1 00:00:30,791 --> 00:00:34,666 (叶梓洁) 2 00:00:34,750 --> 00:00:38,625 (叶梓洁) 3 00:00:51,375 --> 00:00:56,208 (邮) 4 00:00:56,291 --> 00:01:00,000 (叶梓洁) 5 00:01:10,333 --> 00:01:11,583 叶子杰 6 00:01:14,625 --> 00:01:15,833 你干吗不追土豆啦? 7 00:01:15,916 --> 00:01:17,375 我是叶子杰 8 00:01:17,458 --> 00:01:19,458 在我后面那个笑得很亲切的人呢 9 00:01:19,541 --> 00:01:20,875 是我们学校的主任 10 00:01:20,958 --> 00:01:23,625 她是我除了阿姨之外 最怕的女人 11 00:01:23,708 --> 00:01:26,250 每天最大的兴趣就是把我抓回教室 12 00:01:26,333 --> 00:01:28,125 在教室到底有什么好玩的啦? 13 00:01:28,208 --> 00:01:30,208 唯一能让我待在学校的理由就是 14 00:01:30,291 --> 00:01:33,125 玩到毕业 然后考上公立大学 15 00:01:33,208 --> 00:01:34,416 不对 16 00:01:34,500 --> 00:01:35,666 是玩到毕业 17 00:01:35,750 --> 00:01:37,958 然后拿回属于我的东西 18 00:01:38,708 --> 00:01:40,375 (距离大考倒数121天) 19 00:01:40,458 --> 00:01:42,833 (距离夺回遗产倒数121天) 20 00:01:42,916 --> 00:01:44,333 三、二 21 00:01:44,416 --> 00:01:45,708 -一 -柏丁 70 22 00:01:46,458 --> 00:01:47,875 我填空放水呢 23 00:01:49,166 --> 00:01:50,666 若泽 76 24 00:01:54,958 --> 00:01:55,791 …70 25 00:01:56,791 --> 00:01:58,541 叶梓洁 98 26 00:02:00,708 --> 00:02:01,958 班长啦 27 00:02:02,041 --> 00:02:04,541 哪来自信考98?坐下 28 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:07,541 -班长咧? -去校门口领讲义 29 00:02:07,625 --> 00:02:08,458 惟全… 30 00:02:08,541 --> 00:02:09,708 不是啦 老宫 我想… 31 00:02:09,791 --> 00:02:11,041 想什么啦? 32 00:02:11,125 --> 00:02:13,250 想考高分 那你用想的就好啦 来 33 00:02:16,833 --> 00:02:18,083 我靠 他什么时候… 34 00:02:18,166 --> 00:02:19,291 超恶的 35 00:02:19,833 --> 00:02:20,750 (录像中) 36 00:02:20,833 --> 00:02:22,958 我们来开箱鸡缸三代涂语窦的包里 37 00:02:23,041 --> 00:02:24,416 会有些什么东西呢? 38 00:02:24,500 --> 00:02:25,666 白目欸 你包都吐了 39 00:02:25,750 --> 00:02:27,250 然后吐成这样 40 00:02:27,916 --> 00:02:29,791 不吐你包里 你是要怎么出来了啊? 41 00:02:29,875 --> 00:02:31,125 你可以吐我身上啊 42 00:02:31,208 --> 00:02:32,833 好啊 我下次吐你身上 43 00:02:32,916 --> 00:02:34,625 -自己闻 -很臭欸 44 00:02:34,708 --> 00:02:35,541 不要啦 45 00:02:36,916 --> 00:02:37,791 对了 土豆哥 46 00:02:37,875 --> 00:02:39,125 跟你商量一件事情 47 00:02:39,208 --> 00:02:41,000 干吗?你又被你阿姨扣钱? 48 00:02:41,708 --> 00:02:42,625 不可能 49 00:02:42,708 --> 00:02:44,208 上个月跟我借的还没还我欸 50 00:02:45,291 --> 00:02:46,708 别说上个月了 我高一跟你借的 51 00:02:46,791 --> 00:02:48,000 到现在都还没有还你 52 00:02:48,083 --> 00:02:49,458 -反正… -反正等你考上公立大学 53 00:02:49,541 --> 00:02:50,666 你阿姨就会把遗产给你 54 00:02:50,750 --> 00:02:52,208 到时候你就可以还我钱了 55 00:02:52,833 --> 00:02:54,583 -我从高一听你讲到现在了 -对… 56 00:02:57,583 --> 00:02:58,625 拿三张就好啦 57 00:03:00,166 --> 00:03:01,791 等一下 这是什么东西? 58 00:03:01,875 --> 00:03:03,666 (我的爱人) 59 00:03:04,583 --> 00:03:05,500 为什么? 60 00:03:06,125 --> 00:03:08,166 为什么我阿姨会在你怀里? 61 00:03:08,250 --> 00:03:09,583 等一下 还我 62 00:03:09,666 --> 00:03:11,416 拜托 大哥 不要放口袋 63 00:03:11,500 --> 00:03:12,625 会皱掉 64 00:03:12,708 --> 00:03:13,541 拜托 65 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:21,791 (男生厕所) 66 00:03:21,875 --> 00:03:22,708 叶子杰 67 00:03:25,625 --> 00:03:27,125 你手机先放下来 68 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:30,083 -不要放 -我知道 69 00:03:30,166 --> 00:03:32,000 不是 主任刚刚很急 70 00:03:32,083 --> 00:03:33,458 没事 主任 71 00:03:33,541 --> 00:03:34,375 我们都知道 72 00:03:34,458 --> 00:03:35,666 你听我解释 你手机… 73 00:03:35,750 --> 00:03:38,750 -我们拍到主任在男厕站着尿尿… -会皱掉 快拿出来 74 00:03:38,833 --> 00:03:39,666 阿姨会皱掉 75 00:03:39,750 --> 00:03:40,666 阿姨会皱掉啦 76 00:03:40,750 --> 00:03:41,958 不要 我只有一张照片 77 00:03:49,625 --> 00:03:54,791 给我 叶子杰 78 00:03:54,875 --> 00:03:55,833 借过 79 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:02,708 她就是那个考98分的叶梓洁 80 00:04:02,791 --> 00:04:04,458 除了每次点名被搞混 81 00:04:04,541 --> 00:04:06,500 好事都是她 坏事都是我 82 00:04:06,583 --> 00:04:08,125 -你要干吗? -叶子杰 83 00:04:11,416 --> 00:04:12,583 -叶子杰 -喂 84 00:04:12,666 --> 00:04:13,750 -给我站住 -接好 85 00:04:16,208 --> 00:04:17,666 同学 这…这我的摩托车 86 00:04:17,750 --> 00:04:18,625 -你要干吗? -主任 拜拜 87 00:04:18,708 --> 00:04:19,541 同学 88 00:04:19,625 --> 00:04:21,291 -叶子杰 -叶子杰 89 00:04:21,375 --> 00:04:23,166 倒霉跟他名字一样 90 00:04:23,250 --> 00:04:24,458 问题学生 91 00:04:24,541 --> 00:04:26,208 坏事都他 还常常闯祸害我 92 00:04:27,291 --> 00:04:28,333 名字一样又怎样? 93 00:04:28,416 --> 00:04:31,541 我才不想跟你一样活得那么无聊咧 94 00:04:31,625 --> 00:04:34,208 我只管现在想做什么就做什么 95 00:04:53,916 --> 00:04:55,708 喂?子杰阿姨 96 00:04:55,791 --> 00:04:57,375 那个…我是主任 97 00:04:57,458 --> 00:04:59,541 叶子杰现在在医院 98 00:04:59,625 --> 00:05:00,833 伤势不严重 不用担心 99 00:05:00,916 --> 00:05:03,166 -三床的男病患有癌症病史没告知 -你听到我的留言之后 100 00:05:03,250 --> 00:05:04,916 -有癌症还不说 去确认一下 -再打电话给我 101 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:05,833 好 拜拜 102 00:05:05,916 --> 00:05:07,958 学妹 去跟三床说一下 103 00:05:08,666 --> 00:05:09,500 说什么? 104 00:05:10,083 --> 00:05:11,291 你刚不是在这里听吗? 105 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:14,125 跟三床的说有癌症病史要先讲 106 00:05:14,208 --> 00:05:16,375 然后记得回门诊追踪癌症 可以吗? 107 00:05:16,458 --> 00:05:17,708 -好 -医生 108 00:05:17,791 --> 00:05:18,708 我什么时候可以出院? 109 00:05:18,791 --> 00:05:19,791 -你帮我… -二床? 110 00:05:19,875 --> 00:05:21,250 -三床 -三床 111 00:05:21,333 --> 00:05:22,166 -三床 -对 112 00:05:22,250 --> 00:05:23,916 -新来的 严肃一点 -好 113 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:24,875 严肃一点 114 00:05:24,958 --> 00:05:28,416 三床 癌症 严肃一点 115 00:05:29,458 --> 00:05:31,791 来 三床病患要推去检查哦 116 00:05:33,958 --> 00:05:36,500 学姐 你把床放在这边挡路哦 117 00:05:36,583 --> 00:05:39,083 三床空出来了 不然你先帮我推去那边啦 118 00:05:40,500 --> 00:05:42,208 你要记得回来 我今天超忙的哦 119 00:05:42,291 --> 00:05:43,166 好啦 120 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:44,833 我们要去哪里? 121 00:05:44,916 --> 00:05:45,916 移动一下床哦 122 00:05:47,250 --> 00:05:48,833 进急诊有附餐吗? 123 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:50,416 我不知道欸 124 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,583 -你休息一下 -那你回去再帮我多注意一下哦 125 00:05:56,083 --> 00:05:57,125 我还要待多久? 126 00:05:57,208 --> 00:05:58,666 我不清楚 我查完跟你说 127 00:06:00,791 --> 00:06:02,041 叶子杰 128 00:06:02,125 --> 00:06:04,791 主任这一次真的是帮不了你了 129 00:06:04,875 --> 00:06:08,125 你死定了 退学退定了 130 00:06:09,500 --> 00:06:10,458 为什么会退学? 131 00:06:10,541 --> 00:06:13,166 你知道你的机车飞出去撞到谁吗? 132 00:06:14,333 --> 00:06:15,166 有撞到人哦? 133 00:06:17,916 --> 00:06:18,791 校长 134 00:06:20,916 --> 00:06:21,958 等一下 主任 135 00:06:23,833 --> 00:06:26,041 什么处罚都可以 但是退学不行啊 136 00:06:26,750 --> 00:06:28,458 如果被退学 我就死定了 137 00:06:28,541 --> 00:06:29,708 怎么会死呢? 138 00:06:29,791 --> 00:06:30,916 我提早让你毕业 139 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,250 你就提早去就业 140 00:06:32,333 --> 00:06:34,875 直接赢在别人的起跑点上面 141 00:06:34,958 --> 00:06:35,791 对不对? 142 00:06:37,333 --> 00:06:39,333 (手术室) 143 00:06:40,458 --> 00:06:41,916 喂?主任 不好意思 144 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:43,708 下午我有刀 没有接到电话 145 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:48,875 好 我回去会再跟他问清楚 146 00:06:54,333 --> 00:06:55,166 癌症? 147 00:07:06,541 --> 00:07:07,791 叶子杰 148 00:07:08,500 --> 00:07:09,791 在干吗? 149 00:07:11,958 --> 00:07:13,375 要不要告诉我现在什么状况啊? 150 00:07:14,291 --> 00:07:15,125 钱呢? 151 00:07:15,750 --> 00:07:16,583 什么钱? 152 00:07:18,208 --> 00:07:20,041 我爸妈留给我的理赔金 153 00:07:21,625 --> 00:07:22,708 我现在就要 154 00:07:25,458 --> 00:07:27,125 我今天打给你手机都没接 155 00:07:27,791 --> 00:07:29,708 你要不要告诉我 你今天到底干了什么好事? 156 00:07:29,791 --> 00:07:30,625 干什么好事? 157 00:07:30,708 --> 00:07:33,333 我都得癌症了 还有什么事我不能干的啊? 158 00:07:33,416 --> 00:07:34,708 翘课、偷车 159 00:07:34,791 --> 00:07:36,125 还撞到校长 160 00:07:36,208 --> 00:07:37,625 然后现在把家里搞成这样 161 00:07:37,708 --> 00:07:39,250 还骗主任说你得癌症 162 00:07:39,333 --> 00:07:40,541 什么骗? 163 00:07:40,625 --> 00:07:42,541 是你们家医院的护士跟我说的欸 164 00:07:43,166 --> 00:07:45,166 什么处罚都可以 但是退学不行啊 165 00:07:45,833 --> 00:07:47,125 如果被退学我就死定了 166 00:07:47,208 --> 00:07:49,666 相信主任 退学真的很好 167 00:07:49,750 --> 00:07:51,375 不是啊 主任 真的不行啦 168 00:07:51,458 --> 00:07:52,375 -你什么事情行? -不然… 169 00:07:52,458 --> 00:07:54,250 不然你跟校长说 我… 170 00:07:54,333 --> 00:07:57,041 -如果你是要当校长的面前… -三床 癌症 严肃一点 171 00:07:57,125 --> 00:07:59,083 同学 你有癌症病史 你为什么不说啊? 172 00:07:59,166 --> 00:08:00,291 这开给你的药如果排斥反应 173 00:08:00,375 --> 00:08:01,500 这很危险你知道吗? 174 00:08:01,583 --> 00:08:02,916 要回门诊追踪啦 175 00:08:04,375 --> 00:08:05,208 我做到了 176 00:08:11,500 --> 00:08:13,375 我在医院就看了你的病历 177 00:08:13,458 --> 00:08:15,541 不就挫伤吗?哪来的癌症啊? 178 00:08:17,583 --> 00:08:18,875 靠 所以我没事哦? 179 00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:21,875 癌症还给我吃泡面? 180 00:08:21,958 --> 00:08:23,583 就算我没有癌症 181 00:08:23,666 --> 00:08:25,666 我这样还是出了车祸 进了急诊啊 182 00:08:25,750 --> 00:08:26,708 而且就在你的医院 183 00:08:26,791 --> 00:08:28,458 你都不用过来看我一下的吗? 184 00:08:28,541 --> 00:08:29,458 还是你就是想等我死了 185 00:08:29,541 --> 00:08:31,625 然后侵占我爸妈留给我的钱? 186 00:08:31,708 --> 00:08:34,541 对 我就想要侵占你的钱 怎么样? 187 00:08:35,750 --> 00:08:37,375 你爸妈会死是我计划的 188 00:08:37,458 --> 00:08:39,250 火车翻了也是我造成的啦 189 00:08:39,333 --> 00:08:41,166 我就没料到你怎么会活下来 190 00:08:41,250 --> 00:08:42,083 怎么不去死一死啊? 191 00:08:42,166 --> 00:08:43,583 拉着我人生陪葬欸 192 00:08:47,500 --> 00:08:48,916 等你考上公立大学 193 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:50,541 该给你的钱一定会给你 194 00:08:50,625 --> 00:08:51,833 到时候 你就给我搬出去 195 00:08:51,916 --> 00:08:52,791 不要再回来 196 00:09:07,333 --> 00:09:08,916 (土豆 Instagram语音) 197 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,833 (你错过土豆拨打的语音通话 欠钱不还的李蕾 未接来电) 198 00:09:15,375 --> 00:09:16,958 (土豆:兄弟 听说你进医院了) 199 00:09:17,041 --> 00:09:19,250 (土豆:没事吧?) 200 00:09:26,458 --> 00:09:33,416 (欠钱不还的李蕾 未接来电) 201 00:09:33,500 --> 00:09:34,666 (输入密码) 202 00:09:58,416 --> 00:09:59,250 谢谢你哦 203 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:01,333 喂 204 00:10:02,291 --> 00:10:03,833 为什么我的手机会锁起来? 205 00:10:07,083 --> 00:10:08,875 (输入密码) 206 00:10:14,083 --> 00:10:17,916 (输入密码 无法使用手机 一分钟后再试一次) 207 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,041 (请输入密码 密码错误 请稍后再试) 208 00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:23,083 昨天一直有人打电话给你 209 00:10:23,166 --> 00:10:24,333 很吵 210 00:10:24,416 --> 00:10:26,500 我原本想打回去说你手机不在身边 211 00:10:26,583 --> 00:10:27,708 但我不知道你的密码 212 00:10:27,791 --> 00:10:28,750 所以就变这样 213 00:10:28,833 --> 00:10:30,500 不是你的手机 你不会关机哦? 214 00:10:30,583 --> 00:10:34,125 对哦 我怎么都没有想到可以关机? 215 00:10:39,958 --> 00:10:42,458 个、十、百、千 万、十万、百万、千万 216 00:10:43,041 --> 00:10:44,041 靠 也太久了吧? 217 00:10:44,125 --> 00:10:46,041 兄弟 怎么才几个小时没见而已 218 00:10:46,125 --> 00:10:46,958 你就得癌症啊? 219 00:10:47,958 --> 00:10:48,958 谁跟你说我得癌症? 220 00:10:49,041 --> 00:10:49,875 主任啊 221 00:10:49,958 --> 00:10:51,583 早上主任把我叫过去 她问我说 222 00:10:52,208 --> 00:10:53,750 “为什么叶子杰有癌症?” 223 00:10:53,833 --> 00:10:55,416 我说:“啊?叶子杰有癌症?” 224 00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:57,583 “你跟他那么好 你怎么会不知道?” 225 00:10:57,666 --> 00:10:59,708 “对啊 我跟他那么好 我怎么会不知道?” 226 00:11:00,500 --> 00:11:01,666 “没事 你先回去吧” 227 00:11:01,750 --> 00:11:03,375 然后回来就看到你在这边 228 00:11:03,458 --> 00:11:04,875 你得癌症怎么没有跟我说? 229 00:11:05,583 --> 00:11:06,416 等一下 230 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:07,916 她有没有跟你说我被退学的事情? 231 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:08,833 什么退学? 232 00:11:10,125 --> 00:11:12,083 -就… -叶子杰 233 00:11:13,750 --> 00:11:14,666 子杰 来 234 00:11:18,750 --> 00:11:20,375 你的事哦 235 00:11:20,458 --> 00:11:22,750 主任有跟校长聊过 236 00:11:22,833 --> 00:11:23,708 校长决定… 237 00:11:23,791 --> 00:11:24,625 主任 238 00:11:25,291 --> 00:11:26,208 退学真的不行 239 00:11:26,291 --> 00:11:28,333 决定给你一个机会啦 240 00:11:28,416 --> 00:11:31,000 让你好好过剩下来的日子 241 00:11:32,208 --> 00:11:33,041 真的假的? 242 00:11:37,875 --> 00:11:38,791 子杰 243 00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:41,750 你是得什么癌? 244 00:11:45,416 --> 00:11:46,541 关于这件事 245 00:11:47,083 --> 00:11:47,916 主任 其实… 246 00:11:49,291 --> 00:11:50,125 没关系 247 00:11:50,708 --> 00:11:52,083 主任懂 你不要讲好了 248 00:11:52,166 --> 00:11:53,666 主任怕我承受不了 249 00:11:54,208 --> 00:11:56,500 你如果身体不舒服 你就请假 250 00:11:57,416 --> 00:11:58,958 不要逞强哦 知道吗? 251 00:11:59,791 --> 00:12:00,666 好 252 00:12:00,750 --> 00:12:03,250 保重哦 来 我们先回去上课 253 00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:05,041 慢慢走 254 00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:06,125 慢慢走啊 255 00:12:06,666 --> 00:12:07,833 慢慢走 256 00:12:09,541 --> 00:12:11,375 你还要在客厅睡多久? 257 00:12:11,916 --> 00:12:14,000 不要一直造成 你阿姨的困扰 好不好? 258 00:12:14,083 --> 00:12:14,958 (苹果账户) 259 00:12:15,041 --> 00:12:16,666 妈的 死叶梓洁 260 00:12:16,750 --> 00:12:18,250 所以你根本没有癌症 261 00:12:18,333 --> 00:12:19,333 然后也不用被退学? 262 00:12:19,416 --> 00:12:20,458 对啦 263 00:12:20,541 --> 00:12:22,500 靠 我信箱的密码是什么? 264 00:12:22,583 --> 00:12:24,625 那如果学校发现你的病是装的 265 00:12:24,708 --> 00:12:25,750 你不就会被退学? 266 00:12:25,833 --> 00:12:26,916 -那如果被退学的话 -对啦 267 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,000 你就不能考试 268 00:12:28,083 --> 00:12:29,541 不能考试 就考不到公立大学 269 00:12:29,625 --> 00:12:31,125 没有公立大学 就拿不到遗产 270 00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:32,291 -我怎么会记得… -靠 271 00:12:32,375 --> 00:12:33,833 那你欠我的钱怎么办啦? 272 00:12:33,916 --> 00:12:34,750 对啦 273 00:12:36,291 --> 00:12:37,791 靠 对 274 00:12:37,875 --> 00:12:38,916 那我的钱怎么办? 275 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,583 主任知道你得什么癌症吗? 276 00:12:40,666 --> 00:12:41,916 我自己都不知道我得什么癌症了 277 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,291 主任怎么会知道我得什么癌症? 278 00:12:44,458 --> 00:12:45,625 先不要紧张 279 00:12:45,708 --> 00:12:47,250 土豆哥来帮你想办法 280 00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:50,541 (距离夺回遗产倒数119天) 281 00:12:50,625 --> 00:12:52,625 -你别抖 -你不要动 282 00:12:52,708 --> 00:12:53,666 你看啦 283 00:12:54,916 --> 00:12:56,041 你确定这样真的可以? 284 00:12:56,125 --> 00:12:58,708 可以 我三岁开始就看我妈化妆了 285 00:12:58,791 --> 00:12:59,625 相信我 286 00:13:00,916 --> 00:13:02,041 好了 怎么样? 287 00:13:05,625 --> 00:13:07,041 你妈在殡仪馆工作哦? 288 00:13:07,125 --> 00:13:08,000 怎么会? 289 00:13:08,083 --> 00:13:09,250 你看 生病就是要这样 290 00:13:09,333 --> 00:13:11,500 脸色发白 还有这个黑眼圈 291 00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:13,375 不要弄了啊 292 00:13:13,458 --> 00:13:15,166 不然你要怎么弄嘛? 293 00:13:16,125 --> 00:13:17,333 靠演技啊 294 00:13:17,958 --> 00:13:18,791 演技? 295 00:13:20,291 --> 00:13:21,916 老师 我不舒服 296 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,958 你不舒服就不舒服 干吗挡我镜头? 297 00:13:24,041 --> 00:13:24,875 手放下 298 00:13:25,625 --> 00:13:26,750 离开 299 00:13:29,541 --> 00:13:30,375 老师 300 00:13:31,208 --> 00:13:32,041 我不舒服 301 00:13:32,125 --> 00:13:33,666 好了 赶紧 赶紧的 302 00:13:35,750 --> 00:13:37,375 老板 我不舒服 303 00:13:37,916 --> 00:13:39,708 我一块鸡排才卖你多少钱 304 00:13:39,791 --> 00:13:40,750 谁要管你舒不舒服? 305 00:13:40,833 --> 00:13:42,083 你才搞得我不舒服啊 306 00:13:42,166 --> 00:13:43,416 -你阿公的老鼠… -…奉耶稣基督的名祷告 307 00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:44,708 阿门 308 00:13:44,791 --> 00:13:45,916 -叶子杰 -我靠 309 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,000 这我们的欸 你干吗啦? 310 00:13:48,083 --> 00:13:48,958 不是我要说你 311 00:13:49,541 --> 00:13:50,750 这样好意思叫演技哦? 312 00:13:50,833 --> 00:13:52,250 比平时正常输出还粗糙 313 00:13:52,333 --> 00:13:55,291 我这叫做自然 本色演出啊 314 00:13:55,375 --> 00:13:56,416 干吗拿我的虾啦? 315 00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:57,375 你很瞎欸 316 00:13:57,458 --> 00:13:59,250 耶稣说施比受更有福 317 00:14:00,125 --> 00:14:01,541 你都已经蹭到双主菜 318 00:14:01,625 --> 00:14:03,000 还要夹我的鸡腿哦? 319 00:14:03,625 --> 00:14:05,166 我现在就是需要营养均衡的 320 00:14:05,250 --> 00:14:06,375 怎么了吗? 321 00:14:16,375 --> 00:14:17,583 你在看什么? 322 00:14:19,041 --> 00:14:20,000 我在看 323 00:14:20,791 --> 00:14:22,250 全校哪里睡午觉最爽 324 00:14:29,458 --> 00:14:31,166 你刚在看什么?怎么叫你都没听到? 325 00:14:32,750 --> 00:14:34,458 我们班有一个人也得癌症 326 00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:36,833 可是他有够随便的 327 00:14:36,916 --> 00:14:39,500 而且他午餐 都吃一些高油脂炸物的东西 328 00:14:40,208 --> 00:14:41,250 完全没在忌口 329 00:14:41,875 --> 00:14:43,500 他真的有生病吗? 330 00:14:44,541 --> 00:14:45,375 对了 331 00:14:45,458 --> 00:14:47,500 你有想过11月16之后 332 00:14:47,583 --> 00:14:48,916 第一件事要做什么吗? 333 00:14:52,541 --> 00:14:54,375 很多想做的事欸 334 00:14:55,416 --> 00:14:57,708 可是第一件事还没想到 335 00:14:58,875 --> 00:14:59,708 怎么了? 336 00:15:00,458 --> 00:15:01,375 没有啊 337 00:15:01,458 --> 00:15:02,500 我想寄一封信 338 00:15:04,083 --> 00:15:05,000 我查过了 339 00:15:05,083 --> 00:15:06,291 绿岛有一个海底邮筒 340 00:15:06,375 --> 00:15:07,291 一定要潜下去才能寄 341 00:15:07,375 --> 00:15:08,666 我一直想去 342 00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:10,375 你可以陪我一起去吗? 343 00:15:14,125 --> 00:15:15,958 (邮) 344 00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:16,875 好 345 00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:18,833 11月16以后 346 00:15:18,916 --> 00:15:20,375 (邮) 347 00:15:20,458 --> 00:15:21,458 我帮你 348 00:15:27,166 --> 00:15:28,000 (距离夺回遗产倒数114天) 349 00:15:28,083 --> 00:15:30,083 -老宫 我爱你 -老宫 我爱你 350 00:15:30,166 --> 00:15:31,958 -我爱你 -我爱你们 351 00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:33,666 我们还有一个月 352 00:15:33,750 --> 00:15:35,541 我知道你们最近念书都很辛苦啦 353 00:15:35,625 --> 00:15:38,458 但是没办法 高三传统一定要跑大队接力 354 00:15:38,541 --> 00:15:40,500 所以我们今天花一点时间来排棒次 355 00:15:40,583 --> 00:15:42,416 上体育课的时候要叫大家练 356 00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:44,041 然后放学大家也要留下来练 357 00:15:45,041 --> 00:15:46,000 -老宫 我 -我要生气啦 358 00:15:46,083 --> 00:15:48,375 -这样我要跟你离婚哦 -老婆 我知道你很快就会不舒服了 359 00:15:48,458 --> 00:15:49,291 所以我会让你去防晒 360 00:15:50,458 --> 00:15:51,708 好 那就第一棒 361 00:15:51,791 --> 00:15:52,625 我 362 00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:55,000 对 第一棒本来就是你 363 00:15:55,541 --> 00:15:56,875 谢老宫 364 00:15:56,958 --> 00:15:58,458 第二棒 梓洁 365 00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:00,000 好哦 366 00:16:00,833 --> 00:16:02,625 第三棒 林梓扬 367 00:16:04,125 --> 00:16:06,291 这次申请入学你应该是没有问题啊 368 00:16:06,375 --> 00:16:08,375 那你备审要交出去之前再给我看一下 369 00:16:08,458 --> 00:16:09,833 好 谢谢老师 370 00:16:10,666 --> 00:16:11,583 还有一件事 371 00:16:12,208 --> 00:16:13,708 有件事要麻烦你帮个忙 372 00:16:28,125 --> 00:16:29,291 为什么你坐在这? 373 00:16:29,375 --> 00:16:30,208 土豆咧? 374 00:16:38,375 --> 00:16:39,791 老师要我坐你旁边照顾你 375 00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:41,916 老宫为什么要你照顾我? 376 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:42,875 我怎么知道? 377 00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:44,041 你自己去问他 378 00:16:46,583 --> 00:16:48,166 -老宫 我爱你 -老宫 我爱你 379 00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:50,250 不要爱太快 你们很快就会恨我了 380 00:16:50,333 --> 00:16:51,708 我们这节要考试哦 381 00:16:51,791 --> 00:16:53,666 老宫 为什么? 382 00:16:53,750 --> 00:16:54,708 什么为什么? 383 00:16:55,375 --> 00:16:57,500 我要随堂考 还要经过你批折 是不是? 384 00:16:57,583 --> 00:17:00,125 不是啦 为什么她坐我旁边? 385 00:17:01,166 --> 00:17:02,333 要不然我坐你旁边好了? 386 00:17:03,083 --> 00:17:03,916 皇上 387 00:17:04,583 --> 00:17:05,708 奴才可以发考卷了吗? 388 00:17:06,666 --> 00:17:08,166 不要耽误大家时间啦 389 00:17:10,541 --> 00:17:11,375 不是啊 390 00:17:11,458 --> 00:17:12,916 为什么老宫要叫她坐我旁边? 391 00:17:14,208 --> 00:17:15,041 哪知道? 392 00:17:17,625 --> 00:17:19,333 还是老宫已经开始怀疑你的病是装的 393 00:17:19,416 --> 00:17:20,250 所以才派… 394 00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:22,166 所… 395 00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:24,666 所以他才派一个卧底来盯着你啊? 396 00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:28,250 -就说你那三流演技不行嘛 -靠 397 00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:32,666 你上次回诊 医生怎么说? 398 00:17:35,416 --> 00:17:37,416 医生说叶子杰是胃癌初期 399 00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:39,333 只要把表层的癌细胞切除就可以了 400 00:17:40,458 --> 00:17:43,375 只要肿瘤跟淋巴结没有转移 就不需要化疗 401 00:17:43,458 --> 00:17:45,375 然后每三个月定期追踪一次 402 00:17:45,458 --> 00:17:46,958 到目前为止没有复发的迹象 403 00:17:50,125 --> 00:17:51,666 你知道的还真多 404 00:17:52,291 --> 00:17:53,708 因为我们是 405 00:17:53,791 --> 00:17:55,416 好兄弟啊 406 00:17:57,166 --> 00:17:58,750 好 我知道了 407 00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:03,541 这些 408 00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:06,583 还有这些 409 00:18:07,958 --> 00:18:09,250 你都不能吃 410 00:18:09,875 --> 00:18:12,500 对 班长说得对 411 00:18:12,583 --> 00:18:13,416 你喝水就好 412 00:18:14,416 --> 00:18:15,708 这个你也不能喝 413 00:18:16,250 --> 00:18:18,375 你只能喝煮沸过的纯水 414 00:18:18,916 --> 00:18:20,541 这个你该不会不知道吧? 415 00:18:21,083 --> 00:18:23,500 你们不是好兄弟吗? 416 00:18:23,583 --> 00:18:24,958 -叶梓洁 -臭八婆 417 00:18:25,583 --> 00:18:27,208 -叫我干吗? -不对 418 00:18:27,291 --> 00:18:28,708 班长 你不要太过分哦 419 00:18:28,791 --> 00:18:30,750 对 你不要太过分哦 420 00:18:36,083 --> 00:18:37,791 这个是我自己花钱买的 421 00:18:37,875 --> 00:18:39,333 我没有生病 我可以 422 00:18:42,875 --> 00:18:45,958 好 那你说我到底能吃什么? 423 00:18:50,750 --> 00:18:51,833 这是什么? 424 00:18:51,916 --> 00:18:53,000 馊水哦? 425 00:18:53,083 --> 00:18:54,333 这是我爸做的便当 426 00:18:54,416 --> 00:18:55,583 我每天都吃这些 427 00:18:58,416 --> 00:19:00,458 原来你都是吃馊水长大的哦? 428 00:19:01,791 --> 00:19:03,208 你家是没有调味料哦? 429 00:19:03,291 --> 00:19:04,375 还是你有癌症? 430 00:19:06,750 --> 00:19:07,625 你嘴巴抽筋哦? 431 00:19:07,708 --> 00:19:08,833 干吗都不说话? 432 00:19:08,916 --> 00:19:10,666 我就喜欢吃这些无调味料的东西 433 00:19:11,875 --> 00:19:13,291 这样对消化系统比较好 434 00:19:13,375 --> 00:19:14,416 你不知道吗? 435 00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:15,875 -我需要知道吗? -叶子 436 00:19:19,541 --> 00:19:20,875 你哪位? 437 00:19:21,833 --> 00:19:23,416 今天不出去吃吗? 438 00:19:24,208 --> 00:19:25,958 从今天开始 我应该都在教室吃 439 00:19:26,041 --> 00:19:26,875 还是你要不要一起? 440 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:30,000 对啊 吃饭就是要人多一点才热闹嘛 441 00:19:30,083 --> 00:19:31,500 学弟 你叫什么名字? 442 00:19:31,583 --> 00:19:33,291 -我… -他叫什么名字不重要 443 00:19:33,375 --> 00:19:34,625 千万不要因为我个人的因素 444 00:19:34,708 --> 00:19:36,000 影响你们生活的习惯 445 00:19:36,083 --> 00:19:37,125 你们该去哪去哪 446 00:19:41,583 --> 00:19:42,666 不行 447 00:19:44,041 --> 00:19:45,041 叶子杰有胃癌 448 00:19:45,125 --> 00:19:47,500 从今天开始 你们不可以再给他吃你们的食物 449 00:19:47,583 --> 00:19:48,625 那他吃了会怎样? 450 00:19:48,708 --> 00:19:50,416 会死 451 00:19:51,041 --> 00:19:52,291 会死哦 452 00:20:01,291 --> 00:20:02,125 你叫什么名字? 453 00:20:03,291 --> 00:20:04,458 我叫陈立 454 00:20:15,541 --> 00:20:17,958 不要再夹我的啦 你不就有这个了? 455 00:20:18,041 --> 00:20:19,583 我才不要吃馊水咧 456 00:20:25,916 --> 00:20:27,666 什么状况?发生什么事? 457 00:20:27,750 --> 00:20:28,666 谁? 458 00:20:28,750 --> 00:20:29,666 有谁? 459 00:20:32,416 --> 00:20:33,625 玩够没? 460 00:20:34,833 --> 00:20:37,458 喜欢的话 我叫我爸明天带四瓮来啦 461 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:38,958 你烦不烦啊? 462 00:20:39,041 --> 00:20:40,416 你真的有胃癌吗? 463 00:20:43,625 --> 00:20:44,458 阿彬哥 464 00:20:45,083 --> 00:20:46,583 一份鸡排 加辣 465 00:20:46,666 --> 00:20:48,833 你读那么多书 看不懂字吗? 466 00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:52,625 彬哥 彬哥你叫的吗? 467 00:20:52,708 --> 00:20:54,750 叫老板啊 468 00:20:55,541 --> 00:20:56,416 不用看啦 469 00:20:56,500 --> 00:20:58,000 全部都是你照片啊 470 00:20:58,083 --> 00:20:59,375 卖面的 471 00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:00,583 就是这位啊 472 00:21:00,666 --> 00:21:02,125 -就是他啊 -不能卖他啊 473 00:21:02,208 --> 00:21:04,291 不能卖他 好 474 00:21:05,708 --> 00:21:06,625 这里 475 00:21:09,916 --> 00:21:11,041 谢谢 476 00:21:11,125 --> 00:21:12,166 你真的有胃癌吗? 477 00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:15,625 怎么会是你? 478 00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:17,041 再乱吃食物 479 00:21:17,125 --> 00:21:18,166 会死哦 480 00:21:19,291 --> 00:21:20,125 靠 481 00:21:21,083 --> 00:21:22,250 出事了 阿伯 482 00:21:22,333 --> 00:21:24,333 主任发现你装病的事情了啦 483 00:21:24,416 --> 00:21:25,625 怎么会?谁讲的? 484 00:21:26,250 --> 00:21:27,083 不是我 485 00:21:27,166 --> 00:21:29,375 叶子杰 486 00:21:29,458 --> 00:21:30,333 竟然敢装病骗我 487 00:21:30,416 --> 00:21:31,958 这次我绝对会让你退学 488 00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:32,916 主任 不行啊 489 00:21:34,125 --> 00:21:35,916 来 这一题哦 490 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,375 -下列哪一个状声词 -靠 491 00:21:37,458 --> 00:21:39,291 -跟其他的不一样? -现在到底是怎样? 492 00:21:39,916 --> 00:21:42,500 -B、C、D都是讲水声嘛 -你打我一下 493 00:21:42,583 --> 00:21:44,083 -A… -你快点打我一下 494 00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:48,833 我靠 发生什么事啊? 495 00:21:50,250 --> 00:21:52,041 班长 你干吗打他? 496 00:21:52,583 --> 00:21:53,666 我也不知道 497 00:21:53,750 --> 00:21:54,916 是他要求的 498 00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:58,375 下次有这种要求可以跟老师说 499 00:21:58,458 --> 00:22:00,000 -老师也可以帮忙哦 -你有看到吗? 500 00:22:00,083 --> 00:22:01,458 老师要帮忙 501 00:22:01,541 --> 00:22:05,833 (距离夺回遗产倒数109天) 502 00:22:44,625 --> 00:22:45,666 你的好兄弟咧? 503 00:22:46,875 --> 00:22:48,083 我怎么知道? 504 00:22:48,166 --> 00:22:50,291 他超不爽 翘课去玩了啦 505 00:22:50,375 --> 00:22:51,625 老宫叫你照顾他 506 00:22:51,708 --> 00:22:53,333 又不是叫你虐待他 507 00:22:53,416 --> 00:22:54,916 你不给人家吃东西就算了 508 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:55,833 还打人 509 00:22:56,708 --> 00:22:57,916 没水准 510 00:22:58,875 --> 00:23:00,375 当班长了不起? 511 00:23:02,916 --> 00:23:04,666 我跟你没仇 不要打我 512 00:23:09,083 --> 00:23:10,166 那我先走了 拜拜 513 00:23:10,250 --> 00:23:11,083 拜拜 514 00:23:12,750 --> 00:23:13,583 要叫他吗? 515 00:23:13,666 --> 00:23:15,666 不用啦 这样他明天早上才不会迟到 516 00:23:15,750 --> 00:23:16,666 走啦 走 517 00:23:47,208 --> 00:23:48,291 你怎么在这里? 518 00:23:48,375 --> 00:23:49,500 你今天去哪啦? 519 00:23:51,166 --> 00:23:53,250 我今天去哪 关你什么事? 520 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,625 你怎么知道我家住这? 521 00:23:59,750 --> 00:24:00,583 我是班长 522 00:24:00,666 --> 00:24:02,041 知道你家在哪很难吗? 523 00:24:03,833 --> 00:24:04,750 那你到底要干吗? 524 00:24:06,958 --> 00:24:07,875 你的书包 525 00:24:10,083 --> 00:24:11,125 鸡婆 526 00:24:11,208 --> 00:24:12,083 什么鸡婆? 527 00:24:12,625 --> 00:24:13,583 喂 528 00:24:18,416 --> 00:24:20,250 以后如果你不吃午餐 529 00:24:20,333 --> 00:24:22,041 可以麻烦你提早讲 530 00:24:22,125 --> 00:24:23,583 以后如果你要翘课 531 00:24:23,666 --> 00:24:24,916 可以自己把书包带走 532 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,208 不要造成别人的困扰 533 00:24:26,750 --> 00:24:27,750 还有 534 00:24:27,833 --> 00:24:29,375 以后如果你不想我鸡婆的话 535 00:24:29,458 --> 00:24:31,583 叫你爸妈自己去跟老师讲 536 00:24:32,458 --> 00:24:33,541 你以为我很闲哦? 537 00:24:33,625 --> 00:24:34,916 全世界都要绕着你转? 538 00:24:43,791 --> 00:24:44,875 喂 539 00:24:46,541 --> 00:24:47,500 站在路中间是要找死吗? 540 00:24:48,125 --> 00:24:49,416 闪去旁边啦 541 00:24:49,500 --> 00:24:51,541 看什么?还看? 542 00:24:58,708 --> 00:25:00,458 你知道我最讨厌别人跟我说什么吗? 543 00:25:02,375 --> 00:25:03,750 我最讨厌别人跟我说以后 544 00:25:05,541 --> 00:25:06,875 如果刚刚车子没有停的话 545 00:25:06,958 --> 00:25:08,125 你觉得我会有以后吗? 546 00:25:10,916 --> 00:25:13,041 车子停不停是我可以控制的吗? 547 00:25:28,625 --> 00:25:29,458 我拜托你 548 00:25:30,291 --> 00:25:31,333 管好你自己就好 549 00:25:33,708 --> 00:25:34,583 好 550 00:25:37,291 --> 00:25:38,125 我以后… 551 00:25:41,916 --> 00:25:43,291 -从今天开始 我不会再管… -随便啦 552 00:26:16,708 --> 00:26:18,750 这个笔记对胃癌有帮助 553 00:26:19,375 --> 00:26:21,791 考虑你的智商跟脑容量 554 00:26:22,458 --> 00:26:23,291 我尽力了 555 00:26:31,708 --> 00:26:36,583 (第一项:认识胃癌) 556 00:26:55,791 --> 00:27:00,916 (距离夺回遗产倒数106天) 557 00:27:11,625 --> 00:27:12,833 早安 558 00:27:27,958 --> 00:27:29,041 我们今天去外面吃 559 00:27:30,833 --> 00:27:31,666 好 560 00:27:35,750 --> 00:27:37,250 -你们昨天… -不要问 561 00:27:37,333 --> 00:27:38,416 那你今天… 562 00:27:38,500 --> 00:27:39,583 不要问啦 563 00:27:39,666 --> 00:27:40,958 我就想要… 564 00:27:42,208 --> 00:27:45,041 要不要吃这一个啊? 565 00:27:48,041 --> 00:27:48,875 算了啦 566 00:27:57,166 --> 00:27:58,875 你有觉得他的病是装的吗? 567 00:28:03,791 --> 00:28:05,375 那你为什么还要做这些? 568 00:28:07,083 --> 00:28:08,041 因为我觉得 569 00:28:09,333 --> 00:28:11,541 怎么会有人拿自己的身体开玩笑? 570 00:28:16,375 --> 00:28:17,500 好啦 我们不要聊他了 571 00:28:24,125 --> 00:28:25,791 好 各位同学 听到老师这边 572 00:28:25,875 --> 00:28:29,166 今天呢 是我们二班 跟八班的大队接力友谊赛 573 00:28:29,250 --> 00:28:31,541 有参加的同学等下分组上场哦 574 00:28:31,625 --> 00:28:33,416 -好 -好 575 00:28:34,041 --> 00:28:36,500 有听到的话 就赶快去准备吧 加油 576 00:28:41,083 --> 00:28:42,333 喂 准备好吃 577 00:28:42,416 --> 00:28:44,000 -我屁股了没? -他还可以自己撑伞的哦 578 00:28:44,083 --> 00:28:45,000 -吃我屁股吧 -土豆 579 00:28:45,083 --> 00:28:46,083 -你嚣张个屁啊? -小心不要跌倒啊 580 00:28:46,166 --> 00:28:49,083 都什么年代了 还在大队接力?真是 581 00:28:51,083 --> 00:28:52,333 加油 去啊 582 00:28:55,458 --> 00:28:56,916 各就各位 583 00:28:58,125 --> 00:28:59,333 预备备 584 00:29:01,875 --> 00:29:05,083 -加油 -加油 就靠你了 585 00:29:08,375 --> 00:29:11,833 -快点 快点给土豆 跑快点 -土豆 加油 586 00:29:11,916 --> 00:29:13,875 -跑快点 加油 -太快了啦 587 00:29:14,416 --> 00:29:17,916 -快一点 屁股翘起来 -快跑 588 00:29:41,666 --> 00:29:42,958 班长 你没事吧? 589 00:29:45,333 --> 00:29:46,208 老师 我可以 590 00:29:48,541 --> 00:29:50,416 土豆 591 00:29:50,500 --> 00:29:53,291 -靠北 阿公 你来看我了哦? -快跑 592 00:29:54,541 --> 00:29:56,500 阿公 我好想你 593 00:29:57,166 --> 00:29:59,791 -不是啦 土豆 这边 -这里 土豆 594 00:29:59,875 --> 00:30:01,500 -回来 -这边 595 00:30:01,583 --> 00:30:04,666 -阿公 你要带我去哪里啦? -这边啦 596 00:30:05,875 --> 00:30:07,666 不是 597 00:30:07,750 --> 00:30:09,875 不要管你阿公了啦 这边 598 00:30:09,958 --> 00:30:11,500 对 这边 599 00:30:11,583 --> 00:30:14,166 -接 -接 600 00:30:14,250 --> 00:30:15,375 -快 -接 601 00:30:15,458 --> 00:30:18,166 接 602 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:24,875 你怎么没跑? 603 00:30:27,458 --> 00:30:29,333 兄弟 604 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,250 我落后的就交给你了 605 00:30:53,958 --> 00:30:55,458 你受伤了 我们去保健室 606 00:31:03,458 --> 00:31:05,916 叶子杰 这一棒应该是女生在跑欸 607 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,750 -不是癌症吗?还那么会跑? -302的同学 你看 608 00:31:08,833 --> 00:31:10,541 叶子杰即便有癌症 609 00:31:10,625 --> 00:31:11,750 但是为了班上荣誉 610 00:31:11,833 --> 00:31:14,791 不惜燃烧自己 照亮我们耶 611 00:31:23,916 --> 00:31:25,083 伤口结痂了耶 612 00:31:26,791 --> 00:31:28,625 而且各项数据都正常 613 00:31:29,666 --> 00:31:30,500 没事了 614 00:31:32,291 --> 00:31:33,500 不要紧张 615 00:31:33,583 --> 00:31:35,208 11月16以后 616 00:31:35,291 --> 00:31:37,333 就撑过三年观察期了 617 00:31:38,291 --> 00:31:40,875 一切都往好的方向走 没事的 618 00:31:42,708 --> 00:31:44,583 其实你们可以放松一点 619 00:31:45,333 --> 00:31:46,958 精神紧绷对身体不好 620 00:31:47,583 --> 00:31:49,458 你们看看我 多放松 621 00:31:50,875 --> 00:31:51,708 放松 622 00:31:53,166 --> 00:31:54,000 对了 医生 623 00:31:54,833 --> 00:31:56,500 观察期满了 624 00:31:56,583 --> 00:31:59,000 叶子的病就不会再复发了吗? 625 00:31:59,083 --> 00:32:00,833 我有一个好消息跟坏消息 626 00:32:02,166 --> 00:32:03,166 要先听哪一个? 627 00:32:03,750 --> 00:32:05,375 好的 628 00:32:05,458 --> 00:32:08,458 好消息是有90%的机率不会再复发 629 00:32:11,541 --> 00:32:12,833 那坏的呢? 630 00:32:12,916 --> 00:32:14,791 有10%的机率一定复发 631 00:32:18,250 --> 00:32:19,166 往好的想啦 632 00:32:19,875 --> 00:32:20,708 好的 633 00:32:23,750 --> 00:32:28,250 (你还在生气哦?) 634 00:32:55,541 --> 00:32:58,833 (饮料我跳过 我现在只能喝纯水) 635 00:33:01,166 --> 00:33:02,000 (煮沸过的) 636 00:33:02,083 --> 00:33:04,000 (抱歉 传错) 637 00:33:06,375 --> 00:33:09,750 (你很久没来学校了欸) 638 00:33:16,333 --> 00:33:20,833 (叶子 帖文) 639 00:33:24,666 --> 00:33:26,250 起来啦 这你的位置哦? 640 00:33:26,333 --> 00:33:27,250 为什么我不能坐? 641 00:33:27,333 --> 00:33:28,333 我以前不就坐这边? 642 00:33:30,875 --> 00:33:32,208 班长 很久没来了呢 643 00:33:32,791 --> 00:33:34,125 抓到了 644 00:33:35,375 --> 00:33:36,458 你在看什么啊? 645 00:33:36,541 --> 00:33:37,583 干你屁事? 646 00:33:38,625 --> 00:33:40,291 有药可医的叫症状 647 00:33:40,375 --> 00:33:42,625 无药可救的叫什么 你知道吗? 648 00:33:42,708 --> 00:33:43,875 叫什么?叫土豆哦? 649 00:33:43,958 --> 00:33:45,708 叫爱情 爱情啊 650 00:33:46,708 --> 00:33:49,208 你看 装病装出病来了 651 00:33:49,291 --> 00:33:50,541 真的生病了啦 652 00:33:51,166 --> 00:33:52,625 我要离你远一点 不要传染给我 653 00:33:52,708 --> 00:33:53,750 好恐怖啊 654 00:33:54,291 --> 00:33:57,041 恐怖啊 恐怖到了极点啊 655 00:33:57,125 --> 00:34:00,291 黎恩、咏薰 你们放学 帮我把这个备审拿给班长 656 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:02,000 不要 657 00:34:02,083 --> 00:34:03,333 老宫 你自己送 658 00:34:03,416 --> 00:34:04,458 我下班了啊 659 00:34:05,416 --> 00:34:07,000 老宫 我们也下课啦 660 00:34:08,041 --> 00:34:08,958 好啊 都不要 661 00:34:09,041 --> 00:34:10,333 放这边啊 看谁要 662 00:34:13,041 --> 00:34:16,166 叶子 下来吃饭啦 663 00:34:16,250 --> 00:34:17,208 -快点 -好 664 00:34:19,416 --> 00:34:20,250 妈 665 00:34:21,750 --> 00:34:23,791 你干吗穿我的制服? 666 00:34:23,875 --> 00:34:26,083 学姐俏丽吗? 667 00:34:27,583 --> 00:34:28,416 来 学妹 668 00:34:29,041 --> 00:34:30,875 -是 学长 -爸 669 00:34:31,791 --> 00:34:33,208 你怎么也穿成这样啊? 670 00:34:33,291 --> 00:34:34,500 什么爸? 671 00:34:34,583 --> 00:34:35,708 叫学长 672 00:34:36,666 --> 00:34:38,000 帅呢 673 00:34:39,541 --> 00:34:41,375 -学长 -观察期结束之前 674 00:34:41,458 --> 00:34:43,208 你都没有交什么朋友啊 675 00:34:43,291 --> 00:34:47,708 所以我们学长跟学姐就充当你的朋友 676 00:34:48,958 --> 00:34:50,208 学长 677 00:34:50,291 --> 00:34:51,875 你好帅哦 678 00:34:51,958 --> 00:34:55,166 -学妹 你怎么这么美丽啦? -是不是? 679 00:34:56,833 --> 00:34:57,791 好了 赶快吃饭啦 680 00:34:58,875 --> 00:34:59,958 待会晚自习哦 681 00:35:01,625 --> 00:35:02,916 学长 682 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,708 快点去开门 683 00:35:07,083 --> 00:35:08,208 同学 找谁啊? 684 00:35:08,291 --> 00:35:09,958 我…我找班长 685 00:35:10,833 --> 00:35:11,916 老宫 不 686 00:35:12,583 --> 00:35:13,625 班导要我把这个给她 687 00:35:14,416 --> 00:35:16,958 -叔叔 -等一下 不要叫我叔叔 688 00:35:18,291 --> 00:35:19,125 学长 689 00:35:19,833 --> 00:35:22,208 好 学长 关于这个问题 就是… 690 00:35:22,291 --> 00:35:23,333 你为什么会在这? 691 00:35:25,625 --> 00:35:27,125 老宫要我把备审资料给你 692 00:35:27,750 --> 00:35:28,875 什么老公啊? 693 00:35:28,958 --> 00:35:29,833 老师 694 00:35:32,833 --> 00:35:33,791 好了 你可以走了 695 00:35:34,916 --> 00:35:36,208 进来吃顿便饭嘛 696 00:35:36,291 --> 00:35:37,375 没关系啦 吃饭时间 697 00:35:37,458 --> 00:35:39,541 -来 进来吃饭 来 -我也不知道他是谁… 698 00:35:39,625 --> 00:35:41,416 -没关系 同学嘛 来 -不要 699 00:35:41,500 --> 00:35:42,375 走啦 700 00:35:42,458 --> 00:35:43,625 -鞋子脱那边 -进来 放外面就好 701 00:35:43,708 --> 00:35:44,791 赶快啊 702 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:47,833 吃饭啦你 703 00:36:00,458 --> 00:36:01,291 你 704 00:36:01,916 --> 00:36:03,166 俯卧撑可以做几次? 705 00:36:04,083 --> 00:36:05,916 -爸爸 这是… -我… 706 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,166 人家生病 就那个… 707 00:36:10,250 --> 00:36:11,083 我… 708 00:36:11,166 --> 00:36:13,291 学长忘记你也生病了嘛 709 00:36:13,833 --> 00:36:14,750 对 710 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,083 学长 你说我也生病 711 00:36:19,166 --> 00:36:21,333 “也”的意思是… 712 00:36:22,875 --> 00:36:23,875 你不是… 713 00:36:26,958 --> 00:36:29,416 干吗看我?我又没病 714 00:36:35,583 --> 00:36:36,750 学…学长生病 715 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,666 对啦 他生病 他有神经病 716 00:36:40,750 --> 00:36:41,666 对 717 00:36:41,750 --> 00:36:44,000 那你是生什么病啊? 718 00:36:45,791 --> 00:36:47,583 我胃癌 719 00:36:47,666 --> 00:36:48,708 爸爸 720 00:36:48,791 --> 00:36:52,333 之前我们公司那个淑芬有没有? 她也是胃癌啊 721 00:36:52,416 --> 00:36:53,250 切除手术 722 00:36:53,333 --> 00:36:55,166 她那个疤好长一条哦 723 00:36:55,708 --> 00:36:57,333 你也是做那个手术吗? 724 00:36:57,416 --> 00:36:59,208 你的疤有没有也很长? 725 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:02,458 但现在就… 726 00:37:03,375 --> 00:37:05,500 医疗比较好了 所以… 727 00:37:05,583 --> 00:37:07,666 -洞比较小嘛 -对 728 00:37:10,916 --> 00:37:11,791 爸爸想看一下 729 00:37:12,791 --> 00:37:14,583 我看…我看一下多短 730 00:37:14,666 --> 00:37:15,791 来 来嘛 731 00:37:15,875 --> 00:37:16,916 爸 732 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,250 我不想看 733 00:37:18,791 --> 00:37:20,125 对啊 看什么看? 734 00:37:20,208 --> 00:37:22,583 对啦 女孩子要矜持一点 735 00:37:23,208 --> 00:37:24,958 -你也矜持一点 -好 736 00:37:25,666 --> 00:37:27,083 好 吃饭 吃饭了 737 00:37:27,166 --> 00:37:28,666 -多吃一点啊 很好吃的 -好 738 00:37:28,750 --> 00:37:30,750 -来 吃饭 吃 -谢谢 739 00:37:30,833 --> 00:37:32,125 这个很清淡 740 00:37:33,125 --> 00:37:34,041 等一下 741 00:37:40,375 --> 00:37:41,208 有问题 742 00:37:42,125 --> 00:37:44,750 有…有什么…什么问题? 743 00:37:48,208 --> 00:37:49,041 这个肉 744 00:37:50,875 --> 00:37:53,000 -冷冻过的啦 我都买三斤了 -你是厨师 745 00:37:53,083 --> 00:37:53,916 -买肉怎么会买错? -不是 746 00:37:55,041 --> 00:37:56,166 不会啊 叔叔 不 学长 747 00:37:56,708 --> 00:37:57,791 你煮的都很好吃 748 00:37:58,333 --> 00:37:59,208 真的 749 00:38:00,291 --> 00:38:01,291 不是啊 750 00:38:01,375 --> 00:38:04,125 你明明就说这些根本不是人吃的欸 751 00:38:04,208 --> 00:38:05,583 我只是说很像馊水而已 752 00:38:10,041 --> 00:38:13,958 但很好吃的馊水 753 00:38:18,208 --> 00:38:19,458 你们赶快吃饭 754 00:38:19,541 --> 00:38:20,958 很爱聊天呢 755 00:38:24,333 --> 00:38:25,583 16 756 00:38:25,666 --> 00:38:26,500 17 757 00:38:27,250 --> 00:38:28,083 18 758 00:38:28,875 --> 00:38:29,708 19 759 00:38:29,791 --> 00:38:31,041 -你在干吗? -501 760 00:38:33,125 --> 00:38:34,333 学长咧? 761 00:38:34,416 --> 00:38:36,291 他去找那个卖肉的 762 00:38:36,833 --> 00:38:38,625 其实你爸妈还蛮有趣的欸 763 00:38:39,166 --> 00:38:40,208 他们平常都这样吗? 764 00:38:41,500 --> 00:38:42,333 没有啦 765 00:38:42,416 --> 00:38:44,083 他们之前不会这样 是因为我… 766 00:38:46,958 --> 00:38:47,875 是因为… 767 00:38:48,750 --> 00:38:49,625 你爸妈咧? 768 00:38:52,458 --> 00:38:53,541 我爸妈哦 769 00:38:55,791 --> 00:38:57,083 死啦 770 00:38:57,916 --> 00:38:59,000 不好笑啦 771 00:38:59,625 --> 00:39:01,041 真的啦 772 00:39:02,458 --> 00:39:04,208 你记不记得几年前啊 773 00:39:04,291 --> 00:39:06,791 有一个火车意外翻覆的新闻? 774 00:39:08,458 --> 00:39:10,583 那时候我们全家都在那个车上哦 775 00:39:16,333 --> 00:39:17,416 我还记得啊 776 00:39:17,500 --> 00:39:19,166 那天早上天气很好 777 00:39:21,041 --> 00:39:22,500 早上我爸叫我起床啊 778 00:39:22,583 --> 00:39:24,958 我都还没睡醒就听到我妈一直在催啊 779 00:39:26,416 --> 00:39:28,250 叫我快点啦 要来不及了 780 00:39:29,125 --> 00:39:30,750 我超想睡 781 00:39:30,833 --> 00:39:32,166 所以我整路都在睡 782 00:39:33,541 --> 00:39:34,500 我还做了很多梦哦 783 00:39:43,250 --> 00:39:45,583 再睁眼的时候 我什么都看不到 784 00:39:47,750 --> 00:39:49,458 只能一直按着我的拇指琴 785 00:39:53,625 --> 00:39:54,458 就是这个 786 00:39:55,541 --> 00:39:57,041 一直按 787 00:39:57,125 --> 00:39:58,541 希望会有人听见吧 788 00:40:00,458 --> 00:40:01,708 也不知道过了多久 789 00:40:03,208 --> 00:40:04,458 后来 我就睡着了 790 00:40:06,416 --> 00:40:08,083 再醒来的时候已经在医院了 791 00:40:10,041 --> 00:40:12,458 我阿姨跟我说只有我一个人活下来 792 00:40:15,500 --> 00:40:17,708 我那时候感觉好像做了一场梦 793 00:40:22,750 --> 00:40:24,916 到现在我还是希望那只是一场梦 794 00:40:32,375 --> 00:40:33,750 你怎么那么多天没去学校? 795 00:40:37,083 --> 00:40:37,916 我感冒 796 00:40:38,541 --> 00:40:39,958 所以前几天都请假 797 00:40:47,833 --> 00:40:49,666 那个…西瓜可以吃吗? 798 00:41:03,041 --> 00:41:04,416 我终于知道为什么 799 00:41:05,333 --> 00:41:06,500 什么为什么? 800 00:41:06,583 --> 00:41:08,333 就是你遇到这样的事情 801 00:41:10,458 --> 00:41:11,583 然后又生病 802 00:41:14,500 --> 00:41:16,000 难怪你不喜欢别人讲以后 803 00:41:18,500 --> 00:41:20,083 其实我最近常做恶梦欸 804 00:41:21,041 --> 00:41:22,208 做什么恶梦? 805 00:41:22,291 --> 00:41:23,458 梦到你啊 806 00:41:25,583 --> 00:41:26,833 我是你的恶梦? 807 00:41:28,083 --> 00:41:29,375 我不是那个意思啦 808 00:41:31,041 --> 00:41:32,583 -就是… -什么意思? 809 00:41:32,666 --> 00:41:34,166 我梦…就是梦到你 810 00:41:34,250 --> 00:41:35,291 我是蛮开心的啦 但… 811 00:41:35,375 --> 00:41:36,375 蛮开心的? 812 00:41:36,458 --> 00:41:37,291 也不是 813 00:41:37,375 --> 00:41:38,958 -那你梦到什么? -不是 我在说什么? 814 00:41:39,583 --> 00:41:41,541 就是那个…你怎么都不吃西瓜咧? 815 00:41:45,458 --> 00:41:46,625 那你过两天有空吗? 816 00:41:46,708 --> 00:41:47,541 好啊 817 00:41:57,500 --> 00:42:00,583 谢谢哥哥姐姐们带来这么精彩的演出 818 00:42:00,666 --> 00:42:03,708 那小朋友们记得吸管不可以乱丢哦 819 00:42:03,791 --> 00:42:05,500 不然海龟会怎么样? 820 00:42:05,583 --> 00:42:06,708 -哭哭 -哭哭 821 00:42:06,791 --> 00:42:09,875 没错 那小朋友们动动小屁股 822 00:42:09,958 --> 00:42:12,041 -一起到桌子前面 -好 823 00:42:12,125 --> 00:42:14,875 来啰 动手做动物 824 00:42:20,458 --> 00:42:21,583 -橘色可以 -黄色 825 00:42:21,666 --> 00:42:24,041 都可以 那我们现在 是不是都有一个杯子? 826 00:42:24,125 --> 00:42:25,208 你看这个小海龟 827 00:42:25,291 --> 00:42:26,125 是不是很可爱? 828 00:42:29,583 --> 00:42:31,291 你要不要跟叶子姐姐说 829 00:42:31,375 --> 00:42:32,625 为什么你不想做? 830 00:42:32,708 --> 00:42:35,625 这些都是假的 我想要看真的 831 00:42:37,208 --> 00:42:38,500 怎么会?你看 832 00:42:38,583 --> 00:42:40,708 你可以叫你爸爸妈妈带你去看啊 833 00:42:41,333 --> 00:42:42,500 妈妈说 834 00:42:42,583 --> 00:42:43,583 等我长大 835 00:42:43,666 --> 00:42:46,000 病好了以后才能带我去看 836 00:42:46,625 --> 00:42:48,083 我跟你说 你妈骗你 837 00:42:48,166 --> 00:42:49,416 没有以后了 838 00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:51,250 你要叫他们现在就带你去看 839 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,083 小宇 你不要听章鱼哥哥乱说话 840 00:42:55,166 --> 00:42:56,000 他有病 841 00:42:57,416 --> 00:42:59,041 我们先吃这个饼干 好不好? 842 00:42:59,125 --> 00:43:00,416 嗯 好 843 00:43:00,500 --> 00:43:01,458 章鱼哥哥没有乱说 844 00:43:01,541 --> 00:43:03,333 我跟你说 你就是要跟你妈妈… 845 00:43:08,333 --> 00:43:10,291 你要跟你妈妈说你现在就要去看 846 00:43:10,375 --> 00:43:11,541 现在就要去 847 00:43:14,208 --> 00:43:15,166 所以你常来这哦? 848 00:43:15,250 --> 00:43:17,458 对啊 申请大学需要志工证明 849 00:43:19,208 --> 00:43:20,500 就这样 850 00:43:21,500 --> 00:43:23,375 那… 851 00:43:23,458 --> 00:43:25,208 为什么那只龙虾也会在这里啊? 852 00:43:25,875 --> 00:43:26,875 你跟他感情这么好哦? 853 00:43:26,958 --> 00:43:28,333 因为他… 854 00:43:28,416 --> 00:43:29,875 这个我知道 因为陈立有癫痫 855 00:43:29,958 --> 00:43:32,958 班长之前在医院当志工的时候 刚好遇到陈立癫痫发作 856 00:43:33,041 --> 00:43:34,708 班长救了他 所以变成陈立的救命恩人 857 00:43:34,791 --> 00:43:35,916 两个人又读同一所高中 858 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:36,833 所以像这种公益活动 859 00:43:36,916 --> 00:43:38,041 陈立当然会一起参加 860 00:43:38,125 --> 00:43:39,708 只是我不懂为什么土豆也要来 861 00:43:40,250 --> 00:43:41,958 你怎么知道这么多我不知道的事情? 862 00:43:42,041 --> 00:43:45,458 拜托 这个学校 有我涂语窦不知道的事吗? 863 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:47,083 那你知道她也生病吗? 864 00:43:47,833 --> 00:43:48,666 真的假的? 865 00:43:49,583 --> 00:43:50,416 不好笑 866 00:43:50,500 --> 00:43:52,041 今天是儿童节 又不是愚人节 867 00:43:52,125 --> 00:43:53,333 你前阵子不是感冒? 868 00:43:54,958 --> 00:43:56,166 -消毒你的嘴巴啦 -我的眼睛 869 00:43:56,708 --> 00:43:57,750 你感冒哦? 870 00:43:59,291 --> 00:44:00,875 -我的嘴巴 -水 871 00:44:00,958 --> 00:44:02,000 -水 -水 872 00:44:02,083 --> 00:44:03,375 -给我水 -给我水 873 00:44:05,166 --> 00:44:06,041 欧阳医生 874 00:44:07,541 --> 00:44:09,000 我有事情想要请教你 875 00:44:09,625 --> 00:44:12,166 -说啊 -就是是关于胃癌的事 876 00:44:12,250 --> 00:44:13,291 胃癌? 877 00:44:14,208 --> 00:44:15,041 谁得胃癌? 878 00:44:16,041 --> 00:44:16,875 章鱼 879 00:44:22,708 --> 00:44:25,416 (今天谢谢你) 880 00:44:26,041 --> 00:44:30,541 (帅 下次换我 带你去更好玩的地方) 881 00:44:36,166 --> 00:44:37,625 我认真问你 882 00:44:38,333 --> 00:44:40,375 你每天这样真的可以考上大学吗? 883 00:44:42,833 --> 00:44:44,458 为什么每个人都要我考大学? 884 00:44:46,500 --> 00:44:48,833 考大学以后 就能赚到很多钱吗? 885 00:44:59,041 --> 00:45:00,625 考上大学之后 886 00:45:00,708 --> 00:45:02,708 你就可以做你想要做的事 887 00:45:02,791 --> 00:45:04,416 去你想要去的地方 888 00:45:05,541 --> 00:45:07,333 那些事情你现在不能做吗? 889 00:45:15,625 --> 00:45:18,500 (不是不能做 是现在不想做) 890 00:45:21,541 --> 00:45:24,041 不是不想做吧 是没人陪你做吧? 891 00:45:35,208 --> 00:45:36,708 是要做什么? 892 00:45:38,166 --> 00:45:40,250 你要是考不上公立大学 893 00:45:40,333 --> 00:45:41,750 看你还能做什么 894 00:45:44,833 --> 00:45:46,375 你都可以当医生了 895 00:45:46,458 --> 00:45:48,416 我考上公立大学有什么难的? 896 00:45:50,291 --> 00:45:51,458 随便都嘛有 897 00:45:57,250 --> 00:45:58,833 (国文:五、英文:三 数学乙:三、社会:四) 898 00:45:58,916 --> 00:46:00,625 (英听成绩:F级) 899 00:46:03,791 --> 00:46:04,625 (您查询的落点分析结果如下) 900 00:46:04,708 --> 00:46:06,125 (学测成绩检定标准未通过) 901 00:46:09,208 --> 00:46:10,125 怎么会这样? 902 00:46:12,250 --> 00:46:13,416 不是随便都有? 903 00:46:16,541 --> 00:46:20,833 (距离夺回遗产倒数?天) 904 00:46:22,583 --> 00:46:24,541 叶子杰好几天没来了耶 905 00:46:24,625 --> 00:46:25,833 是怎样啦? 906 00:46:26,375 --> 00:46:28,583 我哪知道?去问土豆啦 907 00:46:33,958 --> 00:46:36,041 对啊 所以我昨天只睡两个小时 908 00:46:36,625 --> 00:46:37,458 只睡两个小时? 909 00:46:37,541 --> 00:46:38,500 -对啊 -认真? 910 00:46:38,583 --> 00:46:40,458 你不知道今天要考很多吗? 911 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:42,041 你完蛋了 912 00:46:55,625 --> 00:46:57,291 问我 913 00:46:57,375 --> 00:46:58,250 问什么? 914 00:46:58,333 --> 00:47:00,291 不想知道叶子杰 为什么这么多天没来吗? 915 00:47:00,833 --> 00:47:02,416 如果你可以忍住不说 那你就不要说 916 00:47:02,500 --> 00:47:03,958 不行 我忍不住 我要说 917 00:47:04,041 --> 00:47:05,958 他在闭关 918 00:47:06,625 --> 00:47:08,416 那你知道为什么他在闭关吗? 919 00:47:19,291 --> 00:47:20,875 你叫我回学校干吗啦? 920 00:47:21,583 --> 00:47:22,416 如果你救不了我 921 00:47:22,500 --> 00:47:23,666 我要赶快回去念书了 922 00:47:23,750 --> 00:47:25,625 (数乙、生物、化学、物理 历史、公民、地理) 923 00:47:25,708 --> 00:47:28,916 这四科你就算投胎重读也来不及了 924 00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:30,500 这些我都知道啊 925 00:47:30,583 --> 00:47:31,875 所以你要读的 926 00:47:32,500 --> 00:47:33,541 是这三科 927 00:47:33,625 --> 00:47:35,333 随便啦 928 00:47:35,416 --> 00:47:36,916 反正只要这三科我死背 929 00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:38,166 就可以有公立大学读了 930 00:47:38,250 --> 00:47:39,083 对吧 恩人? 931 00:47:40,708 --> 00:47:42,000 你的另外一位恩人来了 932 00:47:44,041 --> 00:47:45,000 他来干吗? 933 00:47:45,625 --> 00:47:46,791 对啊 我来干吗? 934 00:47:46,875 --> 00:47:48,500 他来看你的程度到哪 935 00:47:48,583 --> 00:47:50,000 叫一个二年级的来测试我的程度 936 00:47:50,083 --> 00:47:51,166 瞧不起谁啊?来啊 937 00:47:51,250 --> 00:47:52,083 好 938 00:47:53,500 --> 00:47:54,916 C 939 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:56,083 她连题目都还没讲 940 00:47:56,791 --> 00:47:58,041 我们已经考到第30题了欸 941 00:47:58,666 --> 00:47:59,500 什么时候? 942 00:47:59,583 --> 00:48:02,875 -你是叫我来羞辱他的吗? -我只是要让他认清现实 943 00:48:02,958 --> 00:48:03,958 (陈立、白痴) 944 00:48:04,041 --> 00:48:06,625 你的程度连二年级都不到 945 00:48:07,166 --> 00:48:08,791 (《超模 社会科》) 946 00:48:08,875 --> 00:48:10,166 我会再出考题给你 947 00:48:10,250 --> 00:48:12,750 我们再一起针对你比较弱的题型加强 948 00:48:13,333 --> 00:48:14,208 不要担心 949 00:48:14,291 --> 00:48:15,125 (距离夺回遗产倒数50天) 950 00:48:15,208 --> 00:48:16,125 我会帮你 951 00:48:17,250 --> 00:48:20,833 十字军东征是西元1095年 952 00:48:24,250 --> 00:48:25,333 喂 953 00:48:26,041 --> 00:48:27,041 你很吵欸 954 00:48:27,750 --> 00:48:28,583 那我关静音 955 00:48:33,500 --> 00:48:36,500 以你的在校成绩 你能读的公立大学 956 00:48:36,583 --> 00:48:38,875 -只剩这间 -金大 957 00:48:38,958 --> 00:48:41,583 下列哪个重大技术 推动文艺复兴跟启蒙运动? 958 00:48:41,666 --> 00:48:43,375 -这个我知道 我背过 -等一下 你先不要讲 959 00:48:43,458 --> 00:48:44,291 那个… 960 00:48:45,458 --> 00:48:47,166 -那个… -活字版印刷术 961 00:48:48,875 --> 00:48:49,708 不就叫你不要讲? 962 00:48:50,791 --> 00:48:52,041 你朋友是生病哦? 963 00:48:52,125 --> 00:48:53,250 怎么突然变这么认真? 964 00:48:53,791 --> 00:48:54,666 他一直都很努力 965 00:48:54,750 --> 00:48:56,166 可是阿姨 我不想努力了 966 00:48:57,708 --> 00:48:59,250 很好 你继续保持 967 00:48:59,333 --> 00:49:03,333 第一次运动曾收复耶路撒冷 968 00:49:03,416 --> 00:49:05,208 下列哪个不属于化石燃料? 969 00:49:05,291 --> 00:49:06,500 A 石油 970 00:49:06,583 --> 00:49:07,958 -B -喂 971 00:49:08,041 --> 00:49:08,875 我还没听完欸 972 00:49:08,958 --> 00:49:10,583 北魏孝文帝 973 00:49:10,666 --> 00:49:13,083 鲜卑族汉化 974 00:49:13,166 --> 00:49:14,916 融合文化… 975 00:49:24,083 --> 00:49:25,291 (大学入学模拟考试 分科测验成绩通知单) 976 00:49:25,375 --> 00:49:26,416 怎么会才考这样? 977 00:49:27,208 --> 00:49:30,666 (距离夺回遗产倒数30天) 978 00:49:30,750 --> 00:49:32,166 你是想考上台大哦? 979 00:49:32,791 --> 00:49:34,208 这样就有进步啦 980 00:49:34,291 --> 00:49:35,250 慢慢来就好 981 00:49:35,875 --> 00:49:37,625 不行 这样背根本来不及 982 00:49:37,708 --> 00:49:38,541 还是我用吃的? 983 00:49:38,625 --> 00:49:39,916 我用吃的会不会比较快? 984 00:49:49,041 --> 00:49:50,416 你过两天有空吗? 985 00:49:54,500 --> 00:49:55,375 我没空 986 00:49:57,875 --> 00:49:59,375 我们到底来这里干吗? 987 00:50:00,333 --> 00:50:01,958 你不觉得很纾压吗? 988 00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:05,750 他们看起来好舒服哦 989 00:50:05,833 --> 00:50:06,958 我好想睡觉哦 990 00:50:07,041 --> 00:50:10,375 你知道适当放空有帮助记忆力吗? 991 00:50:10,458 --> 00:50:12,416 我每次压力太大就会来这里 992 00:50:14,208 --> 00:50:15,041 走吧 993 00:50:16,583 --> 00:50:17,625 我在放空啊 994 00:50:18,333 --> 00:50:19,291 走啦 995 00:50:49,250 --> 00:50:50,583 不要闹啦 996 00:50:57,125 --> 00:50:58,833 我不行了 997 00:50:58,916 --> 00:50:59,916 我一定要坐一下 998 00:51:19,541 --> 00:51:20,416 借我靠一下 999 00:51:33,541 --> 00:51:34,875 同学 到站啰 1000 00:51:36,208 --> 00:51:37,208 报告 下车 1001 00:51:40,458 --> 00:51:41,583 我好像睡着了 1002 00:51:42,166 --> 00:51:44,208 对啊 还说梦话 1003 00:51:45,291 --> 00:51:46,958 好久没有睡这么舒服哦 1004 00:51:49,833 --> 00:51:52,291 第一次世界大战的导火线 是哪一个半岛? 1005 00:51:52,375 --> 00:51:53,625 巴尔干半岛 1006 00:51:57,041 --> 00:51:57,958 看吧 1007 00:51:58,041 --> 00:51:59,583 我就说放空很有用 1008 00:52:04,708 --> 00:52:07,458 那蛇丘是什么地形作用? 1009 00:52:08,125 --> 00:52:08,958 冰河堆积 1010 00:52:09,500 --> 00:52:10,625 答对 1011 00:52:11,291 --> 00:52:12,208 那… 1012 00:52:13,166 --> 00:52:14,166 谁是白痴? 1013 00:52:14,250 --> 00:52:15,375 土豆 1014 00:52:15,458 --> 00:52:17,625 答错 是叶子杰 1015 00:52:18,208 --> 00:52:19,166 你也是叶梓洁啊 1016 00:52:22,625 --> 00:52:24,500 陈立 你怎么会在这? 1017 00:52:26,166 --> 00:52:28,083 我妈说端午节快到了 1018 00:52:28,166 --> 00:52:29,500 一堆粽子吃不完 1019 00:52:29,583 --> 00:52:30,833 叫我拿一些过来 1020 00:52:32,083 --> 00:52:33,458 我已经拿进去了 1021 00:52:37,500 --> 00:52:40,375 你今天没去义工就是跟他出去哦? 1022 00:52:40,458 --> 00:52:42,041 他最近压力有点大 1023 00:52:42,125 --> 00:52:43,791 -我想说带他去水族… -我们去约会 1024 00:52:46,166 --> 00:52:47,500 不好笑 1025 00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:50,708 你不要听他乱讲 1026 00:52:52,208 --> 00:52:54,208 好啦 那我先走啰 1027 00:52:56,125 --> 00:52:57,625 那帮我谢谢你妈的粽子 1028 00:52:59,000 --> 00:52:59,833 -拜拜 -拜拜 1029 00:53:05,583 --> 00:53:07,291 你不要乱讲话啦 1030 00:53:07,375 --> 00:53:08,500 哪有? 1031 00:53:08,583 --> 00:53:09,541 还有 1032 00:53:09,625 --> 00:53:10,791 不要再吃书了 1033 00:53:11,375 --> 00:53:12,416 好啦 1034 00:53:12,500 --> 00:53:13,583 拜拜 1035 00:53:15,416 --> 00:53:16,541 没有吗? 1036 00:53:16,625 --> 00:53:17,750 我们是去约会 对吧? 1037 00:53:18,333 --> 00:53:19,166 对啊 1038 00:53:24,375 --> 00:53:25,250 叶子杰 1039 00:53:25,333 --> 00:53:26,166 聊一下 1040 00:53:29,083 --> 00:53:30,083 你是不是喜欢叶子? 1041 00:53:33,458 --> 00:53:34,500 我也喜欢叶子 1042 00:53:36,083 --> 00:53:38,375 毕业典礼那天我会跟她告白 1043 00:53:38,458 --> 00:53:39,333 要告白就告白啊 1044 00:53:39,416 --> 00:53:40,833 跟我说这些干吗啦? 1045 00:53:40,916 --> 00:53:42,416 你告白还要揪团一起 是不是? 1046 00:53:43,916 --> 00:53:45,083 那你是不是装病? 1047 00:53:45,166 --> 00:53:46,666 不是啊 我有没有生病 1048 00:53:46,750 --> 00:53:48,166 到底关你什么事啊? 1049 00:53:48,250 --> 00:53:49,083 你又没有证据 1050 00:53:49,708 --> 00:53:51,333 你怎么知道我没有证据? 1051 00:53:52,875 --> 00:53:55,625 我现在是考生 没空跟你聊这些 拜 1052 00:54:02,666 --> 00:54:04,041 如果你真的喜欢叶子 1053 00:54:04,750 --> 00:54:05,958 就不要再骗她了 1054 00:54:14,333 --> 00:54:15,250 不要害怕 1055 00:54:15,333 --> 00:54:16,250 公交站在那边 1056 00:54:35,500 --> 00:54:36,375 (毕业快乐) 1057 00:54:36,458 --> 00:54:38,333 (老宫爱你 三年二班 景星之光) 1058 00:54:38,416 --> 00:54:39,958 (老宫爱心 凉凉请自取) 1059 00:54:44,458 --> 00:54:47,041 (我还有房贷) 1060 00:54:47,125 --> 00:54:48,625 要毕业了还在抖哦? 1061 00:54:49,208 --> 00:54:51,875 好了 不要哭了啦 安西教练 1062 00:54:53,333 --> 00:54:54,166 兄弟 1063 00:54:55,708 --> 00:54:57,791 你是白痴哦?换那么大件衣服干吗? 1064 00:54:57,875 --> 00:54:58,708 我人缘那么好 1065 00:54:58,791 --> 00:55:00,333 等下不够签怎么办? 1066 00:55:00,416 --> 00:55:02,208 来 右心室给你 1067 00:55:02,291 --> 00:55:03,875 左心室留给你阿姨的 1068 00:55:05,583 --> 00:55:06,416 涂语窦 1069 00:55:06,500 --> 00:55:07,875 快 录下来 1070 00:55:13,333 --> 00:55:18,125 -在一起 -在一起 1071 00:55:18,208 --> 00:55:20,333 -在一起 -答应她 1072 00:55:21,875 --> 00:55:24,000 不好意思啦 我有喜欢的人了 1073 00:55:24,625 --> 00:55:27,333 不是啦 可以帮我交给叶子杰吗? 1074 00:55:29,833 --> 00:55:31,625 他在那边 你不会自己给他哦? 1075 00:55:31,708 --> 00:55:33,083 我不敢啦 1076 00:55:34,166 --> 00:55:35,166 给你的啦 1077 00:55:36,708 --> 00:55:37,625 白痴 1078 00:55:37,708 --> 00:55:39,083 删掉了啦 1079 00:55:39,166 --> 00:55:40,000 笑屁哦? 1080 00:55:40,083 --> 00:55:42,041 删掉哦 1081 00:55:43,333 --> 00:55:44,541 -土豆 -删掉啦 1082 00:55:44,625 --> 00:55:45,583 土豆 1083 00:55:45,666 --> 00:55:46,708 你有没有看到叶子? 1084 00:55:46,791 --> 00:55:48,541 刚刚陈立把她找出去了啦 1085 00:55:49,625 --> 00:55:50,583 删掉啦 1086 00:55:50,666 --> 00:55:51,541 删了啦 1087 00:55:52,166 --> 00:55:53,125 这个送你 1088 00:55:53,208 --> 00:55:54,333 恭喜你毕业了 1089 00:55:55,291 --> 00:55:56,291 谢谢 1090 00:55:59,458 --> 00:56:00,625 叶子 1091 00:56:04,125 --> 00:56:06,041 如果这一年有人跟你告白的话 1092 00:56:09,083 --> 00:56:10,333 你可以先拒绝他吗? 1093 00:56:25,708 --> 00:56:26,958 梓扬 你有没有看到叶子? 1094 00:56:27,041 --> 00:56:27,916 有啊 树上 1095 00:56:31,125 --> 00:56:32,250 叶子 1096 00:56:32,875 --> 00:56:34,583 叶子 1097 00:56:35,541 --> 00:56:37,000 你站在那里 不要动哦 1098 00:56:38,375 --> 00:56:39,208 不要动哦 1099 00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:57,000 你刚刚跑去哪里啊? 1100 00:56:58,291 --> 00:56:59,375 刚刚陈立找我 1101 00:57:03,333 --> 00:57:04,208 他找你干吗? 1102 00:57:04,291 --> 00:57:05,875 就恭喜我毕业啊 1103 00:57:07,333 --> 00:57:08,166 怎么了? 1104 00:57:08,916 --> 00:57:10,583 没有…没有说其他的事? 1105 00:57:11,791 --> 00:57:13,125 什么其他的事? 1106 00:57:16,500 --> 00:57:17,458 你很烦欸 1107 00:57:17,541 --> 00:57:18,833 你到底叫我干吗? 1108 00:57:19,916 --> 00:57:21,541 没事的话 我要先回教室了 1109 00:57:21,625 --> 00:57:22,458 等一下啦 1110 00:57:24,375 --> 00:57:25,958 叶子杰 1111 00:57:26,625 --> 00:57:27,708 你到底找我干吗? 1112 00:57:34,291 --> 00:57:36,083 其实也没什么特别的事啦 1113 00:57:37,458 --> 00:57:38,750 就… 1114 00:57:38,833 --> 00:57:39,833 就我想问你 1115 00:57:39,916 --> 00:57:41,375 今天有没有帮我带中午的便当啊? 1116 00:57:42,208 --> 00:57:43,500 白痴哦? 1117 00:57:44,208 --> 00:57:45,875 都毕业了 带什么便当? 1118 00:57:47,208 --> 00:57:48,041 走啦 1119 00:57:49,083 --> 00:57:50,166 因为我也喜欢你 1120 00:57:50,958 --> 00:57:52,333 你可不可以也喜欢我? 1121 00:58:05,250 --> 00:58:06,541 你不可以说不好笑哦 1122 00:58:07,916 --> 00:58:09,500 因为我没有在跟你开玩笑 1123 00:58:10,125 --> 00:58:10,958 我很认真欸 1124 00:58:12,041 --> 00:58:13,000 -三 -三 1125 00:58:13,791 --> 00:58:14,750 -二 -二 1126 00:58:15,500 --> 00:58:17,333 -所以你可不可以也喜欢我啦? -一 1127 00:58:19,041 --> 00:58:21,166 -毕业快乐 -毕业快乐 1128 00:58:30,250 --> 00:58:31,750 有病才会喜欢你啦 1129 00:58:33,541 --> 00:58:34,500 你说什么? 1130 00:58:41,750 --> 00:58:42,875 我说 1131 00:58:43,583 --> 00:58:46,458 有病才会喜欢你 1132 00:58:58,208 --> 00:59:00,125 -毕业快乐 -毕业快乐 1133 00:59:07,750 --> 00:59:08,708 为什么? 1134 00:59:09,416 --> 00:59:11,541 “有病才会喜欢你” 到底是什么意思啊? 1135 00:59:13,916 --> 00:59:16,750 而且她还说什么我11月16号就会知道 1136 00:59:17,541 --> 00:59:19,291 11月16号是什么日子吗? 1137 00:59:22,291 --> 00:59:24,208 11月16号 1138 00:59:24,291 --> 00:59:26,666 “英国空军空袭汉堡 1139 00:59:26,750 --> 00:59:30,708 以报复德国空军对考文垂的轰炸” 1140 00:59:31,333 --> 00:59:33,791 什么啦?轰炸到底关我什么事啊? 1141 00:59:35,583 --> 00:59:37,083 考上了 1142 00:59:37,166 --> 00:59:38,125 光宗耀祖 1143 00:59:40,666 --> 00:59:41,750 你考上哪一间? 1144 00:59:41,833 --> 00:59:43,666 哪来的想法觉得我可以考上大学啊? 1145 00:59:43,750 --> 00:59:44,958 是你 1146 00:59:45,041 --> 00:59:47,041 你考上金大观光休闲系耶 1147 00:59:47,958 --> 00:59:49,583 我的钱回来了 1148 00:59:49,666 --> 00:59:50,875 不意外啊 1149 00:59:50,958 --> 00:59:52,166 这就叫富贵… 1150 00:59:53,625 --> 00:59:54,916 什么求 1151 00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:55,916 算了 随便啦 1152 00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:56,833 好啦 1153 00:59:57,583 --> 00:59:59,500 什么求都不重要啦 1154 00:59:59,583 --> 01:00:01,375 现在最重要的是什么 你知道吗? 1155 01:00:03,500 --> 01:00:04,333 这是叶子 1156 01:00:05,375 --> 01:00:06,208 这个是你 1157 01:00:06,291 --> 01:00:08,125 你们现在是这样子哦 1158 01:00:08,208 --> 01:00:10,875 那等你到了金大之后会变这样呢 1159 01:00:11,541 --> 01:00:13,666 中间隔了一个台湾海峡的距离哦 1160 01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:17,166 如果你这个暑假不冲一波的话 1161 01:00:17,250 --> 01:00:18,333 你们两个就掰了 1162 01:00:23,416 --> 01:00:24,250 (距离夺回遗产倒数 天) 1163 01:00:24,333 --> 01:00:26,416 (距离11月16号倒数96天) 1164 01:00:32,250 --> 01:00:33,333 -所以我们现在… -各位 1165 01:00:34,083 --> 01:00:35,333 我有重要的事要宣布 1166 01:00:35,416 --> 01:00:37,875 因为从上次医院的活动结束之后啊 1167 01:00:37,958 --> 01:00:40,041 我就一直觉得那些小朋友真的太可怜 1168 01:00:40,125 --> 01:00:42,625 整天关在医院里面 好像看不到未来 1169 01:00:42,708 --> 01:00:44,208 所以我决定为他们做一点事 1170 01:00:44,291 --> 01:00:46,750 我要带小朋友们来去水族馆住一晚 1171 01:00:46,833 --> 01:00:48,583 你们不要闹了 1172 01:00:48,666 --> 01:00:50,416 这些小孩不能离开医院 1173 01:00:50,500 --> 01:00:52,458 尤其还要带他们出去住一晚 1174 01:00:52,541 --> 01:00:54,291 他们家长怎么可能会同意? 1175 01:00:55,583 --> 01:00:57,125 难得你可以想到这么有意义的事 1176 01:00:58,750 --> 01:01:00,125 这位同学很不错哦 1177 01:01:00,833 --> 01:01:03,041 关于这个问题 老师早就想好了 1178 01:01:03,125 --> 01:01:04,791 有一半的家长已经签了同意书 1179 01:01:04,875 --> 01:01:06,666 剩下另外一半食古不化的… 1180 01:01:06,750 --> 01:01:09,166 -老师 我爸爸已经签了 -其实 1181 01:01:09,250 --> 01:01:11,416 -我觉得这个活动需要… -举手 1182 01:01:14,708 --> 01:01:16,458 我觉得这个活动需要一个医生背书 1183 01:01:16,541 --> 01:01:18,041 才可以说服这些家长 1184 01:01:20,083 --> 01:01:21,625 不然我去问问看欧阳医生 1185 01:01:21,708 --> 01:01:22,833 看他可不可以帮这个忙? 1186 01:01:22,916 --> 01:01:24,291 同学 你很好哦 1187 01:01:24,375 --> 01:01:26,750 那家长跟医院的问题就交给你啦 1188 01:01:26,833 --> 01:01:29,375 -场地的部分就由我来负责 -那我负责… 1189 01:01:29,458 --> 01:01:30,958 -你可以跟我一起 -你可以跟我一起 1190 01:01:38,333 --> 01:01:39,291 好尴尬哦 1191 01:01:41,583 --> 01:01:43,208 我觉得这个活动很不错欸 1192 01:01:43,291 --> 01:01:44,666 你们想法很棒欸 1193 01:01:44,750 --> 01:01:46,208 这个同意书留给我 1194 01:01:46,291 --> 01:01:47,250 我再说服他们 1195 01:01:47,833 --> 01:01:48,791 再麻烦你了 1196 01:01:48,875 --> 01:01:50,333 期待你们的表演哦 1197 01:01:54,791 --> 01:01:55,625 叶子 1198 01:01:56,583 --> 01:01:57,916 你等下要做什么? 1199 01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:00,750 我要去水族馆确认住宿的细节 1200 01:02:01,916 --> 01:02:03,166 -叶子 -你要不要… 1201 01:02:03,250 --> 01:02:05,291 快点啦 要来不及了 1202 01:02:06,416 --> 01:02:07,416 你要不要一起去? 1203 01:02:09,583 --> 01:02:10,500 没关系啊 1204 01:02:11,166 --> 01:02:12,000 那我先走啰 1205 01:02:12,916 --> 01:02:14,166 拜拜 1206 01:02:19,541 --> 01:02:21,291 -走 -你刚刚跟他讲什么? 1207 01:02:21,375 --> 01:02:22,458 你有约他 对不对? 1208 01:02:22,541 --> 01:02:23,708 你干吗约他啦? 1209 01:02:24,250 --> 01:02:25,583 怎样啦?不行哦? 1210 01:02:26,125 --> 01:02:27,000 奇怪 1211 01:02:30,500 --> 01:02:31,583 叶子 1212 01:02:33,833 --> 01:02:35,666 我明年一定会考上你的学校 1213 01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:37,958 但我希望 1214 01:02:39,291 --> 01:02:40,916 到时候我不是只是你的学弟而已 1215 01:02:43,666 --> 01:02:45,833 如果这一年有人跟你告白的话 1216 01:02:46,708 --> 01:02:48,000 你可以先拒绝他吗? 1217 01:02:56,458 --> 01:02:58,583 我从来都没有把你当学弟看 1218 01:03:00,208 --> 01:03:02,000 你一直都是我最好的朋友 1219 01:03:11,625 --> 01:03:16,375 (叶梓洁) 1220 01:03:21,166 --> 01:03:23,291 那你是不是喜欢叶子杰? 1221 01:03:24,583 --> 01:03:26,291 你知道这现在对我来说 1222 01:03:26,375 --> 01:03:27,791 不是最重要的事 1223 01:03:29,250 --> 01:03:30,583 你不可以跟陈立在一起 1224 01:03:31,875 --> 01:03:32,791 因为我也喜欢你 1225 01:03:33,958 --> 01:03:35,041 你可不可以也喜欢我? 1226 01:03:36,041 --> 01:03:37,375 有病才会喜欢你啦 1227 01:03:38,875 --> 01:03:39,791 你说什么? 1228 01:03:41,791 --> 01:03:42,708 我说 1229 01:03:42,791 --> 01:03:44,583 有病才会喜欢你 1230 01:04:02,500 --> 01:04:04,333 到时候我们床会铺在这里 1231 01:04:04,416 --> 01:04:07,166 那所有的寝具我们都会清洁跟消毒 1232 01:04:07,250 --> 01:04:09,291 要提醒在水族馆内拍照的话 1233 01:04:09,375 --> 01:04:11,583 -要记得关闭闪光灯 -好 1234 01:04:11,666 --> 01:04:12,541 我接个电话 1235 01:04:22,625 --> 01:04:24,125 11月16号是什么日子啊? 1236 01:04:25,750 --> 01:04:27,375 到时候你就知道了 1237 01:04:27,458 --> 01:04:29,083 我现在就想知道嘛 1238 01:04:30,791 --> 01:04:32,916 那你说这里对你很有意义 是什么意思? 1239 01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:36,375 你明明就知道我的意思 1240 01:04:37,708 --> 01:04:39,916 所以那天我在这边说的话 你有听到啊? 1241 01:04:41,916 --> 01:04:42,750 你有说什么? 1242 01:04:43,541 --> 01:04:44,375 没听到就算了 1243 01:04:46,250 --> 01:04:47,750 你说清楚啦 1244 01:04:52,125 --> 01:04:53,166 你太故意了吧? 1245 01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:56,250 对啊 1246 01:04:58,166 --> 01:04:59,000 那… 1247 01:05:00,458 --> 01:05:02,625 你要说清楚你那天在这里讲什么吗? 1248 01:05:04,625 --> 01:05:06,250 如果我说的话 你就放手 1249 01:05:10,708 --> 01:05:12,083 那你还是先不要说好了 1250 01:05:12,166 --> 01:05:13,958 我以后再知道也没关系啊 1251 01:05:33,833 --> 01:05:35,125 我现在还想做一件事 1252 01:05:36,708 --> 01:05:37,750 你还有空吗? 1253 01:05:42,291 --> 01:05:44,000 哪有人18岁还不会骑车的啊? 1254 01:05:44,541 --> 01:05:46,041 是我爸不让我骑 好不好? 1255 01:05:46,666 --> 01:05:48,041 而且我已经19岁了 1256 01:05:48,125 --> 01:05:49,166 你19岁了? 1257 01:05:50,166 --> 01:05:51,416 我好像可以了欸 1258 01:05:51,500 --> 01:05:53,291 -你确定吗? -嗯 你放手 1259 01:05:53,375 --> 01:05:54,416 好 我放啰 1260 01:05:54,500 --> 01:05:55,875 -你放手啦 -好啦 1261 01:05:55,958 --> 01:05:57,083 你慢一点 我放啰 1262 01:05:59,750 --> 01:06:01,000 -我好像真的会 -喂 1263 01:06:01,083 --> 01:06:02,208 你看前面 1264 01:06:05,666 --> 01:06:07,416 你骑太快我会怕 1265 01:06:08,291 --> 01:06:09,625 怕什么啦? 1266 01:06:21,333 --> 01:06:23,500 (距离11月16号倒数79天) 1267 01:06:23,583 --> 01:06:26,458 那明天就可以看到真的鱼了吗? 1268 01:06:27,250 --> 01:06:29,416 对啊 所以你今天要早点睡哦 1269 01:06:29,500 --> 01:06:31,291 太好了 谢谢章鱼哥哥 1270 01:06:31,375 --> 01:06:32,500 好了 拜拜 1271 01:06:32,583 --> 01:06:33,416 -明天见哦 -拜拜 1272 01:06:33,500 --> 01:06:34,750 拜拜 1273 01:06:36,250 --> 01:06:37,750 明天活动办完就结束啦 1274 01:06:37,833 --> 01:06:39,875 是不是要来提前庆祝一下啊? 1275 01:06:40,416 --> 01:06:41,416 我…我不喝酒欸 1276 01:06:41,500 --> 01:06:42,833 嗯 未成年不可以 1277 01:06:42,916 --> 01:06:43,750 师母? 1278 01:06:43,833 --> 01:06:44,750 我也不喝 1279 01:06:48,541 --> 01:06:49,833 我也不喝 1280 01:06:51,041 --> 01:06:52,458 好 没关系 1281 01:06:52,541 --> 01:06:55,041 酒不喝 但游戏还是要玩 1282 01:06:57,208 --> 01:06:59,333 真心话大冒险 这么老套? 1283 01:06:59,416 --> 01:07:01,208 对啊 我们都这么老套 1284 01:07:01,750 --> 01:07:02,750 问我 1285 01:07:03,375 --> 01:07:06,000 好 那你有没有喜欢的人? 1286 01:07:06,083 --> 01:07:07,083 有 1287 01:07:07,166 --> 01:07:08,291 叶子 1288 01:07:09,583 --> 01:07:10,791 你不是喜欢我阿姨? 1289 01:07:10,875 --> 01:07:12,375 我现在比较喜欢叶子啊 1290 01:07:14,625 --> 01:07:16,291 干吗?只有你们两个可以喜欢哦? 1291 01:07:16,375 --> 01:07:17,750 我不可以喜欢叶子哦? 1292 01:07:17,833 --> 01:07:19,125 搞排挤哦? 1293 01:07:21,333 --> 01:07:22,541 好啦 开玩笑的啦 1294 01:07:22,625 --> 01:07:24,208 我又不是菜虫 1295 01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:25,833 换我 1296 01:07:25,916 --> 01:07:26,833 等一下 1297 01:07:26,916 --> 01:07:28,166 从现在开始 我们不能问什么 1298 01:07:28,250 --> 01:07:29,708 有没有喜欢的人的问题 1299 01:07:32,166 --> 01:07:33,000 那我没问题了 1300 01:07:33,083 --> 01:07:35,708 白痴哦?你刚就直接问就好了 1301 01:07:35,791 --> 01:07:36,625 我喝 1302 01:07:37,791 --> 01:07:38,750 那换我 1303 01:07:40,500 --> 01:07:41,875 -我要问你 -好 1304 01:07:43,291 --> 01:07:44,500 你有没有骗过我? 1305 01:07:46,833 --> 01:07:48,125 兄弟 1306 01:07:48,208 --> 01:07:49,500 你要不要直接喝啊? 1307 01:08:01,750 --> 01:08:03,125 所以你真的有骗过我? 1308 01:08:09,500 --> 01:08:11,375 有这么难开口吗? 1309 01:08:13,166 --> 01:08:14,458 不然我帮你说好了 1310 01:08:17,750 --> 01:08:18,666 其实… 1311 01:08:25,041 --> 01:08:26,791 其实这次活动的钱都是你出的吧? 1312 01:08:32,875 --> 01:08:34,041 你怎么知道? 1313 01:08:34,916 --> 01:08:36,166 欧阳医生跟我说的 1314 01:08:40,208 --> 01:08:41,541 这有什么好不说的啦? 1315 01:08:44,208 --> 01:08:45,708 我先跟我阿姨预支的啊 1316 01:08:45,791 --> 01:08:46,750 反正都是我的钱 1317 01:08:47,375 --> 01:08:49,916 喂 那你有拿到钱不先还我哦? 1318 01:08:50,541 --> 01:08:52,625 借了你三年 你一直说要还我 1319 01:08:52,708 --> 01:08:54,375 还说什么你考到公立大学会还我 1320 01:08:54,458 --> 01:08:56,041 -结果咧? -姨丈 来啦 1321 01:08:56,125 --> 01:08:57,166 你先喝茶啦 1322 01:08:57,250 --> 01:08:58,458 -喂? -你自己喝 1323 01:08:59,625 --> 01:09:00,708 好 我知道了 1324 01:09:02,250 --> 01:09:03,333 好 谢谢 1325 01:09:04,791 --> 01:09:06,166 水族馆那边打来说 1326 01:09:06,250 --> 01:09:08,083 还有两张切结书还没有收到 1327 01:09:08,875 --> 01:09:10,750 我现在过去送 东西在哪? 1328 01:09:10,833 --> 01:09:11,875 我跟你去吧 1329 01:09:12,958 --> 01:09:15,125 那我现在打过去说你们现在马上送哦 1330 01:09:32,375 --> 01:09:33,458 虽然你很靠北 1331 01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:34,958 但是谢谢你啊 1332 01:09:35,041 --> 01:09:36,166 刚刚没有拆穿我 1333 01:09:36,250 --> 01:09:37,791 我说过了 我不是在帮你 1334 01:09:39,708 --> 01:09:42,166 随便啦 反正我已经跟你说谢谢了 1335 01:09:42,250 --> 01:09:43,083 不欠你了 1336 01:09:43,625 --> 01:09:44,666 你本来就没有欠… 1337 01:10:11,416 --> 01:10:12,250 我赢了 1338 01:10:14,666 --> 01:10:15,750 喂 小心 1339 01:10:20,291 --> 01:10:22,458 你他妈晚上骑车不开灯 你要害死谁啊? 1340 01:10:23,750 --> 01:10:24,833 你没事吧? 1341 01:10:28,250 --> 01:10:30,000 没事 1342 01:10:31,416 --> 01:10:32,458 要不要先去医院? 1343 01:10:33,833 --> 01:10:35,166 没关系啦 先把东西送过去 1344 01:10:36,333 --> 01:10:37,500 确定欸? 1345 01:10:38,875 --> 01:10:39,791 你骑慢一点哦 1346 01:11:08,208 --> 01:11:09,041 喂 陈立 1347 01:11:10,333 --> 01:11:11,416 陈立 1348 01:11:13,500 --> 01:11:15,458 陈立 1349 01:11:16,083 --> 01:11:17,458 没事 你不会有事的 1350 01:11:17,541 --> 01:11:18,375 我帮你叫救护车 1351 01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:22,208 喂? 1352 01:11:22,291 --> 01:11:23,250 我需要救护车 1353 01:11:23,791 --> 01:11:24,625 我在… 1354 01:11:25,958 --> 01:11:27,166 我在哪里? 1355 01:11:27,708 --> 01:11:28,916 我不知道 我不知道这是哪里 1356 01:11:29,000 --> 01:11:30,541 可以拜托你们赶快过来吗? 1357 01:11:30,625 --> 01:11:31,458 拜托你们 1358 01:11:32,125 --> 01:11:33,958 陈立 你听得到我说话吗? 1359 01:11:38,291 --> 01:11:39,125 有没有人啊? 1360 01:11:39,208 --> 01:11:40,541 拜托你们快点过来 1361 01:11:40,625 --> 01:11:41,916 有没有人啊? 1362 01:12:31,958 --> 01:12:36,666 (叶子 Instagram语音) 1363 01:12:43,625 --> 01:12:45,666 你在干吗?不要再躲了啦 1364 01:13:01,208 --> 01:13:03,250 叶子杰还是没有接电话 1365 01:13:04,375 --> 01:13:06,000 如果那天是我去的话 1366 01:13:06,541 --> 01:13:07,833 陈立是不是… 1367 01:13:09,208 --> 01:13:10,333 对不起 1368 01:13:12,125 --> 01:13:14,125 (故陈立先生告别式奠礼堂) 1369 01:13:16,583 --> 01:13:17,666 这个 1370 01:13:18,625 --> 01:13:20,583 是陈立的妈妈拿给我的 1371 01:13:22,041 --> 01:13:25,583 说是整理陈立的东西的时候找到的 1372 01:13:25,666 --> 01:13:28,500 (叶梓洁) 1373 01:13:28,583 --> 01:13:29,583 我想寄一封信 1374 01:13:30,125 --> 01:13:31,333 你可以陪我一起去吗? 1375 01:13:33,583 --> 01:13:36,000 什么信你不能自己寄 要我陪你? 1376 01:13:37,000 --> 01:13:38,250 因为要潜水 1377 01:13:40,458 --> 01:13:41,500 潜水? 1378 01:13:42,541 --> 01:13:43,791 那跟寄信有什么关系? 1379 01:13:44,541 --> 01:13:45,416 我查过了 1380 01:13:45,500 --> 01:13:46,791 绿岛有一个海底邮筒 1381 01:13:46,875 --> 01:13:47,750 一定要潜下去才能寄 1382 01:13:47,833 --> 01:13:49,041 我一直想去 1383 01:13:49,916 --> 01:13:51,666 等你观察期结束之后 1384 01:13:52,208 --> 01:13:53,291 你可以陪我一起去吗? 1385 01:13:55,833 --> 01:13:57,916 可是癫痫可以潜水哦? 1386 01:13:58,833 --> 01:13:59,958 不行啊 1387 01:14:00,041 --> 01:14:01,583 所以我才想要等你 1388 01:14:01,666 --> 01:14:03,458 我想说等你好了以后 1389 01:14:03,541 --> 01:14:04,791 你就可以潜下去帮我寄啊 1390 01:14:04,875 --> 01:14:06,875 那等我好了后 我帮你 1391 01:14:17,333 --> 01:14:20,041 (叶梓洁) 1392 01:14:23,875 --> 01:14:28,166 (邮) 1393 01:14:29,916 --> 01:14:31,083 有这么难开口吗? 1394 01:14:32,250 --> 01:14:33,416 不然我帮你说好了 1395 01:14:33,500 --> 01:14:34,791 如果你真的喜欢叶子 1396 01:14:35,500 --> 01:14:36,791 就不要再骗她了 1397 01:14:44,541 --> 01:14:46,000 开学要准备的东西都弄好了吗? 1398 01:14:48,333 --> 01:14:49,166 还没 1399 01:14:55,458 --> 01:14:56,333 还好吗? 1400 01:15:04,541 --> 01:15:06,166 这件事不是你的错 1401 01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:16,250 我说了一个谎 1402 01:15:19,291 --> 01:15:21,041 我不知道事情会变成这样 1403 01:15:23,083 --> 01:15:25,875 我本来其实已经打算跟大家说实话 1404 01:15:31,166 --> 01:15:32,416 我真的不是故意的 1405 01:15:44,791 --> 01:15:45,625 你知道吗? 1406 01:15:47,291 --> 01:15:48,833 当你说了一个谎之后 1407 01:15:50,000 --> 01:15:51,750 你就要用更多的谎言去弥补 1408 01:15:54,291 --> 01:15:56,708 我不会跟你说对或是错 1409 01:15:57,750 --> 01:16:00,166 不管你要选择说谎或是坦白 1410 01:16:01,583 --> 01:16:03,125 你都要自己去面对后果 1411 01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:08,416 你已经长够大了 1412 01:16:09,666 --> 01:16:12,625 要懂得开始对自己的决定负责 1413 01:16:14,083 --> 01:16:15,500 就像我对你负责一样 1414 01:16:35,125 --> 01:16:35,958 你好 1415 01:16:40,083 --> 01:16:40,916 要开学了 1416 01:16:41,500 --> 01:16:42,958 我要买一台新的笔记本电脑 1417 01:16:43,041 --> 01:16:44,125 你可以陪我去吗? 1418 01:17:01,166 --> 01:17:03,125 你约我出来就只是要陪你买电脑? 1419 01:17:17,666 --> 01:17:18,708 这个先还你 1420 01:17:28,833 --> 01:17:30,500 我有件事想跟你说 1421 01:17:33,041 --> 01:17:34,041 我是装的 1422 01:17:36,541 --> 01:17:37,750 其实我根本没有胃癌 1423 01:17:41,333 --> 01:17:43,083 我开了一个不好笑的玩笑 1424 01:17:44,583 --> 01:17:46,833 我之前不是就有问过你有没有骗过我 1425 01:17:49,458 --> 01:17:51,291 我不是故意要骗你啦 1426 01:17:52,541 --> 01:17:54,250 我只是不想被退学啊 1427 01:17:54,916 --> 01:17:57,250 因为我要考到公立大学我才能拿到钱 1428 01:17:57,333 --> 01:17:59,625 所以钱对你来说是最重要的? 1429 01:17:59,708 --> 01:18:00,750 不是这个意思 1430 01:18:00,833 --> 01:18:02,458 那是什么意思? 1431 01:18:03,166 --> 01:18:05,041 我怎么会选择相信你啊? 1432 01:18:45,250 --> 01:18:46,625 很开心你没有生病 1433 01:18:48,666 --> 01:18:50,041 祝你大学一切顺利 1434 01:18:51,541 --> 01:18:54,250 希望不管是现在还是以后 1435 01:18:56,083 --> 01:18:57,083 你都开心 1436 01:19:00,416 --> 01:19:01,583 答应过要给你的 1437 01:19:04,125 --> 01:19:06,666 (邮政储金金融卡) 1438 01:19:06,750 --> 01:19:10,000 (邮政存簿储金簿 户名:叶子杰) 1439 01:19:16,458 --> 01:19:19,458 (你要删除此照片 或是从此相簿中移除?) 1440 01:19:25,958 --> 01:19:26,875 (从相簿中移除) 1441 01:19:31,125 --> 01:19:31,958 (叶子杰) 1442 01:19:32,041 --> 01:19:33,583 (封锁叶子杰?封锁) 1443 01:19:33,666 --> 01:19:35,125 (正在封锁) 1444 01:19:40,666 --> 01:19:41,916 (你还在生气吗?) 1445 01:19:42,000 --> 01:19:45,916 (你封锁我了?) 1446 01:19:53,375 --> 01:19:54,666 休闲是一种态度 1447 01:19:54,750 --> 01:19:55,583 (你看 我这边真的鸟不生蛋欸) 1448 01:19:56,208 --> 01:19:57,041 好 1449 01:19:57,125 --> 01:19:59,375 第二个 休闲是一种活动… 1450 01:20:00,958 --> 01:20:02,125 为什么她坐我旁边? 1451 01:20:40,833 --> 01:20:43,583 章鱼哥哥 我终于看到真正的鱼了 1452 01:20:43,666 --> 01:20:46,000 谢谢你 你也要赶快好起来哦 1453 01:20:46,083 --> 01:20:47,375 小宇敬上 1454 01:20:58,583 --> 01:21:00,000 喂?死了没? 1455 01:21:03,916 --> 01:21:05,041 好啦 不要废话啦 1456 01:21:06,166 --> 01:21:07,000 给你一个任务 1457 01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:14,916 旺财 我今天带你来 1458 01:21:15,000 --> 01:21:16,791 就是要来帮我壮胆的 你知道吗? 1459 01:21:18,041 --> 01:21:19,500 你要保佑我 好不好? 1460 01:21:24,500 --> 01:21:25,583 涂语窦 1461 01:21:27,125 --> 01:21:29,041 师母 好久不见了 1462 01:21:32,458 --> 01:21:33,291 怎么了? 1463 01:21:34,333 --> 01:21:35,958 因为师母把老师封锁了 1464 01:21:36,041 --> 01:21:37,125 他一直联络不到你 1465 01:21:37,208 --> 01:21:38,750 所以叫我来传这个链接给你 1466 01:21:39,791 --> 01:21:42,666 他有交代 一定要亲眼确认你有收到啊 1467 01:21:43,541 --> 01:21:44,375 有吗? 1468 01:21:47,833 --> 01:21:49,916 好 任务完成 1469 01:22:00,000 --> 01:22:00,875 叶子 1470 01:22:08,333 --> 01:22:09,166 骗你有癌症的事情 1471 01:22:09,250 --> 01:22:11,125 不能全部都怪叶子杰啦 我也有份 1472 01:22:11,750 --> 01:22:13,791 而且我们一开始 真的不知道会变成这样 1473 01:22:14,541 --> 01:22:16,791 如果你因为这样 就不跟叶子杰联络的话 1474 01:22:16,875 --> 01:22:17,958 我觉得很可惜 1475 01:22:28,541 --> 01:22:33,416 (录像中) 1476 01:22:33,500 --> 01:22:34,583 我认识一个女生 1477 01:22:35,750 --> 01:22:37,666 她总是觉得什么都不好笑 1478 01:22:40,416 --> 01:22:42,750 但她不知道她其实笑起来的样子 1479 01:22:43,291 --> 01:22:44,583 真的很好看 1480 01:22:45,375 --> 01:22:46,208 我很喜欢 1481 01:22:49,916 --> 01:22:51,083 我想跟她说对不起 1482 01:22:53,250 --> 01:22:54,625 因为我骗她我有癌症 1483 01:22:56,333 --> 01:22:57,333 我真的很抱歉 1484 01:23:00,375 --> 01:23:02,958 因为不想被退学 所以说谎 1485 01:23:05,583 --> 01:23:06,958 但是也是因为这个谎言 1486 01:23:07,041 --> 01:23:08,875 让我更靠近这个女生 1487 01:23:12,541 --> 01:23:13,875 我以前很讨厌讲以后 1488 01:23:15,541 --> 01:23:17,458 但是因为认识你之后 1489 01:23:19,708 --> 01:23:20,833 我开始期待以后 1490 01:23:28,500 --> 01:23:29,333 我不想骗你 1491 01:23:30,333 --> 01:23:31,541 我以后… 1492 01:23:31,625 --> 01:23:37,166 (录像中) 1493 01:24:21,416 --> 01:24:24,250 (邮) 1494 01:24:31,750 --> 01:24:32,708 喂? 1495 01:24:33,541 --> 01:24:35,416 你到底有没有帮我把视频传给她? 1496 01:24:36,583 --> 01:24:38,000 有 那为什么她还是封锁我? 1497 01:24:38,083 --> 01:24:39,208 叶子杰 1498 01:24:39,291 --> 01:24:41,458 等下就要打球了 洗屁澡哦? 1499 01:24:41,541 --> 01:24:43,208 关你屁事? 1500 01:24:43,291 --> 01:24:44,625 白痴欸 1501 01:24:44,708 --> 01:24:46,416 好啦 拜拜 1502 01:24:47,333 --> 01:24:48,291 叶子杰 1503 01:24:50,208 --> 01:24:51,250 外面有人找你哦 1504 01:24:52,416 --> 01:24:53,250 谁啊? 1505 01:25:15,458 --> 01:25:16,375 你怎么会在这? 1506 01:25:19,541 --> 01:25:21,208 你干吗讲话都讲一半? 1507 01:25:25,041 --> 01:25:26,250 你说你以后怎么样? 1508 01:25:29,250 --> 01:25:30,166 -我们… -子杰 1509 01:25:31,791 --> 01:25:33,083 不错嘛 1510 01:25:38,791 --> 01:25:39,625 我没有讲完 1511 01:25:39,708 --> 01:25:42,583 是因为我想当面跟你讲接下来的话 1512 01:25:43,916 --> 01:25:45,041 我要说的是 1513 01:25:48,541 --> 01:25:50,125 我以后还是会喜欢你 1514 01:25:54,375 --> 01:25:55,500 你可以原谅我吗? 1515 01:26:00,833 --> 01:26:02,166 我可以原谅你 1516 01:26:03,208 --> 01:26:04,458 但我现在想做一件事 1517 01:26:05,041 --> 01:26:06,291 -你可以陪我一起去吗? -好啊 1518 01:26:10,750 --> 01:26:11,583 你要穿这样去? 1519 01:26:11,666 --> 01:26:12,500 好 1520 01:26:13,791 --> 01:26:15,291 去换衣服啦 1521 01:26:16,083 --> 01:26:16,916 好 1522 01:26:32,750 --> 01:26:34,458 同学 你确定不下哦? 1523 01:26:35,083 --> 01:26:36,291 晕船下去会好一点哦 1524 01:26:37,291 --> 01:26:38,708 教练 我跟你下去就好了 1525 01:26:38,791 --> 01:26:40,958 好啊 可以 那你等下跟紧我哦 1526 01:26:41,041 --> 01:26:41,958 没问题 1527 01:26:44,291 --> 01:26:45,125 还好吗? 1528 01:26:47,083 --> 01:26:49,333 (叶梓洁) 1529 01:27:00,833 --> 01:27:01,791 有事打给我 1530 01:27:03,458 --> 01:27:04,625 但我手机在里面 1531 01:27:39,083 --> 01:27:42,458 (邮) 1532 01:27:54,625 --> 01:27:55,458 (叶梓洁) 1533 01:28:03,250 --> 01:28:05,166 妹妹 晕船哦? 1534 01:28:05,250 --> 01:28:06,875 怎么没有先吃晕船药? 1535 01:28:07,625 --> 01:28:08,583 不然先喝水? 1536 01:28:10,583 --> 01:28:11,541 没关系 谢谢 1537 01:28:26,833 --> 01:28:28,833 同学 你女朋友晕倒了 1538 01:28:41,291 --> 01:28:43,458 你最近几次的发烧有点不太正常 1539 01:28:43,541 --> 01:28:44,958 我担心会转为急性 1540 01:28:45,833 --> 01:28:47,000 所以我有安排一些检查 1541 01:28:47,083 --> 01:28:48,708 下周回来看报告 1542 01:28:49,416 --> 01:28:51,458 但如果你这几天身体有任何不舒服 1543 01:28:51,541 --> 01:28:52,833 要马上回来找我 1544 01:29:18,666 --> 01:29:19,875 你真的很厉害 1545 01:29:20,625 --> 01:29:22,416 怎么有办法让大家都不知道你生病? 1546 01:29:25,416 --> 01:29:26,708 哪有你厉害? 1547 01:29:27,958 --> 01:29:29,750 让大家都以为你真的生病 1548 01:29:34,458 --> 01:29:35,583 对不起 1549 01:29:37,041 --> 01:29:39,083 你以后不要再说对不起了 1550 01:29:49,500 --> 01:29:51,750 我知道我可能复发的时候就决定 1551 01:29:55,541 --> 01:29:57,791 我要去做我一直都想做的事 1552 01:29:59,375 --> 01:30:00,708 我不想再等 1553 01:30:09,291 --> 01:30:10,666 还好我有去 1554 01:30:15,833 --> 01:30:17,958 只是我没有想到才做一件事 1555 01:30:19,333 --> 01:30:20,291 就回来了 1556 01:30:31,208 --> 01:30:32,458 为什么不能捐赠骨髓? 1557 01:30:33,791 --> 01:30:35,041 你以为这是捐血吗? 1558 01:30:35,791 --> 01:30:37,958 骨髓配对至少三个月的时间 1559 01:30:39,250 --> 01:30:40,708 而且没有血缘关系的相符机率 1560 01:30:40,791 --> 01:30:42,416 就只有四万分之一 1561 01:30:42,500 --> 01:30:43,958 就算是亲属的骨髓 1562 01:30:44,041 --> 01:30:45,916 也只有四分之一的机率相符合 1563 01:30:46,958 --> 01:30:50,166 急性的白血病患可能就等不了 1564 01:30:50,750 --> 01:30:52,583 所以我现在什么都不能做吗? 1565 01:30:52,666 --> 01:30:55,000 你要去做配对 我当然不会阻止你 1566 01:30:55,791 --> 01:30:56,875 但我还是要说 1567 01:30:57,416 --> 01:31:00,000 你跟叶子配对成功的机率真的太低了 1568 01:31:00,083 --> 01:31:02,250 就算机率很低 但还是有机会啊 1569 01:31:02,333 --> 01:31:03,875 那如果配对成功了咧? 1570 01:31:03,958 --> 01:31:05,166 一旦配对成功 1571 01:31:05,250 --> 01:31:06,708 我会马上安排手术 1572 01:31:06,791 --> 01:31:08,083 你想捐赠是好事 1573 01:31:09,000 --> 01:31:10,208 但如果失败的话 1574 01:31:10,291 --> 01:31:11,833 也可以帮助其他病患 1575 01:31:12,541 --> 01:31:13,458 你决定好了吗? 1576 01:31:23,916 --> 01:31:25,875 你上次说只做了一件事就回来 1577 01:31:27,375 --> 01:31:28,750 那你还有什么想做的吗? 1578 01:31:35,333 --> 01:31:36,208 你不要动啦 1579 01:31:36,291 --> 01:31:37,291 你要起来啊? 1580 01:31:37,375 --> 01:31:38,333 我帮你弄啦 1581 01:31:38,416 --> 01:31:39,291 在哪里啊? 1582 01:31:40,125 --> 01:31:40,958 在这里吗? 1583 01:31:42,500 --> 01:31:43,625 会不会我一按 然后它… 1584 01:31:44,208 --> 01:31:45,208 把你夹起来? 1585 01:31:48,250 --> 01:31:49,708 就会变夹心吐司 1586 01:32:05,916 --> 01:32:07,166 我想要变成你 1587 01:32:10,541 --> 01:32:11,500 想要变成我? 1588 01:32:13,000 --> 01:32:14,083 为什么? 1589 01:32:17,833 --> 01:32:19,333 因为我很羡慕你 1590 01:32:24,958 --> 01:32:25,875 游芸芸 1591 01:32:25,958 --> 01:32:27,208 -有 -好 1592 01:32:27,291 --> 01:32:29,333 -叶梓洁 -有 1593 01:32:34,625 --> 01:32:36,041 我们班有两个叶梓洁欸 1594 01:32:36,708 --> 01:32:37,708 好酷哦 1595 01:32:37,791 --> 01:32:39,041 你们大家不要搞错哦 1596 01:32:39,125 --> 01:32:40,875 等一下 我忘记自我介绍 对不起 1597 01:32:40,958 --> 01:32:41,916 我叫宫能安 1598 01:32:42,000 --> 01:32:42,833 “白宫”的“宫” 1599 01:32:42,916 --> 01:32:43,875 因为生病 1600 01:32:43,958 --> 01:32:46,291 -大家可以叫我老宫 -我休学一年 1601 01:32:47,708 --> 01:32:50,291 这件事只有班导知道 1602 01:32:51,375 --> 01:32:52,375 我不说 1603 01:32:53,000 --> 01:32:55,291 -是希望能跟大家一样 -干吗啦? 1604 01:32:55,375 --> 01:32:56,583 -对啊 -当一个正常人 1605 01:32:56,666 --> 01:32:58,041 “你干吗啦?这样怎么走啦?” 1606 01:32:58,125 --> 01:33:00,000 -烦不烦啊? -“烦不烦啊?” 1607 01:33:00,083 --> 01:33:02,958 叶子杰 你不要造成别人的困扰 1608 01:33:03,041 --> 01:33:05,208 -我哪有? -把你的口罩戴好 1609 01:33:05,291 --> 01:33:07,333 你干吗针对我?他也没戴啊 1610 01:33:07,416 --> 01:33:08,291 我有戴啊 1611 01:33:08,375 --> 01:33:09,333 他有戴啊 1612 01:33:09,416 --> 01:33:11,625 -我也有戴啊 -不好笑 1613 01:33:11,708 --> 01:33:13,541 -那是你的嘴巴吗? -快攻 1614 01:33:16,291 --> 01:33:17,291 这一年 1615 01:33:18,208 --> 01:33:19,916 我每天都在倒数 1616 01:33:20,625 --> 01:33:22,791 期待11月16赶快来 1617 01:33:24,625 --> 01:33:26,000 等观察期一过 1618 01:33:26,750 --> 01:33:28,041 我就可以像你一样 1619 01:33:28,791 --> 01:33:30,041 开心地笑 1620 01:33:30,958 --> 01:33:31,791 用力地跑 1621 01:33:33,541 --> 01:33:36,541 能够开开心心地去做想做的事 1622 01:33:37,916 --> 01:33:38,958 因为我也喜欢你 1623 01:33:39,500 --> 01:33:40,958 你可不可以也喜欢我? 1624 01:33:48,833 --> 01:33:49,958 你知道吗? 1625 01:33:51,875 --> 01:33:53,625 其实我有白血病 1626 01:33:56,208 --> 01:33:58,375 所以我每天都很小心地活着 1627 01:34:03,875 --> 01:34:05,458 但是认识你之后 1628 01:34:06,250 --> 01:34:07,333 我发现 1629 01:34:09,625 --> 01:34:11,625 有些事好像现在这样也不错 1630 01:34:16,666 --> 01:34:19,916 我不知道以后 会不会是我想像中的以后 1631 01:34:21,791 --> 01:34:23,000 但至少… 1632 01:34:25,541 --> 01:34:26,375 现在… 1633 01:34:32,541 --> 01:34:33,375 也很好 1634 01:35:15,250 --> 01:35:18,541 (仁大医院多功能活动室) 1635 01:35:38,000 --> 01:35:40,000 你今天精神看起来好很多 1636 01:35:41,583 --> 01:35:42,750 我感觉好多了 1637 01:35:43,541 --> 01:35:44,500 那就好 1638 01:35:50,333 --> 01:35:52,583 对了 我收到陈立的信了 1639 01:35:52,666 --> 01:35:53,916 -是哦? -嗯 1640 01:35:54,000 --> 01:35:54,833 他写了什么? 1641 01:35:58,000 --> 01:36:00,916 他说毕业后想快点考到驾照 1642 01:36:02,166 --> 01:36:04,291 想要夜唱不被查身份证 1643 01:36:05,458 --> 01:36:06,958 他说大学 1644 01:36:08,541 --> 01:36:10,375 希望可以跟我去同一种社团 1645 01:36:15,333 --> 01:36:18,583 他还说等他癫痫好一点 1646 01:36:19,500 --> 01:36:21,708 希望可以快点考到潜水执照 1647 01:36:27,250 --> 01:36:29,125 他还希望大学毕业之后 1648 01:36:30,458 --> 01:36:32,666 可以跟我去同一家公司上班 1649 01:36:39,666 --> 01:36:40,875 他说好多以后 1650 01:36:57,958 --> 01:36:59,250 这个送你 1651 01:37:01,000 --> 01:37:01,833 这什么? 1652 01:37:07,625 --> 01:37:10,250 (叶子杰) 1653 01:37:12,416 --> 01:37:14,041 这样你就变成我啦 1654 01:37:23,708 --> 01:37:25,375 “叶子杰” 1655 01:37:28,625 --> 01:37:30,791 为什么配偶栏也是你的名字? 1656 01:37:31,708 --> 01:37:32,833 真的假的? 1657 01:37:33,458 --> 01:37:34,375 可能我搞错了 1658 01:37:34,458 --> 01:37:35,375 不然我重做一张给你? 1659 01:37:40,250 --> 01:37:41,125 不用啦 1660 01:37:41,208 --> 01:37:42,041 那… 1661 01:37:43,083 --> 01:37:44,875 现在除了变成我以外 1662 01:37:44,958 --> 01:37:46,375 你还有什么想做的吗? 1663 01:37:50,416 --> 01:37:52,041 你可以再说一次 1664 01:37:52,125 --> 01:37:53,250 上次我去找你的时候 1665 01:37:53,333 --> 01:37:54,750 你还没讲完的话吗? 1666 01:37:58,250 --> 01:37:59,083 好啊 1667 01:38:00,833 --> 01:38:02,625 我要从哪里开始说呢? 1668 01:38:03,166 --> 01:38:04,166 我想想 1669 01:38:05,750 --> 01:38:06,583 我说 1670 01:38:08,833 --> 01:38:10,250 我认识了一个女孩 1671 01:38:12,375 --> 01:38:14,083 她总是觉得什么都不好笑 1672 01:38:17,875 --> 01:38:18,791 但是她不知道 1673 01:38:19,958 --> 01:38:21,166 她笑起来的样子 1674 01:38:22,250 --> 01:38:23,458 真的很好看 1675 01:38:30,791 --> 01:38:31,708 之前我… 1676 01:38:32,625 --> 01:38:34,333 我很讨厌人家跟我讲以后 1677 01:38:36,625 --> 01:38:37,958 但是认识你之后 1678 01:38:40,000 --> 01:38:41,708 我开始很期待以后 1679 01:38:56,458 --> 01:38:58,291 我现在真的很喜欢你 1680 01:39:01,833 --> 01:39:03,541 我以后也会继续喜欢你 1681 01:39:14,666 --> 01:39:17,375 我们一起去看 以后会长什么样子 好不好? 1682 01:39:21,250 --> 01:39:22,291 我真的… 1683 01:39:29,500 --> 01:39:31,083 我真的好想… 1684 01:39:33,458 --> 01:39:35,250 看到以后哦 1685 01:40:46,333 --> 01:40:47,166 好啊 那… 1686 01:40:47,750 --> 01:40:49,166 我已经习惯吃这种清淡的 1687 01:40:49,791 --> 01:40:51,791 我觉得这样就很好吃了啦 真的 1688 01:40:51,875 --> 01:40:52,958 那多吃点 1689 01:40:53,041 --> 01:40:53,875 好 1690 01:40:55,375 --> 01:40:57,583 谢谢你那时候为叶子做这么多 1691 01:40:57,666 --> 01:40:59,291 不会啦 1692 01:41:01,625 --> 01:41:03,833 -最近还有没有在练身体啊? -有 1693 01:41:04,708 --> 01:41:05,541 你不要逗人家啦 1694 01:41:05,625 --> 01:41:07,083 我看看 这么壮哦 1695 01:41:07,166 --> 01:41:09,208 你自己五下都做不起来 你叫人家做 1696 01:41:09,833 --> 01:41:11,250 我至少可以做十下 1697 01:41:11,333 --> 01:41:12,833 -好不好? -最好是 1698 01:41:13,875 --> 01:41:14,708 学长 1699 01:41:15,375 --> 01:41:16,916 我等一下可以去叶子房间看看吗? 1700 01:41:43,791 --> 01:41:45,916 不好笑 1701 01:41:57,291 --> 01:42:00,041 (叶梓洁) 1702 01:42:29,500 --> 01:42:31,041 那我们等下就下去寄信 1703 01:42:31,958 --> 01:42:32,791 好 1704 01:42:33,416 --> 01:42:34,250 对了 1705 01:42:34,333 --> 01:42:35,958 你上次那个昏倒的女朋友 1706 01:42:36,041 --> 01:42:36,875 后来还好吗? 1707 01:42:39,833 --> 01:42:41,416 很好啊 她现在很好 1708 01:42:47,666 --> 01:42:51,000 (叶梓洁) 1709 01:42:51,083 --> 01:42:53,750 我在脑海中练习过太多次你的离开 1710 01:42:55,250 --> 01:42:56,458 但这份遗憾 1711 01:42:56,541 --> 01:42:58,791 好像永远都没办法做好准备 1712 01:43:01,666 --> 01:43:02,500 对了 1713 01:43:02,583 --> 01:43:03,416 想告诉你 1714 01:43:03,500 --> 01:43:04,916 我今天做了一件特别的事情 1715 01:43:06,333 --> 01:43:08,083 还有好多事想跟你说 1716 01:43:09,791 --> 01:43:11,125 所以我写在了信里 1717 01:43:11,208 --> 01:43:12,750 你家是没有调味料哦? 1718 01:43:12,833 --> 01:43:13,875 还是你有癌症? 1719 01:43:14,791 --> 01:43:15,625 不好笑 1720 01:43:17,833 --> 01:43:19,791 车子停不停是我可以控制的吗? 1721 01:43:25,666 --> 01:43:26,958 你说你想变成我 1722 01:43:27,750 --> 01:43:29,958 其实 我才想像你一样 1723 01:43:31,458 --> 01:43:32,458 拥有一颗爱人 1724 01:43:33,708 --> 01:43:34,541 坚强 1725 01:43:35,541 --> 01:43:36,666 又勇敢的心 1726 01:43:37,916 --> 01:43:39,083 (更改姓名申请书) 1727 01:43:39,166 --> 01:43:40,541 (当事人姓名:叶子杰 改用姓名为:叶…) 1728 01:43:50,041 --> 01:43:51,333 因为你的出现 1729 01:43:52,125 --> 01:43:55,083 终于 我开始期待明天 1730 01:43:56,666 --> 01:43:59,083 期待那些以前我最讨厌的以后 1731 01:44:04,500 --> 01:44:06,458 以后如果你不吃午餐 1732 01:44:06,541 --> 01:44:07,875 以后如果你要翘课 1733 01:44:07,958 --> 01:44:09,375 以后如果你不想要我鸡婆的话 1734 01:44:09,458 --> 01:44:10,458 我以后… 1735 01:44:12,041 --> 01:44:13,333 他说好多以后 1736 01:44:25,625 --> 01:44:27,916 以后我是叶梓洁 1737 01:44:29,083 --> 01:44:30,375 我会带着你一起 1738 01:44:30,458 --> 01:44:32,916 去看更多你来不及看到的以后 1739 01:44:36,541 --> 01:44:38,083 -你是有病哦? -对 都我 1740 01:44:38,166 --> 01:44:39,333 就是有病才会喜欢你啦 1741 01:44:40,291 --> 01:44:41,458 还有你知道吗? 1742 01:44:43,333 --> 01:44:45,333 那天我终于知道你说的 1743 01:44:46,208 --> 01:44:48,166 “有病才会喜欢你”的意思了 1744 01:44:49,250 --> 01:44:50,500 但那个时候 1745 01:44:51,083 --> 01:44:52,375 我只猜对了一半 1746 01:44:53,500 --> 01:44:55,791 (邮) 1747 01:44:55,875 --> 01:44:57,875 一直到知道你生病之后 1748 01:44:59,458 --> 01:45:01,208 我才真正明白你的意思 1749 01:45:01,291 --> 01:45:04,250 (叶梓洁) 1750 01:45:27,208 --> 01:45:29,833 我真的好希望时间就停在那一刻 1751 01:45:36,083 --> 01:45:37,083 不是现在 1752 01:45:37,875 --> 01:45:38,875 也不是以后 1753 01:45:49,666 --> 01:45:50,500 是永远 1754 01:50:38,416 --> 01:50:43,416 字幕翻译:郑伟诗