1 00:00:06,791 --> 00:00:08,750 -[camera shutter clicks] -[dramatic sting] 2 00:00:08,833 --> 00:00:10,583 [somber music playing] 3 00:00:10,666 --> 00:00:11,916 [camera shutter clicks] 4 00:00:35,791 --> 00:00:37,583 [dramatic music playing] 5 00:01:28,166 --> 00:01:29,625 [inaudible] 6 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,041 -[Dr. Cunningham] Please be seated. -[music stops] 7 00:01:36,125 --> 00:01:37,666 [guests murmuring] 8 00:01:41,250 --> 00:01:42,750 [Dr. Cunningham] We have gathered here 9 00:01:42,833 --> 00:01:46,583 to witness the joining of these two beloved souls. 10 00:01:49,583 --> 00:01:53,916 It has been said that love is patient, love is kind, 11 00:01:55,250 --> 00:01:58,541 but I have found it to be much more life-threatening than that. 12 00:01:58,625 --> 00:01:59,958 [guests chuckle] 13 00:02:00,916 --> 00:02:04,000 When we first fall in love, we become soft. 14 00:02:05,041 --> 00:02:09,291 And in our softness, we are stabbed all the way through the chest. 15 00:02:09,375 --> 00:02:10,541 That's love. 16 00:02:11,833 --> 00:02:16,416 It's a metal rod through the heart, piercing you. 17 00:02:17,791 --> 00:02:20,791 Every day, you hope that that rod isn't ripped out. 18 00:02:21,541 --> 00:02:24,750 But like any risk, 19 00:02:24,833 --> 00:02:29,041 it's the thrill that makes it all worthwhile. 20 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,583 To love fully, one must offer themselves up. 21 00:02:33,666 --> 00:02:36,666 The most important decision is who you trust to hold 22 00:02:36,750 --> 00:02:38,791 the other end of that metal rod. 23 00:02:40,625 --> 00:02:43,833 And now the couple has decided to write their own vows. 24 00:02:44,333 --> 00:02:46,250 Rachel, we'll start with you first. 25 00:02:47,791 --> 00:02:49,125 [exhales] 26 00:02:51,791 --> 00:02:53,125 Nicky. [exhales] 27 00:02:54,500 --> 00:02:58,333 Falling for you was so easy and happened so fast. [chuckles] 28 00:02:59,083 --> 00:03:02,125 Our first date was in a rental car 29 00:03:02,208 --> 00:03:06,250 and lasted four days. 30 00:03:06,333 --> 00:03:08,583 -[woman] Hm. [chuckles] -Four days. [chuckles] 31 00:03:09,250 --> 00:03:13,291 And… I remember thinking… 32 00:03:15,750 --> 00:03:17,875 "I never wanna get out of this car." 33 00:03:17,958 --> 00:03:18,791 [guests] Aw. 34 00:03:18,875 --> 00:03:24,708 And four days is now… [exhales] …forever. 35 00:03:24,791 --> 00:03:26,291 [all chuckling] 36 00:03:28,125 --> 00:03:29,625 [pensive music playing] 37 00:03:29,708 --> 00:03:33,208 I spent my life trying to arm myself 38 00:03:33,291 --> 00:03:37,666 against bad luck, always… 39 00:03:39,958 --> 00:03:44,250 in pursuit of certainty. But, 40 00:03:45,291 --> 00:03:49,041 yeah, as we know, this week has put us through the fucking wringer. 41 00:03:49,125 --> 00:03:53,833 -[guests chuckling] -Sorry. Put us through the wringer. 42 00:03:53,916 --> 00:03:58,958 And through it all, I realized that 43 00:04:00,083 --> 00:04:04,458 you can't rely on certainty because there… 44 00:04:05,250 --> 00:04:09,250 there is no certainty in marriage, in love, in anything. 45 00:04:09,333 --> 00:04:12,583 The only certainty in life is death. 46 00:04:17,375 --> 00:04:19,708 The only certainty in life is death. 47 00:04:19,791 --> 00:04:21,666 [music continues] 48 00:04:42,916 --> 00:04:44,291 [ratcheting, clicks] 49 00:04:46,333 --> 00:04:48,041 So fuck certainty. 50 00:05:02,125 --> 00:05:03,916 I have nothing to worry about. 51 00:05:05,541 --> 00:05:09,541 Because you… you are my good luck charm. 52 00:05:09,625 --> 00:05:14,458 You have always, always, always been my good luck charm. 53 00:05:15,541 --> 00:05:17,041 It's true. [chuckles] 54 00:05:18,208 --> 00:05:19,416 So… 55 00:05:20,916 --> 00:05:27,791 I vow, Nicky, to see you truly as you have done for me. 56 00:05:27,875 --> 00:05:29,958 And I promise to… 57 00:05:32,333 --> 00:05:35,791 believe in you and believe in us. 58 00:05:36,375 --> 00:05:37,291 [sniffles] 59 00:05:38,375 --> 00:05:42,208 Because that is… that's really what this… this is. 60 00:05:42,291 --> 00:05:46,875 It's… it's a leap of faith that we don't know what's gonna happen, 61 00:05:46,958 --> 00:05:51,666 but we believe it's gonna work out. 62 00:05:53,166 --> 00:05:54,333 And I… 63 00:05:55,541 --> 00:05:59,208 I believe you are my soulmate. 64 00:06:01,291 --> 00:06:02,500 [chuckles] 65 00:06:05,250 --> 00:06:08,833 So wherever we… we're going… wherever we're going… 66 00:06:10,958 --> 00:06:13,041 I never wanna get out of this rental car. 67 00:06:13,125 --> 00:06:15,083 -[guests chuckling] -[chuckles] 68 00:06:17,125 --> 00:06:18,250 Okay, I'm done. 69 00:06:18,958 --> 00:06:22,166 -[Dr. Cunningham] Okay, Nicky, your turn. -Yeah. [sniffles] Okay. 70 00:06:22,250 --> 00:06:23,916 [guests murmuring] 71 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:27,000 I wrote mine down. Um… [clears throat] 72 00:06:28,583 --> 00:06:29,791 Rachel. 73 00:06:31,166 --> 00:06:34,875 Um… I wish I went first. That's tough. That is tough to follow. 74 00:06:34,958 --> 00:06:35,833 [all chuckling] 75 00:06:35,916 --> 00:06:41,083 [Nicky] Okay, Rachel, as you could see from the second you got here, 76 00:06:41,166 --> 00:06:46,916 I grew up in a household where marriage was highly regarded. 77 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:51,083 So of course, when you told me two weeks into our relationship 78 00:06:51,166 --> 00:06:53,541 that you'd never get married, I thought, 79 00:06:54,833 --> 00:06:56,291 "She's the one." 80 00:06:56,375 --> 00:07:01,166 Um, but really, I never had to interrogate if you were the one 81 00:07:01,250 --> 00:07:04,625 because I always just knew. 82 00:07:05,500 --> 00:07:09,000 And after spending one hour with you, 83 00:07:09,541 --> 00:07:13,416 I thought to myself, "I hope… I hope every hour is like this." 84 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,958 "And if I don't spend the rest of my life with her, 85 00:07:17,041 --> 00:07:21,250 it's because I fucked up really badly." 86 00:07:21,333 --> 00:07:24,750 I made a vow to myself not to fuck it up really badly 87 00:07:24,833 --> 00:07:29,291 so that I could stand at an altar one day making vows to you. 88 00:07:29,791 --> 00:07:32,000 [sighs deeply] 89 00:07:32,083 --> 00:07:33,708 So here we are. 90 00:07:33,791 --> 00:07:35,125 [Nicky clears throat] 91 00:07:35,958 --> 00:07:40,250 I promise to always give you my love, 92 00:07:40,333 --> 00:07:43,500 my time, my understanding. 93 00:07:44,750 --> 00:07:50,958 I promise to be a nonjudgmental partner in whatever adventures you seek. 94 00:07:51,500 --> 00:07:56,333 I promise to stand beside you always, 95 00:07:56,416 --> 00:07:58,541 even in times of disagreement. 96 00:07:58,625 --> 00:08:03,291 There is nothing in the world that matters more to me than you. 97 00:08:04,500 --> 00:08:06,875 And I won't let anything get between us. 98 00:08:07,750 --> 00:08:08,916 [mouthing] I love you. 99 00:08:10,666 --> 00:08:11,708 That was beautiful. 100 00:08:11,791 --> 00:08:13,833 [Dr. Cunningham] That was beautiful, both of you. 101 00:08:15,583 --> 00:08:19,000 Okay, now for the big moment, yeah. The… the rings, please. 102 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,416 There you go. This is for you. 103 00:08:25,416 --> 00:08:26,666 This is for you. 104 00:08:27,708 --> 00:08:29,375 Oh, I'm shaking. [chuckles] 105 00:08:30,833 --> 00:08:31,708 Okay. 106 00:08:32,500 --> 00:08:34,250 Rachel Alexandra Harkin, 107 00:08:34,333 --> 00:08:39,041 do you take Nicholas Summer Cunningham to be your lawfully wedded husband, 108 00:08:39,125 --> 00:08:45,041 to have and to hold in sickness and in health till death do you part? 109 00:08:52,833 --> 00:08:54,000 I do. 110 00:08:54,083 --> 00:08:55,541 [guests murmuring] 111 00:09:05,458 --> 00:09:06,500 [guests chuckling] 112 00:09:06,583 --> 00:09:08,166 Nicholas Summer Cunningham, 113 00:09:08,750 --> 00:09:13,250 do you take Rachel Alexandra Harkin to be your lawfully wedded wife, 114 00:09:13,333 --> 00:09:18,208 to have and to hold in sickness and in health until death do you part? 115 00:09:33,083 --> 00:09:34,000 [guests murmuring] 116 00:09:34,083 --> 00:09:35,333 [Nicky breathing shakily] 117 00:09:35,416 --> 00:09:37,125 A simple "I do" is all I need, son. 118 00:09:37,208 --> 00:09:38,666 [Nicky] I, uh… 119 00:09:38,750 --> 00:09:39,958 You good? 120 00:09:40,541 --> 00:09:41,916 I, um… 121 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:48,791 I wrote these vows… a week ago, 122 00:09:48,875 --> 00:09:52,708 and they don't quite feel… 123 00:09:55,333 --> 00:09:57,583 Because you… you're… you're right. 124 00:09:58,625 --> 00:10:01,791 This week, it put us through the wringer, 125 00:10:01,875 --> 00:10:05,000 and everything I thought I knew 126 00:10:05,083 --> 00:10:08,458 about… about love and… and marriage, it's changed. 127 00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:09,583 It's all changed. 128 00:10:09,666 --> 00:10:14,750 And I… I… I understand you now better than I… I ever have before. 129 00:10:14,833 --> 00:10:17,666 I… I see now what you were saying. 130 00:10:18,250 --> 00:10:19,583 What are you doing? 131 00:10:19,666 --> 00:10:22,083 Marriage destroys people. 132 00:10:22,166 --> 00:10:25,083 And it was already starting to get to us. 133 00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:27,625 And you know what? I, um… 134 00:10:27,708 --> 00:10:28,708 [guests murmuring] 135 00:10:28,791 --> 00:10:31,041 I don't want our relationship to change. 136 00:10:31,125 --> 00:10:32,708 -Stick to the script. -What are you doing? 137 00:10:32,791 --> 00:10:34,583 Marriage has been a poison. 138 00:10:34,666 --> 00:10:37,166 -Marriage has been-- Stop, okay, I got it. -You okay? 139 00:10:37,250 --> 00:10:40,791 It's been a poison in my family, and I just… 140 00:10:41,750 --> 00:10:44,375 I pushed you here when you didn't want to. 141 00:10:44,458 --> 00:10:45,333 What are you doing? 142 00:10:45,416 --> 00:10:49,083 Rachel, all I want is to spend the rest of my life with you. 143 00:10:49,166 --> 00:10:50,250 [eerie music playing] 144 00:10:50,333 --> 00:10:52,333 But I don't want us to be like them. 145 00:10:53,250 --> 00:10:58,625 I want us to have the privilege of genuinely choosing each other every day. 146 00:10:58,708 --> 00:11:01,083 -Like we always have. -[Portia] Everyone, it's okay. 147 00:11:01,166 --> 00:11:02,458 [guests murmuring] 148 00:11:02,541 --> 00:11:05,916 The rental car is taking a hard left, far away from here. 149 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:10,041 -But we're still in the car. -Mm-mm. Nicky. Look at me. Look at me. 150 00:11:10,125 --> 00:11:14,583 [splutters] Marry me. Marry me. You have to marry me. Right now. 151 00:11:14,666 --> 00:11:17,166 [splutters] I'm freeing us from the institution. 152 00:11:17,250 --> 00:11:18,958 -Are you fucking serious? -[Nicky] Rachel… 153 00:11:19,041 --> 00:11:20,083 Are you fucking serious? 154 00:11:20,166 --> 00:11:21,916 This is what you want. 155 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,125 -Stop. Oh my God, this is… -[Nicky] I'm serious. 156 00:11:24,208 --> 00:11:27,250 [Dr. Cunningham] Why don't we just give the couple some time to sort things out? 157 00:11:27,333 --> 00:11:29,583 -No. -[Dr. Cunningham] Everybody just stay put. 158 00:11:29,666 --> 00:11:31,583 [Nicky] Rachel! 159 00:11:31,666 --> 00:11:33,666 [indistinct chatter] 160 00:11:37,666 --> 00:11:40,166 Let's just get the keys, get in the car, and drive. Fuck all this. 161 00:11:40,250 --> 00:11:43,333 -Tell me you're not serious. -Sorry I pushed us here. I'm fixing it. 162 00:11:43,416 --> 00:11:44,916 This week has been kind of a nightmare. 163 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,875 What if it was a vision of our future? I'm not gonna let that happen to us. 164 00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:49,541 Of course this week was a nightmare. 165 00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:51,916 It's the week of our wedding. What do you think that is? 166 00:11:53,083 --> 00:11:55,416 You were supposed to take the leap of faith with me. 167 00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:57,583 -I did. I did. That's what I was doing. -No! 168 00:11:57,666 --> 00:11:59,458 That was you hiding behind a philosophy 169 00:11:59,541 --> 00:12:02,125 and fearing a future based on other people's bad decisions! 170 00:12:02,208 --> 00:12:05,333 I was the one putting my confidence in us! 171 00:12:05,416 --> 00:12:08,166 -I'm doing the same thing. -Oh, how is this the same thing? 172 00:12:08,250 --> 00:12:10,083 You just agreed that all that matters is us. 173 00:12:10,166 --> 00:12:11,958 -I'm looking out for us. -How? 174 00:12:12,041 --> 00:12:14,375 I just refuted my family's whole value system for you! 175 00:12:14,458 --> 00:12:16,166 But I didn't ask you to! 176 00:12:16,250 --> 00:12:19,333 Okay, but Rach, I know you never wanted to get married. 177 00:12:19,416 --> 00:12:22,583 And now I… I see it, and I finally understand why. 178 00:12:22,666 --> 00:12:25,208 You have to marry me. No, we have to get married. 179 00:12:25,291 --> 00:12:27,916 Rachel, you've literally always said you never wanted to get married. 180 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,708 That was before I knew there was a marriage curse tied to my bloodline. 181 00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:34,458 And if you hadn't proposed to me, we'd be fine, and it's not your fault. 182 00:12:34,541 --> 00:12:36,291 Okay, it is not your fault. You didn't know. 183 00:12:36,375 --> 00:12:40,666 I didn't know, but now we know, and now we have to get married. 184 00:12:40,750 --> 00:12:43,166 [sniffles] That's not a reason to get married. 185 00:12:43,250 --> 00:12:46,625 It should be because we love each other and we believe in that. 186 00:12:46,708 --> 00:12:51,291 I know, but that's not the fucking situation that we're in now. 187 00:12:51,375 --> 00:12:54,208 [guests continue chattering indistinctly in distance] 188 00:12:56,041 --> 00:12:57,250 [tense music playing] 189 00:12:57,333 --> 00:13:00,333 Oh my God. Why are you doing this now? 190 00:13:02,375 --> 00:13:04,208 What the fuck, Nicky? 191 00:13:04,875 --> 00:13:06,333 Why are you doing this now? 192 00:13:06,416 --> 00:13:09,291 ["It's Not Unusual" by Tom Jones playing over speakers] 193 00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:13,333 [indistinct chatter] 194 00:13:16,125 --> 00:13:20,000 [Portia] Yeah, more. More. More. Yeah, that, yeah, thank you. 195 00:13:20,083 --> 00:13:21,708 That's how much everyone should be getting. 196 00:13:21,791 --> 00:13:23,208 Even the minors. That one's for you. 197 00:13:23,291 --> 00:13:25,166 He was in crisis, Victoria. 198 00:13:25,250 --> 00:13:28,500 He was looking to me for guidance, and I had to be honest. 199 00:13:31,916 --> 00:13:33,791 How was I supposed to know he'd react like that? 200 00:13:33,875 --> 00:13:35,458 Because he idolizes us. 201 00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:38,375 He thinks we have the perfect marriage. 202 00:13:39,458 --> 00:13:40,458 We do. 203 00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:46,250 You ruined my relationship with my son. 204 00:13:47,166 --> 00:13:50,000 I will never have the chance to regain his trust. 205 00:13:50,083 --> 00:13:53,500 -No. No, no. He loves you so much. -You took away my ending. 206 00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:56,666 Wait, come back. Victoria. 207 00:13:58,708 --> 00:14:00,875 Honey, what happened up there? 208 00:14:00,958 --> 00:14:04,625 Are you okay with this? Is Nicky okay? What do we do? 209 00:14:04,708 --> 00:14:08,458 Thank you. It's… it's just a little, silly disagreement. They will be fine. 210 00:14:08,541 --> 00:14:12,166 Can someone do, uh, the rounds? I don't want anyone thirsty. Cheers. 211 00:14:12,250 --> 00:14:13,500 Cheers. 212 00:14:14,666 --> 00:14:18,125 Like you mean it. Mommy, hi! I'm keeping the energy up. 213 00:14:18,208 --> 00:14:20,708 ["It's Not Unusual" continues playing] 214 00:14:24,083 --> 00:14:26,750 Why'd you even propose to me then? Hm? 215 00:14:27,583 --> 00:14:29,958 If I've always said I didn't wanna get married? 216 00:14:30,041 --> 00:14:32,958 All it took was you finding out that your parents' marriage isn't perfect. 217 00:14:33,041 --> 00:14:34,541 That's what you needed. 218 00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:37,916 To do the thing that I've been saying I wanted since the day we met. 219 00:14:39,125 --> 00:14:41,583 I could have told you an hour into knowing them, Nicky, 220 00:14:41,666 --> 00:14:44,041 that your parents don't have the marriage you've idolized. 221 00:14:44,125 --> 00:14:46,375 Your mother is lovely, yes, but she's also a narcissist. 222 00:14:46,458 --> 00:14:48,416 And your father is a broken romantic 223 00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:51,250 who's looking for something to stuff the rest of himself into. 224 00:14:51,333 --> 00:14:54,583 So their marriage only works because he reveres her. 225 00:14:54,666 --> 00:14:55,750 And she needs to be revered. 226 00:14:55,833 --> 00:14:58,375 He's completely consumed by her, and still he's not enough for her. 227 00:14:58,458 --> 00:15:01,791 So they're both empty, and it's depressing to watch. 228 00:15:01,875 --> 00:15:04,625 Thanks, Rachel, yeah. Thanks. Thank you for that. 229 00:15:04,708 --> 00:15:08,541 So I guess we both don't wanna end up like your parents. 230 00:15:09,083 --> 00:15:13,458 And, um, just to be clear in that scenario, 231 00:15:13,541 --> 00:15:16,291 I'm the romantic, and you're the narcissist. 232 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,833 Oh. That's nice. 233 00:15:18,916 --> 00:15:21,083 [Nicky] Yeah, no, that does make sense actually 234 00:15:21,166 --> 00:15:25,625 because our whole relationship revolves around you. 235 00:15:25,708 --> 00:15:26,625 Okay. 236 00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:30,041 It's always me reassuring you that everything's okay, 237 00:15:30,125 --> 00:15:33,375 even when there's literally nothing going on! 238 00:15:33,458 --> 00:15:36,333 Because you think something's always out to get you, 239 00:15:36,416 --> 00:15:39,000 so I'm always tiptoeing around your sensitivities. 240 00:15:39,083 --> 00:15:39,916 Okay. 241 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,708 -[Nicky] 'Cause you can't handle anything. -I get it. I get it. 242 00:15:42,791 --> 00:15:45,625 -[Nicky] Not even one day with my family… -I get it, Nicky. 243 00:15:45,708 --> 00:15:47,708 …without me there, constantly reassuring you. 244 00:15:47,791 --> 00:15:48,625 [breathing heavily] 245 00:15:48,708 --> 00:15:52,541 Every little thing is just an exhausting puzzle with you. 246 00:15:52,625 --> 00:15:54,541 -Nothing is easy. -I get it. 247 00:15:54,625 --> 00:15:57,250 -You're a really hard person to love! -I know! 248 00:15:57,333 --> 00:15:59,333 [tense music playing] 249 00:15:59,416 --> 00:16:00,916 Okay? I know! 250 00:16:05,333 --> 00:16:07,000 Is that what you wanna hear? 251 00:16:09,708 --> 00:16:10,875 Oh, fuck. 252 00:16:10,958 --> 00:16:13,500 [unsettling music playing] 253 00:16:15,666 --> 00:16:17,416 [warbling] 254 00:16:20,958 --> 00:16:24,458 [indistinct chatter, distorted] 255 00:16:26,041 --> 00:16:29,125 [distorted] Cheers, everyone. That's it, bring the cheer. 256 00:16:29,208 --> 00:16:30,750 [warbling continues] 257 00:16:30,833 --> 00:16:32,750 [distorted] Feel like it was me. It was me. 258 00:16:32,833 --> 00:16:35,625 [distorted] Should we leave? Wait, should we leave? 259 00:16:35,708 --> 00:16:38,416 [distorted] Portia said the ceremony's gonna resume soon. 260 00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:42,708 [music intensifies] 261 00:16:42,791 --> 00:16:44,291 [slow music playing in distance] 262 00:16:44,375 --> 00:16:46,083 Why'd you say yes, then? 263 00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:49,916 -When I proposed, why'd you say yes? -Because… 264 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,166 Because… because I knew how much it meant to you, 265 00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:55,083 and I… and I… I loved you, and… 266 00:16:58,833 --> 00:17:03,958 Nicky, you're, like, the only person who could have gotten me here. 267 00:17:04,041 --> 00:17:05,125 You loved me? 268 00:17:08,625 --> 00:17:10,375 Do you not love me anymore? 269 00:17:10,458 --> 00:17:12,208 -[footsteps approaching] -[door opens] 270 00:17:12,291 --> 00:17:14,666 -[Nicky] No. Go away. -[Portia] I wanna know her answer. 271 00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:15,916 -[Nicky] Get out. -My God. 272 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,000 [Portia] Mom wants you in there, kissing and smiling 273 00:17:18,083 --> 00:17:20,458 like you didn't slap her in the face in front of her bloodline 274 00:17:20,541 --> 00:17:22,500 and everyone in this world she loves and respects. 275 00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:26,041 -Okay, goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. -[Portia] Ew, your hands are slimy. 276 00:17:26,125 --> 00:17:27,166 [lock turning] 277 00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:35,541 Yes, Nicky, of course I love you still, okay? 278 00:17:35,625 --> 00:17:37,958 And one of the things that I love the most about you 279 00:17:38,041 --> 00:17:40,875 is that you are a rock, you are consistent, you are stable, 280 00:17:40,958 --> 00:17:44,000 and you don't do things like dump me at the altar. 281 00:17:44,083 --> 00:17:45,833 I wasn't breaking up with you. 282 00:17:45,916 --> 00:17:49,416 -I was saving us. -Oh, good, yeah. 283 00:17:49,916 --> 00:17:51,250 Do you think it worked? 284 00:17:51,333 --> 00:17:52,541 [Nicky sighs] 285 00:17:52,625 --> 00:17:54,708 If you really wanted to save us, 286 00:17:54,791 --> 00:17:58,375 you would have said "I do" up there because I had everything under control. 287 00:17:58,458 --> 00:17:59,500 Okay? 288 00:17:59,583 --> 00:18:06,083 I had to go through a lot to get up there and say yes with confidence. 289 00:18:07,041 --> 00:18:11,500 And if you don't marry me by sundown, the curse spreads to you and your family. 290 00:18:11,583 --> 00:18:16,000 So, you know, actually, I was saving you. 291 00:18:17,333 --> 00:18:21,916 -Oh my God, Rachel. What? -What do you mean, "what"? 292 00:18:23,666 --> 00:18:25,250 Why are you acting shocked? 293 00:18:25,333 --> 00:18:27,875 ["I'll Be There" by Honey & The Bees playing over speakers] 294 00:18:27,958 --> 00:18:30,750 -[warbling] -[indistinct chatter, distorted] 295 00:18:30,833 --> 00:18:34,625 [distorted] But I mean, haven't you seen Runaway Bride? It's a classic. [chuckles] 296 00:18:34,708 --> 00:18:38,166 Oh, hi, guys. So great to see you. 297 00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:41,083 -[Kiki, distorted] So cute. -[Portia, distorted] Okay! Hi… 298 00:18:41,166 --> 00:18:46,125 [distorted] Fuck, I cannot get over it. Are you shaking? I'm like shaking a bit. 299 00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:49,625 [distorted] I don't wanna say it, but you owe me $50 each. 300 00:18:50,125 --> 00:18:52,333 [woman 1, distorted] Oh my gosh. You guys made a bet? 301 00:18:52,416 --> 00:18:55,875 [distorted] After the rehearsal dinner, it seemed like a safe bet. 302 00:18:55,958 --> 00:18:58,833 [woman 2, distorted] Technically, the bet was about her calling it off. 303 00:18:58,916 --> 00:19:02,375 -[woman 1, distorted] You too? -[man, distorted] What? I like money. 304 00:19:02,458 --> 00:19:04,250 [woman 1, distorted] You lost the bet. 305 00:19:04,333 --> 00:19:06,208 [warbling continues] 306 00:19:06,291 --> 00:19:09,291 [Portia, distorted] So, it's actually encrusted with rhinestones, not diamonds. 307 00:19:09,375 --> 00:19:12,541 But the back is custom. Please don't touch, it's fragile. 308 00:19:12,625 --> 00:19:13,958 [indistinct chatter, distorted] 309 00:19:14,041 --> 00:19:16,041 [woman 3, distorted] Ugh! This is typical… 310 00:19:16,125 --> 00:19:18,000 [warbling continues] 311 00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:21,125 [Jules, distorted] What the fuck was he thinking? 312 00:19:21,208 --> 00:19:22,625 [Nell, distorted] I don't know. 313 00:19:23,541 --> 00:19:26,625 -[Jules, distorted] And she didn't drink-- -[Nell, distorted] I don't know. 314 00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:31,000 [unsettling music playing] 315 00:19:33,250 --> 00:19:36,041 [clock ticking rapidly] 316 00:19:36,625 --> 00:19:40,416 [Nicky] What I'm saying is that from my perspective, 317 00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:43,750 you've been extra on edge since we got here. 318 00:19:43,833 --> 00:19:47,208 And then you told me something bad was gonna happen. 319 00:19:47,291 --> 00:19:50,333 And then you started talking about curses. 320 00:19:50,416 --> 00:19:53,916 So can't you see why it made sense to me 321 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,708 that you'd be into the idea of us not getting married? 322 00:19:57,625 --> 00:20:01,333 Like, all of that stuff coming up before our wedding, 323 00:20:01,416 --> 00:20:04,750 it had to be caused in part by, like, the pressure or something. 324 00:20:04,833 --> 00:20:06,666 Sorry. Nicky, stop. 325 00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:07,791 [music playing in distance] 326 00:20:07,875 --> 00:20:08,875 [Nicky] What? 327 00:20:09,666 --> 00:20:11,583 Do you not believe in the curse? 328 00:20:11,666 --> 00:20:13,041 Marriage is the curse. 329 00:20:13,125 --> 00:20:17,041 -I'm absolving us from that. -Oh my God, no, Nicky. 330 00:20:17,125 --> 00:20:21,041 The curse is the curse. The absolution was us getting married. 331 00:20:21,125 --> 00:20:23,458 Do you think that I, like, made this up? 332 00:20:23,541 --> 00:20:25,583 -What? -I don't think you made it up. I just… 333 00:20:26,166 --> 00:20:28,833 -What? Tell me what it is, what? -[Nicky scoffs] 334 00:20:29,458 --> 00:20:32,791 What is it, like, a fear of commitment or stress? 335 00:20:32,875 --> 00:20:35,541 -No, I don't… I just… -[Rachel] What?! 336 00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:42,333 I think… both of us have been cursed in our own ways 337 00:20:42,416 --> 00:20:44,208 by the systems that raised us. 338 00:20:44,291 --> 00:20:45,208 Oh my God. 339 00:20:45,291 --> 00:20:48,000 And by not getting married, we are fixing that. 340 00:20:48,083 --> 00:20:51,583 So when I say that I will die if you and I are not soulmates, 341 00:20:51,666 --> 00:20:52,750 you don't believe me? 342 00:20:54,708 --> 00:20:56,583 I don't think… Rachel… 343 00:20:56,666 --> 00:20:57,750 What? 344 00:20:58,541 --> 00:20:59,625 You don't think what? 345 00:21:04,625 --> 00:21:06,458 Yeah, I don't think that would happen. 346 00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:12,958 You literally just told me you believe me. You literally just told me you believe me. 347 00:21:13,041 --> 00:21:15,958 Right before I walked down the aisle. This is crazy. This is crazy. 348 00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:17,208 Wait, wait. Hold on, hold on. 349 00:21:17,291 --> 00:21:19,291 [Rachel] This is crazy. I can't believe it! 350 00:21:19,375 --> 00:21:21,666 -No, no. No, no. -I didn't mean for it to get like this. 351 00:21:21,750 --> 00:21:24,208 [spluttering] You know that I put my confidence in us 352 00:21:24,291 --> 00:21:26,583 because I thought that you saw me! 353 00:21:26,666 --> 00:21:28,625 I thought that we saw each other. 354 00:21:28,708 --> 00:21:32,833 Can we just go back… Can we just go back to, like, four hours ago, please? 355 00:21:36,708 --> 00:21:38,125 [breathing heavily] 356 00:21:40,958 --> 00:21:41,791 [exhales] 357 00:21:43,625 --> 00:21:47,166 ["We Ought to Get Married" by The Unknowns playing over speakers] 358 00:21:49,708 --> 00:21:51,875 ♪ I like what I see… ♪ 359 00:21:51,958 --> 00:21:54,833 [witness] Bride's side or groom's? 360 00:21:55,333 --> 00:21:58,666 -Groom. -[witness] I knew it. Are you married? 361 00:21:58,750 --> 00:22:00,833 -Uh, yeah. -[witness] To each other? 362 00:22:01,333 --> 00:22:04,875 -Yeah. -Do you believe she's your soulmate? 363 00:22:04,958 --> 00:22:06,583 [chuckles, hesitates] Yeah. For sure. 364 00:22:08,458 --> 00:22:09,708 [imitating] For sure. 365 00:22:09,791 --> 00:22:13,416 [chuckles] Sorry. Um, we're just gonna go back… back… back to our table. Let's go. 366 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:16,083 What happens at a wedding reception where there's no bride or groom? 367 00:22:16,166 --> 00:22:18,083 Is that, like, a setup for one of your bad jokes? 368 00:22:18,166 --> 00:22:20,833 -[man] No, honey, it's a genuine question. -[woman] How should I know? 369 00:22:20,916 --> 00:22:22,541 -[waiter] Please, for you, sir. -No! 370 00:22:24,416 --> 00:22:25,458 [Nell] Hmm. 371 00:22:26,083 --> 00:22:27,791 I don't know what you want me to do! I-- 372 00:22:27,875 --> 00:22:30,166 You don't let me think independently of you! 373 00:22:30,250 --> 00:22:33,916 You don't accept it when I don't share your exact perspective. 374 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,208 I can't change what I believe in. 375 00:22:36,291 --> 00:22:38,583 But you can't believe me! 376 00:22:38,666 --> 00:22:40,750 -[Nicky] Okay, that's different. -You can't believe me! 377 00:22:40,833 --> 00:22:42,500 -[Nicky] That's different, okay? -How? 378 00:22:42,583 --> 00:22:44,833 I don't believe in, like, supernatural shit 379 00:22:44,916 --> 00:22:47,375 or, like, cosmic retribution or curses. 380 00:22:47,458 --> 00:22:50,000 Okay. Well, I don't believe in fucking aliens, 381 00:22:50,083 --> 00:22:53,791 but if you told me that with certainty that you saw a fucking alien, 382 00:22:53,875 --> 00:22:55,708 I would believe you, Nicky. 383 00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:59,458 I'm sorry, Rachel. I don't… I-- You don't… [scoffs] 384 00:22:59,541 --> 00:23:02,750 You knew this about me, okay? This isn't, like, new information. 385 00:23:02,833 --> 00:23:06,666 What you do… What you do, Nicky, when you love someone is 386 00:23:06,750 --> 00:23:10,416 you believe the person that you love. That's what trust is. 387 00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:13,875 So when you told me that you believed me, I believed you. 388 00:23:13,958 --> 00:23:16,833 Instead of looking at a catalog of all the things you've said in the past 389 00:23:16,916 --> 00:23:20,458 because I am fucking seeing you in the moment, in every moment, 390 00:23:20,541 --> 00:23:25,291 I am looking at you, and you just… you don't fucking do that for me. 391 00:23:25,833 --> 00:23:26,750 You don't. 392 00:23:26,833 --> 00:23:33,333 You just… You chose a version of me a long time ago, and that's all I am, and… 393 00:23:33,416 --> 00:23:34,500 [sobbing] 394 00:23:35,125 --> 00:23:37,833 …then you get… you get frustrated when I'm not it 395 00:23:37,916 --> 00:23:41,041 because then you don't know who to be, and you know what? It's bad, Nicky. 396 00:23:41,125 --> 00:23:42,875 It's a bad fucking quality 397 00:23:42,958 --> 00:23:48,541 because you have made it impossible, impossible for me to exist! 398 00:23:50,166 --> 00:23:52,041 [breathing heavily] 399 00:23:52,541 --> 00:23:54,250 [unsettling music playing] 400 00:23:54,333 --> 00:23:55,750 [man] Two tequilas, please. 401 00:23:57,083 --> 00:23:58,333 Hmm. 402 00:23:58,416 --> 00:24:02,041 -[witness] I like your jacket. -Yeah, thanks. 403 00:24:02,125 --> 00:24:03,333 Can I have it? 404 00:24:09,125 --> 00:24:11,166 3:45. I'm getting them. 405 00:24:12,708 --> 00:24:14,541 [indistinct chatter] 406 00:24:21,791 --> 00:24:23,375 -[knocking on glass] -[Jules] Hey. 407 00:24:25,875 --> 00:24:28,166 [Jules] What the fuck is going on in there? 408 00:24:32,666 --> 00:24:33,708 Fuckers. 409 00:24:35,583 --> 00:24:37,375 [Rachel in distance] Impossible! 410 00:24:37,458 --> 00:24:38,583 [rattling] 411 00:24:39,291 --> 00:24:40,125 Let me in. 412 00:24:40,208 --> 00:24:43,291 Rachel, the sun sets at 4:44. That's less than an hour. 413 00:24:43,375 --> 00:24:45,500 -What the hell are you doing? -[Rachel] I need a minute. 414 00:24:45,583 --> 00:24:49,875 [Jules] You're running out of minutes. I'm getting the master key. Dickheads. 415 00:24:49,958 --> 00:24:52,500 ["I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor playing over speakers] 416 00:24:52,583 --> 00:24:54,375 [guests cheering, chattering] 417 00:24:55,291 --> 00:24:58,791 ♪ At first I was afraid, I was petrified ♪ 418 00:24:58,875 --> 00:25:02,875 ♪ Kept thinkin' I could never live Without you by my side ♪ 419 00:25:02,958 --> 00:25:07,291 ♪ But then I spent so many nights Thinkin' how you did me wrong… ♪ 420 00:25:08,125 --> 00:25:12,083 There's my boy! Jude, come, come, come, come, come. Come on. Come on. 421 00:25:12,166 --> 00:25:14,416 [song continues in distance] 422 00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:18,375 If you weren't… if you weren't cursed, would you still have said yes? 423 00:25:18,958 --> 00:25:20,791 Oh my God, that's irrelevant! 424 00:25:20,875 --> 00:25:21,958 It's like asking me, 425 00:25:22,041 --> 00:25:25,666 "Oh, do you think you'd be right-handed if you had no fucking arms?" 426 00:25:28,208 --> 00:25:30,083 [Nicky] Well, I still want an answer. 427 00:25:30,166 --> 00:25:31,708 [cheering, whistling] 428 00:25:31,791 --> 00:25:33,916 ♪ Just turn around now… ♪ 429 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,083 [Rachel] You have nothing to say. You know what, Nicky? 430 00:25:36,166 --> 00:25:38,250 But actually, you were just babied by your mother 431 00:25:38,333 --> 00:25:40,250 and sheltered from the entire fucking world, 432 00:25:40,333 --> 00:25:44,291 so you know nothing about the real world, Nicky. Nothing. 433 00:25:44,375 --> 00:25:47,458 -♪ Oh, no, not I, I will survive… ♪ -[cheering] 434 00:25:47,541 --> 00:25:49,916 …an evil person. I think your brain should be studied. 435 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,291 God, that was, like, two fucking years ago, Nicky. 436 00:25:52,375 --> 00:25:55,458 Okay, well, I would never disappear on you for a fucking week. 437 00:25:55,541 --> 00:25:57,583 -[cheering] -♪ I'll survive… ♪ 438 00:25:57,666 --> 00:25:59,083 [Nicky] Go smoke some weed about it. 439 00:25:59,166 --> 00:26:00,541 You think you're a romantic? 440 00:26:00,625 --> 00:26:02,375 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 441 00:26:03,791 --> 00:26:05,291 [Rachel] Stoop to my level? 442 00:26:09,250 --> 00:26:11,625 You're the most manipulative fucking person I've-- 443 00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:17,583 -[inaudible] -[eerie music playing, overlapping] 444 00:26:17,666 --> 00:26:21,208 ♪ It took all the strength I had Not to fall apart ♪ 445 00:26:21,291 --> 00:26:25,333 ♪ Kept tryin' hard To mend the pieces of my broken heart ♪ 446 00:26:25,416 --> 00:26:29,583 ♪ And I spent oh-so many nights Just feelin' sorry for myself… ♪ 447 00:26:29,666 --> 00:26:31,166 [eerie music intensifies] 448 00:26:32,041 --> 00:26:33,083 [Rachel] Oh my God. 449 00:26:33,166 --> 00:26:35,666 -I knew you would ruin the wedding. -I didn't, Portia. 450 00:26:35,750 --> 00:26:40,833 I… I know that this has been a tough week, but whatever problems you two are having, 451 00:26:40,916 --> 00:26:44,583 I… I promise you will be able to work it out, okay? 452 00:26:44,666 --> 00:26:46,041 But now is not the time. 453 00:26:46,125 --> 00:26:48,208 -Just let them do what they need to do. -Nope, not now. 454 00:26:48,291 --> 00:26:50,666 They have to get married, Dad. They have to. 455 00:26:50,750 --> 00:26:53,625 -What happened out there, man? -I don't need this right now. 456 00:26:53,708 --> 00:26:56,416 None of us need this right now. Grow up and get married. 457 00:26:56,500 --> 00:26:58,458 -What the hell are you doing? -Get out of my way. 458 00:26:58,541 --> 00:26:59,625 -Hey. -You didn't drink it? 459 00:27:00,833 --> 00:27:03,000 No, I… I put my faith in him. 460 00:27:03,083 --> 00:27:04,166 Why would you do that? 461 00:27:04,250 --> 00:27:06,083 -Because I was 98%. -[Portia] Sorry, drink what? 462 00:27:06,166 --> 00:27:08,666 What the fuck are you doing? Look at her. Marry her. 463 00:27:08,750 --> 00:27:10,541 Who cares about your brand-new life philosophy? 464 00:27:10,625 --> 00:27:13,500 -Marry her, or we're all fucked! -And, uh, drink what, Nell? 465 00:27:13,583 --> 00:27:15,791 Oh, shut up, Portia. You have to get married. 466 00:27:15,875 --> 00:27:17,833 -Oh, what, because of the curse? -[both] Yes! 467 00:27:18,416 --> 00:27:20,458 -He doesn't believe in it. -Oh, it's real. 468 00:27:20,541 --> 00:27:22,750 And if you don't marry her, it spreads to our family. 469 00:27:22,833 --> 00:27:24,541 That means Jude's gonna have it too, right? 470 00:27:24,625 --> 00:27:26,666 -[Portia] What do you mean? All of us? -[Jules] Yes. 471 00:27:26,750 --> 00:27:27,791 I don't understand. 472 00:27:27,875 --> 00:27:30,291 [Victoria] All right, everybody just calm down. 473 00:27:30,375 --> 00:27:32,166 [pensive music playing] 474 00:27:36,208 --> 00:27:38,833 [Victoria] Sweetheart. Hey. 475 00:27:39,916 --> 00:27:42,375 You didn't mean what you said out there, did you? 476 00:27:44,541 --> 00:27:46,541 [breathing shakily] 477 00:27:53,750 --> 00:27:55,041 I was… 478 00:27:56,833 --> 00:27:59,625 -I was just trying to do the right thing. -You have five minutes. 479 00:27:59,708 --> 00:28:01,083 -[Victoria] Jules! -[shushing] 480 00:28:01,791 --> 00:28:06,541 Okay, come on. Let's go. Dad, get ready to say your thing. 481 00:28:06,625 --> 00:28:07,791 [breathing heavily] 482 00:28:07,875 --> 00:28:09,541 -Let's go get that witness. -Stop it, Jules. 483 00:28:09,625 --> 00:28:11,791 -[Jules] Why aren't any of you moving? -I'm moving… 484 00:28:12,333 --> 00:28:14,833 Rachel, come on. [breathing heavily] Rachel, come on. 485 00:28:14,916 --> 00:28:19,250 [Victoria] Okay, let's just go out there and… and finish the ceremony. You know? 486 00:28:19,833 --> 00:28:21,708 You have no reason to be embarrassed. 487 00:28:22,500 --> 00:28:24,000 No one's mad. 488 00:28:24,083 --> 00:28:25,333 [breathing shakily] 489 00:28:26,125 --> 00:28:27,625 Sweetheart, look at me. 490 00:28:28,291 --> 00:28:30,041 [sniffles, groans] 491 00:28:30,125 --> 00:28:31,666 Everything's gonna be okay. 492 00:28:34,541 --> 00:28:35,583 Come on. 493 00:28:41,625 --> 00:28:42,958 [Nicky sniffling] 494 00:28:48,083 --> 00:28:50,416 I'm so sorry. [sniffles] Hey. 495 00:28:52,500 --> 00:28:55,000 Should we try again? Do you wanna… [sniffles] 496 00:28:55,083 --> 00:28:56,875 Do you wanna go back out there and try again? 497 00:28:56,958 --> 00:28:58,708 What do you say? What do you say? 498 00:28:59,208 --> 00:29:00,541 Rachel, should we… 499 00:29:04,250 --> 00:29:05,458 What do you say? 500 00:29:05,541 --> 00:29:06,541 [sniffling] 501 00:29:06,625 --> 00:29:07,541 [mumbles] 502 00:29:13,208 --> 00:29:14,458 -No. -[music stops] 503 00:29:16,166 --> 00:29:17,458 No, Nicky. 504 00:29:18,583 --> 00:29:20,125 I'm not gonna marry you. 505 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:24,000 ["Let Me Be Your Full-Time Groover" by Bill Brandon & Lorraine Johnson playing] 506 00:29:24,083 --> 00:29:30,208 ♪ Oh, when will I stop Stop, stop, stop loving you, baby? ♪ 507 00:29:30,750 --> 00:29:35,375 -♪ No, no, never, no, never, no, yeah ♪ -[chorus] ♪ Never, never ♪ 508 00:29:35,458 --> 00:29:38,666 ♪ When the ocean's as dry as sand ♪ 509 00:29:39,166 --> 00:29:42,916 ♪ When I can hold the world In the palm of one hand ♪ 510 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:46,666 ♪ When we can take a walk to the moon ♪ 511 00:29:46,750 --> 00:29:51,333 ♪ When I can place the world And its people in one room… ♪ 512 00:29:51,416 --> 00:29:53,541 -What are you doing? -I'm not gonna fucking die for him. 513 00:29:53,625 --> 00:29:56,125 You're not gonna die. You said you believe he was your soulmate. 514 00:29:56,208 --> 00:29:57,791 -Well, I don't. -[Portia] Rachel, come on. 515 00:29:57,875 --> 00:30:00,666 -Please do this one thing for me. -This one thing? This one thing? 516 00:30:00,750 --> 00:30:04,916 Nicky, I did all of this for you. I did all of this for you. 517 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,458 I said yes to the proposal for you. 518 00:30:06,541 --> 00:30:09,000 I said yes up there because I believed in you, but I'm done. 519 00:30:09,083 --> 00:30:10,375 I'm done, okay? 520 00:30:10,458 --> 00:30:12,750 I'm not gonna betray myself for you anymore. 521 00:30:12,833 --> 00:30:16,125 I deserve a second chance. I deserve a second chance. 522 00:30:16,208 --> 00:30:18,625 -[Portia] Rachel. Come on. -[Nell] Don't do this, please. 523 00:30:18,708 --> 00:30:20,916 All you had to do was believe me, Nicky. 524 00:30:22,208 --> 00:30:23,541 [Jules] Fuck, it's 4:45. 525 00:30:23,625 --> 00:30:27,625 -♪ Full-time groover ♪ -♪ Full-time groover ♪ 526 00:30:28,375 --> 00:30:29,625 ♪ I'll… ♪ 527 00:30:30,416 --> 00:30:32,833 ♪ Oh, I'll be your baby ♪ 528 00:30:32,916 --> 00:30:35,333 [cheering, whooping, laughing] 529 00:30:35,416 --> 00:30:37,708 [unsettling music playing] 530 00:30:43,500 --> 00:30:44,708 [warbling] 531 00:31:00,333 --> 00:31:02,125 [music intensifies] 532 00:31:12,625 --> 00:31:14,500 -[music stops] -[high-pitched ringing] 533 00:31:15,250 --> 00:31:16,291 Oh my God. 534 00:31:23,708 --> 00:31:25,708 [eerie music playing] 535 00:31:32,666 --> 00:31:34,125 [inaudible] 536 00:33:03,166 --> 00:33:05,541 [eerie music intensifies] 537 00:33:17,458 --> 00:33:19,416 [inaudible] 538 00:33:41,500 --> 00:33:43,916 [guests screaming] 539 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,000 [dance music playing over speakers] 540 00:33:51,458 --> 00:33:54,375 Jude! Jude! 541 00:33:57,541 --> 00:34:01,416 [breathing shakily, crying] What do we do? What do we do? 542 00:34:02,125 --> 00:34:04,208 I don't know. I don't know. 543 00:34:04,291 --> 00:34:05,666 [Kiki] I can't hear you! 544 00:34:05,750 --> 00:34:08,750 I'll… I'll figure it out, okay? I'm gonna… Fuck, where is he? 545 00:34:08,833 --> 00:34:10,791 [guests screaming, crying] 546 00:34:12,916 --> 00:34:13,958 [breathing heavily] 547 00:34:14,041 --> 00:34:15,375 -Zander? -Baby? 548 00:34:15,458 --> 00:34:17,416 -[camera shutter clicking] -[guests screaming] 549 00:34:17,500 --> 00:34:18,708 [crying] 550 00:34:18,791 --> 00:34:21,250 You're okay. You're okay. [splutters] Just sit right here. 551 00:34:21,333 --> 00:34:23,333 [crying] Mama! Mama! 552 00:34:23,416 --> 00:34:25,166 [guests screaming, crying] 553 00:34:26,666 --> 00:34:28,083 [woman] Look out! 554 00:34:28,166 --> 00:34:29,666 [eerie music playing] 555 00:34:31,333 --> 00:34:32,416 [squelching] 556 00:34:48,041 --> 00:34:49,916 [inaudible] 557 00:34:52,458 --> 00:34:55,083 -[guests screaming] -You! Look. 558 00:34:55,166 --> 00:34:56,125 Sorry. You're okay. 559 00:34:56,208 --> 00:34:57,958 Just put pressure on it. You're gonna be fine. 560 00:34:58,041 --> 00:35:02,375 Honey, what the hell is happening to your family? Oh my God! 561 00:35:02,458 --> 00:35:04,500 Close your eyes, son. Close your eyes. 562 00:35:04,583 --> 00:35:06,000 [Rachel] Hey! You! 563 00:35:06,083 --> 00:35:09,250 This is what you meant? Why didn't you fucking tell me this would happen? 564 00:35:09,333 --> 00:35:13,666 I warned you. I told you it would spread to his bloodline. 565 00:35:13,750 --> 00:35:15,750 [gasping] 566 00:35:20,083 --> 00:35:21,750 [eerie music continues] 567 00:35:37,708 --> 00:35:39,125 -[Victoria gasping] -[Nicky] Mom, no. 568 00:35:39,208 --> 00:35:41,333 I knew that bitch was satanic from the second I saw her. 569 00:35:41,416 --> 00:35:44,083 -No one listens to me. -No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 570 00:35:45,416 --> 00:35:46,541 What's happening? 571 00:35:48,291 --> 00:35:51,166 It'll be okay. Huh? You're okay. 572 00:35:51,250 --> 00:35:53,541 -[guests screaming in distance] -[warbling] 573 00:35:57,208 --> 00:35:59,208 [disturbing music playing] 574 00:36:00,416 --> 00:36:01,583 [indistinct chatter] 575 00:36:07,833 --> 00:36:09,250 [Jude whimpers] 576 00:36:10,416 --> 00:36:13,458 -[warbling continues] -[disturbing music continues] 577 00:36:16,666 --> 00:36:18,291 -Lock the door. -[Jude] Okay. 578 00:36:18,375 --> 00:36:20,833 And don't let anyone in but me and Nellie, got it? 579 00:36:20,916 --> 00:36:21,833 [Jude] Okay. 580 00:36:21,916 --> 00:36:23,791 [breathing heavily] 581 00:36:24,458 --> 00:36:27,125 -Keep the TV on loud. -[announcer] Super Bowl LX, Patriots-- 582 00:36:27,208 --> 00:36:28,958 [disturbing music continues] 583 00:36:29,791 --> 00:36:31,333 [woman whimpering] 584 00:36:31,416 --> 00:36:33,916 -[warbling continues] -[guests screaming] 585 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:37,000 [Jules] I love you. And I won't let anything happen to you. 586 00:36:38,833 --> 00:36:40,000 I'll be right back. I promise. 587 00:36:40,083 --> 00:36:43,541 [announcer] It's gonna be an absolute bloodbath as Seahawks take the field. 588 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,541 -[disturbing music continues] -[guests screaming] 589 00:36:47,625 --> 00:36:49,958 [screeching] 590 00:36:54,500 --> 00:36:57,166 Okay, listen. This fucking curse spread to our bloodline. 591 00:36:57,250 --> 00:36:58,875 That's gonna happen to me? 592 00:36:58,958 --> 00:37:01,000 Not if you think your Vegas husband's your soulmate. 593 00:37:01,083 --> 00:37:02,750 [Victoria] You got married? 594 00:37:03,333 --> 00:37:06,208 Mom, I'm so sorry. It was a mistake. I never should have done it. 595 00:37:08,291 --> 00:37:10,750 -[screeching] -[warbling] 596 00:37:11,916 --> 00:37:13,833 -Mom? Mom? Forgive me. -This isn't happening. 597 00:37:13,916 --> 00:37:16,625 It is happening, and it's your fault, you stupid shit. 598 00:37:16,708 --> 00:37:18,375 All you had to do was marry her. 599 00:37:18,458 --> 00:37:21,125 This all happened because you didn't marry her. 600 00:37:21,708 --> 00:37:23,875 I think there's something we can do to stop it. 601 00:37:23,958 --> 00:37:25,208 [breathing heavily] 602 00:37:25,291 --> 00:37:27,541 -[Nicky] Guys, what do we do? -Sweetie, we're getting help. 603 00:37:27,625 --> 00:37:29,250 [Portia] I'm sorry. It was a mistake. 604 00:37:29,333 --> 00:37:31,125 Why didn't you sign the divorce papers? 605 00:37:31,208 --> 00:37:33,083 I don't know what my life looks like without you. 606 00:37:33,166 --> 00:37:35,125 -Oh my God! -Am I bleeding? 607 00:37:35,208 --> 00:37:36,416 [Nell] Not yet. 608 00:37:37,291 --> 00:37:39,333 [gasps, groans] 609 00:37:39,416 --> 00:37:40,750 [screams] 610 00:37:40,833 --> 00:37:42,666 [guests screaming] 611 00:37:44,708 --> 00:37:46,250 [warbling] 612 00:37:48,166 --> 00:37:50,666 [breathing shakily] 613 00:37:56,916 --> 00:37:58,416 [gurgling] 614 00:37:59,833 --> 00:38:01,208 [breathing stops] 615 00:38:04,166 --> 00:38:06,041 [eerie music playing] 616 00:38:18,166 --> 00:38:22,083 [Nicky] Rach. Rachel, Rachel, Rachel, I'm sorry. 617 00:38:22,166 --> 00:38:24,041 I'm so sorry. I totally fucked up. 618 00:38:24,125 --> 00:38:26,083 And I'm so, so sorry. 619 00:38:26,166 --> 00:38:30,083 I believe you're my soulmate, and I'm yours. We're soulmates. 620 00:38:30,666 --> 00:38:32,625 [breathing shakily] 621 00:38:35,791 --> 00:38:37,375 You believe me now? 622 00:38:38,958 --> 00:38:40,166 I do. 623 00:38:41,750 --> 00:38:42,916 I do. 624 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,416 [sniffles] I promise. 625 00:38:45,208 --> 00:38:49,375 I promise I'll always believe you from now on, I promise. 626 00:38:49,958 --> 00:38:52,125 -I promise. -[Rachel] No, Nicky. 627 00:38:52,208 --> 00:38:56,083 By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife. 628 00:38:56,583 --> 00:38:58,208 You may now kiss the bride. 629 00:39:00,458 --> 00:39:01,916 [Nicky] Rachel. [sniffles] 630 00:39:03,041 --> 00:39:03,875 Rachel. 631 00:39:03,958 --> 00:39:07,416 No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 632 00:39:07,500 --> 00:39:09,541 No! No! He can't sign that. 633 00:39:09,625 --> 00:39:12,083 [witness] You already said your vows. 634 00:39:12,166 --> 00:39:15,000 -They wanted to complete the ceremony. -[Portia] Hurry up, please! 635 00:39:15,083 --> 00:39:17,750 No, but the curse already spread, so this is not gonna stop it, right? 636 00:39:18,333 --> 00:39:20,125 It won't stop it. Nicky. 637 00:39:20,708 --> 00:39:23,000 Nicky. Nicky. [splutters] We… Look at me. 638 00:39:23,083 --> 00:39:27,875 We both have the fucking curse now. Getting married is only gonna kill us. 639 00:39:28,916 --> 00:39:31,250 -Not if we're soulmates. -We're not. 640 00:39:31,833 --> 00:39:33,416 I still think you're mine. 641 00:39:39,208 --> 00:39:40,833 [eerie music continues] 642 00:39:41,541 --> 00:39:42,500 [Rachel] Jules… 643 00:39:42,583 --> 00:39:44,708 We had to try to save everyone. 644 00:39:46,166 --> 00:39:50,708 My son has it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Rachel. I'm sorry. 645 00:39:50,791 --> 00:39:52,791 [splutters] You… 646 00:39:54,458 --> 00:39:56,791 [Nicky] We're still soulmates, right? 647 00:39:57,458 --> 00:39:58,458 Right? 648 00:40:05,041 --> 00:40:06,833 [Jules] I'm so sorry. 649 00:40:06,916 --> 00:40:08,000 [Nell whimpers] 650 00:40:08,583 --> 00:40:10,875 -[Nell] Sorry, Rach. -[Nicky] Rachel. 651 00:40:19,750 --> 00:40:20,791 [Portia whimpers] 652 00:40:21,375 --> 00:40:22,833 [Nicky] No, Rachel. 653 00:40:23,333 --> 00:40:28,083 Rachel, wait, wait. Jules, what did-- You said… you said it would work. 654 00:40:28,166 --> 00:40:31,791 -Why didn't it work? -[Jules] It's too late. I'm sorry. 655 00:40:34,333 --> 00:40:35,875 [breathing heavily] 656 00:40:45,750 --> 00:40:46,916 [whimpers] 657 00:41:08,833 --> 00:41:10,291 [doors creaking] 658 00:41:10,375 --> 00:41:12,375 [wind whistling] 659 00:41:17,291 --> 00:41:19,708 [breathing heavily] 660 00:41:40,666 --> 00:41:42,625 [breathing slows] 661 00:41:45,958 --> 00:41:47,375 [music fades] 662 00:41:47,458 --> 00:41:49,291 [snow rustling] 663 00:42:15,250 --> 00:42:17,250 [eerie music playing] 664 00:42:27,416 --> 00:42:29,833 -[Portia whimpering] -[shushing] 665 00:42:33,500 --> 00:42:35,291 You're okay, baby girl. 666 00:42:35,375 --> 00:42:40,041 It's okay. It's okay. [shushing] It's okay. It's okay. [shushing] 667 00:42:41,166 --> 00:42:43,500 -[Dr. Cunningham sobbing] -[Portia whimpering] 668 00:42:44,166 --> 00:42:46,375 You're okay. [sniffles] 669 00:44:00,625 --> 00:44:02,625 [warbling] 670 00:44:05,250 --> 00:44:07,250 [sinister music playing] 671 00:44:36,833 --> 00:44:38,125 For me? 672 00:44:41,291 --> 00:44:44,375 Finally, you've come for me. 673 00:44:46,833 --> 00:44:49,291 [dog panting, whimpering] 674 00:44:49,375 --> 00:44:51,208 [eerie music playing] 675 00:45:08,791 --> 00:45:10,208 [whimpers] 676 00:45:35,500 --> 00:45:37,541 Why isn't it happening to you? 677 00:45:51,125 --> 00:45:52,333 [Nell sniffles] 678 00:46:02,708 --> 00:46:04,500 [panting] 679 00:46:06,916 --> 00:46:08,291 [whimpers] 680 00:46:55,750 --> 00:46:57,083 [silence] 681 00:46:57,916 --> 00:46:59,666 [bird cawing] 682 00:47:01,291 --> 00:47:03,375 [door creaking] 683 00:47:03,458 --> 00:47:05,958 [wind whistling] 684 00:47:09,541 --> 00:47:12,041 [wheezing] 685 00:47:30,833 --> 00:47:32,333 ["You Are My Destiny" playing] 686 00:47:32,416 --> 00:47:34,000 [inhales deeply] 687 00:47:58,750 --> 00:48:02,708 [music turns disturbing] 688 00:48:10,708 --> 00:48:12,708 [eerie music playing] 689 00:48:28,833 --> 00:48:31,291 [creaking] 690 00:49:04,958 --> 00:49:06,541 Do you know where my lighter is? 691 00:49:15,416 --> 00:49:16,416 [sighs] 692 00:49:21,708 --> 00:49:22,625 [door closes] 693 00:49:23,916 --> 00:49:25,208 [Jude breathing shakily] 694 00:49:27,875 --> 00:49:31,041 It's okay. It's okay. 695 00:49:33,166 --> 00:49:34,208 Jude. 696 00:49:49,875 --> 00:49:54,625 I'm so sorry that this happened to you, okay? 697 00:49:55,291 --> 00:49:56,958 But remember that… 698 00:50:00,666 --> 00:50:02,041 it did happen. 699 00:50:03,625 --> 00:50:06,375 So don't let anyone tell you otherwise. 700 00:50:06,458 --> 00:50:09,250 You're gonna be okay. Yeah? 701 00:50:10,166 --> 00:50:11,000 Listen to me. 702 00:50:12,625 --> 00:50:18,791 You have to be really, really, really, really careful who you choose to marry. 703 00:50:19,708 --> 00:50:22,583 But don't worry. I'll be there to witness, okay? 704 00:50:22,666 --> 00:50:24,041 Okay. 705 00:50:33,750 --> 00:50:35,083 [eerie music playing] 706 00:50:35,166 --> 00:50:36,208 Okay. 707 00:50:38,708 --> 00:50:40,000 I'll see you later. 708 00:52:19,916 --> 00:52:21,750 [breathing heavily] 709 00:52:32,458 --> 00:52:33,625 [music stops] 710 00:52:33,708 --> 00:52:35,083 [silence] 711 00:53:07,041 --> 00:53:08,583 [keys jingling] 712 00:53:12,208 --> 00:53:13,333 [engine starts] 713 00:53:13,416 --> 00:53:16,583 ["We Will Not Be Lovers" by The Waterboys playing over speakers] 714 00:53:35,416 --> 00:53:36,541 [song stops] 715 00:53:37,750 --> 00:53:39,250 [song starts from the beginning] 716 00:53:44,541 --> 00:53:45,500 [song stops] 717 00:53:47,166 --> 00:53:49,208 [song starts from the beginning] 718 00:54:03,208 --> 00:54:04,791 [cans rattling] 719 00:54:08,833 --> 00:54:11,625 ♪ You just stepped into the main track ♪ 720 00:54:12,875 --> 00:54:15,375 ♪ Climbed down off the fence ♪ 721 00:54:17,791 --> 00:54:20,000 ♪ Words are your weapon ♪ 722 00:54:21,083 --> 00:54:23,500 ♪ Lies are your defense ♪ 723 00:54:25,833 --> 00:54:27,833 ♪ I know what you want ♪ 724 00:54:29,375 --> 00:54:31,750 ♪ And I see what you see ♪ 725 00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:36,375 -♪ You're looking for somebody ♪ -[fox squeals] 726 00:54:38,208 --> 00:54:39,916 ♪ But he isn't me ♪ 727 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,333 ♪ Find yourself another ♪ 728 00:54:47,791 --> 00:54:51,000 ♪ We will not be lovers ♪ 729 00:54:57,166 --> 00:55:00,416 ♪ Now your eyes are like torches ♪ 730 00:55:01,750 --> 00:55:04,208 ♪ Your presence is bliss ♪ 731 00:55:04,291 --> 00:55:05,833 [ring clinking] 732 00:55:05,916 --> 00:55:07,916 ♪ I never knew time ♪ 733 00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:12,166 ♪ Could speed and zip like this ♪ 734 00:55:15,125 --> 00:55:17,666 ♪ The touch of your flesh ♪ 735 00:55:19,250 --> 00:55:21,375 ♪ Is tough to resist ♪ 736 00:55:23,666 --> 00:55:27,166 ♪ Planets collide, collide, collide ♪ 737 00:55:27,250 --> 00:55:29,000 ♪ At the smack of your kiss ♪ 738 00:55:29,083 --> 00:55:32,000 ♪ But you can kiss your brother ♪ 739 00:55:42,291 --> 00:55:48,958 ♪ Because we will not be lovers, no ♪ 740 00:56:02,666 --> 00:56:05,083 ♪ Now you're pulling down curtains ♪ 741 00:56:07,166 --> 00:56:09,583 ♪ Sparking old flames ♪ 742 00:56:11,166 --> 00:56:13,625 ♪ Causing disturbance ♪ 743 00:56:15,666 --> 00:56:17,625 ♪ Crying for shame ♪ 744 00:56:19,708 --> 00:56:22,083 ♪ Rapping on doors ♪ 745 00:56:23,583 --> 00:56:25,625 ♪ Abusing my name ♪ 746 00:56:27,583 --> 00:56:30,083 ♪ Casting up doubt ♪ 747 00:56:31,625 --> 00:56:37,291 ♪ Throwing your blame But you can throw it at your mother ♪ 748 00:56:43,291 --> 00:56:44,875 ♪ At your mother ♪ 749 00:56:47,250 --> 00:56:53,833 ♪ Because we will not be lovers ♪ 750 00:57:23,541 --> 00:57:26,083 ♪ Now the world's full of trouble ♪ 751 00:57:27,958 --> 00:57:29,416 ♪ Everybody's scared ♪ 752 00:57:32,166 --> 00:57:34,166 ♪ Landlords are frowning ♪ 753 00:57:36,291 --> 00:57:38,125 ♪ Cupboards are bare ♪ 754 00:57:40,166 --> 00:57:42,208 ♪ People are scrambling ♪ 755 00:57:42,291 --> 00:57:43,791 ♪ People are scrambling ♪ 756 00:57:43,875 --> 00:57:46,000 ♪ Like dogs for a share ♪ 757 00:57:46,083 --> 00:57:48,083 ♪ Like dogs for a share ♪ 758 00:57:48,166 --> 00:57:50,208 ♪ It's cruel and it's hard ♪ 759 00:57:51,833 --> 00:57:57,291 ♪ But it nothing compared to What we do to each other ♪ 760 00:58:03,625 --> 00:58:05,500 ♪ To each other ♪ 761 00:58:13,541 --> 00:58:15,083 [song ends]