1 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:09,574 VIC: Happy Holidays from the DMV. 2 00:00:09,705 --> 00:00:11,663 The most wonderful time of the year. 3 00:00:11,837 --> 00:00:15,667 Mm. And maybe, just maybe 4 00:00:15,798 --> 00:00:19,280 the spirit of the season will lift 5 00:00:19,410 --> 00:00:21,282 everyone up. 6 00:00:21,412 --> 00:00:23,371 [both laugh] 7 00:00:23,501 --> 00:00:24,372 No way. 8 00:00:24,546 --> 00:00:25,895 Ah, Noa's doing okay. 9 00:00:25,982 --> 00:00:28,463 I heard he and Mary broke up. 10 00:00:28,550 --> 00:00:31,074 He's finally single, huh? Think our girl Colette knows? 11 00:00:31,205 --> 00:00:33,033 ♪ A-dashing through the snow♪ 12 00:00:33,163 --> 00:00:35,078 ♪ In a one-horse open sleigh, hey, hey♪ 13 00:00:35,209 --> 00:00:37,559 ♪ O'er the fields we go, hi♪ 14 00:00:37,733 --> 00:00:39,952 ♪ Laughing all the way, good sirs♪ 15 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:41,128 ♪ Laughing all the way...♪ 16 00:00:41,302 --> 00:00:42,564 -I'll let her know. -COLETTE: Ha, ha, ha. 17 00:00:42,694 --> 00:00:44,131 -Yeah. -Good morning. Bye! 18 00:00:44,261 --> 00:00:46,220 ♪ ♪ 19 00:00:51,225 --> 00:00:53,444 Oh, excuse me. [laughs] Hey, Colette. 20 00:00:53,575 --> 00:00:55,272 -How's it going? -Hey... 21 00:00:55,403 --> 00:00:56,752 No, no, no. 22 00:00:56,882 --> 00:00:58,971 No sympathetic "heys," please. I'm totally fine, 23 00:00:59,102 --> 00:01:00,495 -and I wish Mary well. -Oh. 24 00:01:00,582 --> 00:01:02,062 -Oh, that's great. Awesome. -Yeah. Thank you. 25 00:01:02,192 --> 00:01:05,413 Season's D-M-Veetings. 26 00:01:05,543 --> 00:01:06,849 Who's ready for their holiday bonus? 27 00:01:06,979 --> 00:01:08,807 -Me. -Yeah. Of course. 28 00:01:08,938 --> 00:01:10,374 I went all Oprah and put them underneath your seat. 29 00:01:10,505 --> 00:01:13,116 -Oh. -[laughs] 30 00:01:13,247 --> 00:01:16,598 Mine's missing cash. It's just a photo of a death cult. 31 00:01:16,728 --> 00:01:18,295 I also sent one to Ray Henderson. 32 00:01:19,557 --> 00:01:21,777 The director of the California DMV. 33 00:01:21,951 --> 00:01:23,126 [murmuring] 34 00:01:23,213 --> 00:01:25,520 So he can open it at the DMV holiday party 35 00:01:25,607 --> 00:01:29,219 at the Airport Harrington Suites Sacramento. 36 00:01:29,350 --> 00:01:31,134 So you think this guy Ray is gonna put this card 37 00:01:31,221 --> 00:01:33,267 on the non-denominational holiday tree? 38 00:01:33,396 --> 00:01:37,097 The best branch on the best branch. 39 00:01:37,227 --> 00:01:38,620 It'll be harder for Ray to shut us down 40 00:01:38,750 --> 00:01:39,882 if he can put a face to the name. 41 00:01:40,012 --> 00:01:41,362 That's why I named all the cows 42 00:01:41,491 --> 00:01:42,667 on my uncle's farm, 43 00:01:42,798 --> 00:01:43,886 so he couldn't slaughter them. 44 00:01:43,973 --> 00:01:45,366 Aw, you saved them. 45 00:01:45,496 --> 00:01:47,063 Till Burgerfest. 46 00:01:47,194 --> 00:01:49,674 Then he made me fire a captive bolt pistol 47 00:01:49,805 --> 00:01:50,936 straight to Buttercup's skull. 48 00:01:51,023 --> 00:01:52,241 -Ooh. -Oh, my God. 49 00:01:52,416 --> 00:01:54,244 Okay. Let's go get 'em, team. Come on. 50 00:01:54,418 --> 00:01:55,550 Ho, ho, ho. 51 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:57,813 [laughs] 52 00:01:57,900 --> 00:01:59,467 Oh, man. My buddy Kevin, 53 00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:02,034 he just sent me a photo of a fish with two heads. 54 00:02:02,165 --> 00:02:04,994 -[laughs] -You got to love that guy. 55 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:07,431 You know, my chair no longer upsets me 56 00:02:07,562 --> 00:02:09,651 because my buddy Kev is working on a replacement. 57 00:02:09,781 --> 00:02:11,087 Yeah. 58 00:02:11,218 --> 00:02:12,610 Well, I am going to go do an exam. 59 00:02:12,697 --> 00:02:14,612 -Ah. -GREGG: If the car has reindeer antlers, 60 00:02:14,743 --> 00:02:16,223 I'll be back really soon. 61 00:02:16,353 --> 00:02:17,659 [both laughing] 62 00:02:17,789 --> 00:02:19,661 Wait, how is "Kevin" texting Gregg? 63 00:02:19,791 --> 00:02:22,794 Isn't he the helpline guy that turned out to be an AI chatbot? 64 00:02:22,881 --> 00:02:24,056 Because, as of a week ago, Kevin 65 00:02:24,187 --> 00:02:26,146 -stopped answering the phone. -Oh. 66 00:02:26,233 --> 00:02:27,799 And then Gregg got super sad 67 00:02:27,930 --> 00:02:29,366 because he thought his new bestie was ghosting him. 68 00:02:29,497 --> 00:02:30,280 Poor Greggy. 69 00:02:30,454 --> 00:02:31,716 I know. I felt terrible, 70 00:02:31,890 --> 00:02:32,891 so I did the only thing I could. 71 00:02:33,022 --> 00:02:34,676 You told him Kevin's not real. 72 00:02:34,805 --> 00:02:37,069 I bought a burner and started texting him as Kevin. 73 00:02:38,245 --> 00:02:39,811 What's, uh, what's the endgame here? 74 00:02:39,942 --> 00:02:43,031 Just pretend to be Kevin for the rest of your life? 75 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:44,425 For the rest of Gregg's life. 76 00:02:44,512 --> 00:02:45,948 -Oh. -Oh, and speaking 77 00:02:46,078 --> 00:02:48,472 of things that are dead, how's about Noa and Mary? 78 00:02:48,603 --> 00:02:51,997 Thought you'd be straddling his cubicle by now. 79 00:02:52,128 --> 00:02:53,390 No, I'm just-- We're taking it slow. 80 00:02:53,477 --> 00:02:55,697 I'm gonna keep giving him driving lessons, 81 00:02:55,827 --> 00:03:00,267 and just, uh, let our connection develop naturally, you know. 82 00:03:00,397 --> 00:03:02,356 Mm. Great plan, if you're trying to bag 83 00:03:02,486 --> 00:03:03,661 an ugly person. 84 00:03:03,792 --> 00:03:06,055 Hotties like Noa and I don't last long. 85 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:08,405 Yeah, he's on the market three days tops 86 00:03:08,492 --> 00:03:10,451 before the thirsties come a-slurpin'. 87 00:03:10,581 --> 00:03:14,281 Vic, I wish that you would give women a little more credit. 88 00:03:15,064 --> 00:03:16,544 Uh-oh. 89 00:03:16,674 --> 00:03:20,461 -Window's already closing. -No, it's not. Stop. 90 00:03:20,548 --> 00:03:22,550 VIC: Yup, the thirsties 91 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:25,074 have come to slurp. 92 00:03:25,204 --> 00:03:26,684 ♪ ♪ 93 00:03:29,774 --> 00:03:31,123 -Gregg, Gregg, Gregg. -Hmm? 94 00:03:31,254 --> 00:03:32,255 Say you're suddenly single, 95 00:03:32,386 --> 00:03:35,258 and you look like Noa, how long 96 00:03:35,345 --> 00:03:36,738 -do you wait... -20 minutes. 97 00:03:36,868 --> 00:03:38,653 Okay, yeah, I got-- I got to move fast. 98 00:03:38,783 --> 00:03:39,697 -Mm. -'Cause we had 99 00:03:39,828 --> 00:03:41,221 a real spark, Gregg. 100 00:03:41,351 --> 00:03:43,527 I-I felt it, I know he felt it. 101 00:03:43,701 --> 00:03:45,007 And then, if Mary 102 00:03:45,137 --> 00:03:46,487 hadn't have come along, 103 00:03:46,574 --> 00:03:48,706 that spark would've turned into a fire. 104 00:03:48,837 --> 00:03:51,883 -Fire at a DMV? Count me in. -That's just the thing, you know. 105 00:03:52,014 --> 00:03:54,016 It's really hard to get alone time 106 00:03:54,146 --> 00:03:55,757 -with him here at work. -Yeah. 107 00:03:55,887 --> 00:03:57,541 But if you set this place on fire... 108 00:03:57,672 --> 00:03:59,369 The post office pooped in our stocking. 109 00:03:59,543 --> 00:04:01,284 They sent our card back. 110 00:04:01,415 --> 00:04:02,677 GREGG: Oh. 111 00:04:02,807 --> 00:04:04,156 Ray Henderson was supposed to open this 112 00:04:04,287 --> 00:04:05,941 during the holiday party in Sacramento. 113 00:04:06,028 --> 00:04:07,464 It was the key to our whole salvation. 114 00:04:07,595 --> 00:04:10,337 -Wait, how far is Sacramento? -[grunts] 115 00:04:10,467 --> 00:04:14,254 Six hours by car. A lifetime by career. 116 00:04:15,777 --> 00:04:17,822 Six-hour car ride. 117 00:04:17,995 --> 00:04:19,302 Music. Conversation. 118 00:04:19,389 --> 00:04:21,565 -Mm. -[gasps] 119 00:04:21,696 --> 00:04:23,785 NOA: Great idea to drive Barb's card up. 120 00:04:23,959 --> 00:04:26,004 And it's good practice for my driving test. 121 00:04:26,135 --> 00:04:29,181 A-Are you sure you're free to be my licensed driver? 122 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:32,402 -I could make it work. -Okay. All right. 123 00:04:32,489 --> 00:04:35,492 -Sacramento, here we come. -Where are you two going? 124 00:04:35,623 --> 00:04:37,799 Without me and my famous pimento sandwiches. 125 00:04:37,973 --> 00:04:39,931 Hit the gas. Hit the gas. Hit the gas. We got to go. 126 00:04:40,018 --> 00:04:41,890 Well, now I can give Ray Henderson the card, 127 00:04:42,020 --> 00:04:43,979 and the five of us can go to the corporate holiday party. 128 00:04:44,066 --> 00:04:46,111 -Five of us? -I can't wait to see 129 00:04:46,242 --> 00:04:48,853 Kevin's face when we get to Big Sac's party. 130 00:04:48,984 --> 00:04:49,811 -[Colette groans] -[laughs] 131 00:04:49,941 --> 00:04:51,421 VIC: Uh, but, uh, 132 00:04:51,595 --> 00:04:53,467 what if he's not there? Shouldn't you text him 133 00:04:53,597 --> 00:04:55,077 -to be sure? -GREGG: Oh, no. He told me last week 134 00:04:55,207 --> 00:04:57,384 he's gonna moon everybody at the holiday party. [laughs] 135 00:04:57,471 --> 00:05:00,822 This dude sounds hilarious. Oh, wait. [grunts] 136 00:05:00,952 --> 00:05:02,519 Vic, why are you so clever? 137 00:05:02,650 --> 00:05:04,260 BARB: All right, Colette, move your duff. 138 00:05:04,434 --> 00:05:07,524 I got to sit in the cockpit or I get carsick something fierce. 139 00:05:07,698 --> 00:05:09,004 [sighs] 140 00:05:16,228 --> 00:05:18,361 COLETTE: Hey, Barb. Barbershop quartet. 141 00:05:18,492 --> 00:05:21,408 Care to swap? Want to stretch those gammy gams? 142 00:05:21,538 --> 00:05:23,671 Already? It's only been three hours. 143 00:05:23,801 --> 00:05:25,542 Yo, Gregger. 144 00:05:25,673 --> 00:05:27,370 Get any, uh, texts recently? 145 00:05:27,544 --> 00:05:30,242 Like, maybe Kevin had a medical event and can't make 146 00:05:30,373 --> 00:05:31,592 the DMV party? Or... 147 00:05:31,722 --> 00:05:33,985 Are you crazy? Tanya tracks my phone. 148 00:05:34,116 --> 00:05:35,900 I left it at the DMV. 149 00:05:37,293 --> 00:05:38,816 -I'm screwed. -COLETTE: You are? 150 00:05:38,947 --> 00:05:42,037 The whole point of this was to have alone time with Noa. 151 00:05:42,167 --> 00:05:44,213 Now, half the DMV is in the van. 152 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:45,867 Dodo bird, we're in a van. 153 00:05:46,041 --> 00:05:48,217 Going to a party. 154 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:51,176 You think paratroopers enjoy the plane ride? No. 155 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:52,743 It's when they hit the ground and start... 156 00:05:52,917 --> 00:05:55,311 [grunts, imitates gunfire] ...killing people. 157 00:05:55,398 --> 00:05:57,008 That's when the fun begins. 158 00:05:57,139 --> 00:05:58,749 Okay, you're right. 159 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:01,273 About the party, not the killing. But, yeah, 160 00:06:01,404 --> 00:06:04,233 atmosphere, drinks, we, like, dance 161 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:06,453 to the perfect song. That's how, 162 00:06:06,583 --> 00:06:09,194 that's how we'll rekindle our spark. 163 00:06:09,325 --> 00:06:12,372 You're gonna wear women's clothes to the party, right? 164 00:06:13,155 --> 00:06:14,548 Mm? 165 00:06:17,551 --> 00:06:19,117 Hey, Noa. 166 00:06:19,248 --> 00:06:21,206 Would you pull over to that mall? I got to tinkle. 167 00:06:21,337 --> 00:06:24,819 Sure. Exiting... Blinker. Oh, whoa! 168 00:06:24,906 --> 00:06:27,169 Whoa! Oh, my God. 169 00:06:27,299 --> 00:06:29,389 -It was a surprise Corolla. -Oh, my God. 170 00:06:29,476 --> 00:06:32,261 -This is a long pee. -[scoffs] Women, am I right? 171 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:34,611 Waiting in line for a stall. It's, like, hello, 172 00:06:34,784 --> 00:06:36,221 squat in the urinal. 173 00:06:36,352 --> 00:06:37,875 Oh, wow. 174 00:06:38,006 --> 00:06:40,356 ♪ Wow, watch me work it out, watch me♪ 175 00:06:40,487 --> 00:06:41,966 ♪ Break it down like♪ 176 00:06:42,053 --> 00:06:43,881 ♪ It's what they talking 'bout♪ 177 00:06:44,012 --> 00:06:47,668 ♪ How you like me now?♪ 178 00:06:49,931 --> 00:06:52,150 ♪ Wow♪ 179 00:06:52,324 --> 00:06:54,588 ♪ How you like me now?♪ 180 00:06:54,718 --> 00:06:56,328 -Oh. -Sorry. 181 00:06:56,459 --> 00:06:58,374 -What is this mess? -COLETTE: Recover. Get up. 182 00:06:58,548 --> 00:07:00,028 I'm good. 183 00:07:00,202 --> 00:07:01,899 I'm good. If I'm going to 184 00:07:02,030 --> 00:07:05,120 the Big Sac holiday party, I'm bringing corporate fire. 185 00:07:05,250 --> 00:07:06,208 -And it's Christmas. -Oh. 186 00:07:06,295 --> 00:07:07,557 BARB: We splurged. 187 00:07:07,688 --> 00:07:09,298 NOA: Colette, you look so glamorous. 188 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:10,691 COLETTE: It was nothing. 189 00:07:10,821 --> 00:07:12,257 There was a sale. 190 00:07:12,388 --> 00:07:13,868 What? No, there wasn't. 191 00:07:13,998 --> 00:07:15,739 You maxed out two credit cards 'cause you... 192 00:07:15,826 --> 00:07:18,916 Go, go, Sacramento. Huh? I'm in the front. 193 00:07:19,047 --> 00:07:21,441 ♪ Silent night, holy night...♪ 194 00:07:21,615 --> 00:07:23,094 Welcome to the Sac. 195 00:07:23,268 --> 00:07:24,792 ♪ All is calm, all is bright...♪ 196 00:07:24,879 --> 00:07:28,317 Okay, team. You need to help me find Ray Henderson. 197 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:29,579 What does he look like again? 198 00:07:29,710 --> 00:07:31,494 White man, 50s, graying hair. 199 00:07:31,625 --> 00:07:34,062 Seems like he would stick out in a room full of executives. 200 00:07:34,236 --> 00:07:36,238 Hey, anyone want a drink? 201 00:07:36,368 --> 00:07:37,544 Yes. Oh, my God, yes. 202 00:07:37,631 --> 00:07:39,197 Could I have a, uh, eggnog? 203 00:07:39,284 --> 00:07:40,764 -Okay. Coming up. -COLETTE: Yeah, yeah, yeah. 204 00:07:40,895 --> 00:07:42,070 The window's closing. 205 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:43,288 I'm gonna go talk to the DJ. 206 00:07:43,419 --> 00:07:44,246 GREGG: Hey, Barb, you nervous? 207 00:07:44,420 --> 00:07:45,856 I have bubble guts. 208 00:07:46,030 --> 00:07:47,641 -Oh. -BARB: I'm gonna be shaking hands 209 00:07:47,771 --> 00:07:50,470 with Ray Henderson. Paw to paw. 210 00:07:50,557 --> 00:07:52,472 Well, you just need to have confidence 211 00:07:52,602 --> 00:07:54,212 and a nice, firm handshake. 212 00:07:54,343 --> 00:07:55,213 You want to practice what you're gonna say to him? 213 00:07:55,344 --> 00:07:57,085 Uh... 214 00:07:57,215 --> 00:08:00,349 Director Henderson. I'm Boob. Ah. Damn it. 215 00:08:00,523 --> 00:08:02,743 -Yikes. -You seem like you got that dialed in. 216 00:08:02,873 --> 00:08:04,788 I'm gonna look and see if I can find Kevin. 217 00:08:04,875 --> 00:08:07,574 Not if I find him first. Uh... 218 00:08:07,661 --> 00:08:10,359 Time to bring in the big dogs. 219 00:08:12,056 --> 00:08:15,059 Dear Santa, I have been a very good Barb this year. 220 00:08:15,190 --> 00:08:16,887 And I know I asked for a Hoverboard 3000, 221 00:08:17,061 --> 00:08:19,020 but what I really want is a Hoverboard 3000 222 00:08:19,150 --> 00:08:22,676 and to know where Ray Henderson is as, like, one present. 223 00:08:22,806 --> 00:08:24,634 Ray Henderson? 224 00:08:24,721 --> 00:08:27,289 He's the big guy over there in the suit. 225 00:08:27,463 --> 00:08:28,638 BARB: Of course. 226 00:08:28,725 --> 00:08:31,641 Thank you. Thank you, real Santa. 227 00:08:31,772 --> 00:08:33,817 "Gurd" evening. [laughs] 228 00:08:33,991 --> 00:08:36,080 Would you like to get in on the DMV charity raffle? 229 00:08:36,167 --> 00:08:39,126 This year, we're "Putting the Brakes on Lupus." Ah! 230 00:08:39,256 --> 00:08:40,607 Back it up, lupus. 231 00:08:40,736 --> 00:08:42,739 Beep. Beep. 232 00:08:42,870 --> 00:08:45,176 -[laughs] -Uh, no, I already donated. 233 00:08:45,307 --> 00:08:46,917 No, you haven't. No one has. 234 00:08:47,048 --> 00:08:49,441 Uh, great. Hey, do you know this guy named Kevin? 235 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:50,790 He works here. 236 00:08:50,921 --> 00:08:52,706 Employee services. Really nice guy. 237 00:08:52,793 --> 00:08:54,925 He loves fishing. He may have mooned everyone. 238 00:08:55,056 --> 00:08:56,144 Holy night. 239 00:08:56,274 --> 00:08:57,624 I think I would've remembered that. 240 00:08:57,711 --> 00:08:59,974 -Do he have a last name? -Oh, uh... 241 00:09:00,104 --> 00:09:02,454 -Actually, I don't know. -Let me check 242 00:09:02,585 --> 00:09:05,414 my DMV directory. [imitates whirring] 243 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:06,937 Okay, I see 244 00:09:07,111 --> 00:09:09,287 what's happening here. You're the directory. 245 00:09:09,374 --> 00:09:12,334 -Ooh, overshot. Those are the Qs. [laughs] -Uh-oh. 246 00:09:12,421 --> 00:09:13,944 You're not looking for a Quevin, are you? 247 00:09:14,075 --> 00:09:16,294 -No. -Well, what's his extension? 248 00:09:16,381 --> 00:09:18,427 Uh, 7576. I do remember that. 249 00:09:18,601 --> 00:09:21,517 7576 is our automated helpline. 250 00:09:21,648 --> 00:09:24,738 There has to be a Kevin. I talk to a Kevin. 251 00:09:24,912 --> 00:09:27,958 Oh, Kevin is a AI chatbot. 252 00:09:28,089 --> 00:09:29,786 But, uh, we went with a cheaper contractor, 253 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:31,571 so the voices sound different. 254 00:09:31,701 --> 00:09:32,963 -[laughs] -Huh. 255 00:09:33,137 --> 00:09:34,399 Theresa! 256 00:09:34,530 --> 00:09:36,358 I know you want to put the brakes on lupus. 257 00:09:36,488 --> 00:09:38,490 Don't your cousin got it? 258 00:09:38,621 --> 00:09:40,449 How did Kevin text me? 259 00:09:41,319 --> 00:09:42,973 Gregg, I found him. 260 00:09:44,409 --> 00:09:46,542 ROLAND: I'm Kevin. 261 00:09:46,629 --> 00:09:49,240 I have a cold if my voice sounds different to you. 262 00:09:49,327 --> 00:09:52,113 Sounds good to me. 263 00:09:53,505 --> 00:09:54,942 [both laughing] 264 00:09:55,072 --> 00:09:57,118 No, it was a good idea to practice my driving. 265 00:09:57,248 --> 00:09:59,947 Well, you know what's therapeutic after a long drive? 266 00:10:00,077 --> 00:10:03,385 -Stretching your legs on, say, a dance floor. -Oh. 267 00:10:03,559 --> 00:10:05,169 You and me dancing. 268 00:10:05,300 --> 00:10:06,823 Yeah, why not? 269 00:10:06,910 --> 00:10:08,520 -Yeah? Let's go. Let's hit it. -[grunts] Good idea. 270 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,131 -Yeah. [laughs] -All right. 271 00:10:10,218 --> 00:10:11,611 -[exhales forcefully] -Oh. 272 00:10:11,741 --> 00:10:14,004 Does my breath smell like pimento? 273 00:10:14,178 --> 00:10:15,179 Just candy canes. 274 00:10:15,310 --> 00:10:16,354 Good. I had ten of them. 275 00:10:16,485 --> 00:10:17,921 Cleared out the mini tree. 276 00:10:18,008 --> 00:10:20,010 -Ah. -Time to take a run at Ray Henderson. 277 00:10:20,141 --> 00:10:22,534 Good, good. Over there somewhere. Thanks, Barb. 278 00:10:22,665 --> 00:10:23,579 Ho, ho, hold on. 279 00:10:23,753 --> 00:10:25,625 -[laughs] -Oh, my God. 280 00:10:25,755 --> 00:10:28,497 If I guess your name, you have to donate to lupus. 281 00:10:28,671 --> 00:10:29,890 -What? What? -SALLY: How about that? 282 00:10:30,020 --> 00:10:31,935 No clues, no clues. I'm really good at this. 283 00:10:32,022 --> 00:10:35,330 Bobby Ann. Susan. 284 00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:36,636 -No. -NOA: No. -SALLY: You don't look like 285 00:10:36,810 --> 00:10:39,029 -an Amanda. -No. -What's going on? 286 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:40,509 -Ruth. -Colette. 287 00:10:40,596 --> 00:10:41,945 No, no. I'm Sally. 288 00:10:42,076 --> 00:10:43,817 -COLETTE: Oh. -Just give me a second. 289 00:10:43,904 --> 00:10:45,383 -I feel like I'm close. -COLETTE: You know what, Sally? 290 00:10:45,470 --> 00:10:46,602 -I'm just gonna... Yup, yup, yeah. -Yes. 291 00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:48,996 -Please find a cure. -[laughing] 292 00:10:49,126 --> 00:10:51,738 Appreciate it. Yeah, yeah. Okay. [sighs] 293 00:10:51,868 --> 00:10:53,478 Feliz Navidad! 294 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:56,960 Wow, Kevin. I was starting to think you didn't actually exist. 295 00:10:57,091 --> 00:10:59,484 [laughs] 296 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,791 I'm Kevin. I like fishing, 297 00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:05,273 the Dodgers, and... and 298 00:11:05,403 --> 00:11:07,275 growing up in a predominantly white neighborhood. 299 00:11:07,405 --> 00:11:08,972 Yeah, that's great, Kevin. 300 00:11:09,059 --> 00:11:10,713 You know, the party's about to end, 301 00:11:10,844 --> 00:11:13,411 aren't you gonna moon everybody? 302 00:11:15,413 --> 00:11:18,112 I don't know what sick game y'all two are playing, but 303 00:11:18,242 --> 00:11:20,331 it ought to pay more than 20 bucks. I'm out. 304 00:11:20,418 --> 00:11:22,116 Can I get my 20 back, man? 305 00:11:22,246 --> 00:11:24,205 GREGG: You knew Kevin was a computer, 306 00:11:24,335 --> 00:11:25,902 and you kept it up just to mess with me. 307 00:11:26,033 --> 00:11:28,078 Honestly, bro, I wasn't trying to mess with you. 308 00:11:29,079 --> 00:11:31,342 You were just so happy. I didn't want that to end. 309 00:11:31,473 --> 00:11:33,257 Yeah? Well, you're in luck. 310 00:11:33,388 --> 00:11:35,216 'Cause I'm thrilled. 311 00:11:35,346 --> 00:11:37,044 VIC: You are? 312 00:11:37,131 --> 00:11:38,915 Oh, that was sarcastic. 313 00:11:39,046 --> 00:11:42,310 ♪ Getting cold, let's get out of the snow♪ 314 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:43,485 ♪ Kiss under the mistletoe♪ 315 00:11:43,659 --> 00:11:45,617 ♪ I'm so excited♪ 316 00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:47,010 ♪ And I know I wonder...♪ 317 00:11:47,141 --> 00:11:48,925 -What a beat. -Yeah. 318 00:11:50,318 --> 00:11:52,363 ♪ I'm wishing you a Merry Christmas♪ 319 00:11:52,494 --> 00:11:55,323 -Yeah. -[both laugh] 320 00:11:55,497 --> 00:11:57,064 ♪ Merry Christmas♪ 321 00:11:57,151 --> 00:11:59,849 ♪ Ah, I'm wishing you a merry Christmas...♪ 322 00:11:59,980 --> 00:12:02,112 What's going on? 323 00:12:02,243 --> 00:12:04,506 I'm sorry. E-Every time I hear "Merry Christmas," 324 00:12:04,636 --> 00:12:07,552 I just hear... I hear "Mary Christmas," 325 00:12:07,683 --> 00:12:10,294 -so, um... -Oh, yeah. 326 00:12:10,381 --> 00:12:12,427 -I can't get her out of my head. -Yeah, yeah. 327 00:12:12,557 --> 00:12:15,169 -Mary... -Uh, it's just that they're different words, so... 328 00:12:15,256 --> 00:12:17,040 -Just think of it like that. -I think I need a minute. 329 00:12:17,171 --> 00:12:18,476 COLETTE: Mm. 330 00:12:19,477 --> 00:12:23,090 Should've gone with "Back That Azz Up" like the DJ suggested. 331 00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:25,309 [sighs] 332 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:27,355 Director Henderson! 333 00:12:28,530 --> 00:12:31,794 Barbara Berry. Manager, East Hollywood DMV. 334 00:12:31,968 --> 00:12:33,883 -Oh, roast my chestnuts! -[screams] 335 00:12:34,928 --> 00:12:37,060 -[people gasping] -[people screaming] 336 00:12:43,197 --> 00:12:44,285 BARB: Mr. Henderson. 337 00:12:46,504 --> 00:12:48,680 [Barb and Ray groaning] 338 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:49,899 [Colette exhales] 339 00:12:54,599 --> 00:12:56,253 -Hey, there. -Hey. 340 00:12:56,384 --> 00:12:58,038 Um, what was all that commotion? 341 00:12:58,168 --> 00:13:00,518 -I heard someone ask for a chainsaw? -Oh. 342 00:13:00,605 --> 00:13:01,955 Yeah, Barb delivered our card. 343 00:13:02,085 --> 00:13:03,783 -Ah. -Yeah. 344 00:13:03,957 --> 00:13:06,046 So you're not okay? 345 00:13:06,176 --> 00:13:07,699 We-- Sorry. We don't have to talk about it. 346 00:13:07,830 --> 00:13:09,789 No, no, it's just... [sighs] 347 00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:12,313 -Mary pissed me off. -Oh. 348 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:13,793 Well, she casually says that 349 00:13:13,923 --> 00:13:15,272 she's planning a surfing trip to Mexico. 350 00:13:15,403 --> 00:13:17,492 -That's not so bad. -With her ex. 351 00:13:17,622 --> 00:13:18,928 -[inhales] -For a month. 352 00:13:19,059 --> 00:13:20,756 -Oof. Yikes. -Yeah. 353 00:13:20,887 --> 00:13:22,192 -What'd you say? -Well, I said, 354 00:13:22,323 --> 00:13:24,673 "You can do whatever you want," and... 355 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,109 and we haven't spoken since. 356 00:13:27,328 --> 00:13:28,242 Mm. 357 00:13:28,372 --> 00:13:29,939 Hey, um... 358 00:13:30,026 --> 00:13:32,028 Look, I-I'm being a bummer. You go have fun. 359 00:13:33,203 --> 00:13:35,379 Okay, I'm gonna, I'm gonna give you some advice 360 00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:37,033 that I never seem able to take myself, 361 00:13:37,207 --> 00:13:39,470 but you should tell Mary 362 00:13:39,601 --> 00:13:41,298 how you feel, 363 00:13:41,429 --> 00:13:43,039 or else it will... 364 00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:44,345 -Mm. -...it'll eat at you. 365 00:13:44,519 --> 00:13:45,825 Yeah. 366 00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:47,870 Guess I could send her a text 367 00:13:48,001 --> 00:13:49,829 just laying it all out. I could... 368 00:13:49,915 --> 00:13:50,830 -[exhales] -You should do that. 369 00:13:51,004 --> 00:13:52,788 NOA: Yeah, yeah, okay. 370 00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:55,486 [grunts, sighs] 371 00:13:55,617 --> 00:13:57,314 Okay. Let's do this. 372 00:13:57,401 --> 00:13:58,925 "Dear Mary..." 373 00:13:59,012 --> 00:14:00,622 Comma, space, space. 374 00:14:02,450 --> 00:14:04,844 -"This is Noa." -Yeah, boy, she knows who you are. 375 00:14:04,974 --> 00:14:06,019 -Y... Yeah. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 376 00:14:06,149 --> 00:14:07,716 -So, we can, we can start again. -Okay. 377 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,239 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get rid of that. Oy. 378 00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:11,372 Hey, man. 379 00:14:11,459 --> 00:14:13,940 I'm not talking to you. Or Kevin. 380 00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:17,073 -You know there's not a real... -I know. 381 00:14:17,204 --> 00:14:19,641 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle all the way...♪ 382 00:14:19,815 --> 00:14:22,165 Listen, I'm really sorry, bro. 383 00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:25,386 It's just, I know how bad it sucks 384 00:14:25,473 --> 00:14:27,214 to find out a relationship is fake. 385 00:14:28,650 --> 00:14:30,260 I had this foster dad, Dave. 386 00:14:30,391 --> 00:14:32,828 He was super cool, 387 00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:35,091 and then, one day, he dumped me for these twins. 388 00:14:35,265 --> 00:14:37,224 Just to get the extra caretaker check. 389 00:14:37,354 --> 00:14:39,182 I mean, they were definitely an upgrade. 390 00:14:39,356 --> 00:14:42,011 I broke his guitar and set the curtains on fire and stuff. 391 00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:45,362 All that being said... 392 00:14:45,449 --> 00:14:46,973 still hurt. 393 00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:48,844 I'm sorry, man. I didn't know that. 394 00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:52,543 I guess I'm not really mad at you. 395 00:14:52,674 --> 00:14:54,632 I'm actually mad at the DMV. 396 00:14:54,763 --> 00:14:56,504 They don't care about me. 397 00:14:56,634 --> 00:14:58,898 They don't care about any of us. 398 00:14:59,028 --> 00:15:00,856 They don't even care about their robots. 399 00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:04,207 They probably sold Kevin for parts by now. 400 00:15:04,338 --> 00:15:07,341 You really don't get what AI is, do you? 401 00:15:07,471 --> 00:15:08,995 No, I don't. 402 00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:10,910 Mm? 403 00:15:17,351 --> 00:15:19,222 -Mmm. -Mmm. 404 00:15:19,309 --> 00:15:22,051 Barkeep, you got any antacids? 405 00:15:22,182 --> 00:15:25,533 ♪ Out jumps good old Santa Claus...♪ 406 00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:28,231 Don't go fishing for the lime 'cause I ate 'em all. 407 00:15:28,362 --> 00:15:29,885 [laughs] 408 00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:31,321 -What's your gas, sass? -Came up here 409 00:15:31,452 --> 00:15:33,584 to give the director a holiday card to save our branch, 410 00:15:33,715 --> 00:15:36,457 wound up tackling him into the tree. 411 00:15:36,587 --> 00:15:38,285 [laughs] Been there. 412 00:15:38,415 --> 00:15:41,679 [scoffs] Now, East Hollywood could be shut down 413 00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:43,029 because I'm a terrible manager. 414 00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:44,682 Don't worry about it. 415 00:15:44,813 --> 00:15:46,771 Ray is not gonna remember that. 416 00:15:46,902 --> 00:15:48,904 He gets blackout drunk every year at this party. 417 00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:51,298 [grunts] You'll tarnish his image. 418 00:15:51,428 --> 00:15:55,171 Girl, I am his snack queen and his e-mail machine. 419 00:15:55,302 --> 00:15:56,912 Uh, aka executive assistant. 420 00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:58,609 [squeals] Wait. 421 00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:00,394 You work with Director Henderson? 422 00:16:00,524 --> 00:16:01,917 Here? In Big Sac? 423 00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:04,746 [laughs] That is the dream. 424 00:16:04,876 --> 00:16:06,878 You're a manager in Hollywood. 425 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:10,186 EastHo, NoHo. Honestly, 426 00:16:10,317 --> 00:16:12,754 I love all the Hos. Sally Sloan. 427 00:16:12,928 --> 00:16:13,842 Barb Berry. 428 00:16:13,929 --> 00:16:15,626 -Nice equipment. -[laughing] 429 00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:17,280 Thank you. 430 00:16:17,411 --> 00:16:19,630 It's cool you came, Barb. 431 00:16:19,761 --> 00:16:20,675 Unlike the other Hos, 432 00:16:20,805 --> 00:16:22,329 you put a face to the name. 433 00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:26,246 ♪ Makes it harder to close you down.♪ 434 00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:28,422 Mm. 435 00:16:28,596 --> 00:16:30,946 This is a fine branch you got. 436 00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:32,600 How about I take it to the bathroom 437 00:16:32,774 --> 00:16:34,428 and bake it under the hand dryer, 438 00:16:34,515 --> 00:16:36,343 and then, I can give it to Ray when he sobers up? 439 00:16:36,473 --> 00:16:37,822 That would be amazing. 440 00:16:37,953 --> 00:16:39,999 Hey, Sally, you dropped your antler hat. 441 00:16:40,173 --> 00:16:41,435 Oh, thank you. 442 00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:42,784 Nice rack. 443 00:16:42,914 --> 00:16:44,220 I got the same set. 444 00:16:44,394 --> 00:16:46,179 Well, mine's a Blitzen. 445 00:16:46,309 --> 00:16:48,050 Of course, 'cause Blitzen 446 00:16:48,224 --> 00:16:49,747 -does all the hard work... -Yes. 447 00:16:49,878 --> 00:16:50,879 ...while old red nose... 448 00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:52,750 BOTH: Takes all the credit. 449 00:16:52,881 --> 00:16:54,883 Oh, you are great. 450 00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:57,668 -So, send? -Yeah. 451 00:16:57,799 --> 00:16:58,800 -[phone whooshes] -It's a good text. 452 00:16:58,930 --> 00:17:00,628 You did-- It's, like, perfect. 453 00:17:00,758 --> 00:17:03,544 [laughs] Thank you. 454 00:17:04,632 --> 00:17:05,546 Thank you. 455 00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:07,113 Yeah. 456 00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:11,160 Do I have something in my nose? 457 00:17:11,290 --> 00:17:13,249 -Your no-- No, no. -[laughs] 458 00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:16,252 No, you don't. I just, I think that you're... 459 00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:18,253 You're... 460 00:17:18,428 --> 00:17:19,429 You're great. 461 00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:21,344 You know, you're... 462 00:17:21,431 --> 00:17:23,433 you're Colette. 463 00:17:23,564 --> 00:17:25,044 BOTH: Yeah. 464 00:17:25,131 --> 00:17:26,567 ♪ One, two, three, four...♪ 465 00:17:26,696 --> 00:17:27,872 Phone away. 466 00:17:28,743 --> 00:17:30,571 You and me. Let's dance. 467 00:17:30,658 --> 00:17:33,226 [gasp] Okay. Sorry. 468 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:34,705 [laughs] 469 00:17:35,793 --> 00:17:37,665 ["Sweet Love" by Stephen Sanchez playing] 470 00:17:37,839 --> 00:17:39,841 -[laughing] -[whooping] 471 00:17:40,885 --> 00:17:43,932 ♪ I was afraid for so long♪ 472 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:47,109 ♪ Breaking hearts till the break of dawn♪ 473 00:17:48,284 --> 00:17:51,461 ♪ Had in my hand a guitar and a song♪ 474 00:17:51,592 --> 00:17:54,595 ♪ Then I found ya, and boy, I was so wrong♪ 475 00:17:54,682 --> 00:17:56,901 ♪ 'Cause your sweet love♪ 476 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,339 ♪ It's got a hold on me now, yeah♪ 477 00:17:59,469 --> 00:18:02,907 ♪ And I ain't never gonna let you go, no, no♪ 478 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:06,128 ♪ Your sweet love, it's got a hold on me now♪ 479 00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:09,827 ♪ And I ain't never gonna let you go, no♪ 480 00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:12,526 ♪ Do I need saving?♪ 481 00:18:12,656 --> 00:18:15,964 ♪ Are you the savior sent to set me free from all♪ 482 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,835 ♪ My misbehaviors?♪ 483 00:18:17,922 --> 00:18:19,663 ♪ Who would've guessed that I'd be...♪ 484 00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:21,752 [truck honking] 485 00:18:21,839 --> 00:18:23,885 ♪ There ain't no heaven like the weight of my heart♪ 486 00:18:24,015 --> 00:18:26,496 ♪ Said, "Your sweet love's♪ 487 00:18:26,627 --> 00:18:28,411 ♪ "Got a hold on me now, yeah♪ 488 00:18:28,585 --> 00:18:30,761 ♪ And I ain't never gonna let you go."♪ 489 00:18:30,935 --> 00:18:34,069 After meeting Sally, I think our branch is safe. 490 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:36,898 -Mm. -As long as we don't cause any headaches. 491 00:18:37,028 --> 00:18:38,465 How is 12 hours in a van 492 00:18:38,552 --> 00:18:41,120 better on my back than the dumb desk chair? 493 00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:42,773 Want me to karate kick you in the back? 494 00:18:42,904 --> 00:18:44,035 Hmm. 495 00:18:44,906 --> 00:18:46,995 GREGG: No. You know what? 496 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,692 -I got a better idea. -Hmm? 497 00:18:48,823 --> 00:18:50,738 I'm gonna sue the DMV. 498 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,655 Have a nice weekend, Barb. 499 00:18:54,785 --> 00:18:56,744 You too, Gregg McMuffin. 500 00:18:56,874 --> 00:18:58,267 -Bye, Vickles. -See you. 501 00:19:00,269 --> 00:19:01,705 I'll see you Monday. 502 00:19:01,836 --> 00:19:04,143 -Yeah, I'll see you Monday. -Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 503 00:19:04,317 --> 00:19:06,536 Hey, I was wondering, um, 504 00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:09,670 when you said that you don't take your own advice 505 00:19:09,757 --> 00:19:11,367 about telling people how you feel... 506 00:19:11,498 --> 00:19:13,108 what did, what did you mean by that? 507 00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:16,372 Okay, well, um... 508 00:19:16,503 --> 00:19:17,939 NOA: It's Mary. 509 00:19:19,723 --> 00:19:21,029 Hey. 510 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,900 -Hey, Colette. -Hey. 511 00:19:22,987 --> 00:19:24,554 MARY: Sorry, um, you're still sharing your location, 512 00:19:24,728 --> 00:19:26,252 -so, um... -NOA: Yeah. 513 00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:29,472 MARY: I don't want to go to Mexico. 514 00:19:29,646 --> 00:19:32,345 It was a plan from before we met, and I was gonna cancel, 515 00:19:32,432 --> 00:19:33,868 but you didn't seem to care about it, 516 00:19:33,998 --> 00:19:35,870 and then I got your text, and now I know how you feel, 517 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,568 so I just... I want to be with you. 518 00:19:39,830 --> 00:19:41,136 [sighs] Hey. 519 00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:42,311 I-I... 520 00:19:46,533 --> 00:19:47,751 I want to be with you, too. 521 00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:52,713 -I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. -[crying] 522 00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,062 [Noa speaking indistinctly] 523 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,150 -MARY: It's okay. -NOA: Okay? 524 00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:56,325 MARY: Yeah. 525 00:19:56,456 --> 00:19:57,892 Hey, one second. 526 00:19:57,979 --> 00:19:59,154 -Is that...? -Yeah. 527 00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:01,156 Um, sorry, what were you gonna say? 528 00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:03,506 [scoffs] Are you kidding? Who cares? 529 00:20:03,593 --> 00:20:05,334 -Okay. Yeah. [laughs] -You got your girl back. 530 00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:08,076 -Get out of here. [laughs] -NOA: All right. 531 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,209 NOA: I'll-I'll see you Monday. 532 00:20:13,429 --> 00:20:15,257 Maybe I'll catch you at the next window. 533 00:20:19,957 --> 00:20:21,655 Hey, guys, I found this in the, uh, lost and found. 534 00:20:21,829 --> 00:20:23,222 Anyone up for some breakfast champagne? 535 00:20:23,352 --> 00:20:24,875 Sorry, uh, breakfast, 536 00:20:25,049 --> 00:20:27,138 uh, "carbonated wine product." 537 00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:28,270 You do know it's 6:00 a.m.? 538 00:20:28,401 --> 00:20:30,403 -Mm-hmm. -GREGG: Yeah, yeah, yeah, but 539 00:20:30,533 --> 00:20:32,100 it beats going home to Tanya. 540 00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,102 If one of us gets morning drunk, 541 00:20:34,189 --> 00:20:36,191 all of us gets morning drunk. 542 00:20:36,322 --> 00:20:37,975 -Yeah? -Let's pop that sucker. 543 00:20:38,106 --> 00:20:39,455 COLETTE: Great. 544 00:20:40,456 --> 00:20:42,893 To old friends and new beginnings. 545 00:20:43,024 --> 00:20:44,112 Yes. 546 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:45,679 [strains] Nope. 547 00:20:45,853 --> 00:20:47,202 [straining] 548 00:20:48,203 --> 00:20:50,074 -Not in the face. -COLETTE: Ooh. 549 00:20:50,205 --> 00:20:51,859 -VIC: Ooh! -GREGG: Oh! 550 00:20:51,989 --> 00:20:53,556 Holy... 551 00:20:53,687 --> 00:20:55,602 Mmm... 552 00:20:55,689 --> 00:20:56,864 It's revolting. 553 00:21:02,652 --> 00:21:05,699 Captioning sponsored by CBS 554 00:21:05,786 --> 00:21:08,658 and TOYOTA. 555 00:21:08,832 --> 00:21:11,748 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org