1 00:00:07,442 --> 00:00:08,529 Samira: Safest town in America. 2 00:00:08,530 --> 00:00:09,486 It must have been boring, huh? 3 00:00:09,487 --> 00:00:11,619 Agnes and Marty made love? 4 00:00:11,620 --> 00:00:13,447 Tod: Why are you keeping your husband's corpse 5 00:00:13,448 --> 00:00:15,536 in your refrigerator? - You're in good company. 6 00:00:15,537 --> 00:00:17,233 This is an ankle monitor. 7 00:00:17,234 --> 00:00:19,366 - Well, Shane said some of that drive 8 00:00:19,367 --> 00:00:21,498 especially on her application to Hinkley Academy. 9 00:00:21,499 --> 00:00:24,806 - I'm applying there too. - Does the DJ get to dance? 10 00:00:24,807 --> 00:00:27,765 - I'm just trying to understand how you and Hank are connected. 11 00:00:27,766 --> 00:00:29,550 Alison: My letters, the evidence, 12 00:00:29,551 --> 00:00:31,508 they destroyed it. 13 00:00:31,509 --> 00:00:33,945 Walters: I don't like to leave a job unfinished, 14 00:00:33,946 --> 00:00:35,730 Alison Grant. 15 00:00:35,731 --> 00:00:37,340 - [grunts] 16 00:00:37,341 --> 00:00:39,038 Is that the fucking garbage man? 17 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:40,344 - He's got me! 18 00:00:41,824 --> 00:00:43,217 - [grunts] 19 00:00:45,001 --> 00:00:46,175 No signal. 20 00:00:46,176 --> 00:00:47,395 Somebody help! 21 00:00:50,441 --> 00:00:52,268 Alison: Help! Samira: Help! 22 00:00:52,269 --> 00:00:53,965 Alison: Help! Samira: Help us! 23 00:00:53,966 --> 00:00:56,403 Somebody help! Help! 24 00:00:56,404 --> 00:00:58,579 Help! Somebody help! [banging on metal door] 25 00:00:58,580 --> 00:00:59,928 Samira: Help! Help! 26 00:00:59,929 --> 00:01:01,451 Somebody help us! 27 00:01:01,452 --> 00:01:04,193 - Help! - Help us! 28 00:01:04,194 --> 00:01:06,501 Walters: Alison? 29 00:01:07,937 --> 00:01:09,720 [sighs] 30 00:01:09,721 --> 00:01:11,374 Alison. 31 00:01:11,375 --> 00:01:13,508 - Where's Gary? What did you do to him? 32 00:01:14,378 --> 00:01:18,512 - I killed him, like I killed his brother. 33 00:01:18,513 --> 00:01:20,818 Like I'm gonna kill you. 34 00:01:20,819 --> 00:01:23,909 [baby crying on baby monitor] 35 00:01:25,824 --> 00:01:28,913 - Shut it off. - My God. Signal? 36 00:01:28,914 --> 00:01:30,480 - Bluetooth. 37 00:01:30,481 --> 00:01:31,786 [cell phone beeps] 38 00:01:31,787 --> 00:01:35,224 I'm sorry. I--it's my baby monitor. 39 00:01:35,225 --> 00:01:39,098 My, my baby's crying. - Poor kid. 40 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:41,056 It's too bad. 41 00:01:41,057 --> 00:01:43,799 You weren't even supposed to be here. 42 00:01:44,669 --> 00:01:46,453 - Poor baby. 43 00:01:46,454 --> 00:01:48,629 He needs his mother. 44 00:01:48,630 --> 00:01:51,588 You got me down in this goddamn bunker. 45 00:01:51,589 --> 00:01:53,155 I don't wanna die in a pit. 46 00:01:53,156 --> 00:01:55,027 - Don't get cute. 47 00:01:56,855 --> 00:01:58,291 Drop the phone. 48 00:01:58,292 --> 00:02:01,120 - I'm sorry. Okay. I just need to vent. 49 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:04,253 You're about to kill me and I can't even vent? 50 00:02:04,254 --> 00:02:06,777 - She needs to go through her venting process. 51 00:02:06,778 --> 00:02:09,389 We all do. We need to go through it. 52 00:02:09,390 --> 00:02:12,566 - Yeah. I got a pit in my stomach 53 00:02:12,567 --> 00:02:15,569 and I'm gonna die without help. 54 00:02:15,570 --> 00:02:17,136 - Shut up. 55 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:18,441 Drop the phone. 56 00:02:18,442 --> 00:02:19,747 [thuds] 57 00:02:19,748 --> 00:02:21,227 - It's done. 58 00:02:21,228 --> 00:02:23,620 - Ah! Wait, wait. 59 00:02:23,621 --> 00:02:25,274 You owe me an explanation, 60 00:02:25,275 --> 00:02:26,797 right? - We need the why. 61 00:02:26,798 --> 00:02:28,930 All the great villains have a confession. 62 00:02:28,931 --> 00:02:31,759 Before they kill us, they tell us a soliloquy. 63 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:34,283 - [laughing] 64 00:02:34,284 --> 00:02:35,763 Samira: Make it long. 65 00:02:35,764 --> 00:02:39,288 - Ladies, I just get paid 66 00:02:39,289 --> 00:02:42,117 to take out the trash. 67 00:02:42,118 --> 00:02:44,511 - No! 68 00:02:44,512 --> 00:02:46,817 - [grunting] 69 00:02:46,818 --> 00:02:48,255 [thuds] 70 00:02:49,473 --> 00:02:51,909 Walters: Oh, sorry that I have to do this. 71 00:02:51,910 --> 00:02:53,650 - No! - Now you should have stayed 72 00:02:53,651 --> 00:02:55,043 on your side of the fence. 73 00:02:55,044 --> 00:02:57,828 - [Robert grunts] - [Walter groans] 74 00:02:57,829 --> 00:03:01,180 - [panting] Rob. - Samira. 75 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:03,052 - Holy shit. 76 00:03:04,227 --> 00:03:07,011 - Are you okay? - Physically, yes. 77 00:03:07,012 --> 00:03:08,970 But emotionally, that's yet to be seen. 78 00:03:08,971 --> 00:03:11,407 Are you okay? Robert: Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. 79 00:03:11,408 --> 00:03:13,279 Actually, it was strangely kind of thrilling... 80 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:15,456 - [gasps] Oh, no. 81 00:03:16,413 --> 00:03:17,979 [Robert groans] 82 00:03:17,980 --> 00:03:20,111 - Get off him! [grunts] 83 00:03:20,112 --> 00:03:21,418 [Walters grunts] 84 00:03:23,464 --> 00:03:26,206 Samira: Rob, are you okay? 85 00:03:29,296 --> 00:03:30,948 [soft moaning] 86 00:03:30,949 --> 00:03:34,126 [dramatic music playing] 87 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:39,348 [body thuds] 88 00:03:39,349 --> 00:03:41,307 - Geez, Louise. 89 00:03:41,308 --> 00:03:43,309 - [breathing heavily] 90 00:03:43,310 --> 00:03:44,919 He must have caught his head on that. 91 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:46,922 Naveen: No shit, Sherlock. 92 00:03:52,057 --> 00:03:53,885 - Is he dead? - Yeah. 93 00:03:55,757 --> 00:03:57,148 - Okay. 94 00:03:57,149 --> 00:03:59,151 So, I killed him. 95 00:04:00,588 --> 00:04:02,415 [chuckles] 96 00:04:02,416 --> 00:04:04,287 I fucking killed him. 97 00:04:07,377 --> 00:04:10,511 [tense music playing] 98 00:04:16,908 --> 00:04:20,347 [music intensifies] 99 00:04:22,827 --> 00:04:24,568 [theme music playing] 100 00:04:54,729 --> 00:04:57,993 ♪ If you're a long way ♪ ♪ from home ♪ 101 00:04:58,210 --> 00:05:00,038 ♪ Something just ain't right ♪ 102 00:05:00,256 --> 00:05:01,866 ♪ That's evil ♪ 103 00:05:03,564 --> 00:05:07,002 ♪ Evil is goin' on wrong ♪ 104 00:05:09,352 --> 00:05:12,834 ♪ I am warning you, brother ♪ 105 00:05:13,051 --> 00:05:14,922 ♪ You better watch ♪ ♪ your happy home ♪ 106 00:05:14,923 --> 00:05:17,272 Samira: Let me through. - Look. It's them. 107 00:05:17,273 --> 00:05:19,579 - Miles. [exhales sharply] 108 00:05:19,580 --> 00:05:22,408 Dana: He's good. He's good. Samira: It's okay, baby. 109 00:05:22,409 --> 00:05:24,845 Mommy's right here. - He was great. 110 00:05:24,846 --> 00:05:26,716 We're good buds now. 111 00:05:26,717 --> 00:05:30,329 - [pants] It's okay. We're okay. 112 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:34,334 - [gasps] Is that a body? 113 00:05:36,074 --> 00:05:37,423 Tod: Hmm. Samira: Yeah. 114 00:05:37,424 --> 00:05:39,295 - Oh, [inaudible] is dead. 115 00:05:39,469 --> 00:05:40,992 ♪ If you make it ♪ ♪ to your house ♪ 116 00:05:41,210 --> 00:05:43,647 ♪ Knock on the front door ♪ 117 00:05:43,865 --> 00:05:44,996 ♪ Run around to the back ♪ 118 00:05:45,214 --> 00:05:46,258 ♪ You'll catch him ♪ 119 00:05:46,433 --> 00:05:47,477 ♪ Just before he go ♪ 120 00:05:47,695 --> 00:05:50,437 ♪ And that's evil ♪ 121 00:05:50,654 --> 00:05:53,788 ♪ Evil is goin' on ♪ 122 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:56,747 - Okay. What the hell happened out there? 123 00:05:56,965 --> 00:05:59,533 ♪ I am warnin' you, brother ♪ 124 00:05:59,750 --> 00:06:02,840 ♪ You better watch ♪ ♪ your happy home ♪ 125 00:06:06,496 --> 00:06:09,368 [indistinct chatter] 126 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:11,108 Danny: I feel like there might be something else 127 00:06:11,109 --> 00:06:13,502 they're not telling us. 128 00:06:13,503 --> 00:06:15,722 Look, man, let me take this over. 129 00:06:15,723 --> 00:06:17,680 - All right. - I got this. 130 00:06:17,681 --> 00:06:20,858 [dramatic music playing] 131 00:06:25,472 --> 00:06:27,386 - Why were you all out there? - Naveen and I 132 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:29,388 were telling Samira about our childhood hideout 133 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:30,519 and she wanted to see it. 134 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:31,781 - And as soon as we got there, 135 00:06:31,782 --> 00:06:33,566 out of nowhere this man... 136 00:06:33,567 --> 00:06:35,176 - The garbage man? - Right. 137 00:06:35,177 --> 00:06:37,744 He jumps out, amped up, ready to throw hands. 138 00:06:37,745 --> 00:06:39,789 Now we tried to run but he blocked us, 139 00:06:39,790 --> 00:06:41,138 so we had to fight back. 140 00:06:41,139 --> 00:06:42,401 - I mean, we were giving him 141 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:43,445 everything that we had. 142 00:06:43,446 --> 00:06:44,533 - He was like the Terminator. 143 00:06:44,534 --> 00:06:46,100 He would not stay down. 144 00:06:46,101 --> 00:06:47,406 - Was there anyone else there with you? 145 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:48,451 - No. - No. 146 00:06:51,019 --> 00:06:52,454 - Can you think of any reason 147 00:06:52,455 --> 00:06:55,283 why Walters would wanna target you? 148 00:06:55,284 --> 00:06:57,067 - Too many diapers in our bins? 149 00:06:57,068 --> 00:07:00,593 - So he attacks you without provocation? 150 00:07:00,594 --> 00:07:02,116 - It was random. 151 00:07:02,117 --> 00:07:04,335 Though, he did also mention in the melee 152 00:07:04,336 --> 00:07:05,685 that he'd murdered our neighbor. 153 00:07:05,686 --> 00:07:08,644 - Which neighbor? - Gary. He lives-- 154 00:07:08,645 --> 00:07:10,907 lived in the Victorian. 155 00:07:10,908 --> 00:07:12,474 Robert: So, yeah, I guess it's just, yeah, 156 00:07:12,475 --> 00:07:15,303 sort of, run-of-the-mill random killing spree. 157 00:07:15,304 --> 00:07:16,609 - I know. Danny: But I got to say 158 00:07:16,610 --> 00:07:19,916 people almost always have a motive. 159 00:07:19,917 --> 00:07:21,875 - There's tons of stories where people just wake up 160 00:07:21,876 --> 00:07:24,355 in the morning, go to work for the 8,000th time, 161 00:07:24,356 --> 00:07:25,618 and just snap. 162 00:07:25,619 --> 00:07:27,924 - So, who landed the final blow? 163 00:07:27,925 --> 00:07:29,012 It was an accident. 164 00:07:29,013 --> 00:07:31,058 I did it. 165 00:07:31,059 --> 00:07:32,451 It was me. 166 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:33,843 - Naveen... 167 00:07:33,844 --> 00:07:35,889 - You killed someone? 168 00:07:35,890 --> 00:07:37,456 - I... - How'd you do it? 169 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:38,587 - I pushed him. - You pushed him? 170 00:07:38,588 --> 00:07:39,719 He was heavy. 171 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:41,024 Did he die by push? 172 00:07:41,025 --> 00:07:42,243 - [groans] 173 00:07:42,244 --> 00:07:45,987 - No, he fell. 174 00:07:48,163 --> 00:07:51,382 He fell under this metal thingy which I pushed him onto 175 00:07:51,383 --> 00:07:53,254 on purpose because I've killed him. 176 00:07:53,255 --> 00:07:55,648 - He's clearly traumatized. 177 00:07:55,649 --> 00:07:57,519 This was self-defense. 178 00:07:57,520 --> 00:08:01,436 - Naveen the Peen, didn't know you had the cajones. 179 00:08:01,437 --> 00:08:03,090 Way to talking in those pussy flaps 180 00:08:03,091 --> 00:08:05,092 run of the big dogs, huh? 181 00:08:05,093 --> 00:08:07,964 Garbage men are a bunch of stinky creeps. 182 00:08:07,965 --> 00:08:10,010 - I mean, it's a respectable union job. 183 00:08:10,011 --> 00:08:11,925 - Big night for Danny boy, 184 00:08:11,926 --> 00:08:14,841 finally got to see the famous pit after all these years. 185 00:08:14,842 --> 00:08:17,104 I got to be honest, little letdown. 186 00:08:17,105 --> 00:08:19,020 And that shrine, 187 00:08:21,588 --> 00:08:24,982 I can't even imagine what you two went through. 188 00:08:26,027 --> 00:08:27,680 It must have been traumatic. 189 00:08:27,681 --> 00:08:29,943 Losing your best friend all of a sudden. 190 00:08:29,944 --> 00:08:31,380 Nobody to talk to. 191 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:35,862 I mean, you never get over something like that. 192 00:08:35,863 --> 00:08:37,559 - Thanks. Yeah, it was... - Yeah. Yeah. 193 00:08:37,560 --> 00:08:38,908 - ...pretty tough. 194 00:08:38,909 --> 00:08:40,519 - But I never understood 195 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,216 why you two had such a hard-on for this chick. 196 00:08:42,217 --> 00:08:44,218 I mean, she was a real C U Next Thursday. 197 00:08:44,219 --> 00:08:46,437 - There he is. - That's not even-- 198 00:08:46,438 --> 00:08:48,614 actually, it technically works I guess. 199 00:08:48,615 --> 00:08:50,747 - Well... [clears throat] 200 00:08:53,620 --> 00:08:56,753 [suspenseful music playing] 201 00:08:58,494 --> 00:09:00,104 - From where I stand, 202 00:09:01,410 --> 00:09:03,367 this is all pretty cut and dry. 203 00:09:03,368 --> 00:09:04,761 We're gonna write this up. 204 00:09:05,893 --> 00:09:07,677 You folks have a good night. 205 00:09:08,983 --> 00:09:11,854 [quirky music playing] 206 00:09:11,855 --> 00:09:13,595 [Samira sighs] 207 00:09:13,596 --> 00:09:15,903 - [groans] wow. 208 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:19,775 - What the actual fuck just happened? 209 00:09:19,776 --> 00:09:21,995 - You just saved my life. 210 00:09:21,996 --> 00:09:23,387 That's what happened. 211 00:09:23,388 --> 00:09:26,174 I wish we could have saved Gary too. 212 00:09:33,050 --> 00:09:35,052 - I'm never letting go of you. 213 00:09:36,184 --> 00:09:38,272 You're trapped now here forever [inaudible] 214 00:09:38,273 --> 00:09:42,582 In in the cul-de-sac of my arms. 215 00:09:43,887 --> 00:09:46,716 - There's nowhere else I'd rather be. 216 00:09:50,415 --> 00:09:51,807 Honey, I love you. 217 00:09:51,808 --> 00:09:53,374 - Ow. 218 00:09:53,375 --> 00:09:54,984 - We gotta stop touching each other. 219 00:09:54,985 --> 00:09:57,248 - That really hurt, but I love you too. 220 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:04,734 [dramatic music playing] 221 00:10:08,869 --> 00:10:11,611 [baby cooing] 222 00:10:14,657 --> 00:10:16,572 - Shh, shh, shh, shh. 223 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,968 I thought I'd never see my boys again. 224 00:10:23,274 --> 00:10:26,102 I know she wanted to be alone, 225 00:10:26,103 --> 00:10:28,104 but do you think she's okay over there 226 00:10:28,105 --> 00:10:30,803 all by herself without Gary? 227 00:10:30,804 --> 00:10:32,936 - [sighs] Yeah. 228 00:10:33,981 --> 00:10:36,635 We got the guy that did this to her. 229 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,767 She's safe now. 230 00:10:38,768 --> 00:10:39,987 We all are. 231 00:10:41,162 --> 00:10:42,336 - Yeah. 232 00:10:42,337 --> 00:10:45,427 [dramatic music playing] 233 00:10:46,776 --> 00:10:49,213 [music intensifies] 234 00:10:54,828 --> 00:10:56,393 - I just hope that 235 00:10:56,394 --> 00:10:59,440 even for a brief moment, he got the closure he needed 236 00:10:59,441 --> 00:11:01,834 because he wanted to know what happened to his brother 237 00:11:01,835 --> 00:11:04,227 just like I wanted to know what happened to me. 238 00:11:04,228 --> 00:11:05,881 And he got so close to the truth, 239 00:11:05,882 --> 00:11:08,885 you know, too close. 240 00:11:09,799 --> 00:11:12,366 To Gary, a good guy. 241 00:11:12,367 --> 00:11:13,410 Samira: And a bad neighbor. 242 00:11:13,411 --> 00:11:14,673 [laughs] 243 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,413 - Just to clarify one thing, 244 00:11:16,414 --> 00:11:18,067 were you ever actually married to him? 245 00:11:18,068 --> 00:11:21,941 - No. It was just a cover in case someone discovered me. 246 00:11:21,942 --> 00:11:23,682 - Well, I'm sorry that I blew up your spot. 247 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,771 Here I was thinking everybody else was nosy neighbors. 248 00:11:25,772 --> 00:11:28,121 Turns out it's us. 249 00:11:28,122 --> 00:11:29,557 - So, what's next, Al? 250 00:11:29,558 --> 00:11:31,037 - Uh, what's next 251 00:11:31,038 --> 00:11:33,039 is I'm getting the fuck out of Hinkley Hills. 252 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:34,736 Yeah. I think I'm gonna leave tonight 253 00:11:34,737 --> 00:11:36,129 'cause the garbage man is gone 254 00:11:36,130 --> 00:11:37,652 and nobody else needs to know I'm here. 255 00:11:37,653 --> 00:11:39,915 So, my secret dies with him 256 00:11:39,916 --> 00:11:41,962 because you covered for me. 257 00:11:44,268 --> 00:11:45,834 - And the house? Alison: I don't know. 258 00:11:45,835 --> 00:11:47,531 I still own it under a trust. 259 00:11:47,532 --> 00:11:50,796 So, I might have my lawyers put it up for auction 260 00:11:50,797 --> 00:11:53,755 and find you guys a weird new neighbor. 261 00:11:53,756 --> 00:11:55,496 - Oh, God. - So, are you guys 262 00:11:55,497 --> 00:11:58,238 here for a good time or a long time? 263 00:11:58,239 --> 00:12:00,283 - This is home. 264 00:12:00,284 --> 00:12:02,416 - Official Hiltonians. 265 00:12:02,417 --> 00:12:04,070 - I mean, technically, we're still my parents' tenants, 266 00:12:04,071 --> 00:12:06,637 but I guess the house is as good as ours 267 00:12:06,638 --> 00:12:08,465 even if it doesn't feel like ours. 268 00:12:08,466 --> 00:12:11,381 - Naveen, would you like to help me clean up 269 00:12:11,382 --> 00:12:13,035 and take this stuff to the kitchen? 270 00:12:13,036 --> 00:12:14,733 - Yeah. Sure. - Okay. 271 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:17,039 - Thanks a lot. - Thank you. 272 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:19,259 Naveen: We spent the last 20 years wondering 273 00:12:19,260 --> 00:12:20,826 what happened to you, 274 00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:23,742 and now you're leaving again? 275 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,831 We need more than a few days. 276 00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:29,051 We need weeks, years. 277 00:12:29,052 --> 00:12:31,662 - I'm finally free. 278 00:12:31,663 --> 00:12:34,709 I, I don't have to look over my shoulder anymore. 279 00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:37,320 - Exactly. A better reason for you to stay. 280 00:12:37,321 --> 00:12:40,977 - I was never, ever gonna spend my whole life in Hinkley Hills. 281 00:12:42,109 --> 00:12:43,892 - You make it sound like it's a bad thing. 282 00:12:43,893 --> 00:12:46,417 - No. I didn't mean it like that. I just meant... 283 00:12:48,376 --> 00:12:49,855 I never fit in here. 284 00:12:49,856 --> 00:12:54,511 And this place holds a lot of bad memories. 285 00:12:54,512 --> 00:12:59,039 Even though it holds a lot of good ones too, it does. 286 00:13:00,649 --> 00:13:05,000 But I need to move on for my own peace and sanity. 287 00:13:05,001 --> 00:13:09,789 I want to turn over a new leaf and let it go. 288 00:13:11,051 --> 00:13:12,574 And you should too. 289 00:13:14,228 --> 00:13:15,663 - Don't forget about us. 290 00:13:15,664 --> 00:13:17,579 - I never did, 291 00:13:19,146 --> 00:13:21,713 and I never will. 292 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:27,631 Thank you for looking out for me. 293 00:13:27,632 --> 00:13:30,809 - I got you, girl. - And thank you, guys, 294 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,680 for always making me feel safe. 295 00:13:32,681 --> 00:13:36,162 Now that my phone isn't in a ditch in the woods, 296 00:13:36,163 --> 00:13:37,990 you know how to find me. 297 00:13:37,991 --> 00:13:40,819 - Yo, one more time for the boys? 298 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:44,300 - For the boys. - For the goddamn boys. 299 00:13:44,301 --> 00:13:48,262 [dramatic music playing] 300 00:13:49,176 --> 00:13:50,655 - Get her in. 301 00:13:54,311 --> 00:13:56,269 [birds chirping] 302 00:13:56,270 --> 00:13:58,140 Dana: Sorry I'm late, guys. - Oh. 303 00:13:58,141 --> 00:14:01,491 - I thought we could use somethin' stronger tonight 304 00:14:01,492 --> 00:14:03,276 than dry old sauv blanc. 305 00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:07,193 - Also, I brought some snacks to pass around. 306 00:14:07,194 --> 00:14:09,804 So, please help yourselves. - See Alison's rubbed off on you. 307 00:14:09,805 --> 00:14:11,675 - I'm never eating that again. - Now, that's how I feel 308 00:14:11,676 --> 00:14:13,155 about tequila 309 00:14:13,156 --> 00:14:14,896 ever since Marty and I went to Acapulco 310 00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:17,464 on our honeymoon. - What happened in Acapulco? 311 00:14:17,465 --> 00:14:19,292 - I took my top off at dinner. 312 00:14:19,293 --> 00:14:20,859 Robert: What? - I know that's right. 313 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,512 - Lynn, you took your titties out? 314 00:14:22,513 --> 00:14:24,558 [Samira laughs] - This is like Rob with whiskey. 315 00:14:24,559 --> 00:14:26,603 Banned. - No dark liquor, 316 00:14:26,604 --> 00:14:28,214 no dark places as I always say. 317 00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:30,303 - A lack of berries with the juice. 318 00:14:30,304 --> 00:14:32,958 - Glasses up, guys. Let's do it. - Woo. 319 00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:34,395 - Throw it back. - Cheers. 320 00:14:36,484 --> 00:14:38,441 - [coughs] - That's my third. 321 00:14:38,442 --> 00:14:39,574 - I'm trashed. 322 00:14:42,055 --> 00:14:45,753 - I just get paid to take out the trash. 323 00:14:45,754 --> 00:14:47,799 Robert: What's up, babe? 324 00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:50,366 - The garbage man said, 325 00:14:50,367 --> 00:14:52,716 "I just get paid to take out the trash." 326 00:14:52,717 --> 00:14:54,588 - What about it? Samira: I mean, 327 00:14:54,589 --> 00:14:56,895 that's some weird thing to say, isn't it? 328 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,288 And, and it's the way he said it, 329 00:14:59,289 --> 00:15:02,335 "I just get paid to take out the trash." 330 00:15:02,336 --> 00:15:04,424 It was like paid and trash. 331 00:15:04,425 --> 00:15:05,816 - What are you talking about here? 332 00:15:05,817 --> 00:15:07,253 What are you sayin'? - Saying I'm paid 333 00:15:07,254 --> 00:15:09,733 to take the trash out implies... 334 00:15:09,734 --> 00:15:11,431 you're paid by someone. 335 00:15:11,432 --> 00:15:14,086 And what if Walters' just following somebody else's orders 336 00:15:14,087 --> 00:15:17,481 and what if that somebody else is still out there? 337 00:15:20,571 --> 00:15:24,313 Or I can just accept that we got the guy 338 00:15:24,314 --> 00:15:25,662 and it's all over. 339 00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:27,621 That's what Alison did. 340 00:15:27,622 --> 00:15:30,755 [dramatic music playing] 341 00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:37,806 [sprinkler hisses] [whimsical music playing] 342 00:15:39,329 --> 00:15:40,896 [thuds] 343 00:15:47,163 --> 00:15:49,339 - [groans] 344 00:15:58,609 --> 00:16:00,263 ♪ I do it all night long ♪ 345 00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:11,492 ♪ Hey, yo, yo ♪ ♪ Yo, yo, hey ♪ 346 00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:13,755 ♪ [indistinct] ♪ 347 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:16,497 ♪ Ooh, I got a new one ♪ ♪ For ya ♪ 348 00:16:16,714 --> 00:16:18,412 ♪ I like the way that sounds ♪ 349 00:16:18,629 --> 00:16:20,240 ♪ I'm 'bout to do it for ya ♪ 350 00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:22,372 ♪ I like to break it down ♪ 351 00:16:31,555 --> 00:16:33,818 [dramatic music playing] 352 00:17:05,198 --> 00:17:06,416 [cell phone chimes] 353 00:17:08,897 --> 00:17:10,855 - [sighs] 354 00:17:12,422 --> 00:17:14,293 [knocks on door] 355 00:17:14,294 --> 00:17:16,296 Dana: Tod, you in here? Tod: You may enter. 356 00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:26,132 - I got something to show you. 357 00:17:27,176 --> 00:17:29,264 Are you ready for this one? - Yeah. 358 00:17:29,265 --> 00:17:30,962 [cell phone beeps] 359 00:17:32,399 --> 00:17:34,008 Dana: No monitor. 360 00:17:34,009 --> 00:17:36,967 I did my time and I'm no longer under sac arrest. 361 00:17:36,968 --> 00:17:39,883 - Sounds French, you know? Sac arrest. 362 00:17:39,884 --> 00:17:42,147 - Where's the enthusiasm, Tod? 363 00:17:42,148 --> 00:17:43,713 Aren't you happy for me? 364 00:17:43,714 --> 00:17:45,107 - Thrilled to bits. 365 00:17:46,282 --> 00:17:49,241 - I mean, I guess your range of emotions tends to be 366 00:17:49,242 --> 00:17:51,025 on the, you know, subtle side. 367 00:17:51,026 --> 00:17:52,244 I'm good with that. 368 00:17:52,245 --> 00:17:55,073 - Well, what does Dana Dog want to do 369 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,380 now that she's free to get her groove on? 370 00:17:59,513 --> 00:18:01,079 - I want a breach of perimeter. 371 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,690 I wanna get the fuck out of this cul-de-sac. 372 00:18:03,691 --> 00:18:07,303 - All right then. Let's do it. 373 00:18:10,437 --> 00:18:12,395 Robert: God, I love this street. 374 00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:14,832 [doorknob clicks] 375 00:18:15,964 --> 00:18:17,183 [Samira sighs] 376 00:18:18,488 --> 00:18:21,055 I've been thinkin'. You know what's weird? 377 00:18:21,056 --> 00:18:23,013 - Everyone that lives in this neighborhood? 378 00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:25,407 - [groans] That part. 379 00:18:25,408 --> 00:18:27,366 No follow up on the garbage man. 380 00:18:27,367 --> 00:18:29,194 Barely any news. 381 00:18:29,195 --> 00:18:31,109 I mean, it's like nobody even mentions Gary. 382 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,633 The whole town just swept it under the rug 383 00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:35,243 like nothin' happened. - I mean, 384 00:18:35,244 --> 00:18:37,463 I guess the whole murderous garbage man 385 00:18:37,464 --> 00:18:39,987 does slightly chafe with the safest town 386 00:18:39,988 --> 00:18:42,685 in America thing. - Almost like a cover-up. 387 00:18:42,686 --> 00:18:46,516 - Yeah. It would slightly support your theory. 388 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,825 - What the hell? - What is it? 389 00:18:51,826 --> 00:18:53,305 - "He helped me start a new chapter. 390 00:18:53,306 --> 00:18:54,742 Here's a chance to start yours. 391 00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:56,525 Keep it, sell it, blow it the free [inaudible] 392 00:18:56,526 --> 00:18:58,048 whatever you wanna do. 393 00:18:58,049 --> 00:19:01,052 All my love, Alison." 394 00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:04,534 - I don't get it. 395 00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:08,537 - Alison made us the trustees. 396 00:19:08,538 --> 00:19:10,017 Robert: What? 397 00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:14,065 Samira: The Victorian is ours. 398 00:19:22,639 --> 00:19:24,205 I need to close this loop. 399 00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:26,251 I really wanna make sure that this is over. 400 00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:28,035 - If you say that there's more to this, 401 00:19:28,036 --> 00:19:29,428 then there's more to it. - [sighs] 402 00:19:29,429 --> 00:19:31,257 I appreciate that. 403 00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:36,174 - This is very Mr. and Mrs. Smith of us. 404 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,610 - Mr. and Mrs. Fisher. 405 00:19:37,611 --> 00:19:40,743 - Or dare I say it, quite Bond? 406 00:19:40,744 --> 00:19:43,006 - Ugh. Not Sean Connelly again. 407 00:19:43,007 --> 00:19:44,834 - Right. It's Connery. 408 00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:47,359 And I stand by the fact that it is a very good impression. 409 00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:49,143 - Giving Austin Powers meets Shrek. 410 00:19:49,144 --> 00:19:52,407 If that's what you're going for, I love it. 411 00:19:52,408 --> 00:19:53,843 - You're killing me here. 412 00:19:53,844 --> 00:19:56,194 - That right there, is too soon. 413 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,935 - Fair. Oh, this is so confusing. 414 00:19:58,936 --> 00:20:02,722 Why would the garbage man go after all of these people? 415 00:20:02,723 --> 00:20:04,811 So, none of them seem to have any connection. 416 00:20:04,812 --> 00:20:09,207 - Unless-- you know how Danny said-- 417 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,817 and yes, I know I'm referencing Danny 418 00:20:10,818 --> 00:20:12,122 that, uh, everyone has a motive? 419 00:20:12,123 --> 00:20:13,515 - I kinda zoned out after he said 420 00:20:13,516 --> 00:20:15,169 the thing about Naveen's pussy flaps. 421 00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:17,476 Samira: Yeah. Well, he was right about one thing. 422 00:20:17,477 --> 00:20:20,043 They always do. - Unless they suddenly snap. 423 00:20:20,044 --> 00:20:21,697 - Yeah. But the garbage man didn't snap 424 00:20:21,698 --> 00:20:23,395 over the course of 20 years. 425 00:20:23,396 --> 00:20:24,961 He had to have a motive. 426 00:20:24,962 --> 00:20:26,528 So, I'm saying that 427 00:20:26,529 --> 00:20:29,401 there has to be a connective thread here. 428 00:20:29,402 --> 00:20:31,491 - Do we need to establish a pattern? 429 00:20:33,710 --> 00:20:35,233 ♪ Loving him is [indistinct] ♪ 430 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,105 - Bet. [inaudible] man. [laughs] 431 00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:39,238 ♪ Loving him is fiction ♪ 432 00:20:39,412 --> 00:20:42,110 ♪ [indistinct] to be here ♪ 433 00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:45,243 - God, I love this place. - ♪ [indistinct] attention ♪ 434 00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:48,898 - I never thought that I'd stay in Hinkley Hills my whole life, 435 00:20:48,899 --> 00:20:51,597 but... here I am. 436 00:20:51,598 --> 00:20:53,555 - Okay. I know that the suburbs get a bad rep sometimes, 437 00:20:53,556 --> 00:20:56,341 but I've lived a lot of places in my life 438 00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:58,299 and this is one of the best. 439 00:20:58,300 --> 00:21:00,258 - It's a good place to grow up. 440 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:03,609 - Do you want kids? - I want nothing more. 441 00:21:03,610 --> 00:21:06,351 - Me too. - Cool. Me too. 442 00:21:06,352 --> 00:21:08,744 - You said that already. [laughs] 443 00:21:08,745 --> 00:21:10,920 You know, I'm, I'm really glad that you texted me. 444 00:21:10,921 --> 00:21:12,705 - I'm glad you gave me another shot. 445 00:21:12,706 --> 00:21:15,403 I, I totally did not deserve it after the way I acted. 446 00:21:15,404 --> 00:21:16,883 And I totally would have understood 447 00:21:16,884 --> 00:21:18,188 if you never wanted to see me again. 448 00:21:18,189 --> 00:21:19,278 - But I'm so-- - Naveen. Naveen. 449 00:21:20,670 --> 00:21:22,585 I like you, Naveen. 450 00:21:23,717 --> 00:21:27,677 And you have really great taste to music. 451 00:21:28,722 --> 00:21:30,070 - You think so? 452 00:21:30,071 --> 00:21:31,333 Kate: Uh-hmm. 453 00:21:31,551 --> 00:21:33,378 ♪ [indistinct] called lies ♪ 454 00:21:33,379 --> 00:21:34,640 - Cool. 455 00:21:34,641 --> 00:21:36,076 Robert: Wow. 456 00:21:36,077 --> 00:21:38,078 Mr. Whitmore is here. Samira: Who's that? 457 00:21:38,079 --> 00:21:39,949 - My history teacher, junior year. 458 00:21:39,950 --> 00:21:41,299 What's his deal? 459 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,083 Robert: Mr. Shitmore, 460 00:21:43,084 --> 00:21:45,912 kind of an open goal for a kid like Danny Daniels. 461 00:21:45,913 --> 00:21:48,262 He's the most hated teacher at Hinkley High. 462 00:21:48,263 --> 00:21:50,220 - What'd he do? - I remember this year 463 00:21:50,221 --> 00:21:52,919 where he failed a lot of the kids in his class, 464 00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:55,313 which to be fair, they kind of deserved 465 00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:58,142 because they were all quite lazy and stupid. 466 00:21:59,230 --> 00:22:01,144 But then the parents complained to the principal 467 00:22:01,145 --> 00:22:03,582 and the school board, tried to get him fired. 468 00:22:03,583 --> 00:22:06,236 - Did they fire him? - No, they didn't. 469 00:22:06,237 --> 00:22:08,543 - So, what happened to him? 470 00:22:08,544 --> 00:22:10,110 - He died. 471 00:22:10,111 --> 00:22:11,633 - How'd he die? 472 00:22:11,634 --> 00:22:14,419 - A hiking accident in the Rockies, 473 00:22:14,420 --> 00:22:16,725 which I remember being weird at the time. 474 00:22:16,726 --> 00:22:18,423 - And why is that weird? Robert: I could have sworn 475 00:22:18,424 --> 00:22:21,164 I'd seen him in the library that morning. 476 00:22:21,165 --> 00:22:23,297 I don't know, maybe I didn't. 477 00:22:23,298 --> 00:22:25,866 Samira: Well, you did. And someone's lying. 478 00:22:27,258 --> 00:22:28,737 - I've also been listening to a lot of like 479 00:22:28,738 --> 00:22:30,304 Ethiopian jazz lately 480 00:22:30,305 --> 00:22:32,001 to clear my head 481 00:22:32,002 --> 00:22:34,352 after everything with the attack. 482 00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:36,310 - Yeah. No. I'm sorry. Like, I just-- 483 00:22:36,311 --> 00:22:37,529 I didn't know if I should bring it up or if... 484 00:22:37,530 --> 00:22:38,965 - No. It's fine. 485 00:22:38,966 --> 00:22:41,489 I'm, I'm--I should talk about it more. 486 00:22:41,490 --> 00:22:43,710 I'm trying to talk about my feelings more in general. 487 00:22:44,885 --> 00:22:46,842 Apparently, therapy works. Kate: Oh. [chuckles] 488 00:22:46,843 --> 00:22:49,192 You are ticking off some big boxes, Naveen. 489 00:22:49,193 --> 00:22:51,456 We love men in therapy. 490 00:22:51,457 --> 00:22:53,632 Were you terrified? - I was really terrified. 491 00:22:53,633 --> 00:22:56,548 But then my papa bear instincts kicked in and that was it. 492 00:22:56,549 --> 00:22:58,854 That was a wrap. I was like Super Mario 493 00:22:58,855 --> 00:23:00,029 getting a power up. 494 00:23:00,030 --> 00:23:01,204 [imitates Super Mario] Let's go. 495 00:23:01,205 --> 00:23:02,554 - [laughs] 496 00:23:02,555 --> 00:23:04,599 - Anyway, it's like a super strength 497 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:06,166 entered into my body 498 00:23:06,167 --> 00:23:07,776 that I didn't even know was in me. 499 00:23:07,777 --> 00:23:10,736 Like, those moms that lift cars off their kids. 500 00:23:10,737 --> 00:23:12,912 I didn't wanna kill him, but I couldn't let 501 00:23:12,913 --> 00:23:15,871 my little buddy, Miles, grow up without his parents. 502 00:23:15,872 --> 00:23:17,395 You wanna hear a crazy theory 503 00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:19,353 about the garbage man? - What's that? 504 00:23:19,354 --> 00:23:20,789 - I think he was working for someone. 505 00:23:20,790 --> 00:23:22,530 - The town? - No, 506 00:23:22,531 --> 00:23:25,403 like a work-for-hire assassin, like a henchman. 507 00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:27,100 - Well, then why would he come after you? 508 00:23:27,101 --> 00:23:28,971 - Oh. He, he didn't come after me per se, 509 00:23:28,972 --> 00:23:30,886 but there were others. - I'm sorry. 510 00:23:30,887 --> 00:23:32,410 I'm not following. - Okay. 511 00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:34,107 It's a crazy story. - Okay. I'm listening. 512 00:23:34,108 --> 00:23:35,456 - The guy that owned this place... 513 00:23:35,457 --> 00:23:36,849 - Uh-hmm. - ...Hank... 514 00:23:36,850 --> 00:23:38,504 - Uh-hmm. - ...disappeared, right? 515 00:23:40,201 --> 00:23:41,593 - Oh, no. 516 00:23:41,594 --> 00:23:42,812 Oh. 517 00:23:44,988 --> 00:23:46,207 Ugh. 518 00:23:47,208 --> 00:23:49,209 Agnes... 519 00:23:49,210 --> 00:23:52,560 to what do I owe this distinct displeasure? 520 00:23:52,561 --> 00:23:56,912 - Lynn, I've come to speak to you woman to woman. 521 00:23:56,913 --> 00:23:58,566 - What does that mean? 522 00:23:58,567 --> 00:24:00,742 - I'm not gonna pussyfoot around it. 523 00:24:00,743 --> 00:24:03,179 I know. - Know, know what? 524 00:24:03,180 --> 00:24:05,094 - About you and Bill. - Oh, 525 00:24:05,095 --> 00:24:07,314 I, I don't know what you're talking about. 526 00:24:07,315 --> 00:24:09,055 - Let's not do this. 527 00:24:09,056 --> 00:24:11,536 I've seen the suggestive gardening. 528 00:24:11,537 --> 00:24:14,452 I know he joined your woods walk. 529 00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:17,193 Don't think I am not aware of everything 530 00:24:17,194 --> 00:24:19,587 that goes on in my neighborhood. 531 00:24:19,588 --> 00:24:24,462 - And don't think that I don't know... 532 00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:26,072 about you and Marty. 533 00:24:26,073 --> 00:24:28,335 - Are you really gonna hold something against me 534 00:24:28,336 --> 00:24:30,337 that happened in the past 535 00:24:30,338 --> 00:24:32,819 with someone who is no longer with us? 536 00:24:34,081 --> 00:24:36,474 - Yes. - You really do need 537 00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:38,301 to learn to let things go. 538 00:24:38,302 --> 00:24:40,478 - Bill is a lovely man. 539 00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:44,308 And frankly, he deserves better than you. 540 00:24:45,701 --> 00:24:48,268 - Lynn, are you aware 541 00:24:48,269 --> 00:24:51,445 that Marty never pulled the proper permits 542 00:24:51,446 --> 00:24:53,447 when you renovated your kitchen? 543 00:24:53,448 --> 00:24:57,712 I let it slide because, hmm, we were close. 544 00:24:57,713 --> 00:25:00,541 But there's a very hefty fine. 545 00:25:00,542 --> 00:25:02,369 And on consideration, 546 00:25:02,370 --> 00:25:04,807 I think I'll have to call the inspector. 547 00:25:06,156 --> 00:25:08,462 See you around, neighbor. 548 00:25:08,463 --> 00:25:11,553 [whimsical music playing] 549 00:25:15,383 --> 00:25:19,126 - Oh, Marty, we are fucked. 550 00:25:25,175 --> 00:25:26,742 [knocks on door] 551 00:25:30,833 --> 00:25:32,618 [knocking continues] 552 00:25:33,706 --> 00:25:34,924 [door opens] 553 00:25:36,970 --> 00:25:38,797 - Ah, man, what the fuck? 554 00:25:38,798 --> 00:25:41,277 - Oh, hey. House key privilege. 555 00:25:41,278 --> 00:25:43,018 Oh, I'm sorry. 556 00:25:43,019 --> 00:25:44,672 I'm so sorry. 557 00:25:44,673 --> 00:25:47,719 I didn't mean to re-traumatize you, 558 00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:49,503 but this is an emergency. 559 00:25:49,504 --> 00:25:52,201 - Are you okay? - I am very much not. 560 00:25:52,202 --> 00:25:55,161 I came to you because you're a friend, 561 00:25:55,162 --> 00:25:59,469 but more importantly, at this exact moment, 562 00:25:59,470 --> 00:26:02,124 because you're a lawyer. - Okay. Go on. 563 00:26:02,125 --> 00:26:05,519 - Yeah. I desperately need expert legal advice. 564 00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:08,957 And this can be a private conversation, correct? 565 00:26:08,958 --> 00:26:10,785 Uh, attorney-client privilege, 566 00:26:10,786 --> 00:26:15,224 I waive my secrets, uh, double indemnity. 567 00:26:15,225 --> 00:26:16,704 - Well, that's not exactly how this works. 568 00:26:16,705 --> 00:26:18,750 - I have been keeping Marty's body in my fridge 569 00:26:18,751 --> 00:26:20,579 for the last six months. 570 00:26:23,669 --> 00:26:25,845 - You serious? - Deadly serious. 571 00:26:26,846 --> 00:26:28,629 I, I didn't kill him. 572 00:26:28,630 --> 00:26:31,589 He, he was getting eggs 573 00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:34,113 and he had a heart attack 574 00:26:34,114 --> 00:26:36,071 and he's still in there. 575 00:26:36,072 --> 00:26:37,725 And an inspector is coming. 576 00:26:37,726 --> 00:26:39,509 - This is above my pay grade. 577 00:26:39,510 --> 00:26:43,339 I mean, failure to report a death is a felony. 578 00:26:43,340 --> 00:26:46,604 - [sighs] I was afraid you would confirm that. 579 00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:48,780 So, what are my options? 580 00:26:48,781 --> 00:26:49,998 - Who else knows about this? 581 00:26:49,999 --> 00:26:52,784 - Dana and Tod, and now you. 582 00:26:52,785 --> 00:26:55,134 - Ugh. Damn. 583 00:26:55,135 --> 00:26:57,702 [exhales sharply] Why am I always murder adjacent? 584 00:26:57,703 --> 00:27:01,401 - I didn't kill him, but I can't get arrested. 585 00:27:01,402 --> 00:27:05,231 I have--I have delicate wrists and I run cold. 586 00:27:05,232 --> 00:27:07,146 Oh, God. They'll find him. 587 00:27:07,147 --> 00:27:08,669 Stupid, stupid, stupid. 588 00:27:08,670 --> 00:27:11,934 Why didn't I bury him when I had the chance? 589 00:27:15,068 --> 00:27:16,111 - I have an idea. 590 00:27:16,112 --> 00:27:19,246 [quirky music playing] 591 00:27:25,905 --> 00:27:27,514 Dana: Going left, this way. 592 00:27:27,515 --> 00:27:30,256 Shh, shush. 593 00:27:30,257 --> 00:27:31,866 Okay, left. Tod: Wait. 594 00:27:31,867 --> 00:27:34,086 Dana: No, this way. Stay straight. Stay straight. 595 00:27:34,087 --> 00:27:35,653 Tod: I know, but... Dana: Veering. 596 00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:37,698 Tod: Sorry, I'm directionally challenged. 597 00:27:37,699 --> 00:27:39,265 Dana: You gotta work on your biceps, Tod. 598 00:27:39,266 --> 00:27:40,962 Tod: It's pinching my finger. 599 00:27:40,963 --> 00:27:42,834 Dana: Tod? Oh. 600 00:27:42,835 --> 00:27:45,227 Tod: Ah. Dana: Oh, it's on my foot. 601 00:27:45,228 --> 00:27:46,708 Fuck. Tod: Shh. 602 00:27:50,625 --> 00:27:51,713 - Hey. 603 00:27:56,587 --> 00:27:59,154 [sighs] That's it. 604 00:27:59,155 --> 00:28:00,373 Rest well, buddy. 605 00:28:00,374 --> 00:28:03,942 - If I could just say a few words. 606 00:28:03,943 --> 00:28:07,772 Marty, you were so loved. 607 00:28:07,773 --> 00:28:09,774 You were a wonderful friend, 608 00:28:09,775 --> 00:28:14,387 father, and husband most of the time. 609 00:28:14,388 --> 00:28:17,913 I spent over half my life with you 610 00:28:19,088 --> 00:28:22,003 and I will miss you every day. 611 00:28:22,004 --> 00:28:23,919 Even though you hurt me, 612 00:28:25,051 --> 00:28:26,792 I forgive you. 613 00:28:27,793 --> 00:28:30,620 And even though... 614 00:28:30,621 --> 00:28:34,842 you won't be with me anymore, 615 00:28:34,843 --> 00:28:37,977 you'll always be next door. 616 00:28:39,065 --> 00:28:41,457 [sniffles] - [clears throat] 617 00:28:41,458 --> 00:28:46,245 Um, I, I really loved your pie. 618 00:28:46,246 --> 00:28:49,509 It was--it was a very good pie. 619 00:28:49,510 --> 00:28:52,338 - We're gonna take care of your gal over here, Marty. 620 00:28:52,339 --> 00:28:54,079 We're surrounding Lynn 621 00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:57,083 and you'll rest well in this spot. 622 00:28:58,127 --> 00:29:00,433 People already think there are bones in there. 623 00:29:00,434 --> 00:29:01,956 Might as well be yours, right? 624 00:29:01,957 --> 00:29:04,437 - I wish I could have met you, 625 00:29:04,438 --> 00:29:07,789 but you could say I met you in a way. 626 00:29:12,794 --> 00:29:15,623 - Are those from Agnes' yard? 627 00:29:16,929 --> 00:29:18,494 - Oh, right. 628 00:29:18,495 --> 00:29:20,323 - Tod, you have a death wish. 629 00:29:21,890 --> 00:29:24,413 [Lynn exhales sharply] 630 00:29:24,414 --> 00:29:25,937 Samira: Go first. But you know, 631 00:29:25,938 --> 00:29:28,635 I don't want to get my berries from there. 632 00:29:28,636 --> 00:29:30,202 - Yoo-hoo. 633 00:29:30,203 --> 00:29:32,682 Is that Hinkley Hills' hottest, bravest couple? 634 00:29:32,683 --> 00:29:33,988 - Hey. - Hi. 635 00:29:33,989 --> 00:29:35,990 - After us, of course. - Uh-hmm. 636 00:29:35,991 --> 00:29:38,079 - How you healin', Benedict Cumberbitch? 637 00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:39,341 - Yeah. It's good stuff. 638 00:29:39,342 --> 00:29:40,386 It's actually pretty painful 639 00:29:40,387 --> 00:29:41,648 and traumatic, but thanks. 640 00:29:41,649 --> 00:29:43,171 - Oof, totally. 641 00:29:43,172 --> 00:29:44,956 [gasps] Did you hear? 642 00:29:44,957 --> 00:29:46,479 Your neighbor, Gary, 643 00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:48,960 bequeathed the Victorian to the town in his will. 644 00:29:48,961 --> 00:29:50,613 Isn't that such a pleasant 645 00:29:50,614 --> 00:29:53,355 and unexpected surprise? - Yeah. Wow. 646 00:29:53,356 --> 00:29:55,314 - Most surprises tend to be unexpected. 647 00:29:55,315 --> 00:29:56,924 - Oh, my God, you're so funny. I know. 648 00:29:56,925 --> 00:29:58,317 - British. - Yeah. 649 00:29:58,318 --> 00:29:59,797 - You know he was murdered, right? 650 00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:01,450 - Ugh. I don't like to dwell. 651 00:30:01,451 --> 00:30:03,017 - Uh, that cat was such a weirdo. 652 00:30:03,018 --> 00:30:04,889 - [inaudible] too is thrilled, of course. 653 00:30:04,890 --> 00:30:06,368 We can finally clean up 654 00:30:06,369 --> 00:30:08,109 my great-great-grandfather's home 655 00:30:08,110 --> 00:30:10,198 and restore it to its former glory. 656 00:30:10,199 --> 00:30:11,765 - I didn't realize you were a Hinkley. 657 00:30:11,766 --> 00:30:13,506 - We don't like to flaunt the pedigree. 658 00:30:13,507 --> 00:30:15,987 - Hinkleys stay humble. - Sorry not sorry in advance 659 00:30:15,988 --> 00:30:17,989 for all the construction noise. - [chuckles] 660 00:30:17,990 --> 00:30:19,729 - Anyway, it is so good to see you, guys. 661 00:30:19,730 --> 00:30:21,035 We'll see you guys around? Samira: Okay. 662 00:30:21,036 --> 00:30:23,211 - Yes? Sounds good. 663 00:30:23,212 --> 00:30:25,126 Samira: But Alison gave us the deed and the keys, 664 00:30:25,127 --> 00:30:26,563 so why lie? 665 00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:33,092 She's here. 666 00:30:34,354 --> 00:30:35,658 Hi, honey. 667 00:30:35,659 --> 00:30:37,008 - I have some big news. 668 00:30:37,009 --> 00:30:38,400 - Oh, lay it on me. 669 00:30:38,401 --> 00:30:39,837 - Guess who got into Hinkley Academy? 670 00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:41,142 Samira: [gasps] What? Robert: Yes. 671 00:30:41,143 --> 00:30:43,188 - Girl, I'm so proud of you. 672 00:30:43,189 --> 00:30:45,059 - Oh, I can't say I'm surprised. 673 00:30:45,060 --> 00:30:46,931 Rory: Ah. - You will remember us 674 00:30:46,932 --> 00:30:49,107 when you do inevitably end up in the White House. 675 00:30:49,108 --> 00:30:50,238 - Exactly. 676 00:30:50,239 --> 00:30:51,805 Robert: I'll give you that. 677 00:30:51,806 --> 00:30:53,155 Was there anything else? 678 00:30:54,287 --> 00:30:57,724 - Um, I overheard Ainsley's mom 679 00:30:57,725 --> 00:30:59,769 and grandma outside just now. 680 00:30:59,770 --> 00:31:03,338 They said the people the academy let in this year are trash. 681 00:31:03,339 --> 00:31:06,820 - I'm sorry. They-- they're just jealous, okay? 682 00:31:06,821 --> 00:31:08,474 I have so many words for them right now, 683 00:31:08,475 --> 00:31:09,605 not of which would be appropriate 684 00:31:09,606 --> 00:31:10,868 to say in front of you. 685 00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:12,782 - It's okay. 686 00:31:12,783 --> 00:31:15,221 [dramatic music playing] 687 00:31:20,487 --> 00:31:22,444 Dana: Your boy Naveen coming tonight? 688 00:31:22,445 --> 00:31:23,750 - Um, unfortunately not. 689 00:31:23,751 --> 00:31:25,230 He's on a second date. 690 00:31:25,231 --> 00:31:28,537 - Are you okay, hun? - Yeah. Sorry. [sighs] 691 00:31:28,538 --> 00:31:30,975 Rory told me she overheard Agnes and Lauren say 692 00:31:30,976 --> 00:31:33,499 she and the other kids that got into Hinkley Hills Academy 693 00:31:33,500 --> 00:31:35,196 this year are trash. 694 00:31:35,197 --> 00:31:36,763 Lynn: What? - And I just-- 695 00:31:36,764 --> 00:31:38,591 I feel a way about it. Lynn: I heard 696 00:31:38,592 --> 00:31:41,594 that Agnes' granddaughter didn't get a spot. 697 00:31:41,595 --> 00:31:43,074 - She was actually one of the parents 698 00:31:43,075 --> 00:31:44,553 that went for that teacher that I was... 699 00:31:44,554 --> 00:31:45,728 - Uh-hmm. - ...telling you about. 700 00:31:45,729 --> 00:31:47,600 Agnes led some insane crusade 701 00:31:47,601 --> 00:31:49,036 to try to get him fired. 702 00:31:49,037 --> 00:31:51,170 - And then he died. - Uh-hmm. 703 00:31:53,302 --> 00:31:56,001 - Agnes hated Alison, right? - Yeah. 704 00:31:59,091 --> 00:32:01,962 - Go with me on this. - Hokas are on. Do it. 705 00:32:01,963 --> 00:32:03,485 - For decades, 706 00:32:03,486 --> 00:32:05,009 people in Hinkley Hills have gone missing. 707 00:32:05,010 --> 00:32:06,749 Alison: We weren't the only ones who went missing. 708 00:32:06,750 --> 00:32:08,490 Gary: He's about as much in Hawaii 709 00:32:08,491 --> 00:32:11,363 as Elvis is running a gas station on Pittsburgh. 710 00:32:11,364 --> 00:32:12,799 Samira: Alison and Gary found the link, 711 00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:14,148 but they couldn't find the motive. 712 00:32:14,149 --> 00:32:15,410 I think I did. 713 00:32:15,411 --> 00:32:16,846 - All right. Get on with it. 714 00:32:16,847 --> 00:32:18,979 - Everyone on Alison and Gary's list 715 00:32:18,980 --> 00:32:21,895 of potential victims went against the town. 716 00:32:21,896 --> 00:32:23,418 Okay. They were a nuisance. 717 00:32:23,419 --> 00:32:24,942 They were a problem. 718 00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:26,726 They were trash. Robert: But then the parents 719 00:32:26,727 --> 00:32:28,989 complained to the principal and the school board, 720 00:32:28,990 --> 00:32:30,730 tried to get him fired. Alison: There was a guy 721 00:32:30,731 --> 00:32:33,080 who sold handbags out of the trunk of his car. 722 00:32:33,081 --> 00:32:35,082 - A small business owner refused to sell. 723 00:32:35,083 --> 00:32:37,693 And the garbage man took them out. 724 00:32:37,694 --> 00:32:39,957 - I just get paid... 725 00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:41,959 [Alison screams] 726 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:43,786 to take out the trash. 727 00:32:43,787 --> 00:32:46,789 - It's a bit on the nose. Samira: He said paid, 728 00:32:46,790 --> 00:32:50,229 implying that he was following someone else's orders. 729 00:32:53,319 --> 00:32:55,581 - Girl, you get the trash truck doing the damn thing 730 00:32:55,582 --> 00:32:56,756 on a Sunday. - Come on. 731 00:32:56,757 --> 00:32:58,323 - What are you trying to say? 732 00:32:58,324 --> 00:33:00,107 - Who is rabidly hell-bent 733 00:33:00,108 --> 00:33:03,067 on keeping this town pristine at all costs? 734 00:33:03,068 --> 00:33:05,112 Who terrorizes their neighbors? 735 00:33:05,113 --> 00:33:08,463 Who uses their position to, to keep people in line? 736 00:33:08,464 --> 00:33:09,769 - Think of it as your new bible. 737 00:33:09,770 --> 00:33:11,162 - The evil overlord. 738 00:33:11,163 --> 00:33:12,946 - The person that spent 25 years 739 00:33:12,947 --> 00:33:16,732 devoting their life to keeping Hinkley Hills the... 740 00:33:16,733 --> 00:33:18,518 - Safest town in America. 741 00:33:19,388 --> 00:33:21,999 - HOA President 742 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,872 Agnes Festersen. 743 00:33:26,656 --> 00:33:29,529 ♪ Bum, bum be-dum, ♪ ♪ bum, bum be-dum bum ♪ 744 00:33:29,746 --> 00:33:31,879 ♪ What's wrong with me? ♪ ♪ Bum, bum be-dum ♪ 745 00:33:32,053 --> 00:33:34,360 ♪ Bum, bum be-dum bum ♪ ♪ Why do I feel like this? ♪ 746 00:33:34,577 --> 00:33:36,405 ♪ Bum, bum be-dum ♪ 747 00:33:36,623 --> 00:33:39,582 ♪ Bum, bum be-dum bum ♪ ♪ I'm going crazy now ♪ 748 00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:41,931 ♪ Bum, bum be-dum, bum ♪ 749 00:33:41,932 --> 00:33:43,542 ♪ No more gas... ♪ - Uh-oh. 750 00:33:43,543 --> 00:33:45,674 Oh, he's got moves. 751 00:33:45,675 --> 00:33:47,111 [laughs] 752 00:33:47,112 --> 00:33:48,938 - That's right, ladies. 753 00:33:48,939 --> 00:33:51,550 This DJ can dance. - Wow. 754 00:33:51,551 --> 00:33:55,162 Naveen's famous ñadas, short for piña coladas. 755 00:33:55,163 --> 00:33:57,078 Just think about it too much. - [laughs] 756 00:33:57,296 --> 00:33:59,253 ♪ It's a thief ♪ ♪ in the night... ♪ 757 00:33:59,254 --> 00:34:00,994 - Hmm. 758 00:34:00,995 --> 00:34:03,040 It tastes like vacation. - Right? 759 00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:05,477 Top secret recipe. - Wow. 760 00:34:05,478 --> 00:34:07,131 What's the secret? - No, for real. 761 00:34:07,132 --> 00:34:08,829 Like, it's like a top secret recipe. 762 00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:11,526 ♪ It's too close for comfort ♪ ♪ Oh ♪ 763 00:34:11,527 --> 00:34:12,658 - All right. All right. 764 00:34:12,659 --> 00:34:14,051 I'll tell you. - [laughs] 765 00:34:14,052 --> 00:34:15,400 - But you got to promise me. 766 00:34:15,401 --> 00:34:16,923 You can't tell anybody. 767 00:34:16,924 --> 00:34:18,839 - No. Your secret is safe with me. 768 00:34:20,362 --> 00:34:22,147 - Okay. - Uh-hmm. 769 00:34:23,061 --> 00:34:27,543 - The secret is the dark rum float. 770 00:34:27,761 --> 00:34:29,328 ♪ Disturbia ♪ 771 00:34:29,545 --> 00:34:31,634 ♪ It's like the darkness ♪ is the light ♪ 772 00:34:31,852 --> 00:34:33,114 ♪ Disturbia ♪ 773 00:34:33,332 --> 00:34:35,290 ♪ Am I scaring you tonight? ♪ 774 00:34:35,508 --> 00:34:37,075 ♪ Disturbia ♪ 775 00:34:37,249 --> 00:34:39,294 ♪ Ain't used ♪ ♪ to what you like ♪ 776 00:34:39,512 --> 00:34:41,035 ♪ Disturbia ♪ 777 00:34:41,209 --> 00:34:43,297 ♪ Disturbia ♪ 778 00:34:43,298 --> 00:34:46,605 - Okay. But the entire mission of the HOA 779 00:34:46,606 --> 00:34:49,738 is to keep Hinkley Hills safe, orderly, 780 00:34:49,739 --> 00:34:52,437 and clean. - Yeah. But surely, 781 00:34:52,438 --> 00:34:54,613 the whole of the homeowners association can't be involved 782 00:34:54,614 --> 00:34:58,312 in some murderous town-like conspiracy, can they? 783 00:34:58,313 --> 00:34:59,705 - Let's look at the book. 784 00:34:59,706 --> 00:35:01,707 - We should go on a vacation sometime. 785 00:35:01,708 --> 00:35:04,840 I, uh--I'm really good on boats. 786 00:35:04,841 --> 00:35:08,236 - And I'm really good at pools... [chuckles] 787 00:35:09,324 --> 00:35:11,108 And nadas. 788 00:35:11,109 --> 00:35:12,674 - Ñadas 789 00:35:12,675 --> 00:35:15,373 - I'm gonna grab dessert. - Okay. Yeah. 790 00:35:15,374 --> 00:35:16,505 Oh, let me take care of these. 791 00:35:18,159 --> 00:35:22,642 ♪ [indistinct] ♪ 792 00:35:25,558 --> 00:35:28,908 - Now, we should at least be wary of anyone at the top, 793 00:35:28,909 --> 00:35:31,563 especially anyone close to Agnes and... 794 00:35:31,564 --> 00:35:32,912 - Right, you know. 795 00:35:32,913 --> 00:35:35,219 [tense music playing] 796 00:35:35,220 --> 00:35:37,482 - Oh, my goodness. 797 00:35:37,483 --> 00:35:39,179 - Shit. - Hmm. 798 00:35:39,180 --> 00:35:40,354 That was amazing. 799 00:35:40,355 --> 00:35:41,703 - Oh, I can't take credit. 800 00:35:41,704 --> 00:35:43,793 My friend gave me the recipe. 801 00:35:44,707 --> 00:35:46,099 I'm gonna be right back. 802 00:35:46,100 --> 00:35:48,841 I'm just gonna run to the, uh, 803 00:35:48,842 --> 00:35:50,713 ladies' room. - Okay. 804 00:35:50,931 --> 00:35:52,671 ♪ It was tragic, they say ♪ 805 00:35:52,672 --> 00:35:54,021 - [exhales sharply] 806 00:35:55,327 --> 00:35:57,154 Robert: Wait. But just because she's there 807 00:35:57,155 --> 00:35:58,764 doesn't necessarily mean she's involved. 808 00:35:58,765 --> 00:36:00,157 And also, what would the HOA 809 00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:01,855 have specifically against Naveen? 810 00:36:03,291 --> 00:36:05,206 - They think he killed their guy. 811 00:36:05,424 --> 00:36:07,686 ♪ Sitting alone ♪ 812 00:36:07,687 --> 00:36:10,384 - Hey. I think I... 813 00:36:10,385 --> 00:36:13,822 put too much secret in the--in the ñadas. 814 00:36:13,823 --> 00:36:16,173 - Oh, no. Are you okay? 815 00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:17,653 - I feel... 816 00:36:17,871 --> 00:36:20,960 ♪ To pay for our sins ♪ 817 00:36:20,961 --> 00:36:23,528 [ominous music playing] 818 00:36:23,529 --> 00:36:25,138 - Is he picking up? Naveen: Naveen. Leave a... 819 00:36:25,139 --> 00:36:26,835 - Shit. It's going straight to voicemail. 820 00:36:26,836 --> 00:36:28,097 - Try again. 821 00:36:28,098 --> 00:36:31,623 [ominous music playing] 822 00:36:31,624 --> 00:36:33,452 Naveen: Naveen, leave a... 823 00:36:38,805 --> 00:36:40,806 Robert: The lights are on. Samira: Okay. 824 00:36:40,807 --> 00:36:42,373 Hurry. Robert: Come on. 825 00:36:42,374 --> 00:36:43,722 Samira: I'm comin'. Robert: Naveen? 826 00:36:43,723 --> 00:36:45,072 Samira: Naveen. 827 00:36:48,684 --> 00:36:50,164 Robert: Naveen? 828 00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:52,645 Samira: Naveen. 829 00:36:56,692 --> 00:36:58,432 - Naveen? 830 00:36:58,433 --> 00:37:00,304 Oh, no. This is bad. 831 00:37:00,305 --> 00:37:02,481 [car engine starts] - Rob. 832 00:37:04,265 --> 00:37:06,919 Stop! [tense music playing] 833 00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:09,662 - Naveen! Shit. 834 00:37:11,359 --> 00:37:14,056 - It's them. 835 00:37:14,057 --> 00:37:15,928 Nobody kidnaps our friend in our neighborhood 836 00:37:15,929 --> 00:37:17,147 and gets away with it. 837 00:37:18,323 --> 00:37:20,150 ♪ Disturbia ♪ 838 00:37:20,325 --> 00:37:22,109 ♪ It's like the darkness ♪ ♪ is the light ♪ 839 00:37:22,283 --> 00:37:23,806 ♪ Disturbia ♪ 840 00:37:24,024 --> 00:37:26,026 ♪ Am I scaring you tonight? ♪ 841 00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:27,636 ♪ Disturbia ♪ 842 00:37:27,854 --> 00:37:30,073 ♪ Ain't used to what you like ♪ 843 00:37:30,248 --> 00:37:33,773 ♪ Disturbia, disturbia ♪ 844 00:37:33,990 --> 00:37:37,516 ♪ Bum bum be-dum, ♪ ♪ bum bum be-dum bum ♪ 845 00:37:37,733 --> 00:37:41,389 ♪ Bum bum be-dum, ♪ ♪ bum bum be-dum bum ♪ 846 00:37:41,607 --> 00:37:45,219 ♪ Bum bum be-dum, ♪ ♪ bum bum be-dum bum ♪ 847 00:37:45,393 --> 00:37:49,484 ♪ Bum bum be-dum, ♪ ♪ bum bum be-dum bum ♪ 848 00:37:49,702 --> 00:37:51,356 ♪ Faded pictures on the wall ♪ 849 00:37:51,573 --> 00:37:53,314 ♪ It's like they talkin' ♪ ♪ to me ♪ 850 00:37:53,532 --> 00:37:55,273 ♪ Disconnected, no one calls ♪ 851 00:37:55,490 --> 00:37:57,492 ♪ The phone don't even ring ♪ 852 00:37:57,710 --> 00:38:00,495 ♪ I gotta get out ♪ ♪ or figure this [...] out ♪ 853 00:38:00,713 --> 00:38:04,804 ♪ It's too close ♪ ♪ for comfort, oh ♪ 854 00:38:05,021 --> 00:38:06,806 ♪ It's a thief in the night ♪ 855 00:38:07,023 --> 00:38:08,851 ♪ to come and grab you. Ooh ♪ 856 00:38:09,069 --> 00:38:10,940 ♪ It can creep up inside you ♪ 857 00:38:11,158 --> 00:38:12,551 ♪ and consume you, ooh ♪ 858 00:38:12,768 --> 00:38:14,422 ♪ A disease of the mind ♪ 859 00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:16,163 ♪ it can control you, ooh ♪ 860 00:38:16,337 --> 00:38:19,297 ♪ I feel like a monster, oh ♪ 861 00:38:19,471 --> 00:38:21,081 ♪ Put on your brake lights ♪ 862 00:38:21,299 --> 00:38:22,909 ♪ You're in the city of wonder ♪ 863 00:38:23,126 --> 00:38:24,867 ♪ City lights ♪ ♪ Ain't gon' play nice ♪ 864 00:38:25,085 --> 00:38:26,739 ♪ Watch out ♪ ♪ you might just... ♪