1 00:00:09,553 --> 00:00:11,356 [Anton] Okay, guys. It's time. 2 00:00:11,489 --> 00:00:13,159 -[crow cawing] -[Paul] Hmm. 3 00:00:17,502 --> 00:00:20,373 No, no, I can't, I can't. 4 00:00:21,242 --> 00:00:23,514 [sighs] Okay. 5 00:00:28,657 --> 00:00:30,260 God, mail is so fucked up. 6 00:00:30,327 --> 00:00:32,097 Like, don't they know we have lives and families? 7 00:00:32,364 --> 00:00:34,837 -Aw, my parents are in Jackson Hole. -Who's Jackson? 8 00:00:35,036 --> 00:00:37,241 -How did they both fit inside his hole? -[Samir] Ha, ha, yeah. 9 00:00:37,308 --> 00:00:39,747 -It's not a sex trip. -It's not not a sex trip. 10 00:00:40,080 --> 00:00:41,950 Wait. Ugh. It's the Bayside Stabber. 11 00:00:42,017 --> 00:00:44,055 I forgot I'm his prison pen pal. 12 00:00:44,255 --> 00:00:46,727 -Kind of jealous. -God, I'm gonna have to read his novella. 13 00:00:46,794 --> 00:00:48,898 -[Issa] What? -[Paul] It's like a graphic novel. 14 00:00:49,098 --> 00:00:50,635 Wow, he has such an eye. 15 00:00:50,702 --> 00:00:52,739 -Oh. He said, "I love you" three times. -[Issa] Aw. 16 00:00:52,839 --> 00:00:54,709 [Issa] Wait. Is that from the hospital? 17 00:00:54,743 --> 00:00:57,783 -[Paul] Show us. -Your outstanding hospital bill, $15,004. 18 00:00:57,850 --> 00:00:59,218 -Sucks. -Boo. 19 00:00:59,318 --> 00:01:02,592 -Your reduced bill, $2,200. -Medium boo. 20 00:01:02,659 --> 00:01:06,633 Your current balance, zero dollars and zero cents. 21 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:09,171 -She's out of debt, people! -Yay! Thank God. 22 00:01:09,238 --> 00:01:11,743 Well, I'd like to thank Anton for helping me sell my jewelry 23 00:01:12,077 --> 00:01:13,848 -and Issa for buying it. -My pleasure. 24 00:01:13,915 --> 00:01:15,851 Okay, I'm gonna go get the last of the mail. 25 00:01:15,918 --> 00:01:17,889 -Congrats, Bills. -We should frame this. 26 00:01:17,955 --> 00:01:20,427 [Issa gasps] Yeah, we can put it next to the wanted poster 27 00:01:20,493 --> 00:01:22,966 Oh! Paul Baker has one. Paul Baker, do your call back. 28 00:01:23,032 --> 00:01:24,770 Call back, call back. 29 00:01:25,437 --> 00:01:27,909 -[Anton] What? -Guys, my visa's expiring. 30 00:01:27,976 --> 00:01:29,345 Wait, what? 31 00:01:30,313 --> 00:01:32,184 I have to leave the country. 32 00:01:33,253 --> 00:01:35,625 Okay, my parents are in Beaver Creek now. 33 00:01:35,891 --> 00:01:37,461 I don't wanna hear it. 34 00:01:42,170 --> 00:01:43,674 They're eating pussy. 35 00:01:44,576 --> 00:01:45,711 What? 36 00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:49,351 [theme song playing] 37 00:02:03,446 --> 00:02:04,583 No, of course. 38 00:02:04,650 --> 00:02:06,452 -Con Edison. -[Paul] Yeah, makes sense. 39 00:02:06,653 --> 00:02:08,089 [Samir] Con Edison. 40 00:02:08,322 --> 00:02:09,458 Con What What 41 00:02:09,592 --> 00:02:11,128 What does Con Edison stand for? Conrad Edison? 42 00:02:11,195 --> 00:02:13,867 -Okay. Thank you so much. Bye-bye. -[line beeps] 43 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:16,206 Uh, so that was my buddy's immigration lawyer. 44 00:02:16,272 --> 00:02:17,909 -Uh, it's not looking good. -What? 45 00:02:17,976 --> 00:02:21,216 He said the best chance I have at getting another visa 46 00:02:21,617 --> 00:02:23,620 would be to leave the country as soon as possible. 47 00:02:23,654 --> 00:02:27,529 Uh. How does this happen to even our most well-hung countrymen? 48 00:02:27,595 --> 00:02:29,399 -Thank you. -[Samir] So what are you gonna do? 49 00:02:29,498 --> 00:02:31,036 You're just gonna go back to Canada? 50 00:02:31,102 --> 00:02:32,639 I mean, I think I just have to. 51 00:02:33,172 --> 00:02:35,878 -What? -Well, I mean, you don't have to. 52 00:02:36,245 --> 00:02:38,349 -You could just -What? 53 00:02:39,052 --> 00:02:40,321 get married. 54 00:02:40,453 --> 00:02:42,091 -Oh, shit. -Well, yeah, uh, we could, 55 00:02:42,158 --> 00:02:43,627 but that would be visa fraud. 56 00:02:43,927 --> 00:02:46,432 -That's illegal. -Sure, but it's not against the law. 57 00:02:46,499 --> 00:02:48,236 -[Anton] What? -I think that's exactly what that means. 58 00:02:48,302 --> 00:02:49,939 Okay, but people do it all the time. 59 00:02:49,939 --> 00:02:49,973 Okay, but people do it all the time. Yeah, I mean, that's true. 60 00:02:49,973 --> 00:02:51,510 Yeah, I mean, that's true. 61 00:02:51,610 --> 00:02:53,079 My aunt married, like, three desperate Greek men. 62 00:02:53,146 --> 00:02:55,250 She's a human Mamma Mia. 63 00:02:55,317 --> 00:02:57,755 [chuckles] Okay, guys, look, it's super sweet that you-you care this much about me 64 00:02:57,822 --> 00:03:00,394 and want me to stay, but, you know, marriage means something to me. 65 00:03:00,460 --> 00:03:02,565 -Uh, I'm not just, you know-- -[Issa clears throat] 66 00:03:02,698 --> 00:03:04,368 -[Anton] Oh, my God. -Holy shit. 67 00:03:04,435 --> 00:03:05,871 -Oh -[Issa] Paul Baker, 68 00:03:05,938 --> 00:03:09,746 you and I have a beautiful spiritual connection 69 00:03:09,813 --> 00:03:12,218 -Uh. -and you obviously worship my holes. 70 00:03:12,451 --> 00:03:15,290 -Oh. No. Bad. -Also, guys, marriage is just a construct. 71 00:03:15,357 --> 00:03:18,196 So, if that's what it takes to keep you here 72 00:03:18,597 --> 00:03:21,169 -Well, then, Paul Baker -Uh, Iss-- 73 00:03:21,302 --> 00:03:22,505 Samir, ring. [finger snaps] 74 00:03:22,572 --> 00:03:23,674 Give it 75 00:03:25,210 --> 00:03:26,312 [gasps] 76 00:03:26,980 --> 00:03:28,650 Will you marry me? 77 00:03:30,554 --> 00:03:32,692 -Uh. -[Samir] Oh, God. 78 00:03:32,725 --> 00:03:34,328 [mumbles] 79 00:03:35,999 --> 00:03:37,502 Paul Baker? 80 00:03:37,668 --> 00:03:39,372 -Come on. -Okay, yes? 81 00:03:39,438 --> 00:03:40,775 -[screams] -[screams] 82 00:03:43,313 --> 00:03:45,383 [Billie] Yay! [screams] 83 00:03:45,450 --> 00:03:47,588 Oh, my God you're staying. 84 00:03:47,755 --> 00:03:49,258 -You're getting married. -I know. 85 00:03:49,660 --> 00:03:50,995 -You're getting married. -[Issa] I know. 86 00:03:51,062 --> 00:03:53,299 You'll have to fuck for the both of us now. 87 00:03:53,868 --> 00:03:55,103 [Issa laughs] 88 00:03:55,370 --> 00:03:56,773 -I'm gonna go call the attorney. -Okay. 89 00:03:56,773 --> 00:03:56,774 -I'm gonna go call the attorney. -Okay. -Yay! -Oh. 90 00:03:56,774 --> 00:03:58,009 -Yay! -Oh. 91 00:04:00,247 --> 00:04:02,317 So you guys will talk to Zack-Carlos? 92 00:04:02,785 --> 00:04:05,023 -Oh, shit. Zack-Carlos. -Oh, my God. 93 00:04:05,090 --> 00:04:08,063 Zack-Carlos. Why does that name sound familiar? 94 00:04:08,130 --> 00:04:09,566 [knocks on door] 95 00:04:09,966 --> 00:04:11,302 [gasps] 96 00:04:11,402 --> 00:04:13,339 -[Anton] Zack-Carlos. -Hi, Zack-Carlos. 97 00:04:13,941 --> 00:04:17,314 So, we are gonna need you to divorce Issa. 98 00:04:21,823 --> 00:04:22,993 thanks for doing this. 99 00:04:23,326 --> 00:04:25,698 Duh, Paul Baker, we are getting married. 100 00:04:25,764 --> 00:04:27,300 That means something to you. 101 00:04:27,367 --> 00:04:28,704 I am giving you the full wedding experience. 102 00:04:28,771 --> 00:04:31,075 -Mmm. Thanks. -[Issa] Besides, 103 00:04:31,142 --> 00:04:33,313 religion has become very important to me ever since I realized it was just talking. 104 00:04:33,681 --> 00:04:35,718 -[Father] Hello. -[Issa, Paul] Hi! 105 00:04:35,785 --> 00:04:37,722 -[Issa] Hi. -[Paul] Hello. 106 00:04:37,789 --> 00:04:39,593 -Sorry about that. Some church business. -Oh, no, no, no. 107 00:04:39,659 --> 00:04:41,597 Thank you for meeting with us on such short notice. 108 00:04:41,796 --> 00:04:43,534 [chuckles] Of course. 109 00:04:43,601 --> 00:04:46,807 As you know, it is a miracle to be married under the eyes of God. 110 00:04:46,840 --> 00:04:48,343 Oh. Those eyes. 111 00:04:48,409 --> 00:04:49,713 -Nothing to see here, God. -Mm-mmm. 112 00:04:49,779 --> 00:04:51,917 Just a totally normal marriage, 113 00:04:51,917 --> 00:04:51,950 Just a totally normal marriage, but we are on a very tight time line because both of our moms are dying. 114 00:04:51,950 --> 00:04:55,089 but we are on a very tight time line because both of our moms are dying. 115 00:04:55,089 --> 00:04:55,123 but we are on a very tight time line because both of our moms are dying. -No. Mm-mmm. -[Issa] Hmm? 116 00:04:55,123 --> 00:04:56,727 -No. Mm-mmm. -[Issa] Hmm? 117 00:04:56,860 --> 00:04:58,731 -Shh. Shut up. Shh. -No, Iss. 118 00:04:58,864 --> 00:05:00,801 -No, that's not true. -So sad. Shh. 119 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:00,802 -No, that's not true. -So sad. Shh. Father, we're getting married so that I can stay in the country. 120 00:05:00,802 --> 00:05:02,437 Father, we're getting married so that I can stay in the country. 121 00:05:02,505 --> 00:05:03,775 -Paul Baker! -What? 122 00:05:03,841 --> 00:05:05,511 Let's be honest with him, he's a priest. 123 00:05:05,711 --> 00:05:06,913 I was an altar boy. 124 00:05:06,980 --> 00:05:08,249 Oh my God, are you okay? 125 00:05:08,617 --> 00:05:09,853 -What? -What? 126 00:05:09,986 --> 00:05:11,790 No, no, I-I-I appreciate the honesty. 127 00:05:11,857 --> 00:05:13,694 It's-It's the bedrock of any marriage. 128 00:05:13,827 --> 00:05:16,667 -I always say that. -I agree now. 129 00:05:16,867 --> 00:05:18,570 And I think we should 130 00:05:19,471 --> 00:05:21,375 -be honest. -Be honest, yeah. 131 00:05:21,844 --> 00:05:23,146 No more secrets. 132 00:05:23,412 --> 00:05:25,818 Good. Now, have you consummated the marriage yet? 133 00:05:25,885 --> 00:05:27,420 No, no, never. 134 00:05:27,588 --> 00:05:28,991 -Issa. -Never once. 135 00:05:29,058 --> 00:05:30,695 -Issa. -Well, really, where is the question, 136 00:05:30,762 --> 00:05:32,197 because we have consummated it in my mouth 137 00:05:32,497 --> 00:05:34,803 -No. -But very rarely in my bottom too. 138 00:05:34,869 --> 00:05:36,072 Iss. 139 00:05:36,372 --> 00:05:39,077 -[clears throat] The bottom too. -[Issa] Mm-hmm. 140 00:05:39,077 --> 00:05:39,111 -[clears throat] The bottom too. -[Issa] Mm-hmm. So are you living chastely? 141 00:05:39,111 --> 00:05:41,182 So are you living chastely? 142 00:05:41,249 --> 00:05:44,956 Yes, super chastely. Chasty, chasty, chaste the rainbow. 143 00:05:44,956 --> 00:05:48,396 No, that's What's going on with you? No, that's not true, Father. 144 00:05:48,463 --> 00:05:50,433 We have sex all the time. 145 00:05:50,634 --> 00:05:52,371 Well, tha-that is true. 146 00:05:52,538 --> 00:05:53,941 -Thank you. -To conceive. 147 00:05:54,007 --> 00:05:57,682 -No. -Yes, we are trying to start a family 148 00:05:58,851 --> 00:06:01,456 -in my mouth. -Uh. 149 00:06:01,590 --> 00:06:03,293 -Jesus Christ. -Paul Baker! 150 00:06:03,492 --> 00:06:04,897 Oh, fu Oh, sorry. 151 00:06:04,963 --> 00:06:06,834 -Now he's never going to do it. -[Father] Oh, no, no. I 152 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:09,706 It-It was the other stuff. That's why I won't do it. 153 00:06:09,906 --> 00:06:11,743 [Paul] Oh, goddamn it. 154 00:06:12,310 --> 00:06:14,549 -[Anton] Get a signature. -[Samir] See what you can get out. 155 00:06:14,616 --> 00:06:16,185 -No small talk. -No. None. 156 00:06:16,252 --> 00:06:17,589 -I don't want to reminisce. -No. Why would we do that? 157 00:06:17,788 --> 00:06:18,924 -I really -Whoa. 158 00:06:18,957 --> 00:06:20,327 Missed you guys. 159 00:06:20,493 --> 00:06:22,198 -Aw. Miss you. -Nice. 160 00:06:22,430 --> 00:06:24,435 You know, I almost forgot that Issa and I were even married. 161 00:06:24,669 --> 00:06:25,504 [Anton] I know. 162 00:06:25,571 --> 00:06:27,307 I think we all tried to. 163 00:06:27,541 --> 00:06:31,850 In our defense though, spring break, we were on one. Like 164 00:06:33,520 --> 00:06:35,591 Wink wink. [chuckles] 165 00:06:35,657 --> 00:06:36,894 I can only do it with my hands. 166 00:06:37,027 --> 00:06:38,831 -Mm-hmm. I remember. -[Anton] Right. 167 00:06:38,898 --> 00:06:40,534 And Issa was all, like, "Marriage is a construct." Brrr. 168 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:42,972 Yeah, she says that stuff. 169 00:06:43,039 --> 00:06:46,245 But the thing is, is now she's getting married to, 170 00:06:46,312 --> 00:06:49,318 -like, her actual boyfriend, right? So -Yes, yes. 171 00:06:49,384 --> 00:06:53,627 And-And he's dealing with this whole visa thing and he's gonna have to move out and 172 00:06:54,061 --> 00:06:55,565 [Zack-Carlos] Oh. 173 00:06:55,698 --> 00:06:58,370 Sorry, um, is he living with you guys? 174 00:06:59,572 --> 00:07:03,513 Well, that's interesting because I remember when I asked to move in, 175 00:07:03,580 --> 00:07:06,720 you said that it was "capped at four." 176 00:07:06,820 --> 00:07:09,926 Did I say that? It's such a long time ago. 177 00:07:10,026 --> 00:07:15,538 But now, uh, it's two, three, Billie's four 178 00:07:15,972 --> 00:07:18,477 -Oh. -No, I know, five, yeah. Okay. 179 00:07:18,544 --> 00:07:21,884 I guess there's room for five now. 180 00:07:21,950 --> 00:07:24,388 Yep, that's how counting works. 181 00:07:24,889 --> 00:07:26,693 Yeah. So, here's the deal. 182 00:07:26,760 --> 00:07:28,730 Um. It doesn't really matter where he's living, right? 183 00:07:28,797 --> 00:07:32,037 What matters is that you sign these divorce papers. 184 00:07:32,170 --> 00:07:34,642 The bit was funny, but now let's just 185 00:07:35,210 --> 00:07:36,312 end it. 186 00:07:36,846 --> 00:07:40,387 You know, I'm gonna have to think about it. 187 00:07:40,854 --> 00:07:42,559 -What? -[Zack-Carlos] Just cause [groans] 188 00:07:42,692 --> 00:07:44,028 I've got a lot going on right now. 189 00:07:44,127 --> 00:07:46,833 You know, I'm currently living with Beth. 190 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:49,706 -Do you remember Beth from move in? -Beth? 191 00:07:49,773 --> 00:07:50,975 Yeah, isn't she your 192 00:07:51,041 --> 00:07:52,144 Mother. 193 00:07:52,211 --> 00:07:53,446 In a way, yeah. 194 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:55,618 But we're about to part as friends, 195 00:07:55,684 --> 00:07:59,660 so, like, I can't even, like, think about any of this right now 196 00:07:59,726 --> 00:08:02,832 until I figure out where I'm living. 197 00:08:03,867 --> 00:08:06,873 Like [groans] what do we do? [chuckles] 198 00:08:07,006 --> 00:08:09,645 -Okay. -[Zack-Carlos] What do we do? 199 00:08:14,021 --> 00:08:15,456 [Anton] Oh. Um. 200 00:08:15,657 --> 00:08:16,526 [Anton, Samir, Paul cheer] 201 00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:18,162 Holy shit. 202 00:08:18,162 --> 00:08:18,195 Holy shit. Whoo. You are incredible. 203 00:08:18,195 --> 00:08:20,300 Whoo. You are incredible. 204 00:08:20,567 --> 00:08:22,805 And that's what I learned from the Hustlers trailer. 205 00:08:22,872 --> 00:08:24,709 -Very nice, Iss. -Thank you. 206 00:08:24,909 --> 00:08:27,313 -Does this make up for the priest thing? -It really does, babe. 207 00:08:27,515 --> 00:08:29,351 -Yay! -Thank you. 208 00:08:29,552 --> 00:08:31,388 Wait. Is Billie still flirting with that couple? Don't look, but look. 209 00:08:32,090 --> 00:08:34,428 Oh, my God. I remember when my first friend got engaged. 210 00:08:34,562 --> 00:08:36,432 -[Billie] Really? -Ugh. Me too. 211 00:08:36,599 --> 00:08:40,508 Yeah. Oh. It was bad. I plucked out every single one of my eyebrows. 212 00:08:40,707 --> 00:08:41,877 I looked like a ping pong ball. 213 00:08:41,944 --> 00:08:44,749 -I'm really happy for you. -Oh, my God. 214 00:08:44,949 --> 00:08:46,118 It's funny, but it was 215 00:08:46,185 --> 00:08:47,922 -it was honestly scary. -[person 1] It was bad. 216 00:08:47,988 --> 00:08:49,960 -[Issa] Oh. I'm so proud I could cry. -[Anton] Aw. 217 00:08:50,093 --> 00:08:51,796 So what'd you boys get up to today? 218 00:08:51,863 --> 00:08:54,334 Oh, yeah, what did you boys get up to today? 219 00:08:54,569 --> 00:08:56,105 Oh. Um. 220 00:08:56,172 --> 00:08:57,609 -We made soup. -We made soup. 221 00:08:57,676 --> 00:09:00,379 -[gasps] Fun! -Soup without me? 222 00:09:00,614 --> 00:09:01,750 What kind? 223 00:09:02,619 --> 00:09:04,054 -Minestrone. -Minestrone. 224 00:09:04,121 --> 00:09:06,425 -[Issa] Hmm. -Well, you guys are being weird. 225 00:09:06,492 --> 00:09:09,098 -No. -You, like, hiding something or what? 226 00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:12,505 -[sighs] We burnt the soup. -[sighs] We burnt the soup. 227 00:09:12,705 --> 00:09:14,040 -[sighs] So sad. -Okay. 228 00:09:14,141 --> 00:09:15,711 -Um, Paul Baker, I need to get sit down. -Yes. 229 00:09:15,811 --> 00:09:17,314 Can you guys go stand in Billie's eyeline 230 00:09:17,581 --> 00:09:19,352 in case that couple gets weird and human trafficky? 231 00:09:19,585 --> 00:09:22,123 -Yeah, of course. -Thank you. You guys are such good allies. 232 00:09:22,257 --> 00:09:23,894 Not you. What did that Zack-Carlos say? 233 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:25,564 So yeah, it's not looking good. 234 00:09:25,697 --> 00:09:27,200 -He won't sign the papers. -What? 235 00:09:27,267 --> 00:09:29,237 Yeah, and he's trying to, like, move in with us now. 236 00:09:29,337 --> 00:09:31,576 Can you just please be honest with Paul Baker? 237 00:09:31,776 --> 00:09:33,614 No. No. Absolutely not. 238 00:09:33,681 --> 00:09:36,520 If I tell him I've been married this whole time, he will move back to Canada. 239 00:09:36,719 --> 00:09:39,826 Issa, he's not gonna move back to Canada if you're just honest with him. 240 00:09:39,893 --> 00:09:43,432 He loves honesty. He's obsessed with it, which is why we have to lie. 241 00:09:43,499 --> 00:09:46,540 -Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. -[Issa] I'm telling you, I know him. 242 00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:47,976 I'll talk to Zack-Carlos tomorrow. 243 00:09:48,042 --> 00:09:51,182 [sighs] Thank you. You're a good man. 244 00:09:51,248 --> 00:09:53,386 Now get on that table and make it bounce for mamma. 245 00:09:53,954 --> 00:09:55,323 Make what bounce? 246 00:09:56,425 --> 00:09:58,396 No. It's on the house. 247 00:09:58,764 --> 00:10:01,536 [scoffs] Wow. 248 00:10:01,970 --> 00:10:03,139 He's cute. 249 00:10:03,607 --> 00:10:05,176 -No. No. -No? 250 00:10:05,209 --> 00:10:08,249 Anton, you don't wanna make that dry martini a little dirty? 251 00:10:08,315 --> 00:10:10,988 -[laughs] Honestly, I probably should. -Huh? 252 00:10:11,055 --> 00:10:12,825 -It's getting really bad. -[Paul] The dry spell? 253 00:10:12,892 --> 00:10:15,697 Yeah. The other day I almost bit a mannequin at Bloomingdale's. 254 00:10:15,864 --> 00:10:16,900 -Fuck off. -[Anton] Yeah. 255 00:10:16,967 --> 00:10:18,837 -Where? -Oh. In the lump. 256 00:10:19,004 --> 00:10:20,440 -[Paul retches] -[chuckles] 257 00:10:20,507 --> 00:10:22,711 -But yeah, weirdly I'm like not spiraling. -Hey. 258 00:10:22,878 --> 00:10:26,620 My friends are where they're supposed to be. I'm where I'm supposed to be. 259 00:10:26,687 --> 00:10:29,759 And where is that? 260 00:10:30,794 --> 00:10:32,230 Oh. Um 261 00:10:32,263 --> 00:10:35,270 I don't know. Just at a bar with a really hot couple 262 00:10:35,303 --> 00:10:39,144 who I think is open or I'm totally misreading the vibe. 263 00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:43,654 -Um. Okay, she's hot. -Yes. 264 00:10:43,887 --> 00:10:46,291 [person 1] She's fucking hot. Oh, this girl She's so hot. 265 00:10:46,358 --> 00:10:48,597 -[Anton] How are you though? -Marriage wise? 266 00:10:48,997 --> 00:10:50,768 -Awesome. Yeah. -Cool. 267 00:10:50,834 --> 00:10:55,143 I mean, sure, I-I always pictured my wedding a certain way. 268 00:10:55,176 --> 00:10:56,345 And what's that? 269 00:10:56,880 --> 00:10:59,384 Outdoor venue, private vows, glow sticks at the after party. 270 00:10:59,451 --> 00:11:02,391 -Got it, glow sticks. Needed always. Yeah. -Yeah. Yeah. 271 00:11:02,457 --> 00:11:05,531 But I mean this is this is great too. 272 00:11:05,731 --> 00:11:10,140 This is awesome. Like, it is so sweet what Issa is doing, marrying me. 273 00:11:10,239 --> 00:11:13,445 What all you guys are doing to keep me here, but 274 00:11:15,049 --> 00:11:17,420 -Mind wipe? -Yeah, of course. 275 00:11:17,688 --> 00:11:18,489 I 276 00:11:18,556 --> 00:11:19,859 I Um. 277 00:11:21,028 --> 00:11:24,034 You're not ready to get married, but you want to stay in the house, 278 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:26,873 and you really don't want to disappoint us. 279 00:11:32,383 --> 00:11:35,557 You know what, I think I'm gonna, um, get one of those free martinis. 280 00:11:35,624 --> 00:11:37,094 [Anton] Yeah, definitely. 281 00:11:37,161 --> 00:11:39,097 -Hi, I would like another -[bartender] Another? 282 00:11:39,164 --> 00:11:41,101 -because this has spilled. -[bartender] You got it. 283 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:43,673 Okay, I have to go to the bathroom. Just pee. 284 00:11:43,940 --> 00:11:47,582 You guys can hold hands, but no first kiss until I get back. 285 00:11:47,748 --> 00:11:49,418 -Promise. -[Billie] I promise. 286 00:11:49,485 --> 00:11:52,357 -[stammers] All right. -[person 1] Oh, my God, you guys are cute. 287 00:11:52,858 --> 00:11:55,531 So you're an orthopedist. [chuckles] 288 00:11:55,731 --> 00:11:57,067 I don't want this. 289 00:11:57,500 --> 00:11:59,872 -Hmm? -I don't. I don't want this. 290 00:12:00,172 --> 00:12:02,845 It's just my wife, she wanted to open the marriage. 291 00:12:02,978 --> 00:12:07,286 She wanted to go out and she wanted to explore, but I wanted to have kids by now. 292 00:12:07,353 --> 00:12:09,491 -I'm sorry, what? -[person 2] But no, my wife, 293 00:12:09,491 --> 00:12:09,526 -I'm sorry, what? -[person 2] But no, my wife, she wants to go around town and she wants to fuck young sluts together. 294 00:12:09,526 --> 00:12:11,930 she wants to go around town and she wants to fuck young sluts together. 295 00:12:12,130 --> 00:12:18,710 [chuckles] I can't keep having this amount of sex with random people. 296 00:12:19,077 --> 00:12:22,317 I mean, you're incredible, and I'm not even attracted to you at all. 297 00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:24,789 And I mean, look at you, you're so 298 00:12:26,793 --> 00:12:28,029 -Pretty? -Gen Z. 299 00:12:28,195 --> 00:12:30,701 -Oh, okay. -Yeah. I love Gen Z and 300 00:12:30,767 --> 00:12:32,070 Yeah. 301 00:12:33,874 --> 00:12:35,645 You know what, Brian? You know what? 302 00:12:35,711 --> 00:12:37,313 No. No, actually. No. 303 00:12:37,380 --> 00:12:39,417 Because, hey, look at me. Look me in the eye. 304 00:12:39,417 --> 00:12:42,291 I have had a very tough year. It sounds like maybe you have too. 305 00:12:42,357 --> 00:12:46,533 But guess what? Tonight's not about you, Brian, okay? 306 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,670 Not about your wife. 307 00:12:48,737 --> 00:12:50,708 There are three of us here and only one of us shaved their asshole for this. 308 00:12:50,941 --> 00:12:52,377 Was it you, Brian? 309 00:12:53,045 --> 00:12:54,916 -Was it you, Brian? -No, but 310 00:12:55,049 --> 00:12:56,619 So, here's what's gonna happen, okay? 311 00:12:56,886 --> 00:12:59,224 Your wife's gonna come back and then you're gonna man up 312 00:12:59,290 --> 00:13:02,397 and you're gonna fuck me, then your wife in that order 313 00:13:02,397 --> 00:13:05,136 because I get UTIs like a grandmother, Brian. Do you understand me? 314 00:13:05,336 --> 00:13:06,673 -Yeah. Yeah. -Yeah? 315 00:13:06,839 --> 00:13:08,375 -Great. -That sounds awesome. 316 00:13:08,977 --> 00:13:10,080 -[Billie] Hi. -Hi, sweetie. 317 00:13:10,146 --> 00:13:12,384 -Hey! -Remember me? 318 00:13:12,951 --> 00:13:15,490 -Welcome back. -Okay, what were you talking about? 319 00:13:15,557 --> 00:13:18,664 It just, we were What did You said What did you say? 320 00:13:18,930 --> 00:13:22,303 Hey, hey. Don't forget to do that thing I taught you. 321 00:13:23,072 --> 00:13:24,041 Ooh. 322 00:13:24,441 --> 00:13:27,548 What, uh What thing did she teach you? 323 00:13:28,248 --> 00:13:29,885 -It's just anal. -[Brian sighs] 324 00:13:30,821 --> 00:13:32,056 We're doing anal tonight. 325 00:13:41,074 --> 00:13:42,243 And then what happened? 326 00:13:42,343 --> 00:13:44,481 Zack-Carlos, we told you this already. 327 00:13:44,549 --> 00:13:46,986 [stammers] It turns out it was the bayside stabber and he was on our couch. 328 00:13:47,086 --> 00:13:49,090 And then the police came and it was a whole ordeal. 329 00:13:49,157 --> 00:13:51,395 -Yeah. -[Zack-Carlos] You guys are crazy. 330 00:13:52,699 --> 00:13:54,869 -The antics. [giggles] -[sighs] 331 00:13:55,036 --> 00:13:56,405 You know what? 332 00:13:57,140 --> 00:13:57,975 I have decided. 333 00:13:58,042 --> 00:13:59,712 -Yeah? -Great! 334 00:13:59,945 --> 00:14:02,150 -Great, you can sign right here. -Thank you so much. 335 00:14:02,350 --> 00:14:06,358 I will move in. Aw. 336 00:14:06,993 --> 00:14:08,797 Oh, bro, no. 337 00:14:08,864 --> 00:14:10,367 No. 338 00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:12,571 Zack-Carlos, you're not No, you're not moving in, okay? 339 00:14:12,571 --> 00:14:12,572 Zack-Carlos, you're not No, you're not moving in, okay? -I'm just gonna be straight up with you. -All right. Classic Samir. 340 00:14:12,572 --> 00:14:15,042 -I'm just gonna be straight up with you. -All right. Classic Samir. 341 00:14:15,109 --> 00:14:18,483 No, no. I'm being serious, okay? 342 00:14:18,550 --> 00:14:20,253 You are not moving in. 343 00:14:20,286 --> 00:14:22,290 And it's not because there's no room. It was never about that. 344 00:14:22,357 --> 00:14:25,597 -Mm-hmm. -It's because you're so crazy, okay? 345 00:14:25,897 --> 00:14:27,835 And And where's Beth? Where's your mom? 346 00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:29,170 Is she alive? 347 00:14:29,237 --> 00:14:30,541 I don't want to go back and forth with you. 348 00:14:30,874 --> 00:14:32,978 Can you just sign the divorce papers? 349 00:14:34,615 --> 00:14:36,051 -No! -[gasps] 350 00:14:38,857 --> 00:14:41,262 -Why? -Because you guys left me. 351 00:14:41,328 --> 00:14:44,034 We used to hang out all of the time. 352 00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:48,543 Then after college, you replaced me with Billie. 353 00:14:49,211 --> 00:14:51,916 And now with Paul Baker. 354 00:14:52,551 --> 00:14:55,356 Bisexual, queer, proud! 355 00:14:55,422 --> 00:14:58,663 -Wait, how do you know that? -Instagram story, bitch. 356 00:14:58,730 --> 00:15:01,636 While we're doing it, let's just call him like he is. 357 00:15:02,470 --> 00:15:03,840 He's an illegal alien. 358 00:15:04,107 --> 00:15:06,078 -Oh, okay. -No, you can't say that, Zack-Carlos. 359 00:15:06,211 --> 00:15:08,950 -He's an alien. -What? Zack-Carlos, no. 360 00:15:09,017 --> 00:15:10,554 -Hey, do not. -Yep. Yep. 361 00:15:10,620 --> 00:15:13,726 He's an illegal alien who is sleeping with my wife. 362 00:15:13,793 --> 00:15:19,370 So, no, I'm not divorcing Issa because that's how I'm involved. 363 00:15:21,208 --> 00:15:22,410 [Samir] Ugh. 364 00:15:22,443 --> 00:15:23,613 Okay. 365 00:15:23,613 --> 00:15:25,718 Okay, okay. You're right. 366 00:15:26,118 --> 00:15:28,222 -You're right, Zack-Carlos. -He's right? 367 00:15:28,289 --> 00:15:30,594 He's right, Samir. He's right. 368 00:15:31,094 --> 00:15:32,598 [sighs] It's just a shame though 369 00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:34,902 'cause you would've really hit it off with Paul Baker. 370 00:15:34,969 --> 00:15:37,107 -He loves meeting new people. -What are you doing? 371 00:15:37,173 --> 00:15:40,212 -He's kind, he's a great listener. -What? 372 00:15:40,514 --> 00:15:42,350 He's, like, funny over text. [chuckles] 373 00:15:42,416 --> 00:15:44,789 You know those people that are, like, funny over text, Samir? 374 00:15:44,989 --> 00:15:46,358 You know those people? Hmm? 375 00:15:46,424 --> 00:15:49,666 -Mmm. He's funny over text. -[Anton] So funny. 376 00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:51,937 I-I'm funny over text. 377 00:15:52,103 --> 00:15:53,138 -[Samir] Yeah. -Yes. 378 00:15:53,205 --> 00:15:55,811 Yes, you're funny over text too. 379 00:15:55,877 --> 00:15:57,581 They would have such good bits. 380 00:15:57,648 --> 00:16:00,987 -P.B. and Z.C. -Would've, could've, should've. Yep. 381 00:16:02,424 --> 00:16:05,597 Too bad he's going back to Canada. Bye, Zack-Carlos. 382 00:16:05,664 --> 00:16:07,635 -Wait. -[Anton] Hmm? 383 00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:10,607 Does he watch The Masked Singer? 384 00:16:12,644 --> 00:16:13,980 Yeah. 385 00:16:14,815 --> 00:16:16,384 Could he explain it to me? 386 00:16:18,288 --> 00:16:19,992 -Of-Of course. -Of course. 387 00:16:23,432 --> 00:16:25,637 -Yay, congratulations. -[bride] Appreciate it 388 00:16:26,104 --> 00:16:27,140 Twins. 389 00:16:27,273 --> 00:16:29,344 Aw. You're doing a really good thing. 390 00:16:29,545 --> 00:16:30,814 [Issa] Thanks, I know. 391 00:16:31,414 --> 00:16:34,254 Ugh. Oh, wait! How was that date with that couple last night? 392 00:16:34,354 --> 00:16:36,124 -It was actually really good. -[gasps] 393 00:16:36,291 --> 00:16:37,662 -Oh, really? -[Billie] Yeah. 394 00:16:37,694 --> 00:16:38,830 [Issa] Wow. 395 00:16:39,297 --> 00:16:41,536 -Ahem. You have UTI? -My vagina is on fire. 396 00:16:41,603 --> 00:16:43,740 [screams] Look at you, you little ass hopper. 397 00:16:43,807 --> 00:16:45,442 Threesomes, itchy vaginas. 398 00:16:45,510 --> 00:16:47,548 -You're, like, doing it. -I know. 399 00:16:47,581 --> 00:16:50,153 And meanwhile you're the responsible one about to get married. 400 00:16:50,319 --> 00:16:51,856 -I know. -Next thing you know, 401 00:16:51,923 --> 00:16:53,158 you're gonna stop flushing your tampons down the toilet. 402 00:16:53,225 --> 00:16:54,662 I know. What? 403 00:16:54,729 --> 00:16:56,732 It's like you're the Billie and I'm the Issa. 404 00:16:56,799 --> 00:16:58,302 Oh, God. 405 00:16:58,703 --> 00:17:01,842 -Yeah. Yeah, that's true -Next thing you know you're gonna start-- 406 00:17:02,043 --> 00:17:03,212 -[Samir] Wow! -Hi. 407 00:17:03,412 --> 00:17:04,281 -Hi! -Hi! 408 00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:06,218 Issa, you look so beautiful. 409 00:17:06,418 --> 00:17:09,324 Thanks. It's vintage Samir's mom in that it is her wedding dress. 410 00:17:09,490 --> 00:17:10,627 -Excuse me. -[Issa] Mm-hmm. 411 00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:12,296 Iss, we got those papers signed. 412 00:17:12,496 --> 00:17:13,567 Yep, we handled it. 413 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,638 [gasps] Good, great. Super great. 414 00:17:15,704 --> 00:17:17,006 [Samir] Oh. Shh. Shh. 415 00:17:17,139 --> 00:17:19,110 -[Billie] Hey! -[Paul] Okay, 416 00:17:19,277 --> 00:17:21,950 I know I'm not supposed to see you yet, my beautiful bride. Are you ready, Iss? 417 00:17:22,016 --> 00:17:24,321 -Yes, super ready. Super. -[Paul] Okay, let's do it! 418 00:17:24,454 --> 00:17:26,125 -[Billie] She's ready! -Let's go! 419 00:17:26,358 --> 00:17:29,497 -All right. All right, let's go! -I'm getting married! Yay! Yes! 420 00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:31,569 -Come on, Carly. -Okay. 421 00:17:32,270 --> 00:17:35,109 [Anton] Carly, I am stealing you from Samir. You're tiny. 422 00:17:37,581 --> 00:17:39,384 I hope it's a UTI. 423 00:17:45,362 --> 00:17:47,534 [♪♪ orchestral music playing] 424 00:17:51,742 --> 00:17:53,378 Hello. 425 00:17:54,682 --> 00:17:56,084 -Ooh. Take me in. -What? 426 00:17:56,586 --> 00:17:59,658 Take me in, take me in. [sniffs] 427 00:18:02,396 --> 00:18:03,599 Did you sniff me? 428 00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:06,305 [Billie] And, okay. I will see you in there. 429 00:18:06,372 --> 00:18:08,442 Wait, wait, wait. Please, please, please. 430 00:18:08,475 --> 00:18:09,812 What? 431 00:18:10,146 --> 00:18:11,749 I can't do this. 432 00:18:12,651 --> 00:18:14,722 -Oh, my God, Iss. -[Issa] I can't. 433 00:18:14,789 --> 00:18:16,760 I'm not supposed to get married at 24. 434 00:18:16,792 --> 00:18:19,799 If anything, I'm supposed to get married at 60 to a 24-year-old. 435 00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:22,872 Okay, Iss, but remember Remember, you've been married before. 436 00:18:23,105 --> 00:18:24,608 Yeah, as a bit! 437 00:18:24,708 --> 00:18:27,548 This isn't a bit. I live with this guy. 438 00:18:28,115 --> 00:18:29,685 [♪♪ romantic music playing] 439 00:18:33,325 --> 00:18:35,496 Hey, sorry, who is this guy? 440 00:18:36,164 --> 00:18:37,668 It's Zack-Carlos. 441 00:18:37,668 --> 00:18:38,836 He's your best man. 442 00:18:40,607 --> 00:18:41,976 Okay. 443 00:18:42,611 --> 00:18:44,949 He's gonna get deported. Paul Baker's gonna get deported. 444 00:18:45,149 --> 00:18:46,484 This is horrible. 445 00:18:46,552 --> 00:18:48,088 Do you know how many marches I've been to for that? 446 00:18:48,355 --> 00:18:50,226 -Oh, God. -He's not gonna get deported, okay? 447 00:18:50,426 --> 00:18:51,863 Oh, my God, I'm gonna throw up. I'm gonna throw up. I'm gonna ralph. 448 00:18:51,929 --> 00:18:53,332 -Issa, don't ralph. -[Issa] Oh, God. 449 00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:55,302 I'm gonna ralph on Samir's mom's dress. 450 00:18:55,369 --> 00:18:56,673 -Don't throw up. -I'm gonna throw up. Oh, God. 451 00:18:56,806 --> 00:18:58,576 If you puke, it'll make me puke. 452 00:18:58,643 --> 00:19:00,847 -[gags] Oh, God. [gags] -Don't-- 453 00:19:05,489 --> 00:19:07,193 Oh, my God. [chuckles] 454 00:19:14,575 --> 00:19:17,246 [burps] I'm a bad person. I'm a bad person. 455 00:19:17,413 --> 00:19:18,616 Hey, look at me. Stop crying. 456 00:19:18,683 --> 00:19:21,388 -Oh, God. What do we do? -[Billie] It's okay. 457 00:19:21,555 --> 00:19:23,225 We are gonna figure this out. 458 00:19:23,627 --> 00:19:25,229 How? 459 00:19:31,208 --> 00:19:32,476 [doors opens] 460 00:19:34,247 --> 00:19:35,583 What the fuck? 461 00:19:46,772 --> 00:19:48,375 -[Paul whispers] Jesus Christ. -Okay. 462 00:19:48,442 --> 00:19:50,948 -That's not the bride. -Oh. 463 00:19:51,515 --> 00:19:53,452 [whispers] Billie, what's happening? 464 00:19:53,619 --> 00:19:55,790 Issa is really really sorry, but she can't actually marry you right now. 465 00:19:56,224 --> 00:19:57,394 [Paul] Oh. 466 00:19:57,728 --> 00:19:59,430 -Totally, yeah. -[Billie] Okay? 467 00:19:59,497 --> 00:20:01,267 But it's gonna be okay because we're not gonna lose you 468 00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:02,771 because [breathes deeply] 469 00:20:03,271 --> 00:20:04,273 I am gonna marry you. 470 00:20:04,474 --> 00:20:06,044 -Billie, what? -No. 471 00:20:06,211 --> 00:20:08,049 -That's crazy. -Who cares, okay? 472 00:20:08,115 --> 00:20:11,522 Last night I went down on a woman while her husband sobbed beside me, okay? 473 00:20:11,622 --> 00:20:13,125 -I can do anything. -[Samir] Billie, no. 474 00:20:13,291 --> 00:20:14,895 Okay, hey, Billie, hey. No. 475 00:20:15,229 --> 00:20:17,266 -I'll-I'll just marry him. -What the fuck? 476 00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:19,137 -Samir. -He's my guy, okay? 477 00:20:19,337 --> 00:20:20,841 I He cooks my meals. 478 00:20:20,874 --> 00:20:23,278 He-He remembers my passwords. He lives in my house, okay? 479 00:20:23,345 --> 00:20:25,316 -Let's just do this. -Hey, guys, no. 480 00:20:25,382 --> 00:20:26,819 Samir, well, you're not even gay, so 481 00:20:26,952 --> 00:20:28,321 So? I've seen it. I can get there. 482 00:20:28,523 --> 00:20:30,794 -Ooh. -Hey, guys, no. 483 00:20:30,927 --> 00:20:32,530 Super sweet that you want to do this. 484 00:20:32,597 --> 00:20:34,200 But if Issa can't marry me, then that's that. 485 00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:36,839 -I'm leaving the country. -Well, she totally can though. 486 00:20:36,906 --> 00:20:38,075 [Billie] Oh Just no, no. 487 00:20:38,141 --> 00:20:39,210 I divorced her this morning. 488 00:20:39,477 --> 00:20:40,748 [gasps] 489 00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:43,185 -Fuck. -What? 490 00:20:43,251 --> 00:20:44,487 Shit. 491 00:20:45,456 --> 00:20:47,493 -Oh. Oh. And that is the bride. -Ooh. 492 00:20:47,627 --> 00:20:49,297 -You have four minutes. -Hi, Paul B. 493 00:20:49,364 --> 00:20:50,399 Sorry, sweetie. Thank you. 494 00:20:50,466 --> 00:20:51,936 -Hi. Uh Okay. -Hi. 495 00:20:52,003 --> 00:20:56,679 So, I actually lied about, like, a lot, actually. 496 00:20:56,746 --> 00:20:58,649 -Iss -[Issa] I was married, 497 00:20:58,683 --> 00:21:01,354 when I proposed to you, to a nightmare twank named Zack-Carlos. 498 00:21:01,555 --> 00:21:02,991 Hi, Zack-Carlos. And I-- 499 00:21:03,058 --> 00:21:04,695 [Paul] You were married? 500 00:21:04,995 --> 00:21:06,298 -Yeah. -[Paul] The whole time? 501 00:21:06,532 --> 00:21:07,634 [Issa] Mm-hmm. 502 00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:09,237 And all of you guys knew? 503 00:21:09,304 --> 00:21:11,675 -Yeah, we knew. -Well, his name sounded familiar. 504 00:21:11,842 --> 00:21:13,779 -[sighs] -[Issa] Yeah, they knew. 505 00:21:13,779 --> 00:21:13,780 -[sighs] -[Issa] Yeah, they knew. Going back, you know, we probably wouldn't have lied as much. 506 00:21:13,780 --> 00:21:15,717 Going back, you know, we probably wouldn't have lied as much. 507 00:21:15,750 --> 00:21:17,453 But it was just because we thought we could pull it off. 508 00:21:17,521 --> 00:21:19,390 -Pull it off? -Pull it off? 509 00:21:19,558 --> 00:21:21,228 -This is my life. -His life. 510 00:21:21,294 --> 00:21:24,033 -You know, you could've just talked to me. -Just talk. 511 00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:26,639 Look, we all love you. We just want you to stay. 512 00:21:26,706 --> 00:21:28,743 So literally any of us would marry you. 513 00:21:28,810 --> 00:21:31,516 -[Billie] Yeah, we would. -Yeah. And I love you, Paul Barker. 514 00:21:31,582 --> 00:21:33,118 [Paul] Zack-Carlos, I swear to God 515 00:21:33,318 --> 00:21:35,189 Paul Baker, you choose. 516 00:21:35,255 --> 00:21:37,426 -What do you want? -[Billie] Yeah. 517 00:21:40,432 --> 00:21:41,902 [sighs] 518 00:21:48,381 --> 00:21:49,685 [all laughing] 519 00:21:50,654 --> 00:21:52,156 Okay, wait, can I have some cake? 520 00:21:52,423 --> 00:21:54,060 -No, I want this one. -[Billie] I'll trade you. 521 00:21:54,093 --> 00:21:55,429 Okay. 522 00:21:55,630 --> 00:21:56,599 Oh, we watching a movie? 523 00:21:56,665 --> 00:21:58,435 [Issa] Mmm. That suit. 524 00:21:58,503 --> 00:22:01,909 I may not be a bride, but I'm gonna fuck a groom tonight. 525 00:22:02,042 --> 00:22:03,512 -[Paul] Okay. -[Issa] Wait, wait, wait. 526 00:22:03,579 --> 00:22:05,416 You have to sit next to your literal spouse. 527 00:22:05,583 --> 00:22:06,719 -Oh, yeah. -Oh, yeah. 528 00:22:06,852 --> 00:22:09,490 -Okay. Okay, okay. -[Samir] Come on. 529 00:22:16,004 --> 00:22:18,008 [Paul clears throat, chuckles] 530 00:22:18,676 --> 00:22:19,477 [sighs] 531 00:22:19,545 --> 00:22:20,880 Thank you for marrying me. 532 00:22:20,980 --> 00:22:23,485 Of course. It was nothing. It's marriage. 533 00:22:24,020 --> 00:22:25,289 It is something. 534 00:22:25,723 --> 00:22:28,361 -Wait, you guys never had your kiss. -Oh, my God! 535 00:22:28,428 --> 00:22:30,700 -You have to. -No, guys 536 00:22:30,833 --> 00:22:32,103 [Billie] Guys, come on. Kiss, kiss 537 00:22:32,170 --> 00:22:33,940 No. No, no, no. We don't need to do that. 538 00:22:34,006 --> 00:22:37,615 -Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss. -Okay, then. 539 00:22:37,747 --> 00:22:39,585 -[Samir] That Come on -Bigger than that. 540 00:22:39,651 --> 00:22:41,488 You're not gonna get cooties. Kiss. 541 00:22:41,556 --> 00:22:43,158 Fine. Okay. 542 00:22:43,759 --> 00:22:45,597 Kiss for real! 543 00:22:45,763 --> 00:22:49,638 -Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss. -Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss. [chuckles] 544 00:22:54,548 --> 00:22:55,917 [Paul clears throat] 545 00:22:57,153 --> 00:22:58,421 Uh-huh. 546 00:22:58,923 --> 00:23:02,496 "Kiss, kiss!" We kissed. We We just kissed. 547 00:23:05,035 --> 00:23:07,273 -Should we watch a movie? -Yep. Yes. 548 00:23:07,406 --> 00:23:08,776 We need to watch a movie right now. 549 00:23:08,843 --> 00:23:10,412 -[Paul] Let's do it. -[Anton] Hundred-percent. 550 00:23:10,647 --> 00:23:11,815 [Issa] Oh, uh. 551 00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:15,857 Okay, someone throw out a movie. 552 00:23:17,459 --> 00:23:18,796 Oh. Um [clicks tongue] 553 00:23:18,929 --> 00:23:20,867 -[electricity hums] -[Issa screams] 554 00:23:20,934 --> 00:23:22,971 [Samir sighs] 555 00:23:23,038 --> 00:23:24,708 Conrad Edison.