1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:01:13,961 --> 00:01:18,961 100 LITRES OF GOLD 4 00:01:58,921 --> 00:02:07,121 While walking in the moonlight I seal within my heart so tight 5 00:02:07,281 --> 00:02:12,961 My feelings so lovelorn 6 00:02:14,081 --> 00:02:22,361 Like those waves crashing ashore My memories hit me once more 7 00:02:22,521 --> 00:02:25,361 Until the break of dawn 8 00:02:25,521 --> 00:02:28,281 Pirkko! 9 00:02:29,361 --> 00:02:32,241 What? - It's Hauki-Hikkanen! 10 00:03:00,041 --> 00:03:02,001 Hi there. 11 00:03:07,361 --> 00:03:09,881 I'd like twenty litres. 12 00:03:10,961 --> 00:03:13,561 For Paavo's sauna night. 13 00:03:16,801 --> 00:03:20,001 I don't have any cash on me, but... 14 00:03:21,121 --> 00:03:24,961 I'll pay you next week when I'm in the neighbourhood. 15 00:03:53,321 --> 00:03:55,761 Oh, my... 16 00:04:05,881 --> 00:04:07,881 What are you doing? 17 00:04:08,041 --> 00:04:11,121 Hey, she hit me! - You owe us. 18 00:04:11,281 --> 00:04:14,721 You wouldn't hit someone with a billhook for just a few hundred? 19 00:04:14,881 --> 00:04:17,041 That's not why I hit you. 20 00:04:17,201 --> 00:04:22,241 But you're disrespecting us. - Of course I respect you. 21 00:04:31,361 --> 00:04:34,681 I'll do anything you ask. 22 00:04:35,361 --> 00:04:37,961 We can make a deal. 23 00:04:38,121 --> 00:04:40,641 But first, you pay your debts. 24 00:04:43,561 --> 00:04:46,081 Do you take mobile payments? 25 00:04:55,641 --> 00:04:57,321 I meant it. 26 00:05:02,441 --> 00:05:04,801 I'll do anything you want. 27 00:05:06,401 --> 00:05:08,481 Just hit the road! 28 00:05:09,441 --> 00:05:12,161 If that's what you want. - Go! 29 00:05:20,721 --> 00:05:22,401 Did you have to hit him? 30 00:05:22,561 --> 00:05:25,401 Just to scare him a little. - You did. 31 00:05:26,481 --> 00:05:28,561 Is that from the new batch? 32 00:05:29,881 --> 00:05:31,401 This is tasty. - Rating? 33 00:05:31,561 --> 00:05:34,081 This is a nine for sure. 34 00:05:36,041 --> 00:05:38,961 Nine minus. I'd give it a day or two. 35 00:05:39,241 --> 00:05:41,841 I'm getting some more. - Bring some for me. 36 00:05:44,641 --> 00:05:49,481 MONDAY 37 00:06:12,041 --> 00:06:14,921 The Raittinen girl is graduating, finally. 38 00:06:15,881 --> 00:06:18,441 Did you hear that Rane is in a bad way? 39 00:06:18,601 --> 00:06:20,881 He had turned yellow. 40 00:06:21,041 --> 00:06:24,561 Are you hungover? - A little. 41 00:06:25,801 --> 00:06:29,721 Our sahti turned out so well. Just had to have some. - Oh? 42 00:06:33,041 --> 00:06:35,401 Any chance for a taste? 43 00:06:35,561 --> 00:06:38,201 I have a couple of canisters in my car. 44 00:06:38,361 --> 00:06:41,361 Do you have fresh sahti? - Yeah. 45 00:06:41,521 --> 00:06:45,081 Any good? - Nine points. 46 00:06:45,761 --> 00:06:49,481 Oh? I might like some, too. 47 00:06:50,401 --> 00:06:52,121 How about you, Merja? 48 00:07:02,841 --> 00:07:04,841 What are you doing? 49 00:07:05,921 --> 00:07:07,721 Nothing. 50 00:07:07,881 --> 00:07:10,041 Are you drunk? - No. 51 00:07:10,881 --> 00:07:13,361 It's just a mild lunch drink. 52 00:07:15,561 --> 00:07:17,801 You reek of old booze. 53 00:07:18,881 --> 00:07:22,561 We brewed such a good batch of sahti that we had to have some. 54 00:07:22,721 --> 00:07:24,921 A nine-point batch. 55 00:07:29,801 --> 00:07:32,961 I'll take the two gallons. - The juice can. 56 00:07:33,281 --> 00:07:35,081 You haven't paid for the last ones. 57 00:07:35,241 --> 00:07:37,801 I'll pay you the next time you come to work. 58 00:07:37,961 --> 00:07:41,201 When do you need me? - I'll text you. 59 00:07:43,681 --> 00:07:46,281 I don't have cash right now, but put it on my tab. 60 00:07:46,441 --> 00:07:49,161 Would you like our bank details? - No need. 61 00:07:49,321 --> 00:07:51,681 I'll pay you next time I see you. 62 00:07:51,841 --> 00:07:53,761 God bless you! 63 00:08:05,121 --> 00:08:08,321 Rane, blow some at my face. - You quit. 64 00:08:08,481 --> 00:08:11,801 Shut up, Homer, and do it. 65 00:08:17,161 --> 00:08:21,201 Shouldn't you be at work? - I got fired. 66 00:08:21,361 --> 00:08:24,801 I wasn't even drunk. 67 00:08:24,961 --> 00:08:29,401 You can't fire someone because of a hangover! 68 00:08:29,561 --> 00:08:35,761 Half of Finland would be unemployed, if a hangover got you fired. 69 00:08:37,521 --> 00:08:40,241 I'm going to visit Dad. - Are you taking a sample? 70 00:08:40,401 --> 00:08:42,801 I'm coming with you. 71 00:08:45,121 --> 00:08:49,281 We're taking some samples for Dad. - Bring me a pint. 72 00:08:50,881 --> 00:08:52,681 Get your own. 73 00:08:53,441 --> 00:08:55,681 Hauki, go get me a beer. 74 00:08:58,241 --> 00:09:01,121 Sahti Brewing Master 2022 75 00:09:10,681 --> 00:09:12,481 Hi there. - Hi. 76 00:09:12,641 --> 00:09:14,921 We brought some samples. - I see. 77 00:09:15,081 --> 00:09:18,001 Just in time. I was about to take my Antabuse tablet. 78 00:09:18,161 --> 00:09:22,561 Should you skip this one? - No, we have to check the quality. 79 00:09:22,721 --> 00:09:24,481 SAHTI CHAMPION 1987 80 00:09:34,161 --> 00:09:36,041 Alright then. 81 00:09:42,001 --> 00:09:44,361 Stone brew? - Yes. 82 00:09:44,521 --> 00:09:47,161 Straw or mesh? - Mesh. 83 00:09:47,761 --> 00:09:52,481 I see. How long has it been brewing? - Three weeks. 84 00:09:54,401 --> 00:09:56,361 Twenty-two days. 85 00:09:57,401 --> 00:10:00,321 And how long in the heat? - Three days. 86 00:10:01,721 --> 00:10:02,921 Yes... 87 00:10:35,921 --> 00:10:38,201 This is pretty nice. 88 00:10:42,161 --> 00:10:43,841 The kuurina never fails. 89 00:10:48,201 --> 00:10:50,361 It's nearly there. 90 00:10:51,001 --> 00:10:54,601 Maybe... close to an eight? 91 00:10:55,521 --> 00:10:57,681 Okay. Bye. 92 00:10:59,041 --> 00:11:02,601 We'll be on our way. - Just leave it here. 93 00:11:03,761 --> 00:11:06,441 For my neighbours. 94 00:11:11,441 --> 00:11:15,081 "Pretty nice!" Nothing is good enough for him. 95 00:11:15,241 --> 00:11:18,201 He meant no offence. - It wasn't praise either. 96 00:11:48,401 --> 00:11:52,081 Pirkko. You are lagging behind. - What? 97 00:11:52,841 --> 00:11:55,481 No, the song is lagging behind. 98 00:11:56,921 --> 00:11:58,961 Would you prefer Olavi Virta? 99 00:11:59,121 --> 00:12:04,321 Well, any one of his songs would beat this laggy tune. 100 00:12:05,361 --> 00:12:07,201 Let's have a word. 101 00:12:16,881 --> 00:12:19,641 How about you go home now - 102 00:12:19,801 --> 00:12:23,041 and the next time, come sober? 103 00:12:26,521 --> 00:12:29,641 I didn't know this was the teetotallers' society. 104 00:12:30,441 --> 00:12:32,241 God bless you. 105 00:12:44,321 --> 00:12:48,681 THURSDAY 106 00:13:21,441 --> 00:13:24,681 Pirkko, wake up. 107 00:13:49,801 --> 00:13:52,201 My head is killing me. 108 00:14:01,201 --> 00:14:04,841 Would you like me to fix your hair? - Yes. 109 00:14:13,161 --> 00:14:16,441 Should we take a break from drinking? 110 00:14:26,401 --> 00:14:28,761 All done. - Thanks. 111 00:14:36,761 --> 00:14:40,401 Rane has died. - What? 112 00:14:44,401 --> 00:14:47,001 Text his mother condolences from us. 113 00:14:49,001 --> 00:14:52,201 And offer some sahti for the funeral. 114 00:14:52,361 --> 00:14:54,201 For a fair prize. 115 00:14:55,801 --> 00:14:58,081 Rane was a good man. 116 00:14:59,921 --> 00:15:02,721 A drunk, but a good man. 117 00:15:03,961 --> 00:15:05,961 Did he owe us money? - Yes. 118 00:15:06,121 --> 00:15:08,081 Damn it. 119 00:15:08,481 --> 00:15:12,841 They have already ordered their sahti. - Who from? 120 00:15:13,001 --> 00:15:16,201 The others are only selling wort. - From Ponu-Paavo. 121 00:15:17,401 --> 00:15:19,401 What the fuck? 122 00:15:19,881 --> 00:15:22,681 Did Ponu start brewing sahti? 123 00:15:23,841 --> 00:15:25,681 There's the prick now. 124 00:15:51,761 --> 00:15:53,641 Greetings, cousin. 125 00:15:54,361 --> 00:15:56,441 Hello, Ponu. 126 00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:59,561 Do you have any sahti? 127 00:15:59,881 --> 00:16:03,081 I hear that you have some of your own. 128 00:16:03,241 --> 00:16:05,321 I've run out. 129 00:16:05,481 --> 00:16:08,121 I need twenty litres for the guys' sauna party. 130 00:16:11,801 --> 00:16:14,801 Are you selling or not? - Five euros per litre. 131 00:16:16,841 --> 00:16:19,321 That's steep. - Six euros. 132 00:16:40,761 --> 00:16:42,761 Stay there. 133 00:16:52,361 --> 00:16:56,241 Taina, Taina, oh so fine-ah, every day and all the time-ah... 134 00:16:56,401 --> 00:16:58,321 Fuck you. 135 00:16:58,881 --> 00:17:01,201 NOSEDRIP 136 00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:10,841 Are you still using Grandpa's kuurina? - Of course we are. 137 00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:12,761 It belongs to me. 138 00:17:13,321 --> 00:17:16,241 Your dad got the moonshine and our dad the sahti. 139 00:17:16,401 --> 00:17:19,961 That's what your dad says. - The kuurina is ours. Period. 140 00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:25,081 Period, you say? You are talking tough. 141 00:17:51,921 --> 00:17:53,321 I thank you. 142 00:17:53,481 --> 00:17:56,961 I'm glad that a little competition won't affect our relationship. 143 00:17:57,121 --> 00:17:59,441 Our relationship will stay the same. 144 00:18:02,161 --> 00:18:05,001 Did you give him yeasty sahti? - Yes. 145 00:18:05,161 --> 00:18:07,081 Good. 146 00:18:12,961 --> 00:18:16,161 Who's that? - Are they driving here? 147 00:18:17,761 --> 00:18:23,401 How much sahti do we have left? - 30 good litres and 15 nosedrip. 148 00:18:35,041 --> 00:18:36,641 Päivi! - Hi! 149 00:18:36,801 --> 00:18:38,441 Hi. 150 00:18:39,601 --> 00:18:41,401 Why didn't you call us? 151 00:18:41,561 --> 00:18:44,521 I wanted to surprise you. Hi! 152 00:18:45,161 --> 00:18:47,401 Hi! - Hi. 153 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:50,961 This is Nestori. 154 00:18:53,201 --> 00:18:55,841 Taina. - Nice to meet you. 155 00:18:58,441 --> 00:19:00,841 Hi, I'm Pirkko. 156 00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:03,721 I am showing Nestori around Sysmä. 157 00:19:06,241 --> 00:19:11,481 Sysmä... is worthy of showing off. - So is he. 158 00:19:14,121 --> 00:19:17,161 Sysmä approves. - Thank you. 159 00:19:18,281 --> 00:19:20,161 Are you familiar with sahti? 160 00:19:20,321 --> 00:19:24,401 We brew sahti the way it has been brewed for centuries. 161 00:19:24,561 --> 00:19:27,001 The equipment has been updated, but it's the same drink - 162 00:19:27,161 --> 00:19:31,121 that was enjoyed in the Middle Ages. - By knights, even. 163 00:19:31,281 --> 00:19:32,801 This is a kuurina. 164 00:19:32,961 --> 00:19:36,721 This one has been in our family for three generations. 165 00:19:36,881 --> 00:19:40,441 Grandpa, Dad, us... 166 00:19:40,601 --> 00:19:43,681 I've brewed sahti, too. - And Päivi... 167 00:19:44,401 --> 00:19:47,401 Have a whiff. There's a... - Yes. 168 00:19:48,841 --> 00:19:53,401 A real... See? - Right... 169 00:19:53,561 --> 00:19:55,921 Smell this one, too. 170 00:19:56,881 --> 00:20:00,001 Nestori, this is the finished product. 171 00:20:03,001 --> 00:20:07,161 What's "nosedrip"? - It's made from wort scraps. More watery. 172 00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:12,361 Actually, I have tasted sahti once. - Where? 173 00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:14,681 In Lammi. 174 00:20:14,841 --> 00:20:19,561 You drink a litre from Sysmä... - And piss two litres from Lammi! 175 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:23,801 Nothing sure has changed here. 176 00:20:23,961 --> 00:20:26,841 Does Jorma still live next door? - Yes, he does. 177 00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:30,841 How are things in Helsinki? 178 00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:33,001 Busy as ever. 179 00:20:33,521 --> 00:20:36,001 As much work as one can manage. 180 00:20:40,641 --> 00:20:43,721 We did have something to tell you. 181 00:20:45,001 --> 00:20:47,041 We... - Have a seat. 182 00:20:47,481 --> 00:20:49,881 You're not driving, so here's a bigger pint. 183 00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:51,521 Thank you. 184 00:20:52,201 --> 00:20:55,561 And for Päivi... - Thank you. 185 00:20:57,521 --> 00:20:59,441 Alright. 186 00:21:00,241 --> 00:21:03,801 Will this make my stomach turn? - Good sahti won't do that. 187 00:21:03,961 --> 00:21:05,281 It will make your head spin. 188 00:21:05,441 --> 00:21:08,841 All sahti will upset your stomach, if you drink too much. 189 00:21:19,961 --> 00:21:23,121 This is good. - Very tasty. 190 00:21:24,521 --> 00:21:27,361 Pretty... rich. 191 00:21:31,361 --> 00:21:33,001 What do you do for a living? - Oh, right! 192 00:21:33,161 --> 00:21:37,241 I didn't tell you Nestori's surname, so you didn't recognize him. 193 00:21:38,121 --> 00:21:39,881 Nestori Niemi. 194 00:21:43,921 --> 00:21:46,281 I am a visual artist. 195 00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:53,201 Nestori currently has his art on display in Kiasma. 196 00:21:53,361 --> 00:21:55,081 Taina also has her art on display. 197 00:21:55,241 --> 00:21:59,081 Okay? Where? - It's nothing special. 198 00:21:59,241 --> 00:22:01,641 Tell them. - Nowhere. 199 00:22:02,001 --> 00:22:04,641 In the barn. Let's go see them. 200 00:22:05,561 --> 00:22:07,441 Right... 201 00:22:14,801 --> 00:22:16,521 Car crashes. 202 00:22:16,681 --> 00:22:18,921 Still working on the same theme. 203 00:22:21,561 --> 00:22:24,521 Well, what does the artist think? 204 00:22:26,681 --> 00:22:28,481 These are pretty nice. 205 00:22:34,681 --> 00:22:36,961 We are getting married. 206 00:22:40,601 --> 00:22:44,161 Congratulations! - The wedding will be held in Sysmä. 207 00:22:44,801 --> 00:22:48,921 We'll clear a room for you upstairs. - No, we'll be staying at a hotel. 208 00:22:49,081 --> 00:22:51,401 But... What can we do to help? 209 00:22:55,361 --> 00:22:58,081 There is one thing. - Anything at all. 210 00:22:59,281 --> 00:23:01,401 You can brew a hundred litres of sahti. 211 00:23:03,641 --> 00:23:08,201 Don't you want Dad to brew it? - No, I want you to do it. 212 00:23:11,761 --> 00:23:14,721 We'll brew a great batch of sahti for you. 213 00:23:14,881 --> 00:23:18,641 You'll get the best sahti ever seen. 214 00:23:18,801 --> 00:23:20,681 Ten-point sahti! 215 00:23:26,401 --> 00:23:31,081 But why only a hundred litres? That won't get you anywhere. 216 00:23:32,121 --> 00:23:34,401 It must be a small wedding. 217 00:23:34,561 --> 00:23:37,841 We have three weeks to brew ten-point sahti. 218 00:23:39,881 --> 00:23:43,121 Look. What do you know? 219 00:23:45,721 --> 00:23:49,681 The visual artist didn't finish. - Sysmä doesn't approve. 220 00:23:51,441 --> 00:23:53,241 "Pretty nice." 221 00:23:53,401 --> 00:23:56,401 Visual artists are known to be pricks. 222 00:23:57,161 --> 00:23:58,801 Except for you. 223 00:25:30,881 --> 00:25:34,241 THREE WEEKS (22 DAYS) LATER 224 00:26:05,161 --> 00:26:07,441 A strong nine. 225 00:26:09,761 --> 00:26:12,601 You could have this at a fancy wedding. 226 00:26:13,961 --> 00:26:16,761 I've never had sahti this good. 227 00:26:18,681 --> 00:26:20,961 Hot damn! 228 00:26:25,841 --> 00:26:30,081 This is fucking delicious! Better than Dad's sahti. 229 00:26:30,601 --> 00:26:33,641 This will win us birch-bark hats. 230 00:26:35,801 --> 00:26:38,881 Pirkko, this might be our ten-point sahti. 231 00:26:43,561 --> 00:26:45,961 Päivi, Päivi! 232 00:26:50,001 --> 00:26:52,041 Päivi! 233 00:26:53,281 --> 00:26:55,361 Päivi! 234 00:27:01,761 --> 00:27:05,521 Occupied! Let me poop in peace! 235 00:27:27,841 --> 00:27:29,561 PÄIVI'S WEDDING 236 00:27:29,721 --> 00:27:32,761 What day is it? - I don't know! 237 00:27:33,441 --> 00:27:36,121 We must have been at it for a few days. 238 00:27:36,281 --> 00:27:38,721 Judging from the diarrhoea. 239 00:27:41,201 --> 00:27:43,601 The wedding is two days from now! 240 00:28:00,201 --> 00:28:02,961 Bloody hell. - We drank it all! 241 00:28:03,121 --> 00:28:05,801 We can't turn up without sahti! 242 00:28:08,201 --> 00:28:10,841 We have to buy it from somewhere. - Okay... 243 00:28:11,001 --> 00:28:12,961 How much money do we have? 244 00:28:16,121 --> 00:28:18,281 Goddamnit! 245 00:28:22,921 --> 00:28:25,241 Jorma! 246 00:28:25,641 --> 00:28:29,161 Jorma, where did all our money go?! 247 00:28:29,321 --> 00:28:34,121 You must have burned through a lot on the taxi drive across Päijät-Häme. 248 00:28:34,961 --> 00:28:38,481 Ten-point sahti! - I'm paying! 249 00:28:38,761 --> 00:28:40,721 This is not Olavi's key! 250 00:28:42,281 --> 00:28:46,361 Goddamnit. Goddamnit! 251 00:28:48,281 --> 00:28:51,961 Hello? - Hello! We just arrived in Sysmä. 252 00:28:52,121 --> 00:28:56,161 We are checking into the hotel and stopping by Dad's later. 253 00:28:56,321 --> 00:28:58,721 Did the sahti turn out well? 254 00:28:58,881 --> 00:29:03,041 Yes. We just had some. - Don't drink it all! 255 00:29:03,201 --> 00:29:05,921 Of course not. See you the day after tomorrow. 256 00:29:06,081 --> 00:29:08,321 No, tomorrow. 257 00:29:09,961 --> 00:29:14,401 How much sahti did you have? - Right. Tomorrow. 258 00:29:16,561 --> 00:29:18,921 The wedding is tomorrow. 259 00:29:19,281 --> 00:29:23,001 Jorma, do you have anything? Let's have it. 260 00:29:23,841 --> 00:29:25,721 Mintshine. 261 00:29:26,921 --> 00:29:30,041 What's in this? - Moonshine and mints. 262 00:29:32,241 --> 00:29:34,121 Fresh. 263 00:29:36,681 --> 00:29:41,041 We have to get some money and figure out who has sahti. 264 00:29:41,201 --> 00:29:45,681 We got this. - We need a driver. 265 00:29:48,761 --> 00:29:51,801 Hi, we need some sahti. Do you have any? 266 00:29:51,961 --> 00:29:54,121 About a hundred litres... 267 00:29:54,281 --> 00:29:57,241 Right. Okay, thanks anyway. 268 00:29:58,521 --> 00:30:01,681 Arja only had wort. - How about your father? 269 00:30:01,841 --> 00:30:04,281 We are not telling him. - What about Tiina? 270 00:30:04,441 --> 00:30:06,801 She was all out. 271 00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:13,761 Paavo has sahti. - We're not buying from Ponu. 272 00:30:14,801 --> 00:30:16,841 Should we drive to Joutsa? - No. 273 00:30:17,001 --> 00:30:20,081 Those are our options. - Goddamnit! 274 00:30:21,721 --> 00:30:25,841 Is Ponu's sahti any good? - It will make you thirsty. 275 00:30:27,121 --> 00:30:28,801 Alright. Well... 276 00:30:28,961 --> 00:30:32,601 If Paavo will sell us, and that's a big if, - 277 00:30:32,761 --> 00:30:35,561 he won't do it under seven euros. 278 00:30:38,881 --> 00:30:41,681 Wait here. - Of course. 279 00:30:44,441 --> 00:30:45,921 How do we do this? 280 00:30:46,081 --> 00:30:48,001 We stay tough. - No hitting. 281 00:30:48,161 --> 00:30:50,881 I haven't asked Taina back. 282 00:30:52,481 --> 00:30:55,201 She always reeked of old booze. 283 00:31:01,281 --> 00:31:04,161 What's up? - You haven't asked me back. 284 00:31:06,241 --> 00:31:09,081 It's been slow. - No. 285 00:31:09,521 --> 00:31:11,841 You are disrespecting Taina. 286 00:31:12,001 --> 00:31:15,001 What? - There is no such thing as free sahti. 287 00:31:15,161 --> 00:31:17,321 Two hundred euros. 288 00:31:17,481 --> 00:31:20,921 I don't have that much in the register. - Let's go to the cash machine. 289 00:31:21,081 --> 00:31:24,041 Merja's hair is wet. - Merja will be fine. 290 00:31:30,201 --> 00:31:32,321 Blow some at my face. 291 00:31:44,921 --> 00:31:47,481 Should we have a safe word? 292 00:31:48,721 --> 00:31:50,481 What? 293 00:31:50,641 --> 00:31:53,441 I did some googling, and in a relationship like this, - 294 00:31:53,601 --> 00:31:56,121 there should be a safe word. 295 00:31:56,281 --> 00:31:59,121 You use it when lines are crossed. 296 00:32:00,481 --> 00:32:03,121 Do you think we have a relationship? 297 00:32:03,281 --> 00:32:06,401 What's wrong with you men? 298 00:32:06,561 --> 00:32:09,921 Someone looks you in the eye and you think that's a relationship. 299 00:32:11,881 --> 00:32:13,801 I'm sorry. 300 00:32:14,041 --> 00:32:16,041 Two hundred. 301 00:32:18,521 --> 00:32:21,961 Hauki and I are now going steady. 302 00:32:24,761 --> 00:32:27,481 He thinks we are dating. 303 00:32:30,121 --> 00:32:31,161 Hi there. 304 00:32:32,441 --> 00:32:34,321 Hello. Pirkko. 305 00:32:34,961 --> 00:32:39,161 I haven't seen you at choir practice for a while. - Yeah. 306 00:32:40,361 --> 00:32:42,801 I haven't been invited anymore. 307 00:32:43,361 --> 00:32:47,361 Is it because the Reverend owes us for sahti? 308 00:32:48,321 --> 00:32:52,281 I think it's because you had to come sober. 309 00:32:52,961 --> 00:32:57,041 Anyway, we've come to collect. - God bless you. 310 00:33:06,761 --> 00:33:11,161 We are still 200 short. - Doesn't anyone owe us anymore? 311 00:33:11,321 --> 00:33:13,481 Rane did.- Goddamn. 312 00:33:14,201 --> 00:33:16,281 Hauki! Do you have any money? 313 00:33:16,441 --> 00:33:18,921 A couple of tenners. - Let's have it. 314 00:33:22,001 --> 00:33:26,561 Hey, let's borrow some from Dad. - No way. Never. 315 00:33:28,841 --> 00:33:30,881 Did the sahti turn out well? 316 00:33:31,041 --> 00:33:34,681 For Päivi's wedding? Yeah, it turned out great. 317 00:33:36,801 --> 00:33:38,921 Didn't you bring any samples? 318 00:33:39,841 --> 00:33:42,401 We ran out of clean canisters. 319 00:33:42,961 --> 00:33:45,641 Don't tell me you put hops in it? - No. 320 00:33:46,321 --> 00:33:48,641 Didn't you brew the sahti at Koistinens' wedding? 321 00:33:48,801 --> 00:33:51,161 That wasn't any good. - We didn't use hops. 322 00:33:51,321 --> 00:33:55,761 This time, it's top-notch. - Good. 323 00:33:56,841 --> 00:34:00,161 Bad sahti ruins weddings and funerals. 324 00:34:00,321 --> 00:34:05,681 This is from Arja's wort. A little old, but still alright. 325 00:34:06,081 --> 00:34:09,841 Aren't you having any? - I took some Antabuse this morning. 326 00:34:12,041 --> 00:34:15,561 It's still very tasty. - Very palatable. 327 00:34:17,041 --> 00:34:20,921 So, we were thinking about a joint wedding present. 328 00:34:21,641 --> 00:34:26,281 Isn't the sahti enough? - Yes, but something extra. 329 00:34:26,441 --> 00:34:31,041 Like a spa vacation. - That would be nice. 330 00:34:31,201 --> 00:34:32,841 Wanna pitch in? - How much? 331 00:34:33,001 --> 00:34:36,441 A couple of hundred. - That's quite a lot. 332 00:34:37,601 --> 00:34:40,201 Taina was thinking that... 333 00:34:40,361 --> 00:34:43,681 They might have some foot treatments for Päivi. 334 00:34:46,241 --> 00:34:51,161 I mean for the stump. Stump treatments or... 335 00:34:55,001 --> 00:34:58,241 Taina, don't you think you should let it go? 336 00:35:02,641 --> 00:35:05,601 Did you say two hundred? - Two fifty is better. 337 00:35:07,321 --> 00:35:10,601 Thank you, Antabuse! Dad can't have sahti at the wedding. 338 00:35:10,761 --> 00:35:12,881 We won't get caught. - What did you just do? 339 00:35:13,041 --> 00:35:16,681 I got us the missing money. - You used me as an excuse. 340 00:35:16,841 --> 00:35:19,921 Well, sorry. - My stomach is still churning. 341 00:35:20,081 --> 00:35:24,041 Hold it in. Let's go buy some overpriced sahti. 342 00:35:24,361 --> 00:35:26,401 I'll do the talking. 343 00:35:49,281 --> 00:35:51,721 What do you need, Yeast Sisters? 344 00:35:53,081 --> 00:35:55,961 We want to buy 100 litres of sahti. 345 00:35:56,121 --> 00:35:58,681 Did you drink all of your own? 346 00:35:59,281 --> 00:36:01,401 How much? 347 00:36:01,561 --> 00:36:04,841 What do you boys think of the Turpeinens' own brew? 348 00:36:05,001 --> 00:36:08,801 Yeasty shit. - Exactly. 349 00:36:11,401 --> 00:36:12,921 Apologize. 350 00:36:14,241 --> 00:36:16,681 I hear you've been dumping prices. 351 00:36:17,201 --> 00:36:20,161 Selling nosedrip as good sahti. 352 00:36:20,321 --> 00:36:23,841 You deserved yeasty sahti. - What kind of sahti do you deserve? 353 00:36:24,001 --> 00:36:27,521 We'll pay 6 euros per litre. - You deserve nothing. 354 00:36:28,121 --> 00:36:29,121 7 euros. 355 00:36:29,281 --> 00:36:32,361 Give me Grandpa's kuurina, and I will sell. 356 00:36:32,521 --> 00:36:34,521 The kuurina stays with us. 357 00:36:38,321 --> 00:36:40,281 Hauki, join us for a sauna. 358 00:36:45,401 --> 00:36:47,321 Do you want my permission? 359 00:36:49,241 --> 00:36:51,641 What do you want me to do? 360 00:36:51,801 --> 00:36:54,681 Grow a set of balls. - Come on! 361 00:36:56,921 --> 00:36:59,601 Go, since you clearly want to. 362 00:37:01,001 --> 00:37:02,921 Go! 363 00:37:06,321 --> 00:37:08,481 I wouldn't mind someone to wash my back. 364 00:37:08,641 --> 00:37:10,841 Hauki will wash it. 365 00:37:12,721 --> 00:37:18,441 We should have apologized. - I'm never apologizing to him. 366 00:37:18,601 --> 00:37:20,601 We should have just lied. 367 00:37:21,321 --> 00:37:24,841 No, you can't give them even an inch. 368 00:37:26,241 --> 00:37:31,001 What do we do now? - We go to Matkis. A beer pause. 369 00:37:36,801 --> 00:37:40,161 Hi. - Hi. What can I get you? 370 00:37:40,841 --> 00:37:44,641 Two pints, two Jägers and storage for the billhook. - Got it. 371 00:37:48,561 --> 00:37:51,281 Where is everybody? - No idea. 372 00:37:51,441 --> 00:37:53,841 This tastes like horse piss after our sahti. 373 00:37:54,001 --> 00:37:55,881 My stomach is still upset. 374 00:37:56,041 --> 00:37:58,201 Have a Jäger. - I can't. 375 00:37:58,361 --> 00:38:00,761 It's medicine. - No. 376 00:38:02,041 --> 00:38:06,641 Would you like to sign Rane's condolence card? - Of course. 377 00:38:06,801 --> 00:38:09,881 Now I have the names of all my regulars. 378 00:38:10,041 --> 00:38:13,601 When's the funeral? - It started at half past eleven. 379 00:38:13,761 --> 00:38:15,641 Today? 380 00:38:15,801 --> 00:38:19,241 I see. Where's the memorial service? 381 00:38:19,401 --> 00:38:21,361 At Maitobaari. 382 00:38:23,521 --> 00:38:25,561 Let's empty our mugs and go. 383 00:38:33,841 --> 00:38:36,281 We can't steal Rane's sahti. 384 00:38:37,241 --> 00:38:40,761 He owes us. And he's dead. 385 00:38:54,681 --> 00:38:56,641 I need to use the loo. 386 00:38:58,001 --> 00:39:00,521 It's Ponu. - Hello! 387 00:39:00,681 --> 00:39:02,721 I brought you sahti. - How much? 388 00:39:02,881 --> 00:39:05,321 A hundred litres. - Let's go. 389 00:39:13,481 --> 00:39:14,841 Move it! 390 00:39:21,921 --> 00:39:24,761 Oh, fuck no! Goddamnit... 391 00:39:29,361 --> 00:39:32,361 Ponu is coming! Hurry, for fuck's sake! 392 00:39:40,481 --> 00:39:41,681 What..? 393 00:39:41,921 --> 00:39:45,521 Who took a shit in my truck? - I see a boat! 394 00:39:51,681 --> 00:39:53,721 There are no life jackets! 395 00:40:10,001 --> 00:40:14,881 It was touch and go for a minute, but this turned out great. 396 00:40:15,041 --> 00:40:18,321 Ponu will know we took his sahti. - Oh, my... 397 00:40:27,721 --> 00:40:29,481 Wow! 398 00:40:30,601 --> 00:40:33,641 Ponu's sahti is better than his moonshine. 399 00:40:39,441 --> 00:40:42,241 This is good. Eight, eight and a half. - Right. 400 00:40:42,401 --> 00:40:47,161 I wish I had a cigarette. This would call for a victory smoke! 401 00:40:47,321 --> 00:40:48,961 Don't drink anymore. 402 00:40:49,121 --> 00:40:53,321 Päivi won't notice whether it's a hundred or ninety-nine litres. 403 00:40:53,481 --> 00:40:58,121 We promised her a hundred. Don't. - You don't owe her anything. 404 00:40:58,721 --> 00:41:01,681 I owe her a leg. - Give me a break. 405 00:41:03,801 --> 00:41:06,041 Nobody forced her in that car. 406 00:41:06,201 --> 00:41:09,241 We were all drunk. She just got unlucky. 407 00:41:10,561 --> 00:41:15,201 If I had lost all my limbs, I wouldn't be a bitter torso. 408 00:41:15,961 --> 00:41:19,561 Can you row, torso? - Start the motor. 409 00:41:20,201 --> 00:41:21,841 You're right. 410 00:41:34,201 --> 00:41:37,321 Do what your sister does and give her some fuel. 411 00:41:39,681 --> 00:41:42,881 Do I have to come and show you? - No, you don't. 412 00:41:43,041 --> 00:41:46,001 I'll come. - Don't rock it! 413 00:41:46,161 --> 00:41:50,321 Stop complaining and pull. Harder! 414 00:41:50,481 --> 00:41:51,841 Harder! 415 00:41:52,521 --> 00:41:53,961 Ow, fucking hell! 416 00:42:06,201 --> 00:42:10,841 Taina, I got one. I managed to save one. 417 00:42:13,001 --> 00:42:14,961 Pirk..! 418 00:42:18,961 --> 00:42:21,801 Goddamn it! - Pirkko! 419 00:42:36,881 --> 00:42:40,361 Here you go. Grab it! 420 00:42:42,001 --> 00:42:44,041 There you go. 421 00:42:49,881 --> 00:42:52,321 At least my jeans got washed. 422 00:42:55,601 --> 00:42:57,201 Fucking hell! 423 00:42:57,361 --> 00:42:59,561 A hundred litres at the bottom of a lake - 424 00:42:59,721 --> 00:43:02,721 because you can't be bothered to learn how to swim! 425 00:43:02,881 --> 00:43:05,401 There's some left. - Yeast. 426 00:43:14,481 --> 00:43:17,561 Do I need stiches? - It doesn't look that bad. 427 00:43:18,401 --> 00:43:21,361 Why did you smack me in the face? - I did what you asked. 428 00:43:22,441 --> 00:43:25,241 Did I ask you to whip me in the face? 429 00:43:27,001 --> 00:43:28,921 You got what you asked for. 430 00:43:29,721 --> 00:43:31,841 Oh, like Päivi? 431 00:43:37,721 --> 00:43:40,321 What? - Fuck you. 432 00:43:44,481 --> 00:43:46,361 Hey! 433 00:43:47,921 --> 00:43:50,041 Come on! 434 00:44:03,401 --> 00:44:06,881 Oh, I was expecting Päivi. 435 00:44:07,401 --> 00:44:11,721 Is it raining outside? - No. 436 00:44:17,001 --> 00:44:18,921 There you go. 437 00:44:27,961 --> 00:44:31,441 A pint and two Jägers. - You left your billhook. 438 00:44:32,201 --> 00:44:34,281 Keep it safe. 439 00:44:44,641 --> 00:44:48,441 Did you have a fight with Pirkko? - Yeah. 440 00:44:52,081 --> 00:44:55,721 Should you move out of the farm? 441 00:44:58,561 --> 00:45:03,201 I think you might not be the best company for each other. 442 00:45:05,121 --> 00:45:07,321 It's still company. 443 00:45:14,201 --> 00:45:16,521 Pirkko. - Look at you. 444 00:45:16,681 --> 00:45:19,361 Is this seat taken? - Go ahead. 445 00:45:22,761 --> 00:45:27,561 I was just at Rane's funeral. And there was no sahti. 446 00:45:27,721 --> 00:45:31,561 Wow. - What a disgrace. 447 00:45:32,761 --> 00:45:36,281 He loved sahti so much he turned the same colour. 448 00:45:38,601 --> 00:45:45,321 Ponu claimed the sahti was stolen. - Wow. Hey, let's... 449 00:45:45,481 --> 00:45:48,161 A toast to Rane! - To Rane. 450 00:45:52,601 --> 00:45:57,761 What's that on your face? - A nose. Get us another round. 451 00:45:57,921 --> 00:46:04,841 Rane was a great man. I remember... - The best arm wrestler! 452 00:46:09,001 --> 00:46:15,961 He busted the arm of that guy from Hartola just like that! Pow! 453 00:46:18,881 --> 00:46:23,361 Hey, should you call it a day? 454 00:46:24,441 --> 00:46:27,161 Yeah, one more for the road. 455 00:46:53,561 --> 00:46:54,681 Sirkku called. 456 00:46:54,841 --> 00:46:59,321 Pirkko had a seizure and the ambulance is taking her to Lahti. 457 00:46:59,481 --> 00:47:01,881 What? - Pirkko is at the hospital. 458 00:47:02,641 --> 00:47:03,721 Not again. 459 00:47:09,841 --> 00:47:11,921 Hauki. 460 00:47:13,161 --> 00:47:15,041 I'm going to see her. - I'll come with you. 461 00:47:15,201 --> 00:47:18,401 No! You said Päivi was coming over. 462 00:47:18,561 --> 00:47:22,321 Don't say anything. I don't want her to worry. 463 00:47:26,721 --> 00:47:29,241 What happened to her? 464 00:47:31,441 --> 00:47:33,521 No fucking idea. 465 00:47:39,521 --> 00:47:42,041 CENTRAL HOSPITAL 466 00:47:43,881 --> 00:47:45,801 Pirkko, over here! 467 00:47:47,041 --> 00:47:50,921 Let's get out of here. Hands off, goddammit! 468 00:47:51,081 --> 00:47:53,321 I just nod off a little - 469 00:47:53,481 --> 00:47:57,201 and they ram saline into my gut. To Manibaari! 470 00:48:00,001 --> 00:48:01,561 I'll call Päivi. 471 00:48:01,721 --> 00:48:07,241 I'll explain and apologize. - No! Our reputation is on the line. 472 00:48:07,401 --> 00:48:11,521 Everyone will be expecting sahti. Päivi would never forgive us. 473 00:48:12,281 --> 00:48:15,361 This is a matter of honour. 474 00:48:15,521 --> 00:48:17,641 You have alcohol poisoning. 475 00:48:17,801 --> 00:48:20,841 Please. I'm not even jaundiced yet. 476 00:48:22,481 --> 00:48:25,121 Hauki, who has sahti? 477 00:48:25,481 --> 00:48:27,801 I don't know. - Find out. 478 00:48:27,961 --> 00:48:31,921 And get us another round. - You have my wallet. 479 00:48:38,681 --> 00:48:40,641 A small one for me. 480 00:48:43,281 --> 00:48:46,401 What's wrong with him? - I don't know. 481 00:48:46,561 --> 00:48:49,081 Men always fall for me. 482 00:48:57,721 --> 00:48:59,321 There is? 483 00:48:59,481 --> 00:49:02,201 That's great, thanks. 484 00:49:04,721 --> 00:49:07,601 There you go, enjoy. - Thank you. 485 00:49:07,761 --> 00:49:09,561 What is that? 486 00:49:11,801 --> 00:49:16,081 Salami pizza. - What? We can't eat now! 487 00:49:16,241 --> 00:49:18,801 That will make us crash. - Sorry. 488 00:49:19,681 --> 00:49:22,241 I'm really starving. 489 00:49:24,001 --> 00:49:26,681 Well, eat. - Thank you. 490 00:49:31,641 --> 00:49:33,521 I asked around. 491 00:49:35,161 --> 00:49:37,081 There is a painting bee over in Lahdenpohja. 492 00:49:37,241 --> 00:49:39,641 They have at least 50 litres. 493 00:49:40,601 --> 00:49:42,441 And a graduation at Nuoramoinen. 494 00:49:42,601 --> 00:49:47,961 They might have another fifty, if not more. - Good. 495 00:49:48,841 --> 00:49:52,521 Lahdenpohja isn't far. Let's hit that first. 496 00:49:53,321 --> 00:49:56,961 How were you going to get it? - Maybe I'll steal it. 497 00:49:57,641 --> 00:50:00,241 No... - Which is worse? 498 00:50:00,401 --> 00:50:03,561 Not providing the sahti to your sister's wedding - 499 00:50:03,721 --> 00:50:07,401 or stealing from non-family? - On one condition. 500 00:50:08,961 --> 00:50:11,841 After the wedding, we don't drink for a month. 501 00:50:12,881 --> 00:50:14,321 Absolutely. 502 00:50:14,481 --> 00:50:17,441 We can dry out until Christmas! 503 00:50:17,881 --> 00:50:20,401 Let's empty our mugs and go. 504 00:50:51,401 --> 00:50:53,401 We're here. 505 00:50:54,401 --> 00:50:55,761 Okay. 506 00:50:55,921 --> 00:50:59,001 Stay here, we'll be leaving fast. 507 00:51:24,881 --> 00:51:28,841 We're out of sahti! - Just a second. 508 00:51:37,521 --> 00:51:39,241 Look. 509 00:51:45,641 --> 00:51:47,201 Okay. 510 00:51:58,081 --> 00:52:00,681 Look. Look at this! 511 00:52:03,201 --> 00:52:05,201 Must be 50 litres. 512 00:52:08,321 --> 00:52:10,721 Let's have a taste. - Sure. 513 00:52:14,721 --> 00:52:16,921 Eight and a half. 514 00:52:19,321 --> 00:52:21,201 Seven and a half. 515 00:52:22,401 --> 00:52:25,721 You're right. A bit too banana-like. 516 00:52:27,521 --> 00:52:30,681 But for the after hours wedding party... 517 00:52:30,841 --> 00:52:34,161 How should we do this? - Grab the canisters and run. 518 00:52:36,881 --> 00:52:39,481 But we're not in any hurry here. 519 00:52:41,921 --> 00:52:45,241 Let's have a pickle, to keep our strength up. 520 00:52:47,881 --> 00:52:51,281 Good idea. We won't get queasy. 521 00:53:00,041 --> 00:53:05,161 It goes really well with the sahti. - So good, so good. 522 00:53:05,321 --> 00:53:09,761 Sweet and sour, hand in hand. 523 00:53:10,601 --> 00:53:13,001 Should we have seconds? - No... 524 00:53:15,201 --> 00:53:16,641 Just half a cup. 525 00:53:22,081 --> 00:53:25,241 Fucking hell! - Hey, what are you doing? 526 00:53:25,401 --> 00:53:28,481 Let's go! Goddamnit! 527 00:53:37,201 --> 00:53:39,161 Don't spill it! 528 00:53:40,161 --> 00:53:41,681 Wake up! 529 00:53:44,401 --> 00:53:46,761 Drive! Lock the doors! 530 00:53:46,921 --> 00:53:50,481 Open the door! Where do you think you're going with my sahti? 531 00:53:50,641 --> 00:53:55,001 Go! - Give back my sahti! It's mine! 532 00:53:56,401 --> 00:53:58,521 That fucking jerk! 533 00:54:16,041 --> 00:54:17,961 Why weren't we invited? 534 00:54:18,121 --> 00:54:21,081 I sold them some yeasty sahti. - Why? 535 00:54:21,481 --> 00:54:24,241 Jaana was talking shit about us. - What did she say? 536 00:54:24,401 --> 00:54:26,561 She called us drunks. - Us? 537 00:54:26,721 --> 00:54:28,481 Well, me. 538 00:54:28,641 --> 00:54:32,041 Hi, Jorma! - Hi! 539 00:54:32,201 --> 00:54:35,601 What are you doing here? - I'm Enni's godfather. 540 00:54:35,761 --> 00:54:40,161 What's up? Are you alright? - Very well. 541 00:54:40,321 --> 00:54:43,841 Saved by the siren! 542 00:54:45,201 --> 00:54:50,161 Oh, what's this? - Tarshine. 543 00:54:51,081 --> 00:54:55,081 Tar liquorice and moonshine? - No, sauna aroma and moonshine. 544 00:54:55,241 --> 00:54:57,201 Fresh. 545 00:54:58,081 --> 00:55:01,441 You can say that again. - I'll put that away... 546 00:55:02,361 --> 00:55:04,641 Okay, it's nice to see you. 547 00:55:04,801 --> 00:55:08,441 Congratulations. - Thank you. 548 00:55:08,601 --> 00:55:12,281 Here is a little something. - Thanks! 549 00:55:13,001 --> 00:55:18,081 Many congratulations. Here's a little gift. 550 00:55:18,241 --> 00:55:22,761 Congrats. To the mother as well. - Welcome, thank you. 551 00:55:22,921 --> 00:55:26,641 And to the father. - Congratulations. 552 00:55:26,801 --> 00:55:30,121 Thanks for the invitation. - You're welcome. 553 00:55:39,001 --> 00:55:41,001 Not too soft. Seven. 554 00:55:41,601 --> 00:55:46,961 I prefer this sweeter kind. It has a faint marshmallowy taste. 555 00:55:47,561 --> 00:55:49,401 I give it a nine. 556 00:55:49,801 --> 00:55:52,001 The Reverend likes free sahti. 557 00:55:52,161 --> 00:55:57,081 The hops counter the sweetness nicely. Eight minus. 558 00:55:57,521 --> 00:56:00,841 Sahti is always good. - Peasant. 559 00:56:02,921 --> 00:56:05,801 Did you try the sandwich cake yet? 560 00:56:05,961 --> 00:56:10,281 I am sticking to liquid bread today. - I can't. I'll get sleepy. 561 00:56:32,241 --> 00:56:34,041 Check that out. 562 00:56:47,001 --> 00:56:49,361 How do we take it? 563 00:56:50,241 --> 00:56:53,081 Wait here. I'll distract them. 564 00:57:00,681 --> 00:57:03,921 Hey, slacker. "The Moonlight Foxtrot." 565 00:57:08,041 --> 00:57:12,801 Hello, everybody! Gather around! 566 00:57:13,801 --> 00:57:18,081 The thing is... Enni, hey. 567 00:57:18,241 --> 00:57:20,961 Brilliant. Hey, Enni... 568 00:57:21,121 --> 00:57:25,521 I want to give you this... 569 00:57:26,921 --> 00:57:32,761 Song! By Sysmä's very own, Olavi Virta. 570 00:57:35,201 --> 00:57:40,121 Enni, you graduated from... 571 00:57:41,201 --> 00:57:47,081 Well, you graduated. And, umm... Education! 572 00:57:49,761 --> 00:57:52,961 Education is important, - 573 00:57:53,121 --> 00:57:56,801 but it shouldn't take you away from here. 574 00:57:58,481 --> 00:58:02,241 Enni, promise me you will never leave here! 575 00:58:09,561 --> 00:58:14,001 While walking in the moonlight 576 00:58:14,161 --> 00:58:17,521 I seal within my heart so tight 577 00:58:17,681 --> 00:58:23,561 My feelings so lovelorn 578 00:58:24,441 --> 00:58:29,401 Like those waves crashing ashore 579 00:58:29,561 --> 00:58:32,921 My memories hit me once more 580 00:58:33,081 --> 00:58:38,001 Until the break of dawn 581 00:58:40,161 --> 00:58:46,801 Never will I let you slip my mind 582 00:58:46,961 --> 00:58:52,681 For you I pine Remembering our time 583 00:58:52,841 --> 00:58:55,441 Should I stop them? - Don't. We'll get rid of them. 584 00:58:55,601 --> 00:58:59,641 Now only tears in my eyes 585 00:58:59,801 --> 00:59:02,601 Come to meet my goodbyes 586 00:59:02,761 --> 00:59:05,241 We have the 100 litres! 587 00:59:08,081 --> 00:59:11,601 This calls for a victory smoke. Hauki! Give us a cig! 588 00:59:11,761 --> 00:59:13,721 And a light! 589 00:59:16,441 --> 00:59:18,921 Ow, goddammit! - What the fuck? 590 00:59:19,081 --> 00:59:20,561 Hikkanen! - What happened? 591 00:59:20,721 --> 00:59:22,361 We need something cold! 592 00:59:22,521 --> 00:59:25,361 Should I pull over? - No, drive on! 593 00:59:25,521 --> 00:59:29,761 Hold the sahti against it. - Does it look bad? 594 00:59:29,921 --> 00:59:32,041 Tell me, is it bad? 595 00:59:32,201 --> 00:59:34,921 Now we can see whenever you're level. 596 00:59:35,481 --> 00:59:38,401 Help! Ow, it hurts! 597 00:59:39,761 --> 00:59:43,441 It's not that bad. - No? 598 00:59:46,801 --> 00:59:49,521 Back up! Back up, back up! 599 00:59:54,201 --> 00:59:55,601 Lock the doors! 600 00:59:55,761 --> 00:59:57,441 You're not getting the sahti! 601 00:59:57,601 --> 01:00:02,761 Open up, or we will break the windows! - No way! 602 01:00:03,321 --> 01:00:04,921 Oh shit! 603 01:00:07,881 --> 01:00:12,001 We're not opening! 604 01:00:13,041 --> 01:00:15,521 I think we should open. 605 01:00:17,161 --> 01:00:18,881 Okay! 606 01:00:19,881 --> 01:00:22,441 Goddamn! - Hands off! 607 01:00:23,881 --> 01:00:25,601 What the fuck? 608 01:00:26,841 --> 01:00:30,321 What happened to your nose? - I'm not telling you anything! 609 01:00:30,481 --> 01:00:33,561 If you were men, we would break your legs. 610 01:00:34,641 --> 01:00:39,801 Don't give me that. You couldn't break the legs off a wooden horse. 611 01:00:40,641 --> 01:00:43,681 I have no problems hitting a woman. 612 01:00:45,641 --> 01:00:48,361 Everybody knows that. 613 01:00:52,521 --> 01:00:54,241 Paavo, listen... 614 01:01:04,121 --> 01:01:06,001 Let's go. 615 01:01:09,361 --> 01:01:11,721 You fucking bunch of apes! 616 01:01:13,921 --> 01:01:15,841 Did they take it all? 617 01:01:24,921 --> 01:01:29,241 Now what do we do? Where can we find more sahti? 618 01:01:29,761 --> 01:01:34,761 What do we do? - Nothing. We're done. 619 01:01:34,921 --> 01:01:37,801 We're not giving up now! 620 01:01:37,961 --> 01:01:42,321 We are going to dive for the sahti at the bottom of the lake. 621 01:01:42,481 --> 01:01:44,081 Dive? - Yes. 622 01:01:44,241 --> 01:01:47,921 In what fucking dreamland do you live in? 623 01:01:48,081 --> 01:01:50,121 I can't even swim! 624 01:01:50,561 --> 01:01:53,401 You row and I dive. Or Hauki dives. 625 01:01:53,561 --> 01:01:54,961 I don't mind... - Shut up! 626 01:01:55,121 --> 01:01:57,201 No, I'm giving up! 627 01:01:58,881 --> 01:02:01,521 Nothing ever works out! 628 01:02:03,161 --> 01:02:05,601 "Try art therapy." Be my guest! 629 01:02:06,161 --> 01:02:09,001 Now, the shack is full of mosaic crap! - They are great. 630 01:02:09,161 --> 01:02:12,681 Everything started going to shit thirty years ago. 631 01:02:15,961 --> 01:02:17,601 Päivi... 632 01:02:21,441 --> 01:02:24,041 Päivi might still have both her legs! 633 01:02:24,481 --> 01:02:26,361 We wouldn't be a pair of drunks. - We're not drunks! 634 01:02:26,521 --> 01:02:28,041 Then what the fuck are we? 635 01:02:28,201 --> 01:02:32,801 We're quitting after the wedding. No drunks can do that. 636 01:02:37,001 --> 01:02:39,441 I know things would be better. 637 01:02:40,521 --> 01:02:43,641 You mean if you hadn't been driving, things would be better? 638 01:02:44,921 --> 01:02:46,641 Yes. 639 01:02:48,321 --> 01:02:51,121 Well, you were not driving. - Don't... 640 01:02:51,761 --> 01:02:54,681 Give me a fucking break! - I was driving. 641 01:02:57,081 --> 01:02:59,361 You were riding shotgun. 642 01:03:00,961 --> 01:03:04,081 When the car flipped over, I was thrown out - 643 01:03:04,241 --> 01:03:06,361 and you were thrown behind the wheel. 644 01:03:06,521 --> 01:03:08,961 Everybody thought you were driving. 645 01:03:13,201 --> 01:03:15,641 What the fuck are you saying? 646 01:03:20,121 --> 01:03:22,361 Why didn't you say anything? 647 01:03:22,521 --> 01:03:25,601 I was unconscious for a week at the hospital, - 648 01:03:25,761 --> 01:03:29,441 and when I came to, I didn't remember it at first. 649 01:03:37,761 --> 01:03:41,481 I have been blaming myself for thirty years. - Well, sorry. 650 01:03:43,361 --> 01:03:47,041 It was hard to tell you once everything was sorted out. 651 01:03:47,201 --> 01:03:50,441 And besides, I would have lost my driver's licence. 652 01:03:50,601 --> 01:03:53,481 You didn't have a licence to lose. 653 01:03:58,681 --> 01:04:00,201 Driver's licence? 654 01:04:08,201 --> 01:04:12,161 So, now hitting is allowed? Get the hell away from me! 655 01:04:33,441 --> 01:04:35,361 Not my nose! 656 01:04:47,401 --> 01:04:49,681 Päivi is calling. 657 01:04:55,721 --> 01:04:59,161 Hi there. - Hi! Is everything ready? 658 01:04:59,321 --> 01:05:00,641 Yes, yes. -Great. 659 01:05:00,801 --> 01:05:05,321 Take the sahti to the venue before church.- We will. 660 01:05:05,481 --> 01:05:08,561 See you and thanks up front.- Bye. 661 01:05:13,601 --> 01:05:16,361 We still have until morning. 662 01:05:17,201 --> 01:05:19,961 I don't have to get her any sahti. 663 01:05:20,441 --> 01:05:22,281 I'm not the one who crippled her. 664 01:05:25,321 --> 01:05:28,001 Taina, where are you going? 665 01:05:29,521 --> 01:05:31,201 Taina! 666 01:05:58,521 --> 01:06:00,201 Pirkko... 667 01:06:07,041 --> 01:06:09,081 Can I come in? 668 01:06:38,161 --> 01:06:40,601 I didn't have the guts to tell you. 669 01:06:45,601 --> 01:06:48,681 I knew no one would forgive me. 670 01:06:53,401 --> 01:06:55,481 I would be left alone. 671 01:07:00,961 --> 01:07:02,521 You would have left. 672 01:07:10,281 --> 01:07:12,361 You wanna fight? 673 01:07:14,041 --> 01:07:16,081 Let's fight some more. 674 01:07:17,681 --> 01:07:20,201 You can punch me if you want. 675 01:07:23,001 --> 01:07:25,161 I can tell Päivi. 676 01:07:28,961 --> 01:07:30,681 Say something. 677 01:07:37,161 --> 01:07:39,521 I just want you to get the fuck out. 678 01:07:42,361 --> 01:07:44,921 You have never respected me. 679 01:09:32,721 --> 01:09:34,881 Pirkko, get up! 680 01:09:35,041 --> 01:09:37,881 Put on a dress. The wedding is today. 681 01:09:39,161 --> 01:09:40,761 What? 682 01:09:40,921 --> 01:09:43,601 Let's get them the sahti and then we have to dry out. 683 01:09:43,761 --> 01:09:46,801 Sure, we already agreed on that. 684 01:09:46,961 --> 01:09:49,161 We'll get on the wagon. 685 01:09:51,561 --> 01:09:53,881 But not quite yet. 686 01:09:54,041 --> 01:09:57,361 What's your plan? Are we going diving? 687 01:09:57,561 --> 01:09:59,161 No, but you'll do as I say. 688 01:10:00,561 --> 01:10:03,161 Boy, do I feel relieved. 689 01:10:03,721 --> 01:10:06,041 I'm glad I got it out. 690 01:10:07,041 --> 01:10:11,641 It has been weighing on my mind. - Done. 691 01:10:12,801 --> 01:10:16,401 Does my nose look horrible? - Yes, it is horrible. 692 01:10:17,681 --> 01:10:19,721 Let's put some powder on it. 693 01:10:19,881 --> 01:10:23,281 We won't make it to the church. - Who cares. Step on it. 694 01:10:23,441 --> 01:10:26,521 Taina, we have to make a stop. 695 01:10:26,681 --> 01:10:28,481 Hauki, let's make a stop. 696 01:10:53,361 --> 01:10:55,081 Aren't you two pretty. 697 01:10:56,761 --> 01:10:58,841 We want the hundred litres. 698 01:10:59,201 --> 01:11:01,161 But you're not getting it. 699 01:11:01,761 --> 01:11:04,001 We'll stop selling sahti. 700 01:11:06,201 --> 01:11:07,361 For good? - For the rest of the year. 701 01:11:07,521 --> 01:11:12,241 No, for good. - I don't believe you. 702 01:11:13,041 --> 01:11:16,881 We can't continue, as we're giving you our kuurina. 703 01:11:30,601 --> 01:11:33,321 Oh, man... 704 01:11:40,001 --> 01:11:43,281 We're in a bit of a hurry. Is it a deal? 705 01:11:45,161 --> 01:11:49,401 No. Not until Pirkko apologizes. 706 01:11:49,841 --> 01:11:52,121 I'm not fucking apologizing for anything. 707 01:11:52,281 --> 01:11:56,321 You sold me yeasty sahti and shit in my truck! 708 01:11:56,481 --> 01:11:57,921 Apologize! - I will not! 709 01:11:58,081 --> 01:12:01,361 Pirkko, apologize! You promised to do what I say. 710 01:12:02,881 --> 01:12:04,921 Pirkko, right now. 711 01:12:09,921 --> 01:12:12,961 Well... Forgive me. 712 01:12:21,441 --> 01:12:24,161 I won't forgive you nor give you any sahti. 713 01:12:24,321 --> 01:12:28,321 What's the fucking problem? Why can't you just sell us the sahti? 714 01:12:28,481 --> 01:12:32,161 You got the kuurina you've always wanted. - It has always been mine. 715 01:12:32,321 --> 01:12:35,401 You will sell us the sahti right now. - Or what? 716 01:12:36,881 --> 01:12:39,681 Get your hands off Taina. - Drop the billhook. 717 01:12:48,121 --> 01:12:49,721 Good. 718 01:12:50,401 --> 01:12:53,201 I will forget about this if Taina gives me a kiss. 719 01:12:53,361 --> 01:12:56,361 What the fuck are you on about? 720 01:12:58,361 --> 01:13:01,561 You don't have any respect towards us. - Not really. 721 01:13:20,841 --> 01:13:23,281 I should gas up the car. 722 01:13:23,921 --> 01:13:27,801 With gasoline, not diesel... 723 01:13:33,561 --> 01:13:35,361 What did you do? - I tried to scare him. 724 01:13:35,521 --> 01:13:37,161 You did. - Is he alive? 725 01:13:37,321 --> 01:13:38,921 He is. - He needs the hospital. 726 01:13:39,081 --> 01:13:41,161 There's no time! 727 01:13:41,321 --> 01:13:44,561 Throw him in the back and Hauki can take him. I'll get the sahti. 728 01:13:48,401 --> 01:13:51,601 You get five euros per litre. That's twice its worth. 729 01:13:57,881 --> 01:13:59,721 Six euros. 730 01:14:01,041 --> 01:14:04,601 Alright. But only because I hit you with the billhook. 731 01:14:05,001 --> 01:14:07,041 And we're not stopping brewing sahti. 732 01:14:07,201 --> 01:14:10,721 And you can't have the kuurina. And I want my billhook back! 733 01:14:13,561 --> 01:14:16,001 Where do we get a driver? - I'll drive. 734 01:14:16,161 --> 01:14:18,841 You're drunk. - A lightning never strikes twice. 735 01:14:23,361 --> 01:14:26,441 Do you still have all your limbs? - Wait... I do! 736 01:14:27,441 --> 01:14:29,801 Are they still working? - Yes. 737 01:14:30,521 --> 01:14:32,961 Is the sahti alright? - Yes! 738 01:14:41,081 --> 01:14:43,161 Don't shake them! 739 01:14:43,481 --> 01:14:45,921 Can we agree to never drink and drive again? 740 01:14:46,081 --> 01:14:48,921 Unless we really have to! - Hurry up! 741 01:14:56,521 --> 01:14:59,881 Stop your fucking car, we're crossing here! 742 01:15:20,881 --> 01:15:22,121 Hi there. 743 01:15:22,281 --> 01:15:25,161 We brought the sahti! - Congratulations! 744 01:15:27,001 --> 01:15:28,641 What happened to you? 745 01:15:29,881 --> 01:15:33,241 We overslept and rushed straight over. - Right. 746 01:15:33,401 --> 01:15:36,321 Bring the sahti inside. Let the party begin! 747 01:16:21,601 --> 01:16:24,121 What are you doing? - I have to taste this. 748 01:16:24,281 --> 01:16:26,081 What about your Antabuse? 749 01:16:26,241 --> 01:16:30,201 I skipped it, when I heard you brewed a ten-point batch. 750 01:16:43,041 --> 01:16:47,681 Around here, nobody is born or buried - 751 01:16:47,841 --> 01:16:51,881 nor especially married without sahti. 752 01:16:53,161 --> 01:16:58,681 And as everybody knows, bad sahti brings bad luck. 753 01:17:00,721 --> 01:17:02,361 On that note... 754 01:17:31,441 --> 01:17:32,961 Very tasty. 755 01:17:34,201 --> 01:17:36,441 It'll sure make you thirsty. 756 01:17:36,601 --> 01:17:42,321 Päivi and Nestori. This sahti promises you a bright future. 757 01:17:42,921 --> 01:17:46,161 Many congratulations! - Congratulations! 758 01:17:48,601 --> 01:17:51,121 Yes. That's the ticket. 759 01:17:56,321 --> 01:17:59,161 This is not a ten-point sahti. - Not even close. 760 01:17:59,321 --> 01:18:01,481 Your sisters did it. 761 01:18:05,761 --> 01:18:07,321 Alright! 762 01:18:08,561 --> 01:18:13,641 The kuurina never fails. You finally brewed a ten-point batch. 763 01:18:13,801 --> 01:18:17,081 Goddamn you, Dad! - What? 764 01:18:17,241 --> 01:18:19,561 That's not from our kuurina or even brewed by us. 765 01:18:19,721 --> 01:18:22,361 It's average slop from wherever. 766 01:18:28,401 --> 01:18:30,761 Well, so it is. 767 01:18:30,921 --> 01:18:36,241 I had a lozenge earlier and couldn't taste it. - Cut the crap. 768 01:18:37,721 --> 01:18:39,681 You don't have a sore throat. 769 01:18:40,881 --> 01:18:43,921 We are better sahti brewers than you. 770 01:18:44,961 --> 01:18:48,601 I believe I have the only birchbark hat in this bunch. 771 01:18:48,761 --> 01:18:50,681 You just wait for the next Sahti Championships. 772 01:18:50,841 --> 01:18:55,241 We'll see who's getting the hat. - Challenge accepted. 773 01:19:02,121 --> 01:19:04,041 Boy, am I thirsty. 774 01:19:16,081 --> 01:19:20,881 I love it. It's awesome. Thank you. 775 01:19:32,521 --> 01:19:34,441 Well? 776 01:19:34,961 --> 01:19:36,841 Helsinki approves. 777 01:19:37,601 --> 01:19:39,801 Sysmä does, too. 778 01:20:05,241 --> 01:20:07,281 Hey, I'm gonna do it. 779 01:20:07,721 --> 01:20:10,721 I'll confess to Päivi that I was driving. 780 01:20:11,761 --> 01:20:14,881 Don't tell her today. - Okay. 781 01:21:28,881 --> 01:21:31,081 Hey, nice wedding! 782 01:21:42,161 --> 01:21:44,241 Your eyes are yellow. 783 01:21:45,081 --> 01:21:47,041 What about my face? 784 01:21:47,201 --> 01:21:49,161 The make-up covers it. 785 01:21:50,481 --> 01:21:53,401 Good! Let's not ruin Päivi's wedding. 786 01:21:55,441 --> 01:21:57,681 I already took her leg! 787 01:22:01,881 --> 01:22:06,281 You really should go to the hospital. - I'll go right after the wedding. 788 01:22:11,841 --> 01:22:15,481 Did you bring my billhook? - It's in the car. 789 01:22:17,201 --> 01:22:21,761 How is Paavo? - Alive and pretty angry. 790 01:22:21,921 --> 01:22:23,921 That also turned out alright. 791 01:22:24,081 --> 01:22:28,321 Taina, have some sahti to cheer you up. 792 01:22:28,481 --> 01:22:31,281 No frowning at the wedding. 793 01:22:32,561 --> 01:22:35,081 Will you take her to the hospital after the wedding? 794 01:22:37,121 --> 01:22:38,881 What? 795 01:22:44,361 --> 01:22:45,521 Pirkko... 796 01:22:48,601 --> 01:22:50,041 I'm leaving now. 797 01:23:13,481 --> 01:23:15,521 Well, what is it? 798 01:23:19,641 --> 01:23:22,321 What? - Your safe word.