --> 00:18:40,285 The Detroit Florida premiere. 441 00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:42,329 -Oh, my God. -This was like our first friend hang. 442 00:18:42,412 --> 00:18:44,498 That was literally the worst time in my entire life. 443 00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:48,544 Do you remember, I was only styling, like, older female studio execs? 444 00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,546 So many capes. 445 00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:53,549 No cables, so the only way to pull the footage off this 446 00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:55,384 would be for me to digitize it by hand, 447 00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:56,927 and then we can send you a link through the cloud. 448 00:18:58,262 --> 00:19:01,640 Or, I have a little workstation back there where you could check out the footage. 449 00:19:01,723 --> 00:19:03,851 -It's private? -Oh, definitely. 450 00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:06,854 We get a bunch of people coming in here to watch old sex tapes. 451 00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:08,730 -Oh yeah, it's-- no, that's-- -That's really-- 452 00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:10,190 That's not our vibe. 453 00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:13,068 No, we're not here to watch sex tapes. 454 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,237 I'm just making sure it's a sex tape 455 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:18,532 and that I'm gonna burn it because of trauma. 456 00:19:18,615 --> 00:19:21,326 -Alright, which one? -Oof. 457 00:19:22,452 --> 00:19:23,453 -Yeah. -That one. 458 00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:24,663 -Okay, think so. -Alright. 459 00:19:24,746 --> 00:19:26,248 Looks retro. 460 00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:28,584 Alright. 461 00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:31,587 What are you doing? 462 00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:33,338 What's up, what are we doing today? 463 00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:35,924 Oh. Like, Kylie Minogue has a TV on her floor? 464 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:39,344 No, bitch, that's my first apartment in WeHo. 465 00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:41,096 Then, this is the tape. Let's just-- 466 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,182 No, wait, wait. Sorry, sorry. 467 00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:45,559 -You're making a sex tape? -With my friend. 468 00:19:45,642 --> 00:19:47,144 Do you mind if we just watch this for a second? 469 00:19:47,227 --> 00:19:48,520 And then we'll burn it right after. 470 00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:49,855 Totally. 471 00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:52,900 I mean, look at-- oh, my God. 472 00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:54,651 It's like we're fucking babies there. 473 00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:56,737 You guys look gorgeous. 474 00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:58,363 We had fun. 475 00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:00,908 -I must have been like Lukas' age here. -No. 476 00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:02,618 -What do you want me doing? -Actually, yeah, turn around. 477 00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:04,870 -What do you want me to do? -Put your hands right here. 478 00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:06,788 -Oh, okay. Yeah. -Like this. 479 00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:08,665 Do you think I can actually just have like a second? 480 00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:10,459 -Oh, my God, say less. -By myself? Thank you. 481 00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:13,086 I'll watch the accordion door. I love you. 482 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,728 Yeah. Yeah. 483 00:20:31,104 --> 00:20:32,648 Oh yeah. 484 00:21:02,844 --> 00:21:04,763 No, what I'm saying is that basically 485 00:21:04,846 --> 00:21:07,933 repairing your armor, that was your strategic action. 486 00:21:08,016 --> 00:21:09,893 Are we not in status phase? 487 00:21:09,977 --> 00:21:11,186 -No, no, we're not in status phase. -No. 488 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,730 We're playing with the expansion, and the expansion means that it changes 489 00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:15,774 the order of the phasing a little bit. 490 00:21:15,857 --> 00:21:17,985 -Mm-hmm. -Oh. Really? 491 00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:20,737 -Yeah. -So, Clare. 492 00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:23,115 What subject do you teach? 493 00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:24,992 Oh, I teach fourth grade, 494 00:21:25,075 --> 00:21:27,828 -so I teach all the subjects. -Aw! 495 00:21:27,911 --> 00:21:29,788 Do your students love you? 496 00:21:29,871 --> 00:21:31,331 I remember, when I was in school, 497 00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:33,333 we always loved the pretty young teacher... 498 00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:34,626 -Oh. -...'cause we were like, 499 00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:36,586 "You're just like us." 500 00:21:37,337 --> 00:21:39,381 I mean, Dylan's students love him. 501 00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:42,342 He's probably the most popular teacher at school. 502 00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:44,845 Aww. Mr. Popular! 503 00:21:44,928 --> 00:21:46,388 -Yep. Yeah. -I bet you guys 504 00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:47,764 all fight over him. 505 00:21:47,848 --> 00:21:50,058 You're like, "Dylan, come have lunch with me 506 00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:52,185 -in my classroom." -Yeah. 507 00:21:52,269 --> 00:21:54,187 Is that you? 508 00:21:54,271 --> 00:21:58,734 No, I usually just eat in my car and look at my phone. 509 00:21:58,817 --> 00:22:00,319 -So sad. -Yeah. 510 00:22:00,402 --> 00:22:03,405 Hey, Maia, why don't you play this next round with us? 511 00:22:03,488 --> 00:22:04,781 -Yeah, do you wanna play? -Oh, yeah, yeah. 512 00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:07,367 No, Clare and I wanna play a fun game. 513 00:22:07,451 --> 00:22:09,077 Oh, I like Seven Magic Kingdoms. 514 00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:12,164 Oh, my God! Do you know what we should play? 515 00:22:12,247 --> 00:22:14,124 -What? -We're Not Really Strangers. 516 00:22:14,207 --> 00:22:15,334 -Maia, no. -What's that? 517 00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:16,835 Yes! Have you guys never played that? 518 00:22:16,918 --> 00:22:18,337 -No. -You've never played that? 519 00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:20,255 -No. -You guys! 520 00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:23,425 You have to play. It's so fun. 521 00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:26,595 You ask all these fun questions, like, who here would you pick 522 00:22:26,678 --> 00:22:28,138 to help you cover up a murder? 523 00:22:28,221 --> 00:22:29,598 Oh. You. 524 00:22:29,681 --> 00:22:30,682 Me? 525 00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:32,309 -Whoa. -You're tough. 526 00:22:32,392 --> 00:22:34,519 Or, who here is the worst driver? 527 00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:35,854 -Oh. -Guilty! 528 00:22:35,937 --> 00:22:37,397 Guilty! 529 00:22:37,481 --> 00:22:39,649 Okay, okay, I'm gonna go first. 530 00:22:40,275 --> 00:22:42,152 Mm... 531 00:22:42,235 --> 00:22:43,862 -Clare! -Yes. 532 00:22:43,945 --> 00:22:46,448 Who in this room do you most wanna fuck? 533 00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:50,035 Maia. Maia, don't-- that's-- 534 00:22:50,118 --> 00:22:51,995 there's six of us, okay? That's really awkward. 535 00:22:52,079 --> 00:22:53,246 -Yeah. -You know, don't... 536 00:22:53,330 --> 00:22:54,915 No, I already know. 537 00:22:54,998 --> 00:22:57,626 Okay, well, it's Clare's turn. You can go next. 538 00:22:57,709 --> 00:22:59,878 -Okay. -Clare, who are you 539 00:22:59,961 --> 00:23:01,338 having sex with in this room? 540 00:23:02,297 --> 00:23:03,590 You can pick anyone. 541 00:23:03,673 --> 00:23:05,217 -Hey, no, don't-- -Any of us. You can pick him. 542 00:23:05,300 --> 00:23:07,719 -Maia, don't-- Maia. -You can pick Robert. 543 00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:10,138 -I'm Roberta. -No one. I-- no one. 544 00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:11,890 -Maia. Maia. -If there was like a gun in your mouth, 545 00:23:11,973 --> 00:23:13,183 and you had to pick one of the people here... 546 00:23:13,266 --> 00:23:14,309 I'd rather just play Seven Magic Kingdoms. 547 00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:15,227 ...to fuck. 548 00:23:15,310 --> 00:23:17,479 -Maia, Maia, Maia. -Gun in your mouth, who do you fuck? 549 00:23:17,562 --> 00:23:19,022 -Maia. Maia. -Don't be a loser. What? 550 00:23:19,106 --> 00:23:21,149 We're like halfway through this game right now. 551 00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:23,693 We're gonna finish this game, okay? 552 00:23:23,777 --> 00:23:26,696 Oh, no. Sir Dylan 553 00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:30,992 has locked his wench away in the tower. 554 00:23:31,701 --> 00:23:33,036 I'm in trouble. 555 00:23:35,872 --> 00:23:37,666 I'm gonna get a seltzer. 556 00:23:42,879 --> 00:23:45,048 -Holy shit. -Hey. 557 00:23:45,132 --> 00:23:46,967 Hi. 558 00:23:47,050 --> 00:23:48,802 -I'm not mad. -Oh, okay. 559 00:23:48,885 --> 00:23:50,554 -Just so you know. -Okay. 560 00:23:52,055 --> 00:23:52,889 About what? 561 00:23:52,973 --> 00:23:54,433 About you and Dylan. 562 00:23:55,642 --> 00:23:58,728 I don't know what you're talking about. 563 00:23:58,812 --> 00:24:00,564 -Yes, you do. -I don't, I really don't. 564 00:24:00,647 --> 00:24:02,399 -You do. -Hey, are we good here? 565 00:24:03,984 --> 00:24:04,860 I don't know. 566 00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:08,655 I don't know. I don't know. 567 00:24:09,823 --> 00:24:11,074 "I don't know." 568 00:24:11,158 --> 00:24:13,368 Maia, what the fuck? Enough. 569 00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:14,703 What are you gonna do? 570 00:24:16,830 --> 00:24:18,165 Punish me? 571 00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:24,463 Oh, my God, you're no fun. 572 00:24:25,589 --> 00:24:26,715 Ugh. 573 00:24:26,798 --> 00:24:28,633 I'm getting more wine. 574 00:24:28,717 --> 00:24:29,676 Yeah. 575 00:24:32,012 --> 00:24:33,763 -What if we get caught? -"We"? 576 00:24:33,847 --> 00:24:35,265 I don't know you. 577 00:24:35,348 --> 00:24:37,642 -I'll get you a good lawyer though. -Bitch. 578 00:24:39,269 --> 00:24:40,812 Oh, my God. 579 00:24:40,896 --> 00:24:43,190 Oh, my God, okay. Okay. 580 00:24:44,232 --> 00:24:45,317 -I'm psyched! -I'm doing it. 581 00:24:46,234 --> 00:24:47,068 Ready? 582 00:24:47,152 --> 00:24:48,069 One... 583 00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:50,697 Two, three! 584 00:24:52,699 --> 00:24:53,700 Oh, my God. 585 00:24:56,077 --> 00:24:57,662 -Oh, my God. -That is crazy. 586 00:24:58,747 --> 00:24:59,581 Happy? 587 00:24:59,664 --> 00:25:02,000 Maia's gonna be so pissed. 588 00:25:02,083 --> 00:25:05,545 So what? You feel good, right? 589 00:25:05,629 --> 00:25:07,464 -I mean, yeah. -Yeah. 590 00:25:07,547 --> 00:25:09,216 That felt amazing. 591 00:25:09,299 --> 00:25:10,425 Oh... 592 00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:12,344 Go, go, come on! 593 00:25:12,427 --> 00:25:14,346 -Be careful. -Is that an undercover cop? 594 00:25:14,429 --> 00:25:16,139 -Oh, my God. -Come on. Shit. 595 00:25:16,223 --> 00:25:18,183 -Oh, my God, I'm gonna pee my pants. -Go, go, go, go. 596 00:25:18,266 --> 00:25:19,518 -Oh, shit. -Oh, my God. 597 00:25:19,601 --> 00:25:21,603 -Oh, my God. -I'm gonna pee my pants. 598 00:25:21,686 --> 00:25:23,438 Oh, my God. 599 00:25:27,442 --> 00:25:28,735 Mm. 600 00:25:28,818 --> 00:25:30,862 Right, well, we can just play again next week. 601 00:25:30,946 --> 00:25:32,781 -We'll get a full game in, and-- -Yeah, that sounds good. 602 00:25:32,864 --> 00:25:34,574 But yeah, but thanks. Thanks for coming by, guys. 603 00:25:34,658 --> 00:25:36,618 Okay. Nice to meet you, Maia. 604 00:25:36,701 --> 00:25:38,870 Wait, where is everybody going? I just changed. 605 00:25:38,954 --> 00:25:40,789 Yeah, I think it made sense to wrap it up, so. 606 00:25:40,872 --> 00:25:43,208 Yeah, I actually just got a notification from Citizen. 607 00:25:43,291 --> 00:25:45,168 There was an anti-gay hate crime 608 00:25:45,252 --> 00:25:46,086 -in Silverlake? -Oh, my God. 609 00:25:46,169 --> 00:25:47,712 -No way. -We're gonna have to talk to the kids. 610 00:25:47,796 --> 00:25:49,005 They walk right past there, we have to. 611 00:25:49,089 --> 00:25:50,173 Don't let the porch pirates get this. 612 00:25:50,257 --> 00:25:51,466 -Okay. -Bye. 613 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:53,218 -See ya, buddy. -Bye, nice to meet you guys. 614 00:25:53,301 --> 00:25:54,427 Bye. Bye, thanks, Dylan. 615 00:25:54,511 --> 00:25:55,470 Yep. 616 00:25:56,346 --> 00:25:57,722 Oh. Oh, hey, you know what? 617 00:25:57,806 --> 00:25:59,766 Next time, let's do this at my place. 618 00:25:59,849 --> 00:26:02,352 -I got a new patio, just got it done. -You got a new patio? 619 00:26:02,435 --> 00:26:03,853 -A new patio, man. -That's-- okay, cool. 620 00:26:03,937 --> 00:26:05,188 -So, we can break it in. -Yeah. 621 00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:07,107 We can absolutely break in your patio. 622 00:26:07,190 --> 00:26:08,984 -Some wine. Insect repellent. -It's gonna be great. 623 00:26:09,067 --> 00:26:10,402 -And get the whole thing going. -Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 624 00:26:10,485 --> 00:26:11,570 -Okay, great. -Patio time. 625 00:26:11,653 --> 00:26:12,737 -Patio time. -Okay. 626 00:26:15,323 --> 00:26:18,368 -Hey. -Maia, what the fuck was that? 627 00:26:18,451 --> 00:26:20,287 -What? -"What?" 628 00:26:20,370 --> 00:26:23,081 All that shit you were saying about Clare, that was extremely rude and also not true. 629 00:26:23,164 --> 00:26:24,249 Like, what the fuck are you doing? 630 00:26:24,332 --> 00:26:28,837 Dylan, it's fine, okay? I'm not even mad. 631 00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:31,214 But you can just admit that you wanna fuck her. 632 00:26:31,298 --> 00:26:33,049 -I do not want to fuck her. -You don't wanna fuck her? 633 00:26:33,133 --> 00:26:35,051 -Okay? I do not wanna fuck her. -Chancellor Clare? 634 00:26:35,135 --> 00:26:36,636 You don't wanna fuck Chancellor Clare? 635 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:38,096 Maia, I do not wanna fuck Clare. 636 00:26:38,179 --> 00:26:40,390 It's okay, you can just say you find her attractive. 637 00:26:40,473 --> 00:26:42,267 -Maia, stop it. Maia. -Do you think she's attractive? 638 00:26:42,350 --> 00:26:43,184 You're not saying no. 639 00:26:43,268 --> 00:26:44,102 -You find her attractive. -Maia, stop-- 640 00:26:44,185 --> 00:26:45,145 -Maia! Stop it! -You do, I knew it. 641 00:26:45,228 --> 00:26:46,479 Why the fuck are you doing this right now? 642 00:26:46,563 --> 00:26:47,856 It's like you're just trying to make me angry. 643 00:26:47,939 --> 00:26:50,942 Yeah. You're hot when you're mad. 644 00:27:00,994 --> 00:27:02,203 Go to the fucking bedroom. 645 00:27:03,288 --> 00:27:05,040 Oh, my God, fuck! 646 00:27:06,124 --> 00:27:07,917 Oh, my God. 647 00:27:08,918 --> 00:27:09,961 Oh, my God. 648 00:27:10,045 --> 00:27:12,380 I'm gonna cum. Oh, my God. 649 00:27:13,798 --> 00:27:15,091 You like that, huh? 650 00:27:15,175 --> 00:27:17,636 You're gonna get yourself to New York, aren't you? 651 00:27:19,220 --> 00:27:20,305 Good girl. 652 00:27:20,889 --> 00:27:22,223 Oh, fuck! 653 00:27:30,565 --> 00:27:32,525 That was so good, baby. 654 00:27:32,609 --> 00:27:34,569 I have to text Tallulah.